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♪ The Simpsons ♪

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[Bart] This is it, Bart.

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If you strike Uter out,

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the team gets a pizza party
and you'll die a legend.

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Lose and we just get the pizza party.

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I've seen better batters
at the International House of Pancakes.

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This is a children's game,
Herr Comic Book Mensch.

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And?

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Und das ist mein son
that you are trash-en talk-en.

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Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known--

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Send this eunuch back to Munich!

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Blitzkrieg!

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-[grunts] Ow, ow, ow!
-[spectators gasp]

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-[Comic Book Guy screams]
-[all cheering]

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It only took 200 years,
but baseball finally got interesting.

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Hey! [exclaims]

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[all grunting]

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[mutters in German, grunts]

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Dang, that dude's a certified badass.

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-[scoffs] Our dad could take him.
-He teaches Brazilian jujitsu on Zoom.

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My dad does security for James Corden.

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You know how many people
wanna punch James Corden?

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Well, my dad's a badass too.

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I bet he could kill everyone in town
through workplace incompetence.

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[giggles] Oh, Bart, "dumbass" is
not synonymous with "badass."

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[laughing]

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Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do?

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Executes inmates via lethal injection.

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-Wow.
-Wow.

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Ha ha!

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My dad is tough, right?

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[screams] Please don't hurt me.
Just take my money.

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[goose honks]

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If that's not enough, we can go to an ATM.

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-[Homer whimpers]
-Mmm.

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Hey, slugger. Whatcha watching, the game?

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Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off.

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[Homer] I think Nurse Shark
is Nancy Pelosi.

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[groans]

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Hey, I got tickets to tonight's MMA fight.
Should be pretty badass.

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Uh, why don't you take Lisa?
She could use some toughening up.

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Homer, either bond with your son
or help me fold this laundry.

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[Homer] Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Ugh! Fine.

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[MMA announcer] Springfield Brawliseum,
are you ready to fist?

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[crowd cheering]

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Celebrities with us at ringside tonight,

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retired heavyweight champ
and CTE denier, Drederick Tatum.

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Aviator and man about town, Arnie Pye.

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And Latin TV star

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and owner of tonight's sponsor,
Ay, Mi Cabeza mezcal, Bumblebee Man.

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[crowd cheering]

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But first, it's time to scour the crowd
for our most macho fan.

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Is it this guy?

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-[grunting]
-[crowd cheers]

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[MMA announcer] How about this dude?

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[screams]

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[grunting]

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[crowd cheering]

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[MMA announcer] Or is it him?

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[crowd booing]

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[gasps] Look, sweetie.
We're on the kiss cam.

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-Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me.
-What the hell's your problem?

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My problem?

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[grunts]

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I have the wussiest dad in town!

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[gasps] Wuss?

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. [stammers]

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D'oh! Son of a…

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[grunts] D'oh! [yelps]

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Hey, Carl. Your shoelace is untied.

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So's yours.

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-Crisscross.
-Crisscross.

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-[Homer screams]
-Whoa.

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[screaming]

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-[grunting]
-[pounding]

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[screaming] D'oh!

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[screaming]

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-[thuds]
-[Homer groans]

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[spectators gasp]

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The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso.

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[crowd laughing, cheering]

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That was impressive!

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[gasps]

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Dad, Dad.

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Please don't cry on pay-per-view.

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Señor Fatso.

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That was the most hilarious fall
I've ever seen in my life.

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The antics, the physics,
the annoyed grunts.

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Sir, I would like to buy you a drink.

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Throw in a food and you got a deal.

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Wow! The Bumblebee Man.
You're a Springfield legend, dude.

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Like Krusty, or Duffman,
or the Tiki Bar Strangler.

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[chuckles] You flatter me, young man.
And, please, call me Pedro.

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I didn't know you, uh, yacht rock types
watch my show.

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Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish,

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but when you get kicked
in the junk by a nun,

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you speak
the international language of crotch.

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[chuckles] Believe it or not,

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I didn't set out
to be a physical comedian.

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I left Mexico with dreams
of being a serious actor in Hollywood.

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[Bumblebee Man] Unfortunately,
I was brought to the wrong sign

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by a stupid money-hungry coyote.

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[sighs] It was the worst day of my life.

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Then I came upon a grand opening
for a new Spanish-language TV station.

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It was the best day of my life.

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I ran in, destined to become a star

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no matter how long it took
or what I had to do to get there.

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[grunting]

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[screams, groans]

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[screaming]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[screaming]

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[screams, groans]

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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Mmm? [whimpers]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[in Spanish] Life is ironic and cruel!

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[laughing]

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[in English]
You, sir, are going to be a star.

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[gasps]

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[in Spanish] What? I don't speak English!

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[in English]
And so, Bumblebee Man was born,

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a tragicomic figure cursed by the cosmos,

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like Sisyphus or Benny Hill.

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No matter what life throws at him,
he always gets up and tries again,

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just like the hardworking people
that watch my show.

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So, day after day, year after year,

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I sacrificed my bumble body
on the altar of comedy.

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I thought I was invincible,
like Curly from the Stooges.

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But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp.

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I suppose time catches up to us all.

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Now my tired show limps on
in the shadow of its former glory.

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Simpsons, have you any idea
what this is like?

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Are you gonna quit?

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I was, until I saw your father's
hilarious fall down those steps.

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You got up without a scratch.

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[gasps] That reminds me.

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Homero, would you do me the honor
of becoming my stunt double?

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Stunt double? That's the badassiest job
a dad could have.

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He'll do it.

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-What, are you crazy?
-Think about it, Homer.

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You get to crash cars
and have bottles broken over your head.

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All the stuff you do now,
but you get paid for it.

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You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes.

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[♪ hopeful music plays]

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-You've got yourself a stuntman.
-He said yes!

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[♪ mariachi group plays "Wedding March"]

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[♪ mariachi music plays]

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There's the stuntman
that's going to save my career.

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Come in. It is time.

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This is no mere costume.

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It is the armor of hope,
a beacon of light,

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a symbol of truth, justice,
and the Mexican-American güey.

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Uh, Homero, you're wearing
the stinger in the front.

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[giggles] Whoops. A man can dream.
En garde. Ooh. Eh. Huh.

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Before we get started, I must ask you
to sign a nondisclosure agreement,

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for my fans would be devastated
to know I'm not doing my own stunts.

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No problem, Pedro. I sign tons of NDAs.

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In fact, I just signed one at work.

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Apparently, our drinking water is
full of radioactive…

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nothing.

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Mmm.

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[speaking Spanish]

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[director] Cut! ¡El doble!

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You got this, tough guy.

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[director] ¡Acción!

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Uh. Mmm. Oh.

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[gasps, screams] Ow! Ow!

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[screaming] Ow!

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-[grunts]
-[hisses]

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[sighs]

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[yelps]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[in Spanish] I do not like life!

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[laughing, cheering]

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[speaking Spanish]

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-[in English] Wow. Just like the old days.
-That fat güero can take a hit.

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-Homer!
-[cheering]

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Whoo-hoo!

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And then everyone on set high-fived Dad.
Even the non-writing producers.

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Ooh! They're a hard bunch to please.

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[singsongy] Bart's proud of Dad!

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-Bart's proud of Dad!
-[singsongy] Bart's proud of Dad!

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Oh, it's true. I can't wait
to tell the kids at school

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that my dad is Bumblebee Man's stunt guy.

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No dice, boy. That's a secret.
Remember, I signed that MDMA?

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Oh, man. What's the use
of having a badass in the family

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if you can't brag about him?

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Now I know how the Mangiones feel.

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Dad, isn't it problematic for a white man
to double for a Mexican actor?

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The director thought that too,
so he gave me these brown sleeves to wear.

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[gasps] But that's Brown face.

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No, it's just brown arms and legs.

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Besides, with all the ICE
going on these days,

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isn't it better to have a white guy suffer
instead of a Mexican guy?

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Well, you got me there.

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Not too much suffering, right?

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'Cause I don't want you
getting badly hurt.

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Relax, honey. It's all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

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I'll be fine.

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[♪ "Unknown Stuntman" playing]

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♪ I might fall from a tall building ♪

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♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪

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♪ That made Redford such a star ♪

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[♪ "Unknown Stuntman" ends]

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Look at all these fans.

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How come you never ditched TV
and became a movie star,

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like all those guys
who regret leaving SNL?

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Ah. I once wrote a script
for a Bumblebee Man film.

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It was a time travel comedy,
and a love letter to my beloved Mexico.

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I sent it to every studio in Hollywood,
but no one understood it.

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Maybe I should have written it in English.

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Bah! What you gonna do?

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[in Spanish] Go on. Ask him sweetie.

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[in English] Can I smash you over the head
with my crowbar?

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Uh, I would love to, but, uh,
it's a union thing.

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But you can hit my friend if you'd like.

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Huh? D'oh!

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Honey, I'm ho… What the hell?

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Well, I'm just hugging you.
I'm happy you're home.

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-[grunts]
-[Homer whimpers]

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Are you crying?

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Yes. I've never gotten
an after-work hug from you before.

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Also, I have three fractured ribs
on that side.

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It sucks not being able
to brag about my dad.

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How can you stand not getting credit
for all those awesome stunts?

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Hey, who needs credit when you get
after-work hugs from your twin boys?

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[distorted]
Did you get a concussion today, Dad?

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Maybe. Don't tell your mothers.

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Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman.

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All in a day's work, amigo.
Yep, anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood.

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Bumblebee Man? Wow!
I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny--

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Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.
Of course I know you.

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Oh, my goodness. Every great bit
I ever did was because of you.

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Power wash enema,
crab Jacuzzi, fire ant facial.

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[chuckles] You're too kind.

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Tell me, when is
the next Jackass picture coming out?

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Oh, I'm done with those, man.
My body just can't take it anymore.

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00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,399
But the studio keeps asking.

245
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,237
They even suggested
I secretly use a stuntman.

246
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,657
[chuckles]
The nerve of those frijole counters.

247
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,325
They don't get guys like us.

248
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,787
We'd rather traumatize a film crew
with our grisly on-set death

249
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,290
than ever let some stuntman
take our hits, right?

250
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,960
Hey, Pedro, they need us back
on set so we can--

251
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:36,297
Huh. Who's this fella
that's got your exact size and build?

252
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:41,678
[stutters] This is my trainer.
He keeps me comedically obese.

253
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,515
Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby.

254
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,102
Let's toast. They might have replaced
our knees, shoulders

255
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:54,315
and, uh, other stuff,
but they can never replace our integrity.

256
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,694
[whimpers]

257
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:03,074
I am a liar and a fraud.
What was I thinking hiring a stuntman?

258
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,869
You were thinking let someone else
get banged up for a change. That's fine.

259
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:12,500
No. My audience expects
to see me getting banged hard and often,

260
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,711
and I lied to them.

261
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:19,132
For what? Ratings? Money?
A stupid Calvin Klein ad?

262
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,884
[sobbing]

263
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,762
I'm nothing but a sellout.

264
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,307
Hey, come on now,
don't cry in front of the gringos.

265
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:33,646
That's it. I'm quitting.
Show business is no place for a phony.

266
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:38,151
You can't quit now. The show's a hit,
and my son's never been prouder of me.

267
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,989
I'm sorry, Homero. Nothing in the world
can make me change my mind.

268
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,073
Hola, Pedro.

269
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:49,245
I am Alejandro González Iñárritu,
Oscar-winning director of The Revenant.

270
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,622
[gasps] That movie was so funny.

271
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:56,002
When that bear ate the boy from Titanic.

272
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,212
[laughs]

273
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,589
Yes, thank you.

274
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,967
I found your old script,
and I must make this film.

275
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:07,430
You will be the star
of the most action-packed, death-defying,

276
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,099
uninsurable picture ever made.

277
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,559
What do you say?

278
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,814
I say let's make a bee movie!

279
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,275
[♪ mariachi group plays
"Hooray for Hollywood"]

280
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,362
[♪ mariachi jingle plays]

281
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,864
[crowd cheering]

282
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,993
It's so nice of Pedro
to let us come along for the filming.

283
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,162
What's this movie about anyway?

284
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,332
Well, if my Spanish is correct, and it is,

285
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:38,252
it's an epic time travel adventure
about a humble bee man

286
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,670
who gets hilariously hurt

287
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,423
during the most important moments
in Mexican history.

288
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,050
Mark my words!

289
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,470
This action-packed film is
going to make billions,

290
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,431
in Mexican pesos, at the box office,

291
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,100
and do you know why?

292
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:58,523
Because I'm willing to risk it all.
Brain damage, paralysis, life itself!

293
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:03,152
You said this was all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

294
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,612
[chuckles] Don't worry, Marge.

295
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,657
I'm sure something
got lost in translation.

296
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,033
He said it in English.

297
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,159
[speaking Spanish]

298
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,286
Because no matter how dangerous,

299
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:18,501
Bumblebee Man has always
and will always do his own stunts.

300
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:23,589
Uh. FYI, I don't do my own stunts.
He does.

301
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,633
That guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle.

302
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,469
Mmm. Sweet.

303
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,346
-[screams] Spicy!
-[exclaiming] What?

304
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:34,725
You lied to your fans, to your country,
to your own director?

305
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,935
The movie's off!

306
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,522
What if we hide his face
with this green screen mask?

307
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,107
[Homer] Hmm?

308
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,692
The movie's back on!

309
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,779
[Alejandro] We are in Lake Texcoco
thousands of years ago.

310
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,658
Here, Bumblebee Man
will find a symbol from the gods

311
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,827
that will one day
be emblazoned on the flag

312
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,955
and in the heart of every Mexican.

313
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,457
Cue the snake and eagle!

314
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,878
[screams] No! Ow!

315
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,880
No, they're biting me! [screams]

316
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,424
[Alejandro] Cue more snakes
and bigger eagles!

317
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,593
-[snakes hissing]
-[eagles screeching]

318
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,929
[Homer screaming] Get 'em off me!
Too many snakes! [screams]

319
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,683
My childhood dream has come true.

320
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,810
[Homer] There's a snake inside me!

321
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,562
[♪ "Viva México" playing]

322
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,821
[screams, grunts]

323
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,825
[screaming]

324
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,952
-[bell rings]
-[grunts]

325
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,204
[♪ "Viva México" ends]

326
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,122
[gasps] Dad's home!

327
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,583
-[groans]
-[chuckles]

328
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,335
-[yelps]
-[Bart grunts]

329
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,920
-Good Lord!
-[gasps] Dad!

330
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,130
What the hell? You dodged my hug.

331
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:50,635
Can't hug.
Spent all day getting my Aztec kicked.

332
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,679
Homie, you can't keep doing this.
You have to quit.

333
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,558
The pain pills? No, I need them.
Plus, they're so cheap here.

334
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,978
Why in God's name would you
put yourself through this?

335
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,316
Uh, you're not just doing this
to impress me, are you?

336
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,195
Yes, but there's also
the bromance element.

337
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,656
So many threads.

338
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,325
-[Marge] Mmm.
-[Homer groaning]

339
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,911
[in Spanish] Luz,

340
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
there's something you must know…

341
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,917
[in English]
We interrupt Juan Life to Live

342
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,835
to bring you this English news bulletin.

343
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,047
Beloved actor and hometown hero
Bumblebee Man has been exposed

344
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,382
for using a stunt double.

345
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,594
Late last night, our station received
this photo from an anonymous source.

346
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,138
Hey, that's the picture Bart took.

347
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683
[in Spanish, grunting] Why you little…

348
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,144
[in English, chokes] I didn't do it.

349
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,188
[grunts] It wasn't him.

350
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,523
It was me.

351
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,608
It was? I thought I did it.

352
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,026
I guess we both did it?

353
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,112
I was lying a second ago. I also did it.

354
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,948
-Why, you little… [grunts]
-[choking]

355
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,658
I'm sorry about Pedro,

356
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,578
but we couldn't stand by
and see you get killed.

357
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,372
Or worse,
become someone we have to sponge.

358
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,832
[shudders]

359
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:07,169
Oh. You care for me,
but don't want to care for me.

360
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,381
I feel the same about all of you.

361
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,008
[camera shutters clicking on TV]

362
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,635
I deny these vicious rumors.

363
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,220
And to clear my name,

364
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:21,851
I invite my fans to come see me perform
my movie's most dangerous stunt.

365
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:26,856
A comedic tumble down the steps
of Teotihuacán.

366
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,108
The pyramid of Teotihuacán?

367
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,321
That's suicide!
And still on our list of sights to see.

368
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:37,533
To the pyramid of Tootytotai…
To the Mexican triangle!

369
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,828
[camera shutter clicks]

370
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,289
Homero, you are
the only one he will listen to.

371
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,665
You have to stop him.

372
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,459
Why are all these cameras set up?

373
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,170
Well, better to have coverage
and not need it

374
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,963
than to need it and not have it.

375
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,424
Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-coming!

376
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,427
Huh. Can I talk to the transpo department?

377
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,016
Pedro, stop! You can't do this.

378
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,311
I must.
I was supposed to suffer for my fans,

379
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,064
to distract them
from their daily troubles,

380
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,774
and I lied to them.

381
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:15,821
Now my only path to redemption is pain,
hilarious pain.

382
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,074
[grunts]

383
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,368
Your fans don't want
to see you suffer for real.

384
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,287
They just wanna see
a goofy guy in a bee costume

385
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,247
saying "Ay, yi, yi" about stuff.

386
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,876
All I wanted was for my son
to think I was a badass.

387
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,171
But you know what I learned
after taking all that brutal punishment?

388
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,300
I hate that kid,
and what he thinks doesn't matter.

389
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,552
-[cracks]
-Oh. [chuckles]

390
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,762
It does that now.

391
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,639
[cracks]

392
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,643
Ay, Dios. Look at you.
Making this movie has broken the body

393
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,896
of my best non-Mexican friend
in the world.

394
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,565
[sobs] Can you ever forgive me?

395
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:56,362
[sobs] On one condition.
Don't do this stupid stunt!

396
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:01,575
-I won't! I love you, man!
-I love you too!

397
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,661
[both sobbing]

398
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,961
What do you say we get out of here
and go eat a taco stand into submission?

399
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,422
[sniffles] Sounds like a plan, amigo.

400
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,133
[both yelping]

401
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,427
-[Homer screaming] D'oh! D'oh!
-[Bumblebee Man grunting]

402
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,928
[gasping]

403
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,555
-Homero!
-Dad!

404
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,015
The UNESCO World Heritage site!

405
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,728
[both screaming]

406
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,187
[Homer] D'oh! Oh! Son of a…

407
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,272
[both yelp]

408
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,025
-[Homer screaming]
-[Bumblebee Man shouting in Spanish]

409
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,111
[laughing]

410
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,201
[in Spanish] This man's suffering
takes away my troubles!

411
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:48,372
[in English] It's beautiful.
We will take out the gringo in post.

412
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,375
[♪ mariachi group plays
The Simpsons theme]

413
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,460
Oh, so good.

414
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,172
[chuckles] Man, we sure are lucky
we didn't get hurt in that fall.

415
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,299
Uh, I'm not so sure.

416
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593
[Homer] Hmm.

417
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,055
Excuse me, amigo, are we dead?

418
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,182
Hmm.

419
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,393
[Homer grunting]

420
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,228
No, in a coma,

421
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:15,191
but get comfy
'cause you're gonna be here for a while.

422
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,362
It might be nice to have a break.

423
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,490
And some cold cervezas.

424
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,910
Homero, my friend. You read my mind.

425
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,537
[♪ "Cien Años" playing]

426
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,548
[♪ "Cien Años" ends]

427
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,636
[♪ Spanish song playing]

428
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,590
[♪ song ends]

429
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,842
[whistles]