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(film reel rolling)

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(dramatic music)

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*

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(film reel rolling)

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I haven't been
this beat up

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since my Aunt Fifi's
bridal shower.

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(male
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.

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(male
The ride's over, Bret.

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(male
Yeah, you're on your own, pal.

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(Bret)
Oh, fellas!

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Come on!

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(upbeat dance music)

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Who would've thought
a simple change

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of phone number
could've caused

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so many problems?

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You actually thought
that you could use

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my old number
and pretend to be me

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for your own personal gain?

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You moron!

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(Bret)
Go right ahead, judge me.

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Jules?

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But to fully understand
the pickle

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I got myself into,

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I think we should
start from the beginning.

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(Jules)
You hug the seam.

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And you, big boy,

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you go right
up the middle. Ready?

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(blows whistle)

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(male
Yo man, no cuts!

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(Bret)
Time out!

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Hey, baby.

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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?

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(punk rock music)

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*

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(notification pings)

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*

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(male punk singer)
* We're the kids
in the school *

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* Who get trashed
and we break all the rules *

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* They try to drag us
to the office,

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but what can they do? *

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*

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* We puff, puff, puff, suck

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* A cigarette till
we've gotten enough *

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* The teachers pulling
out their hair

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'cause there's nothing
they can do *

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* We're a problematic youth *

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* Hey, hey mister

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* We ain't goin' nowhere *

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* Hey mister

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* We ain't goin' nowhere,
nowhere, nowhere, nowhere *

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*

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* The tall boys
hit the streets *

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* With such a ruckus
it awakens the trees *

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* The dogs are barking
but it's our block *

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* What can they do?

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*

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* We ain't goin' nowhere *

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* We ain't goin' nowhere *

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(Bret)
And that, my friends,

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is how a guy catches
a class A case

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ofthe stink.

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(arguing)

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(male
Come on, this the box out.

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Right there,
right there, boom, boom!

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Oh!

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(glass breaks)

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(male
It was--you didn't need that.

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That's great.

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One way to make
more room in the truck.

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Nice.

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(male
Ah, piss warm,
but so be it.

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(male
Whoever invented yoga pants

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deserves a Nobel Peace
of ass prize.

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(sound of disgust)

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What?

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(male
We gotta talk.

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(male
You got the stink,
Bretty boy.

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And a mad motherfuckin'
case of it.

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(Bret)
No kiddin'.

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Ever since Jules
dumped my sorry ass.

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(male
Tell me about it.

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That girl full-on puked
in her mouth

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when she saw you.

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All you have to do is be
confident in who you are

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and you could have
anything or anyone you want.

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(male
Yeah, fake it till you make it.

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Act like you're packing
a baker's dozen.

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(phone beeps)

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-That's your phone again?
-I'll check it later.

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(male
What, is that--
Oh, that's Jules, ain't it?

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(Bret)
Just mind your own business.

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(struggling)

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(male
Give it up, give it up,
give it up.

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What the?

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Holy shit!

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Peace man!
Jules just sent Bret

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a text of her
blowin' some dude.

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(Paz)
Don't fuckin'
tease me like that, G.

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(G)
"This one plays for the Jets,

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and unlike you,
he has endurance."

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Oh, that is grim.

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(Bret)
It only happened one time.

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It was supposed
to be a quickie.

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(Paz)
Let me see it.

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(Bret)
Give me my phone.

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Topping it all off,

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I was forced to wash
down the shit sandwich

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of Jules cheating
by moving

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to where the rent
was cheapest.

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(female
Hey boys!

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Wow!

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Hey Ma!

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Now, here we go, boys.

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Thirty seconds left, G,

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Check it, we're gonna steal
this game.

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(G)
Keep counting
your chickens, son.

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My Founders are
still up by one.

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Yeah, but we got The Saint.

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(Paz)
Yo, do your thing, cuz.

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This is where Tyson St. James
is magic.

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He's watching the clock
tick down.

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Seven, six, five...

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(announcer
And The Saint goes hard
to the hole!

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(cheering)

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(chanting "Saint")

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(Paz cheers)

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Welcome back,
I'm Vance Avery

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live from the Knights'
locker room,

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and that was
a sizzle-riffic game one.

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Philly came tonight
ready to play...

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(Bret)
There he was.

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My childhood idol.

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A New York hero,
The Saint.

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Living the dream
with millions of dollars,

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a supermodel wife,

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and endless talent
on the court.

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Oh, thanks, Vance.

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I feel, uh,
it was a good game.

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You know, I've gotta
give all the credit

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to my teammates,
the coaching staff,

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our owner, Phil Page,

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and, of course,
the big guy, God.

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So, my son has the stink.

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Go do something
about it, I say!

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Look at these ball players,

146
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not much older than you,
most of them.

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And not a stinky
one among them.

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Michael, he has a successful
landscaping business.

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-Thanks, Ms. R.
-Garrett is a well-paid suit.

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(G)
Thank you, Marie.

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(Ma)
And you got bupkis.

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Thanks, Ma.

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Except a nice face.

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And a silver tongue.

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You wanna be
a sportscaster,

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be a sportscaster.

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(Bret)
It's not that easy, Ma!

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(Ma)
Nothing's easy.

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I took out a second
mortgage to pay

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for six years of college.

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And here you are
back at home unemployed.

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(Bret)
I'll get another job.

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What you need to get first
is a good girl.

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Or just go out
and bang out an ugly one

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and rebuild from there.

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Thanks,
I'll get right on that.

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Well, not with this
you won't.

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Ladies pick up
on the little things

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like duct tape

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and disgusting BJ pics
from exes.

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Well, Jules does have
nice breasts.

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I'll give her that.

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A skank's a skank.

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Tomorrow when you go
job hunting in the city,

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I want you to get
a new phone,

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and a new number.

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(breaks)

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(Bret)
Mom, was that
really necessary?

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00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,635
I can't afford
a new phone.

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(Ma)
Well, listen,
I am doing you a favor.

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Go prosper.

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And get yourself laid.

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(quirky music)

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(Vance Avery)
A little birdie told me
this in my ear.

185
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Now, if New York
wins the finals

186
00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,852
is it true that you'll
be donating

187
00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:28,021
a million greenbacks
to charity?

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(Saint)
You're good, Vance.

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-Staged!
-Not!

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(Saint)
But yeah, I've
agreed to donate

191
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my bonus
to Jump Higher,

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a charity formed by
our team owner's daughter,

193
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Nikki Page.

194
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Wave to the camera, boo!

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(Bret)
Nikki was perfect

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from the moment
I saw her.

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Look at that girl.

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00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,640
But why would
a high-class girl like her

199
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ever want a schmuck like me?

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She deserved a prince.

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Or a saint.

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(Saint)
That was a nice plug
on the charity bit.

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Very good.

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00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,617
(Vance Avery)
Oh, you betcha.

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00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,785
S Man.

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Sure thing.

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00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,054
So, uh, you got
my kickback?

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00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,391
(intense music)

209
00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,926
(Saint)
Have you lost
your mind, motherfucker?

210
00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,596
Shut your mouth
and know your role.

211
00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,532
Scar be in touch.

212
00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,934
How 'bout the boss'
daughter, though?

213
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,636
Her shitty charity
is worth a million

214
00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,772
if I get to tap
that ass.

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00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:22,275
(Vance Avery)
I'd be tapping.

216
00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,477
(Saint)
Yeah.

217
00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:26,079
(dramatic techno music)

218
00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:30,518
*

219
00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,352
Hey, hey baby,
what's going on?

220
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,921
(tiger growls)

221
00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,990
(orchestral music)

222
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,091
Who are these whores?

223
00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,226
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

224
00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,494
Son of a bitch!

225
00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,962
"Congrats, daddy.

226
00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,230
Let's hook up soon.

227
00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,798
XOXO."

228
00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,099
You pig!

229
00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,100
Ah!

230
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,537
Goddamnit, girl,
that hurt!

231
00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,704
I done told you
I don't know

232
00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,840
who them bitches are,
I swear!

233
00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,076
I had the same number
since my rookie year.

234
00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,978
It's getting late,

235
00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,346
I had a big night,

236
00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,248
now come on.

237
00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,850
Get in the bed
and let's celebrate.

238
00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:03,984
Whoa!

239
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:07,821
*

240
00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,057
Yeah.

241
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,925
That's what I'm
talkin' 'bout, baby.

242
00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,326
Serve your king!

243
00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,261
Yes!

244
00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,129
Yes!

245
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,431
Ah, what the fuck, Gianna!

246
00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,533
I told you I had
that phone

247
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,701
since my rookie year!

248
00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,002
Well, now it's broke.

249
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,337
You need a new phone
with a new number.

250
00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,505
And amore...

251
00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,641
nopusetauntil
finals are over.

252
00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,209
What? Wait a minute.

253
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,311
You know I can't function
without thepuseta.

254
00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,813
(Gianna)
Well, too bad.

255
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,915
If I find you
cheating on me,

256
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,118
I ruin you right before
I take half your money.

257
00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,688
Do you understand?

258
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,890
I make love
to shower head tonight.

259
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:50,330
*

260
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,299
You fuckin' bitch!

261
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,502
(hip hop music)

262
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,237
(female
Bret Reynolds?

263
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,840
As in the actor?

264
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,474
(Bret)
Uh, that's Burt Reynolds.

265
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,777
Okay, I'm supposed
to meet my friend.

266
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,278
Are we almost done here?

267
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,649
*

268
00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,450
I want you to smack
yourself in the face.

269
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,752
-Hard.
-What are you talking about?

270
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,153
(Scar)
Then dunk
your head in the bucket

271
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,255
until I call you back.

272
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,624
All set.

273
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,358
My guy slipped
your phone into the system,

274
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,994
backdated six months
untraceable.

275
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,197
(female
I just need to assign
a number. Wanna choose?

276
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,933
(Bret)
Wow, that's a lot
of options.

277
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,935
(Saint)
Damn, all my people
had that number.

278
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,637
Might take some time,
but I'll get the word out.

279
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,638
We'll rebuild.

280
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,239
(Bret)
That one.

281
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,242
Good choice, Bret Reynolds.

282
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,911
Just be careful 'cause Gianna's
keeping a close watch.

283
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,313
Maybe you should abstain
until the finals are over.

284
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,349
Abstain?
Are you serious?

285
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,384
I'm not like
other athletes, Scar.

286
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,585
I need sex.

287
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,854
My game depends on it.

288
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,922
(Scar)
I know, baby, I know.

289
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,523
*

290
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,492
(Bret)
It was a relief
to be free of texts

291
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,494
from crazy Jules.

292
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,329
But what I got instead
was a stream

293
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,931
of cryptic messages.

294
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,399
*

295
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,701
(Paz)
York House. Cool!

296
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,636
I've been kicked
outta there twice.

297
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,839
Nikki Page has always
been an obsession of mine.

298
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,307
If I can bang that out,

299
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,142
I know I can win
the finals.

300
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,212
(Scar)
On it. Meanwhile there's
an escort waiting inside.

301
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,380
Custom fit.

302
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,916
*

303
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,550
(Saint)
She know what she
signing up for?

304
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,219
Already paid her extra.

305
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,121
Room 1302.

306
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,623
*

307
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,624
That reminds me,

308
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,625
I should call this guy back

309
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,727
before he drowns.

310
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,395
(Saint)
Yeah, you do that.

311
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,931
(Bret)
That afternoon,
Paz helped me hunt for temp jobs

312
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,365
by calling around
to his buddies

313
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,367
in the Blue Collar Mafia.

314
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,636
You have no idea
how much power

315
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,106
these guys actually
wield around town.

316
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,207
Don't believe me?

317
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,375
Talk to the Deputy Mayor
when City Hall's

318
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,411
sewage pipes back up
next Thursday

319
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,847
and crap flows
like the Nile.

320
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,849
The mob can kill you.

321
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:53,353
But the BCM can make
your life miserable.

322
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,588
(rock music)

323
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,157
(G)
Yo, what's the emergency?

324
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,759
(Bret)
You're not gonna
believe this, man.

325
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,360
I get a text
on my new phone, right?

326
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,862
Telling us to go
to the York House.

327
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,530
Now, I think it's just
you messing with us,

328
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,832
but when we get there,

329
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,599
look what's waiting for us.

330
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,569
(angelic voice singing)

331
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,005
(Paz)
Gold bling
and killer bud, dude!

332
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,006
Stop playing.

333
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,274
(Paz)
Fuckin' sweet, right?

334
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,508
(Bret)
What do I do, G?

335
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,477
I just stole thousands
of dollars.

336
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,512
(G)
Stole? Bro!

337
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,348
This is a swag bag.

338
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,282
A what?

339
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,616
(G)
Gratis.

340
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,518
Rich people get
this shit for free all the time.

341
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,688
Keep it, dog.

342
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,057
Oh, that's pimp.

343
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,058
Really?

344
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,993
I'm not sure how I feel
about this.

345
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:37,630
(G)
Well, how about we test
out this stankity dankity,

346
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,767
and then see how you feel.

347
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,869
(glass clinks)

348
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,370
(Paz)
I'm in.

349
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,907
Just, if you were wondering,
I'm in definitely.

350
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,810
(Bret)
So, I did what any
red-blooded American would do.

351
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,544
Got high as a kite,

352
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,446
and by the time
we finished smoking,

353
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,448
my phone was blowing up.

354
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,349
Again?

355
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,185
This thing is non-stop.

356
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,520
(Parisian music plays)

357
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,289
(Paz)
I say we go.

358
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,857
(Bret)
That's because you're
stoned and stupid.

359
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,325
I say we return the phone.

360
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,693
(G)
What? Come on, yo.

361
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,796
This is Oz,
like the hottest club in town.

362
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,130
If you wanna meet
movers and shakers,

363
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,866
Mr. Sportscaster,
that is where to hang.

364
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,535
(male
And what is your question,
Sir?

365
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,971
(male
So, I think my wife
is sleeping with a co-worker,

366
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,672
but it could also
be in my head,

367
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,508
because my numbers
are down this month,

368
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,810
and then he's killin' it.

369
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,011
What do you think?

370
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,779
Never look a butterfly
in the eye

371
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,580
when it's time
for bees to mate.

372
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,851
*

373
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,820
(male
Yeah, mm-hmm.

374
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,021
Yeah, you're right, Henri.

375
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,889
Thanks a lot, man,
thanks a lot.

376
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,858
Here's something
extra for you.

377
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,659
Fuck that bitch.

378
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,994
(G)
Gotta love this guy.

379
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,762
He's the fuckin' Yoda of
hot dog carts.

380
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,097
(Bret)
That made sense to you?

381
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,867
(Paz)
Yo, you're next, ask him
about Oz.

382
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,803
(Bret)
Two foot longs with
mustard and ketchup,

383
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,006
and Henri,
I have a question, too.

384
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108
Uh, so there's
this club like...

385
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,776
(Henri)
Time is a precious
flower, monsieur.

386
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,478
Allons-y,let's go.

387
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,049
(Bret)
Should we go to Oz
or should I return the phone?

388
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,784
(Henri)
It is what it is,
it be what it be.

389
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,419
Sometimes you're the dog,

390
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,555
sometimes...

391
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,557
you're the tree.

392
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,359
(Bret)
Okay.

393
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,460
(G)
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

394
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,962
My main man, Henri!

395
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,529
The usual. Will I--

396
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,066
(Bret)
Oui, monsieur,
you will get laid tonight.

397
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,901
Deux fois.

398
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,070
(G)
I told you!
Fuckin' Yoda!

399
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,571
(Paz)
Eh, Henri,
I already know

400
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,106
the key to the universe
is pussy.

401
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,476
So, I'm gonna get two dogs,
heavy on the kraut.

402
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,643
Thank you.

403
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,012
(Bret)
What have I got to lose?

404
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,848
(phone keys clicking)

405
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,885
(laughing)

406
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,652
(notification ping)

407
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,255
(club music)

408
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,324
*

409
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,826
Oz was everything
I dreamed it would be.

410
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,229
Where the pretty people
rubbed elbows

411
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,031
and various other
body parts.

412
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,665
The guy who had
this number before me

413
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,201
had a life that I didn't.

414
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,436
And right about now,
I needed.

415
00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:02,209
*

416
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,044
(male
All right, so your boy
told us to take care of you,

417
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,679
so we're gonna put you
in our prime seating area.

418
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,780
For real.

419
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,016
So, who's your boy anyway?

420
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,118
(Bret)
I knew this was
a bad, stupid,

421
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,686
dumb, moronic, idiotic idea.

422
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,956
Honestly,
I have no idea.

423
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,490
(male
Good, kid,
way to keep it discreet.

424
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,592
Listen, the bottle's on us,
don't even tip.

425
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,428
And Big Sweat knows
he'll let you bring ladies up

426
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,429
from the dance floor.

427
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,396
If you need anything.

428
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,397
(snaps finger)

429
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,799
Have a good time.

430
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,769
(laughs)

431
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,204
She's cute.

432
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,840
(Paz)
She's like a Barbara Streisand,
but now.

433
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,175
My type.

434
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,876
Guys, I'm gonna roll
a few appletinis

435
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,345
and circle back.

436
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,412
And don't worry,

437
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,680
the Paz man...

438
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,315
has got it under control.

439
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:47,287
*

440
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,256
(female
Listen, if you're not
gonna at least pretend

441
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,292
to try to impress me,
I'm never going home with you.

442
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,962
(G)
Hey, uh, how about
we head to my crib

443
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,796
and smoke a little cheba?

444
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,398
(female
I'm in!

445
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,899
(Bret)
Okay.

446
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,602
Gotta find Paz,
let him know we're out.

447
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,736
(G)
Let's split up.

448
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,205
I got the girls.

449
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,474
And focus, son,
find your game.

450
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,643
Don't be stinkin' up
the stabbin' cabin.

451
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245
Ladies.

452
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,148
*

453
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,717
(male
Consider this to be
your lucky night.

454
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,819
(Nikki)
Get your hands off of me!

455
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,421
(Bret)
Hey, man, that's enough.

456
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,490
-Hey, who the fuck are you?
-That's enough!

457
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,924
(male
I will end you.

458
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,459
(Bret)
Oh, yeah?

459
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,760
(snaps fingers)

460
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,629
(male
Whoa, what the f--

461
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,732
(murmur of crowd)

462
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:37,570
(Nikki)
Hey, thank you.

463
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,906
(Bret)
Oh!

464
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,708
It, it's you!

465
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,010
(Nikki)
Do I know you?

466
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,611
(Bret)
No, no, I'm a...

467
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,745
(G)
Yo, Bret!

468
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,447
(dance music)

469
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,049
(male singer
* Oh yeah,
shake it, shake it *

470
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,551
* Oh yeah,
shake it, shake it *

471
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,853
(Bret)
Oh no!

472
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,455
Excuse me.

473
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,224
(Nikki)
Yeah.

474
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,691
Thank you.

475
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,960
(Paz)
Hey!

476
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,029
Get over here.

477
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,496
Yeah, yeah!

478
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,065
(screaming)

479
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,567
(Bret)
No, Paz, not the dip.

480
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,602
(thump)

481
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,404
(Under the soil)

482
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,340
(music winds down)

483
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,478
Okay, all right, buddy.

484
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,746
(Paz grunting)

485
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,880
(Paz)
I danced, I danced!

486
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,415
(Bret)
Yes, you did dance.

487
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,883
(G)
Yeah, man.

488
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,152
You did the cha-cha.

489
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,919
(Paz)
I danced, I danced.

490
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,589
(Bret)
You did.

491
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,690
(Under the soil)

492
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,060
Wow.

493
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,162
This is his address.
You take the tunnel,

494
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,398
he'll wake up on route 3,
he always does.

495
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,532
Thanks!

496
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,533
Good night, buddy.

497
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,169
(vomit sounds)

498
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,237
(Nikki)
Hey, cute cell phone case.

499
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,073
Hey!

500
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,041
I wanted to thank you
for saving me

501
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,310
from Mr. Date Rape.

502
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,012
I owe you.

503
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,881
Bret, right?

504
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,151
(Bret)
Yeah, and you're Nikki.

505
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,786
How did you know that?

506
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,622
(Bret)
Oh, I saw you last night,

507
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,326
but, but not in a stalker way.

508
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,061
(G)
How you doin'? I'm G.

509
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,296
And I would like
to apologize

510
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,631
for everything he just said.

511
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,068
(Bret)
Yeah, I mean, on TV,
your charity.

512
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,836
(female
Are we, like, going?

513
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,671
(female
Or like, not?

514
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,807
Yes! Absolutely!

515
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,476
(muffled music plays)

516
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,379
Looks like you're
in for a treat.

517
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,516
(Bret)
Actually, the girls
are both going home with G.

518
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,484
(sound of indifference)

519
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,985
(wind whipping)

520
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,588
(G)
Later.

521
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,824
Wow.

522
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,559
(Bret)
You need a cab?

523
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,596
No, no, I'm actually
waiting for my friends.

524
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,166
(Bret)
Oh, cool.

525
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,235
You maybe wanna
go out sometime

526
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,570
with a fellow Knights fan?

527
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,671
(laughing)

528
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,972
(Nikki)
Oh, nice!

529
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,774
And you weren't actually
gonna go home

530
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,176
with Tweedledee?

531
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,510
(Bret)
Pft, nah.

532
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,978
(Nikki)
Because that would've been

533
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,213
a really big sacrifice

534
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,250
just to...ask me out.

535
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,420
(Bret)
Well, I am asking.

536
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,722
*

537
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,023
Wow.

538
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,959
A lot of unread messages.

539
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,894
(Bret)
Party invites.

540
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,863
(female
Nikki, come on.

541
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,231
Don't lose my number.

542
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,799
(Bret)
Not a chance.

543
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,868
(laughs)

544
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,735
(Nikki)
Bye.

545
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,305
(Bret)
Bye.

546
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,240
Wow!

547
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,475
I couldn't believe it.

548
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,109
In a single day
I had partied

549
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,311
with New York's elite

550
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,181
and met the girl
of my dreams.

551
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,250
What other powers did my
new best friend possess?

552
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,585
(Vance Avery)
He brought the all-around game,

553
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,387
and The Saint played
the rim well

554
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,523
with eight rebounds
and 24 points last night.

555
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,359
The key thing is you
can't carry the whole load,

556
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,894
but he does promise
to give a million dollars

557
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,830
to the Jump Higher charity
for underprivileged kids.

558
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,099
So, stay tuned
because Philly

559
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,734
is back here on Tuesday

560
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,403
in the house
The Saint built

561
00:18:56,503 --> 00:19:00,072
for game two
of the finals.

562
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:04,811
Holy shhhit.

563
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,748
Are you 100%?

564
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,951
(Bret)
I got 18 texts so far.

565
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,154
Five of them confirm
without a doubt.

566
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,023
(Paz)
Can you bitches please

567
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,392
bounce that ball
a little softer?

568
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,529
(Bret)
Trust me, guys,
it's The Saint's.

569
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,198
I don't know, guys,

570
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,166
as much as I loved
last night,

571
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,801
I'm thinking I'm gonna
go to the store today

572
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,069
and get a new number.

573
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,038
(Paz)
Are you nuts?
You struck gold!

574
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,140
(G)
Yeah, Paz man speaks the truth.

575
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,575
Score with this Nikki chick,

576
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,109
and take advantage
of the access.

577
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,011
(Bret)
Sure, until I get caught.

578
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,281
(Paz)
Why, you think The Saint's
getting these messages, too?

579
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,982
(Bret)
Nah.

580
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,451
It's gotta be an old number.

581
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,819
Getting texts from girls
wondering why

582
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,255
he's not responding.

583
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,691
(G)
Whoa, you're not responding?

584
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,025
(Bret)
And say what?

585
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,694
Guys, it turns out
that my childhood hero

586
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,196
isn't just secretly
a major player,

587
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,165
he is fucking Caligula.

588
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,500
(Paz)
That's crazy, yo.

589
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,435
With that primo
supermodel ass waiting at home,

590
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,504
I'd be ordering take in
every night.

591
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,239
(G)
Dude, you have to respond
to these texts

592
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,774
and keep it going.

593
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,175
What else has come in?

594
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,945
Well, let's see here.

595
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,347
Besides from
the nasty sexting

596
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,683
and the multiple
titty shots...

597
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,318
He just got a text
from a car dealer

598
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,153
offering to let him
test drive the new Bentley

599
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,490
for a month,
no obligations.

600
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,192
(Paz)
And I'd suppose
The Saint could, I don't know,

601
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,961
send over an assistant
to pick up the car?

602
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,664
No fucking way.

603
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,132
(cheering)

604
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,735
(hip hop music)

605
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:40,307
*

606
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,575
(screaming)

607
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,043
(G)
A black man
driving a Bentley,

608
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,845
I am going the speed limit.

609
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:52,285
*

610
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,554
(laughing)

611
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,855
(Paz)
It's a thing of beauty!

612
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,690
(G)
You are not lying.

613
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,791
It's so easy.

614
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,360
They just handed me
the keys and say,

615
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,694
"Say hi to The Saint."

616
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,296
(laughing)

617
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,265
All right, we need
some ground rules.

618
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,667
Gold phone
rule number one:

619
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,136
We only take
what's coming to us.

620
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,339
Gold phone rule number two:

621
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,441
we can imply
that we know him,

622
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,708
but we never use
The Saint's name,

623
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,944
not spoken,
not in text, nothing.

624
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,078
(G)
Mm-hmm.

625
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,480
(Bret)
And number three,

626
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,681
we don't steal anything.

627
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,350
All the offers
have to be gratis,

628
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,785
no strings attached,
just like the car, got it?

629
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,654
(Paz)
Totally.

630
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,256
Okay. Let's see
what this bitch can do.

631
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,592
(female singer
* Couple of misfits
walking through life *

632
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,161
* With our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a fuck *

633
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,230
* Just a couple of misfits
tryin' to get a quick fix *

634
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,867
* Selling our soul
for a buck *

635
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,336
* A couple of misfits
walking through life *

636
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,005
* With our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a fuck *

637
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,075
* Just a couple of misfits
tryin' to get a quick fix *

638
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,144
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *

639
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,113
(Bret)
The phone was magic.

640
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,382
It was opening doors
that my ass

641
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,216
could never open on my own.

642
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,551
Suddenly I had a surge

643
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,387
of newfound confidence.

644
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,521
I was the man.

645
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,390
In fact,
the phone had become

646
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:07,326
my secret weapon
to eradicate the stink.

647
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,862
(Bret and Paz)
Three, two, one!

648
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,564
(screaming)

649
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,332
(G)
Zip, you can't talk shit.

650
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,801
Until you, until you know

651
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,769
how to play some basketball,
you can't talk!

652
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,771
If Rebus would've played
it would've been great.

653
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,072
(Paz)
"If Rebus would've played,"

654
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,474
if Rebus would've played."

655
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,742
The Founders,
Founders are

656
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,677
about as good
as the gum on my shoe.

657
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,746
(G)
If Rebus was playing
we would've won that game.

658
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,314
(Paz)
Oh yeah, if Rebus was playing
we would've won that...

659
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,849
(G)
He would've won that game!

660
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,852
(Paz)
If Moses would've
split the ocean!

661
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,587
(photographer)
That's great,
big smiles everyone.

662
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,457
(Nikki)
Thank you so much for having us
in your home.

663
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,258
Anything for you
and the kids, Nikki.

664
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,794
(Nikki)
And again, I am so sorry
that your secret got out there.

665
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,431
I've, I've grilled everybody
at the charity,

666
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,865
but I can't seem
to get a culprit.

667
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,934
(Saint)
Sports reporters
can play dirty.

668
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,602
But look on the bright side,
it frees me up

669
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,837
to do more publicity
for you.

670
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,305
(Nikki)
Oh, thanks.

671
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,741
All right, that's it.

672
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,009
So, kids, let's wave
goodbye to The Saint.

673
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,144
(kids)
Bye!

674
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,380
(Nikki)
Bye, guys!

675
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,215
-So precious.
-So cute!

676
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,617
(Saint)
Yes, they are the future.

677
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,052
Hey! How about
we exchange numbers.

678
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,120
I, uh, have this
event later,

679
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,388
if you wanna join.

680
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,291
(Nikki)
Oh, I, I would,
but I have...

681
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,325
(Saint)
A hot date?

682
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,761
(Nikki)
Kind of.

683
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,228
But really,
thank you so much,

684
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,164
you really are amazing.

685
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,199
And, um, I hope
you and Gianna

686
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,469
have fun tonight.

687
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,771
(Saint)
Thanks, bye.

688
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,877
"Hope you and Gianna
have fun tonight, bye."

689
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,278
Looks like Page's
little girl

690
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,046
is playing hard to get.

691
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,648
(Scar)
You can't just go
full force like that.

692
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,116
You've gotta
grease her up first.

693
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,018
(Saint)
I did, why the hell you
think I'm doing

694
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,753
this charity bullshit?

695
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,589
(Scar)
Last I heard Nikki
didn't have a man.

696
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:43,856
I'll find out what changed.

697
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,391
(Saint)
Well, do it and do it fast.

698
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,494
Five days without a nut
is draining my battery.

699
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,762
I need, I need it.

700
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,330
(Scar)
Shh.

701
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,499
I'm trying.

702
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,833
(Saint)
Make something happen.

703
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,069
'Cause I need
to recharge my mojo.

704
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,006
Soon.

705
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,674
(crow squawks)

706
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,045
(Scar)
How's this?

707
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,114
You'll be at Gianna's
fashion show Friday, right?

708
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,549
(Saint)
Unfortunately, why?

709
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,918
(Scar)
We use it as cover.

710
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,220
When the show starts,
Gianna will be on the runway.

711
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,523
For the next 30 minutes,
you can play out

712
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,591
any fantasy you like.

713
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,627
I'll reserve a private
room in the basement.

714
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,194
I've used it before.

715
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,730
(Saint)
All right, fine.

716
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,765
Get me three girls,
Neapolitan style,

717
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,800
and make sure they know
what they're up for.

718
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,168
(Scar)
Circus is coming to town?

719
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,170
(Saint)
Goddamn right.

720
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,705
(orchestral music)

721
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,141
(Bret)
We'll have your best
caviar with the cabernet

722
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,909
while we decide on entrées.

723
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,311
(phone vibrates)

724
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,582
(male server)
I apologize,
but we do not offer caviar

725
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,851
for complimentary guests.

726
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,119
Complimentary.

727
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,387
I appreciate
the gesture,

728
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,557
but I can cover
our bill just fine.

729
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,493
(male server)
Oh.

730
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,629
Uh, so it must be fun
working with your dad

731
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,064
and the team, huh?

732
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,632
(Nikki)
I really just try
and focus on my charity.

733
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:00,867
The kids are my team.

734
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,168
There's this girl
named Rachel

735
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,670
and she just loves
basketball.

736
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,304
And when she has
the ball in her hand,

737
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,540
she just...

738
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,408
Your phone sure
goes off a lot.

739
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,410
(Bret)
Sorry, let me just...

740
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,412
(Nikki)
Yeah! Yeah, sure, go ahead.

741
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,781
(phone vibrates)

742
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:19,218
*

743
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,053
(phone keys clicking)

744
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:25,958
*

745
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:26,859
(Bret)
Sorry.

746
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,360
(male server)
We owe him?

747
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,596
Him?!

748
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,364
(restaurant falls silent)

749
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,733
*

750
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,135
(female server)
Caviar will be right out.

751
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,938
*

752
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,207
Honestly...

753
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,109
I hate caviar.

754
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,143
You serious?

755
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,377
Yeah.

756
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,947
I'm more of a burger/dog
kind of girl.

757
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,248
I'm sorry
if I disappointed you.

758
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:50,382
(Bret)
Are you kidding me?

759
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,119
I, I had no idea
how I was gonna

760
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,888
choke this crap down.

761
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,089
You like dogs?

762
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,058
I got the spot.

763
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,226
Here it is.

764
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,061
(Bret)
Willie! We're out.

765
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,396
*

766
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,865
Put it on my tab.

767
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,399
*

768
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,001
(Nikki)
Thank you.

769
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,236
(Willie)
But...

770
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,838
*

771
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,205
(groans)

772
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,744
(male singer
* Energy

773
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,980
* You bet you didn't
shift my ground *

774
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,249
Mmm!

775
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,717
(Bret chuckles)

776
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,385
This is incredible.

777
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,654
Nikki Page!

778
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,022
New York Knights fans
wanna know...

779
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,658
you love basketball,

780
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,359
you hate fancy restaurants,

781
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:36,228
youloveChez Be patient.

782
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,164
So, what's your story?

783
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,966
Is this an interview

784
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,367
or a date?

785
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,770
Can you help out
a future sportscaster?

786
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,437
(Nikki)
Oh, right!

787
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:46,639
Shoot.

788
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,407
So, Miss Page,

789
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:52,544
America wants to know
how you got to be so awesome.

790
00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:55,381
Oh, no, no,
I wouldn't say awesome.

791
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,884
But I come from
a good family.

792
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,653
My dad's a blue collar guy
who worked his tail off

793
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,655
to get to where he is, so...

794
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,657
he's a huge
inspiration to me.

795
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,893
I try and live up to that.

796
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,128
But when it really
comes down to it,

797
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:12,464
I'm just a simple girl
from Jersey.

798
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,801
(Bret)
Wait, you're from Jersey?

799
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,402
That's where I live.

800
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:19,471
(Nikki)
I thought you said
you lived in Tribeca.

801
00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:20,940
Well, yeah, now,

802
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,641
but that's where I grew up.

803
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,243
I didn't know
you were Jersey.

804
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,278
(Nikki)
Yeah! Born and bred.

805
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,279
(Bret)
Oh!

806
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,481
(laughing)

807
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,452
(Nikki)
But, sadly,
I don't really get back much.

808
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,455
Well, how about
a boat ride?

809
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,957
I got a hookup.

810
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:41,493
Nothing like watching
the city as you drift away.

811
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,429
Works great on dates.

812
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:47,099
(Nikki)
Well, since this is a date...

813
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,301
I will confirm
the effectiveness.

814
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,502
Well, you better
be careful.

815
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,805
This boat thing
is a pretty smooth move.

816
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,708
I call it
"the reverse Titanic."

817
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,343
Why's that?

818
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,779
(drum music)

819
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:04,183
(Bret)
I'm the king of the city!

820
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,584
Do you trust me?

821
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,254
*

822
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,689
(male singer
* So the story goes,
so I've heard it said *

823
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,958
* That you left
your land

824
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,860
to trade for a place
so far away *

825
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,463
* So out of date that only
you could understand *

826
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,766
* And at the ceiling
of my feeling

827
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,534
backed up against the wall *

828
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:23,836
* Sweet thang

829
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:27,039
you know
I'd fall in line *

830
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,640
(male singer
* You'd better dig

831
00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:32,211
and take a look
inside yourself *

832
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:36,548
*

833
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,649
* She

834
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,386
(male singer
* She

835
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,354
wants to be free *

836
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,858
*

837
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,026
(male singer
* I

838
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:51,931
(male singer
* I wanna know

839
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:55,434
*

840
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,735
(male singer
* She

841
00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:03,009
(male singer
* She wants to be free

842
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,877
* Yeah

843
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,045
(male singer
* I

844
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:10,016
(male singer
* And I...

845
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,784
(Nikki)
I keep on waiting
for the shoe to drop.

846
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:15,154
Are you sure you don't
have a wife or some, like,

847
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,124
deep, dark secret?

848
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,658
(Bret)
I had a girlfriend,

849
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,693
but she was certifiable.

850
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,429
And I'm not talking
normal chick crazy,

851
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,264
I'm talking...

852
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,501
Sorry, let me rewind that.

853
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,037
(Nikki)
No, no, I agree.

854
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:34,606
Most chicks are crazy
like most guys are liars.

855
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,942
Liars?

856
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,276
(Nikki)
It, it's probably just me,

857
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,978
but I seem to have
a chemical attraction

858
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,848
to guys who are
truth challenged.

859
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,315
(Bret)
You don't say?

860
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,051
(Nikki)
Yeah, I mean,
it's not like

861
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:48,287
I go out looking for them,
but somehow they find me,

862
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,990
or I find them.

863
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,526
Or maybe I'm just
super gullible.

864
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,727
No!

865
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,063
I mean it.

866
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,398
The last guy,
he lied about everything.

867
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,201
His, his job,
his car,

868
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,971
the fact that he still
lived with his mother.

869
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,675
Anyways...

870
00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,878
This is me.

871
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,250
Do you, um...

872
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,585
(chuckles)

873
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,553
...wanna come up?

874
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,823
(Bret)
Oh, I'd love to.

875
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:28,627
But I should go.

876
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,229
(Nikki)
Good answer.

877
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,666
(soft rock music)

878
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:38,971
(female singer
* Always

879
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,773
* On the run

880
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:46,378
* Always

881
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,681
* On the run

882
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:53,619
*

883
00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:57,056
* On the run

884
00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,859
*

885
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,329
* On the run

886
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:06,865
(Bret)
With that one
incredible kiss,

887
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,168
I knew she was the one.

888
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,206
(Gianna moaning)

889
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,909
(sighs)

890
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:20,712
(Gianna)
Oh god!

891
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,448
(Saint grunts)

892
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,649
Oh god!

893
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,651
(grunts)

894
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:27,753
(Gianna moans)

895
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:30,256
Oh! Oh god!

896
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,391
Oh, yeah.

897
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,162
Oh God no!

898
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,097
(grunts)

899
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,799
(high pitched moan)

900
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,201
Vance Avery?

901
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,303
As in the sports
commentator?

902
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,504
Yeah.

903
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,240
I found out he's going
to the Intimate Disguise

904
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,309
Lingerie Fashion Show
on Friday.

905
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,311
I think you should
totally go

906
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,714
and see if you can
strike up a conversation.

907
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,416
(Bret)
Oh yeah, that sounds good.

908
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,651
(Ma)
Your laundry's on the bed.

909
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,852
Who's that?

910
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,188
(Bret)
Um, the maid

911
00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,156
comes in
on Thursdays.

912
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,192
(Ma)
Your room's a pigsty,
by the way.

913
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,927
Wow, she doesn't
hold back, does she?

914
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:11,097
(Bret)
Yeah, very judgmental,
in fact.

915
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,665
(Nikki)
Anyway, so I was thinking

916
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,168
I would score you
some tickets

917
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,104
so you can go
and meet with him.

918
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,505
(Bret)
No, no, no,
don't worry about it.

919
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,207
I got a hookup.

920
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,874
(Ma)
You want
chocolate chip pancakes?

921
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,176
She cooks, too?

922
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,944
(Bret)
Premium service.

923
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:29,181
I, I, I should probably
tend to the help.

924
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,183
Enjoy the game tonight,
I'll look out for you.

925
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,584
Bye!

926
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,853
Bye.

927
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,689
(exhales)

928
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:38,790
(Ma)
What?

929
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:41,593
(rock music)

930
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,729
(announcer
It's true, they just
didn't have an answer

931
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,764
for Philly's newfound
defense.

932
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,233
Tyson St. James
couldn't shake his

933
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,636
startling 7 point,
3 for 13 shooting performance.

934
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,404
(G)
Yes, yes, the ain't!

935
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,939
Tyson ain't James!

936
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,075
(Vance Avery)
Erectile dysfunction.

937
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,876
(announcer
Get some Viagra, boy.

938
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,811
(Paz)
What the hell just happened?

939
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,181
The start of a comeback,
losers.

940
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,149
Yes!

941
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,117
(Bret)
Look, there she is.

942
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,219
(G)
Oh, poor little debutante.

943
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,755
It's not funny, G. She's got
a million bucks riding on this.

944
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:10,989
(G)
No sympathy.

945
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,092
(Paz)
Did you seal the
deal last night?

946
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,660
(Bret)
No, it didn't feel right.

947
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,694
Oh, gee.

948
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:16,995
(sniffs)

949
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,065
You smell something stinky?

950
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,866
(G)
Oh yeah,
that's some stank all right.

951
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,268
Yo, guys, I'm serious.

952
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,536
I sold her a total
bill of goods last night.

953
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:27,573
We gotta find me some bank
from this phone and quick.

954
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,508
She's gonna realize
I'm not all I said I was.

955
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,577
(G)
Or you could just
tell her the truth.

956
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,412
-That's not an option.
-So, does that mean

957
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,481
we're going to the lingerie show
to meet that producer?

958
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,183
I'm texting around
to find a way in.

959
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,784
(Paz)
Uh, yeah!

960
00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:40,819
(G)
Wait, wait, wait,
hold up, hold up, hold up.

961
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,055
What about gold phone
rule number one,

962
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,623
only take what comes to us.

963
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,824
(Paz)
Boo!

964
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,426
I want my lingerie.

965
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,295
You know
that sounds gay, right?

966
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:52,698
Sometimes rules
gotta get broken.

967
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:58,704
(Saint)
Scar, I'm dying!

968
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,339
We all are, honey.

969
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:03,275
I've got the girls
lined up for tomorrow night.

970
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:03,909
Come on.

971
00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:04,910
(kisses)

972
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,745
Limo's waiting.

973
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,284
(Saint)
Son of a...

974
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,886
(upbeat techno music)

975
00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:18,957
*

976
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,659
(Bret)
Bret R. plus two.

977
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,061
Not here, man, sorry.
Back of the line.

978
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,631
My, my guy likes
to keep it on the DL.

979
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,599
It's a rough game
for him last night, huh?

980
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,501
Oh, you ain't lying,
you ain't lying.

981
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,069
(Bret)
Hey, big man,
it's all cool

982
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,604
if you wanna text
The Saint,

983
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,005
make sure we're legit.

984
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,141
I'll tell you what,
chill here,

985
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,942
let me check things out,
all right?

986
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,577
(Paz)
You never got on
the list, did you?

987
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,812
(G)
And you just broke
gold phone rule number two.

988
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,148
(Bret)
Yeah, yeah.

989
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:45,984
Just get ready to run
if my plan fails.

990
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,553
I'm betting he still
has The Saint's

991
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:48,920
old phone number.

992
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,055
(G)
You call that a plan?

993
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,590
(notification ping)

994
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:55,026
*

995
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:55,994
(chuckles)

996
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:56,995
(Paz)
Faux bro.

997
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,096
I gotta remember that.

998
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:01,600
(G)
Easy, Jersey Shore.

999
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:02,501
"Fo sho"?

1000
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,069
What are we,
boys in the hood?

1001
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,471
I'm pulling the chute,
I'm out.

1002
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,805
(Bret)
Oh no, guys,
come on, come on.

1003
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,106
(bouncer)
Whoa.

1004
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,242
Well, looks like
you're in, fellas.

1005
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,243
Let 'em in,
let 'em in.

1006
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,612
Sorry about that.

1007
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:14,813
Name's Roti.

1008
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,648
Have a good time, fellas.

1009
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,784
All right, playboy.

1010
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,286
Nah, nah, nah.

1011
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:23,989
Watching you all night, kid.

1012
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,857
*

1013
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,793
*

1014
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,561
*

1015
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,430
(G)
Yo, this is off the hook!

1016
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,632
(Paz)
And they're serving
appletinis.

1017
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:37,169
Appletinis, Bret!

1018
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,605
(Bret)
Yo! Easy, killer.

1019
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,673
Pazmanian devil
stays in his cage.

1020
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:44,142
(Paz)
Name the last time
he came out.

1021
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,511
(Bret and G)
Oz.

1022
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:46,245
(Paz)
Sure.

1023
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:47,846
Throw that in my face.

1024
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,715
*

1025
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,683
*

1026
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,652
*

1027
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:54,853
*

1028
00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:55,854
Thank you, sweetheart.

1029
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,022
Could you do me a favor?

1030
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,123
Could you bring
my wife

1031
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,325
another drink
in the back?

1032
00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,092
That girlie one she likes.

1033
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,694
All right,
appreciate that.

1034
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,162
Mm, mm, mm.

1035
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,131
(G)
So, uh, do you model?

1036
00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:07,866
(female
I do online porn.

1037
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,167
(G)
Wow.

1038
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:12,404
I like porn.

1039
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,939
(Bret)
Keep an eye on the Paz man.

1040
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,374
Gonna network.

1041
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:19,044
*

1042
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:22,548
(Scar)
Text Saint "Boiler room C."

1043
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,518
*

1044
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,754
(Bret)
Name any basketball
player any year.

1045
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,389
(Vance Avery)
Come on, man,
what are you doing?

1046
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,458
Do I look like
a game show host?

1047
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,560
Breaking up
ebony and ivory here.

1048
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,595
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play?

1049
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:37,729
All right.

1050
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:39,130
How about, uh...

1051
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,899
Jefferson Whitmore, boom!

1052
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:44,336
(Bret)
Six foot four, 180 pounds,
played at Arkansas.

1053
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,872
First rounder in '81,
12th overall.

1054
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,274
Three seasons
with New York,

1055
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,508
then he went to Denver.

1056
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,209
(Vance Avery)
Ho-ho! Well, well, well.

1057
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,812
You wanna close this deal
with some PBG stats?

1058
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,347
(Bret)
27.3.

1059
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,915
(Vance Avery)
Oh, boom!

1060
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,183
What do we have here?

1061
00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,785
Vance Avery, man,
and you are?

1062
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,288
(Bret)
Bret Reynolds.
Future sportscaster.

1063
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:03,922
(Vance Avery)
You and everybody else, kid.

1064
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,891
*

1065
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:09,961
(Bret)
Hey, by the way,
Nikki Page says hello.

1066
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,364
(Vance Avery)
Oh, yeah,
how do you know Nikki?

1067
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:13,799
(Bret)
We're hanging.

1068
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,501
(Vance Avery)
Oh, you must talk a good
game, huh?

1069
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,002
Beating out those
high profilers,

1070
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:18,136
chasing that tail?

1071
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,137
(chuckles)

1072
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,306
You got a real deal reel?

1073
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,673
(Bret)
You'd watch my reel?

1074
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,610
(Vance Avery)
This don't waste time.

1075
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,978
*

1076
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,814
(laughing)

1077
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,081
(sighs)

1078
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:39,358
*

1079
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,392
(Scar)
He didn't get it.

1080
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,361
Did you text
his new number?

1081
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,095
(Roti)
When did he get
a new number?

1082
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:45,196
(Scar)
Recently.

1083
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:49,200
(Roti)
Well, yeah, I guess so.

1084
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,702
(notification ping)

1085
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:56,241
*

1086
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,510
Business calls, ladies.

1087
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,346
Peace!

1088
00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,048
(Bret)
The phone was granting
my every wish.

1089
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,249
Text by text,

1090
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,652
my dreams were starting
to materialize.

1091
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:12,858
*

1092
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,993
(whipping)

1093
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,127
(horn honks)

1094
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,663
*

1095
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,897
(grunting)

1096
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,066
(whipping)

1097
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,669
(muffled speaking)

1098
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,372
(circus music)

1099
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:28,106
(screaming)

1100
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,475
(male rapper
* What what

1101
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:30,709
(male rapper
* What it hit like

1102
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,778
* Tell me what
it hit like *

1103
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,513
* Yeah, I'm talking to you,
shorty, ain't no skin tight *

1104
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,482
* Come to my station,
I just ordered about 10 more

1105
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,183
bottles of the... *

1106
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,618
(Bret)
We're hitting the eject button.

1107
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:40,886
(Paz)
No way, I got one
in my sights.

1108
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,187
(Bret)
Too bad!

1109
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:44,356
Guess who I just saw
playing kinky the clown?

1110
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:45,524
My childhood idol?

1111
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,559
(Paz)
Oh, Scooby-Doo?

1112
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,261
(Bret)
What? No! The Saint.

1113
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:51,630
Wait, he's here?
Wait, I wanna meet him.

1114
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,164
(Bret)
Next time. Hey, G.

1115
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,633
-Come on, we're out.
-Are you loco?

1116
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,134
I am making time
with a porn star.

1117
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,404
(Bret)
You guys don't understand.

1118
00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,638
(Scar)
So soon?

1119
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,407
-That punk walked in on me.
-Shit!

1120
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,742
Oh no.
He's talking to the bouncer.

1121
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,377
(Roti)
You mean that dude
standing next to your boy?

1122
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,479
-My what?
-Your boy, your boy Bret.

1123
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,147
(Saint)
Look, I don't know
that motherfucker.

1124
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,115
Bring it in.

1125
00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,417
Roti, you watch the door.

1126
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:12,918
Me and Scar,
we'll flush him out.

1127
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,152
Fuck him up on three.

1128
00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:15,120
One, two, three.

1129
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,187
(all)
Fuck him up!

1130
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:17,956
(upbeat quirky pop music)

1131
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,992
(male singer
* Man, you're stressing
on the small things *

1132
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,228
Incoming.

1133
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,530
(G)
Definitely time to go.

1134
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:25,363
Ahh!

1135
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,932
I'll check out your work.

1136
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,133
(Paz)
Yeah, me too.

1137
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:35,106
*

1138
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,542
(mumbling apologetics)

1139
00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:37,909
(female singer
* You gotta slow way down

1140
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,277
'cause you're
moving too fast *

1141
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,480
(Saint)
Come here.

1142
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,114
(female singer
* 'Cause when you're
running on a hundred *

1143
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,716
Ah, beautiful!

1144
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,217
Wow!

1145
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:47,318
(applause from crowd)

1146
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,421
(Paz)
Gianna, I love you!

1147
00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,923
(Saint)
I'ma kill you!

1148
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,091
(Bret)
Come on!

1149
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,594
(laughing)

1150
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,264
(gasps)

1151
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,632
I can die now.

1152
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,068
I had a dream
about this once.

1153
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:06,605
I love my phone.

1154
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:07,272
(smacks)

1155
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,107
(Paz)
Again.

1156
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:11,309
Marry me?

1157
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,644
(Bret)
Sorry, guys,
we gotta go.

1158
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:13,579
(G)
Hi, Garrett Brown.

1159
00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:14,680
Hey, Garrett Brown.

1160
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,183
Oh, wow,
Garrett B-B-Brown.

1161
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:21,052
(male singer
* And you worry about
the wrong things *

1162
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,253
* Gotta stain
on your shirt,

1163
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:23,655
at least you
had dessert *

1164
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,357
* Man, you stressing
about the small things *

1165
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,827
* When the rain is dropping
on Mary Poppins *

1166
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,696
* Man, you're worrying
about the wrong things *

1167
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,631
(Scar)
Easy, easy,
we've got eyes.

1168
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,932
(Saint)
Bring me back
to those girls.

1169
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,467
(Scar)
Too late, Gianna's wrapped.

1170
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,035
(Saint)
How did they get
in there, Scar?

1171
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,471
(Scar)
Wait, wait,
let me see your phone.

1172
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,672
(male singer
* You had it, you got it

1173
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,240
* Don't think about it *

1174
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,275
(Scar)
He's got your old number.

1175
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,377
(Saint groaning)

1176
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:48,914
(Saint)
Shit!

1177
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,182
(cameras snapping)

1178
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,384
No no!

1179
00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,687
I just want some pussy!

1180
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,289
No!

1181
00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,357
(G)
I don't know, dog,

1182
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,291
it's been a fun ride,

1183
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,426
but it may be time to...

1184
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,427
(Paz)
Hang it up.

1185
00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:03,428
(G)
So to speak.

1186
00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,563
You mean, give it back?

1187
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,931
Guys, you can't be serious.

1188
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,733
Things are finally
starting to go my way.

1189
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,868
I just had a potential
career breakthrough,

1190
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,670
things are really
happening with Nikki.

1191
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:12,971
(Paz)
Well, you're lying
to her, cuz.

1192
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,906
She thinks you're
Mr. Money Bags.

1193
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,908
(Bret)
Wasn't it you two
telling me I need to fake it

1194
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,109
until I make it?

1195
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,444
Well, guess what,
it worked.

1196
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,846
And I'm not lying
if I can actually

1197
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,048
get this job
and become this guy.

1198
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,249
Help us out, Henri.

1199
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,084
Should I keep
using this phone?

1200
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,855
(Henri)
Only the phone knows
when it's time to disconnect.

1201
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,157
(Bret)
Yeah, thanks,
useful as always.

1202
00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,792
(Parisian music plays)

1203
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:35,561
(Henri)
Hey, oui monsieur,
you will get laid

1204
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:36,762
this weekend.

1205
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:37,929
(G)
Oh, that's good.

1206
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:41,800
(Henri)
But you will win
the lotto.

1207
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,670
(Paz)
Wait, n-nah, right?

1208
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,204
Here you go.
Thanks, Henri.

1209
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,973
(Bret)
Not giving up my phone.

1210
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,741
I had become addicted

1211
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,977
to the phone's power
like a junkie

1212
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,779
looking for a fix.

1213
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,513
Oh!

1214
00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:58,183
Just scored
a Tribeca loft.

1215
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,218
I was hooked.

1216
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,924
(television announcer)
Looks like The Saint
is going to hell.

1217
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,159
(Saint)
I just want some pussy!

1218
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,762
(Scar)
Okay, send me everything
you have on him.

1219
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,197
His name is Bret Reynolds.

1220
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,464
(Saint)
Where's this guy live?

1221
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:14,733
(Scar)
He lived on East 31st Street

1222
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,067
up until he got your number,

1223
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,502
then vanished.

1224
00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,638
Sneaky son of a bitch.

1225
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:20,972
Numbers usually have
a waiting period

1226
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,574
before re-release,
but since we had

1227
00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,509
to backdate yours
by six months...

1228
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,044
Goddamnit,
do you realize

1229
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,513
the type of texts
that came into that number

1230
00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:30,515
on a daily basis?

1231
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,183
This guy could
destroy my image.

1232
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,619
My marriage.

1233
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,553
This could cost me
my Under Armour endorsement.

1234
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,288
Which is why
we lay low

1235
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,757
until the finals
are over.

1236
00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,191
Agreed?

1237
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,927
You mean no sex.

1238
00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:43,629
(Scar)
For all we know,
this guy poisoned

1239
00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:44,863
any number of contacts.

1240
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,765
We can't trust anyone.

1241
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:48,767
Let's just lay low

1242
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,769
until my guy
pulls the phone logs,

1243
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,871
and then we'll decide
on a plan of attack.

1244
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:55,674
(Saint)
But Scar, how am I
supposed to play

1245
00:42:55,774 --> 00:43:00,378
tomorrow night's game
with no sex?

1246
00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,013
(Scar)
Don't even think about it.

1247
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,915
(Saint)
Come on, Scar,
I mean, this is business.

1248
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:05,917
Don't be stingy,
I'm desperate!

1249
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:10,155
(Scar)
Honey, unless you grew tits
and a vajay-jay overnight,

1250
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,557
it ain't happenin'.

1251
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:15,193
(sighs)

1252
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,431
(announcer
Saint started off better
tonight,

1253
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,533
but the magic,
she would not last.

1254
00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,803
(Vance Avery)
With New York down by 24
in the closing minutes,

1255
00:43:24,903 --> 00:43:27,005
it was Coach B.
who waved the white flag

1256
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,974
and took The Saint
out of the game.

1257
00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:30,976
Just a shocking,
shocking game five.

1258
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,510
(announcer
Put a fork in it,
they're done.

1259
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,945
(Vance Avery)
Lights out on the Knights.

1260
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:37,548
(Nikki)
Turn it off,
just turn it off.

1261
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,051
(Bret)
Well, if you're gonna
miss a game down in Philly,

1262
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:42,620
that was the one.

1263
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,089
(Nikki)
Well, it's a lot
more civilized here

1264
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:47,826
than dealing with
all those crazy fans at night.

1265
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,497
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

1266
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:54,199
(Bret)
What do you mean?

1267
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,067
(Nikki)
Well, let's just say if
we don't win the finals,

1268
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,069
my charity's
in some serious trouble.

1269
00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,938
(Bret)
I had no idea,
I'm sorry.

1270
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,507
(Nikki)
No, no,
it's not your fault.

1271
00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:03,742
(laughs)

1272
00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,143
And, well,
at least that really

1273
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,713
cute couple got engaged
on the Jumbotron.

1274
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,814
(Bret scoffs)

1275
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:10,816
(Bret)
Are you serious?

1276
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,083
(Nikki)
That's how my dad proposed,

1277
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:13,785
and they're still
going strong.

1278
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,020
(Bret)
Yeah, the fact that he
owns the team

1279
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,488
probably helps with that
a little bit.

1280
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:21,192
(Nikki)
You are such a wise guy!

1281
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:24,195
I happen to think
Jumbotron professions of love

1282
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:28,333
are the most romantic gestures
in the entire world.

1283
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:29,701
(phone vibrates)

1284
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,602
Oh, what's that?

1285
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:35,373
(Bret)
Sorry, it never stops.

1286
00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:36,942
(grunts)

1287
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,312
And what's that?

1288
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,348
(hip hop beat)

1289
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:48,787
(Bret)
That was the night
I officially lost the stink.

1290
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:51,056
And someone else
was developing

1291
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,724
a bad case.

1292
00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:55,226
(Latin inspired music)

1293
00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:56,227
(Saint)
Goddamnit, girl,

1294
00:44:56,327 --> 00:44:58,363
would you put
some fucking clothes on

1295
00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:01,232
unless you planning on
giving me some lovin'.

1296
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:03,401
(Gianna)
My heart still not
trust, amore.

1297
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:09,407
*

1298
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,109
And you don't
look so hot.

1299
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,879
(Saint)
But you do, sweetheart,
come here.

1300
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,714
(Gianna)
Icky, take a shower.

1301
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:20,051
And I go tan by pool...

1302
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,621
...nude.

1303
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,957
*

1304
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,492
You hear that, Horatio?

1305
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:29,460
We ain't invited
to the pool party.

1306
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,231
(phone rings)

1307
00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:34,900
What did you find out?

1308
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,835
(Scar)
My guy hacked
into the phone.

1309
00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:38,904
This kid Reynolds
is either an idiot savant

1310
00:45:39,004 --> 00:45:40,972
or just a colossal idiot.

1311
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,707
He's been hitting
the scene all over town

1312
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:44,575
by pretending to be you.

1313
00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,411
That piece of shit.

1314
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:47,745
(Scar)
Now, baby, baby.

1315
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:49,047
I want you
to keep calm,

1316
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,949
but it's my job
to tell you.

1317
00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:53,351
You'll never believe
which team owner's daughter

1318
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,253
he's dating...

1319
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,822
(thunk)

1320
00:46:00,826 --> 00:46:01,726
(Vance Avery)
Hey man, I have to admit,

1321
00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:02,760
it's a killer reel.

1322
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:03,929
You got skills!

1323
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:05,263
(Bret)
So give me a job.

1324
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,898
Reynolds, do you have
any idea how many

1325
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:09,034
sportscaster wannabes
there are out there?

1326
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:10,468
(Bret)
Yeah, but how many
have the balls

1327
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:11,803
to come up to you
cold like that?

1328
00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:14,072
Okay, there's no doubt,
you got some nuts.

1329
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,006
Hi, Vance!

1330
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,608
Oh, I know
that sultry sound.

1331
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,510
You tell darling Nikki
I said "hello."

1332
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,778
(deep exhale)

1333
00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:21,779
Okay, listen,
I'm getting ready

1334
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,381
to cash a nice,
big bonus,

1335
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,716
which means I'm gonna take
a little vacay next week.

1336
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:26,885
When I get back,
I wanna get this

1337
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,319
new show in development,

1338
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:30,621
which means I'm looking
for younger anchors

1339
00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:31,923
who really know
their stuff,

1340
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:34,692
but got the looks
to lasso the ladies.

1341
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,827
(Bret)
I'm your guy.

1342
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,062
(Vance Avery)
Easy stallion,

1343
00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,296
I gotta kick
the tires first, okay?

1344
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:40,899
Make sure you and I
are simpatico.

1345
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,301
So, uh, how about
a night out on the town?

1346
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,270
(Bret)
Fine by me.
Let me take you out.

1347
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,304
I'll pick the place.

1348
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:49,807
Done, and Reynolds,
make it good.

1349
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:55,080
(Nikki)
So, how'd that go,
my sexy sportscaster man?

1350
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,814
(Bret)
You know, baby,

1351
00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,617
for the first time
in my life...

1352
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,652
everything's falling
into place.

1353
00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:02,988
(phone notification ping)

1354
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:04,755
Anyone with half a brain
would've figured out

1355
00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:06,958
something was fishy,
but not me.

1356
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:10,695
Oh, perfect timing.

1357
00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:12,097
(female
He took the bait.

1358
00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:14,432
(Bret)
The phone was officially
in control.

1359
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:15,633
(Vance Avery)
Oh, ho-ho.

1360
00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:16,868
Always a pleasure
doing business

1361
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,036
with you fine folks.

1362
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,704
(Saint)
Double D,

1363
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:22,573
when you arrive here with that
motherfucker and his friends,

1364
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,176
bring 'em to VIP.

1365
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,578
Bret Reynolds
has no idea

1366
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,881
the kind of pain...

1367
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:32,483
he's about to feel.

1368
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,920
(Vance Avery)
Ouch, there was no
coming back from this one

1369
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,854
as game six
comes to a close.

1370
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,990
(announcer
Could you imagine
at the start of these finals

1371
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,758
that it would go
to game seven

1372
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,160
and that tonight
The Saint would have

1373
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,330
by far his worst performance
made even worse

1374
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,198
by challenging the coach
on the sidelines?

1375
00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:48,866
What we are watching
here tonight,

1376
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,070
ladies and gentlemen,
are the sins of The Saint.

1377
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,239
(Vance Avery)
Woo, I smell a meltdown.

1378
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,307
(Scar)
We'll take care
of this guy tonight,

1379
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:59,444
and get you back
on track for game seven.

1380
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,979
(Saint)
Scar...

1381
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,413
I could give
two fucks

1382
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:05,951
and a slice of cheese
about the finals right now.

1383
00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:10,055
All I care about
is taking down Bret Reynolds.

1384
00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:12,590
(Nikki)
Bret Reynolds?

1385
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:15,693
(Saint)
Nikki, hey, what are you--
what are you doing here?

1386
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:17,795
Well, I, I was
worried about you.

1387
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,099
And I have
a charity at stake.

1388
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:22,633
How do you know Bret?

1389
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,937
(hip hop music)

1390
00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:28,039
(male rapper
* Rain man, rain man

1391
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:29,574
* Do I play my cards right?

1392
00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:30,775
* Rain man

1393
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,211
* I call you,
you answer *

1394
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,813
(Bret)
Bret R. plus two VIP.

1395
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,449
(Jules)
Bret! It's me, Jules!

1396
00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:41,086
Excuse me, excuse me.

1397
00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:43,088
How the hell are you guys
at Decadence?

1398
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:44,422
(bouncer
Miss, get back in line.

1399
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:45,957
(Jules)
Chill, he's my boyfriend.

1400
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:48,526
-Boyfriend?
-We never had the talk.

1401
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,228
(Bret)
I've never seen her
before in my life.

1402
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,862
(bouncer
Miss, this is VIP only.

1403
00:48:51,963 --> 00:48:53,698
-They're not VIPs.
-They're on my list,

1404
00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:55,166
and you most
definitely are not.

1405
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,668
Now get back in line
or I'm gonna get ugly.

1406
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:58,970
*

1407
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,405
(Bret)
Boom.

1408
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,707
(Paz)
Oh no!

1409
00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:05,176
(G)
Ugh!

1410
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,711
(male rapper
* Do I play my cards right?

1411
00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,146
* Rain man

1412
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,748
(techno club music)

1413
00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:15,620
*

1414
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:19,290
(male singer
* I seen her dancing
in the middle of the floor *

1415
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:22,827
* Body moving,
we let the music take control *

1416
00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:24,695
* Oh

1417
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,531
* Oh, oh

1418
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,433
* Oh

1419
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,268
* Oh, oh

1420
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,936
* Oh

1421
00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:33,871
* Oh, oh

1422
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,706
* Oh

1423
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,275
* Oh, oh

1424
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:39,710
* Hey, no stop,
let's go *

1425
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,379
* Body rock and roll

1426
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,281
* Hands are smooth,
control *

1427
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:45,383
* Till you can't no more *

1428
00:49:45,483 --> 00:50:06,237
*

1429
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,505
(Double D)
Credit card.

1430
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,040
(Bret)
Put it on The Saint's tab.

1431
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:10,775
Text him to confirm.

1432
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,511
*

1433
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,012
What?

1434
00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:17,014
Dude, you just broke
gold phone rule number three.

1435
00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:18,316
(Bret)
Yeah, it's like five hundo
a bottle.

1436
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:19,884
That's like full on
thievery, bro.

1437
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,786
Guys, The Saint
is a total dirtbag

1438
00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:23,521
and a rich one,
he can afford it.

1439
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,522
That's not the point.

1440
00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:25,990
Well, now's not the time
to discuss.

1441
00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:27,158
(Paz)
Uh, actually it is.

1442
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:28,493
(Vance Avery)
Whoa-ho-ho!

1443
00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:30,628
Nice hookup, Reynolds.

1444
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,597
Oh, I love art.

1445
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,932
Hey, what's up,
what's up, what's up?

1446
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,134
Be right with you guys.

1447
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,068
Gotta finish
this phone call

1448
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,436
with my broker in China.

1449
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:39,170
Huh?

1450
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,838
No, ni fuckin' hao.

1451
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,107
(Bret)
Guys, Vance is
my ticket in.

1452
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:43,374
I'm trying to get
a job here.

1453
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,742
So, you get
on board with that

1454
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:46,144
or you go fuck yourselves.

1455
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:47,645
-Go fuck ourselves?
-Yeah, that's right.

1456
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:49,147
(Paz)
Do you really think
I would be here

1457
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:50,315
if I could do that?

1458
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:51,549
Wow, The Saint's
not the only one

1459
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,151
who turned out
to be a real douchebag.

1460
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,552
(Bret)
Oh! This coming from the guy

1461
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:55,986
who turned this phone
into his own

1462
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,422
private brothel,
that means a lot.

1463
00:50:57,522 --> 00:50:58,723
All right,
we're having an intervention.

1464
00:50:58,823 --> 00:50:59,990
Hand over the phone, Mr. Hyde.

1465
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,226
(Bret)
Don't even think about it.

1466
00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:02,393
(G)
Give him the phone before your

1467
00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:03,861
douchebag transformation
is complete.

1468
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,096
(Vance Avery)
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1469
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,864
Everything copacetic there?

1470
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:07,898
(Bret)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1471
00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,334
we're all just, uh,

1472
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:11,269
insisting
to pick up the check.

1473
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:13,671
(Vance Avery)
Well, well, well,
look who's arrived!

1474
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:15,072
Darling, Nikki,
how are you?

1475
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:16,307
(Nikki)
Good, hi.

1476
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,808
(Vance Avery)
You look wonderful.

1477
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:18,909
(Bret)
Hey.

1478
00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:19,977
Sorry about the game.

1479
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,479
(Nikki)
Oh, it's amazing

1480
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,948
how quickly things
just fall apart, isn't it?

1481
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:26,083
(Bret)
Guys, can you excuse us?

1482
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:28,253
(G and Paz)
Oh yeah, sure,
no problem.

1483
00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,821
*

1484
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,958
Nikki, I like you a lot.

1485
00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:36,227
In fact, sometimes
guys do stupid things

1486
00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:37,362
because we like
someone so much.

1487
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,163
(Nikki)
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1488
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:39,530
No, no, no.

1489
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:40,965
You don't have
to make excuses

1490
00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,733
for all my old boyfriends.

1491
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:45,803
You are so much better
than all of them combined.

1492
00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:48,939
Oh, another text.

1493
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:52,377
You are justsopopular.

1494
00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:54,111
Aren't you gonna
answer it?

1495
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,714
-I'll check it later.
-Oh, no, no, no, I insist.

1496
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,283
It can wait,
I need to tell you something.

1497
00:51:58,383 --> 00:51:59,784
(Nikki)
Check it!

1498
00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:04,655
*

1499
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,023
Uh, Bret.

1500
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,325
Not now, G.

1501
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,459
(Paz)
Hey, Bret.

1502
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,728
(Bret)
I said not now...

1503
00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,263
(Paz)
I think he knows.

1504
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,632
(Saint)
Bret Reynolds.

1505
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:15,866
Let's rap.

1506
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,469
(dubstep music)

1507
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,038
*

1508
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,540
You actually thought

1509
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,809
that you could use
my old number

1510
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,010
and pretend to be me

1511
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,546
for your own
personal gain?

1512
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,249
You moron!

1513
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,319
Scar, read him the tally.

1514
00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:35,986
(Scar)
Oz, 2 Gs.

1515
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,988
York House gratis bag,
11 Gs.

1516
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,058
Multiple shopping
excursions, 17 Gs,

1517
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,760
Bentley rental, 40 Gs.

1518
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:45,263
Tribeca penthouse
for six months, 80 Gs,

1519
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:48,666
for a total
of $150,000.

1520
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,702
(Saint)
That's some serious bank, nigga.

1521
00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:54,138
Okay, hold on.

1522
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,041
Look, I, I,
I may have bent

1523
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,676
the truth a bit
pretending to know you,

1524
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,279
but all of this stuff
was offered for free.

1525
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:02,313
(Saint)
For me!

1526
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:03,381
Not for some loser

1527
00:53:03,481 --> 00:53:05,716
and his two fuckin' stooges.

1528
00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:06,817
(Vance Avery honks)

1529
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,353
Game's over, Reynolds.

1530
00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:12,189
If I were you, I'd get good
at flipping burgers.

1531
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,124
Oh, Vance, come on,
I can explain.

1532
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:15,760
(scoffs)

1533
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,228
Who are you?

1534
00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,863
Nikki, I...

1535
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,431
(shuffling)

1536
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,032
(Saint)
Wait, Nikki...

1537
00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,634
I wanna give you
the million dollar check

1538
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,835
win or lose.

1539
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:28,172
How about we, uh,
meet before the game in private?

1540
00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:32,176
Yeah, uh,
my dad's office, seven o'clock.

1541
00:53:32,277 --> 00:53:33,811
Perfect.

1542
00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:34,912
See you there.

1543
00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:36,046
(Nikki)
You know what?

1544
00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:37,482
You really are a saint.

1545
00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,750
(Bret)
Oh, you have gotta
be kidding me!

1546
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,586
This guy is a total dog!

1547
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:42,687
I can prove it?

1548
00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:44,121
You wanna see some
of the text messages

1549
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,256
that come into his phone?

1550
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:46,991
Don't you meanyourphone?

1551
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:48,926
You are the only
girl in my life.

1552
00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:51,028
I promise you know
everything now.

1553
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:52,463
(Jules)
Bret, Bret!

1554
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,798
I saw you come in here.

1555
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,099
(Nikki)
Who are you?

1556
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:56,133
(Jules)
I'm Jules, his girlfriend.

1557
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,835
Who are you?

1558
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,770
(Nikki)
I amsoout of here!

1559
00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:01,572
She isn't,
she is not my girlfriend!

1560
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:04,575
(Nikki)
You are such a loser!

1561
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,210
*

1562
00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:08,846
So you guys aren't VIP,
are you?

1563
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,015
Thought so.

1564
00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:12,617
Totally a fan.

1565
00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:15,686
*

1566
00:54:15,786 --> 00:54:16,954
(whack)

1567
00:54:17,054 --> 00:54:21,426
*

1568
00:54:21,526 --> 00:54:23,160
(Bret)
And that's when
my buddies and I

1569
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,397
got that serious
ass whoopin'.

1570
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,934
You know how I got
my name, Bret?

1571
00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:32,169
I have divine powers.

1572
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,038
I'm a walking miracle.

1573
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:36,441
I wasmeantto be worshipped.

1574
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:39,310
And you try and take
that away from me.

1575
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:43,013
You will live
and die a mere mortal.

1576
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,115
You arenothing!

1577
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:48,586
Get rid of that number tomorrow.

1578
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,321
Or next time
you won't be able to tell

1579
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,156
which of your friends
are which.

1580
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:55,225
(Paz)
That's messed up,
'cause I'm white and he's black.

1581
00:54:55,326 --> 00:54:58,028
(Scar)
Yeah, boy wonder,
we got it.

1582
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,499
(Saint)
Oh, just so you know...

1583
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,101
I'm gonna win
game seven tomorrow.

1584
00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:08,105
Right after I bang out your
little girlfriend, Miss Page.

1585
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,540
(intense music)

1586
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,008
On her daddy's desk.

1587
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:13,411
(wham)

1588
00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:14,745
I haven't been
this beat up

1589
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:16,414
since my Aunt Fifi's
bridal shower.

1590
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:17,682
(Bret)
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.

1591
00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,216
(G)
The ride's over, Bret.

1592
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,551
(Paz)
Yeah, you're on your own, pal.

1593
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:23,688
(Bret)
Oh, fellas!

1594
00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,022
Come on!

1595
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:27,625
(soft rock music)

1596
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,260
*

1597
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:31,328
(male singer
* If we're going under,

1598
00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:32,563
got my scuba gear *

1599
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:33,998
* And I got one for you

1600
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:35,366
in case we take a dip *

1601
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:36,834
* I ain't really
good at swimming,

1602
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,002
but I heard you were *

1603
00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:41,038
* So you can help me out
as we sail about *

1604
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,272
* And with every kiss
we share,

1605
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:43,541
I give you my breath *

1606
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,009
* So, no matter how deep

1607
00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:46,310
you gon' have some left *

1608
00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:47,545
* Peace out

1609
00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,146
* See ya later, world

1610
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,781
* Free falling just me
and my... *

1611
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,717
(Ma)
Well, you screwed up
good this time.

1612
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,485
I don't know
what to do, Ma.

1613
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,421
(Ma)
Honey, I love you,

1614
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,322
but it's time
that you became a man.

1615
00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,624
Figure it out.

1616
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:02,226
And don't come home
until you do.

1617
00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:03,428
Ma!

1618
00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:05,496
(female singer
* All we have

1619
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:07,498
is far from love *

1620
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,868
* Oh, you just gotta
take my hand *

1621
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,202
* 'Cause if we're
going down,

1622
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,271
we're going down together *

1623
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:18,008
* Na-na-na, na, na

1624
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,109
* Na-na-na, na, na

1625
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,812
* Na-na-na, na, na

1626
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,147
* 'Cause if we're
going down

1627
00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:25,049
we're going down together *

1628
00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,817
(echoes)

1629
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,586
(dog sniffing)

1630
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,488
*

1631
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:33,057
(male singer
* Head first we gon'
splash that Olympic score *

1632
00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,425
(dog peeing)

1633
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,093
What the...

1634
00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:37,828
(shriek)

1635
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:40,397
God, you stink!

1636
00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:42,232
Stay away from me!

1637
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,068
Come on, Stallone.

1638
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,604
(Bret)
The Lord giveth,
and the Lord taketh,

1639
00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:49,073
and apparently
he Indian giveth, too,

1640
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:51,208
'cause the stink was back

1641
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:54,411
and in a bad way.

1642
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,481
Ah, bonjour, monsieur.

1643
00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:57,948
Shitty day, huh?

1644
00:56:58,048 --> 00:56:59,917
(Bret)
It's this damn phone, Henri.

1645
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:01,118
It's ruined everything.

1646
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,087
My shit is stuck,

1647
00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:04,522
and I don't know
how to fix it.

1648
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,692
How about a dog
to ameliorate the soul?

1649
00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,063
(Bret)
Oh!

1650
00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:14,264
So, tell me, Henri,

1651
00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,033
what do I do
with this phone now?

1652
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,769
(Henri)
Ah, for this I have
a simple solution.

1653
00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:20,771
Following your instincts
will not do,

1654
00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:23,908
but shadows
always understand.

1655
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:26,544
(Bret)
What? Shadows may,
but I don't.

1656
00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:28,145
What are you talking about?

1657
00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:31,081
(Henri)
Uh, listen to the whispers
of the grass.

1658
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,551
It shall lead the way.

1659
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,019
The whispers of the grass?

1660
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,020
Come on, man!

1661
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,321
Are you kidding me?

1662
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:40,891
I am lost here,
I need some help.

1663
00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,793
(Henri)
What do you fuckin'
want from me, kid?

1664
00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,829
(Bret)
Whoa, Henri, your accent!

1665
00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:47,197
(Henri)
Look, kid,
it's actually Henry, okay?

1666
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,667
Henry Sasnowitz
from the Bronx.

1667
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:50,635
(Bret)
The Bronx?

1668
00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,436
(Henri)
Yeah, the Bronx!

1669
00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:53,804
Let me give you
the straight poop.

1670
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:56,040
Everybody lies
to get an edge up.

1671
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,609
This whole French bit
was my wife's idea.

1672
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,144
When I first staked out
this park,

1673
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:03,714
some ten-odd years ago,
there was five other carts.

1674
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,783
We was all fightin'
for our lives.

1675
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,084
So, I had to come up
with something

1676
00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:08,385
to differentiate.

1677
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,054
Seemed like a good enough idea.

1678
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:13,824
And it began to work,
so I ran with it.

1679
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:14,859
(Bret)
Wow.

1680
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,027
I feel like I just
saw Santa Claus

1681
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,896
banging the tooth fairy.

1682
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,798
(Henri)
Sorry to disappoint you.

1683
00:58:20,898 --> 00:58:25,202
But hey,
I still make a mean dog, no?

1684
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:26,537
And at the end
of the day,

1685
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:28,472
that's what really counts.

1686
00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:30,174
Yeah...

1687
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:31,208
Yeah.

1688
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,510
So, um, by the way,

1689
00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,912
I'm a little short
on scratch today.

1690
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,647
Is it all right
if I just pay...

1691
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,382
(Henri)
What do I look like?
Meals on Wheels?

1692
00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:40,150
Get the fuck outta here.

1693
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,421
Hey!

1694
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,757
And kid, some advice
from the Bronx!

1695
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:49,860
When your shit's stuck,
call a plumber!

1696
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,332
Henry!

1697
00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:59,003
You are a fucking
Yoda genius!

1698
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,971
I love your dogs!

1699
00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,240
I love your dogs.

1700
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,876
Shit.

1701
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,245
See you tomorrow, monsieur.

1702
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,247
(punk rock music)

1703
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:12,783
*

1704
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,318
(Paz)
I see you're calling
from the old digits.

1705
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:15,620
That mean you're alive?

1706
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,654
(Bret)
Barely, hold on,

1707
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,656
I'm gonna conference in G.

1708
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:19,890
(phone rings)

1709
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,660
Bretty boy,
you still breathing?

1710
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,194
(Bret)
I got Pazzy on
the line, too.

1711
00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:25,262
(Paz)
Whattup, G?

1712
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:26,964
-Paz man!
-Look fellas,

1713
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,833
I totally understand
if you're done with me,

1714
00:59:28,933 --> 00:59:31,335
but I need your help
right now more than ever.

1715
00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:33,003
If you choose
to tell me to fuck off,

1716
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:35,906
I get it, but I am down
on my knees, boys.

1717
00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:38,008
(Paz)
You know that sounds
gay, right?

1718
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:41,045
(G)
I think we all can agree
that nobody here is blameless.

1719
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:42,546
(Paz)
Yeah, 'cause you may have
been the monster,

1720
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,481
but G and I
Frankensteined that shit.

1721
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,150
(Bret)
Oh, you guys rock!

1722
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,785
(G)
So, I suppose you want us
to help stop The Saint

1723
00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,119
from banging Nikki tonight?

1724
00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:50,587
(Bret)
That's kind of
a top priority.

1725
00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,122
(Paz)
Well, we're here to help.

1726
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,124
(Bret)
Good. Paz, I need you
to go to my mom's place.

1727
00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:56,193
-Get me a change of clothes.
-You got it, bro.

1728
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:58,663
(Bret)
Oh, and my old flip phone,
I have an idea.

1729
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:00,665
But first, we need
to stall The Saint.

1730
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:02,432
(G)
And how do you propose
we do that?

1731
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,868
(Bret)
Call a plumber.

1732
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,370
The mob may kill you,
but the BCM

1733
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,505
can make your life
miserable!

1734
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:09,940
(Paz laughs)

1735
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,009
Wipe front to back,
I'll catch you later.

1736
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:13,543
(phone rings)

1737
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:15,379
Yo, Joey V.,
it's Paz, bro.

1738
01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:16,580
Paz!

1739
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,915
I hate to hit
you up like this,

1740
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:20,685
but Bretty and me,
we're in a bind.

1741
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,086
Listen, let me make
a couple of phone calls,

1742
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,822
I'll take care of this
no problemo.

1743
01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,724
Yeah, yeah,
I know those guys.

1744
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:29,760
Yeah, Paz man introduced
me to the appletini.

1745
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,329
That guy cracks me up.

1746
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:35,199
Yeah, yeah, I got a key
to the back gate, no prob.

1747
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,101
I'll spread the word,
I'll meet you there.

1748
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:40,437
Yeah, yeah,
I know where he lives.

1749
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,306
Sure, I know his driver.

1750
01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:43,607
Yeah, I'm happy
to help.

1751
01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:44,909
What do you need?

1752
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,543
Tell Paz you can
count me in.

1753
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,814
Yeah, I can get him
into the game.

1754
01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:53,083
Hey, man, tell him
to go the north entrance.

1755
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:54,384
Yeah.

1756
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,886
I'll hook him up
with the AV guy.

1757
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,287
(Bret)
North entrance?

1758
01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:58,689
Joey, that's awesome.

1759
01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:00,090
Yeah, me and Paz
owe you a night

1760
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,191
of Papa Mucci's.

1761
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,492
You the man.

1762
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:03,828
All right.

1763
01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:06,130
Gentlemen,
one more call...

1764
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:07,397
and it's game time.

1765
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,733
(G)
Yeah!

1766
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,301
("In the Hall
of the Mountain King" by Grieg)

1767
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:13,337
*

1768
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:17,708
(Saint)
* I got a date
with the boss' daughter,

1769
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,343
'cause I'm The Saint, baby *

1770
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:23,413
*

1771
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:27,151
Nikki gonna get all this man!

1772
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,619
Ahh!

1773
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,621
Let the shit storm begin.

1774
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,123
(laughs)

1775
01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:36,426
(metal screeching)

1776
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,228
(Saint)
* I know you like it
when I'm dirty, baby *

1777
01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:39,396
* I get dirty, baby

1778
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:40,765
Ooh!

1779
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:41,966
Huh, what the...

1780
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,433
Hey!

1781
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:49,406
*

1782
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,375
(groaning)

1783
01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:54,678
(heavy breathing)

1784
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:57,547
And now for the coup de grâce.

1785
01:01:57,647 --> 01:02:00,150
(chuckles)

1786
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,552
(pipes groaning)

1787
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,454
*

1788
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,758
(bubbling)

1789
01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,494
(Saint screams)

1790
01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,496
(electrical short)

1791
01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:21,371
*

1792
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,773
(clicking)

1793
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:25,042
(grunting)

1794
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,576
(construction worker)
Whoa, what are you doing?

1795
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:27,812
Back it up.

1796
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:29,780
No one's going
through here.

1797
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,115
I said back it up.

1798
01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,851
Come on, Jeevesy,
back your ass up.

1799
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:35,119
(Paz)
Ronnie fixed your old phone

1800
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,686
and texted you
the files no problem.

1801
01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:39,089
Everything else is set up.

1802
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:40,524
(Saint)
Come on, come on,
time is wasting.

1803
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:41,658
Let's do it.

1804
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,127
What took you so long?

1805
01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:44,528
(Bret)
We stalled The Saint
long enough

1806
01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:45,729
to implement
a strategy

1807
01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:47,397
where we could lure
Nikki away.

1808
01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:48,899
Places everyone.

1809
01:02:48,999 --> 01:03:03,413
*

1810
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,983
Classic bait and switch.

1811
01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:07,684
(security guard)
So, how do you know
The Saint?

1812
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,286
(Nikki)
I don't.

1813
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:12,689
My loser ex got into
trouble with him,

1814
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,391
so he was forced
to call me

1815
01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:18,028
and arrange for
The Saint and I to meet up.

1816
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,563
(security guard)
Sounds about right.

1817
01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:22,532
I was instructed to tell you
to keep the lights out,

1818
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,501
and to wait
beneath his desk.

1819
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,103
No chit chat,

1820
01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:29,239
just get down to business.

1821
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:33,610
Oh, and, uh, he might use
another girl's name.

1822
01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:34,778
Just so you know.

1823
01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:36,246
Whatever he wants.

1824
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:41,751
(Bret)
Yeah, Saint raced up
to Phil Page's office

1825
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,353
and changed
into one of his

1826
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:46,523
little kinky getups.

1827
01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:49,126
(instrumental music)

1828
01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,661
*

1829
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:54,264
(mechanical whining)

1830
01:03:54,364 --> 01:04:02,106
*

1831
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:03,941
Conference room screen now!

1832
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:06,276
(quirky music)

1833
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:07,377
(Saint)
Nikki?

1834
01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:08,512
(Jules)
Mm-hmm.

1835
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:09,746
(Saint)
Oh, ho!

1836
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,016
You bad girl.

1837
01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,417
You knew just what
it was gonna take

1838
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:17,521
to get this million dollars,
didn't you?

1839
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,889
Gotta hurry up, though.

1840
01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:20,090
Big daddy got
a game here.

1841
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,625
Put that on
right there.

1842
01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:24,328
Mm-hmm, uh-huh.

1843
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,363
Oh, yeah!

1844
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,431
Oh, yes.

1845
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,598
Yes.

1846
01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,867
Yes!

1847
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:33,503
This is a million dollar
blow job, Nikki.

1848
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:36,440
And worth every penny.

1849
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,342
(Saint screaming)

1850
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,410
(Saint clattering)

1851
01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,513
(Bret)
Saint.

1852
01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:44,748
(camera clicks)

1853
01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:49,119
Now, that's a money shot.

1854
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:50,955
(Saint)
Who the hell are you?

1855
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:53,423
(Jules mumbling)

1856
01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,492
(Jules)
I'm Jules.

1857
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:56,660
(Saint)
Reynolds!

1858
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,562
I'm gonna kill you!

1859
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:00,664
Elevator decoy now!

1860
01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,832
(whining)

1861
01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:06,870
What the fuck
is happening today?

1862
01:05:06,971 --> 01:05:08,705
Get this fuckin'
shit outta here.

1863
01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,407
(rattles gate)

1864
01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:14,678
(male singer
* As this time
watches over me *

1865
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,813
* Slide on,
on a rainy day *

1866
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,148
(Nikki)
Oh, ho, ho!

1867
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,317
You can keep
your money, you creep!

1868
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,751
(Saint)
Fuck!

1869
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:22,886
No, no, no, no, no!

1870
01:05:22,987 --> 01:05:25,222
Oh, shit!

1871
01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:29,126
(cries)

1872
01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:30,727
(sighs)

1873
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,262
(soft techno music)

1874
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:33,297
Scar.

1875
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,899
*

1876
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,335
What happened?

1877
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,703
Trapped where?

1878
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,972
(dramatic intro music)

1879
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,940
(Paz)
Twenty-five, twenty-six.

1880
01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:44,841
(Bret)
Got it!

1881
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,344
(Paz)
Hey!

1882
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,379
(Ronnie)
Here you go, just text
the number I gave you.

1883
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,380
It should work.

1884
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,582
You guys pull this off,
I'm buying.

1885
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:53,717
(Bret)
Thanks, Ronnie.

1886
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,019
Where'd you get
the microphone?

1887
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:58,322
(Vance angrily screaming)

1888
01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:01,591
*

1889
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:03,127
(mumbles)
Hello?

1890
01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:06,796
*

1891
01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:08,999
Amore.

1892
01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,801
Why aren't you
dressed for the game?

1893
01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:13,037
(Jules)
Hey, baby!

1894
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:14,138
(Gianna)
And who's this floozy?

1895
01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:15,405
(Jules)
Hi, I'm Jules.

1896
01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,873
Do you happen to have
a breath mint

1897
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,743
by any chance?

1898
01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:22,246
(shouting in foreign language)

1899
01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,581
(Saint)
Gianna, we'll talk
about this later, okay?

1900
01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:25,649
I got a game to go to.

1901
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,151
(Jules)
Wait, can you sign this?

1902
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:28,852
(security guard)
Sorry, ladies,
only players

1903
01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:31,221
beyond this point
at game time.

1904
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:35,592
*

1905
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:39,596
(Gianna)
That player is my husband
for five more minutes.

1906
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:43,200
*

1907
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,834
(Phil Page)
Hello, sweetheart.

1908
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,070
(Nikki)
Hi.

1909
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:49,839
(crowd chants "Saint")

1910
01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:52,442
(Phil Page)
What's the matter?

1911
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:53,477
(Nikki)
Oh!

1912
01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:57,614
Just some...boy troubles,
Daddy.

1913
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:59,116
(Phil Page)
Hey.

1914
01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,151
You wanna punch it out?

1915
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,252
-No.
-Come on,

1916
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,389
it always used to work.

1917
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:08,325
Afraid you can't
take me anymore? Come on!

1918
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,993
All right, all right,
all right.

1919
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,596
(sentimental music)

1920
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,200
*

1921
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,501
(Phil Page)
Ooh.

1922
01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:20,937
It's that bad, huh?

1923
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,440
You wanna talk about it?

1924
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,576
Why is it that every guy
is a lying jerk?

1925
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,778
*

1926
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,748
(Phil Page)
Let me have it, come on.

1927
01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:32,882
I love you, sweetie.

1928
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,685
(Nikki)
I love you, Dad.

1929
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,854
It all comes down
to this.

1930
01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:40,457
(dramatic music)

1931
01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:42,959
*

1932
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,894
Ladies and gentlemen,

1933
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:46,263
I'm Bret Reynolds

1934
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,932
and welcome to game seven

1935
01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:50,434
between the New York Knights...

1936
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,435
Oh my God.

1937
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:52,769
(Bret)
The Philadelphia Founders.

1938
01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:53,870
(Saint)
No, no, no, no, no.

1939
01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,572
(G)
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1940
01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:57,674
(Saint)
Get your hands off me.
I'm gonna kill him.

1941
01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,009
(Bret)
I'd like to take a moment
to tell the crowd here tonight

1942
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,846
and all of the viewers

1943
01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:06,116
watching at home...

1944
01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,852
I'm a liar.

1945
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:11,421
And I just majorly
screwed up

1946
01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:13,590
with the girl of my dreams.

1947
01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,024
(Phil Page)
Tyrell.

1948
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:16,493
Get that guy
off my court.

1949
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,228
(Nikki)
Daddy, please, please,
just stop.

1950
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,364
Just let him talk.

1951
01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:22,432
(Phil Page)
Is that the guy?

1952
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:25,435
(Bret)
Nikki Page, it's true.

1953
01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:28,505
I only met you
because I inadvertently

1954
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,107
got The Saint's
old phone number.

1955
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,342
(Saint)
I'm gonna kill him!

1956
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,109
(scream)

1957
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:34,878
Get off me!

1958
01:08:34,978 --> 01:08:36,980
(Joey V.)
You wanna know why
nothing worked today, Saint?

1959
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,182
Well, now you know.

1960
01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:39,316
Unless you want a problem

1961
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,218
with every electrician,
plumber,

1962
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,287
and limo driver
in the Tri-State area,

1963
01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:45,054
you're not going nowhere.

1964
01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:47,924
(Bret)
It all started
when my ex, Jules,

1965
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:50,160
dumped me
and started texting me

1966
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:54,097
pictures like...this.

1967
01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:56,433
(crowd gasps)

1968
01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,768
Oh my God!

1969
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:01,104
(Bret)
And this one.

1970
01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:03,607
(audience cheering)

1971
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:04,508
(laughs)

1972
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,576
(Jules)
Thank you, thank you.

1973
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,812
Yeah, that's me,
that's me, that's me.

1974
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:13,950
(Bret)
Yes, yes, she is
an awful human being.

1975
01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:15,485
So, I changed my number,

1976
01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,588
and then I realized
I had The Saint's old digits

1977
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:22,759
and when the offers
started coming in...

1978
01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:25,329
well, I couldn't say no.

1979
01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:28,097
So, yes, it's true,
I lied about being rich.

1980
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:31,735
I'm actually
flat broke.

1981
01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:32,736
(crowd booing)

1982
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,070
I know, I know.

1983
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,939
I don't blame you.

1984
01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,308
As a result...

1985
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:40,910
I betrayed the trust
of a woman

1986
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,514
who I care deeply about.

1987
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,416
(Gianna)
You'll hear frommylawyer.

1988
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,952
(Saint)
Gianna! Gianna!

1989
01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:50,454
Mi amore!

1990
01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:53,523
(Bret)
Okay, everybody,
everybody calm down!

1991
01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:55,191
Everybody, okay,
everybody wait--

1992
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,026
Whoa, whoa, wait.
I have another picture

1993
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:58,428
that I can show.

1994
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,330
All I had to do
was hit send

1995
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,665
and the picture
of Saint and Jules

1996
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:04,000
would be splashed
all over the world.

1997
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:05,402
And as I looked
at the fear

1998
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,537
in The Saint's eyes
I couldn't help

1999
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:11,841
but feel that this phone
somehow connected us.

2000
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,210
We both understood
its power,

2001
01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:17,981
and with great power
comes a lot of free shit.

2002
01:10:18,081 --> 01:10:19,215
(thump)

2003
01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:20,784
(G)
Oh!

2004
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,753
(crowd boos)

2005
01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:25,389
(Phil Page)
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

2006
01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:29,426
(Bret)
All right,
all right, all right.

2007
01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:31,094
Nikki!

2008
01:10:31,194 --> 01:10:32,929
Nikki!

2009
01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:36,566
(Saint)
New York City!

2010
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,535
That is enough!

2011
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:42,572
This man is putting
everything on the line here.

2012
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:46,109
The least we can do
is hear him out.

2013
01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:47,477
Officers.

2014
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:50,514
(officer)
Anything for you, Saint.

2015
01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:53,650
(Bret)
Thanks, Saint.

2016
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,886
What I'm trying to say
is I'm sorry

2017
01:10:56,986 --> 01:11:01,024
to everyone that I've knowingly
or unknowingly hurt.

2018
01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:04,227
I will earn back
your trust.

2019
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,729
I'm gonna make up
for my mistakes

2020
01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:09,533
and I will pay
everybody back in full.

2021
01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:13,503
Even if it means I have to live
with my mom until I'm 40.

2022
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,239
I, I live with my mom.

2023
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:18,442
And Nikki...

2024
01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:20,043
I just want you to know

2025
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:24,981
I am falling
in love with you.

2026
01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:26,916
(Saint)
That was deep. Truce.

2027
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,818
(Bret)
I'm kinda tied up
at the moment.

2028
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:30,320
(Saint)
Yeah, don't worry about it.

2029
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,855
Look, somebody's here for you.

2030
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,791
(uplifting music)

2031
01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:38,027
(crowd erupts in cheers)

2032
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,496
(G)
Yeah!

2033
01:11:39,596 --> 01:11:41,097
(Paz)
I'm crying again.

2034
01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:43,266
(Saint)
What's up, New York City!

2035
01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:45,068
Yeah!

2036
01:11:45,168 --> 01:11:46,370
What's up?

2037
01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,104
What's up!

2038
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,339
Yeah!

2039
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:50,807
(Phil Page)
Finally...

2040
01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:54,544
a guy with balls.

2041
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,646
(Ma)
Hah, yes, yes!

2042
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,715
You're finally
a man, Bret!

2043
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,884
And that girl
has a sweet rack.

2044
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,653
You did good.

2045
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,154
We should talk.

2046
01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:12,896
*

2047
01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:15,031
(Saint)
You could've destroyed me
out there.

2048
01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:16,533
Why didn't you?

2049
01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:18,502
(Bret)
You were my hero
growing up.

2050
01:12:18,602 --> 01:12:20,837
(Saint)
Oh, too bad I'm not
that guy, right?

2051
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:22,271
(Bret)
Not yet.

2052
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:25,008
But I wanna become
the person

2053
01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:27,310
that I was pretending to be.

2054
01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:28,812
Maybe you should
try that, too.

2055
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:30,680
(Saint)
You wanna be
a sportscaster, right?

2056
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:33,249
(Bret)
Yeah, like that'll
ever happen now.

2057
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,384
(Saint)
I'll tell you what,

2058
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,019
after I win
this here game,

2059
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:38,187
I'll do my first
sit down interview with you.

2060
01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:39,423
Deal?

2061
01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,758
(Bret)
Uh, yeah! Deal!

2062
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,427
Oh!

2063
01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:44,694
(Saint)
All right, all right,
all right, all right!

2064
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:45,862
Game time.

2065
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,363
(Bret)
Yeah, hey,
good luck tonight.

2066
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:49,098
(Saint)
Luck? Not necessary.

2067
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,734
Thanks to you,

2068
01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:53,169
just the pick-me-up
I needed right there.

2069
01:12:53,269 --> 01:12:54,638
Yeah, you know.

2070
01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:57,006
You know.

2071
01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,409
(male rapper
* I need a hero
to save this game *

2072
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,777
* From all these actors
and lames *

2073
01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,579
* No I ain't
our names *

2074
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,748
(Bret)
And that pretty much
brings us full circle.

2075
01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:07,350
The video of me
at game seven went viral.

2076
01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:10,386
The Saint granted his
first tell-all interview.

2077
01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:12,622
And here I am now
as your co-anchor.

2078
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:13,590
(announcer
Fascinating.

2079
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:14,924
Bret Reynolds, folks.

2080
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:18,495
One man's journey
from stink to fink

2081
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,096
then the pink.

2082
01:13:20,196 --> 01:13:21,264
Speaking of...

2083
01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,599
bet that ex-girlfriend
of yours

2084
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,400
is kicking herself
right about now, huh?

2085
01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:25,535
(Bret)
Well, as a matter of fact,

2086
01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:26,836
she keeps calling me.

2087
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:28,672
Might have to get
myself a new number.

2088
01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:30,807
(announcer
Oh, zowey!

2089
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,009
You heard it
here first, folks.

2090
01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:35,344
And Jules, I'm not
doing anything Friday night.

2091
01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:37,380
No, no, no, come on.

2092
01:13:37,481 --> 01:13:38,482
Just kidding.

2093
01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:41,284
I'm also available Saturday.

2094
01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:43,553
And until tomorrow,
I'm Gus Jacobson.

2095
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:44,954
(Bret)
I'm Bret Reynolds.

2096
01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,824
We'll see you
tomorrow on Sports Huddle.

2097
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:51,194
(Gus)
You know, you smell
better than Vance, too.

2098
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:56,600
(male singer
* Heroes make the sun rise
in the morning *

2099
01:13:56,700 --> 01:14:01,437
* Heroes make the moon
shine bright at night *

2100
01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:02,539
(Bret)
Clean slate.

2101
01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:04,407
Buh-bye, Jules, forever!

2102
01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:05,875
(Nikki)
Yes, convenient, she wants you

2103
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,611
back now that
you're famous.

2104
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:09,012
(G)
Well, I doubt
that's gonna happen.

2105
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,247
Wow, I think it's official,
Bretty boy,

2106
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:14,684
you have lost the stink.

2107
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,152
(grunts)

2108
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:17,821
(Paz)
Ugh, get a room.

2109
01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:19,956
Let's go!

2110
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,659
(car turns over)

2111
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,360
So, what are
the new digits, bro?

2112
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,929
(G)
Yeah, what's the lucky number?

2113
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,096
(notification ping)

2114
01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:28,431
(Bret)
Huh, that's odd,

2115
01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:30,534
I haven't given this out
to anyone yet.

2116
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:33,136
(upbeat hip hop music)

2117
01:14:33,236 --> 01:14:37,040
*

2118
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:40,109
(male singer
* New York City man

2119
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:42,145
(soft rock music)

2120
01:14:42,245 --> 01:14:45,114
* New York City man

2121
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:47,651
*

2122
01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:52,556
* Year 2002
I was caught stumbling around *

2123
01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,824
* There she was
standing, man *

2124
01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:57,126
* I finally
found my home *

2125
01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,895
* New York City man

2126
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,296
*

2127
01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:02,431
(Vance screams)

2128
01:15:02,532 --> 01:15:03,399
(boards snapping)

2129
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,300
(director)
Action!

2130
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,468
(Paz)
Here we go!

2131
01:15:05,569 --> 01:15:07,103
(grunt)

2132
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:08,938
(laughs)

2133
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:11,440
Just a shocking,
shocking game five.

2134
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,543
-True dat.
-All hats and no cattle.

2135
01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:15,344
Don't pee on my leg
and tell me it's raining.

2136
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:16,646
Bricks all over the place.

2137
01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,181
Ooh, one just came
through the window.

2138
01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:19,182
Duck.

2139
01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:20,817
(laughs)

2140
01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,018
(director)
Call the mark.

2141
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,219
For dumping that...

2142
01:15:23,319 --> 01:15:24,621
(Bret)
You having trouble there?

2143
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:27,924
(G)
You all right?
Need help?

2144
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,559
I'll make it--
come on, you good?

2145
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,995
(Paz)
Ah, the fuck?

2146
01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:33,730
Take a shower.

2147
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,499
And I'll be waiting
for you

2148
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,335
by the pool...nude.

2149
01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:41,470
(Saint)
Well, if she waiting for me,
shit, I'm 'bout to...

2150
01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:42,939
(crew laughs)

2151
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,407
(Gus)
That was some
divine intervention

2152
01:15:44,507 --> 01:15:45,675
from The Saint
right there.

2153
01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:47,410
And in the immortal
words of Jay Z,

2154
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:48,712
that shit cray.

2155
01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:50,647
You actually thought
that you could use

2156
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:53,382
my old number and get the...

2157
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,483
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

2158
01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:57,220
(Vance)
Woo, I smell a meltdown.

2159
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,188
(Gus)
She doesn't sweat much
for a fat girl.

2160
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:02,091
(Vance laughs)

2161
01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,292
(Vance)
Oh my God.

2162
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:05,862
(director)
Soft sticks, mark.

2163
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,397
Next time you give me
the regular sticks, all right?

2164
01:16:08,497 --> 01:16:11,100
(crew laughs)

2165
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,235
(director)
And action!

2166
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:13,436
* I was gettin'
some head *

2167
01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:14,604
* Gettin' some head *

2168
01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:15,805
* From the boss' daughter *

2169
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,006
* Got Nikki in my bed

2170
01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:18,574
Woo, she gonna get
all this man.

2171
01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,309
All this man. Woo!

2172
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,878
(funny noise)

2173
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,479
(Gus)
Is he the one
that went off the script?

2174
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,548
(Vance)
Yeah, I'm trying to stay
on script.

2175
01:16:25,649 --> 01:16:27,350
-He went off the script?
-He's a veerer.

2176
01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:28,885
(Saint)
I'm gonna kill both of you,
too, you know that?

2177
01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:31,120
Both of you are dead, too.

2178
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,221
Look!

2179
01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:33,222
(groans)

2180
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,357
Can we bring them in?

2181
01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:36,559
Where's their fuckin' cue?

2182
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:37,727
(Paz)
I wanna know, too.

2183
01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:39,562
(Joey V.)
You ain't going nowhere.

2184
01:16:39,663 --> 01:16:41,631
(Saint)
I got little,
little Joe Pesci.

2185
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,499
(Joey V.)
You ain't goin' nowhere.

2186
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:44,734
(Saint)
I got the little
pizza delivery boy

2187
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,002
coming at me like that, man.

2188
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,937
(Joey V.)
You ain't goin' nowhere.

2189
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,906
(Saint)
I'll fuck your little
Frankie Valli ass up.

2190
01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:51,641
(Joey V.)
Let him speak!

2191
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,176
(Paz)
Oh, yeah.

2192
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,345
What's wrong with you?

2193
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,147
(laughs)

2194
01:16:58,247 --> 01:16:59,182
(director)
Action.

2195
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,751
How do you know Bret?

2196
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,286
(Saint)
I used to sell him pot.

2197
01:17:03,386 --> 01:17:05,521
(laughing)

2198
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,257
(Paz)
Let's go!!!

2199
01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:09,258
(director)
Cut.

2200
01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:12,762
(board snaps)

2201
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,064
(breathy whisper)

2202
01:17:15,164 --> 01:17:16,900
(male singer
* Ah, ah, ah, ah

2203
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,502
* Buyin' cigarettes
for the kids on the block *

2204
01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:22,138
* I know they're underage
but I came here to rock *

2205
01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:24,941
* I say what I think,
and they think that's a crime *

2206
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:27,510
* But you can't
cuff my mind *

2207
01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:30,179
(male and female duet)
* A couple of misfits
walking through life

2208
01:17:30,279 --> 01:17:32,949
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *

2209
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,752
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *

2210
01:17:35,852 --> 01:17:38,254
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *

2211
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:40,957
* A couple of misfits
walkin' through life

2212
01:17:41,057 --> 01:17:43,827
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *

2213
01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:46,595
* A couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *

2214
01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:49,232
* Selling our soul
for a buck *

2215
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,200
*

2216
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,738
(breathy whisper)

2217
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,406
(female singer
* Nothing on
a Monday night *

2218
01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,009
* Might as well
act like a psycho *

2219
01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,746
* Bitches wanna
start a fight *

2220
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:05,214
* Little do they know
I'm a ninja *

2221
01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:07,951
(male and female duet)
* A couple of misfits
walking through life

2222
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,486
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *

2223
01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:13,522
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *

2224
01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:16,159
* Selling our soul
for a buck *

2225
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:18,561
* A couple of misfits
walking through life

2226
01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:21,330
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *

2227
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,200
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *

2228
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,970
* Selling our soul
for a buck *

2229
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,873
(male singer
* A couple of misfits

2230
01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:32,441
* We don't give
a (explosion) *

2231
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,978
* A couple of misfits

2232
01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:37,646
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *

2233
01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:42,752
(soft blues music)

2234
01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:46,122
(male singer
* Palms leaning to the east

2235
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,792
* There was a taste
of summer

2236
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,827
blowin' in the breeze *

2237
01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:54,898
* The sun shined
on our feet *

2238
01:18:54,998 --> 01:18:58,935
* The ocean air
made it easier to breathe *

2239
01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:03,472
* And I was just thinking

2240
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,843
* As you were winking

2241
01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:10,914
* How lucky I am
to be alive *

2242
01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:15,484
* How funny that
I've got you by my side *

2243
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,486
* The ebb and flow

2244
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,688
* The highs and lows

2245
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:21,657
* Make us grow

2246
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,127
closer together *

2247
01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:26,362
(background vocals)
* Do, do, do-do-do

2248
01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,331
* Do, do, do-do-do

2249
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:30,399
* Do, do, do-do-do

2250
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,335
* Do, do, do-do-do

2251
01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:34,403
* Do, do, do-do-do

2252
01:19:34,503 --> 01:19:36,806
* Do, do, do-do-do