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Yeah. Everything. It's all good.
It's all good. Phyllis.

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Dancing babies.

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Dancing babies. I love it.
I love it.

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We are making a commercial
for Dunder Mifflin today,

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our first ad ever.

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Corporate purchased some
airtime in local markets

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to spread the word about
Dunder Mifflin Infinity,

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and they are even sending
up a professional ad company

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to help us make it later.
So it's not too shabby.

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Best ad ever?

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Give me a break, give me a break

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Break me off a piece of that

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I am totally blanking.
What is the thing?

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Nobody tell him.

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What? No. Why?

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You got it. You're so close.

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Break me off a piece of that

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Applesauce

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"Break me off a piece of that
applesauce." I don't think so.

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A piece of that Chrysler car

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Nope.

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Football cream

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Okay. It's football cream.

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It's football cream. All
right, so, anybody else?

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I'm taking a computer animation
class, so I can try to do a logo.

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Look at that.

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Even the receptionist is getting in on
the creativity. Very good. Very good.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hey. How you doing?
Michael Scott.

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Hey, Michael. Regional manager.

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Hi, Michael. Nice to meet you.
Excited to talk ideas.

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Us, too, man. You know what,

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I want this to be cutting edge.
I want it to be fast.

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Quick cuts, you know?
Youthful, sort of a

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MTV-on-crack kind of thing.

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That sounds great.

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All right. Good. Well, this
is what we have to work with.

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I would like you to meet
Andrew Bernard, the Nard Dog.

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Who let the Nard dog out?

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He gives the best back
rubs in the office.

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That's true, I give a mean back rub.
Also do good aromatherapy.

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You just got Nard-dogged!

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Now, this gentleman right here
is the key to our urban vibe.

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Urban? I grew up
in a small town.

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What about me
seems urban to you?

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Stanley is hilarious.

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Phyllis is like our Mrs.
Butterworth.

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Kind of a less
urban Aunt Jemima.

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These are our accountants.

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And as you can see, they
are very different sizes.

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What you might want
to do is kind of

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a Papa Bear, Mama
Bear, Baby Bear thing.

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That might be kind of fun.

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Mama Bear.

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Who else?

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I think it's great that the
company's making a commercial,

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because not very many
people have heard of us.

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I mean, when I tell people
that I work at Dunder Mifflin,

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they think that we sell mufflers
or muffins or mittens or...

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And frankly all of those sound
better than paper, so I let it slide.

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You playing that game again?

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Second Life is not a game. It is
a multi-user virtual environment.

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It doesn't have
points or scores.

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It doesn't have
winners or losers.

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Oh, it has losers.

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I signed up for Second
Life about a year ago.

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Back then, my life was so great that
I literally wanted a second one.

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In my second life, I was
also a paper salesman

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and I was also named Dwight.

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Absolutely everything
was the same.

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Except I could fly.

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Little girl in a field
holding a flower.

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We zoom back to find
that she's in the desert

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and the field is an oasis.

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We zoom back further,

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the desert is a sandbox in the
world's largest resort hotel.

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Zoom back further, the hotel
is actually the playground

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of the world's largest prison.

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But we zoom back further...
Okay,

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I can tell that your
time is valuable...

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Actually,

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I don't get paid by the
hour anymore, but thank you.

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I get paid by the year.

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So... That all sounds
really, really ambitious.

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Yeah. I know.

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Why don't we show you what we
did with the Nashua branch?

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Mmm...

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Okay.

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That's what Nashua came up with?

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That sucks. Wow.

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That's what we came up with.

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Well, we can do
better than that.

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Well, the main part of the ad
has to stay the same, actually.

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Yeah, it's the last five seconds
where we have some leeway.

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The waving?

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Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving.
That was just what they did.

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You guys can be clapping

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or sitting, standing
outside, inside, whatever.

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And this is where you
really get to be creative.

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I need some advice. I've been spending a
lot of time making out with Angela lately.

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We've been necking. But only necking.
Right?

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Not actually kissing our mouths.

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Just neck on neck.

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It's just like rubbinglnuzzling
our necks together.

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It's hot. I'm not gonna lie to
you, but it's a little weird.

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But you seem like
a guy with answers.

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So how do I fast track
this, get to first base?

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We cannot talk about this,

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because someone might hear us.

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We'll use code names.

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Angela can stay the same, but
we'll change Andy to Dwight.

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That's not different enough.

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Dwike?

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You have a call
from Eddie Murphy.

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Hello.

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MICHAEL IMITATING EDDIE MURPHY ON
SPEAKERPHONE: Shrek. Shrek. I'm a donkey.

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I'm a donkey, Shrek.

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I'm just kidding. It's me.
Hello, Ry.

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What? Okay, calm down.

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I just have a small problem.

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I told you not to call
about small problems.

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Yeah. Well, when I call
about big problems,

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you don't like that either,
so make up your mind, kiddo.

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Here is the deal, the ad guys that you
sent are locking me in a creative box

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and sort of ignoring my ideas.

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That's good. They're creative.
You're not.

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I'm creative, Ryan.

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It's not part of your job.

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It's, like, maybe you can cook,

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but that doesn't mean you
should start a restaurant.

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Well, actually I can't cook
and I am starting a restaurant,

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Mike's Cereal Shack.

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I'm thinking we'll have as many
varieties as you can buy in the store.

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Okay. I'm not really
interested in that right now.

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I'm delegating creativity
to creative professionals.

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It's a different skill set.

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Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?
Yeah!

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But I'm good at managing
people who do sales.

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Are you? I don't think you're
doing such a great job here,

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suppressing ideas
and creativity.

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All right, let me ask you this. Tell
me if you think this is creative.

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When I was five,

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I imagined that there was
such a thing as a unicorn.

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And this was before I had
even heard of one or seen one.

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I just drew a picture of a horse

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that could fly over rainbows and
had a huge spike in its head.

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I was five, five years old.

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Couldn't even talk yet.

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Hey, guys. You know what? We
cannot shoot this ad today.

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Okay, when should we come back?

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How about never-hundred
hours, sir?

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Wait, we were sent
here to help...

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I'm not gonna argue
with this guy.

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Let's go.

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Good luck, dude. Hey, thanks.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Michael, David Wallace.

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What is this about
dismissing the ad people?

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Yeah. I'm glad you called. Ryan
is being a little bitch again.

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I'm on, Michael.

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What's up, my brother?

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Listen, David, I would like
to do this ad in-house.

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I want to use only the creativity
that we have right here in the office,

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and I will send it to
you tomorrow morning.

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Take a look at it. If you do not
think that it's ready to air,

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send the ad agency
back down here

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and we'll do it on my dime.

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This is weird.

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I'm willing to stake my
entire reputation on it.

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Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.

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Okay. Okay.

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And thus Michael Scott
sealed his own destiny.

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In a good way.

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Has anyone ever come up to you
and said, "You're not creative"?

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Yes.

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Well, they're wrong.
You are creative.

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You are damn creative,
each and every one of you.

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You are so much more creative

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than all of the other dry,
boring morons that you work with.

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Who are you talking
to, specifically?

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I kind of know what it's
like to be in commercials.

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My nickname in high school
used to be Kool-Aid Man.

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When I was younger I always wanted
to be an actor in commercials,

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then I realized I had a brain.

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I'm excited about doing the ad, but
I'm not really used to doing videos

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with so many people around.

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We have three scenes
to film, big scenes.

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We have a song to write,
so let's get cracking.

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Kelly, I want you to do makeup.

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Oscar, I would like you to
do costume design, obviously.

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Phyllis, I'd like you
to look around town

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and see if we have any
celebrities in our local area.

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Sue Grafton is at
the Steamtown Mall.

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She's doing a book
signing right now.

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Okay, okay. Phyllis, this
is what I want you to do.

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I want you to go down to the mall.
I want you to get in line.

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I want you to get her to
be in this commercial.

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This would be a huge coup, people.
All right?

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Do not take no for an answer.
Okay.

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Does anyone actually know
what Sue Grafton looks like?

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I mean is she hot, or...

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She's crazy hot.

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00:10:32,813 --> 00:10:36,374
Well, then maybe we should just use
Angela and say she's Sue Grafton.

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Would anyone notice?

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That's not happening.

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I find the mystery
genre disgusting.

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I hate being titillated.

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Bye, everyone.

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Light it up, Phyllis.
Get her, Phyl.

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Out of paper, out of stock

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Those friendly faces
around the block

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Break loose from the chains

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That are causing you pain

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Call Michael and Stanley,
Jim, Dwight, Creed

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Call Andy and Kelly For
your business paper needs

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Dunder Mifflin

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The people person's paper people

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Dunder Mifflin

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The people person's paper people

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Time out. Time out. Time out.
I thought...

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I was under the impression that
this was going to be a rap.

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What's rap?

223
00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:30,129
Okay, Darryl, wow.

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You need to learn a lot
about your own culture.

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I'll make you a mix.

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Great.

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News flash. I got some juicy
updates on Operation Fallen Angel.

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Remind me to tell you later.

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Hey.

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No talk. I'm animating.

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Why don't we take a quick
10-second break from that

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so I can show you
what's going on here.

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00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:03,896
Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life.
He's on it all the time.

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00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:07,966
So much so that his little guy
here has created his own world.

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It's called Second Second Life

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for those people who want to be
removed even further from reality.

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Are you serious? Yeah.

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Oh, my God. He's really in pain.

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Who's that?

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00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:21,177
Oh, it's just my avatar guy.
Whatever.

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He looks a lot like you.

242
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:25,591
Yeah. How much time
did you spend on that?

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00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:28,958
Not much. It's just for
tracking Dwight, so...

244
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:32,089
Right. You're a sports
writer in Philadelphia?

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00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,492
Nice build, too.

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Yep.

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You have a guitar
slung on your back.

248
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,198
I did not know
you played guitar.

249
00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:42,500
I...

250
00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:46,204
Why don't we go back to the animation?
No, no, no.

251
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,009
I want to see more of Philly Jim.
No, show me how this...

252
00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:49,208
I want Philly Jim.

253
00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:50,511
Show me how this works.

254
00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:51,710
Oh, boy.

255
00:12:57,825 --> 00:13:01,022
Out of paper, out of stock

256
00:13:01,295 --> 00:13:05,561
Those friendly faces
around the block

257
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Break loose from the chains

258
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:10,293
That are causing you pain

259
00:13:10,371 --> 00:13:12,430
Call Michael, Stanley,
Jim, Dwight and Creed

260
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Call Andy and Kelly for
your business paper needs

261
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Call Dunder Mifflin

262
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People person's paper people

263
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Dunder Mifflin

264
00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:22,742
It's the people
person's paper people

265
00:13:22,816 --> 00:13:25,284
Stop, stop, stop.

266
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,419
This is not me. This is not...
It's not my music.

267
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:31,253
You're right. It's better than you.
It's us.

268
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Dunder Mifflin

269
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The people person's paper people

270
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No, no, no. I hate it!
I hate it.

271
00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:41,934
I don't hate it. I just don't
like it at all, and it's terrible.

272
00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:45,633
You're on your own, Mike.

273
00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:48,266
Okay, you know what?
Hold on, hold on, Darryl.

274
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You just said you hated it. No.

275
00:13:49,977 --> 00:13:52,468
You said you hated it.
I said I hate the style.

276
00:13:52,546 --> 00:13:55,811
Break me off a piece
of that lumber tar

277
00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:57,347
Snickers bar

278
00:13:57,418 --> 00:14:00,854
Okay. Wow. Wow.
This looks terrible.

279
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,479
Break me off a piece
of that Grey Poupon

280
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:05,150
Andy. Andy. This is a
pivotal scene in the ad.

281
00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:07,557
And if we don't get this,
if we don't nail it,

282
00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:10,028
we're gonna lose the whole
triumph of the moment.

283
00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:14,966
The triumph of the will. Now, God, what?
What, Phyllis?

284
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:18,368
Well, I got in line to
buy Sue Grafton's book

285
00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:19,770
and when it came to my turn,

286
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,934
I asked her if she wanted to be in
the ad, and she said, "No, thank you."

287
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,001
But I wasn't supposed to
take no for an answer...

288
00:14:25,079 --> 00:14:26,569
Attagirl. ...so
I kept on asking,

289
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:30,447
and they finally threw me out of the
store in front of all my friends.

290
00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:31,740
Okay.

291
00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:36,120
Did you or did you
not get Sue Grafton?

292
00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,081
No.

293
00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:41,491
Oh, you're...

294
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:44,030
Can somebody give her a tissue?
Please?

295
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,664
I hope you're not killing yourself on
this, because I'm sure it's good enough

296
00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:53,228
for Michael's ad that will
probably be seen by no one.

297
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:56,037
Maybe. But it's not
good enough for me yet.

298
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:58,044
Okay. Do you want me to stay?

299
00:14:58,112 --> 00:15:00,546
No, no, you can go home.
I'm good.

300
00:15:01,048 --> 00:15:04,677
Pam is staying late tonight
to achieve her dreams,

301
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,844
so I'm pretty proud of her.

302
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,182
Unfortunately, she
was my ride home.

303
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,120
You coming?

304
00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:12,619
I...

305
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,684
Piss or get off the pot!

306
00:15:21,802 --> 00:15:22,996
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.

307
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,935
Good morning.

308
00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:30,071
Yeah, I'm sorry. I
looked away for a second,

309
00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:32,374
and Creed snatched
your hash browns.

310
00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:33,936
Thank you. You're welcome.

311
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,682
I worked until about 2:45 a.m.,

312
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:40,277
and then I had to decide if I wanted
to spend the night with Michael

313
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:44,723
editing in his office and Dwight
watching Michael edit in his office,

314
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,157
or drive home and probably
fall asleep at the wheel

315
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:48,592
and die in a fiery car wreck.

316
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,826
I passed out on my
keyboard trying to decide.

317
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,232
Let me pour you some bubbly,

318
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,829
because somebody got to a
whole new level last night.

319
00:15:58,906 --> 00:16:00,396
Andy, I can't hear
this right now.

320
00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:02,271
No. No. No. This is good.

321
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:03,832
You know how we haven't
really gotten anywhere

322
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:06,106
that I want to get
to physically yet?

323
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,411
Well, last night, that changed.

324
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,919
We're making out. I'm kissing
her neck and her cheek

325
00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:16,547
and her ear lobe, and she's
not really kissing me back,

326
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:20,286
but she closes her
eyes and she's like,

327
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,420
"Oh, D. Oh, D."

328
00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:28,229
She called you D?

329
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:31,330
Yeah. D for Andy.

330
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:34,534
Oh, D.

331
00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:36,836
Oh, D.

332
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,775
Oh, D.

333
00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:41,143
Oh, D.

334
00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:43,376
Oh, D! Oh, D!

335
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:49,055
Oh, D! Oh, D!

336
00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:56,224
I'm about to send the ad to corporate.
And it is sent.

337
00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:01,057
They'll probably watch it right away.
I would.

338
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,527
Okay.

339
00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:10,375
Yes? Pam, please
clear my phone lines.

340
00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:11,604
Certainly.

341
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:16,948
Okay, clear.

342
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:20,276
They could call any second now.

343
00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,322
Oh, God.

344
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,490
I better call.

345
00:17:39,273 --> 00:17:41,366
Well, it's been tough.

346
00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:44,638
The geniuses at corporate
rejected my commercial,

347
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:47,145
and tonight they are airing
the brain-dead version.

348
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:49,273
So welcome one and all

349
00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:52,550
to the world premiere
of corporate crap fest.

350
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:13,598
Hey, seemed like a big hit.

351
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:15,107
No. People are stupid.

352
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:19,339
People like waving.
Waving sells, not art.

353
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:23,813
The ad we made, our
ad, the real one,

354
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:29,379
was full of humor and full of depth
and full of heart, and it was real.

355
00:18:30,857 --> 00:18:34,725
Hey, could you do me a favor? Could
you put that in the DVD player?

356
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,695
Hey, everybody, I just
want to welcome you all

357
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:40,665
to the premiere of the real
Dunder Mifflin commercial.

358
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:44,226
The Michael Scott director's cut.
Hope you like it.

359
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,233
It all starts with an idea.

360
00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:53,703
But you can never tell
where an idea will end up.

361
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,616
Because ideas spread.

362
00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:02,818
They change, grow.

363
00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:06,822
They connect us with the world.

364
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:15,530
And in a fast-moving world,

365
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,469
where good news moves
at the speed of time,

366
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,038
and bad news isn't
always what it seems.

367
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:42,327
Because when push
comes to shove,

368
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:50,798
we all deserve a second chance

369
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:56,671
to score.

370
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:08,047
Dunder Mifflin. Limitless
paper in a paperless world.

371
00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:22,164
Animation, all her, by the way.
Really?

372
00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,100
Yeah, I just thought...
The animation was cool.

373
00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:25,229
Thanks.

374
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,899
Hey, listen, you ever been
on a motorcycle because...

375
00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,839
Michael, that was fun.

376
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,177
That was fun.

377
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,006
Next round of drinks
is on me, people.

378
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:41,248
Claude Van Damme

379
00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:45,491
Hair for men

380
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:48,020
Poison gas, NutraSweet

381
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,656
It's got to rhyme with "piece."

382
00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:52,061
Fancy Feast.

383
00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:54,862
Break me off a piece
of that Fancy Feast

384
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,797
It's the cat food. Nailed it.