1 00:00:05,034 --> 00:00:07,901 - that's him. That's dr. Shotwire. - I know. 2 00:00:07,901 --> 00:00:10,367 I studied nuclear physics under him. 3 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:13,367 And that's The scale model Of his moon craft. 4 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:17,101 you know how many countries are trying to develop just such a vehicle? 5 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:20,068 I can imagine. Whoever perfects it first 6 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:22,934 Will be able to explore The surface of the moon. 7 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:24,934 ( turns projector off ) 8 00:00:24,934 --> 00:00:28,400 Dr. Ratton, we want Dr. Shotwire. 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,101 "We"? Who's we? 10 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:33,467 - kaos. - of course. 11 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,901 And you'd be able to sell The plans for the moon craft To the highest bidder. 12 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:40,001 Exactly. That is why We've come to you-- 13 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:43,267 Probably the most Accomplished evil Genius in america. 14 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:45,267 In the world. 15 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:49,367 Tell me, why haven't You been able to just Kidnap shotwire? 16 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:51,467 - this is why. - ( turns projector on ) 17 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:55,600 - who is that man? - maxwell smart. 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,434 an agent from the control organization. 19 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,834 He has been Guarding dr. Shotwire Day and night. 20 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:04,701 You mean to say You can't get by That one man? 21 00:01:04,701 --> 00:01:08,034 somehow he has managed to foil us every time. 22 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:13,767 I'd like to have smart To myself for one hour. 23 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:17,600 I'd like to have him in My hands almost as much As I want dr. Shotwire. 24 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,600 ( turns projector off ) 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,634 You shall have them Both within 24 hours. 26 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,600 How? 27 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:31,500 - you heard what Mr. Natz has been saying? - yes, sir. 28 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,634 Can you deliver shotwire And smart here, alive? 29 00:01:34,634 --> 00:01:37,967 - yes, sir. - wait a minute. 30 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,434 You mean to tell me That this guy can succeed 31 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,967 Where a dozen Well-trained kaos Men have failed? 32 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:44,901 Watch. 33 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:48,300 ( grunts ) 34 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,801 What's that? 35 00:01:51,801 --> 00:01:54,300 It's a vicious 800-lb. Gorilla. 36 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,068 ( snaps fingers ) 37 00:01:58,101 --> 00:02:00,101 He'll tear him To shreds! 38 00:02:00,101 --> 00:02:02,168 Indeed he will, Mr. Natz. 39 00:02:05,967 --> 00:02:07,333 ( groans ) 40 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:28,001 You carry a weapon, Mr. Natz? 41 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,534 Only this. 42 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:36,834 ( clicks ) 43 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:46,634 Instant analysis, Please. 44 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,200 I was struck by three .45-caliber bullets, 45 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,434 Lead or composite, Weighing approximately 220 grains apiece, 46 00:02:52,434 --> 00:02:55,767 traveling at almost muzzle velocity of 800 feet per second. 47 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,901 Impact-- 456 foot-pounds Per square inch. 48 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,567 Who is he? 49 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:05,667 Not he, mr. Natz. It. 50 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:13,600 - a robot? - exactly. 51 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,600 My invention. 52 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,867 Strongest, Most intelligent 53 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:20,300 Machine in the world. 54 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,634 - how much? - $1 million. 55 00:03:24,801 --> 00:03:26,867 When he delivers Both men. 56 00:03:26,867 --> 00:03:28,834 ( snaps fingers ) 57 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:36,801 get shotwire and get smart. 58 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,701 ( theme music playing ) 59 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:02,200 Max, you're just going To have to be 60 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,667 More careful With dr. Shotwire. 61 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:07,233 Try and keep out of his way While you're guarding him. 62 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:09,867 He says you've Set back his work Six months. 63 00:05:09,867 --> 00:05:13,267 Six months? That's ridiculous! 64 00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:15,967 Three months, Four months, tops. 65 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,200 Who's with Dr. Shotwire now? 66 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,534 Agent 27. I relieve him in an hour. 67 00:05:22,534 --> 00:05:25,233 - well, the plans Have been changed. - they have? 68 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:27,600 Yes, here's what'll Happen now: 69 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,300 They're giving a party for Dr. Shotwire and I want You and 99 to attend. 70 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,834 Well, will there Be a contact man At the party, chief? 71 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,200 Yes, agent 44 has been Planted at the party 72 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,500 According to plan g.F.C. 73 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,101 Oh, and take agent 91 With you. 74 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:42,734 Agent 91? 75 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:45,134 I don't believe I know him. Is that a new number, chief? 76 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:47,667 He's a new recruit. This is his first assignment 77 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,701 So I want you to keep An eye on him. 78 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:52,767 He'll meet you at the garage Office at 8:00 tonight. 79 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:54,767 He'll use this password-- 80 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:57,434 "The blue sun melts The red snow." 81 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:59,400 Your countersign will be, 82 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,434 "And the purple water runs uphill." 83 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,134 Gotcha, chief. 84 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,834 max, I want you to use your watch phone tonight. 85 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:12,767 I don't want you Taking off your Shoe at the party. 86 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:14,867 - right, chief. Anything else? - yes. 87 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:17,233 Here's some information On the people who'll Be at the party. 88 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:19,534 Memorize it And destroy it Before you leave. 89 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,233 Anything wrong? 90 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:28,901 Well, chief, I think I'll need a little time To have this decoded. 91 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,134 He's now memorized All the pertinent Information 92 00:06:43,134 --> 00:06:46,034 About shotwire's Scientific career. 93 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:48,233 He has an I.Q. Of over 200. 94 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:51,101 Perfect. A genius killer. What do you call him? 95 00:06:51,101 --> 00:06:53,101 Hymie. 96 00:06:53,101 --> 00:06:55,101 Hymie? 97 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:57,901 I made him. I call him what I want. 98 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:01,734 - hymie? - my father's name Was hymie. 99 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:04,034 Okay, call him What you want. 100 00:07:04,034 --> 00:07:06,367 Wherever hymie may go We can observe 101 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:08,701 On a special tv camera He's equipped with. 102 00:07:08,701 --> 00:07:12,267 Aside from his Vast knowledge, He has the dexterity 103 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:15,001 To take apart and reassemble The entire wiring system 104 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,734 Of any missile In the world. 105 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:20,034 There's only one thing He isn't able to do. 106 00:07:20,034 --> 00:07:23,467 - what's that? - set up a lawn chair. 107 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:27,034 All I want him To do is to bring me Shotwire and smart. 108 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:31,101 But... I don't want shotwire Hurt in any way. 109 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:34,101 And I'll take care Of smart myself. 110 00:07:34,101 --> 00:07:36,901 - do you understand, hymie? - I understand. 111 00:07:36,901 --> 00:07:39,567 Okay. Take off. 112 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,567 No, hymie. 113 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:44,267 I don't mean That kind of Take off. 114 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:46,400 You have to be Very careful what You say to him. 115 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,801 He sometimes responds to The exact meaning of words. 116 00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:51,734 Leave, hymie. 117 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,233 We can follow His progress 118 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:58,200 On the viewing screen. 119 00:07:59,801 --> 00:08:03,434 He should be At the control garage At 10 minutes to 8:00. 120 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,367 The blue sun melts The red snow. 121 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,801 The blue sun melts The red snow. 122 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,233 You'd better come Up with the right Countersign, mac, 123 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:26,168 Or you're In trouble. 124 00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:33,801 ( bullets ricocheting ) 125 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:46,967 Detain him, hymie. 126 00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:51,434 Operator, quick! Get me special weapons! 127 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,367 ( grunts ) 128 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:11,467 The blue sun melts The red snow. 129 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,901 And the purple water Runs uphill. 130 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,200 - agent smart? - yes. You must be 91. 131 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,734 My name is hymie. 132 00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:22,300 - hymie? - my father's name Was hymie. 133 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,801 Oh. Uh, That's very nice. 134 00:09:24,801 --> 00:09:27,134 - hymie, this is 99. - how do you do? 135 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,467 - hello, hymie. - now, this is our plan. 136 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:32,434 We're to guard dr. Shotwire Against any and all dangers 137 00:09:32,434 --> 00:09:34,434 Without him realizing That we're doing it. 138 00:09:34,434 --> 00:09:37,168 - right. - hymie, I know that is Is your first assignment. 139 00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:39,168 You're probably A little nervous. Don't be. 140 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:42,068 Remember, experience Isn't everything. You've Also got to have heart. 141 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:44,001 ( clangs ) 142 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:48,967 Come on, let's go. 143 00:09:51,168 --> 00:09:54,134 - seems to be stuck. - yes. Hymie, give Me a hand. 144 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,867 Never mind, hymie. Come on. 145 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:06,867 ( soft music playing ) 146 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,867 ( people chatting ) 147 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:25,901 With all those guards We saw posted On the way up, 148 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:29,333 There isn't a chance In the world that a kaos Man can get in here. 149 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,168 That's dr. Shotwire Over there. 150 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,967 I want you to keep Him under surveillance, But don't go near him. 151 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:41,934 I think it's about time To give our side A little edge. 152 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,767 - 99? - yes? 153 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:45,967 I want you to make a check On all the women here 154 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:48,934 - and see if any of them Look or even act suspicious. - right, max. 155 00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:51,400 Hymie, disarm smart, 156 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,400 But don't Let him know it. 157 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,333 Destroy the gun. 158 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,467 Now, you just stay Here and keep your wits About you. 159 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,467 And don't worry About a thing. 160 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:07,467 Don't be nervous. I have complete Confidence in you. 161 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,168 I feel that I can put my life in your hands. 162 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:11,767 ( cracking ) 163 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,233 Is the wind Fair to java? 164 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,867 All clear. No storm on The horizon. 165 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:33,567 - I beg your pardon? - I said, there's no Storm on the horizon. 166 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,667 No, there isn't. As a matter of fact, 167 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,034 I didn't notice A cloud in the sky On the way over. 168 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:39,734 You know, if this Nice weather keeps up. 169 00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:42,233 I may just take a run Down to the beach tomorrow. 170 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,734 - what are you Talking about? - the beach. 171 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,901 You were telling me about The weather and I said I might Take a run down to the beach. 172 00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,233 I was giving you The countersign. 173 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,267 No, I was giving you The countersign. 174 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:55,168 Then I gave you The counter-countersign. 175 00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:59,901 But that's the wrong Counter-countersign For my countersign. 176 00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:03,767 Is not. Here, I'll show you. 177 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,667 ( humming ) 178 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:12,634 Here you are. Middle of page 18. 179 00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,834 That's the old book. 180 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:25,667 Oh, I-I'm sorry, 86. I should have known You were right. 181 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,734 It's just... ( sobs ) 182 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:31,001 Just that I've been cooped up In so many clocks 183 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,267 And lockers And glove compartments For so long. 184 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:37,934 Nobody tells me Anything! 185 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:40,101 It isn't fair. I'm a good agent. 186 00:12:40,101 --> 00:12:43,200 I haven't been able To wear my tuxedo once. Not once! 187 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,267 And who'd see it In a clock? 188 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,967 Don't get so Emotional, 44. 189 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:52,367 Here, you can Have my book. 190 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:55,001 - I-I couldn't do that. - go ahead, take it. 191 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,134 I've already Memorized it. 192 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:02,634 86, I won't Forget this. 193 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,767 It's all right, It's all right. You'd do The same thing for me. 194 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,567 Now, buck up. 195 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,734 I've got to get Back to the party. 196 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,267 Everything is okay so far. Have you seen anything Suspicious? 197 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:32,068 - no, sir. - you can call Me max, hymie. 198 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:34,667 ( phone buzzing ) 199 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,634 This is 86. Come in, control. 200 00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:46,934 Max, we have reason To believe that there is A kaos agent at the party 201 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,567 And that you And dr. Shotwire Are in great danger. 202 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,801 - do you have any idea Who it is, chief? - yes, we have the real-- 203 00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:56,168 - ( line clicks ) - hello, max? Max? 204 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,233 Hymie, you broke My watch phone. 205 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:04,634 I'm sorry. I just wanted to see What time it was. 206 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,967 Something Must have happened. 207 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,101 I'd better try And contact agent 44. 208 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,500 He was just about to tell Me who the kaos agent was 209 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,267 When you grabbed my phone. 210 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:20,867 I'll tell 99 about it. Agent 44 is in the clock In the next room. 211 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,300 Ask him if He knows anything. 212 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,333 Well, hop to it, Hymie. 213 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,701 Agent 44, Do you know anything? 214 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,168 ( groans ) 215 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,233 ( groans ) 216 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:49,300 - did 44 say anything? - no. 217 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,001 Whoever the kaos agent is, 218 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,701 He's probably Trying to figure out who The control agents are, 219 00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,734 So we've got to Remain inconspicuous. 220 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,034 Let's not give Ourselves away. 221 00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,867 Just watch me And do exactly As I do. 222 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,367 ( glass clatters ) 223 00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,300 I think we've been Noticed, hymie. 224 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:04,134 Let's just try And act nonchalant. 225 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,434 Let's go get a drink. 226 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,034 Waiter. 227 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,667 Thank you. 228 00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,801 Okay, hymie, Drink up. 229 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,267 - what'll happen If he drinks? - I don't know. 230 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,867 He isn't Programmed for it. Hymie, don't drink. 231 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,667 - go ahead, hymie, drink. - don't drink. 232 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:37,400 - go on, hymie, Drink it up. - don't drink! 233 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,867 - drink! - don't! 234 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,267 Drink! 235 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,667 - what happened? - he short-circuited. 236 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,400 Drink. 237 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,233 ( transistors whistling ) 238 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,734 I've lost control Of him. 239 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,967 Well, what's he Likely to do? 240 00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,200 I don't know. 241 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,467 He might just Stand there, 242 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:05,134 Or he might decide To kill everybody In that room. 243 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,200 What's hymie up to? Is he out of his mind? 244 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:22,034 I told him to stay Close to shotwire, But not that close. 245 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,901 99, we've got to get him Out of there. He's liable To reveal his identity. 246 00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:27,233 - right. - after all, he doesn't Have our experience. 247 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,534 I'll distract dr. Shotwire While you get hymie away. 248 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,267 Right. 249 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,767 - hello, dr. Shotwire. - oh. Oh! 250 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,867 Don't I know you From somewhere? 251 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:39,367 No, I don't think so, But I know you. You're very famous. 252 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,367 Oh, now... ( chuckling ) 253 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,467 I'd like to speak to You a minute, hymie. 254 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,667 Come on, hymie, Shake a leg. 255 00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:06,168 Now, look, hymie, I think you've got the makings Of a first-rate agent, 256 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,500 But only if you Obey orders. 257 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,267 Now, you were told To stay away from Shotwire, weren't you? 258 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,300 ( hiccups ) 259 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,233 Hymie, you're drunk. 260 00:18:16,934 --> 00:18:19,701 Listen, hymie, You're a nice guy, 261 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,767 But you've got to learn To hold your liquor. 262 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,367 So no more drinking. Agreed? 263 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,300 ( kisses ) 264 00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:30,701 Just say yes Or no, hymie. 265 00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,701 Yes or no, hymie. 266 00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:34,734 That's better. Now, 267 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:37,300 I'll leave and you Follow right behind me. 268 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,567 And don't forget to Kill the light. 269 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,534 ( glass shatters ) 270 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,200 - have you noticed Anything suspicious? - no, max. 271 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,200 I think we ought to Change our strategy. 272 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,034 I think we ought to get Dr. Shotwire out of here Before kaos makes its move. 273 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,834 Exactly what I was thinking, But let me handle this. 274 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:02,068 I've got to get shotwire Out of here without Getting him too upset 275 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,101 And without anybody else Noticing it. 276 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,967 It has to be handled With tremendous subtlety. 277 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,901 Excuse me, dr. Shotwire, But I wonder if you'd mind 278 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,934 Stepping outside With me for a minute. 279 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:17,567 Yes, I would mind! You know how I feel About you secret agents! 280 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,068 I've got to get you Out of here, doctor. 281 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:24,200 - somebody Is trying to kill you. - oh, nonsense. 282 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,901 I am back again, Alonzo. 283 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,434 Please, doctor. It's for your own good. 284 00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,400 Leave me alone. 285 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,233 You talk to him, hymie. I think he's taken A liking to you. 286 00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:44,068 See if you can get him Out of here without Anybody noticing it. 287 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:46,134 I'll go check The front door. 288 00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,901 99, whoever that Kaos agent is 289 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,567 - he's gonna try and stop us, So be ready for anything. - right. 290 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:58,867 Let me get my coat And I'll be right With you, hymie. 291 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,634 Great work, hymie, But how did you get Him to leave? 292 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:09,567 I appealed to his Scientific curiosity. I told him I was a robot. 293 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,967 And how in the world Did you ever get him to Believe that story? 294 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:16,101 I showed him my works. 295 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:23,034 Hymie! That's incredible! 296 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,333 You're really prepared For everything. 297 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,300 That's fantastic, hymie. You should get A medal for this. 298 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,233 You knock me out. 299 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,034 Max! Max, are you All right? 300 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:41,333 99, what happened? 301 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,867 We're in some kaos hideout. Hymie knocked you out And brought us here. 302 00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,233 Hymie? But hymie is One of our men. 303 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,667 No, max, I'm afraid Hymie's one of them. 304 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,034 - well, why didn't You stop him? - I tried to, max, 305 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,134 But he picked us up And carried us like We were dolls. 306 00:20:54,134 --> 00:20:55,834 That's impossible. 307 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,801 I think you'll find Nothing is impossible To hymie, mr. Smart. 308 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:00,967 He's-- He's superhuman. 309 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,934 - max, hymie's a robot. - well, of course he's a robot. 310 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:07,634 That's what he told-- A real robot? 311 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,834 That's right. 312 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,500 And he's A kaos robot. 313 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,600 Natz! 314 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,901 So you're Behind all this. 315 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,567 I've been waiting for this For a long time, smart. 316 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:23,034 I never got A chance to show you How grateful I am 317 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,867 For those 10 long years I spent in prison. 318 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,101 You call this Gratitude? 319 00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:31,867 I spent most of that time Dreaming of the day 320 00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:33,867 When you and I Would meet again, 321 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:35,834 And I would eliminate you Once and for all. 322 00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:40,034 Well, I've always admired A man with ambition. 323 00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:42,467 This, by the way, Is dr. Ratton, 324 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,001 Hymie's creator. 325 00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,300 - ratton, the famous inventor? - how do you do? 326 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,034 But you were once A highly-respected scientist Working on the side of good. 327 00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:54,534 - what happened? - it just didn't pay Well enough. 328 00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,600 Now, mr. Smart, 329 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,934 I'm going to order Hymie to destroy you. 330 00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,967 Hurry it up, Ratton. 331 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:03,333 Dr. Shotwire and I Have a plane to catch For europe. 332 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,134 ( snaps fingers ) Hymie, destroy smart. 333 00:22:11,867 --> 00:22:14,734 I said, Destroy him. 334 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,767 It's all right, hymie. I understand. 335 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:20,634 You're not responsible For what you're doing. It's not your fault. 336 00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:22,901 I know that under that Metal body of yours 337 00:22:22,901 --> 00:22:26,567 There beats The mechanical heart Of a really nice guy. 338 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,634 Hymie, You're crying. 339 00:22:30,634 --> 00:22:33,134 Take it easy, hymie. 340 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,834 You'll rust your eyeball. 341 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:36,967 I gave you an order, You monster! 342 00:22:36,967 --> 00:22:38,967 I order you to destroy him! 343 00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:49,434 I didn't think It would work. 344 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,367 Thank you, hymie. I'll get dr. Shotwire. 345 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,634 Hymie, shake. 346 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:07,233 No, hymie. Shake hands. 347 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,901 I knew you'd Come through, hymie. 348 00:23:10,901 --> 00:23:14,300 You're the first one Who ever treated me like I was a real person. 349 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,467 I just couldn't Destroy you. 350 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:19,667 Of course you couldn't. And I knew you couldn't. 351 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:23,367 After all, hymie, I'm no dummy. 352 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,667 Uh, well, what I mean, hymie, 353 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,967 Is that I'm a good Judge of monsters. 354 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:36,634 Incredible. So real, so lifelike. 355 00:23:36,634 --> 00:23:40,068 - thank you. - oh, you're welcome. 356 00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,068 He saved Our lives, chief. And without him 357 00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,967 Dr. Shotwire would've Been taken by kaos. 358 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:48,367 We owe you a great debt. Is there anything we can Do for you in return? 359 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:51,200 Would you like to Join control? 360 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,500 - no, thank you. - no? 361 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,567 I just don't Like violence. 362 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:59,034 - what would you like to do? - I'd like to work for I.B.M. 363 00:23:59,034 --> 00:24:01,367 Oh, because of your Scientific curiosity? 364 00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:05,034 No, it's a nice Way to meet some Intelligent machines. 365 00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:08,634 Good thinking. What's your name? 366 00:24:08,634 --> 00:24:12,034 - hymie. - hymie? 367 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,701 His father's name Was hymie. 368 00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:22,400 ( theme music playing )