1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:05,900 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 2 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:09,730 Sync: YTET-cupid, gagegao -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- 3 00:00:09,790 --> 00:00:13,550 Nightmares.and.Dreamscapes.Stephen.King Season 1 Episode 03 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 5 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:20,500 Well,I can see I-- Hold still. Hold still 6 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,500 Bang,bang,Mr. Umney.You better skedaddle 7 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,800 I got a big,bad gun,and it's smokin' 8 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,600 Aw,don't shoot.I'll do anything. 9 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,200 Oh,just you wait,Mr. Umney. 10 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,700 Ooh. Oh. Slippery.Ah. I like 'em slippery.Ha ha ha ha 11 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,800 You're nothin' but a high-class gigolo. 12 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,300 Low-class,baby. 13 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,700 Oh,gosh,you're fun. 14 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,300 You think so? 15 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,600 Mrs. Sternwood.Uh,have a drink? 16 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,800 Clyde,you stinker 17 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,700 Mr. Sternwood was the stinker,remember? 18 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,100 And I got you out of it clean and square 19 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:04,200 Oh,Clyde,I thought we had something special 20 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,400 We gave it a go 21 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,500 Right. Well,no more daydreaming 22 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,000 I know you don't love me 23 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,300 You've made it more than obvious 24 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,200 So I am going to end my life 25 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,500 What is that? 26 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,600 Drain cleaner 27 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,500 Drain cleaner? 28 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,500 Somehow,I don't think so. 29 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,800 You know,Mrs. Sternwood,I don't believe I've ever really seen you the way I'm seeing you now 30 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,400 What do you see? 31 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,900 You're lovely,cunning 32 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,300 You are,Mrs. Sternwood,the last eternal mystery 33 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:36,900 scorching,beautiful 34 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,500 built for love 35 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,100 not the kind of woman 36 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:43,700 who would ever clean her own drains 37 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,000 Aah! Oh,my God! 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,700 Sugar crystals.Just as I suspected. 39 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,800 Oh,my God 40 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,000 -Clyde Umney,private investigator -I'm a fool 41 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,500 And you're awfully sweet 42 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,100 Trouble at Blondie'S. 43 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,200 I've gotta go 44 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,400 But--but,Mr. Umney,I--wait,wait,wait 45 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:14,100 Get some coffee for her sugar,will you,Doll? 46 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,200 Worries,Mr. Umney? 47 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,800 Not my style 48 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,100 What have you got here,Vernon? 49 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:31,200 W-why,that's Jesus walkin'on the sea of Galilee 50 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,500 and my wife dressed up like sweetheart of the rodeo 51 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,000 Nice fringes. 52 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,600 Vernon,you've invented something here 53 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,500 We are standing in the world's first moving-up-and-down picture gallery 54 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,600 Why,it's art for the modern age-- efficient,cost-effective 55 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,800 look out! He's got a gun! 56 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,900 Oh,my gosh! He's got a gun! 57 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,800 You're a tough old bird,aren't ya? 58 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,600 No worries,Mr. Umney 59 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,900 That's it. I'm leaving 60 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,900 -Where do you think you're going?-Don't. 61 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,800 I have to turn you in 62 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,000 What's your problem,Ardis? You got popcorn for brains? 63 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,900 I saw what you did,Dunninger.I couldn't help it 64 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,700 I was on that street corner waiting for the bus 65 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,600 when you pulled up and shot 3 innocent people 66 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,200 Ah,don't go soft. They were double-dealing dope addicts 67 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,300 I can't just forget it 68 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,500 You can if you're smart 69 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,700 If you turn yourself in to the police, they'll go easy on you 70 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,200 That's right.They'll fry me nice and slow 71 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,300 When my little sister was lost 72 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:08,900 drowning in sin,I just waited, thinking God will protect her 73 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:11,200 that she'd come to her senses, and it'd be all right 74 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,500 You know what,Mr. Dunninger? 75 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,500 God is out to lunch 76 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:19,000 Go the police,and they'll be scraping your little sister's face off the pavement 77 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,400 and shoveling it in one of Blondie's homemade mincemeat pies 78 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,500 Let her go,Dunninger. 79 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:30,200 Bow-wow. The talented Mr. Umney 80 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,200 Clyde,look out! 81 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,900 Stay here. 82 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,800 Behind the bar! 83 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,500 Oh,my! 84 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,500 Clyde? 85 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,200 Clyde? 86 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,500 You ok,Doll? 87 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,500 I am now. 88 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,100 Come home with me. 89 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,900 I can't. Mother's waiting. 90 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,500 Run away to Mexico with me, just you,me,and the road. 91 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,500 It's not like that,Clyde. 92 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,800 You know it never is. 93 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,200 It's different for us. 94 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,700 We're one and the same. 95 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:09,700 We belong together,and someday I'll prove that to you. 96 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,400 -Stan! -Yeah,Clyde? 97 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,100 Do me a favor,will ya? 98 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,700 See that Miss McGill gets home. 99 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,500 You betcha. 100 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,100 Stay out of the rain,kid. 101 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,000 Shut up,Buster.Get a job. 102 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,100 Swell. 103 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:11,700 Go on. One more time. Whoo hoo hoo! 104 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,000 Wait.Come here. Come back. 105 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,600 There. Ooh! Ha ha ha! George. 106 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,200 -That's my job. -Wait,wait. Now. 107 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,700 Go! 108 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:31,700 Ok. One more. 109 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,800 Boys,this is one perfect day. 110 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,900 Somebody should slap a little "r" inside a circle symbol 111 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,000 right smack in the middle of this day, 112 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 a registered Los Angeles morning, 113 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,300 a Louis B. Mayer production. 114 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:31,300 What do you say,George and Gloria?! Something okey-pokey?! 115 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:35,500 Feeling an eensy-weensy hangover? 116 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:39,000 Look! Buster,a cat! 117 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,800 Hey,what's the beef? 118 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:45,000 Why don't you yap when I need you to,you ignorant mutt? 119 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,500 -Vern. -Mr. Umney. 120 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,500 What happened to Jesus walkin' on the sea of Galilee? 121 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,900 Where's the sweetheart of the rodeo? What is this? 122 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,300 Remember,the party is on Friday. 123 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:10,400 Wait a damn minute. What party? What's going on? 124 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,700 Retirement. 125 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,500 To hell you say. 126 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,700 Mr. Landry's coming. 127 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:19,900 Mr. Sam Landry,owner of this building. 128 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,000 If you don't wanna come,fine. 129 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:28,000 You've been acting crazy as a loon for the past 6 months anyhow. 130 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 What's gotten into you? 131 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,500 You know what.It's the big "C." 132 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,300 Terminal cancer? Since yesterday? 133 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,300 I'm retiring to Arizona. 134 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,400 Gonna live with my sister for as long as I have. 135 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:45,500 Let's face it,I don't expect to wear out my welcome. 136 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,100 You're supposed to be here, right here sittin' on your stool 137 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:51,100 with Jesus and your wife over your head,not--not this. 138 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,800 For how long,Mr. Umney? 139 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,200 Since you know everything, you could probably tell me. 140 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:00,600 How long do I have to keep driving this damn car? 141 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,500 Well... 142 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:08,900 forever. Forever,Vernon 143 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,500 You can't retire. 144 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:17,500 No? The way it looks to me, I really ain't got a choice. 145 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,400 This isn't right. 146 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,900 You know it isn't right,Vern. 147 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:27,100 What's not right,Mr. Umney? 148 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,500 Bye,Mr. Umney. 149 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:49,200 Get me the file on the mavis weld case, will you,Doll? 150 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,500 Dear Clyde,I have had all the groping and sneering I'm going to take from you. 151 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,900 Life is too short to be pawed by a washed-up divorce detective with bad breath. 152 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,800 You did have your good points,Clyde, 153 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,100 but they are getting drowned out by the bad ones. 154 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,300 Do yourself a favor and grow up. 155 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,400 Yours truly,Arlene Cain. 156 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,000 P.S. I'm going back to my mother's in Idaho. 157 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,700 Do not try to get in touch with me. 158 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:27,300 She liked it. She said she liked it. 159 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,000 Bad day,Clyde? 160 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,100 Samuel D. Landry at your service 161 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:53,000 Sam Landry? You're the... 162 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 you're the one that owns the building. 163 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,900 It's all my fault. I'm sorry,Clyde, 164 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,200 I really am,but,uh... 165 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,600 meeting you has been,well... 166 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,200 not what I expected. 167 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,100 For one thing, 168 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,000 I like you a lot more than I thought I would. 169 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,400 But I've got business here, 170 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,500 and there's no going back. 171 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,300 Yeah? You're--you're not like any businessman I've ever seen. 172 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,600 You call that a briefcase? 173 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,900 It's a computer,a typewriter with a brain. 174 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:30,200 Ah. Ha ha. Ok. I'm gettin' it now. 175 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,500 You carry a brain around in your briefcase. 176 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,200 You wear shoes that look like Boris Karloff's Frankenstein get-up, 177 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,200 what are you,some sort of a horror-movie guy? 178 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,900 No. Clyde,I'm a literary guy. 179 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:44,100 What's the writing on your shoes? 180 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,800 -Reebok. -Reebok? 181 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,200 Sounds like a dish on a Chinese carryout menu. 182 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,400 Oh,you like that,huh? 183 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,700 I know all your ideas,Clyde. 184 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,700 After all,I'm you. 185 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,900 Yeah. I noticed the resemblance. 186 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,200 Not familiar with the cologne,though. 187 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,700 It's called Aramis. 188 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,200 It won't be invented for another 40 years or so,just like my sneakers. 189 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,600 The devil you say. 190 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,800 Uh,the devil might come into it. 191 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,900 Where are you from? 192 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,400 I come from the future,Clyde,.. 193 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,800 just like a... 194 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,800 a pulp-magazine story. 195 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,600 Yeah,you come from sunnyland sanitarium,more like it. 196 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:25,400 But not like a science-fiction story,not exactly. 197 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,800 What was your father's name,Clyde? 198 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,600 What has that got to do with the price of cucumbers on Monday? 199 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,500 You don't know,do you? What about your mother's? 200 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,400 Here's a couple of easy ones across the plate. 201 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400 Where'd you go to school?What was the name 202 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,800 of the first girl you ever went all the way with? 203 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,200 Ok,stop playin' games. 204 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,800 Where'd you grow up? Carmel? Dusty Bottom,New Mexico? 205 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,000 Cut the crap. 206 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,100 Do you know? Do you? 207 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:49,100 Yeah. It was,um... 208 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,400 "San Diego! Born and raised." 209 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,000 San Diego.That feels right. 210 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 It feels right because I wrote it. 211 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,500 What's a Sony? Some sort of a side dish you get with a Reebok dinner? 212 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,100 Heh. It's a Japanese electronics company. 213 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,300 Oh,now you're kiddin' me,mister. 214 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,600 The Japs can't even make a windup toy. 215 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,500 Not now.Tell me,Clyde,when is now? 216 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,600 Do you know the date? 217 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,800 1938. 218 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,600 W-wait a minute. Uh,1939. 219 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,600 Don't feel badly.You don't know, because I don't know. 220 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,700 I've always kept the timeline vague in my novels. 221 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,300 Going more for a feeling. Call it Chandler American time. 222 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,700 Works for my readers. 223 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,700 Ok,tell me what's going on here. 224 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,900 You're beginning to know,aren't you? 225 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,900 Maybe I don't know my dad's name or my mom's name 226 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,000 or the first girl I went to bed with because... 227 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,600 you don't know. Is that it? 228 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,500 You're getting warm. 229 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,400 You don't just own this building. 230 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,400 You own everything. 231 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,400 Hot,hot,hot. Hot as a hot potato. 232 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,600 You see the picture on the wall to the left of the door? 233 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,100 Don't do it. 234 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:11,000 "On the wall to the left of the door,"a reveredleader hangs,but always slightly askew. 235 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,500 That's my way of keeping him in perspective." 236 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:21,900 You're a writer. You made me up. 237 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,100 When? Or is that even the right question? 238 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700 You first appeared in a mystery 239 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:31,800 called Requiem for A Lady in 19...77. 240 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,800 You've grown a lot more complex and interesting since then. 241 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,500 You were pretty one-dimensional at the beginning. 242 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,700 What a pisser for me. 243 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,800 Your latest was called How Like A Fallen Angel. 244 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,600 I started that in 1995. 245 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,700 Took me 5 years to finish. 246 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,400 My life's been interesting,Clyde. 247 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,600 Yeah? Well,you screwed up big-time with this one. 248 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,900 I didn't want to scare you any more than I had to. 249 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,600 Yeah? Well,you're scaring me plenty,mister. 250 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,800 If you created me 251 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,900 and you can turn George Washington into 252 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,500 Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 253 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,200 then you can do anything. 254 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Buster. Here,boy. 255 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:44,700 George? Gloria? It's me,Clyde,from next door. 256 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,200 Here's to you,George and Gloria. 257 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,800 No more parties. No more trips to palm desert. 258 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,100 No more basie and ellington 259 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:28,600 blowin' through the open window in spring. 260 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:35,500 No more of that Welsh corgi bark that goes through your head like slivers of glass. 261 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,100 You did this. 262 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,600 You made George kill his wife, you stinkin' bastard! 263 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,100 You're a clever boy,Clyde, 264 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,700 but readers love nasty murders, because secretly they wanna be the killer, 265 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,900 shoot the annoying neighbor. 266 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,600 Strangle that whining girlfriend. 267 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,400 Make-believe is a great healer. 268 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,600 Yeah? Well,it didn't heal the demmicks. 269 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,200 They were good people. 270 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,500 You think you're God,but you're just a 2-bit bully. 271 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:05,600 Why,I've beaten wiseguys tougher than you in your own books. 272 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,600 "His revelations hit me 273 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:14,200 like some kind "of debilitating drug. 274 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,800 "All the strength went out of my muscles. 275 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,300 "My legs felt like"a couple of strands 276 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,400 of al dente spaghetti. 277 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,700 "All I could do was flop back in my chair 278 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:31,000 and look at him." 279 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,900 That's not very good,but rapid composition 280 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,400 has never been one of my strong points. 281 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,800 You son of a bitch. 282 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,400 Yeah. 283 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000 I suppose I am. 284 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,600 You know your client,mavis weld? 285 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,300 She was a character in a novel called 286 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,500 the little sister by raymond chandler. 287 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,400 -Ring a bell? -No. 288 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,100 No. Of course not. 289 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,100 In your world,chandler never even existed. 290 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:57,800 But he's the man for every mystery scribe since then. 291 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,700 Clyde umney was the name of the lawyer in playback. 292 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,900 I did it as an... 293 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,800 um,a tribute,an hommage. 294 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,400 Hommage? Sounds like a fancy word for stealing,if you ask me. 295 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,400 So what'd you come here for? What's the heist? 296 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,300 I came for you,clyde. 297 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,800 For me? 298 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,600 Sorry. 299 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,900 I'm afraid you're gonna have to think of your 300 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,300 life in a new way from now on,clyde, 301 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:25,200 as a,um... well,as a pair of shoes. 302 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,300 You're stepping out,and I'm stepping in. 303 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,100 Oh. How fascinating. 304 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:34,590 And,uh,what happens to clyde umney? 305 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:37,840 I want you to see something. This is my personal diary. 306 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,630 Don't even think about it. 307 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:45,610 This is stuff I didn't make up. 308 00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:49,660 This is my life, the interesting part. 309 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,600 Why did you come for me? 310 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,320 There. 311 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,870 It's-- it's about a cemetery. 312 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,160 Linda and I went to see our son's grave every week. 313 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,460 I'm sorry for you,landry. 314 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:32,100 I can't come here anymore. 315 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,490 Why? Are you behind on writing the book? 316 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:37,270 - How can you say that? - Because the book is all you do. 317 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:40,800 Yes,I write in order to stay relatively sane. 318 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,720 But coming here is like ripping out stitches over and over. 319 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,980 I'm not gonna leave danny. 320 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,770 Nobody's leaving him. 321 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:52,800 It's just so cold in the ground, and he's all alone. 322 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,150 How long do we go on blaming ourselves? 323 00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:00,470 Just give me a minute,will you,hon? 324 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,900 Mom! Dad! Look at me! 325 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,720 They're gonna win. 326 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,700 Don't you dare. 327 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,340 You owe me! 328 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,330 Danny. Danny! 329 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,480 Danny's at the bottom of the pool! 330 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,160 Sam! Sam! Sam! 331 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,140 Danny's at the bottom of the pool! Somebody help! 332 00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,850 Danny! 333 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:02,970 Danny,no! Get him out! 334 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:06,610 Get him out! 335 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,650 Where are you? 336 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,060 Uh,page 187. 337 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,410 No. Not what freakin' page you're on. 338 00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:29,770 Where are you? How are you? 339 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:32,360 - 'Cause you're not here with me. - I'm working. 340 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:37,180 You're escaping,off in your own private universe. 341 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,760 Oh,god. 342 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,410 You know what? That's great for you,sam. 343 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,560 Why don't you just live in your fictional world, 344 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,560 because that way,you never have to face the fact that we've lost our son. 345 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,100 I'm aware of the facts. 346 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,760 God. 347 00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:02,580 You know what? Maybe I'm as nutty as you,but sometimes-- 348 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,900 sometimes I wish clyde umney were here. 349 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,000 He's definitely younger. 350 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:11,850 Remember when he saved ardis mcgill from going crazy 351 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:15,100 when she lost her little sister to a life of prostitution 352 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:19,310 and--and how he consoled mrs. Norris in how like a fallen angel? 353 00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,280 He gave her hope. He brought her back to life. 354 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,080 He screwed her brains out. 355 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,080 You just sit there staring at that screen. 356 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:37,640 Linda didn't know it, but she gave me the idea to come here. 357 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,810 She's given me a lot of good ideas. 358 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:43,110 Not only do you steal from that guy ray chandler, you steal from your own wife. 359 00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:45,240 I've heard of low,but that's bargain basement. 360 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,230 Are you getting this news flash? 361 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:51,730 Writers are the most shameless, self-centered bastards in the world. 362 00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:55,030 We lie,we seduce,we'll steal your soul-- 363 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,690 anything to look good on the page. 364 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:58,790 Aw,you won't get any tea and sympathy from me. 365 00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:04,260 I'm a bestselling author, and I don't have the words to console my own wife. 366 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,650 You're my alter ego. You can do what I can't do. 367 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:11,490 - Go to linda. Help her. - You are nuts! 368 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:15,130 Like the way you saved mrs. Sternwood from swallowing drain cleaner. 369 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:18,700 If that'd been me, I would've had a panic attack,but you were great. 370 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,080 I'll stay right here in my own shoes,thanks. 371 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,570 As you say in your world,I am the man. 372 00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:27,300 What the hell does that mean? We're all men. 373 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,990 Here. Take a powder. I got work to do. 374 00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:32,140 Don't get snotty. I made you. 375 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:34,910 Oops. Did we make daddy mad? 376 00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:37,570 Is that how you talked to your little boy? 377 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,290 Damn you. 378 00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:44,120 Ah,what are you gonna do, turn me into a barking dog? 379 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:49,810 "Dunninger's boys knew they couldn't touch me "without bringing down the heat, 380 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:54,130 "so they took it out on my girl. 381 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:59,930 Well,not her,exactly,but her little sister." 382 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,230 Don't do this,landry. 383 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:04,590 "And when ardis found the poor kid, 384 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:11,190 "she looked like she'd been attacked "by a circus of crazed monkeys with samurai swords." 385 00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:13,420 Stop it,you stinkin' pervert! 386 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:16,650 "And they carved her face into monkey meat." 387 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:19,780 They killed her,clyde,my poor little sister. 388 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,330 - I know. - Why did she have to suffer so? 389 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:25,640 - Ardis,get the hell out of here. - I told you it would never be good. 390 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,540 This world of ours is a heartless maze of greed and hate,and there's no way out. 391 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,890 You're wrong. The world is bright because you're in it. 392 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:34,870 Why do bullies always win? 393 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,670 "She was already over the edge. 394 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:39,790 "And there was nothing I could do to stop her." 395 00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:42,870 They don't always win. You know why? Because there's love. 396 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:46,350 "She had taken things into her own hands." 397 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,980 I hear you,my darling. 398 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,140 Ardis,listen. 399 00:28:51,650 --> 00:28:53,980 N--aah! 400 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,710 I wish you all the love in the world. 401 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,420 You didn't have to do that. 402 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,080 It's a new chapter,pal. 403 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,710 You think you're pretty slick,mr. God almighty, 404 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,890 but you're a bush-league version of god. 405 00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:18,420 I'm not your puppet. You can't control me. 406 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:22,160 "My will ebbing,I pushed on." 407 00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:24,120 - You're dust... - "this was it." 408 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,530 - And your stories are dust. - "Final adversary..." 409 00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,270 - it's the characters that live on. - "The last gun battle..." 410 00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:32,870 - nobody'll remember your clever little tricks. - "That was coming at me like a bullet to the gut." 411 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:35,310 - But they'll remember clyde umney. - "The big sleep." 412 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:37,870 Aw,that's right. 413 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:40,270 Make everything stop so you can do anything you want. 414 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:44,200 Clyde umney would never do that. He'd call it the coward's way out. 415 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,520 Let me live. 416 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,770 This is my life. 417 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,520 Too late. 418 00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:57,820 It's my name on the windows. 419 00:29:57,820 --> 00:30:00,820 I have always wanted to be a private eye, 420 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:04,970 ever since I was a little kid, to live in a world I could understand... 421 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,690 where sweet little boys don't drown, 422 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:12,220 husbands and wives don't stop loving each other. 423 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,140 That place is here-- 424 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:19,180 my place,my time,los angeles,1938-- 425 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:22,560 and that private eye is me. 426 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,780 Is this the end of clyde umney? 427 00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:27,480 I don't exactly know what's coming. 428 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,860 Close your eyes. 429 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:32,430 I'll try to make this quick. 430 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,550 I hope it doesn't hurt,old buddy. 431 00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:39,510 But you could care less if it does, you arrogant prick. 432 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,580 "And so I left town." 433 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:49,350 "And as to where I finished up,"well,mister, 434 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:53,560 I think that's my business. Don't you?" 435 00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:58,100 "The end." 436 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,900 sam... 437 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,680 I'm clyde umney. 438 00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:36,610 Gosh,sam,what did you do? You grow a mustache while I'm mopping the floor? 439 00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:39,130 I'm clyde umney,mrs. Landry,from 1938. 440 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,160 This is a little early for halloween,honey. 441 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,350 Can I come in? The pool is cold. 442 00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:49,190 What do you expect? Nobody's used it in months. 443 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,860 I guess nobody would. 444 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:55,120 Not since your son drowned. Danny. 445 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,900 He was 6 years old. 446 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,380 Sam told me all about it,and I'm sorry. 447 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:05,800 It was a tragic accident,ma'am, and you don't need to be shoulderin' the blame. 448 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,340 When did you talk to sam? 449 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,740 When he came into my office and stole my damn life. 450 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,860 So... 451 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:17,080 this is the house imagination built. 452 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,430 - Sam was big on imagination. - Yeah,I can imagine him. 453 00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:23,430 In cement shoes at the bottom of a lake. 454 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,250 Sam talked about this. 455 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:30,220 He called it the big rewrite. 456 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:35,370 He was gonna write you out of your world and write himself back in. 457 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:39,240 I just thought it was another one of his daydreams. 458 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,770 But... 459 00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,690 wait. You're... 460 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:45,710 you're as real as can be. 461 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,620 We swapped lives. 462 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,080 That's what must've happened. 463 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,950 What did it feel like? 464 00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:55,160 There was a--a lot of bright,green light, and then... 465 00:32:55,630 --> 00:33:00,440 I guess I came in through the machine, like a keyhole between 2 worlds. 466 00:33:02,590 --> 00:33:04,860 But it feels all right. 467 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:08,010 Huh. 468 00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:11,320 That thing is... black-magic voodoo. 469 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,620 On a good day. 470 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:17,120 Does this mean that sam is gone? 471 00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:20,010 He's probably got his heels up on my damn desk right now, 472 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,570 fleecing my clients and chasing my girl. 473 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:23,880 Only,she's dead. 474 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,380 He probably brought her back to life, the selfish bastard. 475 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,240 - Do you want a drink? - You oughta know. 476 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,010 Oh. Hold the phone. 477 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:54,460 You're a lot more fun in person. In the novels,you're very grim. 478 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:57,050 Murder is grim,mrs. Landry. 479 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,060 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 480 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:03,620 Well... 481 00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:06,040 you're a hard-boiled detective, and I'm a dame. 482 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,070 We could always find some lonely, gullible type and shoot him for the insurance. 483 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:15,390 Irony. You didn't have that in your world. 484 00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:19,610 You mean talkin' uppity in order to sound smart? 485 00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:21,810 Yeah... 486 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,030 We had it. 487 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,120 Sam landry,private investigator. 488 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:47,010 Sam landry,private investigator. 489 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,090 Sam landry here. 490 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,810 Ring. 491 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,260 Landry here. 492 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:00,030 Doll,I told ya,don't call me at work. 493 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,140 This is gonna be all right. 494 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:19,020 - Ah. That's swell of you,mrs. Landry. - Well,I want you to feel at home. 495 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,570 Say,uh... 496 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,300 You know how to work that machine? 497 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,260 Not if you keep calling me mrs. Landry. 498 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,220 Couldn't be any harder than flyin' an airplane. 499 00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:34,470 Like you did in wings of deceit. You know,that was not sam's best. 500 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:37,610 He had some success, and then he got fat and lazy. 501 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,940 Are you gettin' this news flash,mrs. Landry? 502 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:43,360 Your husband cared for you.He didn't want you to suffer anymore because of the kid kickin' off. 503 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,000 That's why I'm here.That's why everything's loused up,and somehow I gotta get back. 504 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,280 But you can't, because that's not the way sam wrote it. 505 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,680 Well,screw him. 506 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,840 Sam was right,though. 507 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,100 Being with you is having a very positive effect. 508 00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,860 - Yeah? - Yeah. 509 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,740 Well,I call it hell. 510 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,260 Frozen dinners you cook in a box. 511 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,720 Sneakers that look like frankenstein shoes. 512 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,820 Music that sounds like crows being steamed alive in a pressure cooker. 513 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:12,380 There's a lot to recommend in this world. 514 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,350 The sushi. 515 00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:16,320 Caller I.D. 516 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,790 300-thread-count egyptian cotton sheets available by catalog. 517 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:22,590 Wait a minute. 518 00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,740 Bite me,clyde. I'm just a tramp. 519 00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:26,990 I know who are. You're cora papadakis. 520 00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:29,120 The hellcat from requiem for a lady. 521 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,540 You know,sam stole that name from a man called james M. Cain. 522 00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,800 He was a greedy little thief. 523 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,150 - You're no good. - Oh,god. 524 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,290 - You're a bum. - Oh,just relax,will you? 525 00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:45,010 We're a married couple.If you and my husband are the same person,then technically,we must be married. 526 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,490 Ardis mcgill was always supposed to be my one true love. 527 00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:50,610 But wait. We don't have to play by his rules,clyde. 528 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:53,000 We can write our own story. 529 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,710 Oh,let's just drive to mexico,baby, 530 00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:58,720 just you,me,and the road. 531 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,650 Let's make a baby. 532 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,770 I know it's gonna look... 533 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:06,150 just... 534 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,820 like you. 535 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:15,240 When did you open shop,detective landry? 536 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,610 A few chapters ago. 537 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,370 I see. 538 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,700 So... 539 00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,090 what up? Heh heh. 540 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,540 you suspect your wife of fooling around? 541 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,940 Hi,mr. Landry. 542 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:42,140 Candy? 543 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:43,800 No,thanks. 544 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,630 I'm here to clean your pool. 545 00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:48,800 Oh. So that's what they're callin' it these days. 546 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,250 Ah heh. Yeah. 547 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,530 So,you look good. 548 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:55,810 How's the writing going? 549 00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:57,830 Peachy. 550 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,000 I'm home,honey! 551 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:12,870 Bang bang! 552 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,010 Yeah,you better run. 553 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:18,480 I got a big,bad gun,and you're gonna get it. 554 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,000 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. I'll do anything. 555 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,620 Danny's at the bottom of the pool! 556 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,190 Danny's at the bottom of... 557 00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:27,770 sam! Sam! No! 558 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,270 Mom! 559 00:38:30,270 --> 00:38:31,980 I'll do anything. 560 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,920 Get out! You... 561 00:38:36,350 --> 00:38:38,680 Leave my boy alone! 562 00:38:39,070 --> 00:38:41,260 - You...lousy,two-faced... - all right,calm down.Calm down. 563 00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,270 Washed-up divorce detective with bad breath. 564 00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:46,040 Calm down.Calm down,mrs. Landry. 565 00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:48,820 I just want sam and danny. 566 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:50,740 Get ahold of yourself,mrs. Landry. 567 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,610 I thought we could start over. 568 00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:55,700 I thought we could have a baby and it would look just like... 569 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,030 No. 570 00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,940 I bought clothes. 571 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,170 I was gonna surprise you with a second honeymoon. 572 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,370 Or first. Or whichever. But... 573 00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,380 you're with her. 574 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,710 It's never gonna change,mrs. Landry. 575 00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:12,510 This is who I am. This is how it's written. 576 00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:14,000 No. No. 577 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,040 Because sam changed the ending. 578 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,700 Sam thought he was god,but he forgot one thing. 579 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,870 Character is destiny. 580 00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:23,450 Clyde umney's never gonna change. 581 00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:26,110 If it makes you feel any better, I don't wanna be here either 582 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:30,840 in this groaning world of yours with its freight of disease and senseless violence. 583 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,830 Just go. 584 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:45,440 Just go back to wherever it is you came from. 585 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,740 In a snap,mrs. Landry. 586 00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:52,310 Only,god didn't leave the directions. 587 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,100 - I know she is. - How do you know? 588 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:10,100 - I saw them together. - You saw them together. 589 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,350 So that's how you... 590 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,340 put it together. 591 00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:16,790 Yes. 592 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,520 In the toolshed. 593 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:21,850 What,may I ask... 594 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:25,800 of course,you may ask. You ask him. 595 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:29,010 What were they doing in the toolshed? 596 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,220 Is it necessary to go into such personal details? 597 00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:36,440 That's why they say,"private," in private eye,mr. Woolrich. 598 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,440 That'S...pretty good. 599 00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:03,880 - Need a nurse in here. - Right there. 600 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,140 His pupils are fixed and dilated. 601 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,900 - Ok. Let's move him. - Yes,doctor. 602 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,930 1,2,3. 603 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,270 We're losing him. 604 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,820 - No. - Detective landry. 605 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,220 No... 606 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,600 - What on earth? - No. 607 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,900 What have I done? 608 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,840 What didn't I do? 609 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,670 "Ardis mcgill was a really great gal. 610 00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:04,680 "I mean,really great. 611 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,400 In the sense that you'd never met anyone like her before." 612 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,770 Take me back. 613 00:44:11,770 --> 00:44:15,110 Through the looking glass...now. 614 00:44:18,470 --> 00:44:19,940 Honey, that's really bad. 615 00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:22,510 Ok,ok,it isn't perfect. 616 00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:24,280 Ha. It sucks. 617 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,780 - But who says you can't learn? - God. 618 00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:28,680 I guess it's a one-way thing. 619 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,420 You can't just type the words. You gotta be a real writer. 620 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,020 Which is what? 621 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:36,260 A writer wakes up with his mouth full of pity. 622 00:44:36,830 --> 00:44:38,830 Hemingway said that. 623 00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:42,200 How did I know? I didn'T. It was sam. 624 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,760 Sam's the real writer. I'm just me. 625 00:44:46,830 --> 00:44:48,780 Forget it,baby. 626 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,610 No. I'm gonna get better at this. 627 00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:55,420 Did you read that,sam? I'm comin' after you. 628 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,490 I found my way in. 629 00:44:57,490 --> 00:45:00,300 I can see you, but I don't think you'll be able to see me, 630 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,340 not until I wrap my hands around your neck. Heh heh. 631 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,590 Until next time,pal. 632 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,240 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 633 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,800 sync:YTET-cupid, gagegao -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- 634 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,950 nightmares and Dreamscapes Season 01 Episode 03 635 00:45:15,305 --> 00:45:21,323 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org