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* Oh my, oh my,*

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* got a lot on my mind.*

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* Oh my, oh my,*

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* it's messy but it's mine.*

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* The Kouncil*

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[***]

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[***]

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Man: Wow.
I love your shirt.

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You know,
purple's my favorite color.

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Come get at me.

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It's Saturday, 7 to 10.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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- My name's Seth.
Mind if I sit here?

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- Yeah, sure, go ahead.

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- What you working on?

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- I was just writing.

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- Okay.

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What's your name?

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- Katie.
Nice to meet you.

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- Nice to meet you too.

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- Katie, I don't usually
do this often,

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but I work at Bar Ludo
in case you ever wanna

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stop by for a drink.

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- Yeah, I'm new to the area,
so it could be fun.

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- Could be.

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-Oh, trivia night.
-Yeah.

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- Do you host that?

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- Yeah, I host it all.

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From 7 to 10, like,
that's my time.

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We have happy hour
before that, but...

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-Awesome.
-Yeah.

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-Very cool.
-If you wanna...

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- Yeah, I'll swing by.

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- Okay, drinks on me.
I'll get you one for free.

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- Even better.

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-Put your number in?
-Sure.

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- Cool.

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- Thank you.

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- Nice.

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I'll text you
so you can lock me in.

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- Okay.

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-Don't be a stranger.
-I won't.

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- Nice meeting you, Katie.

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- Nice meeting you, too.

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- Hey, guys.
Come see me Saturday.

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* We have one life
to live, girl. *

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* So live it! *

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* Do whatever you want
to do.*

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* It's your choice.*

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* Save me a table for one.*

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[Incoming text message]

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- I gotta admit, being hit on
so quickly after a breakup

53
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is sadly validating.

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- I mean, is this not a sign?

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The second
I'm ready to open up,

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a guy comes out of the blue.

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- If you just wanted to move
on with the first guy

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who came out of the blue,
what was wrong with Xavier?

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- Who?

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- Napkin guy.

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- Oh.

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Umm...

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- I...

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He wears khakis.

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- There just wasn't a spark.

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I don't know
what you want from me.

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- Yeah, what she said.

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- Oh, and the sexy bartender
just screams destiny to you?

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- Okay, all right.

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I don't want to overthink this.

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I just want to be a normal
person who goes on normal dates

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and doesn't sit in their
own bullshit forever.

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- Let's just get laid.

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You're 24.

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You've earned a hoe phase.

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[Anxiety whistles]

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- Okay, um, what if he's
a serial killer who knows

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we're new here
and that we live alone?

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- Okay, then fuck it, all right?

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I'm going to build a roster,
and I'm gonna go on

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so many dates,
have so much casual sex,

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and then I'm gonna
find a husband.

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That's simple, that's easy.

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Done.

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- And then we'll forget that
Jackson never texted us back.

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What did I say?

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- This is a horrible fucking
plan.

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You need to gain your confidence
back, and you are not

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gonna do that by going
on dates with random men.

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- That's exactly it.

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Having men pine over us
is exactly the thing we need

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to get our confidence back.

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- Oh, that's not...

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- I love it.

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Making a man jizz his pants

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gives me all the
confidence I need.

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So build up that roster.

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- Okay.

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[***]

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* Hey, baby, go crazy. *

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* Hey, baby, go crazy. *

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* See you making it dance,
she ain't lazy. *

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* Yeah, go, go, go crazy. *

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* Whoa, handle her, how she got
so much stamina. *

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- Every day I'm like, it's like
I'm investing into parlays

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cuz I'm playing every day,
not getting nothing.

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Or crypto.

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Like it's almost the
same thing, you know?

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Do you know what?

110
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See, it's all about
holding through the dip.

111
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I'm down 80% on GME,
but I'm staking my Ethereum

112
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on this new DeFi protocol.

113
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So APYs are gonna go
up to the moon.

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- I don't know what
the fuck you just said.

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- No.

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- Communication skills... no.

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- Hey.
Katie, right?

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- Hi, yeah.

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- You look hot.

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- Thank you.

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- Hey.

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- So, do you have any siblings?

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- Oh, two.

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Two?
Cool.

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How old are they?

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- Umm... I actually
really don't know.

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[Chewing]

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[Spits]

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[Clearing throat]

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So you ready to take these
eight inches or what?

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- Someone needs to call
the cops.

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That man needs to be
on a watch list now.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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-You came?
-Yeah.

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- Damn!

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I'm sorry,
you look really good.

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- Thank you.

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[Seth exhales]

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[***]

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- This one's on the house.

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- Thank you.

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- That's chivalrous.

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- So, you hungry?

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- Mm-hmm, starving.

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- I'll be right back.

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- So far, so good.

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He's cute, he's polite.

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- He's literally
just doing his job.

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[***]

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- You want more water?

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- Yes, please.

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- That's generous.

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- So you said you
went to UCF, right?

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- Mm-hmm, yeah.

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- What was your major?

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- Psychology.

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No shit.

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- Yeah, I tend to get inside
my own head a lot,

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so I just wanted to understand
people on a deeper level.

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- I get that.

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Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.

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- That's Carl Jung.

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I mean, Jung and Freud
made modern psychology,

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so not a lot of
people know that.

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- Oh, no, baby girl, I can read.

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So sorry to have you
find out this way.

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- He's cultured.

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That's not even on the list.

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That's just extra.

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- We should go out
sometime soon.

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Well, whenever I'm not
watching my sister's dog.

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- Family man!

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- Um...

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- That's if you're
not dating anyone.

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- Oh, no, I'm dating everyone.

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I mean, my last relationship
was also my only relationship,

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and he actually
ended up cheating on me.

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And so I'm just kind of
getting it all out of my system.

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- Well, I've never
cheated on anyone, so...

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- Cheers to that.

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- Cheers to that.

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- This is the one.

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They always say
you find your soulmate

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after the biggest breakup.

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- Pretty sure no one said that.

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[Incoming text message]

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* ...take a piece
of my love. *

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* Yeah, baby,
to the break of dawn, *

189
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* wanna get it on
till the morning. *

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* Yeah, girl,
till the break of dawn... *

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- Are you free later?

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Maybe I could stop by
your place.

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- Tonight?
Like tonight?

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- He wants me.

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- He wants me.

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- Just because I'll be
done with work by then.

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If not, then maybe we
could find another time.

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I don't know, I definitely
want to see you again.

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- I mean, I would say
that's forward, but actually,

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after my last date,
it's honestly not.

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- I'm just going
after what I want.

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And I've never met
anyone like you before.

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You're different.

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- I definitely want
to see him again.

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I'm in love with him.

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- Come on, how old is that
"you're different" line?

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He's not impressive.

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- Maybe his pipe
game's impressive.

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We shouldn't judge.

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- I will let you know.

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- Okay, cool.

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No problem.

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- And I will text you.

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- Take care.

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* Take a piece
of my love, yeah! *

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[***]

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Both: * This and that way
make my hips sway. *

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* This and that way
make my hips sway *

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* this and that way... *

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* Ha, ha, ha, woo! *

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- Oh, I love that musical.

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You know, the book is actually
so different from the movie.

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- Yes, girl, you tell me
every time.

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- Sorry.

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- I'm so happy
we could do this, though.

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- I know.

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- I've been so burnt out lately,
so I really needed this.

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- Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I met someone.

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And it's actually
looking pretty good.

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- Hmm.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- When?

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You don't think it's kinda soon?

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- No, I met him this week.

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His name is Seth.

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He has a job.

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No sex yet, but maybe soon.

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- Oh, he's nice looking.

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- I mean, he's nice too.

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Yeah, we had
a good conversation.

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I feel like we had a connection.

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- Well, if he's nice to you,
I can't stop you,

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but I can judge you.

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- Okay, your turn.

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Pick a song.

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- * This and that way
make my hips sway. *

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* This and that way... *

248
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* Ha, ha, ha, ha! *

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[Incoming text message]

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[Dogs barking in distance]

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- Let's be real.
Seth is fine.

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- Fine.

253
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- But Alana made
some valid points.

254
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- Fuck it.
I'm gonna invite him over.

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- Knock, knock, bitches.

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- Oh, shit!

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- Aw.

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Now I know y'all didn't
forget about my visit this week.

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By the way, you're gonna
want to change these sheets.

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* He said, twerk some
for a real one. *

261
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,971
* He wanna see that booty
jiggle and then some. *

262
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* It's the weekend, so you
know we got plenty time, *

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00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,909
* put on a show, yeah,
baby girl, get in line. *

264
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,746
* It's best to say so you
know we gotta have that, *

265
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,848
* yeah, shorty,
where your mans at? *

266
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,349
* You got them dollars
so you know *

267
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,717
* it's time to throw it back, *

268
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:18,651
* he say he got them dollars *

269
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,754
* so it's time
to throw it back. *

270
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,789
* Weave poppin'
on a handstand, *

271
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,458
* don't get no aid,
I don't need no hands. *

272
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,993
* I got the fellas
in the grandstand, *

273
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,461
* no boy bands, *

274
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,431
* so baby girl,
you only got one chance. *

275
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:38,872
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