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- Besh daqiqadan so'ng jonli efirga chiqamiz, do'stlar.
-[ekipaj a'zosi] Yo'l qo'ying.

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Kimdir o'rtacha yog'ingarchilikni aniqlaydi
Bora Bora shahrida.

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Buni qilganingiz uchun sizga katta rahmat.

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Hey, buning juda ko'p afzalliklari bor
katta mashhurning qiz do'sti bo'lish.

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Bu tirsak bo'lishdan ko'ra ko'proq

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chiqib keta olmadilar
US Weekly jurnalida qizil gilamda suratga olingan.

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- Men o'sha tirsak bo'ldim.
-Salom, bizda nima bor?

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Demak, bilasiz
o'yin qanday o'ynadi, to'g'rimi?

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Ishonchim komilki, men uni olaman.
Bu qanchalik qiyin bo'lishi mumkin?

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Siz davolanishni o'qimadingizmi?
Men sizga faks bilan yubordim.

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Mening yomon, bizning faks mashinamiz
rozetkaga ulanmagan.

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BoJack, bu bizning birinchi namoyishimiz

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va narsalar juda muhim
bugun kechqurun muammosiz yugur.

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Aytmoqchimanki, sizga ahamiyat bermaysizmi?
umuman bu haqda?

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Azizim, yo'q. Menimcha, bu ahmoqlik
va hammaning vaqtini behuda sarflash.

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Lekin sen mening qiz do'stimsan
va men sizga g'amxo'rlik qilaman.

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- Demak men shu yerdaman.
-Xop. Oyoqni sindirish.

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[ovozli] Men, men, men. Mening, mening, mening.
Ta'zim-voy-voy-voy.

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Yaxshi bola, yaxshi bola.

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Mayli, hammasi shu.
Haqiqat lahzasi.

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Endi bu xudoning qo'lida.

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Va keyingi 30 daqiqada,
Men o'sha Xudoman.

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-Men sizga iPad oldim, xonim.
- Yo'q, rahmat, Mia.

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Men hali ham o‘z yo‘limda ishlayapman
texnologiyaning so'nggi 30 yili.

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Hozir men Palm Pilot dasturidaman.

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Lekin siz bizning ikkinchi ekran ilovamizdan foydalanishingiz mumkin
tomoshabinlar nima deyishini ko'rish uchun

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efirga uzatilayotgan shou haqida.

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Oh, zo'r,
Men bunday ahmoqona gaplarni yaxshi ko'raman. Ooh.

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Oh, siz shunchaki teging.

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Salom, men Mo'ylovli Toddman.
Oddiy Todd kabi, lekin mo'ylovli.

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Quloq soling, men birinchi bo'lib bitirganim yo'q
nufuzli universitetdagi sinfim,

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da pog'onadan ko'tariladi
elita yangiliklar tashkiloti,

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taniqli mukofotni qo'lga kiritish,
dengizda hech qachon kasal bo'lmang

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va mening ismim Mia MakKibben,
Men sizning bema'ni gaplaringiz bilan shug'ullanishim uchun.

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-[xirg'adi]
-Todd, Soch va bo'yanishdan saqlaning.

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Lekin u erda menga yoqadi.

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Sochlarimni tarashadi va menga ertak aytib berishadi
ularning dam olish kunlari haqida.

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Katta burunli Todd kulgili emas edi,
Zombi Todd kulgili emas edi,

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Chiroyli xonim Todd kulgili emas edi,

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va bu kulgili emas.
Endi bema'nilik yo'q.

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Men bo'lganimda,
Biz buni "Todd-ahmoqlik" deb ataymiz.

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Biz buni, albatta, demaymiz.

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Hamma eshiting.

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Siz bu kechaning bir qismisiz
sizdan kattaroq.

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Bu har birimizdan kattaroq.

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Barchangizni birgalikda ishlashingizni kutaman.

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Lekin men ham sizlardan biringizni kutaman
qolganlardan yuqori bo'ladi.

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Va bu ajoyib shaxs
bu qalamni oladi.

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Ana shu qalam orqali qonim oqdi

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Tomning nurini baland ko'taring,
Sahifada duradgorlar.

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Bundan tashqari, u to'rt xil rangga ega.

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Qora, qizil, ko'k
va negadir yashil.

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Kechaning oxiriga kelib,

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bu qalam hadya qilinadi
eng munosib odam.

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Chunki bundan ortiq hech narsa yo'q
televizordan ham muhim,

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va undan muhimroq hech kim
bu televizorni yaratgan odamlar.

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- Endi ishga kirishamiz.
-[AD] Va besh, to'rt,

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-uch, ikki...
-[J.D.] Showtime.

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[♪♪]

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-[tomoshabinlar olqishlash]
-[dinamiklar orqali jonli musiqa yangraydi]

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[diktor] Tarixdan jonli
Quyosh botishi chizig'idagi Studio 60,

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J.D. Salinger taqdim etadi:

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Hollivu yulduzlari va mashhurlari,
Ular nimani bilishadi?

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Ular narsalarni bilishadimi?
Keling, bilib olaylik!

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[uylaydi]

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Oh. Yaxshi! Qani boshladik.

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Bu olomonni tinglang.

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Agar ular buni shunchalik yo'qotsalar
janob Peanutbutter uchun,

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ular nimaga borishlarini tasavvur qila olasizmi?
haqiqiy mashhur uchun nima qilish kerak?

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Hey, bu janob Peanutbutterning shousi.
shuning uchun yaxshi bo'ling.

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Yaxshi deganda, mehribon demoqchimisiz?

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Yoki, masalan,
ko'p kasal kuyishlarni etkazib berish,

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tomoshabinlar ketishi uchun,
"Yaxshi."

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Birinchisi. Shubhasiz, birinchi.

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Bugun kechqurun biz eski savolga javob beramiz:

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"Gollivu yulduzlari va mashhurlari,
ular nimani bilishadi?

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Ular narsalarni bilishadimi?
Keling, bilib olaylik!"

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-[tomoshabinlar olqishlash]
-[musiqa rezyumelari]

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Va endi bizning birinchi mehmonimiz.

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Siz uni yoshligidan bilasiz
Atrofda yurib,

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uning "The View"da mast holda ko'rinishi,

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va uning eng ko'p sotilgan kitobi,
bu BoJack Horseman.

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-[tomoshabinlar olqishlash]
-[BoJack kuladi]

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Mana siz. Ahvoling yaxshimi?

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-BoJack, xush kelibsiz.
- Bu erda bo'lish juda yaxshi.

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Kechirasiz, bo'sh suhbatga vaqt yo'q,
chunki biz kirdik

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- Kichkina suhbat.
- Endi nima?

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[dinamiklar orqali dramatik musiqa ijro etiladi]

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Soat bo'yicha o'ttiz soniya.
BoJack, yaxshimisiz?

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- Yaxshimi?
- To'g'ri.

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- Kechagi o'yinni ko'rdingizmi?
-Yo'q, kuzatmayman...

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-[Yong'oq yog'i] Oh.
-[qo'ng'iroq tovushi]

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Oh, kechirasiz.
Bu yerda siz o'yinni ko'rgansiz, deyiladi.

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[qo'ng'iroq tovushi]

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-Qanday o'yin?
-[J.D.] Birinchi kamera tayyormisiz? Birinchi kamera.

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Siz menga ayting.
Siz buni ko'rgan odamsiz.

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-[tomoshabinlar kuladi]
-Yo'q...

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-[ayol qichqiradi] Xudo, yo'q!
-[BoJack nafas oladi]

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-Nima...?
- Bu shovqin degani

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birinchi vaqtingiz keldi
Umumiy bilimga oid savol.

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Tomoshabinlar, BoJack narsalarni biladimi?

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[tomoshabinlar] Keling, bilib olaylik!

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BoJack, o'rtacha nima
Bora Boradagi yillik yog'ingarchilik?

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-Uh, bu umumiy bilimmi?
- Bu biz so'ragan o'rtacha ko'rsatkich.

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-Bilmayman, yetti?
- Noto'g'ri! Juda noto'g'ri.

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Voy, Bora Bora haqida gap ketganda,

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Ehtimol, bu mashhur odam kerak
ko'proq o'rganganlar-a.

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[J.D.]
Ha, janob Peanutbutter. O'ldirishga boring.

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- Bu unchalik ko'rinmaydi...
-[ayol] Ularning hammasi o'lgan!

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Men ularning o'limini ko'rdim!

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-Nima...?
- Oh. Bu tovush degani

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toifangizni tanlash vaqti keldi.

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"Trigonometriya." "Ilg'or fizika",
va "Janob Peanutbutter bilan filmlarda".

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Bilan kinolarda
Janob peanutbutter.

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Yaxshi tanlov. J.J.ni ko'rgandan keyin. Abrams
Star Trek qayta ishga tushirildi, men uni chaqirdimmi:

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A, "Sezgilar uchun vizual bayram",

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B, "Vaqt o'tgan jozibali lark
va kosmik "

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C, "Eng yaxshi Zachary Quinto filmi
hamma vaqt "

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yoki D, "Yuqoridagilarning barchasi"?

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-D deymanmi?
-Oh, javob A va B edi.

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Men qilardim-da
C bilan ham rozi bo'ling.

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Shuning uchun men janob Peanutbutterga aytdim
Men uni bu yerga haydagan bo'lardim,

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va men bilgan keyingi narsa,
Men yordamchi prodyuserman.

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Meni ahmoq. Men Stenfordga bordim.

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Keyingi safar men buni sinab ko'raman
Men katta ahmoqman

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kim tasodifan do'st bo'ladi
janob Peanutbutter bilan.

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-Ha.
- Zo'r.

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Xo'sh, meni tomosha qilishdan zavqlaning
bu qalamni yutib oling.

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Menga qalam kerak emas.

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Men har qanday Chilida bola bilan kira olaman
12 yoshgacha va rangli qalamlarni bepul oling.

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Siz tushunmaysiz.

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Agar Salinger sizga qalamini bersa,
bu sizning biror narsaga loyiq ekanligingizni anglatadi.

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Bu sizning jiddiy odam ekanligingizni anglatadi
kim joylarga boradi.

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Aslida, bilasizmi?
Bu haqda tashvishlanmang. Bu siz uchun emas.

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[ingrab]

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Men yadroviy sintez bilan boraman.

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-[qo'ng'iroq tovushi]
-Oh, javob Misr.

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Yo'nalishli issiqlik lampalarini yoqing.
Ha, albatta.

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Keling, uni chindan ham terlaylik.

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Buni olmaganingizdan hayron bo'ldim,

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chunki siz mutaxassissiz
de-Nil haqida gap ketganda.

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Tez taassurot. [ichimliklar]
"Men spirtli emasman."

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[kuladi] Siz buni yaxshi ko'rasiz.

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Oh, ha, King Muttdan juda yaxshi
bu yerda. Men haqmanmi?

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Bilasizmi, King Tut kabi?

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Chunki biz Misr haqida gapiryapmizmi?
Janob peanutbutter esa ahmoq, shuning uchun...

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Siz yomon.

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Men sariq laboratoriyaman, BoJack.

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-Bugun kechqurun bitta narsani to'g'ri tushunishingiz mumkin.
-[tomoshabinlar kuladi]

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Qanday bo'lmasin, keling, bir oz vaqt ajrataylik
ajoyib sharhlarni ko'rish uchun

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davom etib keldik
bizning ikkinchi ekran ilovamiz,

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endi yuklab olish mumkin.

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Va biz chiqdik.
O'n besh soniya, hamma.

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-Hoy, ahvolim qanday?
- Sen qandaydir ahmoqsan.

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Hey, biz hozir Toni Romadamizmi?

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Chunki juda ko'p
Bu yerda qovurg'alar ketmoqda.

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Men sizni xafa qilmayman.
Men sizga aytaman, siz...

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- Va biz uch, ikki...
-[musiqa o'ynaydi]

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Qaytib xush kelibsiz.

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BoJack Horseman shouga tushadimi?
tarix bizning eng yomon raqibimiz sifatida?

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Hozircha, ha.

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[tomoshabinlar kulib]

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Voy. J.D., odamlar bu shouni yaxshi ko'rishadi.

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Ular buni ko'rmaguncha kuting.
Mia, bomba tashlashga tayyorlaning.

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[ayol] Yuqoridan o'lim!
[Bojak nafas oladi]

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Uh-oh. Bu ovoz vaqti keldi degani
"da" bombasini tashlash.

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Ha, odamlar, men "da" dedim, "the" emas.

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Men aytmoqchi bo'lgan narsa,
bu ijobiy bomba.

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Tomoshabinlar, keling...

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[tomoshabinlar] Bomba tashlang!

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Hammangiz mashq qildingizmi?
spektakldan oldin, chunki...

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Xonimlar va janoblar, bizda bor
bizning kichkina mashhurimiz bilan biroz qiziqarli.

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Ammo endi, keling, bizning buyuk mashhurimiz bilan tanishaylik.

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- Katta mashhurmi?
- Salom ayting...

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- Daniel Radklif!
- Salom, men Daniel Radklifman. Salom.

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-Yo Xudo! Bu Daniel Radcliffe!
-[tomoshabinlar olqishlash]

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Bizning buyuk mashhurimiz nima ekanligini bilib olamiz
bu tanaffusdan keyin darhol biladi.

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[BoJack ingladi]

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Va biz chiqdik.
Oh, biz hozir pishiramiz.

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Hey, sen, ajoyib ish qilyapsan.

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Men 100 foiz tomosha qilmayman

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chunki men juda ovoraman
ikkinchi ekran tajribasida,

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lekin shunga ko'ra
ikkinchi ekran tajribasi,

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boshqa odamlar shouni yaxshi ko'rishadi.

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Menga aytmadingiz
yana bir mashhur kishi bo'lardi.

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Xo'sh, men bu kelishini bilmasdim

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lekin Dong-Slinger-420 ismli yigit
ajablanib yoqdi.

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U: “Ikki dong yuqoriga” dedi.

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Boshqa kattaroq haqida hech narsa aytilmagan
faks yuborgan hujjatdagi mashhur?

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Men uni o'qiy olmadim. Mening faks mashinam
uni kichik chiziqlar bilan kesib oling.

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- Bu maydalagichga o'xshaydi.
-Xo'sh, men uni sizga maydalab qo'yganman shekilli.

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-[iPad jiringlaydi]
- Men bu bilan shug'ullanishim kerak.

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Agar men ushbu ilova bilan aloqa qilmasam
har 80 soniyada,

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u mening kredit kartamdan besh dollar oladi.
Seni sevaman.

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[mimirlab] Eh... siz ham.

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Siz bazani olasizmi?
biroz kamroq rangparmi?

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-Hey, Daniel, sizni ko'rganimdan xursandman.
- Muxlis bilan uchrashishdan doim xursandman.

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-Yo'q, kechirasiz, men aktyor emasman, uh-- Men aktyorman.
- Oh, sizga yaxshi.

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Bu dahshatli biznes
lekin o'sha erda turing.

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Yo'q, men allaqachon u erda osilganman.
Men BoJack Horsemanmanmi?

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Biz aslida oldin uchrashganmiz.

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00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:42,830
Kris Martinning bayram kechasidami?
Chekish uchun tashqariga chiqdikmi?

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- Kris Martindan uzoqlashish uchunmi?
-Hu.

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Siz ochdingiz
muvaffaqiyat qo'rquvingiz haqida?

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Men sizga maslahat berdimmi?

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Siz meni haqiqiy do'st deb aytdingiz
va siz meni hech qachon unutmaysizmi?

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Va siz ismingizni aytdingiz
Chadwick Boseman edi?

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- BoJack Horseman.
-Oh, kechirasiz.

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Men kabi mashhur bo'lganingda,
siz juda ko'p odamlarni uchratasiz.

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Kechirasiz, sizlar suratga tushishingiz kerak.

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Siz ikkinchi sartarosh edingiz
Ellen shousida yordamchi

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taxminan besh yil oldin.
Veronika, to'g'rimi?

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-Ha, shunday.
-Oxiri onangizning bayrami qanday o'tdi?

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Va biz besh, to'rtdan keyin qaytamiz,
uch, ikki...

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Demak, siz hech qachon bitta demaysiz, a?

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-Xush kelibsiz, Amerika.
-[erkak] Biz seni sevamiz, Doniyor.

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[kuladi] Men ham shunday. Keling, tomosha qilaylik
mashhurlarimiz ketadi... Tomoshabinlarmi?

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[barchasi] Boshga!

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Ular buni qanday bilishlari mumkin edi?

220
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- Bu birinchi epizod, shunday emasmi?
-[J.D. kuladi]

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Qo'g'irchoqlar qarsak chaladi
qo'g'irchoq ustasi iplarni tortganda.

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Salom. Jiddiy,
Going-Places Todd sizning xizmatingizda.

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Hey, senga qara, hamma kiyingan
Dipshit mukofotlari uchun.

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Sizga ruxsat berilmaganligini bilasiz
Soch va bo'yanish bo'yicha.

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- Rolikli konkidamisiz?
- Men Heelys kiyaman.

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Ular g'ildirakli poyabzal,
samaradorlik maqsadida.

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-Endi men tezroq jiddiyroq bo'lishim mumkin.
-Siz ham tezroq hech qaerga ketolmaysiz.

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Men professional ekanimni ko'raman...

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Yo'q!

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-[qo'ng'iroq tovushi]
- Oh, BoJack.

231
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,570
Yana bir noqulay
noto'g'ri javob,

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ballingizni pasaytiradi
80 ball va 12 dollar.

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Nega o'ynaymiz
ham ball, ham dollar uchunmi?

234
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,660
-Oh, qiyin tanaffus, B.J.Novak!
-Mening ismim...

235
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,540
Navbatdagi savolimiz janob Radkliffga.

236
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:14,840
"Qaysi rang keladi
ko'k va sariq kombinatsiyasi?"

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Men buni aslida bilaman.

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Men ulg'ayganimda,
qo'shnim rassom edi.

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Uning kvartirasiga tashrif buyurganimni eslayman
va uning ishini tomosha qilish.

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Ba'zan u aralashib ketardi
sariq bo'yoq bilan ko'k bo'yoq

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va u butunlay yangi rangga aylandi.

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Va bu odam Benksi edi.
Va bu rang yashil edi.

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- Yakuniy javob.
- To'g'ri!

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Siz topdingiz
aylanish uchun borish imkoniyati

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00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,520
bizning Kia Sportage naqd pul olish stendimizda.

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00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:37,440
[tomoshabinlar olqishlari]

247
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,320
Oh, ajoyib.

248
00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:42,740
Doniyor kabinada bo'lganida,
BoJack, sizda inshoga savol bor.

249
00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:44,990
-Nima?
- Podiumingizda ko'k kitob topasiz.

250
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,040
“Feodalizm qay darajada edi
Frantsuz inqilobining sababi?"

251
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,700
- Kutib turing, siz xizmatkormisiz... Oh!
- Va ket!

252
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,870
BoJack ishlayotganda,
harakatni ko'rib chiqamiz

253
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,670
-Kia Sportage Cash Grab Booth kameramizda.
-[tomoshabinlar olqishlaydi]

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00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,710
- Salom, chempion.
-Bu yerda nima qilyapsiz?

255
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,960
Men insho yozishga harakat qilyapman.

256
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,720
Sizdan hol-ahvol so‘ragani keldim

257
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va keyin sizga aytish uchun
siz unchalik yaxshi ish qilmayapsiz.

258
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,720
Nega olaman
qiyin savollar,

259
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,970
Sehrgar bola o'sha erda
faqat ranglarni bilish kerak

260
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,970
va tom ma'noda yupqa havodan naqd qatnashdi?

261
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,940
[Daniel kuladi] Besh! Bu juda oson!

262
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,480
O'ylaymanki, men sizga yordam bera olaman.
Sizga bir voqeani aytib beraman.

263
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,480
Yil 2003 yil edi

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va negadir hamma shunday edi
to'satdan poker o'ynash.

265
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,410
O'sha paytdagi tegishli Vilmer Valderrama
haftalik qanday-do-yo-do-do-yo'l-yo'riqlarini o'tkazardi

266
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va barcha yulduzlar
hiyla-nayranglarini ko'rsatish uchun chiqdi.

267
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:33,170
Lyusi Louless, Lyusi Liu bor edi.
Lori Laflin, Liza Loeb,

268
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,080
Freyzerdan kelgan it,
va stol boshida?

269
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:39,800
Katta pulning o'zi, janob Peanutbutter.

270
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,210
Voy. Voy-oh.

271
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:43,340
“Mana, bir rube”, deb o‘yladim.

272
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[kuladi]

273
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:48,310
Ammo Lady Luckning boshqa rejalari bor edi.

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Bilasanmi,
Yozadigan inshom bor,

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shuning uchun agar bu cho'qqilar haqida bo'lmasa
Frantsiya hukmron sinfining qulashi -

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Ammo keyin ko'rdim, bolaning aytgani bor edi.

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00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,190
Menimcha, bu hikoya juda ko'p edi
undagi keraksiz tafsilotlar.

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00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,700
Eshiting. Siz diqqat bilan qarashingiz kerak,
bu nozik,

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lekin u hayajonlanganda, uning quloqlari doimo
Shunday qilib, bir oz pastga tushing va uni bering.

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00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,660
Xo'sh, bu ajablanarli emas. Yigit bo'ldi
butun karerasini yuqoriga siljiydi.

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00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,580
Mm-hm. Quloqlarni tomosha qiling.

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00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,290
[shox uradi]

283
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,500
Vaqt tugadi, Daniel.

284
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:24,050
Voy, D dan R ga o'xshaydi
Cliffe reklamasiga

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faqat qo'lga kiritdi 54,000 bonus dollar.

286
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:31,060
Va BoJack zo'rg'a o'tib ketdi
uning dissertatsiya bayonoti.

287
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[tomoshabinlar kuladi]

288
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,560
[tomoq tozalaydi]
"Urushdan vayron bo'lgan qit'a,

289
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chekinish bilan birga
cherkovning dunyoviy hayotdan ... "

290
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,440
- Va keyin to'xtaydimi?
-[tomoshabinlar kuladi]

291
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,360
Oh, bu qimmatga tushadi
sizga jiddiy peso.

292
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,450
Lekin birinchi navbatda, vaqt keldi
Bizning Ko'p Tanlovli Buzz-In Raund.

293
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,200
Shovqinmi? Yaxshi.

294
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,700
In - bu mening sevimli yo'nalishim
shovqin qilish uchun.

295
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,200
Ayting-chi: “Qancha eman daraxti kerak

296
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,790
18-asrda uch qavatli bino qurish
Qirollik dengiz floti jangovar kemasi?

297
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,290
A, 75? B, 1000?

298
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,420
Yoki C, 3500?"

299
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,550
C! 3500!

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00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,720
- To'g'ri.
-Uh, nima?

301
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,720
- Voy. Bu, uh...
-[engil qarsaklar]

302
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,390
Bu aslida to'g'ri.

303
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,930
Buni qayerdan bildi? Yana nima
u biladimi? U narsalarni biladimi?

304
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,930
Keling, bilib olaylik.

305
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:20,020
Kvant tunnellari.
Qirol Magnus Ikkinchi.

306
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,520
Miss Scarlet kutubxonada
qo'rg'oshin trubkasi bilan.

307
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:25,530
Sassafras. Butterskotch! Argyle.

308
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,410
- Chunki etti sakkiz to'qqiz.
-[buzzes]

309
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:32,080
Qanday ajoyib yugurish.
Ko‘rinib turibdiki, durang o‘ynadik.

310
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,080
Bu hayajonli syurpriz.

311
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,040
-Jin ursin, reklamaga tashla.
- Tez orada qaytamiz.

312
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,330
[dinamiklar orqali jonli musiqa yangraydi]

313
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:44,800
-Hey. Horshack. Nima gaplar?
-Nima bo'lyapti, ko'nglingni tepyapman.

314
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,880
Ha, bilasizmi, siz ajoyib ish qilyapsiz,
lekin men g'alaba qozonishim kerak.

315
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,550
Bitim shunday edi.
Mening filmimni ulang, xayriya uchun pul yutib oling.

316
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
Xo'sh, Charityga ayting, u mening eshagimni o'pishi mumkin.

317
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,390
Aytgancha,
qiz do'stingiz striptizchi ismiga ega.

318
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:57,600
Bu mening qiz do'stim emas, bu xayriya.

319
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,730
BoJack, ushbu ilovaga ko'ra,
deyarli bog'lanib qoldingiz.

320
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,690
Oh, siz bog'langansiz, kechikish bor.
Tabriklaymiz.

321
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,450
rahmat. Bu teginish va borish edi...

322
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,900
Lekin men biroz xavotirdaman

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00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,570
chunki ko'rinadi
siz haqiqatan ham g'alaba qozonishingiz mumkin,

324
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,240
lekin ilovadagi hamma
haqiqatan ham Doniyor uchun ildiz otadi.

325
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,410
Odamlar uni sevadilar.

326
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,580
O'ylaymanki, u bir film haqida filmda edi
kulol yoki kulolchilik ombori yoki biror narsa?

327
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,880
-O'yinni tashlashimni so'rayapsizmi?
- Bu o'yin sizni qiziqtirmaydi.

328
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,420
Bu yerda ekanligingning yagona sababi men uchun,
shuning uchun siz menga yordam bera olasizmi?

329
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,470
-[xo'rsinib] Yaxshi.
-Bilasizmi nima?

330
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:32,720
Siz eng zo'rsiz, baribir
bu ilovada hamma nima deydi.

331
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:37,970
Ular sizni eng yomoni deb aytishadi. Ayniqsa
Queefburglar69. U ularning rahbari.

332
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,890
[tomoshabinlar olqishlari]

333
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:44,560
Va biz qaytib keldik. Tanlov ishtirokchilari, menda bor
ikkalangiz uchun ham tarix savoli.

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00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:50,400
"Siz tanish bo'lishingiz mumkin yoki bo'lmasligi mumkin
Sekretariat nomli mashhur poyga oti.

335
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,530
Kotibiyat qaysi yilda tuzilgan
Triple Crownni yutib oling?"

336
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,780
-[qo'ng'iroq tovushi]
-BoJack.

337
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,370
Kek bo'lagi.

338
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,120
Hmm?

339
00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,410
[xo'rsinib]

340
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,960
1492-yilmi?

341
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,670
-[tomoshabinlar va Doniyor kuladi]
-Nima? Yo'q, hatto yaqin emas.

342
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,670
BoJack, siz filmda emasmisiz?
Kotibiyat haqida?

343
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,260
- Qanday qilib buni bilmay qoldingiz?
- Keling, davom etaylik.

344
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,300
Balki o'rniga
u kinoda bo'lishi kerak

345
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,810
tanimaydigan yigit haqida
Kotibiyat haqida hamma narsa. [kuladi]

346
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,390
Bu yaxshi film bo'lmaydi.

347
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:21,690
Aytmoqchimanki, ko'proq Secre-dahshatli.

348
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,600
Jin ursin, Bojangles, sizga xizmat qilishdi.

349
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:28,400
Kotibiyat haqida biror narsa bilasizmi?
Bilasizmi, u ot edi, to'g'rimi?

350
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,780
Oh, kuting, men shunchaki siz uchun buzdimmi?

351
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,820
Xotinim ajablanarli emas
kitobingizni siz uchun yozishim kerak edi.

352
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:38,030
Ha, bilasizmi, biz gaplashayotganimizda
Xotiningiz haqida bir savolim bor.

353
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,200
Xotiningiz qanday uchib ketdi
urushdan vayron bo'lgan Kordoviyaga qadar

354
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,660
faqat sizdan uzoqlashish uchunmi?

355
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:43,710
[odamlar ming‘irlaydi]

356
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,130
Bu sodir bo'lmadi.
U odamlarga yordam berish uchun ketdi.

357
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:49,630
Yoki u o'ziga yordam berish uchun ketgandir
uning dahshatli nikohidan uzoqlashing.

358
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,710
[tomoshabinlar nafas olishi]

359
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,720
-Oh, bu juda uzoqmidi?
-Oh, siz biron bir narsaga kirishni xohlaysizmi?

360
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,140
- Xo'sh, aytmoqchiman ...
-Yo'q, yo'q, keling, narsalarga kirishamiz.

361
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:01,100
Haqiqatga o'taylik.
Hamma, BoJack real bo'lishni xohlaydi.

362
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,100
Bubble Roundni bekor qiling.
Chunki biz haqiqatga aylanyapmiz.

363
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,650
[ishlab chiqarish yordamchisi xo'rsiniydi]

364
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,150
Tijoratga o'tishimiz kerakmi?

365
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:10,320
Gomer kesib tashlaydimi?
Odisseyning sayohatidan

366
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,360
xuddi uni vasvasaga solayotgandek
sirenalar qo'shig'i bilan?

367
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,950
Yo'qmi?

368
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,490
Xo'sh, shu yerdasiz.

369
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:19,620
Bu yerda ishlar haqiqatga aylanmoqda.
Haqiqatan ham.

370
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,410
Haqiqatan ham, haqiqatan ham, haqiqatan ham!

371
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,370
[tomoshabin a'zosi tomoq tozalaydi]

372
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,830
-Uh, qayerga ketayotganingizni bilmayman...
- Yo'qmi?

373
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,840
Bilding
xotinim bilan qaerga ketayotgan eding

374
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,170
o'sha paytda siz tortgansiz
yo'l chetida.

375
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,550
-Bilasizmi, turmush qurishimizga bir hafta qolganda?
-Uh...

376
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,720
Bu haqda gaplashmoqchimisiz, BoJack?

377
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,720
Siz vaqt haqida gapirmoqchisiz,
mening "yaxshi do'stim", xotinimni o'pdi?

378
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,100
-Yo'q!
-Ha.

379
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,640
Nimadir qildi
hayajonli voqea sodir bo'ladimi?

380
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,270
Chunki ilovadagi odamlar,
va men "ko'kraklarini yo'qotish" iqtibos keltiraman.

381
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh, yo'q, yo'q, men qoqilib qoldim
saratonni qo'llab-quvvatlash xabarlar paneli.

382
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,820
Mayli, qanday qilib...?

383
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,190
Bu haqda qayerdan bildingiz?

384
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,030
Xo'sh, yo'l bo'yida kameralar mavjud
PCH bo'ylab,

385
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,110
Mening bir nechta do'stlarim bor
yo'l patrulida,

386
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,330
va u menga aytdi, albatta! Biz turmush qurdik!

387
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,620
Kutib turing, shuning uchun siz shu vaqtgacha bildingizmi?

388
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,620
Endi bu televizor. Yomg'irni yoqing.

389
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,130
Hm, shunday emasmi?
siz ularni juda uzoqqa suryapsizmi?

390
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:12,590
Juda uzoq bo'lganda aytaman.
Bu mening san'atim, xudoyim.

391
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:17,590
Men J. la'nati D.
la'nati Salinger, men esa yomg'ir istayman!

392
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,640
[momaqaldiroq gumburladi]

393
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,020
Men faqat sizning do'stingiz bo'lishni xohlardim.

394
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,390
Va siz menga katta hazil kabi munosabatda bo'lasiz.

395
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,810
Men sezmayapman deb o'ylaysizmi?
Nega meni yoqtirmaysiz?

396
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,020
-janob Yong'oq yog'i -
-Yo'q, ayt.

397
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,150
-Chunki... Men hasad qilaman.
-Oh.

398
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:37,490
- Nimadan? Diane?
-Yo'q.

399
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:40,780
Hamma narsadan.
Siz uchun hamma narsa juda oson keladi.

400
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,370
Oh, va bu siz uchun emasmi?

401
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:45,620
Siz millioner kino yulduzisiz
sizni sevadigan qiz do'stingiz bilan,

402
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,420
orzuingizdagi filmda rol o'ynash.
Yana nimani xohlaysiz?

403
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,750
Yana nima bo'lishi mumkin
koinot sizga qarzdordir?

404
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,670
Men o'zimni yaxshi his qilishni xohlayman.

405
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,300
Siz qilgan usul.
Va qanday qilib bilmayman.

406
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,930
Men qila olamanmi, bilmayman.

407
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,180
Voy, bolalar, bu tushmoqda
bir oz og'ir, deb o'ylamaymizmi?

408
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,430
Kechirasiz, janob Peanutbutter.

409
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,730
Qanchalik afsusda ekanligimni ayta olmayman.

410
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:14,770
Voy, men bilmayman
agar seni kechira olsam.

411
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,240
Lekin o'ylaymanki, biz bilib olamiz
bu tanaffusdan keyin darhol.

412
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,490
[tomoshabinlar olqishlari]

413
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,370
-Jin ursin.
-Ovozingni o'chir.

414
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,620
[hamma xursandchilik]

415
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:28,370
Men buni bilardim. Men bu spektakl bo'lishini bilardim
bizni insoniyat dramasi cho'qqilariga olib chiq

416
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,830
adabiyotdan kuchliroq
orzu qilgan.

417
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,090
Endi kimdir chiqib, meni olib ketsin
Red Bull va banan baliqli sendvichi.

418
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,550
Unda. Bu Red Bull uchun ajoyib kun.

419
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,840
Voy-oh!

420
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:41,510
-janob Yong'oq yog'i!
- Oh, Wanda.

421
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:44,720
Men faqat yarmiga e'tibor beryapman
siz ikkalangiz nima haqida bahslashayotgan bo'lsangiz

422
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,640
lekin bu qotil.
Endi bizga faqat baxtli yakun kerak.

423
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,770
Men shunchaki hal qila olamiz deb o'ylamayman
yarim soat ichida hamma narsa toza.

424
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:52,600
Uh, bu tarmoq televideniesi.

425
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,900
Shunday qilib, hamma narsani toza hal qilish
yarim soat ichida bu biz qiladigan ishdir.

426
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,990
Siz qaerda o'yin namoyishini o'tkazmoqchisiz
oxirida hamma o'zini yomon his qiladimi?

427
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,660
Kichkina mashinangizga o'tirishingiz mumkin
Santa Monika va uni AMC-ga yuboring.

428
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,490
Ammo bu odamlar hal qilishni xohlashadi, to'g'rimi?

429
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,660
Shunday qilib, siz kichkina dumbangizni qaytarib olasiz
o'sha bosqichda va siz hal qilasiz.

430
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,290
-Uh...
-[tomoshabinlar olqishlaydi]

431
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,130
Va biz qaytib keldik.

432
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,550
Bilasizmi, men biroz o'yladim
tanaffusda. BoJack--

433
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,510
-[elektr o'chirildi]
-[tomoshabinlar nafas oladi]

434
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,840
-Nima bo'lyapti?
-Yo Xudo.

435
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,550
Yo'q! Yo'q! Nimalar bo'lyapti?

436
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,180
-[hammasi gaplashib]
-Oh.

437
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,350
[elektr quvvati yoqiladi]

438
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:33,350
Kimdir asosiy elektr tarmog'ini uzib qo'ydi
va Jorj Forman panjarasiga ulangan.

439
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,520
Panini vaqti. Hey, kim rozetkadan uzib qo'ydi...

440
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,280
Todd! Jin ursin, chetga ket!

441
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,450
Mia, yaxshi ish.
Siz shouni saqladingiz.

442
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,820
Siz mening hurmatimni qozondingiz... va bu qalam.

443
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,700
-Oh, rahmat.
-[hamma xursandchilik]

444
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:50,950
Voy.

445
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,920
Oh, qaytib keldikmi? Biz qaytdik!
Jonli televideniye, azizlar.

446
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Bilasizmi, tanaffus paytida,
prodyuserlarim aytdilar

447
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,880
Men BoJackni kechirishim kerak edi
efirda yashash.

448
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,170
[tomoshabinlar hayqirdi]

449
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,090
Lekin men o'zimning itimman.

450
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,800
Va o'z itim sifatida qaror qildim

451
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,720
BoJackni jonli efirda kechirish uchun!
Uni olib keling, do'stim!

452
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:11,850
-Nima?
-Haqiqatanmi?

453
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,390
Janob Peanutbutter,
Sening kechirimli tabiatingni olqishlayman,

454
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,020
lekin bu yigit xotiningni o'pdi.

455
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,190
Kutib turing, BoJack Dianeni o'pdimi?

456
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:23,570
Hisobni tenglashtirishning yagona yo'li
Agar siz uni o'pishingiz mumkin bo'lsa.

457
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,160
- To'xtang, nima?
-To'g'ri aytdingiz, bu juda mantiqiy.

458
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,990
- Ha, mutlaqo.
- Yo'q, unday emas.

459
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:30,580
Diane va men shunday bo'lamiz
xuddi shunday tajribaga ega edi.

460
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,910
Faqat shu yo'l bilan biz undan o'tishimiz mumkin.

461
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,830
[xo'rsinib]

462
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:36,080
Xo'sh, agar bu bizga bundan o'tishimizga yordam bersa,
Menimcha...

463
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:40,710
[Daniel va tomoshabinlar] O'p! O'p! O'p!

464
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,090
[J.D.] O'pish kamerasiga ishora qiling.

465
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,300
[karnayda o'ynaladigan sevgi qo'shig'i]

466
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,680
Oh, agar menda Kiss Cam bo'lsa edi
Catcher In The Rye uchun.

467
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,060
Xo'sh, yana bir afsus
ko'pchilikning uzoq ro'yxatida.

468
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,980
Todd, shu yerdasan. Siz yo'qolyapsiz
u erda juda katta lahza.

469
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:06,360
Menga baribir. O'zingiz aytdingiz.
Bu qalamsiz men umuman qadrsizman.

470
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,950
Bekorga emas, lekin siz qadrsiz edingiz
oldin siz qalam olmadingiz.

471
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:16,330
Men bu safar haqiqatan ham harakat qildim. Menimcha
Men hech qachon hech narsaga erishmayman.

472
00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:20,330
Xo'sh, ehtimol sizga kerak
sizga ishonadigan odam.

473
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:24,010
Voy, hech kim hech qachon
buning uchun tushdi!

474
00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,590
-Nima?
- Sen juda ahmoqsan!

475
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:30,300
Sizda qalam bor edi
va siz uni shunchaki menga berdingizmi?

476
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,760
Oh, bu ishlaganiga ishonolmayman.

477
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:36,230
Ey xudoyim, ahmoq yuzingga qara.

478
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,940
Qalam shunchaki ramzdir.
Unday emas...

479
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:41,440
Ha, dedi qiz
hozir kimning qalami yo'q.

480
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,610
Ajablanarlisi. Siz eng zerikarlisiz,
etuk, og'irlashtiruvchi,

481
00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,570
asabiylashtiruvchi, aqldan ozdiruvchi...

482
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:51,120
Oh, u aqldan ozgan edi. Lekin bolalar?

483
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,990
Bu hikoya
qanday tanishdim... bu qalam.

484
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,250
[kuladi]

485
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:59,120
Hey, Soch va bo'yanishdan chiqing
va menga qalamimni qaytarib bering!

486
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:02,380
Qalamingni oldim.
Bu meni hurmat qilganingizni anglatadi.

487
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:05,090
-Yo'q unday emas.
- Viva Todd - ahmoqlik!

488
00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:06,880
O'zingni so'r, axmoqlar.

489
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,760
-Hey! Hey, hey!
-[malinani uradi]

490
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,720
-[dinamiklar orqali jonli musiqa yangraydi]
-[tomoshabinlar olqishlash]

491
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,890
Xo'sh, bu qattiq, ammo yumshoq o'pish
sizni yuqoriga qo'yadi.

492
00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:17,430
BoJack Horseman - bu kecha g'olibi.

493
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,940
[it qichqiradi]

494
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,400
- Yaxshi o'ynadi, Jock-jam Door-slam.
-[ingrab]

495
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,610
Siz xayriya uchun 500 000 dollar ishlab oldingiz.

496
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:29,570
Siz hoziroq ketishingiz mumkin
yoki va unutmangki, bu xayriya uchun,

497
00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:32,570
Siz hamma narsani xavf ostiga qo'yishingiz mumkin
bizning Double or Nothing tur.

498
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,950
[tomoshabinlar shovqini]

499
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,830
Men hammasini xavf ostiga qo'ymoqchiman!

500
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:40,170
Yaxshi. Endi bu 500 000 dollar.

501
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,540
Agar siz bu savolni to'g'ri tushunsangiz,
siz buni ikki barobarga oshirasiz,

502
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,420
xayriya uchun million dollar.

503
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,750
Ammo noto'g'ri tushunsangiz,
xayriya hech narsa olmaydi

504
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:51,550
va barcha pullar olovga tashlanadi
shu yerda, studiyamizning saund sahnasida yashang.

505
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,220
BoJack, barcha marmarlar uchun:

506
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,100
"Qaysi mashhur aktyor
bosh rolni ijro etgan

507
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:00,730
mashhur Garri Potterda
kino franshizasi?"

508
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,980
-[tomoshabinlar] Oh.
-Hu.

509
00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:05,480
Ha. Bilmadim.

510
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,320
Men kabi mashhur bo'lganingda,
Siz juda ko'p odamlarni uchratasiz,

511
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,570
ularning hammasini eslab qolishning iloji yo'q.

512
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,030
OK, nima qilayotganingizni tushundim. Juda kulgili.

513
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,330
Ha. Oh, bu yigitning ismi nima?

514
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,830
Bilasizmi, bu mening tilimning uchida?

515
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:21,290
Siz hozir jiddiymisiz?
Do‘stim, bu xayriya uchun.

516
00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,040
-BoJack, bizga javob kerak.
-Ha, bilmayman.

517
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,880
Xudoyim, aytmoqchiman ...

518
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,840
- Ilyos Vudmi?
-Nima?

519
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,550
Ilyos Vud?!

520
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:38,140
♪ 90-yillarda ♪

521
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:43,190
♪ Men juda mashhur teleko'rsatuvda edim ♪

522
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,730
-♪ Men BoJack otman ♪
-♪ BoJack! ♪

523
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,280
♪ BoJack ot
Bilmagandek tutmang ♪

524
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:58,870
♪ Va men o'tmishimni saqlab qolishga harakat qilyapman ♪

525
00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:03,790
♪ Juda uzoq vaqt o'tdi
O'ylaymanki, men davom etmayman ♪

526
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:07,630
♪ Men shunchaki harakat qilaman
Va sizni tushunishga majbur qiling ♪

527
00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:11,800
♪ Men odamdan ko'ra ko'proq ot ekanligim ♪

528
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:16,220
♪ Yoki men otdan ko'ra ko'proq odamman ♪

529
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,720
♪ BoJack! ♪

530
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:24,100
Bokschi va yirtqich hayvonlar.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.