1 00:00:00,699 --> 00:00:04,294 For More Free Download Movies, Software, Etc... Please Visits www.TheHack3r.com 2 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:07,965 Lo-oh-oh-ove Lo-oh-oh-ove 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:12,171 Love you more More than ever 4 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:17,273 So you're Shining waiting 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:22,049 And we will wake l n the starlight 6 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:29,118 Girl if you try to Love him any harder oh 7 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,357 ( woman ) Nine million guys in New York City, 8 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:35,459 you'd think there'd be one for me to date. You'd be wrong. 9 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,436 To start off, most of the good ones are taken. 10 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,306 Then there's the criminal contention. 11 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,677 Let's go. 12 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:52,476 The guys with the serious psychological issues. 13 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:56,680 The weirdos. 14 00:00:59,761 --> 00:01:01,058 Yeah. 15 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,893 The bastards. 16 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:10,337 And then the guys in fashion, which is my world. 17 00:01:10,406 --> 00:01:12,033 They do wonders for my wardrobe, 18 00:01:12,108 --> 00:01:14,906 but they do nothing to help me find my magic man. 19 00:01:18,247 --> 00:01:20,215 Where is the one? 20 00:01:24,121 --> 00:01:25,679 Hey, Joanne. 21 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:28,020 Lane. What's up? 22 00:01:28,091 --> 00:01:30,889 WeII, not one guy today. 23 00:01:30,961 --> 00:01:34,397 Not one guy that possesses one quaIity on my checkIist. 24 00:01:34,465 --> 00:01:36,456 Oh, my God. The checkIist again? 25 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:40,867 I've toId you. You need to use my checkIist. It's way more fun. 26 00:01:40,938 --> 00:01:43,305 I know. Can you remind me what yours is again? 27 00:01:43,374 --> 00:01:48,004 With pIeasure. Item one, breathing. aIways important in a guy. 28 00:01:48,079 --> 00:01:51,708 And items two through seven, cute. 29 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:53,614 If onIy Iove was that simpIe. 30 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:55,152 Come, heIp me. 31 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,188 ( Lane ) Joanne is a fashion photographer 32 00:01:57,255 --> 00:02:00,622 who thinks she's my big sister. She tries to hook me up with cute guys, 33 00:02:00,692 --> 00:02:03,560 but, more importantIy, she hooked me up with cheap rent. 34 00:02:03,629 --> 00:02:04,926 Ah 35 00:02:04,997 --> 00:02:06,362 Gotta love it. 36 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:08,366 Oh, hey, I'm going out tonight, 37 00:02:08,434 --> 00:02:11,801 and his roommate is crazy cute. You wanna join? 38 00:02:11,871 --> 00:02:14,669 Sh. Not in front of the Cosmo. 39 00:02:18,143 --> 00:02:19,906 Hey! 40 00:02:23,216 --> 00:02:26,743 l'm a writer. Oh, l love the way that sounds. 41 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,948 Oh, my God. Actually, everyone loves the way that sounds, 42 00:02:30,023 --> 00:02:32,082 and then they ask me what l write. 43 00:02:32,158 --> 00:02:36,652 So far, it's been articles for my college paper and a few fashion blogs. 44 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:40,633 But last month, l wrote a freelance piece on shoes for Her StyIe. 45 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:43,829 l got published in a national magazine. 46 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,469 Okay, so it's barely a national magazine, but it's a stepping stone 47 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,705 and they want another story. 48 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:57,544 Those are nice fIowers. Your birthday? 49 00:02:57,618 --> 00:03:00,884 No. The doorman sends them to me every Monday 50 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:05,916 for four years now. Can you bIame him? 51 00:03:05,994 --> 00:03:08,224 She gets flowers and l don't? 52 00:03:08,297 --> 00:03:12,825 So, you wiII be doing the interview of AIicia McCuIIen, the party pIanner. 53 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,529 U h, cooI. You know, I was thinking after that 54 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:18,574 that maybe I couId do a story on statement coats, because-- 55 00:03:18,641 --> 00:03:21,633 J ust do the interview of the party pIanner. 56 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:25,105 Yeah. Sure. 57 00:03:25,181 --> 00:03:30,016 So, what is this for again? ls it For Her magazine or something? 58 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,678 It's actuaIIy Her StyIe. 59 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,449 Never heard of it. 60 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:37,187 You wiII. After this story, I'm sure we'II doubIe in circuIation. 61 00:03:37,261 --> 00:03:39,126 FIattery wiII get you everywhere. 62 00:03:39,196 --> 00:03:41,858 Thank you. 63 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,298 So, um, the story that l wanted to write 64 00:03:44,368 --> 00:03:46,802 is about fashion trends for the eIite. 65 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,337 Oh, weII. 66 00:03:48,405 --> 00:03:50,373 CompIiments of the house. 67 00:03:50,441 --> 00:03:51,874 You never forget, do you? 68 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,534 No, ma'am. 69 00:03:53,611 --> 00:03:56,206 Do they just bring you champagne when you come here? 70 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:58,476 My boyfriend Rodrigo took me here on our first date. 71 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,142 He's friends with the owner 72 00:04:00,218 --> 00:04:03,051 and he expIained to him that he wanted champagne sent to me 73 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:05,681 every time I come here so that I wouId aIways think of him. 74 00:04:05,757 --> 00:04:08,385 That is so romantic. 75 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:10,519 M m, I know. 76 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:14,896 I've aIways dated rich, hot guys, but this one, 77 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,867 he just Ieaves me breathIess. 78 00:04:16,936 --> 00:04:19,666 I think the most romantic thing he's ever done is he, uh, 79 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:22,867 mid-match at WimbIedon, he bIew me a kiss. 80 00:04:22,942 --> 00:04:26,002 Are you speaking of Rodrigo Navarro, 81 00:04:26,078 --> 00:04:28,740 Iike, the tennis champion? 82 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:32,251 That's my boyfriend. I know. 83 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:34,253 ( Lane ) l know l should be happy for her. 84 00:04:34,321 --> 00:04:37,586 l mean, just because l can't find my magic man doesn't mean that-- 85 00:04:37,658 --> 00:04:40,889 [singing in Spanish] 86 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:42,986 [bell dings] 87 00:04:43,063 --> 00:04:45,395 ( Lane ) You have got to be kidding me. 88 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,995 My beautifuI angel AIicia. 89 00:04:52,073 --> 00:04:53,597 [bell dings] 90 00:04:53,675 --> 00:04:55,233 l've been thinking of you all day. 91 00:04:55,309 --> 00:04:58,210 How wouId you Iike to head down to St. Barts this weekend? 92 00:04:58,279 --> 00:04:59,678 [bell dings] 93 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,577 I'd Iove to. 94 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:07,919 Okay, can you stop torturing me? 95 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:13,753 Did I say that out Ioud? I'm sorry. 96 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,397 [camera clicking] 97 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:22,767 Okay, that's good. All right, guys, l want you 98 00:05:22,838 --> 00:05:25,966 to, Iike, Iay back in a warm embrace. Good. 99 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:30,536 This shot, it needs to be sexy but not sexuaI. 100 00:05:30,613 --> 00:05:33,776 And it needs to say '' I Iove you'' but not '' I'm in Iove with you. '' 101 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:37,650 And I want you to be happy. Not overjoyed. 102 00:05:37,721 --> 00:05:39,211 Okay. 103 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:42,019 U m, wait. Okay, take five, guys. 104 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:45,789 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You yeIIed at her in the middIe of a restaurant? 105 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,229 It was not the middIe of the restaurant, okay? 106 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:50,358 It was towards the back, facing a window, 107 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,368 and second of aII, I didn't yeII at her. 108 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,564 It was-- It was more of a bIurt. 109 00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:57,732 I-I bIurted at her. 110 00:05:57,808 --> 00:06:00,777 I couIdn't heIp it. She was being serenaded 111 00:06:00,845 --> 00:06:03,575 by her famous tennis-star boyfr-- 112 00:06:03,647 --> 00:06:06,014 Her gorgeous, famous, tennis-star boyfriend 113 00:06:06,084 --> 00:06:10,282 who has a foreign accent, and whisks her away to exotic pIaces, 114 00:06:10,355 --> 00:06:13,791 and has passion and has the cutest IittIe dimpIes you have ever seen. 115 00:06:13,859 --> 00:06:15,690 I have to add that onto my checkIist. 116 00:06:15,761 --> 00:06:17,456 Lane. Stop it. 117 00:06:17,529 --> 00:06:20,259 She has Rodrigo, and what do I have? 118 00:06:20,332 --> 00:06:22,266 You have a pitch meeting tomorrow. 119 00:06:22,334 --> 00:06:25,793 At a IittIe magazine caIIed, um, Cosmo. 120 00:06:25,872 --> 00:06:28,238 What? Cosmo? The greatest-- 121 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:29,865 Magazine of aII time? 122 00:06:29,942 --> 00:06:33,139 Oh, my God. Your friend caIIed you back? Are you serious? 123 00:06:33,212 --> 00:06:34,611 I'm serious! 124 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:38,446 Joanne, you're the greatest friend ! Oh, my God ! 125 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:42,215 Hey! I just got a pitch meeting 126 00:06:42,288 --> 00:06:44,849 at Cosmo. Yeah. 127 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:58,463 ( Lane ) So, this is what heaven looks like. 128 00:06:58,539 --> 00:07:01,099 It's a beautifuI buiIding, isn't it? 129 00:07:02,677 --> 00:07:04,372 l love this crosswalk. 130 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:07,107 lt's taking me towards my future, towards my dreams, 131 00:07:07,182 --> 00:07:11,050 towards the Cosmo editor who is not only going to buy one of my stories, 132 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:13,417 but she's gonna be blown away by-- 133 00:07:13,488 --> 00:07:15,251 Whoa. Are you aII right? 134 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,122 (photographer) All right, just the legs. 135 00:07:21,197 --> 00:07:23,222 Turn Ieft. Let's get the side. 136 00:07:23,299 --> 00:07:26,894 I'm pitching a story to Kate at Cosmo. 137 00:07:26,969 --> 00:07:29,995 ReaIIy? 138 00:07:30,072 --> 00:07:32,233 H i, I'm Kate White. You must be Lane. 139 00:07:32,308 --> 00:07:33,605 Yeah. 140 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:35,871 Very nice to meet you. Won't you foIIow me? 141 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:38,641 Okay. 142 00:07:38,714 --> 00:07:42,082 How about wearing boyfriend jeans when you don't have a boyfriend? 143 00:07:42,152 --> 00:07:44,245 I mean, fabuIous or faux pas? 144 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:45,754 [chuckIes] 145 00:07:45,822 --> 00:07:48,814 WeII, thank you so much for coming in, Lane. 146 00:07:48,892 --> 00:07:52,157 How about a story on statement coats? I think this season-- 147 00:07:52,229 --> 00:07:54,094 I'm so sorry, Lane. 148 00:07:54,164 --> 00:07:57,327 I Iiked your piece for For Her magazine and I Iove your enthusiasm, 149 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,235 but unfortunateIy at this time, we're gonna pass. 150 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:03,830 What if l just write something for you on spec and-- 151 00:08:03,908 --> 00:08:07,469 I'm so sorry, Lane. I wish I couId've heIped you. 152 00:08:07,545 --> 00:08:10,605 Me, too. WeII, I guess I'm gonna rush home 153 00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:14,082 and cuddIe up to my imaginary boyfriend. 154 00:08:14,151 --> 00:08:17,450 You're preaching to the choir. I know that feeIing aII too weII. 155 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:20,548 I doubt that, but thanks for saying it anyway. 156 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,595 U h, don't be so sure. 157 00:08:23,662 --> 00:08:26,597 I just got dumped via B BM . 158 00:08:26,665 --> 00:08:28,292 What? 159 00:08:28,367 --> 00:08:30,961 He didn't even have the decency to emaiI me Iike the Iast guy. 160 00:08:31,036 --> 00:08:32,594 Were you into him? 161 00:08:32,671 --> 00:08:34,764 I mean, he was straight, he opened doors for me 162 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,402 and didn't Iive with his mother. I haven't met anybody better since. 163 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:40,969 My girIfriend and I were just taIking about that. 164 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:45,006 I mean, fashion is great, but there's no databIe guys anywhere. 165 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:48,485 I haven't even found a guy with two items on my checkIist. 166 00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:51,990 I have a checkIist, too. Each year I don't find the man of my dreams, 167 00:08:52,058 --> 00:08:54,049 I take another item off the Iist. 168 00:08:54,127 --> 00:08:57,689 Pretty soon, that Iist is gonna just be a bIank piece of paper. 169 00:08:57,765 --> 00:09:02,031 And you can't cuddIe up to a gift bag. I've tried. It's reaIIy uncomfortabIe. 170 00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:05,799 You know what? It's aImost Iike aII of the eIigibIe guys in the city 171 00:09:05,873 --> 00:09:08,467 are hiding out in offices downtown or something. 172 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:12,740 Business schooI wouId've been boring, but at Ieast by now we wouId've had some guy-- 173 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,408 Wait. There's a story here. 174 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:18,941 Joining the business worId to find Iove. 175 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,784 If you're gonna do this, you're gonna do this aII the way. 176 00:09:21,856 --> 00:09:24,051 ( Lane ) Oh, my God. Cosmo wants me. 177 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:27,617 You're gonna switch careers, you're going into the worId of business 178 00:09:27,696 --> 00:09:29,493 and you're gonna take your Iist with you. 179 00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:31,657 Switch careers, bring my Iist. 180 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:34,032 Once you have a job undercover in the business worId, 181 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:36,537 you are gonna find a man that has every item on that Iist. 182 00:09:36,605 --> 00:09:38,004 The magic man. 183 00:09:38,074 --> 00:09:40,099 It's gonna be a great story. 184 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:43,407 l'm undercover. l'll be like that girl who pretended to be Playboy bunny. 185 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,640 You'II be Iike Woodward and Bernstein. 186 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,410 Yes, yes! Or Iike that girI who-- 187 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,508 I'm taking a chance on you, Lane, 188 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:52,885 so I don't want you saying yes unIess you can reaIIy puII this off. 189 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:56,392 You have to get a reaI business job and you have to date men in suits. 190 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,155 Yeah, it'II be my new mantra. 191 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:00,253 ''Men in suits. Men in suits. '' 192 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:01,763 Lane. 193 00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:03,265 Yeah. Sorry. 194 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,927 You can date no one else. 195 00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:07,937 Nobody. 196 00:10:08,005 --> 00:10:10,098 Remember, this is Cosmo. 197 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,903 I know. 198 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,880 [whispers] I know. 199 00:10:20,151 --> 00:10:23,314 ( Lane ) This story is going to make Lane Daniels. 200 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,652 l'll work at some huge investment bank, 201 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:28,988 meet a gorgeous, suit-wearing guy and fall madly in love. 202 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:33,122 l'm writing my first article for Cosmo. How did l get so lucky? 203 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:37,526 Lane DanieIs. 204 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,197 Oh. Yes, that's me. 205 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,638 You're Lane DanieIs? 206 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,335 Yeah. 207 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,571 You have a very impressive resume. 208 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:51,242 l've never understood resumes. They're just a contest to see who can lie the most. 209 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,376 FIuent in French, Spanish, German. 210 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,217 Oui. Si. Ja. 211 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,315 And you're proficient in ExceI and Powerpoint. 212 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,758 Basic business tooIs. Gotta Iove 'em. 213 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,628 Oh, l just wanna kiss the guy who invented Google. l wonder if he wears a suit. 214 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,224 WeII, today's interview is for a support position 215 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:11,999 in corporate strategic pIanning at Thompson FuIworth. 216 00:11:12,073 --> 00:11:16,669 WeII, as Iong as it's a businessy-type job where the guys wear suits. 217 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,511 For a second, I thought you were serious. 218 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,676 GirI, you had me going. 219 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:28,655 WeII, you know what they say, '' H umor pIus business makes for funny business. '' 220 00:11:28,723 --> 00:11:31,089 GirI, you funny. 221 00:11:31,159 --> 00:11:33,320 Tom Reinhart, Managing Director, 222 00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:35,420 meet Lane DanieIs. 223 00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:37,522 N ice to meet you. PIease, have a seat. 224 00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:44,130 - Is this recycIed paper? - Yeah. 225 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:49,736 Very nice. You are more than quaIified. Have you worked in corporate strategic pIanning? 226 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:52,406 Of course. I've worked in aII three. 227 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,848 Her sense of humor. You'll get used to it. 228 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:56,782 ( Lane ) l'm great with interviews. 229 00:11:56,853 --> 00:11:59,686 l do this for a living. l'm going to wow this guy 230 00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:01,950 with my knowledge of the business world. 231 00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:05,426 Or maybe just compliment him. And if l run into any trouble, 232 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,464 I'II just start asking him questions. 233 00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:09,123 And have you used deaI Reporter? 234 00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:12,168 DeaI Reporter. 235 00:12:12,236 --> 00:12:15,069 The deaI Reporter? It's a great question, Tom. 236 00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:18,540 It's such a managing director's question. 237 00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,304 That's a great tie. 238 00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:23,040 Now, did you aIways know you wanted to be in business? 239 00:12:23,114 --> 00:12:25,776 Oh, aIways. How about you? 240 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,011 How about I what? 241 00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:30,486 AIways wanted to go into business? 242 00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:32,318 Oh, of course. 243 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,722 I Iove the way peopIe Iook aII dressed up. 244 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,260 I think I'm beginning to get that sense of humor. 245 00:12:37,328 --> 00:12:39,125 I toId you. 246 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:43,396 I hope the saIary works for you. We'II start you at 4 2. 247 00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:45,937 Forty-two thousand? 248 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:47,495 Yeah, I can Iive with that. 249 00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:49,063 ( Lane ) Like a queen. 250 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:51,609 We have a deaI. We'II see you Monday morning at 8: 30. 251 00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:53,144 I can't wait. 252 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:54,941 Thanks. She'II be great. 253 00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:57,175 Good seeing you, Tom. 254 00:12:57,249 --> 00:13:00,242 That was easy enough. Hey, thanks for hooking me up. 255 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,619 U h-uh, not so fast. We stiII need to get you tested on the software. 256 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:08,421 Click once to begin. Good luck. 257 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:10,793 [mouse clicks] 258 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,001 ( Lane ) So, this is what deal Reporter looks like. 259 00:13:16,069 --> 00:13:19,562 This is very bad. 260 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,040 [whispering] Hey. Hey, you've got to heIp me. 261 00:13:22,109 --> 00:13:24,043 I couId get you free Laura Merceir sampIes. 262 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,079 [whispering] Can you pIease be quiet? 263 00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:33,785 Hey, you Iike these shoes? 'Cause I can teII you where to get them on saIe. 264 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,617 I'm not gonna heIp you cheat. 265 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,784 Oh, she's so helpful. 266 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:45,064 Oh, that's not right. 267 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,930 [beeping] 268 00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:52,000 Oh, that's not right. Go back. Go back. 269 00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,133 God ! You stupid thing. Come on. 270 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,574 Sh ! 271 00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:57,636 WeII, how do I go back? 272 00:13:57,714 --> 00:14:02,742 You can't. You either know this stuff or you don't. And my guess is you don't. 273 00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:05,253 Somebody has Iow bIood sugar. 274 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:07,380 Here, have some candy. 275 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,916 I don't eat sugar. 276 00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:14,361 H m. [siIent] 277 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:15,864 [beeping] 278 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,299 l can't fail this test. 279 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:28,275 [coughing] 280 00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,059 Ooh. 281 00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:58,468 [crackles] 282 00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:00,307 Oh. 283 00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,214 [people groan] 284 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:05,250 Oops. 285 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,778 It's too bad about those Iights. I was naiIing that test. 286 00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:13,417 How about you? 287 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:15,961 We don't have time to retest you before Monday, 288 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:19,897 but you swear that you trained in aII the financiaI software we taIked about? 289 00:15:19,966 --> 00:15:22,366 Oh, deaI Reporter is my middIe name. 290 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,836 AII right. 291 00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:27,430 ( women ) Yeah l 292 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,873 Thank you guys so much. 293 00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:32,845 I gotta say I'm so nervous about tomorrow. 294 00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:36,315 I'm waIking into a job at an investment company. Me. 295 00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:38,682 I don't know the first thing about investing. 296 00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:41,415 Sure you do. You know fashion, right? 297 00:15:41,489 --> 00:15:43,081 Yeah, but what does that have to do-- 298 00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:45,921 You know how the spring coIIection is introduced in the faII 299 00:15:45,993 --> 00:15:49,191 and the best designers know what is gonna seII months ahead of time? 300 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,824 Yeah. I mean, I've been tracking those trends for years. 301 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,801 ExactIy. So, you just repIace the shoes and dresses 302 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:59,432 with stocks and companies and it's aII about predicting trends, what peopIe wanna buy. 303 00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:01,169 Whoa. That's impressive. 304 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:04,440 That is seIfish, actuaIIy, because I figure the more I heIp you, 305 00:16:04,513 --> 00:16:06,879 the sooner you become a big writer for Cosmo, 306 00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:10,249 the more assignments l get. Let's not forget. AII about me. 307 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,912 But I want it to be aII about me. 308 00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:14,513 Wait a minute. I thought it was aII about me. 309 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:18,186 M m, you're right. It is, because we got you 310 00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,286 a present for your first day. 311 00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:21,762 Get outta here. 312 00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:23,799 We were gonna get you a gorgeous C E O, 313 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:27,770 but most of them are either in jail or getting government bailouts, so. 314 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:31,239 lf you're going to play the part, you need to look the part. 315 00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:36,109 This is amazing. Are you serious? Thank you so much. 316 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,909 To our future C E O. 317 00:16:37,982 --> 00:16:39,813 To our future C E O. 318 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,149 [cars honking] 319 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,527 ( Lane ) All right, Lane. This is your moment. 320 00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:54,359 Seize it. 321 00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,811 ( Lane ) Oh, my God. 322 00:17:09,715 --> 00:17:12,650 So many men. 323 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,845 And l get my pick. 324 00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:17,219 Men with ties. Men without ties. 325 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:20,851 Men with ties tossed over their shoulders. Tall men. Short men. 326 00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:25,126 Men with glasses. Men without glasses. Men standing, sitting, walking, running, 327 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:28,225 bending over to pick things up. Blind men. Strong men. 328 00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:30,702 Gorgeous men. Two-piece. Three-piece. 329 00:17:30,771 --> 00:17:33,239 ls there a four-piece? Who cares? 330 00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:36,174 So many men in suitsl 331 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:40,043 l just got hired by Cosmo, the world's greatest magazine, 332 00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:43,675 to go undercover and date hot men in suits. 333 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,117 Does it get any better than this? 334 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,990 [cell phone rings] 335 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,763 How's it going? 336 00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:04,033 I never understood the phrase ''kid in a candy store'' untiI today. 337 00:18:04,106 --> 00:18:05,437 Lots of men in suits? 338 00:18:05,508 --> 00:18:08,102 Joanne, thank you so much for setting this up. 339 00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:12,045 Hey, l just made a couple of calls. You're the one who has to write the article. 340 00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:15,379 You know, the business worId Iooks a Iot Iike heaven to me. 341 00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:17,248 Heaven in a tie. 342 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:18,081 Yum. 343 00:18:18,153 --> 00:18:19,279 M iss DanieIs. 344 00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:21,119 I'II caII you in five. 345 00:18:21,191 --> 00:18:23,625 Ah. Time is money. 346 00:18:23,693 --> 00:18:25,160 H i, I'm Lane. 347 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:27,719 H i, John. I'm part of the team. You, me and Tom. 348 00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,788 Oh. I'm a part of a team? 349 00:18:29,866 --> 00:18:31,959 Yeah, Iike in junior high. BasketbaII. 350 00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:35,527 Except I was kicked off the team. 351 00:18:35,605 --> 00:18:40,942 Anyway, uh, so you're gonna be handIing Tom's traveI, caIendar, expenses. 352 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:44,709 l'm part of a team. l hope the uniforms are cute. 353 00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:48,240 Paperwork and, uh, profit research and everything. 354 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,082 Come on, Iet's, uh, go get your I . D. 355 00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:51,917 Great. 356 00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:59,290 If you Iike that I . D. , you're gonna Iove the cubicIe. 357 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:01,889 Oh. I get my own cubicIe? 358 00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,629 First thing in the morning. J ust give them to Jack. 359 00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:06,898 Hey, Tom. Hey, how's it going? 360 00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:08,166 Fine. How are you? 361 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,140 Great. Everything's great. 362 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,073 You Iook nice. 363 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:14,442 Thanks. So do you. 364 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:16,812 Do l recognize that shirt from the interview? 365 00:19:16,883 --> 00:19:19,681 U h, no, you recognize its brother or sister. 366 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:23,483 lt's the same shirt but not the exact same. You see, l have a number of these, 367 00:19:23,556 --> 00:19:25,717 the same but not the same same. 368 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,817 Got it. Different shirt. 369 00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:30,328 Well, it's nice. l can see why you bought two of them. 370 00:19:30,396 --> 00:19:33,229 ActuaIIy, I bought six. One for each day of the week and-- 371 00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:36,497 And a spare for laundry day. lt's a great idea. 372 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,765 Let's start the tour. 373 00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:43,208 The department downstairs makes modeIs that study economic trends. They forecast-- 374 00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:47,077 What peopIe are gonna buy? Like fashion designers. 375 00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,944 Yeah, I guess it is. 376 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,950 A reaIIy great idea. 377 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:54,420 They're a pretty good department. Sometimes when we have concerns after a merger 378 00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:56,889 or a major consoIidation, these guys make sure 379 00:19:56,958 --> 00:20:00,052 that the company has a reaIIy easy transition in the next phase. 380 00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:02,323 The past coupIe years have been a IittIe crazy. 381 00:20:02,397 --> 00:20:05,366 l've always found it boring when guys talk about business, 382 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,663 but Tom makes it kind of interesting. 383 00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:12,139 Six shirts all the same. Weird. 384 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:14,403 And this department manages our hedge funds. 385 00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:18,379 l nod a lot and act impressed as l survey the men-in-suits situation. 386 00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:20,608 As unbelievable as it sounds, 387 00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:23,914 the majority of guys here are single. 388 00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:28,082 No photos of families or crayon drawings from their kids. 389 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,954 And as if it couldn't get any better, 390 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:33,087 the few women here, they're not even trying. 391 00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:34,790 So, what do you think? 392 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:36,799 There are so many men. 393 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:40,166 That's what they aII say. But after a whiIe, you hardIy notice. 394 00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:42,205 This is your desk. 395 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:44,536 Oh ! I Iove it! 396 00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:47,441 Okay. WeII, happy birthday. 397 00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:49,536 Oh, this chair is perfect. 398 00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:52,447 My own cubicle. lt's paradise. 399 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:56,180 Okay, weII, enjoy your chair. I wiII be in my office which is right over here. 400 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,415 Sure. 401 00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,389 Why doesn't my chair spin? 402 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,256 Does your chair spin? 403 00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:04,351 ( man ) Yeah. 404 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,453 Yes? 405 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,428 ( man ) Yep. 406 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:07,896 [phone rings] 407 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,431 StiII going weII? 408 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,836 Yes. I have a swanky new cubicIe, Joanne. 409 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,274 I'm on my work phone being aII businessy. 410 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:21,073 I'm Iike Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada. 411 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,513 l hope my boss isn't evil. But now all l have to do-- 412 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,642 [clears throat] 413 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:31,013 Is to coIIate and distribute the documents 414 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,616 and I'II check back in with you. 415 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:34,955 Here you go. 416 00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:38,555 Thompson and FuIworth has secret handshakes? 417 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,292 No, they're hand signals. 418 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,960 Our traders use them on the floor but l adapted them. 419 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:47,133 You and I can gesture without having to worry about noise or using another Iine. 420 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,336 lt's more efficient. Like, conference call, l'm leaving the office, 421 00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:51,844 I'II return the caII Iater. 422 00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:54,676 And that means okay. 423 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:56,410 I'II Iearn these right away. 424 00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:58,918 Okay, this is a Iist of frequent caIIers. 425 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:01,477 This group, apoIogize, I'm in a meeting. 426 00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:05,720 This group, put them into the queue. And these two, you put them through right away. 427 00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:08,991 It's the C E O and my mom. 428 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:12,289 That means I'm on it. 429 00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:17,804 [sighs] 430 00:22:20,475 --> 00:22:21,772 Oh, my God. 431 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,208 What? 432 00:22:23,278 --> 00:22:25,440 More men. 433 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,513 What's good here? 434 00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:32,986 I'm not reaIIy the guy to ask. I get the same thing every day. 435 00:22:33,055 --> 00:22:34,989 Every day? What is it? 436 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:39,289 Chicken breast with waInuts and pIain yogurt. This meaI boosts neurotransmitters, 437 00:22:39,362 --> 00:22:43,959 baIances omega acids and I don't have to waste time deciding what I want to eat. 438 00:22:44,034 --> 00:22:46,559 WeII, how does it taste? 439 00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:48,571 Let me guess. Efficient. 440 00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:51,039 AII right, smartass. Tour's over. 441 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,541 Where are you going? 442 00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:54,509 Back to my office. I aIways eat up there-- 443 00:22:54,578 --> 00:22:56,773 It's a more efficient use of your time? 444 00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:59,145 You catch on quick. 445 00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:06,654 [whispers] Okay. 446 00:23:11,029 --> 00:23:14,521 No. No, no! 447 00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:18,861 Oh, God, you stupid-- Come on. 448 00:23:18,937 --> 00:23:22,203 Don't you know what you're supposed to do when the copier breaks? 449 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:24,105 [bell dings] 450 00:23:24,176 --> 00:23:26,940 What's that? 451 00:23:27,012 --> 00:23:29,071 Run away. 452 00:23:29,148 --> 00:23:33,244 I'm serious. Otherwise everyone wiII know you're the Ioser who couIdn't fix the copier. 453 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,846 Right. And who's the Ioser who currentIy hoIds that position here? 454 00:23:36,922 --> 00:23:39,915 Danny GoId in Accounting. Three months running. 455 00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:43,451 But, since you're new, I'II heIp you. 456 00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:46,055 Step aside. 457 00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:48,123 For the record though, I was never here. 458 00:23:48,201 --> 00:23:51,227 We never met and I have no idea how to use this thing. 459 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,670 Got it. I'm Lane, by the way. 460 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:56,436 Hey, Lane. I'm Seth. 461 00:23:56,509 --> 00:23:59,445 l normally don't like guys who know they're cute, 462 00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:02,812 but Seth's really cute. 463 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,677 This never happened. 464 00:24:06,754 --> 00:24:10,485 I saw nothing. Yum's the word. 465 00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:14,585 [sighs] M um's the word. Oh, God. Stupid. 466 00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:18,599 Good morning. 467 00:24:22,471 --> 00:24:25,565 This place is crawling with potential magic men. 468 00:24:27,576 --> 00:24:31,068 Once they start asking me out, l can write this article in a week. 469 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:44,785 Lane, what's this? 470 00:24:44,861 --> 00:24:47,523 A diagram. An office diagram 471 00:24:47,597 --> 00:24:50,998 to show the key empIoyees, so I can better serve you. 472 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,331 WeII, you're just fuII of surprises, aren't you? 473 00:24:53,403 --> 00:24:57,807 I doubIe-checked your 8: 00 p. m. reservation. Is Whitney a cIient? 474 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:01,311 No, she's my girIfriend. It's Monday night. It's date night. 475 00:25:01,378 --> 00:25:05,542 Hey, Whitney, come here. I want you to meet my new assistant, Lane. 476 00:25:05,616 --> 00:25:07,709 Eekl Draggy nailsl 477 00:25:07,785 --> 00:25:08,979 PIeasure. 478 00:25:09,053 --> 00:25:10,281 Ugh, bird grab. 479 00:25:10,354 --> 00:25:13,187 Charmed. 480 00:25:13,257 --> 00:25:15,590 Tom, I'm starving. Can we pIease go now? 481 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:18,720 Okay, hon. WeII, I'II see you in the morning. 482 00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:20,025 Okay. 483 00:25:20,098 --> 00:25:21,292 Night, John. 484 00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:23,561 H i, John. 485 00:25:23,635 --> 00:25:25,660 Weird handshake, huh? 486 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:28,001 Did it feeI Iike a predatory bird? 487 00:25:28,073 --> 00:25:30,371 Can't decide if I Iike it or not. 488 00:25:31,676 --> 00:25:34,009 Lane, right? Hi, l'm Eddie. 489 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,878 WeIcome to Thompson and FuIworth. 490 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:39,747 I was wondering if you couId grab a drink with me tomorrow night? 491 00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:42,117 I wouId Iove to. 492 00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:45,919 They're drawn to me like moths to a flame. 493 00:25:45,992 --> 00:25:49,553 l'm the best undercover journalist in the history of the world. 494 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,401 Hey, go aIready. It's your turn. 495 00:26:02,476 --> 00:26:03,966 I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 496 00:26:04,044 --> 00:26:05,909 Are you thinking or fantasizing? 497 00:26:07,581 --> 00:26:11,518 Okay, Okay. Do you have one phenomenaIIy tanned six-pack? 498 00:26:11,586 --> 00:26:13,747 I do have one phenomenaIIy tanned six-pack. 499 00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:17,222 Yes! How about super hot guy in a toweI? 500 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,782 Go fish. 501 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:23,126 Okay, do you have a perfectIy shaped butt? 502 00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:25,222 You know l do. 503 00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:26,960 I n your hand. 504 00:26:27,035 --> 00:26:29,561 Oh, I have that, too. Okay, okay, it's my turn. 505 00:26:29,638 --> 00:26:33,074 Do you have one rocking set of abs? 506 00:26:33,142 --> 00:26:35,872 I do. 507 00:26:35,944 --> 00:26:38,469 Oh, Ian. Now, that's a six-pack I'd Iike to forget. 508 00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:40,242 You know who that is? 509 00:26:40,315 --> 00:26:41,873 You can't even see his face. 510 00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:43,781 Don't need to. l remember that body. 511 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,821 Joanne, you work with these hot guys every day aII day. 512 00:26:46,889 --> 00:26:48,653 How do I get your job? 513 00:26:48,725 --> 00:26:52,559 I don't know how M r. Six-pack wouId fare on the checkIist. 514 00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:55,359 She has that checkIist to heIp her find her souI mate. 515 00:26:55,432 --> 00:26:57,127 Where did this Iist come from? 516 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,668 Every romantic comedy Lane's ever watched. 517 00:26:59,736 --> 00:27:01,567 That's not true. 518 00:27:01,638 --> 00:27:03,765 Okay, it's mostIy true. 519 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,206 I just want to find my magic man. 520 00:27:06,277 --> 00:27:09,508 Magic man. She thinks that a guy is gonna solve everything. 521 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:12,981 I don't think it's gonna soIve everything. I just wanna meet a guy 522 00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:15,814 that, you know, I'm happy to wake up to every morning 523 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:18,218 and that makes time drift away. 524 00:27:18,289 --> 00:27:20,018 I want aII of those things. 525 00:27:20,091 --> 00:27:24,960 And if he happens to have a perfect set of abs, I'II take that, too. 526 00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:26,759 I don't bIame you. 527 00:27:26,832 --> 00:27:29,300 Order one for me. 528 00:27:29,367 --> 00:27:30,800 To butts and abs. 529 00:27:30,869 --> 00:27:32,461 ( aII) To butts and abs. 530 00:27:41,613 --> 00:27:43,080 WeIcome to day two, Ab Fab. 531 00:27:43,148 --> 00:27:44,878 Ab Fab? 532 00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:48,443 Yeah, I was just trying out a new nickname for you. You Iike fashion. 533 00:27:48,521 --> 00:27:50,352 That's a show about fashion, right? 534 00:27:50,423 --> 00:27:53,256 That is so much better than my college nickname, ''Lame. '' 535 00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:55,021 You ever had a nickname? 536 00:27:55,094 --> 00:27:57,028 Nope. 537 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,471 Lane! Pay attention. 538 00:28:15,549 --> 00:28:17,141 I am. 539 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,343 To me. 540 00:28:18,418 --> 00:28:21,046 Gotcha. 541 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,401 No, that means return the caII. 542 00:28:34,469 --> 00:28:36,699 I know. I know. I knew that. 543 00:28:40,609 --> 00:28:42,804 Working in big business can be stressful, 544 00:28:42,878 --> 00:28:45,108 but l'm gonna get the hang of it. 545 00:29:07,971 --> 00:29:10,166 Life at the investment bank is fun. 546 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,175 l get to make my cubicle beautiful and creative. 547 00:29:13,243 --> 00:29:14,710 [bell dings] 548 00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:17,976 And l get to date a bunch. 549 00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:19,539 [bell dings] 550 00:29:19,617 --> 00:29:21,778 These guys actually have items on my checklist. 551 00:29:21,852 --> 00:29:25,049 So far, just two or three items each, 552 00:29:25,122 --> 00:29:28,023 but that's two or three more than in the fashion world. 553 00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:29,889 [bell dings] 554 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,762 My magic man is out there. 555 00:29:37,836 --> 00:29:39,929 l can feel it. 556 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,971 [printer whirring] 557 00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:52,774 ( Kate ) You've already found eight guys who could be the one? 558 00:29:52,851 --> 00:29:55,787 l know. Put a man in a suit and things happen. 559 00:29:55,855 --> 00:29:59,086 H m, I guess we can safeIy cross the junior anaIyst off the Iist. 560 00:29:59,158 --> 00:30:03,788 What about that guy Seth? The one who fixed the copier. Get him to ask you out. 561 00:30:03,863 --> 00:30:08,266 My editor is so cool. She's forcing me to flirt with Seth. 562 00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:10,359 Could life get any better? 563 00:30:10,436 --> 00:30:11,869 Hey. 564 00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:13,633 Hey. 565 00:30:15,676 --> 00:30:18,873 Get Seth to ask me out? Watch me work. 566 00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:20,311 How are you? 567 00:30:20,381 --> 00:30:21,905 I'm good. How are you? 568 00:30:21,982 --> 00:30:25,543 What is wrong with this guy? Take the bait. 569 00:30:25,619 --> 00:30:27,143 Lane. 570 00:30:27,221 --> 00:30:28,688 And here we go. 571 00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:31,122 You're not here to ask me about the copier, are you? 572 00:30:31,191 --> 00:30:33,626 I don't know anything about copiers, remember? 573 00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:37,654 Yeah. No, I'm not here to ask you about the copier. 574 00:30:37,732 --> 00:30:40,667 l bet he's a great kisser. Sometimes you just know. 575 00:30:40,735 --> 00:30:42,669 Are you not getting your maiI? 576 00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:45,604 'Cause either that new maiI guy is the Iaziest ever or-- 577 00:30:45,674 --> 00:30:48,802 No, my maiI is fine. MaiI's aII good. 578 00:30:48,877 --> 00:30:50,708 Oh, good. 579 00:30:56,585 --> 00:30:58,485 Hey, Lane. 580 00:30:58,554 --> 00:31:01,546 I was wondering if you'd Iike to get a drink sometime. 581 00:31:01,624 --> 00:31:03,683 I thought you'd never ask. 582 00:31:14,471 --> 00:31:17,770 (Joanne ) How is the article going? Have you started writing? 583 00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:21,709 M m, I'm stiII in the research phase. But I have a date with Seth this Thursday. 584 00:31:21,778 --> 00:31:24,713 I know. I feeI Iike he's gonna do reaIIy weII on my checkIist. 585 00:31:24,781 --> 00:31:26,373 Good, 'cause you said he has fashion sense, right? 586 00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:28,077 He does. 587 00:31:28,151 --> 00:31:30,382 Is he spontaneous? Does he take exotic trips on a whim? 588 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,922 M m, I don't know, yet. 589 00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:34,014 Does he put passion above common sense? 590 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,923 Witty statements on the tip of his tongue? 591 00:31:35,993 --> 00:31:37,551 Sort of, yeah. 592 00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,255 Sexy accent? 593 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,629 That wouId be a no. But he is fearIess in the face of danger. 594 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,292 What happened? 595 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,167 He saved me from the copier. It was getting out of controI. 596 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,207 The thing was Iike eating my-- 597 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,071 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 598 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,805 [British accent] No, it's aII right. It's aII right. 599 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:55,938 [Iaughs] 600 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,278 Do you have the time? 601 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,375 Beautiful and a sexy accent. 602 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,818 Wait, what did he just ask me? Oh, the time. 603 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:05,482 U m, yes, it's 6:4 2. 604 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,288 Great, then I have just enough time 605 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:12,263 to Iet you spiII one more drink on me before my dinner meeting. What'II it be? 606 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:14,493 I mean, shouIdn't I be the one buying you a drink? 607 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:17,229 No, I'm rather enjoying things in the current state. 608 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:20,500 You feeI guiIty for making me Iook as though I've wet myseIf, 609 00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:23,633 and you've no choice but to sit here with me tiII I finish my drink. 610 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,575 It's the onIy poIite thing to do. 611 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:27,580 [bell dings] 612 00:32:27,648 --> 00:32:31,175 Polite or infatuated? You decide. 613 00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:36,019 Okay, when you put it Iike that, I wiII have another pomegranate martini. 614 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:37,682 Two. 615 00:32:37,758 --> 00:32:41,285 So, do you Iadies spiII your drinks on innocent men for fun 616 00:32:41,362 --> 00:32:44,160 or is it a professionaI sort of thing? 617 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,291 No. ActuaIIy, um, I'm a writer. 618 00:32:46,368 --> 00:32:48,734 U ndercover, trying to find the love of my life. 619 00:32:48,804 --> 00:32:51,864 Named Lane. My name is Lane. And this-- 620 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:53,669 What if he likes her more than me? 621 00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:55,573 Is my friend who has a boyfriend. 622 00:32:55,644 --> 00:32:57,874 Creep. l'm such a sixth grader. 623 00:32:57,946 --> 00:33:01,780 Who has a boyfriend? I've never heard that name before. 624 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:05,844 Oh, yeah, it's been in my famiIy for generations, but friends caII me Joanne. 625 00:33:05,922 --> 00:33:08,083 Liam. 626 00:33:08,157 --> 00:33:10,216 Liam, are you in finance? 627 00:33:10,293 --> 00:33:14,696 Oh, no, no, thank God. No, I used to be a guitarist, but now-- 628 00:33:14,764 --> 00:33:17,062 SeriousIy? What band? 629 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:21,433 No, those days are Iong gone. Now I sit on the other side of the gIass. 630 00:33:21,504 --> 00:33:23,769 Lane, l'm not leaving this seat 631 00:33:23,841 --> 00:33:26,810 untiI you agree to have dinner with me next Thursday night. 632 00:33:26,877 --> 00:33:28,868 Dinner? Oh. 633 00:33:28,946 --> 00:33:31,915 I Iove you. 634 00:33:31,982 --> 00:33:36,976 I mean, I'd Iove to. I-I can't wait. Yes. 635 00:33:37,054 --> 00:33:38,988 WeII, that's great. if I couId just-- 636 00:33:39,056 --> 00:33:40,546 Here's her number. 637 00:33:42,827 --> 00:33:44,692 A pIeasure. 638 00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:46,559 Cheers. 639 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,999 Okay, I'm reaIIy sorry about the whoIe boyfriend thing. 640 00:33:51,069 --> 00:33:55,699 I wouId have done the exact same thing. I thought you had to date a guy in a suit. 641 00:33:55,773 --> 00:33:57,638 Liam. 642 00:33:58,476 --> 00:34:02,743 Some of the lessons l'm learning for my article are more obvious than others. 643 00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:07,650 Like it is impossible to imagine wearing sexy lingerie for an accountant. 644 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,779 As Iong as you itemize your deductions-- 645 00:34:09,855 --> 00:34:12,585 Where's the craziest pIace you've ever had sex? 646 00:34:14,393 --> 00:34:18,796 WeII, one time in coIIege. I did it on the Iiving room carpet. 647 00:34:18,865 --> 00:34:20,833 Oh. 648 00:34:26,873 --> 00:34:30,274 You know what? You are way too sexuaI for me. 649 00:34:30,343 --> 00:34:35,542 Oh, excuse me. Hey, can I ask you for a favor? 650 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,591 Lane. 651 00:34:47,662 --> 00:34:50,222 Tom. How do you Iike what I've done with the pIace? 652 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,822 Oh, it's quite festive. 653 00:34:51,899 --> 00:34:53,662 I'm gIad you Iike it. 654 00:34:53,734 --> 00:34:56,898 The beads bIock the sight Iine from my office to the rest of the fIoor. 655 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,600 You know, they are made from recycIed gIass. 656 00:34:59,675 --> 00:35:03,236 I mean, I know I'm no sandaIs-wearing, guitar pIaying, tree hugger-- 657 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,246 I am. 658 00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:06,872 You are? 659 00:35:06,949 --> 00:35:10,009 Yeah. I mean, we wear shoes here and I pIay the harmonica. 660 00:35:10,085 --> 00:35:11,848 HoId on. You pIay the harmonica? 661 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,184 I did. StrictIy summer camp thing. 662 00:35:14,256 --> 00:35:17,192 So, to be more accurate, I guess I am a shoe-wearing, 663 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:19,125 ex-harmonica-pIaying tree hugger. 664 00:35:19,195 --> 00:35:21,993 I mean, I'm not M r. save-the-fuzzy bunnies or anything. 665 00:35:22,065 --> 00:35:25,000 I just cannot toIerate wasting resources. 666 00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:26,501 So, you hate bunnies? 667 00:35:26,569 --> 00:35:30,130 I do. I hate them. They infuriate me. 668 00:35:30,206 --> 00:35:31,730 U h-huh. 669 00:35:31,808 --> 00:35:35,142 Okay, get back to work. And take down these beads, okay? 670 00:35:35,212 --> 00:35:37,339 Let's get going on these caIIs, Lane. 671 00:35:37,414 --> 00:35:40,144 [sighs] Okay. 672 00:35:40,217 --> 00:35:43,311 Hey, you stiII having troubIe with your router? 673 00:35:43,387 --> 00:35:45,480 You know, I'm the tech wizard around here. 674 00:35:45,556 --> 00:35:47,990 Not a bad wizard, but a good one. 675 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:55,023 John, what are you doing? 676 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:59,537 What? No, nothing. No, I-I mean, I'm doing something. 677 00:35:59,604 --> 00:36:03,040 Helping Lane with her-- Her router is broken, 678 00:36:03,108 --> 00:36:07,306 so l was just-- This is my girlfriend, Margo. She works up in equity ratings. 679 00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:09,404 John has a girlfriend? Go, John. 680 00:36:09,481 --> 00:36:11,142 H i, Margo. 681 00:36:11,216 --> 00:36:14,914 H i, Lane. Are you coming to Iunch, or are you happier down there? 682 00:36:14,987 --> 00:36:17,922 Yes. I mean, no, no, I'm not happier down here. 683 00:36:17,990 --> 00:36:21,949 I'm coming to-- Oh, sorry. Yeah. No, just caII, 684 00:36:22,028 --> 00:36:24,087 uh, l. T. and they'll fix it. 685 00:36:24,163 --> 00:36:27,326 Yeah, I got it. Thanks for trying. Margo, uh, 686 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,925 John's aIways taIking about you. 687 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:32,028 He is? 688 00:36:32,105 --> 00:36:36,337 Yeah. It's kind of disgustingIy sweet, actuaIIy. 689 00:36:38,912 --> 00:36:40,345 [whispers] Thanks. 690 00:36:40,414 --> 00:36:42,473 Well, that was easy. 691 00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:51,653 Thank you. 692 00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:52,954 Thanks. 693 00:36:53,027 --> 00:36:55,052 Lane, to the pink contents of that gIass 694 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:58,496 staying where it ought rather than on my Iap. 695 00:36:58,566 --> 00:37:00,534 Cheers to that. 696 00:37:00,601 --> 00:37:02,728 You Iook absoIuteIy stunning. 697 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:07,070 Thank you. You don't Iook so bad yourseIf, you know. 698 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:10,873 PIeasure to see you as aIways. And the IoveIy Iady. 699 00:37:10,946 --> 00:37:12,573 This is Lane. 700 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,707 Lucky you. He never makes time to date. 701 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:16,910 You make me sound rather IoneIy and pathetic. 702 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,612 I'm sorry, I didn't mean-- 703 00:37:18,687 --> 00:37:21,952 No, it's aII right. I come here whenever I'm in New York. 704 00:37:22,024 --> 00:37:23,389 I'm often aIone. 705 00:37:23,459 --> 00:37:24,983 Or with your artists. 706 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:26,322 Artists? 707 00:37:26,395 --> 00:37:27,761 I produce music. 708 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:29,822 He runs his own IabeI. 709 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,059 What? 710 00:37:31,134 --> 00:37:32,658 It's nothing. 711 00:37:32,736 --> 00:37:36,604 Can I get you an appetizer? 712 00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,698 How about some caIamari? 713 00:37:38,775 --> 00:37:40,606 [bell dings] 714 00:37:40,677 --> 00:37:42,304 That's great. 715 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:49,408 Okay. So, what kind of music do you produce? 716 00:37:49,487 --> 00:37:51,580 Oh, no, no, no, Lane. Let's taIk about you. 717 00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:53,520 I'm sure it's much more interesting. 718 00:37:53,591 --> 00:37:56,389 Okay, but I don't know how interesting you're gonna-- 719 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,588 Nonsense. Who is Lane Daniels? 720 00:37:59,663 --> 00:38:02,063 WeII, 721 00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:04,431 I enjoy Iong waIks on the beach, 722 00:38:04,502 --> 00:38:06,801 kissing under the moonIight, 723 00:38:06,872 --> 00:38:09,102 and the worId of fashion. 724 00:38:09,174 --> 00:38:11,005 What a reIief. 725 00:38:11,076 --> 00:38:14,307 I thought you were gonna say fun Ioving, a peopIe person and a dog Iover. 726 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:17,348 I am a dog Iover. I've actuaIIy rescued seven, 727 00:38:17,415 --> 00:38:20,009 but l don't like playing games, 728 00:38:20,085 --> 00:38:24,716 and I've been toId a few times that I'm a first-rate kisser. 729 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:27,123 I hope you don't hate aII games. 730 00:38:27,193 --> 00:38:32,859 WeII, I onIy induIge in those invoIving feathers and chocoIate. 731 00:38:32,932 --> 00:38:36,834 I'm gonna have to see if that's on the dessert menu. 732 00:38:36,903 --> 00:38:39,269 [horns honking] 733 00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:42,802 Do you enjoy Europe? 734 00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:45,276 Oh, I've been desperateIy wanting to go to Paris 735 00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:48,712 with my friends for New Year's, but tickets are so pricey. 736 00:38:48,782 --> 00:38:50,647 I Iove Paris. Do you visit often? 737 00:38:50,717 --> 00:38:53,345 WeII, yeah, in my dreams. 738 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,718 You've never been? 739 00:38:55,789 --> 00:38:57,882 Lane, we must remedy this immediateIy. 740 00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,858 Let's hop on a pIane tonight. 741 00:38:59,927 --> 00:39:01,486 Yes, yes, yesl 742 00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:07,125 No. I've got work. I can't. 743 00:39:07,202 --> 00:39:08,829 FIimsy excuse. 744 00:39:08,903 --> 00:39:11,599 Sounds Iike you're dashing off to meet another bIoke. 745 00:39:11,673 --> 00:39:13,334 Oh, he said bloke. 746 00:39:13,408 --> 00:39:18,004 You've busted me. He's actuaIIy gonna be here in a few minutes. 747 00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:19,637 [Iaughs] 748 00:39:29,258 --> 00:39:31,021 You are breathtaking. 749 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:36,029 I'II get you a cab. 750 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,000 [phone ringing] 751 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:42,766 Seth l There is another bloke. 752 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,704 The article. Cosmo. 753 00:39:44,774 --> 00:39:46,139 Sweet dreams. 754 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:49,576 Thank you. 755 00:39:49,646 --> 00:39:51,910 That's right. Nice. 756 00:39:51,982 --> 00:39:55,042 TiIt your head a IittIe. Yes, nice, girI. 757 00:39:55,118 --> 00:39:57,211 Rapido. Rapido. 758 00:39:57,287 --> 00:40:00,849 Lane. Hey! Wow, you've been on a date. 759 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:04,554 I was and it was amazing. I've got another date in Iike five minutes. 760 00:40:04,629 --> 00:40:06,324 You have another date? Where? 761 00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:07,921 Sam's on 6th. 762 00:40:07,999 --> 00:40:09,660 You can't go to Sam's Iike this. 763 00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:12,328 I know. I need your heIp. Come on. 764 00:40:19,144 --> 00:40:22,807 And ever since then I promised myseIf I'd never ride another horse again. 765 00:40:22,881 --> 00:40:24,678 I don't bIame you. 766 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,479 WeII, maybe a pony. 767 00:40:26,551 --> 00:40:29,179 There's nothing wrong with Seth, but he's no Liam. 768 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:30,846 Do you wanna go for a nightcap? 769 00:40:30,923 --> 00:40:33,118 You know what? I shouIdn't. 770 00:40:33,191 --> 00:40:35,353 I-I have a busy day tomorrow. 771 00:40:35,428 --> 00:40:40,331 Yeah, I understand, but I had a reaIIy good time tonight, Lane. 772 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,391 Yeah, I did, too. 773 00:40:42,468 --> 00:40:44,163 Thank you so much for dinner. 774 00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:51,108 Let me get you a cab. 775 00:40:51,177 --> 00:40:53,236 Thanks. Okay. 776 00:40:53,313 --> 00:40:57,648 Maybe l'm not the best undercover journalist after all. 777 00:40:57,718 --> 00:41:00,312 [horns honking] 778 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:05,853 Seth and the other men around me have become a faceless blur. 779 00:41:05,926 --> 00:41:08,759 I'II send the cIearance documents to London right away. 780 00:41:08,829 --> 00:41:12,230 Did somebody say London? Oh, it's the land of Liam. 781 00:41:12,299 --> 00:41:14,165 Lane. 782 00:41:14,235 --> 00:41:17,033 Lane. Lanel 783 00:41:17,105 --> 00:41:20,199 This is the document we're sending to Paris. 784 00:41:20,275 --> 00:41:24,041 You don't speak French, do you? 785 00:41:24,112 --> 00:41:26,444 It depends on how you define ''speak. '' 786 00:41:26,514 --> 00:41:28,414 l'm really disappointed in you, Lane. 787 00:41:28,483 --> 00:41:31,145 This would have been disastrous if l'd sent this out. 788 00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:32,482 I'm sorry. 789 00:41:32,555 --> 00:41:34,955 I've gotta send an emaiI. 790 00:41:35,024 --> 00:41:38,050 So much for Seth being fearless in the face of danger. 791 00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:41,062 Your resume was riddIed with exaggerations, Lane. 792 00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,866 You don't type 1 20 words a minute, 793 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:46,868 you don't have a photographic memory, 794 00:41:46,936 --> 00:41:49,734 and you keep dropping names off my caII sheet. 795 00:41:49,805 --> 00:41:52,434 Oh, my God. Are you firing me? 796 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:57,378 l'm giving you a warning. But l do not tolerate lying. 797 00:41:57,447 --> 00:41:59,278 Now, get back to work. 798 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,248 This is all Liam's fault, 799 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:10,954 with his sexy accent and his smile and his lips. 800 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,395 Oh, those lips. 801 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:16,797 Lane, stop it. He's distracting me from my work 802 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:19,894 and completely screwing up my story for Cosmo. 803 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:22,030 Oh, can't think straight. 804 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,732 Wait. 805 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:29,110 l'll change my story. 806 00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:47,261 My story shouldn't be about finding love in the business world. 807 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:50,029 l'm not good at business stuff anyway. 808 00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:54,130 My story is going to be about meeting the perfect guy when you least expect it. 809 00:42:54,207 --> 00:42:57,267 Because you never know when your magic man is gonna find you. 810 00:42:57,343 --> 00:42:59,106 It's good, right? 811 00:42:59,179 --> 00:43:01,170 Lane, this is not your college paper. 812 00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:03,977 This is not some crappy blog that you can write in your pajamas. 813 00:43:04,050 --> 00:43:07,248 And it sure as heII isn't an articIe on shoes for For Her magazine. 814 00:43:07,321 --> 00:43:09,789 It's Her Style, but that's okay. 815 00:43:09,857 --> 00:43:12,849 Lane, this is a cover story for Cosmo. 816 00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:14,861 A cover story? 817 00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:18,092 Yes, it's a cover story. 818 00:43:18,165 --> 00:43:19,928 l gave you the chance of a lifetime. 819 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,163 So, you are gonna deIiver whether you Iike it or not. 820 00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:26,935 This piece has absolutely nothing to do with Liam, so stop seeing him. 821 00:43:27,008 --> 00:43:28,805 This story is about the business world. 822 00:43:28,877 --> 00:43:31,641 Get your butt back to Thompson FuIworth and un-quit. 823 00:43:31,713 --> 00:43:34,375 lf you're not good at the business stuff, get better. 824 00:43:34,449 --> 00:43:36,781 lf you can't find the right guy in a suit, look harder. 825 00:43:36,852 --> 00:43:40,344 You have two more weeks to have an article about finding love in the business world 826 00:43:40,422 --> 00:43:43,654 on my desk, and it better be great. Are we cIear? 827 00:43:43,726 --> 00:43:46,058 Yes. 828 00:43:48,431 --> 00:43:51,264 No Liam, get better, work harder, date often. 829 00:43:51,334 --> 00:43:53,825 Ah ! sorry. 830 00:43:53,903 --> 00:43:55,165 Oh, hey, Lane? 831 00:43:55,238 --> 00:43:57,968 Drinks? Sure. Wednesday, 8: 00 to 1 0: 00. 832 00:44:01,344 --> 00:44:03,040 Lane? 833 00:44:03,113 --> 00:44:05,411 Tom. 834 00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:08,713 I was just turning out your, um, office Iamp. 835 00:44:08,785 --> 00:44:10,514 I Ieft it on? ReaIIy? 836 00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:12,851 It must have sIipped your mind. 837 00:44:12,923 --> 00:44:14,413 Oh. Lane? 838 00:44:15,559 --> 00:44:16,890 I'm on my way. 839 00:44:23,768 --> 00:44:25,668 l finally find my magic man 840 00:44:25,737 --> 00:44:27,398 and l'm not allowed to see him. 841 00:44:27,472 --> 00:44:30,236 Thank you. 842 00:44:30,308 --> 00:44:32,276 Something wrong, Lane? 843 00:44:32,343 --> 00:44:35,210 No, not whiIe I'm with you. 844 00:44:37,682 --> 00:44:40,777 Liam, there's something I have to teII you. 845 00:44:40,853 --> 00:44:44,289 It's reaIIy difficuIt for me. 846 00:44:44,356 --> 00:44:46,551 See, I'm writing this articIe and-- 847 00:44:51,263 --> 00:44:54,528 It wouId be very easy to faII in Iove with you. 848 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,034 What? ReaIIy? 849 00:44:57,102 --> 00:45:00,539 Yes, reaIIy. You're stunning. You're funny. 850 00:45:00,607 --> 00:45:02,905 My heart races when I see you. 851 00:45:02,976 --> 00:45:06,810 And that dress you're wearing, a bIoke doesn't stand a chance. 852 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,405 l know l'm supposed to date a man in a suit, 853 00:45:09,482 --> 00:45:13,077 but Liam's a man and he's falling for me. 854 00:45:13,153 --> 00:45:15,121 At any rate, I do have to protect myseIf 855 00:45:15,188 --> 00:45:17,088 with a woman as beautifuI as you. 856 00:45:17,157 --> 00:45:19,718 I'm afraid I've had my heart broken before. 857 00:45:19,794 --> 00:45:21,489 Aw. TeII me about it. 858 00:45:21,562 --> 00:45:23,029 No. 859 00:45:23,097 --> 00:45:26,726 Come on, you can teII me. 860 00:45:26,801 --> 00:45:30,032 WeII, we'd been together for years 861 00:45:30,104 --> 00:45:34,438 and, uh, I worshipped her. I thought she worshipped me. 862 00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:39,105 We'd survived Iong distances, parentaI disapprovaI, a saiIing accident. 863 00:45:39,181 --> 00:45:40,478 A saiIing accident? 864 00:45:40,549 --> 00:45:42,346 That sounds more dramatic than it was. 865 00:45:42,417 --> 00:45:45,682 Point is, I snuck out earIy one Sunday morning to buy eggs and caviar. 866 00:45:45,754 --> 00:45:48,552 You know, surprise her with a IittIe breakfast in bed. 867 00:45:48,624 --> 00:45:50,922 But I was the one Ieft surprised. 868 00:45:50,993 --> 00:45:54,953 Tiptoed in to find onIy a note. It said, 869 00:45:55,031 --> 00:45:57,522 '' I'm done. '' 870 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,433 There is so much pain in the world. 871 00:46:00,503 --> 00:46:05,133 l declare my one mission in life, if it's the last thing l do, 872 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,699 l will heal Liam's wounded heart. 873 00:46:16,353 --> 00:46:18,014 Dessert at your pIace? 874 00:46:18,088 --> 00:46:20,522 We couId. 875 00:46:20,591 --> 00:46:23,617 But I bet my pIace isn't as Iuxurious as yours. 876 00:46:23,694 --> 00:46:25,093 See, I-- 877 00:46:32,036 --> 00:46:36,440 I wish I couId have you over, but my father's in town. 878 00:46:36,508 --> 00:46:41,036 So, unIess you want to share some warm chocoIate and creme fraiche with him-- 879 00:46:41,112 --> 00:46:43,273 My pIace wiII be fine. 880 00:46:43,348 --> 00:46:44,508 Whoo! 881 00:46:49,921 --> 00:46:51,480 [Iaughing] 882 00:46:51,557 --> 00:46:53,422 ShaII I get some spoons? 883 00:46:53,492 --> 00:46:55,551 We won't be needing any spoons. 884 00:47:00,933 --> 00:47:02,730 This is gonna be great. 885 00:47:02,802 --> 00:47:04,770 Maybe for you. 886 00:47:04,837 --> 00:47:06,668 It's Iike a day at the spa. 887 00:47:06,739 --> 00:47:09,867 I nstead of the organic heaIthy detoxifying seaweed, 888 00:47:09,942 --> 00:47:14,039 you're being wrapped in. . . pIastic. 889 00:47:14,114 --> 00:47:16,981 WheeI her in. 890 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:18,847 There you go. Don't trip. 891 00:47:21,955 --> 00:47:24,082 Now, I want you to show off the purse. 892 00:47:24,157 --> 00:47:27,593 I want you to touch it. It's the Iove of your Iife. Good. 893 00:47:27,661 --> 00:47:31,689 Good morning, Joanne, and pIastic- wrapped modeIs. 894 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:36,567 Oh ! Somebody Iooks Iike the cat who ate the canary. 895 00:47:36,637 --> 00:47:39,162 [chuckIes] More Iike the chocoIate. 896 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,231 Were you with Liam? 897 00:47:41,309 --> 00:47:44,369 Yes, I was. And must say he's pretty skiIIed 898 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,606 in the chocoIate and Iove-making department. 899 00:47:46,681 --> 00:47:48,650 BeIgian? 900 00:47:48,717 --> 00:47:50,150 No no, he's British. 901 00:47:50,219 --> 00:47:51,914 No, the chocoIate. was it BeIgian? 902 00:47:51,987 --> 00:47:53,784 Who cares? It was deIicious. 903 00:47:53,856 --> 00:47:55,380 But all of those calories. 904 00:47:55,457 --> 00:47:58,449 Oh, don't worry. We burned them off Iast night. 905 00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:00,256 Okay, wait wait, Lane. 906 00:48:00,329 --> 00:48:03,958 I thought that Kate from Cosmo toId you to stop seeing Liam. 907 00:48:04,032 --> 00:48:06,330 I have no idea what you're taIking about. 908 00:48:06,402 --> 00:48:08,337 Lane? 909 00:48:08,405 --> 00:48:10,134 You know I Iove you, but-- 910 00:48:10,206 --> 00:48:12,834 ReIax, it's fine. 911 00:48:12,909 --> 00:48:14,342 What am I gonna do with you? 912 00:48:14,411 --> 00:48:16,436 J ust Iove me for who I am. 913 00:48:16,513 --> 00:48:18,071 Aw. [camera clicking] 914 00:48:20,216 --> 00:48:22,184 [chuckIes] Okay. 915 00:48:22,252 --> 00:48:26,349 I want you to stay stiII exactIy Iike that. You know how hot you Iook right now? 916 00:48:26,424 --> 00:48:28,119 Joanne. 917 00:48:28,192 --> 00:48:30,660 SeriousIy, I want you to Iift up the purse. J ust Iike you Iove it. 918 00:48:30,728 --> 00:48:32,628 Joanne, there's a smaII probIem. 919 00:48:32,696 --> 00:48:34,527 Like it's your Iover. You're running away together. 920 00:48:34,598 --> 00:48:35,929 Joanne, I have to pee. 921 00:48:38,202 --> 00:48:41,763 AII right, that's a probIem. WheeI her out. 922 00:48:44,509 --> 00:48:47,740 [horns honking] [whistle blowing] 923 00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:51,442 That's why l'd like to absorb those losses now. l n two years-- 924 00:48:51,516 --> 00:48:54,508 Don't taIk to me about Iong-term growth. 925 00:48:56,955 --> 00:49:00,049 lf we're gonna take the hit on these properties, 926 00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:03,584 we're gonna need to compensate by selling other asses-- 927 00:49:03,663 --> 00:49:06,029 Assets. SeII other assets. 928 00:49:06,098 --> 00:49:09,067 Yeah, but--wow. 929 00:49:09,135 --> 00:49:11,865 l need serious performance from your division, gentlemen. 930 00:49:11,938 --> 00:49:14,702 This isn't a year to skirt change-- 931 00:49:14,774 --> 00:49:18,232 l mean, short change. l'm a happily married man. 932 00:49:18,311 --> 00:49:20,506 M r. BeImont? 933 00:49:21,982 --> 00:49:23,540 Lane! 934 00:49:26,086 --> 00:49:28,850 Oh. 935 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,321 H i there. 936 00:49:35,329 --> 00:49:37,957 I apoIogize for the distraction, sir. 937 00:49:38,031 --> 00:49:39,862 No apoIogy necessary. 938 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,561 [women laughing] 939 00:49:41,636 --> 00:49:45,072 Okay. Look, Liam sounds amazing, Lane, he does. 940 00:49:45,139 --> 00:49:47,403 But is he worth risking everything over? 941 00:49:47,475 --> 00:49:50,069 He pIaces passion over common sense. 942 00:49:50,144 --> 00:49:52,578 He has a sexy British accent. 943 00:49:52,647 --> 00:49:57,482 He's spontaneous. He has great fashion sense. We Iike the same foods and-- 944 00:49:57,552 --> 00:50:01,455 Okay, okay, I admit he does weII on the checkIist. 945 00:50:01,524 --> 00:50:04,049 Does weII? He's a nine out of a ten, Joanne. 946 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:07,186 That's like unheard of. And the one thing that he's missing, 947 00:50:07,263 --> 00:50:09,697 the crazy public fights and torrid makeup sex, 948 00:50:09,765 --> 00:50:12,461 I'm thinking about taking that off the Iist because-- 949 00:50:12,535 --> 00:50:16,301 Yeah, Okay. Liam is a nine out of ten. And l like seeing you happy, 950 00:50:16,372 --> 00:50:20,173 but he's not a man in a suit. You have to find a man in a suit. 951 00:50:20,243 --> 00:50:21,403 Ew. 952 00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:23,708 What, you don't Iike guys in suits? 953 00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:27,477 No, I ate some of my mask. 954 00:50:27,551 --> 00:50:30,486 This is Iike junior high. I feeI Iike I'm at a sIeepover. 955 00:50:30,554 --> 00:50:31,953 We need snacks. 956 00:50:32,022 --> 00:50:33,421 We need more wine. 957 00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:35,822 M m, Iet's go to that store downstairs. 958 00:50:35,892 --> 00:50:38,885 I can't go there, remember? I had the thing with the cashier. Remember? 959 00:50:38,963 --> 00:50:42,558 Oh, my God. Okay, we'II go. 960 00:50:42,633 --> 00:50:44,726 Say hi for me though. He's hot. 961 00:50:46,571 --> 00:50:48,801 Oh, Lane, l don't feel so good. 962 00:50:48,873 --> 00:50:50,773 What? 963 00:50:50,841 --> 00:50:53,969 Do I Iook green to you? 964 00:50:54,045 --> 00:50:56,776 Oh, I forgot the ice cream and SprinkIes. 965 00:50:59,651 --> 00:51:02,211 Trying on a new faII coIor, Ab Fab? 966 00:51:02,287 --> 00:51:04,653 Ab Fab? 967 00:51:04,723 --> 00:51:08,159 Tom? What are you doing here? 968 00:51:08,226 --> 00:51:10,387 I was just shooting hoops down the street, 969 00:51:10,462 --> 00:51:13,522 and I heard they were having a speciaI on green goo. 970 00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:16,626 Out of the office, he looks different. 971 00:51:16,703 --> 00:51:18,102 J ust buying some snacks. 972 00:51:18,171 --> 00:51:19,536 Take a waIk on the wiId side. 973 00:51:19,606 --> 00:51:21,437 Oh, no no no. I don't-- 974 00:51:21,507 --> 00:51:25,307 l know, l know, there's no protein and neurotransmitters. 975 00:51:25,378 --> 00:51:27,312 But this stuff is utterIy deIicious. 976 00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:31,146 See, it's the deIicious part that makes me uncomfortabIe. 977 00:51:31,217 --> 00:51:32,650 Right. 978 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,621 And what army are you about to poison? 979 00:51:35,689 --> 00:51:38,249 WeII, I just have a coupIe of-- 980 00:51:38,325 --> 00:51:40,953 I actuaIIy have a Iot of friends over. 981 00:51:41,028 --> 00:51:42,859 WeII, I wiII not stand in your way. 982 00:51:42,930 --> 00:51:46,058 lt's not a problem. By the way, today in the conference room- 983 00:51:46,133 --> 00:51:50,695 Don't worry about it. It took a bit to get M r. BeImont's concentration back, 984 00:51:50,771 --> 00:51:53,639 but it was the highIight of the meeting. 985 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:55,539 I-I'II see you in the morning. 986 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:57,908 Okay, sounds good. 987 00:51:57,979 --> 00:52:00,812 That's Tom, your boss? 988 00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:03,077 Yeah, can you beIieve it? 989 00:52:03,151 --> 00:52:04,743 He's cute. 990 00:52:04,819 --> 00:52:07,413 What are you talking about? He has a girlfriend. 991 00:52:07,489 --> 00:52:10,856 A boss Iike that, now I am green with envy. 992 00:52:10,925 --> 00:52:13,417 Shut up. 993 00:52:25,808 --> 00:52:27,105 [phone rings] 994 00:52:29,745 --> 00:52:31,771 Hey, Lane. Do I Iook okay? 995 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:33,839 Yeah sure big meeting? 996 00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:36,442 Big Iunch with Margo's parents. 997 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,784 Oh. Pressure. 998 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:40,447 Yeah. 999 00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:42,253 Come here, I'II fix your tie. 1000 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,190 Oh, thanks. 1001 00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:46,024 Is that the weekIy report? 1002 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,393 Yeah, why? 1003 00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:49,228 Where'd the new visuaIs come from? 1004 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,029 Oh, I did them. 1005 00:52:51,102 --> 00:52:54,469 I thought it wouId be easier for everyone to pass the buIIet points. 1006 00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:57,372 I'm impressed. 1007 00:52:57,442 --> 00:53:00,843 Yeah. Maybe you can heIp me with the write up on the Victoria property. 1008 00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:02,777 I wouId Iove to. 1009 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:05,042 Now, go charm the pants of Margo's parents. 1010 00:53:05,116 --> 00:53:09,315 Ugh. Not a--not a pretty picture. 1011 00:53:09,388 --> 00:53:11,219 Her dad's super pear-shaped. 1012 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,849 This stuff about you getting the job is great. 1013 00:53:15,928 --> 00:53:18,522 U m, minor troubIe at work, that's fine. 1014 00:53:18,597 --> 00:53:22,795 U h, but now what we need is some more depth. 1015 00:53:22,868 --> 00:53:27,306 I mean, this can't just be an articIe about you dating a bunch of men in suits. 1016 00:53:27,373 --> 00:53:30,342 [sighs] It needs to end with you finding your magic man. 1017 00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:32,810 Which I'm trying to find. Trust me. 1018 00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:36,406 M m, your story needs a reaI reIationship to anchor it. 1019 00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:39,111 Do you think any of these guys have that potentiaI? 1020 00:53:39,185 --> 00:53:42,245 Well, there's Liam. Oh, and, uh, Liam. 1021 00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:43,983 You stopped seeing Liam, right? 1022 00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:45,616 Oh, yeah. 1023 00:53:45,693 --> 00:53:49,459 Then you have pIenty of time to go on a dozen more dates. 1024 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:52,863 A dozen? That's every night. 1025 00:53:52,933 --> 00:53:57,893 Yeah, exactIy. And I expect to read every singIe detaiI 1026 00:53:57,972 --> 00:54:02,705 from every singIe date. Cover stories are fuII-time gigs. 1027 00:54:02,777 --> 00:54:06,908 For what it's worth, I stiII think Seth might be the one. 1028 00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:11,476 But I think you shouId go on a date with him, you know, one more time. 1029 00:54:11,553 --> 00:54:13,885 He might surprise you. 1030 00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:15,855 Got it. 1031 00:54:15,924 --> 00:54:17,983 l have a new mantra. 1032 00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:21,187 ''Seth is the one. Seth, Seth, Seth. '' 1033 00:54:21,263 --> 00:54:23,323 l can't see Liam. l have to see Seth. 1034 00:54:23,399 --> 00:54:25,094 Seth, Seth. 1035 00:54:25,168 --> 00:54:27,193 Seth ! 1036 00:54:27,270 --> 00:54:29,738 Hey, any chance you're free for Iunch tomorrow? 1037 00:54:29,806 --> 00:54:31,967 Sure, but I didn't think that you-- 1038 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:34,066 Dude, what are you doing? 1039 00:54:34,143 --> 00:54:35,838 Yeah, sure. 1040 00:54:35,912 --> 00:54:37,379 Great. 1041 00:54:39,148 --> 00:54:42,585 Oh. This story for Cosmo is going to ruin my Iife. 1042 00:54:48,759 --> 00:54:53,093 So then we had the Ieverage we needed to compIete the takeover, which meant more-- 1043 00:54:53,163 --> 00:54:54,687 Seth might not be my magic man, 1044 00:54:54,765 --> 00:54:56,460 but if l'm not allowed to see Liam, 1045 00:54:56,533 --> 00:55:00,402 at least Seth has good fashion sense and a nice butt. 1046 00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:04,430 lf he's the trade-off for a cover story in Cosmo, l'll take it. 1047 00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:08,036 Turns out they had a few companies in Germany, which means l had to hire 1048 00:55:08,112 --> 00:55:12,208 a translator for a few days just to help me navigate through the books. 1049 00:55:12,283 --> 00:55:16,219 And after 1 8 months of approving the financials, we finally closed the deal. 1050 00:55:16,287 --> 00:55:18,517 Now, we're one of the most powerful-- 1051 00:55:18,590 --> 00:55:23,051 This isn't working. My body's here but my spirit is doing naughty things with-- 1052 00:55:23,128 --> 00:55:25,460 Liam. 1053 00:55:27,233 --> 00:55:29,098 See him. I said see him. 1054 00:55:29,168 --> 00:55:30,931 See him? See who? 1055 00:55:31,003 --> 00:55:33,597 H im. My-sh-- My girIfriend. 1056 00:55:33,672 --> 00:55:37,005 She's texting me. There's this guy and She shouIdn't see him. 1057 00:55:37,076 --> 00:55:38,704 He stood her up Iike three times. 1058 00:55:38,778 --> 00:55:40,405 Do you want to caII her? 1059 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,745 No, it's-- 1060 00:55:43,817 --> 00:55:46,479 Yeah, I shouId. Is that okay? 1061 00:55:46,553 --> 00:55:47,781 No, of course. 1062 00:55:47,854 --> 00:55:49,845 I'm sorry. She needs me. 1063 00:55:49,923 --> 00:55:51,823 We can get together later in the week. 1064 00:55:51,892 --> 00:55:53,826 ReaIIy? 1065 00:55:53,894 --> 00:55:55,885 Okay. Thank you. 1066 00:56:00,635 --> 00:56:04,503 [sighs] 1067 00:56:04,572 --> 00:56:08,668 New plan for my article. l'll date Liam, write about him, 1068 00:56:08,743 --> 00:56:12,042 but instead of using Liam's name, l'll say it's Seth. 1069 00:56:12,113 --> 00:56:14,673 Now, that is creative writing. 1070 00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:18,943 I have a surprise for you. 1071 00:56:19,021 --> 00:56:22,354 Thai chicken wrap. HeaIthy and deIicious. 1072 00:56:22,424 --> 00:56:25,689 You can try something new every once in a whiIe. 1073 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,922 I had them put extra neurotransmitters 1074 00:56:27,996 --> 00:56:30,965 and a dash of omega acid. J ust try it. 1075 00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:32,261 Fine. 1076 00:56:36,806 --> 00:56:38,000 Wow. 1077 00:56:38,074 --> 00:56:39,803 Yeah, deIish, huh? 1078 00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:42,845 That is the best neurotransmitters I've ever had. 1079 00:56:42,912 --> 00:56:46,006 I'm gIad. What's this for? 1080 00:56:46,082 --> 00:56:48,141 It's for the presentation next week. What do you think? 1081 00:56:48,217 --> 00:56:49,047 It's O K. 1082 00:56:49,118 --> 00:56:50,483 You don't Iike it? 1083 00:56:50,553 --> 00:56:52,214 It's not that I don't Iike it. 1084 00:56:52,288 --> 00:56:54,154 It's awfuI. 1085 00:56:54,224 --> 00:56:59,184 It's awfuI. If you're gonna make visuaIs, Tom, you shouId make them visuaI. 1086 00:56:59,263 --> 00:57:02,664 You couId use coIor and composition to enhance your pitch. 1087 00:57:02,733 --> 00:57:05,793 You wanna surprise them. Entice them, you know, 1088 00:57:05,869 --> 00:57:07,837 make them want just a IittIe bit more. 1089 00:57:11,442 --> 00:57:12,501 Wait, what are you-- 1090 00:57:12,577 --> 00:57:14,374 It's aII right. It's aII good. 1091 00:57:15,714 --> 00:57:17,579 If it makes you feeI any better, 1092 00:57:17,649 --> 00:57:19,708 I Iike the shirt you wore into work today. 1093 00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:21,649 It's the same shirt I wore yesterday. 1094 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,585 ReaIIy? The same? 1095 00:57:23,655 --> 00:57:27,682 WeII, not the exact same. Its brother. 1096 00:57:27,759 --> 00:57:29,590 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1097 00:57:29,661 --> 00:57:33,063 You know, maybe I wiII take you up on that Lane DanieIs makeover someday. 1098 00:57:33,132 --> 00:57:34,963 Anytime. 1099 00:57:35,034 --> 00:57:37,161 Eat your transmitters. 1100 00:57:46,345 --> 00:57:50,715 Dating Liam. Oh, Seth, is wonderful. 1101 00:57:50,784 --> 00:57:54,049 He's charming, he's romantic, he's sexy. 1102 00:57:56,256 --> 00:57:58,247 We're in our own little love cocoon. 1103 00:57:58,325 --> 00:58:00,190 Hey. 1104 00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:01,784 Hey. 1105 00:58:01,862 --> 00:58:03,352 How's your friend? 1106 00:58:03,430 --> 00:58:06,331 She's great. Thank you for asking. 1107 00:58:07,768 --> 00:58:08,963 CooI. 1108 00:58:13,408 --> 00:58:16,002 Even if we're just passing each other in the office, 1109 00:58:16,077 --> 00:58:18,875 we have crazy sexual tension. 1110 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:22,173 [printer whirring] 1111 00:58:30,692 --> 00:58:32,660 [loud pop music playing] 1112 00:58:34,763 --> 00:58:37,527 ( Lane ) Okay, l probably shouldn't tell you this, 1113 00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:41,626 but ever since college l've had this thing. 1114 00:58:41,703 --> 00:58:44,638 It's a Iist for eIigibIe guys. 1115 00:58:44,706 --> 00:58:48,336 It's basicaIIy a checkIist to find my magic man. 1116 00:58:48,411 --> 00:58:50,538 Your what? 1117 00:58:50,613 --> 00:58:53,081 My magic man. I know. 1118 00:58:53,149 --> 00:58:57,017 What, Iike card tricks? Rabbit out of a hat? Is that what we're taIking about? 1119 00:58:57,087 --> 00:59:01,148 I know it sounds siIIy. But, okay, I just wanted you to know 1120 00:59:01,224 --> 00:59:05,662 that you've scored highest on the Iist. I mean, aImost perfect. 1121 00:59:05,729 --> 00:59:08,197 Wait. ''AImost perfect''? 1122 00:59:08,265 --> 00:59:09,562 M m-hm. 1123 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:11,624 Give me a chance, Lane. What am I missing? 1124 00:59:13,003 --> 00:59:15,631 [bell dings] 1125 00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:18,300 How couId you possibIy have seduced my twin brother 1126 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:21,276 when you knew it wouId rip my souI from my body, 1127 00:59:21,345 --> 00:59:23,940 Ieaving a gaping hoIe that wiII aIways bear your name? 1128 00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:27,576 You know what? I onIy sIept with him once. And it was just to make you jeaIous! 1129 00:59:27,652 --> 00:59:30,314 Besides, you Ied me on to beIieve you were freaking dead ! 1130 00:59:30,388 --> 00:59:33,050 I was in a coma! But I'm awake now, Lane. 1131 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:35,184 Is there anything I can do to win you back? 1132 00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:38,627 Yes. You know what? Lose my freaking number! 1133 00:59:38,697 --> 00:59:40,722 [people murmuring] 1134 00:59:43,436 --> 00:59:44,835 J ust met her tonight. 1135 00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:50,240 Dreadful sorry about the big fight last night. 1136 00:59:50,309 --> 00:59:52,971 Oh, not me. The makeup was worth it. 1137 00:59:53,045 --> 00:59:56,708 Wait a moment. Does this make me ten out of ten? 1138 00:59:56,782 --> 01:00:00,684 U m, after Iast night, I think that that makes you 1139 01:00:00,753 --> 01:00:03,188 eIeven out of a ten. 1140 01:00:05,359 --> 01:00:07,452 Looking forward to our next fight. 1141 01:00:07,528 --> 01:00:09,359 M m, me, too. 1142 01:00:15,235 --> 01:00:17,169 [British accent] ' EIIo. 1143 01:00:17,237 --> 01:00:21,004 Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to cook for three. 1144 01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:23,339 Oh, that Iooks deIicious. 1145 01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:25,971 Because of fake Seth, I'm famished. 1146 01:00:26,047 --> 01:00:29,778 Yeah, nothing like deceiving Cosmo to work up an appetite. 1147 01:00:29,851 --> 01:00:35,084 Everything is true, except for the fact that it's fiction. 1148 01:00:35,156 --> 01:00:37,624 Kate just said that she wanted a good story, okay? 1149 01:00:37,692 --> 01:00:41,288 And trust me, this is gonna be a good story. 1150 01:00:41,363 --> 01:00:44,958 Yeah, I know. I think I heard the cIimax Iast night. 1151 01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:50,071 I just don't want you to get in troubIe. 1152 01:00:50,139 --> 01:00:53,700 I hear you, but it's fine. 1153 01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:56,040 It's fine. 1154 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:59,912 Yeah. WeII, now that you're exaggerating characters and making things up, 1155 01:00:59,983 --> 01:01:05,888 I want you to name me. . . Lucy. I'm your best friend. 1156 01:01:05,956 --> 01:01:09,016 I'm the other hot girI at Thompson FuIworth, 1157 01:01:09,092 --> 01:01:14,052 and I'm using C osmo's ''ten most exciting pIaces to have sex in the workpIace'' 1158 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,961 as my extracurricuIar guide. 1159 01:01:16,032 --> 01:01:19,696 You know, with an imagination Iike that, I think you shouId be the writer. 1160 01:01:19,770 --> 01:01:23,501 I'm thinking about it. Okay, friends share, so you don't get this anymore. 1161 01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:26,975 No, no, you were bad. You did a bad thing. 1162 01:01:29,146 --> 01:01:32,946 As l'm sure you all know, our internal review with M r. Belmont is on the 2 7 th, 1163 01:01:33,017 --> 01:01:36,283 and we need to prove our department's vaIue moving forward. 1164 01:01:36,355 --> 01:01:39,415 The presentation needs to be visuaI and we're gonna mix it up. 1165 01:01:39,491 --> 01:01:42,324 We need to surprise him, entice him. 1166 01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:46,160 We're gonna run everything through one person. 1167 01:01:46,231 --> 01:01:46,890 Lane? 1168 01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:48,933 Yeah. 1169 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:51,299 You'II handIe the visuaIs. 1170 01:01:51,370 --> 01:01:54,932 Lane has a really great eye for this stuff and l have complete confidence in her. 1171 01:01:55,008 --> 01:01:58,569 All right, gentlemen, that's it. Thank you very much 1172 01:01:58,645 --> 01:02:00,943 [men congratulate Lane] 1173 01:02:01,014 --> 01:02:03,039 [pop rock music playing] 1174 01:02:05,752 --> 01:02:08,277 Jackie has a thing 1175 01:02:08,354 --> 01:02:10,049 l n addition to the presentation, 1176 01:02:10,123 --> 01:02:11,590 l'm writing my Cosmo story, 1177 01:02:11,658 --> 01:02:14,753 starring fake Seth, the sexiest guy ever. 1178 01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:16,989 Who happens to look a lot like Liam. 1179 01:02:17,064 --> 01:02:20,261 And she can Make it swing 1180 01:02:22,603 --> 01:02:25,436 That's reaIIy good. They're reaIIy yummy. 1181 01:02:25,506 --> 01:02:28,873 Even if she's Trying to forget 1182 01:02:28,942 --> 01:02:33,505 Between the stage lights And the threat 1183 01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:36,049 Hey-hey-hey-hey! Look. 1184 01:02:38,286 --> 01:02:42,950 l'm working long hours but l'm part of a team, and that feels great. 1185 01:02:43,024 --> 01:02:47,825 The lonely night Of sad rain 1186 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:50,456 Like a lone Lost child 1187 01:02:50,532 --> 01:02:54,765 Who's on His own again 1188 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:55,963 Lane. 1189 01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:57,096 Yeah? 1190 01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:59,334 RecycIed paper. That's great. 1191 01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:01,603 Oh, I thought you'd Iike that. 1192 01:03:01,677 --> 01:03:04,612 So, why don't we use recycled paper around here? 1193 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,013 Oh, you know, it's a good question. The short answer is it's out of my controI. 1194 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:10,178 Why don't you make it in your controI? 1195 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:13,780 lt's good for the planet, and l bet you could save this place a lot of money. 1196 01:03:13,857 --> 01:03:16,849 We couId save a Iot of money, but onIy over time. 1197 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:21,557 U h, hey, this is gonna sound siIIy, but I wanted a new suit for the presentation. 1198 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,964 I was wondering if I couId take you up on that makeover we taIked about. 1199 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:26,627 WouId Whitney be okay with that? 1200 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,433 Whitney? We broke up. 1201 01:03:28,506 --> 01:03:30,701 Oh, I'm sorry. 1202 01:03:30,775 --> 01:03:34,472 Oh, no-no-no, don't be. It wasn't meant to be. She was-- 1203 01:03:34,545 --> 01:03:35,705 A little demanding? 1204 01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:37,077 Yeah. 1205 01:03:37,148 --> 01:03:38,809 And she wore fake naiIs. 1206 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:41,443 WeII, there was that, too. 1207 01:03:41,519 --> 01:03:44,113 You shouId've toId me. We couId've gotten drunk 1208 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:47,454 and had cupcakes and thrown eggs at her apartment. 1209 01:03:47,526 --> 01:03:50,461 We stiII can if you want. 1210 01:03:50,529 --> 01:03:53,930 No, no, no, that-- That's okay. But thanks. 1211 01:03:53,999 --> 01:03:57,901 WeII, Iet's get you a new suit. There's nothing Iike shopping to cheer you up. 1212 01:03:57,970 --> 01:03:59,335 Let's do it. 1213 01:03:59,405 --> 01:04:01,305 You 1214 01:04:01,373 --> 01:04:04,274 Give me exactly 1215 01:04:05,344 --> 01:04:07,609 What l need 1216 01:04:09,516 --> 01:04:10,642 Return the caII? 1217 01:04:10,717 --> 01:04:12,275 Spin around. 1218 01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,320 Oh, yeah. 1219 01:04:14,387 --> 01:04:16,412 Now do a IittIe dance. 1220 01:04:16,489 --> 01:04:17,956 Oh, my goodness. 1221 01:04:18,024 --> 01:04:20,254 So, do you Iike it? 1222 01:04:20,326 --> 01:04:22,089 I do. 1223 01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,459 H uh? 1224 01:04:35,109 --> 01:04:36,371 Oh. 1225 01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:41,114 Yeah ! 1226 01:04:47,889 --> 01:04:51,222 I Iike. I Iike it. Are we done? 1227 01:04:51,293 --> 01:04:53,853 M m. AImost. 1228 01:04:53,929 --> 01:04:55,726 Come on. 1229 01:04:59,367 --> 01:05:01,267 You think this is better? 1230 01:05:01,336 --> 01:05:04,431 Yes. I wiII miss your brother and sister shirts, 1231 01:05:04,507 --> 01:05:06,168 but I think you Iook reaIIy nice. 1232 01:05:06,242 --> 01:05:07,903 I guess I shouId thank you then. 1233 01:05:11,113 --> 01:05:14,014 U m, I'd better get back. 1234 01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:18,110 Yup. I'm gonna run to the printer's, grab the mock-ups and I'II see you in an hour. 1235 01:05:18,187 --> 01:05:22,591 Okay, yeah. I'm just gonna change and then I'II--Okay. 1236 01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:54,454 [cIears throat] Ta-dah ! 1237 01:05:54,526 --> 01:05:57,086 What do you think? Great, right? 1238 01:05:57,161 --> 01:05:59,153 They're fine, Lane. 1239 01:05:59,231 --> 01:06:01,290 U h-oh, somebody's in a mood. 1240 01:06:02,701 --> 01:06:04,259 [gasps] My article. 1241 01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,031 Where did you get those? 1242 01:06:06,105 --> 01:06:08,767 It was sitting on top of the printer. The foIder was on your desk. 1243 01:06:08,841 --> 01:06:10,399 Tom, this isn't what you think. 1244 01:06:10,476 --> 01:06:12,944 AII this time, after everything-- 1245 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,604 You smug IittIe bastard. 1246 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,545 I think I'm missing something. 1247 01:06:16,615 --> 01:06:19,949 You don't understand. Tom, the article wasn't what you think. 1248 01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:22,454 Wait a minute. This is for a stupid articIe? 1249 01:06:22,522 --> 01:06:26,549 It's not a stupid articIe. It's a cover story for Cosmo magazine. 1250 01:06:26,626 --> 01:06:28,753 l'll just be in my office. 1251 01:06:28,828 --> 01:06:30,762 You're staying right here. 1252 01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:32,161 It wasn't Seth. 1253 01:06:32,232 --> 01:06:33,790 What wasn't me? 1254 01:06:33,867 --> 01:06:35,494 It was a fake Seth. I made it up. 1255 01:06:35,569 --> 01:06:38,368 Yeah, the sexuaI tension between you guys, the chocoIate sex. 1256 01:06:38,439 --> 01:06:39,906 We had chocoIate sex? 1257 01:06:39,974 --> 01:06:41,601 Get out. 1258 01:06:41,676 --> 01:06:44,110 I thought I knew you, Lane. 1259 01:06:44,178 --> 01:06:47,614 And not to sound too personaI, but I reaIIy enjoyed working with you. 1260 01:06:47,682 --> 01:06:49,479 And now l find out everything is a lie. 1261 01:06:49,550 --> 01:06:51,245 Don't say that. That's not true. 1262 01:06:51,319 --> 01:06:54,652 Then what the heII is true, Lane? I hired you. I beIieved in you. 1263 01:06:54,722 --> 01:06:56,247 And I worked reaIIy hard. 1264 01:06:56,325 --> 01:06:59,556 No, you worked hard on your story, on tricking everyone. 1265 01:06:59,628 --> 01:07:02,222 l thought that you were becoming a great assistant. 1266 01:07:02,297 --> 01:07:05,494 But I didn't know you were hooking up with every guy in the office. 1267 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:08,764 I didn't hook up with anyone. And I did become a great assistant. 1268 01:07:08,837 --> 01:07:10,930 Okay, I Iearned your hand signaIs, 1269 01:07:11,006 --> 01:07:14,204 l studied those tutorials, and l worked late every night 1270 01:07:14,277 --> 01:07:16,438 and I poured my heart into these visuaIs. 1271 01:07:21,651 --> 01:07:23,642 Goodbye, Tom. 1272 01:07:33,564 --> 01:07:36,590 I just had the most horribIe day ever. 1273 01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:38,294 ( Liam ) Oh, are you okay, love? 1274 01:07:38,369 --> 01:07:42,703 No. I just got fired from my job and ruined everything. 1275 01:07:42,773 --> 01:07:47,210 I want you to just come over and hoId me and hand me tissues. 1276 01:07:47,277 --> 01:07:48,972 l'd love to, Lane, l really would, 1277 01:07:49,046 --> 01:07:51,207 but l'm actually out of town. 1278 01:07:51,281 --> 01:07:53,216 You are? 1279 01:07:53,284 --> 01:07:56,549 l had to hop over to London. One of my acts had a little meltdown. 1280 01:07:56,621 --> 01:07:58,020 l'll be back Friday. We could pick up some cheesecake, 1281 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:01,421 Enjoy it in your bedroom. 1282 01:08:01,493 --> 01:08:03,757 Okay. WeII, I miss you. 1283 01:08:03,828 --> 01:08:06,126 l miss you, too. Bye. 1284 01:08:08,466 --> 01:08:11,925 This is where Liam and l had our very first date. 1285 01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:14,837 Do you know what's wrong with dating a British guy? 1286 01:08:14,907 --> 01:08:18,104 When you really need him, he's in England. 1287 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:21,374 Joanne, what am I gonna do? 1288 01:08:21,447 --> 01:08:23,642 I got fired from my job, 1289 01:08:23,716 --> 01:08:26,844 I Iet tom down, and now my articIe is dead. 1290 01:08:26,919 --> 01:08:28,887 No, it's not. 1291 01:08:28,954 --> 01:08:32,584 Aren't you forgetting about your best friend who vouched for you at Cosmo? 1292 01:08:32,659 --> 01:08:35,355 You can't just decIare your articIe dead. 1293 01:08:35,429 --> 01:08:39,889 I know that you vouched for me, and I feeI horribIe. 1294 01:08:39,966 --> 01:08:44,630 But my story was supposed to be about finding Iove in the worId of business, 1295 01:08:44,705 --> 01:08:47,469 and the worId of business has kicked me out. So now what? 1296 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:50,443 Lane, I toId you not to date Liam. 1297 01:08:50,511 --> 01:08:52,604 I toId you not to write Iies. 1298 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,581 I know you did. I screwed up. 1299 01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:00,744 Lane. 1300 01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:04,885 Lane. 1301 01:09:04,959 --> 01:09:06,824 I think I just saw Liam. 1302 01:09:06,895 --> 01:09:08,294 He's in London. 1303 01:09:12,601 --> 01:09:15,468 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1304 01:09:15,537 --> 01:09:18,631 [normal accent] A pleasure to see you as always. And the lovely lady. 1305 01:09:18,707 --> 01:09:20,937 You had time to make it out whiIe you're here. 1306 01:09:21,009 --> 01:09:22,636 Oh, it's so nice to visit New York. 1307 01:09:22,711 --> 01:09:24,508 I've been so cooped up in the studio. 1308 01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:28,381 He's a producer, you know. 1309 01:09:28,451 --> 01:09:32,285 [British accent] Okay, okay, so you're a record producer as weII? 1310 01:09:32,355 --> 01:09:34,482 It's fascinating. 1311 01:09:34,557 --> 01:09:35,888 Yes, it is. 1312 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:37,859 [British accent] LoveIy to see you, Lane. 1313 01:09:37,927 --> 01:09:40,191 HeIIo, Liam. How was London? 1314 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:43,630 It was rather-- Let's taIk outside. 1315 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:48,263 J ust one second, Iove. Let me teII you how this works. 1316 01:09:48,339 --> 01:09:53,504 This, uh, waiter has a great British accent, 1317 01:09:53,577 --> 01:09:56,944 and he's gonna teII you aII of these fantastic stories 1318 01:09:57,014 --> 01:09:59,608 about his exciting Iife in EngIand. 1319 01:09:59,683 --> 01:10:03,084 And he's smooth, so you're gonna fall for it. 1320 01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:07,489 And it's gonna turn out to be one big cheap Iie. 1321 01:10:07,559 --> 01:10:09,083 I just wanted to impress you. 1322 01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:11,493 You just wanted to get Iaid. 1323 01:10:13,565 --> 01:10:14,691 ShaII we? 1324 01:10:14,766 --> 01:10:17,860 Oh. Yes. 1325 01:10:17,936 --> 01:10:20,905 I definiteIy think we shaII. 1326 01:10:24,944 --> 01:10:28,209 That was good. WeII-pIayed. 1327 01:10:29,749 --> 01:10:32,411 [both Iaughing] 1328 01:10:35,121 --> 01:10:36,520 Jerk. 1329 01:10:40,059 --> 01:10:42,460 l know l deserve this. 1330 01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:45,123 l lied to everyone at work and Liam lied to me. 1331 01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,099 lt's karma, and it strikes quickly. 1332 01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:49,635 And because everything has to fall apart at once, 1333 01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:52,433 l can't get my story about fake Seth to work. 1334 01:10:53,607 --> 01:10:55,598 [cell phone beeps] 1335 01:10:58,345 --> 01:10:59,437 Tom? 1336 01:10:59,513 --> 01:11:01,106 Lane, where are you? 1337 01:11:01,182 --> 01:11:02,615 What do you mean? 1338 01:11:02,684 --> 01:11:04,675 Did you forget we have a presentation today? 1339 01:11:04,752 --> 01:11:06,982 Did you forget that you fired me? 1340 01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:08,317 I didn't fire you. 1341 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,619 That's what it sounded Iike to me. 1342 01:11:10,692 --> 01:11:14,219 I was upset with you. The presentation is in two hours and I need those visuaIs. 1343 01:11:14,295 --> 01:11:17,059 Two hours? I have to get to the printer's to pick them up. 1344 01:11:17,131 --> 01:11:18,963 WeII, then run to the printer's. 1345 01:11:19,034 --> 01:11:21,298 Everyone is mad at me. I Iied to everyone. 1346 01:11:21,370 --> 01:11:23,167 Lane, this isn't the seventh grade. 1347 01:11:23,239 --> 01:11:26,003 It's investment banking. Now, get me those boards. 1348 01:11:27,610 --> 01:11:29,202 What's up? 1349 01:11:30,679 --> 01:11:32,738 Tom needs me to come back to work. 1350 01:11:32,815 --> 01:11:34,544 Wearing that? 1351 01:11:36,719 --> 01:11:38,881 No. 1352 01:11:38,955 --> 01:11:40,786 [cars honking] 1353 01:11:45,395 --> 01:11:47,886 Thank you for coming today, M r. BeImont. 1354 01:11:47,964 --> 01:11:49,989 Let's begin with-- 1355 01:11:50,066 --> 01:11:52,057 Oh. 1356 01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:54,160 Sorry. 1357 01:11:55,939 --> 01:11:57,134 M r. BeImont, hi. 1358 01:11:58,809 --> 01:12:01,175 [whispers] Lots of traffic. 1359 01:12:01,245 --> 01:12:05,807 M r. BeImont, Lane here is going to provide us with some visuaIs 1360 01:12:05,883 --> 01:12:08,681 that I think wiII reaIIy enhance the presentation. 1361 01:12:08,753 --> 01:12:12,052 Let's begin. This year's numbers for corporate strategic pIanning 1362 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:16,322 were depressed by a few factors but, given the overaII cIimate in emerging markets, 1363 01:12:16,395 --> 01:12:19,296 we feeI confident that we wiII see an increase in profits. 1364 01:12:19,364 --> 01:12:23,164 All you have to do is take a look at the l ndian market. Prepared to skyrocket. 1365 01:12:23,235 --> 01:12:26,636 lf we can consolidate these gains, we'll move forward. 1366 01:12:26,705 --> 01:12:29,003 This is gonna be a great year, 1367 01:12:29,074 --> 01:12:31,508 and we hope you'II agree. 1368 01:12:34,781 --> 01:12:36,908 WeII, Tom, you and your department 1369 01:12:36,983 --> 01:12:39,679 certainIy put together an impressive presentation, 1370 01:12:39,752 --> 01:12:43,483 and I must say the visuaIs were quite impressive. 1371 01:12:43,556 --> 01:12:48,186 U nfortunately, the economic realities of this are not pretty. 1372 01:12:48,261 --> 01:12:50,821 We have to cut $34 miIIion this month, 1373 01:12:50,897 --> 01:12:54,459 and I'II have to puII key pIayers from your group into MandA. 1374 01:12:54,535 --> 01:12:56,059 What happens to everybody eIse? 1375 01:12:56,136 --> 01:12:59,071 We'II Iet you know who's making the transition shortIy. 1376 01:12:59,139 --> 01:13:02,768 And the rest of you, wiII work through the beginning of the month. 1377 01:13:02,843 --> 01:13:05,676 [cIears throat] 1378 01:13:08,349 --> 01:13:11,250 Yeah. Thank you. We're finished here. 1379 01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:16,820 Tom. 1380 01:13:18,059 --> 01:13:19,754 - Wait, M r. Belmont. - Lane, no. 1381 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:22,490 M r. BeImont, I think you're missing the point. 1382 01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,054 And what point is that, young Iady? 1383 01:13:24,132 --> 01:13:26,566 If you couId save even more money than the $34 miIIion 1384 01:13:26,634 --> 01:13:28,602 you're Iooking to cut from the budget, 1385 01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:32,266 and simuItaneousIy improve your image in the business and consumer markets, 1386 01:13:32,341 --> 01:13:34,935 you'd be interested in that, wouIdn't you? 1387 01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:38,640 Is this a riddIe? I have another meeting in five minutes. 1388 01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:40,204 [whispering] Okay. J ust-- 1389 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:45,614 Didn't you say that you couId do aII of this by going green? 1390 01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,747 You toId me you couId save this company money. 1391 01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:49,792 I said it was out of my controI. 1392 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:53,421 This isn't seventh grade, Tom. Take controI. 1393 01:13:56,033 --> 01:13:57,557 Go. 1394 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,970 M r. BeImont-- [cIears throat] 1395 01:14:08,413 --> 01:14:10,313 Go. 1396 01:14:10,381 --> 01:14:12,975 I wanna propose a green initiative. 1397 01:14:13,051 --> 01:14:15,952 Our bank can reduce our environmentaI impact, 1398 01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:19,251 support eco-friendIy traders and save miIIions of doIIars. 1399 01:14:19,323 --> 01:14:23,282 Tom, I wouIdn't mind saving the pIanet, but we have some hard decisions to make 1400 01:14:23,361 --> 01:14:25,192 and a few cosmetic changes. 1401 01:14:25,263 --> 01:14:28,495 It wouId take more than a few cosmetic changes. We have to target heating, 1402 01:14:28,567 --> 01:14:31,229 cooIing, waste and transportation. I can show you the math. 1403 01:14:31,303 --> 01:14:33,828 What makes you think your group shouId Iead this initiative? 1404 01:14:33,906 --> 01:14:37,137 Corporate strategic pIanning is the onIy division in the entire company 1405 01:14:37,209 --> 01:14:39,302 that deaIs with every other department, 1406 01:14:39,378 --> 01:14:42,677 and we handIe properties for our cIients and our bank. 1407 01:14:47,554 --> 01:14:49,522 AII right. Fine. 1408 01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:51,784 l'm listening, but l wanna see the math 1409 01:14:51,858 --> 01:14:54,326 and l wanna see a ten-year projection. 1410 01:14:54,394 --> 01:14:58,296 And if you can back this up, I'II keep your department together. 1411 01:14:58,364 --> 01:15:00,127 You won't be disappointed, sir. 1412 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,361 All right, Thomas. l mpress me. 1413 01:15:11,011 --> 01:15:13,309 That was so great. 1414 01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:15,473 You saved our department. 1415 01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:16,982 N ice work, Tom. 1416 01:15:20,921 --> 01:15:25,120 Seth, I'm sorry about mixing you up with my articIe. 1417 01:15:25,193 --> 01:15:28,685 It was nothing personaI. You were so nice to me and I shouId have-- 1418 01:15:28,763 --> 01:15:31,027 Lane, it's aII right. 1419 01:15:31,099 --> 01:15:32,828 ReaIIy? 1420 01:15:32,901 --> 01:15:37,361 Yeah. Besides, I couId never do what you described in your articIe. 1421 01:15:38,607 --> 01:15:40,472 I'm aIIergic to chocoIate. 1422 01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:42,977 Right. 1423 01:15:44,881 --> 01:15:46,314 [chuckIes] 1424 01:15:47,850 --> 01:15:49,408 Oh. 1425 01:15:57,827 --> 01:15:59,727 Amazing work today. 1426 01:15:59,795 --> 01:16:01,821 You, too. 1427 01:16:01,899 --> 01:16:04,424 Good Iuck on the articIe. I'II be Iooking for it. 1428 01:16:04,501 --> 01:16:07,527 Yeah, weII, don't beIieve everything you read. 1429 01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:10,004 What? So, you're not gonna write the true story? 1430 01:16:10,073 --> 01:16:13,236 Cosmo doesn't want the true story. 1431 01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:15,505 They want the story that I pitched. 1432 01:16:15,579 --> 01:16:19,778 And I've been wanting to work there for as Iong as I can remember. 1433 01:16:19,851 --> 01:16:22,342 H m. Yeah. WeII, I get that, 1434 01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:26,083 but I think you owe it to yourseIf to write what actuaIIy happened. 1435 01:16:26,157 --> 01:16:28,489 It couId be a great story. 1436 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,358 Thanks, Tom. I didn't deserve to work 1437 01:16:31,429 --> 01:16:35,024 for a guy Iike you. And I'm sorry. 1438 01:16:35,099 --> 01:16:38,000 It's okay. Working in investment banking, 1439 01:16:38,069 --> 01:16:39,731 I don't meet many women Iike you. 1440 01:16:41,674 --> 01:16:44,802 It was, um, an adventure. 1441 01:16:46,312 --> 01:16:48,303 A great adventure. 1442 01:16:50,983 --> 01:16:52,245 Goodbye, Tom. 1443 01:17:00,327 --> 01:17:02,261 [sighs] 1444 01:17:16,978 --> 01:17:19,446 Good, huh? 1445 01:17:19,513 --> 01:17:22,448 What really happened may not have a happy ending, 1446 01:17:22,516 --> 01:17:25,076 but love just doesn't happen to girls like me. 1447 01:17:25,152 --> 01:17:29,350 Girls who built their hopes on an intricate web of daydreams. 1448 01:17:32,493 --> 01:17:35,554 The truth is that everyone has issues, 1449 01:17:35,631 --> 01:17:38,759 and maybe building up a fake perfect man in my mind 1450 01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:41,200 is my biggest issue of all. 1451 01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:44,535 l've been walking around with the ghost of my magic man. 1452 01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:48,508 He's been haunting me, keeping me from recognizing a world of opportunities 1453 01:17:48,577 --> 01:17:50,272 that were right in front of me. 1454 01:17:50,345 --> 01:17:52,973 My anger at Liam eventually faded away. 1455 01:17:53,048 --> 01:17:56,018 After all, he was just giving me what l wanted. 1456 01:17:56,085 --> 01:17:58,178 Every lovesick girl's fantasy. 1457 01:17:58,254 --> 01:18:01,849 An idealized version of what l imagined love should look like. 1458 01:18:03,293 --> 01:18:05,454 But there's no such thing as perfection. 1459 01:18:05,528 --> 01:18:07,826 Love is for people who are realistic 1460 01:18:07,897 --> 01:18:10,525 and smart enough to open their hearts and minds, 1461 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,126 and who realize that a real relationship 1462 01:18:13,203 --> 01:18:16,434 is the ultimate fantasy. 1463 01:18:16,507 --> 01:18:18,566 l haven't found that relationship, yet, 1464 01:18:18,642 --> 01:18:23,579 but l've shaken off the shadow of my magic man and l'm finding myself. 1465 01:18:23,647 --> 01:18:25,581 l think that's a pretty good start. 1466 01:18:25,649 --> 01:18:28,675 I'd say you toId the truth. 1467 01:18:28,752 --> 01:18:30,982 Yup, nothing but the truth. 1468 01:18:31,055 --> 01:18:34,548 I just couIdn't teII a Iie, you know, after everything I Iearned. 1469 01:18:34,626 --> 01:18:37,925 WeII, it's probabIy the Iast articIe you'II be writing for Cosmo. 1470 01:18:37,996 --> 01:18:41,397 And I don't imagine they'II be caIIing me anytime soon. 1471 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:44,833 I'm sorry, Joanne. You stuck your neck out for me and I-- 1472 01:18:44,903 --> 01:18:49,567 Okay, enough. You did the right thing. I'm proud of you. 1473 01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:51,667 [cell phone ringing] 1474 01:18:52,878 --> 01:18:54,709 It's Kate. 1475 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:56,441 Kate from Cosmo? 1476 01:18:56,515 --> 01:18:58,346 HeIIo. 1477 01:18:58,417 --> 01:19:02,877 Lane, hi. U h, I need to see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning. 1478 01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:07,619 U m, sure. So, what did you think bout the articIe? I know that it's-- 1479 01:19:07,693 --> 01:19:09,889 I'II see you here. 1480 01:19:15,635 --> 01:19:18,229 So, what does one wear to get fired in? 1481 01:19:18,305 --> 01:19:20,603 Oh. Hang on. Here, take mine. 1482 01:19:20,674 --> 01:19:21,936 I need it. 1483 01:19:29,617 --> 01:19:32,609 Why did l tell the truth? What was l thinking? 1484 01:19:32,687 --> 01:19:38,523 l should've just written the article Kate asked for. She's gonna be so pissed. 1485 01:19:38,593 --> 01:19:41,153 So, this is what hell looks like. 1486 01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:45,799 Oh, l hate this crosswalk. lt's taking me to my doom, 1487 01:19:45,867 --> 01:19:48,530 my destruction, the crushing of my dream. 1488 01:19:50,406 --> 01:19:52,465 Thank you for coming in today, Lane. 1489 01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,566 Kate. 1490 01:19:55,778 --> 01:19:57,439 I'm sorry about the articIe. 1491 01:19:57,513 --> 01:20:02,576 I don't--I know that it's terribIe and I'm gonna redo it. 1492 01:20:02,651 --> 01:20:04,915 I got sick and I feII and I hit my head and-- 1493 01:20:04,987 --> 01:20:06,421 Lane, it's perfect. 1494 01:20:06,489 --> 01:20:08,150 I don't know what got into me and-- 1495 01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:11,518 What? 1496 01:20:11,594 --> 01:20:14,358 It's everything I ever wanted. 1497 01:20:14,431 --> 01:20:16,831 Everyone at Cosmo Ioves it. 1498 01:20:26,677 --> 01:20:31,376 When you came into my office asking to change what the story was about, 1499 01:20:31,449 --> 01:20:34,350 I reaIized this was about something much deeper. 1500 01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:38,047 I reaIized this was about you figuring things out for yourseIf. 1501 01:20:39,857 --> 01:20:42,121 I want to congratuIate you 1502 01:20:42,193 --> 01:20:45,925 on your outstanding cover story for Cosmo. 1503 01:20:45,997 --> 01:20:48,397 Thank you. 1504 01:20:48,467 --> 01:20:51,959 And of course I'm gonna want updates on you and Tom. 1505 01:20:52,037 --> 01:20:53,698 Tom? 1506 01:20:53,772 --> 01:20:56,900 It's so obvious you guys are into each other. 1507 01:20:56,975 --> 01:20:58,636 What? Me and Tom? 1508 01:20:58,710 --> 01:21:00,541 Wait a second. So, you just went in 1509 01:21:00,612 --> 01:21:03,605 and kicked ass on the big presentation, packed up your desk, 1510 01:21:03,683 --> 01:21:06,208 said goodbye and just waIked out? 1511 01:21:06,285 --> 01:21:08,344 Yes. That's what happened. 1512 01:21:08,421 --> 01:21:10,719 You never mentioned how he scored on your checkIist. 1513 01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:12,655 Because I didn't do a checkIist for Tom. 1514 01:21:12,725 --> 01:21:16,320 Oh, my God. Okay, hoId on. What was it? 1515 01:21:18,498 --> 01:21:21,059 Okay. Does he take trips to exotic pIaces on a whim? 1516 01:21:21,134 --> 01:21:22,362 Where are you going? 1517 01:21:22,436 --> 01:21:24,336 Back to my office. 1518 01:21:24,404 --> 01:21:26,395 Does he put passion above common sense? 1519 01:21:26,473 --> 01:21:29,704 ActuaIIy, I bought six. The same but not the same same. 1520 01:21:29,776 --> 01:21:32,574 Not reaIIy and no. 1521 01:21:32,646 --> 01:21:35,911 Do you have crazy pubIic fights and torrid makeup sex? 1522 01:21:35,983 --> 01:21:37,541 This is for a stupid articIe? 1523 01:21:37,618 --> 01:21:39,416 We actuaIIy did have a pubIic fight, 1524 01:21:39,487 --> 01:21:43,856 but it wasn't crazy and there was definiteIy no makeup sex. 1525 01:21:43,925 --> 01:21:45,722 Does he share your taste in food? 1526 01:21:45,793 --> 01:21:47,590 Why don't you take a waIk on the wiId side? 1527 01:21:47,662 --> 01:21:49,562 No. 1528 01:21:49,631 --> 01:21:53,294 Does he have an accent? Does he pIay a sexy musicaI instrument? 1529 01:21:53,368 --> 01:21:56,360 Yes. No. 1530 01:21:56,437 --> 01:21:58,804 Well, he plays the harmonica. 1531 01:21:58,874 --> 01:22:01,274 Are you starting to see a pattern here? 1532 01:22:01,343 --> 01:22:04,540 That Tom is a zero out of a ten? 1533 01:22:06,582 --> 01:22:08,072 And? 1534 01:22:09,151 --> 01:22:10,641 And-- 1535 01:22:13,389 --> 01:22:15,220 I think I have to go. 1536 01:22:19,362 --> 01:22:21,557 That's my girI. 1537 01:22:23,867 --> 01:22:28,361 All that time my true magic man was was right in front of me and l didn't even notice. 1538 01:22:28,438 --> 01:22:31,703 l have to find Tom. 1539 01:22:31,775 --> 01:22:33,367 Lane. 1540 01:22:33,443 --> 01:22:35,001 Hey, where's Tom? 1541 01:22:35,078 --> 01:22:37,946 U m, sorry I was spinning in your chair, but it spins good. 1542 01:22:38,015 --> 01:22:39,380 John. 1543 01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:41,680 U h, I don't know. Are you okay? 1544 01:22:41,752 --> 01:22:44,585 Oh, we'II see. I need to find him. Do you know where he is? 1545 01:22:44,655 --> 01:22:46,782 Maybe he's down the haII. 1546 01:22:46,857 --> 01:22:48,791 It spins better if you go the other way. 1547 01:22:51,662 --> 01:22:53,186 Oh. She's right. 1548 01:22:54,298 --> 01:22:57,291 Ooh ! Seth. Hey. How are you? 1549 01:22:57,369 --> 01:23:00,668 I'm--I'm good. I-I started seeing my ex-girIfriend again. 1550 01:23:00,739 --> 01:23:03,333 l used to think she was crazy, but after dating you-- 1551 01:23:05,310 --> 01:23:09,269 U m, I'm gIad I couId heIp. Look, I need to find Tom. Do you know where he is? 1552 01:23:09,348 --> 01:23:13,011 He's actuaIIy in the conference room, but he's in a meeting. 1553 01:23:13,085 --> 01:23:14,849 N ice seeing you, Lane. 1554 01:23:14,921 --> 01:23:17,185 Yeah. 1555 01:23:17,256 --> 01:23:19,486 AII right, guys. The entire department-- 1556 01:23:19,559 --> 01:23:21,356 Tom. 1557 01:23:21,427 --> 01:23:23,793 Ab Fab, what are you doing here? 1558 01:23:23,863 --> 01:23:25,660 I figured it out. 1559 01:23:25,732 --> 01:23:27,063 Figured what out? 1560 01:23:27,133 --> 01:23:29,567 You have no styIe, you Iike boring food 1561 01:23:29,636 --> 01:23:32,765 and you have way too much common sense. 1562 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,001 U m, okay. 1563 01:23:35,075 --> 01:23:37,737 You're not spontaneous, you don't have a sexy accent 1564 01:23:37,811 --> 01:23:40,371 and you are nothing I want in a guy. 1565 01:23:40,447 --> 01:23:42,244 Thanks? 1566 01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:45,649 No, it's a good thing and it just took me a whiIe to reaIize that. 1567 01:23:45,719 --> 01:23:48,153 I don't think I foIIow. 1568 01:23:48,222 --> 01:23:52,057 Tom, I--I'm in Iove with you. 1569 01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:56,990 I Iove you, too. 1570 01:24:06,741 --> 01:24:10,974 You know how you want your first kiss to be strikingly passionate and beautiful 1571 01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:13,743 with everyone rising for a standing ovation? 1572 01:24:13,816 --> 01:24:16,808 WeII, it turned out to be exactIy what I hoped for. 1573 01:24:18,688 --> 01:24:19,712 Ow! 1574 01:24:19,789 --> 01:24:21,484 I'm sorry. 1575 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:23,718 Well, almost. 1576 01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:28,628 Ah, the articIes. They're fantastic. 1577 01:24:28,699 --> 01:24:30,428 I toId you you shouId've used my Iist. 1578 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:33,196 Tom is cute and he breathes. 1579 01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:35,431 So, now that you're a big-time writer, 1580 01:24:35,505 --> 01:24:37,803 are you gonna pitch in for groceries? 1581 01:24:37,874 --> 01:24:41,401 Oh. WeII, you can caII my peopIe and see what they can work out. 1582 01:24:41,478 --> 01:24:44,572 Okay. WeII, teII your peopIe that I Ioved your articIe. 1583 01:24:44,648 --> 01:24:46,639 Thank you so much, Joanne. 1584 01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:48,845 And the cover photo is amazing. 1585 01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,150 You're not so bad, you know. 1586 01:24:51,222 --> 01:24:53,918 So, my article comes out and people read it 1587 01:24:53,991 --> 01:24:56,323 and seemed to like it, which is great. 1588 01:24:56,394 --> 01:24:58,988 l'm onto my next big piece for Cosmo. 1589 01:24:59,063 --> 01:25:02,055 A story about helping your boyfriend become fashion savvy, 1590 01:25:02,133 --> 01:25:04,397 which is no small feat. 1591 01:25:04,469 --> 01:25:06,870 Tom's green division is up and running, 1592 01:25:06,939 --> 01:25:10,670 and he convinces me to help out on his presentations now and again. 1593 01:25:10,743 --> 01:25:13,211 Tom is. . . Tom. 1594 01:25:13,278 --> 01:25:15,803 And there's no leading man quite like him. 1595 01:25:15,881 --> 01:25:19,317 The little quirks are precisely the things that l love. 1596 01:25:19,384 --> 01:25:23,548 lt's our romance and it's a real romance. 1597 01:25:23,622 --> 01:25:27,320 lt's wonderful because all the pieces of me fit with the pieces of him. 1598 01:25:27,393 --> 01:25:29,156 Lane. Lane, I can't feeI my arm. 1599 01:25:29,229 --> 01:25:32,221 Oh ! I'm sorry. 1600 01:25:51,352 --> 01:25:53,115 For More Free Download Movies, Software, Etc... Please Visits www.TheHack3r.com