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Hey. Ready?

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Come on! Show me excited.

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Yes!

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Yeah. I'm pretty excited too.

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Today I'm headed
over to the job fair

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at valley view high school
to find some new interns.

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Wanna get some fresh blood,
uh, euthanize this place.

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Hey, we doin' this thing? Yeah.

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Oh, my god, Darryl.

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You look like Barack Obama.

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Everybody, I'm
dating Barack Obama.

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Why are you dressed like that?
Like what?

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Like you're applying for a loan.

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Maybe he's going to church.
Or court.

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Figured I'd look presentable.

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You...went a different way.

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I think you look nice.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Okay. Here's what
we're going to do.

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I'm going to instruct the kids
about management and sales.

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Oscar will be in
charge of accounting.

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Pam will be eye candy.

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No, and also because
that is your Alma mater.

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Darryl will hire some
kids for the warehouse.

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We don't have to worry
about internships with them

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because they definitely
ain't goin' to college.

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What college did
you go to, Mike?

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Let's go!

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*

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Today I am meeting
a potential client

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on the golf course

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because Ryan put
me on probation.

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You remember Ryan.
He was the temp here.

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Yeah. And, uh...

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It is not a good time
for me to lose my job

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since I have some pretty
big long-term plans

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in my personal life with Pam

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that I'd like her parents
to be psyched about.

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So I am about to do something
very bold at this job

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that I've never done before--

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try.

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Whoa!

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Mr. Maguire.

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It's been a couple of years.

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Hey, Jim, how are ya?
Nice to see you, man.

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Oh, no!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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My grandfather would
be spinning in his urn

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if he knew that I was out
here with a dartmouth boy.

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You take that shirt
off right now,

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or I will take it
off for you, sir.

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I am totally

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and completely kidding!

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Andy Bernard.

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Cornell. '95.

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Phil Maguire, dartmouth, '74.

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Oop. Got some blisties.

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Yeah, you do.

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Hit about 1,200 balls last night

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in preparation for today, so
hands are a little tender.

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It's actually not funny at all.

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It's incredibly painful.

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Let's make it interesting.

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Say, uh...10 bucks a hole.

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Great.

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What are we talkin'? Skins?

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Acey deucy? Bingo bango bongo?

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Sandies, barkies, arnies?

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Wolf? What?

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I'm gonna take

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this petty cash that
I got from Oscar

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and turn it into
next month's rent.

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So many memories
in this old gym.

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Pretending I have pms

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so I didn't have
to play volleyball.

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Pretending I have pms

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so I didn't have
to play basketball.

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Those were the days.

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Little over the top,
don't you think?

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Show 'em what you brought, Mike.

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Um...

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That's all we brought.

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This is all we need. We'll see.

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Yes, we will see, Oscar.

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We will see,

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because a blank sheet of paper

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equals endless possibilities.

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Conceptual. All right.

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We are...

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Open for business.

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Hello.

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Andy, you're up. Let's go.

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Giddy-up. Let's do this.

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People assume I'm great at golf,

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but like everybody,

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I hated golf lessons
when I was a kid.

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So I used to just hang out
with the sailing club instead.

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Got my knot on.

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Damn it!

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Guys, do we have
to stay all day?

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I mean, Michael's gone.
Can't we just go?

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Yeah. And I finished
my work months ago.

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Excuse me, people.

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It has come to my attention

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that some of you have forgotten
who is in charge here.

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When Michael is gone,
Jim is in charge.

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When Jim is gone, Andy
and I are in charge.

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When Andy is gone, you
answer to me, okay?

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Excuse me, where do
you think you're going?

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Oh, no, no, no.
You're not leaving.

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No! Stanley.

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Do not walk out that door!

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If you walk out that
door, so help me,

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I will--

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he left.

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Last time I checked,

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the American workday

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ends at 5:00 P.M.

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You will all stay at your desks

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until that time

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or you will suffer
the consequences.

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What consequences?

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I will tell on you.

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There's some filing,

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restocking the supply shelves,

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replacing the water jug,
which nobody likes to do.

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Um...

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We, uh,

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eat a lot of cake.

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Cool.

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Yeah, and, uh, you know,

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you basically, you learn
how an office runs.

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Hello. So...

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Hi. Can I talk to you for a sec?

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Excuse me. This is
Michael, my boss.

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Yeah. Justin.

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Hey, remember what
we talked about

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in the car on the way out?

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"Only the best and
the brightest"?

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He's nice, and he
seems interested.

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He's totally wrong, Pam.

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Hey...

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Hi. How you doin'?

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Listen, I don't think

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that a handsome, funny, smart,

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funny-looking kid like you

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should limit himself.

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You could do whatever
you wanna do.

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You could be a classy janitor

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or a cashier with
dignity or a...

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Migraine worker.

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Maybe for you, paper
should be more of a hobby.

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Sorry for wasting your time.

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Oh, no problem.

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And he signed!

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He put his name
on the piece of--

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okay, that...

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Was supposed to
be a blank canvas

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on which to put their
hopes and dreams,

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and he just...

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Made it into a stupid
piece of paper.

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We need another one immediately.

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Yeah. The booth is
lame without it.

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I only brought the one.

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Are you mental?

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Michael, do you remember
you specifically told me

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to only bring one
sheet of paper?

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You said it only takes one
sheet to make a difference.

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And I said, "are
you sure, Michael?"

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And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam."

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And then you sneezed in my tea.

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And then you said, "don't worry.
It's just allergies."

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Do you remember that?

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I...don't.

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Okay. I'll go look
for another one.

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And that...Is why

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I need a smart intern.

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Hey, so, uh, how's the
direct mail business going?

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I can't complain. People
love their junk mail.

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Now, are you gettin' all
your paper from ppc, or...

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You know what, Jim?

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I'm not really looking to
change things up right now.

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I just came out here to get
out of the office a little bit,

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so why don't we just play, okay?

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Absolutely. Will do.

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So I guess I'll just
work on my short game.

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Hello, there.

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What is this company?

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Well, it's funny
that you should ask,

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because it's really...
More than a company.

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Dunder Mifflin. Paper.

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Thanks.

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It--okay.

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Damn it, Oscar!

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Yeah, I'm trying to lure
these kids into my booth.

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But, uh, kids are very wary

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of being lured these days.

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Thank you, dateline.

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Thank you.

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Extension 128.

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Hiya, pumpkin. It's creed.

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Say we're gonna ditch
this bitch--you in?

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No. You out?

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Pumpkin's out! Let's go, gang.

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My old art room.

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Oh! Maybe it's still here.

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No. No, they must
have taken it down.

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Never mind.

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What do you want?

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Michael, I know you're swamped.

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I just thought you should know

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that everyone in
the office has left

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except for Angela and I.

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Do not worry, though.

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I have taken down their names,

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and I have docked
them a personal day.

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Who cares? I'm not
there, Jim's not there.

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Why should they
have to be there?

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So...what else is up?

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Mich--

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Thank you!

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Whoa--what is this?

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Piece of paper.

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This isn't dunder Mifflin paper.

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It's some sort of
Pendleton crap.

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Well, I think they'll
get the spirit of it.

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Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam!

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We're dying here.

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I want you to go
back to the office,

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and I want you to
get the real stuff.

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I want you to get
ultra white card stock.

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Are you serious?

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Yes. And don't call me Shirley.

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Okay.

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Oh!

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Ah, damn it!

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You know, you could
just pick it up,

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take the triple bogey.

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Yeah, i-- I'll get it out.

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Thank you.

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Yep.

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Ah!

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Come on, tuna!

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Hey. Can't really talk now.
What's up?

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Just checkin' in.
How's it going?

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Uh...you know.

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We'll see. We'll see.

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I just drove 20 miles round
trip back to the office

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to get Michael a single
sheet of white paper.

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00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,435
So...i could have just had
them fax it to me, I guess.

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Oh, I like you.

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Talk to you later?

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Yeah. All right. Bye.

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All right.

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I'm sorry, I got to
annoy you one more time.

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What if I bring
down shipping costs?

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You can try.

258
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But I've looked at your prices.

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Even with free shipping...

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Doesn't work.

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It's just--it's not
in the stars, Jim.

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Six.

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Yeah.

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All right, race
to the next hole!

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Ooh. Winner gets ten bucks.

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Wait--wait for me! Andy!

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Shortcut! Shortcut!

268
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Oh!

269
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I fell in the sand trap.

270
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All of these jobs suck.

271
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I would rather live jobless
on a beach somewhere

272
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off the money from
a large inheritance

273
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than to have to work in
any one of these crapholes.

274
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They suck.

275
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Hey.

276
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Game over.

277
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Justin time.

278
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Hi.

279
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Justin case.

280
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What's your last name?

281
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Polznik.

282
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"This...just in:

283
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Justin polznik."

284
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Huh?

285
00:12:56,785 --> 00:12:59,224
Justin is the ugly
girl in the movie

286
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who takes off her
glasses, and she's hot.

287
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:04,134
And you realize that
she was always hot,

288
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she was just wearing glasses,

289
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and that you were the blind one.

290
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,845
He's the most...

291
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Important thing in
my life right now.

292
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I want you... To meet my family.

293
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,822
Come on.

294
00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:17,326
Oscar Martinez,
accountant extraordinaire.

295
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:18,897
This is Justin.

296
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Hey. Hi.

297
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This is Darryl philbin.

298
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Isn't he big?

299
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:26,310
And you already met her,
Pam beesly, office hottie.

300
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She will do you.

301
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No. No.

302
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,657
But she has already dated
two guys in the office

303
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that we know of, so...

304
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This could be number
three, you never...

305
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Excuse me.

306
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Come here.

307
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,908
I would never say
this to her face,

308
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but she is a wonderful
person and a gifted artist.

309
00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,349
Why--why wouldn't you
say that to her face?

310
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:47,420
So...what do you think?

311
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Think these guys are nice?

312
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Guys I didn't bring
are even better.

313
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Justin...

314
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I'm willing to commit right now.

315
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Would you do me the honor...

316
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Of spending the summer with us

317
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at dunder Mifflin?

318
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,357
I think--i think you
are very special.

319
00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:08,328
You didn't want me before.

320
00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:10,298
That's what you said.

321
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:11,834
No, I didn't.

322
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,973
You were--you were
kind of a jerk to me.

323
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,042
I...

324
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,310
And I'm-- I'm gonna go now.

325
00:14:16,343 --> 00:14:18,715
Why don't--hey.

326
00:14:40,091 --> 00:14:41,761
Ah-choo!

327
00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:45,135
Bless you.

328
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:47,773
Thank you.

329
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:56,291
Okay, Jim, you owe me 120.

330
00:14:56,324 --> 00:15:00,399
And Phil, you owe me 230.

331
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,801
Let's open a tab,

332
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,274
because you and me are
gonna be playin' more often.

333
00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:06,178
Count me in. No.

334
00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:07,180
All right.

335
00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:08,215
Okay.

336
00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:11,955
You had some fun and,
uh, and got paid for it.

337
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:15,495
So let me just get my
last shot in there.

338
00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:17,032
Is there anything
you can do for me?

339
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,167
I'll tell you what.

340
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,206
My fiscal year
ends in two months.

341
00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:21,508
Let's talk then.

342
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,012
Sound good? Absolutely.

343
00:15:23,044 --> 00:15:24,479
Good playing with you guys.

344
00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:25,516
Right on.

345
00:15:28,989 --> 00:15:30,526
You know, it's a tough thing

346
00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:32,363
seeing a grown
man take six shots

347
00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:34,367
to get out of a sand trap.

348
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,239
But I had to give Phil
credit for not quitting.

349
00:15:37,272 --> 00:15:38,674
Which is what I told him.

350
00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:41,180
I also told him that
I don't quit either...

351
00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:42,917
And I'd call him
every single day

352
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:44,487
until he gave me his business.

353
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,357
Which he then did...

354
00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:50,032
After...15 minutes of
me blocking his car.

355
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:53,405
So I am now his paper supplier.

356
00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:58,214
And I shot a 102 today, so
I'm feelin' pretty good.

357
00:15:58,247 --> 00:16:01,421
The job fair will be
closing in five minutes.

358
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:04,627
Eighth period will
commence as scheduled.

359
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,498
Hold down the fort.

360
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,566
I have to do something.

361
00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,124
Excuse me.

362
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,427
If you can hear me,

363
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:24,634
I would like you to look
around at all these companies

364
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:29,577
and know that none of them
are good enough for you.

365
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,348
Handr block?

366
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,783
Come on!

367
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:35,122
I mean, I don't even
know what they do.

368
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:38,327
"Frank Regan funeral home"?

369
00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:40,199
Too much formaldehyde.

370
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,802
The air force?

371
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,042
Air force is cool.

372
00:16:45,076 --> 00:16:48,247
The refreshments?
Bush league, you know?

373
00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:50,119
That's not what you want.

374
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:52,489
Dunder--

375
00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,094
that--okay.

376
00:16:54,127 --> 00:16:55,495
I see security is coming,

377
00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:58,068
so I just wanted to say
come to dunder Mifflin.

378
00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:00,371
Dunder Mifflin,
a great place to work.

379
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,042
Anybody? Show of hands?

380
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,180
Anybody wanna intern
at dunder Mifflin?

381
00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:05,348
We do not offer college credit.

382
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,453
We cannot give you
any sort of pay,

383
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,757
but it is a really
fun work environment.

384
00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:13,565
Anybody? Show of hands?

385
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,705
Damn it. Okay.

386
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,377
I'm gonna wrap it up here.

387
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:23,318
Thank you...For your time.

388
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:26,090
And drive safe.

389
00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:47,865
Thank you.

390
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,337
You're welcome.

391
00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,877
Beers?

392
00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:10,979
You closed it?

393
00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:11,981
I closed it.

394
00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:14,219
Yes! Oh!

395
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,971
Um...congratulations to you, sir.
Thank you.

396
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,809
Oh, thank you very much.
Appreciate it.

397
00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:27,545
Well done. Nice job. Thank you.

398
00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:30,685
You know what? Screw this.

399
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:31,588
Oh!

400
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,756
Ooh.

401
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,429
* bow wow wow

402
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:36,697
* do do do do do do do do *

403
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:38,567
Today I did something stupid.

404
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,804
I questioned myself,

405
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,774
and I will never do that again.

406
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,012
'Cause I look at somebody
like Jim Halpert,

407
00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:47,485
and I think that guy can
do anything he wants to do.

408
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,689
He could...Do anything,

409
00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:54,800
and he chooses to work
here selling paper.

410
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,603
Just like me.

411
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,641
Yeah. Kiss her.

412
00:18:58,674 --> 00:19:00,578
Kiss her good.

413
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:11,467
Hi. Hello.

414
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,002
I was just wondering

415
00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:14,540
what kind of jobs
do you guys have?

416
00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:16,075
Are you interested
in graphic design?

417
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:17,780
Yeah. Um...

418
00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:19,684
Can I fill out an application?

419
00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:20,819
Oh, absolutely. Here.

420
00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:22,722
Take a seat.

421
00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:23,925
I should let you know right away

422
00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:25,629
this is just an entry level job.

423
00:19:25,661 --> 00:19:26,831
It's really basic.

424
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,000
We're looking for
like a self-starter,

425
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:30,004
someone who can meet deadlines

426
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,475
and just pretty much just
go the extra mile, I guess.

427
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:33,845
I can do that. Great.

428
00:19:33,878 --> 00:19:35,681
And, uh, obviously,
we're looking for someone

429
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:37,719
who knows Photoshop
and Dreamweaver,

430
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:42,128
Corel painter, Illustrator,
After Effects--all the basics.

431
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,998
I don't know any of those.

432
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,438
It's actually not
super-complicated.

433
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:48,172
I mean, I'm sure there's
some sort of, like,

434
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,946
adult education
classes in the area.

435
00:19:50,979 --> 00:19:53,016
But if you're really serious
about graphic design,

436
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,920
one thing about New
York or Philadelphia--

437
00:19:54,954 --> 00:19:57,091
they've got amazing programs
out there for design.

438
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,060
New York or Philadelphia.

439
00:19:58,093 --> 00:19:59,497
Yeah.

440
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,066
All right.

441
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,402
Cool. Well, thanks.

442
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,839
And I'll look into those.
You should.

443
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:06,042
New York or Philadelphia.

444
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,046
Absolutely. That's
where the action is.

445
00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,081
Thanks.