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Somehow 86 degrees, 22 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,215 bright sunshine and a smog alert 23 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,583 don't say Christmas to me. 24 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,753 What's missing is snow. 25 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,088 Of course it's missing. It's 86 degrees. 26 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,524 Oh, I sure wish I was up in Oregon with my folks. 27 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,093 You know, this is the first Christmas 28 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,028 I've ever spent without my family. 29 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,497 How do you think I feel? 30 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,499 I never spend Christmas with your family. 31 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,469 But I know what you mean, Julie. 32 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:08,972 I mean, Christmastime should be family time. 33 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,374 I would've been in Las Vegas. 34 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,608 Nothing more traditional 35 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,044 than Christmas at a crap table. 36 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,613 But it is traditional. 37 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,248 Every year my ex-wives get together 38 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,350 and treat me to a big turkey dinner. 39 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,285 Sort of their way of saying thanks. 40 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,923 We always spend Christmas at my Uncle Delmer's farm. Mm. 41 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,058 We arrive at 9:00 on Christmas morning, 42 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,260 and by 10 we're sitting down 43 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,829 to a big pancake breakfast and syrup. 44 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,864 At 11:00 we open the Christmas presents, 45 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,133 and then at 1:30 we all go out for a walk. 46 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,301 By 2:30 everybody's ready for a nap. 47 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,237 Sounds like fun. Mm-hm. 48 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,872 Good morning. 49 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,407 Morning, captain. Good morning, sir. 50 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,342 Well, we nap for about an hour or so, 51 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,211 and then at 3:30, Bob... That's my brother 52 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,079 he takes the kids to visit the neighbors. 53 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,916 Then, at 6:15, my Aunt Lillian brings out 54 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,983 a big Christmas goose, 55 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,441 and we eat ourselves right into oblivion. 56 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,254 Then at 8, 57 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,691 we drag ourselves away from the table and... 58 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,759 Go to bed? 59 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,361 No, then we go caroling door to door. 60 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,329 Then you go to bed? 61 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,931 No, then we burn the traditional... 62 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,565 You see, sir, we're all feeling 63 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,766 a little homesick about 64 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,168 having to spend Christmas aboard. 65 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,370 Really? 66 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,205 I've never done anything else. 67 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,872 Oh, but, sir, wouldn't you rather 68 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,275 spend Christmas with your family than at sea? 69 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,712 Miss McCoy... as you know, I'm divorced. 70 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,981 My family consists of my father 71 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,483 and his new wife, and they live in Florida. 72 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,052 So as far as I'm concerned, 73 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,476 Christmas is just another working day. 74 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,893 And speaking of work... Ah. Ah, yes, sir. 75 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,957 Right. I gotta see some people right now. 76 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,330 Sir? Hm? 77 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,665 Um... 78 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,669 I know that we don't normally exchange presents, 79 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,571 but I was thinking that seeing as how... 80 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,973 we're gonna be at sea on Christmas day, we... 81 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,463 Mr. Smith, a rule is a rule. 82 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,344 No presents. 83 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,567 Aye, aye, sir. 84 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,138 Scrooge lives. 85 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,425 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, 86 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,727 and welcome to our annual 87 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,396 three-day Christmas voyage to Ensenada. 88 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,321 Bon voyage and merry Christmas. 89 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,435 Hello. Welcome aboard. 90 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,410 Hey. Julie. Look at those two. 91 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,512 Five bucks says they're not married. 92 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,180 Oh, no way. They're newlyweds. 93 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,950 Oh, please. Lovers. Bet? 94 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,385 Bet. 95 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,221 Oh, darling, this is wonderful. 96 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,590 I'm so glad you brought me on this cruise. 97 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,558 I'm glad I brought you too. 98 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,982 If I didn't bring you, I'd have to kiss you goodbye. 99 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,531 It'll be fun. 100 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,100 Just the two of us at sea. 101 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,735 Oh-ho-ho. Yes, it will. Ha, ha. 102 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,799 I'd rather be in a swamp with Idi Amin. 103 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,476 Newlyweds. 104 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,710 Lovers. 105 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,479 Five big ones. 106 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,382 Hi. We're Mr. and Mrs. Baynes. 107 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,616 Well, how do you do? Hi. 108 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,118 Check's in the mail. Huh. Welcome aboard. 109 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,687 This is Assistant Purser Smith 110 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,555 and I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 111 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:13,756 How do you do? Welcome aboard. 112 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,659 I'm sure you'll enjoy our cruise. 113 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,227 A Christmas cruise with her. 114 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,331 ♪ 'Tis the season To be seasick ♪ 115 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,499 And after Christmas, what? 116 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,635 New Year's Eve. Oh, my God! 117 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,525 I'm gonna have to kiss him again. 118 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:34,010 And we hope you both have a wonderful time. 119 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,511 Huh? What? I'm... I'm sorry. 120 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,079 I... I guess I was daydreaming. 121 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,181 Uh, you were saying? 122 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,849 Uh, yes, sir. I was saying 123 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,285 that you're in Cabin 344, Promenade Deck. 124 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,887 You'll have to forgive Paul. 125 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,956 He's just so thrilled, he's a little out of it. 126 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,527 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Out of it? 127 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,996 That's what I want. Out of it! 128 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,998 And don't forget, our gift shop will be open 129 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,033 if you need to buy any last-minute presents. 130 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,801 Thanks. 131 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:02,104 Ooh, I hope he gives me what I want this Christmas: 132 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,440 A divorce. 133 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,797 And I promise I won't exchange it. 134 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,048 Goodbye. Bye-bye. 135 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:13,148 Well, now, that's what I call a happily married couple. 136 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,750 I can spot 'em like that. 137 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,274 I don't wanna talk about it. 138 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,239 Honey? Mm? 139 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,926 Relax. 140 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,060 I can't help it. 141 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,963 I think everyone's staring at me. 142 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,799 Feel like I'm wearing a sign that says ex-con. 143 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,434 You've gotta get that out of your head. 144 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,403 You're not a criminal. You never were. 145 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,070 - You were innocent. - Yes. 146 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:37,206 I know that, you know that. 147 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,041 Too bad the jury didn't know that. Honey. 148 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,110 I can't erase the last three years. 149 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,380 You got a raw deal. But that's behind you now. 150 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,282 Let's make a brand new start on our future, huh? 151 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,073 Okay. Okay. 152 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,120 Oh, purser. 153 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,288 Yes, ma'am. 154 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,889 We're Mr. and Mrs. Barton. 155 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,190 Ah, welcome aboard. 156 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,026 Now, let's see. Barton. 157 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,261 Uh, Aloha Deck, Cabin 353. 158 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,063 Right through there. Thank you. 159 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,298 Gee, Mr. Barton, 160 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,567 you look like you could use a little sunshine. 161 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,236 Probably working too hard, hm? 162 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,005 Come on, baby. 163 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,908 Now, okay, guys. Now, settle down. Settle down, huh? 164 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,077 Hi, Julie. Oh, hi. 165 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,779 Welcome aboard, Father Mike. It's good to see you again. 166 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,215 Tony, get off that rail. 167 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,583 I ain't on the rail. 168 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,186 No. But you were thinking about it. 169 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,387 Uh, Julie... 170 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,923 I'd like you to meet Mario, Artie, Ben, 171 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,791 Mitch, Peanut... Hi. 172 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:29,926 And Tony. 173 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,960 Hello. 174 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,796 Hi. Hi. Hi. 175 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,697 First one of 'em that, uh, gives you any lip, 176 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,833 throw 'em over the side. 177 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,301 Well, you guys have fun. 178 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,835 Okay, guys. L-let's get going, huh? 179 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,238 Now, n-no running, no pushing, no shoving. 180 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,272 And no fighting. 181 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,529 Can we breathe? 182 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,742 Let me think about it. 183 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,114 Was that Father Mike? 184 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,250 Yes, sir. He brought six kids with him this year. 185 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,653 Oh, well, I hope they behave themselves. 186 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,254 Well, sir, they're kids. They're supposed to have fun. 187 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,490 That's the whole idea 188 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,057 of bringing these orphans on a holiday. 189 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,159 Mm-hm. Just keep them off the bridge. 190 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,294 Yes, sir. 191 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,530 Oh, did you know that some guy 192 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,499 pays for a bunch of these kids every year, 193 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,866 and nobody knows who it is? 194 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,001 Swell. 195 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,437 Well, sir, did you ever ask Father Mike 196 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,105 who puts up the money? 197 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,241 Obviously, somebody with more dollars than sense. 198 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,079 Well, Merry Christmas to you too, sir. 199 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,647 Mm. 200 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,884 Yeah! 201 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,482 Honey? 202 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,849 Mm? 203 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,818 Would you like to have dinner in the cabin tonight? 204 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,362 It's a lot... cozier than the dining room. 205 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,757 It's okay. 206 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,193 I'm ready to be with people. 207 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:15,420 Right now I'm the only people I want you to be with. 208 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,535 I never deserved you, Lila. 209 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,070 Tsk. 210 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,106 Now even less than before. 211 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:30,379 Honey... everything's gonna be all right. 212 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,117 When we get back home, you can make a brand new start. 213 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,119 Sure. 214 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,320 What'll I do? 215 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,155 I'm a lawyer, Lila. 216 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,056 A lawyer who can't practice law. 217 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,680 You'll find something. 218 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,796 Yeah, maybe I'll just... 219 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:48,997 answer every ad I see 220 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,955 for a convicted embezzler. 221 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,112 Hi, Merrill. 222 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,614 Hello. Hi, Father Mike. 223 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,216 How're the kids? 224 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,351 Oh, they're getting ready for dinner. 225 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,519 I only had to break up 226 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,956 one water fight and one soap fight. Hm. 227 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,212 Well, at least they'll come to dinner clean. 228 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,860 You're good with kids. 229 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:20,363 They're just short people. 230 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,565 Maybe that's why you're a priest and... 231 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,888 I'm a captain. 232 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,391 Tsk. I understand the sea. 233 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,822 People... 234 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,610 Something on your mind? 235 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,377 Me? No. 236 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,811 It's nothing. 237 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,675 Nothing can, uh, weigh a ton, can't it? 238 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,856 Well, it's just so silly. 239 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,282 I mean, here I am, on a ship full of people and... 240 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,665 And you're lonely. 241 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,300 Yeah. 242 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,735 And it's Christmas and... 243 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,104 that's blowing it all out of proportion. 244 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,928 I told you it was silly. 245 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,544 You know, that's what steams me about Christmas. 246 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,914 It's supposed to bring people closer. 247 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,206 So often it... isolates them. 248 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,121 Look, Merrill, you must have... 249 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,378 friends on the crew. 250 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,593 At best... they tolerate me. 251 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,828 Oh. 252 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,097 You're not only lonely, 253 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,966 you're, uh... feeling sorry for yourself too. 254 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,103 Hey. You don't pussyfoot around, do you? 255 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,938 Part of my charm. 256 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,473 Mike... 257 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:41,376 I wanna be friendly with my crew, but I'm the captain. 258 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,812 I mean, I... I can't be 259 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,947 their friend and lead them too. 260 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:45,971 Really? 261 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,719 Well, I don't know, I've... 262 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,854 I heard of this leader once 263 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,277 who was a friend to everyone. 264 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,661 Well, he had this technique he used that... 265 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:02,553 really helped him to get close to his crew. 266 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,903 As I remember, it was something like, uh... 267 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,372 love thy neighbor as thyself. 268 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,643 Worked so well for him, 269 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,712 they, uh, celebrate his birthday every year. 270 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,503 Right about now. 271 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,517 Yeah. 272 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,853 But how do I make that work for me? 273 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,855 Well, Merrill, your crew does more than 274 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,990 just run this ship. 275 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,392 They have all sorts of interests. 276 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,727 Find out about them. 277 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,396 Uh, get involved. 278 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,420 And do you know what the result will be? 279 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,636 They'll celebrate my birthday every year? 280 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,271 Right about now? 281 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,675 Only if you were born in December. 282 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,427 Are you sure you wouldn't like a little wine, dear? 283 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,729 Are you silly? 284 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,831 You know I can't stand the taste of alcohol. 285 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,733 I'll just stick with my iced tea. 286 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,270 Well... here's to us. 287 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,294 To us. 288 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,365 How can I ask the poor woman for a divorce? 289 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,080 It would break her heart. 290 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,583 She's so much in love with me. 291 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,619 Look how he's looking at me. 292 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,208 Like a lovesick puppy. 293 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,613 How can I tell a guy like that to kiss off? 294 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,063 If I could only get her to hate me. 295 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,632 Naw. That's impossible. 296 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,901 I'm too perfect. 297 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,670 It's my own fault. 298 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,161 I've made life too pleasant for him. 299 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,980 What are you looking for? 300 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,150 Oh, n... Nothing. Nothing. 301 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,751 Honey, you know someone you ought to call 302 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,786 when we get back home? 303 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,443 Walter Perry. 304 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,960 Look, darling, let's... Let's just forget about all that. 305 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,895 Why, he was more than just your law partner, 306 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,130 he was your friend. 307 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,532 He never asked for a cent when he defended you. 308 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,367 Oh, I know that. 309 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,302 And he was very good to me while you were away. 310 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,770 He used to call all the time 311 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,840 and see if I needed any money or anything. 312 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,107 Believe me... 313 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,376 Walter Perry is a good friend of yours. 314 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,279 I've gotta get some air. 315 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,280 I'll go with you. 316 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,314 No, uh, I... 317 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,350 I have some things to think about. 318 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,018 I understand. 319 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,375 Yeah. I'll, uh... 320 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,924 I'll be back in five minutes. 321 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,514 Take ten. 322 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,100 Hey, man. 323 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,035 What's happening? 324 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,069 Excuse me, sir, 325 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,437 I was just on my way up to the lounge. 326 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,706 Oh, well... Well... I-I... I can dig that. 327 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,041 Uh, you have to split. That's cool, that's cool. 328 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,279 Uh, well, I'll, uh, lay some words on you later. 329 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,502 Gimme five. 330 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,389 Sir, is your malaria acting up again? 331 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,024 Listen, I'll go to your quarters 332 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,408 and get your pills for you. 333 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,820 Being a pal isn't gonna be easy. 334 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,043 Excuse me. 335 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,311 I wonder if it's possible for me to cash a traveler's check? 336 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,446 Oh, yes, sir. 337 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,314 I see you didn't leave home without them. 338 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,818 Uh... Walter Perry. 339 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,387 Okay. 340 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,955 Uh, $50 bill okay? 341 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,189 It's fine. 342 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,893 There you go. Thank you. 343 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,968 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 344 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,904 Don't shake your Christmas present. 345 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,872 I don't want you to spoil the surprise. 346 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,907 Ha-ha. 347 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,541 Surprise? 348 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,911 I'll bet it's gonna be another one of those blue ties. 349 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,713 What can it be this year, darling? 350 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,983 Oh, no, I'm not telling. 351 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,418 I was gonna get you a monogrammed shirt, 352 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,608 but I forgot your name. 353 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,724 Don't peek at your present while I'm in there, okay? 354 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,180 Oh, no. Ha-ha. 355 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,699 Another bottle of that cheap perfume: 356 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,868 Oriental Wind. 357 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,060 The only perfume that comes with a bowl of rice. 358 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,643 Well... here it comes. 359 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,116 And now. 360 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,126 A little louder, they'd abandon ship. 361 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,165 It's all yours, darling. 362 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,334 Ha-ha. Thanks, sweetheart. 363 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,358 Ha-ha. 364 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,841 But please, just this once, don't sing. 365 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,911 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, Mi, mi, mi, mi ♪ 366 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:20,416 ♪ Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i ♪ 367 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,841 If we weren't at sea, a moose would answer. 368 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,955 Don't look. 369 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,390 You know what she's gonna look like. 370 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765 I told you not to look. 371 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,001 I can't take any more of this. 372 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,171 But she's got to be the one to ask for the divorce. 373 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,894 Why should I be the heavy? 374 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,511 Oh. I've got to do something so terrible, 375 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,612 he'll beg me for a divorce. 376 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,913 But what? 377 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,104 I mean, he even likes my singing. 378 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,023 Good night, sweetheart. 379 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,367 Good night, darling. 380 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,372 Oh, captain! 381 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,273 Well, you see, I just had a few minutes 382 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,108 and I thought I'd do a little needlepoint, but, 383 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,210 well, I can see my two minutes are up, and I'd better go. 384 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,474 Ah. It's very pretty. 385 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,950 Well... thank you. 386 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,284 Mm-hm. 387 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,487 You know, a lot of men do needlepoint. Mm-hm. 388 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,821 Even football players. Mm-hm. 389 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,723 Do you think that maybe you could, uh, 390 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,827 teach me how to do it? 391 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,963 Uh... sure, sir. 392 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,497 Uh, some other time. 393 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,088 Well, what about now? 394 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,769 Okay. 395 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,925 Um... 396 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,775 Well, you see, you take the needle 397 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,243 and you put it in this hole... Mm-hm. 398 00:18:55,267 --> 00:19:00,448 And then bring it down... through here... 399 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,217 and down like that. 400 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,218 I see. 401 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,219 And that's a stitch. 402 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,521 Uh, thank you. 403 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,377 Um... 404 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,596 Like this? 405 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,630 Perfect. 406 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,568 Well, look, why don't I, uh, get a kit and, uh, 407 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,152 maybe you and I can work on it together. 408 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,808 Uh... here. Take mine. 409 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,311 You know, to tell you the truth, needlepoint bores me stiff. 410 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,001 Gotta go. 411 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,652 Merrill. 412 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,956 You're supposed to get involved with your crew. 413 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,748 Not stand around doing needlepoint. 414 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,517 Oh, uh... I already have a drink. 415 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,901 Well, you can't have too many. 416 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,256 That looks delicious. Mm-hm. 417 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,491 Can you make some more of those? 418 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,593 As many as you like. 419 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,596 As long as you promise not to drive back to your cabin. 420 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,030 We'll take a cab. 421 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,155 Thanks. 422 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,969 Here you go, sir. 423 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,838 Guaranteed to bring on a smile. 424 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,540 Thanks. Keep the change. 425 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,930 Hm. See? I told you it was guaranteed. 426 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,861 Sure you won't have one? 427 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,574 Hello, Walt. 428 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,810 Dan, I, uh... 429 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:52,130 I, uh... At a loss for words, counselor? 430 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,796 I never thought I'd see the day. 431 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,231 Huh. Well, no. 432 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,421 It's just that I, uh... 433 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,903 Oh, I thought that you were still in, uh... 434 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,927 In prison. 435 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,874 No, you see, I was paroled last week. 436 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,075 You know, uh, 437 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,710 good behavior, that sort a thing. 438 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:09,745 Walt? 439 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,779 Lila! For heaven's sake. 440 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,849 We were just talking about you last night. 441 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,239 Really? 442 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,956 Well, I just can't get over this. 443 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,091 It, it... It's great. It's just great. 444 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,415 Yes, it's great. 445 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,865 Well, we're gonna have a lot to talk about, huh? 446 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,234 Gee. Unfortunately, I... 447 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,836 I made an appointment with the barber. 448 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,871 And you know how they are if you keep 'em waiting. 449 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,406 No sideburns. 450 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,376 But, uh, look, promise me that we'll get together later, okay? 451 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400 Promise? Hm? 452 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,251 Gee, this is... really a surprise. 453 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,607 Fantastic! 454 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,828 He acted a little strange, didn't he? 455 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,052 Well, Perry's a strange guy. 456 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,334 It's not everybody that would let his supposed best friend 457 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,758 go to jail for a crime he committed. 458 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:10,561 Walt? 459 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,308 Yes, Walt. Oh, no. 460 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,977 Lila, I had three years to think about it. 461 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,880 I went over every detail of that trial, 462 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,182 night after night. 463 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,683 I memorized the transcript. 464 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,351 It always ended up to just one name: 465 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,987 good old Walt Perry. 466 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,491 Dan, you can't be sure. 467 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,361 I wasn't... until now. 468 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,663 I had to see him face to face. 469 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,265 I had to see it in his eyes. 470 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,856 Now I know. 471 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:42,359 And he knows I know. 472 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,408 How much is this one? 473 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,009 Forty-eight dollars. 474 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,844 Oh, way too expensive. 475 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,280 Thanks anyway. Mm-hm. 476 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,870 Now, you're the kind of woman I should've married. 477 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,018 I beg your pardon? 478 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,287 Well, my last wife 479 00:22:58,311 --> 00:22:59,855 never asked the price of anything. 480 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,191 Is that why you divorced her? 481 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,748 It was either the divorce courts or the bankruptcy courts. 482 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:09,198 Oh. So she spent you into divorce. 483 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,599 Let me put it this way. 484 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,367 If she didn't show up at Tiffany's once a week, 485 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,511 they'd send her a get-well card. 486 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:18,061 Oh. Well, thanks for the tip. 487 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,131 I mean, the warning. 488 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,878 Miss, do you sell jewelry? 489 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,446 What kind? 490 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,170 Expensive. 491 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,121 I just can't get over it, Claire. You look fantastic. 492 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,223 Well, I should. 493 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,891 I just lost 160 pounds. 494 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,560 I divorced George. 495 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,129 You divorced George? 496 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,164 Why? 497 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:45,200 Tsk. The things he did. 498 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,535 I don't wanna talk about it. 499 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,437 Oh, you can tell me. 500 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,805 No, I can't. 501 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,640 For Pete's sake, tell her. 502 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,141 All right, I'll tell you. 503 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,245 Thanks. 504 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,145 Every time we went out, 505 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:58,513 he would embarrass me. 506 00:23:58,537 --> 00:23:59,648 He'd have a couple of drinks 507 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,083 and he thought he was the life of the party. 508 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,820 It was like being married to The Gong Show. 509 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,354 Did George drink too much? 510 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,623 Judge for yourself. 511 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,158 At my uncle's funeral, 512 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,694 he wore a black lampshade. 513 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,831 Honey, don't ever marry a man who drinks. 514 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,770 Say, pal, could you tell me the way to the nearest bar? 515 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,026 Thanks. 516 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,274 Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher. 517 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,943 Oh, higher? Little higher, yeah. 518 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,277 Okay? Now... No, to the right. 519 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,278 Right? The right, doc. 520 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,279 How's that? Okay? 521 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,014 Uh, no. No, more to the right. 522 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,849 Down two needles. To the left. 523 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,785 No. 524 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,921 No, no, more to the left, Doc. 525 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,056 I don't know. Something's off-center. 526 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,524 You're off-center. 527 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:43,659 I know what it is. 528 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,727 We forgot to hang an angel on the tree. 529 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,051 How about a purser? 530 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,699 Man does not appreciate art. 531 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,569 Uh... Father, you know a lot of jokes. 532 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,804 Well, I... I don't think Vegas is ready for me, Merrill. 533 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,272 No, no, no, no. We... 534 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,674 You know that my crew is always 535 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,242 telling jokes, and I thought 536 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:03,400 that, uh, if there was a joke that I could come up with, uh... 537 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,314 Oh, I... I get it. 538 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,316 Well, let's see. Um... 539 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,419 Oh, well, the bishop told me a couple a great ones. 540 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:14,111 Uh, but I don't think your crew speaks Latin. 541 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,325 How about this? 542 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,928 This Martian comes down from space, 543 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,463 and he lands right in 544 00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:24,766 the middle of the desert, next to this beat-up old saloon. 545 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:25,900 Heh. 546 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,004 Well, he goes in, and the first thing he sees 547 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,305 is the pinball machine. 548 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,373 Well, the lights are flashing 549 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,843 and the bells are ringing like crazy. 550 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,680 So the Martian goes over to it, and he says, 551 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,716 "Hey, sweetheart, what's a pretty girl like you 552 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,251 doing in a place like this?" 553 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,346 Funny. 554 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,162 Yeah, well, it was even funnier in Latin. 555 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,697 All right. 556 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,465 I'll try it. 557 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,634 Okay, guys. 558 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,602 Time to get down to some serious business here. 559 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,303 Who's gonna be Santa Claus tonight? 560 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,405 Oh, well, I don't think there's anything to decide. 561 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,707 It is my turn. 562 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,708 You? 563 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,877 A woman can't be Santa Claus. 564 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:09,978 Well, why not? 565 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,280 I thought this was supposed to be 566 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,914 an equal-opportunity holiday. 567 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,016 Okay. Lay a "ho-ho-ho" on us. 568 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,819 Okay. 569 00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,388 Ho-ho-ho! 570 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,822 Heh-heh. 571 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:24,659 No. The world's not ready for a soprano Santa Claus. 572 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,127 Well, it's, uh, 573 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,895 coming along very well, guys. 574 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,766 Which reminds me of this great joke. 575 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,934 Uh... it's Christmastime 576 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,402 one year, and, uh, this Martian 577 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,772 lands in the desert, and he goes up to this old bar. 578 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,907 It's, uh... It's really, uh, beat-up, you know? 579 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,943 And, uh, the first thing he sees 580 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,245 is a pinball machine, 581 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,814 and he goes over and... Well, the lights were flashing, 582 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:47,482 the bells were going and everything. And... 583 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:51,285 Well, he says to it... He says, uh... Now get this. 584 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:55,690 He says, "Hi, sweetheart, what's a pinball machine doing 585 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,592 in a nice place like this?" 586 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,526 Well... it was even funnier in Latin. Ha. 587 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,008 Okay, let's get back to reality. 588 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,476 Who's gonna play Santa Claus? 589 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,510 Me. 590 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,379 I'm the perfect Santa. 591 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:20,849 I own the Santa suit, so, uh... I'm Santa. 592 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:24,842 Good luck, sir. 593 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:31,026 Well, uh... how am I doing? 594 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,360 Merrill... 595 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,463 uh, there are ways of joining in... 596 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,733 and ways of joining in. 597 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,703 That bad, huh? 598 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,060 Worse. 599 00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,157 No. Don't take it all. 600 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,994 Yes. Okay, well, merry Christmas, group. 601 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:06,994 Merry Christmas. 602 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,330 All right. 603 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,486 Mm. 604 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,767 Hoo-hoo, Isaac, what's in this? 605 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,036 Uh, fruit juice and rum. 606 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,471 It's made from an old secret recipe. 607 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,805 What's the secret? 608 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,741 Leave out the fruit juice. 609 00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,714 I'll have a refill. 610 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,272 Oh, uh... sure, Gopher. 611 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,896 Fruit juice. 612 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,987 Back to the drawing board. 613 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:50,138 Dan? 614 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,107 Hm? 615 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,451 Honey, it's Christmas Eve. 616 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,845 Just for tonight, let's forget about Walter Perry, 617 00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,349 and, heh, the world and everything. 618 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,319 Let's make this the best Christmas Eve ever. 619 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:05,842 All right? 620 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,818 Sure beats electric trains. 621 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:19,901 Hey. 622 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,192 Do you want to exchange gifts now? 623 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,107 If we do, we'll never make that party. 624 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,371 Oh. Hm. Come on. 625 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:29,832 Okay. Let's go. 626 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:33,881 Oh. I can get you a handkerchief for your face. 627 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,083 Oh, wait, I'll get it. 628 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,617 Oh, it's all right. 629 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,878 Dan... 630 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,195 Oh, my God. No. 631 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,730 Dan. 632 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:52,756 You knew Walter Perry was gonna be on board, didn't you? 633 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,260 You came here for revenge. 634 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:07,214 Tsk. Now look, Lila... this is my business. 635 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,017 Your business? 636 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,219 What about me? 637 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,087 You weren't the only one in jail for three years. 638 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,145 I was in a prison of my own. 639 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,449 What do you think my life was like without you? 640 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:21,853 Dan... 641 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,488 if you love me, don't do this. 642 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,670 You know I love you. 643 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,227 If you kill him, you kill us. 644 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,798 Please, Dan. 645 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,205 Isaac... remove this dead soldier 646 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,495 and open me a new recruit. 647 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,209 Sure. 648 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,911 Uh, Mr. Baynes, 649 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,546 I thought you said you were a teetotaler. 650 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,570 Me? 651 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,832 I must have been drunk when I said it. 652 00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:19,820 Isaac... what color lampshade 653 00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:21,522 goes with this outfit I'm wearing? 654 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,586 I don't know. What color are your socks? 655 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,703 Audrey, is... Is that you? 656 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,038 Never mind me. 657 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,240 Since when did you start drinking? 658 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,575 I can't remember. 659 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,032 I'm drinking to forget. 660 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,111 How much have you had? 661 00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,135 Plenty! 662 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,019 Say, what's all this gonna cost? 663 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,275 Plenty. 664 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,013 Boy, I hope I'm seeing double. 665 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,228 You're going to be seeing triple when we get to the room, 666 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,331 because I have a whole lot of new stuff down there. 667 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,221 Do you expect me to pay for this? 668 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:07,724 You got it, ace. 669 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,873 Uh... dear... 670 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:15,710 isn't there something you forgot to ask me for? 671 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,734 It starts with a D. 672 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,672 Yeah, you wanna dance? 673 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,370 Something you wanna ask me? 674 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,372 Yes. 675 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:46,129 Get off my foot. 676 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,751 More punch? 677 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,486 Yeah. But this time, uh, 678 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,088 tell him to put a little fruit juice in it. 679 00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,512 Okay. 680 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,227 You're complaining to me about a bad bridge partner? 681 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:07,228 Mm-hm. 682 00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:08,663 You're lucky. 683 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,798 You know, I once had a law partner. 684 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,134 He stole every penny the firm had. 685 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,969 Of course, he went to prison. 686 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,871 Oh. Well, at least he had to pay for it. 687 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,239 Heh. Yeah. He paid. 688 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,263 Hm. 689 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,783 So where's Santa? 690 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,118 He's supposed to be here by now. 691 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,153 Well, maybe his reindeer are having a little trouble 692 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,287 with their radar equipment. 693 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,178 And that Blitzen is a lousy navigator. 694 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:50,026 Ho-ho-ho! 695 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,230 No-no-no. 696 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,580 Ho-ho-ho! 697 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:03,684 Merry Christmas, everybody! 698 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,685 Santa. 699 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,521 Ho-ho-ho! 700 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,524 I've never seen the captain look better. 701 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,693 Ho-ho-ho! Who writes his dialogue? 702 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,595 Well, now, let's see 703 00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:17,053 what Santa has in his bag tonight. 704 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,134 Uh. Let's see. Well, yes. 705 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,003 There's something for Mario. 706 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,460 Thanks. 707 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:30,044 Uh... something for... Artie. Yes. 708 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,481 Uh... Let's see. 709 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,083 And... And Ben. 710 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,788 Let's see what we have here. 711 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,090 Oh, yes. For Mitch. 712 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:44,091 Yeah. 713 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,217 And... for Peanut. 714 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,831 What's your real name, Peanut? 715 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:50,965 Shorty. 716 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,234 Right! I'll bet it's a baseball mitt. 717 00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,961 Well... What about me? 718 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,408 Oh. Uh. 719 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,843 Eh, uh, you're, uh...? 720 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:02,910 Tony. 721 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,645 Tony. That's right. 722 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:09,818 Yes. Well, now... let's see... Tony, what... 723 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:11,741 Oh. Uh... 724 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:18,660 Let's, uh... Oh, uh... Oh, Tony, it, uh... 725 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,495 seems that Santa is, uh... 726 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,130 short one present. 727 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,833 Uh... Uh... 728 00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:27,268 It's back at the North Pole. That's where your present is. 729 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,470 Now, look, I'll run back, I'll get it, 730 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,873 and, uh, I'll have it in your cabin 731 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,663 first thing in the morning. 732 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:37,633 Tony... 733 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:47,376 Oh, no. Poor Captain Stubing. 734 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:14,070 San Quentin never had a view like that, Walt. 735 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,919 Dan, my boy. 736 00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,521 Well, I've been looking all over for you. 737 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:22,712 Really? Out in the ocean? 738 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,594 Ha. Hey, you always were a great kidder. 739 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,658 Heh-heh. 740 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,033 I'm not kidding now, Walt. 741 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:35,503 Hey, wait a minute. 742 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:39,540 Hey, don't do anything foolish. 743 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:42,743 I've already done something foolish. 744 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,778 I served three years in prison 745 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,169 for something you did, buddy. 746 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,049 I don't want... 747 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:50,718 Dan, you've got... You've gotta believe me. 748 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,386 I-I didn't want it to happen. 749 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:53,888 It wasn't my fault. 750 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,258 I-I took the money, I admit it. 751 00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,460 I was in trouble in the market. It was serious trouble. 752 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,964 And I really needed that money desperately. 753 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,898 So you set me up. 754 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,100 No, I swear, I didn't. 755 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,636 Oh, look, Dan, I-I never thought that you'd be convicted. 756 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,705 I-I always thought I could win you an acquittal, 757 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,128 and that way no one would be hurt. 758 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,405 Somebody was hurt, Walt. 759 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,836 Dan... please... 760 00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:29,423 Please... ♪ All is calm ♪ 761 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:33,761 ♪ All is bright ♪ 762 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:40,034 ♪ Round yon Virgin Mother ♪ 763 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:42,503 ♪ And child ♪ 764 00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:46,907 ♪ Holy Infant ♪ 765 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:52,313 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 766 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,748 ♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪ 767 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,572 Merry Christmas. 768 00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,410 Dan. 769 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:07,316 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 770 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,297 Good night, everybody. 771 00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:11,332 Merry Christmas. 772 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,371 Good night, Isaac. 773 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,571 Bye. 774 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:17,705 Merry Christmas. 775 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,206 Father, did you find Tony yet? 776 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,340 Not yet. 777 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,809 Oh. Well, we'll help you look for him. 778 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,753 Okay? Yeah. Thanks. 779 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,011 Tony? 780 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,652 Where are you? 781 00:38:58,704 --> 00:38:59,914 Tony? 782 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,171 Go away. You blew it. 783 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,475 Yes. Yes, I did. 784 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,690 I apologize. 785 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:10,946 Come here. 786 00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,298 This is for you. 787 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,299 Honest? 788 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,290 Mm-hm. Gee, thanks. 789 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,159 It's the football I asked for, isn't it? 790 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,707 Uh, no. 791 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:29,277 No, I'm sorry. It's not. Uh... 792 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:31,245 It's a sextant. 793 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:33,814 It's, uh, an instrument they used 794 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,450 to navigate the ship. 795 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,783 Oh. 796 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:38,752 It belonged to the captain... 797 00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,610 and his father before him. 798 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,557 See? 799 00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:45,414 You put that in there. 800 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:50,865 By holding it up to the stars... 801 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,300 they could always... 802 00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:54,724 tell where they were going. 803 00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,862 The captain used it in the Second World War. 804 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,009 I know it's kind of beat-up, 805 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:06,102 but... this sextant means a lot to him. 806 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,472 He wants you to have it. 807 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,944 I'm sorry it's not what you asked for. 808 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:20,394 Sometimes we don't get what we want for Christmas. 809 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,963 I know. 810 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:24,586 I used to ask for parents, but I never got 'em. 811 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,569 Well, that's a... 812 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,672 big order for Santa to fill. 813 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:35,109 It don't matter. I don't need a family. 814 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,167 I got a real big one with Father Mike and the guys. 815 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,006 Yeah. 816 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:46,354 It's neat. 817 00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:47,710 Wait till I show the guys. 818 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:51,825 Thanks, captain. 819 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,082 I mean, Santa. 820 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,344 We're home. 821 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,768 You can take off your lampshade now. 822 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,282 Is that all you bought? 823 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,717 Why didn't you fill the whole room? 824 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,385 I couldn't. Your credit card broke. 825 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,854 Ha. 826 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,857 That means I'll have to pay cash now for my lampshades. 827 00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:24,492 This is just the start. 828 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,894 Because I'm gonna buy all new furniture for the living room. 829 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,296 Then I'll buy matching whoopee cushions. 830 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,332 And a brand new Rolls Royce. 831 00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:32,766 Okay, then every morning 832 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,869 I'll go down to the office in a clown suit. 833 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,039 You know something? 834 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,041 No, what? 835 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:41,576 You're funny. 836 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,277 You know something? 837 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,479 You're very beautiful. 838 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,714 Aw. Put on your lampshade 839 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:49,005 and give me a kiss. 840 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:14,108 Merry Christmas, captain! 841 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,479 What? What is this? 842 00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:20,981 Well, frankly, captain, we were feeling 843 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,383 kind of sorry for ourselves. 844 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:24,518 Oh, you know, sir. 845 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,720 I mean, it's fun to spend Christmas with the passengers, 846 00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:28,055 but... 847 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,392 it's not the same as spending it with your family. 848 00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:33,527 And then we got to thinking, 849 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,730 well, we don't just have one family... 850 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,198 we've got two. 851 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,800 And... 852 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,236 well, you're not just the captain to us, sir. 853 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,605 You're the head of the family. 854 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,072 Our family. 855 00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,974 And why shouldn't our family 856 00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:50,444 spend Christmas together? 857 00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:56,416 You see, uh... 858 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,354 sometimes we try too hard to, uh... 859 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,978 get what we've had all along. 860 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,767 Oh, you... 861 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,325 Think that I'm allergic to this beard. 862 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,592 I want to say something to all of you. 863 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,898 I'm proud... to have you on my crew. 864 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,253 I'm even prouder... 865 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,912 to count you among my friends. 866 00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:39,560 Oh, this darn beard. 867 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,263 Sir. It's for you. 868 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,847 It's from all of us. 869 00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:47,969 Well, I, uh... I-I thought we had a rule 870 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:50,204 that we'd never exchange Christmas presents. 871 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,306 Well, sir, we thought just this once. 872 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,529 A rule is a rule, Mr. Smith. 873 00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:01,082 But sometimes... rules were made... 874 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:02,449 to be broken. 875 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,654 Merry Christmas! 876 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,190 Why, thank you, sir. 877 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,191 Merry Christmas. 878 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,255 Thank you, sir. 879 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:25,005 ♪ The first "Noel" The angels did say ♪ 880 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:31,178 ♪ Was to certain poor shepherds In fields as they lay ♪ 881 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:37,651 ♪ In fields as they Lay keeping their sheep ♪ 882 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:43,357 ♪ On a cold winter's night That was so deep ♪ 883 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:44,357 Come on, everybody. 884 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:48,396 ♪ Noel, Noel ♪ 885 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:52,533 ♪ Noel, Noel ♪ 886 00:44:52,557 --> 00:45:00,407 ♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪ 887 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,344 Very beautiful, Mrs. Baynes. 888 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,380 Thank you very much. 889 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,781 Oh, boy. 890 00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:09,850 I can taste that turkey already. 891 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,786 Didn't you tell him? 892 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,153 Oh, the captain said there might be 893 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,188 some rain, and he wondered 894 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,456 if you'd mind going topside 895 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,757 and changing the regular flags 896 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,259 for the rubber flags. 897 00:45:19,984 --> 00:45:20,984 Oh. 898 00:45:22,687 --> 00:45:24,153 Rubber flags? 899 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,102 Ah. Look here. 900 00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:31,538 Good evening. 901 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:36,412 There's the captain's table over there. 902 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:38,769 Dan. 903 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,215 Get lost, Perry. 904 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,382 I've gotta talk to you. 905 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:45,018 Honey... It's all right, sweetheart. 906 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,254 Now, look, you've done everything you can do. 907 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,123 Now just stay away from me. 908 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,991 Keep out of my life. 909 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,326 Dan, listen. 910 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,470 You gave me a gift last night: my life. 911 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,232 Now I wanna give you something in return. 912 00:45:59,491 --> 00:46:01,201 I, uh... 913 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:04,204 I contacted the police in Los Angeles. 914 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:07,007 When we get back, I'm gonna turn myself in... 915 00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:09,243 make a full confession. 916 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,944 And, uh... 917 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:13,736 I also wrote to the State Bar Commission. 918 00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:16,984 You'll be practicing law again very soon. 919 00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:23,378 Walt, thank you. 920 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,449 Merry Christmas, Dan. 921 00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:31,588 Merry Christmas. 922 00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,059 Oh. 923 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,073 Good evening. 924 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,974 Good evening. Merry Christmas. Good evening. 925 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,309 Hi. Good evening. 926 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,344 Beautiful dress. 927 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,667 Thank you. 928 00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:49,252 It's a beautiful table. 929 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,740 It's a beautiful life. 930 00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,588 Father Lewicki, some of the guys 931 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:55,589 collected some stuff 932 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:57,223 you might like at the orphanage. 933 00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:58,592 Uh, sports equipment, 934 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,027 uh, books, stuff like that. 935 00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:01,228 All right! All right. 936 00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:02,229 Wow. 937 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,164 Oh, we'd love it. Thanks. 938 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:05,499 Well, where do we send it, Father? 939 00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,067 Give it to the captain. 940 00:47:07,091 --> 00:47:09,331 He can bring it when he comes next time. 941 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,004 Captain Stubing? 942 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,706 Yes. He comes every month. 943 00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:15,442 No. No, he... He-he must have me confused 944 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,044 with some other captain. 945 00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,411 You're crazy. 946 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,795 You took us to the ball game last month. 947 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,418 Uh, captain, you wouldn't have anything to do 948 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:27,053 with that mysterious man who's been sending these kids 949 00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,397 on a cruise every year, would you? 950 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:32,014 You know, the one with "more dollars than sense"? 951 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,530 Tsk. Bah, humbug! 952 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,999 Come on, let's eat ourselves a turkey. 953 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,549 Hey. Thank you for a wonderful trip. 954 00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:58,051 Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 955 00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,753 I'll say one thing for you, Mr. Barton. 956 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:02,456 You sure seem a lot happier than when you came aboard. 957 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,890 You bet I am. 958 00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:05,125 You know what today is? 959 00:48:05,149 --> 00:48:06,427 Yes, sir. Monday. 960 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:07,895 Nope. 961 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:10,997 Today is the first day... 962 00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:11,998 of the rest of my life. 963 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:12,999 Aw. Goodbye. 964 00:48:13,023 --> 00:48:14,735 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 965 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,937 Oh, darling, I'm so happy. 966 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:18,304 Me too. 967 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:19,806 I've got a confession to make. 968 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,642 When I came on this cruise, I... 969 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,377 I was hoping you'd ask me for a divorce. 970 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,401 Really? 971 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,414 Well, I has hoping the same thing. 972 00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:29,115 You're kidding? 973 00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:30,350 This cruise really changed us. 974 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:31,552 Yes. 975 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:33,954 We're two completely different people now. 976 00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:42,318 Oh, I love you. 977 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,901 Thanks for everything, captain. Mm-hm. 978 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,336 We had a good time. 979 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,538 Here. From us kids. 980 00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,674 Thanks for, uh, the trip. 981 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:56,109 Champagne? 982 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,177 Now, how did you kids 983 00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:59,079 get your hands on this bottle of champagne? 984 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,269 Where there's a will, there's a way. 985 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:05,185 Oh. 986 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:06,742 Let's go, you guys. 987 00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,702 I guess that's Will on the bottom and Wayne on top.