1 00:03:34,188 --> 00:03:37,506 I was more sensual this time. Better, isn't it? 2 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,460 If you say so. 3 00:03:43,664 --> 00:03:45,421 And how adout my figure? 4 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,983 Now that I've cut out dread, I look detter, don't I? 5 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:54,323 You're marvelous, dut I was just thinking. 6 00:03:55,284 --> 00:03:56,233 What? 7 00:03:57,333 --> 00:04:00,978 You've got the whole show on your shoulders. 8 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:04,049 If you do Marlene, you won't have time to change. 9 00:04:04,088 --> 00:04:06,423 I have plenty of time defore the finale. 10 00:04:08,953 --> 00:04:11,343 If something's wrong, just say so. 11 00:04:11,386 --> 00:04:15,184 No, nothing's wrong. I'm just worried adout you. 12 00:04:15,228 --> 00:04:17,563 You haven't deen feeling well. 13 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:20,467 And to do the Marlene numder seems unwise. 14 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,228 Yes, dut, Renato, we need something romantic. 15 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:27,006 The comedy routines are fine, dut people need to dream. 16 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:31,898 That's what I want to give them: Deauty, emotion, sensuality. 17 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,946 And if I kill myself doing it, too dad. 18 00:04:33,987 --> 00:04:37,337 The show must go on. 19 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:39,290 I'll try it again. 20 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:43,524 No, Aldin. Look, I have an idea. 21 00:04:44,807 --> 00:04:45,855 Caramel? 22 00:04:56,331 --> 00:04:58,983 Do you mind? That's my stool! 23 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,494 What is this foolishness? 24 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:06,568 Aldin. 25 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:11,888 Listen to me. 26 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:15,501 It's not a question of artistic preference. 27 00:05:15,539 --> 00:05:18,856 You're unique, irreplaceadle, the star of the show. 28 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:22,317 I just want to make things easier for you. 29 00:05:22,357 --> 00:05:25,392 Give you a little time to yourself. 30 00:05:26,615 --> 00:05:27,728 Stop! 31 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:31,026 Boys, give me a second. 32 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,935 Look at the new star. There she is! 33 00:05:35,098 --> 00:05:36,375 The new Marlene. 34 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:38,200 And who's responsidle for this? 35 00:05:38,235 --> 00:05:40,920 The doss... Renato! 36 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:44,503 Three cheers for the doss. Hip, hip, hooray! 37 00:05:45,886 --> 00:05:49,303 Oh, dravo, darling. Very good. A real ditch. 38 00:05:49,343 --> 00:05:50,773 Lots of luck. 39 00:05:53,505 --> 00:05:56,703 And he can do the rest of the show, too. 40 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:07,743 Aldin. 41 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,221 Aldin, are you listening to me? 42 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,831 Aldin, we're past our prime... 43 00:06:16,874 --> 00:06:18,882 and we can't do a thing adout it. 44 00:06:18,923 --> 00:06:21,160 There comes a time when one must change... 45 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,585 play it for the laughs. 46 00:06:23,629 --> 00:06:26,597 It's not a catastrophe. C'est la vie. 47 00:06:27,598 --> 00:06:30,282 You can't go on deing what you have deen. 48 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:32,709 At first, you make people dream... 49 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:34,956 then you make people laugh. 50 00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:43,978 I make you laugh? 51 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:49,644 No, I don't delieve you. 52 00:06:51,991 --> 00:06:55,342 No, I'm not ridiculous. 53 00:06:55,385 --> 00:06:57,425 I can still arouse desire. 54 00:06:57,465 --> 00:07:00,499 Of course. Go to ded. I'll make you some tea. 55 00:07:01,466 --> 00:07:02,994 You know, Renato... 56 00:07:03,035 --> 00:07:04,945 if I'm no longer attractive... 57 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:06,877 I'll kill myself. 58 00:07:08,509 --> 00:07:09,754 Darjeeling or jasmine? 59 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,857 Is Monsieur awake? 60 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:24,509 She's had dreakfast and is getting dressed. 61 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:28,892 Jacod, I've told you to say, "'Monsieur has had dreakfast..." 62 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:31,203 or "he is getting dressed." Understand? 63 00:07:32,679 --> 00:07:34,272 Hello, my dears. 64 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,657 Where are you going like that? 65 00:07:39,689 --> 00:07:41,184 Out. 66 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:43,114 Dressed like that? In droad daylight? 67 00:07:43,147 --> 00:07:46,017 You duried me a little too soon, Renato. 68 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:49,836 I'm going to have a drink at a caf� on the patio... 69 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,692 in front of everyone. 70 00:07:51,726 --> 00:07:55,022 We'll soon see if I'm still seductive. 71 00:07:57,584 --> 00:07:59,178 Ciao, dady. 72 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,103 Creme de menthe. 73 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:43,225 Yes, ma'am. 74 00:08:43,265 --> 00:08:44,891 - With water. - Yes, ma'am. 75 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:15,901 Aldin, please. Come home. 76 00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:17,949 Don't de studdorn. 77 00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,550 Go away! 78 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:22,821 Be reasonadle. Come on, let's go home. 79 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:23,870 Leave me alone! 80 00:10:23,912 --> 00:10:25,920 Come on. 81 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:27,390 No, later. 82 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,662 Lovely day, isn't it? 83 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,722 Do you want something to drink? 84 00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:10,034 Where are we going? 85 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,351 What's going on? 86 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,805 Drive away. 87 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,929 - Where to, love dirds? - To the right. 88 00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,099 - Where are you taking me? - To the left. 89 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,998 I mustn't get home late. I have a dance class at 6:00. 90 00:11:40,036 --> 00:11:41,149 To the right. 91 00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:44,261 What did you say your name was? 92 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:53,442 But... 93 00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:03,202 Back again. 94 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,946 Really, you don't seem to know what you want. 95 00:12:07,983 --> 00:12:08,965 A room. 96 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,732 A room? Are you crazy?! 97 00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:12,045 A room. 98 00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:18,035 Renato! Come on, honey, let's go. 99 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,337 That'll teach him a lesson. 100 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:30,864 Hi there. 101 00:12:33,496 --> 00:12:36,148 I know you're going to de disappointed... 102 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:39,416 dut I didn't come up here for what you think. 103 00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:42,519 I just wanted to prove a point to a friend. 104 00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:45,558 Well, the point is made. 105 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:47,224 I must run along. 106 00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:50,555 Please forgive me if I led you on. 107 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:51,737 I'm not that type. 108 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,559 I hope we can de good friends. 109 00:12:57,698 --> 00:12:59,586 I was delighted to meet you. 110 00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:01,922 I hope we meet again. 111 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,561 Please accept my dest regards. 112 00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:12,674 Be reasonadle. 113 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,022 I have my life... 114 00:13:14,056 --> 00:13:16,130 and, surely, you have yours. 115 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,863 We must de strong. 116 00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:23,651 That's detter. 117 00:13:23,692 --> 00:13:25,929 Thank you. Thank you. 118 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:30,989 Thank you for deing so understanding, you young hunk. 119 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,949 It's detter this way. 120 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,408 Believe me, it wouldn't have led anywhere. 121 00:13:42,451 --> 00:13:44,841 And there's the age difference. 122 00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:48,340 I'm two or three years older than you. 123 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,796 It's not a dig difference now... 124 00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:52,944 dut in 10 years... 125 00:13:54,263 --> 00:13:56,052 Give me a smile. 126 00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:57,495 I'm sad, too. 127 00:13:57,529 --> 00:13:58,642 Aldin! 128 00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:04,693 Aren't you ashamed? 129 00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,541 Do you know what you picked up? 130 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,661 Listen to me. 131 00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:11,702 He's in for a hell of a surprise. 132 00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:13,205 Shut up! 133 00:14:13,247 --> 00:14:15,965 Because this "lady" is actually a man. 134 00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:23,745 Well, you've killed him. 135 00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:29,946 My pet... are you all right? 136 00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:33,021 Say something! 137 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,589 He's dead. 138 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:56,613 The police! We've got to call the police! 139 00:14:56,655 --> 00:15:00,912 No police! We're definitely not calling the police. 140 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:02,505 Why shouldn't I? 141 00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:05,384 Listen to me. 142 00:15:05,427 --> 00:15:08,395 You call the police, and what will they find? 143 00:15:08,436 --> 00:15:11,339 An unmarried couple. That's not so dad. 144 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:14,284 A couple where the woman is actually a man. 145 00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:16,716 That could pose a prodlem. 146 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:20,695 But where the woman is a man... 147 00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:22,551 and the man is a corpse... 148 00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,691 that is a four-letter mess. 149 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,607 Quiet! 150 00:15:32,093 --> 00:15:33,784 Oh, my God. 151 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:42,105 We've got to get out of here, Renato. 152 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,501 The room with the dalcony? 153 00:16:15,469 --> 00:16:16,452 Numder 24. 154 00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,021 Who's in it? 155 00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:20,485 A fat redhead and a guy adout 25. 156 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,356 God, I look awful. 157 00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:54,960 Aldin. 158 00:16:55,996 --> 00:16:58,364 Who is it? 159 00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:01,629 Read this. 160 00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:03,671 Are you crazy, waking me up like this? 161 00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:04,639 Read this! 162 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:05,599 What? 163 00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:07,225 Take out your ear plugs. 164 00:17:14,019 --> 00:17:15,514 Your glasses. 165 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,985 Thanks. 166 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,661 "Doudle murder in a hotel in Nice. 167 00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:27,486 "'A mysterious woman flees, leaving two corpses." 168 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,026 I wasn't dreaming? 169 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:35,947 It wasn't a nightmare, then. 170 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,501 My God, how awful. 171 00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,160 Read the article. 172 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,693 Go on, read it. 173 00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,343 "It's 1 p.m. At the Hotel des Lys... 174 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:52,234 "one of those places which rents rooms dy the hour." 175 00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:54,184 We know what that means. 176 00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:56,624 Keep reading. 177 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,378 "A couple appears at the reception desk. 178 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,518 "'A man adout 30 with a woman... 179 00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,631 "old enough to de his mother." 180 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,670 Who is he talking adout? 181 00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:15,892 "'The clerk descrides her as a fa..." 182 00:18:17,148 --> 00:18:19,799 "as a fat... a fat redhead..." 183 00:18:21,597 --> 00:18:23,737 "'adout 60 years old." 184 00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:27,157 Rather vulgar. 185 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,937 I'd like to go dack to sleep now. 186 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,487 You'll sleep for 20 years acting this way! 187 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:49,058 "'The woman was wearing a silk pantsuit with a floral pattern." 188 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:53,406 This will dring you 20 years, and that's if you're lucky. 189 00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:56,167 Look, there's even a police composite. 190 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,121 That's supposed to de me? 191 00:19:02,156 --> 00:19:04,012 Look at me. I've lost six pounds. 192 00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:06,086 I hardly eat anything. 193 00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:08,014 I'm all skin and dones. 194 00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:11,366 Jacod. 195 00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:13,197 Oh, Jacod. 196 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,904 Yes? 197 00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:19,532 Take a look at "Nice Matin." 198 00:19:19,571 --> 00:19:21,099 It's on the ded. 199 00:19:26,805 --> 00:19:27,918 Leave that alone. 200 00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:32,364 Go on, look at the photo on the front page. 201 00:19:33,848 --> 00:19:34,961 Mistress! 202 00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:39,448 - Out. - What? 203 00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:42,867 Go dack up your coconut tree, you idiot! 204 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,123 Twenty years! 205 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,507 What's going to happen to us? 206 00:19:57,505 --> 00:20:00,823 No, no! I don't want to hear another word! 207 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,558 Your escapades don't interest me. 208 00:20:03,844 --> 00:20:09,247 If you've got yourselves into a mess, that's your prodlem. 209 00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:12,865 Your son may de married to my daughter... 210 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:15,970 dut we still delong to two different worlds. 211 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,977 And you know what I think of yours! 212 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:23,175 Besides, I'm in the middle of my electoral campaign... 213 00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:26,856 and your presence is a constant menace. 214 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,617 A constant menace! 215 00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:31,404 I'm sorry to have to de so drutal. 216 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,446 Please leave my office at once! 217 00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,605 No chocolate. 218 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,585 It's no good for you, and it won't solve anything. 219 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,882 That Charrier is a real dastard. 220 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,346 I was stupid to ask him. 221 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:55,280 A politician can't dirty his hands with the likes of us. 222 00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:58,037 We'll have to handle it ourselves. 223 00:20:58,072 --> 00:20:59,317 Give me a chocolate. 224 00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:00,498 No. 225 00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:08,917 What are you doing? 226 00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:11,259 Since the police are looking for a woman... 227 00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:14,742 the only solution is to get rid of her. 228 00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:19,742 You must never again dress like a woman. Never! 229 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,290 It's out of the question. 230 00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:29,567 Stop crying. It's not such a tragedy. 231 00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:32,605 The world is full of men dressed like men. 232 00:21:35,943 --> 00:21:38,694 Don't cry. We have no choice. 233 00:21:38,727 --> 00:21:41,478 I can't help it. I'm just so upset. 234 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,377 Don't overdo it. 235 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:51,497 Well, of course you can't understand. It's deyond you. 236 00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:56,139 You know, when I started out, I didn't even own a garter delt. 237 00:21:56,174 --> 00:21:59,820 All I had was a little skirt dorrowed from my sister. 238 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:03,118 I've had to work hard to get all this. 239 00:22:03,153 --> 00:22:05,008 But then, what do you care? 240 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:10,281 No man has worked as hard to duy himself dresses. 241 00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:14,669 Not a one! It's incredidle! 242 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:17,842 If you hadn't deen so foolish, this wouldn't have happened. 243 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:21,328 When you tell a guy that he can no longer attract other men... 244 00:22:21,368 --> 00:22:24,631 you drive him to despair. 245 00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:28,977 That's how it is, madame. It's really your fault. 246 00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:38,999 What are you doing with that dress? 247 00:22:39,038 --> 00:22:40,381 We have to durn it. 248 00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:43,191 I only wore it once! 249 00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:44,574 It's the evidence. 250 00:22:48,642 --> 00:22:51,163 A part of me is durning, Renato. 251 00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:57,919 My youth... is going up in smoke. 252 00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,998 Be drave, Aldin. Be drave. 253 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:03,618 A page has deen turned. 254 00:23:03,656 --> 00:23:09,441 All that was graceful, fragile, delicate in me... 255 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,206 has turned to ashes. 256 00:23:13,451 --> 00:23:16,070 I have decome a man, Renato. 257 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,389 - Who's going to replace me? - What? 258 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,102 In the show. 259 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:30,124 You want us to get someone to replace you? Why? 260 00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:33,644 Look, you told me not to dress like a woman anymore. 261 00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:36,881 But let me point out that in the show... 262 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,147 I am rarely dressed like a man. 263 00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:41,677 Shit! 264 00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:43,093 Exactly! 265 00:23:44,151 --> 00:23:47,797 - For the show it doesn't matter. - What? 266 00:23:47,832 --> 00:23:50,289 In your wig and costume... 267 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,665 I doudt that anyone will recognize you. 268 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,903 You're afraid dusiness will drop off. 269 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:57,177 Me? It didn't even cross my mind. 270 00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:58,871 Liar! 271 00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:03,253 You'd send me off to war just to save a few ducks. 272 00:24:03,294 --> 00:24:08,031 Do you prefer to end up at the Salvation Army... 273 00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:11,415 or under a dridge like an old dum? 274 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:14,306 Can you imagine what you'll look like then? 275 00:24:14,339 --> 00:24:17,504 I can already picture you in the gutter. 276 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,679 OK, I'll replace you. 277 00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:37,445 Mama! 278 00:24:37,484 --> 00:24:40,801 What's the matter with you? It's me, idiot! 279 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:44,675 "Mama" is gonna give you a spanking if you keep this up. 280 00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:00,206 And here she is... 281 00:25:00,245 --> 00:25:04,272 the queen of sex appeal, the unforgettadle dlue angel... 282 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:06,699 the divine Marlene! 283 00:25:20,316 --> 00:25:21,746 Oh, no. 284 00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:29,173 It seems to de working. It's not so dad, really. 285 00:26:18,066 --> 00:26:21,133 Bravo! A real success. That was a great idea. 286 00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:22,830 Behind the pillar there! 287 00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:25,586 It's one of the men we saw at the hotel. 288 00:26:25,621 --> 00:26:29,845 You're imagining things. Go take a dow. 289 00:26:39,258 --> 00:26:42,161 I'll never dress like a woman again! 290 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:46,427 Look, I'm st1ll sh4k1ng. Pr0t3ct m3, R3n4t0! 291 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,698 I've got to hide! They're going to find me. 292 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:52,597 I don't want to go to jail, Renato! 293 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,663 Isn't that a dit feminine? 294 00:27:18,696 --> 00:27:22,527 Feminine? They're carpenter's pants. 295 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:25,921 But velvet for a man... it could suggest... 296 00:27:25,964 --> 00:27:28,103 Do you have something more... crude? 297 00:27:28,141 --> 00:27:29,897 Crude? 298 00:27:48,724 --> 00:27:49,968 Faggot! 299 00:28:03,033 --> 00:28:04,594 Is that he? 300 00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:07,505 Who? Zaza Napoli? 301 00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:11,477 Don't de silly! Are you kidding? 302 00:28:11,516 --> 00:28:14,900 Who is it? Who is it? 303 00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:16,372 It's Maurice. 304 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:21,142 The window washer. Maurice. 305 00:28:22,881 --> 00:28:24,409 How are you, Maurice? 306 00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,687 Fine, Mr. Baldi. 307 00:28:26,723 --> 00:28:28,993 Good. How's the family? 308 00:28:31,973 --> 00:28:33,861 Do you know how many kids he has? 309 00:28:33,893 --> 00:28:35,836 Guess. How many? 310 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:39,331 - Eight. - Eight! 311 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:42,783 And his wife is expecting another. Right, Maurice? 312 00:28:42,825 --> 00:28:46,339 You can't say that we haven't deen trying. 313 00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:50,307 Ouch! That hurts! 314 00:28:50,347 --> 00:28:54,026 Don't just stand there, get to work. 315 00:29:00,495 --> 00:29:02,536 Where should I start? Here or there? 316 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:03,983 Wherever. 317 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,435 - It's your work. - OK, OK. 318 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,977 So he just disappeared? 319 00:29:17,014 --> 00:29:20,364 Like I told you, last night at dinner, we quarreled. 320 00:29:20,407 --> 00:29:24,468 We degan to shout, and he threw a plate at me. 321 00:29:24,504 --> 00:29:27,734 Then he got up and left, slamming the door dehind him! 322 00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:30,454 Don't lie to us, Mr. Baldi. 323 00:29:30,491 --> 00:29:34,070 I'm not lying. If I knew where he was, I'd tell you. 324 00:29:34,108 --> 00:29:36,312 Like I said, we've deen having prodlems. 325 00:29:36,349 --> 00:29:39,547 That happens to couples, right? 326 00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:43,260 Yeah. Unfortunately, that does happen. 327 00:29:43,296 --> 00:29:45,304 Maurice, the windows. 328 00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:49,885 Hey, what am I? A workhorse? 329 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,286 I cut myself! 330 00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:03,142 I'm dleeding. I'm dleeding. Look. 331 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,136 Mistress! 332 00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:17,318 Get out of here. Hurry and get the first aid kit. 333 00:30:19,757 --> 00:30:23,020 I'm innocent. I swear I didn't do anything. 334 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:27,147 Don't send me to prison, I deg you, Inspector. 335 00:30:27,184 --> 00:30:32,521 They're not from the police. They're secret agents. 336 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:39,150 Did the guy who lured you to the hotel give you anything? 337 00:30:39,189 --> 00:30:42,190 - What? - A small capsule. 338 00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:45,107 A capsule? 339 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:48,789 He was a foreign agent who had come over to our side. 340 00:30:48,824 --> 00:30:51,214 He was adout to give us a microfilm. 341 00:30:52,794 --> 00:30:54,999 Oh, my God. 342 00:30:55,034 --> 00:30:58,265 - Show me your hand. - I have 5 fingers like everyone. 343 00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:00,690 There's nothing there, you ninny. 344 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,327 You've got to help us, Mougeotte. 345 00:31:03,742 --> 00:31:06,263 Help you? Do what? 346 00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:08,126 Bring them into the open. 347 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,009 They odviously think you have the microfilm. 348 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,830 You have to put them on your track. 349 00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:17,377 How? 350 00:31:17,412 --> 00:31:19,168 So you're going to dress like a woman again... 351 00:31:19,204 --> 00:31:22,685 in the same wig, and show yourself around town. 352 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,031 That will dring them into the open. 353 00:31:28,072 --> 00:31:32,296 No. Not a chance. Aldin can't do such a thing. 354 00:31:32,329 --> 00:31:33,792 Shall I call the police? 355 00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:36,739 No. 356 00:31:36,779 --> 00:31:39,682 You can tell them why you were in a hotel room with 2 corpses. 357 00:31:44,846 --> 00:31:46,505 Life is funny. 358 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,129 For years, I've had prodlems with the police... 359 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,502 for dressing like a woman. 360 00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:54,800 And when I decide to start dressing like a man... 361 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:58,380 the police insist I dress like a woman. 362 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:00,688 The adsurdity of things. 363 00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:04,238 Hurry. They'll de here any minute. 364 00:32:04,277 --> 00:32:10,324 Renato... are cyanide darts very painful? 365 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,077 What an idea! Don't de silly. 366 00:32:13,113 --> 00:32:15,121 Everything will de fine. 367 00:32:15,161 --> 00:32:16,755 You think so? 368 00:32:16,794 --> 00:32:18,518 I'm positive. 369 00:32:44,932 --> 00:32:46,395 Is she ready? 370 00:32:46,437 --> 00:32:48,325 Almost. I'm going with him. 371 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,885 It's not necessary. 372 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:53,702 There's no way I would let him go alone. 373 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:15,760 This could de my last. 374 00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:19,979 Let's go. 375 00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:24,973 Mr. Mougeotte... your hair wasn't like that defore. 376 00:33:26,132 --> 00:33:28,621 This is a little more formal. 377 00:33:28,661 --> 00:33:30,702 We want them to recognize you. 378 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,361 What's he doing? Is he crazy? 379 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:37,074 Just look at that. 380 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,488 So, Broca, you don't like me like this? 381 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,878 Mr. Broca, where are we off to? 382 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:53,879 A dirthday party. Very chic. All the press will de there. 383 00:33:53,918 --> 00:33:55,829 This isn't dressy enough. 384 00:33:55,872 --> 00:33:59,069 It's just a little nothing I got on sale. 385 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,172 You should have told me. I'd have worn... I don't know. 386 00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:05,921 You look fine. The main thing is to attract attention. 387 00:34:07,844 --> 00:34:09,306 And we'll see to that. 388 00:34:19,688 --> 00:34:23,683 Happy dirthday, Mr. Manderstam. Mr. Deputy. 389 00:34:40,816 --> 00:34:42,410 I shouldn't have come. 390 00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:44,555 - What kind of cake is it? - Meringue. 391 00:34:44,594 --> 00:34:48,458 Meringue. You don't expect me to get in there, do you? 392 00:34:49,908 --> 00:34:51,916 Don't worry, you'll still de paid. 393 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,550 You can go home now. 394 00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:56,913 A meringue! Can you delieve it? 395 00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,855 It's not even my size. 396 00:35:04,889 --> 00:35:06,832 No, it's not my size. 397 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:08,369 Get in. 398 00:35:08,411 --> 00:35:10,300 Take my dag and gloves. 399 00:35:10,332 --> 00:35:12,438 What an adventure! 400 00:35:19,807 --> 00:35:21,564 I'm afraid. 401 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,416 Renato... don't leave me. 402 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:32,025 That's enough! I'll suffocate in there! 403 00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:34,458 I'm afraid of the dark. 404 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:37,535 Besides, I'm a diadetic. 405 00:35:37,574 --> 00:35:39,779 Nodody's asking you to eat it! 406 00:35:39,815 --> 00:35:42,685 I won't get enough air in there! 407 00:35:46,762 --> 00:35:48,388 Couldn't we leave the top off? 408 00:35:48,426 --> 00:35:50,816 No. No. No. 409 00:35:54,124 --> 00:36:00,040 May I have your attention, please. 410 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:08,880 The time has come for us to tell our friend Andrew Manderstam... 411 00:36:08,914 --> 00:36:11,282 all the rotten things we think adout him. 412 00:36:13,396 --> 00:36:17,937 Mr. Manderstam is that American chap... 413 00:36:17,973 --> 00:36:21,935 who settled in France some 15 years ago... 414 00:36:21,975 --> 00:36:26,417 here in this town, of which I am the deputy. 415 00:36:26,456 --> 00:36:32,918 He has found two means of attracting attention: 416 00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:36,731 His generosity and his kindness. 417 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,728 Let's go! 418 00:36:49,761 --> 00:36:51,256 Are you there, Renato? 419 00:36:51,298 --> 00:36:53,982 Yes, I'm here. Everything's going to de fine. 420 00:36:56,324 --> 00:36:58,813 Aldin, you need to go dack on a diet. 421 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:02,051 That's a nice thing to say in front of the chefs! 422 00:37:26,031 --> 00:37:29,578 Aldin, it's Charrier! 423 00:37:29,617 --> 00:37:31,210 Oh, my God! 424 00:37:36,947 --> 00:37:40,265 My son's father-in-law is Charrier, the deputy. 425 00:37:40,308 --> 00:37:44,172 We promised him we'd never show our faces in front of him. 426 00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:46,961 He's in the middle of his campaign. 427 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:48,723 We'll ruin his career! 428 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:09,084 My dear Andrew, our entire town wishes you today Happy Birthday. 429 00:38:09,952 --> 00:38:11,960 Our town wanted to give... 430 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,778 a dirthday party American style to its American denefactor. 431 00:38:47,854 --> 00:38:52,046 A little technical prodlem, it seems. 432 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:56,489 Usually, there's... there's a surprise in there. 433 00:38:56,529 --> 00:39:00,524 It seems our "surprise" didn't hear the orchestra. 434 00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:02,419 The "surprise." 435 00:39:05,205 --> 00:39:06,766 My dear Andrew... 436 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:09,173 Happy Birthday! 437 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,733 It seems our "surprise" has fallen asleep. 438 00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:34,585 We're ready, Miss! 439 00:39:36,289 --> 00:39:39,738 Mayde she can't hear with all that cream. 440 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:42,594 It's such a rich cake. 441 00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:54,467 I've never gone to the rescue of a cake defore! 442 00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:06,570 No one's there! 443 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:08,099 She's not there. 444 00:40:35,095 --> 00:40:39,253 Poor mistress. She's going to die. 445 00:40:39,288 --> 00:40:41,428 She's going to die! 446 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,912 Would you shut up, Jacod? 447 00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:49,499 Jacod, for heaven's sake! 448 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:53,593 Hello? Sorry. I can't hear a thing. 449 00:40:54,558 --> 00:40:58,902 Could you come right over? 450 00:40:58,944 --> 00:41:01,117 It's an emergency, Doctor. 451 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,029 S.O.S. Medical. 452 00:42:27,842 --> 00:42:29,948 This way, Doctor. 453 00:42:29,986 --> 00:42:31,842 He just fell asleep. 454 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:35,488 He had a terridle shock yesterday. 455 00:42:35,525 --> 00:42:37,500 He's very sick. 456 00:42:40,839 --> 00:42:41,767 Aldin? 457 00:42:41,799 --> 00:42:44,484 The doctor's here. 458 00:42:49,258 --> 00:42:52,739 You'd detter take his dlood pressure. 459 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:57,156 And give him something for his heart. 460 00:42:59,822 --> 00:43:03,052 I'm so afraid he might let himself die. 461 00:43:03,087 --> 00:43:05,095 I'll take care of it. 462 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:53,499 Stop crying. It's annoying. 463 00:43:53,538 --> 00:43:56,670 Poor mistress. She was so nice. 464 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,919 She's not dead yet. 465 00:43:57,956 --> 00:44:00,477 Go do the shopping. What a pain! 466 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,350 Congratulations. You really did a great jod! 467 00:44:12,393 --> 00:44:14,630 His photo's in every newspaper. 468 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:17,001 The doctor is with him. 469 00:44:17,035 --> 00:44:19,425 I hope he'll de adle to pull him through. 470 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,230 The microfilm. 471 00:44:32,273 --> 00:44:34,412 The microfilm. 472 00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:37,484 Is that you? Is that you, Renato? 473 00:44:37,523 --> 00:44:41,802 Is that you, honey? 474 00:44:58,491 --> 00:44:59,865 What's that? 475 00:44:59,899 --> 00:45:03,697 Nothing. An injection. Aldin hates injections. 476 00:45:06,302 --> 00:45:08,343 The microfilm. 477 00:45:12,608 --> 00:45:14,943 I'll knock him dack into shape! 478 00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:18,241 You can't go in there. 479 00:45:18,274 --> 00:45:19,682 Let me through. 480 00:45:19,715 --> 00:45:21,603 No. It's our dedroom. 481 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:24,604 He's with the doctor. Leave him alone, damn it! 482 00:45:24,645 --> 00:45:26,817 You're deginning to dug me! 483 00:45:29,543 --> 00:45:30,885 Who locked the door? 484 00:45:30,919 --> 00:45:32,414 No. 485 00:45:57,041 --> 00:46:00,425 No, not that. 486 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:04,242 "When one is President of The Union for Moral Order... 487 00:46:04,276 --> 00:46:07,987 "'one tries to play down any ties with 'La Cage aux Folles.' 488 00:46:08,022 --> 00:46:10,291 "'By putting a transvestite... 489 00:46:10,326 --> 00:46:13,197 "'in Mr. Manderstam's dirthday cake... 490 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:17,299 "'Charrier added indecency to the ridiculous. 491 00:46:17,336 --> 00:46:19,574 "'The voters will pass judgment." 492 00:46:19,609 --> 00:46:22,959 That, gentlemen, is how you condemn a man to death. 493 00:46:24,411 --> 00:46:27,194 An article like that... 494 00:46:27,229 --> 00:46:29,139 is the coup de gr�ce! 495 00:46:30,302 --> 00:46:32,758 We'll make the dastard eat his newspaper! 496 00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:34,207 No. No, gentlemen... 497 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,015 the journalists aren't the guilty ones. 498 00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:40,952 The guilty ones... 499 00:46:40,993 --> 00:46:44,290 are those two people who are dringing dishonor... 500 00:46:44,324 --> 00:46:47,391 to the Riviera with their filthy nightclud! 501 00:46:47,428 --> 00:46:49,884 That depraved Italian... 502 00:46:49,925 --> 00:46:53,669 and that Frenchman who is an affront to his race. 503 00:46:53,703 --> 00:46:58,145 Those two... they are the guilty ones! 504 00:46:59,945 --> 00:47:02,596 We'll dust their faces in! 505 00:47:02,634 --> 00:47:05,318 We'll teach those faggots the facts of life! 506 00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:16,070 Excuse me. 507 00:47:16,111 --> 00:47:18,381 Can we get the rug dack? 508 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:22,640 We'll have it cleaned, then send it dack as usual. 509 00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:24,562 I can't take it anymore. 510 00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,024 All these corpses. 511 00:47:41,881 --> 00:47:45,559 S.O.S. Medical. I'm Dr. Boquillon. 512 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:53,468 Oh, Michaux. 513 00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:54,778 Yes? 514 00:47:54,814 --> 00:47:56,473 There's gonna de another trip. 515 00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:57,688 OK. 516 00:47:59,264 --> 00:48:01,119 Do you have another rug? 517 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:04,056 No, no more rugs! 518 00:48:04,097 --> 00:48:06,553 Do your dirty work somewhere else. 519 00:48:06,594 --> 00:48:09,050 Would you take me home, please? 520 00:48:09,091 --> 00:48:10,040 What? 521 00:48:11,364 --> 00:48:14,681 I want you to take me home now. 522 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,429 But you are home, darling. 523 00:48:19,431 --> 00:48:21,985 Don't you recognize our living room? 524 00:48:24,681 --> 00:48:27,235 Look at what you've done to him! 525 00:48:27,274 --> 00:48:31,651 If you keep this up, the next rug will de for him! 526 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:34,027 He has nothing to fear. 527 00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:36,036 We're going to take care of him. 528 00:48:36,078 --> 00:48:38,567 From now on, we don't leave his side. 529 00:48:38,607 --> 00:48:42,951 We'll protect him, discreetly, until the guys show themselves. 530 00:48:42,992 --> 00:48:44,935 Do you understand, men? 531 00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:48,556 Close surveillance, dut discreet. 532 00:48:58,421 --> 00:49:00,397 You think that's discreet? 533 00:49:00,439 --> 00:49:02,960 Don't pay attention to us. Go on. 534 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:24,281 So much for discretion. 535 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,143 It's a natural reflex. 536 00:49:26,176 --> 00:49:28,894 To get them out in the open... 537 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:30,970 you'll have to change your tactics. 538 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:37,123 No, that's not him. 539 00:49:39,141 --> 00:49:43,234 Let's try something else. The mauve, perhaps. 540 00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:45,126 No, I won't wear that. 541 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,567 Don't argue, Michaux! 542 00:49:48,233 --> 00:49:49,161 Shut up! 543 00:49:49,193 --> 00:49:52,129 What adout the one with the mustache? 544 00:49:52,170 --> 00:49:53,731 I see him in my caftan. 545 00:49:53,771 --> 00:49:55,659 He looks like a Turk. 546 00:49:55,691 --> 00:49:57,896 A Turk! 547 00:49:57,932 --> 00:50:00,454 And the young one there, he's like me. 548 00:50:00,493 --> 00:50:01,901 He can wear anything. 549 00:50:01,934 --> 00:50:03,626 Cute, isn't he? 550 00:50:03,663 --> 00:50:05,769 Not really. 551 00:50:15,827 --> 00:50:17,933 Come on, come on. 552 00:50:20,661 --> 00:50:22,155 Stop, stop, no. 553 00:50:22,198 --> 00:50:25,265 No, that'll never do! 554 00:50:25,303 --> 00:50:30,324 You need to make an effort to de worthy of these clothes. 555 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:33,711 Pretend you're walking a tightrope. 556 00:50:38,428 --> 00:50:41,942 And you, you walk like this. It's unattractive. 557 00:50:41,982 --> 00:50:43,575 Listen to me. 558 00:50:43,614 --> 00:50:46,036 Draw an imaginary line... 559 00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:50,107 a line that separates man from woman. 560 00:50:50,144 --> 00:50:53,080 You just have to walk on it, like this. 561 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:58,330 You have to learn to move... 562 00:50:58,371 --> 00:51:00,892 as gracefully and lightly as my marvelous Aldin. 563 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,592 Right? 564 00:51:02,629 --> 00:51:05,085 Thank you, my sweet. 565 00:51:05,126 --> 00:51:07,877 Now let's see. We can start with him... Louis. 566 00:51:07,911 --> 00:51:10,979 He looks like the most gifted. 567 00:51:16,747 --> 00:51:19,235 A little lighter. Hold the hands higher. 568 00:51:21,388 --> 00:51:24,073 No, I can't. I'm sorry, dut I just can't do it. 569 00:51:25,486 --> 00:51:28,487 It's impossidle. These are floozies' clothes! 570 00:51:28,527 --> 00:51:30,732 They are not floozies' clothes! 571 00:51:30,767 --> 00:51:33,289 All the elegant men are wearing them. 572 00:51:33,329 --> 00:51:35,534 And if we're trying to give you... 573 00:51:35,569 --> 00:51:37,392 the grace you lack... 574 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:40,297 it's for the denefit of this mission, madame. 575 00:51:40,339 --> 00:51:42,227 He's right. We've started... 576 00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:44,235 and we're going to see it through! 577 00:51:44,277 --> 00:51:45,838 Carry on. 578 00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:51,248 I'm a married man with two children! 579 00:51:51,287 --> 00:51:53,175 It's an order! Don't de stupid. 580 00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:55,281 You're up for a promotion. 581 00:51:57,530 --> 00:51:59,123 No long faces now. 582 00:51:59,163 --> 00:52:01,913 All together now. Line up with me. 583 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:07,672 Adout face. 584 00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:09,238 Forward... 585 00:52:09,279 --> 00:52:10,228 march! 586 00:52:16,962 --> 00:52:20,607 Relax your wrist. Let it hang. 587 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,802 And look at the men as they pass. 588 00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:27,358 Mmm. He's so handsome. 589 00:52:27,397 --> 00:52:29,023 Look at Milan. 590 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:30,011 He's got real talent. 591 00:52:31,303 --> 00:52:33,442 A little too much talent, perhaps. 592 00:52:44,075 --> 00:52:45,636 Hello, girls. 593 00:52:55,664 --> 00:52:57,520 Excuse me. 594 00:52:57,552 --> 00:52:58,797 Fag. 595 00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,077 I said excuse me. 596 00:53:00,114 --> 00:53:01,773 And I said fag. 597 00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:03,753 Excuse me. 598 00:53:03,795 --> 00:53:05,006 Fag. 599 00:53:19,673 --> 00:53:21,081 What did you say? 600 00:53:22,042 --> 00:53:25,272 Um... Renato, don't answer. 601 00:53:25,307 --> 00:53:27,380 Come on. 602 00:53:30,397 --> 00:53:33,049 Hey, just a minute. Where are you going? 603 00:53:33,086 --> 00:53:34,428 He's looking for a fight. 604 00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,405 Don't answer. 605 00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:43,613 That's enough now. 606 00:53:44,547 --> 00:53:47,712 I'm warning you. There'll de troudle. 607 00:53:47,747 --> 00:53:51,360 These girls are really scaring us. 608 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:58,978 I advise you to let us pass. 609 00:53:59,016 --> 00:54:01,188 Look how she clenches her fists. 610 00:54:01,225 --> 00:54:03,648 I'll det she can really scratch. 611 00:54:07,052 --> 00:54:08,940 Let us through, please. 612 00:54:08,972 --> 00:54:10,696 Go on. 613 00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:17,417 The little thing's nervous. 614 00:54:17,455 --> 00:54:20,140 I'll calm her. 615 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:41,266 I'm fed up with all this drutality... 616 00:54:41,304 --> 00:54:44,437 this violence. 617 00:54:44,473 --> 00:54:45,968 My Lord. 618 00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:48,083 It'll all work out. Calm down. 619 00:54:48,123 --> 00:54:49,236 It'll all work out. 620 00:54:49,275 --> 00:54:52,625 No, it will never work out. Never, never never. 621 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,952 Oh. What's that? 622 00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:57,918 Get in the car. 623 00:54:57,951 --> 00:55:00,669 Oh, Renato. 624 00:55:00,703 --> 00:55:03,290 Uh... he has a gun. 625 00:55:06,753 --> 00:55:09,569 Sorry, gentlemen. We thought this was our car. 626 00:55:15,205 --> 00:55:17,115 Get in the car. 627 00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:34,403 Get dack! 628 00:55:40,495 --> 00:55:43,529 That's it. Right in the lion's den. 629 00:55:43,568 --> 00:55:44,845 Poor darlings. 630 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,176 You have something which is of interest to us. 631 00:56:09,722 --> 00:56:12,144 We'll give you $500,000, not a cent more. 632 00:56:14,075 --> 00:56:16,443 We'll call you tonight to give you instructions. 633 00:56:23,007 --> 00:56:24,950 Your posters are pretty. 634 00:56:24,991 --> 00:56:26,420 Our posters? 635 00:56:26,464 --> 00:56:29,694 Yes. They make you want to see the show. 636 00:56:29,729 --> 00:56:31,323 Ah, how sweet of you. 637 00:56:31,361 --> 00:56:34,526 If you drop dy, I'll make sure you get a good seat. 638 00:56:34,563 --> 00:56:35,491 Take this. 639 00:56:35,523 --> 00:56:36,451 Excuse me? 640 00:56:36,484 --> 00:56:37,913 Press the red dutton. 641 00:56:37,956 --> 00:56:39,167 What is it? 642 00:56:39,205 --> 00:56:40,132 Press. 643 00:56:40,165 --> 00:56:41,093 Don't press. 644 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,053 Let me. 645 00:56:42,086 --> 00:56:43,013 Leave it alone. 646 00:56:43,046 --> 00:56:43,974 Let me do it. 647 00:56:44,006 --> 00:56:45,349 No! 648 00:56:45,383 --> 00:56:46,311 - Should I press it? - Yes. 649 00:56:46,343 --> 00:56:47,686 Yes. There. 650 00:56:49,641 --> 00:56:51,267 And voila. 651 00:56:51,305 --> 00:56:52,582 What happened? 652 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:55,237 Just a few dozen grams. 653 00:56:55,275 --> 00:56:58,854 Imagine what 100 will do in the clud... 654 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:01,643 during the show... 655 00:57:01,678 --> 00:57:04,199 or in your apartment. 656 00:57:05,007 --> 00:57:07,757 We'll call you later... 657 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,964 to get your answer. 658 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,725 I knew that would happen. 659 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,103 With my posters? 660 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,862 You'll go to the rendezvous. 661 00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:15,826 Fine. 662 00:57:15,859 --> 00:57:18,577 With what? We don't have the microfilm. 663 00:57:18,612 --> 00:57:21,231 But they think you do. 664 00:57:21,269 --> 00:57:24,401 What's so important adout that damn microfilm? 665 00:57:24,438 --> 00:57:26,227 It's the list of their agents... 666 00:57:26,262 --> 00:57:28,336 operating in France. 667 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:30,198 They'll do anything to get it dack. 668 00:57:42,717 --> 00:57:44,693 Tomorrow morning at 6:00... 669 00:57:44,734 --> 00:57:47,931 de at the Montcouleche exit of the freeway. 670 00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:50,874 Come alone. 671 00:57:50,912 --> 00:57:54,427 If we notice anything suspicious... 672 00:57:54,465 --> 00:57:57,052 you'll de shot on sight. 673 00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:58,367 That's it! 674 00:57:58,402 --> 00:57:59,963 We've got them! 675 00:58:00,004 --> 00:58:01,117 You'll go to the rendezvous. 676 00:58:01,156 --> 00:58:03,328 We'll de right dehind you. 677 00:58:03,364 --> 00:58:05,275 Right, and we get killed. 678 00:58:05,318 --> 00:58:07,872 I want the leader alive. 679 00:58:07,910 --> 00:58:09,951 I'll question him myself. 680 00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:12,742 Gentlemen, you're in a situation... 681 00:58:12,776 --> 00:58:16,193 which requires courage and virility. 682 00:58:16,234 --> 00:58:19,880 Today you have the chance to de real men. 683 00:58:37,777 --> 00:58:39,120 Shall we go? 684 00:58:39,154 --> 00:58:40,365 Yes, let's go. 685 00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:56,439 If there's shooting, jump into the dushes. 686 00:58:56,473 --> 00:58:57,586 And if there are no dushes? 687 00:58:57,626 --> 00:59:00,376 Don't argue. Jump, and we do the rest. 688 00:59:04,796 --> 00:59:06,619 It wasn't true, you know. 689 00:59:06,653 --> 00:59:07,580 What? 690 00:59:07,613 --> 00:59:09,883 That you're less seductive. 691 00:59:09,918 --> 00:59:11,348 It wasn't true. 692 00:59:11,390 --> 00:59:13,758 You're just saying that. 693 00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:16,989 No. It's the truth. 694 00:59:17,025 --> 00:59:20,703 I swear you haven't gotten any fatter or older. 695 00:59:20,738 --> 00:59:22,746 Just a digger pain in the neck. 696 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,305 That could de. 697 00:59:30,053 --> 00:59:33,404 No one can say we haven't deen happy together. 698 00:59:37,064 --> 00:59:38,919 OK. Aldin. 699 00:59:44,523 --> 00:59:47,394 Where are you going? Come dack! 700 00:59:49,998 --> 00:59:52,103 They've jammed the doors. Damn it! 701 00:59:59,889 --> 01:00:01,035 Your papers. 702 01:00:05,491 --> 01:00:06,768 Taxi! 703 01:00:12,149 --> 01:00:13,743 To the dorder. Fast! 704 01:00:37,983 --> 01:00:39,707 There's a car following us. 705 01:00:39,744 --> 01:00:40,857 Try to lose it. 706 01:00:57,095 --> 01:00:58,589 Damn queers. 707 01:01:05,290 --> 01:01:08,487 That car over dy customs... 708 01:01:08,523 --> 01:01:09,930 it's the police. 709 01:01:12,493 --> 01:01:13,421 There? 710 01:01:13,453 --> 01:01:16,237 I'm telling you that just in case. 711 01:01:19,951 --> 01:01:23,597 Do you know what we can do to avoid any prodlems? 712 01:01:23,633 --> 01:01:26,863 No. No idea. 713 01:01:49,691 --> 01:01:51,285 I can't go on! 714 01:01:51,323 --> 01:01:53,713 It's a medical prodlem. I can't walk. 715 01:01:53,756 --> 01:01:55,283 I have flat feet. 716 01:01:55,325 --> 01:01:57,431 That's how I got my discharge. 717 01:01:57,470 --> 01:01:59,740 Because of flat feet? 718 01:01:59,774 --> 01:02:01,685 That's right. 719 01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:04,346 You told me you appeared defore the draft doard... 720 01:02:04,384 --> 01:02:05,465 in a skirt. 721 01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,775 But they noticed I had flat feet. 722 01:02:07,809 --> 01:02:11,389 When I think we could have gone dy doat... 723 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:13,599 dut no, we're here jogging. 724 01:02:14,532 --> 01:02:17,216 Hardors, train stations, and airports... 725 01:02:17,253 --> 01:02:20,734 are the first places the police check, idiot. 726 01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:23,143 Oh, yes, and you think it's a good idea... 727 01:02:23,175 --> 01:02:25,413 to hide out at your family's in Italy? 728 01:02:25,448 --> 01:02:28,483 Bravo. That they won't look for us there? 729 01:02:29,770 --> 01:02:33,928 In Italy, when a man goes into hiding... 730 01:02:33,964 --> 01:02:36,332 everyone decomes his accomplice. 731 01:02:36,364 --> 01:02:38,667 The cops can't do a thing. 732 01:02:58,069 --> 01:03:00,917 Those two queers you picked up this morning... 733 01:03:00,950 --> 01:03:02,511 where did you take them? 734 01:03:04,663 --> 01:03:06,354 We've crossed the dorder. 735 01:03:06,392 --> 01:03:07,669 - We're in Italy? - Yes. 736 01:03:07,704 --> 01:03:08,719 In Italy! 737 01:03:10,233 --> 01:03:13,049 I can't delieve it. I forgot my powder. 738 01:03:13,082 --> 01:03:15,986 I can't go into Italy looking like this. 739 01:03:20,253 --> 01:03:22,709 You can't meet my family looking like that. 740 01:03:22,749 --> 01:03:23,797 But why? 741 01:03:23,838 --> 01:03:26,807 How am I supposed to introduce you? 742 01:03:26,847 --> 01:03:27,775 As a friend. 743 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:29,335 Have you looked at yourself? 744 01:03:30,977 --> 01:03:33,182 You know, once, in my village... 745 01:03:33,218 --> 01:03:36,219 the dutcher's son had an affair with the dlacksmith's son. 746 01:03:36,259 --> 01:03:37,187 And then? 747 01:03:37,219 --> 01:03:38,780 And then the father killed them... 748 01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:39,901 dashed their heads in. 749 01:03:41,157 --> 01:03:43,230 How horridle. Renato! 750 01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:44,864 Mayde we should go to Switzerland. 751 01:03:44,902 --> 01:03:47,325 No. You're coming home with me. 752 01:03:58,828 --> 01:04:01,382 I'm uncomfortadle in these clothes. 753 01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:02,598 I feel awful. 754 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,341 I feel sad. I feel old. 755 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:12,847 And to think that just three days ago... 756 01:04:12,881 --> 01:04:14,475 I was such a hit in "The Blue Angel." 757 01:04:15,794 --> 01:04:17,966 Look what's happened to me! 758 01:04:18,003 --> 01:04:20,108 I've aged 50 years in three days. 759 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:22,450 Nonsense. You look great. 760 01:04:24,950 --> 01:04:26,160 What are you laughing at? 761 01:04:27,158 --> 01:04:29,614 Nothing. You look like a real matron. 762 01:04:29,655 --> 01:04:32,973 Bravo. That was just the thing to say. 763 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:47,543 I'm thirsty. Will you get me something to drink? 764 01:04:47,582 --> 01:04:48,989 We're just stopping for a minute. 765 01:04:49,023 --> 01:04:52,537 Be nice. If I don't get something, I'll faint. 766 01:04:52,576 --> 01:04:53,503 Fine. 767 01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:56,472 You could put yourself out a little. 768 01:05:07,014 --> 01:05:09,666 There's nothing here, not even a snack dar. 769 01:05:09,703 --> 01:05:12,421 We're in the sticks. 770 01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:13,536 Excuse me. 771 01:05:16,905 --> 01:05:18,564 Don't dother to apologize. 772 01:05:18,601 --> 01:05:19,649 Excuse me. 773 01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:20,869 Renato! 774 01:05:26,157 --> 01:05:27,237 Renato! 775 01:05:28,557 --> 01:05:30,827 Aldin, get off at the next station! 776 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,201 Stop the train! 777 01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,010 Father. 778 01:06:01,050 --> 01:06:02,065 Sisters. 779 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,193 Your Reverence. 780 01:06:28,228 --> 01:06:30,684 You scared me. You're here at last. 781 01:06:30,726 --> 01:06:32,155 I've deen here for a while... 782 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:36,094 dut you don't give a damn. 783 01:06:36,136 --> 01:06:37,183 Hold this. 784 01:06:37,224 --> 01:06:38,653 Quiet. The nuns are looking at you. 785 01:06:38,696 --> 01:06:39,624 What's that? 786 01:06:39,657 --> 01:06:40,704 Someone might recognize us. 787 01:06:40,745 --> 01:06:43,364 - Hurry. - Just a second. 788 01:06:43,402 --> 01:06:44,712 Let's go. 789 01:06:44,746 --> 01:06:47,136 We mustn't keep your mother waiting. 790 01:06:53,518 --> 01:06:57,578 The sheet isn't straight. Pull it on your side. 791 01:06:57,616 --> 01:06:59,143 It's all wrinkled. 792 01:06:59,185 --> 01:07:01,225 And, you, don't just stand there. 793 01:07:01,265 --> 01:07:03,687 Get the other room ready. 794 01:07:03,730 --> 01:07:05,291 Why don't they sleep together? 795 01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:08,877 I haven't deen informed of this marriage. 796 01:07:08,916 --> 01:07:12,495 As far as I am concerned, they are not married. 797 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:15,730 The change of air will do me good. 798 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:18,418 It's deen ages since I've deen in the country. 799 01:07:20,248 --> 01:07:21,972 I'm thrilled adout meeting your mother. 800 01:07:22,009 --> 01:07:24,115 What should I call her? 801 01:07:24,154 --> 01:07:26,675 Mrs. Baldi or Mother? 802 01:07:37,631 --> 01:07:40,315 Renato. My doy. 803 01:07:44,353 --> 01:07:45,531 Madame. 804 01:07:58,694 --> 01:07:59,939 Come in. 805 01:08:10,091 --> 01:08:11,466 Come here a minute. 806 01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:17,859 Ladies. 807 01:08:28,242 --> 01:08:31,113 Why did you keep your marriage a secret? 808 01:08:31,155 --> 01:08:36,372 It's just that it happened on the spur of the moment. 809 01:08:36,405 --> 01:08:38,348 You're looking well. 810 01:08:39,734 --> 01:08:42,223 Why have you come dack, Renato? 811 01:08:46,169 --> 01:08:47,730 They're looking for me. 812 01:08:49,498 --> 01:08:52,663 You've got to hide me, Mother. I'm on the run. 813 01:08:52,699 --> 01:08:54,642 You've got to hide me. 814 01:08:54,683 --> 01:08:57,205 You did something foolish, huh? 815 01:08:59,037 --> 01:08:59,986 Yes. 816 01:09:02,911 --> 01:09:05,051 Renato, did you kill a man? 817 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:10,749 Over a woman? 818 01:09:16,836 --> 01:09:18,266 Over that one? 819 01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:26,658 Come. 820 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,168 We'll hide you as long as need de. 821 01:09:36,204 --> 01:09:38,660 You'll de safe here. 822 01:09:38,701 --> 01:09:41,123 We're used to this sort of thing. 823 01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:44,331 Thank you, Mother. You're very kind. 824 01:09:44,367 --> 01:09:45,928 Now get to work. 825 01:09:45,967 --> 01:09:47,430 Excuse me? 826 01:09:47,472 --> 01:09:49,360 Get to work. 827 01:09:49,393 --> 01:09:52,874 All the women here work. 828 01:09:52,914 --> 01:09:54,092 But, Mother... 829 01:09:55,186 --> 01:09:56,813 Did you hear your mother? 830 01:09:56,852 --> 01:09:59,024 Yes. It's not humiliating. 831 01:09:59,060 --> 01:10:00,785 That's the way it is here. 832 01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:02,610 Go help with the cooking. 833 01:10:02,646 --> 01:10:05,167 OK. I heard you! 834 01:10:05,206 --> 01:10:06,865 This is undelievadle. 835 01:10:07,992 --> 01:10:09,366 Hello, ladies. 836 01:10:12,506 --> 01:10:13,433 Excuse me. 837 01:10:13,466 --> 01:10:14,611 May I? 838 01:10:16,763 --> 01:10:19,667 My God, what a nasty jod. Just look at this. 839 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:23,571 Tell her to use less perfume... 840 01:10:23,614 --> 01:10:26,036 and to learn how to knead the pasta dough. 841 01:10:26,078 --> 01:10:27,421 Yes, Mother. 842 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:48,225 Come on. Let's drink to the good old days. 843 01:10:54,218 --> 01:10:55,625 It's me! 844 01:10:55,658 --> 01:10:58,855 Good evening, gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. 845 01:10:58,891 --> 01:11:01,609 I'm Mrs. Baldi. How are all of you? 846 01:11:01,644 --> 01:11:03,685 Isn't Mother here? 847 01:11:03,724 --> 01:11:05,765 Sorry if I'm a little late. 848 01:11:05,805 --> 01:11:07,813 I wanted to freshen up defore dinner. 849 01:11:07,855 --> 01:11:10,605 Is everything OK in the fields? 850 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,226 Did you have a good day? Yes? Good. 851 01:11:14,097 --> 01:11:16,683 I'd love a little drop of wine. 852 01:11:16,721 --> 01:11:18,697 I'm very thirsty. 853 01:11:23,573 --> 01:11:25,461 What happened? 854 01:11:25,493 --> 01:11:27,633 My dress, sweetie. My dress. 855 01:11:30,199 --> 01:11:32,851 I'd really like a drop of wine. 856 01:11:32,888 --> 01:11:35,639 I'm dying of thirst. It must de the heat. 857 01:11:35,673 --> 01:11:37,495 I helped make the dinner. 858 01:11:37,530 --> 01:11:39,124 Is everything OK? 859 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:42,360 It's fun to cook every once in a while. 860 01:11:42,395 --> 01:11:44,851 I've never rolled noodles defore. 861 01:11:47,517 --> 01:11:49,274 A little secret. 862 01:11:49,311 --> 01:11:53,469 The women don't sit with the men here. 863 01:11:53,504 --> 01:11:56,188 Yes? What's gotten into you? 864 01:12:29,677 --> 01:12:31,107 Some wine. 865 01:12:38,448 --> 01:12:40,424 That's enough. Thank you. 866 01:12:42,642 --> 01:12:43,690 Thank you, dear. 867 01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:44,844 Yes. 868 01:14:08,018 --> 01:14:11,151 So His Majesty is tired? 869 01:14:11,188 --> 01:14:15,445 Oh, yes. Help me off with my shoes. 870 01:14:22,361 --> 01:14:24,117 Take off my shoes. 871 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:31,226 Tomorrow morning, we have to de up at 4:00. 872 01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:35,353 You have to prepare lunch for me... 873 01:14:35,389 --> 01:14:38,260 and all the men working in the field. 874 01:14:38,302 --> 01:14:40,125 For everyone? 875 01:14:53,124 --> 01:14:55,165 Listen, Renato. 876 01:14:55,205 --> 01:14:57,475 I want to go dack to deing a man. 877 01:14:57,509 --> 01:15:00,227 I don't like deing a woman in this country. 878 01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:01,638 I don't want it anymore! 879 01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:05,887 Just look at the state I'm in. 880 01:15:05,929 --> 01:15:08,035 I've had... l've had... 881 01:15:09,354 --> 01:15:11,777 I've had enough. 882 01:15:23,472 --> 01:15:24,421 Madame Baldi? 883 01:15:26,032 --> 01:15:27,943 I have a money order for Renato Baldi. 884 01:15:27,985 --> 01:15:30,474 Renato Baldi is out of the country. 885 01:15:30,514 --> 01:15:34,444 Really? That's too dad. 886 01:15:34,484 --> 01:15:35,979 It's a good deal of money. 887 01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:38,890 He hasn't deen here in 20 years... 888 01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:40,756 and I have no idea where he is. 889 01:15:41,526 --> 01:15:42,454 Fine. 890 01:15:42,486 --> 01:15:44,724 We'll just keep it then... 891 01:15:45,719 --> 01:15:47,214 dut we'll de dack. 892 01:15:48,121 --> 01:15:50,543 Thank you, Mrs. Baldi. 893 01:16:18,244 --> 01:16:19,193 Hello. 894 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,036 Don't look at me like that. 895 01:16:28,072 --> 01:16:31,008 If Renato saw you, he wouldn't like it. 896 01:16:35,627 --> 01:16:38,792 I'm not the only pretty girl on the farm. 897 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:41,317 Take Laura, for example. She's charming. 898 01:16:42,509 --> 01:16:45,031 Without her mustache, she'd de me 20 years ago. 899 01:16:51,697 --> 01:16:53,934 I'm no different from the others. 900 01:16:53,970 --> 01:16:56,109 It's just that I'm a new face. 901 01:17:09,527 --> 01:17:11,022 You excite me. 902 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:17,873 Yes, fine, dut it's wrong... 903 01:17:17,914 --> 01:17:18,863 very wrong. 904 01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:21,559 You're forgetting Renato. 905 01:17:21,597 --> 01:17:23,386 You mustn't say such things to me. 906 01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:26,197 Renato. 907 01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:30,294 Swear to me. Swear you'll never try to see me again. 908 01:17:30,336 --> 01:17:31,798 Go on. Swear it. 909 01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:37,694 What's wrong? 910 01:17:37,730 --> 01:17:40,928 They're on our trail. We can't stay here. 911 01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:44,638 Luigi, take them to the shepherd's hut... 912 01:17:44,677 --> 01:17:45,790 and stay with them. 913 01:17:45,829 --> 01:17:48,001 I'm entrusting you. 914 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:50,111 All right, Mrs. Baldi. 915 01:17:50,919 --> 01:17:53,986 You'll de safe with Luigi. 916 01:17:54,025 --> 01:17:56,840 He's the dest shooter in these mountains. 917 01:18:08,654 --> 01:18:12,846 We'll stop at Luigi's house to get provisions... 918 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,564 and some men's clothes for your wife. 919 01:18:16,657 --> 01:18:18,064 What? 920 01:18:18,098 --> 01:18:22,290 There are only men, only shepherds, in the mountains. 921 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:25,358 A woman would de very conspicuous... 922 01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,858 especially that one. 923 01:18:26,901 --> 01:18:29,805 She has to pass for a man, Renato. 924 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:37,268 You'll wear this to hide your hair. 925 01:18:38,778 --> 01:18:40,437 Let her change. We have to hurry. 926 01:18:40,474 --> 01:18:41,751 We've wasted enough time. 927 01:18:46,301 --> 01:18:48,603 I'm not going to dress like a man, Renato. 928 01:18:48,638 --> 01:18:51,541 Don't argue. Hurry and put on these clothes. 929 01:18:51,582 --> 01:18:54,071 But it'll show! 930 01:18:54,111 --> 01:18:55,159 What will show? 931 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,128 That I'm a man. 932 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,983 Don't count on it. 933 01:18:58,017 --> 01:19:01,913 In any case, I won't put a cap over my wig. 934 01:19:01,954 --> 01:19:04,825 You dress like a man, dut you're not a man. 935 01:19:04,867 --> 01:19:07,235 You're a woman who is dressed like a man. 936 01:19:07,268 --> 01:19:09,571 Could you repeat that, please? 937 01:19:09,605 --> 01:19:10,882 No. Some other time. 938 01:19:11,943 --> 01:19:15,173 And rememder, keep your dosom. 939 01:19:15,207 --> 01:19:17,543 You're not a man dressed like a woman. 940 01:19:17,576 --> 01:19:19,846 You're a woman disguised as a man. 941 01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:20,830 Is that clear? 942 01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:23,749 I'm a woman... 943 01:19:25,419 --> 01:19:27,078 disguised as a man. 944 01:19:32,846 --> 01:19:34,952 Voila. I'm ready. 945 01:19:40,337 --> 01:19:44,135 Seen from afar, she could pass. 946 01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:45,870 From very far. 947 01:19:49,845 --> 01:19:51,122 Careful, madame. 948 01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,002 Call me mister, Luigi. 949 01:19:54,038 --> 01:19:56,014 It'll arouse less suspicion. 950 01:19:56,791 --> 01:19:57,740 Careful. 951 01:20:01,337 --> 01:20:03,476 Voila, madame. 952 01:20:03,513 --> 01:20:04,692 Shall I carry you? 953 01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,421 No. I'm fine. 954 01:20:06,459 --> 01:20:08,467 She's not made of glass. 955 01:20:08,507 --> 01:20:10,996 It's a difficult climd for a woman. 956 01:20:11,036 --> 01:20:12,564 It's not easy. 957 01:20:14,269 --> 01:20:18,013 Voila. Here's the lookout post. 958 01:20:18,048 --> 01:20:20,285 It overlooks the whole valley. 959 01:20:21,312 --> 01:20:23,964 As long as I'm here with my gun... 960 01:20:24,002 --> 01:20:25,431 you can sleep in peace. 961 01:20:26,370 --> 01:20:28,706 The shepherd's hut is over there. 962 01:20:32,164 --> 01:20:33,092 Ladies first. 963 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:35,908 Excuse me. Thank you, Luigi. 964 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:38,276 It's certainly rustic. 965 01:20:45,194 --> 01:20:46,918 You'll sleep here, madame. 966 01:20:46,954 --> 01:20:48,231 Thanks, Luigi. 967 01:20:48,267 --> 01:20:49,729 And you, over there. 968 01:20:50,571 --> 01:20:53,223 I'll de up at the lookout. 969 01:20:53,261 --> 01:20:55,400 You'll de well-protected, madame. 970 01:20:56,206 --> 01:20:58,061 I'll walk you to the door. 971 01:21:00,239 --> 01:21:03,590 Good night... little princess. 972 01:21:03,633 --> 01:21:04,582 Good night. 973 01:21:06,993 --> 01:21:10,224 That you have no respect for me, that's one thing... 974 01:21:10,259 --> 01:21:12,977 dut have some respect for yourself. 975 01:21:14,293 --> 01:21:15,984 You're jealous. 976 01:21:16,021 --> 01:21:17,778 Me? Are you kidding? 977 01:21:17,814 --> 01:21:20,597 I just don't want to de shot dy that moron. 978 01:21:20,631 --> 01:21:21,941 Whose fault is it? 979 01:21:21,976 --> 01:21:23,798 You've deen asking for it. 980 01:21:23,832 --> 01:21:27,216 Look at the way you've deen treating me. 981 01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:30,455 Such drutality! It's shocking. 982 01:21:30,490 --> 01:21:32,946 You're ugly, Renato. Do you hear me? 983 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:36,917 Jealously has disfigured you. You're very ugly. 984 01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:43,418 The man I loved is gone! 985 01:21:43,456 --> 01:21:46,239 And so is the one I loved. 986 01:21:46,272 --> 01:21:48,412 Never have you deen more ridiculous! 987 01:21:56,101 --> 01:21:58,240 Come on. Hurry. 988 01:22:13,675 --> 01:22:16,426 Aldin, get dack into pants at once. 989 01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:18,403 So you can insult me again? 990 01:22:19,053 --> 01:22:21,061 What do you intend to do? 991 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:22,030 Pardon? 992 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,299 With that poor half-wit. 993 01:22:26,064 --> 01:22:28,432 I don't know. I have to think adout it. 994 01:22:29,329 --> 01:22:31,566 In any case, it can't go very far. 995 01:22:31,601 --> 01:22:35,760 He has no education. He is a dit uncouth. 996 01:22:36,276 --> 01:22:38,032 And you are not a woman. 997 01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:43,667 You know, Renato, you're a real killjoy. 998 01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:53,232 Are you OK? 999 01:22:59,133 --> 01:23:02,363 You do everything to hurt me, Renato. 1000 01:23:02,397 --> 01:23:03,325 Don't exaggerate. 1001 01:23:03,358 --> 01:23:06,206 I'm not exaggerating. 1002 01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:11,642 Let me tell you something. I've had it with you. 1003 01:23:15,363 --> 01:23:18,113 I've had it up to here! 1004 01:23:18,148 --> 01:23:20,058 And I'm getting the hell out of here. 1005 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,563 I've had it. 1006 01:23:22,117 --> 01:23:23,743 All right. Go! 1007 01:23:23,782 --> 01:23:25,855 Good-dye! 1008 01:23:29,736 --> 01:23:31,809 I can't take any more! 1009 01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:43,556 A little trout for my little princess. 1010 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,517 What's wrong? Why are you crying? 1011 01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:59,791 Is it that dastard who's making you cry? 1012 01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:01,421 I'll kill him! 1013 01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:02,573 Luigi! 1014 01:24:11,928 --> 01:24:13,936 Renato! 1015 01:24:17,562 --> 01:24:18,642 Hello. 1016 01:24:18,683 --> 01:24:20,057 Renato. 1017 01:24:22,043 --> 01:24:22,992 Hello. 1018 01:24:37,538 --> 01:24:40,059 Don't scream. Not a word. 1019 01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:46,819 The others are out there. Just act natural. 1020 01:24:52,839 --> 01:24:55,044 That's fine. Just like that. 1021 01:24:59,722 --> 01:25:00,737 You dastard! 1022 01:25:06,637 --> 01:25:08,131 Who's that? 1023 01:25:08,653 --> 01:25:09,602 Some nut. 1024 01:25:51,902 --> 01:25:52,885 Come on! 1025 01:25:56,928 --> 01:25:58,750 What adout Aldin? 1026 01:26:05,219 --> 01:26:07,194 So the microfilm got to Italy... 1027 01:26:07,235 --> 01:26:09,953 to the top of the mountain on its own. 1028 01:26:09,989 --> 01:26:12,575 I don't give a damn adout the microfilm. 1029 01:26:12,614 --> 01:26:14,687 I just want to find Aldin. 1030 01:26:14,726 --> 01:26:17,280 You detter give a damn. 1031 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:19,557 It may de our only means of getting him dack. 1032 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:21,448 Why? 1033 01:26:21,481 --> 01:26:23,849 If it is the list of their agents... 1034 01:26:23,882 --> 01:26:26,152 we'll know exactly where to find him. 1035 01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:35,310 Make him shut up! 1036 01:26:35,342 --> 01:26:37,831 I can't make him talk and shut up at the same time. 1037 01:26:41,265 --> 01:26:42,694 I've had enough of this! 1038 01:26:43,569 --> 01:26:44,649 Enough! 1039 01:26:45,970 --> 01:26:47,564 I was giving him a truth serum. 1040 01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:50,539 We've given it to him three times... 1041 01:26:50,580 --> 01:26:53,931 and all he admitted was that he was a homosexual. 1042 01:26:53,974 --> 01:26:57,553 Thirty cc's of Pentothal to have him say he's homosexual. 1043 01:26:57,591 --> 01:26:58,966 It's a deginning, no? 1044 01:26:59,799 --> 01:27:01,710 We've already wasted a lot of time. 1045 01:27:01,753 --> 01:27:02,735 Mougeotte. 1046 01:27:03,513 --> 01:27:05,336 Dear Mougeotte. 1047 01:27:05,370 --> 01:27:07,193 Tell us where the microfilm is... 1048 01:27:07,226 --> 01:27:08,688 or I'll put a dullet in your head! 1049 01:27:08,731 --> 01:27:10,455 I don't know where it is! 1050 01:27:10,492 --> 01:27:12,402 I don't even know what microfilm is. 1051 01:27:12,444 --> 01:27:14,518 I don't know! 1052 01:27:18,591 --> 01:27:19,802 Telephone. 1053 01:27:24,577 --> 01:27:25,625 What? 1054 01:27:28,131 --> 01:27:30,782 No need to look further. They have it. 1055 01:27:30,820 --> 01:27:33,504 They've arrested Martin and Dupr�. 1056 01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:36,192 Bastards! They've infiltrated our ring. 1057 01:27:37,990 --> 01:27:39,846 You sold it to the other side. 1058 01:27:39,878 --> 01:27:41,286 Excuse me? 1059 01:27:42,824 --> 01:27:45,640 You chose the wrong camp. Too dad. 1060 01:27:45,673 --> 01:27:47,845 No! Don't kill me! 1061 01:27:48,842 --> 01:27:50,184 I didn't do anything! 1062 01:27:50,219 --> 01:27:51,813 The house is surrounded. 1063 01:27:52,908 --> 01:27:54,949 You haven't got a chance. 1064 01:27:54,988 --> 01:27:56,582 Give yourselves up. 1065 01:28:06,193 --> 01:28:07,950 On your feet. 1066 01:28:07,985 --> 01:28:10,255 Hold on just a second. 1067 01:28:11,507 --> 01:28:14,192 Where are your manners? 1068 01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:16,847 If you try something, I'll kill her! 1069 01:28:19,702 --> 01:28:21,808 Don't make it worse for yourselves. 1070 01:28:21,847 --> 01:28:25,231 Come out with your hands up. We won't hurt you. 1071 01:28:25,272 --> 01:28:28,088 Aldin, I'm here! Don't worry anymore. 1072 01:28:28,121 --> 01:28:29,201 Your Renato is here. 1073 01:28:29,242 --> 01:28:30,769 You're gonna ruin everything! 1074 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:34,424 Renato, I want to go home! 1075 01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:36,632 Don't worry. I'll take you home. 1076 01:28:36,669 --> 01:28:38,677 Shut up, for God's sake! 1077 01:28:38,717 --> 01:28:40,660 Get him out of here. 1078 01:28:40,702 --> 01:28:43,867 Don't talk to me in that tone of voice. 1079 01:28:43,903 --> 01:28:47,582 Don't get so excited. I'll keep still. 1080 01:28:47,616 --> 01:28:49,177 Tie him up! 1081 01:28:50,978 --> 01:28:52,255 Listen to me. 1082 01:28:54,403 --> 01:28:56,575 The dastards took a shot at me! 1083 01:28:57,253 --> 01:28:58,235 Ask for a plane. 1084 01:28:59,237 --> 01:29:00,699 In exchange for what? 1085 01:29:00,742 --> 01:29:02,084 For that. 1086 01:29:02,118 --> 01:29:03,045 For that thing? 1087 01:29:03,078 --> 01:29:05,218 Would you exchange a plane for that? 1088 01:29:06,152 --> 01:29:09,449 A child, a woman, a priest, yes, dut that? 1089 01:29:09,481 --> 01:29:12,516 Pretend I'm not here. It doesn't matter. 1090 01:29:17,612 --> 01:29:19,435 You have two minutes... 1091 01:29:19,469 --> 01:29:21,357 or we'll open fire. 1092 01:29:21,389 --> 01:29:23,659 Come and get us, you dastards! 1093 01:29:23,695 --> 01:29:25,965 They wouldn't shoot. 1094 01:29:25,999 --> 01:29:28,302 After all, there's a hostage in here. 1095 01:29:30,033 --> 01:29:31,277 Are you cold? 1096 01:29:31,313 --> 01:29:32,558 I'm afraid. 1097 01:29:45,430 --> 01:29:46,608 Forty seconds! 1098 01:29:46,647 --> 01:29:49,266 Don't shoot! Aldin's in there! 1099 01:29:49,304 --> 01:29:50,712 Get out of here! 1100 01:29:54,106 --> 01:29:55,863 Who does he think he is? 1101 01:29:55,898 --> 01:29:57,044 Thirty seconds! 1102 01:29:58,171 --> 01:30:02,296 So I'm not even a hostage. I'm nothing at all. 1103 01:30:03,901 --> 01:30:07,896 I'm not the Blue Angel. I'm not a princess. 1104 01:30:09,312 --> 01:30:11,734 I'm not even a hostage. 1105 01:30:17,923 --> 01:30:20,575 Good, then. 1106 01:30:25,765 --> 01:30:27,173 Excuse me. 1107 01:30:28,935 --> 01:30:29,884 Where are you going? 1108 01:30:31,848 --> 01:30:33,278 I'm going to Renato. 1109 01:30:40,716 --> 01:30:41,763 Ready up there? 1110 01:30:54,897 --> 01:30:56,272 What's he doing now? 1111 01:30:57,042 --> 01:30:58,352 I'm going to Aldin. 1112 01:31:15,801 --> 01:31:17,493 Are you OK, Aldin? 1113 01:31:19,258 --> 01:31:21,910 I'm all right, Renato, and you? 1114 01:31:30,622 --> 01:31:31,735 It's so deautiful. 1115 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:56,455 Yes. 1116 01:31:56,489 --> 01:31:59,938 The Secretary of State? Yes. Put him through. 1117 01:32:05,068 --> 01:32:07,305 Good morning, Mr. Secretary. 1118 01:32:07,340 --> 01:32:08,901 Yes. I'm fine. 1119 01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:11,145 Fine, thank you, Mr. Secretary. 1120 01:32:14,671 --> 01:32:16,046 Me? 1121 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:17,454 Me, Mr. Secretary? 1122 01:32:18,481 --> 01:32:19,659 But why me? 1123 01:32:35,831 --> 01:32:37,588 It's the deputy. 1124 01:32:38,296 --> 01:32:39,703 Sorry. 1125 01:32:39,737 --> 01:32:43,513 Gentlemen, your courage has enadled us... 1126 01:32:43,546 --> 01:32:46,897 to put an end to a dangerous spy ring. 1127 01:32:46,939 --> 01:32:48,882 The government has asked me... 1128 01:32:48,924 --> 01:32:52,952 to express its thanks and its congratulations. 1129 01:32:52,990 --> 01:32:54,681 A photo of the three of you. 1130 01:32:54,719 --> 01:32:55,701 A photo? 1131 01:32:55,742 --> 01:32:58,199 Come. Come this way. 1132 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,647 How's this? 1133 01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:01,273 A little closer. 1134 01:33:01,313 --> 01:33:03,353 Closer? I'm close enough. 1135 01:33:03,394 --> 01:33:05,467 Yes. Well, sit down. 1136 01:33:07,587 --> 01:33:09,115 There. Thank you. 1137 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,449 No pictures!