1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:11,094 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,644 REPORTER: (OVER COMPUTER) ...double check their shorting closure 3 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,229 amid a resurgence... 4 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,238 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -(PHONE RINGING) 5 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,908 Have I got a Christopher Stefanowicz 6 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,076 in research? 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,536 CHRISTOPHER STEFANOWICZ: (OVER PHONE) Speaking. 8 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:39,414 -You look at UK pharma, right? -CHRISTOPHER: I do, yeah. 9 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,499 Do you cover FastAide Chemist group? 10 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,085 Anything behind the rally into the close? I-- I thought 11 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,921 it might be the ex-Amazon guy becoming the new CTO. 12 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,757 CHRISTOPHER: Uh, that's quite a bullish signal, 13 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,966 yes, but it's already priced in 14 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,551 and we don't really publish about it anymore. 15 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,636 Uh, try the cash equity guys in New York. 16 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,472 -Sorry, I'm out to dinner. -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 17 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,140 REPORTER: When asked about institutional 18 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,558 -investors' sums... -(COMPUTER BEEPS) 19 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:02,604 Is there a pharma trader on the desk I can speak with? 20 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,774 NY TRADER: (OVER PHONE) Yeah, is that London? 21 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,275 It's a small UK-listed equity, 22 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,444 but can you tell me what's going on with the name 23 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,070 FastAide Chemist Group? 24 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,865 I'm wondering why it keeps ticking up even after market. 25 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,202 Where is it indicating to open? 26 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:22,040 NY TRADER: Sec, sec... um, plus 30. 27 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,335 What the fuck? Sor-- uh, excuse me for the ripe language. 28 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,753 NY TRADER: (CHUCKLING) Don't apologize. 29 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:27,921 Stock's a piece of shit. 30 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,590 Uh, you know, I guess it tends to be very choppy. 31 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:34,344 Oh, wait, hang on, one sec. I'll be right back. 32 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,227 Nah, you seen Reddit? Check Wall Street Bets. 33 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,813 FastAide's mentions are out of control. 34 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,649 Guess it makes sense. Enormous, short base, busted company. 35 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,818 Retail investors on Reddit are trying to save it 36 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,653 from hedge funds, but, you know, they're short 37 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,822 -and want it to fail, so... -People keep saying, 38 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,824 that it's the "darling of the British high street," 39 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,659 -whatever that means. -NY TRADER: Retail investors 40 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,118 are obviously nostalgic about it, 41 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,329 the same way they were about GameStop, Nokia, 42 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,998 Blackberry. (CHUCKLING) 43 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,459 Well, hold onto your hats if you're short though 44 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,294 'cause this is about to rally. 45 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,214 I told my biggest client to be short, in size. 46 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,258 I told him FastAide was going to zero. 47 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,717 NY TRADER: Well, is he a hat guy? 48 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,219 I mean, tell him to hold onto it. 49 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,721 I'd get him out ASAP. 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,598 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 51 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,600 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 52 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,275 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 53 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,195 (PHONE RINGING) 54 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,697 BLOOM'S ASSISTANT: (OVER PHONE) Good evening, 55 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,365 Mr. Bloom is currently unavailable, 56 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,868 but please feel free to leave a message with me. 57 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:43,913 Okay. It's Harper Stern from Pierpoint calling again. 58 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,875 I-- I need to talk to him about his FastAide short. 59 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,585 BLOOM'S ASSISTANT: I'll be sure to pass that on. 60 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,337 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 61 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,846 ♪ (MILD TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 62 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,598 -WAITER: Here you go ladies. -Oh, my God. 63 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,391 Why do they keep bringing us these? 64 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,935 I feel like every time I finish one, there's another 65 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,063 -waiting to be dispatched. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 66 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,190 I asked them to keep them coming. 67 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,320 (HUMS) 68 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,740 (BOTH HUM) 69 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:23,119 (BOTH LAUGH) 70 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:25,246 ♪ ("NEW ROMANCE" BY BEACH HOUSE PLAYING) ♪ 71 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:29,459 ♪ Days go by, no reply, ♪ 72 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,128 ♪ The smoke high ♪ 73 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,131 ♪ On the avenue... ♪ 74 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,595 KENNY KILBANE: Ladies. (CHUCKLES) 75 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,890 My antenna were up for overt displays of joy. 76 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,224 Drew me over. 77 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:49,103 So, how about a few to celebrate Yasmin's big move 78 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,396 to PWM? 79 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,776 -On me? Not in me, obviously. -Yeah, I hear the tonic water's 80 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,819 really great here. And why don't you fuck off back 81 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,405 to the bar and buy yourself one as a leaving gift to me? 82 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,330 (CHUCKLES) 83 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,083 YASMIN KARA-HANANI: Kenny. 84 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,680 Wow. That seemed like 85 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:28,476 -an outsized reaction. -It was undersized, trust me. 86 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:30,979 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 87 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,313 (CHUCKLES) 88 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:38,111 (GROANS) I am so glad to be leaving. (CHUCKLES) 89 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,363 CELESTE PACQUET: All right. 90 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,200 I'm looking forward to working on you. 91 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:49,747 (CHUCKLES) Sorry, with you-- My English. 92 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:50,832 You see? (CHUCKLES) 93 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,209 I think your English is better than mine. 94 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,380 (IN FRENCH) 95 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:10,143 (IN FRENCH) 96 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,355 (CHUCKLES, IN ENGLISH) See? 97 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,649 Simpler. 98 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,862 (SIGHS) It's, uh... 99 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,033 It's not a good idea. It's the best idea, 100 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,784 but it's not a good idea. 101 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,586 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(MUFFLED LAUGHTER) 102 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,297 SADIE SACKEY: Nothing quite like a promotion 103 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,174 to make your life feel worthwhile. 104 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,009 What are you doing here? 105 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:44,594 (CHUCKLES) Came down a day early. 106 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,803 -(GUS SACKEY CHUCKLES) -(GASPS) 107 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,930 Thought it'd be nice to see you outside the usual 108 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,683 -family context. -Oh, thanks. 109 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,268 SADIE: Tell me all about the new job. 110 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:53,936 GUS: I haven't actually moved up, yet. 111 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,605 It's not exactly a "SPAD" role, 112 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,106 but she needs some help organizing 113 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,691 this anti-competition thing 114 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,610 that's taking up all of her time and, uh... 115 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,530 -That's so exciting. Well done. -(SCOFFS) 116 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,657 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 117 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,409 It's great to have someone to fight for our interests 118 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,453 -on the inside. -Mm. How's it been? 119 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:14,373 (GROANS) Better, obviously. But you know. 120 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,210 They've advised we have PTSD therapy. 121 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,670 -Oh. -But I don't have enough time. 122 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,507 I think I've got an opportunity to move to Chelsea 123 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,676 and Westminster hospital, if I make consultant though. 124 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,640 I've been doing night shifts, and found myself half applying 125 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,644 for an MRes in Experimental Neuroscience at Imperial. 126 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:38,564 (CHUCKLES) Then I drift off, wake up and get back to work. 127 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,067 (SADIE SCOFFS) 128 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,904 I don't think I'm going to take the promotion. 129 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,449 I know it sounds a bit New Labour, 130 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,952 but I feel like I'm making a difference in ways 131 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,286 I can actually see. 132 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,665 And it's tiny and tiring, but... 133 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,792 it's definitely there. 134 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,754 (CLICKS TONGUE) You gotta do, what you gotta do. 135 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,172 But Mom would be fucking relieved, 136 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,007 -if you took the new job. -I'm enjoying what I'm doing. 137 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,717 You know she knows you left Pierpoint, right? 138 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,927 -Sadie-- -SADIE: The world's best 139 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,303 -worst-kept secret. -GUS: The only person I told 140 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,680 about you was Auntie Mama. 141 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,142 And A, they don't speak, and B, I wasn't specific. 142 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,518 I just said I was writing a book. 143 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,187 -Lord have mercy. -(CHUCKLES) 144 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:22,483 -And what did she say to that? -She told me to "stop dancing" 145 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,069 -and "find employment." -(GROANS) 146 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,866 Are you seeing anyone at the moment? 147 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:36,581 -Yes. -(CHUCKLES) 148 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:40,042 -(CHUCKLES) -Do you want to go up to Eton 149 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,836 together tomorrow? 150 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:44,213 I'm going to get there early and have lunch with Isaac. 151 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,842 I've got to be here. 152 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:51,470 Hmm. 153 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:59,478 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(PHONE RINGING) 154 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,564 -Uh, Rish? -RISHI RAMDANI: Yeah? 155 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,774 Where's FastAide indicating to open? 156 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,526 Plus 40 percent. Still top of Reddit. 157 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,237 -Power to the people, eh? -DANIEL VAN DEVENTER: Ah, the illusion of power. 158 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,656 Dunno, you know, these retail investors, man. 159 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,949 Any clueless knobhead with a phone 160 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,367 shouldn't be allowed to download an app, 161 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,702 punt around and move the market. 162 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:18,122 Why not? It's democratic. We're just clueless knobheads 163 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,374 -but with more screens. -And better tailoring. 164 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,044 You know my mom bought my baby formula from FastAide. 165 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,921 Be a shame if it went tits up like Woolworths. 166 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,631 I don't think a couple of clueless knobheads 167 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,925 -are gonna save this. -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 168 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,551 Rish, does this squeeze have any legs? 169 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,303 It'd be fucking painful to be short. 170 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,971 DVD: Uh, Pierpoint's axed the right way. 171 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,350 Even if Reddit's just noise, it's-- it's not harmful noise. 172 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,769 Remember, the, uh, Bloomberg Invest conference today 173 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,812 has the potential to be a dynamite catalyst 174 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,731 in the medical space. There's a lot of flow around it. 175 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,566 RISHI: Yeah, this is a day of bloodletting 176 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,609 and king-making. 177 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,945 DVD: It does have an atavistic feel, yes. 178 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,447 RISHI: You what? 179 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,658 DVD: Oh, atavistic. Uh, like, um... 180 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:55,952 Primal. 181 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,205 That's fucking right mate. That's fucking... right. 182 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,417 Tell me you got Jesse to buy FastAide. 183 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,211 The guy's now 40 percent of the desk's flow. 184 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,837 I gave you the autonomy to cover him, 185 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,881 and part of that contract means you need to sell him 186 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,299 on the desk's ideas. 187 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,720 JESSE BLOOM: It's bring your kid to work day. 188 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,347 I wanted to see where Mommy worked. 189 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,769 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 190 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,354 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC FADING) ♪ 191 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:27,441 You look smart, if a little uncomfortable. 192 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,693 Yeah, I better get used to it. 193 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,988 Gucci ties for fireside chats. 194 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,115 Can't exactly go to a Bloomberg conference wearing 195 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:37,159 a Black Dog Tavern T-shirt from '98. 196 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,661 You're going to Bloomberg Invest? 197 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:43,582 Can't you just send a senior PM 198 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,459 to present your firm's top three ideas? 199 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,752 -(WATER POURING) -(GLASS CLATTERS) 200 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,337 Sometimes, it's not about the idea, 201 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,673 it's about the suitably attired presenter. 202 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,553 They want me to talk to the future of telemedicine. 203 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,014 For all intents and purposes, my investment in Rican 204 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,974 makes me look like a thought-leader there. 205 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,475 They don't know I got you into it. 206 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,187 Mm-hmm. Plus, I'm thinking of taking 207 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,690 on a more ambassadorial role. 208 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,110 Presidential even. Out of the day to day, 209 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,445 you know, chart watching. 210 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,034 I owe you a tremendous apology for going AWOL. 211 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,829 I had some personal stuff. It will never happen again. 212 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,874 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 213 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,418 People have personal stuff going on all the time. 214 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,880 That's literally what being alive is. 215 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,764 You know, I didn't come to London to, uh, work. 216 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:42,767 How is Leo? 217 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:49,649 How the fuck would I know? You see him more than I do. 218 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,612 Look... 219 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,782 when I met you in the hotel, 220 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:01,035 I had no intention of talking to you quite as much as I have. 221 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,163 But given that I've invested all of that time, 222 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:08,334 and given the opportunity cost of all that time invested... 223 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:15,925 how dare you not pick up the fucking phone to me? 224 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,303 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 225 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,888 I tried calling you several times. 226 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,681 After missing several of my calls. 227 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,481 Jesse, I have done everything to facilitate your business. 228 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,359 I got you into Rican at an amazing discount. 229 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,236 -(SIGHS) -HARPER STERN: The telemedicine play. 230 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,862 And I took you short 231 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,864 on FastAide, their biggest competitor. 232 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,032 How's that going for us? 233 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,909 I even took the flow away to Goldman to do it. 234 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,870 It was that high conviction of view. 235 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,997 It simply hasn't worked yet. 236 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,375 There's a group of Reddit school shooters 237 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,086 trying to force me out of that fucking FastAide short. 238 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,295 There's no way that they know 239 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,131 you have a position. It's not personal. 240 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,175 What do you know? They fucked me on GameStop too. 241 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,844 They think I'm a vulture profiteering 242 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,470 off of everything bad in the world. 243 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,347 All my peers are stopping out. 244 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,558 Well then that's their loss because FastAide 245 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,851 is going to zero. 246 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,186 What if Bezos comes back down to Earth and decides 247 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,605 to make FastAide Amazon's next pet? 248 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,815 Brick and mortar is dead. 249 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,985 If not today, then tomorrow. 250 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,404 No matter what any tech bro tells you. 251 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,661 JESSE: There he is. (CHUCKLES) Dimples 2024, over here. 252 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,872 (CHUCKLES) 253 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:31,000 I was just telling Harper here, how my, uh, coverage at Goldman 254 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,711 has advised me to stop out of my FastAide short. 255 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,342 Your, uh, you're short on my favorite equity story? 256 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,178 JESSE: Uh, I think Goldman thinks it's unbecoming 257 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,345 that I'm getting pounded 258 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,014 by a group of involuntary celibates. 259 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,516 -(CHUCKLES) -JESSE: Think I should, uh, cut my losses, 260 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,977 before I'm too deep in the red and I end up on the front page 261 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,021 -of the Journal. -Well, the Reddit squeeze 262 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,815 is a distraction from the acquisition story. 263 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,151 The Amazon guy joining is just the first signal. 264 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,612 Amazon buy FastAide, uh, 265 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,531 I reckon they become favorites to win the hot NHS contracts 266 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,284 and blow competitors like Rican into irrelevancy. 267 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,995 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 268 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,121 Harper. 269 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,918 What would you do? Would you stop out of FastAide 270 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,211 or would you run it? 271 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:21,217 Obviously, as a member of the Pierpoint CPS desk, 272 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,344 I would have never taken you short. 273 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,847 Wouldn't you? 274 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,644 But if I were your coverage at Goldman, I would say... 275 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,231 "What is your threshold for pain, 276 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,691 if you believed in the idea in the first place?" 277 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,615 Danny, final thing. If your coverage had gotten you 278 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,409 into a structurally broken company like FastAide, 279 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,662 with a massive short base, and then hid when it began 280 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,622 to rip the other way, what would you do? 281 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,376 Call them an amateur and pull the line. 282 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,586 Oh, yeah, without a doubt, line out, finished. 283 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,424 Yeah? So what have we done to deserve your presence? 284 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,677 Oh, well, I just wanted to make Harper look 285 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,720 like a, uh, rock star on the desk. 286 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,598 (CHUCKLES) 287 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,064 DVD: You gonna tell me what the fuck's going on? 288 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,357 I don't know what you're talking about. 289 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,109 (CHUCKLES) Spare me. What was that dance? 290 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,236 -He's eccentric. -You're his coverage. 291 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,904 (PHONE RINGING) 292 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,739 Our highest conviction long this quarter has been FastAide. 293 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,908 Why is he short at the point of pain? Explain that to me. 294 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,368 Do you really think he listens to me? 295 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,370 I'm a fucking third year analyst. 296 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,247 He keeps me around because I'm young 297 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,665 and a woman and I nod at him. 298 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,333 Do you expect me to buy that shit? 299 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,460 Whatever happened in Berlin, whatever is happening 300 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,754 between us personally, we-- 301 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,132 we established a very healthy working relationship. 302 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,883 So if you're in trouble, just say. 303 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,302 RISHI: (OVER HOOT) I can't believe I'm talking 304 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,304 about this on the hoot, but for better or for worse... 305 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,638 -But don't lie to me. -RISHI: ...loads of kids... 306 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,140 -on the internet... -We don't come back from that. 307 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,309 RISHI: ...are making FastAide the market story of the day. 308 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,312 I have nothing to do with this. 309 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,063 This is why guys like Bloom are so hard to cover. 310 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,149 You're... (SIGHS) ...you're disposable. 311 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,859 He's probably got a Harper working at every other place 312 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,110 -on the street. -I doubt it. 313 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,820 RISHI: (OVER HOOT) It's about over, plus 30 percent. 314 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:08,115 So, I'll be fielding questions on flow color for ten minutes, 315 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:13,495 and ten minutes only. This is beneath me. Thank you. 316 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,498 That's your ego speaking. You might have heard 317 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,252 Adler's coming over for Rif, but that's just a ruse. 318 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,254 Between us, I'm not supposed to say this yet, 319 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,382 but colleague to colleague, I've earmarked you for New York 320 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,134 when we subsume the London desk. 321 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,386 You can cover Jesse from there. 322 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,013 You can have whatever glory you need. 323 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,015 But I'm gonna help you call the plays. 324 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,850 You've made Jesse too important to us now. 325 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,977 That decision's already been made? 326 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,187 What about the rest of the desk? 327 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,523 Couple of weeks ago. Firmly. 328 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,901 They're still deciding who to take to New York, but... 329 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,820 CPS London's cooked. 330 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,948 HARPER: And you've known the whole time. Right? 331 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,784 Adler talked to me a couple days ago and... 332 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,328 he asked me who was worthy of being 333 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,455 beamed up to the mothership. I said, 334 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,668 you. And, of course, Bloom. 335 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,212 All we have to do now is sing from the same hymn sheet 336 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,630 and everything will be golden. 337 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,511 You told me not to give a fuck about your personal life. 338 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,889 Just don't lie to me in here, Harper. Okay? 339 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,855 KENNY: You still up for Tough Mudder next week then? 340 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,315 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 341 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,527 Oi, Hanani. Is it possible to be long vega but short gamma 342 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,445 on an option structure? 343 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,907 -Uh, I don't know. -Oh, answer the question, 344 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,033 you ditzy cunt. 345 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:39,957 Yeah, yeah, answer it, you silly bitch. 346 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,546 Have you ever been horrible to anyone in your life? 347 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,964 That was fucking pathetic. 348 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,678 Sorry, I have no idea what's going on. 349 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,971 Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 350 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764 -Fucking hell. -Got you a gift. 351 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,768 You shouldn't have. 352 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,814 -(CHUCKLES) -(JACKIE WALSH CHUCKLES) 353 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,067 Wow. (GASPS) Is it Tiffany's? 354 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,194 -Oh, fuck off, clean-shirt. -(YASMIN CHUCKLES) 355 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,613 In case you get bored on the way to the meeting. 356 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:16,243 Well, that's very thoughtful. Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 357 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,703 Shame Wyndy's not here. 358 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,456 Yeah, thoughts and prayers. Anyway, uh... 359 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,667 I didn't realize... 360 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,921 how much I enjoyed having you around. 361 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,466 I appreciate you. 362 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,178 Nice one. 363 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,145 Kenny. Uh, I'm really sorry about last night. 364 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,398 I'm not exactly sure what I said, I know it was heinous, 365 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,443 -given that I woke up ashamed. -Ah... 366 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,613 they asked me to weigh in with a practical joke as well. 367 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,948 I didn't know if it was inappropriate or not. 368 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,409 And also, I didn't know how long it was gonna take, 369 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,078 but once it was started, I was all in, so... 370 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,165 (HUMS VICTORIOUSLY) 371 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,625 -(CHUCKLES) -(KENNY CHUCKLES) 372 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,544 (YASMIN CHUCKLES) 373 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,467 -I don't really use a stapler. -Yeah, I had to Amazon it. 374 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,011 Joke still stands though. 375 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:21,475 (GRUNTS, HUMS "DISCO INFERNO" BY THE TRAMMPS) 376 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,109 (CHUCKLES) 377 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,249 (CROWD LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 378 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,000 TRADER: Is that like a sober thing? 379 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,629 -I'm really lost. -You should, uh... 380 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,548 you should really watch more telly. (CHUCKLES) 381 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,468 -Good luck. (CHUCKLES) -(PHONE RINGING) 382 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,681 Thanks, guys. 383 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,562 (PHONE RINGING) 384 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,695 -Nice one. Fucking LOL. -Uh-huh. 385 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,364 Pierpoint, Yasmin speaking. 386 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,241 CELESTE: (OVER PHONE) It's your new boss. 387 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,410 Can you take an hour off for lunch? 388 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,204 Yeah. Sure. 389 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,207 I'm very free. 390 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,626 CELESTE: You're based in Notting Hill, right? 391 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,716 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 392 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,844 (EXCLAIMS) FastAide opens up at 45 percent. 393 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,012 That is wild, wild shit. 394 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,430 How'd they pull themselves away 395 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,432 from their stepsister porn long enough to buy the stock? 396 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,726 HARPER: Fuck's sake, go down you piece of shit. 397 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,020 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 398 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,355 DVD: Uh, you know it's like CVS or Boots in the UK. 399 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,190 Oh, do you have, uh, a Robinhood account? 400 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,234 Yeah, they're-- they're not-- actually not allowed here. 401 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,112 I know we haven't really spoken, um, since Berlin. 402 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,324 I'm here to talk about it whenever you want. 403 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,910 I mean, obviously, not right now. (CHUCKLES) 404 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,786 Whenever else. 405 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,998 There's nothing really to say. Super fun trip though, right? 406 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,127 Yeah. Super fun. 407 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,588 You sure you're okay? 408 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,718 I've drunk myself into infamy. (CHUCKLES) 409 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,470 Can I have one of your vitamin C tablets? 410 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,597 I have a client lunch, um, 411 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,557 -need to equilibrate the brain. -You don't have to ask, 412 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,934 you can just come take it. 413 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,104 It's my last day on the desk today. 414 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,565 Nice. Congratulations. 415 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,776 It means we're not going to be seeing so much of each other. 416 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,819 I'm not gonna be in your eyeline. 417 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,238 -It's not a very big building. -It's quite big-- 418 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,949 Sorry, is there something else that I can help you with? 419 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,451 It's just this morning has been a bit crazy. 420 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,870 Fuck's sake, I should have been in long PA. 421 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,622 This thing is moving. 422 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,957 You sure you're not gonna miss this? 423 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,125 Well, you should come over for dinner sometime. 424 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,419 I've got a new pizza oven, in the garden and it's harder 425 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,672 to get going than a nuclear reactor. 426 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,090 You might be able to work it. 427 00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,259 H, have you seen Bloomie? Gus' boss 428 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,510 just got elevated to Health Minister. 429 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,011 So that's bearish FastAide, bullish Rican? 430 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,888 Nah, it's bullish FastAide, bearish Rican. 431 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,641 -That's right, ain't it, Harper? -Sounds good. Let's find a time. 432 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,853 -I'll miss you. -Miss you too. 433 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,856 What, when Bono retires? 434 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,275 What? 435 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,197 RISHI: Fuck the FCA, mate. I think I'm gonna have to get 436 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,575 a burner and download Robinhood. These geeks are making money. 437 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,217 JAMIE HENSON: Turin in ‘05, I bunked onto the plane, 438 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,512 -and bumped into the ground. -GUS: You did? 439 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,348 The first time we played Juventus since Heysel. 440 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:53,478 It was fucking heavy, lad. F... Police escorts, 441 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,857 fucking raining bottles of piss and coins. 442 00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,902 That's when you feel alive. I went missing for two days 443 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,363 -after, you know? -You stop going? 444 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,700 Sorta fell away, you know. 445 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:11,830 Tickets were expensive and then my mates... 446 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,417 they stopped sorting me 'cause I kept going missing. 447 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,631 Hey, I think I'm too much for some people, you know, lad. 448 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,343 -Nah, you're all right mate. -Yeah? 449 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,597 -(SNICKERS) -Hey, listen, look have you, um, 450 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,223 have you managed to find a counsellor? 451 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,601 No, it's just, look, um... 452 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,977 It's just that I've been given, a... 453 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,563 A few months wait they said. 454 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,653 -Well, come on, given what? -(SCOFFS) Nothing. 455 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,240 But look, it's-- I'm not qualified to talk to you 456 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,202 about that kinda thing. It's irresponsible. 457 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,412 What about the guy I connected you with? 458 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,789 Oh, him? Nah... 459 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,957 crap. 460 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,375 There's this service we're hoping to roll out 461 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,960 to the public eventually. 462 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,295 At the moment, it's a bit pricey, 463 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,464 but I'll be happy to cover you for a few sessions. 464 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,965 Nah, you don't have to do that, lad. 465 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,593 GUS: No, no, look, as many as you need. Just go to the app store 466 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:07,719 and look for Rican. 467 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,930 (CHUCKLES) 468 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,807 -Hey, what's funny? -Oh, 469 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,974 you got no idea, have ya? 470 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,144 -What? (CHUCKLES) -A fucking app store on that? 471 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,979 -That's your phone? -JAMIE: Yeah. 472 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,440 -Looks like Lego. -Look, it vibrates and everything. 473 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,608 (CHUCKLES) 474 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,693 Hey, bum head, have you never seen one of these? 475 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:27,030 Look, um, I've-- I've got, uh, I've got a thing 476 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,116 out of town today, but... 477 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,118 I'll be right here when you're back this evening. 478 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,371 -Yeah? -Yeah. 479 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,789 -Sound. -(GUS CHUCKLES) 480 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:39,835 -(PHONE RINGING) -(MUFFLED INDISTINCT CHATTER) 481 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,633 YASMIN: My house isn't exactly a renowned lunch spot. (SIGHS) 482 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,052 Although, there is the original Ottolenghi round the corner, 483 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,012 if you want to order in. 484 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,015 -Would you like a drink? -Water, if you have it. 485 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:56,768 Yeah. 486 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,480 (CLICKS TONGUE, HISSES) I have water. (CHUCKLES) 487 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,066 -I live in a major conurbation. -(WATER RUNNING) 488 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,236 YASMIN: London, so, uh... 489 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,321 Yeah. 490 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,033 I have water. (SNIFFS) 491 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,164 Don't be nervous. 492 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,542 I'm not nervous. 493 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,932 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 494 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,767 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 495 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,080 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 496 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:09,341 (YASMIN MOANS, PANTS) 497 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,643 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 498 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,734 (YASMIN MOANS) 499 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:30,278 (IN FRENCH) 500 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,821 (YASMIN EXHALES DEEPLY) 501 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,532 (MOANS) 502 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,632 (BOTH MOAN) 503 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,680 (IN ENGLISH) I want to taste you. 504 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,394 (YASMIN MOANS) 505 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,107 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 506 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:15,615 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 507 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844 (YASMIN GASPS) 508 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,977 (YASMIN MOANS) 509 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,203 I don't really think your little brother's confirmation 510 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,456 is the most apposite place for you 511 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:07,542 to show up with a puckish little twink. 512 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,710 Within the queer taxonomy, 513 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,211 I wouldn't say you're very twinkish. 514 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:14,674 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -Yeah. 515 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,343 They're not totally backwards, but there will be 516 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:20,138 a few pregnant stares for sure. It's not fair on Isaac. 517 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,848 Have you told them about your promotion? 518 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,392 I'm not taking it. 519 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,481 LEO BLOOM: Enjoying speaking to troubled people 520 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,941 on the margins too much? 521 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,943 See, that's exactly the kind of tone that you pretend to hate 522 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,612 though it comes out your mouth a lot. 523 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,326 I actually really fucking enjoy that work. 524 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,036 It's rewarding in a way that I know my family 525 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,245 just won't understand. 526 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,998 Mum's been in Ghana. 527 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,918 Dad's not been able to get out of Angola. Until now. 528 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,961 It's weird. 529 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,090 Jesse moved to London 530 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:59,677 and it feels like we're in a longer-distance relationship. 531 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,262 He took me to the British Museum 532 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,099 on the weekend, and was like, "Look at all this cool 533 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,394 old shit." (CHUCKLES) And I was like, 534 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:13,108 "Yeah, it is cool, all this old shit." 535 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:17,112 And like, I mean, I didn't say this obviously, but... 536 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,364 those years are gone. 537 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:22,492 What about your offer? 538 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,828 Apparently, it's still pending. 539 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,750 Hey, they give them out in December. 540 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,047 Why didn't you just tell me you didn't get in? 541 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,677 You worked really hard. 542 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,846 It's okay to admit you're disappointed. 543 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,227 (SIGHS) 544 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,439 I wanted to get in. 545 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,943 You made me wanna get in. (SCOFFS) 546 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,903 And I didn't and that's fine. 547 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,322 Billionaire's son doesn't get into Oxford. 548 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,284 Cry me a fucking river. (CHUCKLES) 549 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,121 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 550 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,170 Train's been cancelled. 551 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,922 Frozen track. Fuck. 552 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,383 Fuck it. 553 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,886 I'll play the card. 554 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:31,936 Jesse, can you, um, send a car to take us to school? 555 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,062 (SNICKERS) 556 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,523 -(RAIN PATTERING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 557 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,692 -(TRAFFIC RUMBLING) -(BREATHES DEEPLY) 558 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,614 ERIC TAO: Harper! 559 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409 How are you? 560 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,332 I've thrown myself headlong into my new opportunity 561 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,460 from the spacious confines of my garret. 562 00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,006 -You're fucking miserable? -(CHUCKLES) 563 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,426 Are you okay? 564 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,138 Uh... 565 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:09,682 no. 566 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,143 No, I'm in trouble. 567 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,730 -Past fucked? -Yeah. 568 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:20,151 "Past fucked. Do not collect 200 dollars”? 569 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,153 -No, yeah. I'm fucked. -Oh, boy. 570 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,448 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -Ignorance is bliss. 571 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,370 Thank you. 572 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,081 In all honesty, 573 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,501 I've been thinking of finally hitting a bid away. 574 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,087 I've started taking calls, 575 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,298 stopped hanging up on headhunters. 576 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:45,385 -High time I hitched a lift. -So, nothing's sticking? 577 00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:48,304 Surely you could just walk into any other job. 578 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:52,934 At the same level? Course, I've got the contacts. 579 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,105 I'm not sure they love me for me. 580 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,774 I'm pretty sure they never loved me... (CHUCKLES) 581 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:00,900 ...just for me. 582 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,029 I've started talking about my feelings 583 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,739 a little more as you can see. 584 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,616 PASSERBY: Text when you're waiting for me, yeah? 585 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,411 When I hired you... 586 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,746 what'd I look like to you? 587 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,416 Mr. Pierpoint, right? 588 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:22,380 But I could be, Mr. Morgan Stanley, Mr. Nomura. 589 00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,965 I wouldn't want to be Mr. Nomura, 590 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,425 but that's by the by. 591 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,469 These institutions are just shells 592 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,306 that shelter you and your key-client relationship 593 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,432 and if you keep that, 594 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,225 you can manage someone like Bloom, 595 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,935 you can migrate from place to place. 596 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,979 They'll fucking house you, pay you up, 597 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,147 and call you family. 598 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,316 You become bigger than the institution. 599 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,777 You have Bloom, you don't need Pierpoint. 600 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:48,239 What about your skills? 601 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,746 What are my transferable skills, I mean, really? 602 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:58,791 And my current client list isn't exactly something 603 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,918 you'd pay up for. 604 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,254 Don't sound so defeated, it doesn't suit you. 605 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,508 Well, who was responsible for my defeat? 606 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,764 You were. 607 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,808 The moment you'd accepted you lost. 608 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,187 And Daniel, of course. 609 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,148 It's the quietly motivated ones you gotta watch out for. 610 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,817 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 611 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,069 What are you talking about? 612 00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:29,197 You don't feel the knife 613 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,366 when it goes in right between your ribs. 614 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,833 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(PHONE RINGING) 615 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,794 RISHI: FastAide coming off its high here. 616 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,883 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 617 00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:51,552 Rish-Rish, what's behind this reversal in FastAide? 618 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,221 -Any ideas? -(MOUSE CLICKING) 619 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:57,392 Sec. Sec. It does look that way. I'm just digging on IB. Sec. 620 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,186 (PHONE RINGING) 621 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,481 (PHONE VIBRATING) 622 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,987 So, This is where it happens, huh? All that learning. 623 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,532 Um, Leo said you needed transport, 624 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,951 is he here? Hmm? 625 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:19,038 Ah, hey. I didn't see, uh, taxicab driver 626 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,916 in my future but, uh, we are where we are. 627 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,002 Why are you here? 628 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,838 You know, I ask myself the same thing 629 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,381 every time I'm away from my rig. 630 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,135 (WHISPERS) You know I can do whatever I want right? 631 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,555 -(DOOR SHUTTING) -(CELLPHONE BUZZES) 632 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,851 So I have two very conspicuous looking escalades 633 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,353 waiting outside. It's like I'm moving weight. 634 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,105 One is going to take you 635 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,107 to the chief nursery of England's statesmen, 636 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,401 and the other one is gonna take you and I 637 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,570 wherever you wanna go, Leo. 638 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,238 Can you just give me a lift into town? 639 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:59,495 Gus. When am I gonna see some ROI on all that cash 640 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:02,206 I dropped on Leo's tutelage? I mean, you're fucking my son, 641 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,000 the least you could do is get him into college, right? 642 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,418 -What the fuck? -JESSE: Don't worry, 643 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:06,627 you know I'm an ally. 644 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,629 It's not financially viable not to be 645 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,797 in the current culture. 646 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:15,303 He's, um, he's still waiting to hear back. 647 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,974 All right. I cleared my entire schedule for today... 648 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,227 and you are gonna have lunch with me. 649 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,354 Why are you dressed like pound shop GQ? 650 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,939 (CHUCKLES) I don't know what that is. 651 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,900 I have an evening engagement. 652 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,779 I am a public figure, Leopold. Your father's a public figure. 653 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,656 All right? Are you not in any way proud of that? 654 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,908 Not particularly, Dad, no. 655 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,493 JESSE: Well, you know what? Neither am I. 656 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,286 Apple does not fall far from the tree. 657 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:42,663 Sorry, sorry, Jesse, I really do need to go. 658 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,915 Are you okay to let yourself out? 659 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:45,625 -Yeah. -JESSE: Yeah, the car is waiting for you. 660 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,210 We can continue this on the way home? 661 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,836 -Just drop me off in town. -Hey, dude. 662 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,171 Uh, hey. I'm-- I'm really trying now. 663 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,589 Can you-- can you give me a break? 664 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,758 LEO: Can you not do this in front of Gus? 665 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,802 It's not what he expects from a public figure. 666 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,020 I really do appreciate the lift. 667 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:09,482 -(CELLPHONE BUZZING) -I bet your parents are proud. 668 00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:14,654 (SIGHS) All we have is work, huh? 669 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:17,114 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 670 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,616 Listen Jesse, I think this thing is about to move 671 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,827 -our fucking way. -I'm done with you. 672 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,829 -Why did I pick up? -HARPER: Why did you pick up? 673 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:24,789 I'm fucked if I know, but we can psychoanalyze 674 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,166 the whys of you and me when I'm old and you're older. 675 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,377 But, right now, you just need to listen. 676 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,420 RISHI: (OVER HOOT) FastAide very fucking fragile 677 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,839 up here now. Most of the key shorts 678 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:36,425 have been cleared out and positioning is much cleaner. 679 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,886 I assume there's a couple of big institutional guys 680 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,221 still to go. Those Reddit virgins 681 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,181 don't ever really stand a chance against fundamentals 682 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,266 and gravity. 683 00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:46,727 So the party's over? 684 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,354 Our short's moving in our direction. 685 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,523 Prudent to stop out at a more favorable level. 686 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,401 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 687 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,195 No, our party's just starting. 688 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:58,781 Do you trust me? 689 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:01,367 I don't know where you're going with this. 690 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:05,830 That whatever, ineffable, subconscious thing, 691 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:09,375 do you have that with me? Do you trust me? 692 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,253 JESSE: Look your trader says it's held up by air. 693 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,839 After the last guy stops out, it's cratering. 694 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,424 And that last guy is me. 695 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:19,385 That's not the trade. That's not our trade. 696 00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:21,470 I'm not stopping out. I am not letting you walk away 697 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:24,724 from this with a loss. We sell more into the reversal. 698 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:27,435 And we pummel this bitch until she yelps. 699 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,979 That's all very cute, but you heard your trader. 700 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:33,357 He thinks it's going down now, from his lips to God's ears. 701 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,026 He's not going to put in a strong bid. 702 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:37,403 -I mean, w-- what's the catalyst? -Yes, it's going down. 703 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,697 But that is the trade after the trade. 704 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:42,241 First, he needs to think it's going up... 705 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,494 because a big investor still needs to buy to cover 706 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,246 in order to stop out. 707 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,416 You are gonna be that big investor. 708 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,376 I'll make sure he reads you the wrong way. 709 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,755 We are going to cheat him. 710 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,965 We're gonna tell him that you're stopping out, 711 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,760 he'll think you're buying to cover the short, 712 00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:02,929 so he'll set his price high. 713 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,556 We'll get his price, and then we'll sell through him 714 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,308 and move this thing our direction. 715 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:10,102 -JESSE: You pull this off... -Then you are my client. 716 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,813 And you will tell everyone. 717 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:19,403 And if I wanna go to MS, GS, CS, Citi, fucking Mars, 718 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,614 you will tell them that I am the guarantor 719 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:22,740 of your business. 720 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:26,953 You make this happen, maybe we are talking again. 721 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:32,375 -Sec. -(PHONE RINGING) 722 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:37,004 Rish, Bloom's in max pain. He shorted a ton of FastAide 723 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,590 through Goldman and he wants to stop out through us, 724 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,634 cut his short. Can we help? 725 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,472 If he can hear me, if the prick can hear me... 726 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,557 He get that? 727 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,686 Tell him I, uh, I love the name. 728 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,855 No, no. I-- I adore the name. I introduced the name 729 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,191 to my parents after I rattled her seven ways to Sunday. 730 00:37:57,274 --> 00:37:59,318 That's how much I love FastAide. 731 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,653 Getting out is gonna cost him. 732 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,822 Okay, he gets it. You have a big dick. 733 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:03,906 You know his direction? 734 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,491 He has to buy to cover to stop out. 735 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:06,909 He wants to know how wide you'll be 736 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,203 -in 19 million shares. -Actually, tell him, 737 00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:11,872 the exact amount is 18.952 million, 738 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666 then he'll definitely think it's an unwind 739 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:14,917 and I'm getting out. 740 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:18,713 Sorry the exact amount is, um, 18.952 million shares. 741 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,007 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -Full size, only you. 742 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:25,469 RISHI: Okay, last trade was 92, trading up. 743 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,556 I can make him 60 points wide around my mid 744 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:32,893 on 18.952 million, if he guarantees to trade now. 745 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,520 Fuck Dodd Frank. How're you left? 746 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:35,730 JESSE: Tell him to wait. 747 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,276 RISHI: 85/45 around 3. He like it? 748 00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,028 Make him wait. We'll get a better price. 749 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:45,865 Off. Higher now, make him 95/55. I'm taking him to the cleaners. 750 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:46,949 Do the man there. 751 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,659 -Yours. Sell, sell, sell. -Yours. 752 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:52,371 Bloom sells 18.952 million at 295. 753 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,914 JESSE: I'm quietly impressed. 754 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,583 Um... (CHUCKLES) 755 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,418 ..."yours"? What do you mean fucking yours? 756 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,628 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -I mean, he sells. 757 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:01,797 Are you mentally challenged? 758 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,174 Are you out of your fucking tree? 759 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,760 He guaranteed you a trade. On your spread. On your price. 760 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,011 Not a direction. 761 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,766 You read him too far, took the piss, he called you out 762 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:12,892 and that's that. 763 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,229 Do you think I'm soft? 764 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,610 You put your hand up to signal we were done and he was a buyer. 765 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:23,903 You misread my signal. (CHUCKLES) 766 00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:27,490 I told you to wait, and then I signaled to sell. 767 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,992 Rish, we have a verbal contract. (CHUCKLES) You know that. 768 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:34,080 Shit happens. Let's just eat it. It's Bloom. He's satisfied-- 769 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:37,291 Harper, I'm the fucking spiv. You don't spiv the spiv. 770 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,835 You knowingly helped Rishi read him the wrong way. 771 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:42,379 So Rishi laid three points above the fair price, 772 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:43,923 expecting Jesse to buy it off him. 773 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,050 Right! And now I'm long a load more of this shit 774 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,386 at a shit price. I'm in a 75-million-dollar hole. 775 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,806 I heard the whole sorry fucking thing. 776 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:54,183 I was patched into your line, Harper. 777 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,810 Well, then, why didn't you fucking step in? 778 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,145 I wanted proof of who she was. 779 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,606 RISHI: She's blown up my entire year. 780 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:02,483 -(METAL CLANGING) -RISHI: You're gonna be losing friends 781 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,777 -with this kind of behavior. -And who are you then? 782 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,573 Face value? I knew you were full of shit. 783 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,284 Go fuck yourself. 784 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,413 I have to take this upstairs immediately. 785 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,333 Immediately. Log out of your Bloomie. 786 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,418 Fucking now! I'm not fucking around! 787 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,255 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 788 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:38,644 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 789 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:43,983 (CHUCKLES) 790 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,318 Well, would you look at that, it's starting to tick up. 791 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,783 Turns out your man's no match for the internet, love. 792 00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,456 Get off my fucking floor. 793 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:27,151 “The room was in that disorder, produced only by those 794 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,612 -who have always had servants.” -(CHUCKLES) 795 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:32,698 Hemingway. 796 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,117 About a very rich girl who doesn't know 797 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:37,244 what she's doing with her life. (CHUCKLES) 798 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:42,416 -Was she hot at least? -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 799 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,506 I've never come that many times. 800 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:56,388 -So many... stages. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 801 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,433 YASMIN: And I've never been with a married person before. 802 00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:03,020 CELESTE: (IN FRENCH) 803 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,688 YASMIN: (IN ENGLISH) I've never thought of myself as 804 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,441 -l'autre femme. (CHUCKLES) -La maîtresse. 805 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,236 I wouldn't worry. (SIGHS) 806 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:15,032 Elsa and I have our rules. 807 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:18,535 When it developed to the stage it got to last night, 808 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,787 I had to tell her. 809 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:25,000 It's just how we operate. It works for us. 810 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,881 What did you say? 811 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:36,387 I told her I was in danger of breaking one of our rules. 812 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,098 Surely people don't actually have rules 813 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:42,476 -around these things. -Uh, yes. (CHUCKLES) 814 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:43,644 We established them 815 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:47,856 when we established that she was the more 816 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,901 open partner in our open arrangement. 817 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:57,616 Sorry, I didn't mean to freak you out. 818 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,452 I don't mean to use such practical language. 819 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:04,456 Elsa is very exacting. She's a QC, you see. 820 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,002 (CLICKS TONGUE) How long have you been open? 821 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,420 CELESTE: That's Elsa's phrasing. 822 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,840 I prefer polyamorous. 823 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,093 She's not one for monogamy. 824 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:21,557 She was very promiscuous, and, I guess it was the '70s. 825 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:27,271 Then she had a cancer scare in her 50s, 826 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:30,024 but I needed some parameters. 827 00:43:34,486 --> 00:43:37,865 She's seeing someone, so why can't I? 828 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:45,539 It's nice to be in an institution as comforting 829 00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:47,666 as marriage and not feel trapped. 830 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,543 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 831 00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,337 CELESTE: I know you're younger than me, but surely 832 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,922 you're not naïve enough to think... 833 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,383 I'm not just a little... messy, huh? 834 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,593 (CHUCKLES) 835 00:43:58,635 --> 00:43:59,803 (CHUCKLES) 836 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:10,439 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 837 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,613 (PHONES RINGING) 838 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,742 Good lunch? 839 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,371 JACKIE: Have you seen what that analyst 840 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,456 at Alliance Bernstein's saying about FastAide? 841 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:28,874 The Gerry Adams looking one. 842 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,834 KENNY: Nah, I'd say he's more Harold Shipman. 843 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,336 JACKIE: Similar vibe, though. 844 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,463 Is this-- is this Robert? 845 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,672 KENNY: Oh, yeah, the old glasses... 846 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,965 -Um. (CHUCKLES) -KENNY: ...beard aesthetic. 847 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,134 Big criminal energy that combo. You rock that combo... 848 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,511 -In joke. -VENETIA BERENS: Hmm. 849 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:41,762 KENNY: ...what is he saying? 850 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,180 JACKIE: Nothing interesting actually, the more I listen. 851 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:45,182 Our sense of humor has matured since then. 852 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:46,350 (CHUCKLES) 853 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:48,435 Do you know him? 854 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:52,773 He's kind of mentoring me. I think. 855 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,109 Interesting path to follow. (CHUCKLES) 856 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,527 JACKIE: Gerry Adams and Harold Shipman 857 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:58,320 would make a better equity analyst than this fella... 858 00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,571 YASMIN: Actually, 859 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,074 I'm more and more certain he is one of the good ones. 860 00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:04,743 (CHUCKLES) Uh, don't worry, 861 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:08,080 I'd never let myself get used and abused. 862 00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:14,586 Good. (CHUCKLES) So, you shouldn't, me neither. 863 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,551 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 864 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:29,059 YASMIN: I know I've not been much of a mentor. 865 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,186 (CHUCKLES) At all. 866 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,981 But if you ever need anything, I'm just upstairs. 867 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,612 -(CHUCKLES) -VENETIA: Thank you. 868 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:42,698 Okay. 869 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:46,326 ♪ ("I VOW TO THEE MY COUNTRY" PLAYING ON PIPE ORGAN) ♪ 870 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:49,663 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 871 00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:52,708 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(BELL TOLLING) 872 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,509 -Somewhere to be? -(GUESTS MUTTERING) 873 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,803 Oh, just a work thing later. 874 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,015 We're staying in London for a week. 875 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:11,685 Come round for dinner. You and Leo. 876 00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:15,230 You can see your nephews. You know, in person. 877 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:16,982 I'm sorry I've been a bit absent. 878 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:20,486 How are they? 879 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,988 Walking reminders that we're all going to die. 880 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:25,282 (CHUCKLES) They're walking, already? 881 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:27,826 I look at them and think "Fuck, 882 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:31,330 we haven't got much left, have we?" (SNICKERS) 883 00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:35,375 -That sounds morbid. -It's fantastic! (CHUCKLES) 884 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:38,086 -Reminds me I'm alive. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 885 00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:43,050 You know, we'll blink and be back here with both of them. 886 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,135 Kwaku tried to sign them up from the hospital 887 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,303 the moment they were born. 888 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,055 Apparently, they don't do that anymore. 889 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,973 Well, seems more meritocratic. 890 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,685 It's a miracle we got him here. 891 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,939 He's having some behavioral issues. 892 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,107 I think they'd appreciate it if you visited him 893 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,611 once in a while. Talk to him. Get him back on the right track. 894 00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:10,369 You know you have to take that promotion, right? 895 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,039 It's admirable, what you've been doing, 896 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:16,208 it really is. And we're all proud of you... 897 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,752 but you need to get going again. 898 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:20,921 We're not going to just let you throw your life away. 899 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,130 That seems a bit melodramatic. 900 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:25,008 Well, we're all prone to melodrama in this family. 901 00:47:26,843 --> 00:47:29,555 You told them you'd do three years at Pierpoint. 902 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:32,307 You did less than a year. 903 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,394 You spend a year treading water. 904 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,522 Frankly, wasting time, not contributing. 905 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:42,734 Static yet unstable. You've barely seen any of us. 906 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,070 They give you latitude in other parts of your life. 907 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,905 -What does that mean? -You know what it means. 908 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,659 And they don't really care anymore. 909 00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:54,413 I mean, they care as little now as they're ever going to care, 910 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,082 but this instability, 911 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,126 they won't tell you this, but it kills them. 912 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:01,628 -I'm working now. -SADIE: And it's tantamount to social work. 913 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,506 It has no visible trajectory. 914 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,633 You're bailing out the boat but the water's just rushing 915 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,135 back in through the holes. 916 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:10,512 One man can't make a difference there. 917 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,514 Oh, that's a virtuoso piece of rhetoric, well done. 918 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,224 -She'd be proud. -She'd be a lot less subtle 919 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,392 if she got going. 920 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:21,148 They just want us to live up to their expectations. 921 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,359 Otherwise, what else was all this for? 922 00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:32,534 I'm not sure that's physically or spiritually possible. 923 00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,828 SADIE: Well, then just live up to your own. 924 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:37,623 Don't you think you have a responsibility 925 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,166 to give your kids what you got? 926 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,630 You going to do that on seventeen grand a year? 927 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:51,803 It's time to stop dancing. 928 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,515 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 929 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:58,018 PRIEST: In the name of the Father and of the Son, 930 00:48:58,101 --> 00:48:59,227 and of the Holy Spirit. 931 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,313 Amen. 932 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,939 -(PHONE RINGING) -JACKIE: Oh, thank fuck I don't work in equities. 933 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,816 KENNY: Yas, who's Mark Michaelides' 934 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,109 number two at Millennium? 935 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,362 Sorry, it was a Wyndy contact. He's about to jump on. 936 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:09,905 Samuel Shinner. 937 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:15,035 Sam! Uh, S-- Samuel. Are you going now? 938 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,079 Samuel, can I call you back in five? 939 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,331 Cheers, buddy, thank you. 940 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,918 RISHI: I'm gonna concede I have too active of a sex life 941 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:24,169 -to be a Redditor. -KENNY: Hey! 942 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:25,545 -(PANTS) RISHI: But I respect them. 943 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:26,713 YASMIN: Thanks. 944 00:49:27,964 --> 00:49:29,174 KENNY: So, 945 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,843 how many times a week do you expect to be entertaining then? 946 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,680 Five. Couple of lunches, 947 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,391 the odd weekend here and there, my entire life. (CHUCKLES) 948 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,351 Silverstone, Ascot, Henley that sort of thing? 949 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:41,978 -(CHUCKLES) -KENNY: Stamps on a drunken asshole's passport. 950 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,146 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 951 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,523 You know, you spend that much time with your boss 952 00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:46,233 and they're effectively your spouse. 953 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:49,903 Well, that's why you don't cross a line, do you? 954 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,201 Uh, fuck, Kenny that really was not a dig at you, um... 955 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:01,164 Uh, honestly, it was a promise to my future self. (CHUCKLES) 956 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:05,085 Future selves, eh? They are pesky fuckers to please. (CHUCKLES) 957 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,169 Mm-hmm. 958 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,172 Look, I don't know if it's having 959 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:10,424 to pick up Wyndy's slack 960 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:12,592 or the prospect of actually having to manage people 961 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,594 with some degree of competency, but I feel like I need to-- 962 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:19,057 Oh, no, no, please. It's, um, it's entirely unnecessary. 963 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:20,934 -Honestly you don't need to-- -You give someone like me 964 00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:24,271 -a little bit of power and-- I dunno... -It's a hierarchy. 965 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:27,065 -I-- I get it, I get it. -No. 966 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,860 Nah, that's shit. It's scapegoating. 967 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:32,237 I sat under Wyndham 968 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,031 and he was never anything but fair to me, 969 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:38,702 and sometimes I wonder what my career would look like 970 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:42,330 if I had to work under someone like me. Y'know, like I was. 971 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,834 Well, it's a lottery who you get to sit next to. 972 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:50,338 Um... I've won plenty of those in my life, so it's fine. 973 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,215 -Honestly, it's fine. -I'm, uh... 974 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,469 I'm glad you're ending up somewhere 975 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,636 you're gonna flourish. 976 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,139 Because I-- I actually do, I want that for you. 977 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,475 And, um... 978 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,643 I'm sure you don't want to hear anything about me 979 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:04,936 for the millionth time. 980 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:08,523 Um, and you're probably worried that this is just, uh, 981 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,817 some more bullshit about my own bullshit, but... 982 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:14,237 from a place of empathy... 983 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:18,533 or like, as close as anyone can physically hope 984 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:21,244 to understand how somebody else must have felt. 985 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,371 And I need to say this to you, um... 986 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:29,920 I am so sorry, Yasmin. 987 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,839 (CLEARS THROAT) 988 00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:36,968 (DOOR CLOSES) 989 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:39,429 GUS: Hey, Leo. I think you should give your dad a call. 990 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:41,389 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 991 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,600 No, I just don't think you should lie to your family. 992 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:46,728 Yeah, call him. 993 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:53,151 You telling him will be way more meaningful 994 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,070 than the content of what you actually say. 995 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,449 Okay. Okay, gotta go, good luck. 996 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,702 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 997 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:22,055 Martingale always loses, eventually. (CLEARS THROAT) 998 00:52:22,138 --> 00:52:24,641 (INHALES DEEPLY) 999 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:27,435 I'm gonna eat the loss. Stop out through Goldman. 1000 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,148 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC FADING) ♪ 1001 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,400 Jesse, who are we kidding? 1002 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:37,195 This is you. This is not about the money. 1003 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:41,449 What is it about then? You tell me. 1004 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,119 (SCOFFS) 1005 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:47,038 I look like I'm about to go on Leno. 1006 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:49,666 Like a fucking clown. 1007 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,627 What is this about? (CLEARS THROAT) 1008 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,256 You can't buy the first flush of a career. 1009 00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:03,763 That white heat of a career trajectory just starting out. 1010 00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:08,226 You gave that to me so you could feel it again. 1011 00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:12,063 You really gonna let the fucking mob win? 1012 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:18,737 -Over you? Jesse fucking Bloom? -(CHUCKLES) 1013 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:21,656 You're-- you're appealing to the worst part of me. 1014 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:26,161 -(CHUCKLES) -It's the part that thrills you. 1015 00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:30,874 I don't have to tell you, life is gamified. 1016 00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:34,210 You strip away the jargon, the expertise, 1017 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:36,171 the fucking ceremony. 1018 00:53:36,254 --> 00:53:38,715 You chose a career in the ultimate game. 1019 00:53:40,091 --> 00:53:41,134 And you chose me... 1020 00:53:42,802 --> 00:53:44,554 because I remind you 1021 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:48,141 that it can still have meaning if we win. 1022 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:51,186 Go out there, talk your fucking book, 1023 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:52,646 just like you did with the pandemic. 1024 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:55,815 ♪ ("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX PLAYING) ♪ 1025 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,152 You are gonna go out there. 1026 00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:00,820 You're gonna say the highest conviction short 1027 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,949 of your lifetime is FastAide. It's a piece of shit. 1028 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,367 It belongs in the dirt. 1029 00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,578 You have the power to obliterate it 1030 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,206 just by dint of who you are. 1031 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,835 Welcome to the feeling. 1032 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,462 CONFERENCE HOST: (IN DISTANCE) ...healthcare and telemedicine, 1033 00:54:17,545 --> 00:54:20,840 and who is better qualified to talk about these things 1034 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,258 -than Jesse Bloom? -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1035 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:24,761 Harper, it's my son. 1036 00:54:27,263 --> 00:54:28,598 Hey. Yeah. 1037 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:34,104 It's fine. It's-- it's fine. (CHUCKLES) 1038 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,565 No, now's good. Can you get lost? 1039 00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:42,070 I'm here. Yeah. 1040 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,823 CONFERENCE HOST: Please take your seats, 1041 00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:46,658 -the talk is about to begin. -I'll see you out there. 1042 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:49,411 This is our last chance. I'm already done at Pierpoint. 1043 00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:52,789 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 1044 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,835 ♪ Hold it down, Hold it down... ♪ 1045 00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:05,802 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1046 00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:20,608 Rat. 1047 00:55:26,948 --> 00:55:28,992 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 1048 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,495 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 1049 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,623 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 1050 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:39,669 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 1051 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,546 ♪ Hold it down... ♪ 1052 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:47,093 (CLEARS THROAT) Apologies, but due to unforeseen 1053 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:50,013 circumstances, Jesse Bloom will not be gracing us 1054 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:51,181 with his presence. 1055 00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:54,059 We'll be moving straight on to Diana Amoa 1056 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:57,020 on telemedicine from an ESG perspective. 1057 00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:01,232 (AUDIENCE APPLAUD) 1058 00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:30,804 Why are you here then? 1059 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,431 Are we worth a bid away? 1060 00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:41,064 Shut the door, take a seat. 1061 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:49,697 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 1062 00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:37,328 ♪ In Ireland, France, Belgium ♪ 1063 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:39,998 ♪ Wherever you can Pick this up, man ♪ 1064 00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:43,459 ♪ Many thanks for still Keeping the vibe alive ♪ 1065 00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,715 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪