1 00:00:00,905 --> 00:00:02,151 Okay, big day for this household. 2 00:00:02,152 --> 00:00:03,958 It certainly is. So exciting. 3 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,429 Nothing like starting a new job. 4 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:08,384 Or finally coming into your own at a job you already have. 5 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:09,707 The promise of something new. 6 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:11,618 The rewards finally being -- 7 00:00:11,619 --> 00:00:13,690 Opposite things being equally good. 8 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:15,043 - Cheers. - Yes. 9 00:00:15,185 --> 00:00:17,496 I have accepted a job at the C.F.J., 10 00:00:17,497 --> 00:00:19,063 The -- the Center For Justice. 11 00:00:19,064 --> 00:00:20,217 Not, it turns out, 12 00:00:20,218 --> 00:00:22,239 a secret headquarters for superheroes. 13 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,135 No, it -- it kind of is. 14 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:25,327 It's a legal-aid society 15 00:00:25,328 --> 00:00:27,490 founded by a law-school friend of mine. 16 00:00:27,491 --> 00:00:29,700 I will be an advocate for the people, 17 00:00:29,876 --> 00:00:31,807 a voice for the voiceless. 18 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,502 And just as important... 19 00:00:33,503 --> 00:00:34,241 Oh, thank you. 20 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:37,093 Tonight, I am chaperoning the Spring-A-Ding-Fling, 21 00:00:37,094 --> 00:00:38,496 a fundraiser, a dance, 22 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,836 which, under my stewardship, 23 00:00:39,837 --> 00:00:41,820 has shattered school records. 24 00:00:41,821 --> 00:00:43,721 And I added the "A-ding." 25 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,103 It used to just be called the Spring Fling. 26 00:00:47,772 --> 00:00:49,435 I should have said my thing first. 27 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,563 Hey, guys. 28 00:00:53,038 --> 00:00:55,534 For my opening number tonight-- Be honest. 29 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:58,133 Does it look like I have anything on under this? 30 00:00:59,228 --> 00:01:01,068 Tonight is the SCARB. 31 00:01:01,174 --> 00:01:03,874 Southern California Annual Realtors' Banquet. 32 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,586 It is the banquet for southern California realtors. 33 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:08,010 Literally, it's the only one. 34 00:01:08,011 --> 00:01:10,408 And this guy is the only two-time host -- 35 00:01:10,409 --> 00:01:11,221 Three-time. 36 00:01:11,222 --> 00:01:13,881 Three-time host in the history of the event. 37 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,036 Unfortunately, I have to miss it this year. 38 00:01:16,037 --> 00:01:16,731 It's for the best. 39 00:01:16,732 --> 00:01:18,070 She's invisible at these things. 40 00:01:18,071 --> 00:01:20,308 It's tough being married to the rock star. 41 00:01:21,052 --> 00:01:23,315 Luckily, I lined up a substitute date. 42 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,907 Dad. You're still up. 43 00:01:24,908 --> 00:01:26,986 Yeah, just working on some jokes for the banquet. 44 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,463 Hey, how'd you like to come with me? 45 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:30,054 I would love to! 46 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,391 Not surprised she said yes. 47 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,770 That girl's got real estate in her blood. 48 00:01:32,771 --> 00:01:33,941 She used to come with me to open houses 49 00:01:33,942 --> 00:01:35,389 when she was little. 50 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:36,348 We may have even talked about 51 00:01:36,349 --> 00:01:38,244 a father/daughter partnership. 52 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:39,960 Yeah, she's been drifting a little lately, 53 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:40,930 but I think a taste 54 00:01:40,931 --> 00:01:43,279 of regional real-estate's most glamorous night 55 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,788 might just re-ignite that flame. 56 00:01:46,446 --> 00:01:48,520 I can't believe I have to go to this thing. 57 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:49,967 But what choice did I have? 58 00:01:49,968 --> 00:01:51,681 I would love to! 59 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:54,168 But you're not gonna have those cookies without milk, right? 60 00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:55,394 Right. 61 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:57,011 Come on, Phil. 62 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:15,695 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:17,341 Break area. 64 00:02:17,342 --> 00:02:18,259 Copier. 65 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,133 My stinky dog. 66 00:02:19,134 --> 00:02:21,005 Oh, look at you. 67 00:02:21,006 --> 00:02:23,188 You just threw up recently. Okay. 68 00:02:23,536 --> 00:02:24,740 Oh, my gosh. 69 00:02:24,802 --> 00:02:26,107 That's you and Michelle Obama. 70 00:02:26,108 --> 00:02:27,220 That's my aunt. 71 00:02:27,221 --> 00:02:28,493 I am so sorry. 72 00:02:28,494 --> 00:02:29,317 I don't know why I thought that -- 73 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:30,332 Calm down, white guilt. 74 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,622 It's Michelle Obama. 75 00:02:31,623 --> 00:02:32,707 Oh, good, yeah. 76 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:35,033 Yeah, you've accomplished a lot in 15 years. 77 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,678 Professionally, yeah. 78 00:02:36,679 --> 00:02:39,019 I haven't had a date in six months. 79 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,706 Some sundays, I drive out to visit my frozen eggs. 80 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:42,986 But, on the plus side, 81 00:02:42,987 --> 00:02:45,050 I have gotten really close with my mom. 82 00:02:45,051 --> 00:02:46,695 Oh, look at that. I see the resemblance. 83 00:02:46,696 --> 00:02:47,466 That's Maya Angelou. 84 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,140 Damn it. 85 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:49,108 It's signed, Mitch. 86 00:02:49,109 --> 00:02:50,490 Yeah. I see that. 87 00:02:50,491 --> 00:02:51,469 This is gonna be fun! 88 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,152 I know! 89 00:02:52,153 --> 00:02:53,824 - I'm just really looking for-- - You! 90 00:02:54,027 --> 00:02:55,379 What was that outfit last night? 91 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,471 That was a business dinner! 92 00:02:56,472 --> 00:02:58,069 What is wrong with you? 93 00:02:58,124 --> 00:02:59,003 Wendy, I tried. 94 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,353 Well, try harder. 95 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:02,983 Ooh, here's your office. 96 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,111 Okay. 97 00:03:04,194 --> 00:03:05,624 Oh, this is nice. 98 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,383 Yeah. Dennis liked it... 99 00:03:07,861 --> 00:03:08,899 until he didn't. 100 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:09,982 I'll check on you later. 101 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:11,594 Okay. All right. 102 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:14,311 Let's see here. 103 00:03:18,821 --> 00:03:19,423 New guy? 104 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:20,963 Uh, yes. Hi. I'm Mitchell Pritchett. 105 00:03:20,964 --> 00:03:21,885 Dan. 106 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,756 Hope you don't have any plans for Sunday night. 107 00:03:23,757 --> 00:03:26,024 Dan! What are you still doing here? 108 00:03:26,025 --> 00:03:26,737 Go! 109 00:03:26,738 --> 00:03:27,628 Sorry. 110 00:03:28,022 --> 00:03:28,878 Right. 111 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:29,833 That way! 112 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,006 Oh, no. 113 00:03:42,193 --> 00:03:43,705 I do love it in leather. 114 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:45,684 Well, learn to love it in silk. 115 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,007 It's too hot outside to be wearing leather. 116 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:49,512 I'm talking about this car. 117 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:50,611 Oh, by the way, 118 00:03:50,612 --> 00:03:52,861 I do the negotiating at the dealership today. 119 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:53,441 Why? 120 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,628 Honey, I'm a businessman. 121 00:03:54,629 --> 00:03:55,677 When it comes to people, 122 00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:57,850 I know how to get what I want out of them. 123 00:03:58,411 --> 00:03:59,137 This watch -- 124 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,150 The man sold it to me for half of what he was asking. 125 00:04:02,186 --> 00:04:04,948 These -- a third. 126 00:04:05,063 --> 00:04:07,051 These -- for free. 127 00:04:08,402 --> 00:04:11,560 So, who's better at working people, Mr. Businessman? 128 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:12,885 Fine. We have different approaches, 129 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,343 but we're both pretty good. 130 00:04:17,095 --> 00:04:18,449 Hello, Mitch. 131 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:19,637 Hey, buddy. 132 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:21,660 You look like you want to get up and walk. 133 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:23,945 Late bloomer -- fine. 134 00:04:23,946 --> 00:04:25,040 Who cares if the other kids 135 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:26,256 call you "Slo-Joe"? 136 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:28,363 And they do, you know. 137 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:29,938 Bye-bye. 138 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:32,992 We're gonna have to reschedule the car shopping. 139 00:04:32,993 --> 00:04:34,106 Mitch has to work. 140 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,164 Cam has to dance. 141 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:36,907 We have to sit Lily. 142 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:38,980 - What? - Nothing. 143 00:04:39,023 --> 00:04:40,708 Just -- I could have got us out of that. 144 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,796 Stop! 145 00:04:43,952 --> 00:04:44,645 - Eat it! - Get off me! 146 00:04:44,646 --> 00:04:46,124 Eat the grass, cow! 147 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,763 - Hi, Rhonda. - Hi, Mrs. Dunphy. 148 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:48,503 Hey, mom. 149 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:50,312 Honey, it's getting very close to time for the dance. 150 00:04:50,313 --> 00:04:51,457 Shouldn't you go in and get changed? 151 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,411 I did already. 152 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:52,954 The guys are coming by. 153 00:04:52,955 --> 00:04:54,161 We're gonna ride from here. 154 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:55,369 What about you, Rhonda? 155 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,360 You want to go in and get cleaned up? 156 00:04:56,361 --> 00:04:57,498 - I'm good. - Are you? 157 00:04:57,499 --> 00:04:58,940 What about that dirt on your face? 158 00:04:58,941 --> 00:05:00,201 Luke, you wait here. 159 00:05:00,202 --> 00:05:01,160 Ride with your friends. 160 00:05:01,161 --> 00:05:02,963 I will bring Rhonda. Come on. 161 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:07,029 Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog 162 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:08,216 before you go inside. 163 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,137 I know. 164 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:13,036 And my dad has three tattoos. 165 00:05:13,037 --> 00:05:14,311 Like, "Why? You're a dad." 166 00:05:14,312 --> 00:05:15,812 Ew! It's so sad when parents try. 167 00:05:15,813 --> 00:05:17,098 My mom double-pierced one of her ears, 168 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,467 and I'm like, "Hello! 169 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:19,500 You're 50." 170 00:05:19,501 --> 00:05:21,873 It's so old, like, ancient to have an ear piercing. 171 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:23,919 Uh, you two decide to go to the dance? 172 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,004 Well, yeah, but not really. 173 00:05:25,005 --> 00:05:26,265 - But, yeah. - What? 174 00:05:26,266 --> 00:05:26,924 We're going ironically 175 00:05:26,925 --> 00:05:29,251 to make fun of all the kids who make a big deal out of it. 176 00:05:29,926 --> 00:05:31,727 "Ironic"? My ass. 177 00:05:31,728 --> 00:05:33,199 Alex likes Drew. 178 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,829 She's just playing it safe. 179 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,859 Now, there are the pushy, obnoxious moms 180 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,138 who try and get involved, 181 00:05:38,139 --> 00:05:40,048 nudge them towards one another. 182 00:05:40,852 --> 00:05:41,947 We mean well. 183 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,942 Fancy shirt, coach Tucker. 184 00:05:45,943 --> 00:05:47,701 Oh, thank you. You know what I like to say. 185 00:05:47,702 --> 00:05:49,125 I might be coach, 186 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:50,160 but I travel first class. 187 00:05:51,516 --> 00:05:52,724 So, what would you think 188 00:05:52,725 --> 00:05:55,579 about giving the opening remarks at the dance tonight? 189 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,924 The arts committee has never made this much, 190 00:05:56,925 --> 00:05:58,016 and it's all because of you. 191 00:05:58,017 --> 00:06:00,935 Oh, you guys, when I came to this school six months ago, 192 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:03,569 I never would have imagined you would embrace me. 193 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,474 Excuse me? Is this a chem lab? 194 00:06:05,475 --> 00:06:07,423 Because I'm looking for a big reaction. 195 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,931 And there it is. 196 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,429 Hi. How are -- 197 00:06:11,758 --> 00:06:12,885 Who is this? 198 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,679 How was sabbatical? 199 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,996 Amazing. 200 00:06:15,997 --> 00:06:17,573 I'm rested and ready... 201 00:06:17,574 --> 00:06:19,109 ...to take another vacation. 202 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,325 And how are we supposed to know him? 203 00:06:21,326 --> 00:06:24,785 Senor Kaplan, legendary Spanish teacher. 204 00:06:24,861 --> 00:06:27,157 You know, my heart went out to him a little 205 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:28,792 because he left as everyone's favorite, 206 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:32,762 and I'm sure word got out about, you know...me. 207 00:06:33,139 --> 00:06:35,112 I just didn't want him to feel displaced. 208 00:06:35,113 --> 00:06:37,308 Okay. Excuse me, big guy. 209 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:38,909 Gifts for everyone. 210 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:41,777 Angela, this is fresh from Anuradhapura. 211 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:42,831 And, uh, Karen, 212 00:06:42,832 --> 00:06:45,323 you might want to eat some chapati with that. 213 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:46,772 And this is for, um -- 214 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:47,622 - It's Marcia. - Marcia! 215 00:06:47,623 --> 00:06:49,224 Right, of course. I knew that. 216 00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:51,157 I must have been having a "Señor" moment. 217 00:06:51,496 --> 00:06:52,869 Somebody's always on. 218 00:06:54,866 --> 00:06:55,997 Who did this? 219 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:56,698 What happened? 220 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:57,872 Somebody knocked my bag down 221 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:58,928 and broke my phone. 222 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,860 Lily, do you know anything about this? 223 00:07:00,861 --> 00:07:01,985 He did it. 224 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:03,215 Joe. 225 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:04,874 Yep. I'm going to go and play. 226 00:07:05,812 --> 00:07:06,781 She lies. 227 00:07:06,782 --> 00:07:08,704 How could Joe pull a bag off a table? 228 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:09,469 He can't even walk. 229 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,371 I'll talk to her. 230 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:11,277 Why you? 231 00:07:11,278 --> 00:07:13,000 Because you're such a businessman 232 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,374 that knows how to talk to people? 233 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,797 Trust me. When I get done talking to her, 234 00:07:15,798 --> 00:07:18,261 not only will she have confessed to the crime, 235 00:07:18,262 --> 00:07:20,018 I might even sell her a closet. 236 00:07:21,849 --> 00:07:22,791 I remember my buddies 237 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,942 and I were playing rock war once. 238 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:26,369 That's a game 239 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:28,657 where you chuck rocks at each other's heads. 240 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:30,686 What could go wrong, right? 241 00:07:31,575 --> 00:07:33,269 I put one through the window 242 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,153 of my old man's Rambler, 243 00:07:35,637 --> 00:07:38,175 and he thought my baby brother did it. 244 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,507 I couldn't take it, 245 00:07:39,866 --> 00:07:41,277 and I told him I did it. 246 00:07:41,278 --> 00:07:43,791 It felt so good to confess, 247 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:46,042 and my old man was so proud of me, 248 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,439 I didn't even get in any trouble. 249 00:07:48,476 --> 00:07:49,851 Y-you know? 250 00:07:51,169 --> 00:07:52,435 Joe did it. 251 00:07:56,085 --> 00:07:56,872 She's good. 252 00:07:56,873 --> 00:07:57,701 Watch and learn. 253 00:07:57,702 --> 00:07:58,746 I don't think that cleavage thing 254 00:07:58,747 --> 00:07:59,727 is gonna work with this one. 255 00:07:59,728 --> 00:08:01,455 That's not my only trick. 256 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:03,131 Hola, Lily. 257 00:08:03,278 --> 00:08:04,375 Where did grandpa go? 258 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:05,679 Don't worry about Jay. 259 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:07,610 It's only you and me here now. 260 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:09,573 So, tell me. 261 00:08:10,077 --> 00:08:12,413 Which one of these is your favorite? 262 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:13,919 Fine. 263 00:08:14,544 --> 00:08:15,219 One by one, 264 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,756 they will disappear. 265 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:18,968 Sooner or later, 266 00:08:18,969 --> 00:08:21,475 we'll get to the one that you love. 267 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,518 Ladies and gentlemen, 268 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,815 he's the emperor of escrow. 269 00:08:25,816 --> 00:08:28,111 He puts the toot in tooter. 270 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:30,267 Let's put your hands together for 271 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:33,275 Phil Dunphy! 272 00:08:35,537 --> 00:08:36,919 Thanks for the kind introduction, 273 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,003 me. 274 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:41,923 Now, unlike past years... 275 00:08:41,924 --> 00:08:43,315 I'm not gonna stand up here 276 00:08:43,316 --> 00:08:45,578 and talk your ears off. 277 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:47,025 No, ladies and gentlemen. 278 00:08:47,489 --> 00:08:48,770 You deserve more. 279 00:08:49,171 --> 00:08:50,267 This year, 280 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,667 I'm gonna sing them off. 281 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:57,524 ♪ I'm selling away ♪ 282 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:03,610 ♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪ 283 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,873 ♪ A gathering of agents ♪ 284 00:09:06,874 --> 00:09:09,753 ♪ Appeared in caravan ♪ 285 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:15,944 ♪ I'm a new divorce ♪ 286 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:18,170 ♪ Now I need a house ♪ 287 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:21,561 ♪ That's cat-friendly ♪ 288 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:24,153 They say the greats 289 00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:26,753 never let anything affect their performance. 290 00:09:27,003 --> 00:09:28,398 Well, maybe the greats never had a daughter 291 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:30,213 who checked out during the third of five planned 292 00:09:30,214 --> 00:09:32,527 real-time, mid-performance wardrobe changes. 293 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:33,782 I'm not gonna lie. 294 00:09:34,064 --> 00:09:35,503 It knocked me off my game. 295 00:09:36,057 --> 00:09:37,345 ♪ On the board ♪ 296 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:43,046 Is this part of it? 297 00:09:43,047 --> 00:09:43,846 No. 298 00:09:43,847 --> 00:09:45,441 It's not part of it. 299 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:51,735 In law school, 300 00:09:51,736 --> 00:09:54,012 Wendy Kirk could be a little intense. 301 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:56,903 I always hoped that she'd soften over time, but... 302 00:09:57,983 --> 00:09:59,310 ...some people go the other way. 303 00:09:59,722 --> 00:10:01,322 This place is a nightmare. 304 00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:02,535 The conditions are deplorable, 305 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:03,610 and no one should have to suffer 306 00:10:03,611 --> 00:10:06,476 this kind of abuse on a daily basis. 307 00:10:06,477 --> 00:10:10,500 What kind of tyrant has such utter disregard for human life? 308 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:11,632 I can't do this. 309 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,252 You have to. 310 00:10:12,253 --> 00:10:13,557 Wendy needs to hear it. 311 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:14,854 Yeah, but I'm nervous. You know, what if she -- 312 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,014 - Mitchell. - Yes! Hi! 313 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,773 I just had a great idea. 314 00:10:17,774 --> 00:10:21,190 I think you would be the perfect person to groom Rex. 315 00:10:21,244 --> 00:10:22,179 E-excuse me? 316 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,426 I just think he'd really respond 317 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:24,717 to someone like you, you know? 318 00:10:24,718 --> 00:10:26,012 Y-you don't mind, right? 319 00:10:26,013 --> 00:10:27,860 Uh, uh, no. No, not at all. 320 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:28,729 Great. Thanks. 321 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:29,870 Will you go over and introduce yourself? 322 00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:31,009 I-intro-- okay. 323 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,763 - Okay. Yeah. - Thank you. 324 00:10:35,665 --> 00:10:36,726 Hello. I'm Mitchell. 325 00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,659 And, apparently, this is my job now. 326 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,806 Oh, god, you smell. 327 00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:45,943 People are looking at me. 328 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:48,898 That's because you let me make you beautiful. 329 00:10:49,572 --> 00:10:51,317 Stop it. Am I? 330 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,893 Yes, you are. 331 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:53,566 Have fun. 332 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:54,797 Go. Go. 333 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,261 Drew. Hey, Drew. 334 00:10:57,297 --> 00:10:58,244 Having fun? 335 00:10:58,245 --> 00:10:59,912 "Fun"? Uh... okay. 336 00:10:59,913 --> 00:11:01,851 Oh, Drew. Drew, listen. 337 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,642 Phil and I are gonna be out really late tonight, 338 00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:06,741 so there will not be an adult at the house 339 00:11:06,742 --> 00:11:09,206 when you drop Alex off, 340 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,080 if you know what I mean. 341 00:11:10,081 --> 00:11:10,643 Yeah, don't worry. 342 00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:11,801 I'll, uh-- I'll drop her off, 343 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:12,744 and I won't go in. 344 00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,874 Well... big house, 345 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,778 you know... cute daughter-- 346 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,927 I would not be opposed to you walking her in, 347 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,268 keeping her company until we get back. 348 00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:20,940 Like I said, 349 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,413 we will not be back until late. 350 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:25,053 I hear you, Mrs. Dunphy. 351 00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:26,030 You can trust me. 352 00:11:26,031 --> 00:11:27,955 Well, gonna have to trust you because we have no way 353 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:29,635 of knowing what you're gonna get up to. 354 00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:31,218 In fact, if your car is blocking the driveway, 355 00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:32,582 I'll just honk twice 356 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:33,646 and wait for you to come out. 357 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:35,047 - Okay. - Okay. 358 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,199 Go get her, tiger. Come on. 359 00:11:39,674 --> 00:11:40,886 Nice job, Tucker. 360 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:41,928 I mean, you made so many choices 361 00:11:41,929 --> 00:11:43,268 that I never would have made, 362 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,650 but a lot of them are working. 363 00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:45,519 Oh, well, you know, 364 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,570 I just watched the videos 365 00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:48,781 of the many, many dances you planned 366 00:11:48,782 --> 00:11:50,674 and just built off that one on idea. 367 00:11:51,012 --> 00:11:52,123 Hey, kids! 368 00:11:52,124 --> 00:11:53,821 There are my little chalupas! 369 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,507 Um, what did you do to Rhonda? 370 00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:00,363 I cleaned her up. 371 00:12:00,364 --> 00:12:01,814 No, you broke her. 372 00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:02,739 I hate her like this. 373 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:04,135 She looks fantastic. 374 00:12:04,136 --> 00:12:05,083 To you! 375 00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:07,033 Fix her. Ugh, it confuses me. 376 00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:08,272 Oh, Luke. 377 00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:10,464 "The house will be empty"? 378 00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:12,060 You are pimping me out! 379 00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,866 It is clear that the two of you like one another. 380 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,215 Sometimes, you need a little nudge. 381 00:12:15,216 --> 00:12:16,462 Well, you're a chaperone! 382 00:12:16,463 --> 00:12:17,322 Just disappear! 383 00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,190 This dance is not for you! 384 00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:26,284 You're lucky that's water. 385 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,020 Damn it. 386 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,769 She's been stewing in there for an hour. 387 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,118 I say let's lock the door, 388 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,301 cut the power. 389 00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:35,690 Let's show her that we mean business. 390 00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:39,287 Let's try the joint approach first... "Gitmo." 391 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,290 Okay, we've been going over your story, 392 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,456 and it doesn't add up. 393 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,884 My purse was too high for Joe to reach. 394 00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:51,016 He's tall enough to reach up here. 395 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:52,755 He knocked over the baby powder 396 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:55,422 trying to get my stuffed animals. 397 00:12:55,423 --> 00:12:56,221 Not buying it. 398 00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:58,860 Look. You can see the footprints where he walked. 399 00:12:59,039 --> 00:12:59,655 Walk? 400 00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:01,430 Lily, Lily, Lily. 401 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:02,881 Joe can't walk. 402 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,401 He does for me. 403 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,401 So, you have ways of making him walk? 404 00:13:08,545 --> 00:13:10,839 Lily, just admit that you did it. 405 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,009 Come here, Joe. 406 00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:14,289 Come here like you did before. 407 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,481 Honey, you're embarrassing yourself. 408 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,798 - Come here, Joe. - He can't walk. 409 00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:21,819 He's walking! 410 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,201 The candles that I lit worked! 411 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:25,081 Look at the stride on him. 412 00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:27,211 He's as surefooted as a mountain goat. 413 00:13:27,212 --> 00:13:28,300 Told you. 414 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:31,377 I'm so sorry that we doubted you. 415 00:13:31,446 --> 00:13:33,420 Boy, did I get lucky. 416 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,615 I'm going to blame everything on him 417 00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:41,459 until he learns how to talk. 418 00:13:42,536 --> 00:13:44,365 This guy waltzes in here like he's king of the dance 419 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,003 after doing god knows what in Sri Lanka, 420 00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:48,859 building schools in underdeveloped areas. 421 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,014 What does that even mean? 422 00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:52,214 Is it possible that you're being a little hard on the man? 423 00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:55,679 I turned his two-bit dance into the event of the year. 424 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,198 Look. Burnouts and dweebs 425 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,990 hanging out together in harmony. 426 00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:00,331 That is me. 427 00:14:00,332 --> 00:14:01,438 I'm sorry, Cam. 428 00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:02,557 Oh, don't feel sorry for me. 429 00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:04,054 Next is faculty dance. 430 00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:04,899 Kaplan can't move. 431 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,980 It's on his Tumblr. 432 00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:07,435 It's his big shame. 433 00:14:07,436 --> 00:14:08,348 Trust me. 434 00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:09,838 He can't touch this. 435 00:14:10,006 --> 00:14:12,837 Okay, time now for the faculty dance. 436 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:14,228 Go, teachers. 437 00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:15,972 Oh, are you sure? 438 00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:18,117 Stop. It's "Cammer" Time. 439 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,431 Mind if I join you, coach? 440 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,015 While on sabbatical, 441 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:45,477 I learned a thing or two from Sri Lanka's own Chitrasena. 442 00:14:45,478 --> 00:14:47,013 I don't know who that is, 443 00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:48,457 and it's annoying when you say things 444 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,414 like people are supposed to know! 445 00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:52,966 That pathetic peacock of a man 446 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,341 was not going down without a fight. 447 00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:57,052 I had a choice to make -- 448 00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:59,310 be the better dancer or the bigger man. 449 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,732 So, I stepped off the dance floor 450 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,191 and made the obvious call. 451 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,353 You want to win over a crowd? 452 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,426 Invite a lonely mom to dance. 453 00:15:06,453 --> 00:15:07,667 She never saw it coming, 454 00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:08,992 and neither did he. 455 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:19,804 Hey Señor. 456 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,770 You just got out-coached. 457 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,206 I try and look on the bright side of things. 458 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:27,195 I-I'm a doggy-bath-is-half-full 459 00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:28,356 kind of guy. 460 00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:30,975 But it was time for me to open my eyes. 461 00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:33,579 I was working for a monster. 462 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,341 I came to this job to be the voice of the downtrodden. 463 00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:39,500 Turns out those downtrodden were my co-workers, 464 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:43,141 and they were desperate for a hero to slay their dragon. 465 00:15:43,821 --> 00:15:45,087 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 466 00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:47,073 Um, Rex, how's it going with Mitchell? 467 00:15:47,074 --> 00:15:47,703 The new guy? 468 00:15:47,704 --> 00:15:48,822 I haven't met him yet. 469 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,711 That's weird. I asked him to introduce himself. 470 00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,166 Hey, has anybody seen my dog? 471 00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:54,264 Pixie! 472 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,239 Oh, there she is. 473 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,250 Okay, Wendy, I'm sorry. 474 00:15:58,251 --> 00:15:59,282 I-I have something to say to you, 475 00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:01,577 something that everybody else here is afraid to say. 476 00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:03,479 Now, I know you're fighting the good fight, 477 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,165 but that is no excuse for the way you treat people. 478 00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:07,605 T-that actually might be one of the reasons 479 00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:08,747 that you have no personal life 480 00:16:08,748 --> 00:16:09,905 because who wants to come home 481 00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:13,013 to a-a cold, emotionless... thug? 482 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,745 W-what are you talking about? 483 00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:16,953 I am an experienced, respected attorney, 484 00:16:16,954 --> 00:16:18,139 and on my first day, 485 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,907 you asked me to bathe Rex. 486 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:21,221 I'm not comfortable with that. 487 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,593 And I'm not comfortable with that, 488 00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:23,662 but I did it. 489 00:16:23,663 --> 00:16:25,526 Okay, that's Pixie. 490 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,584 This is Rex, 491 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,299 the intern I asked you to groom. 492 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:29,968 And that is my mistake, 493 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:30,815 and I own that. 494 00:16:30,816 --> 00:16:32,363 But that is still no excuse 495 00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:33,636 for the way that you tore into him 496 00:16:33,637 --> 00:16:35,082 for the outfit he wore yesterday. 497 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,842 I was talking about the outfit he picked out for me. 498 00:16:36,843 --> 00:16:38,867 Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world 499 00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:40,702 with absolutely no fashion sense. 500 00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:42,222 I was unaware of-- of this dynamic. 501 00:16:42,223 --> 00:16:44,057 But I-I-I'm not alone here, all right? 502 00:16:44,058 --> 00:16:46,383 There are people in this room who feel that you are -- 503 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,359 How did we say it? 504 00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:50,845 You are a tyrant with no regard for human life. 505 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:53,440 That sounds like my summation for the slum-lord case. 506 00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:54,350 Oh, hey, you finished it? 507 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:55,301 It's wonderful. 508 00:16:55,302 --> 00:16:56,747 But he's nervous to show you. 509 00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,547 Why are you so hard on yourself? 510 00:16:58,548 --> 00:16:59,055 Okay, but w-w-what -- 511 00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,950 what about you making us work on sundays? 512 00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:02,245 That -- the night of my barbecue? 513 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,125 Dan? 514 00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:04,130 What are you still doing here? 515 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,158 It's your anniversary! Go home! 516 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,443 Oh, god. This isn't happening. 517 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,593 No, no. She's -- she's crazy. 518 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,337 I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine. 519 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:12,491 That's the only way it works since Dennis broke it. 520 00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:14,073 Dennis is the guy whose office I took? 521 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,057 Yeah, he was the machine's best customer 522 00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:17,174 until he started running. 523 00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:18,983 One day, he said he's got to get out or -- 524 00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:20,474 He would die. Okay. Okay. 525 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:21,403 Wendy, um... 526 00:17:21,404 --> 00:17:23,332 I-I might owe you a little bit of an apology, 527 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,564 so I'm sorry. 528 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,386 Um, clearly, everybody here loves you, 529 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:27,977 and I-I was wrong about everything. 530 00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:28,988 So... I'm sorry. 531 00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,725 You know, you -- you weren't wrong about everything. 532 00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:34,442 I mean, look, I do joke about it, but you're right. 533 00:17:34,443 --> 00:17:35,114 I'm alone. 534 00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:38,362 And that is not the first time that someone has called me cold. 535 00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:39,457 Okay, those eggs... 536 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,426 those eggs came out of me frozen. 537 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,813 And I'm impossibly tall. 538 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,427 And even if I could find somebody to love me, 539 00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:45,444 they -- they wouldn't be able to reach. 540 00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:46,619 No -- hey, hey. Come on. 541 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,080 You're -- you're an amazing woman. 542 00:17:48,081 --> 00:17:49,455 She's an amazing woman. 543 00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:51,259 And you -- you're a-a role model. 544 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,398 You're a hero. 545 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,678 I'm a 6-foot hero. 546 00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:54,705 No. Come on. 547 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,277 You're surrounded by people who love you. 548 00:17:56,278 --> 00:17:58,009 Here's Dan and Rex. 549 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,649 Me. Come here. 550 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:02,277 All the way up to Samuel L. Jackson there. 551 00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,150 That's your mother in a Kangol hat, isn't it? 552 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,199 Yeah. 553 00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,223 Um, are you sure you know what you're doing, Tad? 554 00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:09,406 I know you're the Mortgage Doctor, but -- 555 00:18:09,407 --> 00:18:11,142 Someone said, "Is there a doctor in the house?" 556 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:12,421 Was I supposed to not get up? 557 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,480 Hey, dad. You need any help out of that dress? 558 00:18:14,481 --> 00:18:15,346 Not unless you want to see me 559 00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:17,206 in nothing but a baby new year's diaper. 560 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:17,826 That was the big finish 561 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,360 to the song you were texting through. 562 00:18:19,361 --> 00:18:21,391 Hey, I got one text. I saw most of the show -- 563 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,120 We're leaving, okay? 564 00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:23,094 Could you just go to the table 565 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:24,456 and grab my keys and purse? 566 00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:25,410 Fine. 567 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,081 You want to talk about it? 568 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:28,993 How many kinds of fake doctor are you? 569 00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:31,054 Okay, time for the big award of the night, 570 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,111 The ROY... 571 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,150 I don't even know why I'm mad at her. 572 00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:35,784 Probably just 'cause she was so bored all night. 573 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,476 Maybe you're feeling rejected? 574 00:18:37,477 --> 00:18:38,660 It's my own fault. 575 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:39,307 I built up this hope 576 00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:41,151 that she'd want to follow me into real estate. 577 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,454 ...Phil Dunphy. 578 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:43,931 She's got her own life now. 579 00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,912 I just don't know where we connect anymore. 580 00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:47,052 You won. 581 00:18:47,053 --> 00:18:48,235 - What?! - Yeah. 582 00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:49,258 Help me up! 583 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,204 As we all know, 584 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:53,757 Phil had a little accident tonight, 585 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,851 but we're happy to accept 586 00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:55,520 - this award on his behalf. - Wait, wait, wait. 587 00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:56,490 Wait, w-w-w-w-wait! 588 00:18:56,491 --> 00:18:57,506 I got this. 589 00:18:58,292 --> 00:18:59,880 Hi. I'm, uh, 590 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,883 I'm Haley, Phil's daughter. 591 00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:04,144 Dad, you won the ROY! 592 00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:09,064 You all know him as an amazing realtor, 593 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,089 but I know him as the world's greatest dad. 594 00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:13,875 As far as I'm concerned, 595 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,218 he's the dad of the year, 596 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,710 the "DOY." 597 00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:18,555 It really is a shame 598 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,408 that you didn't hear the rest of his act tonight. 599 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,603 I-I heard him rehearsing it. 600 00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:28,006 Which one of you is J.J. McCubbin? 601 00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:30,755 Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J. -- 602 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,480 Why is a great mortgage rate 603 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:33,735 like your wife in bed? 604 00:19:33,826 --> 00:19:35,681 Once a month and low interest. 605 00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:38,465 What are you laughing at, Skip Woosnum? 606 00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:39,543 You haven't seen a commission 607 00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:41,025 since you joined the navy. 608 00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:42,932 She is killing it. 609 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:43,685 That's my girl. 610 00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:45,472 I would have hit the word "Navy" harder. 611 00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,774 What else? What else? 612 00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:49,823 Oh! Margaret Furman's here. 613 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,410 Little heads-up to her date -- 614 00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:54,311 She's been upside-down in more houses than Fannie Mae. 615 00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:58,169 Or, in her case, Fannie definitely will. 616 00:19:59,055 --> 00:20:01,262 We all want people to think the best of us... 617 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:03,147 So sometimes we cover things up 618 00:20:03,148 --> 00:20:04,695 to protect ourselves. 619 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,956 But we don't have to be afraid... 620 00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:13,355 Because the truth is always a good thing. 621 00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:16,666 The truth sets us free... 622 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,411 ...brings us closer. 623 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,746 So, do you want to tell us 624 00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:26,011 how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet? 625 00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:29,061 I guess the little guy knows how to put on his own shoes. 626 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,333 There you go, buddy. You got this. 627 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,381 What are you doing? 628 00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:35,412 Since Joe can walk now, 629 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:36,979 I figured he should be doing a few chores. 630 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:37,866 Steady, big guy! 631 00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,290 Chores? What kind of -- 632 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,530 There he is. 633 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,007 Attaboy! 634 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,254 Attaboy! 635 00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:45,786 A beer? Are you crazy? 636 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,971 Where you going? You want some? 637 00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:47,785 He'll bring it to you. 638 00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:49,652 I can't believe that you're teaching him to do that. 639 00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:51,349 Wait till you see part two. 640 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:52,939 Attaboy. 641 00:20:53,806 --> 00:20:56,324 Relax, it was me. 642 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:04,005 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com