1 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,560 South Africa. 2 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,880 The land of potholes, load shedding, 3 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,000 and politicians who can also pass as comedians. 4 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:23,400 It's the home of the mkhaba, boerewors, the taxi driver, amapiano, 5 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,600 and, of course, my personal favorite, 6 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,840 atchar. 7 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,480 It's good to be home. 8 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,400 And by home, I mean this place, in the concrete jungle we call Jozi, 9 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,880 where 10 of your favorite South Africans are going to be participating 10 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,400 in some of the most unenviable tasks, 11 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,200 where they try to make each other laugh without laughing themselves. 12 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,600 Yes, it's exactly what it says on the can. 13 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,160 Welcome to Last One Laughing: South Africa. 14 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,720 I'm your host, Trevor Noah. 15 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,160 You're probably asking yourself, 16 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,160 "Trevor, what kind of pozie of pain is this? What is this place?" 17 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,760 Well, it's a really wonderful place, actually. 18 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,600 It's a place where I can laugh if I see something funny, 19 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,760 which is fantastic and, most importantly, 20 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,440 you can laugh, too. 21 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,920 So, all that's left now is for you to sit back 22 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,520 and enjoy this masala of madness from a safe distance. 23 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,520 And when I say "madness," I mean it, guys. 24 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,560 Remember, we've got 10 South Africans who are as mixed as our national anthem. 25 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,120 Some of them are comedians. Some are celebrities. 26 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,160 Some are car guards. You don't even know. 27 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,440 All that matters is that they'll be inside this Last One Laughing house. 28 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,720 But, remember, no laughing. Six hours. 29 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:37,000 And, at the same time, they're doing their utmost to make each other laugh. 30 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,880 As for me, I'm gonna be spending most of my time in this room here. 31 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,000 This is where I'll be bloming while I watch all of the action 32 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,200 in a room that I was told would have some snacks. 33 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,080 Guys, what happened to the snacks? 34 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,920 You're probably wondering, what is my job in all of this? 35 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,040 As the custodian of laughs, I get to sit here 36 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,680 and watch everything that unfolds in the house on these screens. 37 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:03,680 I'll see it all. Even if something smells funny... I'm on it. 38 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,480 You know, you would think knowing that Prime Video's in town 39 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,480 would make South Africans show up on time, but here we are, waiting, waiting. 40 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,240 Wait. Hold on, hold on. Here comes the first comedian. 41 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,600 This is so cool. I'm freaking out. 42 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,480 What a way to kick things off. The one and only Tumi Morake. 43 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:30,440 The mother of all jokes and many, many children. 44 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,000 I don't think I've ever seen Tumi Morake not pregnant. 45 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,040 I was so happy to see that there's so much space. 46 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,240 {\an8}Hope that's not a punishable offense... 47 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,800 {\an8}...but I need space to run away. 48 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,960 Is this witchcraft, or is it a camera? 49 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,120 I need to see a gag coming, I'll be fine. If I don't see it coming... 50 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,440 Let's see if I can get them to laugh right upon arrival. 51 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,280 Player number two. Jason Goliath. 52 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,920 Don't tell them the champion's here. 53 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,160 Oh, boy. 54 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,480 Oh, no! I'm leaving! No! 55 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,080 -I'm finished. -Take those off! 56 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,880 The game has not even begun! 57 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,800 Why would anybody do this? I should not be here, 58 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,640 {\an8}but I'm here. Let's go. 59 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,520 -Stay out of my line of sight. -No, it's me and you, like this. 60 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,360 -No! -Hello, Tumi. Hello, Tumi. 61 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:38,600 Here we go. All the fabulousness that is Lasizwe. 62 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,800 A social media superstar, Lasizwe comes with multiple personalities. 63 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,560 -Oh, my gosh! -No! 64 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,200 No! No, you're not a comedian! 65 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,200 -This is gonna take forever. -Get out of here with your funniness! 66 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,800 I have arrived. 67 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,000 {\an8}Yes, I'm just an all-round entertainer... 68 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,800 {\an8}...bubbly person, and I'm just looking for my next husband. 69 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,080 This is gonna be interesting. So, not only comedians. 70 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,240 Already we're seeing it. Comedians versus "people people." 71 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,560 Gonna be a problem. 72 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,920 Next contestant. Here we go. 73 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:22,440 {\an8}My name's Mojak Lehoko. Comedian, writer, and philanthropist. 74 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,240 {\an8}Working with penguins all over Gauteng. 75 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,320 Like, six of them. 76 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,280 -Oh, no! Man, no! -Oh, no! 77 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,480 I would also groan like that if a comedian who looked like an accountant walked in. 78 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,720 He's gonna be tough. 79 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,320 How you guys doing? Are you well? 80 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,920 -No, we're not. -Why? What's wrong? 81 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,720 No, I'm just your friend. And, plus, you're my type, so, you know... 82 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,440 -What's going on now? -And he's married, so, yeah. 83 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,680 Jason I know, you know, but Tumi also. 84 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,680 Great comedians, stand-up comics, comical actors. 85 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,800 There I was, like, "This one makes sense." Lasizwe threw me off. 86 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,320 Thando Thabethe. 87 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,640 The lady who's conquered television. 88 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,040 Hopefully, she can conquer the Last One Laughing house. 89 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,680 Hello! 90 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,280 Where should I put all my stuff? 91 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,240 I don't know why I'm doing this. 92 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,440 {\an8}I'm the giggliest person... 93 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,320 {\an8}...and I make people laugh by laughing. 94 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,320 {\an8}So, now you're asking me to make them laugh, but not laugh. 95 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,800 I'm worried. You're competitive, and you're committed. 96 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,080 You commit to things. 97 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,640 Except for men. 98 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,560 Cape Town in the house. 99 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,000 I know Glen Biderman-Pam intimately. I'm in big trouble. 100 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,720 Glen Biderman-Pam. Look at us. 101 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,920 You should be worried. 102 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,880 -I should? Don't say that. -He's good. 103 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,160 I have tactics. 104 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,800 {\an8}Can't laugh when you're doing... 105 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,600 {\an8}So, look out for that in the game. 106 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:04,680 Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, Moonchild is in the building. 107 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,480 No, who is this? 108 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,400 I was surprised, because I'm like, okay, comedians, 109 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,480 then you've got a really good actress, she can act like a comedian, 110 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,880 {\an8}I'm pretty much fucked. 111 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,040 -What are you doing? -Nostrovia. 112 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,120 Don't open my atchar. 113 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,240 Now you're gonna smell it and put it back. 114 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,440 Our next contestant. 115 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,280 The bad boy of KZN, Robby Collins. 116 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,000 {\an8}I'm very good friends with my niece. She's three years old. 117 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:43,080 {\an8}She taught me how to eye roll. If you say something funny... 118 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,960 {\an8}That's how I plan on getting through my experience in the house. 119 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:46,880 Thank you, bro. 120 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,800 I love that you brought your bin 'cause we don't have a bin. 121 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,000 Nomzamo. One of South Africa's best actresses. 122 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,120 Hopefully, she can act like she doesn't find anything funny in this house. 123 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,000 It's gonna be an Oscar-winning performance if she gets it right. 124 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,040 What's up, everybody? 125 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:13,360 {\an8}I know that I am a target for 99% of the people in there. 126 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,080 Celeste Ntuli, 127 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,200 the godmother of South African stand-up comedy. 128 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,560 {\an8}I'm the most famous, funniest comedian in South Africa. 129 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,800 {\an8}I deserve to be a billionaire one day. That's all. 130 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:38,400 These motherfuckers, we must gang up against them. Throw these ones away first. 131 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,360 Sure. 132 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,600 All right. Let's do this. 133 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,240 Listen to all that joy. That joy has to disappear. 134 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,040 That is Trevor? 135 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,120 -It's him. -Oh, my God, it's my crush! 136 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,760 Oh, my God, Trevor! It is Trevor! I'm so excited! 137 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,000 Oh, my God, my bae! 138 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,640 Yes! 139 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,640 Yeah. Move your body like a snake, yeah? 140 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,160 I just gained 100,000 followers, guys! 141 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,320 My CV will now read, 142 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,720 "Hi, my name is Jason Goliath, and I have done a show with Trevor Noah." 143 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,880 Full stop. End of CV. 144 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,280 Welcome, everybody, to the Last One Laughing house. 145 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,880 Nice to see you all here together. 146 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,840 As you probably figured out, I'll be the one who'll be watching you. 147 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,880 Because you know the rules of the game. 148 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,640 No laughing. 149 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:38,160 No laughing allowed. No smiling, no cracking up, no giggling, no nothing. 150 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,760 If you do, you will lose the game. 151 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,000 And what is the game? Making everybody else laugh. 152 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,120 If you want people to watch you, we've got a stage for you. 153 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,440 All you have to do is go onto the stage, bang on the drum. 154 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,240 Everybody has to come and watch. There's no sitting by and doing nothing. 155 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,160 Also, there's two sounds that you need to know. 156 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,960 The first sound is this one. 157 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,840 The cock crows in the morning, we start. 158 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:08,000 So, that sound means the game is officially on. 159 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,400 And the next sound will be this. 160 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:17,520 Slow clap. Like a slow clap. That's great. Yeah, that's great. 161 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,080 So, once you hear the vuvuzela, it means somebody's broken the rules, 162 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,640 and when that happens, I will be presenting them with a card. 163 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,240 First laugh, yellow card. 164 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,840 That's your warning. 165 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,280 You're one step away from being removed from the game. 166 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,360 Second infraction, red card. 167 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,320 That means you're officially out of the house. 168 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,240 You will not be the winner. 169 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,840 You will be joining me in my lair as we watch the game together. 170 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,640 The good news is the last person 171 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,400 wins one million rand for the charity of their choice. 172 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,320 Come on! 173 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,040 You're doing it for a worthy cause. 174 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,480 Remember, if you smile, you're hurting those people in that charity. 175 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,880 Oh, my God! 176 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 -That is haibo. That's haibo. -So dark. 177 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,880 So, you know the rules, 178 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,680 you know the colors, you know the sounds. Don't make a mistake, I'll be watching. 179 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,280 Enjoy yourselves. Hopefully, I won't see you soon. 180 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,880 -100%. -Bye. 181 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,840 -Thank you, thank you. -Bye! Later! 182 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,080 I can be Lasizwe Noah any day, babe. 183 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,080 Okay. It's time to wipe those smiles off those faces. 184 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,720 Here we go, people. 185 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,360 Okay, now it's on. 186 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,800 There you go. 187 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:34,040 Have you seen my impression of Tumi every other year? 188 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,200 -Impression? -I'm doing an impression of Tumi. 189 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,640 {\an8}I just wanted to close my eyes. 190 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,560 {\an8}That cock crowed, and I was like, don't look at anyone. 191 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,760 {\an8}Don't look at anyone. 192 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,240 The problem with Mojak, man, 193 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,160 is not just the one-liner, it's how he gives it to you. 194 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,520 And what I hate is he's making me forget mine. 195 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,200 One Thabooty. Two Thabooties. 196 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,440 Two Thabootys, and that's the name of the shop. 197 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,080 -Beautiful. -Let me see it. 198 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:05,560 You don't have to twerk. It's either there or it's not there. You know? And... 199 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,240 That's the best I can twerk. 200 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,400 I'm really worried about Glen. 201 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,280 {\an8}If I keep him close, he'll think we're friends 202 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,280 {\an8}and maybe he'll let his guard down. 203 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,000 -Can I teach you how to twerk? -Yes. 204 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,280 -Okay, come. -Okay. We're twerking tunes. 205 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,920 You tune me twerking? How's that? Out of 10, who's better twerking? 206 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,200 -Like that. I might have just shat myself. -What's that? 207 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,440 -Already, Glen? -Yeah. 208 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,400 Yes! I like that. 209 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,280 I'm gonna drink a... I think I'm gonna get a G and T. 210 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,920 -I'm drinking vodka, me. -Nice. 211 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,280 I'm gonna have tea, 'cause I'm a Christian. 212 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,840 -I've been meaning to chat to you. -Don't. 213 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,000 Don't, okay. I just wanted to ask, is everything okay with your order? 214 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,200 Glen? I just need... 215 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,120 -You just need. -I just need one hour. 216 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,600 -I want to tell her a joke... -I don't want to fuckin' know. 217 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,200 As soon as it went green, 218 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,240 {\an8}everyone is trying to bring the funny, bring the busy. 219 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,880 Nah, nah, nah. Watch these okes. 220 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,320 Thank you so much. I ordered coffee. 221 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,640 That's tea. 222 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,680 Yeah, so, I actually ordered coffee. 223 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,040 Don't be ungrateful. 224 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,600 Can I speak to the manager? 225 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,400 Did the white guy say he wants to speak to the manager? 226 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,640 How often do you shat? 227 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,480 -Shop? -Shat? 228 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,240 Shat on myself. 229 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,800 Every time I twerk, a little bit comes out. 230 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,400 -So, if you do this, that's an entire... -Okay. 231 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,880 That's an entire bathroom break. 232 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,480 -Bear that in mind. -Okay. 233 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,720 Here's the thing, I cry when I shit. 234 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040 -Every time, or just loose... -Not just me? 235 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,400 -You also cry? -Every time, or just the loose ones? 236 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,560 No, all the time. 237 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,160 No, then you understand, there's something wrong with the exit. 238 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,160 When I shit, I have to shit like this. Like I have makeup on. 239 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,920 Have you seen a doctor about this? 240 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,040 -No, it's natural. -No. 241 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,880 -Is it painful? Why are you crying? -No... 242 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,600 No, it's natural. My mom, she cries when she shits. 243 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,560 I have to leave. 244 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,160 {\an8}I'm not gonna stick around. 245 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,440 {\an8}I'm gonna chat, and the second feel a twitch in my face, 246 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,720 {\an8}I'm moving on to the next. 247 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,360 What do NASA do for their year-end function? 248 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,280 What? 249 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,360 They "plan it." 250 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,080 That's a nice dad joke. I like it. 251 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,920 They're such dumb, dumb jokes! 252 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,880 They "planet." 253 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,120 {\an8}The truth is, I hate Glen Biderman-Pam's comedy. 254 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,280 {\an8}We're friends, but behind his back, I talk bad. 255 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,080 Do you like pineapples? 256 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,120 -No. I'll eat them, but... -Your hairstyle is inspired. 257 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,720 No, my hairstyle's inspired by a mop. 258 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,000 {\an8}It's my first hour, and I'm with crazy people, so I need to 259 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:45,640 {\an8}not commit to any conversation, and maybe squint my eyes 260 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,880 if they're acting funny, because I can't really squint my ears. 261 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,960 So, good luck to me. 262 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:57,160 Moonchild looks very stressed right now. Look at this face, look at that face. 263 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,000 We need to get Mojak engaging in more conversations. 264 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,240 He's doing well to keep himself out of things. 265 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,960 There's no one that's Afrikaans in this room. 266 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,520 Don't know if that's on purpose... 267 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,600 Thought you were Afrikaans, Glen. 268 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:13,520 Well, I might be. I'm half-Afrikaans on my manager's side. 269 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,880 On your manager's side? 270 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,840 I messed up that joke. I messed it up. 271 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,240 Was it a joke? 272 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,880 You told me that before, I think. 273 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,000 -Okay. -You said you were Jew-ish. 274 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,360 That's not the same joke. 275 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,720 -That's a different joke? That's bad. -Different joke. 276 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,280 I think drop it. You know? 277 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,240 I'm gonna struggle getting you out. Really gonna struggle. 278 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,480 Okay. 279 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,960 {\an8}Let's get Rihanna out. 280 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:44,760 All right. All right. Tumi Morake switching things up. Here we go. 281 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:50,480 I need to eliminate the people who are my Achilles heel. 282 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,840 It's on. It's on. 283 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,600 Welcome to America. 284 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,200 That's when you know things are not going well. 285 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,000 When the national anthem comes up randomly in a conversation. 286 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,200 Are you seeing this? You see it? You see it? 287 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,440 It's starting to happen. Smiles are coming. 288 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,600 -Come on! -Come on. 289 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,160 What was that? 290 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,040 It's happening! 291 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,440 I've waited since they said we're doing this to do this. 292 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,800 What? 293 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,440 -I think it was me. -Oh, no. 294 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,800 I flicked my tongue too late. 295 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,760 Why do I have the sensation as if I've just smiled here in my cheeks? 296 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,040 It must be me. 297 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,640 -It was me. It was me. -Are you serious, Jason? 298 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,440 Let's do this. 299 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,600 Like an angry substitute teacher, it's time to punish smiles. 300 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,000 You know who it was. 301 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,280 -Yeah. -Oh, no. 302 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,400 My goodness, my goodness, my goodness. 303 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,800 -It wasn't me. -Come and join. Come and join. 304 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,320 The vuvuzela has played. Who could it be? 305 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,920 Who could it be? 306 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,320 -All right, that was wonderful. -I think it was me. 307 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,880 Thank you for that Ras Dumisani anthem. I appreciated it. 308 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,760 It was beautiful, but it seems like it caught some people out. 309 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,800 -Oh, no. -Yeah. 310 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,800 You can't be serious. 311 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,280 There was a face that did what it wasn't supposed to do. 312 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,240 You're joking. 313 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,720 And when that happens, people get punished. 314 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,680 Oh, no. Oh, no. 315 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,800 There's a card coming out, and that card is going to be a yellow one. 316 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,800 Oh, my goodness. 317 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,200 Let's take a moment. Let's look at the replay. 318 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,640 -See who it might have been. -Oh, no. 319 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,880 -It's me, guys. -Oh, no. 320 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,760 No way. 321 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,480 Maybe could've been me. 322 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,480 {\an8}It can't be her. She didn't smile. 323 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,240 Nothing brings out a smile like the national anthem. 324 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,080 I felt at home when I sang the anthem. 325 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,560 {\an8} I felt at home. That was a trap. 326 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,080 That's the part where I didn't pay attention to, 327 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,680 and I wasn't ready for. 328 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,920 Moonchild, I regret to inform you that, while you are very patriotic... 329 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,720 The Moonchild. The Moonchild. 330 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,880 {\an8}-Least expected person! -It's horrible. 331 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,040 {\an8} The first smile on the Moon. 332 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,680 {\an8} That was a perfectly crescent-shaped giggle from the child of the sky. 333 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,800 {\an8}There you have it. 334 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,040 Tumi, you can continue as soon as I've left. 335 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,920 I'll see you guys in a bit. Enjoy. Enjoy. 336 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,320 Don't rush back here, please. 337 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,240 The joy of their pain. 338 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,160 We had all this pent-up laughter, 339 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,160 and Lasizwe and I decided just to laugh as much as we can, 340 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,320 and I think that was a little secret weapon of ours. 341 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,520 {\an8}I feel like a balloon. You know when you go... 342 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,080 {\an8}And it expands, expands, expands, like, the air inside is the laughter. 343 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,480 So you need to just like, press it down, 344 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:07,800 and I know that, like, by six hours, I'll be fine. 345 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,760 Let the games resume. 346 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,480 -Okay, we're back. -And don't fucking torture me. 347 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,920 -We're back. -All right. 348 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,520 I'm doing the official opening. It's gonna be so quick. 349 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,640 I've been avoiding laughing, but actually would be nice to make someone laugh, 350 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,000 'cause I feel like I must get some kills as well. 351 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,760 -Rihanna! -Tumi! 352 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,160 -Tumi Morake, ladies and gentlemen. -Thank you. 353 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,720 All right, here we go. 354 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,320 Okay, and, action. 355 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,280 I'm flipping this butt, so, yeah, I am... 356 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,640 What is happening? 357 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,440 You smell my fart and I really jam 358 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,320 I shake it 359 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,920 These people are crazy up here. 360 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,800 Like... 361 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,320 Yeah, yeah Taste my coochie 362 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,800 That was my Super Bowl performance. 363 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,200 -Well done. Very good. Excellent. -Well done. 364 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,040 Did you smell your coochie? 365 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,240 Yes, 'cause Rihanna did that. She went... 366 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,000 -How does it smell like? -Placenta. 367 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,560 Like... 368 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,280 What the hell is going on here? 369 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,880 -Did you say it smells like placenta? -Yeah? 370 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,080 I'd like to ask you how you felt about that performance. 371 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,480 I really felt like it was a great opening. 372 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,680 We haven't had an official opening to not laughing. 373 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:27,000 Very good, and who do you think you might have got to laugh first with that one? 374 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,320 I might have Celeste, except that Celeste is going... 375 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,520 When I have the eighth child, she'll laugh, 376 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,200 but I'm still on number four. 377 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,040 Still on number four, ladies and gentlemen. 378 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,720 I'm sorry for Tumi, she gives birth to so many things 379 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,000 but that one died an untimely death. 380 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,520 Died an untimely death. 381 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,560 I would like to really take a moment of silence for Tumi's joke. 382 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,240 To die no more 383 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,000 -Here lies Tumi's first gag. -Yeah. 384 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,400 To die no more 385 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,280 You know your performance went badly when people sing funeral songs afterwards. 386 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,480 {\an8}So, my strategy is to try and get a broad arsenal 387 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,760 {\an8}of characters in my stage act. 388 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,680 -I'm doing Poof. -Why would you do it now? 389 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,240 So that I'm not just stuck with one particular angle. 390 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,320 -Think about it. -Nothing's changing my mind. 391 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,560 How are you feeling? 392 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,680 -I'm 100% doing this. -You've got a nice body. 393 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,720 Thank you, Lasizwe. 394 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,560 Is Glen getting naked? 395 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,160 -Okay. -I'm rooting for you. 396 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,160 Underpant and everything. 397 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,240 I love you. 398 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,160 -Say "I love you, too." -Love you, too. 399 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,720 -There you go. -Love you, too. 400 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,720 I try to keep it surprising, 401 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,160 and trying to keep them on their toes 402 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,960 and give them what they're not expecting. 403 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,160 Mojak. 404 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,560 You don't want some gin and tonic? 405 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,800 You sure you don't want some gin and tonic? 406 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,920 What do you want? 407 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000 What do you want? Tell me what you want. 408 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,280 What do you want, Mojak? 409 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,720 Okay, I'm back, I'm back. 410 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,120 You sound like Halle Berry in that movie, it's not... 411 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,040 Halle Berry? 412 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,400 I feel like, of everybody here, 413 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,120 Mojak has done the best job of staying out of trouble. 414 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,120 Look at him. Look at him. Stay away from the action, Mojak. 415 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,560 I feel like I'm gonna need to get him involved, push him in. 416 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,120 As I'm seeing people running around, 417 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,960 {\an8}it's hard to figure out what's going on, 418 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,600 {\an8}but I sense they have a nervous energy. 419 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,480 It's an attempt to get rid of it in some shape or form. 420 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,480 Like, if I'm going to, the problem is on the airline. 421 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,000 -Yeah. -Going to the bathroom, 422 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,160 it's not a number one, it's a number two. 423 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,680 Now, there's no space to turn. 424 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,320 So I've got to reverse, turn, and then enter. 425 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,080 I see. That must be so difficult. 426 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,080 More embarrassing, now everybody can see you. 427 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,280 Because you need the back. 428 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,960 'Cause sometimes you walk in thinking it's not a number two. 429 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,400 -Then you start releasing. -Shit. 430 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,400 There's a lot of shit-talking happening here, like, like a lot of... 431 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,720 -Low-hanging fruit. -Scatological humor, I see. 432 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,240 I see what's happening. 433 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,560 Yeah, thank you, Mojak. Thank you, Mojak. 434 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,000 -Yes, thank goodness! -We've got a show! 435 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,360 Something to distract us. 436 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,800 We've got a show. 437 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,120 It is touch and go here. 438 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,680 Hey! 439 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,240 Boys and girls! Sit down, boys and girls. Sit down. What's your little name? 440 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,160 Robert. 441 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,160 You look like fake Trevor Noah. 442 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:47,400 You all look so beautiful. My name is Poof the Magic Man. 443 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,240 I know Celeste well, and if I look at her face right now, 444 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,400 when Mr. Poof is doing his thing, I'm gonna start laughing. 445 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,720 Thank you. 446 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,800 -Let's go, Poof! -Go, Poof! 447 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,000 -Want to know why they call me Poof? -Poof! Poof! Poof! 448 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,280 Poof! That's why. 449 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,160 -That's for you, little man. -Thank you. 450 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,360 -Thank you. -Unbelievable. 451 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,760 I need those after the show because they're expensive. 452 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,760 -You can't get those anymore. -We give thanks. 453 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,960 Thank you. Boys and girls, who's ready to see some magic? 454 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800 I need more from you, please. 455 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,640 Thank you. 456 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,160 Okay, everybody's got a little bit of magic deep inside them. 457 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,040 Deep inside them. 458 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:35,920 He is committing. It's all over the place, and I'm struggling to keep it together. 459 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,120 What you do is you breathe in like this. 460 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,920 Breathe in. Sho Madjozi, you didn't breathe in. 461 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,040 -Well done. -That's racist. 462 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:50,680 Then... Well done. Now, who's ready to see a little bit of magic? 463 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,120 Yeah! 464 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,680 I was breathing out quite heavily and making kind of this puffy face. 465 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,320 The bits were getting to me, and I don't want to go out like this. 466 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:07,000 It is too early into the game to lose to this random clown. 467 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:15,080 This devil Glen, the tactic of going, "Yay, take part," 468 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,960 and making me freakin' move my lips is the trap. 469 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,760 Now, what I'm gonna need is a volunteer. 470 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,520 How about you, little fat man? 471 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,040 I'd really prefer not to. 472 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:32,960 No? Okay. 473 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,400 -I'm coming but I'd prefer not to. -Thank you. Okay. 474 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,080 Poof didn't surprise me at all, 475 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,600 because it was a very Glen thing to do. 476 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,080 I also think if everything fails in Glen's life 477 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,760 and cancel culture eventually makes him broke, 478 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:50,600 guess who's coming to perform at your daughter's birthday party? Poof! 479 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,720 I'm gonna ask you to put the gold coin in Poof's pouch. 480 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,480 -Can I not eat it? -Don't eat it yet. 481 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,680 Okay, now I'm gonna use your magic blow. 482 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,760 One, two... 483 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,840 Oh, man. 484 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,960 ...three. Blow! 485 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,320 Look at that! And put your little fat hand in there. 486 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,240 See if you can find it. 487 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,640 Oh, no. Where's it gone? 488 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,880 -It's not here. -Here! 489 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,960 -It's not there. It's not there. -It's here! 490 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,520 -It's not there. -You can see it! 491 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,400 It's not fuckin' there. It's not there. 492 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,040 Look, everybody. It's not fuckin' there. 493 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,520 Now we're gonna get it back for you, 'cause I know you wanna eat it. 494 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:43,160 Yes, are you little ready? One, two, three. Blow! 495 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,960 -Where is it? Poof. -Poof! 496 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,840 And where is it? Not there. No. 497 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,160 What are we doing? 498 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,440 We're doing some magic. 499 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,040 This is long, not gonna lie. 500 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,240 -But carry on. -Thank you. 501 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,360 Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. 502 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,760 Yeah! Carry on, sorry. 503 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,120 Thought his name was Poof 'cause that's what happened to his comedy career. 504 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,000 Poof. One day it was there, then gone. 505 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,400 Shots fired. 506 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,320 I actually played Hamlet. 507 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,560 Says he's a director now. 508 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,920 Excuse me. Hello. I actually played Hamlet at the Nico Malan Theatre, okay? 509 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,640 Back when Trevor Noah was still poor. 510 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:21,520 When Trevor was poor, he came up to me after the show and he said, "Well done." 511 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,040 Poof. We love you, Poof. 512 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,680 Oh, no. 513 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,600 -Oh, no! -Oh, no. I think we've got two. 514 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,720 We're fucked. 515 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,640 Come fetch me, Trevor, take me! 516 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,800 Fuck! 517 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,000 The panic before I walk out. 518 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,360 -Doesn't it feel like you just smiled? -Yeah. 519 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,920 I hate this game. I've forgotten all of my jokes, I'm so nervous. 520 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,760 And then? 521 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,000 Now I'm in trouble. Like, "Yeah, I played myself." 522 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:58,920 And then... 523 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,280 Like, yeah, fuck. 524 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,560 I'm out. 525 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,120 It's not me. 526 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,680 Shit. 527 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,960 And then... 528 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,120 When Trevor walks in, I'm expecting to see my face. 529 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,960 I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna end. 530 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,640 I know it's not me. 531 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,840 {\an8}Can I have an attention, please? 532 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600 {\an8}Yeah! 533 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,880 {\an8}I'm fighting, with every sinew in my body, the desire to want to laugh. 534 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,640 {\an8}Wouldn't be South Africa if we didn't make animal sounds, I guess. 535 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,320 {\an8}Horrible, horrible thing to look at. 536 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,840 {\an8} I ran away. 537 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,640 {\an8}Calm down. I'm going into panic mode. 538 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,640 {\an8}Oh, no! 539 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,640 {\an8}Here you go!