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玉蒲团这本书

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和金瓶梅可以视为中国禁书的双绝

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玉蒲团的警世意义

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是淫人妻女笑呵呵 妻女淫人意若何

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书中主人翁未央生

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不惜以马的器宫

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顶替自己的阳具

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最后也落得一个妻子被千人吻

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万人淫的下场

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但是很奇怪

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后世不少男人

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依然当未央生是他们的偶像

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立志要学他那么风流

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淫尽天下美女…

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千门镇有一家暴发户

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户主西门大官人

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单名一个坚字

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他封未央生为偶像

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苦练"铁屌功 "

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每天早上起来

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把西瓜绑在自己的阳具上来练"壁虎功 "

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务求把阳具练的坚硬如铁

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我厉不厉害呀?

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厉害!厉害!

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别说我西门坚对你们不好

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今天我请你们吃西瓜 拿着

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吃呀

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吃...吃 我吃 好吃啊

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然后他继续练 "铁蛋子功 "

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用绳子把自己的阳具和牛的睪丸绑在一起

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互相拔河

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他一发功

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往往把牛鞭扯断 牛就变成太监了

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他又苦练插沙功

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用阳具在沙上面写字

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希望能练成叫天下美人欲仙欲死的本领

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我西门这个名字签得漂不漂亮?哈哈...

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他做人的宗旨就是"朋友妻 不放过"

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他有四个老婆

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原配早就死了 落个清静

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另外三个都是他看中人家的老婆

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抢来做自己的小妾!

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慕容

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你身为天下第一淫棍

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也是画画高手

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这幅画

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以女人的乳房作荷花 阴毛作荷叶

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丰臀作小鸟 秀腰作草

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一幅以中国画的手法和女人的天赋线条美

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结合而成的"百花竞艳图"

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你看了会不会觉得兴奋啊?

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"朋友妻 不可欺"!

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你的宗旨不是"朋友妻 别放过"吗?

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是!不过坚大哥

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你在城中宣布过 有谁对你妻子不敬的

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就放火烧他全家 强奸他老妈!

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拿他小弟弟去喂虾

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在下可以不要全家!不要老妈!

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没有了小弟弟就做不成人家老爸!

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想也不敢想啊

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你简直是我的偶像呀

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全城人都说你是拍马屁高手

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出卖朋友而生!

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巴结奉承有钱人以及老大哥

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但是我不信

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我觉得你是一个正人君子

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谢谢 谢谢

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不用谢!

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我撒谎的

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别耍小弟啦

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怎么样?我耍你不行呀?

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我叫你做你就得做 王八蛋 哈哈...

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西门坚是千门镇的霸王

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喜怒无常 又喜欢用暴力

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所以连一些刻意奉承他的人

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都被他戏弄得哭笑不得

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每天黄昏西门坚的家人就会抬出四面铜锣

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分别刻上他四个老婆的名字

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他敲听哪一面铜锣

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就表示他要在哪一位老婆的房间留宿

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但是西门坚有时候纵欲过度 想休息一下

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他就会敲他已经死了的大老婆的铜锣

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那么那天晚上他就会在自己的房间里休息进补

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老爷 鸡子炖牛鞭

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鹿茸炖海狗鞭  龙虾炖豹鞭

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这坛是三蛇胆虎鞭酒

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全他妈是鞭

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那不是天下的鞭都让我吃尽了 哈哈...

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你为什么不笑 我说得不好笑吗

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老爷真有趣

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小人年纪老反应迟钝呐 老爷别见怪

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果然是好奴才!哈哈...

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阿龙和阿柔到哪去了?

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他们准备去放风筝

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不能让他们去

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爹…

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我们去放风筝

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不准去

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爹…你的轻功越来越棒了

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那还用说嘛

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可是你踩着哥哥了

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怎么样啊

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干嘛站在我脚底下呢

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我做错了什么了 九代单傅生了这么个傻小子

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哥哥一生下来就是这样的了

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你还说呢

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叫你不要外出玩 你还带着他到处乱跑

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我带着他去放风筝而已

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他老呆在家里很闷的

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我们西门家 书香世代

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你是女儿家

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怎么可以整天在外头抛头露面

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万一遇上狂蜂浪蝶出了什么事

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爹的脸丢尽了

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别以为女扮男装就没事 更糟糕

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我告诉你 世风日下 人心叵测

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现今那些色狼狂

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最喜欢非礼未成年的少男 还有…

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爹呀 你的口水不要啦

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我不管 我告诉你以后不准到处跑

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快跟哥哥回房去 哼…

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哥哥 再高一点 高一点…

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好棒哦 好棒 再高些

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继续 再高一点

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放手呀…

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你拉着我命根子啦

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你差点把我武功给废了

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原来你偷看人家敦伦

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夫妻相好才叫敦伦

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像他们那样幕天席地 苟且偷欢

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称为野合

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你倒挺有学问的

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那当然了

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男人那叫什么?

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让我教教你吧

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小孩的叫"小鸟"

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大的叫"鸡巴"  再大的叫"大雕"

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诗经有云:关关稚鸠 在河之洲

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窈窕淑女 君子好逑

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"鸠"就是"大雕"

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文雅点叫做玉尘 又称为守阳

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女人那里 一般叫玉门

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或者是花心

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道家叫作炉鼎

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俗话怎么说啊

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哎 我个我们读书人是不会说的

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你要想得到一个正确的发音呢

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将门字和西字一起读那就行了

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门西 门西…

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还未请教

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在下花道乃一介书生

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正想到邻镇找名闻天下的名儒梅花先生

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拜在他门下

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学习齐家治国之道

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你可好啦 可以到处求学

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你也可以呀

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-我是女子   -啊…

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啊…我是女子众多的家庭里的一个小男生

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哥哥是傻子

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我去念书 不行的

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哦 那就太可惜啦

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贤弟你我一见如故

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要是可以一起寒窗苦读 夜来也有一个良伴啊

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而且学成之后

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我立志要猎尽天下艳色

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贤弟也可以作为我玩伴呀

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你读书是为了女色?

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书中自有颜如玉

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求功名无非是为了得到美女的垂青嘛

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你倒是挺好色

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人不风流枉少年呀

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日已西斜

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我要赶路了

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有兴趣的话 就到梅花先生那找我

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再见

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我饿了 回家吧

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好 回去吧

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喂 你说我去念书好吗?

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好呀 好呀

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你就会说好

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好呀 好呀

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说句不好行不行啊?

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好呀 好呀

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懒得跟你说

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死丫头 就是不听话

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到现在还不回来?

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来人

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召集人马

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找小姐和少爷找回来

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我不发火 她就不知道我厉害

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老爷谁惹你生气啦?

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正好

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死丫头气的我都支起来啦

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给我消消气

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来呀

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用点力啦

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蹲下

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爹…爹…

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爹 我回来啦 爹…

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爹 我回来啦

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为什么不听话

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老是往处跑

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我去放风筝嘛

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你是女儿家

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怎么可以老不在家里待着

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我女扮男装嘛

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古有花木兰 代父从军

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名垂千古

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古有皇太后 我就听说过

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歌谣唱

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古有皇太后

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要找小白脸

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良医献妙药

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太医干皇后

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千辛万苦

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干完解困扰

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谁知道染了花柳

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流传民间得傅流

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唱得好 唱得好

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爹你不要唱咸歌

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我真的很想念书 行不行啊?

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不行

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真的不行啊

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女儿家 那有像你这样的

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人家黄花闺女 三步不出闺门

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做针线 绣绣花

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弹弹琴 吹吹箫 养养小鸟
这才像个女儿家嘛

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整天…整天…想去念书

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爹 你没事吧?

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没事 我被你气死了

232
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回房去 回房去

233
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三娘

234
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我知你干活勤快

235
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也用不着叼着不放啊

236
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:35,400
娘 女儿很想出去见见世面

237
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:36,858
向梅花先生求学

238
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做一个有学问的人

239
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:40,400
不想像二娘 三娘 四娘那样

240
00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:43,650
一辈子做男人的奴隶

241
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古语有云:女子无才便是德

242
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根本就是男人编出来骗女人的

243
00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:14,150
若是不念书 就要一辈子听男人的

244
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:21,983
他要你怎么样就怎么样

245
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叫你走就走 站就站

246
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娘 请恕女儿不孝 要离家出走

247
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,900
你在天有要是有灵的话

248
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请你保佑女儿平平安安

249
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,525
还是走后门出去吧

250
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,275
小姐 你上哪去?

251
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,442
现在不早了

252
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:18,067
是爹叫我练轻功的

253
00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:19,483
这么晚你在这干什么?

254
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:20,775
想偷看?

255
00:15:20,817 --> 00:15:22,317
不敢 不敢…

256
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,317
还不睡觉

257
00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:25,900
我叫爹出来啊

258
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:29,983
一 二 三 爹…

259
00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:32,025
干什么?

260
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:35,608
爹 你的轻功真棒啊

261
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:38,983
我们盯着你好几个晚上了

262
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跟我们回去

263
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,608
西门家历代祖先在上

264
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,608
不肖子孙西门坚

265
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教女无方 离家出走

266
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在外边抛头露面

267
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:51,983
要是被外面的人说闲话

268
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你教我怎么办?

269
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:57,233
烧他全家 打他老妈

270
00:15:57,275 --> 00:16:00,233
不错 我们西门家

271
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,983
怎么会怕人说闲话呢

272
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:05,858
今天我随便拜拜你们 是要告诉你们

273
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,983
我西门坚已经决定了

274
00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:10,067
让女儿去读书

275
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谢谢爹

276
00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:13,858
你先别高兴

277
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,900
你得答应我一件事 我才让你去读书

278
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,150
我答应 我答应

279
00:16:19,192 --> 00:16:22,942
留下三个 其他的给我滚出去

280
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,192
出去

281
00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:37,150
不会打我一顿才让我走吧

282
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,900
三娘 出来

283
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:44,733
我们家族所以这么富有

284
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是因为我们在江湖上

285
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:50,358
是专门铸造暗器和兵器的世家

286
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,942
你瞧瞧这个 是爹花了三年时间设计出来的

287
00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:55,775
叫做贞操宝甲

288
00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:57,150
贞操宝甲

289
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,192
身上穿了这件宝甲

290
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,817
只有我这把钥匙才能够打开

291
00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:06,233
要是有人敢侵犯你的话

292
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,108
这对护胸刀

293
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:11,567
和狗头铡 里面的机关就会自动打开

294
00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:14,275
任何男人也不能占你的便宜

295
00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,775
你  过来  抓她的波

296
00:17:19,442 --> 00:17:21,483
去呀!

297
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,817
到你

298
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,150
摸她的屁股

299
00:17:32,192 --> 00:17:34,942
去呀!

300
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,567
来福 到你啦

301
00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:42,817
插她

302
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:43,900
小的不敢

303
00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:46,233
我给你胆子

304
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,567
不敢不敢

305
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,817
没屌用

306
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:51,067
我的屌早就没用了

307
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,192
看我的

308
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:04,983
要是有人想直捣黄龙 探你的桃花洞的话

309
00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:07,650
狗头铡就会铡他个粉碎

310
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,067
只要你把这件宝甲穿上

311
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:13,400
爹就放心让你读书 哈哈..

312
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:22,400
关关稚鸠 在河之州

313
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,358
关关稚鸠 在河之州

314
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,983
窈窕淑女 君子好逑

315
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:35,483
窈窕淑女 君子好逑

316
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,567
老师…不关我的事

317
00:18:41,983 --> 00:18:43,567
还说不关你的事

318
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:46,400
你推荐来的那个西门柔已经到了

319
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,233
我是西门柔 大家好

320
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:56,275
老师 给我一次机会吧

321
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,233
老师 还给我吧 很贵的

322
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,192
这本辞典 不懂时可查看

323
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,900
这个是磨墨的

324
00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:09,525
你们平时放学后有什么消遣?

325
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,650
吟诗作对 弹琴练剑

326
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,775
练剑?

327
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,192
是呀 天天都比赛

328
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,650
现在还在后山比呢

329
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:17,567
要不要看看?

330
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:18,942
-好啊   -走

331
00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:31,233
他们有什么了不起 全都不是我的对手

332
00:19:43,075 --> 00:19:45,825
给钱 全不是我杨巨长的对手

333
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:46,783
还有谁来

334
00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:49,075
我来

335
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:52,575
你?嘿 屌下败将

336
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:53,867
我告诉你

337
00:19:53,908 --> 00:19:55,408
我憋了几个月才来的

338
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,033
我不信赢不了你

339
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,533
试试看

340
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,242
行不行呀你 那么久

341
00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,408
担心你自己吧

342
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,492
加油…

343
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,867
加油…

344
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,033
搞的脚都湿了?

345
00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:21,075
哎 怎么像撒尿

346
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,908
想跟我斗?除非你是童子身

347
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,783
那个新生像个小孩子

348
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,075
一定是童子身

349
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:32,158
好 过去耍耍他

350
00:20:32,908 --> 00:20:34,158
你是不是童子身啊

351
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,200
我们是不是兄弟

352
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:38,450
是 是

353
00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:42,033
是兄弟就帮帮我嘛 就帮一次

354
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,325
-玩玩嘛?  -不玩 不玩啦

355
00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:49,242
我都说不玩啦

356
00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:51,700
别逼他了 他不玩

357
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,200
关你屌事?

358
00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:55,117
这次真的是关我屌事

359
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:01,658
你怎么样啊?

360
00:21:01,908 --> 00:21:04,492
我没事 不过小弟弟痛的要命

361
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,617
快扶我回去擦点止痛药吧

362
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,367
好吧

363
00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:10,658
痛死我了 找到没有 快点

364
00:21:10,825 --> 00:21:13,617
我在找 你别吵啊

365
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,658
痛死我了 找到没有啊

366
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,783
找这么久啊 你找到没有啊?

367
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,325
咦 真难看

368
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,575
我难看 你不也有吗?

369
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,742
你很舒服吗?

370
00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:08,242
原来她女扮男装

371
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:38,908
这样也行?

372
00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:44,908
真厉害呀 难怪全都中了伤了

373
00:24:45,908 --> 00:24:47,450
这东西太厉害了 划不来

374
00:24:48,658 --> 00:24:51,617
而且窃玉偷香非君子所为

375
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:53,575
自己解决算了

376
00:25:13,617 --> 00:25:14,783
你干什么?

377
00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:19,242
给…夹…住…了

378
00:25:21,492 --> 00:25:23,450
花道他下体伤得很重呀

379
00:25:23,617 --> 00:25:26,325
老师 他会不会变成太监呀?怎么办啊

380
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,242
他虽然自作自受

381
00:25:28,283 --> 00:25:31,075
你呀 女扮男装读书也不对呀

382
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:34,117
这样啦 你负责带他去求医

383
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,408
有医生能治好他吗?

384
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,408
九宫山极乐观有一位极乐道人

385
00:25:38,617 --> 00:25:41,825
懂得采阴补阳 一切邪门之法都懂

386
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:44,533
你快点带他去 他收费很贵的呀

387
00:25:44,575 --> 00:25:46,033
没关系 再贵我也给

388
00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:46,950
你带他去吧

389
00:25:48,325 --> 00:25:51,492
他只剩下那么一点点 小心被鸟吃了呀

390
00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:54,575
那里有很多小鸟呀

391
00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:56,742
轿夫 还有多远呀?

392
00:25:56,783 --> 00:25:58,867
翻过这个山头就到了

393
00:25:58,908 --> 00:26:00,367
你再忍半天吧 很快就到了

394
00:26:00,742 --> 00:26:03,783
我的生命之根因你的指甲而丰富，像花椰菜一样

395
00:26:03,825 --> 00:26:06,075
我一生的幸福都让你毁了

396
00:26:06,117 --> 00:26:07,658
谁要求你很出彩

397
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,867
等我

398
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,158
等我

399
00:26:18,825 --> 00:26:21,367
我痛得要死

400
00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:30,242
大福怎么也一样？

401
00:26:30,617 --> 00:26:33,992
你哥哥，到二十岁左右救回来也稳定了

402
00:26:34,117 --> 00:26:35,075
然后切肉

403
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,617
即使你娶了猫为妻，你也会怀疑自己有点

404
00:26:37,950 --> 00:26:38,992
姚记记办公室怎么样？

405
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,283
你不害怕

406
00:26:40,325 --> 00:26:42,950
现在有三种方法

407
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,242
第一个是砍掉太监

408
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:46,325
还是做男妓

409
00:26:46,575 --> 00:26:48,450
被男人玩也能赚钱

410
00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:49,908
没有宇没有就业

411
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:53,033
还有另一种方法可以解决粘着问题

412
00:26:53,075 --> 00:26:54,908
作为一个女人，稍微深入一点

413
00:26:54,908 --> 00:26:56,908
到时候就有一个男人来勾勾你了

414
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,242
做女人生孩子是不合适的

415
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,492
颜耀的第三种替代方法

416
00:27:01,825 --> 00:27:03,533
谁愿意代替她？

417
00:27:03,575 --> 00:27:04,658
我告诉你

418
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:09,408
十年前我哥胖郑被名门生换马操

419
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:11,283
效果很好

420
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:14,742
无荚黄花女友被还押与淫秽和妇女

421
00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:18,075
他们被送到对方那里去享受人间的祝福

422
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,700
真让人羡慕

423
00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:21,158
可惜马他妈终于回归马他妈了

424
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,075
不年轻也会救死

425
00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:26,200
所以我试着道歉三年

426
00:27:26,242 --> 00:27:27,658
终于让我想通过

427
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,992
成功发明代理他妈的

428
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,325
吉英的器官是他妈的吗？

429
00:27:33,992 --> 00:27:37,783
告诉你啊机器他妈的很不成功

430
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:41,200
它有三十六个可以拉长的机构

431
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,575
缩短了

432
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:45,117
再次伸出叉子

433
00:27:45,158 --> 00:27:46,617
旋转

434
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,450
会转

435
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:51,533
喷水

436
00:27:51,575 --> 00:27:54,742
喷烟

437
00:27:56,700 --> 00:28:00,283
其他我明白我不明白用什么来喷用？

438
00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:04,908
吸烟可增加诗画，有神秘感

439
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:06,700
那有没有感觉呢?

440
00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:09,617
这个就要看我的手工了

441
00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:11,617
不然你自己粘上去就可以了

442
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:12,325
要多少钱?

443
00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:13,408
五千两

444
00:28:13,617 --> 00:28:15,575
五千两?你以为是真屌呀

445
00:28:15,617 --> 00:28:17,867
假屌不用钱吗?假的也要钱的嘛

446
00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:18,908
太贵啦

447
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:19,908
这玩意有三十六种机关的

448
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:20,992
你根本是抢钱

449
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,408
你们不要吵呀 我替他付

450
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,533
-五千两是吧?  -你?

451
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:30,075
小弟 够爽快

452
00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:32,242
我大减价 送一撮屌毛

453
00:28:32,408 --> 00:28:33,783
你留着当牙刷吧

454
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:35,950
那我省了

455
00:28:38,658 --> 00:28:39,450
请你出去

456
00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:41,408
不请我也出去

457
00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,450
你在外面等我呀

458
00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,117
快动手呀 钱都已经收了

459
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,200
还不快点开工 快点

460
00:28:50,283 --> 00:28:53,908
喂 一本书 不用那么恭敬吧

461
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:57,325
你真是见识少 这本是玉女心经呀

462
00:28:57,575 --> 00:28:59,117
是合天地之灵气

463
00:28:59,158 --> 00:29:03,283
除了一切医学 阴阳之道之外 最后一章

464
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,242
有一种采阴采阳之术

465
00:29:05,283 --> 00:29:06,908
练成之后可以幻化男女

466
00:29:07,075 --> 00:29:10,242
任意采补男性元阳和女性元阴

467
00:29:10,492 --> 00:29:13,908
还可以延年百岁呀

468
00:29:14,075 --> 00:29:16,200
那么厉害你怎么不练?

469
00:29:16,242 --> 00:29:20,825
我这付尊容 变成女人人家会说我貌丑

470
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,658
幸亏你有自知之明 开工吧

471
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,867
你这么多话 叫你说不出话

472
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,950
痛死我呀…

473
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:55,533
来者何人?

474
00:29:55,575 --> 00:29:56,908
幻姬求见道长

475
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:59,533
原来是幻姬女施主 请到精舍稍候

476
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,325
请

477
00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:18,700
这双眼睛 怎么会那么吸引我呢?

478
00:30:19,742 --> 00:30:21,617
我有一种感觉

479
00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:25,283
这双眼睛好像跟我有千丝万缕的关系

480
00:30:40,075 --> 00:30:42,408
道长 怎么我还是没反映啊?

481
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:46,408
快有了 我把这缝好了就有了

482
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,367
对不起

483
00:30:48,408 --> 00:30:49,533
不关我的事呀

484
00:30:49,617 --> 00:30:51,408
我知道

485
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:03,950
道长 我有反应了 有反应了

486
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,075
不好了 道长 我停不下来

487
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,700
我停不下来呀

488
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:13,908
道长 你怎么样呀?

489
00:31:14,617 --> 00:31:16,367
很厉害呀

490
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,617
我的牙都给你打掉了

491
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:21,325
道长 我就是幻姬

492
00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:24,992
幻姬姑娘 你的信我看过了 我知道你的来意

493
00:31:25,075 --> 00:31:27,283
那么请道长为小女子施术啦

494
00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:28,950
道长 行了没有呀

495
00:31:28,992 --> 00:31:30,533
这样多话

496
00:31:30,575 --> 00:31:31,450
把他抬进去

497
00:31:31,492 --> 00:31:33,117
是

498
00:31:33,242 --> 00:31:35,033
道长 我控制不了?

499
00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:37,408
快帮我把它弄停呀 道长 帮帮忙

500
00:31:40,992 --> 00:31:43,117
女施主 你要我帮你改容易貌

501
00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:45,158
莫非你相貌奇丑?

502
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,992
非也 我有迫不得已的苦衷

503
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,617
你有什么苦衷呀?

504
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,408
道长不必过问

505
00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:54,367
只要道长帮小女子改容易貌

506
00:31:54,408 --> 00:31:58,075
我的身体就属于道长你的了

507
00:32:16,158 --> 00:32:17,158
小兄弟

508
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,158
麻烦你通传一声 铁中棠求见极乐道人

509
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,867
我并非极乐观的人

510
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,658
你有没有看见有什么人进去了?

511
00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:27,783
我看见刚才有个女人进去了

512
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,200
大功告成 只有我才有这个能耐

513
00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,533
幻姬姑娘 从现在开始

514
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,533
除了我之外

515
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,492
天下再没有人知道你本来的面貌了

516
00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:43,283
谢谢道长

517
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:45,658
是你报答我的时候了 你看

518
00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,825
这张椅形如蝎子 有什么用处呢?

519
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:53,450
这张叫做极乐椅 只要把女人放在上面

520
00:32:53,492 --> 00:32:57,033
可以任意玩乐 玩什么花式都可以

521
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,033
贱妾愿意服侍道长

522
00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,367
不过贱妾还有一个小小的要求

523
00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:02,658
你说吧

524
00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:06,367
我知道长有一本不傅之秘玉女心经

525
00:33:06,408 --> 00:33:09,283
我想开开眼界

526
00:33:09,325 --> 00:33:11,033
有什么好看呀

527
00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:13,867
道长 让我看看啦

528
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:17,450
我会好好侍候你的 要不要试一试呢?

529
00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:19,075
这不太方便的

530
00:33:19,117 --> 00:33:21,575
你不是很想得到我的身体吗?

531
00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:27,492
让我们一起到极乐世界去吧

532
00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:30,367
那 你看一会好啦

533
00:33:30,492 --> 00:33:32,158
你放心吧 道长

534
00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:37,033
小女子只是借之一阅 很快就会归还的

535
00:33:41,283 --> 00:33:44,367
糟糕 雷电交叉 它又出来作恶了

536
00:34:42,783 --> 00:34:46,242
我们来晚一步 极乐道人被她吸尽元阳而死

537
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,992
你说的她是谁呀?

538
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,908
是妖道幻姬

539
00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:52,408
救命呀!

540
00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:53,283
你又搅什么鬼呀?

541
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,158
阿柔 你快帮我把它弄停

542
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,783
-怎么弄啊   -快点啊

543
00:34:57,242 --> 00:34:57,950
快把它弄停呀

544
00:34:58,158 --> 00:34:59,617
不然就糟了 快点呀

545
00:34:59,908 --> 00:35:01,575
停了…

546
00:35:03,658 --> 00:35:06,450
晕头转向的 快扶着我呀

547
00:35:06,658 --> 00:35:07,533
这是什么?

548
00:35:07,617 --> 00:35:09,158
玉女心经呀

549
00:35:09,325 --> 00:35:10,908
一定是幻姬留下来的

550
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:11,617
没有了一半啊

551
00:35:11,783 --> 00:35:15,575
这是宝物 快藏起来 别让人看见

552
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,533
极乐道人他怎么了…

553
00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:24,992
原来幻姬来找极乐道人帮她易容

554
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:27,242
现在不知道变成什么样子了

555
00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:29,700
要抓她更加难上加难

556
00:35:29,742 --> 00:35:33,617
是呀 刚才我听见他们在这干得可厉害了

557
00:35:33,658 --> 00:35:36,075
幻姬是女妖道 修练采阴补阳之法

558
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:38,533
专采男人元阳

559
00:35:38,575 --> 00:35:40,408
已经被她害死了好几百人

560
00:35:40,908 --> 00:35:42,242
被她害死的人

561
00:35:42,283 --> 00:35:44,283
全身的精元都被她吸干

562
00:35:44,325 --> 00:35:48,158
她是靠吸取别人的精元来增加自己的妖术

563
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,450
我奉命追捕她 由北到南

564
00:35:50,492 --> 00:35:53,075
追了七个省 都被她跑掉

565
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,408
我知道她想得到极乐观的一本玉女心经

566
00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:57,950
练采阴补阳之法

567
00:35:57,992 --> 00:36:00,533
当她的妖术练到最高境界

568
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,658
变男变女 随心所欲

569
00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:06,033
没这么可怕吧?

570
00:36:07,492 --> 00:36:09,075
那我们该怎么办?

571
00:36:09,117 --> 00:36:12,325
我担心她得手后 妖术会更厉害

572
00:36:12,408 --> 00:36:15,283
到时候就有更多无辜的人受害

573
00:36:15,325 --> 00:36:18,408
小兄弟 你刚才有没有看见她易容后的样子?

574
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,825
-没有    -我认得她的眼睛

575
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,533
你们要是有幻姬的消息

576
00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:24,658
就到本县的衙门通知我

577
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:28,783
我看她暂时还会在南方作恶

578
00:36:28,825 --> 00:36:31,325
我可以留在本镇一段时间

579
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:34,408
那好 一有消息我就通知你 大哥

580
00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:35,950
叫我铁中棠

581
00:36:36,408 --> 00:36:38,450
我走了

582
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,075
一个捕快 有什么了不起的

583
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,075
这才像个男人嘛 像你呀?

584
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:48,742
前面那部分 肯定是幻姬拿走了

585
00:36:48,992 --> 00:36:53,200
你可别小看它 就这一半也是宝呀

586
00:36:53,283 --> 00:36:55,742
将来一定用的著的

587
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,950
好点没有?

588
00:36:57,992 --> 00:36:59,200
好点了吧 走

589
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:00,950
又想吃我豆腐

590
00:37:02,492 --> 00:37:04,075
喂 你怎么摇摇晃晃的?

591
00:37:04,117 --> 00:37:07,117
我的头还晕着呢 你别再来刺激我了

592
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,450
到我家养好伤再回书院吧

593
00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,575
前面的新娘子长的很漂亮呀

594
00:37:11,617 --> 00:37:13,700
真的 快去看看…

595
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,867
许伯 谁成亲?

596
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:27,367
你大哥呀

597
00:37:27,408 --> 00:37:29,242
山下的李大傻交不起田租

598
00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:31,950
你爹要逼他女儿小翠嫁给你的傻大哥

599
00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,450
回去看看吧

600
00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:36,700
我们也去凑热闹

601
00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:44,117
操他奶奶的 新娘子到现在还没来!

602
00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:46,575
老爷 快到了

603
00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:51,408
新娘子到了…

604
00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:56,075
落地开花 富贵荣华 连生贵子

605
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,533
坐在中间那个就是你爹

606
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:07,575
蛮威风的

607
00:38:07,658 --> 00:38:10,408
老爷 新娘子到了

608
00:38:25,992 --> 00:38:29,033
-这个新娘子长的真漂亮呀  -是呀…

609
00:38:29,075 --> 00:38:33,200
这么正点的妞 便宜了那个傻小子

610
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,075
来吧 可以拜堂了

611
00:38:51,117 --> 00:38:53,283
放下 走开

612
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,325
爹…

613
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,325
爹 我回来了

614
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,617
你肯回来了吗?

615
00:38:57,658 --> 00:38:59,242
这个是我同窗好友花道

616
00:38:59,283 --> 00:39:00,950
伯父 你好… 我叫…

617
00:39:00,992 --> 00:39:03,033
小子

618
00:39:03,617 --> 00:39:05,658
看你这个样子可不太老实呀?

619
00:39:05,658 --> 00:39:09,408
老爷​​ 还是先拜堂吧 误了吉时就不太好了

620
00:39:09,575 --> 00:39:11,117
说得对

621
00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:12,408
来 拜堂

622
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,492
拜堂…

623
00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:19,450
老爷 不是你呀

624
00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:22,033
是少爷呀

625
00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:27,117
你他妈走运了

626
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,242
小子

627
00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:32,117
西门家要开枝散叶 儿孙满堂的责任全靠你了

628
00:40:32,158 --> 00:40:33,658
快进洞房吧

629
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,117
爹 我不会洞房呀

630
00:40:35,158 --> 00:40:36,658
你这个傻小子什么都不会

631
00:40:36,658 --> 00:40:38,450
要不要我替你洞房啊?

632
00:40:38,617 --> 00:40:39,533
好呀…

633
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,367
操 你以为爹不想吗?不过…

634
00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:44,742
进去吧

635
00:40:45,283 --> 00:40:46,117
老爷

636
00:40:46,158 --> 00:40:48,742
还不睡觉去?赖着干什么?走!

637
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:50,575
好

638
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,033
老爷 到时候睡觉了…

639
00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:06,575
你回来干什么?想偷看啊?

640
00:41:06,742 --> 00:41:08,533
-不是…     -走

641
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,075
抓她的波

642
00:41:20,117 --> 00:41:22,117
脱她的衣服

643
00:41:22,117 --> 00:41:25,325
抓她的波呀…

644
00:41:25,492 --> 00:41:27,158
没用的东西

645
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,242
开门

646
00:41:28,283 --> 00:41:31,200
开门呀…

647
00:41:31,283 --> 00:41:31,908
什么事啊 爹?

648
00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:35,617
小子呀 你他妈的忙了半天 忙什么呢?

649
00:41:35,617 --> 00:41:38,283
剥她的衣服 亲她的嘴 抓她的波

650
00:41:38,367 --> 00:41:39,325
然后就上马嘛

651
00:41:39,492 --> 00:41:40,867
上马?怎么上呀?

652
00:41:40,908 --> 00:41:42,700
你他妈的怎么教都不会呀

653
00:41:42,908 --> 00:41:44,700
把你撒尿的地方放进她撒尿的地方

654
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:47,575
不就行了吗?

655
00:41:48,658 --> 00:41:52,158
小翠呀 你跟小龙慢慢来 啊

656
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,825
去吧

657
00:41:54,617 --> 00:41:57,367
把你的东西拿出来 放进去

658
00:41:58,242 --> 00:42:01,242
-别怕呀!    -啊…

659
00:42:01,617 --> 00:42:03,408
怎么生了这么个蠢儿子

660
00:42:05,450 --> 00:42:07,117
不用给她面子​​啦

661
00:42:10,617 --> 00:42:11,992
别怕呀 来…

662
00:42:12,242 --> 00:42:15,033
不要啊 走开呀

663
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,908
我怎么生了个这么笨的儿子 你给我过来

664
00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:20,367
你知不知道 你在干什么呀?

665
00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:21,992
洞房嘛

666
00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:22,742
洞房?

667
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,992
你拿着尿壶干什么 叫洞房?

668
00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:25,950
是你教我的

669
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:28,492
把我撒尿的地方放进她撒尿的地方

670
00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:31,533
气死我了

671
00:42:33,492 --> 00:42:36,283
有玩意也不会用

672
00:42:41,242 --> 00:42:44,283
小翠

673
00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:46,033
你没事吧?

674
00:42:46,075 --> 00:42:50,658
不怕 小龙不疼你 公公疼你

675
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,867
不要…

676
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,867
小翠 你应该属于我的

677
00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:19,658
公公 小翠以后一定会被人说闲话

678
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:23,908
人言可畏 不如…一死了之

679
00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:27,742
傻丫头 谁敢说你的闲话

680
00:44:27,783 --> 00:44:30,242
我要他全家的命

681
00:44:31,075 --> 00:44:35,908
以后 白天你跟傻子做一对假夫妻

682
00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:42,783
到了晚上 你再跟我做一对真龙凤

683
00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:56,492
为什么老爷那么迟都不出来

684
00:44:57,492 --> 00:45:00,242
是呀 这几天他天天躲在房里

685
00:45:00,283 --> 00:45:01,533
没出来敲过锣

686
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,617
该不会是生病了吧

687
00:45:03,658 --> 00:45:09,033
不会啊 他胃口好得很啊 连一头牛也吃的下

688
00:45:09,075 --> 00:45:10,908
他十天没敲锣了

689
00:45:11,367 --> 00:45:14,158
我呢 才不相他呢

690
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,950
一定有原因的

691
00:45:17,617 --> 00:45:20,242
老爷今天夜上在大娘房休息

692
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:28,450
又没有我的份儿了

693
00:45:29,283 --> 00:45:31,200
好 我看你搞什么鬼?

694
00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:50,158
公公呀 使劲

695
00:47:51,617 --> 00:47:52,992
使劲

696
00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:04,033
喂 老爷跟他媳妇在做见不得人的事啊

697
00:48:05,075 --> 00:48:07,783
-不会吧    -我亲眼见到的

698
00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:09,992
家丑不可外傅!

699
00:48:10,033 --> 00:48:12,908
我们老爷性子刚强 劝他也没用

700
00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:17,242
我们先守秘密 等待时机再劝他吧

701
00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:18,700
是二娘

702
00:50:19,242 --> 00:50:23,867
真可惜!

703
00:50:26,950 --> 00:50:27,825
干什么?

704
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:32,408
老爷​​ 她死得那么恐怖 我看应该报官吧?

705
00:50:32,742 --> 00:50:35,867
报官有个屁用?这个镇我就是官!

706
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,658
爹 二娘死的很可疑呀

707
00:50:39,408 --> 00:50:40,408
公公

708
00:50:40,492 --> 00:50:43,783
昨天晚上 我看见二娘手里拿着包东西

709
00:50:43,867 --> 00:50:45,992
跟两个男人出去了

710
00:50:46,242 --> 00:50:49,242
我见他们鬼鬼祟祟的 不知道上哪儿去了

711
00:50:50,033 --> 00:50:51,700
真有这样的事?

712
00:50:51,742 --> 00:50:54,325
来福 看看二娘的首饰还在不在  -是

713
00:50:54,575 --> 00:50:55,950
你真机警啊

714
00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,575
老爷 什么都没有了

715
00:50:58,075 --> 00:51:00,242
事情就这样简单

716
00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:04,533
这个臭娘们偷汉子!然后跟人家俬奔!

717
00:51:04,575 --> 00:51:07,742
谁知道人家要钱不要人!就杀了她!

718
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,033
可是二娘全身赤裸 而且一身都是血啊

719
00:51:12,075 --> 00:51:13,617
肯定是那两个家伙分赃不均

720
00:51:13,825 --> 00:51:17,075
或是赚钱少 所以叫几个兄弟来将她轮奸

721
00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:18,825
一个接一个

722
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,408
你看看她

723
00:51:20,575 --> 00:51:24,033
全身有洞的地方都裂开了 还流着血

724
00:51:24,075 --> 00:51:26,450
简直就像被二十几个人轮奸似的!

725
00:51:26,867 --> 00:51:28,783
老爷 现在怎么办啊?

726
00:51:28,825 --> 00:51:30,617
家丑不可外傅!

727
00:51:30,658 --> 00:51:31,617
-来福    -是

728
00:51:31,783 --> 00:51:33,658
随便找个地方把她埋了算了

729
00:51:33,992 --> 00:51:36,908
爹 我看事情没那么简单啊

730
00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:39,033
我一定要查清楚

731
00:51:39,033 --> 00:51:41,992
看谁吃了豹子胆敢勾引我老婆!

732
00:51:42,158 --> 00:51:43,950
这件事你别管了

733
00:51:43,992 --> 00:51:46,492
小翠 以后小心一点

734
00:51:46,533 --> 00:51:49,533
不如我们先回房去吧?

735
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,367
真的?

736
00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:03,492
难怪爹老帮着她

737
00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:04,283
喂  什么事?

738
00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:05,742
多事啊

739
00:52:05,783 --> 00:52:08,200
晚上我们去验尸啊

740
00:52:14,408 --> 00:52:17,075
她的死法好像玉女心经上写的一样

741
00:52:17,908 --> 00:52:20,075
采补元阴 吸星大法?

742
00:52:20,158 --> 00:52:23,408
御女至将泄未泄之时 十阳齐出

743
00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:25,533
贯其体 吸其真阴

744
00:52:25,617 --> 00:52:29,075
功力倍增 幻化阴阳 随心所欲

745
00:52:29,367 --> 00:52:31,783
十阳齐出 不可能吧?

746
00:52:31,783 --> 00:52:35,450
可是她全身好像被人强奸过似的

747
00:52:35,492 --> 00:52:40,825
真阴被采之女 腹内空无一物 无药可救

748
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:42,575
把她肚子剖开看看

749
00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:45,283
你来吧

750
00:52:51,658 --> 00:52:53,742
请别见怪啊

751
00:52:55,617 --> 00:52:57,575
里边真的什么也没有啊!

752
00:52:57,617 --> 00:53:00,617
肠子胃呀肾呀什么都没有!连子宫都没有了!

753
00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:02,450
难道是幻姬干的?

754
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:05,825
错不了 只有她懂采阴补阳

755
00:53:05,867 --> 00:53:07,242
那现在怎么办?

756
00:53:07,742 --> 00:53:08,825
我也没有办法

757
00:53:09,325 --> 00:53:11,117
花道 你去找铁捕头?

758
00:53:11,158 --> 00:53:12,450
铁中棠?

759
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:14,367
只有他对付得了幻姬

760
00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:16,450
我怀疑幻姬就在我们家里

761
00:53:16,908 --> 00:53:18,200
你怀疑?

762
00:53:18,242 --> 00:53:19,950
我觉得小翠很可疑

763
00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:22,117
-你千万别让她知道我们来过  -好

764
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:23,867
去吧

765
00:53:23,908 --> 00:53:27,367
替你干活 你还要打人?

766
00:53:27,408 --> 00:53:28,700
我们回去

767
00:53:30,825 --> 00:53:33,908
关门了 轻点

768
00:53:33,950 --> 00:53:36,575
小心点 千万别让她知道我们去了哪里

769
00:53:36,867 --> 00:53:37,617
记住

770
00:53:38,117 --> 00:53:39,742
这么晚了 上哪去啊?

771
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,742
我们去柴房捉老鼠

772
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:45,075
-是吗?柴房是石地也有老鼠?  -是啊

773
00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:46,658
你们有没有追到街上呀?

774
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:48,450
没有 捉完了

775
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:50,617
我们休息了 走啦

776
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:12,242
给我 让我玩玩

777
00:54:13,367 --> 00:54:14,533
真奇怪

778
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:17,742
小翠看来好像个不通世务的小女孩

779
00:54:17,783 --> 00:54:21,075
怎么会跟爹做出乱伦的行为呢?

780
00:54:21,075 --> 00:54:24,950
二娘又怎么会死呢?难道不是她干的?

781
00:54:32,575 --> 00:54:35,825
相公

782
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:41,700
大哥!他怎么会摔下去的?

783
00:54:42,242 --> 00:54:47,408
我不知道 他走到崖边 一不小心就摔下去了

784
00:54:47,992 --> 00:54:51,075
相公!

785
00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:03,992
真是家门不幸!

786
00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:08,492
九代单傅这么一个儿子 出了这样的意外

787
00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:12,783
小龙!你放心吧!我会照顾小翠的!

788
00:55:12,825 --> 00:55:14,575
为了给我们西门家留后!

789
00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,492
为了补偿小翠的痛楚!

790
00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:21,367
我西门坚现在宣布:纳小翠为第五房妾侍

791
00:55:21,408 --> 00:55:23,450
家公娶媳妇 真是笑话

792
00:55:23,617 --> 00:55:24,617
这是乱伦!

793
00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:27,075
管它什么伦都是人编出来的

794
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:28,408
这个镇我说了算

795
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,533
大哥尸骨未寒 你就纳小翠为妾?

796
00:55:30,658 --> 00:55:31,908
大哥死也不瞑目!

797
00:55:32,158 --> 00:55:36,700
操 谁说不瞑目?你来看看瞑不瞑目

798
00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:41,658
臭小子 活着我没捞着什么好处

799
00:55:41,658 --> 00:55:43,200
死了还要吓你爹!

800
00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:45,575
爹要这么做!我就走 永远也不回来!

801
00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:47,533
你说什么?住嘴!

802
00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:50,617
你们他妈的再张嘴 我就都饶不了你们!

803
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,033
铁捕头?

804
00:55:56,158 --> 00:55:57,408
你是什么人?

805
00:55:57,450 --> 00:55:59,658
刑部一级捕快铁中棠

806
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:00,992
来干什么?

807
00:56:01,033 --> 00:56:04,117
我奉命来追捕采阴补阳的妖道幻姬

808
00:56:04,158 --> 00:56:05,825
我怀疑她就在本镇!

809
00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:09,075
幻姬?她是什么人啊?

810
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,700
她得到一本叫本玉女心经的邪门秘笈

811
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:13,867
采阴补阳的功力极高

812
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,242
专门吸取女性元阴来加强功力

813
00:56:17,283 --> 00:56:19,325
已经有不少人遭到她的毒手!

814
00:56:19,658 --> 00:56:21,783
她会在附近继续作恶

815
00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:25,325
我怀疑你的二娘就是被幻姬害死的

816
00:56:25,575 --> 00:56:27,658
既然这样 还不他妈的抓她?

817
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:33,242
我怀疑你们新加入的成员 就是幻姬的化身

818
00:56:33,242 --> 00:56:34,575
什么?

819
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:35,783
谁呀

820
00:56:35,950 --> 00:56:37,575
你说  谁?

821
00:56:37,908 --> 00:56:40,325
谁呀?你说呀?

822
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:42,283
就是她!

823
00:56:42,325 --> 00:56:44,492
混帐!她手无搏鸡之力

824
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,033
会是凶手吗?

825
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,783
天下最毒的蛇都是五彩斑斓!非常吸引人!

826
00:56:49,825 --> 00:56:52,783
可是当你被它咬一口之后 你就知道它有多毒

827
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,658
到时候就太晚了

828
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,367
操 不知道你在说什么?

829
00:56:56,408 --> 00:56:59,450
小翠现在是我老婆 你碰她一根毫毛

830
00:56:59,492 --> 00:57:00,575
我就要你的命!

831
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,283
你真是冥顽不灵!

832
00:57:02,325 --> 00:57:04,658
这个镇上 我随时可以调动上千人

833
00:57:04,908 --> 00:57:07,200
就算你再能打 也跑不了

834
00:57:07,242 --> 00:57:08,158
想不想试试?

835
00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:10,283
我今天来不是要跟你打架

836
00:57:10,325 --> 00:57:13,450
当我有足够证据的时候 我会再来找你

837
00:57:14,825 --> 00:57:16,617
你自己好自为之吧

838
00:57:16,992 --> 00:57:18,992
小兄弟 离开这里会安全一点

839
00:57:19,408 --> 00:57:21,450
铁捕头 我跟你走

840
00:57:21,492 --> 00:57:24,033
死丫头 你竟敢不听我的话

841
00:57:24,033 --> 00:57:25,867
你跟他走 以后就别回来!

842
00:57:26,325 --> 00:57:28,033
有没有吓着你啊

843
00:57:28,075 --> 00:57:31,700
放心 有我在这 谁也不用怕

844
00:58:21,283 --> 00:58:23,742
小翠是你阿爹强娶的穷家女

845
00:58:23,783 --> 00:58:25,575
既然大家都觉得她可疑

846
00:58:25,617 --> 00:58:29,783
就到她家里质问她父母 说不定会有线索

847
00:58:31,367 --> 00:58:34,242
这儿好像没有什么人气呀?

848
00:58:49,033 --> 00:58:52,117
快去拿些药来

849
00:59:05,158 --> 00:59:07,075
小翠?

850
00:59:21,533 --> 00:59:23,408
尸体呀

851
00:59:27,742 --> 00:59:31,158
是三条干尸 看来已经死了好几个月了

852
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,325
你是说小翠她…

853
00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:34,783
看来真正的小翠和她的父母

854
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:36,867
早已经不在人世了

855
00:59:36,908 --> 00:59:38,700
你家里的那个小翠

856
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,283
是幻姬的化身

857
00:59:40,367 --> 00:59:42,200
她为了逃避我 躲到你家里

858
00:59:42,242 --> 00:59:43,617
修练玉女心经

859
00:59:43,658 --> 00:59:45,158
那爹不是很危险吗?

860
00:59:45,158 --> 00:59:46,950
马上回去

861
00:59:48,117 --> 00:59:49,200
怎么了?

862
00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:51,200
铁捕头 外面有埋伏

863
01:00:12,992 --> 01:00:14,283
爹!

864
01:00:16,867 --> 01:00:18,492
铁捕头 你怎么样?

865
01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:23,617
死丫头 你帮外人

866
01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:26,408
爹 你疯了?杀官差罪名很大的

867
01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:29,950
你滚开呀!死了就干净了

868
01:00:30,950 --> 01:00:32,950
怎么说我也不走 你连我也杀了吧

869
01:00:33,492 --> 01:00:35,450
铁捕头 我们走

870
01:00:35,992 --> 01:00:37,533
老爷 追不追啊?

871
01:00:37,575 --> 01:00:38,783
不用追了

872
01:00:38,825 --> 01:00:41,283
他中了娘子给我泡制的烈火箭

873
01:00:41,325 --> 01:00:43,658
半个时辰内没有女人跟他交合

874
01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,283
他就会爆阳而死

875
01:00:47,117 --> 01:00:50,492
老爷 小姐跟他在一起 怕不怕…

876
01:00:50,783 --> 01:00:52,533
当然不怕啦

877
01:00:52,575 --> 01:00:55,283
我女儿有贞操宝甲护身

878
01:00:55,325 --> 01:00:59,950
他能看 吃不着 死得更难受

879
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,408
好 我们回去

880
01:01:10,075 --> 01:01:12,908
这有间庙 我们进去避一避

881
01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:22,783
你怎么样?

882
01:01:22,825 --> 01:01:24,658
我全身像要裂开一样

883
01:01:25,158 --> 01:01:27,075
中的是毒箭

884
01:01:28,742 --> 01:01:29,658
毒箭?

885
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,283
爹从来不用毒箭的

886
01:01:31,450 --> 01:01:33,617
一定是幻姬教他用的

887
01:01:33,658 --> 01:01:34,992
是幻姬?

888
01:01:35,033 --> 01:01:37,950
那玉女心经可能有解毒的方法

889
01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:42,200
好热呀!好热呀!

890
01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:46,700
有了

891
01:01:46,742 --> 01:01:48,825
烈火箭乃天下至淫至毒的毒箭

892
01:01:48,867 --> 01:01:52,200
中者全身发热 阳物涨大

893
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,158
若是半个时辰之内

894
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,617
无女性与之交合 阴阳调和

895
01:01:56,658 --> 01:02:01,825
中者必将全身爆裂 阳具爆血而死

896
01:02:03,867 --> 01:02:05,617
好阴毒!

897
01:02:07,075 --> 01:02:09,825
我…我背你到妓院去

898
01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:11,325
来不及了

899
01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:13,867
西门小兄弟 你快走

900
01:02:13,908 --> 01:02:16,867
算我铁中棠命该如此

901
01:02:18,242 --> 01:02:20,783
好难受

902
01:02:27,242 --> 01:02:29,867
其实我是个女儿家

903
01:02:29,908 --> 01:02:31,658
是我把你救来的

904
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,242
我不能眼看着你死啊

905
01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:36,492
我要是不救你 就没有人能救你了

906
01:02:39,783 --> 01:02:43,367
可是我这身护甲 是打不开的

907
01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:47,492
我要借你的雁翔刀一用

908
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:54,867
不行 小兄弟 不…小姐 不行…

909
01:04:47,825 --> 01:04:49,825
小翠…

910
01:04:54,283 --> 01:04:56,533
小翠 出来呀

911
01:04:57,408 --> 01:04:58,242
相公回来啦

912
01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:01,658
那些王八蛋捕快全让我杀光了

913
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,408
相公真是智勇双全

914
01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:05,783
快上来 我们喝杯酒庆贺庆贺

915
01:05:06,117 --> 01:05:07,992
好啊

916
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:15,908
这是什么酒啊?又香又醇!

917
01:05:16,242 --> 01:05:18,908
是波斯来的蚀骨销魂酒

918
01:05:19,117 --> 01:05:22,783
喝完之后劲头十足 特别畅快

919
01:05:23,158 --> 01:05:27,617
那可得多喝点了 用壶干吧

920
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,242
真是痛快!

921
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,742
娘子 我们上床吧

922
01:06:06,617 --> 01:06:08,742
来呀 你来抓我吧

923
01:06:09,992 --> 01:06:12,408
好呀

924
01:06:20,325 --> 01:06:22,742
喂 别玩了 快过来吧

925
01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:24,408
我就不过来

926
01:06:24,617 --> 01:06:27,950
你看 像把剑一样 不方便了嘛

927
01:06:28,867 --> 01:06:30,575
我才不管呢

928
01:06:30,658 --> 01:06:32,408
好 你这是吊我胃口

929
01:06:32,408 --> 01:06:35,367
我可六亲不认 我要翻脸啦

930
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,492
翻脸又怎么样

931
01:06:38,325 --> 01:06:42,492
这种酒叫蚀骨销魂金枪不倒七日射血酒

932
01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:45,033
喝了会金枪不倒 不断交合

933
01:06:45,075 --> 01:06:46,992
七日之后会射血而死

934
01:06:47,408 --> 01:06:50,533
如果要是一柱香的时间都没有女人跟你交合

935
01:06:50,783 --> 01:06:52,492
你就会阳裂而死

936
01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:55,075
阳裂?就是屌断啊?

937
01:06:55,117 --> 01:06:58,992
这就是你贪淫好色的报应

938
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,825
不怕 还有三娘

939
01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:21,492
就剩半截了?

940
01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:31,450
好辛苦呀

941
01:07:31,492 --> 01:07:35,533
我要女人 我要女人呀!

942
01:07:35,575 --> 01:07:37,783
好辛苦呀…

943
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:41,658
好痛呀…

944
01:08:18,658 --> 01:08:19,700
原来你们在这

945
01:08:19,867 --> 01:08:25,325
怎么搞的?甩下我太不讲义气了

946
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,617
完了…

947
01:08:31,658 --> 01:08:33,825
护甲都劈开了 什么都完了

948
01:08:33,867 --> 01:08:35,575
我们没什么的

949
01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:40,742
小兄弟 阿柔已经是我的妻子

950
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:44,492
她舍身救我 我是绝对不会辜负她的

951
01:08:44,575 --> 01:08:45,700
我来迟一步

952
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:50,242
被你捷足先登了 你有种

953
01:08:50,658 --> 01:08:51,992
你别生气

954
01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:54,450
这玉女心经我看过了

955
01:08:54,492 --> 01:08:57,450
知道幻姬练的是采阴补阳之术

956
01:08:57,492 --> 01:08:59,283
一到雷电交加之夜

957
01:08:59,283 --> 01:09:01,117
就会淫兴大发

958
01:09:01,158 --> 01:09:05,200
幻化男女双身吸取元阳元阴

959
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:07,575
到达极乐境界之时

960
01:09:07,617 --> 01:09:09,242
也是最软弱的时候

961
01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:11,533
我需要你合作

962
01:09:12,658 --> 01:09:15,033
你和阿柔回到西门山庄

963
01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:16,242
对付幻姬

964
01:09:16,617 --> 01:09:19,075
老实说 你说的话我不相信

965
01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:22,367
我要你帮忙 你帮不帮?

966
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,783
帮

967
01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:25,742
大个子

968
01:09:25,783 --> 01:09:29,408
你也要我帮忙吗?

969
01:09:30,158 --> 01:09:34,283
娘子 你回去 凡事要小心

970
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:54,325
夫人 夫人

971
01:09:54,367 --> 01:09:55,533
什么事?

972
01:09:55,575 --> 01:09:59,242
夫人 小姐跟花道少爷回来了

973
01:09:59,325 --> 01:10:01,950
真的?

974
01:10:02,492 --> 01:10:03,575
我爹他

975
01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:08,075
你爹得了急病 三天前已经去世了

976
01:10:08,575 --> 01:10:09,533
其他人呢?

977
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,450
全都跑了

978
01:10:11,617 --> 01:10:13,367
现在剩下我一个人

979
01:10:13,408 --> 01:10:15,700
没人为我作主

980
01:10:15,908 --> 01:10:17,867
我和花道在这儿住几天

981
01:10:17,908 --> 01:10:20,533
一切后事 就由他打点

982
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,825
谢谢花相公

983
01:10:26,117 --> 01:10:31,075
以后西门家 就只剩下我们两个相依为命

984
01:11:20,283 --> 01:11:22,325
喂 不许偷看

985
01:11:22,367 --> 01:11:25,450
没有 我脖子很酸 活动一下嘛

986
01:11:25,992 --> 01:11:28,117
叫你把风 你干嘛看着我呀?

987
01:11:28,158 --> 01:11:29,158
外面鬼影也没有

988
01:11:29,158 --> 01:11:31,575
天天洗澡洗两个时辰你不累吗?

989
01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:33,325
我感觉今天晚上一定有事

990
01:11:33,492 --> 01:11:35,075
闪电闪个不停的

991
01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:36,950
每次雷电交回就会有事发生

992
01:11:37,283 --> 01:11:39,658
我才不信铁中棠的话呢

993
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:42,283
为了替爹报仇 我什么都愿意做

994
01:11:42,325 --> 01:11:43,825
别把气氛弄得那么悲壮

995
01:11:43,867 --> 01:11:45,242
我都想撒尿了

996
01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:48,575
那你先出去吧 你出去我才可以出来嘛

997
01:11:48,617 --> 01:11:50,575
好吧

998
01:12:13,575 --> 01:12:15,700
花相公

999
01:12:19,950 --> 01:12:21,908
你去撒尿还带着刀啊

1000
01:12:22,117 --> 01:12:23,533
难道怕别人强奸你?

1001
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:27,158
不…不是 我是怕狗

1002
01:12:27,325 --> 01:12:29,617
我小时候撒尿经常被狗咬

1003
01:12:30,325 --> 01:12:34,242
你怎么这么晚了还不睡呢 是不是怕我…?

1004
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:36,825
不是 当然不是 我怎么会怕你呢?

1005
01:12:36,992 --> 01:12:38,867
那么你怎么不睡觉?

1006
01:12:40,242 --> 01:12:44,908
你看 雷电交回 风又大 我很害怕呀

1007
01:12:45,617 --> 01:12:49,617
怕什么?你回房里 被子盖着头就不会怕了

1008
01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:53,033
我连回房间也害怕

1009
01:12:53,075 --> 01:12:55,575
老爷就死在我房间里

1010
01:12:55,617 --> 01:12:57,533
他死的时候样子挺吓人的

1011
01:12:57,658 --> 01:13:01,825
两眼凸出来 很害怕 不过你陪我回房间去

1012
01:13:01,908 --> 01:13:04,117
我回房间了

1013
01:13:05,075 --> 01:13:07,658
我真的很害怕

1014
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,617
你陪我回房间睡吧

1015
01:13:10,075 --> 01:13:11,242
陪你睡?

1016
01:13:11,283 --> 01:13:13,492
是呀

1017
01:13:13,533 --> 01:13:15,200
你不怕我…?

1018
01:13:15,242 --> 01:13:19,533
不怕 你是正人君子 我怎么会怕呢

1019
01:13:19,825 --> 01:13:22,783
算你有眼光

1020
01:13:25,742 --> 01:13:28,908
这么正点 要说他是男人变的

1021
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,492
怎么说我也不信

1022
01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:34,617
那你答应了

1023
01:13:35,617 --> 01:13:41,325
大丈夫 护花有责 在下恭敬不如从命

1024
01:13:56,950 --> 01:14:00,992
小翠你怎么了?怎么哭了?

1025
01:14:01,617 --> 01:14:04,658
我怕 我怕你看不起我

1026
01:14:05,492 --> 01:14:06,117
怎么会呢?

1027
01:14:06,283 --> 01:14:07,533
你会的

1028
01:14:08,033 --> 01:14:13,075
因为我连嫁了两个男人 而且他们都死于非命

1029
01:14:13,117 --> 01:14:18,117
人家一定会说我是扫帚星 克夫命

1030
01:14:19,908 --> 01:14:22,575
我两次嫁人都是被逼的

1031
01:14:22,617 --> 01:14:25,033
只要找到我喜欢的男人真心爱我一夜

1032
01:14:25,242 --> 01:14:29,283
我就为他死

1033
01:14:29,783 --> 01:14:32,367
你不要说这样的话

1034
01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:39,283
花相公 如果我说 你是我喜欢的男人

1035
01:14:39,325 --> 01:14:42,408
你会不会觉得…我很下贱

1036
01:14:43,075 --> 01:14:45,283
不会 怎么会呢?

1037
01:14:45,533 --> 01:14:47,575
你会不会爱我一夜呢

1038
01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:50,200
助人为快乐之本

1039
01:14:50,242 --> 01:14:53,825
陪你一夜 我绝对愿意

1040
01:15:06,783 --> 01:15:08,825
小弟弟 委屈你那么久

1041
01:15:09,033 --> 01:15:12,367
今晚让你好好乐一乐 对得起你了吧

1042
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:14,908
花相公 我很冷呀!

1043
01:15:15,283 --> 01:15:18,200
不要紧 盖床被子吧!

1044
01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:41,367
用力呀…!

1045
01:15:48,492 --> 01:15:52,408
为什么突然那么大的劲啊?

1046
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:55,617
为什么里面好像有东西要把我推出来一样啊?

1047
01:15:56,242 --> 01:15:58,617
这个姿势不行啊

1048
01:15:59,617 --> 01:16:01,450
喂 你拿什么插我啊

1049
01:16:01,992 --> 01:16:03,367
痛啊…

1050
01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:06,283
救命呀…

1051
01:16:07,533 --> 01:16:09,533
放手…

1052
01:16:09,742 --> 01:16:10,450
救命呀…

1053
01:16:11,075 --> 01:16:14,367
小弟弟 放烟雾…

1054
01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:25,325
救命呀 放手…

1055
01:16:28,825 --> 01:16:31,367
救命呀!

1056
01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:37,700
妖孽 受死

1057
01:16:44,158 --> 01:16:44,950
怎么样 没事吧?

1058
01:16:45,117 --> 01:16:46,033
没事

1059
01:16:46,033 --> 01:16:47,158
怎么会这样?

1060
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,325
果然不出我所料

1061
01:16:48,367 --> 01:16:49,742
她吸取那么多元阴

1062
01:16:49,783 --> 01:16:52,158
现在还想吸你的元阳

1063
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,742
你拿我做饵

1064
01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:56,450
只怪你好色之过 受不住迷惑

1065
01:16:56,492 --> 01:16:59,992
你最好找个地方躲起来 我去收拾它

1066
01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:02,742
你去哪?

1067
01:17:02,783 --> 01:17:04,617
我怎么办呀?

1068
01:17:49,658 --> 01:17:51,617
铁中棠 怎么样 摆平了没有?

1069
01:17:51,658 --> 01:17:52,533
被她跑了

1070
01:17:52,658 --> 01:17:53,533
那怎么办?

1071
01:17:53,658 --> 01:17:56,783
你去看着阿柔 啊…

1072
01:18:03,075 --> 01:18:04,325
想抓我?

1073
01:18:04,367 --> 01:18:06,950
铁中棠 你受死吧

1074
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:35,117
淫人妻子那么开心

1075
01:18:35,158 --> 01:18:38,367
那我这就去淫你最喜欢的女人

1076
01:18:38,492 --> 01:18:42,408
享乐玩了回来我再淫你

1077
01:18:42,408 --> 01:18:45,075
你就慢慢的等着吧…

1078
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,742
这杯酒 你爹喝了以后就爆阳死了

1079
01:19:03,783 --> 01:19:05,367
现在该你喝了

1080
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:09,450
你喝下去之后 会欲仙欲死

1081
01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:12,033
然后我和你交合

1082
01:19:12,033 --> 01:19:14,283
大家就会有极大的乐趣

1083
01:19:14,492 --> 01:19:16,033
到你高潮的时候

1084
01:19:16,367 --> 01:19:18,617
我就吸尽你的元阴

1085
01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:22,367
让你在极乐中死去

1086
01:19:38,617 --> 01:19:39,700
你有感觉了吧?

1087
01:19:40,075 --> 01:19:43,283
你的脸开始发烫 下面开始湿了

1088
01:20:26,575 --> 01:20:28,033
怎样呀?

1089
01:20:28,075 --> 01:20:29,783
我练成了玉女心经

1090
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,825
就成为雌雄同体

1091
01:20:31,867 --> 01:20:35,867
可以是最美丽的女人 也可以是最粗矿的男人

1092
01:20:36,450 --> 01:20:41,992
我的阳物会令你享受到欲仙欲死的极乐滋味

1093
01:20:44,325 --> 01:20:47,450
亲亲我的波

1094
01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:08,825
亲我…

1095
01:21:14,242 --> 01:21:17,533
往下一点…

1096
01:21:32,575 --> 01:21:35,992
不要呀 不要

1097
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,325
自从盘古开天僻地以来

1098
01:21:53,533 --> 01:21:54,992
就是靠这件阳物

1099
01:21:54,992 --> 01:21:58,200
为男女之间带来无数极乐的日子

1100
01:21:58,242 --> 01:21:59,575
你要极乐境界

1101
01:21:59,617 --> 01:22:04,200
就要好好的爱护它 亲近它

1102
01:22:05,117 --> 01:22:07,200
天下妇人都是这样

1103
01:22:07,242 --> 01:22:09,408
开始的时候都说不要

1104
01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:13,325
到后来 就只剩下一个好字

1105
01:22:17,158 --> 01:22:18,408
我很舒服

1106
01:22:18,450 --> 01:22:20,367
很开心

1107
01:22:20,408 --> 01:22:22,117
原来男女交合

1108
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,867
可以有这么大的快乐

1109
01:22:24,908 --> 01:22:29,033
可是玉女心经里面有几页提到 采阴补阳

1110
01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:30,492
胜负生死

1111
01:22:30,533 --> 01:22:33,908
分别在于某一方先到达极乐境界

1112
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:36,700
女方先到 元阴被男方摄去

1113
01:22:37,158 --> 01:22:40,908
男方先泄 元阳就尽归女方

1114
01:22:40,950 --> 01:22:41,742
我不可以先到

1115
01:22:41,908 --> 01:22:44,242
我要忍

1116
01:22:47,117 --> 01:22:49,783
你爹自命淫尽天下妻女

1117
01:22:49,908 --> 01:22:51,700
却无人敢淫他的妻女

1118
01:22:51,742 --> 01:22:54,617
现在他的妻女 都被我淫尽了

1119
01:22:54,658 --> 01:22:56,992
真是天理循环

1120
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:04,908
这个女子的肌肤滑不溜手

1121
01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:06,158
玉门紧凑

1122
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:09,075
跟她交合真是至高境界

1123
01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:10,658
我很想泄

1124
01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:13,950
可是我一定要守住元阳 元阳一泄

1125
01:23:14,158 --> 01:23:17,450
我采补女性元阴九十八人积聚的功力

1126
01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:19,450
就会一朝丧尽

1127
01:23:20,825 --> 01:23:23,783
我要换蝉附翼的姿势

1128
01:24:07,033 --> 01:24:09,075
我的快感愈来愈强了

1129
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,492
不行 我要反客为主

1130
01:24:11,533 --> 01:24:12,992
让她先泄

1131
01:24:13,033 --> 01:24:14,867
反摄她的元阳

1132
01:24:14,908 --> 01:24:17,908
不然我就会被她吸尽元阴而死

1133
01:24:17,950 --> 01:24:21,117
我要用观音坐莲这一招

1134
01:24:35,992 --> 01:24:39,908
我要赢 我耍打败她为爹报仇

1135
01:24:47,117 --> 01:24:49,325
真舒服呀

1136
01:25:28,033 --> 01:25:29,533
我不能让她继续

1137
01:25:29,575 --> 01:25:31,492
我要泄了

1138
01:25:32,783 --> 01:25:33,825
真的很舒服呀

1139
01:25:34,158 --> 01:25:35,825
我要泄了

1140
01:25:37,117 --> 01:25:38,700
我要泄了

1141
01:25:52,325 --> 01:25:53,825
你输了

1142
01:25:53,867 --> 01:25:56,242
你想不到我也学了玉女心经吧

1143
01:25:56,283 --> 01:25:59,033
你的元阳已经被我吸尽了

1144
01:26:11,367 --> 01:26:16,325
想不到你会死在铁中棠的雁翔刀之下

1145
01:26:18,283 --> 01:26:20,158
你没事吧

1146
01:26:46,033 --> 01:26:48,700
走吧 我们走了

1147
01:26:50,075 --> 01:26:51,908
来

1148
01:26:55,617 --> 01:26:57,908
西门坚他不信因果

1149
01:26:57,950 --> 01:26:59,450
坚持行淫

1150
01:26:59,492 --> 01:27:01,325
结果妻子儿女

1151
01:27:01,367 --> 01:27:03,783
全部被幻姬所淫

1152
01:27:03,992 --> 01:27:06,367
只有西门柔宅心仁厚

1153
01:27:06,533 --> 01:27:07,575
虽然失身

1154
01:27:07,783 --> 01:27:09,575
但是逃出生天

1155
01:27:09,617 --> 01:27:13,783
因果之说 真是信不信由人