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<i>I'm hosting a tournament.</i>

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<i>And I invite
the best drivers to compete.</i>

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[GROANING]

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- John?
- Quiet?

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DOLLFACE: We call ourselves
The Dolls.

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The divide between
insiders and outsiders

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grows by the day.

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I'm entering the tournament.

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I'm gonna wish to bring down
all the city walls.

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It's bad out here, John.
And it's getting worse.

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MAN: <i>This monster's after me.
Who is he?</i>

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My best friend!

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Unfortunately, you missed
every major organ on his body.

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STU: <i>When you're
the last survivor,</i>

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<i>everyone will know
Sweet Tooth is the best.</i>

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Look, I was thinking,
come with me.

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- You're lucky I'm available.
- Ah!

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DOLLFACE: <i>I heard you
and Quiet make quite the team.</i>

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JOHN DOE:
<i>Just like old times.</i>

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John and I are gonna
take a detour.

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[SCREAMING]

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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I'm Mayhem.

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You're looking at
the best driver

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- on the West Coast.
- Prove it.

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You don't have a goddamn clue
what you're doing.

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MAYHEM:
What the hell is that?

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This wasn't on
the final exam!

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DOLLFACE: <i>If you two
are gonna win,</i>

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<i>you're gonna need
some special weapons.</i>

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<i>And the most
overpowered specials</i>

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<i>can only be found
in Diesel City.</i>

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That's cool, but we don't
have any money.

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We're gonna steal them.

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[♪]

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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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You wanna steal a bunch of
weapons out of this place?

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Looks like you're gonna
need a plan to do that.

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Good thing I've got one.

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So here's the deal.

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<i>The cardinal rule
of Diesel City is no violence.</i>

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<i>Dozens of snipers in there
make sure of that.</i>

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<i>You die,
it's from their bullet.</i>

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<i>Diesel City
is for buyers only.</i>

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<i>So whatever
gas you bring</i>

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<i>is swapped out
for an in-house currency.</i>

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And while the bazaar
has got a whole slew

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of fine-ass weaponry,

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<i>the most lethal ordnance
can be found</i>

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<i>deep in the Emperor's
inner sanctum,</i>

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<i>locked away in a vault
and for good reason,</i>

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<i>these are game changers,</i>

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S-tier special weapons,
the nasty shit.

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MAYHEM: <i>They have
an emperor here? Sick.</i>

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DOLLFACE: <i>The biggest hurdle
will be opening up the vault.</i>

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<i>The switch
that controls the door</i>

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<i>is way up there
in the crow's nest.</i>

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So how do we get into
the inner sanctum?

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DOLLFACE: Only the highest
paying customers are allowed.

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And the people
with the most money

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are the representative
from the insider cities.

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I think the official term
is a gaggle of fucknuts.

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You blend in with them,

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get yourself a lanyard,

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boom, you're in.

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I'll take the lead
on this one.

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Really? You?

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Yeah, me.

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I used to live with insiders.

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I know how their brain works.

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Do you even know
what an hors d'oeuvres is?

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And you won't believe
how they spell that shit.

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Listen, how are we
going to blend in?

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I mean, we're filthy.

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I don't even know
whose blood this is.

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Here you go.

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Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit
reporting for duty.

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Okay, so while you two
look for the vault,

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I'll sneak up to the crow's nest
and get the door open.

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You have 30 minutes
to get your asses there.

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20 minutes, yeah.

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What?
30 minutes.

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Yeah, that's what I meant.

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You got to be
in and out, okay?

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Mayhem,
you'll stay back here.

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Shit goes sideways,
we might need a getaway driver.

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Oh, hell yeah!

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I'll totally drive us
the fuck out of here.

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She ready for this?

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Yes.

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Keys, bitch!

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- [KEYS JINGLE]
- Thank you.

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Okay.

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You two ready to debut
the new spring collection?

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MAYHEM: Wow.

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You look like
a loose turd.

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Goddamn.

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We good?

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Yeah, we're good.

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DOLLFACE:
All right, let's go.

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Bye.
Don't die in there.

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Offerings for the Emperor?

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[SNIFFS]

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20 pieces each.

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Welcome to Diesel City,
where commerce is created

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and conflict
is not tolerated.

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Happy shopping.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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Remember, vault door,
30 minutes.

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JOHN DOE:
That's a bold choice.

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QUIET: Knights of Nebraska.

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I heard
they took over Topeka

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and then killed
what was left of the law.

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Guess they can wear whatever
funny fucking hats they want.

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So this is Diesel City.

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Ho-ly shit.

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- Eight for all of these?
- MERCHANT: Mmm-hmm.

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And if you're interested, I'm
running a sale on .40 caliber.

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SWEET TOOTH: Hey, they got
grenades. Can we have some?

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We have grenades
in the truck.

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No, but these ones have
little metal pieces in them.

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I'll never ask
for anything again.

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Not this time.
Thank you.

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I know you're excited,

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but you need to calm down
a little bit, okay?

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Remember, this is about
us winning the tournament,

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not about you buying
whatever you want.

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I do want
to win the tournament.

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Exactly. And these
bullets I got us,

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they're armor piercing.

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- Pretty sweet, huh?
- Yeah, I guess.

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Trust me, you're going
to have plenty of toys

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to play with. Okay?

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See, that's why I like
working with you, Stu.

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You do the premeditating.
I do the murder.

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Speaking of, I know killing is
a big no-no around here,

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but I'm pretty sure
I can get away with it.

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I mean, it can't
be that hard.

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MERCHANT:
Stop, thief!

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- [GUNSHOT]
- [GRUNTS]

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Oh, shit.

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SWEET TOOTH: Oh!
[LAUGHING]

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Woo! Way to go!

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You really misted
that guy.

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Oh, man, whew!

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See, that's why
you gotta behave.

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They're always watching.

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Where there's
a willing clown,

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there's a way to murder.
Know what I'm saying?

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Look, why don't you
go pick out

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something special
for the tournament?

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Here you go.

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Get whatever you want,
so long as it's useful.

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Okay? Have fun.

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And no murder.

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Sure thing, Stu.

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[LAUGHING]

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[♪]

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[BUZZER]

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Okay. We need to get some
lanyards without a fight.

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Any ideas?

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No.

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Oh, way to take the lead.

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Here comes some insiders.
Okay.

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Guess I'm gonna have to
pull out the big guns.

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Hello, boys.

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Oh, you can't be serious.

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Look, you're--
you're a cute chick, Quiet,

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but you look like you're trying
to push out a fart right now,

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[LAUGHING]

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What are you
doing here anyways?

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You're supposed
to be in the car.

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Well, I'm helping
your awkward asses.

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- That's what I'm doing.
- QUIET: Oh, shit.

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JOHN DOE: Oh,
where'd you get those?

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Well, I asked nicely,
and they just gave them to me.

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- What do you think?
- QUIET: Not bad.

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Good pull, May.

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No. No way. This guy
doesn't even look like me.

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- He wears glasses.
- Oh. Got you covered, chief.

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[SIGHS]

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This isn't gonna work.

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Huh, how is everything
so crisp and clear?

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What are you talking about?

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You know how the world
is usually blurry?

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With these, it--

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Well, you got
to try these.

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Like, have your eyes
always been that color?

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Well, I've done my job.

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Hey, your job is
getaway driver.

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You're going back
to the car, right?

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Oh, yeah. Definitely.

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Glasses.

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They're working.

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Welcome back,
Mr. Davis.

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Yeah, of course.

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Ms. Tomaso.

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And good tidings
to you

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from the fine people
of Spokane.

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Sure, whatever

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Spokane go bragh.

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Okay.

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[BUZZER]

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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JOHN DOE: We can tell Mayhem
we found Fucknut Island.

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- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Oh, look, drinks.

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00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:07,033
Oh, hey, this flavor
is intoxicating.

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00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,895
- Oh, damn, that is sweet.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Usually that means
it's full of booze.

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[GASPING]
Oh, yeah, it is.

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There's His Highness.

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Yeah, so someone actually,
like, killed my lube guy.

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It's crazy. Like, who'd kill
an essential worker?

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I bet the vault's
behind there.

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So rude.

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Okay, let's just lay low

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- and make our way over.
- All right.

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- Just, you know, blend in.
- Okay.

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[♪]

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Looking like we got
a couple bogeys.

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And now we have got to go,
right now.

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Go, go, go, go, go.
Abort.

223
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Well, well, well.

224
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Where the fuck do you think
you're going?

225
00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:14,413
So, what exactly
are you two up to?

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Top of the morning
to you, sir.

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- I'm Deb from Spokane.
- I can see your badge.

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Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick,
but you can call me, uh,

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Big Rick from Kirkland.

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Yummy.

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You know, I've never heard
a Spokane accent before.

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It's fucking hideous!

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I love it.
[LAUGHING]

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Stupid accent.

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So what I want
to know is,

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what are you guys
doing here together?

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Kirkland and Spokane
haven't had diplomatic relations

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since the manure conflict.

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Trying to turn my little
weapons market soiree

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into a peace summit,
are we?

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Oi, that we are, sir.

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- Guilty.
[LAUGHING]

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Oh, really?

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00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,896
Okay.
[CHUCKLES]

245
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:08,481
How is Kirkland
since the whole sabotage?

246
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:10,792
Uh, we're maintaining.

247
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Poisoning their drinking water
with laxatives was genius.

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00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,792
Break their sewers,
fill their hospitals,

249
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make them feel dirty
for once.

250
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,619
Girl, Spokane don't play!
[LAUGHING]

251
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,103
No, no, no!

252
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,481
Aye, we almost killed
those bastards

253
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,896
- and their wings.
- [LAUGHING]

254
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,136
Hmm. Is that even you?

255
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,655
[SPUTTERS AND CHUCKLES]

256
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,172
JOHN DOE: Uh...

257
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,758
Looks like someone benefited
from those laxatives.

258
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,792
- Right?
- [ALL LAUGHING]

259
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,585
Diarrhea looks
great on you.

260
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,930
[GRUNTS]

261
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,274
He's still, uh,
full of shite, though.

262
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,792
[LAUGHING]

263
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:55,102
Deb. I love Deb.

264
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,309
You know,
it's so funny.

265
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,274
I can't understand
a fucking word you're saying,

266
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,412
but this whole
lovers from different towns,

267
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:05,481
Romeo and Juliet bullshit
gets me rock fucking hard.

268
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,964
[LAUGHING]
Now, if you'll excuse me,

269
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,896
I've got to go prepare
for the main event.

270
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,758
Enjoy the auction.

271
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,000
Stay hydrated.

272
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:23,964
That was
too fucking close.

273
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,241
- [GLASSES CLINK]
- [SIGHS]

274
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,171
Mmm!

275
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,343
Ooh, banana-berry.

276
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,000
- That's fucking yum, dude.
- Amazing.

277
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:31,689
Mmm!

278
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,827
15 coins for one missile?

279
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,516
That's highway robbery.

280
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,654
I can give you, uh, 12.

281
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,516
12? 12 is an insult.

282
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,172
Stu! Stuart!

283
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:43,758
Ta-da!

284
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,067
Hey, I need some
of those coins back.

285
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,206
Sorry, fresh out.

286
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,137
This thing
is gorgeous, right?

287
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,205
It's real velvet.
Touch it.

288
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,136
You spent
all of our money,

289
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:57,033
the money we need for actual
weapons, on a stupid cape?

290
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,275
Watch this.

291
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,724
- Hey, what are you--
- [BONES CRACK]

292
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,619
Shit!

293
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,964
I killed two other yo-yos
like that the same way.

294
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:09,067
- No one even noticed.
- Unbelievable.

295
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,274
Even when
we have a plan,

296
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:11,723
you still just do
whatever you want to do.

297
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,481
I don't think
you understand.

298
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,654
I am investing
in history,

299
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:19,482
because this cape
belonged to Count Dracula!

300
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,275
No way that's true.

301
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,654
The vendor I bought this from
was a learned man,

302
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,102
not a chance
he would lie to me.

303
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,930
Regardless if it was
owned by a Dracula,

304
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,033
the point is, I asked you
one thing, one simple thing--

305
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,550
BURLY GUARD:
You need to come with us, sir.

306
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,723
What? Why?

307
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,240
Sweet Tooth,
a little help.

308
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:35,585
Sweet Tooth!

309
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,068
Catch you later, Stu!

310
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:41,137
Count Sweet Tooth
is on the hunt.

311
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,655
Is he still looking at us?

312
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,413
JOHN DOE: Yeah.

313
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,964
Look, there's only
15 minutes left.

314
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,068
Let's just scope out
what we want out of the vault.

315
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,274
Like this,
Ghost Missiles.

316
00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,723
I wonder if they can
go through walls.

317
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,792
Every missile
goes through walls.

318
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,379
Hmm.
How about this?

319
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,136
Boomerang Blast.

320
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,826
Don't tell me
they come back to you.

321
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,688
Oh, that would be
so useless.

322
00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:12,792
Don't be so quick to discount
the Boomerang Blast.

323
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,343
It's more difficult
to master, yes,

324
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,964
but it is one of our
more lethal options.

325
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:19,136
It feels like
ease of use

326
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,516
would be sorta
key there.

327
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,378
A lady who knows
what she wants.

328
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,688
If you prefer something
a bit simpler,

329
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,620
may I suggest
the Napalm Cones?

330
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,826
These rockets
deploy liquid napalm.

331
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,895
They can melt an outsider's skin
in seven seconds flat.

332
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,343
I'm assuming this is for
perimeter defense, yes?

333
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,481
Oi, of course.

334
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:39,481
AUCTION HOST:
New San Francisco

335
00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:40,999
just implemented
this system

336
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,309
and is very pleased
with the results.

337
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,136
They cleared out
an entire encampment

338
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,724
of pedestrians near their gates
lickety split.

339
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:51,999
The smell will go away
eventually.

340
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,481
That's fucked up, man.

341
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,343
[LAUGHING]
It is, isn't it?

342
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,000
Oh, thank you
so much, sir.

343
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,793
Keep it together.

344
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,930
The people outside the walls
are just trying to hang on.

345
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,861
This guy's talking about them
like they're roaches.

346
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,413
Every city has weapons
like this now.

347
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:08,412
Every one.

348
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,205
Keeping people out
isn't enough anymore.

349
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,171
They want them gone.

350
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:14,171
I know people
on the inside, guards, even.

351
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:16,378
And they don't say anything
about stuff like this.

352
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,379
Yeah. You think
they would tell you?

353
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,896
Fuck them
and fuck this.

354
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:26,688
We're taking them
all down.

355
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,862
The system,
the walls, all of it.

356
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,448
[GLASS CLINKING]

357
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,205
Okay, chin chin.

358
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,792
Everybody
wrap up your biz,

359
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,723
and we will announce
the winners

360
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,068
after playtime.

361
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,067
- Everybody follow me!
- [CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

362
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,723
Come on, you little rats.

363
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,343
Come to your Pied Piper.
[LAUGHING]

364
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,448
Playtime?

365
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,517
DOLLFACE: Hey, studs.

366
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,689
[GRUNTING]

367
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,102
SWEET TOOTH:
Mind if I cape in?

368
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,965
[GRUNTING]

369
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,689
[PANTING]

370
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:25,930
DOLLFACE: Uh, thanks.

371
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:28,481
Well, thank you.
Never killed with a lady before,

372
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,309
masked or otherwise.
I'm--

373
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,724
Sweet Tooth.
I know.

374
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:35,033
Ah, finally
someone gets it.

375
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,274
It would be my honor
to kill alongside you.

376
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,310
DOLLFACE: Whatever.

377
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,551
Oh, I like her.

378
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:51,482
[MUTED DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING]

379
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,310
I'll take your coats.

380
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,758
Thank you,
my good man.

381
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,171
Wear these.

382
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,482
One vulture,
one holy man.

383
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,827
Are you leaving
your bottoms on?

384
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,205
BOTH: Yeah.

385
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,517
Suit yourselves, weirdos.

386
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,931
- [LOUD MUSIC]
- [PEOPLE MOANING]

387
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:29,688
FEMALE PARTYGOER:
You like that, honey?

388
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,067
MALE PARTYGOER:
Uh-huh.

389
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,619
MALE ADMIRER:
Give me the package, milkman.

390
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,378
[LAUGHTER]

391
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:38,481
You love being
on the outside, don't you?

392
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,171
Dirty little outsiders.

393
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:44,723
Yes, play your roles,
you holy men, you butchers.

394
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:46,550
Revel in your lawlessness,

395
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,585
you nasty little vultures.

396
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:53,171
And remember, no pleasure
is forbidden on the outside.

397
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,551
Hello, Mr. Holy Man.

398
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:58,137
I'm a ripe little
trash boy.

399
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,481
Rip me open.

400
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,757
I understand role playing,
man, but I'll pass.

401
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,274
You look awful thirsty.

402
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:07,619
How about a cup of
freshly squeezed ass?

403
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,102
I've had my share of
trash ass for today. Thanks.

404
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,724
Shoulders,
Pantalaimon.

405
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,585
- This way.
- [YELPS]

406
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,274
Our vulture nest
was raided last week.

407
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,447
- Excuse me?
- And it's all your fault.

408
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,447
Now you have to pay
the price in skin.

409
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,688
Oh! Um, no, no,
no thank you.

410
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,274
Oh, look,
a holy man!

411
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,931
Oh, my skin is his
prisoner now. Sorry.

412
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,412
- She was kind of hot, right?
- Yes, absolutely.

413
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,585
Just trying a little
too hard, you know?

414
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,137
- [MOANING]
- FEMALE PARTYGOER: Harder!

415
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,240
His Majesty
is looking at us.

416
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,033
Just, you know,
play along.

417
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,586
- [GRUNTING]
- Sell it.

418
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,378
Oh, yeah,
I'm an outsider.

419
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:49,516
I deserve to be on all fours
like a bad, bad doggy.

420
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:50,964
- [BARKS]
- Yeah.

421
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,102
I'm a dirty
doggy boy, too.

422
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:58,689
[GRUNTING AND PANTING]

423
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,517
[WHISPERS]
Missionary.

424
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,206
[♪]

425
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,586
FEMALE PARTYGOER:
Oh, don't stop, don't stop!

426
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:18,206
[MOANING AND PANTING]

427
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,723
This is really bad
on the knees.

428
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,343
QUIET: Yeah, that's
what I've been saying.

429
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,481
[HORNS BLOWING]

430
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,205
And now a treat.

431
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:35,102
I looked around
Diesel City today

432
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,999
for the crudest,
sweatiest,

433
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,343
most deliciously desperate
outsider I could find.

434
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:43,792
And then I brought him back here
so we could punish him

435
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,343
- with pleasure.
- [CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

436
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:50,136
Ladies and gentlemen,
behold your King of Dirt.

437
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:54,309
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

438
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,930
Have you guys
tested out this machine?

439
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,379
They're distracted.
Let's move!

440
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,136
John!

441
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,172
It's me, Stu.

442
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,343
It calls itself Stu.

443
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:14,171
- [PARTYGOERS MOANING]
- Stu. Stu. Stu.

444
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,793
Oh, this is a sex thing?

445
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,136
Did I win a contest
or something?

446
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,481
Stu. Stu.

447
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:27,724
Stu, Stu, Stu.

448
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,172
[♪]

449
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:38,034
QUIET: Just a few lasers
between us and the weapons.

450
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,344
JOHN DOE:
Not just lasers. Shit.

451
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,413
We're cutting it close.

452
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:45,103
Allow me.

453
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,620
- [GRUNTS]
- Oh, shit.

454
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:55,931
[GRUNTING]

455
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,206
[CHOKING]

456
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,310
[SQUELCHING AND GURGLING]

457
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,137
Oh. Fuck yeah. Coming.

458
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,343
SWEET TOOTH: Hey, hey,
you ever had a footlong?

459
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,619
I mean, it's not just
more dog.

460
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:25,137
See, the ratio
of bun to dog

461
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:28,447
varies the flavor
in a very specific way.

462
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,551
DOLLFACE: Fascinating.

463
00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:31,275
SWEET TOOTH:
Yeah, I think so, too.

464
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,930
[DOLLFACE SIGHS]
And you're coming in, I guess.

465
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:39,067
SWEET TOOTH: Um, so-so are you
normally a solo assassin,

466
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,930
or is this, like,
a special occasion?

467
00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:42,481
DOLLFACE:
I do what it takes.

468
00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,309
Oh, cool.
Real go-getter, cool.

469
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,585
Just like myself.

470
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,585
Have you ever maybe
considered teaming up?

471
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,274
I mean, obviously
I'm spoken for,

472
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,102
but I don't know,
I might be convinced

473
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,550
to maybe
take on a third.

474
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,896
HVAC, water-- Wait.

475
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,724
EMP?

476
00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:03,688
They've got an electromagnetic
pulse generator?

477
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,792
DOLLFACE: Killing electricity on
demand could be a game changer.

478
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,517
Especially at a tournament.

479
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,343
- I call dibs.
- Finders keepers.

480
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:13,344
Losers weepers.
[GRUNTS]

481
00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,275
JOHN DOE: Shit, they got
a lot of lasers.

482
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,172
This one's on me.

483
00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:31,206
[♪]

484
00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:48,000
[GRUNTING]

485
00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:57,482
[♪]

486
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,654
["WHAT IS LOVE"
BY HADDAWAY PLAYING]

487
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:08,999
<i>♪ What is love</i>

488
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,033
<i>♪ Baby don't hurt me</i>

489
00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:11,378
[GRUNTING]

490
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:14,379
<i>♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪</i>

491
00:23:16,724 --> 00:23:18,862
<i>♪ Baby don't hurt me</i>

492
00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,102
<i>♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪</i>

493
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:25,482
[GRUNTING]

494
00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:31,723
<i>♪ What is love</i>

495
00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:33,586
[BEEPING]

496
00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:39,378
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

497
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:42,482
[GRUNTING]

498
00:23:45,034 --> 00:23:46,241
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

499
00:23:47,413 --> 00:23:49,344
Hey, get your thumb
outta there!

500
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,931
[BUZZER]

501
00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:55,103
<i>♪ I give you my love
And you don't care ♪</i>

502
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,034
<i>♪ What is right</i>

503
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,412
<i>♪ What is wrong</i>

504
00:23:59,413 --> 00:24:01,068
<i>♪ Give me a sign</i>

505
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,826
<i>♪ What is love</i>

506
00:24:02,827 --> 00:24:04,309
[SQUEALING]

507
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,688
[ELECTRICAL HUMMING]

508
00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:07,826
<i>♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪</i>

509
00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:09,171
What about the weapons?

510
00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:10,654
Dollface said
we have to be in and out.

511
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:11,826
I'll be done
in two and a half.

512
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,792
[MOANING]

513
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:16,481
<i>♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪</i>

514
00:24:16,482 --> 00:24:18,792
[SPARKING AND WHOOSHING]

515
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:21,481
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa</i>

516
00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:23,343
<i>♪ Oh-whoa, whoa</i>

517
00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:25,481
[DOOR BANGING]

518
00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:28,171
[THUDDING AND BUZZING]

519
00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:29,481
[GRUNTS]

520
00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:31,447
<i>♪ Oh-whoa, whoa ♪</i>

521
00:24:31,448 --> 00:24:32,826
<i>♪ Uh-huh</i>

522
00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:37,000
[♪]

523
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,206
Wait! Where are
your glasses?

524
00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:46,792
- Is that better?
- Oh, my God!

525
00:24:46,793 --> 00:24:49,000
[♪]

526
00:24:49,758 --> 00:24:53,481
<i>♪ I don't know
What can I do ♪</i>

527
00:24:53,482 --> 00:24:57,309
<i>♪ What else can I say
It's up to you ♪</i>

528
00:24:57,310 --> 00:25:01,378
<i>♪ I know we're one
Just me and you ♪</i>

529
00:25:01,379 --> 00:25:03,654
<i>♪ I can't go on</i>

530
00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,033
<i>♪ What is love</i>

531
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:08,240
[PANTING]
Damn.

532
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,757
How the hell do you get
out of this place?

533
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,412
<i>♪ No more ♪</i>

534
00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:12,999
<i>♪ What is love ♪</i>

535
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,550
<i>♪ Baby don't hurt me</i>

536
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,516
<i>♪ Don't hurt me
No more ♪</i>

537
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,861
[PANTING]

538
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:21,033
No more sex.
I'm depleted.

539
00:25:21,034 --> 00:25:23,343
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa</i>

540
00:25:23,344 --> 00:25:24,413
Holy shit.

541
00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:26,965
Holy shit!
Jackpot!

542
00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:31,378
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa</i>

543
00:25:31,379 --> 00:25:34,412
<i>♪ Oh-whoa, whoa, uh-huh</i>

544
00:25:34,413 --> 00:25:35,688
<i>♪ What is love ♪</i>

545
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:39,103
[GRUNTING]
And stay down!

546
00:25:41,068 --> 00:25:42,931
[GRUNTING]

547
00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:48,620
Who wears
a fucking cape?

548
00:25:49,689 --> 00:25:51,000
Damn, kid.

549
00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:53,793
SWEET TOOTH: Curse this
high quality velvet!

550
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:55,413
[YELPS]

551
00:25:55,827 --> 00:25:57,585
[ALARM BLARING]

552
00:25:57,586 --> 00:25:59,758
- [SWEET TOOTH GROANS]
- Mayhem, heads up!

553
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,137
Run, you little psycho!

554
00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:08,862
[GRUNTING]

555
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,654
Masked lady!

556
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:15,757
MALE PARTYGOER:
Hey! What's happening?

557
00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:18,274
- MAN: Is that an alarm?
- Halt!

558
00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,103
What have you
got there, Stu?

559
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:22,930
You dare steal from me

560
00:26:22,931 --> 00:26:25,964
after I gave you
the gift of flesh?

561
00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:27,103
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Kill him.

562
00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,482
You didn't fuck me.

563
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,447
I fucked you.

564
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:36,412
- [GUNFIRE]
- [SCREAMING]

565
00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:38,448
[PANTING]

566
00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:41,136
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

567
00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:42,171
- The alarm!
- Uh-huh.

568
00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,655
Oh, my God,
we gotta go.

569
00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:45,930
Did you finish?

570
00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,551
We really got to go.

571
00:26:47,931 --> 00:26:49,930
JOHN DOE: Where are
all the weapons?

572
00:26:49,931 --> 00:26:51,275
Where are our clothes?

573
00:26:54,965 --> 00:26:57,413
BOTH: Fuck!

574
00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:03,620
This is what I get
for trying to collaborate.

575
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,896
Get out of my way.
[GRUNTS]

576
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,448
CITIZEN 1:
Someone got attacked.

577
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,309
GUARD: Snipers down!

578
00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:12,481
RIOTER 1:
Grab everything!

579
00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:15,206
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING
AND FIGHTING]

580
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,206
[GROWLING]

581
00:27:28,068 --> 00:27:29,689
This is my kind
of party!

582
00:27:32,379 --> 00:27:34,378
- Sorry!
- Excuse me, sorry.

583
00:27:34,379 --> 00:27:37,654
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING]

584
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,689
[WHIMPERING]

585
00:27:42,551 --> 00:27:44,448
Come on!
It's fucking cold in here.

586
00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:49,172
[GRUNTING]

587
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:52,586
[GUNFIRE]

588
00:27:58,206 --> 00:28:00,274
- SWEET TOOTH: You!
- DOLLFACE: Oh, hell yeah.

589
00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:01,586
Giddyup, bitch.

590
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:05,034
Oh, where the fuck
is Mayhem?

591
00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:10,723
[ENGINE REVVING]

592
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:11,895
Where the hell
have you been?

593
00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:13,067
That doesn't
really seem like

594
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,102
the most important question
to be asking right now.

595
00:28:15,103 --> 00:28:16,586
Looking good, guys.

596
00:28:17,068 --> 00:28:18,793
May,
you take Shrapnel.

597
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,793
I've got my own pony.

598
00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,102
Yee-haw, Kit-Kat!

599
00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,964
[ENGINE REVVING]

600
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,619
Hey!
Who's that bloody guy?

601
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,757
Drew.

602
00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:30,310
Drew? Drew!

603
00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:36,481
Hey, Stu, you look
kinda different.

604
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,586
I killed them.
I killed them all.

605
00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,033
You mean,
like dead-dead?

606
00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:42,930
Yeah.
It was awesome.

607
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,619
I knew
you could do it, Stu.

608
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:47,792
Gosh, I'm proud of you.
Can't believe I missed it.

609
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,620
It's okay. I got you
a consolation prize.

610
00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:54,240
Okay, okay.
Calm down, Stu.

611
00:28:54,241 --> 00:28:55,240
Yeah. Yeah.

612
00:28:55,241 --> 00:28:57,448
Napalm cones?
My favorite!

613
00:28:58,344 --> 00:29:00,965
Stu, remember this day,

614
00:29:01,517 --> 00:29:04,585
for on this day
you had your first massacre.

615
00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:06,137
You became a man,

616
00:29:06,655 --> 00:29:09,172
and this was
your gore mitzvah.

617
00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:11,827
Tell me everything.

618
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,241
I also had a lot of sex.

619
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,033
Gross. I don't want
to hear about any of that.

620
00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:18,481
Decorum!

621
00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:20,792
How did you get
an EMP?

622
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,447
All we got was
armor piercing bullets

623
00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:24,171
and missiles
that come back to you.

624
00:29:24,172 --> 00:29:26,379
I mean,
that's not all you got.

625
00:29:27,344 --> 00:29:29,136
Ugh, you're nasty.

626
00:29:29,137 --> 00:29:31,034
What can I say?
We make a good team.

627
00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:33,620
That we do.

628
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,861
I hope it's enough
to win the tournament.

629
00:29:35,862 --> 00:29:36,965
I'm not sure it is.

630
00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,309
Ever since I met you guys,
I've seen a car man,

631
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:42,309
A weird grim reaper
biker dude,

632
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:43,999
and a killer clown.

633
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,827
You're going to need someone
to watch your back,

634
00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:48,586
which is why
I'm entering, too.

635
00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:50,999
What about the Dolls?

636
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,241
The Dolls
have their orders.

637
00:29:52,517 --> 00:29:54,344
Think about it.
Roadkill is fast.

638
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,481
You take the lead.
I set up the EMP.

639
00:29:57,482 --> 00:29:59,999
Boom!
No more competition.

640
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,724
We race to the finish
and make our wish.

641
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:05,688
And it ends
before it even starts.

642
00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:08,517
MAYHEM: And in Shrapnel
I'll be fucking unstoppable.

643
00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:12,516
Also, do we have
any T.P.?

644
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:14,999
- Yeah, got some in the car.
- MAYHEM: Thank you!

645
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,172
Uh-huh.
Hold tight.

646
00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:23,516
Tell me again
about the cabin.

647
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:26,378
[SCOFFS] You know
I've never been there, right?

648
00:30:26,379 --> 00:30:28,413
I know. Just...

649
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:31,379
You know, tell me anyway.
Make it up.

650
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:35,413
[SIGHS]

651
00:30:36,827 --> 00:30:38,965
- The air is sweet.
- Hmm.

652
00:30:39,586 --> 00:30:43,275
At night all you can hear
are the owls and...

653
00:30:45,172 --> 00:30:47,068
stars as far
as the eye can see.

654
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,034
- QUIET: Kind of like now.
- JOHN DOE: Yeah.

655
00:30:52,655 --> 00:30:55,103
[♪]

656
00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,310
Tournament starts
tomorrow.

657
00:31:05,896 --> 00:31:07,000
You think we'll win?

658
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,689
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]