1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:06,940 2 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,354 3 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,341 4 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,355 5 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,957 Is life boring? 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,326 Dull? 7 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,863 Grey? Banal? 8 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,432 Everyday? 9 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,033 So small? 10 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,769 Have you simply 11 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,438 seen it all? 12 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,107 13 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,643 Well then, roll up! 14 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,278 Roll up! 15 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,912 Brave souls of... 16 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,948 um... Duggers Lubbin! 17 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,916 18 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,119 Fresh from our, er, 19 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,754 sell-out world tour: 20 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,257 the most stomach-churning, brain-blowing, 21 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:33,026 eyeball-bursting show on earth! 22 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,463 Are you ready for monsters? 23 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,032 But do you have the guts? 24 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,702 Are you ready for monsters? 25 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,239 Aren't you scared you'll go nuts? 26 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,676 Are you ready for monsters? 27 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,977 That will drive you insane? 28 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,512 That'll turn your legs to jelly 29 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,447 and then explode your brain? 30 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,082 Your ears will pop your hearts will stop 31 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,450 but still they entertain! 32 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,085 Your eyes will melt down to your belt 33 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,687 but sing right through the pain! 34 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:03,391 Are you ready for Monsteeers? 35 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,961 Then: behold! 36 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,364 Doctor Horatio Dislocation, 37 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,800 the human knot! 38 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,002 Stupid... Leg. 39 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:20,641 Oh... Ow, that hurts. 40 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,179 Brace your breeches 41 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:28,048 for Mademoiselle Miranda Cassandra! 42 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,518 She sees your future! 43 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,154 I see... 44 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,356 Heart disease! 45 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,691 Stroke! Kidney failure! 46 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,527 Uhh... Drowning! 47 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,128 Well done! 48 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,033 And now... 49 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,203 Taj and Tej, the Titanium Twins! 50 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,705 They walk over burning 51 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,275 broken glass! 52 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,213 53 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,150 Oh, cruel, cruel nature! 54 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,052 Come closer if you can stand it. 55 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,754 Just sixpence a stare! 56 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,756 But try not to be sick on my shoes. 57 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:13,594 I'm stuck! My contact lens! 58 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,896 59 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,032 60 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,034 I'm a failure. 61 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,370 I'm broke. 62 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,372 A lifelong career 63 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,508 in the scaring people business ends here. 64 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,544 Why can't I have a hit? 65 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,013 Not scary enough. 66 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,384 People round here are already frightened 67 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,051 of something much scarier. 68 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,453 Scarier? 69 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,155 What could possibly be scarier? 70 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,125 71 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,861 Castle Grotteskew! 72 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,864 No human has ever set foot there. 73 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:54,668 For none would return alive. 74 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,773 They say there's monsters in there. 75 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,344 76 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,714 Arabella! 77 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,416 Come inside, right now! 78 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,851 Ohh... Nan. 79 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,627 Live... 80 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,963 Live... 81 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,865 Liiiive! 82 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,001 You shall be my greatest creation 83 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,870 ever! 84 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,638 It's not ready. 85 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,342 Just need another moment here. 86 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,444 Initiate the sequence! 87 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,781 88 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,952 89 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,456 I need the tongs... 90 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,858 No... the electrodes! 91 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,861 Professor! You'll overload the system! 92 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,530 93 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,867 And now... 94 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,803 engage... 95 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,838 the Animator! 96 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:38,972 It's rusted! 97 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,841 98 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:41,975 Oh. Rusted? 99 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,176 100 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,849 The Animator! 101 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,320 It's going to explode! 102 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:57,625 Oh! It's going to explode! 103 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,167 It's not fair! 104 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,210 Engage the... 105 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,498 Almost-Life. 106 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,400 Almost-Life. 107 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,906 108 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,777 109 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,280 -We did it! -I did it! 110 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,416 Welcome to Almost-Life! 111 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,887 Registered trademark, patents pending. -Hello. 112 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,022 113 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,459 Ooh! Gosh. Quite high. 114 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,127 115 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,032 116 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,204 Look at that! 117 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,579 Oh. Top Notch! 118 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,581 Cheese! 119 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:31,118 My greatest crea... Oh. 120 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,821 No, wait... 121 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,423 Oh, I say! 122 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,325 Magnificent! 123 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,693 You... 124 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:44,331 shall be my greatest creation ever! 125 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,599 126 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,234 127 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,138 "Welcome to Almost-Life. 128 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,541 Registered trade mark, patents pending. 129 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,876 You may be feeling some side effects, 130 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,845 including dizziness, 131 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,681 foggy vision, itching, constipation, 132 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,483 restless legs, uncontrollable spasms 133 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,486 and a tendency to monster rampages. 134 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,256 135 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,927 Avoid swimming, driving or operating heavy machinery." 136 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,465 Huh? 137 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,301 138 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,938 139 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,541 You may want to close your eye. 140 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,580 141 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,048 142 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,186 143 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:42,389 [relaxing music via loudspeaker] 144 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,293 145 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,368 146 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,241 147 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,513 Welcome to Castle Grotteskew. 148 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,662 Ohh. 149 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,967 Almost-Life in Castle Grotteskew 150 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,201 An introduction 151 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,204 You are a monster. 152 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,540 You want to be monstrous. 153 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,108 It's in your nature. 154 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,412 But monstrousness is dangerous. 155 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,615 Monstrousness makes noise. 156 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,618 Monstrousness attracts attention. 157 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,987 Below the castle is a town. 158 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,422 No monster has ever set foot there, 159 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,892 for none would return alive. 160 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,394 Know what townsfolk hate? 161 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,396 Monsters. 162 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,065 Too much monstrousness, 163 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:01,068 and the townsfolk will form an angry mob, 164 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:04,304 storm the castle and burn it to the ground. 165 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,975 Any monstrousness, be it just the smallest howl, 166 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,442 167 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,344 will mean angry mobs, 168 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,314 castle storming and burning to the ground. 169 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,684 170 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,086 171 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,788 You're a monster. 172 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,656 You want to be monstrous? 173 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,625 Don't. 174 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,661 Stay hidden. 175 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,929 Stay quiet. 176 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,397 Stay safe. 177 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,851 Feel like any more monster rampages? 178 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,320 No. 179 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,329 Are you an angry mob? 180 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,132 Are you going to burn me to the ground? 181 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,168 No. 182 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,138 Phew, that was close. 183 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,339 184 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,374 This way. 185 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,043 Wooooowwww. 186 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,746 Is this... a castle? 187 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,049 Oh! I've never been in a castle. 188 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,985 To be honest, I can't remember being anywhere. 189 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,420 That's normal when you're woken to Almost-Life. 190 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,688 I'll show you around. 191 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:32,492 Oh, yes, a tour of the castle. 192 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,928 I love tours! 193 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,497 Almost as much as I love castles. 194 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,066 At least I think I do. 195 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,534 We live in a castle, 196 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,870 we live in a castle. 197 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,537 We, me and you, 198 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,074 we both live in a castle. 199 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,077 A very big castle! 200 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,613 You are my bestest best friend ever. 201 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,283 I knew that as soon as you said, 202 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,586 you weren't going to burn me down, which is really weird, 203 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,221 because I don't know your name. 204 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,423 -Stitch Head. -If you don't tell me, 205 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,392 I'm going to call you... 206 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,427 "Stitch Head" or something. -Stitch Head. 207 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,930 Come to think of it, I don't even know my name! 208 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,864 Stitch Head. 209 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,933 No, it'll be very confusing, 210 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,501 if we were both called that. 211 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,369 My name is Stitch Head. 212 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,105 I knew you'd like it. 213 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,607 Pleased to meet you, Stitch Head. 214 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,275 My name is... 215 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,246 Oh. 216 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,249 Gordon? Graham? Gavin? 217 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,284 Gary? Gazza? Gonzo? 218 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,586 Garfield? Galahad? 219 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,556 Gwyneth? 220 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,226 Gugglebutt? Gorgonzola? 221 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,095 Master Dungeon with En-Suite latrine. 222 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,231 This is where you sleep. -Oh. 223 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,172 224 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,475 Help! We're going to be eaten! 225 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,478 I don't want to be eaten. I'm only... 226 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,715 23 minutes old. 227 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,985 This is um... 228 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,653 -Creature. -Creature? 229 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,990 Oh... Creature. 230 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,559 Creature? These are the monsters. 231 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,862 Hi. 232 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,264 So... not an angry mob? 233 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,099 An angry mob? 234 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,501 235 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,005 No, not an angry mob. 236 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,307 Oh... 237 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,608 Right-ho. 238 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,778 Bedtime, everyone. The sun will be up soon. 239 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,714 Ohhh. 240 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,717 Has anyone seen me wart ointment? 241 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,353 242 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,923 243 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,692 244 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,296 Story? 245 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,298 246 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,202 "And so, by staying quiet, and out of sight, 247 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,237 the monsters were safe. 248 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,639 And the angry mob never came 249 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,909 to burn their castle to the ground. 250 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,477 And that's how they almost-lived 251 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,513 happily ever after." 252 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,182 Sleep tight. 253 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,621 254 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,193 Stitch Head? 255 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,794 Yes? 256 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,596 Erm... 257 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,398 Where do I come from? 258 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:30,737 Are there, erm, mummy-monsters and daddy-monsters, 259 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,672 and do they uh... uh... 260 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,975 261 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,845 You don't believe that , do you? 262 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,182 I guess you're old enough to know. 263 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,750 48 minutes. 264 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,254 What's the first thing you remember? 265 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,689 It's so long ago. 266 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,459 A laboratory! 267 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,594 A mad laboratory! 268 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,298 The maddest mad laboratory 269 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,567 I've ever seen. 270 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,701 I think. 271 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,503 And who was in it? 272 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,940 You! 273 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,242 Apart from me. 274 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,945 A mad professor. 275 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,880 The mad professor. 276 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,782 He made you! 277 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,418 He awoke you to Almost-Life. 278 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,854 You and all the other monsters here. 279 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,625 All of them? 280 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,696 Even... you? 281 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:34,767 I... I was the Professor's very first creation. 282 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,570 Wow, the very first! 283 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,672 Hey, I bet the Professor 284 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,109 totally loves you! 285 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,978 Well, actually, the Professor... 286 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,716 is very busy, with all his patents pending and so on. 287 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,819 I'm not even sure he knows who I am. 288 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,754 But... 289 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,256 But that's sad! 290 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,226 I feel sad. 291 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,329 It doesn't feel nice. 292 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,467 Good night. 293 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,671 -Good night. -Sleep tight, Stitch Head. 294 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,506 295 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,679 We love you, Stitch Head! 296 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,820 One of my best... 297 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,090 Oh yes! One of my best. 298 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,325 299 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,795 Goodnight, Professor. 300 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,298 What if the knees... 301 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,833 where connected to the ears! 302 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,502 Yes! 303 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,472 No, no, no, no. 304 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,376 Process it from a different angle. 305 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,977 That's all it is. 306 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,380 It's not a problem, it's an opportunity. 307 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,515 So, if I... 308 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,354 309 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,319 310 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,563 311 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:47,434 Bong! What's that, Stitch Head? 312 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,502 It's coming from the great door. 313 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,505 -There's someone there! -Outside! -Oh, nice. 314 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,175 -No, it's not. -No one ever comes! -Ever! 315 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,177 Not in any of our almost-lives! 316 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,745 It's here! 317 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,813 What? 318 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,282 An angry... 319 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,152 Just everyone stay calm! 320 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,655 ...mob. 321 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,625 Shh!! 322 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,794 No noise, remember? 323 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,896 -Oh, right. -My bad. 324 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,300 325 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,002 326 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,005 327 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,998 Good mornin' to you! 328 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,267 Fulbert Freakfinder at your service. 329 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,670 With my travellin' carnival of unnatural wonders 330 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,938 of which you probably heard: 331 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,909 Never has a sight more terrifyin' been seen 332 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,544 by human eye! 333 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,749 No visitors. 334 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,952 Ow... 335 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:16,556 Now I know people can be cruel. 336 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,959 Why, there's even folk down in Guggers Munchkin says 337 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,230 there's a monster in this 'ere castle! 338 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,831 339 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,134 But as I always say: 340 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,504 one person's monster, 341 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,407 is another's poor, misunderstood creature, 342 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,743 cursed by cruel fate 343 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,012 to look just a teeny-weeny bit... 344 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,614 odd. 345 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,417 346 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,388 And one person's hideous disfigurement 347 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,658 is another man's business opportunity! 348 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,399 And so I was wondering... 349 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,135 whether we could have a chat 350 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:09,476 about careers in the entertainment industry? 351 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,283 -Boss? It hurts. -Shh! 352 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,717 It's coming! 353 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,552 It's never gonna work! 354 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,721 Please hurry up. 355 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,423 My groin. 356 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,891 Ow! 357 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,493 Quiet! 358 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,898 [Stitch Head breathes nervously] 359 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,101 Towards the wall! 360 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,704 Ah there you are, my dear! 361 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,572 Other way! Other way!! 362 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,742 Lovely day for it! 363 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,077 No, left! My left! The other left! 364 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,079 365 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,716 Coming. 366 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,719 I say... 367 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,954 you wouldn't mind giving me a bit of a hand? 368 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,589 369 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,592 Um... 370 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,860 Sorry? 371 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,062 372 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,065 Please excuse me. 373 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,401 It's me, not you. 374 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,202 Speak it your way! 375 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,446 376 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,914 No. Visitors. 377 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,084 But my dear boy... 378 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,821 you are... hideous. 379 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,160 They'd love you. 380 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,529 Love you... 381 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,165 I told you so. 382 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,233 Love you... 383 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,770 384 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:47,874 It doesn't hurt. I'm fine. 385 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,876 386 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,911 Ow... 387 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,347 Love you... 388 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,652 389 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,855 390 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,497 And? Was it an angry mob? 391 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,932 Did it want to burn down the castle? 392 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,968 Are we all going to dieeeee?? 393 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,304 No, no, they'd... 394 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,673 love me. 395 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,009 I mean... Go back to bed! 396 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,977 There's something I need to check. 397 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,752 398 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,075 399 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,923 400 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,328 Hey hey! 401 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,331 -You did it! -Did what? 402 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,534 Wait till the professor finds out. 403 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,703 He's gonna really love you now. 404 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,840 Live! Live! 405 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,777 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 406 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,045 See, he's busy. 407 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,048 So what? You saved the castle. 408 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,717 He won't pay attention. 409 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:41,454 I've got a plan! Don't worry. 410 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,991 I've put all my brain power into it! 411 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,226 -Oh, - I call it... 412 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,896 Dingle-Dangle! 413 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,534 Transformers! 414 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,235 A simple spanner... 415 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,538 Professor, it's Stitch Head! 416 00:23:58,638 --> 00:23:59,772 Electrodes! 417 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,841 Your first ever creation! 418 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,710 He loves you! 419 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,678 Power! 420 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,180 Initiate the sequence. 421 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,922 And now: Engage... 422 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,356 the Animator! 423 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,359 Just talk to him! 424 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,293 Uh-oh... 425 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:22,995 426 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,243 427 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,226 Professor? 428 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,495 Oh my goodness. 429 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,397 You? 430 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,668 There was a man at the gate. 431 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:05,204 And... He wanted me to join the circus. 432 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,641 He said people would love me. 433 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,777 That they would love me. 434 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,478 But I said no. 435 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,781 And I made him go away. 436 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,884 Because you need me here. 437 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:19,185 Right? 438 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,254 But I had no idea. 439 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,157 I never imagined... 440 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:31,063 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 441 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,733 And I really mean it this time! 442 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,768 Oh, you are a beauty! 443 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,169 444 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,205 445 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,912 446 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,246 Stitch Head! 447 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:48,514 The monster! 448 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,783 He is going on a monster rampage! 449 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,752 That's what usually happens. 450 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:56,623 Someone has to stop him before he destroys the whole castle! 451 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,659 I'd better show you how then. 452 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,861 Me?! 453 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,734 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 454 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,205 455 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,608 "Welcome to Almost-Life. 456 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,477 Registered trade mark, patents pending. 457 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,613 You may be feeling... 458 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,883 You may be feeling..." 459 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,354 Disorientation! Restless legs! 460 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:29,488 Mirror. 461 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,257 -Dizziness. Ow. -Trapdoor. 462 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,792 Headache. Ow! 463 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:43,970 Monster wash. 464 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:47,640 - Stitch Head! -Controls are pretty obvious. 465 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,077 They are? 466 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,045 Heeelp! 467 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,114 Stitch Head. 468 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,083 Stitch Heeeead! 469 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,052 Stitch-- 470 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,453 471 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,662 Stitch Heeeead! 472 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,734 Stitch Heeeead! 473 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,705 Make sure they see the film. 474 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,140 Stitch Heeeead! 475 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,810 And don't forget to rewind! 476 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,753 You are a monster. 477 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,121 You want to be monstrous. 478 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,257 Good kitty! No biting! Just watch the screen! 479 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,426 But monstrousness is dangerous. 480 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,261 Monstrousness makes noise. 481 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,897 Monstrousness attracts attention. 482 00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:48,034 483 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,795 They will love you! 484 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,596 I'm here! This way! 485 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,398 I want to come with you! 486 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,070 Come on board, my boy! 487 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:29,809 Take my hand. 488 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,281 Up, Mimi... Up! 489 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:47,559 Stitch Head? Jump! 490 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,295 491 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,365 492 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,672 493 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,413 Stitch Head! 494 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,752 495 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,587 Help! 496 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,223 Mama! 497 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,258 So predictable. 498 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,896 Stitch Heaaaad! 499 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,566 Nooo. 500 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,772 -Oh... -Don't look. 501 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,886 -Hey. -Bang on! -Well done! 502 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:05,972 503 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,677 More power! 504 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:15,514 I'm giving her all she's got! 505 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,656 You have to let go. 506 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,993 No... 507 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,292 It's bedtime! 508 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,062 -The sun is coming up. -But Stitch Head isn't here! 509 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,633 We don't know what to do! 510 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,405 "And so, by staying quiet, 511 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:16,508 and out of sight, the monsters were safe, 512 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:21,247 but then Stitch Head left for the town. 513 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,615 So now it's only 514 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,618 a matter of time before the angry mob comes, 515 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,854 to burn their castle to the ground. 516 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:32,624 And then they won't almost-live happily ever after 517 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,793 ever again." 518 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:37,463 Sorry. 519 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,366 So are we just meant to huddle here 520 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,568 clutching each other in pure terror? 521 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,937 Um... Yeah. 522 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,239 Good plan! 523 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:55,814 524 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:59,485 Don't let anybody see him! 525 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:07,093 We'll have none of that! 526 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:09,095 But they came from the castle! 527 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,430 And they have got someone with them! 528 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,266 Nothing good can come from the castle! 529 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,968 It's full of monsters! 530 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:18,137 Oh. Give me those! 531 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,472 Maybe they're friendly? 532 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,541 That's what they want you to think. 533 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:26,312 They want you to lower your guard for just one minute 534 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,879 and then BOOM! 535 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,481 They'll be in... 536 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,516 your... 537 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:31,817 brain!!! 538 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,687 All for your own protection. 539 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,790 But they think it's for theirs. You see? 540 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,228 Ha! Show business, my boy. 541 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,895 Don't worry, 542 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:45,797 they'll love you! 543 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,366 544 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,635 545 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,375 Good sir, would you not care to see something horrific? 546 00:32:56,475 --> 00:33:00,079 Something to steal your sanity and your bladder control? 547 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,181 Fair lady! 548 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:04,550 So how does profit share actually work? 549 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,917 We'll never make it back! 550 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,520 You're just predicting what's obvious! 551 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:12,191 Would you not care to blight your lovely eyes forever 552 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,727 with one brief glimpse of a thing most horrid and foul? 553 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,231 -My savings are in the balloon! -All of our savings! 554 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,234 I'll make it cheaper, just for you. Sixpence! 555 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,735 Get off me! 556 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:24,936 Tuppence! 557 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:27,373 Alright, a penny! My final offer! 558 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,375 Why should I? 559 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:31,210 Why?! 560 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,878 Why?! 561 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:35,981 Because it's from the castle! 562 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,517 The castle?! 563 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,753 That castle? 564 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,592 Castle G-Grotteskew? 565 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,997 The very same. 566 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,139 -I can't sleep! -I'm scared. 567 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,142 -Turn the light on! -It's on! Your eyes are closed. 568 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,077 Where's Stitch Head? 569 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,082 This is all my fault. 570 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,717 I did the dingle-dangle! 571 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,952 And that's why Stitch Head left. 572 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:18,190 So I must go down to the town and rescue him! 573 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:21,760 But the townsfolk! 574 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,096 -The angry mob! -Aren't you scared? 575 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,964 No. 576 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,566 Well, yes. 577 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:30,269 But Stitch Head 578 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:33,272 is my bestest best friend ever. 579 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:38,377 And rescuing is what best friends do. 580 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,421 Right! Showtime! 581 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,724 But I... I look... 582 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,595 -Ready to go? -Where's the show? 583 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:58,597 They'll scream... 584 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,632 And that's the idea! 585 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,801 The artist... 586 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,604 holds a mirror... up to beauty. 587 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,274 Someone's going to get impatient out here. 588 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:11,877 The public doesn't even stop to glance. 589 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:14,613 Have you got a monster in there or not? 590 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,982 But... 591 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,418 show them something frightful, 592 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,054 the reaction's quite delightful. 593 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,823 I want my money back! 594 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,858 They'll be cueing 595 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,995 for an eyeful. 596 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:33,565 And... they'll... 597 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,701 scream! 598 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,703 You can't keep me here against my will! 599 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,706 Make em scream. 600 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,508 Make em scream. 601 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:47,078 Nothing quite delivers like the good old-fashioned shivers! 602 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:48,347 Make em scream. 603 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,149 If you want them all to love you, 604 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,684 make em scream! 605 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,853 Make em choke, make em gag 606 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,688 and success is in the bag. 607 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,890 Nothing's quite as gorgeous as an audience that's nauseous! 608 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,793 If you want em all to love you: Make em scream! 609 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,864 Wake the primitive responses from deep in their unconscious 610 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,867 Outrage, sicken and disgust em, gross em out and maladjust em 611 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,636 Break all their taboos and you'll make the evening news 612 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,205 with rave reviews, a millions views. 613 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,641 So make em scream! Make em scream! 614 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,243 Give em terror, give em horror, 615 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,810 give em Sodom and Gomorrah. 616 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,145 Make em jump make em spook, 617 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,147 if you can then make em puke. 618 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:27,753 If you want them all to love youuuu, 619 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,388 Make 620 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:30,889 emmmm 621 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:35,461 scream!!! 622 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,128 Make em scream! 623 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,430 624 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,733 Was that all part of the show? 625 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,603 Oh don't be ridiculous! We're just warming up. 626 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,939 -But what am I meant to do? -Roar! 627 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,008 -Do a handstand. -Wave your arms. 628 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,410 From the back of the throat! 629 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,413 -Wave your legs! -And then do another handstand! 630 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:58,784 Let your eyes reflect the sheer futility of mortal existence! 631 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,952 Nothing! 632 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:04,290 Just be yourself. 633 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,760 Get in here. 634 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,963 635 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:16,067 Prepare for the worst! 636 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,438 The ghastly, the grotesque: 637 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:22,441 the Ghoul of Grotteskew! 638 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,945 639 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:38,123 Ladies, 640 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,258 we have got a winner. 641 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,928 Get a mop, Horace. 642 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:47,733 643 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,868 But what will you do if a human sees you? 644 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,670 -Run away! -Dig a hole! 645 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,472 -Turn into a ball. -Yes. 646 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,374 No. 647 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,976 I have a plan. 648 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,511 Oh! 649 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,980 Not to be noticed in the first place! 650 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,048 Ah! 651 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,249 I will flit 652 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,717 cat-like 653 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,986 from one shadow to the next. 654 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:09,154 Invisible. 655 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,222 Silent. 656 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,592 Unseen. 657 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,428 He is my hero! 658 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,330 Ready for the equipment? 659 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,898 Ready. 660 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,300 661 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,278 662 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:35,080 Wait! 663 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,549 Wash bag. 664 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,188 665 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,790 666 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,892 667 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:51,463 668 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,765 And the camouflage! 669 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,271 670 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,052 Any last words? 671 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:21,427 I will return with Stitch Head, 672 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,462 or I will not return at all. 673 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:27,265 Sorry, what? 674 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:31,269 I will return with Stitch Head, 675 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:36,642 or I will not return at all! 676 00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:40,111 No. Sorry. Not quite catching that. 677 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,814 I will return with Stitch... 678 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:44,950 Just open the gate, Steve. 679 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,020 680 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:58,296 -So brave. -Very brave. 681 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,198 Very, very brave. 682 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,870 -He's toast. -Yeah. Doesn't stand a chance. 683 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:08,840 Could we shut the gate now before an angry mob comes in? 684 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,346 685 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,118 686 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,220 687 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,122 Hi-yah! 688 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,861 Oh no, no, no. 689 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,870 690 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,762 The Ghoul of Grotteskew! 691 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,096 692 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,566 Next. 693 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,906 And the next, please. 694 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:19,477 Arabella, you are not seeing that! 695 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,646 Oh, Nan! 696 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,413 The Ghoul of Grotteskew! 697 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:24,015 A shilling! 698 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,986 Ticket, please. Enjoy the show. 699 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,054 Next, please. 700 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,389 The Ghoul of Grotteskew! 701 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:33,258 Next, please. 702 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:34,325 Scuse me... 703 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,795 -A ticket, please. -Arabella! 704 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:37,929 Next. 705 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:38,564 Ticket. 706 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:39,731 The Ghoul... 707 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,299 Next please. 708 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,602 -Aww. -Ticket. 709 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:48,106 -Next, please. -Arabella. -Oh, Nan... 710 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,007 The Ghoul... 711 00:41:49,107 --> 00:41:51,109 -Arabella! -...of Grotteskew! 712 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,612 -Next! -Ticket. 713 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,649 'Scuse me, boss. 714 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:03,955 Next! 715 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:05,791 You can't frighten me! 716 00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,693 Nothing frightens me! 717 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:09,761 No, sir. Of course not, sir. 718 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,432 Pah! 719 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:35,186 High five. 720 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,659 Don't forget to leave a review! 721 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:41,860 You beast! 722 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,729 Boo! 723 00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:45,664 Ahu! 724 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,799 725 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,735 Ta-daaa! 726 00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:50,769 Hey. 727 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:57,843 Next! Next!... 728 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:02,881 -Next! -That's it. Last one. 729 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:05,550 Stitch Head, come on out, my lad! 730 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:09,655 They love you! 731 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,857 Just like I said. 732 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:16,094 We've got a hit! 733 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,263 734 00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:20,398 Arrrrrriba! 735 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,915 I knew you'd be a star! 736 00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:40,986 -Wanna work out some time? -No, he's working out with me! 737 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,495 738 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:59,137 Arabella? No going out. 739 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:03,308 The monster is frightful, I tell you! Frightful! 740 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:06,745 Are you ready for monsters? 741 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:09,815 742 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,279 Shh. It's okay, Buster. 743 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,948 Quiet. Shh. 744 00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:57,195 Good doggie. Ow! 745 00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:59,831 746 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:06,004 It's occupied! Go away! 747 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,976 Are you ready for monsters? 748 00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:13,144 749 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:19,985 750 00:45:20,685 --> 00:45:23,354 I let myself in. That's not weird is it? 751 00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:27,458 Lolly? I licked it. That is weird. 752 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,864 Shh! Keep quiet! 753 00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:35,801 Or we're both completely dead! 754 00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:39,737 Unless you're dead already, I suppose? 755 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,739 "Ghoul of Grotteskew" sounds like a ghost, 756 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,142 but you don't look like one at all. 757 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:48,780 758 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,049 What's your real name? 759 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:56,154 760 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:58,857 Or do they just call you something like... 761 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,591 Stitch Head? 762 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:01,927 How did you know? 763 00:46:02,027 --> 00:46:04,495 It's so obvious. Arabella. 764 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,966 Are you okay? 765 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,500 Don't be scared. 766 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,803 Aren't you scared? 767 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:14,906 Course not. Being scared is stupid. 768 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,275 Then why are you here? 769 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:20,378 I have questions. 770 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,413 Your name. We did that. 771 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,916 How old are you? Who created you? 772 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,652 Why have you come from the castle and... 773 00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,787 Don't you miss the other monsters? 774 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,257 How do you know about... I mean... 775 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,791 What other monsters? 776 00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:36,627 And how do you know about them? If they exist. 777 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,663 Which they don't. 778 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,098 So! 779 00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:41,967 Rise and shine, my boy. 780 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,635 We'll make it bigger, better, scarier than... 781 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:45,937 Ahh! What's that? 782 00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:49,207 Nooooo! 783 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:54,379 No peeking without paying. That's a shilling. Now! 784 00:46:56,714 --> 00:46:58,016 Keep the change. 785 00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:00,318 Ugh. Right. That's it. 786 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,155 Wait. You haven't screamed? 787 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:08,426 Ahh. 788 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,295 Freak! 789 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,597 790 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,234 Rehearsal. Private. 791 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,836 So. Our next show. 792 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:22,040 A spectacular to set the world alight. 793 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,209 And what will you do? 794 00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:26,177 Just be myself. 795 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:27,512 What? 796 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,881 The same thing as the last show? 797 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:34,785 -I thought they loved me. -They did. Loved. Loved-d-d. 798 00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:36,054 Past tense! 799 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,723 Just because they loved you yesterday, 800 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:41,792 doesn't mean they will love you tomorrow just like that. 801 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:44,629 Love has to be earned. 802 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,598 Erm... how? 803 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,601 You have to give them... 804 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:52,737 more! 805 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:55,773 Are you ready for monsters? 806 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,209 For a freakish romance? 807 00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:01,512 Are you ready for monsters? 808 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,316 But you might poop your pants! 809 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,753 Are you ready for monsteeers? 810 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,658 Prepare to be terrified... 811 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,195 by the Ghoul of Grotteskew! 812 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:18,429 813 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:21,699 But you can call him Stitch Head! 814 00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:24,269 815 00:48:24,369 --> 00:48:25,803 Your cue. 816 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,240 See your brain blows up when you see me close up 817 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,243 Lock your kids inside, this is for the grownups. 818 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:34,279 I'm so killer, I'm so creepy, 819 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:35,646 turn you paler than tzatziki! 820 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,282 Don't you know they call me Stitch Head, 821 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:39,384 cos I scare myself to pieces. 822 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:40,785 When I say "Stitch", 823 00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:42,587 you say "Head". 824 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:43,788 -Stitch -Head 825 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:45,290 -Stitch -Head 826 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:47,392 C'mon, when I say Stitch, you say Head 827 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,926 -Stitch -Head! -Stitch -Head! 828 00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,361 Made of bodies long since dead 829 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:52,130 -Stitch -Head! -Stitch -Head! 830 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,798 My limbs are hanging by a thread. 831 00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:55,466 -Stitch -Head! 832 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,802 So always check beneath your bed. 833 00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:00,738 -It's Stitch Head! -So are you hot for monsters? 834 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:02,607 We'll sizzle your tongue! 835 00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:04,675 -Come on in, sneak a peak! -But not for too long! 836 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,777 Are you hungry for monsters? 837 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,579 Table for one? 838 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:10,748 Then get ready to freaaaak! 839 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:15,520 Are you ready for monsteeers? 840 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,787 Stitch Head T-shirts, 841 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:19,790 posters, signed postcards, mugs, lunchboxes 842 00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:22,793 and Stitch Head tea-towels are available here! 843 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:25,430 All at a very reasonable price. 844 00:49:26,131 --> 00:49:28,399 Marvellous, my boy! Marvellous! 845 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:31,669 Carry on like this and one day all this will be yours ! 846 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:33,971 -What? Us too? -Don't sell me again! 847 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:35,840 "Three for the price of two" 848 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:38,443 only on the pyjama sets, you pea brain! 849 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:45,183 Stitch Head! Stitch Head! 850 00:49:45,283 --> 00:49:46,784 Ow! 851 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,054 And now, my boy, 852 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,122 look at that! 853 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:54,759 Tadaaaa! 854 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,294 You see? 855 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,463 Yours! All yours! 856 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:02,267 Well, technically it's hire-purchase but... 857 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011 Ouch! 858 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,248 Nothing is too good for you! 859 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:18,849 That's what I say! 860 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,320 But... stay away from the windows. 861 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:25,323 No pictures unless they are paying, right? 862 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,024 Right. 863 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,359 And remember: 864 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,960 No visitors. 865 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:31,762 Course not. 866 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,364 Enjoy. 867 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,439 What do I always say? 868 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,742 -We'll get paid next week? -No! Keep your eyes peeled. 869 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:46,611 870 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:50,281 No one goes in or out without my say so! 871 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,882 872 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,623 No, no, no. Profit share means... 873 00:50:58,723 --> 00:50:59,857 Who pays for the merch? 874 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:01,092 Do you think I get 875 00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,694 10.000 Stitch Head pyjama sets for free? 876 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:04,862 I have overheads! 877 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:07,832 Do you know even know what overheads are? 878 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,435 So, did you like the show? 879 00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:12,170 They loved me, right? 880 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,004 You think? 881 00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:18,443 You're hurt. 882 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,511 883 00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:27,452 -Stitch Head bottle opener? -Who needs that? 884 00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,455 I know, but they are buying them! 885 00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:33,124 Just because they have my face on! 886 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,193 If that's not love... 887 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:36,894 What is? 888 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,730 I dunno. 889 00:51:42,367 --> 00:51:43,668 Something like... 890 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,236 Rescue!!! 891 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,238 Thank goodness you're alone. 892 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:48,506 Hello! 893 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,141 Ahhh, human! 894 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,209 Shhh. 895 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,411 -What was that? -Like I said, an overhead! 896 00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:55,813 That's worth a tenner at least. 897 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:56,947 Boy?!! 898 00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:58,649 Quick! Hide! 899 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,618 -What about your friend? -In here. 900 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,854 -Seriously? -What's wrong with it? 901 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,990 Is someone in there? 902 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,992 No, uh... Just me. 903 00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:10,094 Do I need to be more frightening? 904 00:52:10,195 --> 00:52:12,397 Stitch Head! Watch out! Humans! 905 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,432 Everywhere! 906 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:16,267 -What was that? -Nothing. 907 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:18,169 -Pleased to meet you. -Human!!! 908 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:20,238 -No visitors! -No one in here! 909 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,973 Oops. 910 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:25,276 Break it down, boys. 911 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,680 What was that noise? 912 00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:33,918 Oh, just working on my monstrousness. Any good? 913 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:36,153 Yes... No... 914 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,657 Very good. Good night. 915 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,295 -No visitors. - Wouldn't dream of it. 916 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,302 Hey! 917 00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:53,638 Nice carpet. 918 00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,277 The human... 919 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,246 It touched me! 920 00:53:01,346 --> 00:53:02,980 So, what's the plan? 921 00:53:05,149 --> 00:53:06,251 You want fame? 922 00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:08,619 Fortune? Girlfriends? 923 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:14,325 Then guard that caravan! 924 00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:26,637 925 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,774 Get away! 926 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:32,243 Get away, get away, get away! 927 00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:34,044 What are you doing? 928 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:36,080 Quick, now! Push her out the door! 929 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:37,448 What? No! 930 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,749 Go monsters! 931 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:45,323 932 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:50,761 933 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,368 Uh-oh. 934 00:53:57,468 --> 00:53:58,436 935 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:04,542 936 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,686 937 00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:17,955 938 00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,124 939 00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:24,228 940 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:30,535 [Creature catches breath, scream continues] 941 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:33,538 942 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,813 Stay dignified. 943 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:45,783 We could be poor, but happy. 944 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:49,754 945 00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:51,589 We lost the caravan. 946 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,787 Watch out! 947 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:24,822 Careful, she's dangerous! 948 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:27,825 Any minute she will form an angry mob! 949 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:32,897 It's not true. 950 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,799 I got it wrong. 951 00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:37,468 Humans don't form angry mobs. 952 00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:39,437 Humans love me. 953 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:44,008 But... I have come to rescue you. 954 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,444 I know. 955 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,213 And thank you. 956 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,218 But I don't want to be rescued. 957 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:58,956 But what about all the monsters? 958 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:03,661 Isn't it time they learn to look after themselves? 959 00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,696 And... 960 00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:07,998 what about me? 961 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:11,001 You love castles. 962 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,670 Remember? 963 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,673 964 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,214 Goodbye. 965 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,187 Could you take me back to the circus, please? 966 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,669 No following. 967 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,043 Goodbye. 968 00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:55,446 Bestest best friend. 969 00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:02,219 970 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,895 Stitch Head?! 971 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:15,365 Stitch Head?! 972 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,335 Sign this please? 973 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,638 Sign one for me as well? 974 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:22,406 I love your work so much! 975 00:57:22,507 --> 00:57:24,241 Stitch Head, I'm your biggest fan. 976 00:57:24,341 --> 00:57:25,976 He is so dreamy! 977 00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,578 Stitch Head! 978 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:29,179 979 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,916 980 00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,352 981 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,121 Come with me. 982 00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:39,023 There's something you need to see. 983 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,625 But my fans... 984 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:46,096 Arabella, you are staying in! 985 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:49,099 The monster is on the street. You know what I told you: 986 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,636 If he sees you, he will eat you. 987 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,740 Right. I'm off to get an autograph. 988 00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:01,011 989 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,689 How did you... 990 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,524 I sneak out 991 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,225 and I peek. 992 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,695 It's completely not allowed. 993 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:20,364 Are they any good? 994 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:22,567 Well... 995 00:58:22,667 --> 00:58:24,635 Ermintrude's only got 6 legs. 996 00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:27,672 And Shelley is more orange than brown. 997 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,708 But yes, they are good. 998 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,011 Very good. 999 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,479 And who's that? 1000 00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:38,348 Oh, that's just Creature. 1001 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,151 He came to rescue you. 1002 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,722 He thinks he's my bestest best friend ever. 1003 00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:46,891 And is he? 1004 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:49,894 He doesn't understand. 1005 00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,998 People love me. 1006 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:56,066 1007 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:57,568 Really? 1008 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,606 We love you Stitch Head! 1009 00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:03,207 Stitch Head! 1010 00:59:05,442 --> 00:59:07,044 Looks like it to me. 1011 00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,385 1012 00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:19,156 1013 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:36,373 Artists. 1014 00:59:36,473 --> 00:59:38,976 The talent! Ha! 1015 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,444 Always the same. 1016 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:42,713 However good the trailer is. 1017 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,949 It's never enough! 1018 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:52,990 Fine, trash the trailer! Go it on your own! 1019 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,126 Have your solo career! 1020 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:58,128 Think you do it better without me? 1021 00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,930 Well just you wait and see. 1022 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,431 I made you! 1023 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,167 I took you in. 1024 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,802 I treated you 1025 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:07,071 like my own child! 1026 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:09,974 And this is how you thank me? 1027 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:19,416 He could come to me on bended knee! 1028 01:00:19,516 --> 01:00:22,887 I wouldn't take him back in a thousand years! 1029 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,631 You've come back? 1030 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,636 And you'll play the next show? 1031 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,639 The most mind blowing, 1032 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:46,010 stomach churning, trouser messing' show on earth? 1033 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,111 1034 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,013 Yes! 1035 01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:51,682 We gonna be riiiiich! 1036 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,818 I'll make you famous like you'd never believe! 1037 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:56,320 Before an audience of thousands! 1038 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,622 A show that redefines the limits 1039 01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:01,625 of the monstrous, the bizarre and the grotesque! 1040 01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:03,027 Tonight: Rubbers Duggin. 1041 01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:06,496 Tomorrow: the capitals of the world! 1042 01:01:06,596 --> 01:01:08,365 Playing for the great and the good, 1043 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:09,967 the kings and queens, 1044 01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:11,668 for adoring millions! 1045 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,138 They are going 1046 01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:16,273 to love you!!! 1047 01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:25,783 1048 01:01:27,952 --> 01:01:29,053 1049 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:31,588 Ladies and Gentlemen! 1050 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,759 Welcome to the show that will braise your brain 1051 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:38,062 gut your stomach and burst your bladder! 1052 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:41,598 Are you ready to confront your deepest fears? 1053 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,666 Yes!! 1054 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,001 Ready to plunge 1055 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:47,872 into the black abyss of horror that is the unknown? 1056 01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:48,906 Yes! 1057 01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:50,875 Are you ready... 1058 01:01:50,975 --> 01:01:52,676 for monsters? 1059 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:54,044 Yes! 1060 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,679 Then behold! 1061 01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:58,248 A dramatic reconstruction 1062 01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:00,951 in painstaking historic detail. 1063 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,452 "The capture 1064 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,823 of the Ghoul of Grotteskew!" 1065 01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,658 1066 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:15,365 Behold above 1067 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:16,767 the castle grim 1068 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:19,036 and there behind its windows dim 1069 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:22,639 there lurks and howls in primitive sin 1070 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:26,510 the gruesome Ghoul of Grotteskew! 1071 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,646 See! His mouth 1072 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,916 besmirched with blood! 1073 01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:34,384 The remains, no doubt, of children good, 1074 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,586 who simply had not understood: 1075 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:40,590 in Grotteskew, do not set foot! 1076 01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:42,259 1077 01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:44,929 It's not a friendly neighborhood. 1078 01:02:46,063 --> 01:02:49,934 But lo! Here comes a hero brave! 1079 01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:52,937 Fulbert Freakfinder! Here to save 1080 01:02:53,037 --> 01:02:56,473 this wretched beast from the living grave 1081 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:59,944 that is the castle of Grotteskew. 1082 01:03:00,044 --> 01:03:02,012 - "Never..." -Never! 1083 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,481 But Fulbert, hero, unafraid 1084 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:07,317 knows this savage must be saved 1085 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:09,854 put on display, put on the stage 1086 01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:13,657 not rot in castle Grotteskew! 1087 01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:16,793 Oh, he is so dreamy! 1088 01:03:16,894 --> 01:03:18,195 He takes his lasso, 1089 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:20,130 throws it long, snares the Ghoul, 1090 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:22,466 but forces strong 1091 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:25,469 hold back the beast, it's all gone wrong! 1092 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,771 1093 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,373 Huh? 1094 01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:31,108 "Chain hands now..." 1095 01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:35,145 The beast resists! The beast fights back! 1096 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,981 And one by one 1097 01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:40,350 his stitches... snap. 1098 01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:48,692 -Help! -You say: "No! I will not go!" 1099 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:50,094 No, no... 1100 01:03:52,562 --> 01:03:53,998 No! 1101 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:57,301 -Don't you think we should... -No, he is fine! 1102 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,839 Hold on, lad, they're loving it! 1103 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:05,675 -Jump, Mimi! -No! 1104 01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:12,983 After a brief interval in which you can purchase 1105 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,920 inexpensive refreshments in the foyer, 1106 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,821 you shall witness 1107 01:04:17,922 --> 01:04:21,325 how I, Fulbert Freakfinder, 1108 01:04:21,425 --> 01:04:25,062 sew Stitch Head back together! 1109 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:27,564 But first 1110 01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:30,367 prepare for churned stomachs 1111 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:33,070 exploded minds and widdled seats 1112 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,272 as Stitch Head's stitches... 1113 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,674 are torn apart! 1114 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:39,243 1115 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,814 No! 1116 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,752 Nooo! 1117 01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:53,723 Noooo! 1118 01:05:01,531 --> 01:05:03,867 -Monfter! -Humans! 1119 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:08,038 1120 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,784 -Stitch Head! -Creature! 1121 01:05:34,531 --> 01:05:36,100 Stitch Head! 1122 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,156 This way! Go! 1123 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:00,624 -Go! -Humans! 1124 01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:03,660 1125 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,262 Help! 1126 01:06:06,063 --> 01:06:07,464 Arabella! 1127 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:11,668 You know that thing? 1128 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,937 Yes! He's a creature of Grotteskew 1129 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:15,605 and Stitch Head's bestest friend. 1130 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:18,775 He's come to rescue him and take him back to Grotteskew, 1131 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:21,245 where he and the other monsters are safe. 1132 01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:26,150 -Other monsters? -Yes! They have been awoken 1133 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,884 to Almost-Life by the mad professor, 1134 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,120 but they live peacefully in the castle! 1135 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:31,388 And there's nothing 1136 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,357 you can do about it. 1137 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,360 Boss! The circus! The caravans! 1138 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,562 The balloon! 1139 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,597 Forget about all that. 1140 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:45,369 We have just landed the jackpot. 1141 01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:50,607 -What about Arabella? -She's a human! 1142 01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:55,412 What does she need to be afraid of? 1143 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,581 Um... the castle is that way. 1144 01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,649 But you don't want to go back to the castle. 1145 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:02,352 The monsters have to look after themselves! 1146 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:04,020 I think I've changed my mind. 1147 01:07:04,821 --> 01:07:05,855 You did? 1148 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:08,158 1149 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,694 1150 01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:13,530 On balance, this does feel better. 1151 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,503 People of Guggers Nuffin! 1152 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,972 People of Duffers Nuggin! 1153 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:27,211 Oi! 1154 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,249 1155 01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:35,352 You are afraid. 1156 01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:37,954 Deeply afraid. 1157 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,022 I am. 1158 01:07:39,123 --> 01:07:40,957 But the time has come 1159 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,892 to throw off your fear. 1160 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,595 Too long have you been intimidated! 1161 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:48,398 Too long have you trembled in terror. 1162 01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:51,368 Too long have you lived in the shadow... 1163 01:07:52,136 --> 01:07:54,238 of monstrosity! 1164 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:58,442 But now the abominations of Grotteskew 1165 01:07:58,542 --> 01:07:59,809 have gone too far. 1166 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,878 They have crossed a line. 1167 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:03,680 They have kidnapped... 1168 01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:06,082 a little girl. 1169 01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:07,684 1170 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,856 Arabellaaa! 1171 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:18,061 But there's still a chance 1172 01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:20,063 that she still lives 1173 01:08:20,164 --> 01:08:21,465 up there, 1174 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:24,634 in castle Grotteskew! 1175 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:27,637 People of... 1176 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,175 whatever this place is called. 1177 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:33,443 The time has come. 1178 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:36,446 The time to form... 1179 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:39,783 an angry mob! 1180 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,251 1181 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,794 Off you go then. 1182 01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:52,396 1183 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:57,967 1184 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,504 You are mean! 1185 01:09:00,604 --> 01:09:02,506 You are evil! You... 1186 01:09:02,606 --> 01:09:05,509 And you are very inconvenient. 1187 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,444 -Back in the sack, boys! -No! 1188 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:09,879 Isn't that a bit... off? 1189 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,882 Oh don't be such moaning minnies. 1190 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,219 The castle is full of monsters. 1191 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,153 And you know what monsters mean? 1192 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:18,755 Um... 1193 01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:21,858 Money, you morons! 1194 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,294 Monsters mean... 1195 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:26,963 money. 1196 01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:34,538 Oh, sorry. 1197 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,808 These woods are very dark. 1198 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:42,912 It's Creature! And he's got Stitch Head! 1199 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,048 He has rescued Stitch Head! 1200 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:46,783 Open the gate! 1201 01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,655 1202 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,390 We made it! 1203 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:56,393 -You did it! -You did it! 1204 01:09:56,493 --> 01:10:00,063 And, you didn't die! 1205 01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:08,905 I'm sorry. 1206 01:10:09,373 --> 01:10:11,908 I should never have left the castle. 1207 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,044 Why did you go, Stitch Head? 1208 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,148 I just wanted to be loved. 1209 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,018 But we love you. 1210 01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:25,689 We've always loved you. 1211 01:10:25,789 --> 01:10:28,057 1212 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:29,259 Exactly. 1213 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:35,832 You're my bestest best friend. Remember? 1214 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,537 1215 01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:45,174 Ohhh! 1216 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,277 So cute. 1217 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,414 1218 01:10:50,514 --> 01:10:54,418 I don't want to interrupt your moment, but, um... 1219 01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:57,721 1220 01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:03,627 Burn that castle! 1221 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,429 An angry mob! 1222 01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:07,030 Close the gate! 1223 01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:16,172 -Run away! -Run away! 1224 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,073 1225 01:11:17,173 --> 01:11:19,175 1226 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,276 Huh? 1227 01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:21,611 Run away! 1228 01:11:23,447 --> 01:11:24,614 Attack! 1229 01:11:30,186 --> 01:11:32,121 Forward! 1230 01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:33,990 1231 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:41,898 Stop! 1232 01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:44,100 Huh? 1233 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:47,303 We are monsters! 1234 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:50,173 And if I learned anything down in that town: 1235 01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:52,809 It's that people are afraid of monsters! 1236 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,012 Don't you mean that the other way around? 1237 01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:58,548 No. If humans were afraid of me, 1238 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:01,184 how are they going to react to Alice? 1239 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,523 I find that rather insensitive. 1240 01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:09,526 This is no time for hurt feelings. 1241 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:13,262 This is time to let out your monstrousness! 1242 01:12:15,098 --> 01:12:16,666 What monstrousness? 1243 01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:18,368 You are monsters. 1244 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:19,969 You want to be monstrous! 1245 01:12:20,069 --> 01:12:21,605 It's in your nature. 1246 01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:23,272 Huh? 1247 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:27,811 Just be whoever you would be if you weren't afraid. 1248 01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:29,045 1249 01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:31,615 But Stitch Head! 1250 01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:34,418 We are afraid! 1251 01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:36,319 1252 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:43,627 Monsters! 1253 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,381 1254 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,217 -Don't be frightened! -Run away! 1255 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,409 1256 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:55,198 Ohh! I love me when I'm angry. 1257 01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,579 We've got you now. 1258 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,682 1259 01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:44,948 Let's finish this! 1260 01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:09,338 1261 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,880 1262 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:19,048 Huh? 1263 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:47,310 1264 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:51,480 1265 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,151 1266 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:57,186 It's monster time. 1267 01:16:10,834 --> 01:16:12,468 1268 01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:22,679 This is fun! 1269 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:33,422 Can't we just go back to the old show? 1270 01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:35,925 Never, you losers! Sack! 1271 01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:39,128 Boss? You'll never catch monsters like that... 1272 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,930 I don't need monsters! 1273 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:42,732 Just like I don't need you! 1274 01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:46,803 All I need is the monster maker ! 1275 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,806 -Help!!! -Oh, don't be such a baby. 1276 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,179 Freeze! Or I'll bite his ear off! 1277 01:16:58,481 --> 01:16:59,849 Wait a minute! 1278 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,723 I thought you'd been kidnapped by this lot? 1279 01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:09,125 By the monsters? Pah! 1280 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,128 We can explain. 1281 01:17:12,762 --> 01:17:14,330 Can we? 1282 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:19,368 Live! Live! 1283 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:24,040 You will be my greatest creation ever! 1284 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,450 What on earth are you doing? You can't walk into... 1285 01:17:34,550 --> 01:17:37,453 Professor? Fulbert Freakfinder. 1286 01:17:37,553 --> 01:17:40,256 Your greatest fan! 1287 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:43,259 And your new employer! 1288 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,264 Not so fast, Freakfinder! 1289 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,034 You? 1290 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:54,971 Dingle-Dangle! 1291 01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,808 You've got talent, Stitch Head! 1292 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:01,677 Come with me! 1293 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,279 Never! 1294 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,321 The professor never loved you! 1295 01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:15,825 Or you'd have never left the castle, right? 1296 01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:18,027 No! 1297 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,868 Pull! 1298 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:29,739 He's getting away! 1299 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:31,507 Pull harder! 1300 01:18:39,682 --> 01:18:41,050 Harder! 1301 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:46,289 Think what you are giving up, Stitch Head! 1302 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,724 A new monster each week, 1303 01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:51,094 to do with as we please! 1304 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:52,929 Harder! 1305 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:55,231 But Stitch Head, your stitches! 1306 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,266 Audiences would love us! 1307 01:18:58,201 --> 01:19:00,970 That's not love! 1308 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,907 Then what is? 1309 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:07,977 Harder! 1310 01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:11,247 1311 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,749 Yes! 1312 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:19,355 1313 01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:24,260 1314 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:28,697 Oh. 1315 01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:32,501 You see, I wasn't kidnapped by the monsters, 1316 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:34,770 but by the freaks! 1317 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,806 Um... Yeah. 1318 01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:40,509 -Our bad. -I feel very awkward. 1319 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:42,879 So, what are you going to do now? 1320 01:19:42,979 --> 01:19:44,713 -Run away. -Hide. 1321 01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:47,283 -Blame somebody else? -No! 1322 01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,685 You're going to say sorry! 1323 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:52,822 Now! 1324 01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:55,424 Oh, uh... right. 1325 01:19:56,860 --> 01:19:59,128 Sorry about the whole angry mob thing. 1326 01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:02,165 -It's fine, don't mention it. -Everyone makes mistakes! 1327 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:04,100 1328 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,902 And shake hands! 1329 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,907 Like you mean it! 1330 01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:16,645 So where did that Freakfinder get to, then? 1331 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:18,647 1332 01:20:19,715 --> 01:20:22,751 Air Supply - All Out Of Love 1333 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:22,778 1334 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:27,850 Fair enough. 1335 01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:31,620 Huh! 1336 01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,331 1337 01:21:49,172 --> 01:21:50,673 You will always be... 1338 01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,710 my bestest best friend. 1339 01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,351 Stitch Head? 1340 01:22:03,886 --> 01:22:05,021 Stitch Head? 1341 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,562 Stitch Head... 1342 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,100 Yes... 1343 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,601 Yes... 1344 01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:22,471 I called you Stitch Head. 1345 01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:24,140 1346 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,277 And you called me Tiny. 1347 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,517 -Geoff. -. 1348 01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:36,552 Mary. 1349 01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:38,287 Shelley. 1350 01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:41,524 Barney. 1351 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:44,060 -Woodlouse. -Woodlouse. 1352 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,761 Pigbutt. 1353 01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:49,398 Skaterdog. 1354 01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:53,736 Frank... Rhinodino... Octochicken? 1355 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,139 1356 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,541 And Steve. 1357 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,243 Hello. 1358 01:23:03,379 --> 01:23:06,182 And this is Creature. 1359 01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:09,952 You... 1360 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,088 made us. 1361 01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:16,192 I... I did. 1362 01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:22,431 And I made Stitch Head. 1363 01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:27,803 Look at the state of him! 1364 01:23:27,903 --> 01:23:30,106 This won't do at all. 1365 01:23:30,206 --> 01:23:32,841 Pass me needle and thread. I'll need the number 5. 1366 01:23:32,941 --> 01:23:34,910 And hurry up, we haven't got all day! 1367 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:38,681 You... 1368 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:42,851 were my very first creation. 1369 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,155 Did you hear that, 1370 01:23:46,255 --> 01:23:47,723 Stitch Head? 1371 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,458 He said you... 1372 01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,327 I know. 1373 01:23:51,427 --> 01:23:52,995 And you... 1374 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:57,166 are my bestest best friend ever. 1375 01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:08,577 1376 01:24:09,445 --> 01:24:11,580 1377 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,583 Are you ready for monsters!