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[♪]

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ANNOUNCER:
<i>New challengers approaching!</i>

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[♪]

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[♪]

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You think she knows
that's a flare gun?

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No, not a chance.

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- JOHN DOE: She ready for this?
- QUIET: No way.

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But if we tell her not to enter,
she absolutely will.

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[SCOFFS]
That reminds me of someone.

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You.
It reminds me of you.

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Yes, dummy, I know.

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[BELL RINGS]

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[WHISPERS] Fuck. Holy men.

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Oh, god.

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Hey, motherfucker,
I remember you.

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Relax.

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I'm not trying to lose this
tournament before it starts.

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You're the guy who fought
Preacher Jedidiah

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at last year's gathering.

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You wanted to fuck
that orange car so bad

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you killed him over it.

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I'm sorry, you wanted
to fuck Evelyn?

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No. And I didn't
kill your leader.

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He caused the explosion,
not me.

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Oh, yeah? Well,
why don't we ask him?

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Brenjamin, bring forth
our lord Preacher.

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- Preacher?
- He's alive?

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[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

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Whose baby is this?

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Oh, this isn't
just some baby.

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No. This horny little
fucker right here

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is our preacher,

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his immortal soul
reborn

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into tiny flesh.

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Our father would
never leave us.

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Father never leaves.
He just changes.

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Tell 'em, Deacon.

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We waited
many long months.

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And then one day,
our preacher returned to us.

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- He was in a tree.
- Like a squirrel?

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I'm not gonna lie. This little
fucker is kind of cute.

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Don't get those fingers
too close.

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He will bite them clean off.

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Shut up!

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Who could be
scared of--

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- [SNAPS AND SNARLS]
- [YELPS]

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- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- [GIGGLING]

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Hey.

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Hey.

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[EXHALES]

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You freed me from Zemu.

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Good looking out.

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Yeah.

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Seemed like
the chill thing to do.

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So, how are you doing?

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With freedom.

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[SCOFFS] Freedom.

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Maybe one day.

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Still drinking gasoline.
Interesting.

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But I do owe you one.

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- Oh, it's okay.
- Just one.

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After that, I'll flatten you
with my tires,

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just like everyone else.

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Well,
unfortunately for you,

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I'm not just like
everyone else.

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[GULPS]

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[JINGLE PLAYING]

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ANNOUNCER:
<i>New challenger approaching!</i>

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STU: I can't believe
we're finally here.

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The tournament!

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Do you think
I might get the chance

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to cut someone's
head off?

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I've been sort of
wanting to try that.

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There is nothing
I want more for you, Stu.

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Oh, hey, look,
it's our OG fan club.

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I told you this would be
the social event of the season.

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We should go say hi
before we murder them for sport.

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You go ahead.

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Those two are
douchebags anyway.

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I need to prepare
for my next killing spree.

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Oh, Stu, you're going
to make me cry.

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Do me a favor.

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Make sure Harold doesn't
pull the pin early.

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He's got an itchy
trigger finger.

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Lactation
is very rare in men,

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but Brenjamin here
has been blessed

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with the nips of a mother.

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Fucking wine corks.

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I'm an unholy miracle.

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Oh, if it isn't
my two favorite critics!

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- No, no--
- [YELPING]

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[GROANS]
Hi, Sweet Tooth.

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- [SMACKS]
- [WINCES]

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So, what are you
crazy kids doing here?

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You come to cheer me on?

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Oh, uh, not exactly.

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Aww.

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Hey, you know, I tried to
kill this guy one time.

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So did he.

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This time
we'll finish the job.

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Brenjamin, time to
put down Preacher.

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- [PREACHER SQUEALS]
- Then we'll put you down.

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[LAUGHING]

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Hey, you need any help
with that little fucker,

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hit me up.
I've already killed one baby.

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So what have you two
crazy kids been up to?

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Tell me everything.

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[FLIES BUZZING]

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[GAS SLOSHING]

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Take a picture.
It'll last longer.

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Sorry. I was just
admiring your... hat?

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You're joining
the tournament?

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[LAUGHING]

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You wouldn't last a day
in the Florida swamplands.

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The mosquitos
would eat you alive.

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[CHOMPING]

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You're right.

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You know what?
I shouldn't be here.

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Everyone's really scary,
especially you.

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You're smart to fear me,

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because those
who cross Vermin

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don't live
to tell the tale.

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You're terrifying.

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You know, I don't care
what that guy Deacon says.

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What did he say?

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Oh, just that you're
not a real competitor.

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All bark, no bite.
Stupid stuff.

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Son of a bitch.

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He also said something
about you being a bug fucker.

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Come on!
That was one time!

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I put ants in my pants,

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and it's not my fault
that it felt good.

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I did it for a joke.
Where's that fucker?

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Okay, dickhead!
Hey!

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What the fuck
are you saying...

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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]

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Excuse me.
Would you like to know

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who had some
very specific opinions

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about your eyepatch?

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The clown said that?

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Those exact words?

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Swear to God.
Or not God. The devil?

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I don't know.
whoever you swear to.

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For what it's worth,

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I don't think the Holy Men
have gone so soft.

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Soft?

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Why, because I am an incredibly
attentive father figure?

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[SCOFFS]
I'll show him.

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The only thing more powerful
than big ass guns

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is a daddy's love.

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Watch where you're going,
you dipshit,

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or, uh, I'll have to rip
your balls off

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and shove them
up your nose.

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Stu?

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Mike?

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[LAUGHING]

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BOTH:
I thought you were dead!

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh my God.

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Are you real,
or am I tripping?

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I knew I shouldn't have foraged
for mushies at night.

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I'm very real, man.

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Dude, if I knew
you were alive,

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- I would have--
- Hey, Michael.

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Hammerhead
is locked and loaded.

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Hey, guy.
That's a nice headband.

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It actually brings out
your eyes.

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- Thanks?
- Yeah.

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Stu, this is
my new homie Dave.

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- Yeah.
- Dave, this is Stu.

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No way!

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This is your old <i>compadre,</i>
Big Stu.

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[LAUGHING] Or just Stu.

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You know, your reputation
precedes you.

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I mean, I've heard
so much about you

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- because of...
- Yeah.

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- Oh, awesome.
- Yeah.

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Cool. How did you
meet this guy?

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Well, after
Sweet Tooth attacked us,

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I was messed up bad, man.

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So I rolled over in the fire
to cauterize the gash.

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- Let me help. Let me help.
- On my back.

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- Let me help.
- Thank you, Dave. thank you.

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Oh, god.

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And next thing I know,
I got found by some Butchers.

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And get this,

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Dave here was
one of the Butchers.

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[LAUGHING]

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Crazy, right?

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- What a twist.
- Oh, yeah.

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Seriously.
I mean, we were

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fattening him up
for a barbecue.

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Then Mike just kind of
flipped the script on me.

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He told me, um,

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a man who eats man

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is no man at all.

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He's a regular
Bill Shakespeare, right?

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- Yeah.
- But seriously,

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from that day forward,
I vowed

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I would never let any man meat
touch these lips.

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Well, I'm just happy
to meet my good pal Mike.

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Hey, Stu, so am I, okay?

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I would've missed out on
a pretty damn good friendship.

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[LAUGHING]

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'Cause you would have
eaten him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would've eaten him.

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- Yeah.
- [LAUGHTER FADES]

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So I saw your ass get
dragged off the beach, man.

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I thought
you were burnt toast.

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How the hell did you get away
from Sweet Tooth?

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Oh, super crazy story.
I, uh--

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SWEET TOOTH:
Stu, Oh, my God,

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there are so many
cool people here to kill.

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There's a human-car hybrid
over there.

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- I think he's on 'roids.
- You're still with him?

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I can explain it.

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Hey, didn't I cut you in half?
I never forget a victim.

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You did. But you didn't
finish the job.

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Could you not tell
anybody about that?

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I mean, attempted murder
is kind of a bad look for me.

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Congratulations...

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...on creating
the perfect little minion

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to do your bidding.

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W-wait a minute.
That's not what this is.

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We're partners, equals.

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Yeah, no, we're not.

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As a matter of fact,
yesterday

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I massacred
a roomful of random people

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all by myself.

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And you're proud of that?

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You left me for dead

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so that you could find out
how to murder better?

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- Yeah, about sums it up.
- No--

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Okay, Yeah.
Come on, Dave.

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We got a tournament to win.

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I'll be right there, Mike.

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Keep your head
on a swivel!

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Look, he's just got
to cool off.

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It'll be fine.

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just remember,
the road to self-discovery

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is a long and arduous one.

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Hey, one love.

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I also love that mask.

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It's really cheery.

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And I think I'm looking
at a dental ad.

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It's nice.

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Oh, man,
that Dave guy's

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got a real nice way
about him, huh?

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Fit, too. You can tell
he really watches what he--

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- [ENGINE REVVING]
- Eats.

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[PIPE ORGAN PLAYING]

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This motherfucker.

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That asshole killed
Jeremy and Ashley.

256
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,137
Grimm! How the hell
did you get out?

257
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:07,757
I threw away the key.

258
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,896
I got a special invitation.

259
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:14,447
And that's Mr. Grimm
to you, Marcus!

260
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,826
You know that's
not my name!

261
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:19,274
Oh, you're still
in so much pain.

262
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:20,585
[GROWLING]

263
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,619
[SQUEAKY VOICE]
Don't worry,

264
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,413
soon you'll be free.

265
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000
[BRITISH VOICE]
And your soul will be with us.

266
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,792
Marcus, huh?

267
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,964
What is that, Germanic?

268
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,379
[SNARLING]

269
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,861
Okay.

270
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,136
There's a lot of stone
cold killers here.

271
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,792
We've got to stick
to the plan.

272
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,274
What do we do about Axel?

273
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,206
I don't know.
Maybe get him a damn shirt.

274
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,620
I don't think
he'll be a problem.

275
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:58,550
We should avoid Sweet Tooth,
because he's fucking bonkers.

276
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:00,136
The motorcycle guy
will keep him busy.

277
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:02,792
- They got a history.
- QUIET: Really?

278
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,309
- What else did you find out?
- Oh, plenty.

279
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:08,757
That's Billy Ray Stillwell,
a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog.

280
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:11,619
Dangerous for sure, but dumber
than a box of assholes.

281
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,102
You really just
got to watch out

282
00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,757
for that spiked metal ball
catapult thing.

283
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:18,757
The human cum sock
is Chuckie Floop.

284
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,930
I heard he's the sickest driver
in the country,

285
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,067
but I know poser
when I see one.

286
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,895
Who I'm real worried about
is Death Warrant,

287
00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,585
bounty hunter
from Dallas.

288
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,309
Heard he takes scalps

289
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,067
and weaves the hair
of his victims

290
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:32,585
into his own mane.

291
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:33,654
That's a lot of hair.

292
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,585
Yeah, he's covering
a bald spot.

293
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,137
He's very sensitive about it.

294
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,102
I think we're going
to tear this shit up.

295
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,619
Fuck yeah.

296
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,792
And if the party gets
a little rowdy,

297
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:44,551
I can always hit that EMP.

298
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,412
Solid recon.

299
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,826
That's really
going to help us.

300
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,412
Help you? Bitch,
I'm here to get my own wish.

301
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,240
Besides, no amount of intel
is going to help

302
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,068
with Roadkill's
janky turn radius.

303
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,895
What's wrong with
our turn radius?

304
00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:58,379
Good luck out there!

305
00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:01,688
Calm down.
She's just fucking with you.

306
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:02,758
JOHN DOE:
I know that.

307
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:10,620
So you think you can spread lies
about me, you little punk?

308
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:13,481
Stu's the one who called you
a loser with a micro penis,

309
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:16,965
- not me.
- I am not a loser!

310
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,896
Whatever.

311
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,862
I'll see you soon enough.

312
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,000
- [GIGGLING]
- Eat shit.

313
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:37,654
- What a douche. May--
- Look, I like you guys and all,

314
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,999
but I'm not interested
in an alliance.

315
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,309
Yeah, no, I get that.

316
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,792
But why are you making
yourself a target?

317
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,136
I'm getting
inside their heads.

318
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,309
It's mind games 101.

319
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,481
Do you understand

320
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,654
how dangerous
this is going to be?

321
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,240
I can handle this, Quiet.

322
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,826
If you go out there,
you're on your own.

323
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,241
We all are.

324
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Wow. Way to be over-dramatic.

325
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,551
I'll keep the finish line
warm for you.

326
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,000
[ENGINE REVVING]

327
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,448
ANNOUNCER:
<i>New challenger approaching!</i>

328
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:21,448
John?

329
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,723
Interesting.

330
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,033
What the hell
are you doing here?

331
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,136
That should be obvious.

332
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,895
But what I can't
figure out

333
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,999
is why you fought so hard
to escape me

334
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,861
only to end up
here anyway.

335
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,896
Do you even see
how annoying that is?

336
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:41,827
Oh.
[CHUCKLES]

337
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:45,861
Okay. So the sex
is that good, huh?

338
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,516
I can respect that.

339
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:50,067
Just know
once we get out there,

340
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,206
I'm going to be the one
doing the fucking.

341
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:53,999
[MOANS]

342
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,930
Hmm, Hot Topic
brought a fancy car.

343
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,793
Do you know how to drive
that thing?

344
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,655
Fuck around
and find out.

345
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:03,655
Toodles.

346
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,481
That's a different
Raven, right?

347
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,102
There's a bunch of them.

348
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:10,481
This one,
She's the boss.

349
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,654
Are they all hot?

350
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,379
Yeah.
It's like "Gremlins."

351
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:15,620
[CHIMES PLAY]

352
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,274
Calypso.

353
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,344
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]

354
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,379
You gotta admire
the showmanship.

355
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,930
We're really gonna
wait for this door

356
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,136
to open all the way?

357
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,379
Just shh.
He's building tension.

358
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,585
[GROANS]

359
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:47,827
Yeah this is
taking forever.

360
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:55,000
[♪]

361
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:17,482
Ladies, gentlemen,

362
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,000
welcome to my contest.

363
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,964
Well, almost.

364
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:26,344
[GIGGLES]

365
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,861
You're not in it quite yet.

366
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:33,102
First, you must survive
a qualifying round.

367
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,586
Yo, dude!

368
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,827
Not really taking
questions yet, but go ahead.

369
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,723
So, what are the rules?

370
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,344
I feel like some of us
are wondering.

371
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,654
I was just about
to get to that, Mr. Floop,

372
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,274
if you'd just waited
one second.

373
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:52,826
It's okay. It's okay.

374
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,516
- [HISSING]
- Never mind.

375
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,930
The rules of the qualifier

376
00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,516
are as simple
as one, two, three.

377
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:02,965
One, grab a package.

378
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:09,240
Two, deliver it
to Tournament city.

379
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,688
Delivering packages?
We got this in the bag.

380
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,033
And three,

381
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,896
don't die.

382
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:20,550
The drivers who successfully
deliver my packages intact

383
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,827
will move on
to the next round.

384
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:27,412
Prepare for battle
in ten, nine...

385
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,861
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

386
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,206
- Stu, go!
- CALYPSO: Eight.

387
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,550
Seven.

388
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,585
- Whoo!
- CALYPSO: Six.

389
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,448
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- CALYPSO: Come on, now.

390
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:40,757
Five.

391
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,241
[ENGINES REVVING]

392
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:43,861
Four.

393
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:45,861
[CLANKING]

394
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:48,379
- Three.
- [GROWLING]

395
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,067
Two.

396
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,412
You were right.

397
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,689
This guy does know
how to put on a show.

398
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,000
One.

399
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,378
Let's rock!

400
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:01,482
[ENGINES REVVING
AND TIRES SQUEALING]

401
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,655
[GUNFIRE]

402
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,758
[ROB ZOMBIE'S
"DRAGULA" PLAYING]

403
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:16,413
[♪]

404
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:24,999
<i>♪ Dead I am the one
Exterminating son ♪</i>

405
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,482
<i>♪ Slipping through the trees
Strangling the breeze ♪</i>

406
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:35,000
[♪]

407
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:40,309
<i>♪ Dead I am the sky
Watching the angels cry ♪</i>

408
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:43,896
<i>♪ While they slowly turn
Conquering the worm ♪</i>

409
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:47,481
<i>♪ Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches ♪</i>

410
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,964
You sure you're not
worried about the kid?

411
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,688
Oh, I'm sure.

412
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,102
She's not going anywhere
without this.

413
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:56,068
- No! No, now now! Come on!
- [ENGINE SPUTTERING]

414
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,758
Shit.

415
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:10,896
<i>♪ Dead I am the pool
Spreading from the fool ♪</i>

416
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:13,585
<i>♪ Weak and want you need
Nowhere as you bleed ♪</i>

417
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,241
Grimm at 12 o'clock.

418
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:18,689
[LAUGHING]

419
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,964
[LAUGHING]

420
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,000
I've been waiting minutes
to do this.

421
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,930
[NOVELTY HORN HONKING]

422
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:30,240
<i>♪ Tender is the fur
Dying as you purr ♪</i>

423
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:33,550
<i>♪ Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches ♪</i>

424
00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:37,274
<i>♪ I slam in the back
Of my Dragula ♪</i>

425
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:38,965
Damn it! Come on!

426
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:43,344
Ah, you're not
getting away that easy.

427
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,551
Oh, peekaboo, I see you!

428
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:50,585
Brenjamin,
protect the God-child.

429
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:52,551
[GUNFIRE]

430
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:57,033
<i>♪ Do it baby
Do it baby ♪</i>

431
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,274
- [BULLET DINGS]
- [BUZZER]

432
00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:59,964
Holy shit!

433
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,516
[LAUGHING]

434
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,550
[GUNFIRE]

435
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,000
STU: Get some!

436
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,068
Get some!

437
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,482
Yeah!

438
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,757
[TIRES SQUEALING]

439
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:18,654
Ha! Nice shot, Harold!
[LAUGHING]

440
00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:21,827
[GUNFIRE]

441
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,931
I'm gonna enjoy this,
Milkman.

442
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:31,550
<i>♪ Devil on your back
I can never die ♪</i>

443
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,895
<i>♪ Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches ♪</i>

444
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:39,136
<i>♪ I slam in the back
Of my Dragula ♪</i>

445
00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:42,378
<i>♪ Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches ♪</i>

446
00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:46,206
<i>♪ I slam in the back
Of my Dragula ♪</i>

447
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,310
Damn it!

448
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:50,654
God, that felt good!

449
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:51,723
You know, your butt
looks really

450
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:52,793
good when you're shooting.

451
00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:57,896
<i>♪ Do it baby
Do it baby ♪</i>

452
00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:03,482
[BUZZER]

453
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:07,620
- [BUZZER]
- [COMPUTER VOICE] <i>Game over.</i>

454
00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:10,517
[BOOMING]

455
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,206
[BOOMING]

456
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,137
I think he's tracking us.

457
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:23,999
- Oh, shit!
- [YELPS]

458
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,585
The little green
light turned yellow.

459
00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:26,654
- What do we do?
- I don't know.

460
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:27,827
Not let it get red.

461
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,654
JOHN DOE: Step on it.

462
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:30,931
Let's hope
it doesn't get carsick.

463
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,136
Spread out!

464
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,792
One of those heckin' bombs
could take us all down.

465
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,000
[ENGINE REVVING]

466
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,275
[GUNFIRE]

467
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,034
Fuck this.

468
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:50,309
Now that's how
I want to go,

469
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,826
earth shattering
explosion.

470
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:54,171
And if I take Grimm with me,
even better.

471
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,827
I actually don't wanna die
in a big explosion.

472
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,274
Maybe we should get to the city
and then kill him there.

473
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,551
No! We kill him now!

474
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,516
Fine.
Let me take the wheel.

475
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,274
You can get a clean shot
at him, partner.

476
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:08,033
- [CHUCKLES]
- Stuby-dooby-doo,

477
00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:10,000
that is a great idea.

478
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,723
[LAUGHING]

479
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,516
I got a grenade
with your name on it.

480
00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:17,826
[GRUNTS]

481
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:20,826
No!
What are you doing?

482
00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,550
Fuck Grimm! We'll get him
in the next round.

483
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,310
- Stu!
- [TIRES SQUEALING]

484
00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:31,068
[LAUGHING]

485
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,688
[TIRES SQUEALING]

486
00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,344
Hey! What the fuck?

487
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,551
Shit!

488
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,724
Gotcha.

489
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:50,413
Whoo!

490
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,688
Fuck!

491
00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,550
[LAUGHING]

492
00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:55,758
[GUNFIRE]

493
00:23:58,413 --> 00:23:59,516
[GRUNTS]

494
00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:00,931
Ow!
My fucking face.

495
00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:05,930
Fuck. The kid!

496
00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:07,344
Shit.

497
00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:12,241
Shit, how could she-- Fuck!

498
00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:17,274
We have to keep our eye
on the prize, right?

499
00:24:17,275 --> 00:24:19,447
- Right?
- Right.

500
00:24:19,448 --> 00:24:20,655
I can't go back for her.

501
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:28,655
[♪]

502
00:24:35,827 --> 00:24:36,931
Turn around.

503
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:39,067
What? John, no!

504
00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:41,000
Move over, goddammit,
we're wasting time! Come on!

505
00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:50,964
[TIRES SQUEALING]

506
00:24:50,965 --> 00:24:53,757
[ENGINE REVVING]

507
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:54,862
[MISSILE WHISTLING]

508
00:24:58,793 --> 00:25:05,896
[♪]

509
00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:33,862
[♪]