1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,340 Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss 2 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:08,200 prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters. 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:12,640 These are their stories. Only at shoplifter .com. 4 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,060 How are you? Get in. 5 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:24,160 Sit right in that metal chair. 6 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,220 Get right in here. You don't go anywhere. 7 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,100 He's still in that bucket. 8 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,520 Who is it? Just to try to run him? 9 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,060 Fuck me. 10 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,440 I've got to get a breath. 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680 Oh, God. 12 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Look. 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,980 I can't believe this is the first one to try to run. She tried to run. 14 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,100 I don't know why you're trying to, like, chase after me. It makes no sense. 15 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,640 Look, you guys want to declare anything? What do you want to say? Don't say 16 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,640 anything to him. 17 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,738 We didn't do anything. 18 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,660 I don't know what you're accusing us of. 19 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,160 Yeah, okay. 20 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,560 Well, you just stay right where you're at. I gotta go get some paperwork to 21 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,560 process you guys, alright? 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,880 So don't move a muscle. 23 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,040 Fuck me. 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,360 You do the job. 25 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,160 You got us caught because you couldn't run. 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,940 Because I couldn't run. And then I had to go back for you. 27 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,900 Thanks for getting us in trouble. He's a mall cop. I didn't think that he would, 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,120 like, chase me. 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,520 He's a mall cop. 30 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:47,160 Yeah, well, I guess a mall cop can rest. 31 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,880 Yeah. 32 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,740 Obviously. But here we are. 33 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,180 How are we going to get out of here? 34 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,980 Try to do your phone works. Maybe you can call your boyfriend to pick us up. 35 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,080 I don't even think I'm connected to anything. 36 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:12,140 I don't know why I'm always getting in trouble with my little sister. 37 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,940 It's only with you. You're just, like, the worst luck for me. Really. 38 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,800 I learned from the best, you know? 39 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,640 What's gonna happen? 40 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,460 Do you think the door's locked? 41 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,920 It might be open, because, I mean, you kind of walked out. 42 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,120 I cannot get in trouble. 43 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,280 I feel like we're in like a supply closet. 44 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,480 This is not professional. 45 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,700 Don't say anything, okay? Don't mention anything. 46 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,360 I don't know. I don't know because you'll tell mom. 47 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,280 We both are going to get in trouble. 48 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,800 Regardless. 49 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,420 I'm not getting in trouble. 50 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,900 Feels like we're getting in trouble right now. 51 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,760 We are not getting in trouble. 52 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:11,810 This guy's taking a long time. 53 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,970 Maybe he gives us more time to think of what to do. 54 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,150 The phone is dead. 55 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,490 We got caught pretty much. 56 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:25,630 I got chased by more cops. 57 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:31,010 Well, maybe if we weren't so negative, we'd find a way out of here. 58 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:32,830 I think he's coming back. 59 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,030 Did he take away your phone? 60 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,430 Yeah, I took everything. 61 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:46,050 Like, I don't even understand how we got in this situation right now. 62 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:54,370 Well, because you wanted a tub and I had to get it for you because you were 63 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,290 being such a little baby about it. 64 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,350 And you can steal your own stuff. 65 00:03:58,550 --> 00:03:59,369 I don't get it. 66 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:02,550 If you wanted to come around with me, you should just do your own thing 67 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,370 obviously this isn't working. 68 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:06,170 I didn't want that tub that bad. 69 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:12,680 I just... It's just a shirt. You don't want to spend money on it, you know? 70 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:20,060 But... Who knew that a mall cop would be chasing us? That makes no sense. 71 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:23,980 You shouldn't have stole it if you didn't think it was worth it either, so 72 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,360 put the blame on me. 73 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:30,820 You asked for the shirt, so I got it for you. I was trying to be a good big 74 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:34,880 sister. I mentioned it, like, once, and then just thought that you wasn't... 75 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,780 Okay, maybe you should stop being ungrateful. 76 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,880 And I would care a little more, but now I don't give a fuck. 77 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:45,440 You know what? Just stop talking to me and don't say anything to the fucking 78 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,440 cop. 79 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,080 I'm going to get in so much fucking trouble. 80 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,880 We're both going to get in trouble. 81 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,020 It's like, well, I didn't take anything. 82 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:08,340 I don't know, maybe he'll look on the camera and just see that you took it. 83 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:10,740 Really? 84 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:14,940 Really, me? I mean... You're gonna say that right now? 85 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:19,180 It's better that way, honestly, because... You better not fucking say 86 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,660 I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking beat you up when we get home. Oh, you cannot 87 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,660 do that. 88 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,700 Oh, yeah? 89 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,460 Wait till you get the fuck out this office. I don't give a fuck. 90 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,600 You're being so unreasonable right now. You stole it. You're being so fucking 91 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,840 immature. I didn't steal it. 92 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,780 Shut the fuck up. 93 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,020 I'm not gonna get in any trouble. 94 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,900 If you don't see anything, I don't get in trouble. 95 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,860 I don't know, there's cameras everywhere. 96 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:57,560 I feel like we were just, like, set up. 97 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,860 I don't think so. I think you were just being obvious. 98 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:07,300 I mean, you were stealing, and you told me, so you shouldn't have told me before 99 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,300 you were going to steal. 100 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:15,280 Then I would have been more casual, but... Where is this guy? 101 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,980 I just want to know what is going on. 102 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,100 He's probably calling Mom right now. 103 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,480 He doesn't have her information, though. 104 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,200 It's not that hard. 105 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:33,330 Do you got weed? 106 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:38,350 I think I dropped my backpack. 107 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,830 I'm always loving it. I need to smoke up this. 108 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,690 Well, if we get in trouble, we're not going to be smoking anything. 109 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,470 I said we're not getting in trouble if you don't say anything! 110 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,910 I don't know why you're yelling at me. 111 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:56,510 Because you keep on saying we're getting in trouble. Just shut the fuck up and 112 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,890 stop saying that. We're not getting in trouble. 113 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,450 Just be casual. 114 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:04,840 Be casual. Remember being casual like earlier? Just be casual, okay? I didn't 115 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,840 such a good job with that. 116 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,160 I know. Just try better. Just try harder. 117 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,660 Can you do that? 118 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,380 Yeah, I guess. 119 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,300 You know what's best. 120 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,820 If you just listen, you won't get in trouble. 121 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,000 Just listen to me, sister. 122 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:24,980 Okay? 123 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,140 Where's this guy? 124 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,560 I don't know. 125 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,539 I don't know. 126 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:30,409 Say it. 127 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,770 Processed paperwork, I think. 128 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:32,970 But what paperwork? 129 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:43,290 He's freaking out right now. Is he calling the cops? Do you think he's 130 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,290 the cops? 131 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:47,870 Well, you said we're not going to get in trouble. Well, I don't know. He hasn't 132 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:51,290 come back. So I'm just thinking that maybe he called the cops already. I 133 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:56,210 know as much information as you do, so... Well, maybe he's seen the cops 134 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,210 was bringing you in here? 135 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:03,500 No. It was pretty, like, he chased me and then, like, pushed me into this 136 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:12,860 I can't believe I dropped my backpack. 137 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,260 Fuck your backpack. 138 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,680 Does it matter? 139 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,220 It's getting fucking hot. 140 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,380 Oh, my God. 141 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,440 I don't know what to do rather than sit here. 142 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,740 It makes no sense why we're in here right now. 143 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,280 There's like a key somewhere to open the door. 144 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,620 Yeah, why is the door locked? 145 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,120 First off, that's weird. 146 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,260 I think that's kind of like illegal to do. 147 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:50,940 Whatever. 148 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,300 I don't know, I feel like... 149 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,580 Looking through the stuff in here is going to just make our situation worse. 150 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,620 I don't think so. It's like lost and bound and like stolen stuff or broken 151 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,640 stuff. So I don't think it really matters. 152 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:12,200 And we're lost, so we can't do shit. So, again, you're not helping. 153 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,020 Why are you going to be so mean in this situation? 154 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,960 Because I'm freaking out. 155 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:19,420 Because I'm not trying to get arrested. 156 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,940 You know what? 157 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,580 I'm just going to sit down and wait until he comes back. 158 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,320 I can't talk to you. Just don't talk to me no more. Please, don't. 159 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:32,460 For the sake of my sanity, don't talk. 160 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:36,180 Well, he's probably going to ask me questions. 161 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:41,640 So if he asks me a question, I just don't say anything. 162 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:46,860 You're right to remain silent. You know you're right. 163 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,660 Again, welcome. 164 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:02,860 Alright. I cannot believe you try to run. 165 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,500 Doesn't say anything. 166 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,720 Well, you kicked after me. 167 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:07,960 Yeah, well, because you ran. 168 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:12,480 Anyway. Well, you know she has asthma. You shouldn't be chasing after a girl 169 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,480 has asthma. 170 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,760 Well. 171 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,420 She could have, like, died. 172 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,320 You're a mall cop. 173 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,200 He's a mall cop. 174 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,580 Yo, why'd you... 175 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:30,090 I'm so sorry, this is my little sister. I'm just being realistic here, you know, 176 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,110 being honest. 177 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:36,750 Well, it's not very funny, considering this is some very serious business. 178 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,130 Very serious business. 179 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,930 I'm going to have to fill out some loss prevention paperwork. 180 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:15,530 So what's going on? 181 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,290 Can we leave? 182 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:23,430 Kind of, the game is quiet at the moment. 183 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:25,570 That would probably be the best way. 184 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,730 Yeah, I mean... 185 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:49,870 Smart Alex in the crowd today. 186 00:11:55,750 --> 00:12:00,710 It's all funny to get a record for shoplifting. Can you call my mom? 187 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:05,290 No. I have to get a record for shoplifting. 188 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:13,150 Because I got some video surveillance of you guys stealing 189 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,610 merchandise in the store. 190 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,110 Well, I didn't steal anything. 191 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,430 Well, that's what everyone says. 192 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,150 But you can look, you said there's tapes. 193 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:22,590 Yeah. 194 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,170 I didn't steal anything. 195 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,410 It was just Gina. 196 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,470 What the fuck? 197 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:30,470 That's great. I'm just being honest. 198 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,070 I'm not trying to get in trouble. She actually rats you out. Is that what? I 199 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:37,810 mean, the cameras just give you the proof anyways. 200 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:43,470 So, basically, what's going to happen here is... 201 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,760 One of two ways we can do this. 202 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200 Call the cops. 203 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 What? 204 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560 Okay. 205 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,800 Just let me talk. 206 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:59,260 Look, my sister didn't do anything, but she was with me. 207 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,120 And I get it. 208 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,700 Maybe I'm a bad example. 209 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,880 And she shouldn't be with me. 210 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:10,280 But maybe calling the cops is a little bit too much, you know? 211 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,060 Maybe you should have thought about it before you stole merchandise from the 212 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,060 store. But I didn't say anything. 213 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,440 Shut the fuck up. 214 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,460 Look. You just continue incriminating yourself. 215 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:26,260 Please, can you just, like, let me pay for it? 216 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:31,320 Yeah. Just, like, I have money. If you give me my bag, I have some money. I 217 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:36,100 forgot to pay for it. Just please, please, please, please, please. I'll pay 218 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,340 it. You don't have to call the cops. 219 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:43,100 We don't even have to, like, talk about this or call my parents or even make a 220 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,240 big issue. Like, please. 221 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:51,530 Go home and pretend nothing happened and... I... 222 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:56,750 Maybe... Look, I'll do anything. 223 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:02,290 How about we start with this? Let me continue what I have to do, my job. 224 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:05,610 Do you have any identification between the two of you? 225 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:07,510 Let's start there. 226 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,610 I... No, I lost my bag while you were chasing me. 227 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,350 I don't have an ID. 228 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:21,500 I'm going to have to pick the name and address it here on the paperwork. 229 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:28,180 So if you could just do the right thing and do that, you can start with the 230 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,180 guilty one. 231 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,600 It's anywhere, right? It's anywhere, 232 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,740 right? Yeah, right where it says identification, if you don't have any, 233 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:44,740 fill in that area. 234 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,300 Perpetrator. Yeah. 235 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,940 This is my name. 236 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,480 And your address. Oh, you have the same address. 237 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,360 Yeah. With sisters. 238 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:02,380 I was kind of leaning towards that, but I wasn't entirely sure. 239 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,060 Sisters. 240 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,560 Like Thelma and Louise. 241 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,380 Yeah. 242 00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:22,960 Kind of funny. All right, and this is 2325 Cobblestone Street. 243 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,740 Is it a legitimate address? 244 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,280 Yeah. 245 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 Mm -hmm. 246 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,280 You sound so, like, positive. 247 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560 I believe her. 248 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,700 I mean... Great. 249 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,560 I'm pretty excited. 250 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:51,800 I'm sure a moral cop can just look up the names, right? Because you're a cop. 251 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,240 Okay. All right. That's what I meant. All right. 252 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,560 Just keep thinking. You're getting deeper and deeper in trouble. 253 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,320 What are the consequences of an action zone? 254 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,580 The police will come get you. In fact, let me make a phone call here. 255 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,260 Yes. 256 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,650 This is the general store that I'm at. 257 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:21,830 I got some... Yeah, I got a few young ladies shoplifting. 258 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:29,190 I'm going to send the cops. 259 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:30,830 Why? 260 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:31,950 I'm going to call you back. 261 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:37,650 I have a job to do. If you guys don't agree to go along with it, then... 262 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,730 You know, you two... 263 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:46,490 If there's any attempt to handle this in any serious matter, have you guys been 264 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:47,890 drinking or smoking? 265 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,270 No. 266 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,950 No, not at all. I'm a good girl. 267 00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:04,690 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please, please, please. At what point are you 268 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,690 to get serious? 269 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,130 We're very serious about this. We just don't know what's going on. 270 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:14,369 station and be out of my fucking hair we don't need to do all that that's like 271 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:18,410 extra work for you so why would you need less work for me actually they'll come 272 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:23,390 and i'll just make you know sit here and until they get here look i didn't take 273 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:29,490 you away and there'll be that i didn't mean to steal i forgot to pay it's an 274 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:36,190 honest mistake and like i said i'm sorry for us making a day 275 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,190 harder 276 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:41,270 Because I got a job to do. Of course, yeah, I know. You got a job, and you 277 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:44,530 hard, and you seem like a nice guy. 278 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,750 And we're just kids. 279 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,090 We make mistakes. 280 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:54,550 And I just hope that you see through this and, like me, give us a chance. 281 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,550 We can laugh about it later, you know? 282 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:57,970 Yeah. 283 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,430 Well, get ready. You're all right. I got some more paperwork to get. I'm going 284 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,430 to go across the street. 285 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,420 Just... Just think about it, please. What more paperwork? 286 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,160 My job is to stay in there. 287 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,340 No fine business. 288 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:21,220 You're making it a lot harder for me, aren't you? We're both making it harder. 289 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,460 You just gotta kiss the little ass. 290 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,300 He's a mall cop. 291 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,120 He's a mall cop. 292 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,160 I can't take this seriously, honey. 293 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,200 the mock -up because I can't stop laughing about it. 294 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,260 I don't think he locked the door. 295 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,640 Let's see if he locked the door at least one more time before he comes back. 296 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:50,240 And if he doesn't, I'm scared that he's going to walk through that door. I'm so 297 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240 scared. 298 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:10,070 Did you try to, like, budge it a little? Like, shake the doorknob? I'm scared. 299 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:13,210 I'm scared that he's going to come through that door and then we're going 300 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,550 in more trouble because it looks like we're escaping. 301 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:19,030 And I'm not trying to make this worse. 302 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,350 I don't know what to do anymore. 303 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,090 I try to be nice. 304 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,810 I try to kiss her. 305 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,170 I don't know. 306 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:31,610 Depending on what this paperwork looks like, because that's what he's talking 307 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:32,710 about, this dang paperwork. 308 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,260 Just beg, beg, beg, beg, beg. 309 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,460 Don't give me that face. 310 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,140 Who wants to do that? That's like demoralizing. 311 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,220 What do you mean? Look, I'm not trying to get in trouble. 312 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,660 And if you don't listen to me, we're going to get in trouble. 313 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,520 Just please, just go with it. Just go with it. 314 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,620 Just go with it. Just go with it, please. 315 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,110 You don't get any loot on you, do you? 316 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,530 No, it's in my backpack. 317 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:11,730 Okay, I'm just making sure. 318 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,670 What? 319 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:24,610 I thought there was... I don't know, I heard a door. 320 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,150 Maybe I'm just scared. 321 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:28,370 You're being paranoid. 322 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,910 Okay, I'm getting claustrophobic here. I need to get the fuck out of here. 323 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,860 There is so much stuff in here. 324 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,840 Do you see that window? 325 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,180 Is that a window up there? 326 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,240 Oh my gosh, we're not going to go through that window. 327 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:54,800 This is crazy. 328 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,280 Just shut up and let me do this. 329 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:03,280 You're going to do this and he's going to come back and... Excuse me, what are 330 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280 you doing? 331 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,740 What the hell on earth are you doing in this window? 332 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:10,070 Is she trying to escape? Is that what this is? 333 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:14,590 No, she's just like... Look, I threw up something up there and she like... Oh, 334 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:16,990 please don't crash. Get back down. 335 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:27,390 In all my years working at this place, I've never came in contact with such a 336 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,430 crazy girl. 337 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,990 Oh, God. 338 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:33,530 Crazy. 339 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:36,830 Anyway, so... I found... 340 00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:39,680 Your storm shorts, too? 341 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,900 Yeah, and a little top. 342 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,140 Oh, wow! 343 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,560 I reviewed the camera, and there it was. 344 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,640 I'd never seen it before. Your little friend here. 345 00:21:53,320 --> 00:22:00,040 So, let's start with a little search here. I'm going to do a little 346 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,460 search, because I want to see if you have any other items. What? No, but what 347 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,179 you mean? 348 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,980 We're going to search you. 349 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,740 Look, look, look, look, look. 350 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,680 Look, just keep it simple. 351 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:18,000 If you do what I tell you, let's just say you do what I tell you and follow my 352 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,260 rule of hearing. 353 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:25,720 Quite possibly go away and get away with this and nobody will ever know nothing. 354 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,980 You feel me? You get me? You get my drift? 355 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,960 Otherwise, I can make this a big deal, call the cops, they'll come down and 356 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,300 you guns out of my hair. No, we don't need all that. 357 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540 Out of my hair. 358 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:39,530 Listen to him, please. And that would be that. So let's start. Take this off, 359 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:40,690 please. 360 00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:41,750 We'll do one at a time. 361 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,870 I just don't understand why she has to take her clothes off. 362 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,590 Well, because I found these items. 363 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:53,310 And it's quite possible you can have some other merchandise, so I want to 364 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,670 sure. It's my job. 365 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:55,930 You get it? 366 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,850 Do you see what she's wearing? 367 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,650 Yeah. She could easily be hiding something. 368 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,750 No? 369 00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:08,180 I don't really feel comfortable. 370 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,020 It's not about comfort. 371 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,420 Is this like in your jurisdiction? 372 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,080 Yeah, absolutely. 373 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:18,620 Once that door's closed, I am the law. 374 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,400 Yeah. 375 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:27,840 I don't... I really don't think... I don't feel comfortable with my sister 376 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,280 it. Is there any way that maybe... Yeah, this is really weird. You'd think you'd 377 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,280 be even more comfortable. 378 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,480 I could split yours up and do this one at a time. Would you rather do that? 379 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,480 Where are you going to bring her? 380 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:42,100 I'll take her to another holding room there on the other side of the building. 381 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,560 Probably not. 382 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:49,240 I don't feel comfortable being in this room alone. 383 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,800 Why don't you just cooperate with what I'm saying? 384 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,080 You'll see that if you do what I tell you, you'll play along with my little... 385 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,620 Okay. It's quite possible you could... 386 00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:00,370 Just the strip store. Go away. 387 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:03,490 We'll be done with this. There's no cops involved. None of that. 388 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,209 Just the search. 389 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,210 No cops? 390 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:08,030 You're going to get searched either way. 391 00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:11,210 Either by me or the officers down at the station. 392 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:18,750 So... This is not going to go away. Just cooperate and do what I tell you. And 393 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:24,330 it's quite possible that if you do whatever I say, you can be out of here. 394 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,550 Okay. 395 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:27,290 All right? So off with the skirt. 396 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,580 And you two, how about you get the jacket off? Let me get my stuff back, 397 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,980 Absolutely, you get everything back. I just got this though. 398 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:39,420 Maybe you should have thought about this prior to, you know, hanging out with 399 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,380 your... She's my sister. 400 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,080 Yeah, she's a bad influence. 401 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,700 Let me see the jacket. 402 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,460 Two of you and one of me. 403 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,720 That's true. 404 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,590 notion of overpowering me. I don't even think about it. 405 00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,090 I didn't think. 406 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:03,470 Good. 407 00:25:03,990 --> 00:25:05,990 Turn around. 408 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:13,570 Hand me the hand me this here. 409 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:15,410 Wow. 410 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:18,670 I think you can lose your pants too. How's that? 411 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,810 Don't you think we're out of time though? 412 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:23,770 I can do it. 413 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:27,060 It's not a football team in here. It's only two girls. It should be all right. 414 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,800 I don't feel so good about this. 415 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080 No? 416 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,300 No. 417 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,540 You should have thought about it when you saw these two items. 418 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,200 I mean, like... You did take them, right? You confessed. 419 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:47,120 You kind of made me aware of that. 420 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,200 I looked at the tape and thought it was... 421 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:55,510 Got you. 422 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:04,030 Never expected you, your weekend to be like this, did it? Hanging out with your 423 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,030 criminal sister. 424 00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:07,910 I think that's a little harsh. 425 00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,230 Comics, please. 426 00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:12,590 No. Absolutely. Look, that's completely. 427 00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,250 That is not, that is not. 428 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,520 I'm not changing in front of my sister. I'm not getting naked in front of my 429 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,760 sister, especially not a stranger. 430 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,760 Let me just call the police. I'm tired. 431 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:22,860 Okay, okay, okay. Please, please, please. 432 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,960 How quickly your story changes. 433 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please, 434 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,840 please. You make me try to deal with that one more time. I'm going to call 435 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,759 police. No, okay, okay. 436 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,760 Let's try to do it. 437 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,480 Can you look away? 438 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680 Can you look away? 439 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,470 Like, I don't want to watch. You guys were born and raised together. 440 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:47,190 But it's different. We're, like, older and developed and stuff. 441 00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:49,110 Yeah, I can see that. 442 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:50,630 It's kind of exciting. 443 00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:57,510 Not every day I get two pretty hot sisters in my office. 444 00:26:58,090 --> 00:27:01,150 Are you getting off on this? This is not, like, a fantasy. 445 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:06,410 Wait, wait. Are you getting off on this right now? Because... Look, my job isn't 446 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:07,410 very exciting. 447 00:27:07,450 --> 00:27:11,680 And today, like, today comes and... There's two pretty girls in my office 448 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:17,620 because one had the brainiac idea of stealing and the other one's here now 449 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,200 of because of her sister. 450 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,500 And... And you have a boner. 451 00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:26,500 Ha! Would you look at that? 452 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,580 Look. 453 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,500 It's one mall cop with a boner or... 454 00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:37,050 Other cops coming down here without boners, maybe even a female cop who's 455 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:40,150 hard -on. All right, all right, all right. Hard -on for you. Please, can you 456 00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:42,870 just... I'm not threatening. Yes, you are. 457 00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,570 Well, look. 458 00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:47,310 Look, you're about to make my sister cry. 459 00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:54,290 This is really uncomfortable for us, and she didn't do anything wrong. If you're 460 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,830 going to do anything, then just do it with me and just leave her out of it, 461 00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,050 because I don't want anything. 462 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:00,470 Like, just leave her. 463 00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:01,670 Okay. 464 00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:03,519 Thank you. 465 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,840 Topping your onesie to get out there. 466 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,320 This is your last chance. 467 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:14,760 You need to cooperate or call the cops to see what my 468 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,440 job has to do. 469 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,420 We can put it on after, right? I need to know that you have no other merchandise 470 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:23,420 on you. 471 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,280 Or weapons, for that matter, that you can hurt me with. 472 00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:39,690 to like i feel like it's pretty obvious like you can just like touch oh yeah you 473 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:46,450 don't need touch i mean for the third yeah your 474 00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:51,810 sister giving you eight great ideas here just take your you take your come on 475 00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:52,810 let's go 476 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,580 Really? Yeah. 477 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,700 This is from my store. I feel violated. 478 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:11,060 This is your store? 479 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,240 Well, I work here. It's my job to protect it. 480 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600 All right. 481 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:20,360 You stand over there. 482 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:26,660 I've just got a wall there. And you, put them out to your side like this. 483 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,380 This is so weird. 484 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,320 Look, you're naked. Who cares? 485 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:36,290 Alright, 486 00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:38,350 now spread your legs. 487 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:46,510 I like my job 488 00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:47,510 sometimes. 489 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,610 I don't think that's part of the search. 490 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:51,090 It's part of my search. 491 00:29:51,650 --> 00:29:52,770 Here, sit down. 492 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,230 Part of my search. 493 00:29:56,990 --> 00:29:59,690 I'm going to take some photographs. 494 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,290 Like this? 495 00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:02,690 Yeah, absolutely. 496 00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,020 Wait, you can't do that. 497 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,680 Look, the door shuts, and this is my room. 498 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,100 Can we, like, take pictures while, like, our clothes are on? Because that makes 499 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,100 a little bit more sense. 500 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,040 Listen, I don't feel comfortable like this. Like, I'd rather you do anything 501 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,920 else. Look, look, please don't, don't. Just let me do what I do. I'll do 502 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,800 anything else. I just, I don't want you taking pictures of my life if you do 503 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,359 like that. 504 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360 All right. 505 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,080 That's tough shit. 506 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,860 Wow, I thought you were a nice guy. 507 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,520 I am a nice guy. 508 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,100 Just trying to do my job. All right. Turn to the right. 509 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,340 Okay. Face away from me. 510 00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:44,739 Face away? 511 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:46,680 Yeah. What do you mean? Why? 512 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,760 Because I particularly like this camera. 513 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:53,340 That's not a standard shot that people do. 514 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,620 Look at that tattoo. 515 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,020 Wow. 516 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,220 Really? 517 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,280 You were not supposed to find out. 518 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,180 That's a nice tattoo. 519 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:04,870 What are you talking about? 520 00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:07,610 Don't compliment my little sister like that. 521 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,150 It's a nice tattoo, though. 522 00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:14,210 Can't you put her clothes back on? Yeah, I think we're done with this. No, you 523 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,209 should just sit. 524 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:18,450 You didn't know? She didn't know you had a tattoo like that? 525 00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:20,770 No. 526 00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:21,930 We're not that close. 527 00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:24,170 Have a seat. 528 00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:25,830 Okay, okay. 529 00:31:26,890 --> 00:31:27,890 Alright. 530 00:31:29,610 --> 00:31:31,530 You should have thought about this before you stole. 531 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400 From my store. 532 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,900 This is my store. I protect it. 533 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,920 I take my job very fiercely. 534 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,140 Did I do it right? 535 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,600 Turn away from me. 536 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,540 You should be flattered. I'm asking you to turn away from me. 537 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:52,380 This is not okay. 538 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,720 Alright. 539 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,080 I like those pictures. 540 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,880 Here, I'll tell you what. 541 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:02,470 Got it both hooked down. 542 00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:06,450 I'm going to make this more comfortable for you. 543 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:09,650 Sit right on there. 544 00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:11,109 What's in there? 545 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:12,250 Oh, you don't want to do that. 546 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:13,470 Sit right on there. 547 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:18,750 You let me finish explaining how this is going to go, or I am going to call the 548 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:19,750 cops. 549 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,550 Okay? We just did all this? 550 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,190 Yeah. 551 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:31,350 I don't say anything anymore. 552 00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:36,770 And just for the record, so you know, this is all being videotaped. 553 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:42,330 What? Got a camera over here, a camera up there, a camera over there. 554 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,650 Which means I got you by the balls. I got you by the balls. 555 00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,050 Are you blackmailing us now? 556 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:54,070 I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying. If you don't do what I tell 557 00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,160 Well, that's my sister. I can't do anything with my sister. I'm not asking 558 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,400 to do anything with your sister. 559 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,500 But you get my drift, right? You guys cooperate and do what I tell you. 560 00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:12,180 And you can be out of here and on your way in about a half hour. 561 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,100 Could you be more specific? 562 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:19,820 Well, I think you guys got to get the gist of what 563 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:23,700 I'm asking you to do. 564 00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:33,820 Play along with my little game and We could be done here 565 00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:38,680 and you can be out of here Go against me and I'll call the cops don't come down 566 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,340 you get dressed caught you off and whatever they do Not my concern 567 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:50,080 Look at this think of this thinking like this 568 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,200 Let's just say 569 00:33:55,530 --> 00:33:56,970 Two beautiful girls. 570 00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:01,470 In my office. 571 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,150 And. 572 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:08,590 You have something I want. 573 00:34:11,389 --> 00:34:12,590 If you just play along. 574 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:15,210 If you just play along with it. 575 00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:18,429 You can be out of here in no time. 576 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:21,570 What do you say? 577 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,250 Well, it sounds like you're giving us no choice. 578 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:28,710 She's pretty smart. 579 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,929 That's why you hang out with her, right? She's smarter than you. 580 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:39,110 Obviously, not to steal, because you're the one who got caught. 581 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:44,010 So, you noticed something earlier. 582 00:34:45,130 --> 00:34:51,230 Maybe that's actually what I was hoping that would happen. Ew. 583 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:56,310 Yeah, I know. It's generally the consensus. 584 00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,010 What's your fantasy? 585 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,090 A young girl? Young sisters? 586 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:01,629 Oh, no. 587 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:02,930 That you pick up from the mall? 588 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,310 Like I said, it's the first time I've ever had sisters. 589 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,490 So it's actually pretty exciting. 590 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,170 What do you say you cooperate with me? 591 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:20,950 I'll do it. 592 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,680 Yeah? 593 00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:33,660 I'll do it, but just... Not my sister. 594 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,040 She's definitely proud of it. 595 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,180 Well, unfortunately, we're in Cowboy. 596 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:42,960 So, it's kind of difficult. 597 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,060 She's involved now at this point. 598 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,860 What do you think? 599 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,560 These little team here. 600 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,360 That's something you could learn. I'm not doing anything with my sister. 601 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:10,640 You're not touching your sister at all. 602 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:16,520 I wouldn't, I wouldn't, when that happened, I wouldn't do that to you. 603 00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,060 Who wants to go first? 604 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,900 Just till you finish, right? Just like, you know. 605 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,340 I'm just going to have some fun with you. 606 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:34,480 You know, make a little video. 607 00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:36,840 It'll be mine forever. 608 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,040 Scout's honor. I was a Boy Scout. 609 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,180 And then I'll let you go. 610 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,740 Disagree with me and I'll call the cops and they'll come down and... 611 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:50,970 Okay, okay. 612 00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:51,990 Look, look, look, look. 613 00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:56,070 Proceed with their proceedings and that'll be that. 614 00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:59,670 I'll do it. I'm just not going to speak for my sister. 615 00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:04,530 If she's going to do it, she'll say it. But I'll do it, like I said. 616 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,430 Put your hand up. 617 00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:08,690 Shake on it. 618 00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:20,950 Oh my god, buddy. This is crazy. 619 00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:23,010 It's a mall cop. 620 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:24,710 This is awesome. 621 00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:30,370 Is this like a normal day for you? 622 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:34,770 No. Normal day is me sitting behind the monitor watching. 623 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,530 I'm only hoping I catch one. 624 00:37:42,330 --> 00:37:44,070 Today I got two. This is awesome. 625 00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:46,370 Here. 626 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:54,080 Could be worse. I could be some 300 -pound fat guy. 627 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,580 It's so weird. My sister's here. Like, I'm not looking. 628 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:04,080 So, if your sister wasn't here, would you be more comfortable? 629 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440 I mean, a little bit more. 630 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,820 Really? Yeah. 631 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,940 What if I just brought her to another room? 632 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,440 No, we've got to be together. 633 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:13,420 It's not safe. 634 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,100 Well, 635 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:18,780 why don't we get started and then... 636 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,340 Let's see if we can get out of here. 637 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,300 Let's just get it over with. Let me just look at you for a second. 638 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,260 Put your arms down by your side. You're so pretty. 639 00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:32,060 I'm not going to hurt you, I promise. You don't got to see anymore. 640 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,360 Let me see. 641 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,720 Can we just like get this over with? 642 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880 Sure. 643 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920 Here. 644 00:39:01,609 --> 00:39:07,410 first dude we have to get this over with we can't just keep stalling 645 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:14,390 what do you think about that yep that's looks like a dick to 646 00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:20,930 me touch it I can't listen to this right now touch it 647 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,290 go ahead 648 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,690 Well, that's me touching it. 649 00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:35,510 Yep. 650 00:39:38,450 --> 00:39:40,410 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 651 00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:42,070 Do that so you can't hear. 652 00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:51,390 It can't be the first one you've ever seen. 653 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:55,210 No, but, like, you know, it's the circumstances. 654 00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:58,190 Oh, they're not typical, right? Yeah. 655 00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:01,310 Sorry. So you don't have no idea of having fun. 656 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,880 Use your imagination. 657 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,140 Do we have to? Like, really? 658 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500 Look at me. 659 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,580 Just get it over with so we can just go home. 660 00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,580 Now, don't try any funny business. 661 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,700 Like what? Biting? Bite. 662 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,480 That'd be messy. 663 00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,060 Yeah. 664 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,160 I really don't want to do this. This is so wrong. 665 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,460 Give me your last chance. 666 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,400 Wait, what are you doing? 667 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,660 Okay, okay, please, okay, look. 668 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,380 Look, guys, I don't have all night, okay? 669 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,220 I got a date later. 670 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,020 Oh, really? 671 00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:47,420 Yeah. 672 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,980 Girl that works in the lingerie section. 673 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:53,420 Oh. 674 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:56,040 Don't you dare tell her. 675 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,340 I don't even know who she is. 676 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:58,980 Good. 677 00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:04,690 Could be worse. I could be asking you to do some... You're not going to do it 678 00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:05,690 alone. 679 00:41:06,670 --> 00:41:07,670 That's so weird. 680 00:41:09,630 --> 00:41:10,970 Pretend I'm like your boyfriend. 681 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:15,170 You know what I mean? 682 00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:18,410 Right? 683 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:24,250 I'm pretty, you know, hygiene, smell good, right? I'm not like a slob or 684 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,250 anything. 685 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:40,860 just close your eyes i don't want to hear you right now 686 00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:09,620 Come here, stand up. 687 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:11,780 No, you're not finished. 688 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:14,540 Just getting started. Why don't we just both bend over? 689 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:16,020 You know what this means, right? 690 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:18,540 Anybody allergic to penis? 691 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:19,940 Oh, no. 692 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,740 You got jokes. 693 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,220 Maybe he's brought paper scissors. 694 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,780 Oh, my gosh. 695 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:30,500 Just get it over with. 696 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,560 do with this film? 697 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,320 I'm making a documentary. 698 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:51,140 I'm just making my own little... It's my own little... 699 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:55,020 What? 700 00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,900 You got another camera? 701 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,800 Yeah. 702 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,200 Just... Did you ever hear that? 703 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,520 About that reference? 704 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,060 If you don't have any video, it never happened. 705 00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:27,090 I heard you. 706 00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,870 Just stay right there. 707 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,290 Put this right there. 708 00:43:37,690 --> 00:43:39,630 Take my shirt off, if you don't mind. 709 00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:42,970 Whatever helps you. 710 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,830 Come faster. 711 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:05,900 This is so wrong. 712 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:14,420 I can't even listen to this right now. 713 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:55,070 Your sister seems to be a little more acclimated to bigger penises. What's she 714 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:56,069 been doing? 715 00:44:56,070 --> 00:44:58,810 Well, she's probably not enjoying it as much, you know. 716 00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:00,050 You are? 717 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:01,450 Good. 718 00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:04,490 You know, I don't have a girlfriend. 719 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,390 I thought you were about to go on a date. 720 00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:09,270 Well, I don't have a girlfriend. 721 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,620 Be honest with me. 722 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,860 It's got to feel good a little bit. 723 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,600 This is wrong. 724 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:05,800 Oh, it's okay. 725 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,860 Oh, my 726 00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:15,620 God. 727 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,620 Oh, easy. 728 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,140 It's not every day I get to... 729 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:31,750 Just do what you have to do. 730 00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:37,750 Oh, my God. 731 00:46:42,210 --> 00:46:43,670 Oh, my God. 732 00:46:47,110 --> 00:46:47,710 You 733 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:57,550 guys 734 00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:58,670 just lube laying around? 735 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:20,000 Sounds like you're hurting her. 736 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:55,020 Turn over I think that was 737 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,180 like a lot already 738 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,660 Mr. Walcott. Hey. 739 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,900 Oh, 740 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:47,840 my God. 741 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,560 Oh, 742 00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:02,720 my 743 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,300 God, quit. 744 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:07,420 Just do what you have to do. 745 00:49:10,670 --> 00:49:13,570 Janet, you just gotta do it and get it over with. 746 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,410 It could be worse. 747 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:18,110 We're not even to anal yet. 748 00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:21,890 What? I love that joke. 749 00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:23,130 It's always good. 750 00:49:23,410 --> 00:49:24,410 Come here. 751 00:49:27,370 --> 00:49:28,370 What? 752 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:32,150 Usually I say it when I'm inside of you. 753 00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:36,030 And then when you go, what? Your pussy strings up real quick. 754 00:49:36,650 --> 00:49:37,650 It's tight. 755 00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:44,690 I'm still trying to be a gentleman. 756 00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:56,950 Just let me... Just let me fuck you and then we'll be done. 757 00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:43,980 Can you just... Can you just get it over with, please? Please, I 758 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:47,760 just... I just wanna go home. 759 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,680 Come here, somebody. 760 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,260 Sit right here. 761 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,580 Alright, come here. 762 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,840 Who wants to go next? 763 00:53:10,180 --> 00:53:11,520 I guess I'll go. 764 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,720 Alright, come on. 765 00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:18,340 You're so close to being finished, I promise. 766 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:21,040 You stay right there. 767 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,040 This is so wrong. I don't even want to be in here while this is happening. 768 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,160 The 769 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:46,340 quicker 770 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,580 you guys make them come, the quicker it'll be over. 771 00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,310 Let's collaborate. 772 00:54:34,430 --> 00:54:35,590 It'll be over soon. 773 00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:36,850 You want to switch? 774 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:55,540 I know I'm creepy but 775 00:55:17,890 --> 00:55:21,990 Oh my god, are you close yet? 776 00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:46,070 Fuck. 777 00:58:50,259 --> 00:58:53,420 oh my god 778 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,140 You and I kill you. 779 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,840 You're doing so good. 780 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,660 I promise I'll let you go. 781 01:00:11,790 --> 01:00:12,950 but they're real good 782 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,280 What am I gonna do? 783 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:55,180 Come here, let your sister go. 784 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,320 Oh my god, that sounds so weird. 785 01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,200 Don't say that. 786 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,780 I don't feel so good about this. 787 01:01:41,370 --> 01:01:43,010 You're making me want to make this guy cum. 788 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,280 I don't really care that's right now. 789 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:28,860 No, this wasn't your ideal day, girl, but... You were supposed to come all 790 01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:29,860 me. 791 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,980 Well, you can go now. 792 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:36,060 How's that? I'm ready to deal with you, right? 793 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,640 Can I just get my clothes and my phone? 794 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,500 Sure. 795 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,080 I cannot believe this right now. 796 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,840 I'm mad. 797 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,820 I'll help you clean up a little bit. I need to get cleaned up first before I 798 01:03:52,820 --> 01:03:54,160 out of here. Just go into the lavatory outside. 799 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,080 Just be happy you can walk out of here in handcuffs. 800 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,360 Let's get out of here. 801 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:06,820 You're just going to grab our clothes and go? 802 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:10,680 Yeah, just like that. Just like you did earlier. 803 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,380 Grab my clothes and stole them. 804 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,900 Or she did. 805 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:16,020 You did good, I'll tell you. 806 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:21,140 Can you stop talking about this thing's fucking feet? 807 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:22,580 Come on, let's go home. 808 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,040 You need to get dressed.