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WWW.PODNAPISI.NET

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<i>KERRY PILBY</i>

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Here's a surprise. Guess who
not coming for thanksgiving?

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Your dad? - What a hypocrite he is!
I hate hypocrites. - I'm sorry.

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Is this for me? - I think so
It will benefit you more than me.

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That. Thanks. -I swear,

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that man is not capable of
keep your promise. - What is the reason?

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You tell me. He is your friend.

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Keri... - He says he has to stay in
London. Why would anyone choose that?

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London is amazing. - When you are
was the last time you were in London?

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At 12 years old.
- When was your mom sick?

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Don't do that. - What?
- To make associations in his head.

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That's why I don't like London
He is cold, restrained.

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They all look like they are
or smoked too many cigarettes.

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Did you make any acquaintances?
this week? - We both know

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that there is a perfectly good one
the reason why I have no friends.

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What did you do this week? - That
otherwise I work. - did she? -Mainly.

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How many books have you read? - 17.

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Are 17 books read for
Does a week sound normal to you?

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No, of course it's not normal.

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I mean, do skipping three
What class does it seem normal?

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Is it normal to go to Harvard?
at 14 years old? I'm obviously not normal.

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I thought we were
established that problem.

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Keri, I want him to do it
something for me. - What?

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We will compile a list of goals
which he needs to achieve� 

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start from now until the end of the year.
I want him to think about it until the next session

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What would you like to see on the list?
Things that impressed you.

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What do you expect me to put on the list?
-For example, to join a club.

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Why would I force myself to
I go out and meet people

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who have lost their morals, ethics
and intellectual standards in order to

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corresponded to others of low morals,
ethical and intellectual standards?

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He loves to counter. - It's not true.

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A little advice. First, stop thinking

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and to others nature� on his nose exceptionally
high IQ.

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Second, it gives opportunity to humanity.
Maybe someone will surprise you.

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Time is up. - Carrie, wait.

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You're late so I don't mind yes
let's extend a few minutes. - It bothers me.

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Actually, I'm in the middle of reading Foucault
"History of systems of thought".

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By the way, an honest recommendation.

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And if he talks to my dad,
please give him a message

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that I do not accept his excuses and
apologies, and hiring a therapist

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is not satisfactory
a substitute for a real parent,

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as well as sending it to college
inappropriately young age.

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I'm sorry that I...
- I understand completely.

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Happy Thanksgiving. - Also.

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Hi Keri. What's up? - Oh, Ronald.

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Do you need a menu? -Of course.

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Someone still buys the DVD, right?
- That's right. And, you know what?

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I never had to wait
to read the film.

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I took the soup. - Yes, of course.

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Hello. - Oh. Look, before that
start with your performance or whatever,

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I want him to know that I'm not
in the right state of the brain

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to flirt and chat with complete
a foreigner. Although, I admit you are cute.

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But... I'm thinking about dad who
he failed me... not for the first time.

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And I just had a bad one
a session with a therapist.

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Sorry. I just wanted to ask you
can i borrow a chair

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Certainly. Yes.

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Just rock! I mean, no... literally.

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Do you want me to pack it?
- Yes, please.

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What the hell is that?

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'Hello! Boy of world music!

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Hi! - Can it be with that aboriginal
A miracle to go to another place?

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For example, to Australia? -Of course.

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Hi, Dad. - Hello, honey. how are you
- I got your message.

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He's not coming� for Thanksgiving.
What a surprise.

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I'm sorry, dear. I thought
that I will manage to take care of

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but there is no way to get out.
It's an American custom anyway.

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I promise to come for Christmas.

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Well, he could be more careful.

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Listen, I have good news. I found it
you work in a law office

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one of my friends.
- Where does that good news come from?

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If nothing else, it's very bad
news. - But it will be good for you.

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Well, I'm still four years old
ahead of his generation.

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Does he want me not to fit in?
- It will be simple, I promise.

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It is done at night, that is
proofreading of legal submissions.

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You like to read.
- But not to proofread,

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especially legal submissions.
- Well, at least it will be quiet.

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He doesn't have to be with anyone
he talks if he doesn't want to.

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If there is a better offer, go ahead.

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What about the "Think for a while" thing?
- It's been a year, man.

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And, to be completely honest,
it would really help if you would

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contributed to the household budget, so to speak.

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Is there no other way?

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If you prefer, he can find a roommate.

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Okay, okay. I accept the job.

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Hello?!

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What's going on?

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Wait, isn't that music
from "Du�ko Dugou�ka"?

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The composition is called "Morning",
"Per Gynt", by Edvard Grieg.

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I'm pretty sure it's the music
from "Looney Tunes". - Who are you?

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Douglas. - Does he work here?

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No, but I had no one to be with
to spend thanksgiving,

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so I walk around the building hoping
to find someone to share the party with.

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Yes... -I'm complaining.

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You're Kerry Pilby, aren't you? - Maybe.

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Sometimes because of copying or
sending documents by fax,

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periods can look like commas.
The letter H can look like K,

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I mean, that's how it is. - No wonder what
lawyers charge $400 an hour

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when they pay people to
play "Concentrations".

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Alas, no. Sorry. Douglas arrived first.
I always try to reach newbies

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before him, but he is faster than light.

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I'm Tara. - Carrie.
- I wish I could say that he is

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exception to the rule,
but what can I tell you?

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This job is attractive
A strange variety. - Obviously.

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It will fit in great.

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Holidays are tiring, aren't they?

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For some people, yes.
What did you do for the holidays?

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Nothing. I just... I was going to work.

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Please? Did you find a job?
- Well, dad found it for me.

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Some kind of weighty prize
he didn't come for Thanksgiving.

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But I didn't have to eat it dry
I don't even want to talk to anyone.

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Wonderfully. So, how
progress� with the list?

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What kind of list? - The one
which we talked about last time.

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I have no recollection of that list.
- You have a photographic memory.

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It's selective. -Pronunciation.
- I was very busy.

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Pronunciation. - I didn't have time to...
- An excuse! - Stop talking...

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An excuse. No worries.
I put one together for you.

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Come on, read it.

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"Go to the meeting.
Make a new friendship.

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Spend New Year's Eve with
some. Get a pet."

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It will help because you will have to
to take care of someone. Continue.

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"Do something that you are
loved as a child." Like what?

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It can be anything.

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What did you do when you were six years old?
What doesn't work anymore?

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I wrote a couple when I was six years old
threatening letters to oil companies.

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All right. What does he say about some atmosphere

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who no longer allows himself�?

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I liked to drink cherry juice.
- Great, there it is.

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Great, I'm drinking cherry juice and
all my problems will disappear.

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What's next?
-"Read your favorite book."

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Aha! Does he have a favorite book?

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Yes, "Frannie and Zooey" by Selind�er

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But it's not with me.
I lent it to someone.

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Can he bring her back? - I don't know.
- Look, just try.

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See how it goes, do it
What can be done, one by one.

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Why does he insist so much?

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Spending the whole day at home
bed will not make you happy.

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He must go out and meet people,
create relationships that will have meaning.

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Maybe, if it opens up to
the world, doing what he enjoys...

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"Frennie and Zui", one of mine
favorite... - It tastes good.

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Welcome to English 303, Modernists.

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I'm Professor Harrison and you're the crowd
kids who think they already know everything

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and they have no idea what life is really like,
outside the wall surrounded by a hedge.

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He is a banal, disgusting one
carousel of responsibility and disappointment,

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one after another. But,
My dumper is soft and this rain

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What pours down the windows is somehow
beautiful, so it looks like they won't kill themselves yet.

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Modernists, especially Joyce and Woolf

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they attached great importance to techniques
consciousness in his novels,

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and you just got your first lesson.
Would anyone like to try?

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Say whatever comes to mind.

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"Frannie and Zooey," what does he mean?
- I wouldn't know what to say.

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It's not difficult. Start with your name,
where you are from, go from there.

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My name is Kerry Pilby,
I... I was born in London,

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but I moved to New York with
12 years, after the death of my mother.

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I guess I shouldn't have said that,
because now everyone feels strange

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because of the girl whose mom died.
Like I'm Antigone, Harry Potter,

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Bambi or something. But I'm not a character
from the Greek tragedy nor the wizard.

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If I were some character from the movies,
I would like to be Katharine Hepburn,

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preferably in a film where
compete with Spencer Tracy.

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I see I'm boring you.

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This is hard, harder than skipping
fourth and eighth grade.

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But it's not harder than skipping the other one,
because the transition from a pen to a ballpoint pen

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was quite radical. - Excellent.

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If he wants to use graphite
pencil in my class, go ahead.

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Does anyone else want to try it?

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Carrie? Carrie?

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I honestly believe that if he does
something from the list,

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he will have a much better attitude towards life.

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I bet they don't. - Well, prove it.

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Prove to me that I don't know
to do my job.

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You are an extremely nice person. -Thanks.

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That is the most beautiful compliment today.

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Hi. Davy, I want a goldfish.

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We have a "two for one" promotion.
- I only want one.

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But the second one is free.
They are social creatures.

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You heard that I was looking for a fish,
right? I wasn't looking for a chimpanzee.

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Fish swim in a school. They love company.

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They swim in a school because, due to evolution,
they have a better chance of survival.

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My fish will live in a one-room apartment
apartment, not near Veliko Greben.

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Okay, give me two fish. - Great!

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Katherine, your assignment is
to prove that Petrov is wrong.

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Spencer, your assignment is
for Katherine to be happy.

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'Hey! Get out of there first
than to call the police!

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Why? - First, obviously
smoke something illegal.

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Second, it looks like it is
he is about to visit that apartment.

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Why would I want to paint my apartment?
- You don't live there. - Then definitely more

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I don't need to pay rent. - No, some
another character lives there. - Yes, my roommate, Ted.

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If this is your apartment, why is it playing?
that scalameri on the street like a crazy hippie?

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Because Ted doesn't like that
I practice in the apartment. - I don't blame him.

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Does he want to play?
It might help him relax.

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How do you know I'm not relaxed? - When
shoulders are not naturally balanced

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with eardrums, like that.
- Maybe I'm cold.

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Maybe he shouldn't make assumptions
about people he doesn't know�.

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Look, I was just complaining, I didn't...

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didn't mean anything by that.

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I'm going to work. If someone
be called, receive the message.

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Have you just experienced it?
orgasm due to cherry juice?

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Can I drink the juice in peace?

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of course of course
they will give you some privacy.

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What's your story? Are you a student?
- No, I graduated last year.

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Where? -In Boston.
-Boston University?

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No. Cambridge� is, actually.
-Emerson, Brandeis, Northeastern...

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Harvard. - Why now
didn't you say harvard?

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When I say it's Harvard, people
mostly they answer something stupid,

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for example: "Say something smart."
- You know Carrie graduated from Harvard?

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I don't believe it. Say something smart.

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No, no. Seriously.

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I think the influence
Kierkegaard on Camus underestimated,

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I believe Hobbes is in fact
Rousseau in the dark mirror,

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and I sincerely believe in Hegel's claim
that transcendence is absorption.

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Terrible. - I have no idea
what did you just say

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but he really sounds like a goddamn genius.
-I stole that from "Infinite Love"

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David Foster Wallos.
- Oh, come on. Smart and beautiful?

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It must be tearing�. Do you have a boyfriend?
- Is that really the next question?

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Okay, what kind of guy profile are you looking for?
- I'm not looking for any guy.

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So you're interested in girls?
- No, I'm not a lesbian.

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Are you a nun? - That one is good for you.

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I can't believe you haven't tried it
Moroccan cuisine. - I've always wanted to.

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00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:47,405
Thanks for the invitation. - It's not right that you
I leave you alone for Thanksgiving.

220
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:51,776
So, it does not lead all students to
dinner? - Only the best and the brightest.

221
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:57,748
Sour water for the lady,
I'd like some Barola, please.

222
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:02,720
Thank you. He knows...

223
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,657
I skipped class too
during driving.

224
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:10,294
Yes, it was frustrating
know that I'm smarter

225
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:14,498
than most adults I know,
and yet they treated me like a child.

226
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,602
I hated it, I hated it like never before
that behavior as towards a child.

227
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:23,808
Yeah, I really hate it too.
Although, technically I was a child

228
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:29,647
until relatively recently.
- Yes, but it has an old soul.

229
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,917
I'm young at heart, so we are
probably found himself in the middle.

230
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:37,888
That. Thanks. -Thanks.

231
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:41,425
They lived. - They lived.

232
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:50,835
This is divine. Exceptionally
delicious. How's your water?

233
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:54,772
Plain, with a sparkling end.

234
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,976
Does he want to try my wine? - Yours.

235
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,715
Good. First, breathe in that scent.

236
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:09,452
Okay, now take a sip.

237
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:14,425
Let the wine cover your tongue.

238
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:20,865
Really? - It looks good on you. - What?

239
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:24,969
Wine. It left your lips red.

240
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,843
<i>In every sexual
to the fantasy I have.</i>

241
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:37,014
<i>Everything is going great, and exactly as planned
the main event, the phone rings.</i>

242
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,985
<i>Does he answer�? - No, but
certainly destroy the moment.</i>

243
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:44,288
So, the situation
becomes stiff and heavy,

244
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:47,057
but before the sexual act,
the phone rang.

245
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:51,929
<i>Then my penis gets bigger
stones. Maltene disappears.</i>

246
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,165
<i>I look like a Ken doll, without genitals...</i>

247
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:59,437
Lord God. -Sorry. I thought
I'm late. - Sorry, D�ord�.

248
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,274
In fact, time is up. Let's bring it back
looking forward to this next week, okay?

249
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:08,045
We still have a few minutes left.
We can add them next week.

250
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:13,851
Of course. Thank you, D�ord�.
-All right. Thanks, Doc.

251
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,621
Call me! - Carrie!

252
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,191
Carrie! That was terrible.

253
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:23,928
I would like him not to eavesdrop
my sessions.

254
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:29,033
Sorry, the door was enough
flat for my... for my ear.

255
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:33,838
Basically, I couldn't wait to come,
because I have your cherished list,

256
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,975
and I want him to know that I am
already crossed out two things.

257
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:41,879
Really? - Don't pretend you are
surprised. I'm a good student, I mean.

258
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:46,150
All right. Let's hear it.
- Good. First of all...

259
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:50,254
I admit that it is grape juice
was excellent. - Very good.

260
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:53,390
The jury is still out on the goldfish.
They don't do anything special.

261
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:58,462
When it comes to goldfish,
I would lower my expectations.

262
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:06,037
Good start. Maybe we could
we concentrate on other things.

263
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,372
Carrie.

264
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,978
Wow, that's so great
in being happy?

265
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:18,682
There are geniuses who are unhappy.

266
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:23,521
Kierkegaard, Beethoven, Van Gogh...

267
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:28,759
Morris! In any case,
I'm not unhappy.

268
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:32,530
It would be more convincing if
he looks at me as he says that.

269
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:42,306
These days he should decide yes
It will allow someone to get to know you.

270
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:46,510
He can start with that
Who will believe me?

271
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:49,380
Doesn't he think that right?
camaraderie help?

272
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,650
And a meeting?
Have you thought about it?

273
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:57,021
Why does everyone act like yes
is sex some magic cure for everything?

274
00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,824
I didn't say anything about sex.
- Then you are the only one, because it turns out to be the only one

275
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:04,161
what everyone is talking about. -Who is "everyone"?

276
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:07,765
People at work,
people I hear in the cafe.

277
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:11,235
That weird little pervert
he was here a while ago,

278
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,104
the story of the disappearing penis.
- Please leave him out of the story.

279
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:19,043
Why every trip to the store must
to be bombarded with headlines

280
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:24,748
about 101 ways to achieve orgasm.
Wouldn't 50 triples be enough?

281
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:30,387
Wouldn't one do? - That's right
sex is an important part of an adult's life.

282
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:35,326
If not, the human race would have died out. But,
it does not mean that everyone is obsessed with it.

283
00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:38,729
Maybe it seems that way to you now, but,
I'm sure if you were older,

284
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,132
and to have more experience,
it wouldn't look so strange to you.

285
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:48,238
Based on what he thinks I don't have
sexual experience? - Is there any?

286
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:53,344
I can have an attitude regardless
whether I had sexual intercourse.

287
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:57,448
True, but it is difficult to comment
what is it like to ride a plane

288
00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,483
if you never got off the ground.

289
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:06,256
However, if you had sexual intercourse
experiences, and wants to talk about it...

290
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,226
No thanks. Phew.

291
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:14,098
Basically, you can't go on a date
just like that. Someone has to call you.

292
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:19,570
It is optional. - I refuse to dig
looking for a guy on the internet.

293
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:23,340
I don't know, maybe it turns into
the best time you ever had.

294
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:27,244
Or I'll end up locked in
crated and shipped across the ocean

295
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:31,015
to be a Saudi sex slave
the prince. - I believe it will end

296
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:34,050
somewhere between these two versions.

297
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:41,225
"A free man is looking for
A woman with an adventurous spirit

298
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:48,065
for fishing..." Blah, blah.
"A single man, 76."

299
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:55,372
No. "A free man,
white, engaged and confused.

300
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:59,510
I should get married, but first
I want to test the waters."

301
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:05,549
That has to be the rudest one
ad ever posted.

302
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:08,351
All right.

303
00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,490
I don't need it right now
your judgment, Catherine.

304
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:16,226
Petrov said, "Go to the meeting."

305
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:19,997
He didn't say I couldn't
to galvanize the fraudster.

306
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:25,502
I could find out his name
fiancee so let me warn her.

307
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:28,706
To kill two birds with one stone.
Crossing an item off the list,

308
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,741
and catch the hypocrite in the act.

309
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,947
Silence. It's ringing.

310
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:42,119
<i>Hello, this is Matt.
Please leave a message.</i>

311
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:49,493
Hi, Matt. It sounds so, so sweet.

312
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:54,565
I sympathize with your situation.
I am dating a wonderful boy,

313
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:59,002
but there is no chemistry, and I want to
to see if I'm right.

314
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:03,774
When I saw your ad, I thought
that it is a discreet way to find out.

315
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:07,978
As you said. My name is...

316
00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:13,851
Gloria Pe�. Gloria Pe�.

317
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:17,221
What? Is it a last name?
allowed at all?

318
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,324
Maybe not so discreet.
Then, yes, only Gloria.

319
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:24,495
Get in touch and we can do it
let's go to a meeting. Oh!

320
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:30,667
Okay, that went well.
Thanks for the support.

321
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:36,740
What do you mean, I didn't leave
phone number? To hell with it!

322
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:51,355
Halo? - Is that Gloria? - Who?

323
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:57,594
Yes, yes it is. - This is Matt,
did you call me a while ago?

324
00:29:57,596 --> 00:30:00,697
I am. But I didn't leave
your phone number.

325
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:03,566
It appeared on my phone.

326
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:08,972
Horror. - It sounds really great.

327
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:16,114
Thanks. - Well... he wants to
shall we find somewhere or something?

328
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:21,985
Of course. What does he say at 12:30 p.m

329
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,488
in Aneh, on the 28th?

330
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:29,092
It's really nice, great atmosphere
and in a public place.

331
00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:32,963
Well, I don't want too much
public place. - No, no. Of course.

332
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,966
It is not so public that it would be discovered,

333
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:39,303
but enough to not be able to
he killed me� without any witnesses.

334
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:45,642
All right. Sounds good.
- Wow, great. Hi.

335
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:53,717
What does he wear when he wants to?
expose� the scammer?

336
00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:57,087
Not that. Lord!

337
00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:01,358
You scared the crap out of me.
How long has it been there?

338
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:06,496
I'm not at all. I was just about to leave
I'm knocking. I wanted to apologize

339
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,499
for the other day when I
said that you are not relaxed.

340
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:14,605
You're right, I don't know you
and I shouldn't have judged.

341
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:19,810
I'm Saj. -All right.
Apology accepted, I guess.

342
00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:25,015
Carrie. - I thought that maybe I could
invite you to dinner or something.

343
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:28,685
Why? - I don't know, maybe it would be
fun. - Fun? - Yeah, fun.

344
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:32,422
Have you heard of that concept?
- It's familiar to me, yes.

345
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:37,561
One of the things that people do,
to please themselves and to have fun

346
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:41,398
from the true reality of existence.
- Well, look...

347
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,836
If she ever wants to get out of
apartment... -What does that mean?

348
00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:51,408
Nothing, just... Here there is
a reputation for being a bit of a recluse.

349
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,311
Is it? Well, if you don't mind,

350
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:57,648
I just started to
meet someone A male person.

351
00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:02,786
See how I leave the apartment? - I see, yes.
- He can spread that information.

352
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:05,055
I certainly will. - Good.

353
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:11,962
Carrie... She has lipstick on her teeth.

354
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,633
I hate it when that happens.

355
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:29,112
Hello. For one person? - No,
for two. I'm with someone.

356
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:35,919
Really? Like, with a man?
- Yes, with a man.

357
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:38,622
Okay, great. Take a look
has he arrived yet.

358
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:43,994
Actually, we haven't met yet.

359
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:49,900
I understand. - But, I know
what is his name. Meth. Meth.

360
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:52,602
Yes, I think I know who it is.

361
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:59,042
Gloria... I'm sorry.

362
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:01,746
It's okay.

363
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:09,286
There it is. Hi. - Hi.

364
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:20,897
You are...

365
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,269
You are much more beautiful than I expected.

366
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:31,375
Am I? - I expected it
exclusively desperate scorpions,

367
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:35,712
who sign up for stupid ads,
not a woman interested in literature.

368
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:39,383
How come I'm interested in that?
literature? - Gloria Pe...

369
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:45,322
from Fitzgerald's Underrated
"The Beautiful and the Damned" masterpieces?

370
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:50,060
Good. I am unprecedented
 �treber, �I'm sorry.

371
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:53,797
Don't be sad.
He can't beat me in that.

372
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:57,801
I accept the challenge. -Free. -Good.

373
00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:05,442
Shall we order something to drink? - I will
hold on to the water. I wouldn't want to boycott.

374
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:09,379
Not. Actually, I don't drink either.

375
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:13,517
I never saw the point of it.
- In my case, it would be illegal.

376
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:18,088
Really? How much...
how old is he?

377
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:22,993
Nineteen. -So,
you... you are a student?

378
00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:25,462
Ex. I graduated
at Harvard last year.

379
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:30,367
Don't let him talk, I was going
at M.I.T. -Really? -Mathematics.

380
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:33,703
Wait, that means you are
graduated at 18?

381
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:36,973
That math degree
she's welcome, isn't she?

382
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:42,412
Well, that's one little thing in the name
"deprivation". - Have you decided?

383
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,183
I'll have... a quesadilla and a drink of water.

384
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:50,520
Diet Coke for me
and cheese en�ilada.

385
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:54,658
Excellent. I'll take yours
menus. It's coming right away.

386
00:34:54,660 --> 00:35:01,665
Diet Coke? - Yes,
I'm trying to maintain my weight before...

387
00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:09,072
I'm really surprised that someone
from Harvard reads ads like this.

388
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:13,643
How else can I find a man?
To wait for our eyes to meet

389
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:19,116
while trying to say Fermat's
theorem? - She was divorced in 1994.

390
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:22,018
Well, 1:0 for you.

391
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:26,656
Shit. -Asshole.
- Dwayne, D�o�ua...

392
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:31,795
They called me a jerk. - They had
we are the kid whose last name was that.

393
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,732
But it didn't bother him.
He looked incredibly good.

394
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:41,972
Luckily, his name was not there
Dick (penis). - His name was Dick.

395
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:44,908
Did you know a person named Dick Dork?

396
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:48,111
Dick Dork. - I have to get to
of your apartment and look at the yearbook

397
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:52,782
to be sure that me
he doesn't lie. - Oh, is it? -That.

398
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:57,954
Am I the only one or are you everything?
considered ignorant in high school?

399
00:35:57,956 --> 00:36:02,392
That. Actually, if you would
spoke that word in front of them,

400
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,962
they would declare it unnecessary
a complicated word. Yes.

401
00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:11,234
I remember that. -Really?
And the professors were bad.

402
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:14,304
Actually, two are coming
to my wedding.

403
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:25,382
What does that do? - Nothing, I'm alone
was playing with a napkin... - No, no.

404
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:29,052
What is he doing here?
What's up with the ad?

405
00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:40,330
My fiancee and I started
to have fun very young.

406
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:44,000
I love her, I really do. But, I...

407
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:52,609
Sometimes I think something is missing,
and I don't want to do the wrong thing,

408
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:58,615
so I'm just asking for clarification.

409
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:03,053
Does that make any sense or
sound like a complete jerk?

410
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:07,591
Neither is far from the truth
nor the other. When is the big day?

411
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:11,561
Fourth of February. - Sorry!

412
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,798
'Hey! - I'm drowning.

413
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,770
I thought he didn't drink�. - It's me
thought he would be a psychopath.

414
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,773
Would that help? - Honestly, yes.

415
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:27,577
I came with a purpose
to expose you.

416
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:31,214
What does he mean�?
- I read your ad,

417
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:34,251
and as a female member,

418
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:38,121
and a person of integrity,
it made me very angry.

419
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:42,058
I thought we should go on a date,
find out more about your girlfriend

420
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,862
and then I tell her that she will marry
scammer. - God. - What does he expect?

421
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:49,499
He is getting married in two months and he is trying to
find fish through classified ads.

422
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:52,301
I thought I would find it
narcissistic degenerate,

423
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:56,773
and not someone hot,
charming, smart...

424
00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:01,845
He must be honest with her.
- I know. You're right. I...

425
00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:06,983
I want to find out how
I feel before I do it.

426
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:13,290
Is it clearer to you now? - No.

427
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:20,029
I'm glad I helped.

428
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:24,167
Good luck with your marriage...

429
00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:28,004
I guess. Or not.

430
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:37,013
You liked it, didn't you?
- That's unimportant now.

431
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:42,052
He is engaged. That's the end of the story.
- He must see him again.

432
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:47,324
What doesn't he understand about words
"engaged"? - He is not married yet.

433
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:51,328
What's the problem? And yes it is
married, who cares? - Me!

434
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:55,899
I try not to be part of the activity
that can hurt me or others.

435
00:38:55,901 --> 00:39:00,737
He thinks he won't hurt you
not be with someone you like?

436
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,607
He thinks that it won't hurt what he did to himself
denies the possibility of love?

437
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:10,680
Next time you see Matt, ask him
for his fiancee's middle name.

438
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,851
There won't be a next time. Why?

439
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,688
Guys usually don't talk
attention to such details.

440
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,891
If they are in love, then yes.

441
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:25,662
They have been together for a hundred years, of course
that he will know her middle name.

442
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:30,166
Then that's a good test, isn't it? If
he doesn't know, I would say he has a way.

443
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:35,238
What's up? What... what are you talking about?

444
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:40,310
So, about clothes, make-up,
guys. - I'm sorry I missed it.

445
00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:45,215
Will he go and watch
Legend tomorrow night?

446
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:51,921
Whom? - My recently ex
the guy has a gig in NATO.

447
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:56,926
Why the former? - Because he decided
to fly away with a whore,

448
00:39:56,928 --> 00:40:00,497
that's why. And she's not his type at all.

449
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,333
Yes, he is much older
he likes sluts rather than whores.

450
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:09,639
What's his name? - It's called
Dex is a jerk too.

451
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:13,009
But he's amazing.

452
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:17,313
Fazon, his language should
is included in the national treasure.

453
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,851
She could come.
- He really should go.

454
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:25,021
Of course, why wouldn't I?

455
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:31,227
That's my philosophy too.
- Thank you very much for going.

456
00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,397
I can't watch
another performance by Dex.

457
00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,878
Hi. Vodka, without ice.

458
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,817
In fact, that's what all those girls from
sisterhood, what does one get drunk on?

459
00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:57,253
Rum. -Rum, double. - ID card?

460
00:40:57,255 --> 00:41:01,391
Can I tell you instead
my IQ? 185?

461
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:05,328
I can be trusted more with alcohol
from an older and less intelligent person.

462
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:10,099
Is he 21 years old? - Alcohol
is an organic compound

463
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:12,268
in which there are hydroxyl groups
attached to the carbon atom

464
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:15,472
so the chemical composition of ethanol
in your slightly toxic bottles

465
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,908
C2H 50H. I can deal with it.

466
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:22,946
Just sweeter. - I'm not a liar.

467
00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:28,151
He won't give you a drink if he doesn't agree.
- Well, you know what? Principles are tricky.

468
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:31,187
Coke, please. normal,
not that diet crap.

469
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:35,959
All right, you're dangerous tonight. Love it
we like that. But at least let me...

470
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:40,930
Wait... - Why can't I tell people
to like myself the way I am?

471
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:44,734
No one likes anyone the way they are.
That's why we have to pretend

472
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:48,338
that we are better than we are, yes
let's let people find out the truth later

473
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:51,741
that is, when they have already invested.
- He sounds like a psychopath.

474
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:55,745
Okay, well... - There's alcohol.

475
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,581
Wow, looks like you're a genius.

476
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:02,318
Finally, the recognition I crave.

477
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:08,291
Maybe that was his move. - I don't understand
why are people so obsessed with sex.

478
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:12,896
Like a national epidemic.
- Because sex is fantastic.

479
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:17,100
Not that great.
Kissing maybe, but the main event

480
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,802
it is nothing to be
possessed. - Yes, I got it!

481
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:22,505
I knew you weren't a virgin.
- What does he mean�, did you get it?

482
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:27,143
What did you get? - A bet with Dougie.
- You made a bet about my innocence?

483
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:31,314
It has nothing to do with your innocence.
I'll get paid, be happy for me.

484
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:34,617
Your problem is that you are not
had sex with the right person.

485
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:37,520
There's a lot going on out there
good, fair sex.

486
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:42,525
By clean I mean dirty, okay?
Just because people like to do it

487
00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:46,162
does not mean they are possessed. Does he mean� 
that people are obsessed with sleep

488
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:50,199
because they like to sleep every day?
- He must sleep to survive.

489
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:54,938
Some people move to survive!
- Obsession with sleep doesn't hurt anyone!

490
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:59,075
Not even sex, if it's free
by will between two people.

491
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:04,380
The Victorians forced people to
they deny their natural desires...

492
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,350
Do they find natural desires
Shouldn't it be stopped sometime?

493
00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:11,588
For example, what if it's yours
natural desire to step on a baby?

494
00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:17,427
Well, yes... he has a point.
Stepping on babies... - Bad!

495
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:22,332
It should be avoided at all costs.
- I think people make a lot of excuses

496
00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:26,769
to enjoy bad behavior,
and everything is under "I wanted it",

497
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:30,006
or "if we are discreet,
we will not harm anyone".

498
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:35,578
People are hypocrites. - And that's it
makes us so damn interesting!

499
00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:41,918
What language is that?
- That's what he tells you. That's how he behaves.

500
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:48,626
He should know these things about himself.
Oh God. What is this?

501
00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:54,464
Is this a list of last wishes?
He's not dying, is he?

502
00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:58,401
I'm not emotionally mature right now
I am dealing with a friend who is going to die.

503
00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:02,305
It is not a wish list.
- But what is it?

504
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,174
I'm going to see a therapist.

505
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:08,711
He made me that list in order to
helped me to be happier.

506
00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:12,548
Honey, you don't need a list for that.
I will help you.

507
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:16,719
First of all, I'm making a welcome party
New year. He must come.

508
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:22,025
Also, he should take care of that guy
from the ad and give him a memory card.

509
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,927
He will leave that stupid girl of his, a
you will never be lonely again.

510
00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:29,465
He really means that�? - It's not your job
to be everyone's �guardian of morals.

511
00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:32,669
If you like a guy,
everything is between you and him.

512
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:36,673
He is the one who has a fiancee.
He needs to deal with that.

513
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:40,877
Not you. There it is. Good...

514
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:44,914
Do they send a message:
"Get off the stage and fuck me?"

515
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:49,986
Yes, but not in a good way.
- How is that not a good way?

516
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:56,191
Dex, I love you, jerk!

517
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:03,266
I have to go. - I know!
It's great, isn't it?

518
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:03,326
What is he thinking about? - About that,
even if I start now,

519
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:08,231
and dedicated my life to reading, I wouldn't
I managed to pass even a little bit

520
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:11,066
of all the books ever written.

521
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:15,705
I'm fascinated, Keri Pilby. Does he know that?

522
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:19,075
I find you extremely charming.

523
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:27,583
Well, thank you, professor from
black and white films of the fifties.

524
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:33,723
And so... He knows that when
I say something like that...

525
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:39,395
That you're brilliant, or
to think you're beautiful

526
00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:43,399
I really think so.

527
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:48,638
I'm not trying to flatter you.
-Which is your favorite version of Faust?

528
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,810
Don't change the subject. -Not? -Not.

529
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:12,061
What is this? I haven't heard it until now.

530
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,130
You are insatiable for learning.

531
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:22,738
I'm sorry about that.
- Don't let it happen to you.

532
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:11,186
Wait, I'll be there in a minute.

533
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:41,617
Dad, he's cheating. Know your friend,
who did you hire to try to fix me,

534
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:45,688
well, he does it with a married woman.
- Hello, Keri.

535
00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:49,091
Your father went out for a short time.

536
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:52,228
Excuse me, who is that? I thought
that I called my father.

537
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:55,197
No, you are, you are. - Then who are you?

538
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:59,735
Oops, I shouldn't have called.
I didn't want to meet like this.

539
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:05,207
But I want him to know that I'm excited
What will be with us for Christmas.

540
00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:09,178
The kids went completely wild
from waiting... - Children?

541
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:13,349
What? - Daniel, please
say you told her about us.

542
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:19,622
What is he telling me? - God...
- Hello, dear.

543
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:23,259
What was it? - That was what we should have
what do you say? Why didn't you tell me about this woman?

544
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:27,830
and her children know and I don't... except
What doesn't come to New York for Christmas!

545
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:31,734
It was supposed to be a surprise, honey.

546
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:36,038
I bought tickets so she could
to come here. - To London?

547
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,808
It is a sad surprise.
I know I hate London.

548
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:42,878
Among other things, you promised that we would
always spend Christmas in New York.

549
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,983
So, dear, life doesn't turn out
always... according to our plans.

550
00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:51,487
We have to adapt. - Why?
When were you going to tell me?

551
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:55,691
Will he ever stop lying?
- I thought this was too long a conversation

552
00:49:55,693 --> 00:50:00,529
over the phone, so I decided
to wait while you... -And what then?

553
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:04,367
And when the moment is perfect to say
to leave our Christmas tradition

554
00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:08,637
because of some woman whom he beats and hers
children who are obviously more important to you?

555
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:12,174
Keri, not everything is like that.

556
00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:16,278
Actually, Flis and I are going to get married.

557
00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,084
Sorry, it sounded like yes
you said you were going to get married.

558
00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:26,222
That's right. I will. We will.

559
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:30,359
When she comes, we'll go for a long one
at lunch, we talk about everything,

560
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:35,765
and I will explain everything to you. Meet Flis.

561
00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:40,436
I don't want to meet Flis. - Long...

562
00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:44,106
We can arrange everything...
- Well, take care of yourself!

563
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:23,412
Hi. - I can't believe it
that you answered.

564
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:26,215
Me neither. -Allow me.

565
00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:30,619
I'm glad you are. -Thanks.

566
00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:39,929
Ba� is a nice apartment. -Thanks.

567
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:44,733
Does she want something to... - Where is she?

568
00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:50,573
At a meeting in Westchester,
with some guy from Kraft.

569
00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:56,445
She opened an advertising company,
and he is her dad's friend,

570
00:51:56,447 --> 00:52:00,683
so he thinks he could give her
insert the bone. - Is that a euphemism?

571
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:06,722
What? God, no! -�what if you would
really put a bone in her?

572
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:09,992
Would... would you mind?

573
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:17,399
Maybe. I mean, I'm not sure...

574
00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:31,480
So, are we going to do this?

575
00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,349
I would say we would, yes.

576
00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:05,714
This is a great bookshelf. -That.

577
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:09,385
We keep all the books there.

578
00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:25,034
Where did you learn to kiss like that?
- At Harvard.

579
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:29,004
Hell, I think M.I.T
I didn't have that item.

580
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:32,040
You're doing well. -All right.

581
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:49,959
Is this... the first time, yes
unbuttoning the girl's shirt?

582
00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:54,063
No, but it's my first time digging
men's shirt from this angle.

583
00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:58,267
I'm wearing a man's shirt?

584
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:02,171
I believe so, yes.
- How does he know? - By buttons.

585
00:54:02,173 --> 00:54:05,274
The buttons on the left side are for women,
and on the right for men's shirts.

586
00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:09,345
Look. - Oh, God... - Watch now.

587
00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:13,148
How could I not know that?
- See? He can't see,

588
00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:16,285
but I closed my eyes for a moment.

589
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:44,947
What? What was it? - Is that her?

590
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:51,053
Yes, it is. - He's watching us.

591
00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:54,356
Not. It's just a photo.

592
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:05,634
wait, stop. Wrong
wrote "also".

593
00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:16,912
Yes... Her spelling is terrible.

594
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:22,117
Come on... let's just close our eyes
and let's try to relax.

595
00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:27,289
Yours? - I... my head is spinning.

596
00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:33,462
Good. I knew I shouldn't have
let's try it in my apartment.

597
00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:38,567
Photos and other things
they really kill the mood.

598
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:48,077
Do you know what else kills the mood?
That he has a fiancee.

599
00:55:48,945 --> 00:55:53,015
To take... my...

600
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:56,552
How will he say his vows, saints
vows in front of everyone he knows� 

601
00:55:56,554 --> 00:56:01,290
that he will respect, love and appreciate
that woman, leave all others,

602
00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:07,329
when he obviously does not respect her,
What is the basis of all this?

603
00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:12,735
He's not going to leave her, is he?
- I... I really like her.

604
00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:18,941
I think we would be great together.
You deserve to be stimulated by someone

605
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,910
who is on the same ladder
with you, like me.

606
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:25,714
Then finish this facade
from the engagement. - I want to!

607
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:28,784
I mean, I know, maybe.
I just met you!

608
00:56:28,786 --> 00:56:31,953
Not because of me! For myself, for her!

609
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:38,026
I thought he wanted this.
- Just because he wants something,

610
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:43,532
it doesn't make it right. - For God's sake,
Polyana. This is real life.

611
00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:48,170
Real life is complicated.
Don't act like a brat.

612
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:58,847
I think this was my best
semester ever, Keri. - Also.

613
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:03,619
I forgot, I have something
for you. -Really?

614
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:10,058
It's... more of a loan than a gift.

615
00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:19,101
I thought you would like to
read the version of the first edition.

616
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:25,107
But he must return it to me
because she is very special to me.

617
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:32,114
Very nice, thank you. I promise
that I will keep an account of her.

618
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:37,820
It makes me happy, you know? - You and me.

619
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:45,894
Do you know what would really make me happy?

620
00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:49,364
What is that?

621
00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:54,269
If she could say
something, for me...

622
00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:57,238
What is that?

623
00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:10,085
I can't say that. - Why?

624
00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:16,058
Come on, you learn fast.
And that's one little thing.

625
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:20,462
He only needs to say it once.
He can... he can start slowly.

626
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:25,801
It won't sound right.
That's not me. - Of course he will.

627
00:58:25,803 --> 00:58:28,436
Just say it.

628
00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:36,745
What does he want? - I...

629
00:58:40,717 --> 00:58:44,253
I can't. It's too embarrassing.

630
00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:53,962
Are you serious? - Why simple
It can't do what I'm asking?

631
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:57,366
Because I don't want to. And, honestly, that
I find it somewhat humiliating.

632
00:58:57,368 --> 00:59:01,603
It's not humiliating, it's fun.
- Not for me.

633
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:05,307
You know what? I tried.

634
00:59:05,309 --> 00:59:08,577
But if he can't do that
one thing for me, then... -�what?

635
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:12,014
For God's sake, David, why are you?
so psychotic about this?

636
00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:17,653
Don't act like a brat,
Carrie. I'll call you a taxi.

637
00:59:33,469 --> 00:59:36,337
Shit.

638
00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:58,060
Not! No, no, no.

639
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:04,933
Katherine! I'm sorry!

640
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:24,419
I don't understand. - I want him to take it back.
- We do not accept returns.

641
01:00:24,421 --> 01:00:27,255
He is completely alone.
I can't do that to him.

642
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:31,760
You said that fish are social
be. I already killed his friend,

643
01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:35,931
I don't want to kill him too. - Who
did you kill? - Catherine. An accident.

644
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:40,602
Did you eat it? - What? No. What?

645
01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:44,272
Many eat goldfish
in the "truth-challenge" game.

646
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,409
That's not normal.
Please accept him back.

647
01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:51,079
But don't let anyone eat it.
- I told you, no vomiting.

648
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:55,050
I don't want money. have heart,
this is Christmas Eve.

649
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,153
Store Policy.

650
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,358
'Hello, what's that doing?'

651
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:07,396
Be free!
Make friends! live life.

652
01:01:07,398 --> 01:01:12,200
He can't do that.
Take it back. - I don't know which one it is.

653
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:15,169
I'm going to call the manager now.

654
01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:22,477
Merry Christmas, Spencer.

655
01:02:15,965 --> 01:02:20,168
Is everything okay? - What?
- I heard a scream.

656
01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:26,341
No! It's on television. - Okay.

657
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:33,081
Did your roommate kick you out again?
- Yes, but if he doesn't want my company,

658
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:38,854
I can... - Come on, it's fine.
Go ahead. I'll be here...

659
01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:41,757
Obviously. - Hey, hey.

660
01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:52,234
Do you want to go for a walk?
I mean, it's Christmas Eve.

661
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:57,472
Normal people don't like to be alone.
-How do you know what normal people do?

662
01:02:57,474 --> 01:03:00,408
That's what I was told.

663
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:04,880
Shouldn't he practice production?
undefined sounds from a big tree?

664
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:12,821
I could take a break.
So does she live alone?

665
01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:17,526
Yes. - Good luck. My roommate Ted is crazy.

666
01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:21,963
Really? - He barely speaks. And when
he says something, it is inevitably a lie.

667
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:25,367
Actually, it's amazing. Never
I have never met anyone like him.

668
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:31,740
How long have you lived there? - A couple of months.
It was difficult for me, I lived in the basement

669
01:03:31,742 --> 01:03:35,177
in South Jersey for a while,
I was waiting to get a job

670
01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:38,112
so I should move to the city.
I didn't want to come here

671
01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:41,716
and I owe money to friends, or
to live with four boring roommates.

672
01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:44,486
You know? - Now there is only
an annoying roommate?

673
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:47,555
From my position, that's a win.

674
01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:52,394
Is playing that freak your real job?

675
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:56,598
There is no way they are still around.
- I don't just play that.

676
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,769
What else is playing? -Some instruments.

677
01:04:00,771 --> 01:04:04,139
For example? - He really wants to know?

678
01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:09,144
Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
-Okay, let's see...

679
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:12,948
Flute, clarinet,
trumpet, trombone, tuba,

680
01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:16,384
saxophone, guitar,
piano, drums, bassoon,

681
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:21,056
accordion, and triangle. -Actually,
I'm incredibly skilled with the triangle.

682
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:24,626
And with that limb. - Still always
I'm learning to play, but, yes.

683
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:29,431
Did you study music?
- Yes, at Berkeley.

684
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:40,108
Does he like music? - I would be
it's true that I don't like music.

685
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:45,013
When I was little, I used to listen
old records at my grandmother's.

686
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:49,851
I was quite surprised when
I was younger, you know. - Impossible.

687
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:58,026
Who is your favorite musician?

688
01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:02,898
Don Coltrane, right now.
- Nice. - Did you hear about him?

689
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:07,235
He is very famous. - It would surprise you
how many people haven't said something like that.

690
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:10,505
Knowledge is my specialty. - Is it?

691
01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:14,442
Were you one of those in high school?
Why don't they look up from the book?

692
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:19,014
You can say that, yes. I bet
and that you were in every association.

693
01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:23,852
Not everyone.
Only at the Harvard Congress,

694
01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:29,190
Excellent Exegeses, Athletes
in mathematics, and College Games.

695
01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:34,362
Oops. You were a real �treber�ina.
- Said the man with the instruments.

696
01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:47,108
What is your real job? - I play...

697
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,145
I play the clarinet in
New York Philharmonic.

698
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:53,715
I just started, so...
it's nothing. - That's incredible.

699
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,484
Your parents must be
really proud of you.

700
01:05:56,486 --> 01:06:00,088
You'd think they really did,

701
01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:04,826
but the real truth is that they
they have no understanding at all. My...

702
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:09,497
my dad wanted me to work
Something more practical, I guess.

703
01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,634
Ever since I've been trying to explain to him that
music is my calling, he pretty much refuses

704
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:17,706
to engage in any
talk about it. - That's awful.

705
01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:23,712
How do you deal with that? - I don't know.
I didn't, for quite a long time.

706
01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:27,849
Then one day I thought,
"Oh, screw this," you know?

707
01:06:27,851 --> 01:06:34,356
I have one life and I have the right
to be happy. Do you know?

708
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:37,792
If he wants to, he will change his mind. -That.

709
01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:43,498
My dad has a new family.

710
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:48,403
I hate the feeling that I disappointed him.

711
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:51,506
Did he disappoint you?

712
01:06:52,743 --> 01:06:57,579
But that doesn't mean she doesn't love him,
right? - No, of course.

713
01:06:57,581 --> 01:07:01,549
Maybe he is in the same situation.
I mean, I'm sure he loves you.

714
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:04,552
What's not to love about it?

715
01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:14,829
So... what about you?

716
01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:19,601
What do you do? - Proofreading.
By the way, professionally.

717
01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,937
I'm not one of those amateurs
that you have heard of. - I'm sure.

718
01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:26,274
I'm not like you. Still
I didn't discover anything.

719
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:29,411
When she does that, I have a feeling that she will

720
01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:33,748
It will set the world on fire.
-Why does he say something like that?

721
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,684
That's what my instinct tells me.

722
01:07:39,155 --> 01:07:44,759
Do you want to dance? - No, no.

723
01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:49,364
I dance like a four-year-old
without any rhythm.

724
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:54,836
No, no. Seriously. He won't be able to
to get some images out of his head

725
01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:58,106
like watching a bad horror movie.
- I like horror movies.

726
01:07:58,108 --> 01:08:02,110
Seriously, no. - I don't accept
"no" as an answer. Come on, come on.

727
01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:06,347
Come on. -Good. You asked for it yourself.

728
01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:11,953
Come. Put your hand here.
Are you ready? - Yeah.

729
01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:21,296
It's freezing. - Come on, it's fine.

730
01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:26,201
Take my coat. -Thanks.

731
01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:32,606
It looks good on you.

732
01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:40,982
Is this yours? -That.
Cylinder. Did you read it?

733
01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:45,920
What am I asking, of course you are.

734
01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:51,326
I... I have to go.

735
01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:58,032
Where is it? - It should be
do something in a hurry.

736
01:08:58,034 --> 01:09:02,470
Do you mind if I borrow it?
a coat? I will return it tomorrow.

737
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:07,208
You are close. -Of course.
No problem. - Thank you.

738
01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:11,446
It was really nice.
You're not as bad as I thought.

739
01:09:36,539 --> 01:09:41,409
Merry Christmas! Hello?

740
01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:44,913
Is David here? - Who is that?

741
01:09:44,915 --> 01:09:49,951
Carrie. - Who? - May I?
I'm talking to David?

742
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,089
Carrie? - I want the book back.

743
01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:58,193
Which book?
- The one I lent you.

744
01:09:58,195 --> 01:10:01,229
The first edition of "Freni and Zui".

745
01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:04,699
Look, I'm the host of the Christmas party.

746
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:07,902
Can we talk about
a month when I come back?

747
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:11,406
Can you do it for me?
that one single thing?

748
01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:15,343
Take care like this. If I find her,
I will definitely let you know. Yours?

749
01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:18,079
Merry Christmas, Carrie.

750
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,307
Okay...

751
01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:53,514
God... I'm not going to lie.
I don't even believe it exists.

752
01:10:56,218 --> 01:11:00,054
So, I don't even know what
I work, or with whom I talk,

753
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:04,392
but, in any case,
I thought at least I could

754
01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:08,529
to inform you,
if there is,

755
01:11:08,531 --> 01:11:12,900
What would be my requests this Christmas?

756
01:11:12,902 --> 01:11:15,503
It won't take long, I promise.

757
01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:19,407
So, first off...

758
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:24,879
I would like the homeless,
the old, the sick get better,

759
01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:28,349
and to everyone who feels bad.

760
01:11:30,586 --> 01:11:34,789
I'm sorry for my judgment of people.

761
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:39,394
And I'm sorry for not very nice things
that I have been doing lately.

762
01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:44,332
It seemed difficult to avoid them.

763
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:49,003
But I promise I will
try to be better.

764
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:53,274
This may sound irrelevant, but
can help people learn

765
01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:57,545
how to pronounce correctly
"In Excelsis Deo"?

766
01:11:57,547 --> 01:12:03,851
Thank you. And...

767
01:12:06,588 --> 01:12:09,156
I know...

768
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:15,563
yes my mom probably
not up there with you

769
01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:20,668
but if he is, I want him to know

770
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:25,873
that I really, really miss him.

771
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:30,378
I know dad misses it too.

772
01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:37,085
as for him,
I'm tired of fighting.

773
01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:44,158
I just wish everything was like before.

774
01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:49,731
That's all, I guess.

775
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:53,935
Amen. And, happy birthday.

776
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:23,131
I know it's God, so he doesn't have to
to work�. Even though you are Jewish,

777
01:13:23,133 --> 01:13:27,268
and it doesn't actually celebrate anything, but
we have to talk. - Are you okay?

778
01:13:27,270 --> 01:13:30,538
No, no, no. Sorry to interrupt
your non-celebration of holidays,

779
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:33,975
but I couldn't wait a whole week
to tell you that your list is shit.

780
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:37,712
Okay, wait a minute... - No. There is none
waiting! He must be listening to me.

781
01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:40,314
Because of you, I became a fish killer.

782
01:13:40,316 --> 01:13:42,917
Even worse, I almost fell asleep
with a guy who has a fiancee.

783
01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:46,120
I'm more confused than ever.
Is it so wrong?

784
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:50,024
to do what is right and be
happy? If so, I am destined to be

785
01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:52,827
ordinary accident, with or without a list.
- Carrie, that's enough. Please come in...

786
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:55,830
I know what he will say! That I can't
to say that the list is bullshit

787
01:13:55,832 --> 01:13:58,466
because I didn't finish it.
And I can't finish it

788
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,335
because I left "Freni and Zui"
at Professor Harrison's.

789
01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:04,238
Okay, take her back.
- I told you, I can't!

790
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:09,844
I don't have to finish the list in order to
knew that, imagine, drinking cheri soda

791
01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:12,547
does not mean that I will attract dad's attention!

792
01:14:12,549 --> 01:14:15,550
Owning a goldfish
won't bring my mom back.

793
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:18,085
She helped me learn
to go to a meeting

794
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:22,323
I can feel lonelier than ever.
You know what I mean? You need a list!

795
01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:25,460
It should contain, say: "Don't
to have an affair with a married woman."

796
01:14:25,462 --> 01:14:29,197
Wait a minute. -Okay, you're grown up,
he can do what he wants. I can too.

797
01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:33,134
I'm not the epitome of chastity because I don't want to
I do degrading and immoral things.

798
01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,937
No girl would sleep with
English teacher, right?

799
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:40,308
You slept with the professor
English? -Dad!

800
01:14:40,310 --> 01:14:43,945
I tried to tell you.
- What is he doing here? What is he doing here?

801
01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:47,348
I was worried about you.
I obviously had a good reason.

802
01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:50,318
Why didn't you call me?
- I did. You didn't answer.

803
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,921
Because my phones are broken!
Where is your new family?

804
01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:56,624
Did you also ship them somewhere?
that he doesn't have to fight with them?

805
01:14:56,626 --> 01:15:00,127
That's not fair, Claire.
- What he did to me is not fair!

806
01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:03,130
That didn't stop him.
Come home, dad.

807
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:07,835
I came so you wouldn't have to
goes to London, which he seems to hate.

808
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:12,540
No, I don't hate London. I hate you!
And I hate this stupid list!

809
01:15:16,278 --> 01:15:21,249
Well... it went well.
- Give her some time.

810
01:16:14,436 --> 01:16:19,173
Hi. I wasn't sure
that he will remember.

811
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:26,681
It's been a long time.
- I'm a child prodigy, aren't I?

812
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:30,518
I think I can remember
ordinary sentences: "If it gets lost,

813
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,420
see you at Hans's
Christian Andersen."

814
01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:43,931
Martyr. He never found love.

815
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:47,735
He wrote so many books
for children and he didn't have his own.

816
01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:54,875
Maybe that's a good thing. If he had them,
he would undoubtedly disappoint them.

817
01:17:01,049 --> 01:17:07,021
I would really like you to like it
Felicity. I should have told you.

818
01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,623
I thought that,
if you met her first,

819
01:17:09,725 --> 01:17:15,463
maybe for her and her children
provided more opportunities.

820
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:20,935
When your mother got sick,

821
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:26,440
I felt like yes
somehow I let her down.

822
01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:30,911
The meaning of my existence...

823
01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:35,883
the ostrich was taken care of, and you too.

824
01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:42,691
Then I got scared
that I will let you down too.

825
01:17:44,193 --> 01:17:46,661
I thought it would be better for you

826
01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:50,598
with people who know
how to teach you everything.

827
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:55,469
You were far more advanced than
of his peers. You were brilliant.

828
01:17:55,471 --> 01:18:02,176
I thought that by going to
college to meet people similar to yourself.

829
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,913
I was 14 years old. I was an uncle.

830
01:18:10,919 --> 01:18:14,922
What about that professor?
- He made me feel better.

831
01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:17,992
At least in the beginning.

832
01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:26,901
Did he... hurt you?

833
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:32,773
No, it was nothing like that.
- He can beat him.

834
01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:36,343
Dad, I don't think he can fight
someone for hurting their feelings.

835
01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:39,780
I'm not telling you about that.
I mean when you were a minor.

836
01:18:39,782 --> 01:18:43,284
I was 16 years old. Then there is� 
legal right to consent.

837
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:48,389
He didn't make me do anything.
- He manipulated you.

838
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:55,096
He took advantage of his position.
I'll get him fired.

839
01:18:55,098 --> 01:18:59,533
Now he teaches at Columbia, so
that someone overtook you after all.

840
01:19:01,436 --> 01:19:06,340
I just want that scumbag back.

841
01:19:06,342 --> 01:19:10,144
Which book? -"Frannie and Zooey".

842
01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:16,717
Don't remember? My mom gave it to me
first edition for the 12th birthday.

843
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:22,289
Ouch, yes. It is.

844
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:26,961
Did you lend him that book?
- I thought he would appreciate it.

845
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:33,968
I thought he would appreciate me.
-Good. That's it.

846
01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:38,072
Come on, let's go. - Where?

847
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:41,642
Let's return the book to you.
- What? - Where does he live?

848
01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:45,079
Dad, I really think that...
- Carrie, where does he live?

849
01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:58,225
Hello. -Hello. Is David here?

850
01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:02,363
Who is Amanda? - She came
let the girl see you.

851
01:20:05,233 --> 01:20:09,470
Carrie. What an unexpected pleasure.

852
01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:14,909
This is Amanda, my wife.
Keri Pilby, my student.

853
01:20:14,911 --> 01:20:18,612
Former student. Did you get married?

854
01:20:18,614 --> 01:20:24,451
That. - I appreciate it.
- I'm Daniel Pilby, Keri's father.

855
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:28,489
I'm really glad. - We came to get the book

856
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:33,360
which your husband cares about
took care of me. - Yes, a book.

857
01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:38,532
It is somewhere in the house. as soon as I can
I will find it and send it by mail.

858
01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:42,736
Let us spare you
let's take a look for ourselves?

859
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:48,342
Sorry. I already said
that I don't know where it is.

860
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:52,680
You said it was safe
here somewhere. Good afternoon.

861
01:20:55,083 --> 01:21:00,454
Isn't that a problem? - No, not at all.
We will have an hour of work.

862
01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,725
Merry Christmas. - Also.

863
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,594
Library.

864
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,467
We have guests. - They seem really nice.

865
01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:24,478
Look! - There! However, it was not difficult.

866
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:28,415
Is that all? - Well, she stayed
one more thing. -That?

867
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:37,258
The height of rudeness is when
borrow a book and don't return it.

868
01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:40,628
You bitch... - Yes. Come on, Keri.

869
01:21:43,466 --> 01:21:46,433
Who is that guy? - It looks good on you.

870
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:50,537
What? -Blood. Your lips are red.

871
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:03,017
are you ok
- I think I broke something.

872
01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:09,123
But it was damn worth it
that, huh? -Let me see.

873
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:15,529
I think it will be fine.
I missed you.

874
01:22:15,531 --> 01:22:20,601
And you to me. A lot, a lot.

875
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:26,674
I'm very sorry
because of everything. - It's okay.

876
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:30,778
He has to stop me
organizes�. I am 19 years old.

877
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:34,448
It's not time for that yet. -All right.

878
01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:46,727
I come in peace. - Kerry, bye.

879
01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:51,398
I wasn't sure it would
appear at today's session.

880
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,635
Did your dad leave? -That.

881
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:59,540
I miss her already. If you want,
he can continue to sleep.

882
01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:05,813
No, no. I was a bit tired.
- Long night?

883
01:23:05,815 --> 01:23:12,419
He realizes that it is not appropriate for me to speak
with you about my private life.

884
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:15,923
I think that would help me a lot.

885
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:26,533
All right. What does he want to know?

886
01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:30,170
Were there times when
thought cheating was bad?

887
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:35,309
Of course. I still think so. - How he
then justify�? Doesn't it feel bad?

888
01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:40,781
That. Not. All of the above.

889
01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:44,685
I occasionally do consultations
in Cheryl's agency.

890
01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:47,621
She works with abused children.

891
01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:51,225
We spend a lot of time together.

892
01:23:51,227 --> 01:23:57,865
I invited her to coffee.
We talked more and more.

893
01:23:57,867 --> 01:24:00,667
We wanted to spend
more time together.

894
01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:03,604
I guess I am
What I would call a hypocrite.

895
01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:07,908
It surely delights you
What am I saying? - No, it's not.

896
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:11,512
Her husband does not show her
no emotions.

897
01:24:11,514 --> 01:24:16,150
That's an excuse. - He's always away.
- An excuse. - He cheated on her.

898
01:24:16,152 --> 01:24:19,053
An excuse. - And, maybe... - An excuse!

899
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:26,827
Maybe she will leave him? -Pronunciation.

900
01:24:29,864 --> 01:24:33,133
I came to tell you yes
I reconciled with my father.

901
01:24:33,135 --> 01:24:37,571
I'm really glad. - And, yes.

902
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:41,642
He helped me get this back.

903
01:24:46,147 --> 01:24:53,520
"Frennie and Zui". As we often say in
to my profession: "How did you feel?"

904
01:24:53,522 --> 01:24:59,560
I think I should finish
that silly, or not so silly

905
01:24:59,562 --> 01:25:02,830
the list I threw away
directly at you.

906
01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:07,501
I was hoping he would say that.
- You saved her.

907
01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:11,038
Just in case. - I have
photographic memory, remember?

908
01:25:13,374 --> 01:25:19,246
Thanks. So �that �e� 
to do with Mrs. Ruben?

909
01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:24,885
I don't know. Against all that
writes on these powerful diplomas,

910
01:25:24,887 --> 01:25:30,757
I don't have all the answers. - I wouldn't
believed the person who says he has.

911
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:34,528
Maybe he should make one for her
list. "Five ways to leave her husband."

912
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:45,205
You know, sometimes... a lot
she reminds me of her mother.

913
01:25:46,241 --> 01:25:50,244
Thanks. They will take it as a compliment.

914
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:56,250
That was the intention. He has a right
to be happy, Keri.

915
01:25:56,252 --> 01:26:02,389
You know that, right?
Your mom would want that.

916
01:26:54,509 --> 01:26:57,376
Shit.

917
01:26:58,546 --> 01:27:03,483
Carrie! Thank goodness! I thought
that he will not contact me again

918
01:27:03,485 --> 01:27:06,720
because I left you at Deksova
gigs. How can I unlearn you?

919
01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:09,856
You already are. You helped me yes
I cross something off my list.

920
01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:12,726
Really? What is that?
-"Make friends with someone."

921
01:27:14,997 --> 01:27:19,800
Take it easy, it hurts. - Come.
I want to introduce you to Deks.

922
01:27:19,802 --> 01:27:23,670
Dex? That Dex? -That.
-"World recognized language" Deks?

923
01:27:23,672 --> 01:27:26,406
Good, good. Sorry!

924
01:27:28,677 --> 01:27:31,812
Keri, this is Dex. Dex, this is Keri.

925
01:27:31,814 --> 01:27:34,381
Oh, I'm glad. - Also.

926
01:27:37,419 --> 01:27:41,221
It seems... fine. - It really is.

927
01:27:41,223 --> 01:27:45,492
They will call you. We can go
for lunch. - I would love to!

928
01:27:45,494 --> 01:27:49,062
See you later! - Yours.

929
01:27:54,269 --> 01:28:00,907
Pilbi! They lived. - They lived.

930
01:28:00,909 --> 01:28:05,879
Did you make up your eyes? It looks good on you.

931
01:28:05,881 --> 01:28:10,217
What is the square root of 6.023?

932
01:28:10,219 --> 01:28:13,620
75. - You're a damn genius!

933
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:17,824
I made it up. - What is the equation?
What special equation does he use?

934
01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:21,061
I mean, I'll forgive you
on Monday. - He's leaving�?

935
01:28:21,063 --> 01:28:25,799
I have a limit for
 �urke, it has reached the end.

936
01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:28,868
I'll see you. Happy New Year.

937
01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:35,075
<i>What a sight in Times Square!
Hundreds of thousands of people poured in!</i>

938
01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:37,877
<i>It's exciting,
counting down to midnight!</i>

939
01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:43,750
<i>I would like to jump in the jacuzzi.
I'm very cold? - Are you cold?</i>

940
01:28:43,752 --> 01:28:46,819
Sorry, it's 40 degrees.
Try living in Minnesota.</i>

941
01:28:47,956 --> 01:28:50,657
<i>We're freezing and we'd be happy with an accuzi.</i>

942
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:54,061
<i>You're from Phoenix!
- To learn in the accuza?</i>

943
01:28:54,063 --> 01:28:58,298
<i>Yes, you girls should immediately
you are learning! Come in, come on! -Fuck it.</i>

944
01:29:06,207 --> 01:29:11,311
Hi. - Hi. You must be Ted.

945
01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:16,416
Is Saj there? - He moved out.

946
01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:20,120
What? When? - Yesterday.

947
01:29:21,389 --> 01:29:26,159
Okay... Well... - Bye, bye.

948
01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:30,163
Can I somehow...
- Happy New Year.

949
01:29:34,470 --> 01:29:38,739
What is your problem? Can you
to last a minute without lying?

950
01:29:38,741 --> 01:29:42,042
Sorry. See?
The guy is a compulsive liar.

951
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:47,481
She can't believe a word he says.
-Nice suit. -That. We had a concert.

952
01:29:47,483 --> 01:29:51,985
I'm back now.
- You didn't want to extend it somewhere?

953
01:29:51,987 --> 01:29:56,890
I am not something to welcome
New year. - Me neither.

954
01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:01,628
Does he want to learn? - If it's okay.

955
01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:05,098
Yes, I think it's fine.

956
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:08,335
In fact, can he wait a second?

957
01:30:08,337 --> 01:30:13,974
I need to do something quickly.
I'll be there in a minute. - Yours.

958
01:30:37,832 --> 01:30:43,670
It always disappears�. - Sorry, I meant it
that I left the stove on.

959
01:30:43,672 --> 01:30:47,874
It's okay. And so this is
much better place. - Place?

960
01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:51,344
Let's watch the fireworks. It will start now.

961
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:56,015
Take my hand.

962
01:31:02,657 --> 01:31:07,294
It's icy. - I'd like to borrow your coat,
but someone forgot to return it.

963
01:31:07,296 --> 01:31:13,533
That's right. Sorry. Should I jump for him?
- Hang in there, Kerry Pilby.

964
01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:22,309
"Saj" is short for what? - Cyrus.

965
01:31:24,011 --> 01:31:27,380
And Carrie? - Nothing.

966
01:31:28,850 --> 01:31:31,651
Only Carrie.

967
01:31:33,955 --> 01:31:36,523
What is your middle name?

968
01:31:40,728 --> 01:31:47,529
translation: Beca011

969
01:31:50,529 --> 01:31:54,529
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