1 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:17,660 (Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) It'd be nice to be a dog, wouldn't it? Like a pit, just like, you don't have to talk to 2 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,980 no one, no one can really talk to you because you can just look at them and like they're 3 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:26,760 complete bellends. But, look, look, wouldn't it be great to sit there, you don't have to 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:31,340 answer anyone, you've got no problems, you don't give a monkeys, just make sure I'm fed 5 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:37,120 and I will trot around and sit there and do whatever I want. What a dog's life, eh? 6 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:41,220 If she's pregnant, it'll be great, but we'll know that tomorrow probably. Right, here goes 7 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:45,580 the Tipperary, let's have a little look here. I've lost Blondie as well, I don't know where 8 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:50,680 she's gone. It looks like that's just been done. That's basically another helipad, isn't 9 00:00:50,680 --> 00:01:10,260 it? Whoever thought the country life was a peaceful life had never stepped foot into 10 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:20,720 my corner of West Sussex. I tell you now, this ain't worth the grief. I'm done! I'm 11 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:25,660 eight weeks into my latest build project and it's not just the gang that's crazy this 12 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:34,800 year. Work on the manor house is at full throttle. Now you're talking about bringing someone in, 13 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,620 now you're starting to frighten me. It's nothing. Because now you're going to be 50 under grand, 14 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:44,060 aren't you? So bad, this is. And the costs are skyrocketing. Not a dollar over 30 grand. 15 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:49,200 With no end in sight. Then he rings me up, he goes, 48 grand. I went mental. How much 16 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:55,380 today? Well, normal price. What, make it up as I go along price? Exactly. How much is it? If 17 00:01:55,380 --> 00:02:00,560 you bought it online, two and a half thousand. I wouldn't buy it online, but I'd give you 500 for 18 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:07,820 it. Oh my, good God. Thousands are going out the window, out the sunroof, the window. Things on 19 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:13,240 toast this month, then. I know a ballpark, what it is. It's going to be 500 to a million by the 20 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,160 time we're done, because you keep un-urping stuff. I open my account and don't watch this. 21 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:29,620 Whilst it's going like the clappers up here, down by the goat pen, Wobbs's clearance crew 22 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:36,200 have come to a standstill. Come on. Instead of munching a clear path through the woods, 23 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:44,980 this lot are more interested in Wobbly's nuts. I knew this would happen. Come on. They don't want 24 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:53,720 to be locked in there for the day. That's what it is. They're not silly. Come on. They're getting 25 00:02:53,720 --> 00:03:02,300 on my tits, these goats. Tell you what, this ain't going to want to get caught. I signed up for the 26 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:08,160 goat project. Wobbs, can you build us a goat pen? No problem. But then, can you put the goats out 27 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:13,100 in the morning? Can you get the goats in in the evening? Can you feed the goats? Can you milk 28 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:28,200 the goats? Can you look after the goats? Yeah. Come on. Gotcha. Right, come on. Chin goes through 29 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,960 there and that goes over his head. Do you think a donkey would be better? No, I think a machine 30 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:39,600 would go through there in about 10 minutes, done, smash. That one's gone. Come here. Oh, 31 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:45,460 that's his bollocks. Just wait there. Come on. 32 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:08,380 No, I've been chasing goats about. It's definitely a two-man job putting them out in the morning, 33 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:14,720 honestly. Yeah, not easy. Now I've got a cold breakfast because I've been chasing 34 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:24,440 goats around the countryside. Oh, nice. There you go. I would like to sit down and renegotiate 35 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:37,930 my contract, please. I'm spending hand over fist on me 300-year-old fixer-upper. So these goats 36 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:44,050 are one drain on the old wallet I need to put a stopper in. The goats were never going to earn 37 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:49,490 their keep. I think you needed six or eight big ones to come in. When I saw them, it was end of 38 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:54,710 story. I've got so much to do with Wobbly. I've taken him off the construction and given him 39 00:04:54,710 --> 00:05:01,050 a bit of an holiday, to be fair, but they're jobs I need doing. And running a petting zoo ain't one 40 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:06,790 of them. So as they're not pulling their weight... Am I pleased to see this young lady? She's come 41 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:15,590 to end my goat-keeping career. I'm cancelling their contracts. Right, ready, Bob? Yeah, let's try. 42 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:25,570 Come on then. Here we go. This is the governor, this one. Mummy here. She's the one. 43 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:32,670 I think it was a big ask to get them to do what Vinnie wanted them to do. So it didn't go that 44 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:38,810 well, really. We didn't go well at all, really, because they hardly touched it. So I'd say it was a 45 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:51,830 complete waste of time. I wouldn't mind buying some goats. Oh, fuck off. The little holiday's over with the goats 46 00:05:53,050 --> 00:06:00,170 and he's going back on the tools. So that's that. Bye. Time and patience is in short supply 47 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:04,870 at the moment, so Wobbly's little posse is one addition to the farm I'm glad to see the back of. 48 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:10,990 Especially as I've got another one about to blow into town. 49 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:19,010 Are you okay? Yeah. I've just spoken to Colesie. He's in a bit of a bad way, I think, honey. 50 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:27,730 He ain't got nowhere to live. Me and Colesie, we go back to when we were 10-ish, football, 51 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:34,470 common denominator with a lot of my friends, football. He is the kind of lad that would win 52 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:39,570 the lottery and lose the ticket on the way to collect his winnings. He finished with his 53 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:44,210 girlfriend, the relationship went, lost his job and everything, and I got a call. I said, come here, 54 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:51,290 get your stuff, come down the farm, we'll sort something out. What I'll do is give him his old 55 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:56,090 job back driving. He can come with me while I'm on the gentleman. We're all over the place this year. 56 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:59,630 We're at Ashcombe, we're at Badminton, Beaconsfield, we're at West Wycombe. 57 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:03,930 Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do all that driving, love. He knows the ropes around the film set, 58 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:08,570 you know. But do you want me to pass over any duties to him? It'll just be like a PA. If you've 59 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:13,410 got things to do, he loves driving, that's his thing. He's going to be the new PA? Yeah. 60 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:20,650 Not figures and paperwork and all that. Right. No, just like if we got a few days off, 61 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:24,030 you know, he can go and do the dry cleaning runs and stuff like that. Okay. 62 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:33,630 Colesy and Vinny have got a massive amount of history and it's very sweet that Colesy has 63 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:40,450 called Vinny in his moment of need and Vinny's been able to offer that help. I mean, 64 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:44,850 just how much testosterone can you handle? I'm just surrounded by boys. 65 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,870 Throw in another one. What difference does it make? 66 00:07:57,170 --> 00:08:01,790 This year, my crazy gang has spread over 2,000 acres of countryside. 67 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:08,490 So although it may feel like they're playing at opposing ends, 68 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:12,010 my breakfast club gets us all back on the same side. 69 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:17,230 You know, I went and sat up there with a dog on top of that hill last night for about 50 minutes 70 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:23,870 and it was just unbelievable, just watching the wildlife. Breakfast club, to me, it's going to be 71 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,790 going back a little bit to Yellowstone. A lot of the scenes are in the bunkhouse and they're 72 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:31,909 playing cards or they're having breakfast, I mean. So I just said to them, Andy, come in, 73 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:40,570 cook us all a lovely big fry up and happy days. All the helipad lights are in, so you can switch 74 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:44,110 them from your phone when you're up in the helicopter. We chew the fat, we put everything 75 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:49,110 to rights, we see what's going on, good for camaraderie. We're getting there, yeah, yeah. 76 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:52,990 But there's these little bits added on, well, you know, that crack. 77 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,790 Yeah, but can you just? Yes. 78 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,090 You know, when we get going again, we're on the front foot. 79 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:02,590 What's the plan, Robs? What's the plan down there? 80 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:05,610 It's cracking on, mate. 81 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:14,390 There's not many places you work where the guy you're working for basically prepares 82 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:17,770 you all breakfast and you sit down and you have a chat. It's lovely. 83 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:24,150 And heading in for today's fry up is me old mucker from way back, Colesie. 84 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:32,870 Oh, Colesie. So back to the farm. Yeah. You've spoken to Vin. Yeah, he said, 85 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:37,190 I think it might be your lucky day. How do you fancy coming on The Gentleman? I love the film 86 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:41,550 sets. You know, I was there from his very first film to his, he took me to America for Gone in 87 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:46,830 60 Seconds. Oh, wow. How was that? I loved it. It's like two little kids we were, wasn't we? 88 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:52,690 You know? What's so lovely about Vinnie and Colesie's friendship is they've known each 89 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:58,590 other for so long. You can't buy the time that you've spent with somebody. It's history that 90 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:04,510 they've got together. Angelina Jolie, first night I was there, I used to smoke cigars and she came 91 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,490 up to me and said, you got a spare cigar? I didn't know who she was. I thought she was an extra. 92 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:11,690 And she said to me, what do you want with your life? And I said, well, I'm absolutely, 93 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:14,770 I don't know. I'm over the moon at the moment. You know, it don't get better than this. 94 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:19,170 What was her name, Tim Reed? Lara Croft. 95 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:24,130 That's it. Okay, yes. Never seen one. Never seen Tim. Never seen one. 96 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:29,810 Welcome, welcome. Thank you. Here we are. You've landed and we got here in one piece. 97 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,950 We did. Thank you very much. Much appreciated. You are welcome. 98 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,970 Hello. Hello, everybody. How are you doing? 99 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,690 How are you doing? Oh, my God. 100 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:42,110 You all right? Long time, no see. 101 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,070 Yeah, not bad, are you wobbly? You all right? 102 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:47,050 You've been hiding, Cosy. No, nice to see you, son. 103 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:48,690 Nice tan. Yeah. 104 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,050 Nice tan, son. He looks like he's dropped a bit of weight. 105 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:56,130 Paul, Sally, how are you all? You've come to join the asylum then, 106 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,410 Cosy, have you? Yeah, I have, yeah. I've had a long 107 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:01,110 journey, to be honest with you. What have you been up to then, Cosy? 108 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:06,770 Nothing much, really. Lost my job and split up with the missus, but life goes on, doesn't it? 109 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:11,530 So you're here to do a bit of work, then? I'm here for the foreseeable future. 110 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,890 The trouble is, every time I take him on a film set, 111 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,990 he tries to nick the limelight, wobbly. Does he? 112 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:19,010 He was in Lockstock, he was in Snack. Tell him what you... 113 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,350 Give him your line in Lockstock, son, that never made it. 114 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,690 I was a hot dog seller. Right, was he, son? 115 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,330 On Lockstock. Oh! 116 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,990 Guy gave him a part in Lockstock. The line, one line. 117 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:30,130 Six months, we used to rehearse it in the pub and everyone knew it. 118 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:33,750 Action, boom. Come up, two hot dogs, mate, and it's the way you deliver the line. 119 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,070 So this is Dave, and Cosy goes... Do you want onions, mate? 120 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,290 That was my line. I thought it was onions with that, mate. 121 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,030 No, do you want onions, mate? Are you sure? 122 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,990 Yeah, I know, I was acting it out. Yeah, yeah. 123 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,330 And at the premiere, Guy went, 124 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:48,110 shh, Cosy, I had to leave you out, son. 125 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,410 He went, no, no. 126 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,810 26 years I've known Guy. Well, there you go. 127 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:54,410 He's been good to me for my acting career. 128 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,190 Nice to see my old brother. 129 00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:03,450 You two going back a few years, India? Yeah. 130 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,130 50 years, them two, same as me. Really, yeah? 131 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,570 A lot of people think we look alike. 132 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,490 Got the same diet, I would say. 133 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,590 No, it will keep the Cosy boy busy. 134 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,610 I think that's what you need right now, isn't it? Get the head straight. 135 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,770 You don't think this place is an oddy camp, do you? 136 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,730 No, I know it ain't. It ain't an oddy camp with him. 137 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,790 It's boot camp. There you go. 138 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,090 Mand, make a load of rolls up for the lads, can you? 139 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,730 Sausage and bacon rolls. Yeah. 140 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:31,350 Please. 141 00:12:32,570 --> 00:12:35,070 It's not just the lads that can put it away these days. 142 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,070 Oh, really? 143 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,050 Really? And where have you been? 144 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:42,530 Do you want to talk to me? 145 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:48,210 It's been three weeks since Pip's hot date with love-hound Ted. 146 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,210 See, when you look here... Look, hun. 147 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:52,730 She's pregnant. 148 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,890 Are you? Are you? 149 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,850 Look at her tail going. It sank in there. 150 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,990 Go on. What is it? What is it? 151 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,590 And that's the thing, she's absolutely scavenging. 152 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:05,770 She's eating, eating, eating. 153 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:08,390 She ate half of that leg of lamb last night, didn't she, really? 154 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:10,510 Yes, she did. Is it a mouse? You know a mouse. 155 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:18,030 Wobbly's first task as conservation builder was a swing and a miss, 156 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:22,910 so I'm giving him a chance to gain back some advantage with his next job. 157 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,250 What is the idea of the chickens? 158 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,610 You want to be a chicken farmer. 159 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:32,210 I've had chickens, ducks, geese all my life, 160 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,690 and then I really want some chickens. 161 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,690 A nice little chicken coop. 162 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,610 The thing about when everyone gets chickens, they get so many eggs, 163 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,610 but when we have 10 or 12 people for breakfast on a Wednesday, 164 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,330 Mandy can use it and get rid of all the eggs, all right? 165 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,050 OK. And do you want to run, 166 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,250 or are you just going to let them out and get them back in at night? 167 00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,130 No, because the foxes will smash them. 168 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,810 So I think, what about this? 169 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,250 Ten by tens here. Yeah. 170 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,530 Chicken coop in the middle. Right. 171 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,150 And we put electric fence around it. 172 00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,950 It's going to be a while before this brood comes home to roost. 173 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,650 Yeah, we've just got to put a little chicken coop here. 174 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,630 Can't see much going wrong with this one. 175 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,670 In the meantime, I've got my new player to try out. 176 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,010 It's been a few years since Colty's been my driver, 177 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,970 so before my next shoot on The Gentleman, 178 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,710 I want to make sure his skills are up to scratch. 179 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,430 Why do you keep, like... What? 180 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,750 Bit of power and then off, and then power and off? 181 00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:27,390 You got a... I'm not... 182 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,750 ..foil on the bottom of your foot or something? 183 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,590 I'm probably not a really... 184 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,690 No, I'm not really an easy person to drive. 185 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,390 I get really bad car sickness. 186 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,570 Why do you go like that, and then you're driving like... 187 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,090 What do you mean? I'm not. I'm relaxing. I'm relaxing. 188 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,550 Well, don't relax. You're at work. You shouldn't relax at work. 189 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,770 Oh, God. You should be on it. 190 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:50,070 Found a couple of pictures of that foreign ambulance cup final. 191 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,510 Have you? You're not in them. Oddie's in them. 192 00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,790 Shut up, you load of wankers. 193 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,270 Oh, dear, have I touched the nerve? 194 00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,130 You peaked too early in your career, Gray. That was the trouble. 195 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,950 You got to 12 years old and you peaked. 196 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,350 I went on to win the FA Cup, Colesley. 197 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,870 You're going up the kerb on your corners. 198 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,450 I'm not touching the kerb. It's them glasses. 199 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,550 You're like this, up and down. You're like this. 200 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,850 They're not up and down. Why don't you get driving glasses? 201 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,670 Vin, these are called Vari-Focals. 202 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,310 They're for driving... They're not Vari-Focal at all, 203 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,770 cos your head's going up and down. You're like a nodding dog. 204 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,490 Get in the back and nod like that. 205 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,030 Fucking nodding dog. Go round there. 206 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,050 I'm not like a nodding dog. It's like viewing, driving, reading. 207 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,910 That is a nodding dog, Graeme. You're like this. 208 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,170 Do you know what, mate? 209 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,510 Why have these Vi-Focal things and you're... 210 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,730 He's constantly doing this. 211 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,450 He's like that duck with the geezer with his arm up his arse. 212 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,450 Orville, whatever it is. 213 00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:42,330 HE MIMICS A DUCK 214 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,610 Like a ventriloquist. 215 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,850 I don't think they're doing him any good whatsoever. 216 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,310 None at all. 217 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,430 I just want you to drive properly, cos I'm feeling car sick now. 218 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,470 Pull over here, then. I can drive. 219 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,210 I honestly do feel car sick. 220 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,870 Well, so do I. I've got a headache. 221 00:15:58,270 --> 00:15:59,690 Do you want me to turn it off? No. 222 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:01,550 Oof. 223 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,210 Oh, my God. 224 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,820 I know your black glasses you wear when you wear them black ones, 225 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,240 the red and that. Yeah. 226 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:18,900 Do you know you look like Eric Walken? 227 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:20,420 HE LAUGHS 228 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,280 Honestly, have a look. Shut up, you complete bellend. 229 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,080 I feel much better now. Yeah, so do I feel much better. 230 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,960 The headache's going. 231 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,240 Have you actually honestly passed your test? 232 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:42,900 HE LAUGHS 233 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,420 Work at the manor house is motoring along. 234 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,260 And I want to make sure the driveway looks as sharp as the house. 235 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,820 I want the railings from here right up here and round. 236 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,380 All the wood's going. Right. 237 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,560 I don't throw me money about like willy-nilly. 238 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:05,760 I do like there to be a bit of a profit in everything. 239 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,480 Here's your gates. Right, good. 240 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,339 And blacksmith Goat is just the man for the job. 241 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,240 Here's me idea. Right. 242 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,300 The manor house, I know roughly what we've got to spend on it now, 243 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,440 but I do know what the value will be afterwards. 244 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:25,599 First of all, two pillars, Sussex gates, 245 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,460 opening woods, run the railings down there and round there. 246 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,280 What I want to do, I want to put a sign there saying, 247 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,320 to the manor house, right? 248 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,240 Come on, Pip, I know where you're going. Come on. 249 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,640 There's a load of logs down there with the mice in it. 250 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,860 That's what she's doing. Come on. 251 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,280 I got you. Kill her, Pip. 252 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:43,240 Do you want a puppy or not? 253 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,200 Is she pregnant? Hopefully. 254 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,680 We don't know. Come on. 255 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,040 We're not going there today. 256 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,780 Lovely post here. Yeah. 257 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,820 Metal post. Yeah. 258 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,700 Get rid of all the wood. 259 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,980 Yeah. One, two, three, four... 260 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,080 55 metres, say 60 metres. Yeah. 261 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,800 I don't think we need to rail this. 262 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,320 I think it's got to be open. 263 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,260 Yes. OK. 264 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,360 We can always put one in later on. 265 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,100 Doesn't matter. No. 266 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,480 What are we looking at? 267 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,560 Just the railings. Timescales, timescales. 268 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,300 No, no, no. Cash. 269 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,260 Go. Cash, money. 270 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,880 If we're going to do gates like that again, 271 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,340 they're going to be similar to what yours were. 272 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,440 Eight grand. At the house. 273 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,600 No, they weren't. They were 14, mate. 274 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,700 They were eight grand. 275 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:25,740 I'll look it up. 276 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,420 I can't do it off the top of my head, can I? 277 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,020 I'm going to get another price on this, 278 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:29,800 so don't be silly. 279 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:30,820 I'm not being silly. 280 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,720 Listen. Yeah. 281 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:32,960 I'll be honest with you. 282 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,680 I am not bullshitting. 283 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,120 There's another blacksmith. 284 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,800 Yeah, he's not going to make anything like this, mate. 285 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,500 Go. It's not 14 grand. 286 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:40,180 No, no. 287 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,820 For the gates. 288 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,880 No, I'm talking about all of it. 289 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,460 The whole lot. 290 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,500 The two rails and the gate. 291 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,260 Right, 14 plus the VAT for the whole lot. 292 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,640 You got that on camera. 293 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,920 Two railings and the gate. 294 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,460 The sign, we might add a little bit on it for the sign. 295 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,500 No, I only want a nice green one with the gold writing. 296 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,980 I don't know, 50 quid for the sign. 297 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:01,640 Oh, whatever. 298 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,900 Pip, come on. 299 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,140 It ain't difficult to drop a hefty chunk of change around these parts, 300 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,680 so I need to focus on where my readies are coming from. 301 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,720 Time to put my new PA into practice. 302 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,180 First official day on the job. 303 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,440 I'm getting everything ready. 304 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:27,200 Me diary, me scripts, me itinerary for the week. 305 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,900 We're into Gentleman 2 now. 306 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,160 Some big actors in this, like obviously Ray Winston's in it, Hugh Bonneville's in it. 307 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,700 My job is to tell him where we are and what day, 308 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:38,900 because it's too much for him. 309 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,340 He's got too much going on, do you know what I mean? 310 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,760 I'm getting it early, prepared. 311 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,420 Prepared for the rush. 312 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,640 I'm clocking up some serious miles whilst filming on The Gentleman. 313 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,000 And as the landy ain't cut out for long drives, 314 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,860 I'm looking to level up me car game. 315 00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:00,940 I want to get one of these motors that we can travel for two or three hours in. 316 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,740 I can sit in the back, watch a bit of TV, 317 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,740 and be in absolute luxury and comfort. 318 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,520 Guy Ritchie's got one, and I had a good look at that, 319 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,240 a good sit in it with his driver and everything. 320 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,600 I thought, oh, yeah, this is a bit of me. 321 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,960 So I've called in an expert in the field. 322 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,760 Dave Ayre is the main man in luxury cars, 323 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,620 and he's been eyeing up me landy. 324 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:24,720 Yeah, very cool. 325 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,100 Ever since Tom Ayre went to town on it. 326 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,540 It's got a tracker and everything, obviously. 327 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,400 I'm sensing there's a deal to be made. 328 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:36,820 Right, so the story is, I wanted a Land Rover just to round the farm. 329 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,740 So I paid seven grand for it. 330 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,540 So then it went up to Tom for a year. 331 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,800 Every mortal detail has been done on it, what we wanted to spec. 332 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,540 Look at this. There's your plaque. 333 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,840 It's not a long distance motor. 334 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,580 You know, it's a growler, it's aggressive and everything else. 335 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,200 And to do three hours in this there and back is quite hard. 336 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,600 Yeah, I get it. 337 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,580 Very cool. 338 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,640 But it's absolutely as mint as it comes, mate. 339 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,180 Listen. 340 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,300 I'll let Tom keep negotiating with Dave while I get back to the day job. 341 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,180 Graham Cole's name on the scripts. 342 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,020 Officially the number one PA. 343 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,060 Morning. 344 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,160 How are you, all right? 345 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:21,720 You all right? 346 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,120 Where's Ted? 347 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:23,760 You all right? 348 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,820 What are you up to? 349 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,220 Nothing, just sorting out where we're going this week. 350 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:28,440 Right, talk me through it. 351 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,180 Where are we tomorrow? 352 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,540 Tomorrow we are Uxbridge. 353 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,300 Well, we can drive in the morning. 354 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:32,920 Yeah, that we've got... 355 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,540 Leave at half five. 356 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,720 Tuesday we're Brentcross. 357 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,720 We ain't got a start. 358 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:35,960 Oh. 359 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,140 Yeah, Brentcross. 360 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,060 And then... 361 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:38,480 Saturday as well. 362 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,560 We're working Saturday, yeah. 363 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,040 Where? 364 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,980 In London. 365 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:41,820 It's the car chase. 366 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,240 Yeah, but there's... 367 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,680 And how much dialogue scene? 368 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,300 I've got a big dialogue scene, haven't I? 369 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,940 Is that tomorrow? 370 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,380 I think that's tomorrow, isn't it? 371 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,620 You've got the ones on Tuesday. 372 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,460 What scenes are tomorrow, mate? 373 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,160 Show me the scenes tomorrow, please. 374 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:58,800 Right then. 375 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,540 Second script 12A, not page, scene. 376 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,560 I'm looking for it. 377 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,380 Where is it on there then? 378 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,020 Page 12. 379 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:06,360 Yeah. 380 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,340 Scene 11. 381 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:07,840 Yes. 382 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,800 Scene 12. 383 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:09,140 Yes. 384 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:10,260 So don't go by the page. 385 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:10,760 I know. 386 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,180 Right. 387 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,340 So anyway... 388 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:12,900 That's tomorrow. 389 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:13,560 That's all I've got. 390 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,840 I'll do that in the makeup room. 391 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:15,360 I'm in a good place. 392 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,120 Finished? 393 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:16,660 Finished? 394 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,040 Yeah, I've got to go and see this bloke. 395 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:18,700 I might have a... 396 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,900 You know, like these mini buses, 397 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,280 which have two seats in, 398 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,220 like a transporter with a TV and everything. 399 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,560 What do you want that for? 400 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,100 On these long journeys, 401 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,760 so I can have a sleep when you're driving. 402 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,520 But you don't like my driving. 403 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,280 The best thing I can do is sleep when you're driving. 404 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:37,360 Fantastic. 405 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,540 Right, anyway... 406 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,080 Go and do the oil in the thing and get the... 407 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,340 As they say in Russia, Moscow. 408 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:42,720 Moscow. 409 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,720 Have a nice day. 410 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,480 You need to get on the script, Graham. 411 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,880 You need to go and read that script, mate. 412 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,520 Robbie, it's got nothing to do with you. 413 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,940 Stick to your fucking hour boxes. 414 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,020 so we don't have to find you. 415 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:51,680 See you later. 416 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:52,680 Ta-ra. 417 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,460 Dave's had plenty of time to check out my Land Rover, 418 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,540 and I ain't got all day to go on a shopping spree. 419 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:00,120 Right, let's go. 420 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,220 Right, here. 421 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,360 Come on, you can't come. 422 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,460 Look, surrender. 423 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,280 Look at that person. 424 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:07,800 Surrender. 425 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,680 Jesus. 426 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,320 You're bloody... 427 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,520 You're like me with your mother. 428 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:17,440 With transport like this, Dave is definitely my type of geezer. 429 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,060 How many helipads have you got? 430 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:20,820 Two at the moment. 431 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,620 I will have another one. 432 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,200 But I haven't got a helicopter yet. 433 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:23,920 Left foot there, sir. 434 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,680 We're working on it. 435 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,940 How high are we going to go, Dave? 436 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,420 Right, 2,000 feet. 437 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,700 I used to have pilot lessons. 438 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:32,820 17 hours I did. 439 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,120 Did you? Did they code it for you? 440 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,680 And then realised I didn't like the heights. 441 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,620 So I didn't know I was going to go this high. 442 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,120 I'm looking forward to having a butcher's at these beauties. 443 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,240 So speaker's just going in. 444 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,840 So this is before we've taken it to bits. 445 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,140 In fairness, we get a car back to a shell in two hours. 446 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:08,920 Lovely. 447 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,520 There's all your TV. 448 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,140 You've got... 449 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,180 Oh, you've got two TVs. 450 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,900 Separate air conditioning controls here. 451 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:17,980 So they're moved from the cab to here, so you've got them. 452 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,340 Electric roof blind. 453 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:21,880 So sunroof blind. 454 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:22,940 Vanity mirrors. 455 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:24,420 Blondie, I love that. 456 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:24,880 Cop. 457 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,360 TV up and down. 458 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,420 Oh, wow. 459 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:28,640 Cosy. 460 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,240 Put the TV back up. 461 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,400 You really do feel like you're in a private plane. 462 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,080 Don't you? 463 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:38,060 This is actually better than a, you know, like business class. 464 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,540 And then you can have a coffee machine, whatever you want. 465 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:40,960 Can you see? 466 00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:42,260 They're lovely and heavy. 467 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,120 So the fridge is under your armrest. 468 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:45,580 Yeah, brilliant. 469 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,060 Look at that. 470 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,340 There's three bottles of wine you can fit in there. 471 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:50,080 Do you know the first person I ever saw with one of these people carriers? 472 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,360 Brad Pitt, when he came on the stage. 473 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,240 And he came in with a people carrier. 474 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,600 Black people carrier. 475 00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:00,060 And I went, oh, well, where's the Rolls or where's the Bentley, you know? 476 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,600 And he got out and he went, no, he's got much more room. 477 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:08,660 He said, you know, I'm like in a house, not in a shed, you know, room wise. 478 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,100 And he swears by him. 479 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,820 And he's had them for years, Brad Pitt. 480 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,060 This is, this is the nuts. 481 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:14,580 Push that button. 482 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:15,320 Yeah, all the way up. 483 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,460 Cos you go, oh, see what I mean? 484 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:18,420 That's, oh, yeah. 485 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:18,860 Now stick them on there. 486 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,320 Stick your feet on there. 487 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,600 Oh, yeah, that's the bollocks. 488 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,460 And then, and then you're away. 489 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:25,980 But this is just like, it's like taking an Advil PM, isn't it? 490 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,940 Dave definitely knows how to tempt the old VJ. 491 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,140 And whilst I'm out lining up the next motor, 492 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:37,080 Coles is earning his keep away from the gentleman 493 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,840 by teaming up with Wobbly on the chicken coop. 494 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,700 If you could help me out here, sir, that would be most enjoyable. 495 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,820 You're going to be pleasantly surprised. 496 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,660 I've actually had quite a lot of experience at painting and I'm quite good. 497 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:50,140 Hiya. 498 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,720 I used to work for a painting company. 499 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,260 Oh, well, you're the man for this then. 500 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:55,200 I can't stand it. 501 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,520 All about the rhythm, look. 502 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:58,680 Perfect. 503 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,740 It's a nice bit of paint, isn't it? 504 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,020 Oh, it's absolutely magnificent. 505 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:01,680 It really is. 506 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,560 No, it soaks in nice, that stuff. 507 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:03,740 Oh! 508 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,120 It's a good start, isn't it? 509 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,680 He's got it all over my boots, look. 510 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,680 I thought you said you did good paint. 511 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,340 Sorry, Wob. 512 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:16,000 Got my new labourer, so we'll see how he gets on, I think. 513 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,660 But he did tell me that he used to work for a painting firm 514 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:22,380 and he's very good at painting, so we'll see. 515 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,240 I think I might let Vinnie be the judge of that. 516 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:26,200 Cheers, Graham. 517 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,440 See you in a bit. 518 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,240 It's all in the rhythm. 519 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,190 So when do you want it? 520 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:40,190 How much are they? 521 00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:40,530 Oh, yeah. 522 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:44,250 A nice spec car like that is about 190 grand. 523 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,720 And a helicopter trip. 524 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:50,880 That is free. 525 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,940 At the showroom, I'm starting to see how old Dave boy here 526 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,460 can afford to fly around in helicopters. 527 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,580 So we'll go for a jet spec with a partition wall on the configurator, yeah? 528 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,260 Yeah, with the TV and that. 529 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:04,820 Yeah, OK. 530 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,380 I think there's enough room for four seats. 531 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,000 I didn't until I just got in it. 532 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,100 Great, I'm pleased to hear it. 533 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:11,000 So I would keep the four seats, yeah. 534 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,040 Saddle round lowers. 535 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300 TVs, two TVs. 536 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,840 Electric seats, absolutely. 537 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,380 150 plus fat, 180. 538 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,760 Here's the thing. 539 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,820 I've got a minibus, a Bentley, two Land Rovers. 540 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,140 One of them I've got 250 grand into. 541 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,620 The other one I've got 100 grand into. 542 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,500 The Bentleys, cut them 100 grand. 543 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,320 You know what I mean? 544 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:32,840 And then the next thing is, Mr. Statham's going to go, where'd you get that? 545 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,520 And then Mr. Guy Ritchie will come over the hill and he'll go, I want two of them. 546 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,480 They've got a lot more money than the VJ. 547 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:41,900 And you'll go, Vin, I wish I'd done you a better deal. 548 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,160 You really deserve it, mate. 549 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,680 What can you do? 550 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:52,740 I'll take the Defender in part. 551 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,040 Happy days. 552 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,440 For a brand new one of those. 553 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,180 I'll put it on the spot. 554 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,040 No, for a brand new one of those. 555 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:02,340 Yeah. 556 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,140 To that spec. 557 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:03,380 Yeah. 558 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,420 To your colour. 559 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,380 Everything as you want it. 560 00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:17,050 Done. 561 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:18,650 Why am I just waiting? 562 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,110 Done. 563 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:19,850 Done. 564 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:20,970 Done. 565 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:21,730 There you are. 566 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:26,390 He's thrown me in by a car and he's ended up buying one of me. 567 00:28:29,650 --> 00:28:33,930 Well, to get the new motor, there's going to be a sacrifice in another motor. 568 00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:36,770 So one's got to go for another one to come in. 569 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:37,930 It's all money, money, money. 570 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,330 Cheers, boys. 571 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:44,110 Cheers. 572 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:46,490 While I'm busy saving money on the new motor, 573 00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:50,450 back at the ranch, the lads are digging up more ways to spend it. 574 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:56,630 We began just to scrape the drive back of all of the stone to prep to 575 00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,890 fill in any sort of imperfections and holes, 576 00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:03,610 and found this colossal tank filled up with water. 577 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:07,950 Could be an old tank to supply the farm with water for animals, 578 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:12,130 or a well, or it's a bit of the unknown, really. 579 00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:16,690 So now we need to mass fill this to take the hazard away and 580 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,810 eliminate the drive from sinking. 581 00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:23,810 Vinny's back this evening and he's going to turn up with a crater in his drive 582 00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:25,870 and get clouted with a concrete bill. 583 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:30,410 140 pound a cubic metre, roughly, plus that. 584 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:31,930 20 grand. 585 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,230 1,800, 2 grand. 586 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:35,950 And time. 587 00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:36,750 Mountain power. 588 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,230 And delaying the job again. 589 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:41,090 Oh, I've just done the maths. 590 00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:43,010 Just over three bags of sand. 591 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:44,250 Three grand. 592 00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,610 He's not going to like that, do I? 593 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:58,960 Another day.