1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,326 SATURNALIA 2 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,238 (thunderous applause) 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,841 Thank you, Sally, for that piece on caterpillars 4 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,272 and how they create their cocoons. 5 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,869 I mean, I wasn't interested before but now I am. 6 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,781 Our next guest is... 7 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,868 The world famous artist and author... 8 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:40,021 You know him as the creator of the hit comic book series: SATURNALIA. 9 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:43,292 Melvin Kolbaba, welcome to our show. 10 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,045 Thank you so very much for having me, Warren. 11 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,880 It's a pleasure to be here. 12 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,424 You know you are a multi-billionaire... 13 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:54,649 And you have sold over 250 million copies of this latest series... 14 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:59,475 And I don't think people are aware that you are also a burlesque dancer... 15 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,794 ...a very successful one! 16 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,634 Yes, I gotta admit even as a kid I wanted to do two things: 17 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:09,026 and that was to be a cartoonist and an exotic dancer. 18 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,227 What can I say? 19 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,921 What is the secret behind your success? 20 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:18,995 Sometimes you gotta grab a hold of the strings of life 21 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:22,291 and bend them to suit your own reality. 22 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:23,584 Good advice. 23 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:24,626 Thank you. 24 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,085 (applause) 25 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,130 Okay, so this Satur-NAY-lia... or is it NAHLIA? 26 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,465 Whatever you're in the mood for. 27 00:01:30,565 --> 00:01:32,245 Alright, Saturnalia... 28 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,809 She is a cavewoman from outer space. 29 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,220 Yes, that's correct. 30 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,805 Now, the viewers want to know... we've gotten letters... 31 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,603 Will she ever defeat her evil twin sister 32 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,481 and that dastardly henchman: Igor? 33 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:51,152 I'm sorry but you're just going to have to wait and find out. 34 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,353 We thought we'd find out today... 35 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,033 Alright, so one last question... 36 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,434 We have time I think for one more... 37 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:04,373 How do the viewers invest in this series? 38 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:08,711 I think the easiest way would be to buy the first issue 39 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,976 and then you get the second issue absolutely free. 40 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,707 But what if I only have enough money for my pizza? 41 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,136 I'm sorry? 42 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,221 My pizza? 43 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,015 Pepperoni, sausage, anchovies? 44 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,249 Oh, oh, the pizza! 45 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,812 Yes, of course! Let me get it for you. 46 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,398 Here you go: fresh out of the oven... nice and HOT. 47 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,679 Made with love. 48 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:34,168 Are you sure you're not interested in the comic book? 49 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,780 I'll consider it. 50 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,408 Oh! Well, thank you! 51 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,452 Yes! 52 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,456 (Reber Clark's music starts) 53 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,087 Well, Nalia: We got one! 54 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,130 I'm feeling really good about this one. 55 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,865 Today is going to be a really great day. 56 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,316 (Saturnalia theme plays) 57 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,692 30 minutes and it's free? It's been an hour and a freakin' half! 58 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,903 Wife's in there... she's already passed out on the freakin' couch! 59 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,156 It was going to be pizza and a movie... but no! 60 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,699 Movie's already over! 61 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,870 No pizza. Cold pizza. Look at this crap! 62 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:09,583 The pizza is harder than the box that you put it in!! 63 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,166 (door closes) 64 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,615 (music continues) 65 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:43,949 (explosion) 66 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,620 (eerie music) 67 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,129 (rain drops) 68 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,133 (lightning) 69 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,934 (electrical noise) 70 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:36,528 Theme song: "Who is the one that will save us?" 71 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:43,093 "Who is the one that's outrageous?" 72 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:47,556 "Does she have a flashing eye?" 73 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,350 "Is her bra a giant size??" 74 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:58,316 "Will her fur bikini terrify the bravest?" 75 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:03,697 (Melvin singing) Saturnalia! Saturnalia! 76 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,057 (Melvin clears his throat) 77 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,915 (Music rises) 78 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,260 Speaker: Melvin Kolbaba to Mr. Marx's office. 79 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:50,118 Melvin Kolbaba to Mr. Marx's office. 80 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,070 (Italian music) 81 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,265 (Melvin whistling) 82 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,581 Mr. Marx: Look at this. 83 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:29,198 You're in the supply closet for 45 minutes! What are you doing in there? 84 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,408 To be fair, sir, that was my lunch break. 85 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,529 Ah tatatatata! 86 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,819 Son, did you happen to fall on your head recently? 87 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,790 This? 88 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,565 This isn't right. 89 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,731 This is digusting. 90 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,089 It's weird. 91 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,718 I assure you, sir, I was only eating my lunch and working on my cartoons. 92 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,303 Your what? 93 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:57,935 My cartoons. I'm a comic book artist... well, an aspiring one anyway... 94 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,536 I have a few here... 95 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,189 This is a character I've created. 96 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,902 Her name's Saturnalia. She's a cavegirl from outer space. 97 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,315 She fights crime and she has an arch nemesis, Ilsa. 98 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,427 It's a lot of fun. 99 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,131 You drew these cartoons? 100 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,203 Yes sir. 101 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,208 You drew all these cartoons? 102 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,209 Yes sir. 103 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,677 I hope to turn professional one day. 104 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,843 Mel... 105 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,739 May I call you Mel? 106 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,012 Yes sir. 107 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,832 Look around you. 108 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,755 You're not being paid to draw cartoons all day. 109 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:42,896 Got it?! 110 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,668 Yes sir. I got it. 111 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,151 (sad music) 112 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,267 Oh, crap! 113 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,182 (thunder clap) 114 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,816 It's been described as one of the most puzzling cases in modern history... 115 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,177 Allie Mamoulian. 116 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,936 Terry Goodman. 117 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,976 Cinnamon Twist. 118 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:39,287 These are just a few of the many young, beautiful fashion models found dead. 119 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:43,502 Covered in thick layers of concrete for no apparent reason. 120 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,892 Police are baffled. 121 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,849 The public is baffled. 122 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,505 For the next hour and a half, 123 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,884 We'll talk to the friends and neighbors of these lost souls.. 124 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,701 Hopefully uncovering the secret of: 125 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,991 The Medusa Killer. 126 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,478 Hey! 127 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,571 What have I told you about personal space? 128 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,658 Sorry! Jeez, it won't happen again. 129 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,692 TV: Look, I'm going to be straight up with you, here. 130 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,577 I've been on the force for the last fifteen years or so... 131 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:24,749 This is an unprecedented case that we're dealing with here. 132 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,418 They had brought me and Detective Sandusky on the case 133 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:33,258 about the first several months into the investigation. 134 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,345 We thought we were close to closing the case about a year in... 135 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:42,141 This mechanic at this mechanic shop by the name of Scott over on Pooler Street... 136 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,750 We were close but his alibi was too concrete: a lot like these victims. 137 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,816 THERE I AM, MELVIN! THERE I AM! 138 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:55,904 TV: I just saw Jackie last week. We went for brunch as per usual. 139 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,782 I've known Jackie since high school. 140 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:04,247 We were both in acting together. She always wanted to be just like me. 141 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,886 Obviously who wouldn't? 142 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,169 God, I just... 143 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,170 Thank you. 144 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,842 Jackie. If you're up there listening... 145 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,852 We all miss you down here. 146 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,539 I can't. This is too much. This is too much. 147 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,972 Ugh, I hate this commercial! 148 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,524 (Pirate laughing hysterically) 149 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,905 Finally! I have found it! 150 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,947 My booty! 151 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,171 Awh, heahheaaheaaaa YEAH! 152 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,621 Captain Hooker's House of Burlesque! 153 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,458 We've got the gnarliest wenches in the seven seas! 154 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,294 All we need is you. 155 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,428 Sign up for our new talent show! 156 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,323 C'mon down and show us what you got! 157 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:03,491 Y'know, I've always secretly wanted to be a burlesque dancer. Why don't you and I...? 158 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,297 Just a thought. 159 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,772 (pirate hysterically laughing) 160 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:16,652 C'mon down to Captain Hooker's House of Burlesque! 161 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:20,448 And have yourself a whale of a time! 162 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:27,747 Ahahahaha! Gold doubloons! Hahahaa! 163 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,425 (mysterious music and rain) 164 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,349 Why don't you just come off of it already, Sheppard? 165 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,217 You've been at this for the last 25 hours. 166 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,521 There has to be a connection here, Phil. 167 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,855 There's something... 168 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,109 There's something that he's trying to tell me and I'm not seeing it. 169 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,230 (thunder clap) 170 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,489 Look, you haven't got any sleep in the past three days. 171 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,490 Why don't you take a load off? 172 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,868 How can I sleep at a time like this? 173 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,621 When every second that passes by another woman is put in danger... 174 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,456 and we're not doing a damn thing about it! 175 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,877 Alright! Alright! Just cool your engines. 176 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,777 Why don't you just go eat some fruit or something? 177 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,606 Remember what Chief Flanagan said? 178 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,702 (thunder rumbles) 179 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,948 You're right, Phil. 180 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,978 You're absolutely right. 181 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,804 I'm not looking at this with a clear head. 182 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,400 Hell, I've made so many connections... 183 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,334 I'm on my last roll of yarn. 184 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,767 So, let's see... 185 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,782 We have a crazy madman who's also a history buff... 186 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,535 and he has a possible M.O. in photography that's allowing him 187 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,871 to get close to the victims to begin with. 188 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:54,249 And on top of that, he leaves no witnesses nor any damn prints 189 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,250 at the scene of the crime! 190 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,002 DAMMIT! 191 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,471 At this point, he's mocking us Phil. 192 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,301 Did I tell you about the letter he sent to the station? 193 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,902 Get a load of this. 194 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,014 "Dear cops: You suck." 195 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,433 "Me: Big Killer. LOL" 196 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,643 "HAHA HA HA HAHA" 197 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,189 And then it's just nine paragraphs of the word "Haha" over and over. 198 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,550 (telephone rings) 199 00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:21,903 Great. Just what I need! 200 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,647 What, Martha? I'm very busy here! 201 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,872 Get this: It's another "Medusa Killer." 202 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,663 Please hold. 203 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,683 Do me a favor: Take this from me. 204 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,400 Yeah, I got this. 205 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:47,387 MEDUSA KILLER: Agent Sandusky. Did you get my letter? 206 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,973 Jesus! He knows about the letter! 207 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,758 Keep him on the line! Keep him on the line! 208 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:59,731 MEDUSA KILLER: I said did you get my letter? 209 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,110 Yeah, we got your letter Medusa Killer. 210 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,791 MEDUSA KILLER: Good. 211 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:09,509 MEDUSA KILLER: I loved your interviews on the documentary by the way. 212 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:16,749 MEDUSA KILLER: I can feel my leather gloves wrapping around the next victim's throat. 213 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,000 You listen here you son of a bitch... 214 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,337 You name the time and the place and I'll be there within seconds to book you... 215 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,538 DO YOU HEAR ME! 216 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,050 (dial tone) 217 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,010 Dammit! 218 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,324 Don't worry, Sheppard. He's bound to slip up sometime. 219 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,685 We'll get him. 220 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,266 (heroic music) 221 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,540 BAAM! 222 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,726 Bzzzt! 223 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,524 Bzzzt! 224 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,833 (pencil breaks) 225 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,402 (pencil sharpener sound) 226 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,041 (pencil breaks again) 227 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,879 (pencil sharpener sound) 228 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,432 (fire sfx) 229 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,615 (triumphant music begins to build) 230 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,459 Sulphuric vision! That's the key. 231 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,172 Sulphuric vision is what she has... that's her superpower! 232 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,564 Why didn't I think of that before? 233 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,033 Yeah, great idea. 234 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,390 So, how's the pasta? 235 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,336 Yeah, about that. 236 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,563 Check, please! To go! 237 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,816 Yeah, for me to! 238 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,944 Uh, Melvin... 239 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,656 Listen, I think... 240 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,201 I think we should start seeing other people. 241 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,122 Wh... wh... what? 242 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:50,958 I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but... 243 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,139 I just really think... 244 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,977 We should break up. 245 00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:00,490 Our lives are just going in different directions, you know. 246 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,429 Yours: straight down... and I'm going straight up. 247 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,892 And, y'know, I've got places to go and people to meet... 248 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,573 ...actually very soon. 249 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:18,443 Look, I just cant do with these comic books and these cartoons... 250 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,444 I mean, c'mon are you twelve?? 251 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,616 But, Agnes comics are my life. You know this. 252 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,036 Y'know, that's just not me. That's just not my thing. 253 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,769 Well, what is your thing? 254 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,871 I mean... 255 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,164 Clothes! 256 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:36,009 I can't keep living in this fairy tale that you've drawn out. 257 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:42,550 This is real life, Melvin. Okay? Not a fantasy playbook world. 258 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,303 I mean, look at that girl you've drawn up. 259 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,304 Really?! 260 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,891 Those tits are totally not real. 261 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,392 (Agnes' phone buzzes) 262 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:55,939 Oh, well my ride is here so... 263 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,460 You got this right? 264 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,570 Sorry, Mel. It just was never going to work out between us. 265 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,571 Bye! 266 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,866 Look at you. 267 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,722 Look at you, Melvin. 268 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,382 You look awful. 269 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,827 What is going on? 270 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,191 My... 271 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,551 EeeeeAAAAAhhhhhhh... 272 00:22:41,477 --> 00:22:43,529 I thought you could bring it. 273 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,001 I guess I was wrong. 274 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:53,122 Do you know how many Melvins are out there begging to work here? 275 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,083 Nah. You had your chance. 276 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,045 I want you out of here by the end of the day. 277 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,160 Thank you, sir. 278 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,467 Melvin... 279 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,666 Word of advice. 280 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,820 Get it together, man! 281 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:17,937 (door opens) 282 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,161 (Melvin SLAMS into wall) 283 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,596 (sad music and thunder rumbles) 284 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:48,719 Hello? 285 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,640 Hey, Melvin! You're still delivering those pizzas, right? 286 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,015 What? 287 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,308 The thirteen pizzas to the science lab? 288 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,396 Hello? 289 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,773 Melvin? 290 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,641 Are you there? 291 00:24:04,435 --> 00:24:05,435 What's the address? 292 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,762 (Thunder and lightning against intense music) 293 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:19,166 (Evil and mysterious music) 294 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,268 (Loud machinery sounds) 295 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,556 VOICE: My fellow scientists... 296 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,226 ...colleagues... 297 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,531 ...ladies and gentlemen. 298 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:47,069 What you are about to see may indeed by the solution to world hunger. 299 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:54,326 Unbeliveable as it may sound... I am speaking the truth. 300 00:24:55,703 --> 00:25:01,734 May I present to you: The Hydromatic Replicator 3000. 301 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,794 (Phone rings) 302 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,275 (Phone rings again) 303 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,552 Hello? 304 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,498 MELVIN: Yes, hi! I'm downstairs with your pizza? I'm from Pizza H... 305 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,563 My apologies, Doctor. It appears we were cut off for a moment there... 306 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,231 Would you mind repeating that please? 307 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,232 Of course. 308 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:35,783 My fellow scientists. What you are about to see may indeed be the solution to world hunger. 309 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,304 (Phone rings again) 310 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,774 Yes? 311 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,002 Uh, yeah, hi. I'm downstairs with your pizza. Two hundred dollars... 312 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,545 Leave it at the door! 313 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,257 No, you don't understand there is still something... 314 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:58,891 My apologies, Doctor. We appear to be having some technical difficulties. Would you mind? 315 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,518 My fellow scientists... 316 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,119 (PHONE RINGS AGAIN!) 317 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:08,400 The Hydromatic Replicator 3000. 318 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:15,341 Capable of instantly replicating any object it comes in contact with. 319 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:19,703 We shall demonstrate on this ordinary apple. 320 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,076 Alright, hurry up. I don't actually have all day. 321 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:56,323 You know what? I forgot my wallet in the lab so I'll be right back. 322 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,066 Hey, wait. I got a question for you. 323 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,579 What do you guys actually do here? 324 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,875 Well... 325 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:10,974 I could tell you, but... y'know... 326 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,818 (comedic decaptiation sounds) 327 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,736 I'll be right back. 328 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,086 VOICE: Mark and remember, ladies and gentlemen. 329 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:29,981 In a few moments we shall have twenty-five apples. 330 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:34,027 Perfectly healthy and ready to be consumed. 331 00:27:34,979 --> 00:27:42,061 Now imagine if you will: one loaf of bread instantly transformed into thousands of loaves. 332 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:47,416 Starvation will become a thing of the past. 333 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,127 Okay! Sorry about that. How much did you say it was? 334 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,087 Um, I think it was... 335 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,714 Okay, here you go. Get yourself something nice. 336 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:54,714 Thank you. 337 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,017 Ready when you are, Doctor! 338 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,097 Thank you, Doctor. Glasses on. 339 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,048 (Buzzer sounds) 340 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,363 (intense music rises) 341 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,580 (music continues to rise) 342 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,999 (laser technology sounds) 343 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,032 Initiate testing in three... 344 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,701 ...two... 345 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,202 ...one... 346 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:26,705 Fire! 347 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,385 (BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!) 348 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,390 (Machine slowing down) 349 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:51,438 Observe, ladies and gentlemen: twenty-five apples. 350 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,650 Doctor... 351 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,570 I don't think it worked. 352 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,279 What?! 353 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:07,996 We'll have to get back with you, just a moment please. 354 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,372 Everyone, to the drawing room! 355 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,106 (slow music begins) 356 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,645 (thunder clap) 357 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,182 Let me tell you something, Warren. 358 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,663 I was at the end of my rope. 359 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,208 No job, no girlfriend, no life... 360 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,712 And a machine that could replicate anything - are you kidding me? 361 00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,977 Was I going to let this opportunity pass me by? No! 362 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:09,682 Sometimes you gotta grab a hold of the strings of life and bend them to suit your own reality! 363 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,779 This was going to be my reality and no one was going to stop me! 364 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,052 I thought you could bring it... 365 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,459 I guess I was wrong... 366 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:30,495 This is real life, Melvin! Okay? Not a fantasy playbook world. 367 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,703 (music rises) 368 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:55,895 Guys?! 369 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:57,481 GUYS!!?? 370 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,806 (Herrmann-esque chase music) 371 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,833 (building alarm sounds) 372 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,653 Yeah, hi, Doctor? 373 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:26,164 It's looking like we're going to have to... uh... 374 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,513 ...maybe, um... 375 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,893 ...postpone the testing until further notice. 376 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:41,775 We stepped out of the room for just a moment and... 377 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,614 The guy that delivered our pizza kinda took the gun and we don't know where he's at. 378 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:51,159 What did you say?? 379 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:56,855 The pizza man took the gun and we don't know where he's at and I'm sorry. 380 00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:03,212 You have got to find it before it falls into the wrong hands. Do you understand me? 381 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,213 FIND IT! 382 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:05,840 Okie. 383 00:32:11,613 --> 00:32:14,141 What are you doing, Melvin? 384 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:18,060 What the hell do you think you're doing? 385 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,270 You think this is a good idea? 386 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,023 You think this is a brilliant idea? 387 00:32:22,683 --> 00:32:25,776 You never cease to amaze me, Melvin. 388 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,988 What have you done? 389 00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:34,275 Oh, yes, officer. I knew from the get-go that Melvin would be a criminal. 390 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,186 As if his art wasn't a crime enough. 391 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,751 Me, as an upcoming actress/model... 392 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,839 I could sense the character development and changes in Melvin. 393 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,714 A darker side was overcoming him. 394 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:53,305 It was only going to be sooner or later before he did something like this. 395 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:59,018 I honestly haven't spoken to him since our breakup, as you know, so... 396 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,619 I'm glad I could get out when I could. 397 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:07,485 Yes, sir. His name was Melvin Kul-baba. 398 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,486 Kolbaba. 399 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,625 Weird kid if you ask me. 400 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,326 You know, I'd catch him around here drawing those cartoons. 401 00:33:14,334 --> 00:33:17,234 Just wasting his life away on those things. 402 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:23,099 Honestly, if you ask me, I believe that fella was two cranks left of a rusty pipe. 403 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,140 If you know what I mean. 404 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,254 So, yeah! I let him go. 405 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,756 Yeah, I let him go. 406 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:32,218 You know what? Lemme get you that address 'cause I've got it right here. 407 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,013 I'm sure he'll be home... I'm certain of it. 408 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,355 (rain and thunder) 409 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,481 (mysterious music) 410 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,179 (gun is switched on) 411 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,306 (music begins to rise) 412 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,819 (BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!) 413 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,256 (rain outside) 414 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,912 (sounds of a shower) 415 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,297 (heavenly music) 416 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:11,421 (confused but nervously excited music) 417 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,751 (multiple cameras clicking) 418 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,804 (runway model music) 419 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,637 (Agnes' phone buzzing) 420 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,232 What is it, Melvin? 421 00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,841 Yeah, Agnes, I think I'm in trouble can you help me? I... 422 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:41,924 Wrong number! 423 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:45,722 Hello? 424 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:47,424 Hello? 425 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,809 Son of a gun. 426 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,268 (door opens) 427 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,614 No, no, no! Don't sit there! 428 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,325 Oh, hello! Yes... 429 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,225 Okay, alright, yeah, you're very strong aren't you? 430 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,328 Yes, alright, let go! Let go. 431 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,288 Yes, hi: lovely to meet you. 432 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,749 Okay, let go... 433 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,190 (fingers cracking) 434 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,275 Okay, look at you! 435 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:20,381 You are quite the woman, aren't you? 436 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,968 Jesus Christ. 437 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,728 Okay, breathe, Melvin. It's alright. 438 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:31,854 You just happened to make a cartoon character come to life. 439 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:37,741 There's a perfectly logical explanation for the people at the factory, alright? 440 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:40,962 (laser beam sounds) 441 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,548 BBZZZZZZZZZTTTTT! 442 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,541 No! 443 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:56,833 No! 444 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,126 NO! 445 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,671 Bad cave-girl. Don't even think about it... 446 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:01,672 No... 447 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:02,549 BZZZZTTTT! 448 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,229 You stop that right now! 449 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,261 Don't you dare do that laser thing on my pants... 450 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:09,462 My pants are staying on, understand? 451 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,697 Yes, they are! Yes, they are! 452 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,123 Look! What's that over there? 453 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,900 BZZZZTTTT! 454 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:25,821 Get back! 455 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:32,744 This is a laser gun that will zap you into a million pieces... don't make me use it on you. 456 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,425 Because I will. I WILL! 457 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,255 Oh, man. 458 00:39:42,655 --> 00:39:44,840 They are going to be so pissed. 459 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:49,386 I'm a dead man. I am such a dead man. 460 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,679 My life is over. 461 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,040 This is the end. 462 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,635 I feel the darkness closing in around me. I am so... 463 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,186 (Saturnalia purring) 464 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,187 ...dead. 465 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:06,237 Wow. That's good. 466 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,347 (Melvin singing in the other room) 467 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:22,779 "Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee!" 468 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:32,247 "Oh, I know at last the secret of it all!" 469 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,022 No. 470 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,598 No, this is wrong. This is wrong! 471 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:48,393 Men and pieces of paper should not be doing this. 472 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:52,269 I'm going to transform you back into a cartoon. 473 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:03,128 Alright, alright! But we'll at least have to find you something to wear. 474 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,212 Not that. 475 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:07,555 Let me think of something. 476 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,549 KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! 477 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,679 Open up! We know you're in there! 478 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,560 Oh... my... God. 479 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,150 Dammit! 480 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,957 We lost another one. 481 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:31,855 We're too late! 482 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:37,186 Who could have done this evil thing?! 483 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,789 (electric zapping noise) 484 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:20,829 Oh my God! 485 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,901 (victim coughing) 486 00:42:25,885 --> 00:42:26,885 It's okay! 487 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,462 Where am I? 488 00:42:28,663 --> 00:42:29,663 It's okay. 489 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,223 My name is Detective Sandusky. 490 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,427 We found you here. You were just covered in concrete. 491 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,961 Ma'am, my name is Detective Sheppard. 492 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,806 Do you remember how you got here? 493 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,727 Do you remember what happened leading up to here? 494 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,855 The man who did this to you... do you remember what he looked like? 495 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:50,443 Do you remember if he had any facial marks or tattoos? 496 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:51,785 DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?! 497 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,478 SPEAK TO ME, DUMMY, SPEAK! THINK! 498 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:55,906 ...No! 499 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,564 (car passing by) 500 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,796 MELVIN: We'll just say I made a mistake, alright? 501 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:08,294 Uh huh. Yes. Okay. 502 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:11,061 Now I can't see. Alright. Uh huh. 503 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:13,811 (LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 504 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,772 Yes, that's the radio. 505 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,069 Why don't you look at those for a bit? 506 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:25,561 You're in there. Do you recognize yourself? 507 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,256 Yeah! That's you! 508 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,804 There's a whole bunch in there. 509 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,926 (intense Ilsa theme) 510 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:55,091 Yeah, I know. I know: evil. 511 00:43:56,242 --> 00:44:03,207 Okay, there's a turn up here but I'm not sure if it's left or right. 512 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:10,272 Thanks. 513 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,400 I need those to drive. 514 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,401 Thank you. 515 00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:17,086 Alright, now let's see here: 516 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:21,684 If Chapin goes down that way then that means... 517 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,601 Hey... hey... HEY! 518 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,094 No! What are you doing?! 519 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,409 Get back here. 520 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,266 Get back here right now. 521 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:35,654 Don't make me come over there. 522 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,840 Stop it! 523 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:37,891 Get over here. 524 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,856 Get over here right now. 525 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:40,969 Come here! 526 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,763 Get over here right now 527 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,204 Haaawww my Gawwwd! 528 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,895 Don't make me turn you back into a... 529 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:51,576 BBBZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!! 530 00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:55,562 What the hell? 531 00:44:55,635 --> 00:44:56,635 BBZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!! 532 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,382 BBZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT!!! 533 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:05,527 (intense music) 534 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,514 (ethereal operatic soprano) 535 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:35,296 BBBZZZTTTTTTTT!!!! 536 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:41,821 Sorry! 537 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:47,953 Hey! 538 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,369 Need a hand? 539 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:52,165 Uh, no thanks. 540 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,793 Have one. 541 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,544 Thanks very much. 542 00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:58,797 (car engine) 543 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,384 AGNES VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Agnes. 544 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:05,304 I can't reach the phone right now but leave your name and number 545 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:07,347 and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 546 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,468 Thanks, babe. 547 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:13,145 Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee. 548 00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:22,817 I'm sorry, my dear. I'm going to take their advice and give you up. 549 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:26,976 You and your fur bikini have brought me nothing but trouble. 550 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:33,748 For my sake, from now on, I'll only be drawing wildlife and landscapes. 551 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,127 No more cleavage. 552 00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:37,344 Ever. 553 00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:40,047 That's it. No more cleavage. 554 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,843 I won't even let the thought enter my brain. 555 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,677 Aaoooww Gawd! 556 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:52,727 Oh, Lord. Please help me. 557 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,438 Show me the way. Give me a sign. 558 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,767 Show me that there is more to life than just boobs. 559 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:03,387 (Angelic singing) 560 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,202 Thank you. 561 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,106 (coffee bubbling) 562 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,020 She's still in shock. 563 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,845 It's too bad she's not going to be talking to us for a while. 564 00:47:32,008 --> 00:47:33,008 DAMMIT! 565 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,644 And we were so close this time too. 566 00:47:35,803 --> 00:47:39,067 That was our biggest lead yet in catching the guy. 567 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,641 So where do we go from here? 568 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,987 Well, I just got off the phone with the front desk. 569 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,823 The only other person that was signed in on their ledger last night 570 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,558 was a guy by the name of Melvin Kolbaba. 571 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,497 The only thing that they know is that he's a pizza delivery guy. 572 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:58,256 Pizza delivery guy? How does that help us? 573 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,528 (phone vibrating) 574 00:48:03,389 --> 00:48:04,382 Yeah? 575 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,429 What was stolen? 576 00:48:12,064 --> 00:48:13,664 Top secret facility? 577 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,037 (suspenseful music) 578 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:21,671 You said he was a pizza delivery guy, right? 579 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:22,857 Right. 580 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,334 You're not going to believe this. 581 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,520 RADIO: You're listening to 98.8 KBBL. 582 00:48:35,321 --> 00:48:38,265 This is "Miss T" signing off for the evening. 583 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:41,571 A final word before I disappear into the night: 584 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:46,423 This is for all those lovely ladies making a living in front of the camera - 585 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:50,552 Be sure to keep an eye on that bag of cement at your next photoshoot. 586 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,553 It might just save your life. 587 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:56,505 The Medusa Killer has claimed yet another victim. 588 00:48:57,184 --> 00:49:00,354 Stay vigilant and fabulous girls. 589 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:05,009 That's all I got. Goodnight and good luck. 590 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,562 (night crickets) 591 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,345 (gun buzzing) 592 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:44,715 Melvin Kolbaba, come on down: You're a WINNER! 593 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:46,859 Melvin! 594 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,069 Your fabulous performance as a burlesque dancer! 595 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:56,018 I have for you this STUNNING trophy in honor of your FABULOUS performance! 596 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,870 AND to top it all off... 597 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,956 You have just won... 598 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,249 YES SIR. 599 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:07,379 You have just won an all-expense paid trip to... 600 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,173 ...wait for it... 601 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,590 SATURN!!!! 602 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:15,429 Four... three... two... one... 603 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:18,522 Zero: all engines running. 604 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:20,796 (rocket ignites) 605 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:56,662 (Monolithic ethereal voices) 606 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,304 (Happy fur bikini planet music) 607 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,583 Yeah ha ha ha! 608 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,211 This is so cool! 609 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:34,825 Nalia, I love you. 610 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:38,184 Don't mind me: I'm just an observer. 611 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:43,673 Oh, what am I doing? This is my dream! 612 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,059 Come here! 613 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:48,339 (Saturnalia waltz begins) 614 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,552 This is the greatest day of my life! 615 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,581 (evil noise from the water) 616 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:09,959 No! 617 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,602 I won't look at your Medusa Boobs! 618 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,798 No! You can't make me look at them! 619 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:33,816 No! 620 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:34,984 No! 621 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:37,904 No! 622 00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:42,226 HeyyyeaaaaAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 623 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,622 (uneasy music) 624 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,159 Nalia? 625 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,121 Nalia?? 626 00:53:35,137 --> 00:53:36,817 Right there: freeze it! 627 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:41,676 Melvin Kolbaba. Of course. 628 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:44,929 Pizza delivery guy! It all makes sense now. 629 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:47,683 He probably murdered all those women when they ordered pizza from him. 630 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:51,686 And just when we were this close to getting him, he catches wind of this "nerd doohickey" 631 00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:54,480 Now he can just make copies of millions of dollars in cash 632 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,566 and use it to escape the country and probably 633 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:59,467 run off to some remote beach God knows where! 634 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:02,364 That way, we'd never catch him. 635 00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:08,604 But little does he know that Sandusky and Sheppard are on the case. 636 00:54:09,171 --> 00:54:11,497 I don't know what god he prays to, Phil... 637 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,375 but, he better be in his good graces. 638 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,001 Let's go. 639 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,413 (Herrmann-esque chase music) 640 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:42,927 BBZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!! 641 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,596 (intense combat music) 642 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,713 (electrical zapping) 643 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,554 Hey! Wow. Oh my God. 644 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:57,728 (chewing) 645 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:09,448 (laughter) 646 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,176 SSCCHHHHWWWINNNNNNGGG! 647 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:22,856 BBBZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!! 648 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,661 (villainous music) 649 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,416 Sure. 650 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:03,724 BBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!! 651 00:57:07,516 --> 00:57:08,516 Okay... 652 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:12,112 We're just going to sneak in and put the machine back. 653 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:13,859 How hard can that be? 654 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,836 (lasers humming) 655 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:20,395 Oh my God. 656 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:23,721 They must have just installed lasers. 657 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,394 What do we do? 658 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:31,656 Alright. 659 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:51,967 Be careful! 660 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,698 You were great! 661 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,460 (alarm ringing) 662 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:38,932 Look at him Sandusky. 663 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,741 Sitting in that chair yawning that dumb yawn of his. 664 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,439 He's got killer written all over him. 665 00:58:45,781 --> 00:58:48,315 Just imagine what they'll do to him over there at the yard. 666 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:50,776 The boys will eat him up like candy. 667 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,137 Rock hard candy. 668 00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,540 Alright, Kolbaba. Listen up. 669 00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,367 Why'd you do it? Hmm?? 670 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,048 Why'd you do it, Kolbaba? 671 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:01,967 Twelve beautiful innocent women... 672 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:05,853 with all their futures and hopes and dreams gone now thanks to you. 673 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,547 What? 674 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:14,082 Does Miss Goodman ring any bells? 675 00:59:14,634 --> 00:59:16,434 What about Cinnamon Twist? 676 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,513 I'm sorry, what are we talking about? 677 00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:21,683 (laughing) "What are we talking about" he says! 678 00:59:21,775 --> 00:59:23,708 Show him the file, Sandusky. 679 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,396 Oh, you wanna explain this to us, Kolbaba? 680 00:59:26,413 --> 00:59:29,190 Some pretty good doodles if I do say so myself. 681 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:32,860 Yes, those are mine. I drew them. What about them? 682 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,461 Oh, so you confess? 683 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,030 Confess to what?? 684 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,031 That you're The Medusa Killer! 685 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:39,116 What?! 686 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:43,205 Medusa Boobs... Medusa Killer... 687 00:59:43,547 --> 00:59:46,625 There's too many similarities here. You can't talk your way out of this. 688 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:50,003 Well, that's a complete coincidence. 689 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,062 It was just an idea! 690 00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:55,299 Do you know how hard inspiration is to come by? 691 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,500 Okay, so lemme get this straight: 692 00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:01,055 What you're saying is that this cartoon girl that you drew 693 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:05,894 somehow came to life and can magically animate these petrified statues? 694 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,778 Yes! I drew her and she came to life! 695 01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:12,520 Go talk with her down the hall - you'll see her balloons! 696 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:18,823 The speech balloons! When she talks there are speech balloons... not the... 697 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:21,367 Just listen to me: I am telling the truth! 698 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:25,788 Oh, please. We have witnesses who saw you at that hotel. The same as the killer! 699 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:30,710 Okay: I freely admit I stole the machine but I never killed anyone! 700 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,337 I think you guys are making a huge mistake! 701 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,138 You got the wrong guy here! 702 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,715 Huge mistake? We got the wrong guy... 703 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,133 I'LL SHOW YOU THE WRONG GUY! 704 01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:39,654 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 705 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,443 Sir, take off your hat. 706 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,305 Turn to your left. 707 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,085 Your OTHER left. 708 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:52,928 (camera flashes) 709 01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:54,704 Now turn to your right. 710 01:00:55,619 --> 01:01:01,240 AGNES: I knew it was only a matter of time before you ended up in a place like this, Melvin. 711 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:05,081 But then again who knew that you would be The Medusa Killer? 712 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,996 I am NOT The Medusa Killer! 713 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,897 Well, who's the one behind bars now, Melvin? Huh? 714 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:14,462 Gosh! I almost let you sleep with me! 715 01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:15,794 Wait... what? 716 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:19,156 You could have killed me in my own bedroom. 717 01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,218 Agnes, you know me... I could never... 718 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:23,470 Do I know you Melvin? DO I? 719 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:26,071 Yes, you do. I am completely inncoent. 720 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,224 Tell that to the police. 721 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:31,771 I have! But, when Nalia here brings those statues back to life... 722 01:01:32,072 --> 01:01:33,072 They'll believe me. 723 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:38,845 She can bring the statues back to life? 724 01:01:39,288 --> 01:01:40,808 It's a long story. 725 01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:43,616 Well, good luck proving anything in court Melvin 726 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:46,744 with someone who's half naked wearing a leapord bikini! 727 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,811 Oh, leave her alone, will you?! 728 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,710 I gotta go. 729 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:58,254 But one selfie for the road won't hurt. 730 01:01:58,757 --> 01:01:59,797 For the gram! 731 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,497 (camera flashes) 732 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,357 (calm nostalgic music) 733 01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:08,698 You feeling alright? 734 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:10,267 (laughing) 735 01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:12,677 Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. 736 01:02:13,705 --> 01:02:17,817 Just taking it all in one last time before it comes down tomorrow. 737 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,487 You know... 738 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:22,988 Actually... 739 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:25,873 I'm in a pretty GREAT mood. 740 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:28,851 How about tonight: first round is on me. 741 01:02:29,763 --> 01:02:30,763 (laughter) 742 01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,206 My man. 743 01:02:35,469 --> 01:02:39,464 Oh, Nalia. How did we even get into this mess? 744 01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:42,282 I'm sorry about all this. 745 01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:46,845 You really shouldn't even be here - I'm the one that should be locked up. 746 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:49,916 You are free. 747 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:57,064 Yes, I know, but you are free to go. 748 01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:58,345 I'll stay here. 749 01:02:59,242 --> 01:03:00,922 You're not even real. 750 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:05,322 Sure. Sure. 751 01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:21,505 Hmm... 752 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,677 (rain and thunder) 753 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,972 (suspenseful music) 754 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:34,311 (door closing suspiciously) 755 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:37,450 (mysterious footsteps) 756 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:47,490 (music and footsteps continue) 757 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,072 (keypad beeps) 758 01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:06,104 (electric door opens) 759 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,090 (keypad beeping) 760 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,589 (electric cell door opens) 761 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,347 (suspenseful music rising) 762 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,529 (castle thunder) 763 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,431 It's been you all along! 764 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,112 Yes, Melvin! It's me! 765 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,406 I'm THE MEDUSA KILLER! 766 01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:00,637 (insane villainous laughter) 767 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:06,652 Why Agnes? I just want to know why. 768 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:12,742 Well, nice girls don't get very far in show business, honey. 769 01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:15,645 It all started with Allison Bechdel. 770 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,776 She was always the first to get called for gigs. 771 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:23,007 First for a photoshoot! First for a commercial! 772 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:29,968 With her perfect tan, her perfect little accent, and her little mole right on her left cheek. 773 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:34,456 She told me I had a face for television... 774 01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:37,183 Television, Melvin? 775 01:05:37,943 --> 01:05:39,919 I have a face for movies! 776 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,729 (thunder and lightning) 777 01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:43,939 I had to get rid of her somehow. 778 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,149 So you killed her? 779 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:48,777 How else was I supposed to get all the gigs I wanted, Melvin? 780 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,990 Agnes, you're insane! 781 01:05:52,232 --> 01:05:56,102 That may be, Melvin... but very clever! 782 01:05:56,595 --> 01:05:59,663 Who would have thought to pour cement over bodies, huh? 783 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,457 Me, that's who! 784 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,376 Whose career is taking off, huh? 785 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,087 Me... ME! THE MEDUSA KILLER! 786 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:07,579 (thunder crash) 787 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:09,811 (laser eyes charging up) 788 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:13,803 And now, Melvin... it's come down to this. 789 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:17,290 You. You just know too much. 790 01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:20,684 You have to go. 791 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:24,272 Agnes, I would like you to take my advice. 792 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:29,568 Nalia over there? She's a little over-protective about me and... 793 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:33,473 If you leave right now, I promise you: You will be unharmed. 794 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:37,951 Oh, yes. How could I forget: Little Miss Leopard Bikini? 795 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:40,579 You don't want to do this, Agnes. Please trust me. 796 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:44,708 Oh, what are you gonna do, honey? Throw your little leapord thong at me? 797 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,377 Pfft... really, Melvin? 798 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:50,005 (laser eyes charging up loudly) 799 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,506 Ooooh, I'm so scared! 800 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:52,716 BOOOM! 801 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:54,509 (laughter) 802 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:00,003 (dramatic music) 803 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,995 (flashing cameras in a murmuring crowd) 804 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,664 (microphone feedback) 805 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,114 Good morning. 806 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,241 MAN: Good morning. 807 01:07:16,307 --> 01:07:19,635 I'm Detective Sandusky. This is Detective Sheppard. 808 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:22,330 We want to thank you all for joining us today. 809 01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:25,457 It's been a very long and arduous journey for the both of us. 810 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:28,044 I can say with full 100% confidence... 811 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,337 We got him. 812 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:31,713 (applause) 813 01:07:32,724 --> 01:07:33,724 Thank you, thank you. 814 01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:37,052 We'd just like to take a moment to set the record straight and clarify 815 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:41,390 that The Medusa Killer is actually a "her" and not a "he" like we'd originally thought. 816 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:44,644 The recent victims of the killer have actually come forth and been revived 817 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:46,728 through a careful - yet secret - process 818 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:49,929 and have confirmed the identity of the killer as a woman. 819 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:52,808 REPORTER: Sir, can you explain the process? 820 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:53,986 Fantastic. 821 01:07:54,053 --> 01:07:56,530 Now, we'd also like to take a moment to thank everyone 822 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:59,366 involved with the investigation: the victims, the citizens... 823 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,367 and everyone else at the police department. 824 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:05,414 And, of course, the efforts of my good pal and partner: Phil Sandusky. 825 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,935 Phil: bring it in. 826 01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,458 ELDERLY WOMAN: Yeah, I got a question! 827 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:11,670 We understand you had a male suspect in custody yesterday... 828 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,404 and suddenly you have a female in custody 829 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,717 and the entire case is wrapped up... 830 01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:18,518 How would you explain this? 831 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:22,020 BOTH: We're really good at our jobs. 832 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:26,077 WARREN: So, the elusive Medusa Killer has been captured 833 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:30,480 thanks to the help of a local pizza delivery man 834 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,357 Melvin Kolbob 835 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:35,887 and his lovely fiance: Saturnalia. 836 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,989 I think it's pronounced Nah-lia. 837 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:41,723 Anyway, as a reward for what he has done 838 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,635 he has only asked for one small thing. 839 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,401 (cheering crowd) 840 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:50,626 And now, ladies and gentlemen 841 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:54,739 presenting: Melvin Kolbaba... 842 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:57,883 ...and his lustrous partner: 843 01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,053 SATURNALIA! 844 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:01,428 Ha ha ha ha! 845 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:03,717 (epic fanfare) 846 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:19,771 (audience boos) 847 01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:23,897 Boo! That sucks! 848 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,362 BBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 849 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,166 Hey, yeah... 850 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:33,451 Yeah, alright! 851 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:35,820 (audience starts cheering) 852 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:39,739 BBBZZZZZZTTTTTT!!! 853 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:42,418 (audience loses their minds) 854 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,089 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 855 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:51,174 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 856 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:53,218 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 857 01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:55,261 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 858 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:57,681 (music building) 859 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:05,772 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 860 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,649 BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT! 861 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,444 (LASER INSANITY) 862 01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:15,939 (audience cheering) 863 01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:18,832 (Theme song begins) 864 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:25,079 **WHO IS THE ONE THAT WILL SAVE US?** 865 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:31,919 **WHO IS THE ONE THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS?** 866 01:10:33,112 --> 01:10:36,215 **DOES SHE HAVE A FLASHING EYE?** 867 01:10:36,758 --> 01:10:40,351 **IS HER BRA A GIANT SIZE?** 868 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:47,701 **WILL HER FUR-BIKNI TERRIFY THE BRAVEST?** 869 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:50,438 **SATURNALIA!** 870 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:53,833 **SATURNALIA!** 871 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:57,795 **SATURNALIA!** 872 01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:01,507 **SATURNALIA!** 873 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:53,126 **STANDING FOR JUSTICE IS PROOF** 874 01:11:54,977 --> 01:12:00,566 **SHE ALWAYS WIELDS HER SPEAR OF TRUTH** 875 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:04,679 **AND SHE WEARS TWO STRIPS OF FUR** 876 01:12:05,371 --> 01:12:09,407 **TO COVER UP PARTS OF HER** 877 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:15,314 **CUZ MAMA DIDN'T RAISE THIS GIRL TO BE UNCOUTH** 878 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:19,043 **SATURNALIA!** 879 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,713 **SATURNALIA!** 880 01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:26,968 **SATURNALIA!** 881 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:31,205 **SATURNALIA!** 882 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:37,545 **SHE IS THE ENEMY OF FEAR** 883 01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:45,303 **JUSTICE AND TRUTH SHE HOLDS DEAR!** 884 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:49,614 **FROM EIGHT-THOUSAND EIGHTY-EIGHT** 885 01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:53,368 **AND FROM SATURN'S MIGHTY GATE** 886 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:59,609 **SHE'S A HERO THAT STILL HATES WHEN EVIL'S NEAR** 887 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:04,547 **SATURNALIA!** 888 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,884 **SATURNALIA!** 889 01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:11,454 **SATURNALIA!** 890 01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:15,082 **SATURNALIA!** 891 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:17,989 **aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH**