0 00:00:01,474 --> 00:00:04,851 Varez presents IRWAREZ.COM 1 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,175 ummm 2 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:56,348 ummm hmm 3 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,725 oh what 4 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,810 Rolf? what happened 5 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,437 Were you playing all this time? 6 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,273 So, what did you think it was? 7 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,483 Some kind of emotional montage in your head? 8 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,193 We're doing the show again, frog 9 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,528 Oh, right. umm 10 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,363 Scooter, it's time 11 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,614 On the eye, boss 12 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,203 Sabrina Carpenter. Thirty seconds to go, Miss Carpenter 13 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,163 Miss Carpenter? 14 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,331 Thanks, Scooter 15 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,752 oh my god yourself. I love my dress 16 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,297 Me too But you have to change it 17 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,673 Yes, ma'am 18 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,799 Is that my hat? 19 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,511 I don't wear a hat. This is my real hair 20 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,888 oh yes Me too 21 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,682 No, I... and I know it. No, I know you know 22 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,058 great very well 23 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:48,692 This is The Muppet Show with our very special guest, Sabrina Carpenter 24 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:06,084 ♪ It's time to play music, it's time to turn on the lights ♪ 25 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:09,212 ♪ It's time to see the Muppets, tonight at the Muppet Show ♪ 26 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:14,426 ♪ It's time to make up, it's time to be handsome ♪ 27 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,679 ♪ It's time to raise the curtain, tonight in the Muppet Show ♪ 28 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,265 ♪ Why do we always come here? ♪ 29 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,351 ♪ I think we will never understand ♪ 30 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,436 ♪ It's kind of like torture ♪ 31 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪ that you have to watch this program ♪ 32 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,196 ♪ But now let's start ♪ 33 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,239 ♪ Why don't you start it? ♪ 34 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,158 ♪ It's time to start it ♪ 35 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,412 ♪ In the most exciting, inspiring, festive, Muppet... ♪ 36 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:49,169 ♪ This is what we call a muppet show ♪ 37 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,805 thank you thank you Umm, thanks 38 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,933 Hello everyone, and welcome to the Muppet Show 39 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:09,147 You know, we're very excited to be back at the scene where it all started 40 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,857 And then it was over, and then 41 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,985 Maybe it will start again, it depends on how tonight goes 42 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,072 hmm I can't believe they are doing the same old show again 43 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,407 Well, they don't cover the head that doesn't hurt 44 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,326 No, these are ace and pass. That's why they are doing it 45 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,038 well Now to start the program 46 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,706 We have a very special guest 47 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,293 A wonderful singer and composer and a global superstar 48 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:35,215 The One and Only, Sabrina Carpenter. Hooray 49 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,929 ah shut up thugs 50 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,139 do it do it throw 51 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,811 Stop it, or I will kick you out 52 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,939 Don't worry, Sam. I left it to me 53 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,826 ♪ You said your phone was broken, you just forgot to charge it ♪ 54 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:06,621 ♪ God willing, the whole clothes you wore are just pieces ♪ 55 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,417 ♪ Did you just say you finished? I didn't know we even started ♪ 56 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,796 ♪ It's all too familiar baby, what do you call it? ♪ 57 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,299 ♪ Stupid ♪ ♪ Kadkad ♪ 58 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,344 ♪ or blunt? ♪ ♪ height ♪ 59 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,515 ♪ Maybe in vain? ♪ ♪ Cuckoo ♪ 60 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,517 ♪ But there is a more beautiful word for it ♪ 61 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,060 ♪ What? ♪ ♪ I know ♪ 62 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,607 ♪ Grandma's baby ♪ 63 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,319 ♪ Why do you always come running to me? ♪ 64 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:41,239 ♪ this is my life ♪ 65 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,951 ♪ You don't want to let an innocent woman be alone ♪ 66 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,454 ♪ You haven't seen the color of self-care at all ♪ 67 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,500 ♪ half of your brain doesn't work at all ♪ 68 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,084 wow 69 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,922 ♪ Grandma's baby ♪ 70 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:01,009 ♪ Why do you keep running and take everything from me ♪ 71 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,763 ♪ Yeah, I like boys who spoil themselves ♪ 72 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:08,767 ♪ And I like unsophisticated men ♪ 73 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:12,521 ♪ And I swear they choose me, not me ♪ 74 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,608 ♪ Amen, O men ♪ ♪ Cuckoo ♪ 75 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,737 ♪ Grandma's baby ♪ 76 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,365 ♪ Why do you always come running to me? ♪ 77 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,119 ♪ this is my life ♪ 78 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:33,083 ♪ Don't you want to let an innocent woman be alone? Oh ♪ 79 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,169 ♪ And I like boys who spoil themselves ♪ 80 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,755 ♪ And I like unsophisticated men ♪ 81 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,514 ♪ Amen, O men ♪ 82 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,694 What a talent! woohoo 83 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,196 It was great! Again! Again! Yes, it's okay 84 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,157 Wow, what an exciting start Uncle Kermit 85 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:09,244 You are hot, chickens. I apologize again for that fan 86 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,954 I was embarrassed 87 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,623 scooter Come here, come here. yes 88 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,208 Why is this back so crowded? 89 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,711 Well, um, those are all the shows, boss 90 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,380 what Are you sure I confirmed all this? 91 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,464 And even more than this 92 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,594 let's go We have to go on stage 93 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,804 Remember how excited everyone was to be on our first comeback show? 94 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,765 And you kept telling them that their performances "look interesting". 95 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,935 Scooter, everyone knows it "looks cool". 96 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,229 It's just a polite way to say no 97 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,064 Yeah, that's very indirect, boss 98 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,983 hmm You know, this could be a problem 99 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,695 well The next person who talks to me will definitely be removed from the program 100 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,906 Umm Hmm Oh, Kermit John 101 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,660 Allow me, the talent is being rejected. hmm 102 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,287 oh Oh, where's the talent? 103 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,457 i i I ask... when? 104 00:06:56,207 --> 00:07:00,211 Oh, Kermit. Isn't it wonderful that we are in the theater again? 105 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,839 And do we give people something they really want? 106 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,091 means "me" 107 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,676 good luck 108 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,219 scooter? 109 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:13,850 yes Um, Piggy, uh, you know... the show is getting kind of long 110 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,978 And, well, it looks like you have two performances 111 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,397 exactly Now about the musical part 112 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:23,276 When I come out of that giant shell dressed as Aphrodite 113 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,738 Make sure those 300 dancing Spartans know when to get out of the Trojan horse 114 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:32,869 Exactly on the "C Bmel" note above me 115 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,705 that's right Ah, I'm just thinking out loud 116 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:40,418 But, don't you think that maybe all this historical accuracy will make you stand out less? 117 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,879 no 118 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,549 Kermit. Kermit 119 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,885 I accidentally heard your words because I was spying on you 120 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,137 If you need, I can help you cut a part of the program 121 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,390 Oh, really? Ah, thank you. what do you think 122 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,183 How to hit one of those tops? 123 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,519 yes 124 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,647 I don't know if we need comedy with tools or not, Fazi 125 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,317 oh So I guess I should put my thinking cap on 126 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,985 hmm 127 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,530 yes Did you like it? I see? I see? I see? Ah, well, sure 128 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,074 If it helps you think how to remove some performances from the program 129 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,827 hello friend An idea just came to my mind 130 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,911 oh 131 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,497 Hey, Seth Rogen 132 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,916 Oh, hi Fuzzy. This is wonderful 133 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,210 I always wanted to be here 134 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,671 oh Don't you have any other wishes? 135 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,715 oh oh What does this mean? 136 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,842 You have been deleted 137 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,094 what Delete? I am the executive producer 138 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,055 So you can tell yourself that we are moving in a different direction 139 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,897 Our next performance is the world's bravest stuntman and showman 140 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:47,610 Someone who has shocked the audience and insurance companies for years 141 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,946 Cheer for the great Gonzo 142 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,993 thank you thank you very much 143 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,246 Look, it's me, the great Gonzo 144 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,000 And tonight I will try this deadly obstacle course 145 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,419 With autonomous skates 146 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,589 While I memorize all the Oscar winners 147 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,134 In the best supporting actress category 148 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,223 woohoo Ignite the rings 149 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,645 Release the blades 150 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,441 And it starts right now 151 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,611 Goldie Hawn, Lupita Nyong'o, Shelley Winters 152 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,949 wow It was painful 153 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,409 For him or for us? 154 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,080 Both 155 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,792 And now, "pigs in hats" 156 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,389 The Duchess of Pigerton of Mayo over Sandwich 157 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:07,190 Lord Scrapleton and his companion 158 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,858 what 159 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943 baby 160 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:15,573 What a stunning party, my love 161 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,494 oh hello how are you I am glad to see you 162 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,205 Wow, there is a surface that has been found again here 163 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:27,001 what a stylish set I fell in love with everything 164 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,796 Apparently, the choice of clothes was optional tonight 165 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:33,466 Baby, you are so naughty 166 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:40,473 By the way, could you please bring us a drink? please 167 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:44,936 oh Of course, my sweet. I'll be back now 168 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,772 ummm 169 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,115 Oh, my lover. The situation is safe and secure 170 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,491 That's it, Piggy. hmm 171 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,327 I forgot to tell you that we had to change the actor of your lover 172 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,872 What... what? B... with whom? 173 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,707 Hola 174 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,960 Are you kidding me? 175 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,879 Hey, I'm just as confused as you, okay? 176 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,631 very well Let's just go ahead 177 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,928 oh my love How I missed your well-shaped cheeks 178 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:25,560 Your thick and black hair and your strong and big arms 179 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,936 with me 180 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,021 yes 181 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,440 you are here my dear ah 182 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,526 And who are you, dear sir? 183 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,694 I don't know 184 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,531 I was singing flowers and listening to flowers when someone put this strange jacket on me 185 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,158 And threw me on the stage, okay? 186 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,869 oh no My wrist was caught 187 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,289 And now my official lover and my secret lover 188 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,541 I was stuck between them 189 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:53,963 They have to fight to the death because they are madly in love with "me". 190 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,301 Ah, yes. Ah, I have to tell you about that... I met someone 191 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,553 what when 192 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,056 Right now next to the dining table 193 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,809 Oh, I know it's only been a few seconds, but this is true love 194 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,395 What's going on here? 195 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,148 Did you hear what he said? another love good mood friend 196 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,818 Oh, thank you. We are very very happy 197 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:20,198 Oh, never mind. I will leave here while I still have my dignity 198 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,210 Your projectiles, gentlemen 199 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,379 Ah, it's too late. The show is over 200 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:38,007 Honestly, let them stay there. There is still a lot left of the program 201 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,302 Unfortunately 202 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:46,015 well stuck full Do not hug anyone until it is dry. Next 203 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,558 Well, everyone 204 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:53,606 All your names are written in this program list in a very special order 205 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,193 And until this list is in my hands 206 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,404 The program runs without any problems 207 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,115 Olympia Dukakis. Monique 208 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,412 It seems that you were playing with fate when you were talking to him 209 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,417 heh ok Ah, thank you very much 210 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,587 Now for the next musical part, let's go to the heart of the streets 211 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:20,508 Streets full of rats. Oops 212 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,851 ♪ I was trying to call ♪ 213 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,271 ♪ It's been so long since I've been alone ♪ Almost done 214 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:38,067 ♪ Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe ♪ 215 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,152 oh 216 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,154 ♪ I'm giving up a hangover ♪ 217 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,532 ♪ You don't have to do much ♪ 218 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:49,370 ♪ You can knock me out with just one touch, baby ♪ 219 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:54,208 ♪ I look around and see that the city of sin is cold and empty ♪ 220 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,211 - ♪ There is no one around to judge me ♪ ♪ Oh oh ♪ 221 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:01,632 ♪ I can't see properly when you're not there ♪ 222 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:07,638 ♪ I said, oh, the lights are blinding me ♪ 223 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:11,893 ♪ No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch ♪ 224 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:18,816 ♪ I said, oh, I'm drowning in the night ♪ 225 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,945 ♪ Oh, when I'm like this you're the only one I trust ♪ 226 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,864 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 227 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:29,285 ah 228 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:35,541 ♪ I said, oh, the lights are blinding me ♪ 229 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:40,129 ♪ No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch ♪ 230 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,173 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 231 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,768 Catch the bird! Catch the bird! i got it 232 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,269 did you see 233 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,236 Excuse me! My vocal chords need to rest, I can't speak. Sound break 234 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,488 Scooter, what's going on here? hmm 235 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,156 Is it my turn or what? 236 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,285 Oh, ah. Kermit had to delete your section, Miss Piggy. didn't he tell you 237 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,996 what Do you think he told me? 238 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,417 Did you think I wore these gladiator sandals for the health of my kufti? 239 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,128 Er... probably not 240 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:24,507 Kermit! wow 241 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,760 yes It's good that we are back 242 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,972 I am really sorry for that unfortunate incident 243 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,932 We are still fixing some small problems 244 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,309 Oh, no problem. I love strange things 245 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,436 aha hmm 246 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,313 Well, uh, I just wanted to say 247 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,816 We are really proud to have you here with us tonight 248 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,900 are you kidding 249 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,735 Being here is like a dream come true. ah 250 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,863 I mean, I could be anywhere else in the world tonight 251 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,990 I... I turned down the Pulitzer Prize... Mmmm. mmmm 252 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,035 And that my photo appears on the new 25-cent coins and a second date 253 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,413 really Umm-hmm 254 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,540 Are you single? no 255 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,791 oh 256 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,960 But this is the only place I want to be now 257 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,587 And nothing can 258 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,797 Open the door, frog 259 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,132 Sorry... he knows, boss 260 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,300 I think there is one at the end of the valley 261 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,679 oh, him 262 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,724 No, no, no, no. It's just... it's just an old theater, you know? 263 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,727 Yes, these pipes can make a lot of noise. hey-ya 264 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,563 where is he 265 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107 Wow, the door wasn't even locked 266 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,568 I know you're here, frog 267 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,861 Miss Piggy? 268 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,906 I'm sure they always tell you this, honestly, I wanted to tell you sooner 269 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490 But you are my role model 270 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,117 Oh John yes 271 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,454 I actually modeled my type and style on you 272 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,958 Oh, don't worry. My lawyer and I understand and will be in touch with you 273 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:45,838 Akhish I will make sure that my lawyers answer the lawyers 274 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,633 Did you hear that voice? 275 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,553 Oh, Kermit said the theater is very old and the pipes are a little noisy 276 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,514 oh really What else did Kermit say? 277 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,975 Did he mention that the main implementation removed me from the program? 278 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061 what no This... this is crazy 279 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,230 Without the performance of Miss Piggy, Muppet Show has no meaning at all 280 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,648 exactly 281 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,358 I wish he was here and could hear this 282 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,235 The door is heavy 283 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,694 I am really sorry 284 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,114 You do not have the right to lose even a second of your image time. You are a legend 285 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,660 Oh, never mind. You are very kind. Say, go on 286 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:20,122 Ah, I mean, I grew up watching you, my parents grew up watching you 287 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,334 Their father and grandmother also watched... very good! The meeting is over 288 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,169 If Kermit was found sometime 289 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:29,340 let him know I am going to sing in this program 290 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,719 help me Oh, no! right 291 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,846 how are you excuse me 292 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,014 I forgot you were down there 293 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475 Hey, I'm fine, Sabrina. yes, me 294 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,977 This happens more than you think 295 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,687 Ah, the scooter 296 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,398 Do you know the procedure? Run, bring another door here 297 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,607 I went to him, boss 298 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,153 Honestly, I have seen Kermit several times 299 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,738 In fact, he is very cute 300 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,449 I mean, I was dealing with a whole lot of celebrity 301 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,742 Many of them are non-sticky people 302 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,161 But not Kermit 303 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,624 Was I very clingy? Well, yes, but not that much 304 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,501 Mmm? 305 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,794 By the way, I am Maya. Mmm? 306 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,759 Umm-hmm 307 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,979 Welcome to the Muppet Lab, where the future is being made today 308 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,817 I'm Dr. Bahnsen Hanido and this is my fearless assistant, Baker 309 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,905 hmm 310 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,242 Today we are dealing with a modern epidemic: distraction 311 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,619 these days 312 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,204 Everything is competing for your attention 313 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,541 Mobile devices, televisions and everyday fears 314 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,295 that when we don't look at those first two, they eat our brains 315 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,173 Well, now you can focus without any hassle 316 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,676 Thanks to my newest invention, "Magic Focus" 317 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,471 Each eye just a drop of this serum 318 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,432 And your concentration span will increase several times 319 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,770 Baker, come back. sit on the stool 320 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,147 Huh? that's it good now 321 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,316 I just slowly lower the stool 322 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,069 Come on, it's done 323 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,321 A very small drop. It doesn't hurt me at all 324 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,866 come on This is from this, this and this 325 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,497 oh dear It was a bit too strong 326 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,587 hmm 327 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,798 Maybe I forgot to dilute it properly 328 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,424 Now let me see. Where did I write it down? 329 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,765 Oh, that's interesting 330 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,642 This one is marked urgent 331 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,976 hmm I'm sure there is no problem 332 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,235 oh baker baker Baker finish it. finish it 333 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,321 Very inspiring. inspiring 334 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,949 I feel alive, you know? Umm-hmm 335 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,909 I mean as an artist 336 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,831 maya maya Maya 337 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,374 scooter 338 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,418 My mom is in the audience tonight 339 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,503 When do I go on stage? Scooter! scooter 340 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,798 I'll be there as soon as I'm done 341 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,468 Oh, wow. For example, how are you Kermit? 342 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,928 yes 343 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,888 You seem to be a bit annoying 344 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,392 As if, for example, your chakras are completely messed up 345 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,478 You are right. I think I am a little stressed 346 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,188 Thank you for asking how I am 347 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:37,319 Oh, sure. Because you know, I can see auras, and your aura is, like, hot 348 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990 Is it hot? Oh, absolutely 349 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,242 And now we breathe 350 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,829 Oh, are we doing this? ah 351 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,209 Janis? Can I breathe out now? 352 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,629 hmm Janis? 353 00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:00,384 oh heh Honestly, it really made me feel a little better 354 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,595 I almost feel like everything is going to be okay 355 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,473 This is an urgent news from Muppet News 356 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,934 Emmy Award-winning comedy legend Maya Rudolph has died 357 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,438 Huh? 358 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,609 I saw a light and it was a river of souls 359 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,028 And a... a wall of flames 360 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,655 And I was performing the text of the awards ceremony for a man in red 361 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,911 It looks like heaven. no 362 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:31,248 I will correct Emmy Award-winning comedy legend Maya Rudolph is alive and well 363 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,543 Something happened and made him come back to life 364 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,004 Stay with us for more hot news 365 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,216 Whoopi Goldberg, Anjelica Huston, Cloris Leachman 366 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,843 hmm The program is not that bad 367 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,595 Yes, absolutely 368 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ La, la la, la ♪ 369 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,322 ♪ Baby, when I saw you, it was an unknown peace ♪ 370 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,952 ♪ With a toothy shoulder, I was looking to get you ♪ 371 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,663 ♪ I was tender inside ♪ 372 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:15,709 ♪ Something was happening ♪ ♪ Ugh ♪ 373 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,962 ♪ la, la ♪ 374 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:23,843 ♪ You do something to me that I can't explain ♪ 375 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,471 ♪ Hold me closer so I don't feel any pain ♪ 376 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,307 ♪ with every beat of my heart ♪ 377 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:35,437 ♪ There is a story between us ♪ ♪ Ugh ♪ 378 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,147 ♪ la, la ♪ 379 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,525 ♪ like islands in the stream of water ♪ 380 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,610 ♪ This is how we are ♪ 381 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:46,532 ♪ There's no one between us, how could we be wrong? ♪ 382 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,285 ♪ Take a boat ride far away with me ♪ 383 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,704 ♪ to another world ♪ 384 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:56,625 ♪ And we lean on each other, ah-ha ♪ You're not gonna take me off the show 385 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:01,046 ♪ From one sailor to another, ah-ha ♪ 386 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:07,344 ♪ If this boat goes away, I can't live without you ♪ 387 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138 ♪ Everything is nothing ♪ 388 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,724 ♪ if you don't have anyone ♪ 389 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:17,980 ♪ And just paddle in the night and lose the reality little by little ♪ 390 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,899 ♪ the reality ♪ 391 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:33,871 ♪ But this does not happen to us and we have no doubts ♪ 392 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,834 ♪ Now you're in this boat and I'm falling back ♪ 393 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920 ♪ And the message is quite clear ♪ 394 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:44,673 ♪ This year can be the year of reaching reality ♪ 395 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,593 ♪ reality ♪ ♪ la, la ♪ 396 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,012 ♪ Like islands in the water flow ♪ ♪ In the water flow ♪ 397 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,514 ♪ This is how we are ♪ ♪ Take a boat ride, take a boat ride ♪ 398 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,475 ♪ There is no one between us ♪ 399 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,186 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪ 400 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,897 ♪ Come far away with me ♪ ♪ Far away ♪ 401 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,358 ♪ to another world ♪ 402 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:07,196 ♪ And we lean on each other, ah-ha ♪ ♪ ah-ha ♪ 403 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:13,577 ♪ from one diva to another, ah-ha ♪ ♪ ah-ha ♪ 404 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,419 oh 405 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,504 hello hmm 406 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,798 I just have to say that reading a consonance with you 407 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,967 It has always been a dream for me. mmmm 408 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,386 And now I did it while I was still very young 409 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,890 Yes! Just like me! I am young a lot 410 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,644 Look at us, two young and talented actors who are at the peak of their work 411 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,529 So, um... I mean, we're together now... okay? 412 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,073 Aren't you going to sue me for imitating your tip? 413 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,409 That's called copyright infringement, honey 414 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,995 And of course not! oh 415 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,872 It is really up to the lawyers to decide 416 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,085 I am doing my best 417 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,422 One of the performances. We are trying to be fair 418 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,299 We are trying to treat everyone fairly. i know No, I know 419 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,301 Okay, everyone, stop 420 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:15,764 We only have time for one more performance 421 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,641 what another one 422 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,309 But which one is the boss? hmm 423 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,311 How do you want to choose? 424 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,647 Why is it taking so long? 425 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,449 Look, do you trust me? 426 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:38,912 Well, of course we have Kermit. That is, maybe except for this gentleman 427 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,874 I already ate its stick 428 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,129 Okay, uh... just give me a minute, okay? 429 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,256 where are you going Wait... yes. excuse me I'm sorry 430 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,759 What... what does he want to do? Kermit? 431 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,475 hello to all So, how has it been so far? 432 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,102 oh um 433 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:06,273 I cannot say that the program went exactly according to our plan 434 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:10,360 Jamie Lee Curtis. Regina King 435 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:15,074 Well, here's the thing... maybe we're a little out of shape 436 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,786 But, uh, but we promised to play a great show for you 437 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123 And, uh... I hope you enjoyed at least some of it 438 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,130 Now we have reached the end 439 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:34,259 And you all are probably wondering what the final performance is 440 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,762 In-Actually, I was supposed to come here 441 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,640 And let me introduce one of the performances that are waiting behind the scenes 442 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:47,022 But, um... sorry. Oh, I don't 443 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,944 did you see No one can be trusted 444 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,654 mmmm 445 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,284 ♪ tonight ♪ 446 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:05,249 ♪ We are going to have a lot of fun ♪ 447 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:11,213 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 448 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:18,720 ♪ and I turn the world upside down ♪ 449 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,097 yes 450 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:24,101 ♪ I am immersed in ecstasy and happiness ♪ 451 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,561 ♪ Don't leave... ♪ 452 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:30,816 ♪ Don't stop me now, don't stop me ♪ 453 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,819 ♪ Because we're having fun, we're having fun ♪ 454 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:37,781 ♪ I am a meteor that jumps in the sky like a tiger ♪ 455 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:41,493 ♪ I defy the laws of gravity, woo-hoo ♪ 456 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,829 ♪ I'm a passing race car ♪ 457 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,956 ♪ Like Lady Godiva ♪ 458 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:52,296 ♪ I wanna go, go, go 'cause I don't wanna stop at all ♪ 459 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,839 ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪ 460 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,299 ♪ ah, ah, ah ♪ 461 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,842 ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪ 462 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,385 ♪ Whoah, Whoah, Whoah ♪ 463 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,803 ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪ 464 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,346 ♪ Wow, wow, wow ♪ 465 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,015 ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪ 466 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,100 ♪ have fun, have fun ♪ 467 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,647 Don't stop, don't stop 468 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,319 ♪ Don't stop me now because I'm having fun ♪ 469 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,570 ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ 470 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:22,784 ♪ because I'm having fun and I don't want it to end ♪ 471 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,295 It was great! We could! yes 472 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,590 To be honest, I was a little surprised that they wanted to remove me 473 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,051 But keep this armadillo with a puffy skirt 474 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,970 I have never even seen this guy before 475 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,348 This guy is not one of the main characters at all 476 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,267 Well, our time is up 477 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:48,769 But before we go 478 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:53,315 Let's say a big thank you to our wonderful guest, Sabrina Carpenter 479 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,359 Hooray 480 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,443 Thank you, Kermit 481 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,820 Well, you know, uh, you kind of fit us, Sabrina 482 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,657 Well, being the same height helps. It was a good point 483 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,992 Diane Wist 484 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,120 oh Um... good night everyone 485 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,831 See you next time on the Muppet Show 486 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,796 Zoe Saldania 487 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,042 hmm I have a severe pain in my left hand. I mean for what? 488 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,420 I will tell you this much that it is not to be missed 489 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,714 Ah 490 00:29:59,713 --> 00:30:06,713 💫✿ WAREZ-IR ✿💫 🌸♡ IRWAREZ.COM ♡🌸