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Oh!

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What?

3
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Are you crazy?

4
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Stop it. Stop it.

5
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Elaine?
I was attacked.

6
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That gang is driving me crazy
threw blueberries.

7
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Elaine Denton live here
from Port Wenn,

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inside the office of the victim Doc Martin.

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Whatever it is,
we don't have time for that. All right?

10
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We have a busy schedule and I need you

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to secure the area.

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Unaware that he is his first patient

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already been in the examination room,

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Doc Martin obviously wasn't
unaware of the fact

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that this weekend
annual Blueberry Festival.

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A tragic turn of events
for a tragic man

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named Doc Martin,

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who was a doctor.

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I simply love it
Blueberry Festival.

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street fair,
cakes, pies.

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Stop talking
and open your mouth.

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I will enter the barrel

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and stomp blueberries for wine.

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Not with those toenail fungus,
you won't.

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I'm deathly allergic
on blueberries,

26
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but i want to eat
like, a lot of pie.

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Well, can you give me a pill
to be okay?

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- Yes, of course.
- Really?

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Not. Over there.

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All right, Elaine, we've got just that
five minutes for lunch,

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so why don't you go out
and you take...

32
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Where is everyone?

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Faced with a blank
waiting room,

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Doc Martin finally had space
feel empty

35
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Will you stop with that voice?

36
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I have to practice
this reporter thing.

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I follow the Blueberry Festival
on his live broadcast.

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I want it to look professional.

39
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And dressing up as a journalist Smurf

40
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it just screams professionalism.

41
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We have eight patients
this afternoon

42
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my aunt should too
be next.

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- Where is she?
- Yes, everyone canceled.

44
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Nobody goes to the doctor
on Friday afternoon

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during the Blueberry Festival.

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In fact, wouldn't you
should save?

47
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Save for what?

48
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You will be the judge on

49
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big pie contest tomorrow?

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- Oh, no, I won't.
- Okay, but you will.

51
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Because Dr. Reese always is
was a judge.

52
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Yes, but I'm not Dr. Reese.

53
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I'm here with the local
an old, old man

54
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who is disoriented and confused.

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He thinks he can ignore one
of our favorite traditions.

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Favorite traditions? Please.

57
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You people would organize a parade
for a new traffic light.

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I'm not a pie judge.

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- I'm a doctor.
- Where are you going?

60
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I'm going to see my next one
scheduled patient.

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More on this story in development
as it develops,

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I'm calling live from here
next to my desk.

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I'm Elaine Denton
for Blue News.

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That's it. That was it.

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Okay. All festival stands.
That.

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They go right there.
And... Oh, my eyes.

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All right now, doctor.

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Okay now.

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Hey, good morning.

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I have something for you.

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See you at the pie contest,
Judge Martin.

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Okay, okay, and the plunge pool,

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he goes right there.

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Uh, hey, sorry.
Give me a second.

75
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Damn it! Ah!

76
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Uh, this...

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Oh!

78
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Will you unfollow me?

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Just go.

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put it down
it's not mine. Shoo!

81
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Well, good morning to you.

82
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Uh, good morning.

83
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Perfect time for
festival, wouldn't you say, um?

84
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You seem to get it
very seriously.

85
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My favorite time of the year.

86
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But doesn't all that bother you?
your skin or eyelids?

87
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All that face paint.

88
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- Face paint.
- Um.

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Which face paint?

90
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Well, Martin,
what a nice surprise.

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And you came right
for lunch. Wah!

92
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I'm not here for lunch.

93
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Oh, you just stopped by?
Well, good.

94
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I was just thinking about how we would do it
should spend more time together.

95
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And look, there you are.

96
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I came to do it
your systematic review.

97
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What?

98
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Your card says you weren't there
on examination

99
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three years.

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Why don't you jump
on the worktop

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so we'll examine you?

102
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

103
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There is nothing funny
in a 73-year-old woman

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who avoids her annual urinalysis.
Come on, up.

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If you think I will
allow you to examine me

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in my own kitchen,

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then I'll have to
to fillet

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with his bone knife.

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Aunt Sarah, I need you
to take this seriously.

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You might be my doctor,
but you are also my nephew

111
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and right now we are having lunch.

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So wash your hands.

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Sincerely.

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You know, they asked me to be a judge

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at the pie contest... with you.

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And I said yes, I meant it
that would be fun.

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I hear that Elizabeth Evans

118
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does some sort of thing
meringue crust with blueberries

119
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or something similar to that.

120
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Do you really take
all these drugs?

121
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Well, there are two
for my high blood pressure,

122
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and the rest, I don't know...

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osteoporosis,

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reflux, high cholesterol.

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Dear God, woman,
you are a ticking time bomb.

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And this fried fish for lunch

127
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also not helping the situation.

128
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Have you thought about
exercise?

129
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Maybe some leafy greens
in the diet?

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dr. Reese told me to avoid
leafy vegetables

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because it could react badly

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with my blood thinner and
i might pass out or something.

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And kale tastes like jackfruit.

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There is a new drug on the market

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which will not have these complications.

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I'll write you a prescription.

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In the meantime, we will talk about

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skipping medical examinations
in your advanced age.

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If you're going to continue
play doctor

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I don't want to have lunch with you
so get out.

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Just go.
See you at the pie contest.

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I don't judge the pie contest.

143
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Well then, we won't see each other
at all.

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Fried fish is delicious.

145
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Oh, Judge Martin,

146
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what do you prefer
shortcrust pastry or puff pastry?

147
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You lost me as a judge.

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Judge Martin,

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do you enjoy
mesh cover?

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I don't trust myself enough to do it
leaf pattern--

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I'm not judging a pie contest.

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- Oh!
- Martin. Hi.

153
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Where did you go?

154
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Well, I'm going to lunch,

155
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but it seems to be
blueberry mania

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swallowed this whole city.

157
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Exactly.
Well, it's that time of year.

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Which reminded me,
I wondered

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um, do you maybe like cinnamon.

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I'm afraid to ask. But why
are we talking about spices?

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Or maybe vanilla or caramel.

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Small strips of caramel

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which are gently wrapped
around your taste buds.

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Oh, no, Louisa, not you.

165
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I'm sorry, I won't
judge the pie contest.

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I guess I'm just another one
the desperate pie baker asks

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who is looking for an advantage.

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- You have all lost your mind.
- Maybe.

169
00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:03,268
But this is a big deal
in this small town.

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I mean, it's nice.

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It's a tradition.
It's competitive.

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00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,505
Yes, it's also a lot
fat and sugar.

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Yes, but the first prize is
small blue crown.

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But Barry Hammers always wins.

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Always. He always takes first place.
Always.

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Real competition in Port Wenn
is for second place.

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Oh, wait. What about ginger?

178
00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:20,552
You know, I mean, it is
interesting combination, isn't it?

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With blueberries.

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Louisa, Louisa, Louisa,
I will not judge.

181
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Judge Martin, what do these look like?
berries fresh to you?

182
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Am I crazy if I add mint
in your pie?

183
00:08:27,426 --> 00:08:29,193
No, no, no.
Listen, everybody.

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I am the city doctor and
my only concern is your health.

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So you can skip
your appointments

186
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and ignore your well-being,
but I will not decide

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about the winner of your funny
competitions, because I don't care.

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Think about ginger.

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We'll talk about that later.

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I'm delighted you came
to lunch, doctor.

191
00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:02,425
It was either this
or to be force-fed

192
00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:03,860
blueberries in the parking lot.

193
00:09:03,861 --> 00:09:05,729
I'll have a garden salad

194
00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,164
with chicken, please.

195
00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:08,298
Unfortunately, we don't have any

196
00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,532
garden salad today.

197
00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,068
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay.

198
00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:13,603
- Uh, steamed fish.
- No, not even that.

199
00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:16,440
- Then shepherd's pie.
- Hmm. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

200
00:09:16,441 --> 00:09:17,607
And we ran out of that.

201
00:09:17,608 --> 00:09:19,209
What do you have in the kitchen?

202
00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,050
Today, in the kitchen,
we have greg.

203
00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:32,255
- This is the madness surrounding the competition.
- Oh, no.

204
00:09:32,256 --> 00:09:33,857
Oh yes, every year he decides

205
00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:35,826
that he is the chef,
to know how to cook.

206
00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:38,929
- And yet--
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

207
00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,665
I chilled this dough.
I swear I did.

208
00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:45,569
- That's not fair.
- I'm not allowed there.

209
00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:48,371
I'm a pie judge.
Conflict of interest.

210
00:09:48,372 --> 00:09:51,608
And, yes, I heard you are
stepped down from his position.

211
00:09:51,609 --> 00:09:53,076
God knows who they will
find to replace you.

212
00:09:53,077 --> 00:09:56,847
It's going to be a long weekend.

213
00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:58,715
Ah, but maybe we still have

214
00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,751
one last tuna salad
in the rear cooler.

215
00:10:00,752 --> 00:10:04,421
- I hate mayonnaise.
- Who chooses, does not profit.

216
00:10:04,422 --> 00:10:05,990
I'm going to check.

217
00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:10,261
Tuna salad is delicious.

218
00:10:10,262 --> 00:10:11,896
Lots of mayonnaise.

219
00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:22,206
Uh, sorry, uh, you...

220
00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:25,809
I have to ask.

221
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:30,213
You are blue. The whole.
And you don't have makeup on.

222
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,949
You are simply blue.

223
00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:35,318
It's for everyone's sake
blueberries I eat.

224
00:10:35,319 --> 00:10:37,922
You're kidding.

225
00:10:39,857 --> 00:10:42,559
Are you kidding me?
Uh, no, you can't be serious.

226
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,663
Blueberries wouldn't...

227
00:10:47,532 --> 00:10:49,299
Yeah, it's my fault.

228
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,601
Oh, I'm so sorry.

229
00:10:50,602 --> 00:10:52,403
Totally, totally my fault.

230
00:10:52,404 --> 00:10:54,704
I just couldn't see you
because of my eyes.

231
00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:56,406
Let's take a look.
Throw your head back.

232
00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:57,975
Okay.
I think everything is fine.

233
00:10:57,976 --> 00:10:59,843
It's just allergies.
It happens every year.

234
00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,311
How about you leave it to me
making a diagnosis

235
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,679
and you stick to being an idiot?

236
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,982
- Sounds fair.
- You have to come to my office.

237
00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:07,117
I can't, doc. I have to go
set up a plunge pool.

238
00:11:07,118 --> 00:11:09,086
Yeah, I guess it's a plunge pool
more important

239
00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,887
from making you blind.
Come on. This way.

240
00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:12,256
Okay.

241
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,161
No, this way.
Second course, Mark.

242
00:11:17,162 --> 00:11:18,629
This way.

243
00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:21,265
Ah!

244
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,734
That.

245
00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:28,872
It's ready.
Okay, that's good.

246
00:11:28,873 --> 00:11:31,575
Just, like, hold my face
in the frame all the time.

247
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,276
- Yes.
- Like, I'll stay, but...

248
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:36,613
Go! Go, go, go!

249
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,482
You know, they replaced you
in the panel of judges

250
00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:39,549
with Bert.

251
00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:40,584
Whoah. Big mistake.

252
00:11:40,585 --> 00:11:41,618
You don't want to give my dad

253
00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:42,686
so much power.

254
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,688
Be able? It's a pie contest.

255
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,556
Oh come on Doc.

256
00:11:46,557 --> 00:11:48,659
You know, everything is here
so nice

257
00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:49,993
and the people are so sweet.

258
00:11:49,994 --> 00:11:51,928
We only need one day a year
to be, like

259
00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:53,931
really competitive and mean.

260
00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:56,233
As "Purification",
but with blueberries.

261
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:59,235
Okay, well, eye drops
and warm compresses

262
00:11:59,236 --> 00:12:01,571
should help your eyes a little,
but I strongly doubt it

263
00:12:01,572 --> 00:12:03,040
that you have Reiter's syndrome.

264
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,408
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

265
00:12:04,409 --> 00:12:05,842
I didn't write anything
the whole week.

266
00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,712
Maybe a parking ticket.
And in my dream journal--

267
00:12:08,713 --> 00:12:10,848
R-E... Reiter's syndrome.

268
00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:13,850
Is it painful to urinate?
Mark?

269
00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:15,686
Usually people who suffer
from Reiter

270
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:17,654
they can't see, they can't pee
and I can't climb a tree

271
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,289
due to untreated chlamydia.

272
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,825
Chlamydia? Chlamydia?

273
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:24,595
- Sexually transmitted disease chlamydia?
- Yes.

274
00:12:24,596 --> 00:12:26,396
How many sexual partners do you have?
had

275
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,932
since breaking up with louis?

276
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:33,304
I don't know, like four, five...

277
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,439
eight...

278
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,675
- I mean nine.
- My friend Gretchen.

279
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:40,077
- Ten.
- Debbie.

280
00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:41,278
Eleven.

281
00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:44,748
- Ugh!
- Come on, doc.

282
00:12:44,749 --> 00:12:46,217
You know how it is.

283
00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:48,284
Big face, small pond,

284
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:50,721
all fish jump
to my network.

285
00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:53,156
- Are you home?
- Yes, I'd rather not.

286
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:54,825
So you have to inform

287
00:12:54,826 --> 00:12:56,727
each of his partners
about their exposure.

288
00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:58,662
Wait, doc. Notify them?

289
00:12:58,663 --> 00:13:00,830
Like, tell them I am
may have passed on to them...

290
00:13:00,831 --> 00:13:02,799
Maybe they have chlamydia?

291
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,934
Exactly.

292
00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:05,435
And this will clear the infection.

293
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,970
Doxycycline prescription.

294
00:13:06,971 --> 00:13:08,972
Not. Not. Wait, doc.
Doc, wait.

295
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:13,077
So, like a recipe that
do i have to, like, go pick it up?

296
00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:15,412
That. I assume you know
how these things work.

297
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:16,880
Elaine, I'm going out
take some food

298
00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:18,783
and nothing will stop me.

299
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,119
Okay, I guess I have to…

300
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,856
Someone has to pick up the medicine
from his mommy.

301
00:13:25,857 --> 00:13:27,625
Shut up, Al.

302
00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:48,312
Yes, sir.

303
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:50,580
It's Barry Hammers.

304
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,616
That's our Blue-Barry.
Are you home?

305
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:53,850
Blue-Barry (Blue berry).

306
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,554
- Of course, it's free.
- Thank you.

307
00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:59,189
And he is the one
who wins first place

308
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,324
in the pie contest every year?

309
00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:01,391
- Him?
- Yes.

310
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,592
He-he actually is

311
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,327
Blueberry Festival mascot,

312
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:06,930
master baker,
and it's blue.

313
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,465
This is because year after year
everything he eats...

314
00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:09,866
Oh, that's funny.

315
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,701
You could eat every one
blueberry on the planet.

316
00:14:11,702 --> 00:14:13,303
- You wouldn't turn blue.
- You know, I turned orange...

317
00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:14,872
when I was
on that carrot diet.

318
00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:17,307
- It's not the same thing, Bert.
- Tell that to Blue Barry.

319
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:18,675
Judge Large, I'm almost done

320
00:14:18,676 --> 00:14:20,443
with your free
by changing the oil.

321
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,945
Oh, thanks, Billy.

322
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,314
And, hey, tell the lady
that I would love

323
00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:25,215
to have my back yard raided.

324
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:26,984
No, there must be something wrong with him.

325
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,386
Some condition
and uses...

326
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,088
Leave him alone, doc.

327
00:14:31,089 --> 00:14:34,290
Poor old Blue Barry looks
much better now

328
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,926
than when we were
in high school.

329
00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,527
Scary Barry.

330
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,929
He was a real terror back then.

331
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,665
Scary Barry?
Why did they call him that?

332
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,801
- Well...
- Hey, Bert, your car is done.

333
00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:47,538
Excuse me.
The pie business.

334
00:14:49,073 --> 00:14:51,675
hey billy
how is the bacon doing?

335
00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:54,144
You know, it's the bottom
still gooey...

336
00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:59,116
Oh, Martin, hi.
I was looking for you.

337
00:14:59,117 --> 00:15:01,484
I just wanted to apologize
for being so intrusive

338
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,986
about the competition he asks earlier.

339
00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,522
I just think maybe me
my ambition prevailed...

340
00:15:05,523 --> 00:15:08,191
Why is this a competition for you?
so important?

341
00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:09,993
Oh, well, um...

342
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,928
I have always loved baking cakes.

343
00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:14,565
And in the past, I didn't really
could do her best

344
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,300
because I shouldn't have overshadowed Sally,

345
00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:17,434
his future mother-in-law.

346
00:15:17,435 --> 00:15:19,336
Former future mother-in-law.

347
00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,672
I always had to work
in third place

348
00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:24,141
and let her take another
year after year.

349
00:15:24,142 --> 00:15:25,576
But now, there are no more gloves.

350
00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:27,377
You know, I'm not with Mark anymore,

351
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:30,447
and I have a brand new baking trick
in the sleeve, and...

352
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,082
I don't know, I just feel like,

353
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:34,017
if I could get away with it
from third place,

354
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,286
that maybe everyone could me
see in a new light.

355
00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:37,654
You know how small towns are

356
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,789
i can put in a box
give you a label?

357
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,558
You're a spinster.
You are an idiot.

358
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,426
- You are grumpy.
- Pie judge.

359
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:44,862
Exactly.

360
00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:50,034
And you?
You are...

361
00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:53,771
- Heartbreaker.
- Um.

362
00:15:57,442 --> 00:15:58,742
So...

363
00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:00,678
it seems like a colossal waste

364
00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:02,546
time, energy and food,

365
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,882
but I guess this one
small competitions

366
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:06,350
they help distract people

367
00:16:06,351 --> 00:16:07,450
from the gloomy reality

368
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,887
of life in a city with no perspective.

369
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:11,689
Hmm.

370
00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,123
Well, thank you for that.

371
00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,825
Um, but this competition

372
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:17,327
it actually means something to me.

373
00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:18,962
You know, especially this year

374
00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:21,698
when, uh, when I'm actually trying
prove to yourself

375
00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:24,602
that I can be
more than I thought I could.

376
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,411
Now listen, Johnny.

377
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,146
I let you off the hook
twice last week

378
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:38,081
because you were filling mailboxes
fish heads.

379
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,416
All right? Not!

380
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,351
So you're going to do this for me, okay?

381
00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:44,221
- Here.
- Man, this is crazy.

382
00:16:44,222 --> 00:16:47,824
Your name is on the prescription.
The pharmacy is your mom.

383
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:50,661
Okay, but she's very busy,
and may not notice. Okay?

384
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,530
Here, come on.
I'll give you my handcuffs.

385
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:54,065
I won't do it.

386
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,035
Your eyes look super gross.

387
00:16:58,036 --> 00:16:59,804
Shut up, Johnny! Ha?

388
00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:03,774
That. Your little kid's bike!

389
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:06,610
Sally.

390
00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,079
Which should go
right here?

391
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,015
Oh, that's for
my next trophy, of course.

392
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,584
Oh, but you're the judge
this year.

393
00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:15,852
We shouldn't be talking about
pie contest.

394
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,122
Okay, here.
Let me charge you.

395
00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:21,291
With a new recipe,

396
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,293
that's $127.90.

397
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:28,398
What? $127 a month?
What the hell?

398
00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:29,566
Well, it's this one
a new blood thinner

399
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:31,001
which Dr. Best prescribed for you.

400
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,435
It is very expensive.

401
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,071
No, no, no, I'll just hold on
the old one.

402
00:17:34,072 --> 00:17:35,305
I won't pay for it.

403
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:37,540
Well, you have more
one supplement.

404
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,443
Should I call Dr. Best?
to check if that's ok?

405
00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:41,444
No, no, I'm holding it

406
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:44,547
away from your personal health
problems from now on.

407
00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:46,616
He comes to lunch and brings
your stethoscope.

408
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,818
Whoah! Is it cool on your skin?

409
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:52,122
I bet Dr. Best has
very warm hands.

410
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:53,690
Sally. He is my nephew.

411
00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:55,126
All right.

412
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:58,294
Then $21.45.

413
00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:00,864
- Okay.
- Oh, hi, honey.

414
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:04,167
- What brings you here?
- Oh, hey, hey, mom.

415
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,436
I can't really talk right now.

416
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:06,903
I have that criminal situation in development

417
00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:07,938
down on Lincoln.

418
00:18:07,939 --> 00:18:09,873
Um, I just need to fill in
this recipe

419
00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,576
very fast.
No worries. All cool.

420
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,947
- Did Louisa do this to you?
- No, mom, stop it.

421
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:20,717
What is it?
Gonorrhea? Syphilis?

422
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,853
Big H? Little H?

423
00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:25,789
No, no, nothing to do with,
nothing like that.

424
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,925
And Louisa
nothing to do with it.

425
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,662
That's...

426
00:18:34,131 --> 00:18:35,565
It's chlamydia.

427
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:38,435
Chlamydia?
Well, that's not so bad.

428
00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:40,704
They all had chlamydia, honey.

429
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,439
At least they're not pubic ears.

430
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,108
The ears are much worse.

431
00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:47,210
Look down and see that
little monsters snapping at you.

432
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,478
Who gave you this?

433
00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:49,746
Is she Gretchen?

434
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,082
Elaine's friend,
the one with the face?

435
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,216
They all have faces...

436
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,617
Oh, yes, that sounds about right.

437
00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:56,420
- She's awful.
- No.

438
00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:58,288
I don't know. I don't know!

439
00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:00,057
Honey, relax.

440
00:19:00,058 --> 00:19:01,725
You are now a free man.

441
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,827
Something like this had to be done
happen.

442
00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:06,296
I'm actually proud of you
what are you doing

443
00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:07,597
And while this antibiotic

444
00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:10,533
doesn't start working

445
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,302
a good place to dip piss
for a few minutes every evening

446
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:13,603
is a nice cold glass of 7-Up.

447
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,173
Mom, stop it!

448
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:17,708
- Um.
- Really?

449
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,077
Yes, honey.

450
00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,179
There's something in the bubbles.

451
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,308
It's better. This is...

452
00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:54,711
Ah! You shouldn't be here.

453
00:19:54,712 --> 00:19:56,246
I'm still getting ready
for tomorrow.

454
00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:58,615
I'm so sorry. Should I go back?
in a better time?

455
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,884
Yes, actually.
This is chaos.

456
00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:02,552
Al can no longer be my cameraman.

457
00:20:02,553 --> 00:20:04,154
Must run a plunge pool
tomorrow

458
00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:06,056
at the street fair.

459
00:20:06,057 --> 00:20:07,724
What are you doing here?

460
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:09,693
I'm seeing if Dr. Reese is

461
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:11,828
ever treated Barry Hammers.

462
00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:13,830
I have to understand
why is that man blue?

463
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,699
Something really can
be wrong with him.

464
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,968
A whole semi-free day, and you
you can't stop being a doctor.

465
00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:20,437
You won't find any files
there for Barry Hammers.

466
00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:22,105
- I won't?
- Blue Barry?

467
00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:24,708
He's never been a patient here.
Like, never.

468
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,409
Someone actually told me…

469
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:28,111
Was it Irma?
I think it was Irma.

470
00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:30,714
Was it Irma? I don't know if it is
was Irma specifically.

471
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:32,549
- Regardless--
- She told you what?

472
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,618
Irma says it's Blue Barry

473
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:37,154
had some terrible
health condition

474
00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:38,688
while he was in high school.

475
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:40,790
Someone had to inspect it
specialist in Bar Harbor.

476
00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:43,693
- A specialist?
- Yes. Okay, listen, listen.

477
00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,430
You will be my cameraman
tomorrow at the festival.

478
00:20:46,431 --> 00:20:47,831
Oh.

479
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,532
I certainly do
I won't work.

480
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:52,068
Al fell off. You are the only one
the option I have left.

481
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,837
And I follow the festival
from 9:00 am

482
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:56,340
until midnight tomorrow, so please
put on some comfortable shoes.

483
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:58,008
Not these.

484
00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:00,143
last time,
I will not attend

485
00:21:00,144 --> 00:21:04,315
nor participate in
this damn festival.

486
00:21:07,051 --> 00:21:08,585
What?

487
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,154
What? What is that view?

488
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,424
No, I just...

489
00:21:14,425 --> 00:21:15,692
I just wanted to remind you

490
00:21:15,693 --> 00:21:18,328
that there are certain things

491
00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:20,164
which I do.

492
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:21,898
Certain things with blood

493
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:24,034
which I do.

494
00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:25,602
For you.

495
00:21:25,603 --> 00:21:27,304
Things that maybe
I don't want to work

496
00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:29,172
but i do them anyway.

497
00:21:29,173 --> 00:21:31,307
Well, maybe...

498
00:21:31,308 --> 00:21:34,578
could you do something for me

499
00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:36,580
what you don't want to do.

500
00:21:36,581 --> 00:21:38,715
This is blackmail.

501
00:21:38,716 --> 00:21:41,584
You're blackmailing me.

502
00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,086
And remember,

503
00:21:43,087 --> 00:21:45,155
this is the good side
my face.

504
00:21:49,193 --> 00:21:51,729
Doc Martin and Elaine's office.

505
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:54,398
How can I help you today?

506
00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:56,667
Oh, yes. All right. That.

507
00:21:58,002 --> 00:22:00,403
They need a doctor
at Salty Breeze.

508
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,306
Someone burned their hand.

509
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,310
And see you tomorrow

510
00:22:06,311 --> 00:22:07,945
at the Blueberry Festival

511
00:22:07,946 --> 00:22:11,582
at 9:00 am,
live from Port Wenn.

512
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,317
Have a nice evening.

513
00:22:14,218 --> 00:22:16,420
And good night.

514
00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:18,388
It burns all the time,

515
00:22:18,389 --> 00:22:20,657
don't sleep
don't pay attention.

516
00:22:20,658 --> 00:22:21,792
It will be fine.

517
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:24,060
But what's wrong...

518
00:22:24,061 --> 00:22:26,930
is that people get hurt
because of the pie baking competition.

519
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,532
No, you can't wrap it too much.

520
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,701
I need my hand all day tomorrow.
I have to bake.

521
00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:32,703
- Can you hear what you're saying?
- I have to bake.

522
00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,171
You are experiencing
nervous breakdown

523
00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:35,538
because of the pie competition.

524
00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:36,573
I have to bake.

525
00:22:36,574 --> 00:22:38,575
Greg, honey, this is a pie contest

526
00:22:38,576 --> 00:22:40,444
it gives you an anxiety attack.

527
00:22:40,445 --> 00:22:42,313
But won't it be worth it
if i win?

528
00:22:42,314 --> 00:22:43,446
Not.

529
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:44,981
The whole year I listen only to Fr

530
00:22:44,982 --> 00:22:47,851
George's lobster sandwiches
and George's stew.

531
00:22:47,852 --> 00:22:50,421
I... People just see me
like a guy with money,

532
00:22:50,422 --> 00:22:52,289
some silent partner,

533
00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:55,025
George's less creative
the other half,

534
00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:56,793
but I am more than that.

535
00:22:56,794 --> 00:22:58,128
Can't you just give it to him
a sedative?

536
00:22:58,129 --> 00:23:00,297
Everyone in this town needs it
a sedative.

537
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:04,067
I can't win a pie contest.

538
00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,402
Barry will win.

539
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:07,838
- Barry always wins.
- He always wins.

540
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,007
But just once I would like to
win another,

541
00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:14,844
third, honorable mention,
the most acidic filling.

542
00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:17,147
That would prove me too
i can make things.

543
00:23:17,148 --> 00:23:18,548
That I'm good with my hands.

544
00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:20,984
- Just not with this hand.
- I know.

545
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:24,788
I should be happy
because of Barry's success.

546
00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:26,790
Irma told me what she was like
had a troubled youth.

547
00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,225
Wait, what do you mean by that?

548
00:23:28,226 --> 00:23:30,794
Just how he rose above
of all his health problems

549
00:23:30,795 --> 00:23:32,696
to become this local legend.

550
00:23:32,697 --> 00:23:34,564
I was a troubled teenager myself.

551
00:23:34,565 --> 00:23:37,301
In high school,
the football team locked me out

552
00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:38,835
into the janitor's closet

553
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,005
after I put in the strands.

554
00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:43,540
Where's my prize?

555
00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:45,542
So you're saying it's Barry
was sick as a kid?

556
00:23:45,543 --> 00:23:47,410
- A terrible disease?
- It was just acne.

557
00:23:47,411 --> 00:23:49,446
Horrible acne.
Supposedly awful.

558
00:23:49,447 --> 00:23:50,814
Disfiguring.

559
00:23:50,815 --> 00:23:53,450
Irma went to graduation
with Scary Barry.

560
00:23:53,451 --> 00:23:54,585
So he had bad skin?

561
00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:56,586
And my mother gave me up.

562
00:23:56,587 --> 00:23:58,455
Maybe I should write that
berries

563
00:23:58,456 --> 00:24:00,256
over the top of your pie.

564
00:24:00,257 --> 00:24:02,559
Greg, honey. Hey, look at me.

565
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,562
- Look at me.
- Look over there.

566
00:24:04,563 --> 00:24:06,830
I love you. Very.

567
00:24:06,831 --> 00:24:08,699
But this is not worth it.

568
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,667
Year after year,
you are driving yourself crazy

569
00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:13,170
because of the blueberry!

570
00:24:13,171 --> 00:24:14,638
Oh!

571
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:17,641
That!

572
00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,568
Hi.

573
00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:46,170
Are you recording this?

574
00:24:46,171 --> 00:24:47,904
Do you see that?

575
00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:50,407
Ah, okay. Ahem.

576
00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:52,576
I'm reporting live from Port Wenn

577
00:24:52,577 --> 00:24:54,478
the annual Blueberry Festival,

578
00:24:54,479 --> 00:24:56,546
I'm Elaine Denton.

579
00:24:56,547 --> 00:24:59,283
Let's seize this moment
to get reactions

580
00:24:59,284 --> 00:25:03,987
from a man and a woman
on the street, okay?

581
00:25:03,988 --> 00:25:06,824
- This should be fascinating.
- Seriously.

582
00:25:06,825 --> 00:25:08,191
So men and women
on the street?

583
00:25:08,192 --> 00:25:09,826
That's everyone on the street.

584
00:25:09,827 --> 00:25:11,695
Mmm. You want to get
reaction from a pig?

585
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,430
Aren't you going to set the pig
question?

586
00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:14,931
Good afternoon, sir.

587
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:18,268
As you like it
festival this year?

588
00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:21,071
- It's okay.
- Okay?

589
00:25:21,072 --> 00:25:23,540
So that's all
what do you feel

590
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,475
Uh, okay.

591
00:25:25,476 --> 00:25:26,743
Oh, no. Sorry. I ask.

592
00:25:26,744 --> 00:25:29,814
- Is it okay?
- Oh, okay.

593
00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:34,718
Okay. Have you ever
really hit someone

594
00:25:34,719 --> 00:25:36,253
with your rolling pin?

595
00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:40,090
Cobbler, crushed or crunchy,

596
00:25:40,091 --> 00:25:43,260
can anything really be measured
with pie?

597
00:25:46,864 --> 00:25:49,566
Hello ma'am, have you traveled
a long distance

598
00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:52,002
to try the best
blueberries from Maine

599
00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:53,804
here in Port Wenn?

600
00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:56,973
Elaine, it's me, Irma.

601
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,342
Hey, how many people now
watching my live stream?

602
00:25:59,343 --> 00:26:00,710
How should I know?

603
00:26:00,711 --> 00:26:02,579
The number is at the top
screen.

604
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,415
What are you, a hundred years old?

605
00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:05,682
Two.

606
00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:08,219
Al and someone called
Port Wenn-dy.

607
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,220
Is that it?

608
00:26:10,221 --> 00:26:12,655
No one else in the whole city
not watching my broadcast?

609
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:15,059
It's not the moon landing,
and everyone is here.

610
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,960
Oh, this is a disaster.

611
00:26:16,961 --> 00:26:19,229
How am I ever going to get any
national audience?

612
00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,565
I can't even make friends
and neighbors to watch me.

613
00:26:21,566 --> 00:26:24,034
Wait. We have one more
live viewers.

614
00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:27,938
- That's your mother.
- Is it just now turning on?

615
00:26:27,939 --> 00:26:32,009
No, but he comments.
"Is that my jacket?"

616
00:26:33,711 --> 00:26:36,413
Oh, this is something.

617
00:26:36,414 --> 00:26:37,948
This is something.
This is something.

618
00:26:37,949 --> 00:26:39,449
Doc!

619
00:26:41,419 --> 00:26:43,754
Okay, now, everyone!

620
00:26:44,455 --> 00:26:46,456
One dollar per roll.

621
00:26:46,457 --> 00:26:48,425
All proceeds go to benefit

622
00:26:48,426 --> 00:26:51,562
Black mold removal fund
in prison!

623
00:26:51,563 --> 00:26:55,098
- Oh, Kimberly, um, how are you?
- I got your message.

624
00:26:55,099 --> 00:26:57,834
Oh, yes, oh
um, notice.

625
00:26:57,835 --> 00:27:00,437
That. I just wanted you
keep up to date.

626
00:27:00,438 --> 00:27:02,306
Well, I just have to go there because...

627
00:27:02,307 --> 00:27:03,606
I just have a thing for the plunge pool

628
00:27:03,607 --> 00:27:04,975
which I somehow do
right now.

629
00:27:04,976 --> 00:27:06,877
My mother heard the voicemail
that you left me.

630
00:27:06,878 --> 00:27:08,845
- Is it?
- I'll kill you.

631
00:27:08,846 --> 00:27:12,282
Okay. Okay. You know, we don't have to
like, throw...

632
00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:14,051
We just, you know, can...

633
00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:15,886
Okay, so if you just...

634
00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:19,589
Marilyn? Yvonne? Gretchen?!
Gretchen.

635
00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:21,291
Oh, you girls just got my call.

636
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,560
That's good because, that's good

637
00:27:23,561 --> 00:27:24,828
because it used to be
went to voicemail.

638
00:27:24,829 --> 00:27:26,697
I wasn't sure. Okay, ladies.

639
00:27:26,698 --> 00:27:28,698
Let's just remember
if this is a game, huh?

640
00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:29,966
It's all for fun.

641
00:27:29,967 --> 00:27:31,268
Greater response
than usual

642
00:27:31,269 --> 00:27:32,436
at the plunge pool this year.

643
00:27:32,437 --> 00:27:33,670
All players appear

644
00:27:33,671 --> 00:27:34,938
very motivated.

645
00:27:34,939 --> 00:27:36,774
Your faces are just so angry.

646
00:27:39,077 --> 00:27:40,710
- Okay!
- Oops!

647
00:27:40,711 --> 00:27:42,479
That was a real missile,
Karen. That was...

648
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,548
- Whoah!
- My name is Carol.

649
00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:46,883
Carol. I thought...
I knew that.

650
00:27:46,884 --> 00:27:48,885
She has very strong feelings about

651
00:27:48,886 --> 00:27:51,688
eradicating that prison mold.

652
00:27:51,689 --> 00:27:53,723
You, you really are
threw a lot there.

653
00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:55,759
Whoah! Okay, that was...

654
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,861
Aah!

655
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,530
Okay! I felt it.

656
00:28:00,531 --> 00:28:03,166
Everything is, like, broken.

657
00:28:05,903 --> 00:28:07,138
Okay.

658
00:28:11,009 --> 00:28:13,810
Okay, okay, okay.
Enough, enough, refuse!

659
00:28:13,811 --> 00:28:16,312
Ladies, come on!
Come on, enough, enough!

660
00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:17,815
Okay, that's enough!

661
00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:21,518
Hey.

662
00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,054
Is this embarrassing for me?

663
00:28:25,055 --> 00:28:26,456
That.

664
00:28:27,858 --> 00:28:30,293
Attention!
Attention, everyone!

665
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:32,528
It's almost time!
The judges are done

666
00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:34,397
your last round of tasting,
and we will start soon

667
00:28:34,398 --> 00:28:37,433
award ceremony for
annual competition

668
00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:39,268
in Blueberry Pie Baking in Port Wenn.

669
00:28:39,269 --> 00:28:40,903
Now, somewhere in the crowd

670
00:28:40,904 --> 00:28:42,137
could be this year's winner.

671
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:43,305
Who will it be?

672
00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,475
Enter the Legion Hall
and take a seat!

673
00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,042
Oh, wait, oh, wait.

674
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:48,644
We are full.

675
00:28:48,645 --> 00:28:49,545
Sorry.

676
00:28:49,546 --> 00:28:51,213
Well, it's not my fault!

677
00:28:51,214 --> 00:28:52,948
Come on, you should have known!

678
00:28:52,949 --> 00:28:55,051
No, no.

679
00:28:55,052 --> 00:28:57,687
You know better than that.

680
00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:12,268
- Hey.
- Okay.

681
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,777
- Um, sorry.
- Um.

682
00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:24,547
Perfectly.

683
00:29:24,548 --> 00:29:27,483
Tucked away
to an overcrowded fire station.

684
00:29:27,484 --> 00:29:29,318
Shh.

685
00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:31,153
Completely shut down every year.

686
00:29:31,154 --> 00:29:32,288
Set aside every year.

687
00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:33,589
I'm trying to watch this.

688
00:29:33,590 --> 00:29:35,658
Oh, of course, of course.
Sorry.

689
00:29:35,659 --> 00:29:37,293
Okay, how many people are watching now?

690
00:29:37,294 --> 00:29:39,161
I mean live streaming.

691
00:29:39,162 --> 00:29:41,063
- One.
- Just my mom?

692
00:29:41,064 --> 00:29:44,166
Okay. I guess Al
managed to get inside.

693
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:45,734
Okay. ok ahem
okay.

694
00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:48,170
This is so stressful.

695
00:29:48,171 --> 00:29:50,507
Pull yourself together.

696
00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:56,546
Louisa, you're stopping me
circulation in your fingers.

697
00:29:56,547 --> 00:29:58,147
Just another simple person

698
00:29:58,148 --> 00:30:01,617
who tries to distract herself
from the grim reality, I suppose.

699
00:30:01,618 --> 00:30:03,986
I-I didn't mean to imply
that you are simple.

700
00:30:03,987 --> 00:30:05,521
I-I just...

701
00:30:05,522 --> 00:30:07,323
T-It's just a pie contest.

702
00:30:07,324 --> 00:30:10,059
No, it's more than that.
But you wouldn't understand

703
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,126
because you don't want to understand.

704
00:30:11,127 --> 00:30:12,428
And you don't want to understand

705
00:30:12,429 --> 00:30:14,630
because you actually
don't care.

706
00:30:14,631 --> 00:30:18,034
I'm number two.

707
00:30:18,035 --> 00:30:20,936
Good evening.
Good afternoon, mom.

708
00:30:20,937 --> 00:30:23,039
I'm Elaine Denton

709
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,940
which records, reports live

710
00:30:24,941 --> 00:30:29,279
inside the Legion Hall where it is
the trial has just begun.

711
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,814
It's over. It's over.

712
00:30:31,815 --> 00:30:34,583
And basically they are
ate all the pies

713
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,785
and we will know the winner soon.

714
00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:38,787
Live. With me.

715
00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:43,058
Your daughter.
For Blue News.

716
00:30:43,059 --> 00:30:44,594
Blue news.

717
00:30:46,296 --> 00:30:48,964
ladies and gentlemen,
good day

718
00:30:48,965 --> 00:30:52,001
Uh, we, the judges, brought it
their final decisions.

719
00:30:52,002 --> 00:30:55,304
As you know,
this is blind testing.

720
00:30:55,305 --> 00:30:58,574
And it's my job,
privilege, honor,

721
00:30:58,575 --> 00:31:01,510
announce that it is
in third place,

722
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:04,447
asks 21.

723
00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:06,282
What?

724
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,717
It's me. It's me.

725
00:31:08,718 --> 00:31:10,420
Not.
It's me.

726
00:31:10,421 --> 00:31:11,887
- No.
- It's me.

727
00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:13,656
Wow, big surprise.

728
00:31:13,657 --> 00:31:17,160
It's Greg Garrison
took third place.

729
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,463
Also, mom, can I hold
jacket?

730
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,732
- I think it suits me well.
- I did it! I did it!

731
00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:26,268
I did something good!
And I placed!

732
00:31:26,269 --> 00:31:29,071
I knew you could do it,
baby!

733
00:31:29,072 --> 00:31:31,875
But j-j-i always wins third.
Always.

734
00:31:33,176 --> 00:31:34,911
Does this mean...

735
00:31:39,282 --> 00:31:42,818
And in the second place,
we chose

736
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,521
pie number seven.

737
00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:47,156
It's me.

738
00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:48,725
Well, mom,
you were right.

739
00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:50,159
Sally Milo took over

740
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,261
second place again this year.

741
00:31:52,262 --> 00:31:54,430
Wait. Wait.

742
00:31:54,431 --> 00:31:56,165
What does this mean?

743
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,633
I'm not...

744
00:31:57,634 --> 00:32:00,036
Am I? Am I?

745
00:32:00,037 --> 00:32:01,805
Did I take the first one?

746
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:08,911
And thank you.
In the first place...

747
00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:09,946
Excuse me.

748
00:32:11,915 --> 00:32:16,852
Pie 13 is in first place.

749
00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:18,788
What?

750
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:23,960
Oh! Again?

751
00:32:23,961 --> 00:32:26,929
And as always, Barry Hammers
takes first place

752
00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,998
in the annual competition
in baking pies in Port Wenn.

753
00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:31,167
I didn't even...

754
00:32:31,168 --> 00:32:32,902
I didn't even place?

755
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,517
Aunt Sarah!

756
00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:54,156
I'm fine.

757
00:32:54,157 --> 00:32:56,292
No, your heartbeat is weak
and irregular.

758
00:32:56,293 --> 00:32:57,593
How long until the ambulance arrives?

759
00:32:57,594 --> 00:32:59,428
Ten minutes.
They're all out at the hospital.

760
00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:01,530
- We can take her in my car.
- No, we need oxygen.

761
00:33:01,531 --> 00:33:03,699
- We can last ten minutes.
- I'm okay.

762
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:07,904
Not. You just need to be calm
and quiet, okay?

763
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:16,712
Oh, um, clear the street
in front of the Legion Hall.

764
00:33:16,713 --> 00:33:18,214
Emergency services
comes to get sarah

765
00:33:18,215 --> 00:33:19,581
and you all think
good thoughts.

766
00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:21,450
- She'll be okay.
- Okay.

767
00:33:21,451 --> 00:33:23,820
We are waiting for an ambulance.

768
00:33:23,821 --> 00:33:25,921
- ...we are waiting for an ambulance...
- I don't understand.

769
00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,289
She was fine all day,

770
00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:28,991
until the last round of judging.

771
00:33:28,992 --> 00:33:30,293
When did she start feeling bad?

772
00:33:30,294 --> 00:33:31,427
We ate so much.

773
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,262
I think it has started

774
00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:35,764
just as we were tasting
last few pies.

775
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:37,332
Those pies.

776
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,703
Well, she's wide open
assortment of medicines.

777
00:33:40,704 --> 00:33:42,905
It is possible that some ingredient
in one of the pies

778
00:33:42,906 --> 00:33:45,207
reacts badly with...

779
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:46,709
W-which one of those pies is it
ate last?

780
00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:49,478
- Um, um, the one over there, number seven.
- Oh, that's my pie.

781
00:33:49,479 --> 00:33:51,580
Okay, I need you to tell me
exactly what's in your pie

782
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:54,016
immediately, every ingredient.

783
00:33:54,017 --> 00:33:56,318
Oh, that's, uh, nothing out of the ordinary.

784
00:33:56,319 --> 00:34:00,155
Um, lard, lard in, um,
organic wheat crusts.

785
00:34:00,156 --> 00:34:01,390
Mm-hmm.

786
00:34:01,391 --> 00:34:03,893
And, uh, sugar,
corn starch, lemon.

787
00:34:03,894 --> 00:34:05,294
Blueberries, of course.

788
00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:07,296
Oh, do I have to say?

789
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,931
That!

790
00:34:08,932 --> 00:34:13,035
Just a dash of powdered MSG.

791
00:34:14,671 --> 00:34:17,807
My mother always said
that the blueberries live on.

792
00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:18,841
And there was nothing.

793
00:34:18,842 --> 00:34:21,277
It was like, no,
hardly anything there.

794
00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:23,078
Monosodium glutamate
would only cause

795
00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:24,714
slight increase in heart rate.

796
00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:26,615
That's not what's happening
here. It's not MSG.

797
00:34:26,616 --> 00:34:29,318
But that MSG is a violation
competition rules.

798
00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:32,722
All organic, all ingredients
home grown. You cheated.

799
00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:35,524
Sally Milo, I'm afraid
that we must eliminate you

800
00:34:35,525 --> 00:34:36,893
from the competition.

801
00:34:36,894 --> 00:34:39,461
Not. No, George, no!

802
00:34:39,462 --> 00:34:42,698
Well, who made that pie,
number 14, there?

803
00:34:42,699 --> 00:34:44,467
That would be it
fourth place, right?

804
00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:47,537
That's mine.
That's, that's my pie.

805
00:34:49,706 --> 00:34:52,341
oh, um
greetings, everyone.

806
00:34:52,342 --> 00:34:54,177
Uh, very surprising
development of events

807
00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:56,546
here at the pie contest.

808
00:34:56,547 --> 00:34:58,715
Silence, everyone, everyone!

809
00:34:58,716 --> 00:35:00,816
What pie did Sarah eat
before Sally?

810
00:35:00,817 --> 00:35:02,184
Uh, that one over there, pie 13.

811
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,753
Yes, yes, it's blueberry pie
Blue Barry.

812
00:35:03,754 --> 00:35:06,822
I can guarantee you
that the ingredients are in my pie

813
00:35:06,823 --> 00:35:10,793
as always, 100% organic
and domestic cultivation.

814
00:35:10,794 --> 00:35:12,595
Did you grow the ingredients yourself?

815
00:35:12,596 --> 00:35:13,729
That.

816
00:35:13,730 --> 00:35:15,264
And what fertilizers did you use?
or pesticides?

817
00:35:15,265 --> 00:35:17,733
How dare you
do you even ask me that?

818
00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:20,536
Do you even know
What does organic mean?

819
00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:22,571
Will we really?
allow this stranger

820
00:35:22,572 --> 00:35:25,441
to come to our city
and questioning me?

821
00:35:25,442 --> 00:35:28,611
Blue Barry,
Blueberry Festival mascot.

822
00:35:28,612 --> 00:35:30,579
sorry,
I was just asking if...

823
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:32,581
Then I'm just telling you

824
00:35:32,582 --> 00:35:36,585
that I am guaranteed that they are
my pie ingredients

825
00:35:36,586 --> 00:35:41,457
were 100% certified organic.

826
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:44,760
Wait, t-he guaranteed you
who?

827
00:35:44,761 --> 00:35:46,628
I.

828
00:35:46,629 --> 00:35:48,597
I guaranteed myself.

829
00:35:48,598 --> 00:35:50,533
You bought that pie, didn't you?

830
00:35:50,534 --> 00:35:52,167
No, no, of course not.

831
00:35:52,168 --> 00:35:53,402
I don't care if that pie came

832
00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:54,537
from your kitchen or container

833
00:35:54,538 --> 00:35:55,737
behind Salty Breeze.

834
00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:57,439
I'm just worried
my aunt's life.

835
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,942
Now, whether you know it or not

836
00:35:58,943 --> 00:36:01,044
what's in that pie?

837
00:36:01,045 --> 00:36:03,011
I don't know. I bought it.

838
00:36:04,614 --> 00:36:07,583
Online. But there was nothing
unusual in her.

839
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:10,552
I-I swear to you, I swear.

840
00:36:10,553 --> 00:36:12,154
If only I could describe

841
00:36:12,155 --> 00:36:13,555
feeling in
room right now.

842
00:36:13,556 --> 00:36:16,659
- It's electrified.
- You're P-Blue Barry.

843
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:19,295
Because of everyone
the blueberries you eat.

844
00:36:19,296 --> 00:36:23,031
Because, year after year,
day and night,

845
00:36:23,032 --> 00:36:25,334
you bake blueberry pies.

846
00:36:25,335 --> 00:36:27,402
I can't even cook!

847
00:36:27,403 --> 00:36:28,837
Oh, my god.

848
00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,073
And it's not from blueberries,
Bert.

849
00:36:31,074 --> 00:36:34,676
Use colloidal silver already,
what, 40 years?

850
00:36:34,677 --> 00:36:37,079
You went to that dermatologist
when you were a teenager

851
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,582
and he wrote it down for you
for your chronic acne, right?

852
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,884
But you should have used it
lotion only two months,

853
00:36:41,885 --> 00:36:44,520
not decades,
and you turned blue,

854
00:36:44,521 --> 00:36:47,390
which is a long-term side effect
excessive use.

855
00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:49,458
You need to stop using it.

856
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:51,394
I loved being blue.

857
00:36:51,395 --> 00:36:53,496
It became my identity.

858
00:36:54,531 --> 00:36:57,166
It gave me a place in this city.

859
00:36:57,167 --> 00:36:59,768
I wasn't a freak anymore.

860
00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:03,272
I was... a mascot.

861
00:37:03,273 --> 00:37:06,609
At least I made my pie!

862
00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:09,945
- If I'm out, he's out too!
- Oh, my God.

863
00:37:09,946 --> 00:37:11,847
Moments like these
they remind us

864
00:37:11,848 --> 00:37:15,451
why we are alive
and why we bake pies.

865
00:37:15,452 --> 00:37:17,619
And what about you
Louisa? W-what's in yours?

866
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,154
Oh, uh, nothing.

867
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,656
I mean, I mean, nothing
which could harm her.

868
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,258
But didn't you say you had?
new baking trick

869
00:37:22,259 --> 00:37:23,559
in the sleeve? What was that?

870
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,994
N-I was soaking blueberries
in spinach water

871
00:37:24,995 --> 00:37:26,428
24 hours before baking.

872
00:37:26,429 --> 00:37:28,331
I read about it
in an old French cookbook.

873
00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:29,699
That should be maintained
sweet berries,

874
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,400
but i promise i'm spinach
grown by myself

875
00:37:31,401 --> 00:37:33,135
and I didn't break any rules.
I never break the rules.

876
00:37:33,136 --> 00:37:34,437
Well, fresh blueberries
in cold water

877
00:37:34,438 --> 00:37:35,938
would absorb a huge amount
calcium

878
00:37:35,939 --> 00:37:37,573
and oxalate from fresh spinach,

879
00:37:37,574 --> 00:37:39,609
and her old blood thinners
would react negatively,

880
00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:42,211
but I switched it to
a new drug, so that--

881
00:37:42,212 --> 00:37:43,445
She didn't take it
a new drug

882
00:37:43,446 --> 00:37:45,147
because it was too expensive.

883
00:37:45,148 --> 00:37:47,149
It's still on
to the old blood thinner.

884
00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:48,417
I knew
that I should have called you.

885
00:37:48,418 --> 00:37:49,919
The ambulance is almost here.

886
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,553
- It's spinach.
- Oh, no.

887
00:37:51,554 --> 00:37:53,322
He needs a heparin injection.
It will be okay.

888
00:37:53,323 --> 00:37:54,923
Let's just sit her down.

889
00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,826
I'm glad it's going to be okay,
but i can't.

890
00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:58,827
- This way. This way.
- This way, this way...

891
00:37:58,828 --> 00:38:02,632
I just can't believe it
if i won...

892
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,401
I actually won.

893
00:38:06,402 --> 00:38:09,472
Well, I guess you'll work
my favorite meals all month.

894
00:38:09,473 --> 00:38:12,141
Fried chicken, i
macaroni and cheese, and that--

895
00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:13,443
- Stop talking.
- What?

896
00:38:13,444 --> 00:38:14,843
Gregory Denise Garrison,

897
00:38:14,844 --> 00:38:16,846
did you just tell Bert
that we will

898
00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,547
well, i would work
his favorite dishes

899
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:19,982
if you win the pie contest?

900
00:38:19,983 --> 00:38:22,184
Oh, wait, wait.
It's not over yet, folks.

901
00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:23,852
No, of course not.
I never would.

902
00:38:23,853 --> 00:38:27,823
I mean, I may have mentioned
in jest

903
00:38:27,824 --> 00:38:30,593
to adapt a little
to his taste,

904
00:38:30,594 --> 00:38:32,928
and if I were to place
at the competition,

905
00:38:32,929 --> 00:38:35,597
I may have shown
what's my pie

906
00:38:35,598 --> 00:38:39,535
I don't know.
This competition is driving me crazy.

907
00:38:39,536 --> 00:38:41,604
Well, Sarah is on her way
to the hospital.

908
00:38:41,605 --> 00:38:43,439
Doc Martin says
that it will be fine

909
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,274
but if I'm not mistaken,

910
00:38:45,275 --> 00:38:47,477
there is one final twist
in the trial he asks,

911
00:38:47,478 --> 00:38:49,311
and, yes, here it comes.

912
00:38:49,312 --> 00:38:52,014
Gregory Garrison, you are
summarily disqualified

913
00:38:52,015 --> 00:38:55,051
from the competition due to
unconscionable behavior.

914
00:38:55,052 --> 00:38:56,085
We'll talk tonight.

915
00:38:56,086 --> 00:38:57,787
He's out, Greg's gone,

916
00:38:57,788 --> 00:39:00,790
and like the phoenix that
rises from the ashes.

917
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:04,427
Which means it is
the official and final winner

918
00:39:04,428 --> 00:39:06,128
of this year's annual
pie baking competitions

919
00:39:06,129 --> 00:39:07,697
from blueberries in Port Wenn...

920
00:39:07,698 --> 00:39:10,332
Can you believe what
here we look today?

921
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,868
Louisa Gavin.

922
00:39:13,169 --> 00:39:15,037
Hoo-hoo!

923
00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:18,541
Oh, my God!

924
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,708
That!

925
00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:21,577
Wait, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.

926
00:39:21,578 --> 00:39:23,579
We have to take Sarah
to the hospital.

927
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:26,649
No, no, you stay.
She will be fine.

928
00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:28,051
You did it.

929
00:39:28,052 --> 00:39:29,752
You deserve this, you won.

930
00:39:35,992 --> 00:39:38,895
Oh, I, uh...

931
00:39:46,670 --> 00:39:47,904
Oh!

932
00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:55,311
- Stop!
- Stop!

933
00:39:55,312 --> 00:39:58,614
Ah!

934
00:39:58,615 --> 00:40:01,684
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!

935
00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:14,631
Did I scare you?

936
00:40:18,002 --> 00:40:19,469
That.

937
00:40:22,406 --> 00:40:24,306
I don't like the idea

938
00:40:24,307 --> 00:40:26,676
to be in this stupid city
without you.

939
00:40:28,545 --> 00:40:31,781
And if you couldn't afford it
new drug,

940
00:40:31,782 --> 00:40:33,048
you should have told me.

941
00:40:33,049 --> 00:40:35,652
I'm sorry, Martin, I just...

942
00:40:37,387 --> 00:40:39,722
I was so angry because...

943
00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:45,761
I thought you were coming
for lunch,

944
00:40:45,762 --> 00:40:47,263
but you didn't.

945
00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:51,600
And I just...

946
00:40:51,601 --> 00:40:54,037
Just trying to catch up
wasted time.

947
00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:56,272
I just want to--

948
00:40:56,273 --> 00:40:57,907
You want to spend more time
with me?

949
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,510
That.

950
00:41:03,613 --> 00:41:05,848
So...

951
00:41:05,849 --> 00:41:09,551
Maybe I turned down the role
pie judge,

952
00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:13,289
but I will accept the role
your nephew.

953
00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:16,058
And you can be
my weekly lunch companion.

954
00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,160
Guaranteed.

955
00:41:18,161 --> 00:41:19,596
Twice a week.

956
00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:22,564
Provided that lunch follows

957
00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:25,267
a quick walk from
at least 10,000 steps.

958
00:41:25,268 --> 00:41:27,202
- Ten thousand steps?
- Mm-hmm.

959
00:41:27,203 --> 00:41:30,440
And no more fried cod.

960
00:41:30,441 --> 00:41:33,176
Greeting. Would anyone like to
tonight's dessert?

961
00:41:33,177 --> 00:41:34,944
Ice cream.

962
00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:42,051
Not.

963
00:41:44,121 --> 00:41:45,655
Oh.

964
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:58,000
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