1
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- Ito ay isang kwento
ng mag-asawang baliw na umiibig.

2
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Sa sobrang galit, nagmaneho sila
baliw sa isa't isa.

3
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- Oh, fuck
ikaw, Travis Maddox.

4
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- Fuck mo!

5
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- Alam mo, para sa isang tao

6
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sino ang nagsasabing sila
hindi isang nakakalason na lalaki,

7
00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:51,586
hindi ka gumagawa ng napakahusay na trabaho.

8
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- Awww, wahh!

9
00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,756
Isa pang 10 puntos na pagkatalo para kay Travis

10
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at ang tanga ni Abby
patimpalak sa kasal.

11
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- Aw, huwag mag-alala.

12
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Natalo ka sa patimpalak na iyon
napakatagal na panahon na ang nakalipas.

13
00:01:00,662 --> 00:01:01,663
- Oh, talaga?

14
00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,297
Binigay mo ba ang sarili mo
pagbabawas ng 10 puntos

15
00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,700
kapag tumakbo ka kasama ng iyong
titties out sa isang pampublikong beach?

16
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O, o paano naman ngayong umaga?

17
00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:08,870
Nagulat ba ang boyfriend mo

18
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upang makita ang mga karpet
tumugma sa mga kurtina?

19
00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,844
- Hahayaan mo
Itinulak ka ni Nanay Theresa

20
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sa paligid ng ganyan?

21
00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,782
- Por favor, magsimula tayo
mula sa simula.

22
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Sabihin mo sa akin kung paano ka umibig.

23
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- Well, lahat
nagsimula sa bilog.

24
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Ito ay sa ilalim ng lupa
fight club.

25
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Medyo big deal ako sa.

26
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- Oh, ang ego sa iyo.

27
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- Mula sa
sandali na nakita ko siya,

28
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Hindi ko makuha ang aking
mata sa kanya,

29
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na isang pagkakamali dahil
May kinakalaban ako.

30
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Tapos nahuli ko siya
Insta-stalking sa akin,

31
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na katakut-takot, kung
hindi siya kaibig-ibig.

32
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- Ako ay hindi
Insta-stalking.

33
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Okay, siguro ako.

34
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Pero siya lang ako
maaaring isipin.

35
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- Pagkatapos ay nagpatuloy kami
romantic date talaga ito

36
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at alam kong siya iyon.

37
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- Oo, ngunit naisip ko
siya ay isang kabuuang manlalaro.

38
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May dala siyang drawer na puno ng
mga sex toy at condom.

39
00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:06,360
- Kaya ako
nakipagpustahan sa kanya.

40
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At kung nanalo ako, kailangan niya
maging roommate ko sa loob ng isang buwan.

41
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Platonically.

42
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- Pader ng Tsina.

43
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natalo ako sa taya.

44
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At oo, siya noon
kaakit-akit, ngunit baliw.

45
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At ayokong makipag-date sa baliw.

46
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Gusto ko ng maganda, normal
lalaking katulad ni Parker Hayes.

47
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- Diyos ko.

48
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- Sino ang tinakot niya.

49
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- Bakit mo dinadala iyan?

50
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- Dahil iyon ang nangyari.

51
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- Okay, Miss Honesty,

52
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Bakit hindi natin pag-usapan ang tungkol sa iyo
panghagupit sa umaga sa Obispo?

53
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- Bishop Gomez?

54
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- Hindi, ito ay isang euphemism.

55
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Binibigyan niya ako ng hand job.

56
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- Ito ay hindi isang pag-amin.

57
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- Siya ay isang pari
- At ikaw ay isang asshole!

58
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Kahit papaano, laban sa akin
mas mabuting paghatol,

59
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Nahulog ang loob ko sa kanya.

60
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Hinatid niya pa ako pauwi
upang makilala ang kanyang mga kapatid.

61
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At tulad ng lahat
going great, dinukot ako

62
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nitong Vegas gangster na si Benny,

63
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kasi nangyari ako
maging napakahusay sa poker.

64
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- At pagkatapos ay iniligtas ko siya.

65
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- At pagkatapos ay iniligtas ko siya.

66
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- At pagkatapos ay kami
natagpuan ang kanyang ninakaw na pera.

67
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Tumakbo palayo sa mga masasamang tao
at namuhay ng maligaya magpakailanman.

68
00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,718
- Maliban sa hindi tayo
masaya, I mean masaya.

69
00:03:03,785 --> 00:03:05,252
Kung bakit tayo nandito.

70
00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:10,390
- Okay, bakit hindi natin simulan
sa Happily Ever After?

71
00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,593
Iyon ba ang gabi ng iyong kasal?

72
00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,861
- Eh.

73
00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:15,096
- Iyan ay medyo hindi malinaw.

74
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- Oo.

75
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Kami ay fucked up.

76
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- Okay, paano na tayo
magsimula anim na araw ang nakalipas.

77
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Pag gising namin.

78
00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:22,837
- Iyon
maaaring makatulong.

79
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Hindi ko gustong umalis
itong kama, kalapati.

80
00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,431
- Oh, baby.

81
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Oo, babe.

82
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- Shep?

83
00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,772
- Alam ko kung ano ang gusto mo, babe.

84
00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:02,442
Lagi kong sinasabi na gusto mo ng magic,
Maddox fingers, hindi ba?

85
00:04:03,845 --> 00:04:05,613
Ooh, kiliti, kiliti.

86
00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,620
Hindi ikaw si Mare.

87
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May brown na mata si Mare!

88
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- Anong ginagawa niyo?

89
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- Wala.

90
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- Nasaan si Mare?

91
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- Mare?

92
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- Oo.

93
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- Nasaan si Mare?

94
00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,601
- Hindi ko alam.

95
00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,604
- Mare, kalabasa, nasaan ka?

96
00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,304
- Ano ba naman
nangyari kagabi?

97
00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,807
- Ano ba naman
nangyari kagabi?

98
00:04:32,874 --> 00:04:34,041
- Ako, hindi ko alam.

99
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hindi ko alam.

100
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- Aba.

101
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- Saan ginawa ang lahat ng ito
galing ang pera?

102
00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,579
- Benny.

103
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- Hindi, ito ay
Pera ni Benny dito.

104
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- Naguguluhan ako.

105
00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,086
- Oh, sa tingin ko pumunta ako
pagsusugal kagabi.

106
00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:47,487
- Oh aking Diyos, ano ang nangyayari?

107
00:04:49,157 --> 00:04:51,959
Oh, guys, hey ay nasa TV.

108
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- Diyos ko.

109
00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:54,962
- I guess nanalo ka?

110
00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,063
- Magandang trabaho.

111
00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:56,898
- Kaya lahat tayo ay naghiwalay?

112
00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:57,832
- Masuwerte 13.

113
00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:58,766
- Oh!

114
00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,168
- Oh ayan
pumunta ka, camera.

115
00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,035
- Mayroon akong
walang maalala yun!

116
00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:01,903
- Hindi ko maalala iyon.

117
00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:02,570
I wonder anong kinanta natin?

118
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,775
- Muli, inalagaan mo ako.
- Oo, dahil mahal kita.

119
00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:09,844
- Oh, babe.

120
00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,946
- Oo.

121
00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:13,014
- Pininger ko si Travis.

122
00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:13,981
- Ano?
- Ano?

123
00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,550
- Ano?
- Ano?

124
00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,519
- Ano?

125
00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,521
- Hindi yan totoo.

126
00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:22,990
Hindi ko gagawin iyon.

127
00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:25,392
- Mukhang totoo.

128
00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:29,230
- Oh, shit guy, guys.

129
00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:30,798
Tumingin, tumingin, tumingin sa screen.

130
00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:33,301
- Hindi yan totoo.

131
00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,669
Yan, tayo lang
kalokohan, tama?

132
00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,571
- Iyan, nakakatawa.

133
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- Ay, shit.

134
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- Diyos ko.

135
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- Okay, Okay, Abby.

136
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- Diyos ko, kami
nagpakasal kagabi?

137
00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:45,913
- Abby, okay lang.

138
00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:46,781
Tumingin ka sa akin.

139
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- Diyos ko.

140
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,050
- Ito ay malamang na hindi
isang perpektong paraan upang gawin ito,

141
00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,017
pero mahal kita.

142
00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,418
Mahal na mahal kita at,

143
00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,553
at gusto ko iyon
nandito ang pamilya ko

144
00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,288
para makita kitang ganito.

145
00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,022
mahal kita.

146
00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,400
- Ay, Abby.

147
00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,803
- Hindi iyon ang kailangan namin.

148
00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:11,072
Well, hey, makinig ka,
sa maliwanag na bahagi,

149
00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,472
Akala ko,

150
00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,009
Akala ko yung speech na yun
ay napakaromantiko.

151
00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:21,682
- Hello.

152
00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,185
- Hi, ito ay sa
front desk na may paalala

153
00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:25,586
ang checkout na iyon ay isang oras ang nakalipas.

154
00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:30,625
Kaya magkakaroon ng isang
surcharge na humigit-kumulang $180,000.

155
00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,160
Ikaw fucking ass-clowns.

156
00:06:33,261 --> 00:06:34,795
- Teka, si Benny ba iyon?

157
00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,796
- Benny?

158
00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:36,664
- Sino si Benny?

159
00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:37,464
- Benny?

160
00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,599
- Hindi, hindi, nakuha ko ito.

161
00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,667
Huwag kang mag-alala.
- Hindi, nakuha ko ito.

162
00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:40,701
Benny?

163
00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,736
- Ano ang kasama nito
iyong henerasyon

164
00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,604
at ang lubos na kawalan ng ugali?

165
00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,906
Walang magandang umaga,

166
00:06:45,006 --> 00:06:46,107
kamusta araw mo?

167
00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,742
- Tingnan mo, alam ko ang lahat
ang con na ikaw at ang aking ama

168
00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,177
at sinubukang sirain ni Jesse
tapos na ako, okay?

169
00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:51,879
- Oo, iyon ay sinaunang kasaysayan.

170
00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:55,182
Ito ay tungkol kay Travis,
ipagpalagay ang iyong utang

171
00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:57,184
sa pamamagitan ng pakikipaglaban sa Chernobyl.

172
00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,086
Pera na hindi ko naibalik.

173
00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,087
- Mayroon ako nito.

174
00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,622
I'm hang up on you.

175
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,491
- Well, nakikita ko kung sino ang nagsusuot
ang mga bola sa relasyong ito.

176
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,895
Gusto kong makita ang dalawa
sa aking opisina sa isang oras.

177
00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:10,831
At huwag ka rin
isipin ang paglaktaw ng bayan.

178
00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,533
Buh-bye.

179
00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,501
- At least hayaan mo ako

180
00:07:14,302 --> 00:07:15,069
- Halika, pool.

181
00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,370
Tara na.

182
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,104
Huwag kang tumingin
sa akin ganyan.

183
00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,506
Tara na.

184
00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:20,875
- Siya ay bluffing.

185
00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:21,842
- Oo.

186
00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:34,088
- Baril!

187
00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:36,524
- Diyos ko!

188
00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,059
Kunin mo siya, kunin mo!

189
00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:44,131
Magandang trabaho, baby.

190
00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,099
- Hindi!

191
00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:46,133
- Pumasok ka diyan!

192
00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,501
- Proud ako sayo.

193
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,903
- Ikaw lang ba
sipain ang pinsan ko?

194
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,272
- Nakababa siya.

195
00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:52,573
ayos lang.

196
00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,341
Bigyan ka ng isang bagay
magpalamig sa.

197
00:07:53,441 --> 00:07:54,108
- Diyos ko.

198
00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:55,543
Oh, oh my God.

199
00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,344
- Guys.

200
00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,178
- Guys, hindi.

201
00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,045
- Ay oo.

202
00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,113
- Ay oo.

203
00:07:59,213 --> 00:07:59,981
gusto mo yan?

204
00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:00,881
- Nauuhaw ka?

205
00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:01,449
- Okay.

206
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,183
- Uminom ka!

207
00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,017
- Ayan na.

208
00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:04,418
- Guys?

209
00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,286
- Tahan na,
malapit na tayong matapos.

210
00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:06,020
- Tahan na.

211
00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:07,121
- Guys!

212
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,557
- Oops.

213
00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,692
- Hello?

214
00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:14,161
may tao sa bahay?

215
00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,896
Jerry?

216
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:16,664
- Pansin!

217
00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,438
Hindi sasama si Jerry sa amin.

218
00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,240
Tanga-tangang anak
ginawa yung keto thing

219
00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:28,442
at ngayon ay umiihi sa bato
bato ang laki ng leema beans.

220
00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,810
- Lima.

221
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,344
- Huh?

222
00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:31,512
- At ikaw?

223
00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,747
- Punong Warrant
Opisyal Delroy Murphy.

224
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,250
Ngunit ang aking mga kaibigan at
tinatawag akong Buzz ng mga kalaban.

225
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,256
- Kumusta, Buzz.

226
00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:45,860
- Magiging kami ni Lady Hawk
paglipad sa iyo pababa sa Meh-hee-co.

227
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,094
- Hindi pwede ang bagay na iyon
lumipad patungong Mexico.

228
00:08:47,161 --> 00:08:49,463
- Huwag mong sabihin sa akin ang aking
negosyo, matamis na peach.

229
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,700
Si Lady Hawk ay naging
ni-retrofit at binago!

230
00:08:53,434 --> 00:08:55,069
Ang Millennium fucking Falcon.

231
00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,604
- Star Wars!

232
00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:01,042
- Ihahatid na kita
pababa sa Meh-hee-co.

233
00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:04,378
Walang pasaporte, walang tanong.

234
00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:08,082
Ang buong enchilada
para sa 10 grand.

235
00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:08,949
- Wow, ang ganda-

236
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,351
- Kukunin namin ito.

237
00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,253
Ano, parang may choice tayo?

238
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,756
Dito.

239
00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:17,391
Narito ang 5K ngayon,

240
00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,592
at pagkatapos ay ibibigay ko sa iyo ang natitira

241
00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,461
kapag nagawa namin ito
doon sa isang piraso.

242
00:09:20,529 --> 00:09:21,462
- Gusto ko ang iyong estilo.

243
00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:22,496
- Okay, paano ang pagbabalik?

244
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,365
- Hindi iyon ang problema ko, Slotty.

245
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,238
- Okay, um, magsaya kayo
kasama si Lando Calrissian

246
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,240
at ang kanyang macho-

247
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,091
- Roger

248
00:09:50,191 --> 00:09:52,126
Whoa, ito ay napaka-cool.

249
00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:53,661
Mga wireless na headset.

250
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,097
Hoy Buzz, nakuha mo na
Spotify dito?

251
00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,765
- Gusto mo ng ass-whippin'?

252
00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,934
- Ako ay magiging, uh,
honest talaga ngayon.

253
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,770
Itong buong, uh, Vegas
pinagsamang gangster

254
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,107
sa pagtakas sa Mexico
nabaliw talaga ako.

255
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,176
So I'm assuming na walang tao
ay mayroong anumang Xanax o alkohol.

256
00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,378
Kaya kailangan kita

257
00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:12,413
- Oh, babe.

258
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,548
- para sundan ako

259
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,782
- Ang aking sternum.

260
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,585
- Sa kung ano man ang
fuck ang bagay na iyon

261
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,920
at ipadala ako sa
isang dopamine coma.

262
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:20,955
- Okay.

263
00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:24,559
Kumusta, Mile High Club.

264
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,995
- Gagawin nila
sobrang saya.

265
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:28,996
- Ito ay masaya.

266
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:29,663
- Oo.

267
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,698
- Ito ay masaya.

268
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,440
- Isang daan at tatlumpu't walo
libo, pitong daan

269
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,041
at siyamnapu't walong dolyar.

270
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:41,976
- Damn.

271
00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:44,845
- Anong ginagawa mo?

272
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,747
- Tinext ko si Sancho.

273
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,215
- Sino si Sancho?

274
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,185
- Siya ang concierge sa a
marangyang villa sa Gatito, Mexico

275
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,486
na kaka-book ko lang.

276
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:54,455
- Mga tunog na wala sa aming hanay ng presyo.

277
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,158
- Ikaw lang nagsabi niyan
mayroon tayong $138,000.

278
00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:57,992
- Oo, pero ako-

279
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,193
- At ito ang aking honeymoon.

280
00:10:59,260 --> 00:10:59,860
- Well, sigurado.

281
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,996
- Honeymoon ko na.

282
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,131
- Uy, Buzz?

283
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:04,965
- Oo?

284
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,500
- Pupunta kami sa Gatito, Mexico.

285
00:11:06,568 --> 00:11:07,602
- Kopyahin iyon.

286
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,203
- Salamat.

287
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,237
- Masayang asawa, masayang asawa.

288
00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:12,907
- Oo,
ibig sabihin, totoo yan.

289
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,013
- Masayang asawa, masayang buhay.

290
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,882
Oh, tara na.

291
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,285
- Ano?

292
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,021
- Hindi mo masasabi sa akin na ikaw
hindi nababaliw tungkol dito.

293
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,158
Travis, kasal na tayo.

294
00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:35,029
Ibig sabihin, ikaw
nakadikit sa akin magpakailanman.

295
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,898
- Well, mayroon na ako
ilang reserbasyon.

296
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,435
Tulad ng katotohanan na
maganda ka, matalino.

297
00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,638
Maaaring gumawa sa amin ng isang kapalaran ng
pera sa wala pang isang oras.

298
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:48,042
Ngunit, hinding-hindi ko, kailanman
humanap ng katulad mo.

299
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,513
- Mahal na mahal kita.

300
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,503
- Bumangon at
lumiwanag mga sleepyheads.

301
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,806
Nakarating na kami sa
ang iyong patutunguhan.

302
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,776
Buksan ang pinto, at magpahangin.

303
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,278
Tingnan ang view.

304
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,957
- Ang eroplano, ang eroplano!

305
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,801
- Kung nahihirapan ka,
alam mo kung saan ako hahanapin.

306
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,304
Nagho-hostage din ako at
mga sitwasyon sa pagliligtas.

307
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,573
- Salamat.

308
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,307
Aba, lalaki ka
ng iyong salita, Buzz,

309
00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:55,209
So, eto na.

310
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:56,110
salamat po.

311
00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:03,150
- Hoy honey, ako
isipin na ganito.

312
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,743
- Hola! Señor y Señora Maddox!

313
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:29,476
- Salamat!

314
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,552
- Ay, hindi, America.

315
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,321
- America!

316
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:42,089
Tahanan ng matapang!

317
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:44,892
- Hola!

318
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,895
- Okay, okay, okay.

319
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,632
Ang daming gagawin at
kaya maliit na oras.

320
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,170
- Huwag mo akong hawakan.

321
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,819
- Okay, Maligayang pagdating!

322
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,119
Bienvenidos!

323
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:17,592
Ito ang silid ng pamumuhay.

324
00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,059
Narito, mayroon kaming lahat.

325
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,027
Kung wala kang damit,

326
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,763
Bibigyan kita ng damit.

327
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,297
- Mayroon ka bang ESPN?

328
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,299
Dahil ang mga hari ng Sacramento
nasa NBA finals ngayong gabi,

329
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,267
at hinintay ko ang aking
buong buhay para dito.

330
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,936
- ESPN, oo.

331
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,639
Oo, S-U-V, D-U-J.

332
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,541
Nasa amin ang lahat.

333
00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:37,378
- Tama, ngunit mayroon ka bang ESPN?

334
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,347
- Ginagawa ko
pangarap matupad!

335
00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,986
Tingnan mo, kaibigan ko, Blondie.

336
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,354
Huwag kang mag-alala.

337
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:50,792
Meron tayo, meron
ito, mayroon kami nito.

338
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,127
Halika, halika,
halika, sumama ka sa akin.

339
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,597
Halika, halika, halika, halika.

340
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,699
Halika, halika, halika, halika.

341
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:01,969
Señor Shepley y
Señorita Estados Unidos.

342
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,538
- Hindi yan ang pangalan ko.

343
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,205
- Halika, halika, halika.

344
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,106
Un momento.

345
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,042
- Oh, sabi niya maghintay.

346
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,345
- Oo, hindi iyon
nangyayari, Señora Maddox.

347
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:14,248
- Sinong may sabi na ako
kumukuha ng Señora Maddox?

348
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,250
Gusto ko ang pangalan ko.

349
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,252
Abby Abernathy ay isang magandang pangalan.

350
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,821
Mayroon itong talagang magandang daloy dito.

351
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,423
Oh, pero si Travis Abernathy?

352
00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:24,258
Maaari kang maging trendsetting.

353
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,326
- Gusto mo rin akong kastahin?

354
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,995
- Hindi.

355
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,597
- Hoy, teka!

356
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,698
- Ano?

357
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,001
- Halos ikaw lang
tumawid sa threshold.

358
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,170
- Oh!

359
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,038
- Ito ay malas, alam mo.

360
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,474
Alam mo bang mayroon kaming mga Maddox
sariling anyo ng tradisyong ito?

361
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:41,375
- Talaga?

362
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,342
- Mm-hmm.

363
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,979
- Well, ito ay hindi masyadong barbaric.

364
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,582
- Malibog.

365
00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:48,449
- Diyos ko!

366
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,316
Napaka-cute nito.

367
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,417
- Oo!

368
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:51,351
- Tumingin, tumingin, tumingin,
ito ay may aming mga inisyal!

369
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,386
Teka, hawakan mo.

370
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,387
Teka, teka, teka, ako
gustong kumuha ng litrato.

371
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:53,888
Gusto kong kumuha ng litrato.

372
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,122
Okay.

373
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,224
Hindi, gusto kita
hawakan mo ako para sa litrato.

374
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:57,958
- Okay.

375
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:58,893
- Buhatin mo ako.

376
00:15:58,959 --> 00:15:59,761
- Pagbubuhat.

377
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:00,595
- Ngiti.

378
00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:02,196
- Okay, okay, okay.

379
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:02,996
- Okay.

380
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,699
Ngayon dalhin mo ang isa sa akin sa kama.

381
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,504
Hindi, gagawin talaga
hawakan mo ito sa ibaba

382
00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:11,271
at pagkatapos ay i-flip mo ito?

383
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,172
Gusto mo ito?

384
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,541
- Gusto ko, oo.

385
00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:14,709
- Okay, gagawa ka ba ng isa
mas binaligtad sa kabilang paraan?

386
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:15,777
- Nakuha ko, nakuha ko, nakuha ko.

387
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:16,911
- Naiintindihan mo ba?
- Nakuha ko.

388
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:17,545
- Okay, gusto mo
isa sa kama?

389
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:18,713
- Hindi.

390
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,250
- Hindi, ngunit ito ay gayon
ang cute ng initials namin.

391
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,184
- T at A.

392
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,787
Ito ay kumakatawan sa titty at asno,

393
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,387
dahil nakuha mo ang pinakamahusay.

394
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,793
- Isa kang neanderthal.

395
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,728
- Ooo-gah, Ooo-gah.

396
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,531
- Ooh-gah?

397
00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,232
- Ooo-gah ayaw nitong unan.

398
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,668
- Gusto nitong Ooo-gah
tapusin ang kanyang kasal?

399
00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,803
- Ooo-gah wanna fuck.

400
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,670
- Oo?

401
00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,271
- Ooo-gah.

402
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:44,806
Ooo-gah.

403
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,253
- Adios!

404
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,788
- Hindi, salamat.
- Hindi, salamat!

405
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:01,890
- Hindi, salamat!

406
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:02,957
- Hindi, salamat.

407
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,093
- Salamat
ikaw, hindi, hindi, hindi.

408
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,931
ewan ko sayo,

409
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,966
ngunit pandinig a
tradisyonal na kanta ng Mexico

410
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,702
tungkol sa ipis talaga
nakakakuha ako sa mood.

411
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,103
- Dito.

412
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:17,705
Paano ito?

413
00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,107
- Salamat, mas mabuti.

414
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,342
Nasaan tayo?

415
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,377
- Halika dito.

416
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,520
- Mga condom.

417
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,122
Shit.

418
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,258
- Ito lang ba
may proteksyon tayo?

419
00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:40,628
- Wala akong dinala.

420
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,495
ikaw ba?

421
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:42,630
- Hindi.

422
00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:43,998
- Sandali.

423
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,433
Hindi natin kailangan ng proteksyon,
kasal na kami.

424
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,037
- Madali, Dracula.

425
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,139
Masyado pa akong bata para magpakasal,
pabayaan na magkaroon ng anak.

426
00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:56,611
- Maaari tayong bumunot.

427
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:57,912
- Hindi.

428
00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:00,280
- Mayroon akong ganap na kontrol sa
ang aking seminal fluid emission.

429
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,282
- Iyan ay isang cliche na iyon
dulot ng libu-libo

430
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,151
ng mga hindi gustong pagbubuntis.

431
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,823
Maaari tayong gumawa ng iba pang mga bagay.

432
00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:11,158
Iba pang mga bagay tulad ng,

433
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,162
ito.

434
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,198
- Iyan ay kawili-wili.

435
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:24,438
iba ang iniisip ko
mga bagay na ganito.

436
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,611
- Ooh, kawili-wili iyon.

437
00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:32,714
- Oo, ito ay mabuti.

438
00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:35,315
Mas maganda ito actually.

439
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,619
- Ito ay masaya.

440
00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,020
- Ito ay masaya.

441
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,220
Natutuwa akong ginagawa natin ito.

442
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,056
- Tama, natutuwa ako
ginagawa namin ito.

443
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,390
Dapat talaga
gawin ito nang mas madalas.

444
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:43,992
- Sumasang-ayon ako.

445
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,660
Hindi, ito ay mahusay.

446
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:46,493
Iyan ang aking mga bola.

447
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,529
- Mmm-hmm.

448
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:49,697
- Ito ay cool.

449
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:50,665
- Medyo mabilis?

450
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,668
- Oo, umalis na tayo
mabilis talaga ngayon.

451
00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:55,469
Sipain natin ito ng isang bingaw.

452
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,806
- Nasiyahan ka ba?

453
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,207
Kuntento na ako.

454
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:02,810
- Hindi.

455
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:04,211
- Halika dito.

456
00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:06,346
Okay.

457
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,616
Paalisin mo na sila, paalisin mo na sila.

458
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,023
Magiging ligtas tayo, tama ba?

459
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:16,057
- Oo.

460
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,692
- Hindi ka makakakuha ng isang drop!

461
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:18,559
- Pangako ko.

462
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:19,560
- Naiintindihan mo ba?

463
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,227
- Mm-hmm.

464
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,100
- Isang pulgada na lang.

465
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,234
- Isang pulgada.

466
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:29,570
- Isang pulgada na lang.

467
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:34,976
- Oo.
- Oo.

468
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,611
- Ito ay isang magandang pulgada.

469
00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:40,114
Siguro parang kaunti-

470
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,348
- Isa pang pulgada?

471
00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,349
- Kaunti pa,
parang isa pang pulgada?

472
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,450
Oo, marahil isang pulgada.

473
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,521
- Isa pang pulgada?

474
00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:48,556
- Oo.

475
00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:51,092
Pero siguro parang,

476
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,594
- Magkakaroon ka
para mas malinaw.

477
00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:54,595
- Hindi, ako lang-

478
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:55,462
- Hindi ko under-

479
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:02,804
- Ngayon, na sa.

480
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,272
- Mas maganda ang pakiramdam niyan
walang goma.

481
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,641
Oo, parang, whoa.

482
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:08,576
Okay.

483
00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:09,242
Oh.

484
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,749
Babe, naiitim ka
ang aking escape hatch.

485
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:15,717
- Oh, malapit na ako.

486
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,885
- Oh, alam ko, ngunit ako rin.

487
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:19,987
Kaya naman ito ay isang problema.

488
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,656
- Oh, naku!

489
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,861
Kunin mo ako ng condom, gaya ngayon!

490
00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:28,129
- Saan?

491
00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,463
Hindi naman kasi may a
CVS sa kabilang kalye.

492
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,765
- Hindi ko alam, Shepley.

493
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:31,766
Dapat may condom si Shepley.

494
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,433
- Okay, sige, pupunta ako.

495
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,044
Hola!

496
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,277
Hindi, hindi, huwag hawakan ang unan.

497
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:52,754
- Uy, Travis?

498
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,056
Mayroon kang anumang condom, ikaw
may condom ka ba?

499
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,691
Kasi ako, kasi naubusan ako.

500
00:21:19,814 --> 00:21:21,182
- Tingnan mo
parang lalaking umiibig.

501
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,315
- Salamat.

502
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,051
- Lalaking umiibig.
- Salamat.

503
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,586
- Lalaki ng lalaki-

504
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:26,788
- Nasaan ang aking asawa?
- Lalaki.

505
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,691
Handa na siya.

506
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,796
- Ta-da!

507
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:35,963
- Wow.

508
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,932
Nakakamangha ang itsura mo.
- Salamat.

509
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,367
Ganyan din kayo.

510
00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:56,584
- Wow. Tingnan mo ito.
- Ito ay maganda.

511
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:57,518
salamat po.

512
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:00,521
- Eh, eh, eh, eh.

513
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:03,191
Umupo.

514
00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:04,357
Ayan tuloy.

515
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,392
Ayan tuloy.

516
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,961
Napakahusay. Napakahusay.

517
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:12,399
Ngayon, naghanda si Pino ng isang
tradisyonal na pitong-kurso na pagkain

518
00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:16,137
lalo na sa mga bagong kasal.

519
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:19,406
- Salamat.
- Okay. Enjoy.

520
00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:23,878
Pino?

521
00:22:23,945 --> 00:22:27,014
- Well, narito sa amin.

522
00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:28,883
At happily ever after.

523
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,284
Mahal kita, kalapati.

524
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,652
- Mahal din kita.

525
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,861
Kaya ako, ginawa ko ito.

526
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,262
- Hindi ko alam na tayo
ay gumagawa ng mga regalo.

527
00:22:41,329 --> 00:22:42,563
- Oo.

528
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,165
Maliit na bagay lang
Ginawa ko sa byahe

529
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,700
habang natutulog ka.

530
00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:48,169
Travis, mahal na mahal kita.

531
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,436
- Mahal din kita.

532
00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:51,873
Ano ito?

533
00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:53,741
- Ito ay isang
listahan ng pro/con para makita kung,

534
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:56,244
kung dapat tayong manatiling kasal o-
-O-

535
00:22:56,777 --> 00:22:59,446
- O makakakuha tayo ng mabilis na annulment.

536
00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:01,349
Whoopsies.

537
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,917
anong nangyari?

538
00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:04,886
- Bakit ito pinalamutian?

539
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,153
- Akala ko siguro

540
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,355
kung nakita mo kung gaano kahirap,
Inilagay ko sa pagpapaganda nito,

541
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,824
gusto mo, baka gusto mo.

542
00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:10,992
- Hindi ko gusto.

543
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,928
Ito ay tulad ng pagkuha
naka-frame na balita sa kanser.

544
00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:15,229
Ito ay isang pro/con list.

545
00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,598
- Para lang matulungan kaming makakuha ng ilan
kalinawan, habang nandito lang tayo.

546
00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:20,301
At tingnan mo, binigay ko pa
ito ay isang 30-point head start

547
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,603
dahil mayroon ka
ang pinakamalaking titi.

548
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,705
- Ooh, sino ang may malaking titi?

549
00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:26,040
- Itong lalaking ito.

550
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,308
- Alam ko na!

551
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,910
alam ko na! alam ko na!

552
00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:33,480
Kaya ka ganyan
may tiwala sa sarili.

553
00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:36,350
May nakilala akong makapangyarihan

554
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:40,321
at matagumpay na tao na, sayang,

555
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,488
nagkaroon ng maliit na titi,
siya ay isang insecure.

556
00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:42,723
- Papayag ako dito

557
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,158
kung makuha mo siya
itigil ang pag-uusap tungkol dito.

558
00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:47,728
- Deal. Sancho, ano ito?
- Sopas. Sopas iyon.

559
00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:51,365
Iyon ang unang kurso.
Oo.

560
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:55,102
babalik ako.

561
00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,207
- Yum.

562
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,944
Mm.

563
00:24:03,044 --> 00:24:04,512
Ito ay kahanga-hanga.

564
00:24:05,746 --> 00:24:06,981
Alam mo, ito ang nagpapaalala sa akin,

565
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,150
ng isang beses na ito kapag ako
ay, bata pa talaga ako.

566
00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:10,952
Sa tingin ko ako ay...

567
00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:13,287
Ewan ko ba, dapat ako
sa paligid ng 12 o, o isang bagay.

568
00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:16,390
At ang aking lola,
nakapasa siya,

569
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,859
ngunit siya ay gayon
nakakatawa at kahanga-hanga.

570
00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:19,794
- Well, sirain mo siya.

571
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,730
- Sira ang patay kong lola?

572
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:24,432
- Oh.

573
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,801
Kailan ko kaya siya makikilala?
- Ano?

574
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,269
Travis, nakikinig ka ba sa akin?

575
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,037
- I'm sorry.

576
00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:31,272
Hindi maganda ang pakiramdam ko.

577
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,241
ayoko
sirain ang sandaling ito.

578
00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,310
Tatakbo ako at susuka,

579
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:37,311
at babalik ako kaagad, okay?

580
00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:40,614
- Ay, hindi. Okay.

581
00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:45,052
- mahal kita.

582
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:46,687
So happy na kasal na kami.

583
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,690
Ano ang score?

584
00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,025
- Kakasimula pa lang ng fourth quarter.

585
00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:51,993
Bumaba na kami ng 12.

586
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:52,960
- Fuck!

587
00:24:53,961 --> 00:24:54,829
- Oo.

588
00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,865
Dude, malapit ka na
mawalan ng 1,000 bucks.

589
00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:02,970
- Shit!

590
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,907
- Mas mabuti na ba ang pakiramdam mo?
- Uh, oo.

591
00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:07,842
Mas gumaan ang pakiramdam.

592
00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:08,642
Mmm, sopas.

593
00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:17,685
- Oh, may nagustuhan ang sopas.

594
00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:21,022
- Ah. Ito ay masarap,
Sancho. napuno ako.

595
00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:24,191
- Hindi, iyon lamang ang
unang kurso, senor.

596
00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:26,227
May anim pa.
- Anim?

597
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,361
Maaari ba nating ilabas silang lahat

598
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:28,596
sabay sabay?
- Uh, sigurado.

599
00:25:28,662 --> 00:25:29,964
- Hindi ganyan
gumagana, Travis.

600
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,565
- Ah, ako lang
subukan mong maging mabisa.

601
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:32,767
- Hindi, okay lang.

602
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,201
Okay, hindi problema.

603
00:25:34,268 --> 00:25:35,903
Kakayanin ko ito.

604
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:37,772
Pino!

605
00:25:37,838 --> 00:25:38,973
- Ayos lang. ayos lang.

606
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,941
- Hindi, pakiusap.
- Ako, walang tatsulok.

607
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:45,946
- Ito ay palaging gumagana.

608
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,117
- Ayos ka lang ba?

609
00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:52,186
- Oo. ayos lang ako.

610
00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:55,823
So, kumusta ang tatay mo?

611
00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:56,757
- Ano?

612
00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,360
- I'm sorry.

613
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,128
Sinusubukan ko lang
gumawa ng usapan.

614
00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:02,496
Hindi maganda ang pakiramdam ko.

615
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:05,566
puntos?

616
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:06,467
- Bumaba kami ng dalawa.

617
00:26:06,535 --> 00:26:09,538
- Oo!

618
00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:10,771
- Pare, hindi mo ito mapapalampas!

619
00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:11,772
- Fuck dinner, fuck dinner.

620
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:12,773
Isang minuto.
- Oo.

621
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:19,080
Okay. Go, go, go, go!
- Whoo.

622
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,349
- Oh, pwede ka na lang umalis
na katabi ng kanyang sopas.

623
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,951
Hindi maganda ang pakiramdam niya.

624
00:26:25,853 --> 00:26:29,423
- Oo!

625
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,659
- Oh!
- Diyos ko.

626
00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:32,960
- Diyos ko.
- Tayo na, baby!

627
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,529
- Ito ay nangyayari!
Nangyayari na!

628
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,531
Halika dito, halika dito,
baby! Halika dito!

629
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,536
- Dude, ako
hindi makapaniwala!

630
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,370
- Fucking suntok sa likod ko!

631
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,507
Pumutok ito!
- Aba!

632
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:46,974
Pumutok ang likod ko!
- Okay. Okay.

633
00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:47,808
Oh!

634
00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,112
- Espesyal ang Maddox
- Teka, teka, teka.

635
00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:52,413
Kailangan kong magmukhang may sakit.
Kailangan kong magmukhang may sakit.

636
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,347
- Oh, kailangan mo, oh, oo.

637
00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:54,415
Medyo mabait ka.

638
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:55,950
- Ibabad mo ako!
- Okay. Ho, ho.

639
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,587
- Ibabad mo ako!

640
00:26:58,652 --> 00:26:59,521
Fucking kunin mo ako

641
00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,425
- Ayos ka lang ba?
kamusta ang tummy mo?

642
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,127
Mukha kang medyo clammy.

643
00:27:07,361 --> 00:27:10,297
- Ayos lang ako.

644
00:27:10,364 --> 00:27:11,699
ako ay..

645
00:27:13,234 --> 00:27:14,702
Ang laro at...

646
00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,103
Gaano ka galit?

647
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,439
- Well, nagpiyansa ka
hapunan sa gabi ng kasal.

648
00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:20,174
Minus ng limang puntos.

649
00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,842
Nagsinungaling ka. Minus ng limang puntos.

650
00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:24,311
Tapos ininsulto mo
ang patay kong lola.

651
00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,013
Minus ng limang puntos.

652
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,715
- Shit, ang daming puntos.

653
00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:32,253
- Alam niya
naging masama talaga,

654
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:36,757
Pinaplano ni Travis ang pinakamasaya
dalawang araw ng buhay ni Abby.

655
00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:37,244
Kaliwang kamay berde.

656
00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:40,881
- Sunog sa butas.

657
00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:45,853
- Kung ikaw
ay matalino, ikaw ay huminto.

658
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,888
- Oo, ngunit pagkatapos ay gusto mo
huwag mo akong igalang.

659
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,890
- Sino ang nagsabi
Nirerespeto kita dati?

660
00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:52,493
- Oh!

661
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,361
Ay, hindi.

662
00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,230
Ay, hindi, huwag.

663
00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:56,997
hindi mo ba...

664
00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,299
Okay, alam mo kung ano?

665
00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:00,000
- Hindi,
hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.

666
00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,636
- Bakit, pare?
- Tumigil ka.

667
00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:19,754
- Ay, ay, ay, ay.
Ikaw ay isang tagak.

668
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,623
Oo, galit kang tagak.

669
00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:22,524
Ako, hindi ko alam.

670
00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:23,991
hindi ko...

671
00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:25,326
anong ginagawa mo

672
00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:29,430
- Hoy. Baby pterodactyl.
- Salamat. salamat po.

673
00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:30,765
- Paano mo nakuha yan?

674
00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,299
- Magaling ka sa card,
Magaling ako sa charades.

675
00:30:32,366 --> 00:30:34,301
- Mm. Gusto ko lang
manghuli ng isa sa mga bagay na iyon.

676
00:30:34,368 --> 00:30:38,038
Magkaroon ng isang maliit na sanggol na pterodactyl
sa itaas ng fireplace.

677
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:41,108
- Paano kung tayo
dumikit lang sa usa?

678
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,176
gising ka na.

679
00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,080
Pelikula.

680
00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:49,016
- "Amerikano sa Paris."
- Oo! Nagwagi.

681
00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,519
- Ito ay rigged.
- Paano ito niligpit?

682
00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:52,453
- Tinuro niya ako

683
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,755
at ito ang kanyang paboritong pelikula.

684
00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,056
- Hindi ko alam iyon
ang paborito mong pelikula.

685
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:58,025
- Lagi kong pinaplano
sa paninirahan sa Paris.

686
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,195
- Paano ko hahabulin ang kriminal
hustisyang naninirahan sa Paris?

687
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:04,064
- Hindi ko alam.

688
00:31:04,131 --> 00:31:05,466
I mean, ako, hindi ko rin alam

689
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,669
na makukuha natin
kasal pagkatapos ng tatlong buwan.

690
00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:13,107
- Okay, bagong laro.

691
00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:15,543
Paano naman ang Never Have I Ever?

692
00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,944
- Ang aking paboritong laro.

693
00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:20,080
Lagi akong talo, alam mo.

694
00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:22,349
- Okay. sisimulan ko na.

695
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,253
Never pa akong sumali
ang milya mataas na club.

696
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:29,657
- Ang taas ng milya?

697
00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:34,596
- Mahaba
noong nakaraan noong,

698
00:31:34,662 --> 00:31:39,099
Pan Am, marami akong nasiyahan.

699
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,301
- Oh, ikaw ba?
- Ikaw?

700
00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:42,369
- Oo, oo.

701
00:31:42,436 --> 00:31:45,707
Hindi, ako, nasira ako
ilang mga pintuan ng banyo

702
00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:47,040
sa United mismo.

703
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:52,246
- Hindi, alam ko, tayo
nagkaroon ng pagkakatulad.

704
00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:55,717
- Oo, aking kaibigan.
- Oo. Oo.

705
00:31:55,784 --> 00:31:57,117
- Maglalakad ako.

706
00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,986
Uh-oh.

707
00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:01,121
may nasabi akong masama.

708
00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:03,991
- Anong problema niya?
- Ano bang problema mo?

709
00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:18,005
- Gusto mong pag-usapan ito?

710
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,273
- Pag-usapan kung ano?

711
00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,008
Paano tayo kasal,

712
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:22,443
at halos hindi tayo magkakilala?

713
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:26,548
- Hindi iyon totoo.
- Ibig kong sabihin, uri ng.

714
00:32:26,614 --> 00:32:29,483
Gusto kong lumipat sa Paris at
tila mahilig kang makipagtalik

715
00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:30,552
sa mga eroplano.

716
00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,720
- Naranasan mo na ba
tumigil sa pag-iisip,

717
00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:34,455
siguro kung bakit ako
laban sa annulment?

718
00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,424
Anong couple ang kilala mo
na nakaligtas sa isa?

719
00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:43,464
- Hmm?

720
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,536
- Nakikita ko ang iyong punto.

721
00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:52,807
- Tingnan mo, kung nag-aalala ka
tungkol sa Paris, sirain mo ito.

722
00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:54,308
Lumipat tayo sa Paris.

723
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,644
maipapangako ko sayo,

724
00:32:56,711 --> 00:32:59,179
hindi tayo magkakaroon ng dull moment.

725
00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:02,517
- Wala akong duda.

726
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:04,686
- Kung saan,

727
00:33:04,752 --> 00:33:06,487
nakipagtalik ka na ba sa pool?

728
00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:10,592
- Excuse me?

729
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:14,394
Ito ba ay katulad ng shower sex?

730
00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:15,429
- Ito ay.

731
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:17,197
Ako lang, marami na
mas maganda sa mga pelikula.

732
00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:19,233
- Well, sa tingin ko ako
ipapasa kahit ano

733
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,936
ng pagpasok mo sa akin hanggang
nakasuot ito ng kapote.

734
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:32,212
- Abby at Travis
akala ko tapos na ang pinakamasama,

735
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,683
ngunit ang pinakamasama ay darating pa.

736
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,885
- Oo?
- Ihagis, hulihin.

737
00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:12,987
Ihagis, hulihin. Ihagis, hulihin.

738
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,722
- Oh, Diyos ko, mayroon ka
tulad ng magandang koordinasyon.

739
00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:17,257
Hindi ko akalain na magagawa ko ito.

740
00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:23,598
Ooh. Sobrang lapit.

741
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:33,273
Umaga.

742
00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:35,677
Masarap na ubas yan ha?

743
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:40,180
I guess, hindi mo sila gusto.

744
00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:55,563
- Dapat na akong bumalik sa trabaho.
- Oo.

745
00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:04,338
- Ito ay cute, tama?
- Oh, ito ay kaibig-ibig.

746
00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:06,574
- Gusto mo bang manghuli nito?
- Ano?

747
00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:10,177
- Ilagay ito sa iyong manta?
- Ano?

748
00:35:10,979 --> 00:35:12,780
Ang daming asin niyan babe.

749
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:14,281
- Oo, gusto ko ng asin.

750
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:16,951
Hindi mo ba alam ang tungkol sa
ako?

751
00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:20,454
- Magandang umaga.

752
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,467
Yun lang ba ang nakukuha ko?

753
00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:35,435
- Nag-hi ako sa iyo kaninang umaga.

754
00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:36,236
- Oh.

755
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:37,705
Ganun ba yun

756
00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:39,540
kapag ipinakita mo ang iyong
titi sa manggagawa?

757
00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:42,342
- Well, ikaw ay kaya
abala sa pag-juggling ng mga bola,

758
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,045
Akala ko ipapakita ko sayo ang akin.

759
00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:45,813
Hindi maaaring magkaroon ng lahat, sa palagay ko.

760
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,248
- Oo, hulaan mong hindi mo kaya.

761
00:35:56,456 --> 00:35:57,357
- Uy, ano ang nangyayari?

762
00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,626
Anong nangyari kaninang umaga?

763
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:00,828
Halika, kausapin mo ako.

764
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:01,829
- Well, mayroong taong ito,

765
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:02,997
at siya ay nasa labas na nakikipag-juggling

766
00:36:03,064 --> 00:36:04,098
at lagi ko
gustong malaman kung paano-

767
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,265
- Mare!

768
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,500
- Ano ang mali
sa lahat ngayon?

769
00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,368
- Mare, nasaan ka?

770
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,705
- Kaya ang iyong bagong kaibigan gonna
samahan mo kami sa dalampasigan?

771
00:36:10,772 --> 00:36:12,106
- Ang kanyang pangalan ay Miguel at hindi,

772
00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,709
dahil natakot ka
siya off ang iyong malaking titi.

773
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,210
- Mare!

774
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,345
Hey, guys. Hey, hey.

775
00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:21,716
Nakita mo na ba si Mare?

776
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,753
- Tingnan mo, alam ko
maaaring maging possessive.

777
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:26,788
- Ikaw? Hindi.

778
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,823
- Ayoko lang
kapag hinawakan ka ng mga lalaki.

779
00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,390
- Well, Travis, ikaw
kailangang lagpasan iyon.

780
00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:32,225
Paano kung may lalaki ako
gynecologist balang araw?

781
00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:34,162
- Bakit ka magkakaroon
isang lalaking gynecologist

782
00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,263
kapag may perpekto
mabuting babaeng gynecologist.

783
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,932
Paano naman ang female empowerment?

784
00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,967
Di ba ganyan ang pagkakaiba-iba
tungkol sa kilusan?

785
00:36:40,068 --> 00:36:42,269
- Diyos ko, ako
galit sayo ngayon.

786
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,404
- Tingnan kung sino ang hindi
pagiging progresibo.

787
00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:46,741
- Mare?

788
00:36:46,808 --> 00:36:47,809
Mare?

789
00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:50,812
- Miss mo na ako?
- Ugh.

790
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,215
Hey.

791
00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:57,417
Hoy, nakita niyo na ba
isang batang babaeng Amerikano?

792
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:05,760
- Oh.

793
00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,598
- Whee!

794
00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:12,299
- Uh.

795
00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:33,588
- Ito ay isang magandang kulay, tama?

796
00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:34,655
Hindi niya nagustuhan
ang kulay kanina.

797
00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,323
- Oh. hindi ko ginawa.

798
00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,326
Ay, oo. Si.

799
00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:43,865
- Manood. Nakukuha nito
mas malaki.

800
00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:48,335
Medyo natagalan.

801
00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:53,406
- Uh!

802
00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,614
- Hoy. Hay, hey, hey.

803
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:01,448
Saan ka nagpunta?

804
00:38:01,549 --> 00:38:02,950
- Parang na-distract ka.

805
00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:04,719
- Well, sinubukan ko lang hanapin
kung nasaan ang mga kaibigan namin.

806
00:38:04,819 --> 00:38:06,386
Hindi ko hiniling sa kanila
tanggalin ang kanilang mga pang-itaas.

807
00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:08,089
- Oh, okay.

808
00:38:08,156 --> 00:38:08,990
- Tingnan, tingnan, tingnan, tingnan.

809
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,224
Isa itong topless beach.

810
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,491
Kita mo? hindi ako gumagawa
ang mga patakaran dito.

811
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,628
Boobies, boobs, tits.

812
00:38:14,562 --> 00:38:16,097
- Oo, oo.

813
00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,832
Travis, alam mo
ano? tama ka.

814
00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:18,866
- Salamat. Hindi, sa totoo lang.

815
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,368
Hindi ko sinubukan dahil
problema o anuman.

816
00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:23,771
anong ginagawa mo

817
00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:25,106
- Sinabi mo, ito ay
isang topless beach.

818
00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:26,641
- Hindi iyon
mag-apply sa mga dayuhan.

819
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,142
- Oh, iyon ay walang katotohanan.

820
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:31,378
- Ikaw ay walang katotohanan!

821
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:33,214
ano ito,
OnlyFans? Fuck off.

822
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,949
- Isa kang psycho.

823
00:38:35,049 --> 00:38:36,818
Iwan mo na ako.

824
00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:38,252
- Takpan ang iyong titties!

825
00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:46,493
- Bumalik ka, baby.
Gumagawa ako ng mga pelikula.

826
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,642
- Mare! Mare!

827
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:02,677
Mare, tingnan mo!

828
00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:05,546
Tingnan mo, nahuhulog ako
mga inhibitions ko!

829
00:39:08,816 --> 00:39:09,917
- Hey, hey, hey.

830
00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:10,985
Siya ang kumuha
kanyang pang-itaas.

831
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:34,575
- Travis!

832
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,316
Hoy, blondie.

833
00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,491
talaga?

834
00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:08,441
- Halika, Darius.

835
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,211
Bigyan mo lang ako ng mas maraming minuto.

836
00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:11,612
- Mm.

837
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:14,682
- Tingnan mo, nagkaroon ako ng krisis
mga kamay ko, kaya please lang.

838
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:15,783
Okay?

839
00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:16,651
Pakiusap.

840
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:20,487
Ano ba kasing importante
kailangan mo ako sa Linggo?

841
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,157
Anong ibig mong sabihin?

842
00:40:24,725 --> 00:40:27,061
Ang pangalan ng kanyang stripper ay Pocahontas.

843
00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,297
Kailangan niyang isuot ang headdress.

844
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:33,433
Sapat na ako
ng kulturang ito
hindi naaangkop na woke shit.

845
00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:34,201
Ang huling...

846
00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:39,941
Ano ang sinabi ko sa iyo
tungkol sa pagnanakaw sa akin?

847
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:40,875
- Paumanhin, ginoo.

848
00:40:40,942 --> 00:40:41,742
Paumanhin.

849
00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:42,643
Sorry po sir.

850
00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:46,514
- Tatawagan ulit kita.

851
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,751
- Ay naku.

852
00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,687
I guess ito ang paraan nila
ng pananatili sa ilalim ng radar.

853
00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:56,123
Mga asshat.

854
00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:57,258
Gatito?

855
00:40:57,325 --> 00:40:58,926
Alam ko ang lugar na ito.

856
00:40:58,993 --> 00:41:01,662
Nahulog kami ni Darius
umiibig dito.

857
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,298
Tawagan mo si Vince, take a
dalawang lalaki diyan

858
00:41:04,365 --> 00:41:05,666
at kunin mo ang pera ko

859
00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:07,001
at isang pares ng mga daliri.

860
00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:07,868
- Mga daliri?

861
00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:09,437
- Oo, mga daliri.

862
00:41:09,537 --> 00:41:10,571
Hindi, hindi, kalimutan mo na.

863
00:41:10,671 --> 00:41:12,006
Ako na ang bahala
ng aking sarili.

864
00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:14,108
Anong oras ang susunod na flight?

865
00:41:15,943 --> 00:41:17,044
Darius!

866
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:22,850
Darius!

867
00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:24,819
D!

868
00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:32,560
- Kaya nag-post ako ng iyong piyansa,

869
00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:36,230
pero dahil wala ka
may mga pasaporte,

870
00:41:37,098 --> 00:41:38,566
kailangan mong maghintay.

871
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:59,453
- Well, salamat guys
para piyansahan kami
at pagiging mabait.

872
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,589
Sorry na lang my
napakasungit ng asawa.

873
00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:03,157
- Well, hindi ko gagawin
kailangang maging bastos

874
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:05,026
kung gusto lang ng asawa ko
igalang ang ilan sa aking-

875
00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,327
- Panuntunan?

876
00:42:06,394 --> 00:42:07,328
Pupunta ka ba
house break din ako.

877
00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:08,896
- Sasabihin ko ang mga kahilingan,

878
00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:10,331
parang nung honeymoon tayo

879
00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:11,866
napapaligiran ng a
ilang daang malibog

880
00:42:11,932 --> 00:42:14,335
spring break TikTok
obsessed douchebags,

881
00:42:14,402 --> 00:42:15,336
baka hindi ipakita ang iyong tite-

882
00:42:15,403 --> 00:42:16,804
- Oh, huwag sabihin ang salitang T.

883
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:19,040
Kung sasabihin mo ang salitang T, ako
tumalon sa kotseng ito, Travis

884
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:19,940
at mawala sa buhay mo.

885
00:42:20,007 --> 00:42:21,510
I mean it.

886
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:22,243
- Iyan ay isang kalokohang paraan
para tapusin ang isang pagtatalo, Abby.

887
00:42:22,309 --> 00:42:23,344
- Wala akong pakialam.

888
00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,012
- Pagkatapos ay huwag ipakita ang iyong titties.

889
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:26,580
Titties, titties,
titties, titties,

890
00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:27,681
titties, titties.
- Oh, fuck mo, Travis Maddox.

891
00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:30,117
- Titties, titties!
- Fuck mo.

892
00:42:30,184 --> 00:42:31,719
- Abby, bumalik ka dito.

893
00:42:31,819 --> 00:42:33,921
- Hindi, hindi, maghintay,
teka, teka, Senor Travis.

894
00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:34,789
Hindi.

895
00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:35,823
- Alisin mo ang iyong mga kamay sa akin.

896
00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:37,091
- Maaalagaan siya ni Miguel.

897
00:42:37,158 --> 00:42:38,459
- Asawa ko siya.

898
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:39,693
May masama lang siya
ugali ng tumakas.

899
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,296
- Oo, dahil siya
ay tumatakbo mula sa iyo.

900
00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,638
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

901
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,107
Ako lang, ako lang
naghahanap ng masasakyan ko.

902
00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:56,911
nakatingin lang ako
para sa isang kaibigan ko.

903
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,288
- Ayos ka lang ba?

904
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:08,523
- Oo, oo.

905
00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:09,690
Iyon ay...

906
00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:11,926
Maaari talaga akong gumamit ng inumin.

907
00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:14,929
salamat po.

908
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,267
- Hoy.

909
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,402
kung pwede mo lang akong i-text

910
00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,636
para ipaalam sa akin na buhay ka,

911
00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:24,371
magkano iyon
fucken pinahahalagahan!

912
00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:25,540
- Hesus.

913
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:26,273
Ganyan ba ang paraan
kinausap mo siya?

914
00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,109
- Ano ang gusto mo?

915
00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:29,677
- Anong ginagawa...

916
00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:32,480
Linawin ko.

917
00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:34,682
Sa tingin ko ikaw ay isang asshole.

918
00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:36,585
At sa tingin ko iyon
ikakasal sa 19

919
00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:39,086
ay ang pinakabobo
kalokohan sa mundo,

920
00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,557
pero tama lahat ng pinapahalagahan ko
ngayon ay ang aking matalik na kaibigan

921
00:43:42,656 --> 00:43:44,458
at in love siya sayo.

922
00:43:44,526 --> 00:43:46,293
- Oo, mahal ko rin siya.

923
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,461
Ano, anong problema?

924
00:43:47,529 --> 00:43:49,396
- Ang problema ay
sinasakal mo siya!

925
00:43:50,264 --> 00:43:51,232
Sinasakal mo siya

926
00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,733
at mayroon siyang masama
ugali ng mawala

927
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,836
at hindi ko gusto iyon
mangyari sa ating dalawa.

928
00:43:59,907 --> 00:44:01,976
- Buenas noches, Miguel.

929
00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:06,180
- Well, hindi
super sikat ka?

930
00:44:06,247 --> 00:44:07,047
- Kumusta, Miguel.

931
00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:07,848
- Hola.

932
00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:09,717
Hindi palaging ganoon ang kaso.

933
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:12,853
- Nakikita ko iyon
mahirap paniwalaan.

934
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,722
Masyado kang mabait.

935
00:44:16,257 --> 00:44:17,258
Ano ang iyong backstory?

936
00:44:19,393 --> 00:44:20,394
Sabihin mo sa akin.

937
00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:23,565
- Okay, um.

938
00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,432
Well, part ako
Maldive, bahagi ng Samoan.

939
00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:26,700
- Okay.

940
00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:28,068
- Lumipat ang pamilya ko
dito noong bata pa ako.

941
00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,436
- Okay.

942
00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:30,905
- Sila talaga
medyo mayaman.

943
00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:33,874
Alam mo ang bahay na iyon
manatili sa dati nating tahanan.

944
00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:35,876
- Anong nangyari?

945
00:44:36,944 --> 00:44:39,346
- Kinuha ito ng gobyerno
noong pinatay ang aking ama.

946
00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:40,582
- Miguel, ako...

947
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,883
- Oh, huwag malaglag
anumang luha para sa kanya.

948
00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:44,885
Hindi siya mabuting tao.

949
00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:48,289
Noong pinatay siya, my
kinailangan naming mag-restart ni nanay.

950
00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:54,028
Ako ay isang napaka
galit na bata, parang si Angel.

951
00:44:55,095 --> 00:44:56,764
At pagkatapos ay isang araw,
Nakuha ko ang tawag.

952
00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:57,932
- Ang pagtawag?

953
00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:00,635
Oh.

954
00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,102
Oh you mean gusto yung calling?

955
00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:03,370
Kaya ikaw ay isang...

956
00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:05,472
- Pari sa pagsasanay?

957
00:45:05,574 --> 00:45:07,274
- Hindi ko nakita na darating.

958
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:08,510
Wow.

959
00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:11,779
- Sabihin mo sa akin, Abby,
naranasan mo na bang...

960
00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,280
- Ibig kong sabihin, naniniwala ako,

961
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,916
pero hindi ako nagsasanay
o anumang bagay na tulad nito.

962
00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,018
- Well, may una
oras para sa lahat.

963
00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:19,186
- Hindi.

964
00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:21,255
Hindi, dala ko pa rin ang beer ko.
- Hesus, mayroon na tayong isa pa.

965
00:45:21,322 --> 00:45:22,856
- Hindi ako ganoon kasama.

966
00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:31,065
- Mayroon ba tayo
nakausap ng ganito?

967
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:33,200
- Oo.

968
00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:35,836
Meron noon
sa laundry room.

969
00:45:36,337 --> 00:45:37,672
Oo, alam mo.

970
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,807
Alam mo tinanong ako
kung may sabon ako

971
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,943
at sinabi ko na ako
kailangan upang makakuha ng ilang.

972
00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:46,447
- Iyon ay maganda.

973
00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:50,217
- Oo, ito ay nakakatawa.

974
00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:52,086
Ikaw, hindi mo gets
upang piliin ang mga tao

975
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:54,188
sinong boyfriend mo
nakikipag-hang out with.

976
00:45:54,288 --> 00:45:55,590
- Well, hindi ko kailanman
pipiliin ka sana.

977
00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,224
- Hindi ko gagawin
pinili ka rin.

978
00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,528
- Gaano mo na siya kilala?

979
00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:02,963
- Matagal na.

980
00:46:07,501 --> 00:46:09,136
- Iyan ay medyo cute.

981
00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:10,804
- Alam mo ang batang iyon
lahat ng mga dakilang bagay na ito

982
00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:13,107
at hindi kailanman ang kanyang mga magulang
magpakita sa kahit ano?

983
00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,376
Si Abby iyon.

984
00:46:16,645 --> 00:46:18,846
Nakakainis panoorin,

985
00:46:18,912 --> 00:46:23,150
ngunit si Travis, hindi siya
iyong problema upang malutas.

986
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:25,486
Okay?

987
00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:27,388
Kailangan mo lang siyang bigyan ng oras.

988
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,123
Ibig kong sabihin, wala siya
katatagan sa kanyang buhay,

989
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:34,395
at ikaw ay tulad ng egomaniac na ito
sagisag ng hyper-masculinity,

990
00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,932
semi-toxic kung sino talaga ako
pag-asa ay, alam mo, extinct.

991
00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:39,768
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

992
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:40,735
Saan nanggaling iyon?

993
00:46:40,801 --> 00:46:41,603
- Ay, inaasar lang kita.

994
00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:42,436
- Hesus!

995
00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:43,337
- Ano ang impiyerno?

996
00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,008
- Uh.

997
00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:50,110
hey guys,

998
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,479
- Uh, okay ka lang?

999
00:46:52,547 --> 00:46:53,480
- Oo.

1000
00:46:53,548 --> 00:46:54,749
Hindi, ako...

1001
00:46:54,848 --> 00:46:56,618
Oo, ako ay uh, oo,
Nag stargazing lang ako

1002
00:46:56,685 --> 00:46:58,753
sa at uh Copernicus at, at...

1003
00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:00,522
- Mga teleskopyo doon, bro.

1004
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,290
- Oh, mayroon sila
sa mga nandoon.

1005
00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:05,326
- Naniniktik ka ba sa amin?

1006
00:47:05,426 --> 00:47:05,993
- Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.

1007
00:47:06,093 --> 00:47:06,695
Hinding-hindi ko gagawin iyon.

1008
00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:07,995
Okay.

1009
00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,898
Ako, ako, ako, ako, ako
ay kumukuha ng niyog.

1010
00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:12,266
Paborito mo.

1011
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,334
Babe!

1012
00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:15,069
Hoy, saan ka pupunta?

1013
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,070
Babe!

1014
00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:19,541
Whoa, whoa, nararamdaman mo iyon?

1015
00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:21,643
Whoa, nararamdaman mo iyon?

1016
00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:23,310
Ito ay isang lindol, babe!

1017
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:25,647
- Siya, wala na siya, buddy.

1018
00:47:25,714 --> 00:47:27,314
- Aba, Mommy!
- Sinubukan mo ito.

1019
00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,651
- Salamat sa lahat ngayon

1020
00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:31,586
at para makasigurado
Nakauwi ako ng ligtas.

1021
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,188
- Tingnan mo, kilala kita
marami kang nasa isip

1022
00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:39,026
at may interesante si Travis
paraan ng pagpapahayag ng sarili,

1023
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,327
ngunit may nagsasabi sa akin

1024
00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:42,597
na ang kasal na ito ay
sulit na ipaglaban.

1025
00:47:43,598 --> 00:47:45,032
At alam kong hindi pa ako inorden,

1026
00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:46,967
pero kung kayo ni Travis
nais na pag-usapan ang anumang bagay,

1027
00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:48,102
Nandito ako para makinig.

1028
00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:51,939
At hindi ako magsasaboy
ka sa holy water.

1029
00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,941
- Salamat.

1030
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,376
- Bye.

1031
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:56,210
- Bye.

1032
00:48:15,496 --> 00:48:16,865
- Hi.
- Hi.

1033
00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:19,433
- Ito ang una
oras na tayo ay magkasabay

1034
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,434
saglit.

1035
00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:21,368
- Oo.

1036
00:48:23,772 --> 00:48:26,106
- Pasensya na po
naging isang titi.

1037
00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:27,542
- Ibig kong sabihin, wala ka pa.

1038
00:48:27,642 --> 00:48:28,576
ito ay...

1039
00:48:28,643 --> 00:48:29,376
- Ako talaga.

1040
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:32,112
Alam nating meron ako.

1041
00:48:32,781 --> 00:48:34,948
- Mayroon ka.

1042
00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:36,116
Well, salamat.

1043
00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:37,886
Pinahahalagahan ko iyon.

1044
00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,119
Ito...

1045
00:48:40,354 --> 00:48:42,222
Tingnan mo, I mean, meron ako
masamang ugali talaga

1046
00:48:42,322 --> 00:48:43,558
ng pagtakas
mula sa aking mga problema.

1047
00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:44,458
- Gawin mo.

1048
00:48:44,526 --> 00:48:45,760
- ginagawa ko.

1049
00:48:45,827 --> 00:48:48,262
At ayaw ko talaga
gustong tumakas sayo.

1050
00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:53,267
Baka kailangan lang natin ng
konting pahinga.

1051
00:48:54,803 --> 00:48:56,571
Buong relasyon namin
kanina lang

1052
00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:58,840
itong nakakabaliw na pressure cooker

1053
00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:00,775
at wala sa amin
nagawang umalis

1054
00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:03,143
at magsaya o
magpabuga ng anumang singaw.

1055
00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:07,615
- Natutuwa ako sa iyo.

1056
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:12,219
- Alam ko, ngunit ako, ako
nakilala nang nakapag-iisa.

1057
00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:13,153
- Oo.

1058
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:16,558
Noon pa man gusto ko na
isang bachelor party.

1059
00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:18,292
- Okay.

1060
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,128
Gawin natin.

1061
00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:22,429
Ibig kong sabihin, wala
panahon tulad ng kasalukuyan.

1062
00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:27,569
- Gusto ko ang iyong iniisip, Abby.

1063
00:49:28,903 --> 00:49:31,739
Hoy bro, kunin mo lahat
magkakasama ang mga lalaki at
bumaba sa Mexico.

1064
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,542
Oo nga pala, nagpakasal kami.

1065
00:49:34,609 --> 00:49:35,844
Abby, nakakahiya.

1066
00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:39,046
- Laging
handa na para sa isang magandang panahon,

1067
00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:42,449
ang magkapatid na Maddox
lumipad pababa sa Gatito.

1068
00:49:43,618 --> 00:49:44,384
- Oo, Tatay.

1069
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,285
Oo.

1070
00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:45,954
Oo.

1071
00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:47,187
Mag-usap kaagad.

1072
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,790
- Ano ang sinabi niya?

1073
00:49:48,857 --> 00:49:50,224
- Na ako ang namamahala.

1074
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,727
At para makasigurado ka
wag kang gagawa ng katangahan.

1075
00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:59,066
- Sinasabi nito na El Jefe
may mga kilo ng cocaine

1076
00:49:59,132 --> 00:50:02,637
na kinain ng clowder
ng walang buhok na Mexican na pusa.

1077
00:50:02,704 --> 00:50:04,806
I swear kung masisira ka
Ang bachelor party ni Travis

1078
00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,373
may cocaine na pusa
pangangaso ng basura,

1079
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,041
ibebenta kita
sa isang lokal na kartel

1080
00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:10,043
at gagamitin nila
ikaw bilang isang drug mule.

1081
00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:14,816
- Aray!

1082
00:50:14,883 --> 00:50:16,651
- Oh, tingnan mo, pasensya na.

1083
00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:17,919
pasensya na po.

1084
00:50:17,986 --> 00:50:19,453
Hindi ko alam kung ilan
mga oras na masasabi ko.

1085
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:21,556
May first class ticket
malayo naghihintay para sa iyo sa Delta.

1086
00:50:21,623 --> 00:50:22,757
Nagpabook ako ng suite.

1087
00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,826
Kailangan ko lang kunin itong pera
at isang pares ng mga daliri

1088
00:50:24,893 --> 00:50:26,828
tapos tayo lang.

1089
00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:28,061
Sige?

1090
00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,029
Walang pag-uusapan
ng trabaho, I swear.

1091
00:50:29,096 --> 00:50:31,098
Mga masahe at margaritas lang.

1092
00:50:32,165 --> 00:50:33,133
Ay, Darius.

1093
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,703
Bumaba ka na lang please.

1094
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,437
Tawagan mo ako.

1095
00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:46,814
- Huwag mo kailanman, bawat
gawin mo ulit yan...

1096
00:50:47,381 --> 00:50:47,849
- Hoy.

1097
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:48,650
Oh siya, babe.

1098
00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:49,617
Hoy, kamusta ka na?

1099
00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:50,852
Oh nasaan ka kagabi?

1100
00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:51,986
- Oh oo, bakit mo ako tiktikan?

1101
00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:52,887
- Spy?

1102
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:53,855
Ano ang pinagsasabi mo?

1103
00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:54,856
Ano ang pinagsasabi mo?

1104
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:55,757
- Kaya tayo, ayos na ang lahat?

1105
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:56,891
- Oo, maayos ang lahat.

1106
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:57,725
- Oh perpekto.
- Kaya walang anuman

1107
00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:58,458
pag-usapan.

1108
00:51:01,094 --> 00:51:02,730
- Oh, masakit.

1109
00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:04,131
Oh, babe!

1110
00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:05,867
Bakit mo ginawa yun?

1111
00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:06,834
- Hoy, hawak mo
out sa amin, cuz?

1112
00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:07,869
- Hey, guys.

1113
00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:09,102
Maligayang pagdating sa Mexico.

1114
00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:10,270
- Pagpapanatili ng kayamanan
sa sarili mo, ha?

1115
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,006
- Oo, ikaw ay isang
fucking patay na tao, tama?

1116
00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,273
- Ano?

1117
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,008
- Ginagawa ba ito
may bidet ang lugar?

1118
00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:14,676
- Fucking nerd.

1119
00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:15,543
- Ano?

1120
00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:16,511
Mahabang byahe iyon.

1121
00:51:16,578 --> 00:51:17,311
Sila ay ganap
normal sa Europe.

1122
00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:17,979
Hindi.

1123
00:51:18,111 --> 00:51:18,713
Huwag mo akong itapon sa karagatan.

1124
00:51:19,948 --> 00:51:20,648
- Hoy, buddy.

1125
00:51:20,715 --> 00:51:21,516
- Hi.

1126
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:22,750
- Hey, hey, guys.

1127
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,151
- Pagbabago ng mga plano.

1128
00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:25,887
Kaya ang mga batang babae' spa treatment
ay hapon na.

1129
00:51:25,954 --> 00:51:27,120
- Ay oo.

1130
00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,388
- Kaya pupunta sila
sa beach kasama namin.

1131
00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:29,757
- Tuturuan mo ba ako
paano maglaro ng football?

1132
00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:30,692
Hindi pa ako naglaro ng football.
- Hey Shep, mag-isip ka ng mabilis.

1133
00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:32,527
Heads up, buddy.

1134
00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:33,795
Touchdown.

1135
00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,399
- Hoy.

1136
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,802
Okay baby, anong nangyayari?

1137
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:23,137
Seryoso, ikaw ay,
kakaiba ang kinikilos mo.

1138
00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:25,907
I mean, literal na ikaw
gumawa ng pader sa pagitan namin.

1139
00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:26,708
- Okay, ikaw...

1140
00:53:27,909 --> 00:53:29,409
Alam mo kapag nagmamaneho ka
pababa sa highway at,

1141
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,012
at isang napakagandang kanta ang dumating

1142
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,747
at at makuha mo
sa kanta talaga

1143
00:53:32,814 --> 00:53:34,015
at pagkatapos ay miss mo ang iyong paglabas.

1144
00:53:34,082 --> 00:53:34,982
At pagkatapos-
- Okay, teka, teka.

1145
00:53:35,049 --> 00:53:36,818
Ako ba ang kanta o ang highway?

1146
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,020
- Hindi, ako lang
parang natututo ako

1147
00:53:39,087 --> 00:53:40,220
lahat ng mga bagay na ito tungkol sa iyo.

1148
00:53:40,287 --> 00:53:41,522
- Mabuti, mabuti, mabuti.

1149
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:43,624
Dapat ikaw, alam mo,
pag-aaral ng mga bagay tungkol sa akin

1150
00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:44,792
at ako ay natututo
mga bagay tungkol sa iyo.

1151
00:53:44,859 --> 00:53:45,459
Oo.

1152
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,460
- Oo, hindi, tiyak.

1153
00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:48,261
Tapos nalaman ko na nanghuhuli ka.

1154
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:49,130
- Nanghuhuli ako.

1155
00:53:49,197 --> 00:53:50,263
Oo, hindi ko ito tinatago.

1156
00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:51,431
- Hindi, ikaw ay hindi
nakikinig sa akin.

1157
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,667
- Hindi ka nakikinig sa akin.

1158
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,569
- Okay, siguro hindi ko dapat
sinubukan pa.

1159
00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,571
- Oo, baka ikaw
hindi dapat.

1160
00:53:58,973 --> 00:54:00,074
- At kaya ang mga lalaki

1161
00:54:00,141 --> 00:54:02,309
at pumunta ang mga babae
kanilang magkahiwalay na paraan.

1162
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:05,780
Umalis ang mga babae
sa isang nakakarelaks na spa

1163
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:08,216
at ang mga lalaki, well...

1164
00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:20,695
- Tayo na!

1165
00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:21,662
Tara na!

1166
00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:22,530
Higit pa!

1167
00:54:22,597 --> 00:54:23,363
Higit pa!

1168
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:24,232
Wag kang tanga!

1169
00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:24,966
Halika na.

1170
00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:28,736
- Ah, ano ba!

1171
00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:30,738
- Halika, umalis na tayo.

1172
00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:31,806
Tara na, bitch
- Manahimik ka, asong babae.

1173
00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:32,673
tumahimik ka!

1174
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,340
- Halika!

1175
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,281
- Geez, parang sutla ang balat ko.

1176
00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:42,650
- Oo, dapat nating subukan
sunod na balot ng seaweed.

1177
00:54:42,717 --> 00:54:43,985
- Ooh, gusto ko
para gumawa ng seaweed wrap.

1178
00:54:44,051 --> 00:54:44,852
Noon pa man gusto ko na.

1179
00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:45,920
- Oo.

1180
00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:48,055
- Okay, well, hindi bababa sa
sumama ka sa amin sa hapunan.

1181
00:54:49,157 --> 00:54:51,025
Hindi, walang pupunta
para abalahin ka.

1182
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:52,827
Alam mo kung ano?

1183
00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:54,061
Okay, gawin mo ang gusto mo,

1184
00:54:54,162 --> 00:54:56,798
pero bukas tayo
ay maglalayag.

1185
00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:00,802
Ikinalulungkot ko iyon.

1186
00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:01,803
- Hindi, ayos ka lang.

1187
00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:04,071
Mukhang kailangan mo
ilang pagpapahinga.

1188
00:55:04,172 --> 00:55:05,740
- Ano ang nagdudulot sa iyo
mga babae dito?

1189
00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:07,542
- Honeymoon.

1190
00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,643
- Oh!

1191
00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:12,379
Minsan may one night ako
tumayo kasama ang aking doula.

1192
00:55:14,048 --> 00:55:15,382
- Ay, hindi, hindi, hindi.

1193
00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,984
Hindi, hindi.
- Hindi, hindi kami, hindi kami.

1194
00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:17,952
- Hindi na sila, hindi.

1195
00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:18,753
Mahusay para sa iyo bagaman.

1196
00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:19,520
Hindi, pero...

1197
00:55:19,587 --> 00:55:20,721
- Wala kami, wala kami

1198
00:55:20,788 --> 00:55:21,656
problema niyan.
- Hindi, ito ay mahusay.

1199
00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:22,590
- Mahal namin iyon.

1200
00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:23,490
Sinusuportahan namin iyon.
- Honeymoon niya ito.

1201
00:55:23,558 --> 00:55:24,391
- Hindi lang kami.

1202
00:55:24,457 --> 00:55:25,827
- Oo.

1203
00:55:25,893 --> 00:55:27,128
- Oo, ito ang aming bachelor
at mga bachelorette party.

1204
00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:28,361
Ginagawa namin
uri ng paatras.

1205
00:55:28,428 --> 00:55:29,997
- Well, nasaan ang
natitirang bahagi ng iyong partido?

1206
00:55:30,064 --> 00:55:31,599
- Oo, tinitingnan mo ito?

1207
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:32,667
- Oo.

1208
00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:35,102
- Well, iyon ba ang gusto mo?

1209
00:55:36,469 --> 00:55:38,739
- Well, hindi.

1210
00:55:38,806 --> 00:55:39,774
- Oh, okay.

1211
00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:41,441
Ito ang gusto niya.

1212
00:55:41,509 --> 00:55:42,677
Okay.
- Oo, hulaan ko

1213
00:55:42,743 --> 00:55:43,811
sinusubukan ko lang
para mapasaya siya.

1214
00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:45,412
Diyos ko.

1215
00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:46,314
Naku, narinig ko.

1216
00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:47,347
Iyon ay kakila-kilabot.

1217
00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:49,416
alam ko.
- Hoy, hey, hey, ikaw.

1218
00:55:49,951 --> 00:55:50,551
Ibaba mo yan.

1219
00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:51,919
- Hoy, hindi ko kaya.

1220
00:55:51,986 --> 00:55:52,587
- Ah, ah.
- Hindi ko kaya.

1221
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:53,888
- Ibaba mo.

1222
00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:55,122
- Uy, kailangan mong kumilos.

1223
00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:57,424
- Oh, tuturuan mo ba ako?

1224
00:56:00,962 --> 00:56:02,029
- Aray!

1225
00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:04,298
- Diyos ko, ikaw ang aking bayani.

1226
00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,033
- Ibuhos
uminom kayo, girls.

1227
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,434
- Okay.

1228
00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:09,170
- Maaari ba akong maging tapat?

1229
00:56:09,237 --> 00:56:10,571
- Pakiusap.
- Pakiusap.

1230
00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:13,841
- Magsisimula na ang kasal na ito
sa maling paa.

1231
00:56:13,908 --> 00:56:17,812
Hindi ito tungkol sa kanyang mga pangangailangan,
ito ay tungkol sa iyong mga pangangailangan.

1232
00:56:17,912 --> 00:56:19,914
Ngayon, nangunguna ako sa kababaihan
retreat sa buong taon

1233
00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:22,183
at karamihan ay Fortune 500,

1234
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,185
pero nagca-cater din ako
sa maybahay

1235
00:56:24,252 --> 00:56:26,453
at mga mahihirap na katulad mo.

1236
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,456
Dahil hangga't gusto mo
gustong tanggihan ito, mga babae,

1237
00:56:29,523 --> 00:56:33,861
hindi mo maaaring igalang o
hamakin ang kapangyarihan ng puke.

1238
00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:36,496
inumin.

1239
00:56:36,564 --> 00:56:37,765
Uminom, uminom.

1240
00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:41,669
Inumin mo, mahal.
- Oh.

1241
00:56:41,736 --> 00:56:42,737
- Mga babae.

1242
00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,206
Ang dalawang ito ay sasama sa amin.

1243
00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:46,607
Mayroon akong ilang mga tawag na gagawin,

1244
00:56:46,674 --> 00:56:48,943
ngunit alam ni Fernando kung saan
para ihatid ka, kaya tumakbo ka na.

1245
00:56:49,010 --> 00:56:50,044
Magkita tayo mamaya.

1246
00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:58,319
- Hindi namin nakikita
ito sa States.

1247
00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,354
- Oo, iyon
dahil ito ay labag sa batas.

1248
00:57:02,890 --> 00:57:04,258
- Oh!

1249
00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,861
- Okay ka lang, Shep?

1250
00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,495
- Oo, oo.

1251
00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:46,100
Sorry, I uh, fuck lang,
ang allergy season diba?

1252
00:57:47,535 --> 00:57:51,072
- Pagkatapos ng mga masahe
at muchas margaritas,

1253
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:54,241
pinili ng mga babae na kunin
kanilang bachelorette party

1254
00:57:54,342 --> 00:57:58,145
sa mga lansangan sa
paghahanap ng mas masaya.

1255
00:58:00,748 --> 00:58:02,416
- Maaari mo bang sabihin sa akin
saan ang lucha fight?

1256
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:05,820
- Tapos na ang tent
doon, ang aking makatarungang babae.

1257
00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:08,089
- Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare.

1258
00:58:08,155 --> 00:58:11,158
Ayoko talaga ng ganyan
tinawag mo akong wench.

1259
00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:32,546
- Diyos ko, ang cute niya.

1260
00:58:34,081 --> 00:58:35,349
- Hoy, ano ang sinasabi niya?

1261
00:58:36,851 --> 00:58:38,586
- Uh, gusto niyang malaman kung
kahit sino ay lalaban kay Thumbelina.

1262
00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,187
- Ano?

1263
00:58:41,489 --> 00:58:42,857
- Hindi, siya ay tulad ng isang
pinong maliit na bulaklak.

1264
00:58:42,923 --> 00:58:44,058
Hindi siya kayang labanan ng mga taong ito.

1265
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:44,925
Hindi, hindi, hindi, gagawin ko.

1266
00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:45,726
gagawin ko.

1267
00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,594
Magiging maayos din.

1268
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,461
ayos lang ako.

1269
00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:48,562
- Hindi, hindi, hindi.

1270
00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:49,296
- Kami
may challenger.

1271
00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:50,197
- Gagawin ko.

1272
00:58:50,264 --> 00:58:51,265
- Ito ay isang kahila-hilakbot na ideya.

1273
00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:53,634
- Hi.

1274
00:58:53,701 --> 00:58:54,502
- Hi.

1275
00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:55,569
- Ako si Abby.

1276
00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:56,570
- Ay!

1277
00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:58,105
- Sinabi ko sa iyo na ito ay magiging maayos.

1278
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,840
Ang cute niya.

1279
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:02,610
Okay, kaya uh, kaya gawin
Kumuha ako ng costume?

1280
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,082
- Oh, magaling ka.

1281
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:08,949
Ang galing mo, Shep.

1282
00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:10,117
magaling ka.

1283
00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:13,387
Isang tanga lang, tanga
maliit na manok, okay?

1284
00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:15,756
Okay, okay.

1285
00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:17,358
Sige.

1286
00:59:17,425 --> 00:59:18,192
Pagsamahin mo.

1287
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,760
Pagsamahin mo.

1288
00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:26,000
- Hindi, hindi, hindi.

1289
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,034
Hindi!

1290
00:59:28,569 --> 00:59:30,771
Tingnan mo ang kanyang maliliit na paa.

1291
00:59:31,739 --> 00:59:33,641
Nasaan ang sangkatauhan?

1292
00:59:35,176 --> 00:59:36,644
May sakit kayong mga tao!

1293
00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:38,212
Ginawa mo ito!

1294
00:59:38,312 --> 00:59:41,115
Ginawa mo ito sa iyong anak!

1295
00:59:41,182 --> 00:59:43,284
Ano ang nararamdaman mo tungkol diyan?

1296
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:44,852
Siya ay isang hayop ng pag-ibig.

1297
00:59:54,462 --> 00:59:56,097
Ito ay sakit fuck.

1298
00:59:57,198 --> 00:59:58,666
Wala sa relo ko.

1299
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,367
Ikaw.

1300
01:00:02,603 --> 01:00:05,139
Abby Abernathy!

1301
01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:10,144
- Okay ka lang?

1302
01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:11,546
- Oo, ayos lang ako.

1303
01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:13,981
- Makinig nang mabuti
sa rules, okay?

1304
01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:14,615
- Okay.

1305
01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:15,449
- Walang mga patakaran.

1306
01:00:17,218 --> 01:00:17,952
Go!

1307
01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:21,021
- Meow.

1308
01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:22,123
Isang pusa.

1309
01:00:23,224 --> 01:00:24,158
Ow!

1310
01:00:24,225 --> 01:00:25,826
- Hay naku, Hesus.

1311
01:00:27,628 --> 01:00:28,996
-Ay, yun-

1312
01:00:29,598 --> 01:00:31,332
masakit!

1313
01:00:34,635 --> 01:00:35,570
- Oh, diyos.

1314
01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:37,471
- Okay, pahinga?

1315
01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:54,221
- Sasabihin mo ba sa akin
hindi si Abby yun?

1316
01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:55,723
- Siguradong si Abby ito.

1317
01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:02,463
- Sige, sige,
sige, sige.

1318
01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:04,365
- Oh diyos.

1319
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:05,466
Oh hi, honey.

1320
01:01:06,535 --> 01:01:08,469
- Okay.

1321
01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:09,870
- Ano ang nangyari sa mani-pedis?

1322
01:01:09,937 --> 01:01:11,573
- Magagamit ko talaga
ang iyong payo ngayon.

1323
01:01:11,672 --> 01:01:14,008
- Okay, okay, um.

1324
01:01:14,074 --> 01:01:16,210
Well pinapaboran niya
kanang tuhod niya.

1325
01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:16,844
Pumunta para sa kanyang tuhod.

1326
01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:18,179
- Hindi, napakasama nito.

1327
01:01:18,245 --> 01:01:20,481
- Ito ay talagang masama, ngunit
maaari itong magligtas ng iyong buhay.

1328
01:01:23,317 --> 01:01:24,485
- Huwag makinig sa kanya.

1329
01:01:24,553 --> 01:01:25,219
Sinusubukan niya
pumasok sa iyong ulo.

1330
01:01:25,286 --> 01:01:26,220
Tumingin ka sa akin.

1331
01:01:26,287 --> 01:01:27,755
- Okay, okay.

1332
01:01:30,424 --> 01:01:31,492
- Anong ginagawa mo?

1333
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,893
- Wala.

1334
01:01:35,963 --> 01:01:37,231
- Sinusubukan ka niyang manligaw.

1335
01:01:37,298 --> 01:01:38,600
- Hindi ko alam.

1336
01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,201
pupunta ako.

1337
01:01:40,301 --> 01:01:41,068
- Makinig dito.

1338
01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:42,604
- Hasta
la vista, mataba!

1339
01:01:42,671 --> 01:01:43,904
- Mataba?

1340
01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:47,107
May nalaglag ka yata.

1341
01:01:47,174 --> 01:01:47,642
- Huh?

1342
01:01:50,311 --> 01:01:51,078
- Oo.

1343
01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:55,517
- Iyan ang makukuha mo
sinusubukang lambingin ang asawa ko!

1344
01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:57,751
- Oo.

1345
01:01:57,818 --> 01:01:58,485
Oh, ilang Mario shit.

1346
01:01:58,587 --> 01:01:59,820
Slam her!

1347
01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,388
Hindi ko alam kung ano
legal, gawin kahit ano.

1348
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:05,459
Gawin mo lang!

1349
01:02:11,999 --> 01:02:15,336
- Ako ay napakalaki
naka-on sa iyo.

1350
01:02:17,338 --> 01:02:18,506
- Oo!

1351
01:02:18,607 --> 01:02:20,774
- Oo!

1352
01:02:20,874 --> 01:02:22,376
- Hindi ko kaya
maniwala ka ginawa mo.

1353
01:02:23,344 --> 01:02:24,111
Ikaw ay kahanga-hanga.

1354
01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:24,778
Nanalo ka.

1355
01:02:24,845 --> 01:02:25,846
- Sige, honey.

1356
01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:27,848
Magsaya sa iyong bachelor party!

1357
01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,316
- Sige mahal ko
ikaw.

1358
01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:30,217
Magsaya ka.

1359
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:47,334
- Whoa, mukhang
parang nawalan na naman ng kuryente.

1360
01:02:47,401 --> 01:02:49,103
- Sorpresa!

1361
01:02:51,673 --> 01:02:53,173
- Ano ang mayroon sa lahat ng eye candy?

1362
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,475
may asawa na ako.

1363
01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:55,710
- Ikaw ay.

1364
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,278
- Ngunit hindi kami.

1365
01:02:58,513 --> 01:02:59,581
- Huwag makakuha ng anumang magagandang ideya.

1366
01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:01,348
Kapatid namin ngayon si Abby.

1367
01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:02,717
- Oo.

1368
01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:04,885
Kailangan kong pumayag
kasama niya sa isang iyon.

1369
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,136
- I mean, mahal ko siya.

1370
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:26,473
Dapat sulit yan
isang bagay, tama ba?

1371
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,275
- Oo, talagang.

1372
01:03:29,678 --> 01:03:31,478
- Hindi ko alam kung ano
ang pag-ibig ay ngayon.

1373
01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,714
- Uh- oh.

1374
01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,750
Nakain ka na ba ngayon?

1375
01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:37,184
- busog na ako...

1376
01:03:38,185 --> 01:03:39,153
ng galit!

1377
01:03:41,422 --> 01:03:42,624
- Narito ang bagay, mga batang babae.

1378
01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,626
Nagpakasal ako masyadong bata.

1379
01:03:44,693 --> 01:03:46,193
Hindi ito natuloy, alam mo.

1380
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,494
Anong gagawin mo?

1381
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,631
- Ano ang ibig mong sabihin, ano
gagawin ko ba?

1382
01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:50,765
ako ay-

1383
01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:52,734
Oh, tingnan mo, naiihi ako.

1384
01:03:54,835 --> 01:03:57,104
- Hindi ako magpapakasal

1385
01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:58,138
- Makinig.

1386
01:03:58,205 --> 01:04:01,643
Ang mga istatistika ay hindi
sa iyong pabor, okay?

1387
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,545
At siya nga pala, uy, makinig ka.

1388
01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:04,945
Hoy, hindi ka naman dumating

1389
01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:07,147
sa anumang asset o
kahit ano, tama?

1390
01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:10,518
Kaya, at mayroon
walang kasamang bata.

1391
01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:12,052
Kaya nakuha mo na.

1392
01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:16,190
- Ako ay magkakaroon ng isang sanggol
sa sarili ko, Millicent.

1393
01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:19,927
- Bumili ka lang ng isa,
mas nagpapasalamat sila.

1394
01:04:26,735 --> 01:04:27,535
- Okay, shit.

1395
01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,203
Okay, nakuha na kita.

1396
01:04:29,738 --> 01:04:31,238
Dinalhan kita ng pagkain.

1397
01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:31,806
Oh, oh.

1398
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,075
Mukhang napakahusay nito guys.

1399
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:39,380
Sige. Hmm.

1400
01:04:40,114 --> 01:04:41,583
Libre tayo ngayon, oo.

1401
01:04:45,754 --> 01:04:46,688
Oh, gutom ka?

1402
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,088
Oo, Ooh.

1403
01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:50,391
Magandang Appetit.

1404
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:52,359
Mmm, oo.

1405
01:04:53,528 --> 01:04:54,428
ano?

1406
01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:55,563
Oh, nandito na ang pagkain.

1407
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:56,430
Eto na.

1408
01:04:56,497 --> 01:04:57,297
Oo, makakain ka.

1409
01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:58,700
Hindi, hindi, hindi.

1410
01:04:58,767 --> 01:04:59,701
Hay, hey, hey.

1411
01:05:01,268 --> 01:05:01,803
Hoy, tumigil ka!

1412
01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:07,809
Tumigil, huminto.

1413
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:14,314
Guys, magkaibigan lang kayo,
makipagkaibigan lang.

1414
01:05:16,383 --> 01:05:17,284
Hindi! Hindi! Hindi!

1415
01:05:29,798 --> 01:05:30,598
- Tulungan mo ako!

1416
01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,610
- Nakuha kita.

1417
01:05:43,545 --> 01:05:44,779
mahal na mahal kita.

1418
01:05:44,846 --> 01:05:45,880
- Okay, halika, umalis na tayo.

1419
01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:46,848
- Ito ay isang group hug.

1420
01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:47,849
- Alam ko, mahal na mahal kita.

1421
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:48,850
- Sino ang nangangailangan ng Shep, kapag-

1422
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,017
- Walang nangangailangan sa kanya, mahal kita.

1423
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,419
- Dito na tayo,
nasaan ang waterbed?

1424
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,086
- Okay, okay.

1425
01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:54,054
Hindi ito ay isang waterbed.

1426
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:55,055
- Naku, hindi ito waterbed.

1427
01:05:55,122 --> 01:05:55,956
- Alam mo ginang, mahal din kita.

1428
01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:57,391
Sa palagay ko ay mabuti kaming magkasama.

1429
01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:01,328
- Hindi. Ako, kailangan ko lang malaman
kung ginawa ni Darius ang kanyang paglipad.

1430
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:03,932
Ano ang tinitingnan mo?

1431
01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:05,767
Wala akong pake
tungkol pa kay Abby.

1432
01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:08,035
Si Darius lang ang gusto ko.

1433
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,672
Hindi, ano, ano ang ibig mong sabihin
na-cash niya yung ticket niya?

1434
01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:11,539
Hindi, hindi, hindi!

1435
01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:12,406
Mga milya ko yan!

1436
01:06:12,473 --> 01:06:13,575
pera ko yan!

1437
01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,176
Nagtatrabaho ako sa buong buhay ko

1438
01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:18,312
upang bumuo ng isang pugad na itlog
ng pera at pag-ibig.

1439
01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:20,915
At ano ang silbi kung ikaw
patuloy na nawawala ang pugad na itlog

1440
01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:22,216
at ang pag-ibig?

1441
01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:24,519
- Tulungan mo ako!

1442
01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:29,056
- Oh!

1443
01:06:33,862 --> 01:06:35,095
Ay, hindi.

1444
01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:36,263
Ay, umalis na ako.

1445
01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:38,065
- Hi, Shepley,
baby, si nanay.

1446
01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,934
Nasa hospice ako kasama si Lola.

1447
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,301
- Mommy, oo, ako ito!

1448
01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:42,971
- Kami ay tungkol sa
para hilahin ang plug

1449
01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:44,672
at gusto niyang magpaalam.

1450
01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:45,640
- Hindi, lola!

1451
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:46,674
- Nasaan ka?

1452
01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:50,678
- Hindi, lola!

1453
01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,079
- Shepley, si Lola.

1454
01:06:52,145 --> 01:06:53,982
Gusto ko lang sabihin sayo na-

1455
01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:58,418
- Hindi, paalam Lola!

1456
01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,097
- Hindi, hindi ko gusto ang mga iyon.

1457
01:07:10,163 --> 01:07:12,934
Gusto ko si Pinot.

1458
01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:16,069
- Guys!

1459
01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,572
Oh, hinding-hindi sila maniniwala sa akin.

1460
01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:34,856
Tandaan mo kami?

1461
01:07:34,923 --> 01:07:36,156
- Rawr.

1462
01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,726
- Mabilis kang natuto ng Ingles.

1463
01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:40,995
- Mabilis akong matuto ng maraming bagay.

1464
01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:43,130
Hindi ba ito ang iyong bachelor party?

1465
01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:44,097
- Whoo, ah.

1466
01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,968
Siguradong bachelor party ko ito.

1467
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,837
- Kaya, huwag mo
gusto mong magsaya?

1468
01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:51,471
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1469
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:54,174
- Okay.

1470
01:07:54,241 --> 01:07:57,110
Alam mo, um, akala ko ako
pagkakaroon ng sapat na saya.

1471
01:07:57,210 --> 01:07:59,847
- Ikaw
alam kung ano ang ibig sabihin namin.

1472
01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:01,983
- Woo.

1473
01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:07,622
- Malayo kay Blondie.

1474
01:08:07,689 --> 01:08:09,289
- Ibig mong sabihin Abby, asawa ko.

1475
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,826
- Halika, hindi namin sasabihin.

1476
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:21,035
- Kailangan ko nang umalis.

1477
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,837
- Maghintay, maghintay, maghintay,
teka, teka, teka.

1478
01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,274
- Makulit, makulit.

1479
01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,778
- Salamat sa pagpapaalam
manatili kami sa higaan.

1480
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,179
- Oo, mabuti.

1481
01:08:32,245 --> 01:08:34,949
Okay ladies, it's been real.

1482
01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:38,052
Good luck sa iyo
buhay, ang iyong kasal.

1483
01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:40,454
At kung ikaw ay isang
sugarol, sasabihin ko sa iyo

1484
01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:43,791
na ang mga posibilidad ay wala
iyong pabor at tiklop.

1485
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:44,692
- Teka, kailangan kong umihi.

1486
01:08:44,759 --> 01:08:45,893
Banyo ba ito?

1487
01:08:45,994 --> 01:08:46,728
- Oo.

1488
01:08:46,828 --> 01:08:47,595
Pero, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.

1489
01:08:47,695 --> 01:08:48,295
Huwag, huwag pumunta doon.

1490
01:08:48,362 --> 01:08:49,664
Iyon ang kwarto ni Parker.

1491
01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:50,898
Pumunta ka na lang sa pond.

1492
01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:52,232
- Parker?

1493
01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:55,069
- Anak ko, ang doktor na
pinag-uusapan namin.

1494
01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,537
- Ano ang iyong apelyido?

1495
01:08:56,604 --> 01:08:57,972
- Hayes.

1496
01:08:58,039 --> 01:08:59,774
- Hayes.

1497
01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:01,809
Parker Hayes.

1498
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:02,610
Doktor.

1499
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,547
Hoy, Parker!

1500
01:09:06,614 --> 01:09:07,815
Dr. Hayes.

1501
01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:08,816
- Parker Hayes?

1502
01:09:09,751 --> 01:09:10,618
Parker!

1503
01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:15,123
- Mare!

1504
01:09:15,188 --> 01:09:16,189
Mare, umalis na tayo!

1505
01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:30,838
Travis.

1506
01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:35,409
- Makulit, makulit.

1507
01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:38,079
- Travis?

1508
01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:38,946
Travis, halika at sunduin mo ako.

1509
01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:42,984
Travis!

1510
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:44,786
Asshole!

1511
01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:45,753
- Hmm, gusto mo yun?

1512
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:46,721
Sige, dalawa ang makakapaglaro niyan.

1513
01:09:46,788 --> 01:09:47,889
- Ay, Travis,
ang galing mo.

1514
01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:03,604
- Okay, Parker.

1515
01:10:03,671 --> 01:10:05,006
Okay, ako lang.

1516
01:10:05,073 --> 01:10:07,542
Shit, okay, go, libre, okay.

1517
01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:09,577
Ow!

1518
01:10:10,845 --> 01:10:11,813
Ow.

1519
01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:14,048
Okay, hi, Parker.

1520
01:10:14,115 --> 01:10:16,150
Hi ikaw na matandang mabait, boring na tao.

1521
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,186
Okay, kukuha tayo ng litrato.

1522
01:10:19,854 --> 01:10:20,822
Shit, ano?

1523
01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:38,773
Hindi! anong ginagawa mo

1524
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,174
huwag!

1525
01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:47,582
Shh.

1526
01:10:51,853 --> 01:10:52,754
God-dammit!

1527
01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:56,557
Kamusta ang tulog mo?

1528
01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:57,357
Gulung-gulong!

1529
01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:59,794
Diyos, ikaw ay walang kabuluhan.

1530
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:00,728
Gulung-gulong!

1531
01:11:01,629 --> 01:11:03,631
Isa.

1532
01:11:03,731 --> 01:11:06,200
Dalawa.

1533
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,735
Oh, oh, halika na!

1534
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:10,838
Halika

1535
01:11:10,905 --> 01:11:11,873
Ay, hindi!

1536
01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:18,306
- Ano ba naman
nangyari dito?

1537
01:12:27,215 --> 01:12:28,082
ako ba yan

1538
01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:36,958
Kaya ibig sabihin.

1539
01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:39,594
Sorry, Señor.

1540
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:41,295
walang tao
dito sa pangalang iyon.

1541
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,563
O yung ibang babae.

1542
01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:44,565
Nasubukan mo na ba
tumatawag ng pulis?

1543
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,267
- Oo, hindi ko iniisip
andito pa kami.

1544
01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:47,702
Salamat naman.

1545
01:12:48,970 --> 01:12:50,171
Okay.

1546
01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:14,388
- Sino ka ba?

1547
01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:15,389
- Ako ito, ako ito.

1548
01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:16,691
Si Abby, ako.

1549
01:14:16,757 --> 01:14:17,358
- Abby?

1550
01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:18,559
Anong ginagawa mo dito?

1551
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,927
- Sinusubukan ko lang
para mag selfie.

1552
01:14:20,027 --> 01:14:20,493
- Isang selfie?

1553
01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:21,963
Fucking psycho.

1554
01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:23,864
- Abby,
nasa loob ka ba

1555
01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:24,665
- Diyos ko.

1556
01:14:24,732 --> 01:14:25,933
Papatayin ka niya.

1557
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,435
- Abby, buksan mo.

1558
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,103
- Walang tao dito
ang pangalan na iyon, kaya asar.

1559
01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:30,271
- Shh!

1560
01:14:30,338 --> 01:14:32,873
- Oh Diyos ko, binastos mo si Parker!

1561
01:14:33,975 --> 01:14:35,409
- Hindi!

1562
01:14:35,475 --> 01:14:37,044
- Anong ginagawa mo dito?

1563
01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:38,312
- Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi!

1564
01:15:01,369 --> 01:15:02,536
- Well?

1565
01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:05,239
Kumusta na para sa iyo
unang beses, Miguel?

1566
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,241
Hindi ba iba siya?

1567
01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:11,145
Natagpuan siya sa kama kasama
ex niya sa honeymoon namin.

1568
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:17,051
- Ito ay talagang hangal.

1569
01:15:17,118 --> 01:15:18,586
lasing ako

1570
01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:21,155
at sinusubukang kumuha ng selfie
para pagselosin siya.

1571
01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,590
Ang tanging dahilan kung bakit ko ito ginawa ay

1572
01:15:22,656 --> 01:15:25,426
dahil napunta ako sa
FaceTime Travis kagabi

1573
01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:27,995
at ito ang nakita ko.

1574
01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,868
- Ako, Abby, ako, wala ako

1575
01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:35,603
gawin dito.

1576
01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:37,338
Kailangan mong maniwala sa akin.

1577
01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:40,074
- ginagawa ko.

1578
01:15:40,141 --> 01:15:41,208
ginagawa ko.

1579
01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,676
Nang mahimasmasan ako kaninang umaga

1580
01:15:42,743 --> 01:15:45,012
at nagkaroon ako ng isang segundo para mag-isip,
Akala ko, hindi ko alam,

1581
01:15:45,079 --> 01:15:48,082
na dapat mayroon ang ilang mga batang babae
kinuha ang iyong telepono o isang bagay.

1582
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,750
- At iyon ang katotohanan,

1583
01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,888
- Tama, naniniwala ako sa iyo.

1584
01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:56,290
- Kayo, mayroon,
may pag-asa dito.

1585
01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:59,060
- Maliban na hindi
magkabilang daan talaga

1586
01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:01,095
sa relasyon natin
ngayon, ginagawa ba?

1587
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:07,735
- Well, hindi talaga

1588
01:16:07,835 --> 01:16:09,470
tulad ng binigay mo sa akin
pagkakataong lumaban

1589
01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,305
kasama ang iyong kasal
paligsahan sa pagpapawalang-bisa.

1590
01:16:13,607 --> 01:16:17,778
Itinakda mo akong mabigo.

1591
01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:21,516
- Miguel, alam kong sinabi mo

1592
01:16:21,615 --> 01:16:23,384
na mayroong isang bagay
sa amin ni Travis

1593
01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:24,852
yan ang nararapat ipaglaban,

1594
01:16:24,919 --> 01:16:28,789
pero, alam mo, hindi talaga
sa tingin ko may natitira pang laban.

1595
01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,561
- Kung gayon hindi rin ako.

1596
01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:33,894
-ako-

1597
01:16:33,961 --> 01:16:34,695
- Travis.

1598
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,669
- Abby, sabi sa Awit 51, lumikha ng isang-

1599
01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:43,704
- I-save ito, tapos na ako.

1600
01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:58,052
- Nanay ko
may kilala sa customs

1601
01:16:58,119 --> 01:17:00,555
kung sino ang makakakuha sa amin sa isang alas kwatro
flight pabalik sa Sacramento.

1602
01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:01,822
- Salamat.

1603
01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:04,024
Pero sa tingin ko ako lang
tatambay dito.

1604
01:17:04,091 --> 01:17:05,292
Gumagala.

1605
01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,861
- Huwag masyadong gumala.

1606
01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:08,996
Pangako?

1607
01:17:09,096 --> 01:17:09,697
- Oo.

1608
01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:11,699
Oo, pangako, Mare.

1609
01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:13,535
Pero sapat na sa akin.

1610
01:17:13,634 --> 01:17:15,269
kamusta ka na?

1611
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,837
- Ito ay sobrang kakaiba, Abby.

1612
01:17:17,905 --> 01:17:19,106
Ang pangalawang nakilala ko si Shepley,
Nahulog lang ako ng husto.

1613
01:17:19,206 --> 01:17:21,576
At nakarating kami dito at ako
parang nakikita ko lang

1614
01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:23,310
kung sino talaga siya
sa unang pagkakataon.

1615
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:24,812
- Oo, parang pamilyar.

1616
01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:28,149
- Ibig kong sabihin, nangangaso siya,
tinitiktikan niya ako.

1617
01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:29,116
hindi ko lang kaya.

1618
01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:31,385
Hindi siya bagay sa akin.

1619
01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:35,456
- Naririnig kita.

1620
01:17:35,524 --> 01:17:37,958
Akala ko siguro
Iba si Travis,

1621
01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:40,761
pero parang lahat siya
ang mga lalaki sa nakaraan ko.

1622
01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:43,164
I mean, hindi ko alam
ano ang sasabihin, Mare.

1623
01:17:43,264 --> 01:17:44,398
I guess pareho lang tayong-

1624
01:17:48,135 --> 01:17:49,336
- Hello?

1625
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:51,238
Abby?

1626
01:17:55,943 --> 01:17:57,344
- [Benny} Gusto kong makita
kayong dalawa sa opisina ko

1627
01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:58,647
sa isang oras,

1628
01:17:58,712 --> 01:18:01,282
at huwag mo rin
isipin ang paglaktaw ng bayan.

1629
01:18:02,551 --> 01:18:05,352
Tungkol ito kay Travis
ipagpalagay ang iyong utang

1630
01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,821
sa pamamagitan ng pakikipaglaban sa Chernobyl.

1631
01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:57,171
- Abby, hindi ito ang iniisip mo!

1632
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:01,676
- I fucking hate you!

1633
01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:02,810
- Hindi ako pumapatol sa mga babae.

1634
01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:05,045
-,
bastos.

1635
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:08,215
Sabi mo ikaw
walang gagawin!

1636
01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:10,784
- Diyos, matatag ka.

1637
01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,722
- ako fucking
galit sayo, uod ka!

1638
01:19:13,787 --> 01:19:15,422
- Ano
ikaw ba, hormonal?

1639
01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:16,558
- Fuck mo!

1640
01:19:20,361 --> 01:19:21,362
- Sino ito?

1641
01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,267
- Ano?

1642
01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:27,868
ano gusto mo

1643
01:19:38,212 --> 01:19:41,248
- Ikinalulungkot ko ang iyong pagpipinta.

1644
01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:45,986
- Paumanhin tungkol sa fucking
up ang buhay mo, ish.

1645
01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:50,991
- Hindi mo ginulo ang buhay ko.

1646
01:19:51,058 --> 01:19:53,994
Niloko mo ako
relasyon sa aking ama.

1647
01:19:54,094 --> 01:19:57,064
- Well, mayroon
ilang iba pang mga bagay.

1648
01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,165
Toledo.

1649
01:19:58,265 --> 01:19:59,300
- Hmm.

1650
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:03,538
- Toledo? Dude, 14 ako noon.
- Ikaw ay isang cash-cow.

1651
01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:08,909
- Karapat-dapat ka talaga
na bato sa ulo.

1652
01:20:09,544 --> 01:20:11,513
Ikinalulungkot ko ang...

1653
01:20:11,579 --> 01:20:12,146
- Darius?

1654
01:20:12,212 --> 01:20:13,213
- Oo.

1655
01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:16,250
- Hindi ko rin alam kung
minahal niya talaga ako noon pa man.

1656
01:20:16,350 --> 01:20:17,985
Ang painting na ito ay akin
huling pagsisikap,

1657
01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:20,187
dahil nahulog kami,

1658
01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:21,422
hindi mahalaga.

1659
01:20:24,693 --> 01:20:25,926
- Well, para sa kung ano ang halaga nito,

1660
01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:28,295
hindi ito katulad ng sa akin
mas maganda ang relasyon.

1661
01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:31,398
malapit na ako
isang diborsiyo sa 19.

1662
01:20:31,465 --> 01:20:32,600
- Ano?
- Oo.

1663
01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:35,537
- Para sa isang tao na
ay napakahusay sa mga baraha,

1664
01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:37,672
ikaw ay isang tunay na fuckin' idiot.

1665
01:20:37,739 --> 01:20:39,373
- Excuse me?
- Oo, tama.

1666
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,742
Miss Wisdom, sa 19.

1667
01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:43,143
Hindi mo nakikita kung ano ang nakatitig
sa mukha mo!

1668
01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:44,478
Pag-ibig! Abby!

1669
01:20:44,579 --> 01:20:45,647
Pag-ibig!

1670
01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:46,548
iyong lalaki! Ang lalaking ito!

1671
01:20:46,614 --> 01:20:47,682
Ang manlalaban, Travis!

1672
01:20:47,749 --> 01:20:49,617
At ang hilig ninyong dalawa?

1673
01:20:49,718 --> 01:20:51,218
Akala mo kaya mo
bilhin yan sa Amazon?

1674
01:20:51,318 --> 01:20:52,052
Hindi mo kaya.

1675
01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,756
Wala akong pakialam kung ikaw
19 o ikaw ay 90!

1676
01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:57,257
Kapag nangyari iyon? Sha-bam!

1677
01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:01,830
- Sha-bam?

1678
01:21:01,895 --> 01:21:03,063
- Sha-bam!

1679
01:21:06,601 --> 01:21:07,535
- Sha-bam.

1680
01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:09,370
- fuckin '' sha-bam.

1681
01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:11,573
- Ano ang gusto ninyo?

1682
01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:12,906
- Gusto naming ipaglaban mo siya.

1683
01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:14,241
- Sa tingin mo hindi ko sinusubukan?

1684
01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:16,110
- Pagkatapos, pare, subukan
mas mahirap.

1685
01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,478
Parang laging sinasabi ni Dad,

1686
01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:19,446
"Minsan kailangan mo
lumaban para sa inyong dalawa

1687
01:21:19,514 --> 01:21:20,447
kapag sumuko na ang isa sa inyo."

1688
01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:21,750
- Tama.

1689
01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,217
Lumaban ka at lumaban ka,
at patuloy kang lumalaban.

1690
01:21:23,283 --> 01:21:25,854
- 'Dahil isa kang Maddox at
yan ang ginagawa natin para sa pag-ibig.

1691
01:21:25,919 --> 01:21:28,255
- Travis, mahal mo ba siya?

1692
01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,358
- Syempre mahal ko siya.

1693
01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:34,962
- Pagkatapos ay pumunta at kunin siya, pare.

1694
01:21:35,797 --> 01:21:37,064
- Hindi ko rin
alam kung nasaan siya.

1695
01:21:37,131 --> 01:21:38,666
- Sa tingin ko natagpuan ka niya, bro.

1696
01:21:38,767 --> 01:21:40,000
- Ano?

1697
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,713
- Saan mo nakuha ang mga ito
nababagay, "Douchebags-R-Us?"

1698
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,548
Pare, tradisyonal sila.

1699
01:23:00,615 --> 01:23:01,716
- Oo, talaga?

1700
01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:02,951
Nakuha mo ba ang mga ito sa mga suit
na may karatula na nagsasabing:

1701
01:23:03,016 --> 01:23:03,885
"Please wag mo akong kulitin?"
- Shh.

1702
01:23:03,952 --> 01:23:04,853
Guys, siya ay isang fucking pari.

1703
01:23:04,919 --> 01:23:06,554
Magkaroon ng respeto!
- Ah!

1704
01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,558
- Aray!

1705
01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:11,693
- Hindi. Walang away!

1706
01:23:11,759 --> 01:23:14,662
- Queso!

1707
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:31,345
- Ito ang singsing
nakuha ng aming ama ang aming ina.

1708
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:37,552
Nauna siyang dumaan kay Travis
talagang nakilala siya.

1709
01:23:37,619 --> 01:23:39,587
- Ngunit, ito ay espesyal.

1710
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,388
At espesyal ka.

1711
01:23:42,790 --> 01:23:44,859
- Nais naming makuha mo ito,

1712
01:23:44,926 --> 01:23:47,662
Dahil lahat tayo ay nagmamahal
ikaw talaga.

1713
01:23:49,029 --> 01:23:51,098
- Ito ay maganda.

1714
01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:54,101
Wish ko lang kaya ko
nakilala mo siya, kayo.

1715
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,271
Pero, sigurado ako na siya
ay sobrang hindi kapani-paniwala.

1716
01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:01,141
Ni hindi ko alam kung ano ang sasabihin ko.

1717
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:04,712
- Well, maaari mong sabihin oo.

1718
01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:06,380
- Oo, oo, oo.

1719
01:24:07,949 --> 01:24:08,850
Pahahalagahan ko ito magpakailanman.

1720
01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:11,251
Maraming salamat guys.

1721
01:24:12,085 --> 01:24:15,690
Proud talaga akong tumawag
kayong mga kapatid ko.

1722
01:24:17,926 --> 01:24:20,895
- Hoy!

1723
01:24:20,962 --> 01:24:23,263
Ano ang ginagawa ng mga lalaki sa kanya?

1724
01:24:35,843 --> 01:24:37,845
Sinubukan ang "Trabby?"

1725
01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:39,013
- Hoy!

1726
01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:41,049
Oo. Oo, nagkaroon ako ng tulad ng tatlo.

1727
01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:42,984
Ang galing nila. Ang galing nila.

1728
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,786
Dapat kang makakuha ng isa, tao.

1729
01:24:44,852 --> 01:24:47,287
- Sige, kukuha ako ng isa.

1730
01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:52,125
Nakausap mo ba si Mare?

1731
01:24:52,225 --> 01:24:53,327
- Mare, eh.

1732
01:24:55,863 --> 01:24:57,431
- Ayos ka lang?

1733
01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:02,971
- Oo, ito ay, ibig kong sabihin,

1734
01:25:03,071 --> 01:25:03,871
hindi mahalaga.
- Oo, oo-

1735
01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:04,839
- Gabi mo na.

1736
01:25:04,906 --> 01:25:05,940
Gabi mo na.
- Cheers.

1737
01:25:06,007 --> 01:25:07,174
- Shep, mahal kita.

1738
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,044
- mahal ko,
pare, mahal kita.

1739
01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:12,013
mahal na mahal kita.
- Hindi, ngunit seryoso.

1740
01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:14,114
mahal kita.
- Mas mahal kita, bro.

1741
01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:15,415
Sa totoo lang.

1742
01:25:15,482 --> 01:25:16,851
- Hindi, aalis ako
siya ngayong gabi, para sa iyo.

1743
01:25:16,918 --> 01:25:18,352
Kung hindi lang sa kabuuan
bagay na "pinsan-imbreeding",

1744
01:25:18,418 --> 01:25:20,387
maaari tayong magkaroon ng isang bagay.
- Halika dito.

1745
01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:21,455
Halika dito.

1746
01:25:23,323 --> 01:25:24,224
I'm so happy for you.

1747
01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:26,961
Ngayon, dapat mong hanapin ang iyong asawa.

1748
01:25:27,028 --> 01:25:28,930
Kakaiba tong sinasabi.
- Alam ko.

1749
01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:29,964
magaling ka?
- Magaling ako.

1750
01:25:30,031 --> 01:25:31,498
magaling ako. magaling ako.
- Okay.

1751
01:25:31,599 --> 01:25:32,366
- Magaling ako.

1752
01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:40,173
Hoy, ano, ano
ang "Shepmare?"

1753
01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:42,242
Pwede ba, pwede bang isa sa mga yan?

1754
01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:43,778
- Sabihin mo sa akin.

1755
01:25:43,878 --> 01:25:44,946
- Ay naku!

1756
01:25:45,013 --> 01:25:47,115
Oh, ano, uh, baby!

1757
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:48,315
Babe, oh my God!
- Bumalik ako!

1758
01:25:48,415 --> 01:25:49,383
- Halika dito. Halika
dito. Halika dito!

1759
01:25:49,449 --> 01:25:50,818
Halika dito! Halika dito! Kalabasa!

1760
01:25:50,885 --> 01:25:51,819
Kalabasa!

1761
01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:52,987
namiss kita!

1762
01:25:53,054 --> 01:25:53,988
- Namiss din kita!

1763
01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:55,389
Nasa spa ako

1764
01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:56,924
at may narinig akong tao
sinubukang palayain ang mga tandang

1765
01:25:56,991 --> 01:25:58,593
pero hindi ko namalayan na sila na pala
talagang sinanay na mga mamamatay-

1766
01:25:58,693 --> 01:26:00,028
- Hindi ko alam
sila ay mga mamamatay-tao!

1767
01:26:00,094 --> 01:26:00,928
- At naisip ko iyon
baka ikaw yun.

1768
01:26:00,995 --> 01:26:02,229
Ginawa mo yun?
- Oo.

1769
01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:03,463
Oo, ako lang
sinusubukan na maging isang mabuting tao.

1770
01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:05,867
At, at, sila
hindi, hindi sila maganda.

1771
01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,001
- Awe.
- Hindi.

1772
01:26:07,068 --> 01:26:08,002
- Isa kang mabuting tao,
Sheppley Maddox.

1773
01:26:08,069 --> 01:26:09,202
At naging tanga ako,

1774
01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:10,872
at ako, umikot ako
tungkol sa isang tanga

1775
01:26:10,938 --> 01:26:12,006
at isinara ko,

1776
01:26:12,073 --> 01:26:13,107
at ako ay-
- Hindi, hindi, huminto, huminto, huminto!

1777
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,374
- I'm so sorry!
- Ako, pasensya na!

1778
01:26:14,441 --> 01:26:16,010
pasensya na po! pasensya na po
para sa, para sa pag-espiya sa iyo.

1779
01:26:16,077 --> 01:26:17,377
at-
- Hindi, ako, mahal na mahal kita!

1780
01:26:17,444 --> 01:26:19,279
- Mahal na mahal kita, baby!
- Mahal na mahal kita!

1781
01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:21,082
At gusto kong maging iyo
baby pterodactyl!

1782
01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:24,085
- Gusto mong maging akin-

1783
01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:25,887
- Gusto kong mapunta sa iyong mantle!

1784
01:26:25,953 --> 01:26:28,255
- Halika dito, babe!

1785
01:26:34,062 --> 01:26:36,296
- Buenas noches.
- Hmm.

1786
01:26:37,065 --> 01:26:38,866
Sancho diba?

1787
01:26:38,933 --> 01:26:42,537
- Si.

1788
01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:46,774
- Pakiramdam ko
Lampas na ako sa prime ko.

1789
01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:49,376
- Hmm.

1790
01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:50,978
Ang gusto ko lang gawin ay umidlip.

1791
01:26:51,079 --> 01:26:52,312
- Hmm.

1792
01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:54,916
Matutulog muna ako tungkol diyan:

1793
01:26:54,982 --> 01:26:57,185
"painting, meditation" kalokohan.

1794
01:26:57,250 --> 01:27:00,420
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

1795
01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:02,890
- Hindi naaayos ng pera.

1796
01:27:02,957 --> 01:27:04,559
Hindi inaayos ni ass.

1797
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:06,828
- Asno?

1798
01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:08,696
Walang bueno.

1799
01:27:10,098 --> 01:27:11,431
Puwetan ni Pino?

1800
01:27:12,734 --> 01:27:13,668
masikip.

1801
01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:18,573
Taksil.

1802
01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:20,208
- Gusto ko lang maghanap ng tao

1803
01:27:20,273 --> 01:27:23,276
upang maglayag sa
ang paglubog ng araw kasama ang.

1804
01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:25,345
Kaya kong manligaw sa mag-asawa
mga tao sa daan.

1805
01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:26,681
Pero, katuwaan lang.

1806
01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:30,017
- Gusto ko
isang lalaking katulad mo.

1807
01:27:37,558 --> 01:27:39,861
- Hindi ko pa nasubukan ang Mexican.

1808
01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:46,901
- Sa tingin ko ay gagawin mo
mahanap ito pinaka-kaakit-akit.

1809
01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:56,376
- Okay, kaya nag-iisip ako.
- Uh-oh.

1810
01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:59,514
- Napaisip ako
sinusubukan ang pangalan ng Maddox.

1811
01:27:59,580 --> 01:28:02,517
Ngunit, kailangan itong isama
ilang personalized na tuwalya.

1812
01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:04,484
- Mga tuwalya?
- Mm-hmm.

1813
01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:07,889
Mga mamahaling tuwalya.

1814
01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:10,525
- At ilang puntos iyon?

1815
01:28:10,591 --> 01:28:12,459
- Oh, kalimutan ang tungkol sa mga puntos.

1816
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,096
Napatigil ako sa pagbibilang nang kami
ay bumaba ng parang isang libo.

1817
01:28:15,163 --> 01:28:18,132
- Isang libo
isang pagmamalabis.

1818
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:19,767
- Ito ay hangal pa rin.

1819
01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:21,401
Hindi ako makapag-rationalize
itong kasal.

1820
01:28:21,468 --> 01:28:23,871
At, hindi ako makapag-rationalize
bakit mahal kita.

1821
01:28:23,938 --> 01:28:24,972
pero,

1822
01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:25,940
ginagawa ko.

1823
01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:33,114
- At kaya,
Sumang-ayon sina Abby at Travis,

1824
01:28:33,181 --> 01:28:35,550
"Hanggang kamatayan ang maghiwalay sa atin."

1825
01:28:37,185 --> 01:28:40,154
Hangga't wala sila
magpatayan.

1826
01:28:40,221 --> 01:28:41,556
Adios, amigo.

1827
01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:00,274
- Hesus, kapatid!

1828
01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:02,944
- Sige!

1829
01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:04,145
Hesus Kristo!


