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<i>Previously on</i>
Batman: The Brave and the Bold:

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<i>The phase oscillator.</i>

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<i>A bridge to parallel Earths.</i>

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<i>Owlman's a parallel me.</i>

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<i>An evil one.</i>

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<i>Where you going?</i>

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<i>To get answers.</i>

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- Red Hood, stay down. I'm here to help.
- You're from the parallel world.

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<i>Whoever he is,
I hope my counterpart on your world</i>

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<i>will have a chance to repay you.</i>

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Hands up, Batman. You're under arrest.

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<i>This is clearly a mistake.</i>

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<i>I'll just explain.</i>

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Your reign of terror in Gotham
is over, freak.

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<i>Or maybe not.</i>

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Hey, uh--

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What? Huh?

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Batman's heading west on Haney.

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<i>Suspect known to be armed
and very dangerous.</i>

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<i>I return from the world of opposites,</i>

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<i>only to find
my own has gone topsy-turvy.</i>

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<i>And according to the date,
I've been gone three weeks.</i>

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<i>Seems the phase oscillator does more
than simply bridge worlds.</i>

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<i>It warps time.</i>

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<i>Of course, looks like I wasn't the only one
playing dress-up on a parallel world.</i>

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Welcome home, Dark Knight.

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Owlman.
You beat my fail-safe holding cell.

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A titanium alloy, seven pin, eight cam lock
with only three layers of redundancy?

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That wouldn't have stopped you.

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Since you're alive, that means you defeated
my friends and freed my enemies.

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Impressive.

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I bet you'd like the keys to your life
back now, such as it is.

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And you'd like the phase oscillator

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so you can go home
and prepare an invasion.

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You're a hard bat to pin down, old friend.

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Hero one second, villain the next.

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Green Arrow,
the criminal you're after isn't me.

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He's my evil double from a parallel world.

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Right.

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<i>I have spider holes like this all
over Gotham, built to surprise my enemies.</i>

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<i>Never expected to use them
to save myself.</i>

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Bat's knocked out two guards.

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<i>Blew up a lot of cash
and got away from me.</i>

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<i>Whatever his game is,
he's going down tonight.</i>

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And no, O'Brian,
your assistance is not required.

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Bat's in my crosshairs.

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And to think,
all those lectures you gave me

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about staying on the straight
and narrow.

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How does he do that?

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<i>No response from the car.</i>

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<i>Of course, Owlman stole it
and reprogrammed it.</i>

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Blind alley.

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He's trapped.

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<i>So this is how it ends.</i>

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<i>Not in battle against criminals,
but taken down by my own best friends.</i>

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How does he do that?

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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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Batman, our game was so simple.

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Brooding hero, dashing,
devil-may-care villain.

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I strap you to a drill press,
you lock me in a rubber room.

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And it's fits and giggles
until Aunt Fanny comes home.

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But if you think you can switch sides
and out-criminal the clown prince of crime,

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it's only fair to warn you,

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I always blow away the competition.

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Recently, business has been lousy,

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but I'm about to make a real killing.

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Huh, never could take a joke.

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- But I can deliver a punchline.
- Hold the trolley.

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I don't wanna fight.

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I wanna be partners.

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Assuming you're you
and not that pointy-eared fake-in-a-cape.

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How do you know about my imposter?

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Still wound tighter than a straightjacket,
I see.

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Ah, you're the dull deal, all right.

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And as for your doppel-gangster...

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<i>You see,
he messed with the natural order.</i>

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<i>Not your style at all.</i>

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<i>Batman, a worse threat to Gotham
than the harlequin of hate?</i>

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<i>Why, it's libelous, I say!</i>

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<i>You know it's always been my gift
to bring smiles to others.</i>

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<i>But inside, I'm one very sad clown.</i>

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So crazy thought.

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You and I team against our common foe.

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Only a twisted diseased mind like yours
could think of such a plan.

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I'll deal with Owlman myself.

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You need me, Sunny Jim.

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If the new you is as good at being bad
as the old you is at being you,

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then neither of you can
beat the other on your own, see?

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But if Owlman's another you,
he craves control.

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And who better to take down
a control freak than the nemesis of order,

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the clown prince of chaos, <i>moi.</i>

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Just think about how many times
I've nearly punched your ticket.

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<i>The clown's crazy,
but he's onto something.</i>

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Adding an unexpected element to the mix
could tip things in my favor.

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Found him.

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And he's not alone.

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So shall we take your car

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or mine?

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That's the clown's car. Stop it.

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So how we doing?

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Did we get them?

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You're an idiot.

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<i>We need to go somewhere safe
to figure out our next move.</i>

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<i>But Owlman has the Batmobile.</i>

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Stop.

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<i>Good thing I keep a spare.</i>

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We'll make the bestest team ever.

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Joker and Batman.

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Fine, Batman and Joker.
Take top billing.

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Why is it always me compromising
for the sake of the act?

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Joker, if we're going to work together,
I need your word you won't hurt anyone.

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Hmm, not really me,
but what the heck.

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I'm in. Put her there.

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Oopsy-Batsy, old habits.

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Speaking of old,
they don't build 'em like this anymore.

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- So, what's this one do?
- Don't touch that.

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- What's this do?
- Don't touch that.

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- What's this one do?
- Don't touch that.

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Oh, shiny. What does this one do?

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You really don't wanna touch that.

121
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Told you not to touch it.

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My, what big ears you have.

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Jiminy Christmas, the Batcave!

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Look at all your toys!

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Oh, an entire wing, <i>pour moi?</i>

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I knew you cared.

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We need to find a pattern,
deduce Owlman's next target.

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<i>I combed through Owlman's files,
he searched mine.</i>

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<i>Which means Owlman knows
every hero's weakness.</i>

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What? I'm helping.

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<i>I keep detailed files on my friends.</i>

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<i>Methods to neutralize them in case any
of us ever fall under a criminal's control.</i>

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Huh?

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<i>I never dreamed my precautions
would fall into the wrong hands.</i>

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Evil hands.

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Well, Joker, you ready to do this?

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To the Batmobile.

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Ooh, what's this one do?

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Sensing a lack of trust, Batsy.

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I get it. We don't play well with others,
so end of the day,

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neither of us can count on anyone
but ourselves.

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Arrow? Beetle? Anyone copy?

143
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I read you, Bats.

144
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You two clowns ready
to pay your debt to society,

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earn a fresh start and a clean slate?

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<i>O'Brian, you're in danger.</i>

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<i>Stay put. I'm coming to you.</i>

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Nice try, Batman.

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Even you can't get the drop on me
three times in one day.

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How does he do that?

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I hope you're hungry.

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You're about to be served
a heaping double-dip of justice.

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Remember our deal, Joker.

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Hey, I got the heroes off your back.
How about a little gratitude?

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Say, a phase oscillator, perhaps?

156
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Not feeling very gracious right now.

157
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So not hurt anyone, hmm.

158
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Too toxic. Too stabby. Too fruity.

159
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Say, where's my--?

160
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The real one will move.

161
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He always does.

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Oopsie.

163
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Joker?

164
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How absolutely exhilarating.

165
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I could get used to this hero stuff.

166
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Besides,
nobody kills my wingman but me.

167
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<i>We all know how this works.</i>

168
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<i>A fair trade.</i>

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<i>Your buddies for my phase oscillator.</i>

170
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<i>Everyone goes home happy.</i>

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Listen, you creep in Bat's clothing,
we don't make deals with criminal scum.

172
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Don't touch my radio.

173
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We don't make deals with criminal scum,
usually.

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<i>Don't care about your friends? Fine.</i>

175
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<i>How about the man in the street?</i>

176
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Brake, choke, throttle.

177
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Ooh, my kind of fun.

178
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Please, don't hurt me, Batman.

179
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Huh?

180
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Clownface saved me.

181
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Oh, watch out, Clownface.
It's Batman.

182
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It's okay, kiddo.
Bat-breath's with me.

183
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Bye-bye, Clownface.

184
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Fess up, Bats.
What made you take a chance on me?

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Whoever he is,

186
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I hope my counterpart on your world
will have a chance to repay you.

187
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Something a friend said.

188
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Gentlemen, I hope you're enjoying
your accommodations.

189
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Each was tailored to your special needs.

190
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Five more minutes under that lamp,
Aquaman, and you'll be fish jerky.

191
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:21,451
Hope you like taffy, Plastic Man.

192
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You're about to become it.

193
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My own invention, Blue Beetle.

194
00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:31,085
Heroes check in,
but they don't check out.

195
00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,966
Atom, at your size,

196
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a hit from a single lead particle
will be like a direct shot from a cannonball.

197
00:15:42,013 --> 00:15:43,931
Speaking of shots...

198
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Yeah, okay, I get it.

199
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:52,982
When this magnet tears you apart,
Red Tornado,

200
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:57,070
Clock King will get a chance
to see what makes you tick.

201
00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,697
So you recruited these venomous vipers

202
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to help you with your diabolical scheme.

203
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,668
Of course, Batman.

204
00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:15,213
Seems they wanted to see
all of you iced too.

205
00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:19,967
So I repeat, give me the phase oscillator
or the heroes die.

206
00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:22,678
And you lose your only ticket home.

207
00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:56,546
Time out.

208
00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:59,465
Since Batman's being such a spoilsport,
Joker,

209
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,426
maybe you'll wanna play along.

210
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:05,054
I knew you were coming,
so I planned a surprise just for you.

211
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:28,578
Your very own trap, primed and ready
for Batman, if you're interested.

212
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:37,920
Joker?

213
00:17:38,171 --> 00:17:41,007
Oh, Bat-buddy, we shared some laughs

214
00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:45,261
and I really gave the hero thing
the old clown-college try.

215
00:17:45,386 --> 00:17:47,722
But it's just not me.

216
00:17:58,608 --> 00:18:00,067
Oh, what fun.

217
00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:12,205
Wormholes? Wormholes.

218
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,706
So that's how he does it.

219
00:18:20,755 --> 00:18:23,007
I'll be taking what's mine now.

220
00:18:23,257 --> 00:18:26,719
When I return with my friends,
we'll take everything else.

221
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:30,348
Well, finally a Batman
who's in on the joke.

222
00:18:32,475 --> 00:18:34,227
I knew you'd betray me, Joker.

223
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:38,523
You said it.
In the end, I'd have to count on myself.

224
00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:42,610
So in the split second I was gone,
I spent a week visiting parallel Earths.

225
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,530
Traveling alone is a great way
to get in touch with yourself.

226
00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:51,661
In fact, I really bonded with me,
myself and I.

227
00:18:55,164 --> 00:18:56,624
Shall we?

228
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:32,928
Excuse me.

229
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,578
Out of the way, you giggling ghoul.

230
00:20:57,828 --> 00:20:59,789
No way, Bat-fake.

231
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,167
He's mine. It's my destiny
to take out the caped crusader.

232
00:21:05,961 --> 00:21:07,296
Drat.

233
00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:19,308
Funny thing about wild cards, Joker.

234
00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:21,936
You never know which way they'll fall.

235
00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:36,784
You know I'll be back somehow
to even the score, Batman.

236
00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:39,662
And you know
I'll take you down every time.

237
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,043
If you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.

238
00:21:58,764 --> 00:22:01,434
Bats, based on this little adventure,

239
00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:06,230
if you weren't the stalwart hero
and I wasn't the homicidal maniac,

240
00:22:06,313 --> 00:22:08,232
we could've been friends.

241
00:22:08,482 --> 00:22:10,151
<i>Thanks to the Red Hood,</i>

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<i>I know that somewhere inside the Joker
there is a decent man.</i>

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But next time, Batman,
I'll have the trump card.

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The clown prince of crime
will have the final laugh.

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<i>Or maybe not.</i>


