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Alone.

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Saint chafuitrada.

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Woof.

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We start firmly on the full moon.

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Milky, almost yellow.

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We descend by crane and discover an idyllic street in the suburbs.

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We sail past a series of white fences until we settle on the sewers

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grid. Pow.

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Open flies.

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Something big and scaly slips away quickly.

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Hungry, definitely not human.

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As the score pulses,

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We are on the beast's back as it slides menacingly towards the little one

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blue house.

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Wait, I'm sorry.

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Are you talking about our wedding video? That.

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Although I don't really consider them videos.

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They are more like short films.

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Yes, because I'm not sure this is what we had in mind.

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Okay, I know it's a little different than usual, but we really like it

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you did for Karen and Barb.

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Oh. When they walk by the river and jump and hide that jump was just dope

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and i love that song they used.

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I don't want to wait for the last one to finish, I want to know how

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is she feeling Guys, here's the thing.

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I really like you guys and you said you're a horror fan, I'm like.

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I love horror so much and I thought this could be special.

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You know what I mean? This is a movie you will watch until the end

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their lives.

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But this isn't a movie, dog.

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This is a video from the wedding.

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And we want one where they jump a little.

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That. Can you do it for us or not?

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And do you mind if I warm up? is it ok Oh, yes.

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I've seen much crazier.

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Good, good.

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Does it sound better if I say my line, his vision is blurry, which it couldn't be

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to propose. Or his vision is blurred, that might suggest.

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Or I could.

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You know what? I can even do it as an accent I can think of.

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Only. I think you should do it the way you auditioned, honey.

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That. Yes, it's been a while since I booked anything and I just wanted to go.

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Well, yes, I'm alone.

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It's hard there.

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Sorry. Ph.D.

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Number three, we're ready for you.

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All right. Knock him down.

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Ok, thanks.

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Thank you, Donna.

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Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything, anything from Lowe's, I will

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I'll give you a discount for my employees, no questions asked.

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All right.

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Nice. Another 10 cubic meters of tramadol.

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Do you have any idea what I'm looking at here? He said his vision was blurry, so you

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I know, that could indicate neuritis.

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That's already ruled out.

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Cut. Hey, buddy.

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I'm not sure what the accent is.

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Just do it.

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Normal ok, let's go again right away.

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He said his vision was blurry, which might suggest.

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Say the verse faster.

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All right. Faster this time.

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He. He said his vision was blurry, which might suggest.

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Cut. Jesus.

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I think we need to fire this guy.

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Can we get someone else in here?

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I want to know, have you ever seen rain? Grandpa's dog.

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I just ran into your mom at the supermarket.

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She said you have scheduled a big gig today.

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I'm proud of you, mate.

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Everyone in Buffalo misses you.

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i love you

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Come visit, man.

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Oh, Jesus, Jerry.

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What is it about? Is there some kind of sewer monster? sir? Oh,

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boyfriend. Doug, look, I realize this is not what you dreamed of when you were

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a child, but dreams that now pass.

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I'll be retiring soon and, Doug, it's just a matter of time before anything else

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this is yours.

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Really? That.

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Look around.

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Accept everything and imagine if you are doing it right.

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We have a pretty sweet setup.

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This is B and maybe even B plus life we're talking about.

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Are you sure you don't want to do anything for your birthday? You used to be

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make me celebrate your half birthday.

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Let's go for a beer.

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Something. Maybe we'll just look at that new document on hiking

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a lady falling to her own death.

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Yes, good.

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We can do something about the freediver in the Maldives who drowns.

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Jesus Christ, Doug.

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I don't know.

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Let's get a tire and start early.

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Oh, my God, Bailey, no.

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Oh, yes.

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That. You love a good birthday.

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Dad is in your face.

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Did you know about this? I have no idea, mate.

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Take my coat, please.

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Thank you.

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Hey. How are you? Jesus.

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I'm kidding. My back.

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I'm sorry.

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No, it's not a real lotion.

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A real basket.

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He puts the lotion in the basket.

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eBay. That's sick.

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Yeah, no, that's actually sick.

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Oh. Happy birthday, Dougie.

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Thanks for the trick, Claire.

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You know I love Buffalo this time of year.

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Slush, hypothermia.

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what's up No trend.

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There is never a trend anymore.

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In fact, he started beating up his dental hygienist.

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Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby.

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Is it about me? It's about.

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You.

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Are. Oh, my God.

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Oh, it's been too long.

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I'm glad to see you.

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It's been too long.

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Happy birthday.

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Thank you for coming.

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You think I'll miss this? Never.

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We have a lot of catching up to do.

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Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision.

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It was a vision that wasn't particularly original or even good, but it was

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theirs. And so they turned that vision into reality.

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And without further ado, I present to you a completely unrestored print

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13-year-old Doug McAllister's masterpiece, Quatch.

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what? I thought we lost all copies of it.

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Not. I found it in my mom's garage.

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It's stuck in the player.

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Are we sure this is okay for kids to watch? My dick hurts.

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Mrs. Brown made us play all the swear words so we could show it at school

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assembly. Which didn't make much sense because we were very clear about that

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because. And rated R.

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Happy birthday, buddy.

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This is not happening.

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Oh, it happens.

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Let's go.

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Oh, I'll kill you.

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I haven't changed a bit.

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Holy. He's on the trail.

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Watch out for Quatcha before you hit me.

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I need a.

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There is a morsel left.

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Are you all fools? We watched a lot of Scorsese.

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We didn't really hear about that, did we? I have to tell you something.

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what is that To love you.

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I have always loved you and I will always love you.

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I love you too.

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Now kiss me, woman.

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So much charisma.

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I'm ready.

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You had it.

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I still can't believe I let that talk me into talking.

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But it was your idea.

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He's coming for us.

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We are trapped.

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What the hell are we going to do? Oh my god.

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We will all die.

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This is where it gets real.

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Not on my watch, sir.

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It's probably the best birthday present I've ever received.

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I didn't even know it existed.

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Well, I give it to you.

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Plus TV because you can't take it out.

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Oh, it was right after.

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Right after, you know.

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That. And then Anaconda came out.

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Do you remember? We've seen it 30 times.

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Put it next to the classics.

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Totally. And that cast? Come on.

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JLo, Ice Cube, Owen Wells, Stolz.

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I mean, it's a killer.

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Besides, that snake was a metaphor for our lives at that moment.

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It's as if life comes at you and chases you and pushes you away

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parent. Like your parents' health insurance and more.

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I don't know.

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That's it. No, it's true.

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It was like that.

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That's right.

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How about that John Boyd accent? I am a.

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It was a choice.

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They have you.

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Wrap it around you too until you get the privilege of hearing your bones

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break before the power of the embrace causes your names to explode.

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I have the rights to Anaconda.

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what? I have the rights to Anaconda? Yes.

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Apparently the movie is based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy.

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And my agent introduced me to his widow.

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Amazing, she.

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She was such a fan of the four episodes I did on swat.

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who is he And she gave me the rights.

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So what are you going to do with them? Well, not me.

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Us. We're going to kick things off indie style again.

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Three weeks of running and gunning in the Amazon.

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A skeleton crew.

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Claire, you and I can act.

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Kenny, you shoot.

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Doug, you direct.

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Ha? Come on, what do you say? I mean, it's a wonderful idea in theory.

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I'm in favor.

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I could.

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I can get time off work.

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Yes, you can.

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Kenny. Sweet Kenny.

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what are you talking about? You are in favor.

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He didn't.

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No, it's not in there.

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He says something and you're already in.

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You go to Amazon.

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He's not in there.

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What do you say, Claire? I.

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Just me.

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I don't know if I'm in the right headspace right now.

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you are.

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Of course you are not in the right place.

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It's the best headroom.

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Are you kidding me? Come on.

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It's as if he's praying, he loves too.

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Come on.

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You know what? I'm in favor.

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what? That.

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Really? Sweet.

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I mean, my life is complete.

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Anyway, so.

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God, I'm so happy to hear that.

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I mean, not that it is your life, but that you are in it.

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Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, we're probably going to need you to fund this

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the whole thing.

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what? Doug.

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Grif, I'm sorry.

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I have responsibilities.

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I have Melee, Charlie, my job.

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I know.

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Video recording of the wedding.

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Movies. right? It's a good life.

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You know, it's B, B plus life.

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B, B plus life.

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It's a good life.

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Do you remember when we were kids and we stayed up until four o'clock?

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in the morning you hang out in your mom's basement watching horror movies, Terrible

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the crap out of you.

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Texas chainsaw like, repeat.

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Now we have the chance to make it ourselves.

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Man, we've been dreaming about this since we were little kids.

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I hear you, but we're not kids anymore, Grif.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, okay.

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Just me.

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I understand.

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Yes, I get it.

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I'm still watching Quatch.

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Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies? OK, but I'm taking a break,

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so don't touch.

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I'll need ice cold milk with that.

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You got it.

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what are you doing what? Just go make a movie.

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Melee. Come on.

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Every time you look at this thing you light up like I've never seen you light up

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worse for a long time.

267
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So what? Should I be chasing some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? Garbage

268
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a lot of money and time, and for what? In the end, what will it change?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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We hope you'll come celebrate as we become Hansen.

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Holy.

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I don't want to live for hours to finish Ah, what am I singing?

273
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I don't want to wait.

274
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Boy, our lives could be over.

275
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what are you talking about? Anaconda thing.

276
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You were serious, weren't you? Yes, very much.

277
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Then let's do it.

278
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Let's restart Anaconda.

279
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Yes. Yes.

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My hand on the door.

281
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Okay, budget wise.

282
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Soup to Nuts.

283
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How much does this thing cost to make? I think we need three weeks

284
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shooting some vfx, some sfx, a river boat, a river boat captain travels to i

285
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from the jungle and a giant real snake, preferably for rent.

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Renting a copy.

287
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All in two.

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2.5 million dollars.

289
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That sounds right.

290
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We have approved a loan for you up to USD 9,400.

291
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Yes, I provide a budget of 43,000.

292
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All in.

293
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:31,870
That sounds more.

294
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:35,190
All right. Now, the movie has to be scary, right? Terrifying.

295
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:40,440
But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people, you know? He has to

296
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be about something, right? All right.

297
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I mean, come on topics.

298
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Like sadness.

299
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:53,200
What about revenge? As far as themes go, it's one of the best.

300
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,000
Oh, my God.

301
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I have a good one.

302
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Hit me.

303
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Intergenerational trauma.

304
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I love intergenerational trauma.

305
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,560
Who doesn't like intergenerational trauma? We're onto something.

306
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This is a masterpiece.

307
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You are a goddamn genius.

308
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:15,290
I like it.

309
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,330
Don't change a word.

310
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You killed him.

311
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,530
Passionately. It's emotional.

312
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,090
It's funny when it needs to be.

313
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,450
Man. Thank you.

314
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,250
Hey, Doug.

315
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:31,770
I know we had our little dust up, but I gotta make this movie, man.

316
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:36,970
Dusta? Yes, he fired me from the wedding video.

317
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,970
Because I got a little lost, I knocked over the wedding cake.

318
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,450
But I deal with it.

319
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As if sobering up.

320
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:48,569
That. Well, I mean, buffalo sober.

321
00:19:48,569 --> 00:19:49,570
Buffalo sober.

322
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:51,050
Mmm. Only beer and wine.

323
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,170
And then some lighter drinks.

324
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,410
But definitely not all.

325
00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,710
I'm proud of you, Doug.

326
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,310
To be honest, I gave you a bit of a chance.

327
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,830
Of course, you get a second chance.

328
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,550
Let's do this.

329
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:10,870
Nice. Thank you, man.

330
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:12,950
The car is here.

331
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:17,430
And you have a thing with a broomstick, don't you? You only take it once a week.

332
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,830
I almost forgot.

333
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,910
I have this for you.

334
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,400
what? I know.

335
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,200
Pretty sick.

336
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,240
World's Biggest Doug.

337
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,920
I thought it should be written by dad.

338
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,680
Whatever, man.

339
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,400
That's funny.

340
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,080
I like it.

341
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:34,800
That's a lot.

342
00:20:49,770 --> 00:21:21,180
Hour. Okay, here's what I'm talking about.

343
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,860
Well, hey, I read about anacondas on a plane.

344
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,780
Basically, they wait in the water for days, stalking their prey.

345
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,380
It never moves, it just waits.

346
00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:35,660
And then when the prey comes, grab and grab.

347
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:36,780
Thousands of pounds of pressure.

348
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:37,700
You think you're going to run away.

349
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,180
You won't break.

350
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:40,960
Oxygen leaves your lungs.

351
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:44,270
Oh, God, that's terrible.

352
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,790
So like in the movie? In the comics? Yes, exactly.

353
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:48,870
So it's real? Yes, it's all real.

354
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,310
Very real.

355
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:58,150
Here is the story of this woman, God bless her.

356
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:04,790
The snake wraps around her so tightly, just the eyeballs.

357
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:07,950
No way.

358
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,350
It was my grandmother Silvana.

359
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,230
Terrible grandmother.

360
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:16,550
But still sad, huh? I'm sorry.

361
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,510
who are you Oh, I'm sorry.

362
00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,430
Carlos. Santiago.

363
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:20,750
Yes, you can call me Santiago.

364
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,310
Oh, hey.

365
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:21,910
Hey, hey.

366
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:22,950
Hey, it's Kenny.

367
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:23,950
Kenny on the phone.

368
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:25,710
Hey. Hello.

369
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,550
Yes, this is our snake keeper.

370
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,310
You should be the best, right? It should be.

371
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,050
I deserved the joke.

372
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,880
No, I'm the best.

373
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,440
That. Ah, it's a good show.

374
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,960
Welcome to Brazil.

375
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,200
Let's meet the snake.

376
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:15,730
When I found him, he was starving.

377
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:21,170
His food supplies were destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river.

378
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:23,500
Gold miners? Early poisoning of gold mining.

379
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,780
And their greed almost killed my snake.

380
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,020
Oh, but I fed him.

381
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,580
I brought him back to life.

382
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,620
U. In many ways, he did the same for me.

383
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:37,660
A story as old as time.

384
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,860
Saved from the snake.

385
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:45,100
what is his name? What is Grif? All right, Grif.

386
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,380
It's not just his name.

387
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,200
Those are my little giants, my friend.

388
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,680
One of the most important creatures of the herbal world.

389
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:54,960
No, of course.

390
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,440
I. Of course, I didn't.

391
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,440
I wasn't trying.

392
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,800
I. Yes.

393
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,600
Okay, let me meet you.

394
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,720
AOR A.

395
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,280
Oh, my God.

396
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,800
Hey, sweetie.

397
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,120
It's not sweet.

398
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,020
Hell yes.

399
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,500
This thing is crazy.

400
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:20,620
There are rumors of even bigger condors.

401
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,340
Maybe four or five times his size.

402
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,300
Come on, Kenny off the phone.

403
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:32,700
Is it true that they sometimes recover their prey? I mean, if you are

404
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:36,540
luckily, you die instantly of suffocation.

405
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:41,190
But only the unlucky survive.

406
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:49,830
Unhappy? Yes, because then you could be careful when there is a snake

407
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,550
he's coming back to finish you off.

408
00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:56,150
I have you. Oh, I'd rather die.

409
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:14,880
That's it.

410
00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:36,170
Hey, let me ask you a question.

411
00:25:37,690 --> 00:25:44,050
Snake guy, does he look bat crazy? I mean, he's the best friend

412
00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:44,810
with a snake.

413
00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:47,530
Sure, it's a little unusual, but I like it.

414
00:25:47,530 --> 00:25:48,570
Really? That.

415
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:53,250
But then again, I used up all my vacation days to come and be self-funded

416
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,570
a movie about a snake with the three of you.

417
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:56,290
So your assessment is really wrong.

418
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,210
My judgment is wrong.

419
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,800
Has anyone spoken to the captain? It's time to record.

420
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,720
I'll call again, boss.

421
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:04,920
Hello guys.

422
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,000
My name is Anna.

423
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,240
I believe you talked to my father on the phone.

424
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,080
Bruno? Is that your dad? That.

425
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,200
He sends an apology, but he's in the hospital.

426
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,280
Oh. Ah, I'm sorry.

427
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,480
Unfortunately, you will have to make another accommodation because I have to

428
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,880
take this boat up the river for a routine service.

429
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,760
But I can provide you with a full refund.

430
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,730
No, wait, wait.

431
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,370
Everything else is reserved.

432
00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:27,810
Yes, and? We will also make a film.

433
00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:28,250
It is a.

434
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,850
It's a reboot, Vananda.

435
00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:32,650
Technically, it's more imagining, but it's actually more

436
00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:33,730
spiritual continuation.

437
00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:34,530
Good for you.

438
00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:36,770
There has to be a way, right? We can fill the ship.

439
00:26:36,770 --> 00:26:37,650
I can't do anything.

440
00:26:37,650 --> 00:26:41,090
We've dreamed of making this film together our whole lives.

441
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,650
Please, I'm begging you.

442
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,210
Help us find another way.

443
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,850
Let's do this, but with the fastest.

444
00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,780
Okay, that.

445
00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,190
How did you find this ship?

446
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,560
One more thing, guys, before we go to bed.

447
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,240
We have a big day tomorrow.

448
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:04,800
If you remember, we had a tradition at all of our movies the night before

449
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,600
started shooting.

450
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,480
We'd pray to the movie gods, asking them not to mess around, basically

451
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:10,960
through us.

452
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,920
And for the first time, let them listen.

453
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,360
Come on.

454
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,400
For the movie gods.

455
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:33,370
Okay, here we go.

456
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,490
Anaconda, scene 15, take one.

457
00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:36,170
Hit him.

458
00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:42,170
Bella. What the hell are you still doing here? I came to take you home.

459
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,970
It's time to stop chasing this mythical snake.

460
00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:49,570
And what if I'm not inclined to give up? I didn't see you on set.

461
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:53,770
What are we going to do now? In EPK background DVD bonus stuff.

462
00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:58,020
Anaconda is the story of fearless biologist Plan, played by Claire,

463
00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:04,540
who hires a deranged snake charmer, played by Grif, to hunt down and kill a

464
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:07,220
a giant mythical condom that ate her entire family.

465
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,940
Come for me, you bloody snake.

466
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,340
And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams.

467
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,700
I. Push-ups with a camera kit.

468
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:17,140
Good. And action.

469
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:20,580
What's it like shooting with Doug again? He and I are best friends.

470
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:22,020
We worked together all our lives.

471
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,190
And I went to LA and I wanted out.

472
00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:25,430
We were partners.

473
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:25,950
And him.

474
00:29:25,950 --> 00:29:26,710
He didn't do it.

475
00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:30,910
Grif and I were planning to work together in LA, but you know, life got in the way.

476
00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:31,750
But it doesn't matter.

477
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,470
Because now we are together.

478
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:33,190
And now we're back.

479
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:33,870
We make this.

480
00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:35,750
And as it should be.

481
00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:37,190
I'm an engine.

482
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:40,630
You will move slowly and steadily.

483
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,230
Sometimes it goes fast.

484
00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,550
Snake POV rd, take one.

485
00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:47,110
No, it doesn't work.

486
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,760
Snake POV makes its way to day two.

487
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,920
Sometimes it goes from above in the trees, sometimes from below in the trees

488
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,240
water. The toothpick unlocked several aspects of his character

489
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,320
me. Something there.

490
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,240
Ah, why would I be nervous about filming a love story with Grif? You guys

491
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,000
used until today.

492
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,600
That was a long time ago.

493
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,320
A little chaos is part of the ingredients.

494
00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:21,330
Look at each other.

495
00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:23,370
This may be the last time you see each other.

496
00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:26,770
Think you'd be a little nicer to the guy who's here to save you

497
00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:28,410
life? You're an asshole

498
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,530
and Ph.D.

499
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:38,490
And cut.

500
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,010
Great stuff guys.

501
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,600
We have it.

502
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,960
Shall we go one more time? Do you want to try again? No, I'm good if you're good.

503
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,280
Let's go one more time.

504
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,160
The chemistry between you two is.

505
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,880
Yeah, it's like we were in high school when you looked at it.

506
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,360
Well, that's because of your note about taking the beat in front of you

507
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:06,960
did. That.

508
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,080
Yes, he made a scene.

509
00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:12,910
I'm telling you, I've never felt like this in a squat.

510
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,710
I mean, admittedly, I've only been in a few episodes, but never

511
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:17,030
collaborative, it was never fun.

512
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,110
Not like this.

513
00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:22,150
This is like being back on Quatch.

514
00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:33,610
That. That.

515
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,160
Hey, I was thinking about one thing in the script.

516
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:50,320
In the middle, instead of answering the bad guy from what if

517
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:56,080
Claire's character head butting him? Sorry.

518
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Headbutt him.

519
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,880
Headbutt him.

520
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,390
Or. Or we both do a double header.

521
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:05,510
Come on.

522
00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:06,630
Kind of revolutionary.

523
00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:08,310
Doug is a super revolutionary.

524
00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:12,310
Why is it super revolutionary? This has never been done.

525
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:13,430
Jesus Christ.

526
00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,589
This is a beautiful scene with real stakes.

527
00:32:15,589 --> 00:32:17,590
Doug, feel free to weigh in here.

528
00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:18,710
No, I hear you.

529
00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:19,110
That.

530
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,830
And as always, I trust your instincts on this one.

531
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:27,350
But the double header is pretty revolutionary, isn't it? It's not.

532
00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:28,850
It is very revolutionary.

533
00:32:28,850 --> 00:32:30,650
That. It cannot be denied.

534
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:31,850
There is none. Come on.

535
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:32,810
Claire is the problem.

536
00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,330
Just you.

537
00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:34,490
You don't know how to hit your head.

538
00:32:34,490 --> 00:32:38,010
Why wouldn't I know how to headbutt? We are not born with these skills.

539
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:39,130
We learn them along the way.

540
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:39,850
Let me show you.

541
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:40,810
Solid core.

542
00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:41,610
Take a breath.

543
00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:45,370
Hold that breath and you can vocalize.

544
00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:50,730
The second type of header is more relaxed, just full.

545
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:53,930
I have my hands there.

546
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:54,490
That's good.

547
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:55,770
Send that shit to gold.

548
00:32:56,050 --> 00:33:03,410
Or put some Brazilian sauce on it, you know, and they go, hey, me.

549
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:06,450
I love brazilian spice.

550
00:33:06,690 --> 00:33:10,890
That. If I wanted to hit my head, I would go for the bridge of my nose.

551
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:12,450
That. Just smash it.

552
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,120
Here.

553
00:33:47,710 --> 00:34:01,710
Sam,

554
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,840
I'm sorry, but how could this happen, huh? Kenny, I thought you said this

555
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,600
the guy was a pro.

556
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,360
That's what he said, but he didn't give us confirmation.

557
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,840
You fixed the crate, didn't you? It's settled.

558
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,560
My thing.

559
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,160
My business under control.

560
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,200
All good.

561
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:41,650
My A door is a beautiful, intelligent, smart, sexy creature.

562
00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:44,530
He does exactly what I command.

563
00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:49,490
And I would never let anything happen to you.

564
00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:51,050
Or the crazy one.

565
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:51,650
Or her.

566
00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:52,250
Or her.

567
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,490
Or this actor here.

568
00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:55,890
Good night.

569
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:03,170
Let the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams.

570
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,940
Jesus, he's a poet.

571
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,980
Ok, actors, the right way.

572
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,820
Santiago, is Hunter ready? That.

573
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,280
Vitor is always ready.

574
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,280
Hot dates ready.

575
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,280
And action.

576
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,600
Get up, please.

577
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,960
Cut. That.

578
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,000
Okay, cut.

579
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,160
Hi Kenny, do you mind if I take five? High Tour Fri.

580
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:48,840
Hey. Hey.

581
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,040
Woof. It's really huge when you see it up close in person, like that magnificent

582
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,400
creature. But I just want to.

583
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,200
I. I throw myself in front of the snake to somehow protect Clairena

584
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,720
character, right? Exactly.

585
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:09,040
Is there value in not doing it? what? No, no, no.

586
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,120
He sacrifices himself for her.

587
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,680
It covers his bow.

588
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,560
That's so important, isn't it? And also, mate, it's totally safe.

589
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,280
Yes. Santiago has Hydor under control.

590
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,980
You have nothing to worry about.

591
00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:23,850
No, we're fine.

592
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:24,890
Yes, we are fine.

593
00:36:24,890 --> 00:36:26,330
All right. Okay, let's do this.

594
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:27,010
All right.

595
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:27,850
Take it from above.

596
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,610
Back to Juan Santiago.

597
00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:33,370
High tor.

598
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:36,490
Action. Go.

599
00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:39,050
I'm not going.

600
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,690
Not without you, Jerry.

601
00:36:40,690 --> 00:36:41,930
This thing got me.

602
00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:43,930
The world depends on you.

603
00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:46,660
I depend on you, damn it.

604
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:48,650
And I love you, Derek Van Oil.

605
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:54,050
Put your face next to the snake.

606
00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:55,610
I don't like it if I want to do it more.

607
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:57,850
Come closer.

608
00:36:57,850 --> 00:36:58,690
It's friendly.

609
00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:00,010
I like it. Did you have to?

610
00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:01,690
No, I don't really have one.

611
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,170
We have this opportunity.

612
00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:04,850
This is gold.

613
00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,170
Just give me one more second.

614
00:37:06,410 --> 00:37:08,490
One inch closer to your face.

615
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:11,610
Put it up there, old hero.

616
00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:12,790
That. no.

617
00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:34,630
Oh,

618
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,000
I know you think this is weird.

619
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,120
A grown man gets emotional over some of his dad's snakes.

620
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,240
Jesus. But I love him.

621
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,160
And he reciprocates as best he can.

622
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,570
Not. Why is Kenny crying?

623
00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,090
Hey, I don't want you here.

624
00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:11,130
Not because of this.

625
00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:13,330
You tried to kill me, Grif.

626
00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,290
what? Let the man grieve you.

627
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:17,850
Kill my friend? Just get out of my face.

628
00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:20,090
Where should I go? Grif, go.

629
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:20,890
Just move.

630
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:57,600
Welcome, dear friend.

631
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,080
Snake. Snake?

632
00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:35,630
No, not you.

633
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:36,390
No, I know.

634
00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:36,710
I'm sorry.

635
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:36,990
I don't.

636
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:37,330
Just me.

637
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,640
I'm not trying to disturb you.

638
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,080
I just want to.

639
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:39,960
Just leave him alone.

640
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,000
I'm sorry for your loss.

641
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,840
I know you don't believe me, but it's true.

642
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,680
I really am.

643
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,200
My friend died once, too.

644
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,840
That hurts.

645
00:40:50,840 --> 00:41:00,200
Was that his name? Was it a snake? No, it was just a human person.

646
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,360
Oh. That.

647
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,690
Still sad, brain? Totally.

648
00:41:05,690 --> 00:41:07,930
Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

649
00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:15,210
Beer? Well, how much feeling is there? But, yeah, let's mix it up.

650
00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:20,010
A few commercials, TV did a few episodes of swat.

651
00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:21,850
Oh, god.

652
00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,530
That. Oh, I like that one.

653
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,450
I swear.

654
00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,970
I even had the last row.

655
00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:30,460
Thanks. The last, like, last line is the third season.

656
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:33,900
What happened? Well, the producers decided they didn't really need it

657
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,100
that character, so they got rid of me.

658
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:40,420
I mean, it's only eight or nine more seasons.

659
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,060
They don't deserve you.

660
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:44,740
That. You are a star.

661
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,020
Thank you.

662
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:51,740
That. You mean movies? I mean, industrial.

663
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:55,110
You know what movie I like? A big enough prop.

664
00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:58,710
Vance. You should make a movie like that.

665
00:41:58,710 --> 00:41:59,910
Oh man, I'd love to.

666
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:03,510
That. I like you.

667
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:04,790
I like you too.

668
00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:09,430
You know what? what? Now I'm going to get a new snake for your movie.

669
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:10,630
Really? That.

670
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:11,550
Oh, my God.

671
00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:12,390
Thank you very much.

672
00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:14,230
That. Come with me.

673
00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:14,710
Of course.

674
00:42:16,310 --> 00:42:21,880
what? Should we be here? Maybe they should go back.

675
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:33,640
what was that what was that? Listen.

676
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,120
There are snakes here.

677
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,480
I feel it.

678
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,720
How does that feel? I don't know.

679
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,400
It's just very snakey.

680
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,770
What's a bit snakey? Ha?

681
00:42:53,170 --> 00:43:02,610
They hear from the vibrations on the ground our every step, showing them

682
00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:07,090
closer. And when the jungle goes silent,

683
00:43:10,850 --> 00:43:11,590
then you.

684
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,100
And then they should return to the ship.

685
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,540
Do you think it would be a good idea to return to the ship? Let's go back to the ship.

686
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:41,560
Santiago? Santiago? Santiago?

687
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,680
Not.

688
00:44:28,370 --> 00:44:31,170
Hey, have you seen Santiago? I don't think he came back.

689
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:35,300
Back from what? We went out to get the new snake we got.

690
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,740
You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? That.

691
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:38,780
Well, we need one for the movie.

692
00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:39,980
It was dark, we got separated.

693
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,100
It was crazy there.

694
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:45,500
Went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle?

695
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:49,100
Do you know what it's called? Production.

696
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:54,020
Really? I guarantee he'll come back with a giant snake.

697
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,700
And you and I make movies.

698
00:44:57,350 --> 00:44:57,790
You're right.

699
00:44:57,790 --> 00:44:58,870
Santiago is a professional.

700
00:44:59,190 --> 00:44:59,990
He will be fine.

701
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:01,990
If he doesn't come back soon, let's go look for him.

702
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,320
Thank you very much, Santiago.

703
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,520
Guys, it's been over an hour.

704
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,560
I have to find him.

705
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,200
Well, you're not going alone.

706
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,480
Yes, we are definitely going with you.

707
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,400
It's safer that way.

708
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:46,400
Have you tried this stuff? It's like a warm bowl of soup, but in a chair

709
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,610
form. Yeah, man, chairs, they hold you, man.

710
00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:58,090
They literally have hands, right? Woof.

711
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,970
Like when your parents leave.

712
00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:11,050
We still have chairs, you know? What are you talking about? Let's go

713
00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:12,170
find Santiago.

714
00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:14,560
Let's take a snake for our snake movie.

715
00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:16,550
Yes, Santiago, let's go.

716
00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:31,270
Hey, which way are we going? Um, that way.

717
00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:35,830
Wait, Kenny, are you high now? Yes, but I'm fine.

718
00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:36,870
I've already peaked.

719
00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:38,270
Jesus Christ, Kenny.

720
00:46:38,270 --> 00:46:39,510
We are completely lost.

721
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Wait, guys, this way.

722
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,120
He looks like an old cameraman.

723
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,340
I sleep there.

724
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:29,060
Hello. Woof.

725
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,510
It looks completely abandoned.

726
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:33,420
Is there anyone at home?

727
00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:41,020
Maybe some food and water.

728
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:44,140
We can stay here at least tonight.

729
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,540
Man, there are snacks in here.

730
00:47:57,190 --> 00:47:57,430
It.

731
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,520
That's where the guy went.

732
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,240
Oh, my God.

733
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,200
What's there?

734
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,160
We have to go now.

735
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,200
Let's go.

736
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,520
Let's go.

737
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,120
We can't let him break the van, break the band.

738
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,640
No, I mean, look.

739
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,980
Listen. It's a camper van.

740
00:48:54,290 --> 00:48:57,090
Probably. It has a split charge battery.

741
00:48:57,090 --> 00:48:58,690
The relay probably popped.

742
00:48:58,690 --> 00:48:59,690
It's under the hood.

743
00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:02,570
Kenny, can you fix that? I could usually fix it, yes.

744
00:49:02,570 --> 00:49:06,450
But adding that I still have some vision problems because of.

745
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:08,210
You did it to me again.

746
00:49:08,370 --> 00:49:10,049
You did it on the winning video.

747
00:49:10,049 --> 00:49:12,050
And then you're wasted off your ass.

748
00:49:12,290 --> 00:49:13,170
I'm dead.

749
00:49:13,170 --> 00:49:14,770
I'm really sorry, boss.

750
00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:16,610
Oh, buffalo sober.

751
00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:18,290
You're so sober.

752
00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:22,850
Do you have any more frets? Please can you fix it? I think it suits me better

753
00:49:22,850 --> 00:49:23,850
to be our steering wheel.

754
00:49:23,850 --> 00:49:25,970
Speaking of which, I've always been a better driver than you.

755
00:49:25,970 --> 00:49:27,450
You are now a safer driver.

756
00:49:27,530 --> 00:49:29,650
I passed my driving test on the first attempt.

757
00:49:29,650 --> 00:49:30,810
You took it three times.

758
00:49:30,810 --> 00:49:31,730
Yes, but that's because I

759
00:49:31,730 --> 00:49:32,770
It was because of the yield.

760
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:33,370
I didn't know.

761
00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:34,490
Now I know what it is.

762
00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:36,410
Oh, my God, we're going to die.

763
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:42,570
Sorry, I'll just fix it.

764
00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:02,010
Hey, wait.

765
00:51:02,010 --> 00:51:02,530
No, stop.

766
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:15,290
Ready? what was that? You shouldn't be that big.

767
00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:17,090
Oh, God, it's like a dinosaur.

768
00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:28,060
These guys for help.

769
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:29,740
We have to stop.

770
00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:31,220
Don't stop the car.

771
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:34,740
Adam, what's going on? They are illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles

772
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:35,260
here.

773
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,860
These guys are dangerous.

774
00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,660
They will kill anyone who crosses their territory.

775
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:41,820
They will kill us.

776
00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:51,020
Why are they shooting at us? R Can't you drive faster? Wow, wow.

777
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:53,640
Ana, what are you doing? Woof.

778
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,600
Eddie, do you get this? That.

779
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:00,760
Keep rolling.

780
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,840
There is only one left.

781
00:52:34,450 --> 00:52:36,290
Where is she? Oh my god.

782
00:52:36,290 --> 00:52:37,170
Where is she?

783
00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:43,650
WHO? WHO? who are you thinking of? I know someone else is here.

784
00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:45,920
So where is she?

785
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,640
Let's go.

786
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,160
Come on.

787
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,760
We have to quickly.

788
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,760
Look, I can get you out of here.

789
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,920
All we have to do is continue north.

790
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,360
There is a small airport about a day and a half from here.

791
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,920
Can you take us home? That.

792
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,000
Take us home.

793
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,160
I think we have to call it, man.

794
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,210
We have such good stuff.

795
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,240
Things. And we are so close.

796
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,800
I'm really going home, mate.

797
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,280
I know.

798
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,280
I don't want to go home empty-handed either.

799
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:23,080
But we came here to make Anaconda and now we're at it.

800
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,040
I'm sorry.

801
00:53:35,970 --> 00:53:36,210
With.

802
00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:14,060
Guys. Urgent meeting.

803
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,620
Just the cast and crew.

804
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:18,140
can you sit down what is New Patches.

805
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,140
We have a little time until the next port.

806
00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:24,340
I had an idea last night that I think is too damn good not to do

807
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,570
shoot. Dog, they're all pretty burnt, man.

808
00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:28,410
Just listen to me.

809
00:54:28,410 --> 00:54:29,330
I'm begging you.

810
00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:30,050
Please. Kenny.

811
00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:31,090
All right. Sorry, boss.

812
00:54:31,090 --> 00:54:31,610
Thank you.

813
00:54:31,610 --> 00:54:36,810
What if you two run into a total badass on your way to find an anaconda

814
00:54:36,810 --> 00:54:40,090
an incredible quest? Oh, that's interesting.

815
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,130
Let me guess.

816
00:54:41,690 --> 00:54:43,690
To expose illegal gold miners.

817
00:54:44,010 --> 00:54:45,690
Bingo. Raises the stakes.

818
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:49,490
Exactly. And as they hunt this mythical snake, they actually

819
00:54:49,490 --> 00:54:51,050
he ends up fighting the real villain.

820
00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:53,300
An even bigger snake, man.

821
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,500
Oh yeah.

822
00:54:54,580 --> 00:54:56,340
Yes. Man.

823
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:57,860
I like this.

824
00:54:58,660 --> 00:54:59,460
This is good.

825
00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:02,820
And if we add this element, it makes the film much bigger.

826
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:05,780
It's like it's about something now.

827
00:55:08,659 --> 00:55:10,340
Topics them.

828
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,430
Yes. All right.

829
00:55:21,070 --> 00:55:27,070
You know what guys? I didn't want to say anything before, but this

830
00:55:27,070 --> 00:55:28,430
could be an awards show.

831
00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:38,110
I mean, the Academy loves social horror, right? Man, you could be white

832
00:55:38,110 --> 00:55:38,990
Jordan Peele.

833
00:55:40,430 --> 00:55:41,870
I thought the same thing.

834
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,160
We've been through so much guys.

835
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,560
Let's finish this movie.

836
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:52,760
I'm in favor.

837
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,280
Let's do it.

838
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,320
That. Oh.

839
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:59,880
Who will you get to play this awesome new character?

840
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:06,920
what? no.

841
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,440
And cut.

842
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,090
That. That's what I'm talking about.

843
00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:15,450
Are you sure you've never acted before? I swear, some of the best actors

844
00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:16,210
I have ever seen.

845
00:56:16,930 --> 00:56:17,890
You are a natural.

846
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,010
You are amazing.

847
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:19,410
Thank you.

848
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:19,970
Take five.

849
00:56:19,970 --> 00:56:22,770
Next, we have 72 guys.

850
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:27,410
See what I'm saying? She's amazing, isn't she? Yes.

851
00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:29,330
Hey, a question.

852
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:34,050
If. If she saves us, she doesn't give my character anything to do

853
00:56:34,130 --> 00:56:38,620
yes, this was supposed to be the moment my character starts to fall

854
00:56:38,620 --> 00:56:39,420
for Derek.

855
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:43,100
So he needs to do something heroic, you know, selfless.

856
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:44,300
I don't know, guys.

857
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,740
This is simply her moment.

858
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,980
She actually did it in real life.

859
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:51,180
But good news, I'll record everything else on it.

860
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,620
So you have the day off.

861
00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:54,460
See you later.

862
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:59,580
Take the day off, huh?

863
00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:07,950
This is our movie, Grif.

864
00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:10,430
And just throw us out? That.

865
00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:12,030
Welcome to show business, baby.

866
00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:14,630
You're not in it unless your friends screw you.

867
00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:25,030
Have you ever woken up and wondered, what the hell have I done with my life? yes,

868
00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:26,290
like every day.

869
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,680
Day. Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you wanted.

870
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:33,200
You think I wanted to go to law school? What do I have to show for it?

871
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:37,920
still, huh? You know what I have? I have a terrible apartment and I am 74 years old

872
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,840
old roommate.

873
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:44,360
Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel the air conditioning.

874
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,080
At least you have a career.

875
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:56,370
I mean, what do I have to show for it? I have no family, no career, never

876
00:57:56,370 --> 00:57:57,810
did everything that is important.

877
00:57:58,370 --> 00:57:59,250
Not nothing.

878
00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:03,010
it's never too late

879
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,050
Griffin. I know you're in there.

880
00:58:14,290 --> 00:58:15,490
Let's make a movie.

881
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:21,340
Hello, Migo.

882
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,940
Jesus. Come on, get dressed.

883
00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:24,060
We have a full day.

884
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:25,820
what are you talking about? I'm dressed.

885
00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:28,060
I'm dressed really nice, very nice.

886
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:31,300
Okay, can you take a cold shower? We have to shoot like now.

887
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:31,780
Yes, me.

888
00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:32,100
You know.

889
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:35,380
Do you know what you should call the movie? Anna Conda.

890
00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:37,860
Got it? Anna Conda.

891
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:38,700
Because of Ana.

892
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:42,180
Can you just get dressed? You know what? You wouldn't even be here if that was the case

893
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:42,820
it wasn't for me.

894
00:58:43,630 --> 00:58:47,110
Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo shooting your crappy wedding

895
00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:49,790
videos movies.

896
00:58:49,950 --> 00:58:51,470
Yes, you can tell yourself that.

897
00:58:51,710 --> 00:58:54,350
God, you know what? I guaranteed it for you too.

898
00:58:54,590 --> 00:58:58,070
Even the rights holders are wondering who this guy is? I said, trust me, he is

899
00:58:58,070 --> 00:59:01,310
good. what is that

900
00:59:05,310 --> 00:59:06,430
Attention all crew.

901
00:59:06,430 --> 00:59:08,670
Let's get ready for scene 85.

902
00:59:09,050 --> 00:59:11,290
Location Bravo, five minutes.

903
00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:18,250
Are they making a movie? Excuse me, are you making a movie? We are

904
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,690
to restart Anaconda.

905
00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:23,610
Come again? Restarting Anaconda.

906
00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:27,370
Anaconda, like Ice Cube Anaconda? Yes.

907
00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,810
Sony is rebooting it.

908
00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:29,930
I know.

909
00:59:30,490 --> 00:59:31,530
No new ideas.

910
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,420
That's weird.

911
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,180
So let me get this straight.

912
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:54,900
You don't have rights to Anaconda? no.

913
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:55,460
Well, me.

914
00:59:56,740 --> 00:59:57,700
Not legal.

915
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,010
And you never owned.

916
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:06,800
Anaconda rights? I mean, who owns Anaconda? Sony.

917
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,920
Sony owns Anaconda.

918
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:09,760
Yes, no, no, I know that.

919
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,960
No, I mean, like, you know, like in a broader sense.

920
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:17,280
Why would you tell us you have the rights to the bloody Anaconda

921
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:22,000
franchise when you don't have the rights to the bloody Anaconda

922
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,050
franchise? Do we need rights at all? Really? I mean, like who.

923
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:31,560
Who cares about IP? Yes, literally everyone.

924
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,040
Those are big movies.

925
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,160
That's why we're here.

926
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,200
You think that's why we're here? Yes, that's why we're here.

927
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,320
We almost died.

928
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,720
We're out in the middle of the damn jungle.

929
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,400
We are alive.

930
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,840
I had to lie.

931
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,960
I had to lie to you.

932
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,000
Otherwise he wouldn't have come.

933
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:48,560
It wouldn't.

934
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,520
None of you would.

935
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,480
Ah, shit.

936
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,180
No shit.

937
01:00:52,490 --> 01:00:54,890
That's why you never went out to LA with me in the first place.

938
01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:59,010
Although we had a whole plan to work together all your life only.

939
01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:00,730
That was dictated by fear.

940
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:06,010
Griffe, you're fired.

941
01:01:06,810 --> 01:01:08,250
what? You're fired.

942
01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:12,410
Not. No, I didn't.

943
01:01:12,570 --> 01:01:13,450
You can't fire me.

944
01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:18,340
You know why? Because I already quit last night.

945
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:23,140
I just haven't told anyone yet.

946
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:24,900
So

947
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,220
Too bad for you, I guess.

948
01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:29,900
Because I.

949
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:46,430
I'm already pretty sad.

950
01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:51,630
Wait, where are you even going to go? To find the Anaconda ship.

951
01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:52,990
Maybe they can help me get home.

952
01:01:53,070 --> 01:01:54,150
Just think about this.

953
01:01:54,150 --> 01:01:55,150
It's not safe.

954
01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:56,750
It's a small boat.

955
01:01:57,070 --> 01:01:58,830
There's a huge snake there.

956
01:02:01,950 --> 01:02:03,390
Please don't do that.

957
01:02:06,350 --> 01:02:09,160
Griffin, that.

958
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,810
Go. Ice cubes.

959
01:02:55,490 --> 01:02:56,450
John Boyd.

960
01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:00,460
Are you in this one? Help me.

961
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:01,420
Help me.

962
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:02,500
Help me.

963
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,180
It's okay.

964
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:04,780
It's okay.

965
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:05,460
Come down.

966
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:06,500
I'll come get you.

967
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,220
It's okay.

968
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:08,140
You're safe.

969
01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:09,020
You're safe.

970
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:13,180
Oh God.

971
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:19,100
Oh God.

972
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:22,060
Oh my god.

973
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:23,260
Oh my god.

974
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:24,460
Oh my god.

975
01:03:27,110 --> 01:03:33,350
Doug. Doug, what's going on? Why did we stop? Well, Ana found a great one

976
01:03:33,350 --> 01:03:34,550
location to film the next scene.

977
01:03:36,070 --> 01:03:40,390
Okay, I know losing Griff was hard, but between the four of us, we can do it

978
01:03:40,390 --> 01:03:41,350
finish this movie.

979
01:03:41,510 --> 01:03:42,950
I'm not going home empty-handed.

980
01:03:42,950 --> 01:03:43,710
Come on, man.

981
01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:46,550
Without Griff, that's not part of the plan.

982
01:03:46,630 --> 01:03:48,070
Well, plans change.

983
01:03:48,230 --> 01:03:49,910
And that's also part of filmmaking.

984
01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,990
No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him.

985
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:53,380
It's not safe there.

986
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:55,180
Anna, we have to turn the boat around.

987
01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:56,900
We are not turning the boat around.

988
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,820
Yeah, we're not going to turn the boat around.

989
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,820
All aboard.

990
01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:08,100
what's happening? Ana, what are you doing? This is definitely not the plan.

991
01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:09,940
Well, plans change, Doug.

992
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:14,580
Isn't that making movies? And every good movie needs a little twist.

993
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:17,860
All aboard.

994
01:05:09,490 --> 01:05:10,370
For the list.

995
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:38,180
Will you carry this for me? Back to the ship.

996
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:38,660
Let's go.

997
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:42,460
And what then? And then you're going to shoot us? no.

998
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,780
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's in these bags.

999
01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:49,980
Do you want to look at it? Look at that.

1000
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,020
Wait, it is.

1001
01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:03,110
Is this gold? So you are a miner.

1002
01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:06,150
You did all this for money? Very quickly.

1003
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,110
I will not be a part of your sick shrine.

1004
01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:20,630
coma,

1005
01:06:24,870 --> 01:06:25,960
You Dumbledore.

1006
01:06:30,430 --> 01:06:34,790
I'm with the government to track illegal gold diggers, and then there's one running here

1007
01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,510
of the largest rings in Brazil.

1008
01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:42,350
Don't believe anything she says.

1009
01:06:42,350 --> 01:06:43,310
She is a liar.

1010
01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:44,630
She's a damn liar.

1011
01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:46,030
We are filmmakers from Buffalo.

1012
01:06:46,030 --> 01:06:48,590
We are working on the spiritual continuation of Anaconda.

1013
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:51,070
And I don't know if she mentioned it, but it's not just a reboot.

1014
01:06:51,070 --> 01:06:54,830
And that chose my friend to lead and I gave her a juicy ass

1015
01:06:54,830 --> 01:06:56,590
roll and this is how she behaves.

1016
01:06:56,590 --> 01:06:57,110
Shut up.

1017
01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,190
I don't know what you're talking about, man.

1018
01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,070
Off topic.

1019
01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:01,230
Go. Arrest her.

1020
01:07:01,230 --> 01:07:02,310
Oh, thank God.

1021
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:16,230
Oh, my God.

1022
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,160
I? That would be me.

1023
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,440
Griffin. No, he was a good guy.

1024
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,400
I'm a good guy.

1025
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,160
He's a policeman.

1026
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:27,960
Look, I don't know.

1027
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,160
what? I'm a good guy.

1028
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:31,560
Throw it away.

1029
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:31,960
On your knees.

1030
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,760
Now. Far be it from you to bring water.

1031
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:36,240
Wait, me.

1032
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,040
no,

1033
01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:51,690
No, no.

1034
01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:52,690
Anna, don't.

1035
01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:53,450
Don't do that.

1036
01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:54,170
You two.

1037
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,050
Claire. On your knees.

1038
01:07:55,050 --> 01:07:56,810
Not. You don't have to be this person.

1039
01:07:58,250 --> 01:07:59,610
I have children at home.

1040
01:08:00,090 --> 01:08:01,130
They are 10 and 13 years old.

1041
01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:04,170
Please, please.

1042
01:08:04,730 --> 01:08:06,330
Think about what you are doing to my children.

1043
01:08:06,330 --> 01:08:07,530
Just shut up.

1044
01:08:07,610 --> 01:08:08,130
Turn around.

1045
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:08,490
Now.

1046
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,300
On your knees.

1047
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:18,740
no.

1048
01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:28,020
For the record, you have so much fun.

1049
01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:33,940
You won't do it.

1050
01:08:34,589 --> 01:08:35,509
You have no balls.

1051
01:08:35,509 --> 01:08:36,349
I know you, Claire.

1052
01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:37,229
You don't know me.

1053
01:08:37,789 --> 01:08:39,149
I don't even have children.

1054
01:08:46,669 --> 01:08:47,549
Jesus Christ.

1055
01:08:56,589 --> 01:08:58,349
I think the ship came back that way.

1056
01:08:58,349 --> 01:08:59,709
Yes, but then so is the snake.

1057
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:00,520
We can't go that way.

1058
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,200
We must follow this path and reach the high ground.

1059
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,160
Wait, what is that? what?

1060
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,160
Did it bite you? That.

1061
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,320
You know what? I think it bit me.

1062
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,120
I think it got me.

1063
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:17,160
I know it hurts, but we have to get out of here because the snake is outside

1064
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,600
there. Sorry, I can't move.

1065
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,320
My leg is going crazy.

1066
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,320
what are we going to do? We're gonna have to piss on you, man.

1067
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,920
Ha? To bite is the only way.

1068
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,600
I thought it was just a jellyfish.

1069
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,720
No, no, no, no.

1070
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,000
That's it. They are all animals.

1071
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,600
Are you sure? Positively.

1072
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,760
Someone pissed.

1073
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,840
I need one of your pisses.

1074
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,840
I wish I could help, but I'm alone.

1075
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,760
I am exhausted.

1076
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,520
Tapped. Bone dry.

1077
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,600
Clara, will you take care of this? I'm wearing overalls.

1078
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,440
Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this.

1079
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,040
You got up.

1080
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,880
You know this is not possible.

1081
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,330
Why not? Because he's shy.

1082
01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:56,850
Pee shy? I have urinary stage fright.

1083
01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:59,890
I couldn't pee in public for 35 years.

1084
01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:01,370
My life is shit.

1085
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,490
You can do this.

1086
01:10:02,810 --> 01:10:04,090
You have to do this.

1087
01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:05,850
Whistle at me.

1088
01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:07,169
You got it, buddy.

1089
01:10:07,169 --> 01:10:10,730
All right. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1090
01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:11,770
You can do it.

1091
01:10:12,570 --> 01:10:13,290
Let it flow.

1092
01:10:13,930 --> 01:10:15,970
That. Just turn away from me.

1093
01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:16,370
Come on.

1094
01:10:16,370 --> 01:10:16,930
Whistle at me.

1095
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,040
Whistle at me.

1096
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:18,400
Do it.

1097
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,160
Whistle at me.

1098
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:26,400
You think I don't want you? I'd love to piss on you, man, but that's the way it is

1099
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,320
not the cards.

1100
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:28,280
Whistle at me.

1101
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:28,800
I can't.

1102
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,400
It's me. You can do it.

1103
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:32,839
Whistle at me.

1104
01:10:32,839 --> 01:10:33,199
Do it.

1105
01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:34,760
Ken, that's an order.

1106
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,600
Hit me now.

1107
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,920
All right. All right.

1108
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,040
You got it, buddy.

1109
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:40,760
You do it.

1110
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,000
There is another problem.

1111
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:45,810
what? I didn't tell you about this.

1112
01:10:46,370 --> 01:10:48,130
I can only pee sitting down.

1113
01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:49,490
Jesus Christ.

1114
01:10:49,970 --> 01:10:50,930
I need a chair.

1115
01:10:53,570 --> 01:10:54,650
Come on, come on.

1116
01:10:54,650 --> 01:10:55,170
Come on.

1117
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,250
Come on buddy.

1118
01:10:57,730 --> 01:10:58,650
Come on, Kenny.

1119
01:10:58,650 --> 01:10:59,089
Come on.

1120
01:10:59,089 --> 01:10:59,570
Come on.

1121
01:10:59,570 --> 01:11:00,250
Just do it.

1122
01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:00,730
Do it.

1123
01:11:00,730 --> 01:11:01,650
Come on buddy.

1124
01:11:02,210 --> 01:11:03,250
Come on buddy.

1125
01:11:08,860 --> 01:11:09,100
It.

1126
01:11:51,430 --> 01:11:54,790
Griffin. I'm sorry for what I said earlier on the ship.

1127
01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:59,815
It's true that I've been jealous of you for some time.

1128
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:02,520
Jealous for a long, long, long time.

1129
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,760
Because I had the balls to do what I couldn't.

1130
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,480
For what you wanted.

1131
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,520
Going to LA and getting dressed.

1132
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,000
Oh, my God.

1133
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:17,680
We have.

1134
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:18,920
We have to go after him.

1135
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:19,960
Imam.

1136
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,120
I have no choice.

1137
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:21,640
Come on.

1138
01:12:35,490 --> 01:12:36,290
Oh, Chris.

1139
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:45,010
Oh, what have I done? I tricked him into coming here and now he's dead.

1140
01:12:45,090 --> 01:12:46,290
Not. Not.

1141
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,410
We all chose to be here.

1142
01:12:48,410 --> 01:12:49,490
I wish it was me.

1143
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:51,650
That should be me.

1144
01:12:51,650 --> 01:12:52,890
This is not your fault.

1145
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,200
And we have to continue.

1146
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:58,280
Hey guys, I think I found out which way we should go.

1147
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,920
It's a big open field.

1148
01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:21,250
We have to cross it to get to the ship.

1149
01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,570
But we can't just run over it.

1150
01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:23,650
There is too much exposure.

1151
01:13:24,450 --> 01:13:25,970
The snake could come from anywhere.

1152
01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:29,170
Maybe we can create a distraction.

1153
01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:31,290
Hell yes, maybe.

1154
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:36,690
But wait, how do we do that? I mean, it will be somewhere.

1155
01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:51,340
It's here.

1156
01:14:20,470 --> 01:14:20,950
What if.

1157
01:14:23,350 --> 01:14:24,230
Oh, my God.

1158
01:14:25,430 --> 01:14:26,150
Doug. no.

1159
01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:29,430
Dougie. Dougie.

1160
01:14:29,670 --> 01:14:30,630
Come on, man.

1161
01:14:30,870 --> 01:14:31,510
Is he.

1162
01:14:32,790 --> 01:14:33,990
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1163
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:40,880
Wait. Wait.

1164
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,800
A baby dog ​​is a distraction.

1165
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,600
How? I know.

1166
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,680
This is terrible.

1167
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:59,760
All right? But if we can drag Doc to the field, prop him up and secure him

1168
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:00,800
the boar, who came back.

1169
01:15:01,850 --> 01:15:07,850
If we make it really difficult for the snake to swallow it, it will take over

1170
01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:11,450
snake long enough to cross the field and back to the boat.

1171
01:15:12,410 --> 01:15:14,090
That's a really smart idea.

1172
01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:20,210
Oh, God.

1173
01:15:20,210 --> 01:15:21,010
This is terrible.

1174
01:15:21,010 --> 01:15:22,290
It meant saving us all.

1175
01:15:22,290 --> 01:15:23,730
I'm sure Doug would like this.

1176
01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:25,210
I'm not sure he would want that.

1177
01:15:25,370 --> 01:15:31,540
Wait, shall we go? what are you doing Snake?

1178
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:32,900
Squirrels love me.

1179
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:52,580
Wait, your snake has come to life.

1180
01:16:09,130 --> 01:16:09,690
I can't.

1181
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,020
Oh,

1182
01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:25,780
He is alive.

1183
01:16:25,780 --> 01:16:26,740
He is alive.

1184
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,540
I thought you checked his pulse.

1185
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,100
There.

1186
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,300
Oh, you did a crappy job.

1187
01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:32,100
What is it.

1188
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:44,230
Hey, John, don't.

1189
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:46,140
what? He's behind you.

1190
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:51,180
Ah.

1191
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,140
Run. Don't run away.

1192
01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:04,140
Run. What the hell is on my back? It's a long story.

1193
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:04,620
Only.

1194
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,840
Holy. Get back on the ship.

1195
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,200
Get back on the ship.

1196
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,680
All right. All right.

1197
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,640
All right. All right.

1198
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,440
I think we are fine.

1199
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:56,480
I think we are fine.

1200
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:58,000
All right.

1201
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:58,640
All right.

1202
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,040
what the hell? I thought I was dead.

1203
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,570
How are you, Chucky? I'm fine now.

1204
01:18:07,570 --> 01:18:09,130
Man, I thought we lost you.

1205
01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:11,970
Can I say something? It's me.

1206
01:18:11,970 --> 01:18:12,730
I'm sorry.

1207
01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:17,090
I think I got so caught up in wanting to play the hero that I lost sight of it

1208
01:18:17,090 --> 01:18:19,090
what is really important to me.

1209
01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:21,050
And that's again just doing things with you.

1210
01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:24,290
Grif, I feel exactly the same way.

1211
01:18:24,290 --> 01:18:25,290
I love you guys.

1212
01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:26,970
I just have one question.

1213
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:36,500
Whose idea was it to put that dead squirrel in my mouth? It was like a group

1214
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,780
decision. It wasn't really.

1215
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,060
Yeah, it wasn't like one person.

1216
01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,900
Snakes love squirrel meat.

1217
01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:44,180
I knew it was your idea.

1218
01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:44,740
Guys, come on.

1219
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:45,420
We have to keep moving.

1220
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,860
Okay, well, I've made a choice and I'm sticking with it.

1221
01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:13,070
Holy. It's an anaconda set.

1222
01:19:13,710 --> 01:19:15,630
what happened? It was destroyed.

1223
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:29,080
halo? Is there anyone there? halo?

1224
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:37,800
Can you help us? what? what? I.

1225
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,920
What again? Sorry.

1226
01:19:47,410 --> 01:19:48,050
Behind you.

1227
01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:14,820
Holy ice cube.

1228
01:20:14,820 --> 01:20:17,260
Who do you think it was? John Boy.

1229
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:18,300
Let's go.

1230
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:25,540
Let's go, let's go.

1231
01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:26,060
Let's go.

1232
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:27,620
Get in there.

1233
01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:28,380
Tuna. Socks.

1234
01:20:41,990 --> 01:20:42,790
Oh, my God.

1235
01:20:44,390 --> 01:20:46,230
are you ok Yes, I'm fine.

1236
01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:48,150
The snake tore up the set.

1237
01:20:48,950 --> 01:20:50,230
They are all scattered.

1238
01:20:50,230 --> 01:20:51,750
The lamp hit me, I'm down.

1239
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:52,470
I'm getting up.

1240
01:20:53,110 --> 01:20:54,070
There is no one.

1241
01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:58,110
What about JLo? Got Eric, Stolts, Jenny from the block.

1242
01:20:58,110 --> 01:20:59,230
She'll be fine.

1243
01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:01,750
But Eric came from the block.

1244
01:21:01,830 --> 01:21:02,660
She. Jesus.

1245
01:21:02,660 --> 01:21:03,260
Curse.

1246
01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:08,180
I don't know how we're going to do it, but we have to kill him before he kills

1247
01:21:08,180 --> 01:21:09,300
us. I agree with that.

1248
01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:10,060
I agree with that.

1249
01:21:10,380 --> 01:21:14,300
How will they do this in your scenario? I don't know.

1250
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,020
The writer never finished the third act.

1251
01:21:17,180 --> 01:21:21,220
what? Started shooting before you knew it was over? Welcome to

1252
01:21:21,220 --> 01:21:22,540
Hollywood, buttercup.

1253
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,900
That's what they do.

1254
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,900
They just make it up as they go along.

1255
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:29,510
What was the general gist? Do you have an idea? Was there anything?

1256
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,470
All I know is that they were setting off pyrotechnics all over here.

1257
01:21:32,950 --> 01:21:36,790
Is it worse? It's connected, but I don't know how to do the pyrotechnics.

1258
01:21:36,870 --> 01:21:42,430
Kenny, you know how to light pyrotechnics, don't you? Not a problem.

1259
01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:42,910
Hey, hey.

1260
01:21:42,910 --> 01:21:45,870
I don't know what you're talking about, okay? I have to go save JLO i

1261
01:21:45,870 --> 01:21:46,990
Stolz. All right.

1262
01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:50,310
Where are you going? Are you going after them? They are friends.

1263
01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,470
All right? I can't leave them here with Ops.

1264
01:21:52,870 --> 01:21:54,270
I have to go and represent.

1265
01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:56,190
They are my friends.

1266
01:21:56,830 --> 01:21:57,710
Behave yourself.

1267
01:21:58,190 --> 01:21:58,590
Respect.

1268
01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:03,470
Does it bother you? That.

1269
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:04,510
Such fans.

1270
01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:06,190
Everything you do.

1271
01:22:08,270 --> 01:22:09,310
Group all.

1272
01:22:09,310 --> 01:22:10,270
Group all.

1273
01:22:10,270 --> 01:22:10,990
what? Let's go.

1274
01:22:10,990 --> 01:22:12,670
That. Everyone come in here.

1275
01:22:12,830 --> 01:22:17,430
Grand. Ok, don't post that.

1276
01:22:17,430 --> 01:22:22,250
Not. Can we have another one just to be safe? I don't think my face was completely

1277
01:22:22,250 --> 01:22:23,410
there. No, it's fine.

1278
01:22:23,410 --> 01:22:24,010
No, we're fine.

1279
01:22:24,010 --> 01:22:24,330
It's okay.

1280
01:22:24,330 --> 01:22:25,290
You'll need that.

1281
01:22:25,290 --> 01:22:27,290
Oh, are you sure? Of course.

1282
01:22:28,330 --> 01:22:29,530
I have one more.

1283
01:22:31,050 --> 01:22:31,530
All right.

1284
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:32,970
Keep it.

1285
01:22:32,970 --> 01:22:33,690
Gangster.

1286
01:22:39,530 --> 01:22:43,370
Legend. Do you think what I think? Oh, yes.

1287
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:47,620
It could work, right? 100%.

1288
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:55,420
what are you thinking about? Just make sure it's exactly what I mean.

1289
01:22:55,420 --> 01:22:56,100
Which I'm sure you did.

1290
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:57,780
Totally. Super safe.

1291
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:02,340
Think about killing that snake and say, that's it.

1292
01:23:02,340 --> 01:23:03,180
That's what I thought.

1293
01:23:03,180 --> 01:23:03,620
And that.

1294
01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:06,900
Ok, here's the plan.

1295
01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:09,940
Griffe, you get the detonator from Kenny.

1296
01:23:11,150 --> 01:23:13,230
Claire, you turn on the generators.

1297
01:23:15,310 --> 01:23:17,230
Kenny, you set up the cameras.

1298
01:23:20,990 --> 01:23:22,430
I'll take the golf cart.

1299
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:27,430
We're going to lure the snake into Piper Field and end this thing once and for all

1300
01:23:27,430 --> 01:23:31,950
everything. Are you ready for our big Hollywood ending?

1301
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,600
Are you ready? That.

1302
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:43,680
Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field we can detonate them

1303
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,800
one. I'm gonna blow this sky high.

1304
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,640
The sky is fucking high.

1305
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,000
Come get us.

1306
01:24:02,850 --> 01:24:03,490
Where is he?

1307
01:24:17,490 --> 01:24:18,690
Take down the governor.

1308
01:24:18,690 --> 01:24:20,050
Go down there.

1309
01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:26,210
what are you talking about? I'm talking about golf cart technology.

1310
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:34,860
Where did it go? I don't see that.

1311
01:24:34,860 --> 01:24:35,580
I don't know where it is.

1312
01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:36,860
Turn your head.

1313
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:38,180
I don't see that.

1314
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:41,740
Anywhere. Oh, my God.

1315
01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:45,660
Shoot. Lost a second.

1316
01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:49,020
If we don't get this thing online in time, then we're all dead.

1317
01:24:49,260 --> 01:24:49,820
Let's go.

1318
01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:50,380
Let's go.

1319
01:24:53,830 --> 01:24:55,430
Dude, you're actually a really good driver.

1320
01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:56,070
Thank you.

1321
01:24:59,590 --> 01:25:00,550
Oh, my God.

1322
01:25:05,670 --> 01:25:09,750
Why is there no electricity? Why is there no electricity? Piro field, dead ahead.

1323
01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:10,630
Now or never.

1324
01:25:11,110 --> 01:25:12,150
Weapons and ready.

1325
01:25:12,790 --> 01:25:14,710
Look. Look for something like this.

1326
01:25:14,710 --> 01:25:15,910
Okay, almost.

1327
01:25:20,990 --> 01:25:21,750
It's getting closer.

1328
01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:22,550
It's getting closer.

1329
01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:23,470
Oh, God.

1330
01:25:23,710 --> 01:25:24,510
Go faster.

1331
01:25:28,030 --> 01:25:28,750
I found it.

1332
01:25:36,110 --> 01:25:37,950
Die, sick giant.

1333
01:25:41,710 --> 01:25:42,350
What is it.

1334
01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,790
what? It doesn't work.

1335
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,960
God. Hit them all.

1336
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:47,800
Hitting each one of them.

1337
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,600
Now we are dying.

1338
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:49,800
Now we are dying.

1339
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:52,120
Why didn't that happen? Why doesn't it work? I don't know.

1340
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,960
Oh wait, I forgot to turn it on.

1341
01:26:24,070 --> 01:26:27,270
Did we kill him? no.

1342
01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:31,950
Why? Come on, stroller.

1343
01:26:31,950 --> 01:26:32,390
Oh.

1344
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:46,640
Oh.

1345
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:55,760
we will all die

1346
01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:26,470
Alone.

1347
01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:37,740
Not on my watch, sir.

1348
01:27:52,070 --> 01:27:52,950
Oh, disgusting.

1349
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,120
And that's your statement about Snake.

1350
01:28:43,210 --> 01:28:43,530
Oh,

1351
01:29:12,300 --> 01:29:13,180
Thank you very much.

1352
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:14,300
Thank you.

1353
01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:26,700
A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision to one day bring their dream to life

1354
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,620
filming a big movie.

1355
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:34,380
And last year, despite everything, I can proudly say that that dream was real.

1356
01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:34,870
Our.

1357
01:29:39,270 --> 01:29:43,750
As my friend Kenny likes to say, the snake is a metaphor for monsters

1358
01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:47,030
that come for all of us if our dreams remain unfulfilled.

1359
01:29:47,110 --> 01:29:50,709
And to be clear, there is also a snake that is not a metaphor.

1360
01:29:52,150 --> 01:29:53,030
Oh, my God.

1361
01:29:53,110 --> 01:29:57,110
Big greetings to cla, Simon and Katie tr.

1362
01:29:58,870 --> 01:30:00,010
And our love for.

1363
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:00,480
Thanks.

1364
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,320
Although we may not have the rights.

1365
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,000
We don't know.

1366
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:07,400
We don't have any.

1367
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,320
We definitely have no rights.

1368
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:17,120
This is our completely unauthorized, possibly illegal Sony reboot

1369
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:18,000
classic movie.

1370
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:24,560
Ladies and gentlemen, Anaconda.

1371
01:30:26,410 --> 01:30:41,290
Alone.

1372
01:30:58,300 --> 01:30:58,540
It.

1373
01:31:44,230 --> 01:31:49,630
Are you Doug McAllister? Ha? You directed the unauthorized version

1374
01:31:49,630 --> 01:31:53,470
Anaconda even though you had no rights? That.

1375
01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:59,950
I watched your little movie and loved it.

1376
01:32:00,270 --> 01:32:01,230
I liked that.

1377
01:32:01,550 --> 01:32:02,390
That's why I'm here.

1378
01:32:02,390 --> 01:32:07,710
I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda and I want you to direct it.

1379
01:32:09,230 --> 01:32:09,950
Are you in there?

1380
01:32:13,950 --> 01:32:15,310
my anaconda

1381
01:32:44,020 --> 01:32:50,760
Baby? Doc, my anaconda doesn't want my anaconda doesn't want anything unless you have it

1382
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:51,720
butts on.

1383
01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:03,520
I like big asses and I can't lie Two other brothers keep denying and when a

1384
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:06,640
a girl walks in with a tiny tiny when you stand around think in your face who

1385
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:11,040
becomes springy. Do you want to get up strong, have you noticed that the bottom is stuck? Hold it

1386
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:15,520
the jeans he's wearing i'm hooked and i can't stop staring oh baby i

1387
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:20,600
I want to be with you and I took a picture of you oh my.

1388
01:33:36,540 --> 01:33:36,700
god

1389
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:02,540
That.