1 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:13,350 My stepmother Allison was one of the most incredible women I've ever known. 2 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:20,590 She was the perfect package. 3 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:23,370 Beautiful, smart, and genuinely nice. 4 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:28,990 And it drove me absolutely insane. My father didn't appreciate how lucky he 5 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:42,160 On the day of their sixth anniversary, Allison spent hours getting ready for a 6 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,980 day trip to Catalina that she had planned for them, only to find out that 7 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,920 was, once again, blown her off for work. 8 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:16,020 You okay? 9 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,160 Yeah, I'm fine. Why? 10 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:21,500 You're supposed to be in Catalina, and you're here instead. 11 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:24,160 Yeah, well, your father had to... Work. 12 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:25,860 I know. 13 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,500 He always has work. 14 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,480 Happy anniversary, Allison. 15 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:35,780 Thank you. 16 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,140 That's really sweet. 17 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,540 I'm sorry that you married such an asshole. 18 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:48,370 He's not an asshole, really. I mean, his job is just super unpredictable 19 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,370 sometimes. 20 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:52,070 Well, he should have planned around his work. 21 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:54,250 I mean, it's his year anniversary. 22 00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:56,350 Yeah, he'll make up for it tomorrow. 23 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:03,010 I'm so sick of him making it up tomorrow. I'm so fucking sick of guys 24 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,530 making up for it tomorrow. 25 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:06,410 What about treating a woman right? 26 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,550 Like right now. 27 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:13,690 Chad, really? 28 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,640 It's okay. I know how your father is. 29 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,560 Well, that's not how you treat a woman. 30 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:21,800 That's certainly not how you treat my mother. 31 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:28,540 Look, he grew up in a different generation than us. He's got a work, 32 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,500 mentality. There's nothing wrong with that. 33 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,620 Except when it makes you ignore your wife. 34 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,180 You know, if you were mine, I would have planned a whole day of celebrating. 35 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:49,300 Gosh, I mean, the asshole lands the most beautiful woman on the planet. 36 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,880 You should be celebrating every day. 37 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,860 What? You're adorable. 38 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:06,840 Well, the day shouldn't go by that you ever have to doubt if you're loved. 39 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:09,420 Chad. I'm serious. 40 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:13,660 I know this is a little weird for you. 41 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,210 That's a little weird for me, too. 42 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,230 But I can't keep doing it. 43 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,850 I want you. 44 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:33,810 I've wanted you since the day I met you. 45 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:35,910 You're so beautiful. 46 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,450 We cannot be having this conversation. 47 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:42,430 Why? Is it because you're married to my father? Yeah. 48 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:48,360 Well, I'm better for you than him. 49 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,000 We're around the same age. 50 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,160 And I know how to treat a woman. 51 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,800 Are you trying to present some case for why a mother should be with her son? 52 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,560 Maybe. 53 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,540 We can't do this. 54 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,260 Chad. 55 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:19,860 What the hell? 56 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,610 Yes. 57 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 Mmm. 58 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:29,460 Ugh. 59 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:55,380 Can I lick your paws? 60 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900 Oh. 61 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,260 That's it 62 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520 What? 63 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,100 But... 64 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:19,730 Yeah. 65 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,430 Yeah. Make that baby. Make that baby. 66 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,980 Thank you, Jesus. 67 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:30,699 Right there. 68 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,490 mm -hmm mm 69 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:42,170 -hmm 70 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,510 Mm -hmm. 71 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,290 Mm -hmm. 72 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,550 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 73 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,750 Mm -hmm. 74 00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:03,660 No. No. 75 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,340 Come here. 76 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080 Oh, 77 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:25,260 fuck. Holy shit. 78 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,140 Oh, fuck. 79 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,520 Ha ha ha. 80 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,840 Mhm. Mhm. 81 00:26:57,070 --> 00:26:58,070 Ew. 82 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,700 Yeah, I use that fucking pussy. 83 00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:29,850 Did your cock get hard for mommy's pussy? Yes. 84 00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:34,210 Did your cock get hard for mommy's pussy? Yes. 85 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:38,950 Did your cock get hard for mommy's pussy? 86 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,330 Yes. 87 00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:16,050 You're going to come for mommy? 88 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:17,950 You're going to come for mommy? 89 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,650 Come on. I want you to fucking come all over mommy's big ass. 90 00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:23,070 Come all over mommy's big ass. 91 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,550 Yeah. 92 00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:26,690 Come for me. Come on. 93 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:28,730 Put that hand up. 94 00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:31,590 All over mommy's big ass. 95 00:31:35,010 --> 00:31:38,730 That's right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Come on, baby. I want you to 96 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,430 come for me all over my ass. That's it. All over my ass. 97 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,260 some in my mouth. Good shot. 98 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,900 Oh my god. 99 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,700 Look at that. 100 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,960 Shit. 101 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,920 Oh my god. 102 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:38,690 Thank you. 103 00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:46,030 Allison's sixth anniversary wasn't the last anniversary that my father forgot. 104 00:32:46,490 --> 00:32:49,910 But it was the last one she ever got upset over.