1 00:00:00,973 --> 00:00:02,679 Lana: But it's Saturday. 2 00:00:02,764 --> 00:00:04,250 Fabian: [Gasps] It is? 3 00:00:04,335 --> 00:00:06,134 Then I'll ask all the terrorists 4 00:00:06,219 --> 00:00:07,875 who threaten to destroy our world 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:08,968 to take the day off. 6 00:00:09,053 --> 00:00:12,328 I just mean I had plans to spend the day with AJ. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,545 Fabian: And AJ is? 8 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:16,603 My daughter. Fabian: Ah, children. 9 00:00:16,688 --> 00:00:18,604 The time goes so fast, 10 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:20,710 but we're all making sacrifices. 11 00:00:20,796 --> 00:00:22,574 [Glass clinking] Excuse me, waiter? 12 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:24,234 More champagne in the next one. 13 00:00:24,319 --> 00:00:28,195 Uh, yeah, remind me. What's your sacrifice? 14 00:00:28,632 --> 00:00:31,046 Calling you on a Saturday. 15 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,273 It's a simple pickup. An hour Max. 16 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:36,116 - Especially with... - No, no, no. 17 00:00:36,201 --> 00:00:37,242 Please don't say it. 18 00:00:37,327 --> 00:00:39,110 Fabian: Agent Archer as backup. 19 00:00:39,263 --> 00:00:41,313 Archer on a Saturday? 20 00:00:41,398 --> 00:00:43,497 As in the day after Friday night? 21 00:00:43,582 --> 00:00:44,765 Fabian: I don't see the problem. 22 00:00:44,849 --> 00:00:47,898 [Chuckles] Obviously. Have you talked to him yet? 23 00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:48,949 No, actually. 24 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:51,141 He hasn't picked up the phone for some reason. 25 00:00:51,226 --> 00:00:54,093 Oh, yeah, "for some reason." 26 00:00:54,178 --> 00:00:55,227 [Cool jazz music] 27 00:00:55,642 --> 00:00:57,425 [Phone buzzes] 28 00:00:57,511 --> 00:01:03,565 [♪♪] 29 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:06,704 [clears throat] Hey, Archer. 30 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:07,946 No. 31 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:11,607 Main title theme... 32 00:01:12,052 --> 00:01:19,007 [♪♪] 33 00:01:40,181 --> 00:01:42,181 *ARCHER (2009)* Season 12 Episode 03 34 00:01:42,265 --> 00:01:44,265 Episode Title: "Saturday" Aired on: September 07, 2022. 35 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:47,106 ---:: Ads begin ::--- Duration: 2 min 15 s. 36 00:01:59,925 --> 00:02:00,925 Enjoy! 37 00:02:01,291 --> 00:02:02,325 Oooo, tostitos. 38 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:03,459 Can you grab the baby gifts? 39 00:02:03,543 --> 00:02:04,377 Yeah. 40 00:02:04,461 --> 00:02:05,161 Walk to mommy. 41 00:02:05,245 --> 00:02:06,746 (celebrating) 42 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:07,797 What did I miss? 43 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:09,082 She took her first steps! 44 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,333 Can she do it again? 45 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:11,450 Her first steps?? 46 00:02:11,534 --> 00:02:12,917 For me??? 47 00:02:13,024 --> 00:02:13,993 I missed it? 48 00:02:14,078 --> 00:02:15,868 I stepped away from the bowl for two seconds. 49 00:02:15,953 --> 00:02:17,123 I was supposed to read a poem. 50 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:18,141 We're good. 51 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,625 Ok, I'm telling you, it's her sister. 52 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:21,149 And you call yourself my sister. 53 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:24,001 There it is. 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Archer: It really was. 75 00:04:11,755 --> 00:04:13,621 Second of all, hurry up. 76 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:15,623 I had a whole special day planned with AJ. 77 00:04:15,725 --> 00:04:17,625 Coney island, a fancy tea place. 78 00:04:17,727 --> 00:04:20,461 Archer: Moist yet first skin doesn't just happen, Lana. 79 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,763 I'm on step two of ten. 80 00:04:21,848 --> 00:04:23,665 Hey, do you see a pumice stone out there? 81 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:26,317 Fabian wants us to pick up a negotiation specialist. 82 00:04:26,436 --> 00:04:27,485 Codename: The broker. 83 00:04:27,604 --> 00:04:28,688 He's worked with all the mAJor players; 84 00:04:28,772 --> 00:04:31,356 Mafia, yakuza, dictators, dirty cops. 85 00:04:31,441 --> 00:04:32,574 [Gasps] Cops! 86 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,526 There was something with police last night. 87 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:35,693 [Rock music] 88 00:04:35,779 --> 00:04:39,164 Whoo-hoo! Police horse! [siren wailing] 89 00:04:39,282 --> 00:04:41,499 [Horse whinnies] 90 00:04:42,169 --> 00:04:44,485 Yeah, there's no way that happened. 91 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,872 Archer: Then explain these Lance callouses. 92 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:49,541 Anyway, the broker's a longtime go-between 93 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:51,492 for criminal groups, which means he has intel 94 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,879 on all of them. But now he's retiring, 95 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:55,680 so they all want to torture him for info and then kill him, 96 00:04:55,799 --> 00:04:58,499 which means your shower routine could cost a man his life 97 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,912 and me my day with AJ. 98 00:05:00,997 --> 00:05:01,833 Hello? 99 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:04,108 Archer: [muffled] Sorry, step five is a face wash. 100 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:06,130 Let's skip to step ten. [toilet flushes] 101 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:08,748 [Archer yells] 102 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,386 It's not a big deal, Robert. 103 00:05:10,471 --> 00:05:12,748 Just take AJ to the office instead of my place. 104 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,271 Robert: It's not about the physical distance, Lana. 105 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:18,107 It's the emotional distance from you working 106 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,489 instead of spending time with AJ. 107 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:20,574 I'm not working. 108 00:05:20,707 --> 00:05:23,357 I just wanna show AJ where mommy works. 109 00:05:23,442 --> 00:05:24,795 Depressing even if true. 110 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:26,502 - Shut up. - Robert: Is that Archer? 111 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,248 - No, it's... - Hey, Robert. 112 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,384 Robert: I wanna remind you, 113 00:05:29,469 --> 00:05:30,750 these are formative years for AJ. 114 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,634 One day you'll look back and wish... 115 00:05:32,719 --> 00:05:34,535 That you didn't tell me how to parent? 116 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:35,637 I agree. [phone beeps] 117 00:05:35,722 --> 00:05:37,589 So since you are working... 118 00:05:37,674 --> 00:05:39,424 Love the lying to Robert, by the way... 119 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:41,259 Who exactly is taking care of AJ? 120 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:42,260 Seriously? 121 00:05:42,345 --> 00:05:43,920 Lana: Yeah, Pam, I'm really sorry. I... 122 00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:45,713 No, I mean, this is amazing. 123 00:05:45,815 --> 00:05:48,566 Aunt Pam is gonna plan so many great activities. 124 00:05:48,685 --> 00:05:51,686 Not to go all Ms. Frizzle, but I might steal a bus. 125 00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:54,439 Lana: Just be at the office in 15 minutes, okay? 126 00:05:54,524 --> 00:05:55,958 And one other thing... 127 00:05:56,693 --> 00:05:58,910 - Hello, Pam. Where is... - Lana's upstairs. 128 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:01,746 She just sent me down to get AJ to bring her upstairs 129 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:04,616 to Lana, who we've established is upstairs. 130 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:07,234 And she can't come down because... 131 00:06:07,337 --> 00:06:08,453 She... 132 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:09,787 - Got her period. - Oh. 133 00:06:09,873 --> 00:06:11,706 That's a few days early for her, 134 00:06:11,791 --> 00:06:13,708 so I guess she would be unprepared. 135 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:15,843 AJ, you ready to come along with aunt Pammy? 136 00:06:15,929 --> 00:06:17,679 No, I don't want to call you that. 137 00:06:17,764 --> 00:06:19,514 We've been working on boundaries. 138 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:20,682 Oh, that's okay. 139 00:06:20,784 --> 00:06:23,301 I'll just have to earn it 140 00:06:23,386 --> 00:06:25,386 with activities! 141 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,421 Activities with Lana? 142 00:06:27,524 --> 00:06:28,523 Sure. 143 00:06:28,608 --> 00:06:29,859 Lana: All right, there's the broker. 144 00:06:29,943 --> 00:06:32,644 But fabian says he's paranoid, so don't spook him or... 145 00:06:32,729 --> 00:06:34,729 Hey, broker! Broker, over here. 146 00:06:34,814 --> 00:06:36,731 [Sighs] Damn it, Archer. 147 00:06:36,816 --> 00:06:38,900 I'm too hungover for subterfuge, Lana. 148 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:41,703 Uh, are you broker, or possibly "the broker"? 149 00:06:41,788 --> 00:06:43,571 Depends on who's asking. 150 00:06:43,657 --> 00:06:44,772 Vagueness, that's fun. 151 00:06:44,874 --> 00:06:46,941 Hi. Look, we're here on orders from fabian. 152 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:50,712 Orders? Someone has the two of you working on a Saturday? 153 00:06:50,797 --> 00:06:53,581 - How awful! - Ugh, do not get me started. 154 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,884 I had a whole day planned with my daughter. 155 00:06:54,968 --> 00:06:56,751 And I planned last night around a day 156 00:06:56,836 --> 00:06:59,587 that would let me lay passed out near, but not in, 157 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:00,923 - a pool of vomit. - Oh, how dreadful! 158 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:03,457 My sympathies to the both of you. 159 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,726 Oh, it's okay. I just... 160 00:07:04,811 --> 00:07:06,561 Wait, how did we get on this? 161 00:07:06,646 --> 00:07:07,763 Fabian wants us to take you in. 162 00:07:07,847 --> 00:07:10,315 Oh, fabian sent you. 163 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,649 Oh, my apologies. 164 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:12,900 You see, as a negotiator, 165 00:07:12,986 --> 00:07:14,802 I often get people to talk about themselves 166 00:07:14,904 --> 00:07:16,904 as a distraction if I need an easy escape. 167 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:18,973 I call it "instant intimacy." [chuckles] 168 00:07:19,075 --> 00:07:22,476 Wait, so you weren't actually sympathizing with me? 169 00:07:22,579 --> 00:07:23,613 Oh, no, with you, it was real. 170 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:25,530 But there are a lot of people after me. 171 00:07:25,615 --> 00:07:26,698 Can't be too careful. 172 00:07:26,783 --> 00:07:29,701 Speaking of, fabian and I had a code word. 173 00:07:29,786 --> 00:07:32,620 Code word? Uh, one moment. 174 00:07:32,706 --> 00:07:34,839 [Phone buzzing] 175 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,674 - [light music playing] - ooh. 176 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:39,544 [Phone buzzing] 177 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:41,512 Might be hard to get that info. 178 00:07:41,631 --> 00:07:42,680 I have code phrase. 179 00:07:42,799 --> 00:07:44,665 "This was a one-hour job, and I have a gun." 180 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,668 Archer! But, yeah, sorry. We are in a rush. 181 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,837 - Do you have kids? - Ah, flash bang! 182 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:51,689 [Lana and Archer groaning] Lana: Damn it. 183 00:07:51,808 --> 00:07:53,891 - He got away. - [coughs] Like I give a shit. 184 00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:57,528 - What's my one rule? - [sighs] No more flash bangs. 185 00:07:57,647 --> 00:07:58,896 No more flash bangs. 186 00:07:58,982 --> 00:08:00,848 My otolaryngologist already said 187 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,683 I'll be lucky if I'm not deaf by 50. 188 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,685 There! He's going for the platform. 189 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:07,538 [Exciting music] 190 00:08:07,657 --> 00:08:08,790 Biker: What the hell? 191 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,575 Hey, pal, I'm the one who should be mad. 192 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:11,692 This is a shit bike. 193 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:14,361 [Engine rumbling] 194 00:08:14,464 --> 00:08:20,868 [♪♪] 195 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:24,672 Jesus, shouldn't these be motorcycle accessible by now? 196 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:29,560 [♪♪] 197 00:08:29,679 --> 00:08:31,262 [both yelling] 198 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:33,931 Damn it. Hey! 199 00:08:34,017 --> 00:08:35,900 Has anyone seen a mischievous little man? 200 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:38,736 Yay high? Strange air of sophistication? 201 00:08:38,855 --> 00:08:40,571 [Lana clears throat] Lana? How did you... 202 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:41,741 I got on the train, Archer. 203 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,775 The "being good at your job" option. 204 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:45,726 Ooh, that one's fun. 205 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,495 It teaches you animals in English 206 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,063 and en español. 207 00:08:49,165 --> 00:08:52,834 Uh, they used puerco for pig, but cerdo is more common. 208 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:54,869 Cool! This one's a coloring book. 209 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:57,404 Pam, when is my mom getting here? 210 00:08:57,507 --> 00:08:58,405 [Elevator dings] 211 00:08:58,508 --> 00:08:59,590 Pam? AJ? 212 00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:00,908 Cyril? Why are you here? 213 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:02,927 Oh, just burning the midnight oil, 214 00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:06,013 but midday. That midday oil. 215 00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:09,467 And why are you dressed so casually? 216 00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:10,885 Fine, Pam, you got me. 217 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,887 Sometimes I come in on weekends to be at work 218 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:14,772 but feel like I can goof off. 219 00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:15,857 Well, why don't you just... 220 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:16,976 The thought of goofing off 221 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,610 during real work hours terrifies me. 222 00:09:19,729 --> 00:09:20,778 [Chuckles] Lame. 223 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:22,814 Um, I wanna do something else. 224 00:09:22,899 --> 00:09:24,949 Like play with a pretty Dolly maybe? 225 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:27,768 - Ha! Hyah! - Ah! [Groans] 226 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,954 [Chuckles] Fyi, she's working on boundaries. 227 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,039 [Weakly] That's a good boundary. 228 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:35,827 And it gives me an idea. Activities! 229 00:09:35,912 --> 00:09:37,662 Well, the thing you have to understand 230 00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:39,046 is I'm an amateur marathoner, 231 00:09:39,132 --> 00:09:40,948 so it's easy for me to outrun people. 232 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,834 Maybe average people, not me. 233 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,003 Says the guy I just outran. 234 00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:46,787 Ha! Getting on a train doesn't count. 235 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,789 Enough. I'm sorry we chased you, 236 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,007 but we do work for fabian. 237 00:09:50,093 --> 00:09:51,976 He's just hard to reach on a Saturday. 238 00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:53,961 - Must be nice. - Well, I'm still alive, 239 00:09:54,063 --> 00:09:55,980 so I'm inclined to believe you. 240 00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:58,182 But let me ask, as agents for fabian, 241 00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:02,436 do you think he's being honest about his intent to help me? 242 00:10:03,656 --> 00:10:04,822 Aha! You don't trust him. 243 00:10:04,941 --> 00:10:06,774 - It's not... - Not at all. 0%. 244 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,027 - Well, time to run again. - Wait. 245 00:10:08,111 --> 00:10:10,811 There are people out there who actually want to kill you, 246 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:11,947 and they could be anywhere. 247 00:10:12,031 --> 00:10:14,866 Freeze! The broker's coming with us. 248 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:16,701 No! He comes with us. 249 00:10:16,786 --> 00:10:18,836 [Tense music] 250 00:10:18,955 --> 00:10:21,856 Does no one take the weekend off? 251 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,910 Okay, clearly a lot happening. 252 00:10:24,994 --> 00:10:26,145 Can we just do a quick roll call? 253 00:10:26,229 --> 00:10:28,546 - Nyet. - Copy that, Russian mafia. 254 00:10:28,631 --> 00:10:29,847 Well, god damn it, Dmitri. 255 00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:32,683 - Eh, can we get a move on here? - Oh, and classic mafia. 256 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:33,768 Thanks, everyone. 257 00:10:33,853 --> 00:10:36,721 Looks like we have Mexican standoff. 258 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,940 Easy, we don't use that term anymore. 259 00:10:39,025 --> 00:10:40,908 Plus, none of us want to kill each other, 260 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:44,862 so it's more of a multicultural awkward dinner party. 261 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,532 Can you not antagonize the mobsters? 262 00:10:47,617 --> 00:10:48,866 Big hand friend is smart. 263 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:52,705 Now, give us broker and no one gets hurt. 264 00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:54,722 Except broker, obviously. 265 00:10:54,824 --> 00:10:55,908 Hey, new idea. 266 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:58,125 I keep the broker, and everyone else gets hurt 267 00:10:58,211 --> 00:11:01,495 because he's under the protection of sterling Archer. 268 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,666 The world greatest spy. 269 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,552 I work for the agency. 270 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,720 Should that mean something? 271 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:10,973 - [Gun cocks] - Gentlemen, gentlemen! 272 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:13,808 Might I suggest an alternative where no one gets hurt, 273 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:15,142 especially me? I mean, I get it. 274 00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:18,646 No one wants their secrets out. I'd want me dead too. 275 00:11:18,731 --> 00:11:20,598 Right, oh, it's nothing personal. 276 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,066 For sure. You are okay guy. 277 00:11:22,185 --> 00:11:25,903 Look, comrade, I get it. I mean, I've got secrets too. 278 00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,739 Gosh, if people knew that my grand-meemaw 279 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,724 still makes dinner for me every Sunday... 280 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,860 Oh, my babushka does too. 281 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:34,228 Come on, so does my nonna. 282 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,915 Every Sunday night, she makes a parmigiana could blow the... 283 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:40,785 Oh, damn it. He did it again. 284 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:42,736 Hey, did you know he runs marathons? 285 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:43,923 He must bring that up a lot. 286 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,841 - Ah, a lot. - Everyone, stop. 287 00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:49,760 - We want the broker. - Ha, get in line, buddy. 288 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,963 Hiros hi! Oh, we haven't seen the yakuza 289 00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:54,098 since the Seattle negotiation. 290 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:56,050 And now we have to outrun a marathoner 291 00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:58,085 and three criminal organizations 292 00:11:58,187 --> 00:12:01,022 - on a Saturday, Lana! - No, we don't. 293 00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,090 I put a tracker on the broker while we had him. 294 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:06,927 [Sighs] Because we always lose them. 295 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,946 Ready, AJ? I'm not gonna go easy on you 296 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:11,065 just because you're a... ah! 297 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:14,652 - Whew. Let's go again. - Damn, AJ. 298 00:12:14,737 --> 00:12:15,820 Where'd you learn to fight? 299 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:17,072 My mom signed me up for judo classes 300 00:12:17,156 --> 00:12:19,507 to help my self-confidence. Hyah! 301 00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:20,741 Ah! 302 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,628 You know, there's such a thing as too much confidence. 303 00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:24,612 Now remember, AJ, 304 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,131 your opponent won't always fight clean, 305 00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:28,816 so it's good to mix in some dirty boxing. 306 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,918 Eyes, throat, groin. 307 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,754 Or standard boxing, hold the dirt. 308 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,006 - AJ: Yah! - Ooh! [Whimpers] 309 00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:36,841 Damn. [phone rings] 310 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:38,010 Iana: Hey, Pam, we're still on mission, 311 00:12:38,094 --> 00:12:40,011 but we should be done soon. How's AJ? 312 00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:41,979 Great. She's playing with cyril. 313 00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:44,148 No, no, no, no, no! [groans] 314 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,067 [Chuckles] Toying with him anyway. 315 00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:48,187 Can you tell her I'll only be gone a little bit longer? 316 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:50,304 Plus her next few birthdays and most holidays. 317 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:52,823 Pam: Uh, you want me to say that second part? 318 00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:55,109 No. Cyril: Ah! 319 00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:56,911 Hmm. Too easy. [phone beeps] 320 00:12:56,996 --> 00:12:58,713 Can we do something else? 321 00:12:58,815 --> 00:12:59,780 [Ominous music] 322 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,982 I'm not sure Krieger's lab is the best place 323 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,784 - for a child. - Preteen. 324 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,920 And why are you still in pads? 325 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:08,155 That last throw... Which I let you do... 326 00:13:08,257 --> 00:13:10,991 - Jammed the zipper. - It'll be fine. 327 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,678 Just don't touch anything or listen to anything 328 00:13:13,796 --> 00:13:14,836 that tells you to free it. 329 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,048 [Door buzzes] Dang it, locked. 330 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:19,183 Probably for the best. Now who wants... 331 00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:21,936 My mom always keeps an extra Bobby pin in her hair, 332 00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:23,104 so I do too. 333 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:25,856 Is it normal to be intimidated by a child? 334 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:27,725 For you? Absolutely. 335 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,026 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 336 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:30,229 The tracker says he's in there. 337 00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:32,980 So now I'm at coney island without my daughter. 338 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,149 Yeah, it's not a good look for you. 339 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:37,017 - [Gasps] Oh, my god! - You see him? 340 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,037 - Oh, I see him. - We are mid-mission! 341 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:42,656 Archer: And mid-Saturday! 342 00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:43,574 [Ominous music] 343 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:46,026 Wow! Is that a raman spectrometer? 344 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,028 Maybe. How do you know that? 345 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,298 Mom sent me to science camp. 346 00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:51,165 It was right after musical theater camp. 347 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,917 We did a production of "stomp!" 348 00:13:53,002 --> 00:13:54,303 Aunt Pammy would love to see that! 349 00:13:54,387 --> 00:13:57,922 Not calling you that, and I don't perform on command. 350 00:13:58,007 --> 00:14:00,841 - Great boundaries! - Whoa. 351 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,093 A sensory deprivation tank? 352 00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:04,711 But why does it have so many wires? 353 00:14:04,814 --> 00:14:05,846 AJ, no! 354 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,850 - Cyril: Ah! It's opening! - Kill whatever comes out. 355 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,233 [Gasps] What day is it? 356 00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:12,853 - It's... Saturday. - What year? 357 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,888 The same one. 358 00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:17,891 You are unbelievable. 359 00:14:17,994 --> 00:14:19,944 I know, winning poinkers on my first try? 360 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,163 You know how impressive that is? 361 00:14:21,247 --> 00:14:23,063 They glue those bottles down, Lana. 362 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,732 I'll be impressed if you help me find the broker 363 00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:26,834 and get back to AJ. 364 00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:28,285 I actually got this for AJ. 365 00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:32,006 I know what it's like to have a mother who's neglectful... 366 00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,924 [fabric tearing] 367 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,176 And withholding. 368 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,911 Wait, there he is. Archer: Ugh, can we not? 369 00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:40,081 [Exciting music] 370 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,899 - [Archer grunts] - Ah! 371 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:44,017 [Winces] Ah! 372 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,270 Honestly, I'm glad it's you two. 373 00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:48,055 - You seem like my best option. - Of all bad options. 374 00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:49,940 But fabian's better than the criminals 375 00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:51,193 - who want to kill you. - Eh, tough call. 376 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,093 Stop making this take longer! 377 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,945 I've already lost half the day with AJ. 378 00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:56,814 Half the day of one weekend. 379 00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,232 It's not one weekend. 380 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,117 There's always some mission or emergency 381 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,713 or moron who won't take our help... 382 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:05,122 No offense... I just feel like I'm blowing it as a mother. 383 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:06,821 - I know how you feel. - You have kids? 384 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,860 Oh, god, no. Had an absent mother. 385 00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:10,895 It drove me to a life of crime. 386 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,930 Please? Please, Pam? 387 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,049 Okay, just this once. 388 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,915 This feels like really bad babysitting. 389 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,237 - We're not giving her a gun. - It's okay. 390 00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:20,782 Grandma gave me shooting lessons 391 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,189 every year for my birthday, 392 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,258 except when I was in Europe because she said, 393 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,127 "they traded the right to bear arms 394 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,548 for having limp fries." 395 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:30,467 Fine, but no automatic weapons. 396 00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:31,983 [Epic music] 397 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:34,462 [Growling, hissing] 398 00:15:34,547 --> 00:15:35,662 Nobody move. 399 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:38,752 - [Snarling] - Aw, hi there, kitty. 400 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,075 - AJ, you shouldn't... - Rah! 401 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,244 That's what you sound like. 402 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:46,030 Aw, look how ferocious you are. [babou purring] 403 00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:47,998 A ferocious little predator. 404 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,150 What in the damn zookeeper hell? 405 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,086 [Gasps] Language, Pam. 406 00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,121 - What are you doing here? - It's Saturday. 407 00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,990 Babou likes to use weekends to Mark new territory. 408 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,377 So that means the shooting range 409 00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,377 - is now covered in ocelot urine? - Yeah! 410 00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:02,996 Let's say it's just the shooting range. 411 00:16:03,099 --> 00:16:04,798 [Gunfire] 412 00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:08,185 That's... Alarmingly good grouping. 413 00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:10,888 Holy crap! Who are you, even? 414 00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:12,106 It's just a hobby. 415 00:16:12,191 --> 00:16:13,974 Seriously, who is this kid? 416 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,644 - [Alarm blaring] - Hmm, that's weird. 417 00:16:18,231 --> 00:16:19,281 Lana: How does it not worry you? 418 00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:21,232 Most things don't worry me, and I don't know 419 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:23,284 what you're talking about, so those two reasons. 420 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:26,153 I mean the idea that we're ruining AJ. 421 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,239 Lana, a million things will ruin AJ. 422 00:16:28,324 --> 00:16:31,208 Us, weird friends, a bad week at summer camp. 423 00:16:31,327 --> 00:16:34,027 Wait, that's your answer? "she's already ruined"? 424 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,212 I loved my summer camp. 425 00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,882 I keep my jogging shoes in the basket I made. 426 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,300 We get it, you run! 427 00:16:39,385 --> 00:16:41,218 We're all messed up by something, Lana. 428 00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,337 There's murderers with great parents. 429 00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:46,056 All you can do is what you're already doing. 430 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,342 Try your best and hope you get lucky. 431 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:51,729 That... actually helps a little. 432 00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:52,897 Thanks. 433 00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,516 Hey, Pam, we've got the broker. Everything's fine. 434 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,883 We'll be back at the office in ten minutes. 435 00:16:56,986 --> 00:16:57,735 Pam: Cool. 436 00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:00,020 Uh, might want to make it sooner. 437 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,072 Oh, boy. 438 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,844 Why would all these criminal organizations 439 00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:06,960 go to our office? 440 00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,962 Maybe because an idiot told them who he was 441 00:17:09,065 --> 00:17:09,980 and where he worked. 442 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,183 I mean, that's one option. 443 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,317 To be clear, we're driving toward a building 444 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:15,969 full of people who want to torture and kill me? 445 00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:17,189 - Correct? - I don't wanna put plans 446 00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:19,023 in their mouths, but probably. 447 00:17:19,108 --> 00:17:20,991 Ah. Then I'll be getting out now. 448 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,943 You didn't check him for weapons? 449 00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:24,178 It's Saturday! 450 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,863 You can just pull over anywhere. 451 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:27,031 Oh, shoot me. 452 00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:29,250 I am saving my daughter, you jackhole. 453 00:17:29,335 --> 00:17:31,285 No sense dying for her daughter. 454 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,254 Uh, technically she's my daughter too. 455 00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,172 You two have a child together? 456 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,371 Yes, but not through sex. 457 00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:38,992 This woman took my sperm to have a baby. 458 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:41,428 - Lana: Oh, my god. - Go on. 459 00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:43,130 Yeah, and then she never told me. 460 00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:44,383 I told you when I was ready. 461 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,500 After AJ was born during a coup. 462 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:49,186 Not that you cared, because you abandoned her. 463 00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,221 So you faked a kidnapping to make me care? 464 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,057 Only the first kidnapping. 465 00:17:53,142 --> 00:17:54,341 The other one was real. 466 00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,310 Anyway, she's back from Switzerland, 467 00:17:56,395 --> 00:17:57,479 she barely knows me as a father, 468 00:17:57,563 --> 00:18:00,197 and her mother is going through a divorce. 469 00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:03,200 You know what? We gotta save this kid. 470 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:05,119 [Engine roars] 471 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,236 I is ten up, people. 472 00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:08,205 Until Archer and Lana get back, 473 00:18:08,324 --> 00:18:10,357 as the babysitter, I'm in charge. 474 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:13,193 - Yeah, of the kid. - You wanna try me? 475 00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:15,195 Not yet, but keep yelling! 476 00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:17,131 You three, load up in the armory 477 00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:19,032 then run and gun these mofos. 478 00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,385 - AJ, "mofos" means... - I know. 479 00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:24,888 I'll find AJ a place to hide until it's over. 480 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,807 Over meaning we win? 481 00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,041 Sure. 482 00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:29,209 [Intense music] 483 00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:30,877 [Guns cocking] 484 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,146 [♪♪] 485 00:18:32,231 --> 00:18:35,099 Ah, not this again. Oh, well. 486 00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:37,184 [Guns cocking] 487 00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:38,319 Wait, wait, wait. 488 00:18:38,404 --> 00:18:41,021 We all want same thing, yes? 489 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,323 The broker dead and bloody. 490 00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:46,076 Then maybe we work together, comrades. 491 00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:47,494 Oh, come on, look at us. 492 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:50,280 The broker connecting us one last time. 493 00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:52,232 This guy's the glue, you know? 494 00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:55,219 God bless that soon-to-be dead man. 495 00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:57,171 [Elevator dinging] 496 00:18:57,256 --> 00:18:58,373 Can't you rig up an explosive 497 00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,207 that will take them out all at once? 498 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:02,343 Hey, no backseat bomb building. 499 00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:04,463 Yeah, we didn't tell you how to make your terrible ties. 500 00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:06,213 Wait, you think I make my ties... 501 00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:08,215 [elevator dings, gunfire] 502 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,781 Ah! 503 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:14,921 AJ, I need you to hide in the lab. 504 00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:16,106 But I can help. 505 00:19:16,225 --> 00:19:17,424 I swear, I'm ready. 506 00:19:17,509 --> 00:19:20,260 I know you are, honey, but you shouldn't have to be, 507 00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:21,478 so Pam's got this one, 508 00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:24,365 whether you call her aunt Pammy or not. 509 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,316 [Cracking knuckles] All right, fellas! 510 00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:30,237 Don't tell mom the babysitter's about to kick your ass! 511 00:19:30,322 --> 00:19:33,824 [All grunting] 512 00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:34,775 [Gunfire] 513 00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,460 Ah! Taking a lot of bullets here. 514 00:19:36,579 --> 00:19:38,445 Do you want me to rush this bomb? 515 00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:41,248 No, but I don't love being shot. 516 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,549 And I don't love criticism. 517 00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:45,118 Wait, wait, wait, you didn't isolate the blast radius. 518 00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:46,920 It'll take us all out... 519 00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:50,391 [coughs] How are we not dead? 520 00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:52,476 I built it so all the murder went that way. 521 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:55,312 Are you our demolitions expert now? 522 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,265 It's more of a hobby/religion for me. 523 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,184 Come out, little girl. 524 00:20:00,269 --> 00:20:02,269 Ivan will not hurt you. 525 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:05,239 Ivan will just trade you for broker... 526 00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:07,408 And give puppy. 527 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,993 You like puppy, huh? 528 00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:12,996 [Babou growling, Ivan screaming] 529 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,000 This is for making me 530 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,485 come to the office 531 00:20:18,587 --> 00:20:20,487 on a Saturday! [both groaning] 532 00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:24,007 Sorry. Apologies. Jacob, always a pleasure. 533 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:26,343 Ah! 534 00:20:26,462 --> 00:20:27,994 [Gun clicks] 535 00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:29,797 [Gun clicks] 536 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:33,300 Tell me where my daughter is, 537 00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:35,303 or I will rip out your eyes, shove them up your ass 538 00:20:35,387 --> 00:20:37,354 so that you watch my fist punch down your throat. 539 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:40,006 I don't even know who you are. 540 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:41,191 - Ah! - Mommy! 541 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,610 - AJ! - Ah! 542 00:20:43,696 --> 00:20:46,480 Sweetie, what did we say about gunfights? 543 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:49,983 - Serpentine! - Oh, how adorably competent. 544 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:52,453 Right, drop your guns. Do it! 545 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:55,322 - Bombs too? - Cheryl. 546 00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:57,291 All right, let's all be cool. 547 00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:59,192 Said the man holding my child 548 00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:00,494 - as human shield. - Preteen. 549 00:21:00,579 --> 00:21:02,629 This is a babysitter's worst nightmare. 550 00:21:02,715 --> 00:21:04,698 Yeah, you're definitely not getting a tip. 551 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,334 No, no, no, no, no, let's all settle down. 552 00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:09,503 Big Tony, this isn't like you. 553 00:21:09,588 --> 00:21:11,421 I know, it's just, this didn't go down 554 00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,140 like I thought it would, all right? 555 00:21:13,225 --> 00:21:14,541 So more problems with Angie? 556 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:18,228 She wants a big wedding, and all the guests are her friends, 557 00:21:18,347 --> 00:21:19,847 so... [phone rings] 558 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:22,517 Damn it! [shoes tapping rhythmically] 559 00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:26,219 - Is that an Irish jig? - Dance camp. 560 00:21:26,322 --> 00:21:27,321 Wh... 561 00:21:27,406 --> 00:21:28,555 Damn it, if they kill him, 562 00:21:28,657 --> 00:21:30,407 we wasted a whole Saturday for nothing. 563 00:21:30,526 --> 00:21:33,410 AJ, honey, I'm so sorry, but... 564 00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:35,412 Go. I'll stay with aunt Pammy. 565 00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:39,333 Sh-she called me aunt Pammy. I earned it! 566 00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:40,419 - [Elevator dings] - He went this way. 567 00:21:40,503 --> 00:21:41,620 I'll get my car and meet you outside. 568 00:21:41,704 --> 00:21:44,454 I'm pretty sure I left it in the garage last night. 569 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:47,257 Hmm, but not totally sure. 570 00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:50,427 [Horse whinnies] Sergeant strawberry! 571 00:21:50,546 --> 00:21:52,129 - [Horse whinnies] - Is that a... oh! 572 00:21:52,214 --> 00:21:55,048 Yes, Lana, it's a Lance! 573 00:21:56,519 --> 00:21:57,601 Lana: That's them up there. 574 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,803 Ugh, could you ride a little smoother? 575 00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:03,857 Sure, Lana, let me shift sergeant strawberry's gears. 576 00:22:06,395 --> 00:22:07,861 [Glass shatters, metal crunches] 577 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,265 Ugh. 578 00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:14,034 Here, take the reins. 579 00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:17,322 - [Archer yelling] - I'm only saying, Dimitri... 580 00:22:17,406 --> 00:22:18,655 [Archer laughing] 581 00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:22,376 Was that like 20 feet? That's gotta be a record. 582 00:22:22,461 --> 00:22:23,462 I don't know, felt closer to ten. 583 00:22:23,546 --> 00:22:24,578 Hey, you have running. 584 00:22:24,663 --> 00:22:27,113 Let me at least have this. 585 00:22:27,216 --> 00:22:28,216 [Elevator dings] 586 00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:33,387 Broker, I'm thrilled to see you alive. 587 00:22:33,472 --> 00:22:34,673 It's one of my favorite things to be, 588 00:22:34,757 --> 00:22:37,507 second only to wine tasting at your vineyard, of course. 589 00:22:37,593 --> 00:22:38,725 - How's the harvest? - Ah. 590 00:22:38,811 --> 00:22:41,395 If the mildew doesn't get my sauvignons, 591 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,629 the beetles will. 592 00:22:42,731 --> 00:22:45,182 Then we must hurry to get those grapes in a glass. 593 00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:47,317 [Chuckles] 594 00:22:47,436 --> 00:22:48,635 Oh, how I've missed you. 595 00:22:48,737 --> 00:22:51,438 - [Chuckles] - Okay, what's your trick? 596 00:22:51,523 --> 00:22:52,607 And does it work on daughters? 597 00:22:52,691 --> 00:22:54,524 Instant intimacy? Well, the trick is, 598 00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:55,642 there is no trick. 599 00:22:55,744 --> 00:22:58,478 I connect because I genuinely care. 600 00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:01,448 Like how you both care about your daughter. 601 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,650 See, Lana? The criminal negotiator 602 00:23:03,752 --> 00:23:05,754 - thinks we're good parents. - Mm, not what he said. 603 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:07,704 - Wait, where's AJ? - She's fine. 604 00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,539 She wanted to wait in grandma's office. 605 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:12,509 [Cool music] 606 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:14,327 That had better be juice. 607 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:16,513 Mommy! 608 00:23:16,632 --> 00:23:17,714 AJ, I'm so sorry. 609 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,267 I wanted this to be your best Saturday ever. 610 00:23:20,352 --> 00:23:21,218 But it was. 611 00:23:21,303 --> 00:23:22,721 I saw your office and played with babou 612 00:23:22,805 --> 00:23:24,521 - and fired a gun and... - Pam! 613 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,673 What matters is we're all safe. 614 00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:29,726 The takeaway here is she called me aunt Pammy. 615 00:23:29,812 --> 00:23:32,696 And we all helped babysit, which deserves compensation. 616 00:23:32,815 --> 00:23:35,399 - You're a multimillionaire. - But I'm not a chump. 617 00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:36,683 Amen, sister! 618 00:23:36,785 --> 00:23:40,070 - Can we watch cartoons now? - I would love that. 619 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:44,541 Oh, god, yeah, it's juice. 620 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:46,627 Oh, my god, I still taste it. 621 00:23:46,712 --> 00:23:48,940 Someone get me some whiskey. 622 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:56,801 [♪♪] 623 00:24:08,684 --> 00:24:12,018 Made in Georgia.