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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Railroad crossing tolling ]

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[ Hydraulics hiss ]

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What are you gonna do
when I'm at game design camp?

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Die of boredom probably?

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Ugh. Yes!

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Way to abandon me
in my time of need.

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Sorry, Mikayla,
but Oshkosh calls.

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I'm the coding hero
Wisconsin needs.

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[ Chuckles ] I don't think
they want their coding hero

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to stink up the whole state
with her onion breath.

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[ Chuckling ] Hey!
It's not my fault

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I have
a sophisticated palette.

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You have
a gross palette.

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I think I'm gonna work on my
game some more before I leave.

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I wanna code those other nerds
into the ground.

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I thought your game was cool
when I played it.

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And you know how I feel
about video games.

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-You hate them.
-[ Imitating ] I hate them.

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But I like yours.

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♪♪

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So...

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When your dad picks you up
for visits,

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does he come in
and talk to your mom?

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[ Geese squawking ]Uh, yeah, sometimes.

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I guess it's weird
to see your parents

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talking to each other now.

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What do you mean weird?

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[ Crow cawing ]Well, 'cause, you know...

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They're not married
anymore,

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and everything
is different.

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It's fine.

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Lots of people's parents
are divorced.

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Y'know...[exhales sharply]
I better hurry home and pack.

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I-I-I'll see you on Monday.
-Oh, okay. Bye!

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Text me
when you're at camp!

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You'll do great!

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[ Door closes ]Tulip.

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Tulip, it's your dad.
We need to talk to ya.

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Nahhh,
she went upstairs.

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I don't know, Andy,
what do you wanna do?

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[ Sighs heavily ]

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Okay, game, you're supposed
to be working but watch,

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I'll press play
and you're just gonna die.

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[ Game blips, groans ]

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[ Jingling ]

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[ Exhales sharply ]
See, that's not right!

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Keys clacking ][ Game groans ]

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[ Gasps ]
Look at you!

51
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You're moving around now!

52
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Don't ever change.

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Thanks, "Coding is Cool" guy!

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[ Deep voice ]
"Why, thank you,Tulip.

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For with your purchase
of my book,

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I can finally afford
to have this ferret

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removed from my face."

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Megan: [ Distantly ] Tulip! Can
you come down here, please?

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[ Groans loudly ]

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Yeah?
[ Sighs deeply ]

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Tulip, I'm so sorry, but
your dad can't take you to camp.

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What?!
What do you mean?! You -- ugh.

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You said if I brought my grade
up in English I could go!

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You -- You -- You and Dad signed
a contract and everything.

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I-I know, Bud.

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But your dad
mixed up the dates

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and planned a work trip
out of town.

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Okay, well, then why
don't you take me?!

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I have a 12-hour shift
at the hospital tonight

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and then another shift
on Sunday.

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I thought you'd be gone
the whole time.

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What, so you're both too busy
to be my parents?
Hey!

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You guys are the ones
whose divorce

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keeps messing
everything up, not me!

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This isn't fair!No, it isn't fair!

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But it was an accident.

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And your dad and I are still
trying to figure this out.

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I know, we're not very good
at it yet.

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Good at what?
Good at being divorced?

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Tulip, I just mean
scheduling.

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What schedule?!
It's two of you and one kid!

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It's not that hard!

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Ngh. Fine.
Whatever.

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I can't go.
Tulip, wait!

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Let's talk about this!
No!

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I'm going back
to my game.

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[ Groans loudly ]

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[ Strains ]

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[ Exhaling sharply ]

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[ Sniffling ]

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♪♪

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[ Cellphone buzzing ][ Exhales sharply ] Huh?

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[ Buzzing continues ]

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[ Cellphone beeps ]Hmm.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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[ Exhales deeply ]

102
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300 miles is not
"a quick hop."

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♪♪

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[ Brakes hiss ]

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Oh!
Well, that's lucky.

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[ Music whomping ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Grunts ]

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What the -- Ugh.

110
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Did I just
hallucinate a train station?

111
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Well, that's...boring.

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"Tulip, we missed you
at game design camp!"

113
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
quite make it

114
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because I decided to fall asleep
in a field

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and dream about outdated modes
of transportation!"

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[ Groans ]

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[ Both screaming ]

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Glad-One: [ British accent ]
Are you my mum? W-What?! What?
Am I what?

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Are you my mum?
Nooo!

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Sad-One: So you've come to bring
me the sweet release of death?

121
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Also no?
Are you a toy?

122
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You have really good speech
recognition.

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Glad-One:
I'm looking for my mother.

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I don't know what she looks
like, though.

125
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She might be large...

126
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Sad-One: Or small,
like a nurturing bagel.

127
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Are you looking for
your bagel mother, too?

128
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No.
Definitely not.

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Not my dad, either.

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[ Exhales sharply ]
Weird toy.

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Glad-One:
So what are you looking for?

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I'm not looking
for anything.

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I'm going to Oshkosh.
-Is that your home?

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It's where
game design camp is.

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Sad-One:
So you're going alone?
Yes.

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Glad-One:
Without your parents?

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I don't need them
to get there!

138
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Now go back
to being a snowman

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or a -- whatever you are!

140
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Sad-One:
Oh, my gosh. What am I?

141
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Uuuuuugghhh--oooooh?

142
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[ Scoffs ] North St. Paul kids
probably built this.

143
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Glad-One: That door
is impossible to open.

144
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Sad-One: The only way out
is through hypothermia.

145
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Pfffft.

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[ Grunts ]

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This...is the train?

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I'm on a big train!
Like a --

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Like a really weird
big train?!

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Glad-One:
You can reach doorknobs?!

151
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How does this door
work? Are -- Are you
like a real robot?

152
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Are there other people
on here? [ Gasps ]

153
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Is this what trains
are like?
Yes!

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Yes to what? Which?
I 'unno.

155
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Wait.
What's in the next train car?

156
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Sad-One: It'll probably
be disappointing...

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Wooooooww!

158
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Oh...hmm.
Well...

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Called it.

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I wonder what
this room's for.

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[ Dings ]

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Whoa-hoah!
Back to being impressed!

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[ Binging up octave ]

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Hop! Hip! Hoop! Hoop!

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[ Sliding up the scale ]

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[ Sliding down the scale ]

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[ Random notes ]Hop, hop, hipe, hoop, hop.

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Sad-One:
Are you building a coffin?

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I-It's a character
from my game.

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I call it "Good Guys
Poppin' Bad Guys."

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It's the best game
I've ever made.

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Glad-One:
How many games have you made?One.

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[ Gasps ]
You're joking.

174
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That's kind of a weird thing
to joke about.

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That's my name!

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I'm One!
-One...

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And that's kind of
a weird name to have.

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Unlike my name, which is Tulip
and is perfectly normal.

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Oh, you know
I'm getting up there!

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[ Grunts ][ Bings ]

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Ha-ha!

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[ Music jingles ]

183
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Aah!
W-What's this?!

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[ Gears screeching ]

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[ Clatters ]

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[ Air hisses ]

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One-One?

188
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Do you know
what Wisconsin looks like?

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Glad-One: All right, hold on.
Lemme think.

190
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I wanna say
it looks like...

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this?
No.

192
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This is not Wisconsin.

193
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[ Ominous music plays ]

194
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[ Thunder crashes ]

195
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Okay.

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♪♪

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[ Shouts ]

198
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[ Explosion ]

199
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Wahhhh!

200
00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,835
Ahhhh!
What happened to that guy?!

201
00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:13,216
Sad-One: You're in kind of
a bad place right now.

202
00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,701
I'm not -- Oh!

203
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I don't want to be
on this train anymore!

204
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Glad-One: Wait!
Are you my mum?

205
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I forgot what you said
last time.

206
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[ Breathing heavily ]

207
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[ Screaming ]

208
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[ Panting ]

209
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[ Grunting ]

210
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[ Swishing ]Huh?

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[ Grunting ]

212
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♪♪

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[ Straining ]

214
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[ Hums Boots Randolph's
"Yakety Sax" ]

215
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What are you singing?!Sad-One: It's a wacky

216
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getting-chased song.
-I made it up.

217
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[ Panting ]

218
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,059
[ Strains ]
-[ Squeaking ]

219
00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:07,581
[ Breathing heavily ]

220
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[ Whirring ]

221
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[ Straining ]

222
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Ahh!

223
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[ Panting, shouting ]

224
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[ Discordant tones ]

225
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[ Slides down scale ]

226
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[ Random notes ]No, no, no, no!

227
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[ Breathing heavily ]

228
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Ahhhh!

229
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[ Shouting ]

230
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Glad-One:
I can help, Ms. Tulip.[ Pops ]

231
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Ahh!
You can do that?

232
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Ahhhh!
Ahh!

233
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[ Panting ]

234
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Gimme a wall!

235
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[ Notes slide along scale ]

236
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Alright, Good Guy,
pop that bad guy!

237
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[ Whines ]

238
00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:58,494
Uhhhhh, Bad Guy's turn!
[ Grunts ]

239
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One-One, how's that wall?!

240
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,187
Glad-One: Well, it's more
of a house instead of a wall.

241
00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:03,810
Sad-One:
Do you want me to start over?

242
00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,328
I'll just start over.
-No!

243
00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:09,367
Don't start over!
[ Panting, shouts ]

244
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,990
[ Shouting ]

245
00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,647
Sad-One: I forgot
to make a roof.

246
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:16,685
Glad-One: Is that weird
for a house -- no roof?

247
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[ Panting ]

248
00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,378
This place has some stuff
that's okay about it,

249
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and some stuff
that could be better.

250
00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:23,519
[ Exhales deeply ]

251
00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:25,555
There have to be a way
off this train

252
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:26,971
that won't kill me.

253
00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:29,525
Okay, everything has rules.

254
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:33,702
E-E-Even crazy things
have their own logic.

255
00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:35,393
It's a train, right?

256
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,153
Trains have conductors.

257
00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,500
One-One, is there a conductor?

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Please tell me you know
the answer.

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Conductor? Hmm...

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I think
we have one of those.

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Sad-One: But he would most
likely be at the engine.

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[ Ominous music plays ]

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♪♪

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I'm getting off this train.

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♪♪