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(GATE CREAKlNG)

2
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(SCREECHlNG)

3
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(DOG HOWLlNG)

4
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(SCREECHlNG)

5
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)

6
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(CACKLlNG)

7
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)

8
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(GROANlNG)

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Greetings, thrill-shriekers.
Care to join me on the scare lift? Good.

10
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Your pal the Crypt Keeper's
quite the ex-scream skier.

11
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I just love the feeling of
going fester and fester.

12
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Talk about hack-xhilarating!

13
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Which is kind of how
the man in tonight's terror tale feels.

14
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He's just started down
a black die-mond run of his own.

15
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In a nasty nugget I call "Surprise Party".

16
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(THUNDER CRACKlNG)

17
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(RAY SCATTlNG)

18
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(LAUGHlNG)

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I hope you find it comfortable.
Don't get too many folks up here.

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-Thanks.
-Glad to have you.

21
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If the rain ever stops
and the sun comes out,

22
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ain't no prettier view
than this one right here.

23
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Beautiful.

24
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I had no idea it was so rural out here.

25
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Clean and safe.

26
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Good night, Mr. Wells.

27
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Say,

28
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you wouldn't happen to be related
to the Wells that owns the farm

29
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-outside of town, would you?
-Yeah, I'm his son.

30
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Actually, I just inherited the place.
That's why I'm here.

31
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-I'm gonna see it tomorrow.
-Oh.

32
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So you're the son of Desmond?

33
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Yeah.

34
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-ls there something wrong?
-Not for me.

35
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So you're going out there?

36
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Well, if that's what you want to do...

37
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Some folks out there are going to
be surprised to see you.

38
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

39
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That place burned down 20 years ago.
How could there be anyone in it?

40
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Uh-huh.

41
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Well, I wouldn't care to find out.

42
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I just let things be. Just let them be.

43
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Ain't been anyone near there for years.
Not since your father left after the fire.

44
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Well, then, how do you know
there's anyone there?

45
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Lights, sometimes, and sounds.

46
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Could be imagination,
but I ain't curious enough to find out.

47
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-No, sir. No, sir, not me.
-Lights on my property?

48
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-What are you talking about, lady?
-God be with you

49
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or good luck, whichever you believe in.

50
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Oh, yes, sir.

51
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Lights on my property.

52
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NURSE: Mr. Wells.

53
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Mr. Wells.

54
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Mr. Wells.

55
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Mr. Wells, your son is here.

56
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I called him like you asked. He's here.

57
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Mr. Wells, can you hear me?

58
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He started going downhill yesterday.
Maybe seeing you will do him some good.

59
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That would be a first.

60
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Thanks for coming.

61
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Well, I never thought I'd hear that.

62
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They tell me I don't ha ve much time left,

63
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-so I wanted to see you.
-You wanted to see me?

64
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Sure you did, you dried-up son of a bitch.

65
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You had to squeeze that
last drop of feeling out of me

66
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before you died, didn't you?

67
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Ray, Ray, please don't talk to me like that.

68
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I drew up a will.
Did it myself a couple days ago.

69
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Yeah.

70
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I wanted to explain it to you.

71
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It was no damn explanation.

72
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The will's on the table. Get it.

73
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You're giving the property to charity?

74
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To charity? Ha!

75
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Ray, I'm doing it for your own good.

76
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What a guy.

77
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Wait, wait, wait.

78
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This isn't even official!

79
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Notary's coming tomorrow.

80
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Well, that's fine. I'll destroy it today.

81
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Go ahead. I'll just make another one.

82
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Listen to me, damn it,
that's the way the will stays.

83
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The fire destroyed everything.

84
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There is nothing left there
but my memories.

85
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Ray. Ray.

86
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It's cursed grounds.
You ha ve to believe me.

87
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If there's only one thing
I would do for you,

88
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it would be to see
that you never set foot there.

89
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That property is mine, God damn it.

90
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-You never wrote this will. It doesn't exist.
-Ray...

91
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And as your only surviving heir,
everything you got goes to me.

92
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What are you doing?

93
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You can't deny me what's mine.

94
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Damn you.

95
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Nurse!

96
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That property is mine.

97
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DESMOND: Ray.

98
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It's cursed ground. Never set foot there.

99
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What...

100
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Excuse me. Excuse me.

101
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Hey, hello!

102
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Look, people, I don't know what
you're doing here, but I want you out!

103
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Now, you hear me?

104
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Hey, sweet cheeks.

105
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Hey, man, you get your hands off me.

106
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Are you stoned or what?

107
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Maybe a little partied out.

108
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Well, that's good, good, 'cause
I want you out of here in five minutes.

109
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Look, people,
maybe I didn't make myself clear.

110
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You are trespassers.

111
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If you're not off this property
in five minutes, I'm calling the cops.

112
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I own this place. My name is Ray Wells!

113
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Right on!

114
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(ALL CHEERlNG)

115
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(DANCE MUSlC PLA YlNG ON STEREO)

116
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Wait. That's it!

117
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-ls there a pay phone near here?
-Man, are you kidding?

118
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Oh, no. You can ask the cops
when they get here, darling,

119
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if I was kidding.

120
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Oh, man, it's such a nasty night out,

121
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and the police department's
only got two guys.

122
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I don't know if they're gonna wanna come
all the way out here

123
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-just to interrupt an innocent little party.
-Party?

124
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Trust me, darling, this ain't a party.

125
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(JOSlE WHOOPlNG)

126
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Damn! Where did this hunka-hunka
burning love come from?

127
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Hey, Mr. Wells,

128
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if you insist on tromping
through the mud to turn us all in,

129
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then I insist that you fortify yourself first.

130
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Go on. It's not gonna bite you.

131
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I'm the thing that's gonna do that.

132
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Easy, slugger. That stuff's pretty rough.

133
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What is this?

134
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Fruit juice, some Tang, a little sherbet,

135
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and lots of grain alcohol.

136
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I call it Midnight Special,
'cause if you drink it till midnight,

137
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things get pretty damn special.

138
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-With this crowd?
-You'd be surprised.

139
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I'd be shocked.

140
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Here you go.

141
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Feeling special yet?

142
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I'll let you know, Josie. It is Josie, isn't it?

143
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That's my name.

144
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I can see that.

145
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Tell me something, what are
all these people doing in my house?

146
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:07,265
Waiting for you, angel.

147
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:12,244
We were so hoping that you'd come by
and check out your property.

148
00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:17,485
Now that you're here, think of this
as your housewarming.

149
00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:19,918
Well, that's very nice of you all.

150
00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:24,629
-Mind if I unbutton your shirt?
-Nope, be my guest.

151
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,826
(EXCLAlMS)

152
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:34,665
Midnight, here we come.

153
00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:39,738
Josie, you want to dance?

154
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:42,641
I'm having a conversation, Frank,
or didn't you notice?

155
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,076
Yeah, I noticed.

156
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:46,211
I'll dance with you
in a couple minutes, okay?

157
00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:48,147
You know, I had a feeling
this would happen with you.

158
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The second
he comes waltzing in this door,

159
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you're all over him like white on rice.

160
00:14:51,117 --> 00:14:52,551
Frank!

161
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:56,588
Sorry, sorry.
I forgot, I'm just the caretaker here.

162
00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:59,251
Who do I think I am, right?

163
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Come on.

164
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:11,571
-Hold the lamp, would you?
-Sure.

165
00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:15,207
So, that guy, he takes care of the house?

166
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,910
-Yeah, does a great job, doesn't he?
-Yeah.

167
00:15:17,911 --> 00:15:21,691
He's always so jealous. God, I hate that.

168
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,617
Do me a favor,
put the can back on the shelf?

169
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:28,118
Sure, sure.

170
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:36,293
Fancy meeting you here.

171
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:43,735
I can't tell you
how much I've waited for this.

172
00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,204
Is that right?

173
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,538
I know it sounds strange,

174
00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:50,175
but I always knew
that someday you'd inherit this house.

175
00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:54,012
I was just praying that you weren't gonna
be some pathetic little creature.

176
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And now you...

177
00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,017
-Let's go.
-Yeah.

178
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(ALL WHOOPlNG)

179
00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:55,654
-Wait, I'm not ready yet.
-You're not ready?

180
00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:00,978
Now, I'm ready.

181
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,471
I'm gonna tear you to pieces.

182
00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:22,299
You son of a bitch!

183
00:17:22,368 --> 00:17:26,071
You think you can just walk into my house
and take anything you want?

184
00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:27,472
Well, screw you, pal!

185
00:17:27,473 --> 00:17:31,877
I see you looking at my woman again,
I will kill you!

186
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:35,347
You got it wrong, pal. This is my house,

187
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:39,484
and as for your woman there, bright boy,
she was begging for it.

188
00:17:39,485 --> 00:17:43,956
-Frank! Stop it!
-Oh, baby, I'm gonna kill this...

189
00:17:43,957 --> 00:17:46,457
(GROANS)

190
00:17:48,628 --> 00:17:51,128
Frank, look out!

191
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:53,931
(SCREAMlNG)

192
00:17:57,837 --> 00:18:01,740
It's okay. He came at me
in my own house! It was self-defense.

193
00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:05,370
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

194
00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:08,370
Shut up! God damn it!

195
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,749
(SCREAMlNG)

196
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,277
Shut up! Shut up!

197
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,833
Oh, Jesus.

198
00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:38,008
Damn, damn, damn.

199
00:18:38,778 --> 00:18:41,278
God.

200
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:51,206
You should have stopped screaming.
Damn it!

201
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:23,373
JOSlE: I don't think so, Ray.

202
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,126
You know, Ray,

203
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:31,494
it's one thing to be a jerk-off,

204
00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:34,466
but you could at least be original about it.

205
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,001
-What?
-Look, Frank,

206
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:39,504
he's even got the same lighter
his father used.

207
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:44,966
Oh, what, Ray? Daddy never told you
about his wild parties?

208
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:50,098
He never told you
about the one he threw in '73?

209
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,852
-That was a real barn burner.
-Oh, God, no. No.

210
00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,721
Yeah, everything was going great,

211
00:19:55,722 --> 00:19:59,691
until he got drunk and decided
he had dibs on my little girl here.

212
00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:03,562
-And then, when I walked in on them...
-He knows the rest. Don't you, Ray?

213
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:07,055
Roasting 15 people alive.

214
00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:13,691
Pretty rotten way to cover his ass,
don't you think, Ray?

215
00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:16,473
Would you like to see?

216
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:29,515
So, you can see why we've been
so anxious to meet you.

217
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:35,060
We've been partying a long time,
waiting for you to show up, fuego boy.

218
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:39,901
-We are very tired.
-Maybe now we can get some rest.

219
00:20:45,238 --> 00:20:47,738
(ALL GROWLlNG)

220
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:15,526
No! I'm not my father!

221
00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:21,872
(SCREAMlNG)

222
00:21:41,694 --> 00:21:44,322
No, stop!

223
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:04,609
Poor Ray.

224
00:23:04,610 --> 00:23:08,647
Well, at least he went out
in a blaze of gory.

225
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:11,981
Still, talk about a pain in the ash!

226
00:23:12,051 --> 00:23:13,151
(CACKLlNG)

227
00:23:13,152 --> 00:23:15,652
Bye, Cryptie.

228
00:23:16,155 --> 00:23:19,921
As for me, kiddies, I'm about skied out.

229
00:23:19,992 --> 00:23:25,492
Not that I didn't have fun,
but these boots are killing me!

230
00:23:26,032 --> 00:23:28,532
(GROANlNG)

231
00:23:28,601 --> 00:23:30,435
Oh, my.

232
00:23:30,436 --> 00:23:34,606
Now that's what I call
the agony of de-feet!

233
00:23:34,607 --> 00:23:37,107
(CACKLlNG)