1 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,516 [metal grinder buzzing] 2 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,457 - Oh, yeah. You're ready to murder. 3 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,062 [knocks] 4 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,041 [ratchet clicking] - Come on, dammit. 5 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,809 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 6 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,377 - [Axel] Stress wrenching, huh? 7 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:46,146 I figured you was over here wrenching 8 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,014 because of your fine-ass sister, 9 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,983 which I get. 10 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,852 But now that I see your sorry-ass face, 11 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,988 it ain't all grief. 12 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,156 You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker. 13 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,124 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right? 14 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,026 I did something behind Quiet's back. 15 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,095 - So? - So? 16 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,263 I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man. 17 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,532 I never lied to her before. - Hold up. 18 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,867 You saying you never lied to your girl before? 19 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,803 - No. 20 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,404 Hey! What you doing, man? 21 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:12,972 - Just checking to see if your bitch ass 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,241 got any nuts down there. 23 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,843 - [John Doe] You're going to get your answer 24 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,778 when I smoke your rusty ass. 25 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,413 [belches] 26 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,716 - You make a run at me, I will end you. 27 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:26,486 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 28 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,487 Feel me? 29 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,221 - Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,561 - Mine. 31 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:39,699 - Heh, good morning, Quiet. 32 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,267 - Sorry, I slept in. 33 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,736 I forgot how good a pillow feels. 34 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,137 Is that our gun? 35 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,706 - Ah, don't worry about it. We'll get another one. 36 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,408 Roadkill was begging for some upgrades, 37 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,310 so I figured I'd just jump on it. 38 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,879 - You're in a very good mood. It's weird. 39 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,314 - I'm just excited to get out there 40 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:57,584 and show these losers what Quohn can do. 41 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,186 It's Quiet and John. 42 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,056 - No, I will not be participating in Quohn. 43 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,558 - Th-th-that's fine. Quohn's in the rearview. 44 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:06,593 Fuck Quohn! 45 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,132 Roadkill is ready to go. 46 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,000 The last thing we need to figure out 47 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,735 is the boomerang blast. 48 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,037 Now do we mount it, 49 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,706 or do we keep it in the back for emergencies? 50 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,441 - [both] Back. 51 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,310 [scraping] 52 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,149 - It's going to be very hard to kill someone 53 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,550 with a gun that heavy. 54 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,919 - I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people 55 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,921 with a gun just like this, 56 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,322 dozens of dudes. 57 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,525 I'm a frickin' murder slut. 58 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,325 [scoffs] 59 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:42,462 [scraping] 60 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,230 - [John Doe] So should we, uh-- 61 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,399 - No, no, she's not our responsibility. 62 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,301 We just have to focus on the mission. 63 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,603 - Right, the mission. 64 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,378 - Damn, there are some tight buttholes in here. 65 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,380 - We will be killing each other soon. 66 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,049 - You're outsiders. So what else is new? 67 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,951 Hey, Stretch Armstrong. 68 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,087 What's your sicky little wishy? 69 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,388 - Bitch, I ain't telling you shit. 70 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,256 What if it's birthday cake rules? 71 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,425 If I say my wish, it won't come true. 72 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,660 - Hmm. 73 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,128 - [Deacon] We wish for the same thing as all parents. 74 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:16,796 For our child to grow up happy, loved, 75 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,997 and wanting for nothing. 76 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,466 Nothing except the end of this world 77 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,901 and the rise of a new reality formed from his image. 78 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:22,969 - How about you? 79 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,939 Let me guess. A complexion? 80 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,142 - I wish to feel warm again. 81 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,677 - Well, you might if you stop lugging around 82 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,446 those massive fucking igloos. Holy shit. 83 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,315 - [Dave] You guys talking about wishes? Overrated. 84 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,449 I don't even want one. You know why? 85 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,251 'Cause I'm living the fucking dream. 86 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,719 I told my bestie over here, and I was like, 87 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,455 I don't want the pressure. You make the wish. 88 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,125 I don't want to be on the hook for it. 89 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,260 - And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for! 90 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,296 I wished to exterminate humanity, 91 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,465 let somebody else take over for once. 92 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,601 - Now you see the shit I gotta put up with? 93 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,404 This freak got me smelling like Raid cologne. 94 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,140 - I wished for the ability to fly. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,308 Pretty sick, right? [chuckles] 96 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,345 I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher, 97 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,548 but, you know, I've never had any complaints. 98 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,016 - I find that hard to believe. 99 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,451 - So what did you wish for then? 100 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:15,288 - [Raven] Oh, yes, I'm dying to know. 101 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,027 - To bring down the city walls. 102 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,829 - Which walls? - Of which cities? 103 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:23,830 - All of them. 104 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,833 When we win, all the walls will come down. 105 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,604 - Damn. You're making us all look bad over here. 106 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,373 - We just think insiders and outsiders 107 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,342 should finally be on an even playing field. 108 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,010 - Yeah. It's time for the outsiders 109 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,311 to get their fair share. 110 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,280 - I knew you two were stupid, 111 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,082 but I didn't realize you were naive. 112 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,584 It'd be cute if it weren't so sad. 113 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,319 - It's not naive to fight for a better world. 114 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,487 - [Raven] Oh, listen to yourself. 115 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,189 Do you think you're some kind of superhero? 116 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,057 Not with that greasy hair. 117 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,393 - O-kay, I think you look great. 118 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,196 And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting. 119 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,399 - People need walls. It simplifies things. 120 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,502 You're either one or the other, inside or out. 121 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,270 - [Mayhem] Look, all of your wishes 122 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,072 are fucking stupid, okay? 123 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,807 Me, I'm gonna be invincible. 124 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,377 [laughing] 125 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,748 - Ooh, widdle baby wants to be invincible? 126 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,951 Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper, 127 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,286 so you don't shit yourself and run away? 128 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,022 - Hey, we got plenty of diapers if you need 'em. 129 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:22,889 - Fuck off! 130 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,324 - Welcome! 131 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,227 To the much anticipated first round 132 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,630 of the Twisted Metal tournament. 133 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:34,267 12 cars will enter my labyrinth, 134 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,037 but alas, there are only eight exit passes 135 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,805 hidden throughout. 136 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,407 Be sure to snag one, 137 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,109 because if you attempt to leave the area without it, 138 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,645 well, you'll be killed instantly. 139 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:50,817 This is warehouse district warfare. 140 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,255 You'll know where a pass is hidden 141 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,557 by the pillars of red smoke. 142 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:00,360 All except for you, John and Quiet. 143 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,130 You two finished last in my qualifier, 144 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,466 so I decided to spice things up a bit 145 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,401 and give you two a small advantage 146 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,904 for today's bloody festivities. 147 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,440 This is a radar 148 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:17,444 displaying the precise location of all eight passes. 149 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,980 [overlapping grumbling] - Cheaters! 150 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,315 - And that's not all. 151 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,151 You'll also be getting a one minute head start. 152 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,520 [clapping] - This is bullshit! 153 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,858 - Do you have a problem 154 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,794 with the way I'm running my game, Raven? 155 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,133 Good. 156 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,769 I hope you and your vehicles are ready, my drivers, 157 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:47,707 because it's time for the tournament to begin! 158 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,251 ** 159 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,454 [engine revving] 160 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,458 [engine revving] 161 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,097 [engine revving] 162 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:23,643 ** 163 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,545 - So, what do you think, it's like a compass, 164 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,247 one of those arrow things? 165 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,648 Yo, maybe it's a line 166 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,151 that shows you what road to drive down. 167 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,452 That'll be sick! 168 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:33,753 - Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth 169 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,321 the target you put on our backs. 170 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,790 - Come on. Giving us an advantage 171 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,459 is like giving a lion a submachine gun. 172 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,528 We're going to crush this round. 173 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,063 And the next round we're going to destroy, 174 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:43,863 and the round after that 175 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,032 better kiss its sorry ass goodbye. 176 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,702 - Okay, well, let's just focus on this round first. 177 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,502 - Focus? 178 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,279 - [Quiet] I thought she should come with us. 179 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,247 [echoing] To remind us of the mission. 180 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,483 She would want to be here. 181 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,085 [beeping] Here we go. 182 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,920 [engine starts and revs] 183 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,557 - [Calypso] Roadkill, your one minute begins now! 184 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,524 - Let's tear this shit up. 185 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,260 [tires squealing, engine revving] 186 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,328 Okay. 187 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,797 Looks like the closest pass is east. 188 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,235 Turn right here. 189 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,269 - [JOHN DOE] Got it. 190 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,471 [beeping] 191 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,239 - Dude, turn! - Got it! 192 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,074 - [Quiet] Not left, right! 193 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,543 [tires squealing] 194 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,013 Shit, John. Take the next left. 195 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:33,813 - Got it. 196 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,352 - [Quiet] John! 197 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:43,189 [brakes squealing] 198 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,791 [panting] 199 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,393 John, you good? - [John Doe] Yeah. 200 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,594 I have a great idea. 201 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,396 How about you drive and I do the map thing? 202 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,631 - But I drove last time. - I know, but, uh, 203 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,467 this is really important, and I really love maps. 204 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,935 - All right. - Okay. 205 00:08:56,036 --> 00:09:00,140 - Ow. Jeez, ow! Oh, fuck. What the fuck, John? 206 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,741 - My bad. [groaning] 207 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,146 - Jesus. 208 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,114 [tires squealing] 209 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,651 We can't blow this head start. 210 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,061 - Stand down, Stu. 211 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,463 - Oh, good, 'cause we're running out of this stuff. 212 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,864 - No, this isn't about conservation. 213 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,933 Yesterday, I really lost my cool. 214 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,337 But you've inspired me to not hold grudges. 215 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,372 - So you don't hate Grimm anymore? 216 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,907 - Oh, no. I want to rip out his spine, 217 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,909 but that does nothing for my legacy. 218 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,678 History remembers the winner, Stuart. 219 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,815 And much like the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson, 220 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,850 I've got my eye on the prize. 221 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,485 - Yeah, well, we could all live our lives 222 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,087 a little more like Horatio Nelson. 223 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,026 - [John Doe] Make a left, I think. 224 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,062 [tires squealing] 225 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,497 [beeping] Oh, shit! 226 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,665 You should have went right. 227 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,734 - Jesus, John, we have the advantage. 228 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,968 Get it together. 229 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,503 - [John Doe] I'm sorry. There's so many triangles. 230 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,106 [loud booming] 231 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,040 What was that? 232 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,208 [booming] 233 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,776 - [Quiet] Our minute's up. 234 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,811 There goes our head start. 235 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,351 [Mayhem muttering] - Don't fuck me now! 236 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,554 [tires squealing] [gunfire] 237 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,790 - Outta my way, kids! 238 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,827 [tires squealing] 239 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,497 Beep, beep! 240 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,165 Axel coming through! 241 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,939 [Mayhem screaming] [gunfire] 242 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,943 [tires squealing] 243 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,916 - Yes. - Thank god. 244 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,453 ** 245 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,988 [brakes squealing] 246 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,596 Oh! Whose hand is that? 247 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,698 - Who cares? Let's just get the pass 248 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,832 and get out of here. - Relax. 249 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:06,900 Look, even with the radar, 250 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,134 it took us a while to find this place. 251 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,402 So it's going to take the others just as-- 252 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,136 - [Deacon] Hey, there! 253 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,939 [baby cooing] 254 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,775 Four of us going after one hot ticket? 255 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,511 Reminds me of the blow bang Where I met Brenjamin. 256 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,914 [popping] My jaw still clicks. 257 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,450 - Well, looks like we're having a party. 258 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,119 And what's a party without a clown? 259 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,520 - Two clowns! 260 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,888 [Raven laughing] 261 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,990 - Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo. 262 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,326 It's mine! 263 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,463 [Outkast's "B.O.B." playing] 264 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,599 * One two one two three yeah * 265 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,167 * Inslumnational underground * 266 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,569 * Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground * 267 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,838 * Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans * 268 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:45,972 * You can't stop a train * 269 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,640 * Who wants some don't come unprepared * 270 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,508 * I'll be there but when I leave there * 271 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,076 No, no! 272 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,478 * Weatherman telling us it ain't gonna rain * 273 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,646 * So now we sitting in a drop top soaking wet * 274 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:54,848 * In a silk suit trying not to sweat * 275 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,349 * Hit somersaults without the net * 276 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,318 * But this'll be the year that we won't forget * 277 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,320 - Fly, my little penguin! 278 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,588 * Be what you wanna be * 279 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,224 * Long as you know consequences are given for living * 280 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,291 - Stop him, Preacher! 281 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:09,796 [cocks gun] 282 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,331 - That baby's got a gun! 283 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,333 [gunshot] [yelps] 284 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,100 [baby giggling] 285 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,569 - [Quiet] Yes! 286 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,038 Whoo! I got it! 287 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,639 Go, go, go, go, go. [laughing] 288 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,707 - [Raven] Get your hands off, bitch. 289 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,308 I called dibs! 290 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,243 [gunshots] 291 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,248 - Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of-- 292 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,182 [yelps] 293 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,451 [groaning] 294 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,652 - Oh, man, I messed up. 295 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 - Nope, not gonna dwell on this. 296 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,856 There's still a few passes left. 297 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,092 - What is this ice made of? 298 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,332 [missile whooshing] 299 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,302 - [Mayhem] Who the fuck shot that? 300 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,306 [screaming] 301 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,147 [panting] 302 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,319 Oh, yeah, baby! 303 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:21,368 ** 304 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,810 [Chuckie laughing] 305 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,679 - Oh... [beeping] 306 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,014 Looking for this? 307 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,616 - Yeah. And I'm gonna take it. 308 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,752 [chuckles] - I'd like to see you try. 309 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,920 You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl. 310 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,623 - Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid to smash a pussy. 311 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,625 [scoffs] 312 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,260 [screams] 313 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,962 [grunting] 314 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,997 [yelps] [pass clatters] 315 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,368 [grunting] 316 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,369 [laughs] 317 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,138 [yelps] 318 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:02,509 [grunting] 319 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,376 [yelps] 320 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,744 [panting] 321 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,114 [laughs] - You done yet? 322 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,450 - No, just needed a hand. 323 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,451 [squelches] 324 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,820 [grunts] [teeth cracking] 325 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,856 [snarls] - Wait! 326 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,225 [screaming] [crashes] 327 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,129 - Oh my God. 328 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:32,706 Oh my God, I fucking killed him. 329 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,507 Oh my God. 330 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,308 [yelps] 331 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,716 - [Announcer] Sixth pass has been secured. 332 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,085 Two remain. 333 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,087 - What the hell happened to you! 334 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,823 - It turns out Vermin can really fight. 335 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,591 I can't believe the creepy crawler lady 336 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,726 got the pass. 337 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,994 Shit. It was in my hand. 338 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,198 [tires squealing, engine revving] 339 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,669 - Jesus, what the fuck is going on today? 340 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,070 - It's my fault. I'm tilting. 341 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,271 - What the hell is tilting? 342 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,674 - You make a few mistakes, then you get in your head. 343 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,109 - No more superstitious bullshit. 344 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,844 We're a team, right? So we fix this. 345 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,645 - [John Doe] You're right. Hey, there are two more passes. 346 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,947 One's a few blocks away. 347 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,348 - All right, I'm taking a shortcut. 348 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,617 [tires squealing] 349 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,486 [both screaming] 350 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,187 Come on! 351 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,857 Now your superstitious bullshit is rubbing off on me. 352 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,093 [tires squealing] 353 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,771 - Fuck! 354 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,806 [distant gunfire] 355 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,541 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 356 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,780 [keys jingling] Yes! 357 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,149 [car alarm chirps] 358 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,328 [beeping] 359 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,730 - [Quattro] Welcome back, Chuckie Floop. 360 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,131 - Holy shit, who said that? 361 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,900 - [Quattro] New driver detected. 362 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,301 Would you like me to create a new profile? 363 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,738 - Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go. 364 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,872 - [Quattro] Acknowledged. 365 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,274 New primary driver accepted. 366 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,141 Please state your name. 367 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,944 - Fucking Mayhem. Just come on! 368 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,813 - [Quattro] Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem. 369 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,416 [engine revving] 370 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,423 - Holy shit, a car that talks, okay. 371 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,791 God damn it. 372 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,893 God, murder makes you extra sweaty! 373 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,129 - [Quattro] Initiating AC. [blowing] 374 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,598 - Ah, thanks! 375 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,767 Okay, you can turn off! 376 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,836 Turn off! Turn the fuck off! 377 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:43,603 - [Quattro] Acknowledged. 378 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,073 - All right, you got a name? 379 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,208 - [Quattro] My current designation VIN 380 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,111 is number 4, B as in Boy, 1, Q as in quattro-- 381 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,213 - Yeah, Quattro's fine! You got to move faster. 382 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,383 - [Quattro] Designation updated, Quattro. 383 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,290 [groans] Exterior damage sustained. 384 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,326 Shall I initiate autonomous navigation? 385 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,260 - No, I don't need your help. 386 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,095 I just need to get out of here. 387 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,267 - [Quattro] Shall I initiate autonomous navigation? 388 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,136 - Fine! If you think you're so good at driving, 389 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,003 just do it! 390 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,271 - [Quattro] Acknowledged. 391 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,976 [engine revving] 392 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,277 - Oh, hell, yeah. 393 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:39,259 ** 394 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,531 Keep it steady, 395 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,199 and I'll smoke all these losers. 396 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,804 What? 397 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,038 Wait, this is the end? 398 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,673 How'd you do that? 399 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,675 - [Quattro] Maps. - Hmm. 400 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,714 - Check it out, Stu. We're about to win. 401 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,382 And I didn't think about Grimm even once, 402 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,150 not even his dinky little bike. 403 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,852 I can still hear it buzzing in my head. 404 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,355 [engine revving] 405 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,466 What the hell?! - Oh, shit! 406 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,700 [Mr. Grimm in British voice] - Hello, chaps! 407 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,969 [horn honks] 408 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,171 [brakes squealing] 409 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,807 [German voice] Thanks for the lift, Marcus. 410 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,942 - Son of a bitch. 411 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,210 That's not in the spirit of competition. 412 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,545 I'm going to file a complaint. 413 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,047 Goddamn it! 414 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,016 If that son of a bitch didn't get in our way 415 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,550 we would've come in first. 416 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,889 - [Stu] They, um-- - No, Stu. 417 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,157 No words. 418 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,894 - Not trying to add any pressure, 419 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,896 but FYI, there's one pass left. 420 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,431 This is our last shot. 421 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,066 - Fuck! 422 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,070 Ah, shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it. 423 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,838 - It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba. 424 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,341 [brakes squealing] 425 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,710 And no one fucks with ba-ba time! 426 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,745 [gunshots] 427 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,451 - I'm getting that goddamned pass. 428 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,285 Cover me. 429 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,989 [gunfire] 430 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,190 [door slams] 431 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,361 [grunting] 432 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,833 - You look mad. - It's been a shit day. 433 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,435 Give me that pass. 434 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,536 [yelps] 435 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,006 [clicking] 436 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,607 - Shit! 437 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,948 I really should have tested this shit before now. 438 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,851 [grunting] 439 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,786 [yelps] 440 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,921 - My milking titty. 441 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,422 - Ew, it got on my hand! 442 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,027 - Where the hell did he go? 443 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,495 [yelps] 444 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,497 [grunting] 445 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,502 - I got the pass! [laughing] 446 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,169 - Go, go! 447 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,606 [tires squealing] 448 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,477 [wincing] 449 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,379 - [John Doe] Quiet, we gotta go! 450 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,953 - Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck! 451 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,288 John, this is it. 452 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,656 If we don't get that pass, it's over. 453 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,994 [laughing and cheering] 454 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:37,804 ** 455 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,805 - Shit, he's fast. 456 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,115 - Preacher, we could really use your guidance right now. 457 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,817 - Kill them. 458 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,822 - He is risen! [laughing and cheering] 459 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,830 I kill them in your name, Preacher! 460 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,831 - Oh my God. 461 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:10,837 [sputtering] 462 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,305 [whooshing] 463 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,676 - Our father who art a baby, hallowed be thy dick-- 464 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,915 [brakes squealing] 465 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,458 - Huh, boomerang blast. 466 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:43,203 * 467 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,771 - Do you see the pass? 468 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,439 - I hope he didn't blow it up. 469 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,375 [baby crying] 470 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,991 [straining] [giggling] 471 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,760 - Just take it. It's a baby. 472 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,194 - I'm trying. 473 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,330 He's fuckin' strong. 474 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,732 Fuck you, Preacher! 475 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,566 - John! 476 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:26,913 [crying] 477 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:30,984 [horn honks] 478 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,819 - [Announcer] Round over. 479 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:36,556 [ratchet clicking] 480 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,994 - No more unwanted back door visitors. 481 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,262 Seal her up. 482 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,697 [torch hissing] 483 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,098 - Are you sure you don't want me to do it? 484 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,300 I have thumbs and hands. 485 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,368 - Harold's got it. 486 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,571 Stu, I've been thinking. 487 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,306 You know everything I said before? 488 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,008 Eh, forget it all. 489 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,143 Grudges are back on the menu. 490 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,145 So are blood feuds and vendettas. 491 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,414 And when it comes to killing, 492 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,383 I just gotta lead with my heart. 493 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,951 You know? - [Stu] Yeah. 494 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,519 [metal clangs] 495 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,088 - Oh, shit. Harold dropped the torch. 496 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,422 Don't pick it up. It's hot! 497 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:14,294 - [Mayhem] Damn. 498 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,762 You really do know how to drive. 499 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:20,300 I hope that we can, well, you know, if you're down, 500 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,836 team up again in the next round. 501 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,938 - [Quattro] Saving Fucking Mayhem presets. 502 00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:25,839 [beeping] 503 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,608 Fucking Mayhem presets saved. 504 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,613 - Hey, Quattro, could I, uh-- 505 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,216 could I maybe ask for your advice? 506 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,417 - [Quattro] Interface battery at 10%. 507 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,485 Entering sleep mode. 508 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,453 - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 509 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,325 Thanks for saving my ass out there, Quattro. 510 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,793 - [Quattro] Acknowledged. 511 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,028 [beeps] 512 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,340 - Is there a lost and found for human children? 513 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,109 - I'll take the baby. 514 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,477 What? 515 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,779 The child will be safe with me. 516 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,815 Unless you would prefer to care for him. 517 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,450 - No, no, you have-- - Abso-fucking-lutely not. 518 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,418 - More square footage. 519 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,819 - Oh, look at you. 520 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,755 You'll want for nothing with Daddy Calypso. 521 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,895 Congratulations on surviving the first round. 522 00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:23,363 Enjoy the moment. 523 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,465 Things only get harder from here. 524 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,534 Now, if you'll excuse me, 525 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,436 I've got this little animal to delouse. 526 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,405 [baby cooing] 527 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:36,009 - So you guys didn't die? 528 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,043 Good job. 529 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,645 - Thanks. You too. 530 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,819 - Guess I'll go clean up. 531 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:49,622 - You good? 532 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:53,093 You seem... different. 533 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:54,527 - I'm good. 534 00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:01,468 Um, I just... 535 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:04,037 well, I-I killed someone today. 536 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:11,444 - Oh. Was it your first? 537 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:15,148 Oh, I just assumed-- - I had a big body count? 538 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,484 No. I mean, I've done, like, 539 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,686 you know, hand stuff, like stabbing and shit, 540 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:23,089 but never went all the way 541 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,557 until today. 542 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:29,329 - Wow. Okay, um, uh, 543 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,031 tell me everything. 544 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:31,865 Who was it? 545 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,270 - Don't laugh. 546 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,706 [sighs] Chuckie Floop. 547 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,509 And it was kind of whatever. 548 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,210 - Mm-hmm, I'm not laughing. 549 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,445 - I guess I just thought 550 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,649 that my first kill would be, 551 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,286 I don't know, with someone special? 552 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,754 - Ugh, no. It's better this way. 553 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,056 For your first you want to kill someone 554 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:56,923 you barely care about 555 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:57,957 and then never think about them again. 556 00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,859 You know, just get it out of the way. 557 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:03,463 - How old were you when you had your first kill? 558 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:06,800 - Well, I was a late bloomer. 559 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,203 There was this blueberry picker in the O.C. 560 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:11,338 that just kept hassling me, 561 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:12,739 so I got him with my hatchet. 562 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,908 Although he didn't die right away, 563 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,043 so I'm not sure it officially counts. 564 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,678 It was just the tip. 565 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,016 [door opens] 566 00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:25,151 - How's the kid? 567 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:29,022 - Uh, fine. 568 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:31,825 John... Ow. 569 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,195 We can't afford another day like this. 570 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:37,063 This is life and death. 571 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,033 - It was just a bad day. I mean, shit happens. 572 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:44,838 - Not like today. I've never seen you like this. 573 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,507 - Well, maybe the stress of the round got to me. 574 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,676 Like you said, it is life or death. 575 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,412 - But you were fine in the qualifier, 576 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:55,215 With missiles falling from the sky. 577 00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:58,084 So what changed? 578 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:01,821 John? 579 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,658 What's going on? 580 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:11,664 Is it us? 581 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,402 Is it me? - [John Doe] No. 582 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:18,138 It's me. 583 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:19,806 It's all me. 584 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,344 I'm sorry. - Sorry for what? 585 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,279 - For today, 586 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,514 for screwing up the radar, 587 00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:28,848 for being so clumsy 588 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:33,253 on the smoothest fucking ice in the world, 589 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:35,021 for coming with you at all. 590 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,094 I lied to you, Quiet. 591 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,369 I made my own wish. 592 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:56,176 **