1 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,283 Out here in the Middle... 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:09,004 if you're a sports star, the world is your oyster. 3 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,169 Unless your sister runs over your foot... 4 00:00:11,346 --> 00:00:14,339 and then you'd better have something to fall back on. 5 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:16,041 For Axl, it was the couch. 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,550 This is not fair! 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,530 Not awesome things are not supposed to happen to me. 8 00:00:19,554 --> 00:00:21,832 Not awesome things are supposed to happen to other people. 9 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,552 Can I get you a sandwich or something? 10 00:00:23,825 --> 00:00:25,350 It hurts my foot to eat sandwiches. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,789 I just want to be left alone. 12 00:00:26,995 --> 00:00:28,019 Stupid Sue. 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,708 Axl had pretty much forgiven Sue for breaking his foot. 14 00:00:30,732 --> 00:00:32,496 But now and then, his anger bubbled up. 15 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:36,463 Aah! 16 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:42,653 I didn't even think my bones could break... 17 00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:44,958 they're so strong and thick. God! I drink so much milk! 18 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,179 I'm suing milk! 19 00:00:46,281 --> 00:00:48,273 You know, as long as you're lying there anyway... 20 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,076 maybe you could do a little homework? 21 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,915 Oh, my God. You are the worst comforter ever. 22 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,889 Wait. What is this? 23 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,871 Why are you both sitting down and looking at me? 24 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,295 Well, your mom and I were talking... 25 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,899 and in light of your current foot situation... 26 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,659 it might not be a bad idea to stay on top of the grades thing. 27 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,225 What? 28 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,717 Southern's already revoked their scholarship offer, Axl... 29 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,283 and East Indy's being pretty quiet. 30 00:01:12,307 --> 00:01:13,867 I'm just saying we don't exactly know... 31 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:15,619 where they're at anymore, and we still gotta... 32 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:16,854 think about getting you into college. 33 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:18,540 Oh, my God. I'm healing. 34 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:21,648 Look, we're just saying, if the scholarship situation... 35 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:23,460 is not the lock we thought it was gonna be... 36 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:27,251 we might have to examine the possibility of a plan B. 37 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,889 So... what would that be? 38 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,990 Well, that you'd get into college... 39 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,659 on your own academic merit. 40 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,955 That's your plan B? That's all you got?! 41 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,258 I wanna hear another plan B! 42 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:39,777 I wanna hear the plan B that involves 'you' doing something! 43 00:01:39,801 --> 00:01:41,133 Hey. We did do something. 44 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,897 We checked into it, and the school has tutors that can help you. 45 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,282 And now that you won't have practice... 46 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,217 you can use that time to study and get your grades up. 47 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,641 Let me get this straight... 48 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,554 you have no faith in my bone mending powers... 49 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,256 I might not be getting a free ride to college... 50 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,891 and instead of sailing through my senior year... 51 00:01:53,915 --> 00:01:55,893 doing nothing but partying and ruling the school... 52 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:57,476 as is my God-given right... 53 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,449 you're saying I have to study more?! 54 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:02,522 Well, it's not really possible for you to study less. 55 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:03,690 You're dead! 56 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,223 - You are so dead! - Ah! 57 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,792 Oh! Ow! 58 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,759 Oh. Oh! 59 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:10,932 I'm too depressed to get up. 60 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,812 Well, Axl wasn't the only one... 61 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,500 who was gonna have to start studying. 62 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,082 Cause the next day was my first day... 63 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,468 of dental assisting school. 64 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,038 Yep, I was back to school for the first time... 65 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,334 in over 20 years. 66 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:22,739 Oh, Mike... 67 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,588 take a picture of me with my lunch like... 68 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,956 we always said we were gonna do with the kids... 69 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,609 on their first day of school but never did. 70 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:32,117 Battery's dead. 71 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:36,616 It's doing it again. 72 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,824 Do we need a plumber? 73 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,359 Oh, definitely. 74 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,029 And a roof guy, and a mold guy, and a bug guy. 75 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,630 But instead, we're paying tuition... 76 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,609 and it's all gonna be worth it, right, Frankie? 77 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,295 Mike, this is not just my second act. 78 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,164 It's all of ours. The Hecks are taking risks. 79 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,102 Yeah. We're on the comeback trail. 80 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:55,708 Well, four days, and my hair is still syrupy. 81 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,741 But it's okay. I deserve it. 82 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,608 I should bear the physical scars of what I've done. 83 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:02,716 And bright side, it smells pretty nice. 84 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,452 Except bees chase me. 85 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:08,516 All right. I'm shutting off the water. 86 00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:10,443 If anybody has to go, now would be the time. 87 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,650 Wait. I have to go again. 88 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:13,021 No, I'm all right. 89 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,095 Well, maybe I do. Hang on. 90 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,856 No. Okay. I'm good. 91 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,058 Don't forget I have social skills after school. 92 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,581 We're working on planning ahead. 93 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,269 I was supposed to tell you two weeks ago. 94 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,735 And you're in charge of bringing a healthy snack. 95 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:26,973 Now? 96 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,506 Now you're telling me this? 97 00:03:28,743 --> 00:03:29,983 This is not a good time, Brick. 98 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:31,502 - I gotta get to school. - I'll do it. 99 00:03:31,713 --> 00:03:32,976 I will so do it. 100 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:34,992 I want to make up for running over Axl's foot... 101 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:36,193 and ruining everybody's lives. 102 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,243 Okay. Here's $40. 103 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,030 Now the snacks aren't gonna cost that much... 104 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,054 so bring back change. 105 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,558 And peanut MandMs don't count as a healthy snack. 106 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:45,785 Learned that one the hard way. 107 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,983 This isn't about handing out certificates... 108 00:03:51,032 --> 00:03:52,272 and sending you on your way. 109 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,732 This is about changing lives, one tooth at a time. 110 00:03:56,204 --> 00:03:59,038 Now I'm going to be talking about this... 111 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,642 Hi. Oh, sorry. Hi. 112 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:04,370 Frankie Heck. I am so sorry. 113 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,341 I was a little nervous. 114 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,491 First day, you know, and my husband turned off the water... 115 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:09,677 so I had to stop at the karate place to go... 116 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:11,750 Well, that was too much information. 117 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:14,616 Well, you are one brave puppy coming into my class late... 118 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:15,881 Frankie Heck. 119 00:04:16,057 --> 00:04:17,857 As the rest of your classmates already know... 120 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,288 I'm Sandy Armwood... 121 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,329 a thorough dental educator, according to a recent Yelp review. 122 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,227 Now dental assisting is not pretty. 123 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,231 There is going to be spit. 124 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,441 There's going to be blood. 125 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,596 There's going to be serious gag reflexes. 126 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:31,749 If you don't think you're up for it... 127 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:34,072 if it scares you people, there's the door. 128 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,803 Pfft! I'm not scared. I'm a mom! 129 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,090 All right, then, let's get out our notebooks. 130 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,377 Because it is my honor... 131 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,608 no, it is my duty... 132 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,649 to share my knowledge with you. 133 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:49,782 I'll start by introducing you to the maxillary and mandibular arches. 134 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:50,720 This is good. 135 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,085 I bought healthy snacks... 136 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,955 I picked you up from school... 137 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:55,975 I think I'll make a pretty great mom someday. 138 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:57,325 Aah! 139 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,368 Hey, Brick! Look, a garage sale! 140 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,300 Let's check it out. 141 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,011 Oh... my... God. 142 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,656 I saw something exactly like this... 143 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,680 on Antiques Roadshow. 144 00:05:13,848 --> 00:05:15,874 You know, they appraised it for a ton of money. 145 00:05:16,017 --> 00:05:17,349 Hmm, I don't know. 146 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,147 It looks like it could be a cheap copy. 147 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,119 On American Pickers, I saw someone just throw one of those away. 148 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:25,487 You know, we still have $20 left from the money... 149 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,058 mom gave me for snacks. 150 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:30,026 If this is worth something, and we can flip it... 151 00:05:30,198 --> 00:05:31,723 like on House Flippers, Miami... 152 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,663 we can bring her back even more money. 153 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,966 Mom's not working, so we gotta help out any way we can. 154 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:37,604 True. 155 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:41,200 I mean, how could we, in good conscience, not do it? 156 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,173 I think we have a real opportunity here. 157 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,245 I mean, clearly, this lady can't tell things of value from junk. 158 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,313 I learned that one from watching Hoarders. 159 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,276 The thing I learned from watching Hoarders... 160 00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:52,878 is that it does not usually end well for the cats. 161 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,401 So while Sue was in heaven at the garage sale... 162 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,684 Axl was in hell... 163 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:59,555 otherwise known as tutor signups. 164 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,330 Hey. No cuts. 165 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,523 You're behind my backpack. It's holding my place. 166 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,931 Sorry. There's no holding places. 167 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,398 Well, put it back. 168 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,335 It's my helper backpack. I'm very injured. 169 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,474 No, you're not. You're just lazy. 170 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,134 I saw you vault over two trash cans on your way in here. 171 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:20,975 Are you saying I'm faking? This is real. 172 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,926 I might be out for the whole rest of the football season. 173 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,145 Everyone's freaking out. 174 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,784 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 175 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,249 I'm just hiding it behind not caring at all. 176 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,118 Well... I probably don't care... 177 00:06:31,359 --> 00:06:33,119 about whatever it is you do, either, so... 178 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:35,493 Actually, I'm co-founder of the Green Club... 179 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,210 photographer on the school paper... 180 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:40,698 Axl Heck? Your assigned tutor is Cassidy Finch. 181 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:42,904 Well, great. I see you two have already started... 182 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,732 to get to know one another. 183 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:49,343 Oh. And in my spare time, I tutor dumb jocks. 184 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,577 I'll give you $40. 185 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,213 - Really? - Yep. 186 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:06,054 Just give me one quick sec to confer with my associate. 187 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,205 Oh, my God, that's so much money. 188 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:09,925 I cannot believe it! Aah! 189 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,998 We flipped it! Okay. 190 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,897 Yes, I think that will do. 191 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:18,238 Ah! 192 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,608 Sue! Hang on. 193 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,571 I saw this exact safe on Storage Wars. 194 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,716 And when they opened it up, there was a ton of money inside. 195 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:32,045 No, Brick. We gotta quit while we're ahead... 196 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:34,119 like the smart ones do on Deal Or No Deal. 197 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:37,087 Look, $40 isn't gonna change mom's life. 198 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,385 But $40,000 could. 199 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,390 There might be pirate doubloons in there. 200 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:45,329 What do you say, Sue? Do you wanna let it ride? 201 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,666 Well... 202 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,770 Okay. Let it ride! 203 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,315 Okay, backpack boy. 204 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:52,534 Let's do this. 205 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,404 Yeah, before we dive in, I wanna be clear about my goals here. 206 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,787 All right, I don't want to get too smart... 207 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:58,288 just smart enough to get into college. 208 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,871 I think we're safe there. 209 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:01,040 You ready to start? 210 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,707 Or do you need me to blow a whistle? 211 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,441 Wow. 212 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,495 You're making fun of me for being an awesome athlete. 213 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,511 Ouch. No cracks about my thick, shiny hair... 214 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,299 or I'll cry out of my piercing blue eyes. 215 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,418 Boy, you sure do love yourself some 'you, ' don't ya? 216 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,738 Look, I'm not sure I get why you're hating on me so bad... 217 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:15,786 'cause I play sports. 218 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,574 I don't think you realize what a public service... 219 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,598 we do for this school. 220 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:21,133 We're, like, totally responsible for, like, all the caring... 221 00:08:21,202 --> 00:08:23,797 and all the trophies, and all the coolness and stuff. 222 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,736 Oh, my God. All the coolness and stuff is you? 223 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,469 Thanks so much. 224 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,770 You always this much fun? 225 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,418 I'll have fun next year at college... 226 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,091 which you don't have a prayer of getting into... 227 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:36,812 unless you open that book. 228 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:40,148 So, what, are you already accepted into... 'Harvard' or something? 229 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:44,554 Vassar, actually. 230 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,694 Vassar? 231 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,160 It has "ass" in it. 232 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,854 Wow. I feel sorry for you. 233 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,263 Your whole identity is this tiny locker room world... 234 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,444 you think you're king of. 235 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:56,013 And now you're injured and you're scared... 236 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,837 so you're putting up an imperious facade... 237 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:01,498 and overcompensating for your insecurity. 238 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,769 Okay, if you're trying to insult me... 239 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,574 you're gonna have to use smaller words. 240 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,309 After a day at school, I was beginning to understand... 241 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:12,976 Axl's love affair with our couch. 242 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,620 - What are you doing? - Shh! 243 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,187 I saw this on Safecrackers. 244 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:17,585 Did it work? 245 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,555 I don't know. 246 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,854 After five minutes, I switched over to Whale Wars. 247 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:22,553 But I do feel fairly confident... 248 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,994 that I can commandeer a Japanese harpoon ship. 249 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:27,711 Sue and Brick were making as much progress with that safe... 250 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,169 as Axl was with his tutor. 251 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:32,499 So your score of zero out of 20 on the quiz... 252 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,384 makes it pretty clear that you read nothing... 253 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,768 about the Bay Of Pigs invasion. 254 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:39,004 Well, in my defense, I was totally sitting down to read this... 255 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,705 when the guys called me and invited me to the lake. 256 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:42,577 Everyone was there. 257 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,775 And PS... awesomeness ensued. 258 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:45,919 Why didn't you go? 259 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,679 See, this is why I hate high school. 260 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,686 All everyone does is go to lame parties. 261 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:51,552 And for your information, I had to study. 262 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,479 And so should you. You have a test tomorrow. 263 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:55,018 No. The teacher said yesterday... 264 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:57,630 it was the day after tomorrow. 265 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,164 Wow. God does not give with both hands. 266 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,495 And that means what? 267 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,129 It means attractive people are usually not that bright. 268 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,175 You think I'm attractive? 269 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,775 I didn't mean it that way. 270 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,176 - Hmm. - Okay, um, so where was I? 271 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,540 The Bay Of Pigs. Right. 272 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:17,013 It's important 'cause, um, it was a crucial moment in history. 273 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,883 I mean, those three days were fraught with confusion and tension. 274 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,022 JFK had only been in office a couple of months. 275 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:23,600 He barely knew what he was doing... 276 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,424 and yet he knew he had to take bold action. 277 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:30,921 He deployed... 278 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,633 How you like high school now? 279 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,325 Seriously? 280 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:36,664 Oh, my God. I have to go. 281 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,864 What? Oh... you were vibing me all these signals... 282 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,118 and you were saying how you never go to parties... 283 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:42,719 and you were talking about tension and deployment and stuff. 284 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,908 What was I supposed to do? 285 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,086 So I'd gotten off to a bad start with my teacher. 286 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,332 But if there's one thing I'd learned from working at Ehlert's... 287 00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:57,257 it was the fine art of sucking up. 288 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,317 Hi. I know. Late again. 289 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,555 What are the odds? 290 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:04,258 - But I made you some snickerdoodles. - Oh. 291 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,324 Look, everybody. 292 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,836 Gingivitis on a plate. 293 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,770 You know what those cookies tell me, Frankie? 294 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,171 You do not respect the tooth. 295 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:16,006 Oh, I do. I completely respect the tooth... 296 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,272 so, so much. 297 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,507 Ah. Well, good to hear it. 298 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:20,981 And since you're not in your seat... 299 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,459 why don't you take this one right here? 300 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,815 - Oh... - Attagirl. 301 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,251 There we go. Going down. 302 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,296 Okay. Well, you know what? 303 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,430 I think it would be better... 304 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,454 Wowzers! 305 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:31,982 You have some seriously, seriously inflamed gums. 306 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:32,925 Really? 307 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,671 I see you had a couple of those cookies in the car... 308 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,690 too, huh? Everybody, gather around! 309 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,498 This is an excellent example of the oral carelessness... 310 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,095 we've been discussing today. 311 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,936 Now I want everyone to reach in there... 312 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,499 and feel that frenum. 313 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,010 Uh, hold on a sec. 314 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,672 No. Come on, come on, come on. Go, go. 315 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,112 Really get in there. Don't be shy. 316 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,791 Yep, there's no doubt about it... 317 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,613 I was miserable... 318 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:59,176 Axl was miserable... 319 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,452 Even the house was miserable. 320 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,219 You're only a few classes in, right? 321 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,227 Is it too late to switch you to plumbing school? 322 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:09,230 Hey, I swallowed someone's fake fingernail today. 323 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,561 This is really not the time. 324 00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:12,123 Ugh! 325 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,032 It's 10:00 and I still have 26 more pages! 326 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,367 Mom, you gotta help me study. Here... 327 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,962 It's the constitutional amendments. 328 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,701 Just so you know, those are Roman numerals. 329 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,218 Turns out they're not just for Super Bowls. 330 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:24,337 Axl, I can't. I have a huge anatomy test tomorrow. 331 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,074 Uh, hello! 332 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,490 You're always telling me to ask you for help... 333 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,359 and now I'm saying I need help, and you won't? 334 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,511 - This is so typical. - You don't understand. 335 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:33,646 My teacher's mean and she hates me. 336 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,178 That's what I tell you all the time! 337 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,384 And you tell me, "I'm sure she has a good heart. 338 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,102 She's just trying to make you be your best." 339 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,891 Ugh. How do you live with me if I say things like that? 340 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,227 Shut up, Frankie. 341 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,324 Look, we gotta get you into college... 342 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,110 and you out of college and back into a job... 343 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,660 so let's knock this out. 344 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:53,697 Okay, what are the mandibular incisors? 345 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,733 Oh, my God. I have no idea! 346 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,244 That was for your mom. 347 00:12:57,278 --> 00:13:00,112 Oh, crap. I have no idea, either. Pass. 348 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,113 What's the 12th amendment revise? 349 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,212 Can I have the incisors question again? 350 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,052 Seven layers of the tooth. Go. 351 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,957 I don't know. Oh, my God, what made me think I could do this? 352 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,723 I'm too old. My brain is mush. 353 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,526 It doesn't hold new thoughts anymore. 354 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,360 Hey. Over here. 355 00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:19,594 Oh, you have a headache, too? 356 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,966 Will you two man up? I've had a headache for ten years. 357 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,265 You don't see me whining. 358 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,081 Let's just do this, and then you can go to bed. 359 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,073 Everybody's tired. 360 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,270 The only people getting any sleep in this house are Sue and Brick. 361 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,505 Ah. 362 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,947 Cheese grater. 363 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,915 I don't know. I just don't know. 364 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,780 Let me just close my eyes for ten minutes... 365 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,149 and I'll have the answer. 366 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,051 Come on, Frankie. What's with you? 367 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:40,918 Suck it up! 368 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,617 I know you're tired, but you got a long way to go here. 369 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,685 I'm just 'so tired.' 370 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,587 Wait, wait, wait. Frankie, is this what you took? 371 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:51,599 Yeah. 372 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,498 It's Tylenol PM. 373 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,730 PM... that's why it's got the moon and the stars on it. 374 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:56,913 It's the kind that makes you go to sleep. 375 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,906 - What? - Oh, my God. 376 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,305 My mother drugged me? 377 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,776 And I have a test tomorrow on... 378 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,745 I have no idea what I have a test tomorrow on. 379 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,303 Look, I'm all right, Mike. 380 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:11,217 Just ask Rascal his questions first, and I'll just rest my eyes. 381 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,121 Okay. That was good. 382 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,422 Now let that sink in, and I'll let you rest a second. 383 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,020 Okay, Frankie, tell me what you know about root canals. 384 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,207 Other than they're probably more fun than this night is for me. 385 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,291 The root canals... 386 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,667 in Venice are supposed to be so pretty. 387 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,195 We should go there. Ah, we'll never go there. 388 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,605 Hey, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 389 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,973 Axl, come on, buddy. Stay with me. 390 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:40,105 My tutor is pretty, and smart and she hates me. 391 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,208 I clogged the toilet at the karate place. 392 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,048 Okay... 393 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,027 One... 394 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,529 Two... 395 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,428 Three! 396 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,293 Oh! Oh, my God. 397 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,234 That did not just happen again. 398 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,331 Mom is going to kill us! 399 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,308 Hey, wait. I see something. 400 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,174 Yeah, I know, Brick. I see it, too... 401 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,544 a giant hole, right where the old giant hole was. 402 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,778 No. Look. It's open! 403 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:27,324 There's nothing in here except some maps and an old... 404 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,091 rental car receipt. 405 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,188 Ugh! 406 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,595 I knew we shouldn't have bought the safe. 407 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,660 I knew it! But I let you talk me into it... 408 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,603 and now we have nothing to give back to mom. 409 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:38,537 Nothing! 410 00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:40,564 Nothing but this stupid receipt... 411 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:44,271 signed by... Ger-'ahld' Ford. 412 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:48,339 The President? Gerald Ford? 413 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:53,013 It says it's from October 1974. 414 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,919 Oh, my God. Do you know what this means? 415 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,718 I'm getting my Robot Butler! 416 00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,055 Robot Butler. 417 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,651 Aah! Ha! 418 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,694 You know, Rick, according to my research... 419 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,792 President Ford was in Indianapolis in 1974... 420 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:09,963 trying to help Senator Lugar get elected. 421 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,235 So you see that it has a real historical significance. 422 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,299 I don't know. 423 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,538 Guys, you really can't make out the signature. 424 00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,945 There's no way to know who this belonged to. 425 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,712 And I'm pretty sure the president wasn't renting an AMC gremlin. 426 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,548 But I like you kids. 427 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,953 So how 'bout me giving you $20 for this? 428 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:32,949 Um, we're gonna need a sidebar. 429 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,484 It's clearly not worth anything. 430 00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,327 So let's just take the $20, which is what we started with... 431 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,593 and cut our losses. 432 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:39,793 Brick, think about it... 433 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,311 if that wasn't the president's signature... 434 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,395 he wouldn't be offering us anything at all. 435 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,338 Obviously, he thinks it's worth way more. 436 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,467 He's just trying to lowball us. 437 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,501 Rick, we think we can do better. 438 00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,844 Sorry, we're walking away. 439 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,343 And pencils down. 440 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,918 Thank God that was over. 441 00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,318 Now it's time for the clinical part of our exam. 442 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,516 Let's start with our blood pressure skills. 443 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:06,084 Frankie, roll 'em up. 444 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,958 Uh, you know what? I'd... I'd rather not. 445 00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,939 I feel like I've been hogging all the volunteering. 446 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,660 I'm sure someone else would like a chance... 447 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,692 What is that? 448 00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:19,935 Hey. If you're really desperate, I could hook you up. 449 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,168 Here's how you do it. 450 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,508 All right. Okay. "Mesial..." 451 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,446 That tickles. 452 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,880 Let me explain. 453 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,659 This wouldn't happen under normal circumstances... 454 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,361 but my son and I were taking drugs together... 455 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,648 Frankie... 456 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,154 Isn't it time? 457 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,621 Isn't it time you accept the fact... 458 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,967 that you don't have what it takes to make it in the high-pressure... 459 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,550 world of dental assisting? 460 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,971 Why don't you do yourself a favor? Why don't you walk out that door... 461 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,191 and find something more your speed, like... 462 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,133 running a hair extension kiosk at the mall? 463 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,467 You think I'm just gonna walk out of here? 464 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,997 That I'm just gonna quit because 'you' told me to? 465 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,671 Well, let me tell you something about myself... 466 00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,306 I... am a quitter. 467 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,509 A lifelong quitter. 468 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,484 Girl Scouts? Quit. 469 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,680 Piano lessons when they started with two hands? 470 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,517 Quit. 471 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,554 Working out at Curves? 472 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,184 Quit in the middle of signing up for the membership. 473 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,193 Every volunteer thing at my kids' school... 474 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,924 quit, quit, quit. Oh, and I only got through 20 "Shades of Grey." 475 00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,523 So if I quit... and yeah... 476 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,933 I might if it gets too hard... I'm gonna do it on 'my' terms. 477 00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:23,335 It might be tomorrow. 478 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,829 It might be next week. It might be the week after! 479 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,140 But definitely not today. 480 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,277 Okay. 481 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,243 Did you see Rick's face? 482 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,050 He totally knew what this thing was worth. 483 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,181 Of course he did. 484 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,433 But we're gonna have the last laugh... 485 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,968 when this thing is at the Smithsonian... 486 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:50,454 and we're living in our mansion in Orson Heights. 487 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,022 Although... 488 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:55,900 The L in Gerald kind of looks more like an R. 489 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:59,771 And the O in Ford kind of looks more like a U. 490 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,071 In which case, we have the 1974... 491 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:04,408 rental car receipt of some guy named... 492 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:08,211 Gerard Furd? 493 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,480 Rick, we feel we have a long standing... 494 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,111 business relationship with you... 495 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,418 and it's not just about the money, so... 496 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,753 - We'll take the $20. - Yeah. 497 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:17,917 I'll give you $10. 498 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,483 - What? - You offered us $20 before. 499 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,496 - Okay, $9. - Wait, you can't just lower your offer. 500 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,430 - $7. - Sell! Sell! Sell! 501 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:30,495 All right. All right. All right. We'll take the $7. 502 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,442 Oh. Hey. 503 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,276 Hey. 504 00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,306 Um... 505 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,807 Look, I know I'm the last person you wanna see... 506 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,911 but, uh, I just wanted to let you know I got a B... 507 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,182 on that government test. 508 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,450 Really? 509 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,481 That's great, Axl. Nice job. 510 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:52,322 Yeah. 511 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,419 Um, I know things are... 512 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,761 kind of weird between us now 'cause of that... kiss thing. 513 00:19:57,798 --> 00:20:00,597 So I get it if you don't want to tutor me anymore. 514 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,329 It was lame of me. 515 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,463 You hated it. Sorry and stuff. 516 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,372 Um, so... Just to recap... 517 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,172 Me... lame. Bye. 518 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,542 I didn't hate it. 519 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,280 You didn't? 520 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,045 No, um... 521 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,610 Actually, it was kind of pleasant. 522 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,713 But the thing is, I have a boyfriend. 523 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:24,657 He's away at college. So it's moot. 524 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,887 Cool. Cool. Yeah. 525 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:30,455 Um... uh, yeah. Well... 526 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,989 If you ever break up with that moot guy... 527 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,026 let me know. 528 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,069 Ow. 529 00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:41,200 Sometimes life knocks us down. 530 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,836 Sometimes it knocks us down a lot. 531 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,539 Okay, there it is. 532 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,411 I figured out the problem. 533 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,473 The house is broken. 534 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,542 Really? That's your expert opinion? 535 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,020 Yeah. It's groaning because it's tired... 536 00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,716 much like the people in it. 537 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:58,055 Oh, see what you're doing there? 538 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,091 Grinding your teeth. 539 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:02,028 Your mandibular molars, to be exact. 540 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,086 Oh, my God. 541 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:06,225 Mike, I learned something. I didn't used to know that before. 542 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,734 Oh! 543 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,828 But there's that tiny glimmer of hope... 544 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,237 that lets us believe that by some miracle... 545 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,400 it'll all work out. 546 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,403 And then again... 547 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,311 sometimes we just don't know when to quit.