1 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,320 -Now, sis! Do it! Do it now. Do it! -All right! 2 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,360 You all right? Hey, you're gonna pop [indistinct]. 3 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,320 -[Kristy] What're you doing? -[indistinct], look at her. 4 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,800 If I had £1,000, I'd buy Brazilian yaki hair like Beyonce, 5 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,400 a lip reduction, red velvet cupcakes... 6 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,400 probably a dustpan and brush for this place. 7 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,880 I mean, look at it, it's boring, there's not even crime here. 8 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,120 It's like some fake-ass estate, it's like Diet Cola. It's diluted. 9 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,800 Forget the dustpan, 10 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,480 I'd buy a train ticket and I'd just get out. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,520 Yeah, 'cause I'm tryin' to be something worthwhile while I'm alive, 12 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,600 you know what I mean? 13 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,680 And these brick walls, they're dragging me back, man. 14 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,560 Yeah, I'm like a rose trying to grow out of mud. 15 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,400 I was born a big thinker, I'm very wise. 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,960 You know, my mind is bare agile. I'm fast, you know what I mean? 17 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,000 Got my ear to the ground, so I'm alert at all times. 18 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,160 Tracey! 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,840 I ain't even bein' vain... 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,040 Off we go. 21 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,200 I just am special. 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,280 Tracey! 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,680 Just keep breathing. Has your thing popped? 24 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,160 -What? -Idiot, man. 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,160 All right, let's go and have a look. 26 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,360 -[cop 1]It's fucking non-sense. -[cop 2]Those bastards... 27 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,200 [speaking gibberish] 28 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,360 I'm a bit busy right now, you know. 29 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:35,880 Oh! 30 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,080 ♪ Life ain't so great, yeah There'll be dots in the mud ♪ 31 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,400 ♪ And life ain't honey For any one of us ♪ 32 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,400 ♪ If ever you're in doubt Just get your wings out ♪ 33 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,560 ♪ It's all right, darling Get your wriggle on ♪ 34 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,800 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 35 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,640 -Anything else? -Uh, no, just the salad, thanks. 36 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,360 -Is that-Is that Brazilian? -I don't know. 37 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,360 I'm not even sure. I've lost count. 38 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,080 They've practically got their own wardrobe. 39 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,680 It looks real. 40 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,760 Thank you. Wait, Tracey! 41 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,520 We went to the same school. I was a couple years below you. 42 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,640 Meisha? 43 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,120 Oh. Yeah, you all right? 44 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,840 The big boss has me running out buying coffees and salads 45 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,080 every five minutes. 46 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,160 -Wha-what do you-- -Oh, what don't I? 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,560 Personal assistant to the boss, marketing manager, sales exec, 48 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,720 no sleep, 49 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,040 but there are a shitload of perks. 50 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,200 I don't like sleazy Stacey, I like chocolate Tracey. 51 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,920 I wanna lock her in the boot of my car. 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,400 I wanna drive her beyond the most distant star. 53 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,800 -Good hat. -This is my boyfriend, Connor. 54 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:54,680 -Si. -You two look very cute together. 55 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,040 I mean, it's quite a new relationship. 56 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,240 -What are you doin'? -My mum wants it. 57 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,400 Uh... so, uh, Connor, what is it that you do? 58 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,440 We were just talking jobs and stuff. 59 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,000 -I'm a poet. -Ha! 60 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,120 Waste-man? I've been there. 61 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,600 [Meisha laughs] 62 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,880 Listen, my boss is holding a recruitment drive for the sales team, 63 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,960 you should go down there, you were always really nice. 64 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,240 Here. 65 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,080 [whispers] See ya. 66 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,320 "Winsley Cosmetics." 67 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,760 Bye. 68 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,440 -Why? -Police raided George the Giant's flat. 69 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,680 'Left the door open, innit? So we cleaned up. 70 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,440 But why were these in his flat? 71 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,720 So this is why you couldn't cover my shift? 72 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,960 Yeah. 73 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,000 I'm gonna glue them together and make a big one. 74 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,240 I had to get my sister in. 75 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,960 Cynthia? 76 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,480 Next, please. 77 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,840 Yeah, she'll be all right. 78 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,960 [together] Yeah. 79 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,080 I mean, 'cause I don't know if I can go back, you know? 80 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,440 Now I know I could go places, if I--well, if I get it. 81 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,680 Oh, of course you will, babe, 82 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,000 that's why Meisha wants you at the perfume recruitment today. 83 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,160 Yeah, but she's not the big boss, you know, the big boss, he's, like... 84 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,800 he's big. 85 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,640 -All right, I'll see you later. -Where are you going? 86 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,040 -To the recruitment. -You gotta change, you silly bugger. 87 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,440 I am changed. This is what I'm wearing. 88 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,720 [sirens wailing] 89 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,800 Welcome to Winsley Cosmetics. How are you doing, madam? 90 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,600 Would you like to try this nice perfume? 91 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,000 This is actually our latest release, yeah. 92 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,280 Your husband will love this one. Mine does. 93 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,680 Welcome to Winsley Cosmetics. 94 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,120 Whew! 95 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,840 Hi, welcome to Winsley Cosmetics. 96 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,360 Would you like to try this? 97 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,000 He-hello, ma'a-- Perfume! Perfume! 98 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,440 OK, so, um, what we try to do at Winsley 99 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,720 is, um, create an inviting atmosphere for the clients. 100 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Mm-hmm. 101 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,920 Oh, hello, welcome to Winsley Cosmetics. 102 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,960 Your husband will love me, mine does. 103 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,640 -No, I said that wrong. -Uh... Uh... 104 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,840 [clears throat] 105 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,880 -What is it? -Perfume. 106 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,360 The brand? 107 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,360 Oh, yeah. N, uh... 108 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,480 yeah, it's called, uh, "Yoonami Yodepumpum." 109 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,240 -Ennemis Hairont. -Yeah-me-hoho-yodo-poof-um-yum. 110 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,600 -Ennemis Hairont-- -Oh, my God! 111 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,400 You ain't even saying the whole thing, though. 112 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,160 "Ennemis Hairont eau de parfum." 113 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,200 Look, no one in this country is gonna buy this. 114 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,440 If it don't say perfume, how they gonna know it's perfume? 115 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,040 Good point. 116 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,680 -I'll, um... I'll make a note of that. -Cool. 117 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,760 Uh... oh! A note to big boss? 118 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,200 Yeah, you tell him Tracey said it. 119 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,480 We'll be in touch. 120 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,560 Smashed it. 121 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,600 Fuck 'em, Jesus! 122 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,840 I macked him in the ass, stuck his cock in my fuckin' ear. 123 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,680 Devil talks to me. 124 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,680 Grog in my Jesus cock ear. 125 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,760 I rinkeedink goo. 126 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,640 I worship Satan. 127 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,840 -Saboo! -I will fear no evil. 128 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,640 Mary is a whore of Joseph... 129 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,400 -[Cynthia] And your staff will comfort me. -and God is a whore. 130 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,880 -Jesus Christ, hallelujah! -And Satan burned him... 131 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,720 -darkness of the fire legion. -The blood of Jesus washes over this shop. 132 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,440 -Get away from me! -Legion! I am many! 133 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,320 -Get away from me! -I am many! 134 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,560 Why would anyone have this many dildos? 135 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,080 This is a business opportunity. Everything is worth a profit, yeah? 136 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm employed by Winsley Cosmetics. 137 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,760 We are selling this smelly cow dung in a box, 138 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,840 and people with fully working nostrils are buyin' 'em. 139 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,400 -So? -So sell 'em. 140 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,400 -To who? -These lot! Yeah. 141 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,240 Have a girls' night, invite every woman on the estate, 142 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,600 do all the pink stuff. 143 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,520 -Some of them ain't fresh. -They're used. They're second-hand. 144 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,920 What? They ain't that bad, are they? 145 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,800 -Wow! -Yeah, AA batteries and STIs included. 146 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,120 [Tracey] OK, well, 147 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,640 as a business woman, I can give you a business model. 148 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,360 OK? Follow. 149 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,800 You, the seller, have a problem. 150 dildos with BO. 150 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,680 Seller-buyer problem, OK? 151 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,200 Now what I could do is go around the houses with footsie 152 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,560 analyzing and diagrams, 153 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,600 But what I propose to you... is this. 154 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,560 Let's give the people what they want, OK? 155 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,320 It's an alternative penis, and the most effective way... 156 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,920 to solve getting rid of the smell of the penis... 157 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,800 is to wash them. 158 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,960 Whew! 159 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,360 I feel like I just wasted two minutes of my whole life, 160 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,440 and I can't get 'em back. 161 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,280 Ew! Ugh... 162 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,720 -Meisha! -Wow, Tracey! Um, why are you here? 163 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,760 -I was in the area. -Oh, OK. 164 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,080 But we normally wait five to seven working days 165 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,280 before we get back to people-- 166 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,760 I just wanted to know, should I start buying clothes, like, what you wear? 167 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,440 'Cause this is beginning to feel like a lucky charm, you know 'I mean? 168 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:53,320 OK, um, would you say that working in sales is unnatural for you? 169 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,960 Meisha, you know that I used to work in a corner shop. 170 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,240 Look, I can't do Wednesdays, I'm project managing a dildo. 171 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,000 OK. Unfortunately, you haven't been selected for the next phase. 172 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,640 Thank you so much for your offer, really, 173 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,120 but I'm going to have to decline. 174 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,480 I'm sorry, I'm just looking for something a bit more... 175 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,040 good luck, though, and thank you. 176 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,200 -You can go. -Um, but I work here. 177 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,080 -I don't care. -No, but I'm an employee. 178 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,200 Go over there, then. 179 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 There. 180 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,200 Well, I thought you definitely stood out, 181 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,040 which is, you know... 182 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,240 important. 183 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,080 But they're going to hire the daughter of the boss' friend, 184 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,160 they always were. 185 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,640 I don't know why they even bother with recruitments, 186 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,000 it's all about who you know, you know? 187 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,520 -Yeah, well, I don't know anyone. -Yeah, stepping stones and all that. 188 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,400 So listen, you up for coming to a work thing tonight? 189 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,160 Posh do, swarming with execs, worth your time? 190 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,680 -No, I didn't get the job. -Yeah, yeah... I'll sneak you in. 191 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,480 Stepping stones and all that. 192 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,440 Will big boss be there? 193 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,680 Well, uh, I dunno if he'll be down with this kinda shit 194 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,240 but, yeah, he'll be there for defs. 195 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,840 So what do we say? Is that enough? 196 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,240 -Well, what's that for? -Mainly cocaine. 197 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,280 I think Ned and Harriet are partial to a bit of MDMA, 198 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,840 a bit of the old mud-mer, so chuck that in for good measure, 199 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,560 but mainly the cocaine, and what's your number? 200 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,360 -My phone? -Yeah, yeah. 201 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,560 My old dealer got arrested or murdered, or something. 202 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,240 It's really quite sad, and quite inconvenient, but, hey... 203 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,240 Your old dealer? 204 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,920 Oh, fuck a dog, my suit's ready. Look, gotta dash. 205 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,760 Great work today. 206 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:40,200 Here's my card. See you at krunk o'clock. 207 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,640 Yeah, OK. 208 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,520 He give me the cash, and now, I think I've got a drug seller. 209 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,240 So you'll be their new friend with the cocaine? 210 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 Yeah. 211 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,040 Now, can I just carry it in my bag, or should I eat the cocaine 212 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,920 and then poo it out when I get to the hotel? 213 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I've seen that on TV. 214 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,640 I don't know. I don't do cocaine, I'm black. 215 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,560 Oh, you don't know Noah? I've heard he's a drug lord. 216 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,400 No one knows Noah. That's why he's called that. 217 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,600 He's a mystery, bruv. 218 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,360 OK, well, you know what, I'll just pop down there. 219 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,840 "Pop down?" This isn't a Minimart, you know. 220 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,080 He's gangster, he's got tattoos all over his face, blad. 221 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,760 This innocent Bangladeshi immigrant, you know, 222 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,440 he had this Pizza Palace leaflet, he put it through his letter box. 223 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,280 -Do you know what he did to him? -Yeah, I'm already terrified, Candice, OK? 224 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,000 -I'm already terrified! -He ate the nose off his face. 225 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,880 I understand, OK? 226 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,520 I've come this far, if I stop now, I mean, I might as well die. 227 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,400 If I'm not back by midnight, call the police. 228 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,240 And tell my mother I love her. 229 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,160 That I was trying to live the life she dreamed of, 230 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,400 that I was just trying to step on the stones. 231 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,000 No. No, you're not goin' alone. 232 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,840 -I'm coming with you. -Thank you. 233 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:58,200 Listen, bitch! We tell 'im what we want, and we never look him in the face. 234 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,080 Keep your eyes to the fucking floor, Trace. 235 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,440 -No, not now. -Sorry. 236 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,560 This man is a beast. 237 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,480 He can and will kill you where you stand. 238 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,840 Banoffee's always a hit and miss, so if you don't like it-- 239 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,880 -Noah, this is superb. -I'll show you, it's my own recipe. 240 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,720 Shut up! 241 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,120 Excuse me, sir? Can we have the drugs, please? 242 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,920 Oh, gosh! Have I not? 243 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,920 Noah, you're lovely. 244 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,760 What the hell? 245 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,120 I know, blad. And he's giving me the recipe. 246 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,800 Right. Cocaine in here. 247 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,040 MDMA in here. Speed and MDA. 248 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,680 'Cause you've both been a treat. 249 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,520 Come on, come on, come on. Please! Let's go! 250 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,240 You bet. Oh, excuse me. Who's this? Ah. 251 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,080 -Yeah, talk to me. -Hey, Josh, I'm outside. 252 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,720 [whistles] 253 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,240 Excuse me, excuse me. 254 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,840 No, not too much, you bell-end. 255 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,960 You don't want any, do you? 256 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,440 Nah, nah. No, I had some for breakfast and lunch. 257 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,040 -I am, I'm stuffed. -Sweet. Sweet. 258 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,160 Yeah. 259 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,960 Ah! Pleasure doing business with you. 260 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,960 A toast to our new working relationship? 261 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:46,160 Oh, OK. I mean, I haven't actually seen big boss yet. 262 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,240 Who's going to give me my hours, you know, like... 263 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,680 I've already told Meisha that I'm doing a dildo thing-- 264 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,640 It's not going to happen overnight, is it? 265 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,200 Stepping stones and all that. 266 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,920 Oh, Tracey, I am fucking pumped. 267 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,760 -Chin-chin. -Um, yeah, OK. 268 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,640 Yeah. 269 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,600 Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm! 270 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,200 That is disgusting. 271 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,320 You've finished the whole thing. 272 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,840 Uh... 273 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,960 there's a little bit of backwash, if you, uh... if you want it-- 274 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,760 Oh, fuck all the dogs. 275 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,320 Yes, well, I didn't know there was anything in there, 276 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,560 so it was totally, like, not my fault. 277 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,000 -Not mine neither. -[Josh] No, no... 278 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,040 -And the dogs. -and, er, stepping stones. 279 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,160 Stepping stones. 280 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,520 -Well, it was very nice to meet you. -I like you. I will... 281 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,120 -Get out. -She drank the whole thing. 282 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,640 Yeah! Yeah, OK, then, I'll come with you guys. 283 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,760 Sexy ladies, queens, princesses, you are about to experience 284 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,720 the night of your fucking lives, better than any Ann Summers party. 285 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,800 [people cheering] 286 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,360 A special presentation. 287 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,600 Wooh! 288 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,520 Well, ho-ho-ho, it's fucking Christmas. 289 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,000 Oh, Jesus! 290 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,320 -Do you wanna get this done? Perfect. -Yes. 291 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,520 Meisha! 292 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,880 -Tracey. You're here as well. -Yeah. 293 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,800 -Why? -It's hot in here. Josh snuck me in. 294 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,400 Josh? I thought you had a boyfriend. 295 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,160 Yeah, um... I do. 296 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,120 My mouth is dry. 297 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,480 Oh, I bought Josh the cocaine. 298 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,960 Isn't that how you got the job as well? 299 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,240 -No. -I have... 300 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,760 I think I've been a bit silly. 301 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,360 Well, that's disappointing. 302 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,520 Meisha, I just wanted it so badly. I was desperate, yeah?-- 303 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,880 -Tracey-- -I was desperate, Meisha. 304 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,200 People like us, we have to be twice as alert. 305 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,480 Opportunities are never just gonna be handed to us on silver sp... 306 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,040 What are you doing? 307 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,680 Have you taken something? 308 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,840 [gasps] OK, come with me, you need to get out of here. 309 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,480 Oh! 310 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,400 It's big boss. Yeah. 311 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,080 Big boss. 312 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,800 Fuckin' hell, I'll tell you what, I've had more fake orgasms 313 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,720 than I've had Cornish pasties. 314 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,800 And I've had a lot of Cornish pasties. 315 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,640 Honestly though, most times, I just wanna be alone and ride pillow. 316 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,200 -Ride it, ride it, ride it. -Ride it. 317 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,480 Hey, the worst one, yeah, is, 318 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,200 "How many times did I make you come?" Like, make me? 319 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,800 Yeah, yeah, as if they give it to you. 320 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,120 I mean, I might climax if you stop generically pounding 321 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,880 my ass like hammer on a nail. 322 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,000 Some of the stuff I've seen men get off on, 323 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,800 I'm like, "Are you fucking delusional?" 324 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,720 They are delusional. They are. 325 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,400 "Ah, baby, are you gonna squirt for me one day?" 326 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,840 Them bitches in them videos are pissing, it's just piss. 327 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,000 -Like actual urine. -Oh, wow! 328 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,200 [Ola] Them girls are lucky, 329 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,040 my fudge is as dry as a fucking Ryvita. 330 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,160 Nan! 331 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,880 [ladies laughing] 332 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,840 Where there are no goals, there is no hope. 333 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,200 Where there is no future, there is no future. 334 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:34,000 Winsley Cosmetics is the future and I am so proud of... 335 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,200 Yeah. 336 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,240 I'm Tracey and I wanna say a few words. 337 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,440 I used to wanna be in you lot's gang... 338 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,600 but now I see this lifestyle for what it really is. 339 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,040 It's just greed. 340 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,920 It's just money. 341 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,480 I mean, wouldn't you rather have friends and people that love you, I would. 342 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,440 Instead of a bunch of people who judge me. 343 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,400 I mean, none of you know what I am capable of. 344 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,800 None of you know me, you just think you do. 345 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,640 And it's pathetic the way you judge me. It's pathetic. 346 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,880 But at the same time, I do really feel like we really get on. 347 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,560 [speaking gibberish] 348 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,520 [speaking gibberish] 349 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,560 Oh, big boss. 350 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,360 Eebeeboh! Oh, wow! 351 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,520 -[Tracey] Wow! -Oh, my God! 352 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,120 -[Meisha] Tracey -Mm? 353 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,160 Tracey, Tracey. 354 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,360 You're having a bad trip. 355 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,400 There's gonna be an attack, 356 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,000 Uh, there's gonna be a terrorist attack, the biggest-- 357 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,880 Listen to me because this is important. It is not the Muslims. 358 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,320 It's the people of Scotland. 359 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,280 But all the CCTV is in the mosques, so we're never gonna catch them. 360 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,280 No, you need to get a cab. 361 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,680 Kiss me. 362 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,560 You did it! 363 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,680 Yeah. 364 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,320 Ladies and gentlemen, the highlight of the evening. 365 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,200 Candy's chocolate cockatoo! 366 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,440 [ladies cheering] 367 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,720 Whoo! 368 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,440 Jesus! 369 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,240 Yes! Oh, my God! 370 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,720 What's wrong with you? They're used, man? 371 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,760 -They're used? -Ugh! 372 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,480 -Argh! Argh! -What a shame! 373 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,480 -Are you taking the piss? -I want my tenner back. 374 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,440 Stick your dildo. 375 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,800 An absolute shame. 376 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,200 -Disgusting. -Disgusting. 377 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,480 [man] Can you imagine it? 378 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,080 Seriously. 379 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,560 [Tracey] Home! 380 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,440 Wow! 381 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,800 It's like a palace. 382 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,760 It's tall. 383 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,040 Bricks! 384 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,840 [gasps] Stairs. 385 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,040 Stepping stones! 386 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,360 You're amazing. 387 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,160 Oh, you guys are so, so amazing. 388 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,000 Mummy. 389 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,800 [operatic music] 390 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,360 I love you. 391 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,720 I know I've never said that before, but... 392 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 I do. 393 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,040 Mamacita. 394 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,200 [gagging] 395 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,640 [muffled] Fuckin', how romantic. 396 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,920 [humming] 397 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,760 [speaking gibberish] 398 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:03,200 -Keegmay innasseety. -Keegmay, keegmay, keegmay. Keegmay. 399 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,000 [speaking gibberish] 400 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,400 Satan will not prevail. 401 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,320 Oh, minions of Satan, I command you, leave her. 402 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,480 -Exit her! Erupt through her mouth. -So slee-- 403 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,240 Leave her body, exit! Erupt through her mouth. 404 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,560 Hallelujah, hallelujah-- 405 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,520 [Tracey retches] 406 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,160 Out, vile demon. 407 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,560 That's nice. 408 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,440 [speaking gibberish] 409 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,360 There we go. Yes. 410 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,360 -OK, bye-bye. -Bye-bye.