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Where is my money?
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Grandma?
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Yeah, uh...
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Let me just start by saying
I am as mad about this as you are.
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I knew it. You stole from me.
My own daughter.
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No, um, not me.
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I mean, well, yes, me,
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but, uh, I'm not even me right now,
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and it wasn't even technically me, Nora.
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It was actually...
it was this guy, Chez, uh,
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Chez Carrera.
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Uh, and let me just say, this guy
is really on my shitlist too, Grandma.
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Oh fuck.
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A little early in the morning
for Hungarian, huh?
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Hmm?
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All right, let me guess.
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This is about how we were, um, Hungarians,
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uh, big shots, intellectuals, uh,
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then the Nazis came, stole everything,
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put it on a gold train.
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I know, I've heard it
a million times before.
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Hey, I guess we're just cutting out
the middle mom now, right?
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This and this.
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This junk.
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You do nothing but take and take.
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Those coins
were the only security we had...
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For when Hitler comes back.
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I know. I know.
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Regimes change,
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currencies become obsolete,
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only gold remains, yeah.
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We Vulvokovs exist in the sweet spot
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where paranoia meets hyperinflation.
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I've upset you.
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Uh, hmm.
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All right. Uh...
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Hey, what's Hungarian
for, uh, "In the end, it's just money,
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we'll get through this together..."
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Oh!
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"...and the, uh, the baby is a chance
for a new relationship"?
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You had no right.
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You cannot undo this. This is done.
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You know, for you, yes.
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For me, it's a little more loosey-goosey.
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What's that "loosey-goose"?
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Mmm.
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Well, you know, just to say that, uh,
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I'm on it, all right?
I just need to find this motherfucker.
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Such a disappointment.
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All I went through.
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You wouldn't have made it out alive.
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My God.
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That is a fucked up thing
to say to your daughter, huh?
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Ah...
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You know what? Fuck all this.
I was trying to be nice,
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but let's not pussyfoot
around the sick dynamics going on here.
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You lorded that money over her head
her entire fucking life, yeah?
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Meantime, she cast you
as the evil puppet-master
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with herself as the victim head case.
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Cut to the end of the story,
it was meant to be my inheritance anyway.
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Ipso facto, it's mine,
conventionally, and by proxy, huh?
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Not yours, not Mom's, mines.
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Sorry to be a cunt.
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Why are you talking like this?
Cunt and fuck?
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Noraleh...
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...wait.
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Don't go.
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This...
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this is fucked.
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You know what, Vera?
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I love you.
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All this aside, it was great to see ya.
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Seriously.
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Peace out, all right?
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How the fuck does anyone find anyone
without the Internet around here?
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Touché, paper.
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Terrific.
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Okay, let's see.
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For Carrera.
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Carrera...
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Chezare...
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Does this motherfucker even exist?
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Too cold for this shit.
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You're coming with me.
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His name is Chezare Carrera.
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- Chezare Carrera?
- Yeah.
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Uh, incidentally,
not the father of this baby.
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Uh, also, not in the phone book.
But so many Campbells.
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A lot of Campbells. Anything else?
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Do you know where he works?
Does he have a job?
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- Does he have a family? What's up?
- Uh, I think he works robbing me.
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Uh, I'm not sure you understand
exactly what it is we do here.
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Well, I don't need to.
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Uh, do you know what a... a Krugerrand is?
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- I definitely don't, ma'am.
- Yeah, it's pretty obscure.
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Uh, it's a South African gold bullion.
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Well, on average, you're looking at
roughly $1800 an ounce.
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Now granted, those are millennial prices,
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but I don't want us
to get off track here, Derek.
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Cool. I'm still not sure
where this is going.
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My grandparents were holocaust survivors.
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Wow, okay. I'm sorry to hear that.
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- Well, that's not on you.
- I know.
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So anyway, after the war,
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a lot of survivors became paranoid
about putting their money in banks.
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My grandmother, however,
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well, she... she acquired 150
of these bad boys.
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- How much money are we talking?
- Ah, great question.
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Now, you see, the price of gold,
it fluctuates, right?
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So, on average, on a given day,
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uh, last time I checked,
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$280,451.21.
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Shit.
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- Oh that's big money. Okay.
- Oh yeah, big money.
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It would've been my college tuition
and probably a racehorse.
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- So anyway, you can see my predicament.
- Yeah, I can see that.
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Let me take everything you know about him,
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and, uh, give me two or three weeks
to track him down.
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- Two to three weeks?
- You know somebody who can do it faster?
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Oh, well, not someone, somewhen.
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Uh, I got a little tool
called the World Wide Web.
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That sounds nefarious.
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Oh, you have no idea.
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Anyway, uh, we tried.
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Thank you so much.
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- Keep the phone book.
- Sure.
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Yeah, I can't take it where I'm going.
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Well, shouldn't carry much anyway.
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- Yeah.
- Watch yourself getting out.
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- Oh sure. Thanks.
- Here you go.
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- Careful. Coming through.
- You be careful getting upstairs.
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- All right. Adios.
- Have a good night. Get home safe.
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Weird-ass person.
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Lot of problems.
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Ah, what do we got here?
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All right, I'm coming.
I'm coming, assholes.
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Jesus. Why don't
these fuckers give me time?
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Hey. Okay, bada-bing.
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I'm working on a new piece
in which I give my audience a knife
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and I dare them
to divide my body up into zones.
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It's called "The 38th Parallel."
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Splendid.
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Oh, thank you.
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White meat or dark meat?
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Oh, you girls go ahead.
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Max thinks borders
are an oppressive delusion,
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like the stock market.
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No,
we've always needed boundaries
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to understand where we end
and others begin.
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It's not always splitting the baby.
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But when it comes to the Korean War,
I am the baby.
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Mmm.
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Ruthie! Back on top.
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Uh, I'm so sorry
that I did not make it back last night.
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Crazy, crazy next-level shit went down.
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Found the Valium.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Now look,
I'm just gonna go lie down for a bit.
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You just leave the dishes.
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- Come on, I'll help you upstairs.
- Oh, bless you.
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Thank...
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- Ruthie.
- Thank you.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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You have to be careful
with this stuff.
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Betty Ford was addicted to it.
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Yeah,
as was every other woman in suburbia.
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- And listen, as you know, I treated them.
- Oh yeah?
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- Where were you?
- Who did you treat?
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Ah!
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Uh...
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Would you believe me if I said
I picked up this guy at the Public Enemy
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and ended up almost fucking
my dead mother's boyfriend?
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Yes, I would. That's kind of the issue.
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Nemo...
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...the doctors were very concerned.
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They found a lump in her neck.
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They did a fine-needle aspiration
and a chest X-ray.
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And it's a little weird, no?
You chasing Ruth's ambulance?
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Fetishizing death is not incompatible
with genuinely caring.
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I know this is difficult.
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I did six months
as a puppeteer in hospice.
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She's not dying, Maxine.
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Anyway, soon, I'll be able to afford
all the best doctors
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and all the classiest X-rays.
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I mean, I love Ruth. She knows that.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh.
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The Bronx, baby.
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Open up.
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Hey. Hello.
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You're two hours past your window.
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You're not the cable guy.
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Ring-a-ding-a-ling-a-bell?
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Yeah.
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Google and I did a deep dive on you.
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- What?
- Excuse me.
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- Ex... What?
- Coming through. Choo-choo.
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Aye. Yeah.
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Excuse me. What can I do for you?
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Besides screwing me and my dead mother,
both of which you've already done?
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What?
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If you're trying to remember,
her name was Nora.
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Nadia?
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Ah-ha!
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Oh, wow. Of course I remember.
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Nora was a good person.
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We had a good run.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, a great run.
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And at the finish line,
I got the medal, right?
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But only one.
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This is about the gold?
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Oh my God, kid, look around.
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I haven't got your money.
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I'm not exactly, uh, King Midas.
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You know, if I was you,
I would drop the whole thing.
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Really.
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Uh, look, man, I didn't really come here
to have the thief
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give me advice
on getting back my family inheritance.
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No, what I mean is, it's a Coney Island.
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What do you mean?
The last stop on the D train?
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In our house, a Coney Island
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is the thing
that would've made everything better,
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if only it had happened,
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or didn't happen.
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My father couldn't work.
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He got sick with polio
and wound up in an iron lung.
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Now, if only he hadn't gone
to Coney Island that summer,
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he wouldn't have gotten
the airborne polio.
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But he did.
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It's a fantasy.
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It's an "if only."
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Your mom and me and the gold...
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it was all a Coney Island.
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Hmm.
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Wow.
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That's a lovely story,
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and I'm sorry to hear about
all that polio.
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But now, I'm done playing footsie.
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What I wanna know is,
where you went after you stole the gold.
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Specifics, please.
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Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to be a decent person.
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Bullshit.
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If she'd wanted you to know,
she would've told ya.
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Okay?
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May I ask you something about your mom?
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She ever move away?
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She ever get to be her own person?
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You know, that was her...
That was her thing.
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Oh, you like squash?
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I was the, uh, Bowery Rec Center champion
three years in a row.
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I'm a little rusty, but, uh...
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I still got quads
like a stallion.
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00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,722
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
257
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,683
Legs are the bicycles on the ride of life.
258
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,813
Thanks a lot, Chezare.
259
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,857
A real dirtbag, huh?
260
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,817
Real fucking dirtbag.
261
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,402
It's nice to see you.
262
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,097
This is downtown local 6 train
263
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,296
to Brooklyn Bridge
approaching the station.
264
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,467
Next stop, Astor Place.
265
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,552
Membership card?
266
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:42,635
Oh.
267
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:47,808
Oh, would you let, uh,
Mr. Lincoln exercise here?
268
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,895
You can get a day pass for $3.75.
269
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,063
Okay, great.
Can I get one of those then, please?
270
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,069
Oh man!
271
00:12:59,153 --> 00:12:59,987
Oh.
272
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,199
- Uh, hello. Good morning, everyone, uh...
- We're in the middle of a game.
273
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,827
Uh, do you guys know, uh, Chez Carrera?
274
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,287
You one of Chez's girls?
275
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,623
Well, sure. Yes. Very cool.
276
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:11,749
He'll turn up.
277
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,167
He put a bun in that oven?
278
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,005
Oh, wow, so you guys just really
don't know how sperm work, huh?
279
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,173
What are you talking about?
280
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,842
Men don't make women pregnant,
sperm are weak.
281
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:26,180
They only get the job done when the egg
beams them up to the Federation Starship
282
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,557
and then you make a baby. Uh...
283
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:33,729
What would you guys know
with your tight little 1982 gym shorts?
284
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,191
Really, it's a little titty twister,
but for dicks, huh?
285
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,693
Okay, haven't had coffee yet.
Good day to you.
286
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,821
It must be fun, man.
287
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,156
Chez is into some shit.
288
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,286
Hey, Allison. How you doing?
289
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,412
Still me.
290
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,253
Don't sell my autograph.
291
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,898
Hey, knock-knock, you little bitch.
292
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,358
Jesus, Nora.
293
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,069
You can't be in here.
294
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:26,282
Well, you see, I may look like Nora,
but I don't play games.
295
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,367
Just last night, I murdered a rock,
296
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,661
I injured a stone, I hospitalized a brick.
297
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,621
I'm so mean I make medicine sick.
298
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,705
Okay.
299
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,375
Uh, you're Muhammad Ali now?
300
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458
Last night, I got in bed,
the lights were still on,
301
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,902
got back out of bed, hit the light,
302
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,506
got back in bed before the light
turned out. That's quick.
303
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,966
I'm bad quick.
304
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,093
And I fight Mr. Tooth Decay.
305
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,387
So where are my fucking Krugerrands?
306
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,515
Shh! What is going on
with you? You're doing this again.
307
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,018
- What do you mean, "again"?
- You did this already.
308
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,020
- Huh?
- You got the money last night.
309
00:14:56,103 --> 00:15:00,649
Nora, you came over
and got your money back last night.
310
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,111
You got a little more than that, actually.
311
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,030
I don't believe you.
312
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,406
You're a liar,
313
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,534
so you're even lying to me now,
or you lied to me 40 years from now
314
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,679
when you didn't tell me that
Nora got the money back.
315
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,122
What are you talking about,
"40 years from now"?
316
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,083
What's going on here?
What happened to your face?
317
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,418
You happened.
318
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,628
Last night.
319
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,088
I kind of enjoyed it.
320
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,090
Oh yeah?
321
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,675
- Yeah.
- What happened?
322
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,886
What, you playing rubbing privates? Yeah?
323
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,971
- Well, uh...
- Yeah?
324
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:31,972
Where's my money now?
325
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,684
I gave you your money back last night.
326
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,439
- What did you do with it? Where is it?
- Uh, I don't know.
327
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,443
Oh shit.
328
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,737
- What?
- Of course. She bought the car.
329
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,281
Are we still on for tonight?
330
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:54,370
Uh, I hope not. But knowing my mom,
then, you know, probably.
331
00:15:56,872 --> 00:16:00,960
Come on. Of course, yeah.
332
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,044
Typical.
333
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,797
Good old Alpha.
334
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,508
Classic move, Mom.
335
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,844
Sorry, Nora.
336
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,431
It looks like Santa's gotta take
your little Spider back to the North Pole.
337
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,392
What the...
338
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,435
Hey.
339
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my mom's stuff.
340
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,067
Hey, sorry, lady, this is my... my stuff.
341
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,446
Your mother says no more paying
for the apartment, the clothes.
342
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,365
No more, just the baby.
343
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,410
She'll take care of you
because you are the mother of the baby.
344
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,327
Huh?
345
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:39,373
Oh, actually, the baby of the mother,
but, uh, let's not get into it.
346
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,208
Why did you steal this gold, Nora?
347
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,043
It was so important to her.
348
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,170
So much more than just coins.
349
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,090
Look, man, I'm really sorry, you know?
I'm trying to fix it.
350
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,676
Your family had so much life in Budapest,
351
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,302
and then one day,
352
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,221
poof, nothing.
353
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,305
No one left.
354
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,892
But you show her survival
no respect.
355
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,476
Look, uh...
356
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,690
of course I respect
my grandmother survived.
357
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,443
Why do you disgrace this enchantment?
358
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,947
Oh my God, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this, the occult?
359
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,658
We're Ashkenazi Jews, not wizards.
360
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,619
Yes, uh, this is translation problem.
361
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,204
Not enchantment.
362
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,372
Miracle.
363
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,959
An impossible thing happened to Vera,
and you stole it.
364
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,377
What impossible thing?
365
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,670
Nora.
366
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:27,754
Ugh, Ruth.
367
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,300
Ruth? Uh...
368
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,135
Holy shit, Ruthie.
369
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,971
Look at this.
Eat your heart out, Melanie Griffith.
370
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,183
Okay, stop. I've been trying
to track you down all day.
371
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,060
I'm... I'm right here.
372
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,478
I tried to pay her off, but...
373
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,897
- I don't come cheap.
- Delia.
374
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:45,980
Mm-hmm.
375
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,192
- How are you?
- I mean...
376
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,195
- A widow has to worry about you.
- A widow?
377
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,572
She has her own problems,
378
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,700
and she's running to the phone
every five minutes to find you.
379
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,327
It's okay, Delia.
380
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,620
Keeps me on my toes.
381
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,412
I don't mind.
382
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,458
Uh, you know how to drive stick?
383
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,418
Do I know how to drive stick?
384
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,587
Okay. Yeah.
385
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,215
Sounds like a yes, okay?
386
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,510
Look, yeah, really,
you're gonna have so many husbands.
387
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,220
Nora, I'm mourning.
388
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,889
God, you really
were a great driver, Ruthie.
389
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,767
- What?
- I said, it's good to see you smile.
390
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,527
- Oh God, this car is fun to drive.
- Yeah.
391
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,987
And you are absolutely right to return it.
392
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,698
It's the responsible thing to do.
I am proud of you.
393
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,991
Ah!
394
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,743
Can I ask you a question, Ruthie?
395
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,789
Uh, what is wrong with my mom?
396
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,499
- Your mom?
- Yeah.
397
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,627
Um, she went through stuff
we can't even imagine.
398
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,711
Auschwitz.
399
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,548
I don't think
we'll ever get inside her head.
400
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,508
Or she was born that way.
401
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,553
Nature versus nurture.
But can we stop talking about this?
402
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,013
I don't love yelling "Auschwitz"
in a car dealership.
403
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,682
Well, who does?
404
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,643
You know, tell you what it actually is.
405
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,519
Epigenetics.
406
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:11,024
Yeah. Nature versus nurture doesn't exist.
407
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,818
You know who came up with that scam?
408
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,611
Francis Galton,
409
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,030
the founder of eugenics.
410
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,158
- What?
- Eugenics.
411
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,492
Nora.
412
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,329
Look at you, sprightly little thing.
413
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,956
You look so gorgeous.
414
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,501
Look at this. Turns out
I'm the Norm of this, uh, Cheers.
415
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,544
Eh.
416
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,298
Okay, nothing. Too soon.
417
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,634
Well, all you really need to know
is he's a cutie-pie alcohol abuser
418
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,720
in a loveless marriage, eh.
419
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:43,056
And I would like to return
one car, please.
420
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,976
Oh, you just bought it.
Is there some kind of problem?
421
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,811
Oh, all kinds of problems.
422
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,730
- Oh.
- Yeah, all kinds.
423
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,482
It's a real change of heart.
424
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:57,029
Nora, you're here all the time.
You've wanted this so long.
425
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,780
I just hate to see you...
426
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,326
Well, I am her therapist,
and this is all under my direction.
427
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,787
Well, I was just trying to be nice.
I don't need a doctor's note.
428
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,082
Uh, the car depreciates in value
the moment it's off the lot,
429
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,627
so I'm obligated to deduct a percentage.
430
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,794
Of course you are.
431
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,464
Well, just a smidge.
432
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,721
Wait, I paid for this in cash?
I figured I would have paid in gold.
433
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,058
I hope you find what you're looking for.
434
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,979
Yeah. Well, fingers crossed,
it's all going in a trust for baby Nadia.
435
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,773
You're naming the baby after me?
436
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,195
Well, that's a letdown.
437
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,198
Okay. All right. I guess we're done here.
438
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,617
Hey, uh, let's check the trunk.
439
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,746
Jesus fucking sable fest.
440
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,916
Well, even Imelda Marcos
can't keep all the shoes.
441
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:51,999
Yeah.
442
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,877
All right.
443
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,591
Well, wherever she bought these furs,
they got the coins.
444
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,720
They're damaged.
445
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,139
I'll take the return,
but I can't give you full price.
446
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,933
Makes sense. Typical.
447
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,103
Uh, all right, great.
Well, we're all negotiators,
448
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,689
so, uh, there you go.
449
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,484
Big business, cash money.
450
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,278
Can I get my Krugerrands back now?
451
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,366
That's it?
452
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,577
Well, for what you gave me,
yeah, that's it.
453
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,204
You're business owners, I get it.
454
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,373
But I'm sorry to inform you
there's been an error.
455
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,792
These Krugerrands
have been brought here by mistake.
456
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,461
Mistakes? It's half our business.
457
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,756
Listen to me, I need those coins.
They're meant to be for my daughter,
458
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,883
uh, you know, to give her something real
459
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,052
to make up for all the things
I can't give her,
460
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,762
which is, uh, a lot.
461
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,725
There's a lot of things.
I'm talking basic life skills, etcetera.
462
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,351
Oh no, here we go.
463
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,270
Always a sob story.
464
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,353
Do you need a bag?
465
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,396
What?
466
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:59,609
Jesus, look,
I... I need all of those, all right?
467
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,696
If my mom does not have all of those,
468
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:03,989
she won't make it.
469
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:05,615
She won't function.
470
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,035
I know this for a fact.
471
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,708
He's gone anyway, right?
472
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,212
Yeah, that'll work.
473
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,884
Goodnight. Hail Satan.
474
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,809
Thanks, Ruthie.
475
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,733
♪ Never gonna let you go ♪
476
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,029
Well, yeah, the ring,
it's too big of a sacrifice.
477
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,447
I don't deserve it. No.
478
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,158
I don't deserve you, Ruthie.
479
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,578
Oh, no one deserves what they get in life.
That's not how it works.
480
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,747
You know? What's the ring to me?
481
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,958
Sorry to be morbid, but it's a promise
from a dead man, and I would...
482
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,503
I would rather
be alive with you.
483
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,338
Hear, hear to that.
484
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:06,593
Listen, you and me,
we got a long, long ways to go, all right?
485
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,137
- Hmm.
- I'm basically like an oracle,
486
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,138
just so you know.
487
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,432
- Are you?
- Yeah. Basically.
488
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,101
Speaking of the future,
489
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,310
uh,
490
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,938
enough with the, you know...
491
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,525
You gotta stop fucking smoking, man.
You gotta stop smoking.
492
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,610
Says the pregnant woman.
493
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,987
The baby loves smoking.
494
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,950
Me, I'm fine.
I got cryogenics, what have you, you know,
495
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,159
but you, uh...
496
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,452
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
497
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,578
Well, up yours.
498
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:37,040
Also, I want you to start
investing some money, okay?
499
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,208
I'm talking real money.
500
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:41,920
If you wanna make money,
put in some Tyson Foods, Grainger,
501
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,172
Illinois Tool Works, Apple products...
502
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,133
Nora. Nora! Nora.
503
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,478
I know you're trying
to make me feel better,
504
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,595
but I need you
to stop working so hard, okay?
505
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,264
- All right?
- What did I do?
506
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,267
I just need you
to be right here with me.
507
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,768
Right here, right now.
508
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:58,979
Can you do that?
509
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,980
Okay?
510
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,525
- Right here?
- Please.
511
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,516
Hi,
this is Nora, start talking.
512
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,730
Hey.
513
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,315
Nora.
514
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:48,987
Uh, don't freak out.
It's me, your daughter,
515
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,531
calling you from somewhere
on the space-time continuum
516
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,991
on the Upper East Side.
517
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,746
Uh, I'm inside your body,
so that explains the voice,
518
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,832
but don't be spooked by that, be cool.
519
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,916
Uh...
520
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,212
Yeah. So I guess I just wanna say hi,
521
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,672
and that I'm...
522
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:09,883
I'm really mad at you.
523
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,760
Uh, yeah, you just...
524
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,013
You mess up over and over,
525
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,725
and it's just
pretty fucking hard to take, and, uh...
526
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,812
Of course, you'll probably wind up
with Chez for a couple years.
527
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:26,525
Uh, yeah, lo... lower companions,
528
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,611
water seeks its own level, etcetera.
529
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,531
And, uh, I don't know,
good... good for you.
530
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,908
Better than being alone, I guess.
531
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:37,494
Uh, so anyway, uh...
532
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:41,331
I'm bringing the gold back
to Vera where it belongs to...
533
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,376
I don't know, close this deranged
fucking loop and bounce.
534
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,459
Um...
535
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:49,339
I hope that this can be
a second chance for you guys,
536
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:53,093
and that you don't just destroy things.
537
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,177
So, uh...
538
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,222
Yeah, okay.
539
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,224
Uh, I love you.
540
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,811
I tried my best. All right, yeah, bye.
541
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,529
Fucking...
This is why they invented cell phones.
542
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,858
Alan!
543
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:14,132
♪ Well, I think I'm goin' out of my head ♪
544
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:18,386
♪ Yes, I think I'm goin' out of my head ♪
545
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,307
♪ Over you ♪
546
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,811
♪ Over you... ♪
547
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,732
Did somebody take my bag?
548
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:34,611
Did you see who took my bag?
549
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,032
Yo, did you take my bag?
550
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,371
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
551
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:51,169
♪ 'Cause I can't explain
The tears that I shed ♪
552
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:55,340
♪ Over you ♪
553
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:59,219
♪ Over you ♪
554
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:05,392
♪ I see you each morning ♪
555
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,019
♪ But you just walk past me ♪
556
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:12,982
♪ You don't even know that I exist ♪
557
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:18,697
♪ Goin' out of my head for you ♪
558
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:23,201
♪ Out of my head for you ♪
559
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,286
♪ Out of my head ♪
560
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,374
♪ Day and night
Night and day and night ♪
561
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,292
♪ Wrong or right ♪