1 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,111 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,216 ♪ Exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,852 ♪ Come aboard ♪ 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,469 ♪ We're expecting you ♪ 5 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,860 ♪ And love ♪ 6 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,398 ♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪ 7 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,901 ♪ Let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,685 ♪ It floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,222 ♪ The Love Boat ♪ 10 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:50,182 ♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪ 11 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,464 ♪ The Love Boat ♪ 12 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,299 ♪ Promises something ♪ 13 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,768 ♪ For everyone ♪ 14 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,304 ♪ Set a course for adventure ♪ 15 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:05,497 ♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪ 16 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,846 ♪ And love ♪ 17 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:14,139 ♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪ 18 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:19,055 ♪ It's an open smile ♪ 19 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:23,059 ♪ On a friendly shore ♪ 20 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,018 ♪ It's love ♪ 21 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:33,591 ♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪ 22 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,638 Hi, gorgeous. 23 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,806 What are you doing later? 24 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,730 What did you have in mind, sailor? 25 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,211 Uh-oh. 26 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:19,685 I think I'm in love. 27 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,451 Well, that'll teach me 28 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,077 to give my heart to a man of the sea. 29 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,292 Hi. I'm Miss Edwards. 30 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,628 Welcome. Miss Edwards... 31 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,198 Yes, you're on the Aloha Deck, Cabin 351. 32 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,900 I'm Cruise Director Julie McCoy, 33 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,902 and this is Dr. Bricker. 34 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,871 Call me Adam. And I'll call you Eve? 35 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:42,972 Don't call me. 36 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,663 I'll call you. 37 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,613 What is this strange power you have over women? 38 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,315 She's just not in a holiday mood yet. Mm-hm. 39 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,450 Give her mariachis, margaritas, 40 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,120 Mexican moonlight, she'll come around. 41 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,055 Or not. 42 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,860 Ah, welcome aboard. 43 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,895 I'm Yeoman-Purser Smith. "Gopher," to my friends. 44 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,064 And I've just made up my mind you two are my friends. 45 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,266 Congratulations. 46 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,401 Well, thank you very much. 47 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,102 And we are the MacDonalds. 48 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:16,239 I am Horace and this is Henrietta. 49 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:17,706 Ah, yes. Now, let's see. 50 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,376 We have you in 270 Fiesta Deck. 51 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,111 This certainly is a lovely vessel. 52 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,379 Oh. Mm-hm. Quite a change 53 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,615 from the first time Horace and I first went to sea. 54 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,016 Oh, have you sailed on many ships? 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,117 Just one. 56 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,218 And we were married on it. 57 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,255 Oh, really? Which one was that? 58 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,845 The Titanic. 59 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,959 You mean, "Th-that lousy little iceberg 60 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,394 will never sink us"? 61 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,618 That Titanic? That's the one. 62 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,300 And it was all Horace's fault. 63 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,002 He just didn't bail fast enough. 64 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,538 With those silly little... Oh. 65 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,074 Oh, uh... Uh, Gopher, 66 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,875 it seems that I have misplaced 67 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,910 my brochure to, uh, Puerto Vallarta. 68 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:55,979 Could you...? I mean... 69 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,480 Would you...? Oh, n-no problem, sir. 70 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,581 No problem. Oh, thank you. 71 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,417 I'll just get some... Whoa! 72 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,319 Oh. Oh, I... I found it. 73 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,855 Never mind! 74 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,526 Ah. 75 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:12,662 Ew. 76 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,634 There she is again, my one and only. 77 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,303 Oh, why don't you quit while you're behind? 78 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,687 We're only in the first inning. 79 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,310 Hi. 80 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,778 Uh, couldn't you find your cabin? 81 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,646 Hm? Oh. 82 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,215 Oh, no. 83 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,383 But, uh... 84 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,785 maybe you'd like to show me, sweet cheeks. 85 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,887 Well, I'd be delighted. 86 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,855 Although, it's only fair to warn you: 87 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,791 I don't believe in kissing on a first date. 88 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,825 Oh? 89 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,660 So when are we gonna have our second? 90 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:45,817 Anytime now. 91 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,200 Sure. 92 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:52,802 He breaks hearts, and I break bones. 93 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,192 What happened? 94 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:56,973 Good morning, group. 95 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,843 I said, good morning. 96 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,799 Morning. Oh. Morning, sir. 97 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,283 You know, I really... Take over for me. 98 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:18,962 This ain't my day. 99 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,565 Who is it? 100 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,800 It's me. 101 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,834 It's open. 102 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,168 Hi, sis. 103 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,404 How's it going so far? 104 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,905 I'm scared to death. 105 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,773 Oh, traveling on one ticket? 106 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,508 We won't get caught. 107 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,777 Besides, it's a great way 108 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,512 to meet guys at half the price. 109 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,313 I'm not here to meet guys. I'm... 110 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,148 I'm here to get a little vacation. 111 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,517 To each his own. 112 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,940 I'll get a man, you get a tan. 113 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,956 By the way, be sure to take your glasses off 114 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,191 when you leave the cabin. 115 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,360 Without them, I'll walk into walls. 116 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,329 But I don't wear glasses. 117 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,764 We're supposed to be one person, remember? 118 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:55,865 Just take them with you. 119 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,034 I don't wanna go strolling overboard. 120 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,870 Now I'm... I'm setting the wrist alarm. 121 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,405 We each get equal time. 122 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,506 When it goes off, you come right back, 123 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,775 and I take your place. 124 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:09,166 Be sure you do the same when it's your turn. 125 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,603 Would I shortchange my own sister? 126 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,706 Is Kojak bald? 127 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,371 Oh. Jeez. 128 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,856 Hey, Gopher. How's your wrist? 129 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,858 Worse, thanks. 130 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,515 I'm sorry. 131 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,071 Excuse me. 132 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,339 Here, that ought to do the trick. 133 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,441 Oh. Is there anything else I can get you? 134 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,410 How about a date with Robert Redford? 135 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,944 Oh. Settle for a pillow? 136 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:49,968 Would you? 137 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,648 Oh, Isaac. Yes? 138 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,884 Would you bring us a couple of orange juices, please? 139 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,908 Coming right up, sir. 140 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,822 Uh... Oh, and, Isaac, uh... 141 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,791 put a little vodka in mine... 142 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,092 to kill the taste. 143 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,315 You got it. 144 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,297 Dear, I don't remember, 145 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,098 did they have swimming on the Titanic? 146 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,766 Mm, certainly. 147 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,725 How do you suppose we got to the lifeboats? 148 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:19,842 Hey. 149 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,610 Hey, Goph. Ha. 150 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,512 How long did Doc say you have to wear that thing? 151 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,847 Oh, about a week. 152 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,152 It's sprained, you know. 153 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,819 Oh, it's funny, Isaac. 154 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,755 This happened right after I spoke to that couple 155 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,145 from the Titanic. 156 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,994 Those two? Now, they're fantastic people. 157 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,829 Don't go blaming your clumsiness 158 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,497 on those two people. 159 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,455 Okay. I'm just telling you. 160 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,512 Oh, no. 161 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,145 Now, who had the orange juice? 162 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,195 It'll be rectified, but... 163 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,797 Come in. - -it's gonna be too much money. 164 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:15,798 Doc? 165 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,066 Oh, excuse me. 166 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,300 I can come back another time. 167 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,236 Uh, something wrong, Miss McCoy? 168 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,404 Oh, no. No. 169 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,007 Nothing. Everything's fine. 170 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,176 Julie... get back in here. 171 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,177 Come on. 172 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,346 Come on. 173 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,048 Come on over here. 174 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,049 Sit up here. 175 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,386 Doc... You know... strange as it may seem, 176 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,322 I'm not only a captain. 177 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,090 I'm a human being. 178 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,674 Now, maybe I can help. 179 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,228 Well, I have a personal problem. 180 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,229 Oh. 181 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,631 Oh, uh... Wait, wait, wait. 182 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,499 I can see him now. 183 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,936 Tall, confident, three-piece suit. 184 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,137 Maybe a lawyer. 185 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,271 How did you know? 186 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,473 Well, I watched you hightail it past me 187 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,662 when he came aboard. 188 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,177 Ex-boyfriend? Old flame? 189 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,113 A raging inferno. 190 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,137 We met in Paris. 191 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,584 Strangers walking in the park. 192 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,287 Turned into three of the most wonderful weeks in my life. 193 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,757 I was young, and... And he was worldly. 194 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,026 I was so crazy about this guy 195 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,095 that I quit my job at the airlines, sold my car, 196 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,498 moved to Los Angeles to be where he lived. 197 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,300 Serious stuff. 198 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,435 Well, we were madly in love. 199 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,772 Inseparable... two nights a week. 200 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,006 Mm-mm. 201 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,032 Let me take a wild guess: He was married. 202 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,813 I thought it would kill me. 203 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,450 I was full of girlish dreams of rose-covered cottages, 204 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,275 and tuna fish casseroles and quiet evenings at home. 205 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,791 That can kill you too. 206 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,595 Anyway, he's here now and he's traveling alone. 207 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,663 What will I do? 208 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,332 Well, uh... I think the thing to do... 209 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,067 I can't just avoid him for a whole week. 210 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,302 I mean, sooner or later we're gonna run into each other. 211 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,403 What should I say? 212 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,471 Well, in my opinion... 213 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,840 He'll be more upset than I will. 214 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,341 I know he's here. 215 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,644 It's gonna be a total shock to him. 216 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,644 How will I handle it? 217 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,112 Well, I feel the thing to do... 218 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,916 I'll handle it the way any mature, grown-up person 219 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,452 deals with a situation that's hard to handle: 220 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,554 I'll deal with it when the time comes. 221 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,891 Captain... thank you for all your advice. 222 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,360 Glad I could help. 223 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,000 You wise old owl, you. 224 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,403 Thank you. 225 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,704 Doc! Doc. 226 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,838 It happened again. 227 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,261 The jinx just got Isaac. 228 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:53,589 Hey, Doc. How long I got to wear this stupid collar? 229 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,991 Just wear it till the soreness goes away. 230 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,827 I look ridiculous. 231 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,929 No, you don't. Just say you're going with a turtle. 232 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,066 Hey, you keep laughing at my neck, 233 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,736 and you're gonna wear your mouth in a sling. 234 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,970 Hey, cool it, Isaac. 235 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,405 We're both in the same boat. 236 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,573 Yeah, the Titanic. Mm. 237 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,442 Hey Doc, you know, I kind of think Gopher is right 238 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,877 about Henrietta and Horace. 239 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,547 You know what they call people that survive a shipwreck. 240 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,981 Yeah. Lucky. 241 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,950 No. A jinx. 242 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,751 Oh, come on. Your only jinx is 243 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,121 wearing leather-soled shoes by a slippery pool. 244 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,146 Come in. 245 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,691 Oh. 246 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,660 There you are, Isaac. 247 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,930 We just wanted to make sure you're all right. 248 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,397 Oh yes. Fine. 249 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,401 Oh, uh, uh... Uh, this is Dr. Bricker. 250 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,204 This is Horace and Henrietta MacDonald. 251 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,305 Dr. Bricker. How do you do? 252 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,307 Doctor. 253 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,508 Hello. 254 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,277 Oh, yeah, we're glad you're okay, Isaac. 255 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,411 See you later. 256 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,313 ISAAC: Mm-hm. Bye. 257 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,216 That's the jinx couple? 258 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,251 Okay. Be sarcastic. 259 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,187 You're just lucky you're still in one piece. 260 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,723 Oh, sure. And black cats and walking under ladders 261 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:02,725 are bad luck. 262 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,259 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Uh... 263 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,627 I'm glad to see that you're 264 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,963 feeling better too, Gopher. 265 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,433 Well, good evening. 266 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,862 How are you coming along with your, um... 267 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,963 problem? 268 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,566 Fine, sir. 269 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,534 Are you coming down with a cold? 270 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,204 No. No, sir, I'm fine. 271 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,838 Well, I think you should see 272 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,073 Dr. Bricker right away. 273 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,197 Yes, sir. 274 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,344 Uh, Dr. Bricker's office 275 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,712 is on the next deck. 276 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,669 Yes, sir. 277 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,280 I'd know that perfume anywhere. 278 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,818 Hi, baby. 279 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,475 Hi. 280 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,819 I guess I'm seated with you two. 281 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,853 Hi... Uh, would you mind if I sit down? 282 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,154 Thank you. 283 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,956 Please, no, don't get up. 284 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,358 Hi. 285 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,861 What happened to you? Cut yourself shaving? 286 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,896 No, I got banged up fighting off three women 287 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,097 to get to you. 288 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,033 Oh. I hope tomorrow you'll say it was worth it. 289 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,923 Your roast beef. 290 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,606 May I take your order? 291 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,575 Um, I'll have what they're having. 292 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,743 Me too. But let's have dinner first. 293 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,814 Uh, two roast beef, please. 294 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:05,814 How would you like yours? 295 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,385 Well... Really? I like mine medium. 296 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,410 Isn't that rare? 297 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,890 Uh, two roast beef, rare. 298 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,213 Thank you. 299 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,556 Here you go. 300 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,798 No, don't quit while you're on a streak. 301 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,999 What is that? 302 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,033 It's, um... It's time for me 303 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:28,303 to take a pill for my... allergy. 304 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,238 As long as you're not allergic to me. 305 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,062 Oh, no way, darling. 306 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,179 As I was saying, 307 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,081 do you think it's easy being a doctor on this ship? 308 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,649 People sit at your table, they kiss, 309 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,018 they don't pay any attention to you. 310 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,326 I think this dumb thing went off early. 311 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,595 I didn't even have time to eat dinner. 312 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,659 Here. 313 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,554 Don't forget my glasses. 314 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,971 Anything I need to know? 315 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,706 That cute doctor is at our table. 316 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:05,963 And he's mine. 317 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,335 And fill me up a doggy bag, will you? 318 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:34,006 I missed you. 319 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,994 That's a disgusting habit. 320 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,564 But I always thought so too. 321 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,845 Roast beef. 322 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,946 Rare. 323 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,314 Rare? 324 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,905 Don't you have an end cut, well-done? 325 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,050 It's nice to see you again, you know? 326 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,713 It's nice to see you too. 327 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,967 Oh, hi, there. 328 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,336 Hi, Doc. 329 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,520 Uh, mind if I sit down? 330 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,341 Oh, well. 331 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,631 Mind if I stand up? 332 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,879 Buddy, this is Adam Bricker, 333 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,081 another of our walking wounded. 334 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,783 Adam, this is Buddy Stanfield. 335 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,807 How do you do? 336 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,086 Pleasure trip? 337 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,210 Here with the, uh, family? 338 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,523 No, it's a business trip. 339 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,792 A meeting in Puerto Vallarta. 340 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,860 I have to get away from the phone for a few days 341 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,262 to, uh, prepare for it. 342 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,931 Ah, well, maybe you'll enjoy it so much, 343 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,422 next time you'll bring the family. 344 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,837 Doc, don't you have a heart to break 345 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,838 or something? 346 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,608 Ah. There's a story to tell. 347 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,266 Uh, maybe another time, hm? 348 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,202 Right. 349 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,554 Hey. How's your cat? 350 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,555 Old what's-his-name? 351 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,490 Herb? Oh, he's fine. 352 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,494 How's your wife, old what's-her-name? 353 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,264 Barbara? She's fine. 354 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,832 Only she's not my wife anymore. 355 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,669 Oh? 356 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,259 We untied the knot last year. 357 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,908 Oh. 358 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,132 You wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night? 359 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,600 Oh. 360 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,683 Oh, no. No. 361 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,787 It's no trouble at all, Mrs. MacDonald. 362 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,821 Oh, boy. 363 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,022 Mr. and Mrs. Jinx 364 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,125 want these postcards delivered right away. 365 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,126 I'd do it myself, but... 366 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,295 I have to stay here 367 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,163 in case someone phones for more postcards. 368 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,231 Doc. 369 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,966 Gopher, I'd really love to help, 370 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,101 but I have an emergency hickey. 371 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,736 What do you do for a hickey? 372 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,000 Just get lucky. 373 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,440 Isaac. 374 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,541 Sorry, Gopher, 375 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,876 but if I deliver those postcards, 376 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,876 it would take days 377 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,678 before they got 'em. Why? 378 00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:01,016 Because we turtles move very, very slow-ly. 379 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,284 Thank you, guys. 380 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,308 Appreciate it. 381 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,188 Vince! Vince. 382 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,423 Would you take these up to Cabin 314, please? 383 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:09,825 Sure. Thank you. 384 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,889 It's the MacDonalds, but there won't be any problem. 385 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,100 I don't even know why I said that. 386 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,734 I know why I said that. 387 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,133 Welcome to the club, Vince. 388 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,994 Uh... well, how do you do? We meet again. 389 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,129 Finally. Hi. 390 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,073 I've been looking all over for you. 391 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,767 Now, look, I don't get it. 392 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,768 Uh, last night... 393 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,905 Well, last night was last night. 394 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,161 But this is right now. 395 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,176 Uh... 396 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,845 how about a little preventive medicine? 397 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,568 I've got some dru... 398 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,615 Like what? 399 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:10,452 Like rubbing some of this on my legs and back... 400 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,436 and anywhere else I might get burned. 401 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,364 How's my back? 402 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,731 Delicious. 403 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,934 It's your second-best side. 404 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,603 Mm. That feels good. 405 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,040 Now all I need is a drink to go with it. 406 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,064 How about a piña colada? 407 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,677 You read me like a book. 408 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,221 Can't wait to get to the end of the chapter. 409 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,107 Shoot. 410 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,857 Two piña coladas, my good man. 411 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:53,061 I always wondered how you manage to stay so cool. 412 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,496 You drink on the job. 413 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,167 They're both for her. For medicinal purposes. 414 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,724 They're the miracle cure for acute lack-of-love life. 415 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,772 Just what the doctor ordered. 416 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,008 Will you pay cash, or is this on Medi-Cal? 417 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,764 That's vastly amusing. 418 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,359 What do you think you're doing? 419 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,493 But you asked for... 420 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,318 Why don't you just go make a house call? 421 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,622 Excuse me. 422 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,273 Something wrong with the drinks? 423 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,109 How would I know? I haven't drank 'em yet. 424 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,845 Hey, Isaac, how's the neck? 425 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,047 Uh... it's okay. 426 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,048 How's your wrist? 427 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,883 Better. How's your head? 428 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,019 Coming along. Wanna buy two drinks cheap? 429 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:53,222 Uh-uh. Well... if I see the Red Cross lady, 430 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,924 I'll have her send over some coffee and doughnuts. 431 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,292 Captain, take my word for it: 432 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,628 watch out for Horace and Henrietta. 433 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,465 Uh, Doc told me everything about Gopher's jinx theory. 434 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,634 It's not a theory anymore. It's reality. 435 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,735 Grown men. 436 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,203 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 437 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,305 Uh-oh, here comes trouble. 438 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,973 Excuse me, captain. Yes? 439 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,074 Mr. and Mrs. MacDonald have 440 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,110 a very special request. 441 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,778 Yes? Mrs. MacDonald and I 442 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,847 would like to renew our vows again 443 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,215 aboard the Princess. 444 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,785 To be married once more. 445 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,119 Yes, the same vows we took 446 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,722 65 years ago on the Titanic. 447 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,657 What a beautiful thought. 448 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,725 I'd be honored to officiate. 449 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,261 And I guarantee you, we will make this 450 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,263 a very special occasion. 451 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:35,463 Uh, we can have the wedding 452 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:36,598 in the Coral Dining Room. 453 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,433 And afterwards, a reception. 454 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:41,637 I know all my crew will love to be there. 455 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,072 This calls for a bottle of champagne. 456 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,863 Absolutely. Isaac, we'll be over here. 457 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,212 Oh-ho. No way in the world 458 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,880 I'm going to that wedding. 459 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,349 I've suffered enough. 460 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,283 You can count me out too. 461 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,018 I can't believe it. 462 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,655 You really, honestly blame those people 463 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,656 for your injuries? 464 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,790 Well, let me put it this way: 465 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,391 Every time they've been around, 466 00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,027 something happens. 467 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,185 Funny. Nothing's happened to me. 468 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:09,888 Ow! 469 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,787 And Doc's over there... 470 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:32,954 and I was over here, 471 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,222 and Isaac's opening the bottle. 472 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,891 And then: 473 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,292 Hit me right in the eye. 474 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,676 I felt so silly. I mean, there I was... 475 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,563 Isaac... 476 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,932 that guy looks as though he's got 200 teeth. 477 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,300 And I'll bet you every one of them 478 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,202 is as phony as he is. 479 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,404 I didn't like that dude when I first met him. 480 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,906 And when Doc told me he was married, 481 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,308 I liked him even less. 482 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,743 Ought to take him outside. 483 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,146 If you do, be polite. 484 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,546 Looks as though he's got some muscle 485 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,849 underneath that $8 pleated shirt. 486 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,050 He doesn't bother me. 487 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,751 Ho-ho, he doesn't? 488 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,309 No, I can outrun him. 489 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,657 Hey. Listen, Doc and I already tried to bust 'em up. 490 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:11,726 Now it's your turn. 491 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,695 Well, what do you want me to do? 492 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,497 Do what you do best: 493 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,599 make a nuisance out of yourself. 494 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:21,025 I don't have to tell you how to do that, do I? 495 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,078 I remember. Oh, do I remember. 496 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,347 Hi, Julie. 497 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,548 The eye okay? 498 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,616 Yes, thank you. 499 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,072 Good. 500 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,909 Hey, you wanna dance? 501 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,423 No, thanks. 502 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,725 Oh. Okay. 503 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,094 Well, I'll just sit and chat for a while, then. 504 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,496 Gopher Smith, Buddy Stanfield. 505 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520 Hi. 506 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,600 Hey, how about those Dodgers, huh? 507 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:53,602 You a baseball fan? 508 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,003 No. 509 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:58,173 Hockey. How about those Canadiens, hm? 510 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,163 No. 511 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:02,511 Water polo. No. 512 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,179 T-track- and-field? 513 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,581 Gymnastics? 514 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,714 Come on, Julie, let's dance. 515 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:07,716 Thank you. 516 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,472 But don't let us interrupt you. 517 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,687 How about broomball?! 518 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,711 Boy, there's an underrated sport. 519 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,965 You have very persistent friends. 520 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,433 Well, they're trying to protect me from you. 521 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,701 Do you need protection? 522 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,158 Frankly, I don't know. 523 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,238 Would it make you nervous 524 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,773 if I told you how beautiful you are? 525 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:32,975 Well... 526 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:36,111 Your eyes have the glow of 1,000 stars. 527 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,979 Well, maybe one of 'em. 528 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,449 Excuse me. 529 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:43,051 Oh, Captain Merrill Stubing, Buddy Stanfield. 530 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,052 Hello. How do you do? 531 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,053 May I? 532 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,054 You're the captain. 533 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,358 That's right. 534 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:00,902 Is that him? 535 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,203 Yes, it is. 536 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,706 Well, you're doing a nice job of avoiding him. 537 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,308 Well, things are a little different now. 538 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,143 Mm-hm. I see. 539 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,080 Julie. Miss McCoy... 540 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,682 I think it's time I stopped being the human being 541 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,752 and started to be the captain again... 542 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,553 for your own good. 543 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,121 Now, it seems to me that on a ship 544 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,457 filled with 600 passengers, 545 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,726 the cruise director could find more than one person 546 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,527 to spend all her time with. 547 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:29,330 But sir, he's an old friend. 548 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:32,768 Well, you can't have too many friends, Miss McCoy. 549 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,602 Spread yourself around. 550 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:35,626 Yes, sir. 551 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,919 Join me at a nice, quiet table for two? 552 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,053 How about a table for three: 553 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:55,156 me, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? 554 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,625 Oh, I... I'm sorry. 555 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,293 I realize I've been a little erratic. 556 00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:02,797 Actually, I owe you an apology. 557 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:03,932 For what? 558 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,556 Well, I was a little forward by the pool. 559 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,369 Are you kidding? You're the only one 560 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,205 who's making this trip enjoyable. 561 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,363 Oh? Well, you have a weird way of showing it. 562 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,583 There. Now, was that so weird? 563 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:22,717 Yes. 564 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:25,186 But that's the kind of weirdness I like. 565 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,756 Look, uh, how about a few less people 566 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,223 and a little more moonlight? 567 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:30,247 Perfect. 568 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,385 Tomorrow night at 9 would be just perfect. 569 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,402 Now, that was weird. 570 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,446 Here you are. 571 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,950 Thank you. 572 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,042 Um... 573 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:00,655 You know, it's hard to imagine 574 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,057 that 3 years has passed. 575 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,225 You don't seem any different. 576 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,528 You're just the same, Buddy. 577 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:09,686 Yeah. Same old Buddy, same old Julie. 578 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,623 Same old feelings. 579 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,940 Buddy, is all this just for old times' sake? 580 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:19,975 Mm. 581 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,399 This is all for new times' sake. 582 00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:27,549 Look, it's probably too soon to talk about now... 583 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,183 but I've got a deal 584 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,986 cooking in Puerto Vallarta. 585 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:34,089 And if I can pull it off... 586 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:35,393 it'll change my life. 587 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:40,203 It'll change our life. 588 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,896 What do you mean? 589 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,854 I don't wanna rush into anything, Julie. 590 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,053 But there's something I wanna ask you tomorrow night. 591 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,796 Oh, Buddy, I don't know. I... 592 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,982 Hey. 593 00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:08,544 See you later. Okay? 594 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,013 Hi. Hi. 595 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,049 Hi, guys. 596 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,216 Julie... 597 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,141 let us lay a hypothetical situation on you. 598 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,957 Yeah. Hypothetical situation. 599 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:42,958 Now, let's say that, uh, 600 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,559 you were blindfolded, 601 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:45,961 and you were about to step off 602 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,229 the fantail of the ship into the propeller, 603 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,065 and we grabbed you and saved your life. 604 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,489 Wouldn't you thank us? 605 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,425 I'll thank you to stay out of my affairs. 606 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,774 Now she's getting the idea. 607 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,642 Look, things have changed between Buddy and me. 608 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,611 First of all, he's divorced. 609 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,547 Now, I don't expect that to change your attitude. 610 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:06,882 You never liked him to begin with. 611 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:09,684 Just because he's arrogant, shifty-eyed... 612 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,419 Mean, self-centered... 613 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:13,054 Stop beating around the bush. 614 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:14,878 You've got him all wrong. 615 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,226 Buddy's a wonderful guy. 616 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,230 And he's practically asked me to marry him. 617 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,654 I think the key word here is "practically." 618 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,469 Well, he just doesn't wanna rush me. 619 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:30,071 He's gonna pop the question tomorrow night. 620 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:32,440 So quit worrying, will you? 621 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,746 You know... I just can't picture that guy 622 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:42,817 ever saying... "Will you marry me?" 623 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,575 More likely, he'll just say, "Will you?" 624 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,398 Now, wasn't that worth waiting for? 625 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:58,867 I bet we could do even better than that 626 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,357 with practice. 627 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,310 Yes! Now! 628 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,926 Mm-hm. I have to go. 629 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,027 What? 630 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,129 Oh. I... I'm sorry. I really have to go. 631 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,297 Oh, no, I'm not letting you go. 632 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,398 No, I've got to go. 633 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:31,399 Oh, why? 634 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,134 Oh, I wish I could tell you. 635 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,302 But you can tell me anything. 636 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,259 For Pete's sake, I'm a doctor. 637 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,417 You changed your mind. 638 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,785 You lost your mind? 639 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,087 Yes, I have. Mm-hm. 640 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,154 I'm crazy about you. 641 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:54,211 Oh. 642 00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:11,328 Doctor... I like that prescription. 643 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:13,663 Can I get a refill? 644 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:21,806 Ow. 645 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,118 Hi, Mr. MacDonald. 646 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,197 Oh, I don't know. 647 00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:38,421 Something just told me it was you. 648 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,655 Finally. I've been waiting here for hours. 649 00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:52,347 We've always been truthful with each other, right? 650 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,837 Since we were kids. 651 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,873 Okay. 652 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,744 I was with Doc. 653 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,092 I'm afraid I've fallen for him. 654 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,359 You? 655 00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:08,296 You don't fall for guys. You get a tan. 656 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,198 I thought you said you didn't like him. 657 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,600 I didn't. Until he kissed me. 658 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:14,669 Sure, I did your warm-up. 659 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,338 Well, it was your idea to go on this crazy trip. 660 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,539 "Two for the price of one." 661 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,930 What now, genius? 662 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,311 Listen to us. 663 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,655 We haven't argued like this since we were kids. 664 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,450 Who could use the roller skates. 665 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,951 How did we solve that one? 666 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,542 We got rid of the roller skates. 667 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,626 Maybe that's what we should do with Doc. 668 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,296 You mean, not see him anymore? 669 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,099 It's the only way. 670 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,123 Agreed? 671 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,625 Okay. 672 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,049 Phew. He's such a sweet guy. 673 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,965 We can't just drop him without an explanation. 674 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,534 I'll tell him tomorrow. 675 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,538 Maybe I should do it. 676 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,473 Just leave it to me. 677 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:13,861 ♪ Because ♪ 678 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,764 ♪ You come to me ♪ 679 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:17,899 ♪ With naught ♪ 680 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:21,503 ♪ Save love ♪ 681 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:24,906 ♪ And hold my hand ♪ 682 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:27,842 ♪ And lift mine eyes ♪ 683 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,744 ♪ Above ♪ 684 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:33,147 ♪ A wider world ♪ 685 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:37,118 ♪ Of hope and joy I see ♪ 686 00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:40,088 ♪ Because ♪ 687 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:44,992 ♪ You come to me ♪ 688 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:47,996 Friends... we are gathered here today 689 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:52,000 for a most beautiful and unusual event. 690 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:53,835 The reaffirmation of vows 691 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:56,805 by two people the youngsters of today 692 00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:58,628 would do well to emulate. 693 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:03,478 Many years ago... on a ship at sea, 694 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:07,215 I married a girl I loved very much. 695 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,184 And now... 696 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,719 more than a half a century later, 697 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,989 my love is still as deep as that ocean. 698 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:18,425 And I stood on that deck more than half a century ago 699 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,727 with a young, handsome, 700 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,231 dashing man who always had a twinkle in his eye. 701 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:26,200 And now he's more than a half a century 702 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:29,137 more handsome and more dashing. 703 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,005 And he's taught me how to twinkle too. 704 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,642 Do you, Horace MacDonald, 705 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,986 take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife... 706 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:42,350 to love and cherish till death do you part? 707 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,818 I do. 708 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:47,421 And do you, Henrietta MacDonald, 709 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:50,625 take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, 710 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,093 to love and cherish... 711 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:55,262 till death do you part? 712 00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:56,286 I do. 713 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,257 Damn! 714 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,078 By the power vested in me... 715 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:14,737 I again pronounce you man and wife. 716 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:18,586 ♪ Love is lovelier ♪ 717 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,288 ♪ The second time around ♪ 718 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,458 ♪ Shooby dooby ♪ 719 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,827 ♪ Just as wonderful ♪ 720 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,929 ♪ With both feet On the gr... ♪ 721 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:28,996 Ground. Both feet... 722 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,632 I know the sea's kind of rough, 723 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,400 but the sunshine is so beautiful. 724 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,502 Let's have the reception outside on the Riviera Deck. 725 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,603 That's wonderful. 726 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,137 Yes, but first, the pictures. 727 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:38,372 Right over here. 728 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,774 Oh, I hope my wedding's as nice as this. 729 00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:41,909 Yeah. 730 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,645 Hey, listen, you guys. Let's help, uh, Isaac 731 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:44,645 with this stuff. 732 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:45,747 Sure. Okay, yeah. Thanks. 733 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,915 Okay. Sure. I appreciate it. 734 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,717 Well, I guess we're all still in one piece. 735 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:51,152 Yeah. How about that? 736 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:53,488 Not one thing went wrong. 737 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,395 Who was it that said, 738 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,464 "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"? 739 00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:04,632 Me. 740 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,967 Well, everybody ready to go? 741 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,768 Yeah. Okay. Look out! 742 00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:20,650 Oh, no. 743 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,386 Ah, your face. 744 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,442 Who said, "Let them eat cake"? 745 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:40,301 Well, hello there. 746 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:41,469 Can I come in? 747 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,704 I don't know. Do you have an appointment? 748 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:45,328 This is an emergency, Doc. 749 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,142 Little first aid? 750 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,378 I've got something to tell you. 751 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:51,945 Tell me like you told me last night. 752 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,218 Oh. Please, Doc. Let me say what I have to say. 753 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:58,419 Talk to me. 754 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,763 Well, I... I wanted to say that... 755 00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,396 Yes? 756 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,721 Do we need all this light? 757 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,590 That's just what I was gonna ask you. 758 00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:50,871 I'm so glad everything went well in Puerto Vallarta. 759 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,655 Better than I hoped. 760 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,743 Oh, you're such a wonderful girl. 761 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,846 I wanna have you for my very own, always. 762 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,314 You do? 763 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,850 It won't be like it was before. 764 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,318 I was deceiving you. 765 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,620 And I was deceiving Barbara. 766 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,622 And I was deceiving myself. 767 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:10,124 We won't have to do that anymore. 768 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,026 Oh, I'm so happy. 769 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,895 We'll get the most fantastic penthouse in L.A... 770 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,263 Oh. 771 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,465 We'll travel together. And you're gonna see places 772 00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:20,267 you've never even seen in your life. 773 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,937 We'll be happy. I know we will. 774 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:27,508 Buddy... I love you. 775 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:28,532 Oh! 776 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,316 You mean more to me... 777 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,352 than anyone in the whole world. 778 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,789 But I don't want you to leap into this. 779 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,991 You sleep on it. It's late. 780 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,026 And tomorrow... 781 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,729 Tomorrow, you can give me your answer. 782 00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:50,264 Mm. 783 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:52,221 Good night, my darling. 784 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,195 Night, Buddy. 785 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,355 Helen? 786 00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:16,357 Yeah? 787 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:18,025 Did you see Doc? 788 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,927 Yeah. 789 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,183 You spoke to him, then? 790 00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,131 Yeah. 791 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,932 Thanks, Helen. 792 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:30,126 Was he terribly upset when you told him it was over? 793 00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:33,696 I think he got the message. 794 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,914 You sure took long enough. 795 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,516 I wanted to let him down easily, 796 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,817 the way we agreed. 797 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:44,841 Right? 798 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,923 Mm-hm. 799 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:01,617 Doctor, you're in great shape. 800 00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:07,941 All you need now is a little rest. 801 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:08,998 Some rest. 802 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,046 Little rest would be nice. 803 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:22,657 Who is it? 804 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,580 It's me. 805 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,165 I've changed my mind about breaking up. 806 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,266 Forget it. 807 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,835 If we've been breaking up... 808 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,091 I wonder what getting together is like. 809 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,339 Helen. 810 00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:41,442 Do you always talk to yourself? 811 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,866 Only when I'm in the mood for love. 812 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,638 Something in her vitamin shots. 813 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:18,812 Hello? 814 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:20,814 Hello, Buddy. 815 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,349 Uh, I have a question. 816 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,918 Oh, hi, Julie. 817 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,222 Well, what's the question? 818 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:27,844 It's a blunt question. 819 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:29,657 Shoot. 820 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:31,581 Uh, tonight... 821 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,616 did you ask me to marry you? 822 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:42,758 Is that a toughie? 823 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,740 Julie, Julie. 824 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:49,543 Buddy, Buddy. Answer the question. 825 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:53,013 Julie... I... I have to tell you, I... 826 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,648 Uh, I live in terror 827 00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:57,317 of making the same mistakes all over again. 828 00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:59,274 Oh. So do I. 829 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:29,450 Morning. 830 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:30,451 Morning. 831 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,187 Julie. Don't do that to me. 832 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:35,644 Did he pop the question? 833 00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:37,558 Course he did. 834 00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:38,702 He did? 835 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:41,795 I just, um... 836 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:44,565 I haven't given him my answer yet. 837 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:45,932 Look, you'll have to excuse me. 838 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:47,635 I'm a little preoccupied. 839 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,303 Got a very big decision to make. 840 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,471 Who knows? 841 00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,763 This could be my last cruise. 842 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,076 I have some passengers to see. 843 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,377 Julie, wait a minute. 844 00:43:57,401 --> 00:43:59,680 What happened? 845 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:01,648 He popped the question. He what? 846 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:02,649 Excuse me. 847 00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:04,352 I'm looking for a passenger. 848 00:44:04,376 --> 00:44:05,919 His name's Buddy Stanfield. 849 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:08,989 Oh. It seems to me I remember a... 850 00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:11,826 Is he, uh, kind of a tall dude? 851 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:13,194 Uh-huh. Real cute? 852 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:16,063 Oh, yeah. 853 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:19,132 Cute as a but-ton. 854 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:22,103 Yeah, uh, you can have him paged. 855 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,404 But, uh... is he expecting you? 856 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:25,939 Well, I sure hope so. 857 00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:26,974 I'm his wife. 858 00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:30,144 His... wife. 859 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,346 Oh, gee. That's funny. 860 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,714 Mm. I had the impression 861 00:44:33,738 --> 00:44:35,949 when I met him that he was divorced. 862 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,251 Oh, he was. I nabbed him so fast 863 00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:39,686 he didn't know what hit him. 864 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,022 We've been married two months. 865 00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:42,055 Isn't that cute? 866 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,225 Cute as a bug in a rug. 867 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:48,128 Um, I think I'll go look inside. 868 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:49,585 Thanks. 869 00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:51,565 We should speak to Julie. 870 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,122 We've got to speak to Julie. 871 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,539 Gopher... I have something to tell you. 872 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,541 I have something to tell you. 873 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,030 No, me first. 874 00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:06,547 I didn't tell you the truth earlier. 875 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:08,749 You didn't? ISAAC: Good. 876 00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:10,283 Um... 877 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,508 Goph and me, we don't have any secrets. 878 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,856 Buddy did pop the question. 879 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,720 It just wasn't the right question. 880 00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:22,496 He asked me to go back to the same old relationship. 881 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,531 A relationship without a commitment. 882 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:25,715 And what did you tell him? 883 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,324 I said no. 884 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:30,437 And you know what? 885 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,375 I feel a million times better. 886 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:38,679 I'll admit, I had a world-shaking cry last night. 887 00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:39,847 But this morning... 888 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,283 Not even a flicker of the old flame? 889 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:43,751 Mm. 890 00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:45,695 Mm. 891 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:51,392 Well, I'm glad to get that off my chest. 892 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,461 Now... what did you wanna tell me? 893 00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:56,997 Oh, uh, you know what? I can't remember. 894 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,165 Can you? 895 00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,267 Oh, uh, hey, listen, man, 896 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:02,469 my mind is a complete blank. 897 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,973 Ah. Business as usual. 898 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,379 Excuse me. Julie? Mm. 899 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,485 Are you... okay? 900 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:21,255 Yes sir. The old eye is just fine. 901 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,557 How about the old heart? 902 00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:25,659 Well, that could use a patch too. 903 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:28,828 But... I'll survive. 904 00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:30,330 Carry on, Miss McCoy. 905 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:31,431 I'll do my damnedest. 906 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,689 Thank you, sir. 907 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,360 My darling. 908 00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:41,074 Doc. 909 00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:43,477 I guess this is goodbye. 910 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:44,945 I love you. 911 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,403 And here's my number at work. 912 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,858 The end of another wonderful, 913 00:46:57,882 --> 00:46:59,126 permanent love affair. 914 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,427 I don't believe it. 915 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,696 I've met some fascinating women in my time, 916 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,986 but this one... 917 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:06,933 You're back. 918 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,602 I can't say goodbye. 919 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,370 Here's my number at the office. 920 00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:11,571 Call me. 921 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:12,835 I love you. 922 00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:19,145 This is the beginning of 923 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,615 a wonderful, permanent love affair. 924 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,750 Does this mean that it's over between us? 925 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:24,751 Who are you? 926 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:25,752 Oh. 927 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,554 Oh, what a woman. 928 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,255 Sometimes she's reserved, 929 00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,792 sometimes she's exciting. 930 00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:33,994 Then she's sweet... then she's a-rotten. 931 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:34,995 Hm. 932 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:35,996 And now, look at this. 933 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,997 What? 934 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,302 She even holds down two jobs. 935 00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,570 Oh! 936 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:46,073 Well... I guess this means it's not over 937 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:47,097 between us. 938 00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:58,919 Have a nice weekend, sir. 939 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:00,354 Yes, I intend so. 940 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,488 If anyone wants me, 941 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,956 I'll be visiting an old friend of mine 942 00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:04,959 on that yacht over there. 943 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,460 Oh, by the way, 944 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,595 everything went very nicely this trip... 945 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,965 despite your collective childishness 946 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:12,699 concerning Horace and Henrietta. 947 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,334 I hope by now you realize 948 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,737 there is no such thing as a jinx. 949 00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:18,939 Oh, come on, sir. What about my eye? 950 00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:19,940 And my head? 951 00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:20,941 My neck. 952 00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:23,377 My wrist? My foot. 953 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,479 Everything that happened was your own negligence. 954 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,114 Nothing more, nothing less. 955 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,448 But sir... Please. 956 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:31,018 Now, until you stop falling over your own feet, 957 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,675 I suggest you all keep up your Blue Cross payments. 958 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,093 Guess he told us. 959 00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:41,083 He certainly did. 960 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,498 Well, how was the honeymoon? 961 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:45,866 Getting better all the time. 962 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:46,867 Ha-ha. 963 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:47,935 Where's Captain Stubing? 964 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:49,169 We wanna say goodbye to him. 965 00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:51,004 Oh, what a shame. You just missed him. 966 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,006 No, he... He's right over there. 967 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,197 Oh. Oh, Captain Stubing! 968 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,727 Captain Stubing! 969 00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:02,048 We just wanna say thank you! 970 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,750 Thanks for everything! 971 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,374 My pleasure. 972 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,689 Oh, oh, oh. 973 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:10,312 Whoa!