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♪ <i>New York on Sunday</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Big city takin' a nap</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Slow down it's Sunday
life's a ball</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Let it fall right in your lap</i> ♪

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♪ <i>If you've got troubles</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Just take 'em out for a walk</i> ♪

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♪ <i>They'll burst like bubbles
in the fun</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You can spend time
without spending a dime</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Watching people
watch people pass</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Later you pause
and in one of the stores</i> ♪

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♪ <i>There's that face
next to yours in the glass</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Two hearts stop beating</i> ♪

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too breathless to speak</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Love smiles her greeting</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Then the dream that has
seen you through the week</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Comes true on Sunday
in New York</i> ♪

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[ENGHLISH]

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♪ <i>Two hearts stop beating</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You're both too breathless to speak</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Then the dream that has
seen you through the week</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Comes true on Sunday</i> ♪

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♪ <i>New York on Sunday</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Comes true on Sunday</i> ♪

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♪ <i>In New York</i> ♪

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Be right with you.

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Hi, Gladys.
Your slip is showin'.

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Hello?

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Mm, hello, lover.
Where are you?

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Right here in New York
with a whole Sunday off.

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I don't believe you, lover.

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They're gonna
send you to Kalamazoo

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on one of those emergencies.

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Not a chance, baby.
This is our day.

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And at two o'clock,
it's gonna rain like hell.

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I just crossed through it
over Cleveland.

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<i>It was the sexiest rainstorm you ever saw.</i>

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So how about, uh... breakfast?

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Start the coffee,
and I'll bring the bagels, okay?

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Shall I bring anything else?

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You can get into trouble talking
like that on the telephone.

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Bye-bye.

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Gladys, give me a three-hour call
on the next flight, will you?

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All right.

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Adam, leave a number
where you can be reached today.

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Something might turn up.
I'm short a jockey.

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Yes, sir.

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And... and don't forget.

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- It's happened before.
- No, sir.

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Do you want a ride
into the city, Adam?

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No. I have to change first.

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Know anyone going
near 65th street?

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Yeah. Fred.
You can meet him out front.

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Good. Thanks, babe.

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Taxi!

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I'm going to 120 East 65th.

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Hi, babe.

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Eileen! Oh!

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Oh, Adam!
It's good to see you.

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It's good to see you, kitty-cat.

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Hey, what are you doing here?

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I'm sorry I didn't
let you know I was coming.

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- Is it okay?
- Sure. Sure. Come on in.

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Come on.
Make yourself at home.

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Well, how are the folks? Pop?

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Oh, his back's better.
He's playing golf again.

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Oh, yeah. And, uh, mom?

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Fine. They sent their love.

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Oh.

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Oh, uh, you and Russ Wilson
set the date yet?

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No. Not yet.

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Well, don't keep him dangling.
He might get away.

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I've been counting on him,
you know.

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A rich brother-in-law
could be mighty useful.

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Yes, he can be.

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Hey, uh...

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somethin' wrong?

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How goes the big romance department?

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It doesn't go.
It's gone.

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Gone?
Why'd you do that?

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Oh, you're a nice, loyal brother.

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Why did I do that?

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What do you mean,
he threw you over?

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You're not as nice
a brother as I thought,

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but that's about it.

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I'm surprised to hear that.

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I... I thought you two made a pair,
I really did.

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Yeah, so did I.

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You shook up about it?

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A lot?

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I'm sorry, kitty-cat.

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Oh, don't show it too much, though.

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That's what Mom and Dad were doing.

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Hey, you mind if I hang around
a week or so?

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I've taken a leave of absence.

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No. Not at all. You know that.

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Expecting somebody?

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Hmm? No. Just a friend.

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You know, Sunday morning.
Might drop in.

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Well, coffee? Tea?

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Oh, I'd love some tea.

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Anything else
I could do to help you?

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Yes, as a matter of fact, Adam,
I have a question

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to which I'd like
an honest answer...

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if you don't feel
it's outside your province.

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All right.
What is it you'd like to know?

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You ready?

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Shoot

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Is a girl that's been going around
with a fellow

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a reasonable length of time

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supposed to go to bed
with him or not?

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What kind of a question is that to ask?

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Well, it keeps coming up all the time.

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Well, it's not supposed to.

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Well, it does and I need some sort
of an answer, quick.

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What do you mean, quick?

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<i>Tempus</i> is <i>fugit-ing</i>

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and I'd like to make my mind up.

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Eileen, I-I must tell you
I'm very surprised

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to hear you talk like this.

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I'm a little surprised myself.

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Yeah, but that's not
the kind of subject

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you can bring up with strangers.

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Well, shall I repeat the question?
Is a girl...

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No!

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She is not supposed to go to bed with him.

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Nice footwork.
You should have been a lawyer.

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I will rephrase my question.

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Is she expected to?

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Or, dear big brother,

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as a living,
breathing member of the enemy sex,

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would you mind betraying your kind

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just enough to tell me
what the right procedure is

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in ensnaring a... a suitable man

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for the laudable purpose
of making a home together

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and a life with children
and... and churchgoing

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and growing old together

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as is mentioned
in both testaments

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and many other
highly respected sources?

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Wow, when you get wound up,
you really spout.

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Do you talk like that with all your beaus?

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Because if you do,
that's your problem.

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Well,
at least that's constructive criticism.

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Yeah, that might be one of my problems.

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Eileen,

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men marry decent girls.

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That's the way it is

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and that's the way it'll always be.

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Hmm. The catch is
in the word "decent."

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It seems to have
a comparative connotation

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like the girl that was
a little bit pregnant.

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Yes, you have grown up.

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Yeah, well, apparently not enough.

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And it's my firm conviction

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I'm the only 22-year-old virgin alive.

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Well, you're not!

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Well, that's what the boys tell me.

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What boys?

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The ones that take me out.

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That used to take me out.

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You've met bums, and cheap ones.

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Are you a bum, Adam?

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I don't think you are.
Tell me.

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How do you conduct yourself
with the girls you go out with?

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- Like a normal person.
- Oh, answer my question.

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Like a normal, decent person.

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Oh, Adam, no.
I'm very serious.

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I want to be clear
on what you're saying.

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Tell me something.
Do you, uh...

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you go out with
any particular girl right now?

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There are a couple of girls I go with

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more often than others.

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A couple.

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That's right.

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Adam, what I am asking specifically is

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have you slept with them?

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Either of them?

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No, I have not slept with them,

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either of them.

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Are you telling me the truth?

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Yes.

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- Sacred honor?
- Sacred honor.

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- Say it.
- Oh, Eileen, that's ki...

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Sacred honor.

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Boil in oil, walk through fire,

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hope to die if I'm a liar.

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Well,
you've never lied to me that I know of.

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I'm not lying now.

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Well,
we're the only two left in the world.

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What's that?

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Mother's robe.

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What are you doing with it?

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Before I could leave home,

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I was obliged to take an oath on the Bible

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that immediately I arrived
I would spread mother's robe

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in a prominent place
in this apartment

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on the nights that
you weren't sleeping here.

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Why?

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Well, if I have any,
uh, gentleman callers

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they will see the robe
and they will know

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and I am to so imply, that
Mother shares the apartment with me

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and they will therefore be discouraged
from being,

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as mother puts it, impulsive.

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She made you swear to that?

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On the Bible,
or I couldn't leave Albany.

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Well, it's a hell of an idea,
I tell you that.

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Honey, when you
go out with a fellow,

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you don't mind, uh,
kissing him, do you?

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It's according to the fellow.

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Some I do.
Some I don't.

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Well, would you say that, uh,

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if it's a fellow you like,
would you encourage him?

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Well, I usually wouldn't say it,
but I suppose I do.

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The trouble is after the encouragement.

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Oh, here.
I brought you somethin'.

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Oh, thanks.

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You know, you meet a guy
who's witty and charming

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and smiles boyishly.

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And for an hour or so,
all goes swimmingly

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and then it comes.

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What comes?

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Oh, usually a dirty joke starts it off.

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That's the most popular lead-in.

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You know, sort of, uh,
creates a loose moral atmosphere.

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You laugh at enough dirty jokes,

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and some of them are very funny,

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and from there
to a personal discussion

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doesn't seem
much of a leap to them.

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- Can I use this drawer?
- Sure, honey, anything.

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Then what do you do?

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Well, I usually let
the first dirty joke go by

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in the hope I'm mistaken.

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After the second joke,
I get up and leave.

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What broke you up with Wilson, honey?

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Oh, we had a heart-to-heart talk.

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He explained to me the realities
of male-female friendships and...

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said he was tired of going
to the gymnasium three times a week

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and playing handball,

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if I knew what he meant.

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Well, I hope you told him where to go.

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Well, it got to that.

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You lost nothing.

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No. I'm honest with myself.

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I lost quite a boy.

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Well, I wonder who that could be.

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Hi, love...

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...ly day, isn't it?

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Uh, Eileen,
this is Mona Harris.

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How do you do, Mona?

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Mona, this is Eileen...

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my sister.

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Oh! Oh-oh, hello.

254
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,540
Uh, well, um,
what do you got in the sack?

255
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,543
Oh, well, I, uh,

256
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,670
I thought maybe you'd like some bagels

257
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,422
for our picnic?

258
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,716
Picnic?
Oh, our picnic!

259
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,176
Well, that was very thoughtful.

260
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,554
Oh, y-you two have plans,
and I'm spoiling them.

261
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,307
- No.
- Don't let me change anything.

262
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,894
You, uh, you go ahead and
do exactly what you were gonna do

263
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,312
as if I wasn't here.

264
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,068
Uh...

265
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,279
Go ahead. Start.

266
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,574
We were gonna go ice-skating
at Rockefeller Center.

267
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,201
Ice-skating?

268
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,412
Yeah. You want to come?

269
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,831
Oh, I think you'd rather be alone.

270
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,918
To tell you the truth,
I'd kinda like to be alone, too,

271
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,878
sort of collect myself.

272
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,339
Oh, well,
where had you planned to, uh, go?

273
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,925
Oh, I thought I'd take a walk,

274
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,761
ride a bus, come back and take a bath.

275
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,764
I don't know. I'll be in and out
of the apartment all day.

276
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,350
In and out of the apartment
all day, huh?

277
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,728
Well, let's be off, to the rink.

278
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:20,772
To the rink.

279
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,732
Very nice meeting you, Eileen.

280
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,567
I hope I see you again, Mona.

281
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,321
Uh, honey, would you
ring for the elevator?

282
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,614
I'll be right with you.

283
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,412
No dark brooding.

284
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,872
Your big brother never let you down yet,
did he?

285
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,000
And stay virtuous.

286
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,460
Chin up, shoulders back,

287
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,170
and two feet on the ground.

288
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,089
That'll do it.

289
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,758
Where do they pick it up?

290
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,095
Hey, she's a nice girl. I approve.

291
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,763
When am I gonna be an aunt?

292
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,515
I'm workin' on it.

293
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,193
It's all right, baby.
It's no disaster.

294
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,237
- How about your place, huh?
- Mnm-mnm.

295
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,780
Maggie's gonna wash her hair.

296
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,574
Well, how about Frank's place?

297
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,284
He never washes his hair.
I'll call him.

298
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,870
And if that's out,
there's, uh, Bert's place

299
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,163
overlooking the East river,

300
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,041
or Charlie's,
overlooking Grant's tomb.

301
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:22,792
Educational!

302
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:37,599
Hello.

303
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,476
<i>I'd like to talk to Adam Tyler, please.</i>

304
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,228
Oh, he's not here.
This is his sister speaking.

305
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,064
<i>This is Drysdale, from the airline.</i>

306
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,483
Would you mind telling me
where... where I could locate him?

307
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,778
Oh, well, Mr. Drysdale,
he just, uh, left,

308
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,238
but just a second, maybe,
I'll see if I can find him.

309
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,578
Ohh...

310
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,958
Mr. Drysdale,
he just drove away in a taxi.

311
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,877
<i>He went ice-skating
at Rockefeller Center.</i>

312
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,045
Ice-skating?

313
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,547
Yes, but if it's important,
I'll see if I can reach him.

314
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,674
- Thank you.
<i>- No trouble at all.</i>

315
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,981
Taxi!

316
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,111
Taxi!

317
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,967
Come on, lady.
You're late. Let's go.

318
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,219
Oops. There you go.
How much is it?

319
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,762
Fifteen today, miss.

320
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,347
- Okay. I have change.
- Same as every day.

321
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,520
Fifty-seven, Jackson Heights crosstown.

322
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,941
Step up from the door, please.

323
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,193
Mind movin' back
to the rear, please?

324
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,529
Lady, step back there, please.

325
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,447
Step on back, please.

326
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,658
All the way back.

327
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,703
My dress.

328
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,998
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

329
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,544
It's my fault. Just a second.
I'll get it undone.

330
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,921
- No hurry.
- It's hooked here.

331
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,051
Oh, I'm... I'm...

332
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,596
I'm not damaging your coat. Uh...

333
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,973
I don't know why it won't come un...

334
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,268
undone.

335
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,105
Rockefeller Center next.

336
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,481
Oh, I have to get off here.

337
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,858
Well, I guess I'd better get off, too.

338
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,651
No, no, no.
You don't have to do that.

339
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,320
Well, I don't really see
any other solution.

340
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,698
The... coat matches the pants.

341
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,409
One side, please.

342
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:24,182
Oh, I... I can't tell you
how embarrassed I am.

343
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,937
I'll gladly pay
for any repairs that you...

344
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,523
Well, there's no real need to.

345
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,984
This suit comes with two coats
and one pair of pants.

346
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,569
It's the other way around.

347
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,279
Oh, really?

348
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:40,907
Oh...

349
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,575
May I?

350
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,379
Oh, I'll... I'd like to pay you
what it'll cost to repair.

351
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,673
- Well, if you insist.
- Oh, I do.

352
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,841
Do you think
two dollars would be fair?

353
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,760
Well, not really.
It's a very valuable coat.

354
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,803
Early Chippendale.

355
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,431
Besides, I don't usually
conduct my business

356
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,308
standing on 5th avenue.
Couldn't we be seated somewhere?

357
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,601
Preferably in a restaurant.

358
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,814
Oh, no, I'm... I'm sorry.
I have to look for my brother.

359
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,482
He's ice-skating.

360
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:16,859
There.

361
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,113
I'm very good
at looking for brothers.

362
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:21,864
Well...

363
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,075
Besides, two heads are better than one.

364
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,579
Didn't know I had two heads, did you?

365
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,458
Is there a family resemblance?

366
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:14,917
Slight.

367
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,214
Got him, I bet you.

368
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,758
- Where?
- That one.

369
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:25,970
No?

370
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:27,764
Close?

371
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,350
- Bigger.
- Much bigger?

372
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,185
He's an airline pilot.

373
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,812
That's why I'm here.

374
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,357
He's on, uh, flight call.

375
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,067
I have to tell him to phone in.

376
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,195
Okay. Airline pilot...

377
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,245
I guess he's not here.

378
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,084
Well, if he's... if he's on flight call

379
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,960
won't he check in
by himself, anyway?

380
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,546
Yeah, I guess so.

381
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,507
Well, why don't we have a cup of coffee

382
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,841
and watch out for him there?

383
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,302
Well, I...

384
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,012
You can see just as well
from in there.

385
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,414
For two. Thank you.

386
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,886
Uh, tea and cinnamon toast.

387
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,888
And I'll have coffee
and a roll or something,

388
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:51,764
a Danish roll.

389
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,894
Well, how shall we begin?

390
00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,689
- Begin?
- Mm-hmm.

391
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,190
The beginning's very important.

392
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,734
It colors the whole rest
of our relationship together.

393
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,155
Well, we're here to discuss

394
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,740
whether two dollars
is a fair indemnity

395
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,993
for my having
damaged your coat.

396
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:14,871
Well, the girl doesn't pay
the two dollars. It's the man.

397
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,709
You see, two dollars used to be
the traditional kind of

398
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,752
uh, pay for...

399
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,087
Well, I guess you're
too young to get it.

400
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,630
Inflation's been a terrible thing.

401
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,676
There's a wonderful
old story about that.

402
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,764
There's this, uh, little pros...

403
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,516
you know, streetwalker.

404
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,935
Well,
a charming little lady of the evening.

405
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,606
And anyway, she picks up
this dashing Hungarian officer

406
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,525
and she takes him home
and they have a lovely evening

407
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,737
and, you know, with a champagne
supper by candlelight.

408
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,823
Anyway, the... the next morning,

409
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,117
um, you know,
the Hungarian officer's asleep

410
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,161
and she gets up,
and she runs his bath

411
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,662
and brushes his uniform

412
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,623
and then wakes him up with a...

413
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,625
nourishing breakfast.

414
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,794
And, uh, finally,
he's about to leave,

415
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,087
and he's really gonna leave.

416
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,631
And so she stops him at the door

417
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,674
and she's rather embarrassed,
but she says, um

418
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,511
"Haven't you forgotten something?"

419
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,138
And he says, "No, I don't believe I have."

420
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,557
And she says very delicately,

421
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,809
"Well, the money?"

422
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,603
And he says,
"Money, my dear girl?

423
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,313
A Hungarian officer
never accepts money."

424
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,029
Don't you think that's funny?

425
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,448
Yes, I think it's very funny.

426
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,243
Matter of fact, I was saying
only this morning

427
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,496
that, um, smutty jokes
are very often funny.

428
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,583
I'm gonna try not to remember that one.

429
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,961
You mean, try not to forget it.

430
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,798
No. I mean,
try not to remember it.

431
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,771
- Will you excuse me?
- Mm-hmm.

432
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,417
Do you have a pencil
and paper I can borrow?

433
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,127
- Oh, sure.
- I want to write a note.

434
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:42,560
Excuse me, there's, um,
a gentleman in a gray suit

435
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,020
sitting alone by a pillar.

436
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,439
Could you... could you give him
this note, please

437
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:47,732
after I've left?

438
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,502
Oh!

439
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:39,533
Not a chance, huh?

440
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:42,078
You're gonna stay in all afternoon.

441
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,038
Well, let's get together sometime,
Charlie.

442
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,749
Right. Good-bye.
Baby, it's...

443
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,252
It's gonna be all right, babe.
Gonna be all right.

444
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:51,796
Excuse me, please.

445
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,768
Kenny, baby, this is Adam.

446
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,270
Adam Tyler.

447
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:09,980
How are you, buddy?

448
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:11,607
What are you doing this afternoon?

449
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:12,692
Are you gonna stay in?

450
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,539
Thanks, Kenny.

451
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:28,749
Shows you what happens
if you live right.

452
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,334
His mother's sick in Scarsdale.

453
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,669
He's gotta spend
the afternoon with her

454
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,421
and the key is under the mat.

455
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,966
And I thought we'd never get
to eat these bagels.

456
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:38,634
You gotta have faith.
I tell you, you gotta have...

457
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:39,635
Adam?

458
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,263
- Oh, are you lucky I found you.
- Why?

459
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,597
- Hi, Mona.
- Hi.

460
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,307
Hey, you weren't at the skating rink.

461
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,309
No, Mona's knee goes out
now and then.

462
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:52,064
Oh, listen, you got a call
from a Mr., uh, Dryfus?

463
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,649
- Drysdale?
- Drysdale.

464
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,359
- He's trying to reach you.
- Oh, no.

465
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:57,278
Now, baby,
don't look like that.

466
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:59,238
I can't help it.
My knee hurts.

467
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,906
Now, wait a minute, baby. Baby!
Sweetheart! Darling!

468
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,616
Wait, look, if I have to take a plane out,

469
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,909
we'll have our date tomorrow night.

470
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,746
- Want to bet?
- Taxi!

471
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,581
You know, I never realized
how unreliable

472
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:09,915
a pilot can be.

473
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,959
It occurs to me every weekend.

474
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,086
Hey, we can even taxi out
to the airport together.

475
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,380
Oh, it's too much.

476
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,883
Can I sit in the back with you,
right next to you?

477
00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:23,387
Since I'll probably never see you again,
Eileen, good-bye.

478
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,432
- Can we take you anywhere?
- No. It's not on your way.

479
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,392
Hurry up. Hurry UP-

480
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,144
Bye.

481
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,209
Just a minute, miss.

482
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,711
You put two dimes in there,
and the fare's 15 cents.

483
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,254
Can I have a nickel back?

484
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,964
Yeah, you can get it from
the passenger behind you.

485
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,761
Oh, yes. Oh, here.

486
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,222
Thank you, very much.
I'm sorry.

487
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,868
I'm terribly sorry, sir.

488
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,332
Could you hold this,
please, for me?

489
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:41,924
Just a second, sir.

490
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:50,474
You, uh, dropped your glove.

491
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,982
Uh-huh. Uh, allow me.

492
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,567
I'm an expert at this.

493
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,366
Ow!

494
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,163
Well, just sew it back on

495
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,332
and you'll never know it was off.
Excuse us.

496
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,346
Uh, look. I'm sorry.

497
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,890
I hope you weren't offended
by my note.

498
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,808
It seemed the only
sensible thing to do.

499
00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:34,727
By your note?

500
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,146
Yeah. The waiter gave you a note,
didn't he?

501
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,188
I hope you got it.

502
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,024
No, I didn't.

503
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,902
Well, look, I assure you I just
didn't just get up and leave.

504
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,486
I-I left a note explaining why.

505
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,488
I see. Excuse me.

506
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:49,283
No, but... wait a minute!
Well, look. Wait a minute.

507
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:51,911
I wouldn't, I wouldn't just
get up and leave. I-I...

508
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,793
Look... look, I swear I wrote you a note.

509
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,795
I-I'd like to go back
to the waiter and prove it.

510
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,964
What did you say in your note?

511
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,508
Well, I... I was conscious of the fact

512
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,637
that you weren't too pleased with
either me or my efforts to entertain you

513
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:12,389
so I... well,
I wasn't wrong, was I?

514
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:13,641
No.

515
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,686
Well, so I thought the most practical
and least painful solution was to...

516
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,899
kind of disappear, so I put
approximately that in the note and uh...

517
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,819
Besides, I was...
What's the matter?

518
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:29,782
Well, to tell you the truth,

519
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,076
I wrote you a note.

520
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:33,452
What?

521
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,579
I didn't come back to the table either.

522
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:36,538
No.

523
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:37,915
Yes.

524
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,210
Well, what did you put in your note?

525
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,004
About the same thing you put in yours.

526
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:45,965
No.

527
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,132
Yes.

528
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,141
- Pittsburgh?
- Pittsburgh is a nice town.

529
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,143
We'll have a six-hour layover together.
You'll like it.

530
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,396
I am not going to Pittsburgh.

531
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,356
You talk like it's Hong Kong
or some place.

532
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:03,816
How would you like it
if I was in the navy?

533
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,193
I'd like it fine.
I'd know where you were.

534
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:08,237
I've all the disadvantages
of an absent lover

535
00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:09,321
and none of the benefits.

536
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,157
I can't even cheat on you.
You might walk in on me.

537
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,492
That's a fine argument.

538
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,452
Well, it's the only one I could think of.

539
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,163
I got to go, baby.
Please?

540
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:19,415
No.

541
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,042
You know I'm crazy about you.

542
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,169
I'll call you from Pittsburgh.

543
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,046
I won't answer the phone.

544
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:31,719
<i>Final call for TWA flight 41</i>

545
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:35,305
<i>Royal ambassador service for Pittsburgh.</i>

546
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,306
You'll answer it.

547
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,476
<i>Now completing loading at gate 31.</i>

548
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,395
<i>All aboard, please.</i>

549
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,703
Anna, get me on the Pittsburgh plane.

550
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:58,787
It's a matter of life and death.

551
00:33:58,954 --> 00:33:59,788
What's the matter?

552
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:02,041
Adam's stuck there overnight.

553
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,084
Look, Adam, we've been all through this.

554
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,961
Morgan was supposed
to take the plane out.

555
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,464
He hasn't shown up yet,
and I am unable to run him down.

556
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,007
The whole thing's as simple as that.

557
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:11,884
I've worked four Sundays in a row.
I don't think it's fair.

558
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,677
- Yeah. I've worked six.
- You're a married man.

559
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,304
I mean, a wife doesn't mind
that sort of thing.

560
00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:16,555
Well, get married.

561
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:18,766
- Adam.
- Morgan.

562
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,267
- Where have you been?
- Where have I been?

563
00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:21,685
I'll... I'll tell you where I've been.

564
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,187
I've been in the bathroom.

565
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:24,855
That three-year-old kid of mine,

566
00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,648
every time I go in the bathroom
he locks the door.

567
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,068
- Here's your clearance.
- Yeah. Excuse me, buddy.

568
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:30,944
Hey, listen, you know,
it's kinda funny.

569
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,654
We had to get the fire department
to get me on this plane.

570
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,490
Get on that plane.
You almost loused up my Sunday.

571
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,492
I'm sorry. Sorry, Mr. Drysdale.

572
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,869
Sorry, Adam,
there's a helicopter back to town

573
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,496
in five minutes, my treat.

574
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,790
I'll take you up on it
if I can't find my girl.

575
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,879
<i>Departing passenger Freeman</i>

576
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,465
<i>please report to the information desk</i>

577
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,133
<i>in the main lobby.</i>

578
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:16,615
<i>Trans World Airlines
Starstream flight 41</i>

579
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,827
<i>Royal Ambassador Service
for Pittsburgh</i>

580
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,663
<i>is now in its final boarding stage</i>

581
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,540
<i>at gate 31.</i>

582
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,959
Hey, wait for me.

583
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:28,544
- Oh, hi, Annie.
- Hi, Adam.

584
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,295
- Taking the copter in?
- Uh-huh.

585
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,799
- Keep you company.
- Nothing doing.

586
00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:35,634
Not with that jealous girlfriend of...

587
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,344
What are you doing here?

588
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:38,220
What's the matter?

589
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,222
You're supposed to be
on that flight to Pittsburgh!

590
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,515
No, Morgan showed up.

591
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:44,101
- It's his flight.
- Oh, wait a minute!

592
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:46,270
Mona's on the plane.

593
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,857
- Mona?
- She was going to surprise you.

594
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,734
In Pittsburgh.
She bought a ticket.

595
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:56,780
Stop that plane!

596
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,660
Stop that plane!

597
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,684
Hey, you're losing ground.

598
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,519
I can't hear the music.

599
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,812
If you want to row for a while

600
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:30,397
don't be embarrassed to ask, you know.

601
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:33,150
Well, I'm navigating.
That's the hard part.

602
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,151
Uh-huh.

603
00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:37,029
Two points to port.

604
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,114
That's starboard, but aye, aye, sir.

605
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,116
There's gonna be
a mutiny any minute now,

606
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,075
you know that, don't you?

607
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,290
Oh, he's great.

608
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,584
Nobody plays the piano
like Peter Nero.

609
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,962
Well, that may be,
but the pianist you're listening to

610
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,422
is Robert Wilcombs.

611
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,049
I happen to have that record.

612
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:58,592
I've been playing it for a month.

613
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:01,511
No.
You've been playing Wilcombs' recording.

614
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,512
Nero.

615
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,140
- Wanna bet?
- Uh-huh.

616
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,019
- What'll it be?
- Make it easy on yourself.

617
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,189
- Loser rows.
- You're on.

618
00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:14,816
You couldn't have playing
Nero's recording all month,

619
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:17,486
because it just came out last week.

620
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:19,488
Keep rowing.

621
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,990
It may have come out to you last week,

622
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,868
but I reviewed it for
<i>The Philadelphia Enquirer</i>

623
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,245
last month.

624
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,086
Follow that boat.

625
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:36,797
You're a music critic?

626
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,715
Only occasionally.
I'm actually a sportswriter.

627
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,343
- Well, I'm very impressed.
- Well, I'm glad.

628
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,636
Oh. Uh.

629
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:50,018
Uh, do you live in Philadelphia?

630
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,272
- Yep.
- What're you doing in New York?

631
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,399
Oh, I usually come to New York
on Sundays if I can.

632
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,358
I like New York.

633
00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:58,443
And ride on the 5th avenue bus?

634
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,530
Actually, I had a date with a young lady.

635
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,823
And when I called, she was out.

636
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,533
I understand she went horseback riding.

637
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,035
It's just possible I've been stood up.
It's happened before.

638
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,621
- And you don't mind?
- Oh, she's not malicious.

639
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,039
Just forgetful.

640
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,875
Well, it sounds like
a very nice relationship.

641
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:15,460
She must be charming.

642
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,254
She doesn't row as well as you do.

643
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:21,758
Oh!

644
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,387
Oh, I'm sorry.

645
00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:28,098
You all right? Oh...

646
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,283
Have you always lived in New York?

647
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:49,453
I don't live in New York.
I live in Albany.

648
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:54,958
I usually come to New York
on Sundays if I can.

649
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:56,752
I like New York.

650
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,504
Well, what do you do in Albany?

651
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,717
I'm the music critic
on the Albany Times-Union.

652
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,260
What?

653
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,097
Only occasionally.

654
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:10,974
Actually, I do work on a newspaper

655
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,769
and I occasionally write music pieces.

656
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,854
Well, what do you think of that?

657
00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:20,734
Hey!

658
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,819
Let's get out of this. Come on.

659
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:34,498
Aah!

660
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,877
We need a taxi.

661
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,545
Yeah. Fat chance.

662
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:42,381
Yeah, I just discovered a scientific fact.

663
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,632
Taxis are soluble.

664
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,342
They dissolve in the rain.

665
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,137
This is gonna get worse
before it gets better.

666
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,184
Listen, my brother's apartment's
a couple of blocks from here.

667
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:56,144
- You wanna run for it?
- After you.

668
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:59,606
- Rain's very good for farmers.
- The devil with them.

669
00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,149
They're growing too much now.

670
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:17,374
Mother!

671
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:20,752
Mother!

672
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,006
Oh, I don't suppose
she'd be home this early.

673
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,968
I hope she didn't get caught in the storm.

674
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,052
Charming apartment.

675
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,639
Oh, take your coat off.
You're sopping wet.

676
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,224
No. I'm all right.

677
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,018
Come on. Please.
Take it off.

678
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,437
I'll sew your pocket
back on.

679
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,941
Well, thank you.
Ugh. I'm a trifle damp.

680
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:48,530
I think I'll, uh, I'll change
into something drier myself.

681
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,198
I know a joke that's appropriate

682
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,324
but I'm afraid to tell it.

683
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,118
Yeah. Think twice.

684
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,203
I've thought.
It's pouring outside.

685
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,538
I don't wanna be thrown out.

686
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,919
Oh, fix yourself something alcoholic

687
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,379
to ward off pneumonia.

688
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:05,714
Thank you.

689
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:20,812
Can I do you anything?

690
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,231
Um, scotch and water,

691
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,901
on the weak side.

692
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,947
On the weak side?
Coming up.

693
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:32,991
Oh.

694
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:46,171
Don't you think you'd better
call your young lady?

695
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,089
She's probably waiting for you.

696
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:52,135
Uh, well... well, yes,
if you don't mind, uh,

697
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,221
on the chance she's
still expecting me.

698
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,307
Speak low. I can hear.

699
00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:58,642
I have nothing to hide.

700
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,727
I'll listen anyway.

701
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:09,778
Hello.
This is Mike Mitchell again.

702
00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:11,738
Has Miss Claire Waverly
come in?

703
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,823
She called and asked
if I could leave a number

704
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,283
where I could be reached.
Do you mind?

705
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:16,660
No. Not at all.

706
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:21,498
Well, I'm at Plaza 69970.

707
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,293
Uh-huh. I see.
Thank you.

708
00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:27,546
Ugh!

709
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:28,838
Women!

710
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,508
- Any complaints?
- Oh, no. No.

711
00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:32,676
Marvelous invention.

712
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:33,677
It's just dealing with you,

713
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,637
it's awfully hard to know
which path to take.

714
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,516
- Oh, are there different paths?
- By the thousands.

715
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,893
You women are not predictable.

716
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,730
Would it help if we wore badges
identifying?

717
00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:47,607
Uh-huh. It would be appreciated.

718
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:50,443
- I'll speak to the girls.
- Would you do that?

719
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,988
You know, the saving
in time and energy alone

720
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,532
could, uh, could build
air-conditioned schools

721
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,075
for every child in America.

722
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,703
However practiced or expert a man is,

723
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,830
don't let him ever tell you
he can tell about women,

724
00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:03,123
not most of them anyway.

725
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:04,666
Well, that's reassuring.

726
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:07,752
All you can really do is stay alert.

727
00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,088
Are you alert now?

728
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:11,923
Uh-huh.

729
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:14,593
You mean, all the time
we've been together

730
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,469
you've been assessing me?

731
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,055
Uh-huh.

732
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:20,932
How am I doing?

733
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,810
Well, my radar's been receiving
different signals.

734
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:26,938
Yes, no, maybe.

735
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,775
Could it be that the problem
isn't that pressing

736
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,028
and you have
an uncommon interest in sex?

737
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,572
No, I haven't.

738
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,744
I sense that you have
an uncommon distaste for cheap talk,

739
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,329
and I've been
carefully avoiding the subject

740
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:43,455
for the last two hours.

741
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,749
But you'd be surprised how often
you've come back to it.

742
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,461
Hmm, obliquely,
intellectually,

743
00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:50,462
but always back to it.

744
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:52,213
Have I really?

745
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:53,798
Really, if you'll think back.

746
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,383
Well, you may be right.

747
00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:58,595
Say, it's possible that you are.

748
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,682
That's probably yours.

749
00:44:03,058 --> 00:44:04,601
She shouldn't hear a girl's voice.

750
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,437
Uh, no. No.

751
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:12,609
Ahem. Uh, hello.

752
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,153
Oh, hello, Claire.

753
00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:18,198
No. That's all right.
Certainly I understand.

754
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:23,161
Oh, ah, took a ride on a bus,
walked around.

755
00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:24,287
Picked up a girl.

756
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,831
No, no. I wasn't bored at all.

757
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:27,999
Thank you.

758
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,044
No, well, I'm just at a friend's house.

759
00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:33,088
- You wouldn't know him, dear.
- Him?

760
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,508
- Oh, you're lying?
- Your brother's a him.

761
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,885
Yeah, but you don't know him.
You can't use that.

762
00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:42,097
No. No, really. It's somebody
you wouldn't know, Claire, dear.

763
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:43,932
You what?

764
00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,310
Ooh, golly.

765
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:51,815
Ah, look, look, I'll call you
from Philly, okay? Yeah.

766
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:53,775
Bye.

767
00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:05,412
You think I could have a date
for the following Sunday?

768
00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:10,125
Isn't that committing yourself
rather far in advance?

769
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:11,501
Not at all.

770
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,964
Well, why don't you
call me from Philly, too?

771
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:19,509
All right, if I may.

772
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,641
I-I think it's time
that I sewed your coat.

773
00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,063
Hey, I could light a fire.
May I?

774
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:33,940
If you like.

775
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:36,234
Ooh.

776
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,071
What day and what time
shall I call you?

777
00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:43,950
Oh, uh,
eight o'clock Wednesday?

778
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:47,370
- Uh, Wednesday. Uh-huh.
- Bad day for you?

779
00:45:47,537 --> 00:45:50,457
No, it's just Wednesdays and
Fridays are my gymnasium days.

780
00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:52,584
I know a man that goes
three times a week.

781
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:54,586
I also work out every morning.

782
00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:56,254
You win.

783
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,051
You can call me here
most nights before eight.

784
00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:04,095
I don't usually go out till then.

785
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:06,389
What about Albany?
Aren't you working?

786
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:08,475
I'm on vacation.

787
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,770
Let's see, gray thread on the blue side.

788
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,314
- That's what we need.
- Don't bother with that.

789
00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,609
It's no trouble. That's funny.
It's not usually locked.

790
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,277
Oh, there's a key
near the ice bucket.

791
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,070
I thought it was to lock the liquor,

792
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:23,990
maybe to hide it from mother.

793
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,036
Well, we allow mother
the use of the bar.

794
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:31,414
Oh, my brother can misplace anything.

795
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:33,416
We found his hat once
in the icebox.

796
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,169
He said he lost it looking
for the ice-cube tray

797
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,086
and forgot it.

798
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:38,838
Logical. It can happen.

799
00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:45,512
Uh...

800
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,847
You know what, that makes it
a little more difficult.

801
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,269
I tell you, I don't know
how my brother...

802
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:14,874
I'm sorry.

803
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,378
What? Oh.

804
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,296
Look, I-I was brought up
with two sisters.

805
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:23,716
You know, a brassiere
and nightgown doesn't shock me.

806
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,848
No. I-I... I guess it doesn't.

807
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,163
Is something the matter?

808
00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:57,542
You've just witnessed one of the
big disappointments of my life.

809
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,714
- In what way?
- Oh, it's rather complicated.

810
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,175
Involving sacred honor and brothers.

811
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,181
Do you mind
if I have another drink?

812
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,516
Of course not.

813
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:15,935
Help yourself.

814
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,281
Excuse me.

815
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:02,190
- Mind fixing me one?
- Not at all.

816
00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:03,733
Scotch and water coming up.

817
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,737
- On the weak side.
- Not especially weak.

818
00:49:15,954 --> 00:49:16,913
Right you are.

819
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:40,061
I, uh, I just found
a note Mother left.

820
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,105
She's not coming home tonight.

821
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,160
She, uh...

822
00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:58,997
she's staying
with my aunt in Yonkers.

823
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,333
She's my mother's sister.

824
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:06,295
Well, that's how people
get to be aunts...

825
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:08,673
being mothers' sisters.

826
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,466
She could have been
my father's sister.

827
00:50:11,968 --> 00:50:12,760
You have me there.

828
00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:14,971
And you have me here.

829
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,558
Uh, well... well, fi-figuratively.

830
00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:27,442
Oh, I wish I were a man.

831
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:32,071
It's a little late.
Maybe next time around.

832
00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,074
That's a long time to wait.

833
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:43,875
Cheers.

834
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:57,055
If I were you,
I'd kiss me.

835
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,110
What are you thinking?

836
00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:12,528
I was thinking that if I...

837
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,907
lived to be 1,000 years old,
I'd never understand women.

838
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:17,784
You're right.

839
00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:25,083
Now what are you thinking?

840
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:26,751
That I've changed my mind about us

841
00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:29,378
and my... my chances
about five times and...

842
00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:31,422
the last time,
I would have bet my life on it.

843
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:33,633
Lucky you didn't.
You'd have lost.

844
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:48,397
Now, that's what I meant
about saving time and energy.

845
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,776
Certainly wouldn't...

846
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:55,363
have built any air-conditioned schools
this last half-hour.

847
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:56,614
- Uh-uh.
- No...

848
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,327
In movies, this is where
the screen usually goes dark.

849
00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:02,370
That's right.

850
00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:05,498
You know, it's, uh...

851
00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:09,335
supposedly, the lovers
are so carried away by passion

852
00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:10,920
they can't stop themselves.

853
00:52:11,087 --> 00:52:12,713
- That's the general idea.
- I know.

854
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,090
But it's dishonest, though

855
00:52:14,257 --> 00:52:16,008
because they still have
to get undressed.

856
00:52:16,509 --> 00:52:18,427
Passion has been known
to last that long.

857
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,098
Maybe for men,
but women wear girdles.

858
00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:24,100
I don't myself.
I don't wear a girdle.

859
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,977
Don't be so clinical.

860
00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:28,521
Maybe Hungarian officers wear girdles.

861
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:32,358
You know, corsets for men
were not uncommon after the...

862
00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,615
Mona, it was all an accident.

863
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,450
Well, it was very sweet of you, honey,

864
00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:42,910
to make that gesture
just to be with me

865
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,204
but... but Morgan showed up,
and I...

866
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:46,998
Baby, do you hear me?

867
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,749
She hears you, Adam.
Keep talking.

868
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:50,877
<i>Well, listen, honey,
I got it all arranged to get ya back here.</i>

869
00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:52,545
Now, there's no connecting flight.

870
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:55,423
So I got you on
a nice little bus to Columbus.

871
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,176
<i>And then there's another flight
on another plane.</i>

872
00:52:58,593 --> 00:53:00,344
<i>Well, Morgan's got all the dope.
He'll put you on the bus.</i>

873
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:04,473
And I'll be waiting here with open arms.
Mona?

874
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,934
Say something, Mona.
Didn't you hear what he said?

875
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,228
He's gonna be waiting for you
with open arms.

876
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,150
- Sweetheart...
- No, Mona.

877
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:15,943
Adam? Adam?

878
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:21,073
Somehow,
this is gonna all end up being my fault.

879
00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:23,284
- How did she take it?
- Not friendly.

880
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:25,745
Not friendly at all.
What's the matter with you women?

881
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:26,662
Men.

882
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,626
♪ <i>Hello</i> ♪

883
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:35,171
♪ <i>What sweet magic brought you</i> ♪

884
00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:37,131
♪ <i>My way?</i> ♪

885
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,342
♪ <i>Hello</i> ♪

886
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,260
♪ <i>Rainbow girl</i> ♪

887
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,639
<font color="

888
00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:49,018
♪ <i>I was on the town
that Sunday in Manhattan</i> ♪

889
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:50,394
♪ <i>Wishing for a someone like you</i> ♪

890
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,272
Do you mind if I
turn that... that... thing off?

891
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:55,650
If you like.

892
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,777
♪ <i>There was my wish
coming...</i> ♪

893
00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,862
I've seen batty dames,
but not in your league.

894
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,366
You take the championship by default.

895
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,283
Thank you.

896
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,702
This is an evening
I won't forget in a hurry.

897
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:10,498
Just exactly what are you
so outraged about?

898
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:13,417
- You have to ask me?
- Yes, I do!

899
00:54:13,793 --> 00:54:16,295
You've been carrying on
around here for 20 minutes.

900
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,839
And just how have you been imposed on?

901
00:54:19,257 --> 00:54:22,176
It's how I was almost imposed on.

902
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:24,595
Well, almost isn't is.

903
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,180
And sit down.

904
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,603
I should have been suspicious
from the very beginning.

905
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:36,315
That... that wholesome attitude
towards a love affair.

906
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,276
That's about the most
unwholesome approach

907
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,860
lever hope to encounter!

908
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,905
Love affair?
Is that what you call it?

909
00:54:43,072 --> 00:54:45,408
There's hypocrisy for you.

910
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:48,077
I wouldn't use that word,
if I were you.

911
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,788
My, aren't you righteous?

912
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:52,873
What would have happened
if I hadn't told you

913
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,208
and we'd gone through with it?

914
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,585
You probably would have
insisted I marry you.

915
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,796
I would have felt obligated.

916
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,801
And are you obligated
to any of the others,

917
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,430
like that dimwit who's been
begging you for a late date?

918
00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:10,308
Or any of the others
you've been picking up

919
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,726
on 5th Avenue buses?

920
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,436
In their instances,
I'm not responsible.

921
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,022
And who made you responsible
in my instance?

922
00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:17,440
I would have felt it.

923
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:20,443
Why? The initiative was certainly mine.

924
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,487
I didn't merely suggest.
I finally had to demand.

925
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:26,657
You couldn't possibly
have that saintly a character.

926
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,284
It's not a question of character.

927
00:55:28,451 --> 00:55:30,578
In a situation like this a
girl's not supposed to be a...

928
00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,038
uh, a... a beginner.

929
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,832
A girl has to start some time.

930
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,792
Not with me.

931
00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:41,297
A man reserves the right
to make a choice.

932
00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:44,008
Who do you think you're talking to?

933
00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,677
A... a 16-year-old farm girl

934
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,679
you're selling into white slavery?

935
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,014
That's my position.

936
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,309
You mean if I call you next week

937
00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:54,602
and explain there
have been others

938
00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:55,811
it will be all right?

939
00:55:57,146 --> 00:55:57,938
Yes.

940
00:55:58,356 --> 00:55:59,982
Call me next week!

941
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,905
There... there's something
the matter with you.

942
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:08,491
A... a decent, intelligent,
cultured girl

943
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,825
takes it into her head
to be seduced

944
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:12,495
by a perfect stranger
for... for no reason

945
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:13,329
on a whim.

946
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:15,706
No reason?

947
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:18,501
How dare you say no reason?

948
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,585
What reason?

949
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,837
You were gritting your teeth

950
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,297
at the idea of having dinner with me

951
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:25,383
so you could get
to your late date.

952
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:26,592
Admit it!

953
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,137
You think you're the first man
I've lost like this?

954
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:31,472
Well, I'm sick of it,

955
00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:34,433
and I'm gonna do as people have to do
in this world.

956
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,976
I'm gonna conform.

957
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:39,897
That's all I'm doing.
I'm... I'm meeting the competition.

958
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,774
I was not gritting my teeth.

959
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:43,734
Oh, there's an answer.

960
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,331
You're making a big mistake.

961
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,960
Yeah, my brother told me
I was making a mistake.

962
00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:03,963
Sitting right there,
he said I was entirely wrong

963
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,548
about today's morality.

964
00:57:06,966 --> 00:57:08,551
And he swore to me
on his sacred honor

965
00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:10,094
he didn't sleep with girls.

966
00:57:11,971 --> 00:57:14,765
The nightgown in that closet
is not mine.

967
00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:18,227
Maybe it's your mother's.

968
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:20,980
Did you see it?

969
00:57:21,814 --> 00:57:22,982
And my mother doesn't live here

970
00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:25,526
and she doesn't have
any sister in Yonkers either.

971
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:37,955
When my brother and I
had to be... really sure,

972
00:57:39,582 --> 00:57:40,708
when it was something important,

973
00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:42,501
we always said
"sacred honor."

974
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,172
I won't forgive him for that.

975
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,176
Oh, now...

976
00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:53,345
on that subject,
I'd lie to my sister.

977
00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,349
There's something in what you say.

978
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,977
Uh, not much,
but... but something.

979
00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:01,687
Thank you.

980
00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:04,857
Well, maybe people don't go around

981
00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:06,734
painting scarlet letters on girls
nowadays,

982
00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:07,693
I'll give you that, but...

983
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,528
but this business of having an affair

984
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:10,988
is still something personal.

985
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,907
When wasn't it?

986
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:16,410
Well, I mean,
what's understandable

987
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,955
and excusable for some just
isn't justifiable for others.

988
00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:23,375
And I belong in the group
for whom it's forbidden?

989
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:24,877
In my opinion, yes.

990
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,087
Well, thank you for the election!

991
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,089
I'd like to resign
and get in the other group.

992
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,424
Who do I see?

993
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,345
Now, listen, you have a very
unhealthy attitude about this.

994
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,181
No! My attitude's healthy.

995
00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,391
Gymnasium's unhealthy.

996
00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:42,520
Look, look, you've waited this long.

997
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:44,021
Can't you wait a little longer?

998
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,608
- How long?
- Till you fall in love.

999
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:50,778
I am in love.

1000
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:53,656
You are?

1001
00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:56,033
With whom?

1002
00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,536
A man in Albany.

1003
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,080
Married man, huh?

1004
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:03,040
No.

1005
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:05,334
What's the problem?

1006
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,670
He hasn't asked me.

1007
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:09,880
What's the matter with him?

1008
00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:14,051
He thinks something's the matter with me.

1009
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,096
Oh, I see.

1010
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:19,848
That he asked you, huh?

1011
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:23,185
Any advice?

1012
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:24,979
No, no.

1013
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,692
Doesn't that woman's intuition
tell you anything?

1014
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:32,152
Hasn't opened its mouth.

1015
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,990
What's this boyo like?

1016
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:41,620
Handsome,
a fabulous athlete.

1017
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,624
Witty... considerate...

1018
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,294
thoughtful, handsome...

1019
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,461
You said "handsome."

1020
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,130
You can say it again.

1021
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:53,966
So, he's got a million dollars,
too, huh?

1022
00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:55,259
Oh, more than that.

1023
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,804
They're the richest family in Albany.

1024
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,183
How'd you have the guts
to say no in the first place?

1025
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:07,146
Oh, it just didn't seem right.

1026
01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:12,067
Oh, the next generation's
gonna have it easier.

1027
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,862
It'll be all clear-cut by then,

1028
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:16,447
either yes or no.

1029
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,825
And my hunch is,
it's gonna be no.

1030
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,996
The pendulum always swings back.
It always has.

1031
01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,207
Well, that's optimistic.

1032
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,294
I don't believe morality
ever really changes, not basically.

1033
01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:35,924
People always have to start from scratch.

1034
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,223
And when you're a kid
and you play post office...

1035
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,685
and you get nervous
and embarrassed...

1036
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:50,022
and your palms perspire...

1037
01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:53,317
Well, palms perspired
in the year 1800

1038
01:00:53,484 --> 01:00:55,235
and they'll perspire
in the year 2000.

1039
01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,365
Nature is constant.

1040
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,409
Beginners will always
be pure in heart...

1041
01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:05,788
and palms will always perspire.

1042
01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:08,415
You ought to write a book.

1043
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,459
Everybody else thinks we're going to Hell.

1044
01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,296
I am writing a book,
and I'm on schedule.

1045
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:15,756
Six more months in Philadelphia

1046
01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:17,675
and then off to Tokyo
as a correspondent.

1047
01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:21,970
The book's all outlined.

1048
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,057
I just think you ought to be sure of
what you believe in

1049
01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:28,143
before you sound off
between hard covers.

1050
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:31,855
I... I think you're more than a talker.

1051
01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:34,066
I have a hunch you'll make it.

1052
01:01:34,817 --> 01:01:35,484
Thank you.

1053
01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:38,946
I'll be looking in the bookstore windows.

1054
01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:41,407
Maybe I'll even buy a copy.

1055
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:43,784
I'll send you one.

1056
01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:45,869
Don't forget, now.

1057
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:47,705
No.

1058
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,167
Hello!

1059
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,921
I didn't knock because
I wanted to surprise you.

1060
01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,551
I drove from Albany
in two hours and 20 minutes.

1061
01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:03,929
I want you to marry me.

1062
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,432
Your mother and father
say it's okay with them.

1063
01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:09,143
I just hope it's all right
with your brother. Hi.

1064
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,145
- Hi.
- I'm Russell Wilson.

1065
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,438
I'm sorry. We haven't met.

1066
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:13,731
I've heard an awful lot about you, though.

1067
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,858
Uh, how do you do?
I've heard a lot about you.

1068
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:19,945
Hey, listen, my car is
double-parked downstairs

1069
01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:21,822
because I didn't know
whether you'd be here or not.

1070
01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:23,741
Let me find a garage
and I'll be right back.

1071
01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,416
Oh, I'm crazy about you,
you little monkey.

1072
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:35,252
Hah!

1073
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,968
The thing to do
is not to panic.

1074
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,388
I was thinking screaming
might be appropriate.

1075
01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:50,517
Unrestrained,
hysterical screaming.

1076
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,105
Here.

1077
01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:03,906
There's a way out of this.
There must be.

1078
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:07,701
How many brothers do you have?

1079
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:10,287
Uh... one.

1080
01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:11,538
Does he know that?

1081
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,208
Are you considering
palming yourself off

1082
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:15,751
as an actual brother of mine?

1083
01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:17,795
Wh-wh-why not?
It's a good idea as a stopgap

1084
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,671
until we figure something out.

1085
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,008
Hey, I could be
a friend of your brother's.

1086
01:03:23,509 --> 01:03:25,719
Oh, why didn't I tell him
before he left?

1087
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:28,514
- That's made it worse.
- No, no. That's good.

1088
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,973
It'll give us time to think of a story.

1089
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,309
Now, the simplest is the best.

1090
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,062
I'm an old friend.
And we got caught in the rain.

1091
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:37,231
Hey, that's good! Stick to that.
I'm an old friend.

1092
01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,191
Would you do me
the favor of hurrying?

1093
01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:41,151
- I am.
- And leaving?

1094
01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:45,322
- Before he comes back?
- Before.

1095
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,741
Listen, it might be pertinent
to mention that Russ was

1096
01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:50,244
a member of
the Olympic boxing squad.

1097
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,621
There's something in what
you say about leaving.

1098
01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:54,790
No! Now, listen to me.

1099
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,458
Your boyfriend will be back here
any minute.

1100
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,836
And I'm not crazy about
facing a possible violent fiancé

1101
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,547
but I... I-I-I feel
I owe it to you to help.

1102
01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:02,881
You don't owe me anything.

1103
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:04,216
I don't owe a normal girl anything.

1104
01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:05,175
But you're kind of a nut.

1105
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:07,845
I'll be the one to tell him.

1106
01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:13,350
- When?
- I won't just blurt it out.

1107
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:16,812
We'll... we'll talk for a while
and... and have a drink.

1108
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,313
That's it.
I'll take you both to dinner

1109
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,731
and we'll have
a couple of martinis

1110
01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,275
and I'll kind of work it around.

1111
01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:24,278
And... and we'll say
we're very old friends.

1112
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,612
And we got caught in the rain.

1113
01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,948
And that's why we didn't
have our clothes on.

1114
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:31,785
And when he came in and thought
I was your brother

1115
01:04:31,952 --> 01:04:32,870
we were bewildered.

1116
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,290
And... and we were,
weren't we?

1117
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,210
Well... well, what's wrong
with that for a story?

1118
01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:42,713
- It's dishonest.
- What's dishonest about it?

1119
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,464
Look, nothing happened, Eileen.
Remember that.

1120
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:46,341
Well, morally, it did.
That's why it's dishonest.

1121
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:47,968
Now, listen, Miss Abe Lincoln,

1122
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,928
you got the chance to marry the
man you're really in love with.

1123
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,513
That happens once
in a couple of lifetimes

1124
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:52,723
and you're not gonna blow it.

1125
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,391
You just get upstairs
and put your clothes on.

1126
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,476
I can't find my skirt!
Where is my skirt?

1127
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,978
How do I know
where your skirt is?

1128
01:04:58,937 --> 01:04:59,563
Oh.

1129
01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:02,316
Look, Mike, I appreciate
what you're trying to do, but...

1130
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,692
Will you get going?

1131
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:08,322
Long as I live, I will never
ride on a 5th Avenue bus again.

1132
01:05:08,864 --> 01:05:10,949
Yoo-hoo! Ha ha!
I'm back.

1133
01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:13,535
- Find a garage all right?
- Yep. Found one.

1134
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,455
Ohh, let me look at you.

1135
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,084
New York agrees with you.

1136
01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:22,836
Your face is all flushed.

1137
01:05:23,003 --> 01:05:24,630
Well, I hurried dressing.

1138
01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:27,424
I hurried from Albany.
I got two speeding tickets.

1139
01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:28,967
Oh, I'm sorry.

1140
01:05:29,301 --> 01:05:31,929
Don't be silly!
I wouldn't have minded a dozen.

1141
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:35,766
Do you realize that... that
you have not been formally proposed to?

1142
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,436
Eileen, will you do me
the great honor

1143
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:40,479
of becoming my wife?

1144
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,279
- Oh, Russ!
- Oh!

1145
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:51,782
Oh, he's your brother.
He understands.

1146
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:54,034
Sure, I understand.
Go right ahead.

1147
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,832
Uh... well!

1148
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,918
Let's all have a drink to celebrate.

1149
01:06:03,085 --> 01:06:04,795
I-I make a mighty fine
martini, Russ.

1150
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:06,922
I don't drink, Adam,
but you go right ahead.

1151
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:12,260
Well... just one little drink
on an occasion like this?

1152
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:13,345
I don't think I'd better.

1153
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:14,638
See I'm boxing next week

1154
01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:16,056
in an American legion benefit

1155
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,516
and, uh, you know.

1156
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,810
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it's only four rounds.

1157
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,687
But you gotta
keep your hand in. Pow!

1158
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,021
- Unh!
- Right in there, huh?

1159
01:06:24,231 --> 01:06:26,233
But you go ahead.
I don't mind other people drinking.

1160
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,068
No, no, no. The mood's gone.

1161
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:32,155
Boy, if you think your folks are pleased,
you ought to see mine.

1162
01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:34,157
I'm finally convinced that they
really do like you better

1163
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,158
than they do me.

1164
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:38,078
No, I mean it,
absolutely every word of it.

1165
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,373
My father thinks the sun
rises and sets in this one.

1166
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:43,375
So does my mom.
I'm warning you right now.

1167
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:44,960
You're gonna have
a lot of in-law trouble.

1168
01:06:45,711 --> 01:06:47,004
Why, I couldn't be more flattered.

1169
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,839
I'm... very fond of them.

1170
01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:53,343
When she and my father
get together,

1171
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,553
it's like I'm not even there.

1172
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,472
You know, he says she's a throwback

1173
01:06:57,806 --> 01:06:59,057
to the girls of his generation.

1174
01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:02,144
Yeah. Well, there's something
in what your father says.

1175
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:04,146
Yes, there is.

1176
01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:06,523
We, uh, had a little fight about that.

1177
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,899
Did she tell you we had a fight?

1178
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,526
Uh, well, she mentioned something

1179
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,111
but she's... she's pretty
close-mouthed.

1180
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,113
Please stop talking about me!
It's embarrassing.

1181
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,575
She told me to go roll my hoop.

1182
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,245
Never wanted to see me again.

1183
01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:22,122
Pretty good tactics though.
It brought me around.

1184
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,167
I'm very fond of your sister, Adam.

1185
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,209
Well, I approve.

1186
01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:29,421
Wh-when's the wedding gonna be?

1187
01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:31,757
Ah, that Wedding's gonna be a humdinger.

1188
01:07:32,758 --> 01:07:34,051
We're gonna turn Albany upside down.

1189
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:36,178
My dad has gotten
the governor to accept.

1190
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:39,347
Now, that's not a bad start
for a guest list. Huh?

1191
01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:40,515
No, it isn't.

1192
01:07:42,017 --> 01:07:45,395
Hey, listen! You'll never guess
who my best man's gonna be.

1193
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,146
No.

1194
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,440
It's someone you know.
Go ahead. Try.

1195
01:07:48,607 --> 01:07:50,901
Uh... well, that's a little difficult.

1196
01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:53,612
I've give you a hint,
he was a classmate of yours.

1197
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:55,405
A classmate? Uh-huh.

1198
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,282
- Carl Levitt!
- Yeah.

1199
01:07:57,449 --> 01:07:59,493
No. Eileen, don't help.
I want him to do it.

1200
01:08:01,161 --> 01:08:03,246
- Light or dark hair?
- Light.

1201
01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,875
- Under or over 5'10"?
- Under. You're getting close.

1202
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,086
- Heavy or light?
- Heavy.

1203
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,295
- Dave Bulleck!
- That's it!

1204
01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:11,505
You got it. Good for you.

1205
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:14,716
I was gonna say Bulleck right off,
but I just wasn't sure.

1206
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,388
Well... we're gonna do it.

1207
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,225
We're gonna take that really big leap.

1208
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,770
Russ, it's... it's not a spectator sport.

1209
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:29,314
Oh... Adam doesn't mind.

1210
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:33,485
Hey, listen,
what kind of plane do you fly?

1211
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:35,987
- Uh, he...
- Well, all kinds.

1212
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,490
- Jets, mostly?
- Uh-huh.

1213
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,034
But you still fly propeller jobs,
don't you?

1214
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:42,285
Oh, sure. Every day.

1215
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,579
I want to get a Cessna.
What do you think of the 180?

1216
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:47,332
I've never heard a word against it.

1217
01:08:47,499 --> 01:08:49,835
Listen, I'm starving!
Uh, how about dinner?

1218
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,295
Hey, that's a good idea.
I'm as hungry as a bear. Get your coat.

1219
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:53,672
Well, it's sort of early,
isn't it?

1220
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:56,007
I was counting on taking both
of you to the Club Nero.

1221
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,927
- No. You two go there alone.
- I want you to come.

1222
01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:01,138
Besides, three people look
pretty funny dancing together.

1223
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:05,392
Uh... we'll have a quiet dinner
around here someplace

1224
01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:07,811
and discuss things
and then I'll pop off

1225
01:09:07,978 --> 01:09:09,437
and you two carry on from there.
How's that?

1226
01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:11,940
- Fine!
- Done and done. We're off.

1227
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,193
Hi, I had a couple hours to kill

1228
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,445
so I thought I'd come over
to find out what, uh...

1229
01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:24,202
Uh, Russ...

1230
01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:28,540
I want you to meet my copilot,
Mike Mitchell.

1231
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:32,294
Mike, this is Russ Wilson,
Eileen's fiancé.

1232
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,172
How do you do?

1233
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,174
Well, I'm only a 10-minute-old fiancé.

1234
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,383
It just happened.

1235
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:42,179
Yeah! I was just proposed to.

1236
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,346
And I was accepted.

1237
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:45,223
Adam's a witness, aren't you, Adam?

1238
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,727
Uh, yes. I'm a witness.
He... he can't get out of it.

1239
01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:50,353
Eileen's the one that can't get out of it.

1240
01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:52,230
I'd sue her for breach of promise.

1241
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,202
So, what else is new?

1242
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,130
Hello.

1243
01:10:19,049 --> 01:10:20,300
Oh, hello, Mother.

1244
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:23,428
Yeah.

1245
01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:26,389
No, I'm very happy, Mother.

1246
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,517
Oh, just a second.

1247
01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:31,895
She wants to speak to you, Russ.

1248
01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:34,564
Mother? Hi.

1249
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,067
Well, I'm happy that you're happy.

1250
01:10:38,318 --> 01:10:39,527
Yes, indee...

1251
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,988
Yes. Yes.

1252
01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:44,449
Well, we will.

1253
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:46,117
We will...

1254
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:48,828
Now, now, Mother.
Please don't cry.

1255
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,748
Yeah. All right. I promise.

1256
01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:54,334
Yes. Yes.

1257
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,254
All righty.
Hold on a minute.

1258
01:10:58,088 --> 01:10:59,089
She wants to talk to you, Adam.

1259
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:06,930
Say hello for me.

1260
01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,857
Hello, Mother.

1261
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,653
No, I had a cold.
I'm getting over it.

1262
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:24,698
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

1263
01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,116
That's a very good idea.

1264
01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:28,368
Why don't you call me back
when you have more time?

1265
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,083
Listen, uh, why... why don't
you two run along

1266
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,209
and meet us down in the lobby?

1267
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:38,253
There's something
I want to chew over with Mike, here.

1268
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,880
- Good idea.
- We'll be along in a minute.

1269
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,465
I'll pick up the car
and bring it around.

1270
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:43,508
We'll meet you in the front.

1271
01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,560
- I'll bet you're puzzled.
- That's a good bet.

1272
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:54,811
How's our mother?

1273
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,855
Let me explain things.

1274
01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,356
The girl's your sister.

1275
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,817
And the man's Russ Wilson,
who's engaged to your sister.

1276
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,111
I'm clear on them.
It's you I'm not sure of.

1277
01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:06,531
Uh-huh. Yeah, well, look,
we haven't got much time.

1278
01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,116
Uh, they're waiting
down in the lobby.

1279
01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:10,827
But I'll try and fill you in.
You see, uh...

1280
01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:13,663
uh, I met your sister
on a 5th Avenue bus

1281
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,373
but we'd known each other
for a long time.

1282
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:18,209
And, uh, anyway we got caught in the rain.

1283
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,462
You remember how it rained
this afternoon?

1284
01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:25,008
Uh... and... and we got soaked.

1285
01:12:26,051 --> 01:12:28,470
And so since we were near here,
your sister said, uh,

1286
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:31,514
why didn't I come up here and dry off
or I'd get pneumonia.

1287
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,642
Because I started to sneeze,
as a matter of fact.

1288
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:40,231
And, uh, so,
to cut a long story short,

1289
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:43,360
I was up here in a robe,
your robe, as a matter of fact.

1290
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:46,279
And, uh, we were just
talking about things, you know,

1291
01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:49,532
just things in general,
when in walked Russ Wilson from Albany.

1292
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:53,828
That's the fellow your sister's
been going around with.

1293
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,663
I know who he is.

1294
01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:58,416
Well... well, he didn't know who you were.
He thought I was you.

1295
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,420
And besides, he'd come
rushing down here to propose.

1296
01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,924
Marriage! So you can imagine
how embarrassing that was.

1297
01:13:06,091 --> 01:13:07,092
What were we gonna do?

1298
01:13:08,093 --> 01:13:10,220
And, uh...
Eileen was gonna spill it right off

1299
01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:13,306
and I said, "No, no man
can take that head-on."

1300
01:13:13,598 --> 01:13:15,141
So we were gonna take him to dinner

1301
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,601
and tell him
in a better atmosphere.

1302
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:19,771
The son of a gun doesn't drink.

1303
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,898
Uh, that's where we were going
when you...

1304
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:28,071
And... and that's where we were
going when you walked in,

1305
01:13:28,238 --> 01:13:28,947
her brother.

1306
01:13:29,114 --> 01:13:30,240
I know who I am.

1307
01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:34,035
What's bothering you?

1308
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:35,620
What do you think's bothering me?

1309
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:37,038
I haven't the faintest idea.

1310
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:38,790
Was my sister in a robe?

1311
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:40,917
No, of course not!

1312
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,377
Didn't she get soaked
in the rain?

1313
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,171
Well, yes, but she had other
clothes to change into.

1314
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:47,298
Now, listen,
it's no skin off my nose

1315
01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:49,175
if your sister's
marriage blows up or not.

1316
01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,469
I think she's a nice kid,
and I like that Wilson, too.

1317
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:54,347
And you can go over the story I
told you with a fine tooth comb

1318
01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,057
and it's substantially the truth.

1319
01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:57,225
What do you mean substantially?

1320
01:13:57,392 --> 01:13:59,227
Substantially means 99 percent.

1321
01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:01,020
What the hell is this, a quiz show?

1322
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,400
What are we supposed to do at dinner?

1323
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:09,070
Oh... well,
we'll tell him the truth.

1324
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:12,615
I don't know exactly when,
but we'll feel our way and...

1325
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:13,825
and your being along helps.

1326
01:14:13,992 --> 01:14:15,076
We'll say we're old friends, okay?

1327
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,041
Was my sister in a robe?

1328
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,376
Will you get your mind
out of the gutter!

1329
01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:24,919
I told you she wasn't.

1330
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:28,465
They're waiting in the lobby.

1331
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:30,550
Here.

1332
01:14:40,602 --> 01:14:42,187
- Hello, Watomi.
- Welcome.

1333
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,106
Good evening.
May I use your telephone?

1334
01:14:45,273 --> 01:14:46,399
- Certainly.
- Thank you.

1335
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,319
Is the end room free for four?

1336
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:03,583
Uh, Gladys. Gladys,
are they canceling incoming flights?

1337
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,210
No. Nothing's canceled yet.

1338
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:10,298
If there's any change,
will you call me at Chelsea 43098?

1339
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:12,425
Pray for me, Gladys.

1340
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:13,885
If that Columbus flight is delayed,

1341
01:15:14,052 --> 01:15:15,345
my life isn't worth a nickel.

1342
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,228
Right this way, please, sir.

1343
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:27,524
Let's start with some tempura,

1344
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,400
uh, extra on the shrimp,

1345
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:32,362
and some oshinko
and... and gohan.

1346
01:15:32,529 --> 01:15:33,738
Hey, can we have a drink?

1347
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,908
Listen, if you don't like sake,
how about a rum drink?

1348
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:39,953
- Now, rum's mild.
- No. I'm gonna have to pass.

1349
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:40,995
- Remember?
- What?

1350
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,334
- Eileen?
- No, thank you.

1351
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,045
- How about a drink?
- No, thanks.

1352
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:50,421
Oh, come on.
Keep me company.

1353
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:51,464
I'm on flight call.

1354
01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:54,801
No drinks.

1355
01:15:56,511 --> 01:15:57,220
Well...

1356
01:15:58,638 --> 01:15:59,722
congratulations to you both.

1357
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:00,932
Hey, you don't congratulate the bride,

1358
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,267
just the groom.
That's me.

1359
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,187
And congratulations really are in order.

1360
01:16:08,648 --> 01:16:09,566
Mike, you're invited to the wedding.

1361
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:10,608
- It's gonna be a humdinger.
- Thank you.

1362
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,359
Thank you.

1363
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,238
Proposal happened
right in front of me.

1364
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:18,908
Yeah. I wish you could have
seen the look on his face.

1365
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,326
Describe it.
I'm interested.

1366
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:22,412
Well, I think his funniest
expression actually

1367
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,581
was when I barged in the door
before the proposal.

1368
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,374
Both of them sitting there
in their bathrobes.

1369
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:28,293
In their bathrobes.

1370
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:31,879
Well, I came through that front
door like a... like a 707.

1371
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,339
You all right?

1372
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,508
I said, "How do you do?
My name is Russell Wilson.

1373
01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:36,843
I've heard a lot about you."

1374
01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:38,469
You really were pretty surprised
now, weren't you?

1375
01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:40,555
I was pretty surprised.

1376
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,895
Mike, what do you think
of the Cessna, the 180?

1377
01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:50,773
- Mike?
- What?

1378
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:54,777
Ahem. The Cessna.
The 180, airp...

1379
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,113
W-What do you think of that
as an airplane, I mean?

1380
01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:58,156
Fine.

1381
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:03,953
Oh. Do you find jets are harder
to fly than propeller jobs?

1382
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,997
I don't fly propeller jobs.

1383
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:09,083
Oh, well, I thought you said

1384
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,585
you flew propeller airplanes.

1385
01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,254
He doesn't know they have propellers.

1386
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:14,505
He never looks out the window.

1387
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,090
Have some tea, Russ.

1388
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,760
Conclusion-jumping's dangerous.

1389
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,596
A lot of things are dangerous.
I'm an old-fashioned brother.

1390
01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:24,390
Ahem.
Oh, you have a sister, too?

1391
01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:26,351
I've got a sister.

1392
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:28,853
I understand you're quite an athlete.

1393
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,272
Well, not really. I...

1394
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,816
Well, you were on the Olympic
boxing team, weren't you?

1395
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,610
- Yeah.
- I tried out for it too.

1396
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:38,446
- Got as far as the semifinals.
- That's not bad.

1397
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:40,573
Good enough for practical purposes.

1398
01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:43,368
Yeah, well, everyone should
be able to defend themselves.

1399
01:17:43,618 --> 01:17:44,410
If they can.

1400
01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:49,123
Excuse me. Excuse me.

1401
01:17:49,624 --> 01:17:51,626
- You own a foreign sport car?
- Yeah.

1402
01:17:51,793 --> 01:17:53,252
It's blocking another car.

1403
01:17:53,503 --> 01:17:55,380
The parking place fellow wants the car.

1404
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:57,465
Oh, boy. That's the way, always.

1405
01:17:57,632 --> 01:17:59,509
You leave them the key,
and they strip the gears.

1406
01:18:00,093 --> 01:18:00,885
Excuse me.

1407
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:04,138
That's the trouble
with a racing transmission.

1408
01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:06,307
That's a pity.
I-I was thinking of getting one.

1409
01:18:09,894 --> 01:18:11,896
- What did you do that for?
- Why not?

1410
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,607
Adam, it wasn't anything like you think!

1411
01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:15,942
No, it wasn't.

1412
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:18,361
Look, we just got caught in the rain.
That's all.

1413
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:20,363
No. Stop protecting me, Mike!

1414
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,533
Oh, this is getting more
complicated every minute.

1415
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:27,620
The simple truth is, Adam,
I tried to get him to seduce me

1416
01:18:27,787 --> 01:18:28,746
and he wouldn't do it.

1417
01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,332
And that is exactly what happened.

1418
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,253
He wouldn't have anything to do
with a... beginner.

1419
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,798
That's the kind of man he is.

1420
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,842
That's the kind of man I am.

1421
01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:43,720
And naturally,
Russ thought he was you.

1422
01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:47,432
It all happened in the last half-hour.

1423
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,475
It seems a whole lot longer than that.

1424
01:18:50,810 --> 01:18:52,145
Now do you see what you've done?

1425
01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:57,692
Mike, when I'm wrong, I admit it.

1426
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,988
I apologize.
I'm sorry.

1427
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:03,614
Okay.

1428
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:08,119
But I still don't understand
what you were doing

1429
01:19:08,286 --> 01:19:10,121
in a bathrobe in the first place.

1430
01:19:10,872 --> 01:19:14,041
And I'm not gonna listen to
any more moralizing from you

1431
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,752
Reverend Davidson,

1432
01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:18,963
not with a closet full
of women's lingerie.

1433
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,923
- Oh.
- Oh.

1434
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,925
And you said
"sacred honor."

1435
01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:25,094
Oh, Adam, how could you?

1436
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,054
I-I never thought you'd lie to me
about anything.

1437
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,347
I wasn't lying.

1438
01:19:28,556 --> 01:19:30,391
You swore you didn't sleep with girls!

1439
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,477
That's the loophole, sleeping.

1440
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,479
Oh, Adam!

1441
01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:36,355
Well, he's right, technically.

1442
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,029
Yeah, well, listen,
what's the strategy now?

1443
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:46,157
The strategy is he's gonna
be told without strategy.

1444
01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:47,784
- By Whom?
- By me.

1445
01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:50,745
- Scratch one fiancé.
- Now, wait a minute, honey.

1446
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:53,331
Now, let's not get carried away
with the truth.

1447
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:54,749
I'm not saying to lie.

1448
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,542
It's all in where you put the accent.

1449
01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,921
Now, you got caught in the rain,

1450
01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:01,297
got out of your clothes.

1451
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,466
Russ came home,
thought you were me

1452
01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:05,510
and it seemed like a good joke.

1453
01:20:06,052 --> 01:20:08,179
- Ha ha.
- Just get him in the mood.

1454
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,972
Not here, but tonight,
while he's dancing.

1455
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,098
Good. Good.

1456
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,435
Pick your spot.
Whisper in his ear.

1457
01:20:15,353 --> 01:20:15,978
What?

1458
01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:19,065
Well, I'll be you

1459
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:21,651
and, uh... Mike, you be Russ.

1460
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,074
Uh...

1461
01:20:30,618 --> 01:20:31,828
- Russ?
- Yes?

1462
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:33,371
I've got something so...

1463
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:36,666
laughable to tell you.

1464
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,501
You... you'll... you'll
never believe me.

1465
01:20:40,837 --> 01:20:42,088
That's what I'm afraid of.

1466
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,425
It'll work, Eileen.
Try it at the Club Nero.

1467
01:20:46,926 --> 01:20:50,388
- Telephone for you, sir.
- Thank you. Hello?

1468
01:20:50,805 --> 01:20:54,016
Adam, that Columbus plane
arrives in exactly 44 minutes.

1469
01:20:54,392 --> 01:20:56,978
- Mona's on it.
- I'll be right over.

1470
01:20:57,937 --> 01:21:00,231
Well, that's taken care of.
Boy, it's pouring out there.

1471
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,233
- I gotta go to the airport.
- Oh! We have to leave.

1472
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,235
- No, not you. Just me.
- Uh, no, me too.

1473
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:07,363
Uh, I have to check with the chief
about tomorrow's schedule.

1474
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:09,740
Well, where do you have to go from?

1475
01:21:09,907 --> 01:21:10,908
Penn Station.

1476
01:21:11,576 --> 01:21:12,451
Penn Station?

1477
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,371
Well, I always leave from there.
It's kind of a superstition.

1478
01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:17,248
- Oh! You, too?
- No.

1479
01:21:17,415 --> 01:21:19,375
38th street airline terminal.
Don't worry. I can make it.

1480
01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,002
Oh. No trouble at all.

1481
01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:22,712
We're going to Club Nero anyway.

1482
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:31,721
♪ <i>I've got you under my skin</i> ♪

1483
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:34,932
♪ <i>I've got you
deep in the heart of me</i> ♪

1484
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,350
See, I told you it'd be
a lot more comfortable

1485
01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:37,518
on your brother's lap.

1486
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:39,979
Boy, look at that rain come down.

1487
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,398
Are you sure
you're gonna fly tonight?

1488
01:21:42,732 --> 01:21:43,900
Huh? Oh,
it doesn't bother us.

1489
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:49,363
Somebody ought to invent a new
kind of windshield wiper.

1490
01:21:49,614 --> 01:21:51,032
What do you use on a plane, Adam?

1491
01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,702
Oh, uh, uh,
there's a thing, you know.

1492
01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:55,620
Explain it to him.

1493
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,371
We use a windshield wiper.

1494
01:21:58,789 --> 01:21:59,415
That's it.

1495
01:22:17,475 --> 01:22:19,644
- Well, uh, so long, Russ.
- So long.

1496
01:22:20,019 --> 01:22:21,938
- See you at the field, Mike.
- Right, Adam.

1497
01:22:22,355 --> 01:22:23,105
Good-bye.

1498
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:24,774
Good-bye.

1499
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:27,526
I-I hope I see you again.

1500
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,946
That's a funny thing
to say to your brother.

1501
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:32,657
Private joke.

1502
01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:35,701
Well... good-bye.

1503
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:38,371
Good-bye.

1504
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,373
See you at the wedding!

1505
01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:59,016
Mrs. Treadman,
now... now, try to think.

1506
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:01,686
Uh, didn't your husband say
where the poker game would be?

1507
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:05,356
I know I'm a union man myself,
but this is an emergency.

1508
01:23:05,523 --> 01:23:06,524
I need a pilot.

1509
01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:09,944
Well, if... if you reach him,
will you tell him to get in touch with me?

1510
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:12,822
Made it by three minutes.

1511
01:23:12,989 --> 01:23:14,448
Adam, you're from heaven.

1512
01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:15,616
Check the log on flight number four.

1513
01:23:15,783 --> 01:23:16,951
You're taking it out to Denver.

1514
01:23:17,118 --> 01:23:19,829
- Denver? Who, me?
- Boy, what a day this has been.

1515
01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:21,163
Phillip's down with appendicitis,

1516
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,581
Blake's grounded in Fort William,

1517
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,792
Harvey's wife just called and told...

1518
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,044
- Well, hurry, will you?
- You must be crazy.

1519
01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:30,339
My girl's coming on that flight.
I'm in the doghouse already.

1520
01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,091
You're also on flight call.

1521
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,594
- I'm reporting sick. I am sick.
- Hello. Drysdale here. Yeah.

1522
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,264
...Superjet flight number 12

1523
01:23:38,431 --> 01:23:41,517
<i>from St. Louis and Columbus
now arriving...</i>

1524
01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:42,643
What am I gonna do in Denver?

1525
01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:50,776
<i>Trans World Airlines Superjet flight four</i>

1526
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:52,820
<i>Royal Ambassador Service</i>

1527
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:56,699
<i>for Detroit, Chicago, and Denver</i>

1528
01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:00,578
<i>is now ready for boarding at gate eight.</i>

1529
01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:03,622
- Oh, Adam, what I've been through!
- Mona, Mona, baby.

1530
01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:04,749
I'm sorry.

1531
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,669
First, the bus
we were in broke down

1532
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:09,962
in the middle of nowhere!

1533
01:24:10,129 --> 01:24:11,505
Yeah.
Step right this way.

1534
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,090
And then they made us get out

1535
01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:14,133
while they jacked it up!

1536
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:16,052
Oh, that's fine.

1537
01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:17,803
- And then it started to rain.
- Yeah.

1538
01:24:18,054 --> 01:24:19,680
And they wouldn't let us
get back into the bus!

1539
01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:21,182
We had bad weather here, too.

1540
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,601
And it was raining so hard
I slipped and fell.

1541
01:24:23,768 --> 01:24:26,520
- Look. Where are we going?
- Yeah.

1542
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,230
- Oh, we're going to Denver.
- Denver?

1543
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:29,732
- What for?
- I'm flying the plane.

1544
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,192
We'll be together.
I've got the ticket right here.

1545
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:32,693
- Oh, no! No, no!
- Shh. It's all right, sweetheart.

1546
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:34,904
- I don't wanna go to Denver!
- You do. We'll be together.

1547
01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,198
I'm flying the plane.
I've got the ticket right here.

1548
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:39,366
- Oh...
- It's all right. Excuse me.

1549
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:42,036
Baby, just think,
you and me, together

1550
01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:43,579
in Denver, Colorado, huh?

1551
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:46,040
Colorado?
But it's cold up there!

1552
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:50,169
I personally guarantee you
that will not be your problem.

1553
01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:52,379
Oh, Adam!

1554
01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:15,778
Hey!

1555
01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:18,656
Ugh!

1556
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:26,455
<i>...Chicago and Denver</i>

1557
01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:29,291
<i>is now in the final boarding stage.</i>

1558
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,835
It's incredible.

1559
01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:32,711
What a Sunday.

1560
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,880
It's just like Korea.

1561
01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:36,966
Believe me.
They're dropping like flies.

1562
01:25:37,133 --> 01:25:40,511
Are you going to fly this plane back,
too, Mr. Drysdale?

1563
01:25:40,678 --> 01:25:42,263
No. I'm gonna buy
a farm in Colorado

1564
01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:43,514
and just sit there...

1565
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,850
with an antiaircraft gun!

1566
01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:46,600
Oh.

1567
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,983
- What's the matter?
- You're all right.

1568
01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:56,527
- What happened?
- You slipped.

1569
01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:59,405
You got a bad bump,
but don't worry about it.

1570
01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:01,782
Drysdale's taking the flight to Denver.

1571
01:26:01,949 --> 01:26:02,658
Oh.

1572
01:26:03,993 --> 01:26:05,995
Denver? He can't do that!
That's my flight!

1573
01:26:06,162 --> 01:26:08,038
Now, don't excite yourself.

1574
01:26:08,205 --> 01:26:11,208
It's commendable that you're
so loyal to the company but it...

1575
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,643
Good-bye.

1576
01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:10,119
Oh, Russ, I have something
so laughable to tell you.

1577
01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:13,539
I hope you think it's laughable.

1578
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,083
Nobody ever accused me of
not having a sense of humor.

1579
01:28:16,834 --> 01:28:17,793
I know.

1580
01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:22,172
So... what's the funny?

1581
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:25,342
Well...

1582
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,470
You know Adam, my brother?

1583
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,723
- Yeah.
- He isn't.

1584
01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:33,475
Isn't what?

1585
01:28:34,143 --> 01:28:35,227
My brother!

1586
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:37,021
The-the one you think is.

1587
01:28:38,022 --> 01:28:39,773
Uh... uh, you lost me.

1588
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:42,276
Adam is Mike,
and Mike is Adam.

1589
01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:44,194
I can't wait to tell you
how it happened.

1590
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,988
I know. I can't wait, either.

1591
01:28:46,739 --> 01:28:48,991
When you came
into the apartment

1592
01:28:49,158 --> 01:28:51,201
and saw me with Adam
on the couch,

1593
01:28:52,036 --> 01:28:52,911
you clear so far?

1594
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:54,288
So far clear.

1595
01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:57,333
Well, that wasn't Adam.
That was Mike.

1596
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,753
Wasn't Adam?
Who wasn't Adam?

1597
01:29:01,337 --> 01:29:02,338
The man on the couch.

1598
01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,673
Your brother's name is Adam, isn't it?

1599
01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:06,008
Yes.

1600
01:29:06,592 --> 01:29:08,719
Well, then who's the fella
on the couch with the bathrobe?

1601
01:29:09,345 --> 01:29:10,971
That's the funny part.

1602
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:12,723
It was a stranger!

1603
01:29:13,891 --> 01:29:16,352
Well, n-not a stranger,
I met him on a bus

1604
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:19,730
and we went rowing,
and, um...

1605
01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:22,274
You know how it started
to rain this afternoon?

1606
01:29:22,441 --> 01:29:25,194
Well, we got wet,
and he started to sneeze.

1607
01:29:25,569 --> 01:29:28,280
Well, naturally, he had to take
his clothes off and... and then...

1608
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,288
That's not the way it was at all.

1609
01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:40,876
Russ, the way it was
was exactly the way it looked.

1610
01:29:41,377 --> 01:29:44,171
I was trying to get him
to make love to me.

1611
01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:48,801
No, Russ.
You've gotta believe me!

1612
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:51,762
I... I only did it because I love you.

1613
01:29:52,096 --> 01:29:53,722
♪ <i>Hello</i> ♪

1614
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:59,103
♪ <i>What sweet magic
brought you my way?</i> ♪

1615
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:01,563
♪ <i>Hello</i> ♪

1616
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:06,944
♪ <i>Rainbow girl on that rainy day</i> ♪

1617
01:30:07,111 --> 01:30:11,281
<font color="
that Sunday in Manhattan</i> ♪

1618
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,076
♪ <i>Wishing for a someone
like you</i> ♪

1619
01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:44,857
Russ, stop looking like that.
Say what you're thinking.

1620
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:46,650
Well, let's just sleep on it.

1621
01:30:49,403 --> 01:30:50,112
Okay.

1622
01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:53,740
And don't worry.

1623
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:55,909
These things always have a way of...

1624
01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:58,787
working out.

1625
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:00,831
Do they?

1626
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:06,795
I'll call you in the morning,

1627
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,755
not too early.

1628
01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:03,602
Ugh!

1629
01:32:20,911 --> 01:32:23,372
What do you mean she won't come out?
Go in there and get her!

1630
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:26,250
Yeah, but, uh... all right.

1631
01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:38,762
Mona.

1632
01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:42,849
Mona, come on out!

1633
01:32:46,979 --> 01:32:48,230
D-d-did you, uh...

1634
01:32:48,397 --> 01:32:50,649
TWA Superjet flight four...

1635
01:32:50,816 --> 01:32:52,401
Mo-Mona!

1636
01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:54,403
Mona!

1637
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,281
<i>...for Denver is now completing</i>

1638
01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,284
<i>final boarding at gate five.</i>

1639
01:33:00,701 --> 01:33:01,660
<i>Passengers holding seats...</i>

1640
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:03,287
Look, uh, she got away.

1641
01:33:03,453 --> 01:33:05,122
I... I have to go now!

1642
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,499
Call me from Den...

1643
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:17,676
Russ?

1644
01:33:29,187 --> 01:33:30,063
Russ?

1645
01:33:33,567 --> 01:33:34,610
You mean Russ isn't here?

1646
01:33:35,027 --> 01:33:35,777
No!

1647
01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:37,779
What happened to you?

1648
01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:39,990
Uh... nothing, really.

1649
01:33:40,157 --> 01:33:42,993
I just jumped off a train and
got hit by some truck driver.

1650
01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:45,203
It feels like it could
have been his truck.

1651
01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,663
Uh, c-come in.

1652
01:33:47,831 --> 01:33:50,042
I'm sorry, I thought you'd be
here the whole night arguing

1653
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:54,296
and I thought I could help
in the convincing.

1654
01:33:55,047 --> 01:33:55,839
Well, did you tell him?

1655
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:57,924
Uh, yes.

1656
01:33:58,759 --> 01:34:00,385
Well, how... how did he take it?

1657
01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:02,220
Very well.

1658
01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:04,973
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1659
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:07,768
Well, that's fine.

1660
01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:09,728
I didn't have to come back at all, did I?

1661
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:11,897
I guess not.

1662
01:34:14,066 --> 01:34:15,692
Well, it's just that
I wouldn't have felt right.

1663
01:34:15,859 --> 01:34:16,943
I figured I got you into this.

1664
01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:18,945
I should help get you out.

1665
01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:21,406
Oh, you didn't get me in.

1666
01:34:22,324 --> 01:34:24,117
Well.

1667
01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:27,329
And what you ought to get out of
are those wet clothes.

1668
01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:29,539
Uh... w-well...

1669
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:31,375
Listen,
maybe you ought to sleep here tonight.

1670
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,086
That couch makes into a good bed.

1671
01:34:34,252 --> 01:34:35,671
Adam sleeps on it when I'm here.

1672
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:38,965
No, no.
I'd better get back.

1673
01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:41,551
Oh, it's too late to start back
to Philadelphia tonight.

1674
01:34:42,469 --> 01:34:44,638
Yes, sleep over.
That's much more sensible.

1675
01:34:47,933 --> 01:34:49,267
I shouldn't spend the night here.

1676
01:34:49,935 --> 01:34:52,813
You can be trusted.
I'll testify you can be trusted.

1677
01:34:54,648 --> 01:34:55,774
Well, I appreciate it very much.

1678
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:57,442
Don't mention it...

1679
01:34:57,943 --> 01:34:59,986
and I mean don't mention it.

1680
01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:03,865
Let's see, there's some pajamas
in the top drawer in the closet

1681
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:07,077
and, uh, some new toothbrushes
in the bathroom...

1682
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:09,579
Oh, and I'm making you
a hot whiskey.

1683
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:15,836
Get going!
I have to get some sleep.

1684
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,673
My brother has good taste
in pajamas.

1685
01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:05,010
- Ouch!
- What did you do?

1686
01:36:05,594 --> 01:36:06,803
I burned myself.

1687
01:36:07,471 --> 01:36:09,306
Boy, this thing really fights me.

1688
01:36:10,015 --> 01:36:11,099
Last time, I left the current on

1689
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:12,768
and the whole bar caught fire.

1690
01:36:14,394 --> 01:36:15,187
Here you go.

1691
01:36:15,687 --> 01:36:17,439
- Oh, thank you.
- Drink up.

1692
01:36:18,398 --> 01:36:21,318
- Oh, aren't you having one?
- I haven't a cold.

1693
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:29,910
Uh, isn't it possible Russ will come
around here early in the morning?

1694
01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:33,079
He said he'd call first.
It won't be early.

1695
01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:35,499
I think it's kind of dangerous for you.

1696
01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:38,126
Tell you what I'll do.
I'll, uh...

1697
01:36:39,503 --> 01:36:40,629
I'll get up at five o'clock.

1698
01:36:40,962 --> 01:36:42,214
Oh, you don't need
to get up that early.

1699
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,548
Eight o'clock is plenty of time.

1700
01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:45,091
Let's not take any more chances.

1701
01:36:46,009 --> 01:36:47,260
I gotta be at the office anyway.

1702
01:36:47,427 --> 01:36:49,221
I'll be up and away by five

1703
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:50,806
and I-I'll make the couch, too.

1704
01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:53,517
That's very thoughtful of you.

1705
01:36:55,519 --> 01:36:56,728
You're the one that's thoughtful.

1706
01:36:58,063 --> 01:36:59,731
Well, let's say we're both thoughtful.

1707
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:09,866
Goodnight.

1708
01:37:10,951 --> 01:37:11,827
Goodnight.

1709
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,120
Good-bye, too,
if you're going at five.

1710
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:18,959
Good-bye.

1711
01:37:20,252 --> 01:37:20,961
Good-bye.

1712
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:23,088
I wish you all the happiness
in the world.

1713
01:37:24,214 --> 01:37:25,590
You're a remarkable girl.

1714
01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:27,717
Russ is a very lucky man.

1715
01:37:28,718 --> 01:37:29,761
Thank you, sir.

1716
01:37:31,263 --> 01:37:32,264
Mind if I kiss the bride?

1717
01:37:32,973 --> 01:37:33,932
It's customary.

1718
01:38:09,843 --> 01:38:11,511
Drop me a line
from Japan sometime

1719
01:38:11,678 --> 01:38:12,470
if you feel like it...

1720
01:38:14,139 --> 01:38:15,056
to the paper.

1721
01:38:15,891 --> 01:38:17,183
You won't be working there anymore.

1722
01:38:18,184 --> 01:38:19,769
Oh. Say, that's right.

1723
01:38:20,729 --> 01:38:21,938
Well, they'll forward it.

1724
01:38:28,153 --> 01:38:29,029
Goodnight.

1725
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,488
Goodnight.

1726
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:46,481
Mona, I know you're there.
I hear your breathing.

1727
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:48,441
Look, say something to him. Go ahead.

1728
01:39:48,692 --> 01:39:51,820
Okay, I'll say something.
I have nothing to say.

1729
01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:53,655
Listen, Mona,
I'm too old for this sort of thing.

1730
01:39:53,822 --> 01:39:56,282
We're gonna get married,
just you and me.

1731
01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:58,702
- <i>Will</i> you <i>marry</i> me?
- Marry you?

1732
01:39:59,285 --> 01:40:00,286
Why, I wouldn't marry you

1733
01:40:00,453 --> 01:40:01,871
<i>if I were the last man on Earth.</i>

1734
01:40:03,415 --> 01:40:04,082
Adam?

1735
01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:07,210
Did you say "marry?"

1736
01:40:08,253 --> 01:40:08,837
Yes.

1737
01:40:09,254 --> 01:40:10,088
Oh...

1738
01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:11,798
Adam.

1739
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:17,262
You did fine, kid.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1740
01:40:18,763 --> 01:40:20,598
Congratulations.
I know you'll be very happy.

1741
01:40:26,104 --> 01:40:27,313
Well, bigmouth,

1742
01:40:27,856 --> 01:40:29,065
are you happy now?

1743
01:41:57,445 --> 01:41:58,655
Eileen, you wake up!

1744
01:41:59,656 --> 01:42:01,658
Uh... now... now, listen.

1745
01:42:01,825 --> 01:42:03,493
I've locked you in and
I've thrown the key out the window.

1746
01:42:03,660 --> 01:42:05,787
And I'll go down to the
superintendent tomorrow morning

1747
01:42:05,954 --> 01:42:07,080
and tell him to let you out.

1748
01:42:07,831 --> 01:42:08,540
Eileen?

1749
01:42:09,124 --> 01:42:09,874
Pay attention!

1750
01:42:11,209 --> 01:42:13,545
I-I know I haven't got
as much money as Russ Wilson

1751
01:42:14,295 --> 01:42:15,380
but... but just remember that

1752
01:42:15,672 --> 01:42:17,132
it doesn't cost much to live in Japan

1753
01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:20,093
and... and I've got
a fairly nice character!

1754
01:42:20,552 --> 01:42:21,845
Or, well, I can prove
I got a nice character!

1755
01:42:22,011 --> 01:42:23,179
I threw the key out the window!

1756
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:26,933
And after all,
you're the kind of girl who...

1757
01:42:27,851 --> 01:42:28,935
thinks she has to marry the man.

1758
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:31,479
And... a-and it's no use saying
that we've only

1759
01:42:31,646 --> 01:42:32,730
known each other one day.

1760
01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:35,400
People live together for 20 years

1761
01:42:35,567 --> 01:42:37,819
and... and they don't know
each other as well as we do.

1762
01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:40,655
Well, go to sleep now...

1763
01:42:43,241 --> 01:42:43,908
and I'll...

1764
01:42:45,702 --> 01:42:47,495
I'll call you from Philadelphia tomorrow

1765
01:42:50,957 --> 01:42:53,793
and... and you can tell me whether
I should come back or not.

1766
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:55,545
And, uh...

1767
01:42:57,964 --> 01:42:58,590
Goodnight.

1768
01:43:03,136 --> 01:43:04,387
I-I left something out.

1769
01:43:06,890 --> 01:43:07,807
I love you, Eileen.

1770
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,686
Remember that part.
It's important.

1771
01:43:17,150 --> 01:43:18,401
Yes, it is important.

1772
01:43:22,197 --> 01:43:23,198
Oh, no.

1773
01:43:27,035 --> 01:43:28,703
Why aren't you locked
in the bedroom?

1774
01:43:29,454 --> 01:43:30,538
I'm sorry.

1775
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:33,958
I just wanted to be sure
the water heater was unplugged.

1776
01:43:41,382 --> 01:43:43,468
I'll go down in the street
and look for the key.

1777
01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,595
You'll never find it.

1778
01:43:46,346 --> 01:43:47,263
I might.

1779
01:43:48,264 --> 01:43:49,432
I've got to try.

1780
01:43:51,017 --> 01:43:51,935
You did try.

1781
01:44:21,422 --> 01:44:23,049
<i>And so they were married</i>

1782
01:44:23,549 --> 01:44:25,551
<i>and went to Japan
for their honeymoon</i>

1783
01:44:26,552 --> 01:44:28,805
<i>and had three lovely daughters</i>

1784
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,641
<i>who grew up and were lectured
by their father</i>

1785
01:44:32,225 --> 01:44:33,935
<i>and of course me,
their uncle,</i>

1786
01:44:34,519 --> 01:44:36,854
<i>on the nice things
that can happen to a girl</i>

1787
01:44:37,188 --> 01:44:38,690
<i>if she remains virtuous</i>

1788
01:44:39,399 --> 01:44:42,068
<i>even on a rainy Sunday
in New York.</i>