1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,014 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:22,813 [Anzu grunts] 3 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,574 [Anzu] "To Ms. Anzu Hoshino." 4 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:33,658 PRODUCT TYPE: VIDEO GAME 5 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,077 Hooray! It's finally here! 6 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,161 [moans happily] 7 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,832 [Anzu] My entire purpose in life is right here in my hands! 8 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,917 Look at this! 9 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,669 [Anzu] Ever since elementary school, 10 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,921 I spent my time playing games with the boys. 11 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,256 [boys groaning] 12 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:49,257 [Anzu] In junior high... 13 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,426 - Hey, karaoke tonight? - [giggles] 14 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,389 [Anzu] Beating the final boss was more important 15 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,264 than hanging out with boys. [screams] 16 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,599 [laughs] 17 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,851 - Whoa, are you really eating all that? - Huh? 18 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:02,103 Won't you gain weight? And you'll break out. 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,021 [laughs] 20 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,399 [Anzu] I don't care what anyone says, chocolate is my life! 21 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,723 NOPE, DON'T EAT THEM DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, GOBBLE IT DOWN 22 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,737 I love you! 23 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,407 - [meowing] - But the love of my life is Momohiki! 24 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,825 CUDDLE MOMOHIKI KISS MOMOHIKI 25 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,829 Romance was non-existent in my life until... 26 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,332 [dreamy music] 27 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,711 Why... Why am I... [gulps] 28 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,298 ...yuka-don-ing this hottie? 29 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:36,179 [evil chuckle] 30 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,977 [theme music] 31 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,900 [meowing] 32 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:12,859 [moans] 33 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,028 I get to play my video game 34 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,279 all weekend long. 35 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:20,867 Yeah! All-nighter, let's do this! 36 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,787 [Anzu hums happily] 37 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,123 Aah... 38 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,376 Huh? Did they change the opening a bit? 39 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:35,590 Ah, whatever! Start button! 40 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,468 [girl pants, screams] 41 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,596 Are you okay? Did you get hurt? 42 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,100 [both laugh] 43 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,311 [boy] Oh! 44 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,437 [gasps] 45 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,732 [both laugh] 46 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,735 What the heck is with this terrible game? 47 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,739 Oh, come on, this has to be the wrong game! 48 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,991 Hm? 49 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,117 [grunting] 50 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:07,413 [grunting, yelping] 51 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,873 A fanfare, please! 52 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,377 You've been selected today as subject one. 53 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,337 - So, congratulations! - [gasps] 54 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:19,300 Hello! I'm Riri, the wizard, who grants all of your dreams. 55 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,885 What? A wizard? 56 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,471 - It's complicated to explain... - Hm. 57 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:27,016 ...so for the time being, please, just read this carefully. 58 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,561 What's up with all this legalese in a magic-themed game? 59 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,480 - And it goes on forever! - Ugh... 60 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:35,066 [Anzu] Can you just explain it in a few sentences? 61 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,484 You mean like this? 62 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:39,237 [Anzu] No! Just give me a brief summary. 63 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,281 Well, to put it simply, 64 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,467 - we came all the way from the Magic World... - [groans] 65 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:47,787 ...to support those with no experience with romantic relationships like you. 66 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,910 [Anzu groans] Count me out. 67 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,417 So, when did your heart last throb for a guy? 68 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:57,422 [Anzu] Oh... Like with Lord Matthew and Swordsman Musashimaru? 69 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,924 - Those are games characters, right? - [grunts] 70 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:04,304 You're in high school, it's time to quit dreaming and face reality. 71 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,931 Aren't you the wizard who's supposed to grant my dreams? 72 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,433 - [Riri] But... - [gasps] 73 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,893 I'm here now, there's no need to worry. 74 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:15,648 [Riri] I'm here to grant girls like you, who rejects all opportunities of romance, 75 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,901 a chance to experience love through this dating game 76 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,278 Dating game! 77 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,463 - Sorry. - [Riri] Dating game! 78 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,407 I'm not understanding a word that you're saying. 79 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,077 It seems to me you have no problem with those dating games 80 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,539 as long as they're made for women. Isn't that right, huh? 81 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,416 Hmm, sure... 82 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:40,423 Well then, as the selected test subject, you'll get to enjoy living your life 83 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:44,469 just like the heroine of the game I programmed, 84 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,929 Romantic Thriller! 85 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,766 Did you watch the lovely opening sequence? 86 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,601 And for you, Anzu, 87 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,520 your romance experience scores at zero 88 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,647 - so it may have been too intense. - [growls] 89 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,208 - [Anzu] No, I just knew I was playing... - [giggles] 90 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:01,778 ...a terrible game with total amateur writing and production value. 91 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,655 Ah, so you're particular about the virtual world 92 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,616 despite having no romantic experiences 93 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,260 - in reality. - Of course! Do you have any idea 94 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,244 - how many dating games I've finished? - [groans] 95 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,830 [Riri] But imagine if you could experience life 96 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,666 surrounded by hot guys for real just like in the dating game, 97 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,795 even your heart would flutter with excitement, don't you think? 98 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,255 In... In real life? 99 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,339 [Riri] That's right. 100 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:23,633 [in deep voice] In real life. 101 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,135 A super normie life 102 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,638 filled with ago-kui... [kissing] 103 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,809 Lots of kissing and kabe-don awaits you! [moans happily] 104 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,520 - Re... Really? - Yes, really! 105 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:41,317 [Riri] All kinds of serious hotties agree to start appearing around you. 106 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,529 [squeals] And you're gonna be oh so busy! 107 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:45,905 That many guys? 108 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:50,076 You see, Anzu? Aren't you beginning to see me as an angel? 109 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,579 But, no, I already have the love of my life, Momohiki! 110 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,373 Wait! Where is he? 111 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,334 [gasps] Momohiki! Huh! Oh! Momohiki? 112 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:02,713 Ahem. To keep you focus on your romantic relationships, 113 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,551 your favorite video games, chocolate, your cat, your three greatest desires 114 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,970 have all been confiscated by yours truly. 115 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,847 Confiscated? 116 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,766 [chuckles nervously] Are you kidding? Come on! There's no way. 117 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,269 - [evil laughter] - [gasps] 118 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:19,188 No! [whines] 119 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,066 Huh? [wails] 120 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,234 See? 121 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,529 - [laughs] - [groans] 122 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,119 [Anzu] All... All of my games 123 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:37,457 have turned into Kabayaki-chan Goro snacks! 124 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,793 [Riri] And look, it's the "soft" kind, too. 125 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,335 Not funny at all! 126 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,338 What about my chocolate? 127 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,716 [gasps] 128 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,968 [Anzu] What? Oh, no! 129 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,970 There's no chocolate on anything! 130 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,848 The delicious parts are all totally gone! 131 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:54,931 [evil laughter] 132 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,476 Confiscated. 133 00:07:56,559 --> 00:08:00,563 Eating too much chocolate is bad for your skin and it's a lot of fat. 134 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,232 [Anzu] Don't say that while you're covered in chocolate! 135 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,335 - So now do you understand what it means... - [Anzu crying] 136 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,528 ...to eliminate your three greatest desires? 137 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,446 Monster! 138 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:12,658 [Riri] If you want to gain something, you have to pay the price. 139 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,261 - Did you think you'll get a paradise... - [growls] 140 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,497 ...of hotties for free? Don't be ridiculous! Come on! 141 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,748 You devil! 142 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,209 Hey! Please, watch your mouth. 143 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:25,046 To be honest with you, I'm just your everyday gentle-hearted wizard. 144 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,382 I'm saying this with your best interest at heart. 145 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,469 What is this? Brainwashing? Some sketchy cult? 146 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:36,307 This is the only way that'll get you to prioritize cuties over your cat. 147 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,893 - Ugh... - [Momohiki shrieks] 148 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:40,353 [Riri] When you get lonely, 149 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,689 you most likely turn to chocolates instead of a boyfriend. 150 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,649 [chuckles awkwardly] 151 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,068 Instead of setting aside time for dates, 152 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,070 you spend all your time playing games. 153 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,655 [Anzu grunting] 154 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,406 So now, do you get it? [giggles] 155 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,410 How toxic your three greatest desires are for romantic relationships? 156 00:08:56,494 --> 00:09:00,498 They will be confiscated indefinitely until you achieve 157 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:04,085 a lovely Romantic Thriller-level relationship! 158 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,002 FOREVER CONFISCATED 159 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,879 Impossible! Riri! 160 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,925 [Anzu] I can't even handle a day without them! 161 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,177 I can live without guys, okay? 162 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,515 But my three greatest desires are a total necessity for me! 163 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,351 - That's exactly why you were chosen. - [whines] 164 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,602 Like I said, 165 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:26,399 we are here to solve Japan's extremely serious low birth rate problem. 166 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,734 Low birth rate? That's what this is all about? 167 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,987 Look at that. You didn't read the explanation 168 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,489 - in the beginning carefully. - [groans] 169 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,199 Either way, 170 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,994 I'll be assisting you with your romantic relationships 171 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,453 as best as I can. 172 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:44,417 For love, for the future of Japan, and most importantly, for my salary! 173 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,836 Keep that last part to yourself, all right? 174 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,671 - Oh, my goodness! - Huh? 175 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,757 I forgot that I left the stove on earlier. 176 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,635 - Well, time to go back to the Magic World. - [grunts] 177 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,013 - I am not getting involved with this! - [wails] 178 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,199 [Riri] Actually, remember hitting your start button before? 179 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,475 Too late! There's no turning back 180 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,978 even if it feels like sailing a boat made of mud. 181 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,396 No way! A mud boat! 182 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,898 Come on, it was only a little joke. 183 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,777 In reality, an exciting, Titanic-level romance awaits you! 184 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,905 [grunts] Either way, the boat is sinking. 185 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,784 Life without my three greatest desires is gonna be miserable. 186 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,162 Give me back my reason to live! 187 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,789 - [Riri] Until next time! Bon voyage! - [gasps] 188 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,833 Wait a sec! Hey! Wait! 189 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,335 [gasps] 190 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,087 - Mom! Where's Momohiki? - Huh? 191 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,715 - Hm, he's right over there. - [yelps] 192 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,217 [Anzu] Why the heck is he up there? 193 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,346 Momohiki, please, please, please, show me your cute face! 194 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,097 [kisses, wails] 195 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,325 - [Anzu's dad] I'm home! - [wails] 196 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,349 Huh? 197 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,478 - [Miyoko] Oh, you're home early. - [Anzu wails] 198 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,647 Yeah. I know this is sudden... 199 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,731 Momohiki, please... 200 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,442 ...but it's been decided that I'll be transferred to the US. 201 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:52,902 - Wow! - What? 202 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,821 And I want you to come with me. 203 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,325 It's always been a dream of mine to live overseas. 204 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,286 Wait! What about me? 205 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,288 Anzu, honey, you have school. 206 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,724 [Anzu's dad] It will only be two or three years. 207 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,582 - What? - [Anzu's dad] You should be able 208 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,834 - to hold down the fort yourself by now. - Mm-hmm. 209 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,798 - We'll take Momohiki with us too. - Wait! Things are happening too fast! 210 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:16,509 [Anzu] And Dad, aren't you a post office employee? 211 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,886 Why is the relocation, seriously? 212 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,698 - We should get started packing right away. - [Miyoko chuckling softly] 213 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,724 And we should also celebrate tonight. 214 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,768 [birds chirping] 215 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,480 All right then, we're off. 216 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,900 Make sure you eat every day. And keep all the doors locked. 217 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,027 - [groans] - [both] Take care! 218 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,570 [retreating footsteps] 219 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,367 [Anzu] It took them no time to pack and they're moving overseas. 220 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,328 Mom and Dad were much too casual about this, 221 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,622 and their whole high-schooler-living-alone-thing 222 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,416 is way too forced! [growls] 223 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,711 Well, I had to establish the playing field early on. 224 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,629 [giggles] 225 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,090 - [growls] - [Riri screams] 226 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,553 [Riri grunts] 227 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,471 [groans, coughs] 228 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,517 That's right. I've got extra energy because I'm mad 229 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,480 - and you better watch out! - [fingers cracking] 230 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,871 - I expect nothing less. - [growls] 231 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,982 You're the anti-heroine type, I recognized. 232 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,775 NON-HEROINE 233 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,734 [grunts] 234 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,820 - I don't care what you call me... - [groans] 235 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,822 ...just turn things back to normal now. 236 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,324 - Give me back Momohiki! - [wails] 237 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,408 [Riri] Impossible! 238 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,744 [breathing heavily] 239 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,746 [panting] 240 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,041 [echoes] Damn it! 241 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,334 Are you kidding me? 242 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,753 - [Anzu] Chocolate! - [seller 1] Oh, sorry. 243 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,815 - [Anzu] Chocolate! - [seller 2] We're closed today. 244 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:37,673 [Anzu] Where's the chocolate! 245 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,443 [seller 3] We're having a sugar-free snack fair. 246 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,385 ON SALE MANAGER'S CHOICE 247 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,052 For real? 248 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,932 They're all sold out? Is that a thing? 249 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,309 [whimpers] 250 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:53,939 Am I cursed to never eat chocolate ever again in my whole entire life? Ever? 251 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,444 The chocolate... The cacao... I'm getting withdrawals... 252 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,697 Why is this happening? 253 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,783 You're kidding me! 254 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,995 [Anzu] Am I really gonna let that thing who created 255 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,748 that awful Romantic Thriller game tell me what to do? 256 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,337 No way! Not a chance! 257 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:20,257 Even if a hot guy does show up, I just won't fall in love, right? 258 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,968 I'm sorry, but there's no way someone exists in real life 259 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,488 who could surpass the high standards 260 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,889 I've set up after my experiences with 2D guys. 261 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,227 As long as no romantic relationship develops, 262 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,021 - then that thing will have no choice... - [evil laughter] 263 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,732 ...but to give up and leave me alone! 264 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,194 [sinister laughter] 265 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,198 Sneaky devil who stole my three greatest desires! 266 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,202 Yes, Romantic Thriller, you say? 267 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,204 I will destroy it all. 268 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:54,375 And I will become the Romantic Killer! 269 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,217 That being said, bring it on you so-called cuties! 270 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,055 - Oh. - [gasps] 271 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,141 Aah! 272 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,519 I am so sorry! [whimpers] 273 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,770 [sighs] 274 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,022 That's a pretty good crack. 275 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985 [Anzu] Wow, a hot guy actually showed up. 276 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,197 I'm really sorry! I'll pay to fix it. 277 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,575 [Tsukasa] You don't have to pay for the repairs. 278 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:28,576 What? 279 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,453 I wasn't paying attention either. 280 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,706 [exclaims] 281 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,961 [Anzu] He's nothing compared to Matthew and Musashimaru! 282 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,462 - [girl wails] - [boy grunts] 283 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,549 Well, then, uh, thanks! Thanks a lot! 284 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,927 I'm sorry I bumped you. Goodbye! 285 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,137 [laughs awkwardly] 286 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,223 Uh... Uh... 287 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,565 [Anzu] I'm off to school. 288 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,191 [sighs] 289 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,238 Not like there's anyone home to hear me. 290 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,948 [sighs] 291 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:12,119 I can't believe I ran into that adorable guy yesterday. 292 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,750 But as long as I avoid getting involved, it's all good, right? 293 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,376 [scoffs] Just wait and see, devil! 294 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,004 - Good morning to you! - [Anzu] They're back! 295 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,757 [Riri] All right. Time to march on into school. 296 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,301 [grunts, laughs] 297 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,385 Wait! What? 298 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,055 [indistinct chatter] 299 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,686 Why are you following me, huh? 300 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,815 Not to worry, no one but you can see me. 301 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,109 Exactly. That's what I'm worried about. 302 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,321 I'll look crazy if people think that I'm talking to myself. 303 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,573 Don't worry about that, either. 304 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:54,578 Whenever you're talking to me, everyone else is seeing an illusion. 305 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,913 So they won't notice. 306 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,874 You're so annoying. I'll probably just ignore you. 307 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,918 [Riri] However, young lady... 308 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,001 [Anzu grunts] 309 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,879 [groans] 310 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:09,468 [grunting] 311 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,263 You must not underestimate my magic. 312 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,975 But, come on! That wasn't really magic at all! 313 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,978 - I'm off before you take revenge. - [Anzu gasps] 314 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,853 [groans] 315 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,272 - Huh? - [exhales] 316 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,192 [Anzu] It's that hottie from yesterday? 317 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,655 That uniform... No way! 318 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,158 [whimpers] We go to the same school? 319 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,742 That little devil! 320 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,120 Are you okay, dear? 321 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:40,207 I'm sorry. I'm such a total klutz. [cheeky laughter] 322 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,459 [Anzu] Riri set me up for that meeting. 323 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,794 [evil laughter] 324 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,755 Huh? You okay? What happened? 325 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,884 Jeez, Tsukasa, don't just stand there, give her a hand. 326 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,968 [exclaims] 327 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,466 Oh, that's okay. I'm totally fine! [laughs awkwardly] 328 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,807 [Anzu] I'm not gonna let that thing have their way. 329 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,809 [laughing continues] 330 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,435 Uh... 331 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:04,940 S... See ya. 332 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,153 Big deal, he ignored me too. 333 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:10,903 [beeps] 334 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,991 [beeps] 335 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,912 - [gril 1] Oh, hey, here he comes. Look! - [girl 2] Excuse me. 336 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,081 You've been on my mind. 337 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,252 Here you go. Will you please read my letter? 338 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,380 [Anzu] Oh, a girl's confessing her love to him. 339 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,757 Typical life of a hot guy. 340 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,485 [girl 3] That was really brave of her. 341 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,343 I don't want it. 342 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,427 - [gasps] - [whimpers] 343 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,847 What? Uh, uh... 344 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,390 Uh... 345 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,934 I'm sorry about him. [pants] 346 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,018 Ouch. 347 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,479 That poor girl. 348 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,938 [Anzu] Hey, what was that? 349 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,649 He's cute, but his personality? Not so much. 350 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,319 Hey, Tsukasa. Good morning. 351 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,446 I saw that. But I do get it. 352 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:57,534 A letter is just a little bit extra these days, don't you think so? 353 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,037 Really? I'd be flattered if I got a letter. 354 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,831 I mean, you should've at least accepted it from her. 355 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,002 I don't want her to get the wrong idea from me. 356 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,980 - [Rena] I understand. - [groans in disgust] 357 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,547 [Rena] She's not your type, right? 358 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,259 [Anzu] Ugh! He's full of himself just because he's a little popular. 359 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,804 There's no way I'd date a guy like him! 360 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,599 [Rena] But anyway, I sent you a message yesterday and you didn't even read it. 361 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,035 - [Tsukasa] My phone broke. - [Rena gasps] 362 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,059 [gasps] 363 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,833 - [Rena] That blows. - [Makoto] Do you have insurance? 364 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,484 [Tsukasa] I was cheap, I didn't get it. 365 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,003 - [Rena] Seriously? That sucks! - [wails] 366 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,446 [Rena] I'd die without my phone. 367 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,782 - Aren you gonna buy a new one? - [wailing continues] 368 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,243 [Tsukasa] Not for a while. I can't afford it. 369 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,744 - [Rena] Really? - [Anzu groans] 370 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,163 [school bell rings] 371 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,207 [Saki] Whoa. 372 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,210 Your dad was transferred to the US out of nowhere? 373 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,711 [Anzu] Yeah, 374 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,714 that's the reason why I didn't have any time to make my lunch today. 375 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,592 Sorry to drag you here with me, Saki. 376 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,512 No worries. It's my first time here. I'm excited. 377 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,849 [Anzu] Right? Now let's see, what should I eat? 378 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,059 [Makoto] I'll order for both of us. 379 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,353 [Anzu] All right, the decision is made. 380 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,771 [Tsukasa] Uh, I'll get... 381 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,481 [both] Lunch set A. 382 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,565 [both gasp] 383 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,860 [distressed groans] 384 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,325 [Saki] I think he's the hot guy that everyone's been talking about. 385 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,286 - Kazuki from Class 7. - [girls yell excitedly] 386 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,037 [Anzu] Kazuki? 387 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,290 I see. 388 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,209 Yeah. And he's really popular with all the girls. 389 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,211 [giggles] You probably didn't notice 390 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,922 because you're usually busy playing your video games during lunch 391 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,258 [grunts, laughs awkwardly] 392 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,637 I heard he moved here alone from another prefecture. 393 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,432 Apparently, the girls like him because he's reserved 394 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,059 - and doesn't smile much. - I see. 395 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,227 I don't want it. 396 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,522 I don't want her to get the wrong idea from me. 397 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,025 [Anzu] He's reserved, huh? 398 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,944 I'd say he's got some personality issues 399 00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:00,866 Slowly falling in love after a terrible first impression is a classic scenario. 400 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,949 Shut up! 401 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,496 - Time to eat. - [Rena] Tsukasa! 402 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,832 - I'm gonna sit next to you. - [chokes] 403 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,961 Oh. So, hey, I heard you live all by yourself. 404 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,591 That's nuts. I wanna come and hang out. Where do you live? 405 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,469 [Anzu] Ugh! I'm not listening! Not listening! No! 406 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,470 [indistinct chatter] 407 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,723 I gotta shut out all the information I don't want to know! 408 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,935 I gotta avoid going to the cafeteria as much as possible. 409 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,018 [groans] 410 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,733 There's nothing to do here! 411 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 I'm bored. 412 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,321 [wails] 413 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,658 How do people live without gaming? 414 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,079 Momohiki is gone and there's no chocolate. 415 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,497 [sighs] 416 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,580 [grunts] 417 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,501 [stomach rumbles] 418 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,669 [TV beeps] 419 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,004 Time to make dinner. [groans] 420 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,093 [sighs] 421 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,135 [gasps] 422 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,474 [Anzu shrieks] 423 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,103 [narrator] Roaches are unseemly, so instead, cake. You're welcome! 424 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,939 [terrified moans, screams] 425 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:14,856 THE GLASS IS IMAGINARY 426 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,442 [screams] Mommy! 427 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,322 [wails] 428 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:26,034 Oh, that's right! I lost my extermination expert! 429 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,078 - She would get rid of them for me. - [giggles] 430 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,707 [grunts] 431 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:37,087 [Anzu] It's time to awaken the soldier within me! 432 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,548 [roars] 433 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,091 Go! 434 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,883 [toots] 435 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,430 Damn, it's empty! 436 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,312 [groans, screams] 437 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,191 [shrieks] 438 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,784 [Anzu] I rushed out, I didn't bring anything with me. 439 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,245 And I'm wearing two different shoes. 440 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,582 I don't want to go home, but I'm seriously starving. 441 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,376 [sobs] Mommy. 442 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,044 [sniffs] 443 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,675 Ugh! This is the worst! 444 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,635 I need to take cover somewhere. 445 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,220 [grunts] 446 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:30,806 [grunts continues] 447 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,235 And it's pouring. 448 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:55,706 [Anzu] Huh? 449 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,880 Uh... 450 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,510 A fanfare, please! 451 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,678 And a big congratulations! 452 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,680 Did you fall for my little trick? 453 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:14,184 I bet now you don't feel like skipping the ending, right? 454 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,854 In today's world, you can watch whatever you want at your own convenience. 455 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,607 But don't you think in that process we've also lost something? 456 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,984 [sighs] Don't just let things be! Come on! 457 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,654 Let's go on a super-duper happy adventure! 458 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,656 So I can make sure I get paid. 459 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,908 [closing theme music] 460 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:30,991 ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 461 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,453 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 462 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:37,958 ♪ Lo-love! ♪ 463 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,043 ♪ Here we go! ♪