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Okay. Hole me.
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Nothin' but mouth.
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Whoa, impressive. Are you kidding me?
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That's uh-nothing.
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Diaz has been chucking D-holes
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into my mouth-piece since
we were back at the academy.
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Check this out.
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["EXPRESS YOURSELF" PLAYING]
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♪ Oh! ♪
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-♪ Express yourself ♪
-♪ I'm expressing ♪
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♪ With my full capabilities
and now I'm living ♪
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♪ In correctional facilities ♪
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♪ 'Cause some don't agree
with how I do this ♪
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♪ I get straight and
meditate like a Buddhist ♪
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♪ Droppin' flavor my
behavior is hereditary ♪
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♪ But my technique is very necessary ♪
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♪ Blame it on Ice Cube ♪
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-♪ Because he said it gets ♪
-ALL: Oh! Uh-oh.
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Heads!
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What the…
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It's finally happening!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Attention, Nine-Nine.
We have an announcement.
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Shrek Live is coming back to Broadway!
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Nope, you dreamed that. Aw.
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SANTIAGO: We just came in here
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to tell you to save the date,
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because we're getting
married on May 15th.
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We found a venue!
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-[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
-JEFFORDS: Wow!
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Finding a place in the spring
in New York is impossible.
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Sharon and I had to get
married in Albany in December.
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Terry was too cold to consummate.
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-Hm, good to know.
-SANTIAGO: We got really lucky.
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The place was booked
solid for the next two years,
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but a couple fell out.
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Of a fifth-floor window.
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She was teetering and
he tried to grab her…
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Babe, we agreed we
wouldn't talk about that part.
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Right. Sorry. It was gruesome.
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Never again. The EMTs said that
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it was a meat pancake. I'm done.
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So, tell us about the venue.
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Oh, well, there's not much to tell
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other than it's a gorgeous mansion!
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Big ol' house!
With a professional kitchen.
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Chop-chop, y'all! Ooh.
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A private library for the ceremony.
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My girl loves books! Seven bathrooms!
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No lines, ladies!
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And an outdoor reception area.
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Uh-can I get a gazebo?
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[IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING]
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I apologize to a host of communities.
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The point is, these nuptials
are going to be "toit"!
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Speaking of "toit nups,"
we better get going,
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because we don't have
a lot of time and we have
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to meet with 17 wedding vendors.
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A jam-packed schedule
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that could only be achieved
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by a type-A personality!
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Jake. Yep, we gotta go.
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HOLT: I have some unfortunate news.
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An NYPD officer has gone missing.
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The department suspects foul play.
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Oh, my God. Do we know the officer?
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Yes, it's… Sergeant Peanut Butter.
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My nemesis. Your nemesis is a horse?
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Are you still mad at Peanut Butter
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because he won a medal
the same day as you?
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He totally upstaged me. He Tucci-ed me!
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Look what you get if
you do an image search
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of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor."
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Huh? They cropped me out of my own photo!
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You just keep that tab open
on your phone all the time?
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No, I just looked it up real fast.
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You didn't see. Captain, I solved it.
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Charles kidnapped Peanut Butter.
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[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] I did not.
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But it's no surprise that somebody did.
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Hey, my kids love that horse.
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Your kids need help
wiping their butts, Sarge.
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They're not exactly geniuses.
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The actual suspect is Jesse Gurmwald,
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a disgruntled civilian admin
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who was recently fired
by the mounted unit.
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He's gone to ground,
but detectives throughout
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the city are checking
every possible hideout.
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Diaz, Boyle, here's a list
of locations in our precinct.
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Be thorough. Yes, sir.
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And just to be clear,
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if I went missing, you guys would conduct
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an equally thorough search, right?
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You should get going.
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So, we can wrap it in silk,
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or, for a more rustic feel… Burlap.
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Oh, that's neat, but…
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We want these nups to be toit.
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Excuse me? Could we wrap the flowers
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in New York Times crossword puzzles
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from key dates in our lives?
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Oh, is that something you'd like?
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Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
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[LAUGHS] Here's the deposit.
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I designed you a signature cocktail.
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I call it the "Peraltiago."
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BOTH: Ooh!
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Mm… and the judges give it a score of…
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Jeremy, did you make that cake
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that I called you about?
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Yes, I wasn't entirely sure
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if you were joking or not, but…
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A Nakatomi Plaza cake?
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The groom is on a licorice hose.
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[AS BRUCE WILLIS]
Welcome to the wedding, pal.
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[BREATHLESS] Oh, Amy.
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These nups may be getting too toit.
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Since Diaz and Boyle are
searching for Peanut Butter,
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I need you to be available to work
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any cases that might come in.
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Of course, Captain. My pleasure.
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Morning, Amanda.
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Oh, and I thought we should transfer
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the Glenmoore assault to the Nine-Eight.
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Absolutely. Brian.
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Looking swole.
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You're looking swole. Is today leg day?
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Legs for an hour, two
hours blasting the glutes.
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Terry's got butt for days! [LAUGHS]
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Excuse me?
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I said, "Terry's got butt for days!"
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Please stop talking about my body.
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What? I'm Teri.
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You just said I had "butt for days."
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Oh, I see what just happened.
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Terry's gonna regret this.
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Are you threatening me? No!
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No, no. This is a misunderstanding.
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My name is also Terry,
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and I was talking about my butt.
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So you were complimenting your own body?
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Well, I'm pretty proud of it.
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Do you know how old I am?
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Okay. Apology accepted.
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Seems pretty arrogant, though.
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This might not be the right time,
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but talking about
yourself in the third person
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has finally… Terry knows!
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I love our venue so much. Me, too.
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It's like our very own Hogwarts.
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Yes! And I'm Hermione.
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Yes! And I am Snape.
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What? I never realized I could
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have feelings this
strong about a building.
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Okay, we just have
to drop off our deposit,
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and then we're done for the day.
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[POSH BRITISH ACCENT]
Well, it would appear
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that we have achieved
what scholars refer to
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as the "toitest of nups"!
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[BRITISH ACCENT] Indeed!
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BOTH [IN ACCENTS]: Ooh!
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Oh, hi, Susan.
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Hey. We're normal people.
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Hi, I was just about to call you guys.
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Ah, well, no need to
call, because we are here.
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And we've got our deposit.
Thank you so much.
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We just booked all our vendors.
It's really happening.
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Yeah, about that…
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Wait, what's wrong? Something's wrong.
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That's the look my mom
gave me right before
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she told me that my dad left.
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Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again?
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How do you know my mom and dad?
You know, I'm so sorry.
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There must have been a mix-up.
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Someone just contacted my manager
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and booked the venue before you got here.
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But we had an oral agreement.
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You said we had until
the end of the day, EOD.
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It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd.
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It won't be E'd for ages!
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I'm sorry.
It's out of my hands, you know?
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Someone just swooped in and got it.
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Wait. Susan… Susan!
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[GASPING] Who? Who would do that?
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Amy, we had something
great in the palm of our hands,
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and then someone
swooped in at the last minute
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and stole it?
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There's only one
person who would do that.
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No. But it couldn't be!
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Ah, but it is.
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BOTH: The Vulture!
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[CACKLING] Suckers.
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Oh, no. Our nups have been un-toitened.
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We've got loose nups.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What's your game here, Vulture, huh?
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Why are you renting our venue?
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Why do you think, meat farts?
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-I'm getting married.
-SANTIAGO: Really?
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You once told me that
marriage is for women and gays.
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And that the only thing you're married to
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is banging married chicks.
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Yeah, and I meant it all.
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But love? Love hath changed me.
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No, it hathn't.
You just Vultured our venue.
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Yeah, but I did it for love.
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My fiancée, she means everything to me.
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You know, she's hot like a chick,
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she's smart like a guy.
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Just talking to her gives me a Harrelson.
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Harrelson? Woody.
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Ew. Yeah.
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Look, I know I've become
that gross, sappy guy,
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but dude, she's the
first chick I ever wanted
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to hang out with post-bang.
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I can't believe a real person
has agreed to marry you.
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Oh, my lady's real, all right.
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Her name is Jean Munhroe,
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and we complete the
living hell out of each other…
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Sometimes twice a night.
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-[BOTH GROAN]
-[CELL PHONE TWANGS]
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Hey, you know what?
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I need to handle this right now.
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Look, I know how
hard it is to find a venue.
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But if it could happen for
me, it could happen for you.
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It happened for you
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because it did happen for us.
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Chins up, dingdongs.
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I'm trying to be happy over here.
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Jake, what are we gonna do?
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We already gave
deposits to all our vendors.
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We're gonna get this place back.
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How? The Vulture's not gonna budge.
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Yeah, maybe, but he does
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have a weak spot, his woman.
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Not that women are weak.
Just, she's our best shot,
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and she happens to be a woman. Totally.
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Let's go talk to that spineless skank.
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Yeah.
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Why do we even have
police horses anymore?
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We have motorcycles now.
They're faster, cooler.
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They also don't get
boners in the background
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of every photo of you and the mayor.
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What do you mean?
A horse is a perfect partner.
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Tough, scary, and they don't show you
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30 pictures of their kid
dressed as Wario for Halloween.
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I'm not talking about Nikolaj.
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I literally just showed you
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those pictures five minutes ago.
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Really? I don't remember that.
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-Hmm.
-[HORSE CHUFFS]
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NYPD! Hands where we can see 'em!
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Step away from Peanut Butter.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
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You guys thought you could catch me?
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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I'll head him off.
258
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Fine, I'll get the dumb horse.
259
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All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.
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[STRAINS] Come on, you idiot!
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[GRUNTING]
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Run!
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Ugh, you dumb horse.
264
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Ha!
265
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[SCREAMING] Peanut Butter!
266
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[SCREAMING]
267
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Stop! Peanut Butter, stop!
268
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Stop! Boyle!
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Just let go!
270
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Okay, we have to force the She-Vulture,
271
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Jean Munhroe, to give us our venue back,
272
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so put on your game face,
273
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'cause we're about
to stare down the devil.
274
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Devil can't stare if the devil's got
275
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tears in her eyes and blood in her ears.
276
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Oh, I love your intensity.
277
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All right, this is where she works.
278
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"The Zenith Fund."
279
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Ugh, it even sounds evil.
280
00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:56,047
Of course it is.
She's marrying the Vulture.
281
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Everything about her is evil.
282
00:08:57,758 --> 00:08:59,552
Time to enter the den of bastards
283
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who deserve to die.
284
00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:05,101
All right, snake, show your face..
. It's a charity.
285
00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:06,518
Amy, it's a charity.
286
00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:08,771
Look at this, "Jean, your selflessness
287
00:09:08,855 --> 00:09:09,898
"puts us all to shame.
288
00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,775
"Humbled, Michelle Obama."
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BOTH: Damn, Jean.
290
00:09:14,404 --> 00:09:15,863
Hi. Can I help you?
291
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,491
Uh, yes. We're looking for Jean Munhroe.
292
00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,577
We know her fiance. Oh, I'm Jean.
293
00:09:20,911 --> 00:09:22,914
Are you Jake and Amy?
294
00:09:22,998 --> 00:09:24,165
Keith has told me all about you.
295
00:09:24,249 --> 00:09:25,959
He says you guys are the best. Really?
296
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,504
-Keith says that?
-[LAUGHING] Yeah… Oh, Janice?
297
00:09:28,713 --> 00:09:30,924
That village needs rice.
Double the last shipment.
298
00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:33,093
Just take the overage out of my paycheck.
299
00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:35,846
So, what brings you
guys to the Zenith Fund?
300
00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:39,475
Uh… Actually, something super important…
301
00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:40,560
-[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
-Oh, I am so sorry.
302
00:09:40,644 --> 00:09:42,604
I've gotta take this. Mmm-hmm.
303
00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:43,855
What do you mean, "roadblock"?
304
00:09:43,939 --> 00:09:45,983
Do I have to fly down there
and talk to the rebels myself?
305
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,777
Just get the rice to those kids.
306
00:09:48,111 --> 00:09:49,697
Asante sana, Rafiki.
307
00:09:50,781 --> 00:09:51,782
Sorry about that.
308
00:09:51,866 --> 00:09:53,242
Wow, your job sounds very intense.
309
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,078
No, no, no, it's nothing compared to what
310
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,829
these children go
through on a daily basis.
311
00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:59,083
It really puts things in perspective.
312
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,252
Right. So, what was the important thing
313
00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:02,962
you came down here to talk about?
314
00:10:03,046 --> 00:10:05,507
Uh, the kids.
315
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,468
And the rice. And
316
00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:10,597
putting the rice in the kids.
317
00:10:11,514 --> 00:10:15,060
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have two new donors!
318
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-[APPLAUSE]
-[BELL RINGING]
319
00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:17,397
SANTIAGO: Yay!
320
00:10:17,481 --> 00:10:18,773
Ooh, there's a bell.
321
00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:20,108
Oh! [LAUGHS]
322
00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:23,488
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Do y'all have an ATM?
323
00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:27,117
Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash?
324
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,535
I need to throw an ice cream party
325
00:10:28,619 --> 00:10:30,078
for Teri-with-an-I, make sure
326
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,789
there's no hard feelings. Why?
327
00:10:31,873 --> 00:10:33,374
She gets it was a misunderstanding.
328
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,251
She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who,
329
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,785
even though he's not a child,
330
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,829
still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.
331
00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:40,717
I mean, don't people call you Ray?
332
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,719
How dare you.
333
00:10:42,844 --> 00:10:43,928
Sir, I don't want any tension
334
00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:46,516
between the squad and
the uniformed officers.
335
00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:48,350
I'm just thinking about the precinct.
336
00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:49,435
You're lying.
337
00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:51,396
You're upset because
Teri-with-an-I called you
338
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,689
arrogant, and you have
339
00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:54,190
a pathological need to be liked.
340
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:56,277
What? No, I don't.
341
00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:58,070
I just happen to be a great person
342
00:10:58,154 --> 00:10:59,949
who's naturally beloved by all,
343
00:11:00,157 --> 00:11:01,950
despite my personal ambivalence.
344
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,911
Well, if that's true, then you won't mind
345
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:05,246
walking across the bullpen
346
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,582
without saying hello to anybody.
347
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,835
[SCOFFS] No problem.
348
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,670
No nods allowed.
349
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920
What?
350
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,381
Okay, it's gonna be okay.
351
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,466
You're a busy sergeant.
352
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,051
They can't always
expect you to be friendly.
353
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,136
[INHALES DEEPLY]
354
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,264
Time to go to frown town.
355
00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:21,057
Let's do this, Jeffords.
356
00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,225
Hey, Sarge. Bill!
357
00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:23,561
[LAUGHS] What up, man?
358
00:11:25,187 --> 00:11:26,188
You were right.
359
00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,108
Terry loves to be loved!
360
00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:31,152
Hey, Monica! Hey, Doug. [LAUGHS]
361
00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:33,197
Ooh, who wants a nod? [LAUGHS]
362
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,200
Hey. Any luck finding a new venue
363
00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:37,952
that's available on May 15th? Yeah.
364
00:11:38,036 --> 00:11:40,121
May 15, 2026. [SIGHS]
365
00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:41,540
Please tell me the
vendors are giving us back
366
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:42,875
our deposits. Yes.
367
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:44,502
One of them. The photographer.
368
00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:45,962
Provided that you hang out with him,
369
00:11:46,046 --> 00:11:47,255
so how do you feel about
spending the weekend
370
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,423
on his houseboat in Yonkers?
371
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,674
Ugh, Jake.
372
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:51,260
Forget the perfect wedding.
373
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,428
We're screwed. I know.
374
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,930
I can't believe that saint of a woman
375
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,099
is actually marrying the Vulture.
376
00:11:55,183 --> 00:11:56,392
[SIGHS] Maybe he's changed.
377
00:11:56,476 --> 00:11:58,102
How is that even possible? I don't know.
378
00:11:58,186 --> 00:11:59,562
Nothing makes sense anymore.
379
00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:00,647
The Vulture's not the Vulture,
380
00:12:00,731 --> 00:12:01,731
good is bad, up is down,
381
00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:03,441
there's a young pope, winter has come.
382
00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:04,527
That reminds me, I ordered
383
00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:05,611
some premium cable channels.
384
00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:07,030
[CELL PHONE TWANGS]
385
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,658
Hitchcock? What was that sound?
386
00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,692
I just got an alert from my hookup app.
387
00:12:11,952 --> 00:12:14,581
I'm about to boink with
a local single in my area.
388
00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:17,083
Ames. Jake.
389
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:18,168
Ames. Jake!
390
00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:19,253
Ames! Jake!
391
00:12:19,337 --> 00:12:21,088
Up is up, down is down,
the Vulture still boinks!
392
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,297
[CELL PHONE TWANGS]
393
00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:23,633
I need to handle this right now.
394
00:12:23,717 --> 00:12:25,927
I can't believe that bastard
is cheating on nice Jean.
395
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,763
We have to save her.
We have to break them up.
396
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,432
For nice Jean! And the starving kids.
397
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,559
And Michelle Obama.
And a little side benefit,
398
00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,936
if we break them up,
we get our venue back.
399
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,855
Yes, but the main reason is
to save a wonderful person
400
00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,022
from making a horrible mistake.
401
00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:37,900
Of course. That's obviously the point.
402
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:39,277
The venue is just secondary.
403
00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:40,403
What venue? We're great people.
404
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:41,489
Hey, Jake.
405
00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:44,909
See?
406
00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,538
Okay, so the Vulture is
cheating on Jean Munhroe,
407
00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:50,916
which totally tracks, because
he is the epitome of awful.
408
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,751
Ooh, nice use of "epitome." Thanks, babe.
409
00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:54,628
My question is, why pretend to change?
410
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:55,755
I mean, why get married at all?
411
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:56,882
I'll tell you why.
412
00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:59,217
Because Jean's dad is worth $100 million,
413
00:12:59,301 --> 00:13:01,012
and she's his only heir.
414
00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:02,680
Then why did she need our $1,000?
415
00:13:02,764 --> 00:13:05,184
I mean, I'm so happy we gave the money
416
00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:06,768
so the kids could
have rice and et cetera.
417
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,187
So, how do we break them up? Simple.
418
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,148
We catfish him with
Hitchcock's hookup app.
419
00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:12,233
Then, when he takes the
bait, we make him end things
420
00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,069
with Jean respectfully and gently.
421
00:13:14,153 --> 00:13:15,738
Perfect. She hurts for a bit,
422
00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:16,864
but she eventually moves on,
423
00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:17,990
and she finds a much better man.
424
00:13:18,074 --> 00:13:19,201
Yes. And as a distant,
425
00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,036
secondary benefit, we
get the mansion back.
426
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,329
Agreed. Okay.
427
00:13:22,788 --> 00:13:24,499
So, let's create a temptress
428
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,417
that will boink-match with him. Yeah.
429
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,212
What's the sexiest name? Valerie.
430
00:13:28,963 --> 00:13:30,797
That was fast. Do you know a Valerie?
431
00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:31,882
[CHUCKLING] No.
432
00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:32,968
I wish.
433
00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:35,720
[CLEARS THROAT] All right, she's 19,
434
00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:38,182
from Daytona, and her
job is "spray tannist."
435
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,143
Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word.
436
00:13:40,351 --> 00:13:41,352
It's perfect. Yeah.
437
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:42,687
Okay, she's into
438
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:44,773
spring break, bong rips, slurping shots,
439
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,651
and crop tops that say "little cutie."
440
00:13:46,735 --> 00:13:48,612
Noice. She is not into
441
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,657
nerds, wearing pants,
needy guys, monogamy,
442
00:13:51,741 --> 00:13:53,659
or feminism, and her quote is,
443
00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:55,702
"Whatever happened to Girls Gone Wild?"
444
00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:58,457
[CHUCKLES] This Valerie
sounds like a real pill.
445
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,041
[CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT]
446
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,961
Okay. Let's see who our matches are.
447
00:14:02,545 --> 00:14:04,631
Here we go.
448
00:14:04,881 --> 00:14:06,091
[CLEARS THROAT] Uh-huh.
449
00:14:06,175 --> 00:14:07,551
Gross, mmm-hmm.
450
00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:09,261
Oh, Hitchcock?
451
00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:12,390
I mean, "Dave, age 28"?
452
00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:13,808
Ugh. Come on.
453
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,561
Oh! Gotcha.
454
00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:16,979
There he is. All right.
455
00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:18,963
And so begins the delicate dance.
456
00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:21,025
We begin with a simple hello.
457
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,027
And then we wait, so as
not to seem too aggressive…
458
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:24,280
No, he sent us a picture of his penis!
459
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,364
[COMPUTER TWANGING]
460
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,532
Oh, God, he just sent 15 more.
461
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,535
Oh, God, it's horrible.
But it's wonderful.
462
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,703
We're gonna save Jean!
463
00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:31,288
Yes, and we're gonna
get the mansion back!
464
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,372
Oh, no.
465
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,056
Yeah, he put a little hat on it.
466
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,544
Hey, there you are.
467
00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,171
You okay? Yeah, no burns.
468
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,215
The doctor said I was
lucky my body was so damp.
469
00:14:40,299 --> 00:14:42,134
So why did it take so long?
Well, the EMT spent
470
00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:43,344
loads of time on Peanut Butter.
471
00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:44,429
But you know what?
472
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:45,597
I don't care, because I saved
473
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,558
that dumb horse, so I'm the hero.
474
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,435
And this time, when I get my medal,
475
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:50,936
my whole face will be in the picture.
476
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,230
You haven't seen the Post, have you?
477
00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:53,523
What? No.
478
00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:54,816
Why? Somebody was walking
479
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900
by the fire and took a picture
480
00:14:55,984 --> 00:14:57,278
on their cell phone.
481
00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:59,155
What? That's not what happened.
482
00:14:59,239 --> 00:15:00,239
I saved him.
483
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,366
That's not how they're reporting it.
484
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,744
No, look. Daily News got it right.
485
00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:05,287
Yeah.
486
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,708
"Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon."
487
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,293
Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?
488
00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:12,713
Uh-oh, dropped your phone.
Now we'll never know.
489
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,006
[SIGHS] Wait.
490
00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,508
There was a dash cam in the car.
491
00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:17,010
We have footage of what really happened!
492
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:18,470
Brass already called.
They don't want us releasing
493
00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:20,640
that footage. A hero horse is good PR
494
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,809
for the department. Hey, man, uh…
495
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:24,226
Peanut Butter's going on Ellen.
496
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,564
Ellen? That's my dream!
497
00:15:27,189 --> 00:15:29,735
[SIGHS] Now he gets
to dance with DJ twitch!
498
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:32,487
What's going on here?
499
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:35,449
I'm throwing Teri-with-an-I's
party with my own money.
500
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,242
I didn't know her
favorite kind of ice cream,
501
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:38,912
so I printed a photo of her and showed it
502
00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:41,196
to all the ice cream
places within 30 blocks.
503
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,374
Nobody recognized her,
504
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,710
so I got every flavor, 200 pints.
505
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,212
This is the greatest day of my life.
506
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,380
Have you considered
507
00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:48,715
this Teri-with-an-I might not
508
00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:51,302
be an ice cream person? I did think that.
509
00:15:51,469 --> 00:15:53,137
That's why there's a taco bar coming.
510
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:54,639
Yes. Plus barbecue.
511
00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:56,057
Yes. Plus a popcorn guy.
512
00:15:56,141 --> 00:15:57,643
[LAUGHING] Yes. Plus vegan options.
513
00:15:57,727 --> 00:15:58,727
-Why?
-HOLT: Sergeant,
514
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,229
you've become unhinged.
515
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:01,564
There's always gonna
be people in this world
516
00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:02,649
who don't like you.
517
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,775
That's a fact of life.
518
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:04,860
I hear you, sir.
519
00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,404
But I hate the feeling
520
00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:07,780
of people being mad at me.
521
00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,240
So what?
522
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:11,201
I was voted least
friendly in high school,
523
00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,661
and here I am, a police captain.
524
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,621
Do you know what Mr. Popularity
525
00:16:14,705 --> 00:16:16,505
Vincent Mondale is doing these days?
526
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,668
He's a sociologist, for God's sake.
527
00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:20,421
Sociologist, Terry.
528
00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:22,256
I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.
529
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,133
Okay, but just know.
530
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,845
If you go through with this party,
531
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,347
I will like you less.
532
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:33,060
Hello, Vulture. Got a minute?
533
00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:34,271
Doesn't matter. We don't care.
534
00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:35,856
Let me guess. You guys are here to cry
535
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,691
about the wedding
venue that I stole from you
536
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:39,235
fair and square, right? No.
537
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,571
Actually, we wanna talk to
you about some other things.
538
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:44,366
Like spring break, slurping shots,
539
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,576
and hating pants.
540
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,953
Wait a second, why
does that sound familiar?
541
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:50,791
I don't know.
Maybe you should ask… Valerie.
542
00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:53,252
Yeah, that's right. We catfished you.
543
00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:54,504
Boom. You're Valerie?
544
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,046
Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted
545
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,966
my sweet dong snaps on you bozos.
546
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,845
All right, here's how this is gonna go.
547
00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:03,055
You are gonna break up with Jean,
548
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:04,182
because we all know you're just
549
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,266
marrying her for her money.
550
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,394
You're gonna do it
nicely and respectfully,
551
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:08,562
and you're gonna make a generous donation
552
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,022
to her charity. Nice touch, Ames.
553
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,231
You guys got it all wrong.
554
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,484
I don't care that she's rich.
555
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:13,568
Look, I love her.
556
00:17:13,652 --> 00:17:14,652
I just got spooked.
557
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:15,904
You put a vulture into a cage, and…
558
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,198
[SQUAWKS] It freaks out.
559
00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:19,408
Actually, vultures do
very well in captivity
560
00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:21,953
and they mate for life. Research burn.
561
00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:23,747
All right, look. I'm deleting the app
562
00:17:23,831 --> 00:17:24,915
from my phone as we speak, okay?
563
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:27,002
Come on. Jean's over 30.
564
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:28,544
No amount of money in the entire world
565
00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:30,130
could make me marry a woman that old.
566
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:31,590
But love can. And will.
567
00:17:31,674 --> 00:17:32,758
You have two options.
568
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,092
Either you break up with her…
569
00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:35,845
Or we send her the penis pics,
570
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,515
even the one next to the,
I'm guessing, a mini soda can?
571
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,226
Nah, it was regular size. Really?
572
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,520
Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be?
573
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,579
You gonna tell her, or do we have to?
574
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,483
I've changed. Nope.
575
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,867
I won't do it again. Nope.
576
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,737
[GROAN] I'll give you the venue.
577
00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:50,822
Oh. What's that?
578
00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:52,156
I'll give you the venue if
you don't say anything,
579
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,992
but if you do, I'm gonna keep it.
580
00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:55,661
Even if she and I break up, all right?
581
00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:56,787
I love her.
582
00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:58,415
I promise you this.
583
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,834
BOTH: Deal. Okay.
584
00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,377
Now just act normal, please.
585
00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,088
Oh, wow. What a surprise.
586
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:06,048
My donors. Hello, Jean Munhroe!
587
00:18:06,132 --> 00:18:07,635
Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!
588
00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:11,888
You all looked so
intense when I got here.
589
00:18:11,972 --> 00:18:12,974
What were you talking about?
590
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,058
Crime scene. Soup.
591
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:15,477
Uh… Soup crime scene.
592
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:17,437
The Chowder Killer's back at it again.
593
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:19,022
Oh, I haven't heard of him.
594
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:21,150
Yeah, well, he just moved to Manhattan
595
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,111
from New England.
596
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:25,613
You guys are so lucky
to all work together.
597
00:18:25,697 --> 00:18:28,576
Oh, my gosh, what is Keith like at work?
598
00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:30,745
Aw, Keith? Our Keith?
599
00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:32,289
[CHUCKLES DULLY]
Well, he's a real crack-up,
600
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,373
I'll tell you that for free.
601
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,293
We have so many inside jokes.
602
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,752
So many inside jokes. Mmm-hmm.
603
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:38,462
Hey, guys… Potato salad?
604
00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:40,633
[ALL LAUGHING]
605
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,259
You wouldn't understand. It's from work.
606
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:43,927
Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy.
607
00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:45,013
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
608
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:46,931
So how did you two meet?
609
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:49,017
Oh, someone stole from my charity,
610
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:51,270
and another detective was
working on the case so hard
611
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:53,147
for months, and Keith came in,
612
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,442
and solved it right away.
613
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,068
Swooped in like an eagle.
614
00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:59,071
That's why my nickname's the Eagle.
615
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:00,240
Right, guys? Yep.
616
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,367
Everyone calls him…
617
00:19:03,536 --> 00:19:04,578
The Eagle.
618
00:19:04,662 --> 00:19:06,412
So, when did you decide to propose?
619
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:10,627
Oh… Ah, well, we were
just hanging out one night,
620
00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:13,715
and I looked over at Amy and it hit me.
621
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:17,051
She's incredible and my best friend,
622
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:19,179
and I just knew in that moment…
623
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:21,181
I wanted to spend my life with her.
624
00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:22,266
I know what you mean.
625
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,893
Keith and I are the same way.
626
00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:27,356
It is so nice to finally
find someone I can trust.
627
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,274
-[BOTH GROANING]
-Oh, boy.
628
00:19:29,358 --> 00:19:30,985
I can't do this. Yeah, it's bad.
629
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,113
Jean, we have to show you something.
630
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:35,824
No! A penis? Why?
631
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,608
Yep, should've explained it first.
632
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:39,286
Reese Witherspoon is optioning
633
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,622
the Peanut Butter story?
634
00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:42,624
What? Forget that dumb horse.
635
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,168
Have you seen this?
636
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:47,922
"Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals
637
00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:50,300
"Hero Cop Saved Sergeant Peanut Butter."
638
00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:52,219
I don't understand. How'd they get this?
639
00:19:52,303 --> 00:19:53,637
Somebody must have leaked it.
640
00:19:53,721 --> 00:19:54,889
Perfect partner isn't a horse.
641
00:19:54,973 --> 00:19:55,974
The perfect partner is somebody who,
642
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:57,058
no matter how much they hate you,
643
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:58,768
would run through a
fire to save your life.
644
00:19:58,852 --> 00:20:00,688
Aw. Thank you, Rosa.
645
00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:03,357
You're welcome. All right, come with me.
646
00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:04,735
We're going to Shaw's.
647
00:20:05,444 --> 00:20:07,237
Whoa, all this is for me? Yep.
648
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:09,407
You saved Peanut Butter,
even though he's a dick.
649
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:12,326
He is a dick.
To Charles Boyle, everybody!
650
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,954
ALL: To Charles Boyle!
651
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,039
Thanks, guys.
652
00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:18,084
So, Terry, you decided
not to throw a party
653
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,794
for Teri-with-an-I? You were right.
654
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:21,629
Why bother trying to win over a stranger
655
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:23,966
when I can make someone
I care about happy instead?
656
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,385
Well, for the record, Jeffords…
657
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:29,347
I like you a lot and I always have.
658
00:20:29,431 --> 00:20:31,225
All right. Whatever.
659
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:33,477
I taught him well.
660
00:20:33,561 --> 00:20:35,730
Who am I kidding? Terry needs a hug!
661
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,191
[LAUGHING] Mmm?
662
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,768
Hey, I'm still a little shaken up.
663
00:20:40,903 --> 00:20:43,281
We did the right thing, right?
Yes, definitely.
664
00:20:43,365 --> 00:20:44,699
She's way better off without him.
665
00:20:44,783 --> 00:20:45,784
And she let him know it.
666
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:47,619
Yeah, for a human angel,
girl could throw down.
667
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:49,038
I hate wasting rice,
668
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,166
but I hate you more!
669
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,376
She may be the coolest
woman I've ever met.
670
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,627
-Yeah.
-BOYLE: So, what's up
671
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,297
with the wedding?
Do we need to find a new venue?
672
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,715
Actually, we found a place
673
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,216
that's available on the same date.
674
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,469
Ooh, is it another mansion?
675
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:01,720
No, it is not.
676
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,139
Listen up, everybody!
677
00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:04,640
We are getting married
678
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,684
in a public rec center! Super cheap!
679
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,394
On a basketball court! Squeak-squeak!
680
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,522
With one working bathroom!
Ladies gotta wait!
681
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:11,899
And it's in deep Staten Island.
682
00:21:11,983 --> 00:21:14,194
Destination wedding, y'all!
683
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:15,528
But the point is,
684
00:21:15,612 --> 00:21:17,363
these nuptials are still gonna be
685
00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:18,533
mad toit.
686
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:19,909
I would marry you in a dumpster.
687
00:21:19,993 --> 00:21:22,036
Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster.
688
00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:24,081
Dudes, the Vulture's throwing
689
00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:27,752
an all-girl pudding wrestling
party in a mansion in May!
690
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:30,589
It's the only important
thing happening that day!
691
00:21:31,214 --> 00:21:32,664
After party? Fits our budget.