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Pa sam rekla galanterijeru,
“Nećeš založiti

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grosgrain prošle sezone na moj račun."

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I pogodite što sam sljedeće napravio.

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Oh, kladim se da si nešto rekao
malo rezanja.

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jesam. Zaista jesam.

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Rekao sam mu gdje se može gurnuti

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njegova gnusna
jesenska bundeva vrpca.

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Gdje sunce ne sija.

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U guzici, zar ne?
(smijeh)

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(smijeh)

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Oh, Carly,
Tako uživam u našim malim razgovorima.

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-Ajme, hvala. I meni također.
-Ajme, hvala. I meni također.

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(svi vrište)

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Kako si mogao...

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G2G! Zbogom brate!

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* znam *

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* Vidiš *

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* Nekako svijet
promijenit će se za mene *

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*I budi tako divna*

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* Zato se probudite
pripadnici moje nacije *

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* Vrijeme je da budeš *

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* Nema šanse
osim ako ne uzmeš jednu *

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* I vrijeme za vidjeti
vedrija strana*

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*U svakoj situaciji*

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* Neke stvari su suđene *

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* Zato dajte sve od sebe
a ostalo prepustite meni. *

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tko sam ja gdje sam

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Što sam ja?

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Carly. Apartman.

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Djevojka.

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Zakucao sam.

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Ho-ho, dušo!

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Dobio sam vaše poruke u kojima me pitate
objasniti tehnologiju.

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Tako sam polaskan,
Sve sam ispustio.

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Millicent može ići autobusom.

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Bože, vruće je kad ignoriraš
tvoji prioriteti za mene.

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Išao sam autobusom.

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Bilo je brže,
bolje za okoliš

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i nisam morao napraviti
mali razgovor s vozačem.

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Pobjeda!

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Sada, iz vaših tekstova,

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zvuči kao Carly
je žrtva

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od deepfakea.

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Oh. Tip koji je prijavio Nixona?

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br.

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točno?

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Dolazi deepfake
od tehnologije dubokog učenja,

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vrsta A.I.
koji stvara algoritme

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raditi stvari poput mijenjanja lica

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kako bi izgledalo realistično
lažni mediji.

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Računala.

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-Oh!
-Ah.

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Millicent!

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Napisao sam jedan svoj potpis
poučne melodije.

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ja znam

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Nekako volim te pjesme.

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Ti si obični Kidz Bop.

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Samo se nadam da ovo neće zabrljati

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sa svojim novim proizvodom
kojima si me opskrbio.

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* "D" je za vašeg dvojnika
vani u cyber prostoru... *

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Dušo, volim te, ali šuti.

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Čekaj, koji novi proizvod?

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Ovaj novi proizvod!

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Okus Famiglie!

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Najbolje meso na bazi tjestenine
alternativa koju nikad niste probali.

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Nikad nisam pozirao za ovo.

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Ali izgledam li tako
kad ušutkam ljude? (smije se)

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Ne, obično je više kao,
"Budi tiho. Uf."

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(smijeh): Vau.

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To je bilo točno.

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Ne.

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"Carly Shay kaže,
'Okusi oponašaju Famigliu

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"čvrstoća mesa

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s plišanim osjećajem u ustima
tjestenine.'"

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"Osjećaj u ustima"? Uf.

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Gadiš mi se.

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Ljudi, ovo... (smijeh)
očito nisam ja.

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Koristim salvete.

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O moj Bože.

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Netko koristi lažnog mene
prodavati lažno meso.

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Ovo je zločin.

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-Možda bismo trebali pozvati policiju?
-Da.

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(smijeh)

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Oh, ti to ozbiljno?

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Naravno da jest.

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* Kada je situacija
nije tako zabavno *

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* Samo podigni slušalicu,
nazovi 911. *

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Sjeti se kad netko
u mojim komentarima prijetio

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da me "nađeš i nosiš"?

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- Da, ali to je bilo...
-Nije gotovo.

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Policajci su rekli da se ne računa

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jer se to dogodilo u mom telefonu.

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(ruga se)
Ali sigurno...

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Još ide.

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Zatim mi je poslao poruku: "Carly Shay,

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Dolazim po tebe
u Bushwellu."

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A policija je rekla-- citiram--

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"Ovo bi moglo biti o bilo kome."

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Vidi, znam da je ovo sranje,

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ali, kao što uvijek govorim
Millicent...

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* Kad život
daje ti limune... *

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Budi tiho! Uf.

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Hej, Meat-stagroupies.

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Ovdje sam u Shay What?!
probati...

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Okusi Obitelj,

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najbolje meso na bazi tjestenine
alternativa koju nikad nisam probala.

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(gugati se)

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Vas!

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(povraćanje)

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Okusi Famiglia eksplodira,

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ali sada Shay Što?! kupaca
povraćaju.

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Tako,

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malo si se zajebao
za ovaj?

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ja ne.

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"

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"

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Čovječe, Carly prolazi kroz to.

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Koja je Carly?

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Djevojčica?

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Ne, onaj s kojim živim.

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Živiš s djetetom?

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Ona voli biber
i priča za laku noć.

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Tako mi je drago što je tvoj najbolji
konačno u gradu.

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Samo se nadam da nećeš
voli ga više nego mene.

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-Oh. (smije se): Harper!
(smije se)

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Nisam spreman
donijeti tu odluku.

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(smijeh) Oh!
(zvoni na vratima)

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Izgledam li dobro?

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Dimitri-Pascual je radio
šalter kod Neimana.

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Oh, prodavao je odjeću?

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Ne, samo je dao
njegova neželjena mišljenja.

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I naplatio za njih.

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-Hej, djevojko, hej!
(smijeh)

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DIMITRI-PASCUAL i TINSLEY:
Hodaj, hodaj,

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hodaj, hodaj, hodaj, poziraj!

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(smijeh)

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fuj

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- To će biti deset dolara.
(smijeh)
(smijeh)

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Harper, želim da se upoznate
moj vozi ili umri, Dimitri-Pascual.

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(smije se)
- On je kao Madonna.

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-Ne. Trajati. Ime. (smijeh)
(smijeh)

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-Oh! Mwah. Mwah.
-Mwah. Mwah.

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Mwah. Mwah.

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OMG, služiš
odvratno, kraljice.

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(smije se)

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Nadam se da ćeš uhvatiti
klamidija iz koale.

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(Tinsley se smije)

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(tiho): Misli li ovaj čovjek
Imam nesiguran seks s koalama?

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-Apsolutno ne.
To je kompliment.
(smije se)

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-Dimitri-Pascual
voli tobolčare.
(smije se)

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Zoologija. Pogledaj,
ti glupa kurvo.

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- To je kompliment!
- To je kompliment!

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(smijeh)

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Hvala ti na kuhanju.

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Ali ovo izgleda kao da je bilo
povratila stara osoba.

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hodati?

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-Hodaj. (smije se)
(smije se)

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OBOJE;
hodati,

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hodaj, hodaj, hodaj, hodaj.

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Znate tko još
bez prezimena?!

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Sotona.

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Dobar dan, Carly Nation.

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Prekidam ti dan
sa strašnim vijestima.

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Ja, Carly Shay,

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žrtva sam deepfakea.

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Pustit ću da to utone.

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Okusi Famiglia
ne podržavam ja.

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dečki,

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Deepfake Carly želi
pridružiti se mom životu!

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Pusti je unutra
tako da joj se možeš suprotstaviti.

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I mogu pokušati
i razdvoji ih.

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Reci joj da sam je pozdravio.

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Što? Možda je prevarant,
ali ipak mi je sestra.

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Moja sestra prevarantica.

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Moja fisterka!

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Pozdrav, Deepfake Carly.

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Izgleda da ste se konačno odlučili
da pokažem svoje lice.

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Oh, Carly, ja sam prava Carly.

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A ja, Carly,
nemaju što skrivati.

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Ti si šarlatan.

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Bože, uvijek koristi
najcool riječi.

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Njih dvoje.
Ne želim to

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a ipak ne mogu skrenuti pogled.

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Imam hladne, čvrste dokaze

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to dokazuje
Ja sam prava Carly Shay.

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Za početak ću vam nešto otkriti
samo bi prava Carly znala.

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Moja prva slavna zaljubljenost

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bio je Foghorn Leghorn.

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Što? br.

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Nikad nisam imao požudne čežnje
za lijepog pijetla iz crtića!

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Oblikovan?

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I da to dokažem,

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Htjela bih podijeliti
neke moje Fog-Leg erotike.

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(smije se, pročišćava grlo)

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“Bila je to mirna noć
u kokošinjcu kad..."

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Bok!

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Tko bi mi to napravio?

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Svima se sviđam.

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Osim Lewberta.

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I gospođo Briggs,
Wade Collins, Griffin...

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Kyoko i Yuki,
svi petografi...

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Wes, Beau, ja.

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Trebam li samo otići po svoj registrator?

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U redu, dobro.

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Valjda nekoliko ljudi
imajte manjih zamjerki sa mnom.

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ali...

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tko bi išao
na svu ovu nevolju?

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Mislim, tako je razrađeno.

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To je tako zlo. tako je...

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-Nevel Papperman!
- Gradonačelnik Pete Buttigieg!

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Nevel Papperman.

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Ne mogu vjerovati da nas je Nevel pozvao

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u zlu jazbinu
bez parkinga na ulici.

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Zašto ima toliko suhomesnatih proizvoda?

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Jer je pažljiv domaćin?

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Pa, dobro, dobro.

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Carly Shay i sur.

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Dopustite mi da objasnim.

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(imitira Vita Corleonea):
Bile su dvije velike ljubavi

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mog života:

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moja voljena žena Prunella

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i Kum,

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film...

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nikad nisam vidio.

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(normalan glas):
Ipak, tako zabavna atmosfera.

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Počnite s trećim.

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Prva dva su smeće.

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(cvili)
Carly Shay!

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Bok!

232
00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,260
O moj Bože!

233
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,395
Nisam te vidio
budući da si bila moja djeveruša.

234
00:09:18,495 --> 00:09:19,396
Nije li to ludo?

235
00:09:19,495 --> 00:09:20,796
jako mi nedostajes!

236
00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:23,066
Kako si, mama?

237
00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:25,367
Nije sjajno, Prunella.

238
00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:29,337
Nevel, moraš prestati s ovim.

239
00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:30,904
Ljudi se razboljevaju.

240
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:34,007
Još važnije,
moj restoran je zatvoren!

241
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,407
Na dva sata!

242
00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,743
Je li ovo sve zato što
Ja sam ti upropastio vjenčanje?

243
00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:38,777
Uništen?

244
00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:40,345
Mislio sam da je naše vjenčanje bilo sjajno.

245
00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:43,447
Čini mi se da se sjećam jednog
vrlo zgodna plavokosa bomba

246
00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:46,650
koji se pokazao
prilično okretan u limbu.

247
00:09:46,749 --> 00:09:49,018
U bokovima je.

248
00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:53,188
Ali niste nam uspjeli dati dar
u roku od jedne godine.

249
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,323
I, prema Emily Post,
kažnjeni ste.

250
00:09:57,091 --> 00:09:59,425
Čekati. Da razjasnimo.

251
00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:02,128
Dakle, proizveli ste
otrovni veganski proizvod,

252
00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,296
oblijepio mi lice posvuda

253
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,297
a onda me duboko lažirao
da natjeram brata da ga proda,

254
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,899
sve zato što ste morali kupiti
tvoj vlastiti jebeni KitchenAid?

255
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,200
ooh!
Koju ste boju dobili?

256
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,001
-Oh. Ružičasto zlato.
- To je tako otmjeno.

257
00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:14,270
-Jesi li dobio
prilozi za tjesteninu?
-O moj Bože, jesi li napravio

258
00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:16,505
- ova kobasica
s mlinom za meso?
-Dečki!

259
00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:20,341
Gle, ovo je smiješno.

260
00:10:20,441 --> 00:10:23,343
Ali donijet ću ti nešto ako
to znači da ćeš me ostaviti na miru.

261
00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:27,012
Nešto? Carly,
ne možete se odjaviti.

262
00:10:27,113 --> 00:10:29,548
Društvo ima pravila.

263
00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:32,584
Fino. Što je ostalo?

264
00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:34,085
O moj Bože.

265
00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:36,620
Fond "Zbrka s Carly"?

266
00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:40,123
Neki parovi rade sredstva za med,
ali bili smo na medenom mjesecu

267
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,692
kod djeda Pappermana
palatalni polinezijski palapa.

268
00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:47,195
Pa smo pokrenuli "Nered
umjesto toga s fondom Carly".

269
00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:48,562
(smije se)
(smije se) Vidiš,

270
00:10:48,662 --> 00:10:50,029
kada je sve ovo počelo,

271
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,499
bio je to moj ljubavni elaborat
plan za osvetu.

272
00:10:52,599 --> 00:10:54,066
Ali onda smo shvatili
imali smo

273
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,767
najbolji seks u našim životima,

274
00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,702
a sada je to samo naša stvar.

275
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:00,371
Je li vas netko uhvatio
dinja lopta?

276
00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:01,938
Što ne bih dao
zamotati ovo

277
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:04,308
oko svježeg komada
dinje upravo sada.

278
00:11:04,408 --> 00:11:07,676
Koristili smo Carly fond
kupiti užeglo svinjsko meso

279
00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:09,477
u Tastes Famiglia.

280
00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:10,712
Također odlična cijena.

281
00:11:10,812 --> 00:11:13,214
Bili su praktički
bacajući ga.

282
00:11:13,314 --> 00:11:14,148
(smijeh)

283
00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:16,349
Jeste li rekli "užegla svinjetina?"

284
00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,084
-Aha.
-Aha.

285
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:20,752
Dosta ovoga.

286
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:23,922
Ne možete ništa učiniti
da nas natjera da prestanemo.

287
00:11:24,022 --> 00:11:26,657
Ništa! (kikoće se)

288
00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:29,559
(smijeh, režanje)

289
00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:33,028
Pruney, tvoj zli smijeh
postaje tako zlokobno.

290
00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:35,397
Oh. Učio sam od najboljih.

291
00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:39,033
Ako ništa ne mogu učiniti
da te zaustavim,

292
00:11:39,134 --> 00:11:41,067
zašto si nas onda napravio
doći skroz ovamo?

293
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:45,204
Jer vidjeti te kako se migoljiš
stvarno to radi za nas.

294
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,605
(smijeh)

295
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,905
(oboje se cerekaju)

296
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:53,944
Spencer, zašto se smiješ?

297
00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:56,246
Jako mi je neugodno!

298
00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:01,283
Dakle, tijekom orijentacije
prve godine,

299
00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:03,917
Bacio sam epic rager
u njenoj sobi,

300
00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:05,486
a kad su policajci iz kampusa došli,

301
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,887
Rekao sam im to
alkohol je bio Tinsleyev,

302
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:10,889
a ova delinkventna drolja
stavljen ispred

303
00:12:10,989 --> 00:12:12,391
stegovnog povjerenstva.

304
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:13,525
(smijeh)

305
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,992
A mislio si,

306
00:12:15,092 --> 00:12:17,795
“Ovo je osoba
Želim biti prijatelj s."

307
00:12:17,895 --> 00:12:19,496
Ne, ne, ne, bilo je smiješno.

308
00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:21,831
Tata je dobio LMFAO
govoriti na maturi,

309
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,766
i sve je nestalo.

310
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:25,000
Pa, ako ste imali
učinio mi je to,

311
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,269
ti bi diplomirao
na groblje.

312
00:12:28,303 --> 00:12:30,305
Idem po još jedno piće.

313
00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:32,373
Ali još vam je toliko toga ostalo.

314
00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:38,010
Mm. Ne više.

315
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:39,578
Pravit ću ti društvo.

316
00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,980
Kad bih rekao da jesam
umjesto toga ću piškiti,

317
00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:44,482
- bi li te to zaustavilo?
-Ne.

318
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:48,585
Dakle, Dimitri-Pascual.

319
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,018
-Mm-hmm.
- Dva imena.

320
00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,454
Tu mora biti priča.

321
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,922
Mmm, priča je:
ubit ću te.

322
00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,291
Kraj.

323
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:59,759
Osjeća se lagano
u sredini.

324
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,428
Šališ se, zar ne?

325
00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:02,861
ja nisam

326
00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:05,397
Vidiš, kad je Tinsley samac,

327
00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:08,233
ona me razmazi kao pokvarenog
mali princ kakav sam ja.

328
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,500
Ja sam kao njeno dijete

329
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,569
i njezinog dečka
sve u jednom.

330
00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:14,170
Pa, ja sam njena djevojka,

331
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,071
i naša dinamika je normalna,

332
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,407
pa ti i ja trebamo koegzistirati.

333
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,175
Oh, ja ne živim ni s kim.

334
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,644
Samo pitajte Cherry Jones.

335
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,417
Spencerova cool osveta
ideja broj 48:

336
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,952
Oženio sam Nevelovu majku
i dao ga na posvajanje.

337
00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:36,920
Nema potrebe za dobivanjem
uključeni obiteljski sudovi.

338
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,255
Dovoljno su zaposleni.

339
00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:40,456
Spencerova cool osveta
ideja broj 49:

340
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:43,626
Punimo Nevelov auto
s Livestrong narukvicama.

341
00:13:43,726 --> 00:13:45,927
Koliko Livestrong narukvica
jesi li kupio?

342
00:13:46,027 --> 00:13:48,230
Mislio sam da pomažem.

343
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,465
Vidi, Nevel
i Prunella su samo

344
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:52,765
pokušavajući izvući iz mene,

345
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,166
pa ih ignoriram

346
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,034
i puštanje čipsa
padaju gdje mogu.

347
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,470
Pad, čips, pad.

348
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,905
Oh, Carly.
Ovo morate vidjeti uživo.

349
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:05,442
Tražim lijek za rješenje
sve tvoje bolesti?

350
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,477
Zatim ja, Freddie Benson,
ima odgovor za vas.

351
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:09,945
Okusi Famiglia.

352
00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:12,313
Podržavam ja, Freddie Benson.

353
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:14,649
Hvala bogu nikad
uzeo njegovo prezime.

354
00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:18,785
Ako nemate kontrolu nad mjehurom...
i znam da jesam--

355
00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:20,486
prasak! Okusi Famiglia.

356
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:24,155
A ako imate
suha koža od glave do pete...

357
00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:25,890
-I ide njegova košulja.
- Znam da znam.

358
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,825
Wow, on je iznenađujuće opterećen.

359
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:32,228
* D je za vašeg dvojnika
vani u cyber prostoru *

360
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,630
* "E" je za... *
E, to sam ja!

361
00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:36,931
O da, dušo,

362
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,267
to je lijepo

363
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,603
U redu, očito to
također je deepfake.

364
00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:46,339
Ali volim što
učinili su s mojim torzom.

365
00:14:46,439 --> 00:14:47,739
Aah!

366
00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:49,808
Igra gotova, kučko.

367
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:51,776
Oh, žao mi je, Millicent.

368
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:53,278
To nije bilo za tebe.

369
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,617
Prvo su došli po mene,

370
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:03,918
bilo mi je dobro.

371
00:15:04,018 --> 00:15:05,753
Onda su došli po mog brata.

372
00:15:05,853 --> 00:15:07,921
- Također dobro.
-Što...

373
00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:09,923
Ali sada dolaze po mog čovjeka?

374
00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:13,058
Moja slatka, bez obrane
mali čovjek?

375
00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:14,826
Nosilac sam žutog pojasa.

376
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,861
Čuj moj bojni poklič!

377
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:19,663
(vrišti)

378
00:15:20,598 --> 00:15:21,798
Evo plana.

379
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,333
Opkolit ćemo ih
na skladištu.

380
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,834
Spencer, u ovom trenutku,

381
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,002
već ćeš se posvađati
svi šnauceri.

382
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:28,570
Gdje si nabavio ovo jaje?

383
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:31,171
Vrlo je važno da znam.

384
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,341
Kad ih jednom dobijemo
izvan skladišta,

385
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,343
Harper, trebat ćeš vezati oči
i odmah im staviti lisice.

386
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:38,577
shvaćam Jedine lisice
Imam ružičaste i nejasne.

387
00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:39,645
Hoće li to uspjeti?

388
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,446
Mogu li ljudi izaći iz njih?

389
00:15:41,546 --> 00:15:43,214
Samo ako koriste
njihova sigurna riječ.

390
00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:45,148
Savršen.
Freddie,

391
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,883
nokautirati ćeš ih
s klorofilom.

392
00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:49,652
Mislim da misliš na kloroform.

393
00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:52,622
Mislim, što?

394
00:15:53,388 --> 00:15:56,291
Poznajemo li nekoga
sa stvarno velikim prtljažnikom

395
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:57,891
i pristup odlagalištu?

396
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,993
U redu, dušo, hoću
tu te zaustaviti.

397
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,628
Oh, molim te, Freddie,
nikada se ne bismo mogli uklopiti

398
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,062
cijelo tijelo u svoj Yaris.

399
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,930
Jedva se skida
zemlju s namirnicama.

400
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,699
Iako volim ovu agro energiju,

401
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,200
ne trebamo učiniti
stvarno ubojstvo.

402
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,569
U redu?
Mi samo...

403
00:16:12,669 --> 00:16:14,203
samo trebamo
ući u njihove glave.

404
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:15,639
I mislim da znam kako.

405
00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:17,573
-S bušilicom?
-Da!

406
00:16:17,673 --> 00:16:19,207
(navijanje)

407
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:20,442
u redu,

408
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,345
svima treba
da skinem kamuflaž.

409
00:16:23,445 --> 00:16:25,612
(stenjanje)

410
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,850
Žao mi je što nisam točno pogodio
završi s Dimitri-Pascualom.

411
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,817
Ali lijepo je imati
opet neko vrijeme sam.

412
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,387
Zašto namještaš
treća ploča?

413
00:16:35,487 --> 00:16:36,954
ja nisam

414
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:39,323
-Nisam.
(zvoni na vratima)

415
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:40,723
jesam.

416
00:16:42,592 --> 00:16:44,826
Hej, vještice.

417
00:16:45,994 --> 00:16:48,496
Tinsley mi je rekao da imaš
malo po svojim osjećajima,

418
00:16:48,596 --> 00:16:52,966
pa sam ti rekao "žao mi je što jesi".
bez smisla za humor" tepsija.

419
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,468
šalim se

420
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:57,703
ja se smijem.

421
00:16:57,803 --> 00:17:00,672
Tako mi je drago što ste oboje
otvorite za ponovni pokušaj.

422
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:02,306
Puno mi znači.

423
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:05,441
Oh, učinila bih sve za tebe,
moj truli mali pakleni pas.

424
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:08,511
Zašto ne napravite lajk
kuhinjska djevojka koja si

425
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,045
i zgrabi nam šporke?

426
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:12,246
(smijeh)

427
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:15,716
Baš slatko od tebe

428
00:17:15,816 --> 00:17:17,451
provesti svoju posljednju noć u gradu

429
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,551
u mom skromnom prebivalištu.

430
00:17:19,652 --> 00:17:22,721
Skroman je savršen
riječ za to.

431
00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:27,223
Oh!

432
00:17:27,324 --> 00:17:28,526
(smijeh)

433
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,960
Ooh, "sir-aj."

434
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,830
Mislio sam da si vegan?

435
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,531
Ili je to samo tako
jedna od tvojih faza,

436
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:38,199
poput klistiranja kavom ili klauniranja?

437
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,936
Veganska je, ali nećete
čak moći reći

438
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:46,038
jer ima
čvrstoću mesa.

439
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:48,708
Čvrstoća?

440
00:17:48,808 --> 00:17:52,477
I pliš
osjećaj tjestenine u ustima.

441
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:54,211
Osjećaj u ustima?

442
00:17:54,311 --> 00:17:56,313
Liječi li također
razne bolesti?

443
00:17:56,414 --> 00:18:00,783
Pa, zašto ne uzmeš
zalogaj i saznati?

444
00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:02,918
Pa, u mojoj kulturi,

445
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:05,686
kuhar uvijek
uzima prvi zalogaj.

446
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:09,689
Pa, u mojoj blizini,
susjedna kultura,

447
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,858
kuhar oduševljeno gleda

448
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,560
dok domaćin uzima prvi zalogaj

449
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,862
i proguta ga.

450
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,296
Pošto je to moj dom...

451
00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:20,732
umirem od gladi,
pa ako ti ne smeta,

452
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,332
Upravo ću zaroniti.

453
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,100
(iskrivljeno):
Ne!

454
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,267
(iskrivljeno): Ne!

455
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:30,839
Ne smiješ to jesti, Tinsley.

456
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,373
To je Tastes Famiglia,

457
00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,342
pa to je odvratno.

458
00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:36,643
Ne na dobar način.

459
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:38,210
I moglo bi te ubiti.

460
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,412
- Također ne na dobar način.
(Tinsley dahće)

461
00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:42,648
Je li to istina?

462
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,314
Pokušavaš li me otrovati?

463
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,084
Limenke, ne bih nikad.

464
00:18:47,184 --> 00:18:49,052
Pokušavao sam je otrovati.

465
00:18:49,152 --> 00:18:50,587
Oh!

466
00:18:50,687 --> 00:18:52,988
(uzvikuje)

467
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,189
Reći ću ti nešto

468
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:55,758
trebao sam reći
prije mnogo vremena.

469
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,091
Nisi smiješan

470
00:18:57,191 --> 00:18:59,461
i želim tebe
iz mog života, Andrew.

471
00:18:59,561 --> 00:19:00,527
(uzdahne)

472
00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:01,962
Ali-ali-ali,

473
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:03,630
bez mene, ti si
samo još jedna bogata kučka.

474
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:04,697
-Oh.
-Jesam

475
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,599
Leah Remini vašoj J.Lo.

476
00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:09,801
Ja sam LeFou za tvog Gastona.

477
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,135
Pa, ona je
zaljubljena bogata kučka.

478
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,438
Odbijanje.
Pogledaj, glupa kurvo.

479
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:17,206
Oh, Harper.

480
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:20,041
Trebala sam ti vjerovati
o Dimitri-Pascualu.

481
00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:22,243
Ipak će mi nedostajati.

482
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:25,446
Tko će me zvati
sad užasni mali trol?

483
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,647
ja ću.

484
00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:29,415
Jer ja sam tvoja djevojka.

485
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,383
I dinamika nam je normalna.

486
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,886
(uzdahne)

487
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:36,287
-Što je?
-Mislim da dugujem Cherry Jones

488
00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:38,456
velika isprika.

489
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:43,626
Mi smo glavni umovi
iza Tastes Famiglia.

490
00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:47,796
Žalim za danom koji sam ikad upropastio
Carlyn kredibilitet.

491
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,097
Hej, to je moja rečenica.

492
00:19:49,197 --> 00:19:50,465
o moj Bože
ali tako je zabavno reći.

493
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,200
"Rue." Da, jeste. (smije se)

494
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,936
U našu obranu,
petljanje s Carly et al

495
00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:59,505
stvarno začinio naš seksualni život.

496
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,006
Što nam je trebalo.

497
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:03,708
Mislim, stvarno samo
ležati kao morska zvijezda.

498
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,610
Pomislili biste dva zla genija

499
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,744
bili bi dinamo u vreći.

500
00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:09,946
Ali bili biste u krivu.

501
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:12,214
Zaključno,

502
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,482
loši smo u seksu,

503
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:15,650
i jako nam je žao.

504
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,918
I rezati.

505
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,485
I odvratno.

506
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,688
To je završno za iCarly's
prva operacija deepfakea.

507
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,223
I naša zadnja, ako Bog da.

508
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,724
Zapravo bih volio još jednom

509
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,358
sad kad sam se naletio na to.

510
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,393
I sada čekamo.

511
00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:31,461
(zvona telefona)

512
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:33,096
Oh, to je bilo brzo.

513
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:35,297
kaže Nevel
oni će prestati ako mi prestanemo.

514
00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:36,265
(smijeh)

515
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,833
I također, vrlo je muževan.

516
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:40,035
(zvona telefona)
- Kao kobra.

517
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:41,936
(zvona telefona)
-Kobra s ovisnošću o seksu.

518
00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:42,937
-(stenje)
(zvona telefona)

519
00:20:43,037 --> 00:20:44,972
Ali samo za svoju ženu.

520
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:48,241
Ajme Dobro za njih.

521
00:20:51,443 --> 00:20:54,211
Pruney, ne.
Mogu se promijeniti.

522
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:56,548
Ili ostati isti.
Što god želite.

523
00:20:56,648 --> 00:20:58,815
Nisam baš slušao.

524
00:20:58,915 --> 00:21:00,883
Petljati se s Carly
bilo je sve što smo imali.

525
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:02,184
Sada kada je to gotovo,

526
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:03,653
i mi smo.

527
00:21:03,753 --> 00:21:06,521
I uzimam KitchenAid.

528
00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,522
S nastavkom za tjesteninu?

529
00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:10,257
Kako ću ekstrudirati?

530
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,192
Mislim, nemoj ići.
volim te

531
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:14,561
Uf!

532
00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:15,895
(uzdahne)

533
00:21:17,262 --> 00:21:19,430
„Evo vjenčanog dara
da stvari budu začinjene.

534
00:21:19,531 --> 00:21:20,965
“Nemoj me kontaktirati.

535
00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:22,933
Carly Shay."

536
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,233
Što kažeš--

537
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,836
trebamo li pokušati još jednom?

538
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,505
Uzmimo štap za limbo, dušo.

539
00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:07,365
ooh!