1 00:00:07,468 --> 00:00:11,093 Jesus, you mind? 2 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:13,927 Oh, shit, man, what is your problem? 3 00:00:14,009 --> 00:00:16,718 Oh, it's the whole "what happened last week" thing? 4 00:00:16,802 --> 00:00:18,718 All right. Would you just back up 5 00:00:18,802 --> 00:00:20,927 a little bit? Thank you. 6 00:00:21,009 --> 00:00:23,259 You're both going to nursery school, 7 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:24,843 but you can't ever be in the same room at the same time, 8 00:00:24,927 --> 00:00:26,343 and you're both named Amy now. 9 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,635 Are you fucking my sister? 10 00:00:27,718 --> 00:00:29,426 Debbie and I are friends. 11 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,927 Carl thinks if two women are friends, they must be gay. 12 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,301 No, I think Debbie's gay because she follows you 13 00:00:33,385 --> 00:00:35,009 around like a little puppy dog. 14 00:00:35,093 --> 00:00:35,760 I'm not getting total gay vibes, 15 00:00:35,843 --> 00:00:37,009 but it's inconclusive, 16 00:00:37,093 --> 00:00:38,927 so... I'd say yeah, 17 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:41,134 she'll probably eventually end up gay. 18 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:42,510 I think we should break up. 19 00:00:42,593 --> 00:00:43,885 Why, 'cause you love my sister? 20 00:00:43,968 --> 00:00:44,885 No, because you're too clingy. 21 00:00:44,968 --> 00:00:46,134 Call me 22 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,510 when you're not so needy. 23 00:00:47,593 --> 00:00:48,593 I'm pregnant. 24 00:00:48,677 --> 00:00:49,677 Are you sure it's mine? 25 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,551 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 26 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,009 The last thing I need in my life 27 00:00:53,093 --> 00:00:54,468 is a man telling me what to do. 28 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:56,176 I really don't give a shit about what you think, 29 00:00:56,259 --> 00:00:57,885 but I do understand 30 00:00:57,968 --> 00:00:59,551 that you might have some feelings about this. 31 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:02,009 If you decide to have this baby, 32 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:03,635 I want to make damn sure it has a father. 33 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:05,134 I own this house! 34 00:01:05,218 --> 00:01:06,802 The title is in my name! 35 00:01:06,885 --> 00:01:08,635 I'm not letting you live here, 36 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:10,176 not with Liam and not with Franny. 37 00:01:10,259 --> 00:01:11,593 Fuck you! 38 00:01:11,677 --> 00:01:12,968 Lip kicked you out of the house? 39 00:01:13,051 --> 00:01:14,259 Yeah, you believe that motherfucker? 40 00:01:14,343 --> 00:01:15,718 I'm carrying my shit around in garbage bags. 41 00:01:15,802 --> 00:01:16,885 You're a bad drunk. 42 00:01:16,968 --> 00:01:18,718 When you drink, you get mean. 43 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:20,468 A good drunk is fun. 44 00:01:20,551 --> 00:01:22,843 A bad drunk wants to have a fight. 45 00:01:22,927 --> 00:01:24,093 If you really love her, 46 00:01:24,176 --> 00:01:26,009 and you really are her friend, 47 00:01:26,093 --> 00:01:28,468 you won't let her stay with you. 48 00:01:28,551 --> 00:01:30,635 She needs to hit rock bottom. 49 00:01:47,343 --> 00:01:50,510 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 50 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:53,760 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 51 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:56,885 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 52 00:01:56,968 --> 00:02:00,968 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 53 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:04,593 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 54 00:02:04,677 --> 00:02:07,760 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 55 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:09,927 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 56 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:14,551 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 57 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:24,968 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 58 00:02:25,051 --> 00:02:28,093 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 59 00:02:28,176 --> 00:02:31,176 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 60 00:02:31,259 --> 00:02:35,677 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 61 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,802 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 62 00:02:38,885 --> 00:02:42,468 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 63 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:44,301 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 64 00:02:44,385 --> 00:02:48,176 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 65 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:25,009 What the fuck were you doing 66 00:03:25,093 --> 00:03:26,176 in there? You crazy? 67 00:03:26,259 --> 00:03:27,677 I was just... I just... calm... 68 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,093 Get the hell out of here! 69 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:29,976 You trying to get yourself killed? 70 00:03:33,843 --> 00:03:35,051 Are you all right, man? 71 00:03:35,134 --> 00:03:35,934 Yeah. 72 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:36,802 Are you sure? 73 00:03:36,885 --> 00:03:39,176 You went down hard. 74 00:03:39,259 --> 00:03:40,510 Joey, you better call an ambulance. 75 00:03:40,593 --> 00:03:41,718 No, no. No... 76 00:03:41,802 --> 00:03:43,343 No ambulance. I'm fine. 77 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:49,343 Are you sure, buddy? 78 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:50,718 Yeah. 79 00:03:50,802 --> 00:03:52,343 I'm right as rain. 80 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,677 Okay. 81 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,802 I'm... 82 00:04:01,885 --> 00:04:03,259 I'm... I'm fine. 83 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:12,385 I just bruised myself. 84 00:04:39,677 --> 00:04:40,885 Hey. How was work? 85 00:04:40,968 --> 00:04:42,927 Long. Franny asleep? 86 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:45,468 Yeah, I didn't hear a peep all night. 87 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,301 She's up now. 88 00:04:55,051 --> 00:04:56,301 Fuck off, Debbie. 89 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:57,677 Carl, it's Fiona. 90 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:01,760 Come on, I got to pee. 91 00:05:04,843 --> 00:05:06,510 Carl! 92 00:05:15,301 --> 00:05:16,843 What was that about? 93 00:05:16,927 --> 00:05:18,843 Kelly broke up with him. 94 00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:28,760 How much longer, babe? 95 00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:30,802 I think my calf is starting to cramp. 96 00:05:30,885 --> 00:05:32,176 30 more seconds. 97 00:05:32,259 --> 00:05:33,385 30 seconds, and then 98 00:05:33,468 --> 00:05:35,176 we can make sweet, sweet love 99 00:05:35,259 --> 00:05:36,927 for hours and hours, days, even. 100 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:39,385 I am. I am getting a cramp. 101 00:05:39,468 --> 00:05:40,635 Two weeks! 102 00:05:40,718 --> 00:05:41,760 Two weeks, baby, 103 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,385 without your wonderfulness. 104 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,051 Just a few more seconds. 105 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:46,051 When the vasectomy doctor said 106 00:05:46,134 --> 00:05:47,259 you had to wait two weeks, 107 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:49,009 I don't think he literally meant 108 00:05:49,093 --> 00:05:50,843 - you had to wait for... - Five, four... here we go. 109 00:05:50,927 --> 00:05:53,009 Two. One. 110 00:05:56,134 --> 00:05:57,176 Oh... 111 00:05:57,259 --> 00:05:58,593 Okay. 112 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:00,218 Take it a little easier. 113 00:06:00,301 --> 00:06:01,760 - Feels so good. - Uh, I know, 114 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:02,802 but we don't want 115 00:06:02,885 --> 00:06:03,968 to break the bed, 116 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:05,468 or me. 117 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:08,385 Oh. 118 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,385 Kev? 119 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,802 Did you just... 120 00:06:21,885 --> 00:06:23,510 Mm-hmm. 121 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,426 Okay, then. 122 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:38,677 Coffee? 123 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,218 Almost. 124 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:49,843 How you feeling? 125 00:06:53,009 --> 00:06:55,343 A little rough around the edges in the morning. 126 00:06:55,426 --> 00:06:57,760 - You know? - Sure. 127 00:07:02,802 --> 00:07:04,968 How's Xan? 128 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:08,134 Uh, I might get to see her in a couple days. 129 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:12,510 Foster family signed off, but I need DCFS approval. 130 00:07:12,593 --> 00:07:16,510 Wanna catch a meeting this morning? 131 00:07:16,593 --> 00:07:18,885 Yeah, thanks. 132 00:07:24,134 --> 00:07:25,510 Here. 133 00:07:25,593 --> 00:07:26,551 Thanks. 134 00:07:26,635 --> 00:07:28,009 What happened to your face? 135 00:07:28,093 --> 00:07:28,968 Fryer at work. 136 00:07:29,051 --> 00:07:30,593 Don't pick. 137 00:07:30,677 --> 00:07:32,760 God, you'll make scars. 138 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:36,009 Urlacher over Butkus? No, not a chance. 139 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:36,927 Butkus was an animal. 140 00:07:37,009 --> 00:07:38,176 Eight pro bowls. 141 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:39,927 Hall of Fame. 142 00:07:40,009 --> 00:07:44,176 Have you checked out Butkus on YouTube? 143 00:07:44,259 --> 00:07:46,301 Pre-concussion rules? 144 00:07:46,385 --> 00:07:48,134 He would've kicked Khalil Mack's ass 145 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,134 if they'd played together. That's a fact. 146 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:51,385 Okay. 147 00:07:51,468 --> 00:07:54,051 See you outside in five. 148 00:07:54,134 --> 00:07:55,218 Kelly. We're going 149 00:07:55,301 --> 00:07:56,218 back-to-school shopping 150 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,301 for guns and ammunition 151 00:07:57,385 --> 00:07:58,677 and things. 152 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,927 Didn't you just get back home 153 00:08:00,009 --> 00:08:01,551 from working all night? 154 00:08:01,635 --> 00:08:03,510 Don't feel sleepy. I'll catch it up later. 155 00:08:03,593 --> 00:08:05,468 Urlacher over Butkus. Can you believe that shit? 156 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:06,718 Uh, Franny? 157 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:08,259 Taking her with. 158 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:14,343 I got to go. 159 00:08:15,885 --> 00:08:17,468 Lip Gallagher around? 160 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:18,885 Uh, yeah, he's inside. 161 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:19,885 Hey, watch your step. 162 00:08:19,968 --> 00:08:21,009 There's a homeless guy 163 00:08:21,093 --> 00:08:24,385 passed out on the sidewalk. 164 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:27,343 He... a little help? 165 00:08:33,176 --> 00:08:34,677 Frank? 166 00:08:36,718 --> 00:08:38,051 I think I broke something. 167 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:38,760 Something bad? 168 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:39,968 Leg. 169 00:08:40,051 --> 00:08:40,927 Uh, you want to call 911? 170 00:08:41,009 --> 00:08:42,426 No. 171 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:44,134 Help me inside. 172 00:08:47,301 --> 00:08:48,843 What's Frank doing out here? 173 00:08:48,927 --> 00:08:50,635 Uh, he says he broke his leg or something. 174 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:52,176 Won't let me call 911. 175 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:53,635 Hey. 176 00:08:53,718 --> 00:08:54,802 Hey. 177 00:08:54,885 --> 00:08:56,259 Hi. 178 00:08:56,343 --> 00:08:58,635 Carl. 179 00:09:00,802 --> 00:09:03,218 Is that blood? 180 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:06,218 It's just a scratch. 181 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:09,927 That's bone. 182 00:09:14,051 --> 00:09:16,093 Help me inside. 183 00:09:21,134 --> 00:09:23,134 For fuck's sake. Someone grab his arms. 184 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:24,426 I'll grab his good leg. 185 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,051 Come on. 186 00:09:26,134 --> 00:09:28,259 Easy, easy, y. Will you fucking... 187 00:09:28,343 --> 00:09:31,551 will you fucking... ow. 188 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,468 Oh, God. 189 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:36,009 Hello! 190 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:37,802 Is Lip around? 191 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:39,426 Uh, I think he might... 192 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:41,551 Um... 193 00:09:41,635 --> 00:09:42,593 Uh, hi, 194 00:09:42,677 --> 00:09:44,385 Mr. Tamietti. 195 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,009 You and I need to talk, son. 196 00:09:46,093 --> 00:09:47,551 Oh, yeah? 197 00:09:47,635 --> 00:09:49,009 Tami's having this baby, 198 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:51,843 and I need to know what your plan is. 199 00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:54,134 Uh, she's... she's keeping the baby? 200 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,551 I mean, she seemed undecided 201 00:09:55,635 --> 00:09:56,927 - the last that we, uh... - Oh, yeah. 202 00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:58,718 She's keeping the baby. That's not open 203 00:09:58,802 --> 00:09:59,968 for discussion. 204 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,968 No, no, sir. I just mean, um, 205 00:10:02,051 --> 00:10:04,218 last time we talked, she... she seemed unclear 206 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:05,760 about what she wanted to do. 207 00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:07,301 Oh, it's clear. She's having the baby. 208 00:10:07,385 --> 00:10:08,843 Good God. Almost there. 209 00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:10,677 - A little help here! - Okay, okay, okay. 210 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,843 Put me down. Put me down, no more. 211 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,301 Down there! Down there! 212 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:14,677 Jesus. 213 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,760 What happened? 214 00:10:15,843 --> 00:10:16,643 He busted his leg. 215 00:10:16,677 --> 00:10:17,968 Is that bone? 216 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,343 What the fuck? Why didn't you 217 00:10:19,426 --> 00:10:20,426 call an ambulance? 218 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,343 He wouldn't let us. 219 00:10:21,426 --> 00:10:22,426 The hell is that? 220 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:24,134 Mollies... 221 00:10:24,218 --> 00:10:26,009 - A few personal items. - ...And acid. 222 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:26,927 Is that why you didn't want 223 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:27,885 to call an ambulance? 224 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,009 Uh, who the hell is that? 225 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:30,510 Our dad. 226 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:31,468 Why doesn't he want an ambulance? 227 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:32,635 Because the paramedics 228 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:34,134 would've emptied his pockets, 229 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,885 found the drugs, and called the cops. 230 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:37,009 Uh, you know, Mr. Tamietti, why don't we go get 231 00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:38,385 a cup of coffee or something, yeah? 232 00:10:38,468 --> 00:10:40,051 I had an opportunity to invest 233 00:10:40,134 --> 00:10:42,635 some of my Ingrid severance money, and I took it. 234 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:43,677 If you're done hiding your stash, 235 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,510 can I call 911? 236 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:46,885 Not until my associates come 237 00:10:46,968 --> 00:10:49,134 and we complete our transaction. 238 00:10:49,218 --> 00:10:50,343 I got to go to work. 239 00:10:51,968 --> 00:10:53,218 Yeah, we should go, too. 240 00:10:53,301 --> 00:10:54,218 I'll give your associates 241 00:10:54,301 --> 00:10:55,551 five minutes. 242 00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:56,885 Then I'm calling 911. 243 00:10:56,968 --> 00:11:00,009 Borrow your phone? 244 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:05,093 - Mail. - Ah, I'm late for... 245 00:11:05,176 --> 00:11:06,510 work. 246 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,051 Ah, crap. 247 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,051 I forgot the stroller. 248 00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,718 Take her. 249 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,468 Excuse me. 250 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:02,843 Excuse me. 251 00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:04,176 Move. 252 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,643 Frank again? 253 00:12:25,385 --> 00:12:26,843 Yeah. 254 00:12:47,009 --> 00:12:48,176 Open femur fracture. 255 00:12:48,259 --> 00:12:50,093 Definitely going to need surgery. 256 00:12:50,176 --> 00:12:53,593 I'm in a lot of pain here. Could I get 15 of morphine? 257 00:12:53,677 --> 00:12:56,551 No can do, Frank. 258 00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:57,510 Lidoc... 259 00:12:57,593 --> 00:12:58,802 is that lidocaine? 260 00:12:58,885 --> 00:13:00,009 Yep. 261 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,176 Ah, come on, guys! 262 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,218 You got any fentanyl in there? 263 00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:05,677 That'd take the edge off. 264 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,051 Can give you a bite block 265 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,593 to chomp down on if you like. 266 00:13:09,677 --> 00:13:10,760 A bite block? 267 00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,677 What are you, the Marquis de Sade? 268 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,927 Best I can do after last time. 269 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,426 I did not steal drugs from your ambulance. 270 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,635 I saw you take it, Frank. 271 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,343 Are you sure you don't want that bite block? 272 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,885 This might sting. 273 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,843 Fuck you, Quincy. 274 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:36,093 Personally, I would've taken the bite block. 275 00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,677 You want to ride with him again? 276 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,343 How long's the wait at County this morning? 277 00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:43,677 Pro hockey season's shorter. 278 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,551 - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! - Okay. 279 00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:47,385 Let me get my purse and tell my brother we're leaving. 280 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:48,927 Easy, easy, easy, e... 281 00:13:49,009 --> 00:13:50,009 Keep whining, Frank, 282 00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:51,259 and I'll find every pothole 283 00:13:51,343 --> 00:13:52,301 between here and County 284 00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:53,635 to bounce you over. 285 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,259 Hey, Liam? 286 00:13:55,343 --> 00:13:57,802 I got to take Frank to the ER, 287 00:13:57,885 --> 00:14:00,802 so you have to make yourself breakfast, okay? 288 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,301 Hey. 289 00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:12,134 Liam? 290 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,510 You want Tabasco? 291 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:24,176 Eight seconds. 292 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,468 It's only been two weeks since the surgery, babe. 293 00:14:29,551 --> 00:14:31,218 Give it some time. 294 00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:37,218 12-year-olds last longer. 295 00:14:37,301 --> 00:14:40,009 All right, girls, finish up. It's almost time for school. 296 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:43,259 Is this what it's gonna be like from now on? 297 00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:44,551 Eight seconds? 298 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,802 You really think we need to be having 299 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,468 this conversation in front of the girls? 300 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,927 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. That's me now. 301 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,927 Mr. Kevin Ball, the "wham, bam" man. 302 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,885 Okay, girls. Dishes in the sink 303 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,718 and backpacks. Let's go. 304 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,593 I'm so sorry I let them cut you guys. 305 00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:04,885 Can you ever forgive me? 306 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,760 You're gonna live, baby. 307 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,927 It's one tiny incision. 308 00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:18,927 Wait for Mommy. 309 00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,551 Oh, God. 310 00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,968 Your sister coming again this morning? 311 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:29,885 She said she was, yeah. 312 00:15:32,426 --> 00:15:34,843 Tami's dad showed up at my house this morning. 313 00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:36,551 - Bob? - Yeah. 314 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,343 Shit. What did he want? 315 00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:40,343 Wants to know my plan. 316 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:41,426 You have a plan? 317 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,802 No. 318 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:44,259 Tami's made it very clear 319 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,218 that I'm not allowed to have one. 320 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,259 Don't fuck with Bob. 321 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:50,009 He's tougher than he looks. 322 00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:52,134 He said Tami's definitely having the baby. 323 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,927 That's the Tamiettis. 324 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,176 Old-school Catholics. 325 00:15:57,259 --> 00:16:00,218 Big families and fish on Fridays. 326 00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:03,426 She tell you she was going to see a doctor today? 327 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,968 No. 328 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,385 This afternoon. 329 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,718 Asked Cami to go, but she's working until 6:00. 330 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,968 W-what kind of doctor? Did she say? 331 00:16:13,051 --> 00:16:14,802 Nope. 332 00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:17,301 Tami likes to stick it to her dad. 333 00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:20,134 Could be she's getting ready to solve your problem. 334 00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:23,635 It's starting. 335 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:24,593 Yeah. 336 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,843 All right. Coke, 337 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,760 crackers, and a bedpan. 338 00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:50,259 Barb's saying three hours, but could be five. 339 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,468 I can't stay the whole time. I got a meeting. 340 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:54,301 Oh, Christ. AA? 341 00:16:54,385 --> 00:16:57,968 Did you let Lip recruit you into that cult? 342 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,802 Meeting with a public defender. 343 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,134 Trouble with the law? Excuse me. 344 00:17:02,218 --> 00:17:04,843 I've got a bone sticking out of my thigh. 345 00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,927 Does this look like a scam to you? 346 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,593 Hey, doc. 347 00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:11,426 Could you hook a brother up with a little morphine 348 00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:12,385 for a broken femur? 349 00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:14,343 Come on, I... 350 00:17:14,426 --> 00:17:17,301 Ah, that's right. Just walk on by, Osama. 351 00:17:17,385 --> 00:17:19,134 We'll have your ass on that plane 352 00:17:19,218 --> 00:17:21,134 and back to Crap-sanistan 353 00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:23,885 as soon as the president revokes your H-1B visa. 354 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,176 More bees with honey, Frank. 355 00:17:26,259 --> 00:17:27,468 This is nothing but torture 356 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:29,218 and payback. 357 00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,510 You signed a Hippocratic Oath, 358 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:31,885 for fuck's sake. 359 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:32,843 Doctors have been convicted 360 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,927 of war crimes 361 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:34,968 for what you're doing to me. 362 00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,593 How did this happen, anyway? 363 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:38,176 I was taking a brief nap 364 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,134 in that shithole you used to own, 365 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:43,385 and they started tearing it down around me! 366 00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:44,885 My apartment building? 367 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,218 I woke up with a... a wrecking ball 368 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:50,885 trying to decapitate me! I had to run for my life. 369 00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,093 I should sue the bastards. 370 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,093 You were drunk, trespassing, 371 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:57,385 and sleeping in a boarded-up building, okay? 372 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:59,176 I don't think a lawsuit is likely to go your way. 373 00:17:59,259 --> 00:17:59,968 Never know. 374 00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:00,927 They may settle 375 00:18:01,009 --> 00:18:02,468 to avoid a court case. 376 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,927 Hey. 377 00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,635 You got anything useful in there? 378 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,885 Eh, a Quaalude? 379 00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,176 Maybe an oxy? 380 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:09,176 No. 381 00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:11,416 Miss! 382 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:12,510 Excuse me. 383 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,760 I'm in quite a bit 384 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:14,802 of, uh, discomfort 385 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,176 with this open fracture. 386 00:18:16,259 --> 00:18:18,134 I know the doctors are incredibly busy, 387 00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:20,134 but could you ask one of them 388 00:18:20,218 --> 00:18:21,843 to prescribe something for the pain? 389 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:23,343 I don't need much. 390 00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:25,635 20 of morphine would be more than enough. 391 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,218 You're Frank, right? 392 00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:28,218 Yes. 393 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:29,385 No. 394 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,677 Your reputation precedes you. 395 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,968 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 396 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:36,802 You wouldn't treat a dog in the street like this! 397 00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:37,760 Mr. Gallagher? 398 00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:38,551 - Yes! - Here! 399 00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:40,385 Yeah. 400 00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,385 So, Mr. Gallagher, 401 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,009 I see you visited our hospital in the past. 402 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,426 Yes, once or twice. 403 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,927 52 times, actually, 404 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:51,134 and you have no insurance. 405 00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:54,093 Unfortunately not. Um... 406 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,176 Difficulty securing employment in this challenging economy. 407 00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,927 Unemployment rate is under 4%. 408 00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:01,134 We're hiring janitors without hands. 409 00:19:01,218 --> 00:19:03,385 I have five different birthdates 410 00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:05,051 and four different middle initials 411 00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:06,301 in your records. 412 00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:08,843 Are you over 65, Mr. Gallagher? 413 00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,426 Do you need me to be? 414 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,051 If you're over 65, you qualify for Medicare. 415 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,593 Free hospitalization, drugs... 416 00:19:14,677 --> 00:19:16,301 Yes, I'm over 65. 417 00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:18,259 Just had a birthday. Put that down. 418 00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:20,218 When were you born? 419 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:23,760 January 16th, 19... 420 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:25,009 54. 421 00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,385 ...54, exactly. 422 00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:28,301 Do you have ID I can use 423 00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,968 to verify that date of birth? 424 00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,009 Maybe. 425 00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:36,718 I found that at a Dairy Queen. 426 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,885 I've been meaning to return that. 427 00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:45,510 It says you were born in 1936. 428 00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:47,343 Makes you 83. 429 00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:50,635 I try to take care of myself. 430 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:54,051 Someone will be over to examine you shortly. 431 00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:55,593 I got to go soon. 432 00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,468 - Hey, Fiona. - Hey, Debs, are you home? 433 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,426 - No. Why? - Liam wasn't there 434 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,635 when I left the house with Frank this morning, 435 00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,259 and I locked up. 436 00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:05,176 I don't know if he has his keys. 437 00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:06,468 He's not answering his phone? 438 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:08,176 No. Straight to voice mail. 439 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,927 Can you track him down, make sure he can get in? 440 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:10,809 Yeah, sure. No problem. 441 00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:13,301 Okay. 442 00:20:13,385 --> 00:20:14,677 Good luck. 443 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,426 ♪ Whoa ♪ 444 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,468 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 445 00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,677 Rah! 446 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,560 Gah! 447 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,051 You need one of these? 448 00:20:24,134 --> 00:20:25,635 If I get the same roommate 449 00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:26,843 I had last year, yeah. 450 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:29,635 - Stinky? - Ever leave 451 00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:31,426 half a burrito under the seat of your car 452 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:32,510 all summer? 453 00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:34,510 I know. 454 00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:37,134 Oof. 455 00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:39,093 So how do you like military school? 456 00:20:39,176 --> 00:20:40,301 Two hundred girls, ten bathrooms. 457 00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,968 It's survival of the fittest. 458 00:20:42,051 --> 00:20:44,259 How long have you been going there for? 459 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,718 Since my mom ran off with a gunnery sergeant 460 00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:47,927 when I was nine. 461 00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:50,051 My God. Was that hard? 462 00:20:50,134 --> 00:20:53,176 ♪ Nothing like this ♪ 463 00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:55,968 What every South Side girl needs: Kevlar. 464 00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:57,927 Seriously. 465 00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,635 Put it on. 466 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,802 Okay. 467 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:06,677 Whoo! 468 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,093 Damn! 469 00:21:08,176 --> 00:21:09,843 ♪ Whoa ♪ 470 00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:11,635 ♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪ 471 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,677 Hi, Liam. You have your keys? 472 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,560 Fiona locked you out of the house. 473 00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:21,510 Call me back. 474 00:21:21,593 --> 00:21:23,760 You ever see your mom? 475 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,677 On Facebook. 476 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,760 Took her years, but she finally let me friend her. 477 00:21:30,176 --> 00:21:31,718 ♪ I'm feeling alive ♪ 478 00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:34,468 Weird. Liam always answers his phone. 479 00:21:37,802 --> 00:21:39,259 Wa. Voilà. 480 00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:41,593 What do you think? Badass? 481 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,718 Definitely. 482 00:21:44,843 --> 00:21:47,593 ♪ Oh you ain't seen nothing like this ♪ 483 00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,968 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 484 00:21:50,051 --> 00:21:51,885 ♪ Whoa ♪ 485 00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:55,301 ♪ You ain't seen nothing like this ♪ 486 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:01,009 Damn, your phone's lighting up. 487 00:22:01,093 --> 00:22:02,677 Yep. 488 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,593 You gonna answer it? 489 00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:05,259 Nope. 490 00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:08,134 Biscuits, fresh out of the oven. 491 00:22:08,218 --> 00:22:09,426 You boys need anything else? 492 00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:10,593 Ah, no thanks, Grandma. 493 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:11,593 How about you, Liam? 494 00:22:11,677 --> 00:22:12,843 All set, Mrs. Thompson. 495 00:22:12,927 --> 00:22:14,468 Okay. I'll be in the kitchen 496 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:15,968 if you change your mind. 497 00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:23,843 Don't you think they might be worried? 498 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,009 Took them two days to realize I was gone. 499 00:22:26,093 --> 00:22:28,218 Can't be too worried. 500 00:22:40,218 --> 00:22:42,802 Why the long face, little pirate? 501 00:22:42,885 --> 00:22:44,093 Nothing. 502 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:45,259 Come on. 503 00:22:45,343 --> 00:22:47,593 You can tell your Auntie Lori. 504 00:22:47,677 --> 00:22:49,760 I got to make sure my favorite first mate's head 505 00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:51,093 is in the game. 506 00:22:51,176 --> 00:22:53,009 Happy cooks make happy meals. 507 00:22:53,093 --> 00:22:55,468 I didn't make it past the first round of cuts 508 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:56,426 for West Point, 509 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,593 and my lesbian sister 510 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,009 is in love with my girlfriend, 511 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,593 trying to turn her gay, too. 512 00:23:00,677 --> 00:23:02,051 Wow. 513 00:23:02,134 --> 00:23:04,968 World's really stomping on your dreams, huh? 514 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,426 When God hands you lemons, 515 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,301 you just got to squeeze that juice 516 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:10,218 into the wound and enjoy the pain. 517 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,218 Ma'am? 518 00:23:11,301 --> 00:23:12,718 You're my star. 519 00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:14,510 Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, 520 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,551 get right back up on that horse. 521 00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,385 Horse, ma'am? 522 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:20,635 Right back into that saddle, huh? 523 00:23:23,718 --> 00:23:25,134 Hello? 524 00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:27,551 Anybody? 525 00:23:27,635 --> 00:23:30,468 Ah, come on! I have to set myself on fire 526 00:23:30,551 --> 00:23:32,510 to get some attention around here? 527 00:23:32,593 --> 00:23:34,051 Please do! I'll bring the matches 528 00:23:34,134 --> 00:23:35,551 if you bring the gasoline. 529 00:23:35,635 --> 00:23:37,176 About damn time. How'd you do 530 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:39,468 on the back nine, doc? Even par? 531 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,093 How you been, Frank? Taking care of that new liver 532 00:23:42,176 --> 00:23:43,301 someone was stupid enough to waste on you? 533 00:23:43,385 --> 00:23:45,301 - Hm. - So, what is it 534 00:23:45,385 --> 00:23:46,259 this time? You're speaking, 535 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,802 so I'm gonna rule out 536 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,259 an overdose or alcohol poisoning. 537 00:23:49,343 --> 00:23:50,885 Broke an appendage. 538 00:23:50,968 --> 00:23:53,259 Hurts like hell. Could you hook me up 539 00:23:53,343 --> 00:23:55,301 with a healthy helping of your favorite opiate? 540 00:23:55,385 --> 00:23:56,510 You haven't had anything yet? 541 00:23:56,593 --> 00:23:58,218 Not a damn thing. 542 00:23:58,301 --> 00:23:59,927 Your coworkers have been tighter 543 00:24:00,009 --> 00:24:02,426 than a miser at a March of Dimes fundraiser 544 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,760 with the pain relief. 545 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,301 Couldn't even rustle up 546 00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:06,927 a Tylenol 3 with codeine. 547 00:24:07,009 --> 00:24:09,176 Ow. 548 00:24:09,259 --> 00:24:10,301 That's bone. 549 00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:12,551 That's what I've been saying! 550 00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:15,677 Congratulations, Frank. You hit the jackpot this time. 551 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,009 You get a quick trip to the OR 552 00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:19,927 and copious amounts of intravenous narcotics. 553 00:24:20,009 --> 00:24:21,677 Hey, Maggie. 554 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,968 Call up to surgery and find out who's okay 555 00:24:24,051 --> 00:24:25,760 with not getting paid today. 556 00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:28,134 You were drunk? 557 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:29,051 Yes. 558 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,885 You initiated the assault? 559 00:24:31,968 --> 00:24:33,593 I only punched her once. 560 00:24:39,051 --> 00:24:41,009 You fractured her cheekbone. 561 00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:42,843 You have a previous felony conviction? 562 00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:46,551 - Yeah. - Well, it's not much 563 00:24:46,635 --> 00:24:48,093 of a defense to present. 564 00:24:48,176 --> 00:24:49,468 You're a convicted felon, 565 00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:51,301 you were drunk, you attacked a woman 566 00:24:51,385 --> 00:24:52,343 without any provocation 567 00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:54,218 in front of a dozen witnesses. 568 00:24:54,301 --> 00:24:55,885 No, there was provocation. 569 00:24:55,968 --> 00:24:58,343 She... she called the cops on my ten-year-old brother 570 00:24:58,426 --> 00:25:00,051 for selling lemonade in front of her house. 571 00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:01,176 Why would she do that? 572 00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:03,218 My brother's black. 573 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:04,968 You have a black brother? 574 00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,343 Yeah. 575 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,218 DA may be reluctant to put that 576 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,468 in front of a black Chicago jury. 577 00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:16,051 We might be able to plead it down 578 00:25:16,134 --> 00:25:18,385 from a felony to a misdemeanor. 579 00:25:18,468 --> 00:25:19,968 Will I have to do time? 580 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:21,385 Depends. 581 00:25:21,468 --> 00:25:22,343 You employed? 582 00:25:22,426 --> 00:25:24,009 I'm looking. 583 00:25:24,093 --> 00:25:25,176 What about AA? 584 00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:26,176 Yes. 585 00:25:28,259 --> 00:25:30,176 Okay, I'll talk to the DA. 586 00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:31,510 Thank you. 587 00:25:31,593 --> 00:25:33,343 But Miss Gallagher, 588 00:25:33,426 --> 00:25:35,301 the judge is gonna want to see proof that you are 589 00:25:35,385 --> 00:25:37,968 a contributing member of society, so no alcohol, 590 00:25:38,051 --> 00:25:40,385 and get yourself a job, any job. 591 00:25:40,468 --> 00:25:42,468 Yes, ma'am. 592 00:25:42,551 --> 00:25:43,677 Just a drill, 593 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,802 children. No need for panic. 594 00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:47,051 Line up behind your teacher 595 00:25:47,134 --> 00:25:49,218 in a straight line. 596 00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:50,927 Straight lines, 597 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:52,218 James McPherson! 598 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,593 Abby Zoldan, 599 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,927 does that look like a straight line? 600 00:25:56,009 --> 00:25:58,593 Gus Accord, stop eating sand from the sandbox 601 00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:00,218 and get in line, please. 602 00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,802 Here we go. Line up. 603 00:26:01,885 --> 00:26:06,259 Go to your number. 604 00:26:06,343 --> 00:26:08,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going, Amy Ball? 605 00:26:08,343 --> 00:26:10,385 I have to go back in. 606 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:12,802 Can you get in line behind Sister Anne, please? 607 00:26:12,885 --> 00:26:13,843 I can't. 608 00:26:13,927 --> 00:26:15,051 I have to go back 609 00:26:15,134 --> 00:26:16,802 in my cubby. 610 00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:19,009 Why do you have to get back in your cubby? 611 00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:20,218 So you don't see us. 612 00:26:20,301 --> 00:26:21,593 See who? 613 00:26:38,218 --> 00:26:39,468 There's two of you? 614 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:45,468 Eight seconds? Whew, that's rough. 615 00:26:45,551 --> 00:26:46,677 Yeah. My cousin Ronnie 616 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,927 never recovered from his surgery. 617 00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:51,301 Been ten years. He still has to wear 618 00:26:51,385 --> 00:26:52,843 one of those adult diapers. 619 00:26:52,927 --> 00:26:54,009 From a vasectomy? 620 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:57,134 No. Prostate. 621 00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:59,927 What the hell does that have to do with anything? 622 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,134 I'm just saying. It's never a good idea 623 00:27:02,218 --> 00:27:03,927 to let doctors near your man parts 624 00:27:04,009 --> 00:27:05,885 with anything sharp. 625 00:27:05,968 --> 00:27:07,301 I thought you guys were gonna help cheer me up. 626 00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:08,093 Okay. 627 00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:09,343 Okay. 628 00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:12,885 Did sex still feel good? 629 00:27:12,968 --> 00:27:14,218 Yeah. 630 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,843 Great. 631 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,093 It was quick, but good. 632 00:27:17,176 --> 00:27:18,551 So enjoy that. 633 00:27:18,635 --> 00:27:20,134 Lots of guys don't get any. 634 00:27:20,218 --> 00:27:22,051 - Be happy with quick. - Yeah. 635 00:27:22,134 --> 00:27:24,176 Cousin Ronnie can't get it up at all anymore 636 00:27:24,259 --> 00:27:25,718 since the surgery. He has to use 637 00:27:25,802 --> 00:27:27,301 one of those pump things. 638 00:27:27,385 --> 00:27:28,510 Enough about Cousin Ronnie, would you, 639 00:27:28,593 --> 00:27:29,393 Kermit, please? 640 00:27:29,426 --> 00:27:30,468 Eight seconds with you 641 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:31,551 is like eight hours 642 00:27:31,635 --> 00:27:32,718 with anyone else, baby. 643 00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:35,843 Short but sweet. 644 00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:36,727 Very short. 645 00:27:38,551 --> 00:27:40,051 You just had the vasectomy, baby. 646 00:27:40,134 --> 00:27:41,635 You'll be back to your regular 647 00:27:41,718 --> 00:27:43,176 ten seconds in no time. 648 00:27:43,259 --> 00:27:44,301 Oh, damn. 649 00:27:44,385 --> 00:27:45,551 Oh, burn. 650 00:27:45,635 --> 00:27:46,510 Oh. 651 00:27:47,218 --> 00:27:49,843 Alibi. 652 00:27:49,927 --> 00:27:53,301 Yes, Sister? 653 00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:56,468 Yes, I understand. 654 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,802 Thank you. 655 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,718 Absolutely. 656 00:28:03,843 --> 00:28:05,510 What? 657 00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:07,885 The nuns know. 658 00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:16,218 Hey. 659 00:28:16,301 --> 00:28:19,093 How long you been waiting here like a creepy stalker? 660 00:28:19,176 --> 00:28:20,718 Not long. 661 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:22,385 Bullshit. Carla saw you out here 662 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:25,551 a half-hour ago. She wanted to call the cops. 663 00:28:25,635 --> 00:28:28,218 So my dad find you this morning? 664 00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:29,843 Yeah, he came to my house. 665 00:28:29,927 --> 00:28:31,802 Yeah? And what'd you two boys decide? 666 00:28:31,885 --> 00:28:34,635 Am I having this baby or not? 667 00:28:34,718 --> 00:28:36,134 He says you're keeping it. 668 00:28:36,218 --> 00:28:38,093 He did, huh? 669 00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:40,635 Good to know. 670 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,051 Oh, so you're not? 671 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:44,051 I just needed him off my ass. 672 00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:46,551 - All right, then you are. - Jesus, what is it with men 673 00:28:46,635 --> 00:28:48,259 trying to tell me what to do with my own body? 674 00:28:48,343 --> 00:28:50,176 I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 675 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:51,677 All right? I'm just confused. 676 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,760 He made it sound like your decision was made. 677 00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:56,134 Well, he doesn't know shit. 678 00:28:56,218 --> 00:29:00,301 All right, then. Good? 679 00:29:00,385 --> 00:29:01,760 So are we done? 680 00:29:05,426 --> 00:29:08,551 Where are you going? 681 00:29:08,635 --> 00:29:09,968 Where am I going? 682 00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:12,259 Yeah. 683 00:29:12,343 --> 00:29:14,510 The doctor's. 684 00:29:14,593 --> 00:29:16,134 Who told you? Brad? 685 00:29:16,218 --> 00:29:17,134 Yeah. 686 00:29:17,218 --> 00:29:19,468 And you want to come? 687 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:20,968 Yeah, if you want me to. 688 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,843 I don't, or I would have asked 689 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,426 you to in the first place. 690 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:25,885 All right, you know, go fuck yourself, Tami. 691 00:29:25,968 --> 00:29:28,051 Fuck me. 692 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:30,426 Lip. Lip! 693 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,301 - Lip! - What? 694 00:29:34,385 --> 00:29:36,051 We're already here. 695 00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:51,009 Liam? 696 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,593 Liam, you home? 697 00:29:57,677 --> 00:29:58,843 You want a beer? 698 00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,218 Yeah, absolutely. 699 00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:07,510 Whee. 700 00:30:07,593 --> 00:30:11,176 I'll be right back. 701 00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:13,343 Damn, girl! 702 00:30:16,301 --> 00:30:17,885 Ah. 703 00:30:17,968 --> 00:30:19,843 If I'm gonna be a sailor, 704 00:30:19,927 --> 00:30:21,802 I got to learn to drink like one. 705 00:30:24,927 --> 00:30:26,259 A-cheers. 706 00:30:29,885 --> 00:30:31,843 So what do you want to do in the Navy? 707 00:30:31,927 --> 00:30:33,468 I'm gonna fly jets. 708 00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:35,843 Like, off aircraft carriers and stuff? 709 00:30:35,927 --> 00:30:37,677 That's the idea. 710 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,301 That is so cool. 711 00:30:48,009 --> 00:30:48,885 What are you doing? 712 00:30:48,968 --> 00:30:49,927 Gotta break them in 713 00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:51,385 before school starts. 714 00:30:51,468 --> 00:30:53,510 These things destroy your feet 715 00:30:53,593 --> 00:30:55,259 if they're not broken in. 716 00:30:55,343 --> 00:30:58,385 Come on! Join me. 717 00:30:58,468 --> 00:30:59,593 Okay. 718 00:31:11,802 --> 00:31:13,385 Hey, Fiona. 719 00:31:13,468 --> 00:31:15,259 Hey. You get a hold of Liam? 720 00:31:15,343 --> 00:31:16,968 No. I'm sure 721 00:31:17,051 --> 00:31:18,385 he forgot to charge his phone again. 722 00:31:18,468 --> 00:31:19,927 What are you doing? 723 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:21,009 I'm jumping up and down with Kelly. 724 00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:22,009 What are you doing? 725 00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:23,510 Ah, applying for jobs 726 00:31:23,593 --> 00:31:24,927 I don't really want. 727 00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:25,843 Well, I'm home now, 728 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:26,727 so Liam will be able 729 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,802 to get in when he comes. 730 00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,968 All right. Thanks. 731 00:31:38,677 --> 00:31:40,343 How you feeling, Frank? 732 00:31:40,426 --> 00:31:43,802 Well, I had a rather nice buzz going there for a bit, 733 00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,885 but it's starting to fade. Think it's time 734 00:31:45,968 --> 00:31:47,593 to hit me up with the real 735 00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:49,051 knock-you-on-your-ass stuff. 736 00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:50,635 We've been experimenting 737 00:31:50,718 --> 00:31:51,968 with Oriental medicine pain management, 738 00:31:52,051 --> 00:31:54,176 so we thought we'd skip the anesthesia 739 00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:56,968 and just pop a few acupuncture needles in your head, 740 00:31:57,051 --> 00:31:58,301 and see how that works. 741 00:31:58,385 --> 00:31:59,885 What? 742 00:31:59,968 --> 00:32:01,760 I'm just fucking with you, Frank. 743 00:32:01,843 --> 00:32:03,510 You shoulda seen your face. 744 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,176 This is Dr. Wild. He's gonna be 745 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,426 your surgeon today. Youngest graduate 746 00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:12,968 of Yale Medical School in over 100 years. 747 00:32:13,051 --> 00:32:15,051 Top of his class, too. 748 00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:17,009 How old are you now, Noah? 20? 749 00:32:17,093 --> 00:32:19,051 - Twenty-one. - Hmm. 750 00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:21,343 Graduated high school when he was 12. 751 00:32:21,426 --> 00:32:24,426 This is the first week of his ortho residency. 752 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,843 We were very lucky to find Dr. Wild on call today. 753 00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:28,843 Nobody else was willing to do it. 754 00:32:28,927 --> 00:32:30,468 Thought we were going to have to Dermabond your femur 755 00:32:30,551 --> 00:32:32,426 and just dump you back out on the street. 756 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:35,385 But not to worry. Dr. Grey will be the attending. 757 00:32:35,468 --> 00:32:36,718 Where is Dr. Grey? 758 00:32:36,802 --> 00:32:37,885 Stuck in traffic on the Dan Ryan. 759 00:32:37,968 --> 00:32:39,677 Said to get started without him. 760 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,426 Have you done this before? 761 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:42,635 A comminuted femur fracture? 762 00:32:42,718 --> 00:32:44,301 Hell no. Very exciting. 763 00:32:44,385 --> 00:32:46,593 We're a teaching hospital, Frank. 764 00:32:46,677 --> 00:32:49,009 Residents working on alcoholic deadbeats 765 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:52,259 who don't pay their bills is how young surgeons learn. 766 00:33:11,968 --> 00:33:13,301 Hey. 767 00:33:13,385 --> 00:33:14,968 Was everything fine? 768 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:19,426 Peachy. 769 00:33:22,927 --> 00:33:24,843 What kind of doctor's office was that? 770 00:33:24,927 --> 00:33:28,343 There's no baby stuff around or anything. 771 00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:31,134 I need a drink. Do you want to get a drink? 772 00:33:33,843 --> 00:33:36,385 Right. No, I'll see you. 773 00:33:48,385 --> 00:33:49,760 I'm off to the bank. 774 00:33:49,843 --> 00:33:51,551 Aww, still down, little man? 775 00:33:51,635 --> 00:33:53,426 Yeah, a bit. 776 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:57,134 Want a quick blowie or a handy-J to perk you up? 777 00:33:57,218 --> 00:33:59,802 I was just kidding, kiddo. 778 00:33:59,885 --> 00:34:01,134 Manager-employee intimacy 779 00:34:01,218 --> 00:34:03,927 is a big no-no in the new employee handbook. 780 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,760 It's a shame, really. Sex used 781 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,718 to be pro forma in fast food. 782 00:34:07,802 --> 00:34:11,301 Jizz and hair nets went together like mustard and mayo. 783 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:13,551 Hell of a stress relief after a big lunch rush. 784 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,176 I'll be back in about 20 785 00:34:15,259 --> 00:34:16,843 if you can just watch the register 786 00:34:16,927 --> 00:34:19,009 while I'm gone, my salty little biscuit. 787 00:34:22,635 --> 00:34:23,885 Good call on the blowie. 788 00:34:23,968 --> 00:34:26,176 I let Lori go down on me once. 789 00:34:26,259 --> 00:34:27,968 She had most of her fist up my ass 790 00:34:28,051 --> 00:34:29,718 and chewed on my dick. 791 00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:33,093 Woman's an animal. 792 00:34:44,009 --> 00:34:45,551 Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey. 793 00:34:45,635 --> 00:34:47,635 How may I help you? 794 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,051 Give me the fucking money. 795 00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:50,718 Is that a .32? 796 00:34:50,802 --> 00:34:52,301 The fucking money, shithead! 797 00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:53,718 - It's pink. - The bullets 798 00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:54,885 aren't pink, motherfucker! 799 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,843 Give me the goddamn money! 800 00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:59,093 Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. 801 00:34:59,176 --> 00:35:01,093 My life couldn't get any fucking worse. 802 00:35:01,176 --> 00:35:03,802 Yeah, that's right. Pull the motherfucking trigger. 803 00:35:03,885 --> 00:35:05,593 God fucking... 804 00:35:07,426 --> 00:35:08,677 Fucker 805 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,635 piece of fucking shit! 806 00:35:10,718 --> 00:35:13,259 West Point, motherfucking... 807 00:35:13,343 --> 00:35:15,760 Lesbian sister piece of shit! 808 00:35:29,885 --> 00:35:32,009 Hi. 809 00:35:32,093 --> 00:35:33,760 I saw the "Help Wanted" sign. 810 00:35:33,843 --> 00:35:37,426 It's minimum wage, nights. 811 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,635 Is there an application or something I can fill out? 812 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:45,259 $11.99. 813 00:35:47,635 --> 00:35:49,343 - All right, thanks. - You still here? 814 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,009 I need a job. 815 00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:04,009 Thanks. 816 00:36:05,259 --> 00:36:06,968 Just to be clear, have you been sending 817 00:36:07,051 --> 00:36:08,051 two children to our school 818 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:09,927 for the price of one for months? 819 00:36:10,009 --> 00:36:11,218 We're very sorry, Sister. 820 00:36:11,301 --> 00:36:13,134 You only had space for one girl, so... 821 00:36:13,218 --> 00:36:14,051 So you committed fraud 822 00:36:14,134 --> 00:36:15,802 and conspired to deny 823 00:36:15,885 --> 00:36:17,802 the Sisters of Faith, Hope, and Charity 824 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,593 the revenue we send to our sister order in Ghana 825 00:36:20,677 --> 00:36:21,760 to help fight leprosy. 826 00:36:21,843 --> 00:36:23,593 Leprosy? Really? 827 00:36:23,677 --> 00:36:25,051 That's bad. That's when your skin 828 00:36:25,134 --> 00:36:27,259 - falls off... - I got it, Kev. 829 00:36:27,343 --> 00:36:28,677 We're very sorry, Sister. 830 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,259 After much prayer, we've come up 831 00:36:30,343 --> 00:36:31,843 with two possible ways 832 00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:34,677 for us to resolve this sad situation. 833 00:36:36,843 --> 00:36:38,843 $1,400? 834 00:36:38,927 --> 00:36:41,051 Your back tuition, plus interest. 835 00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:42,760 By Friday, or we call the cops. 836 00:36:44,259 --> 00:36:46,218 And what's the other possible way? 837 00:36:49,718 --> 00:36:51,593 We need a Jesus for the Festival 838 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,468 of St. Felicity pageant next weekend, 839 00:36:53,551 --> 00:36:56,718 and Mr. Ball looks like he works out. 840 00:36:56,802 --> 00:36:58,510 You want Kev to be Jesus? 841 00:37:01,259 --> 00:37:02,510 That's it? 842 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,093 There is one small catch. 843 00:37:08,802 --> 00:37:09,927 Whoa. 844 00:37:10,009 --> 00:37:11,635 That's huge. 845 00:37:11,718 --> 00:37:13,259 And heavy. 846 00:37:13,343 --> 00:37:14,968 Mr. Polinsky made it himself. 847 00:37:15,051 --> 00:37:16,802 He paid for a pew, so we've been afraid 848 00:37:16,885 --> 00:37:19,134 to tell him no one can lift it. 849 00:37:19,218 --> 00:37:21,051 So I got to get nailed up or it or something? 850 00:37:21,134 --> 00:37:23,718 No. Carry it on your shoulder, 851 00:37:23,802 --> 00:37:25,760 as Christ did on his way to Golgotha. 852 00:37:43,593 --> 00:37:45,343 Our last Jesus got a hernia. 853 00:37:45,426 --> 00:37:47,718 Uh, yeah. 854 00:37:47,802 --> 00:37:50,176 So how far do I got to carry it? 855 00:37:50,259 --> 00:37:52,259 From the school to the church. 856 00:37:52,343 --> 00:37:53,885 That's got to be a hundred yards. 857 00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,426 More like 150. 858 00:37:57,259 --> 00:37:59,468 $1,400, Kev. 859 00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,093 Fuck this. 860 00:38:05,259 --> 00:38:07,927 I went to get a test done. 861 00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:10,677 The doctor was my mom's oncologist. 862 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,468 Cancer. 863 00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:19,718 BRCA. 864 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:26,259 It's a gene, moron. 865 00:38:26,343 --> 00:38:28,176 I went to find out if I inherited 866 00:38:28,259 --> 00:38:29,843 a genetic mutation from my mom 867 00:38:29,927 --> 00:38:32,802 that means I'm probably gonna die of breast cancer. 868 00:38:32,885 --> 00:38:35,385 Little gene might even throw in ovarian cancer, free of charge, 869 00:38:35,468 --> 00:38:37,051 just to make sure I'm good and dead. 870 00:38:37,134 --> 00:38:38,677 And? 871 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,301 Don't find out the results for a couple days. 872 00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:46,593 Oh... 873 00:38:46,677 --> 00:38:48,134 I'm sorry. 874 00:38:48,218 --> 00:38:50,760 Yeah, it's a tough break for me, huh? 875 00:38:56,259 --> 00:38:58,301 Want to know the real pisser? 876 00:38:58,385 --> 00:39:01,343 There are two variations of the gene. 877 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,510 If I have one, 878 00:39:03,593 --> 00:39:05,885 having babies reduces my chances of getting cancer, 879 00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:07,718 but if I have the other... 880 00:39:10,176 --> 00:39:12,051 ...Then having a baby increases my chances 881 00:39:12,134 --> 00:39:14,301 of getting cancer. Cami got the test 882 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,176 a couple years ago, and she's got 883 00:39:16,259 --> 00:39:18,343 the "baby good" kind of death gene, 884 00:39:18,426 --> 00:39:21,677 so she got your buddy Brad to knock her up right away, 885 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,176 and Cory took the test, and Daddy's little princess 886 00:39:24,259 --> 00:39:25,843 is, of course, 887 00:39:25,927 --> 00:39:27,218 clean as driven snow. 888 00:39:27,301 --> 00:39:29,176 And you've never been tested before. 889 00:39:31,218 --> 00:39:33,468 Fuck no. Why would I want to know 890 00:39:33,551 --> 00:39:35,176 if I'm gonna live or die? 891 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,051 Can the doctors do anything if you have the gene? 892 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,468 You know what? Let's eat. 893 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,093 I am fucking famished. 894 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,051 Hi. 895 00:40:22,134 --> 00:40:24,343 My name is Fiona, and, uh, 896 00:40:24,426 --> 00:40:26,551 I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic. 897 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:28,968 Hi, Fiona. 898 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,426 I know I'm supposed to say I'm an alcoholic, 899 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:34,760 but I... I don't really know. 900 00:40:34,843 --> 00:40:37,176 I have been going through a really rough time 901 00:40:37,259 --> 00:40:38,927 the last couple months, 902 00:40:39,009 --> 00:40:41,468 and I've been drinking too much to get by... 903 00:40:43,802 --> 00:40:47,385 ...But I haven't had trouble with alcohol before. 904 00:40:47,468 --> 00:40:49,343 There's a lot of reasons to think 905 00:40:49,426 --> 00:40:51,468 that I could be an alcoholic. 906 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:54,134 My mom was a junkie, 907 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:57,426 and my dad's a drunk and an addict. 908 00:40:57,510 --> 00:40:59,843 My brother's an alcoholic, 909 00:40:59,927 --> 00:41:01,468 and I love him to death. 910 00:41:04,343 --> 00:41:07,009 So I guess I should be here, 911 00:41:07,093 --> 00:41:08,677 you know, just in case. 912 00:41:12,259 --> 00:41:13,885 Thanks for listening. 913 00:41:13,968 --> 00:41:15,176 You're welcome. 914 00:41:28,843 --> 00:41:31,760 Hi, my name is Tony, and I'm an alcoholic. 915 00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:42,176 Fuck. 916 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,760 Oh, holy shit! 917 00:42:19,843 --> 00:42:20,843 What are you doing? 918 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:21,727 I'm sorry. 919 00:42:23,051 --> 00:42:24,843 I'm not gay. 920 00:42:24,927 --> 00:42:27,343 No, I know. That was a mistake. 921 00:42:29,093 --> 00:42:33,009 I'm... I am... I mean, I wish I was, 922 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:34,551 because if I were, I would... 923 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,885 I would totally be into you. You're great. 924 00:42:36,968 --> 00:42:38,593 Yeah, no. Thanks. 925 00:42:40,093 --> 00:42:41,927 Oh, shit. 926 00:42:42,009 --> 00:42:43,885 I totally led you on. I am... 927 00:42:43,968 --> 00:42:46,551 I'm so sorry. We... we can still be friends. 928 00:42:46,635 --> 00:42:48,593 Yeah, absolutely. 929 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:53,677 I should probably get going and let you sleep, 930 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,968 'cause you worked last night, right? 931 00:42:55,051 --> 00:42:57,009 Yeah, I did. 932 00:42:57,093 --> 00:42:59,009 You should. 933 00:43:02,051 --> 00:43:03,176 I'll call you later, okay? 934 00:43:21,259 --> 00:43:22,551 Shit. That thing looks 935 00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:24,551 like it weighs at least 300 pounds. 936 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:26,635 How far are you supposed to drag it? 937 00:43:26,718 --> 00:43:29,009 From the school playground to the church. 938 00:43:29,093 --> 00:43:30,593 You can't put wheels on the end of it or something? 939 00:43:30,677 --> 00:43:31,551 The nuns said no. 940 00:43:31,635 --> 00:43:33,593 Jesus didn't have wheels. 941 00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,593 Oh. Here's the wig. 942 00:43:35,677 --> 00:43:37,134 Jesus was a blond? 943 00:43:37,218 --> 00:43:38,426 No, Jesus was black 944 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:39,510 and had nappy hair, but no one 945 00:43:39,593 --> 00:43:40,510 ever wants to talk about that. 946 00:43:40,593 --> 00:43:41,677 Jesus wasn't black. 947 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,385 African. Hello. 948 00:43:43,468 --> 00:43:44,843 - Fuck off. - You fuck off. 949 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:45,927 Jesus was a Jew. 950 00:43:46,009 --> 00:43:47,176 Jesus was Jewish? 951 00:43:47,259 --> 00:43:48,059 King of the Jews. 952 00:43:48,134 --> 00:43:49,635 King of the Jews! 953 00:43:49,718 --> 00:43:51,134 Yeah, at first, maybe, 954 00:43:51,218 --> 00:43:52,510 but then he was Christian, 955 00:43:52,593 --> 00:43:54,093 because he was... 956 00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:56,051 well, because he was Christ, 957 00:43:56,134 --> 00:44:00,093 so he was the first Christ-ian. 958 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,301 How do I look? 959 00:44:07,385 --> 00:44:09,468 You want the truth? 960 00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:11,385 Hey, if you're looking to build 961 00:44:11,468 --> 00:44:12,760 your post-vasectomy stamina, 962 00:44:12,843 --> 00:44:14,885 lugging that fucker around oughta do it. 963 00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:19,176 Kevin? 964 00:44:21,968 --> 00:44:23,385 The hell is that? 965 00:44:23,468 --> 00:44:24,885 I think it's your pants. 966 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,134 Hey. 967 00:44:33,218 --> 00:44:34,927 I'm glad to see you here. 968 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:35,843 Hi. 969 00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:37,885 Hi. 970 00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:39,259 Thanks. 971 00:44:41,885 --> 00:44:44,093 Uh, how's, uh, life at Patsy's? 972 00:44:44,176 --> 00:44:45,718 Eh, same old shit. 973 00:44:45,802 --> 00:44:47,968 Lily ran off with her boyfriend to Portland, 974 00:44:48,051 --> 00:44:50,760 oh, and Juan... he got picked up by ICE 975 00:44:50,843 --> 00:44:52,593 when he showed up at court for a DUI. 976 00:44:52,677 --> 00:44:55,510 Shit. Well, he's got a family, right? 977 00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:59,927 Yeah. Couple of kids. 978 00:45:00,009 --> 00:45:01,718 Oh, I wouldn't. 979 00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:04,301 Coffee at this meeting is shit. 980 00:45:11,677 --> 00:45:14,343 You might want to check out Al-Anon 981 00:45:14,426 --> 00:45:16,176 if you're not sure about AA. 982 00:45:16,259 --> 00:45:18,176 Couple of us go to both. 983 00:45:18,259 --> 00:45:20,343 It's for people who have family members who are drunks. 984 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,718 There's a flyer over there 985 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,218 with the rest of the literature. 986 00:45:25,301 --> 00:45:26,551 I'll check it out. 987 00:45:28,968 --> 00:45:30,134 Keep coming. 988 00:45:30,218 --> 00:45:31,843 It works. 989 00:45:41,468 --> 00:45:43,385 Hey. 990 00:45:43,468 --> 00:45:45,093 How you feeling? 991 00:45:46,718 --> 00:45:48,551 Boy, it was a mess in there. 992 00:45:48,635 --> 00:45:50,426 Took six plates and 18 screws, 993 00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:52,385 but I think we got Humpty Dumpty 994 00:45:52,468 --> 00:45:53,385 put back together again. 995 00:45:53,468 --> 00:45:54,426 Pain. 996 00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:55,885 To be expected, 997 00:45:55,968 --> 00:45:57,718 but pain is your friend, okay? 998 00:45:57,802 --> 00:45:59,802 It's the body's way of letting you know 999 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:02,134 it needs time to rest and to heal. 1000 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:03,301 Drugs. 1001 00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,301 Drugs. 1002 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:09,593 Yeah. 1003 00:46:09,677 --> 00:46:11,176 How'd it go? 1004 00:46:11,259 --> 00:46:12,760 Uh, great. 1005 00:46:12,843 --> 00:46:14,760 It was a distal intra-articular fracture. 1006 00:46:14,843 --> 00:46:16,677 Uh, extended up into the femoral shaft. 1007 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,718 Difficult separating the lateral... 1008 00:46:17,802 --> 00:46:18,927 Yeah, that's wonderful. 1009 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:20,968 When can we boot his ass out? 1010 00:46:21,051 --> 00:46:22,593 Discharge him from the hospital? 1011 00:46:22,677 --> 00:46:23,885 Tonight, perhaps? 1012 00:46:23,968 --> 00:46:25,760 Admin is refusing him a bed. 1013 00:46:25,843 --> 00:46:26,885 Drugs! 1014 00:46:26,968 --> 00:46:28,426 In the past 15 years, 1015 00:46:28,510 --> 00:46:29,593 Mr. Gallagher has run up 1016 00:46:29,677 --> 00:46:31,301 over $85,000 1017 00:46:31,385 --> 00:46:33,259 in unpaid bills at this hospital alone, 1018 00:46:33,343 --> 00:46:35,385 not to mention another $32,000 1019 00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:37,343 in outpatient services. 1020 00:46:37,426 --> 00:46:39,301 But he's facing three to six months 1021 00:46:39,385 --> 00:46:41,802 of recovery. Rehab, physical therapy... 1022 00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:43,635 So we're agreed. Tonight, then? 1023 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,134 He's still too weak. 1024 00:46:45,218 --> 00:46:48,009 I need drugs! 1025 00:46:48,093 --> 00:46:49,718 More drugs! 1026 00:46:49,802 --> 00:46:51,385 He seems to be regaining 1027 00:46:51,468 --> 00:46:52,301 his strength. 1028 00:46:54,134 --> 00:46:55,968 Just pump him full of IV antibiotics 1029 00:46:56,051 --> 00:46:57,927 and schedule a follow-up. Send him home 1030 00:46:58,009 --> 00:47:00,635 with 20 Oxy. He'll be happy as a clam. 1031 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:02,635 Not to worry, doctor. 1032 00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:05,218 Only two things will be left roaming the Earth 1033 00:47:05,301 --> 00:47:06,718 after the next apocalypse: 1034 00:47:06,802 --> 00:47:09,301 cockroaches and Frank Gallagher. 1035 00:47:12,843 --> 00:47:15,510 Pain. I'm feeling pain. 1036 00:47:23,802 --> 00:47:24,968 Hey. 1037 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,718 Hi. 1038 00:47:40,426 --> 00:47:43,259 That dinner? 1039 00:47:43,343 --> 00:47:44,510 Yeah. 1040 00:47:44,593 --> 00:47:46,051 Wasn't much in there. 1041 00:47:49,802 --> 00:47:50,927 A baby? 1042 00:47:51,009 --> 00:47:52,134 Maybe. 1043 00:47:55,426 --> 00:47:56,677 Wanna talk about it? 1044 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,051 No. 1045 00:47:58,134 --> 00:47:59,218 Not really. 1046 00:48:02,468 --> 00:48:04,635 Sorry I missed the meeting this morning. 1047 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:07,593 I got stuck taking Frank to the hospital. 1048 00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,760 You got to a meeting today, though? 1049 00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:13,343 I did, over at the rec center. 1050 00:48:13,426 --> 00:48:14,426 Good. 1051 00:48:18,051 --> 00:48:20,426 What's that? 1052 00:48:20,510 --> 00:48:22,426 It's a Al-Anon flyer. 1053 00:48:22,510 --> 00:48:24,385 It's... I picked it up at the meeting. 1054 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,551 Twenty questions to see if Al-Anon 1055 00:48:26,635 --> 00:48:28,009 could be right for you. 1056 00:48:28,093 --> 00:48:29,802 Yeah, how'd you do? 1057 00:48:29,885 --> 00:48:32,385 Perfect score. Twenty out of 20. 1058 00:48:32,468 --> 00:48:34,343 "Have holidays or gatherings 1059 00:48:34,426 --> 00:48:37,176 ever been spoiled by a loved one's drinking?" 1060 00:48:37,259 --> 00:48:38,718 Yeah. 1061 00:48:38,802 --> 00:48:40,259 "Have you ever called the police 1062 00:48:40,343 --> 00:48:41,760 for fear of abuse?" 1063 00:48:41,843 --> 00:48:44,218 The best ones are at the bottom. 1064 00:48:44,301 --> 00:48:47,176 "Do you feel more alive in the midst of a crisis?" 1065 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:48,718 Mm-hmm. 1066 00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:50,593 "Are you uneasy when your life 1067 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,885 is going smoothly?" Mm-hmm. 1068 00:48:52,968 --> 00:48:54,802 And my personal favorite: 1069 00:48:54,885 --> 00:48:56,426 "Do you care for others easily, 1070 00:48:56,510 --> 00:48:58,802 but find it difficult to care for yourself?" 1071 00:49:01,343 --> 00:49:04,802 You might need to start going to two groups a day now. 1072 00:49:04,885 --> 00:49:09,468 Yeah. It's fucked up. 1073 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,885 I was doing so well for a while. 1074 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,802 I really thought I had a chance. 1075 00:49:17,593 --> 00:49:19,301 You do have a chance. 1076 00:49:24,426 --> 00:49:27,927 I don't know if I believe that anymore. 1077 00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:33,093 I don't know what happened. 1078 00:49:33,176 --> 00:49:35,843 It just all fell apart so fast. 1079 00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:47,551 I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now. 1080 00:49:47,635 --> 00:49:51,385 Only thing you can do. 1081 00:49:51,468 --> 00:49:54,426 You get back up. 1082 00:49:54,510 --> 00:49:56,551 You start over. 1083 00:49:58,510 --> 00:49:59,551 It's that easy, huh? 1084 00:49:59,635 --> 00:50:02,885 No, it's fucking hard, 1085 00:50:02,968 --> 00:50:04,593 but you're strong. 1086 00:50:06,927 --> 00:50:08,510 Are you sure? 1087 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:12,635 Yeah. 1088 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:15,051 I'm sure. 1089 00:50:25,385 --> 00:50:26,760 All right. Shit. 1090 00:50:26,843 --> 00:50:29,009 I got to go work. 1091 00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:30,677 Yeah, you got a new job? 1092 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,551 Yeah. 1093 00:50:32,635 --> 00:50:34,093 Nights at the Valero. 1094 00:50:34,176 --> 00:50:37,093 Ho, ho! Starting from the top, huh? 1095 00:50:37,176 --> 00:50:39,468 Hey, um, did you ever find Liam today? 1096 00:50:39,551 --> 00:50:41,134 No, but Debbie was here 1097 00:50:41,218 --> 00:50:43,093 most of the day. She might have. 1098 00:50:43,176 --> 00:50:45,510 All right. 1099 00:50:45,593 --> 00:50:48,134 ♪ Don't mean I'm gonna let go ♪ 1100 00:50:48,218 --> 00:50:51,051 ♪ Not gonna lay down die here ♪ 1101 00:50:51,134 --> 00:50:53,093 ♪ There's blood still running ♪ 1102 00:51:00,635 --> 00:51:02,134 One of your sisters again? 1103 00:51:02,218 --> 00:51:04,468 Nope. Brother. 1104 00:51:07,885 --> 00:51:10,468 - Is that Chris Rock? - No. 1105 00:51:10,551 --> 00:51:12,968 Look, that lady's about to shoot that dude in the head. 1106 00:51:13,051 --> 00:51:15,301 I'm going up now, Todd. You boys don't forget 1107 00:51:15,385 --> 00:51:17,134 to brush your teeth and say your prayers. 1108 00:51:17,218 --> 00:51:18,635 Yes, ma'am. We won't. 1109 00:51:18,718 --> 00:51:20,301 Your services are no longer needed... 1110 00:51:20,385 --> 00:51:21,593 Look. 1111 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,718 - Oh! - Oh, damn. 1112 00:51:31,385 --> 00:51:33,593 Keep this closed and don't open it for anyone. 1113 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,301 One inch thick. Can stop a shotgun 1114 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,510 at point-blank range. 1115 00:51:38,593 --> 00:51:39,968 Does it need to? 1116 00:51:40,051 --> 00:51:41,635 Hasn't happened in a couple years. 1117 00:51:41,718 --> 00:51:44,510 If you have to pee, wait till no one's in the store, 1118 00:51:44,593 --> 00:51:46,259 come out, lock the front, and then do your business. 1119 00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:48,093 No lunch break, but owner doesn't mind 1120 00:51:48,176 --> 00:51:49,176 if you eat a burrito 1121 00:51:49,259 --> 00:51:51,468 or whatever. 1122 00:51:51,551 --> 00:51:52,218 You got it? 1123 00:51:52,301 --> 00:51:53,760 Yeah, I think so. 1124 00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:54,968 Darian comes in at 6:00. 1125 00:51:55,051 --> 00:51:58,343 He's late sometimes, but he'll show. 1126 00:51:58,426 --> 00:52:02,259 ♪ I'm taking my time before this life ends ♪ 1127 00:52:02,343 --> 00:52:04,760 ♪ I've been giving everything ♪ 1128 00:52:04,843 --> 00:52:06,843 ♪ I'm taking my time ♪ 1129 00:52:06,927 --> 00:52:09,301 ♪ Before this life ends ♪ 1130 00:52:15,968 --> 00:52:20,593 ♪ I've been giving everything I love ♪ 1131 00:52:22,718 --> 00:52:23,885 ♪ It's so good ♪ 1132 00:52:26,134 --> 00:52:27,968 Hey. The fuck's wrong with you? 1133 00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:29,968 Leave me alone, Carl. 1134 00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:34,635 ♪ Silly self-made man ♪ 1135 00:52:36,510 --> 00:52:41,385 ♪ Got 18 castles in the sand ♪ 1136 00:52:41,468 --> 00:52:46,134 ♪ Without a love it's no good ♪ 1137 00:52:46,218 --> 00:52:50,593 ♪ It's no good ♪ 1138 00:52:52,218 --> 00:52:54,259 She doesn't love me. 1139 00:52:54,343 --> 00:52:56,009 Who? 1140 00:52:56,093 --> 00:52:59,051 Kelly. 1141 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:02,760 I tried to kiss her, and she... 1142 00:53:06,093 --> 00:53:08,718 Why can't anyone ever love me? 1143 00:53:08,802 --> 00:53:11,259 Come on. That's not true. 1144 00:53:11,343 --> 00:53:13,009 It is. 1145 00:53:13,093 --> 00:53:14,510 Franny loves you. 1146 00:53:14,593 --> 00:53:16,635 That doesn't fucking count. 1147 00:53:20,385 --> 00:53:22,343 Someone shot at me today. 1148 00:53:22,426 --> 00:53:23,343 What? 1149 00:53:23,426 --> 00:53:25,426 Yeah, at work. 1150 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:28,051 I fucked him up. 1151 00:53:28,134 --> 00:53:29,301 The cops come? 1152 00:53:29,385 --> 00:53:31,968 Yeah. Said I did a good job, 1153 00:53:32,051 --> 00:53:34,218 but probably should've just given him the money. 1154 00:53:34,301 --> 00:53:36,009 It was only, like, 120 bucks. 1155 00:53:37,843 --> 00:53:40,093 No shit. You don't want 1156 00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:42,343 to take a bullet for Captain Bob. 1157 00:53:42,426 --> 00:53:45,051 Guess I just kind of went crazy on the dude 1158 00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:47,468 after Kelly broke up with me, 1159 00:53:47,551 --> 00:53:51,927 and getting that rejection letter from West Point. 1160 00:53:52,009 --> 00:53:54,051 You got a letter from West Point? 1161 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:56,051 Yeah. 1162 00:53:56,134 --> 00:53:58,426 Didn't even make it past the first cut. 1163 00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:03,343 ♪ My moves are a never-ending smile ♪ 1164 00:54:03,426 --> 00:54:05,301 Sorry. 1165 00:54:05,385 --> 00:54:06,468 Yeah. 1166 00:54:06,551 --> 00:54:09,051 Me, too. 1167 00:54:09,134 --> 00:54:11,635 You know you'll find somebody. 1168 00:54:11,718 --> 00:54:13,551 You think so? 1169 00:54:13,635 --> 00:54:15,927 Yeah, definitely. 1170 00:54:16,009 --> 00:54:18,718 Kelly's a bitch. She likes to break hearts. 1171 00:54:18,802 --> 00:54:20,093 She is a bitch. 1172 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:24,134 Yeah, we should go fuck her up. 1173 00:54:24,218 --> 00:54:27,259 She'd kick both our asses. 1174 00:54:31,218 --> 00:54:33,760 I'm glad you didn't get shot. 1175 00:54:33,843 --> 00:54:35,635 Yeah, me too. 1176 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:49,259 Is that Jesus? 1177 00:54:57,968 --> 00:54:59,677 Here you go. 1178 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,718 Thanks. 1179 00:55:12,718 --> 00:55:13,760 Fiona? 1180 00:55:15,718 --> 00:55:17,802 Holy fuck. 1181 00:55:19,635 --> 00:55:20,760 Hi, Max. 1182 00:55:23,677 --> 00:55:25,176 $8.52. 1183 00:55:27,385 --> 00:55:28,593 How've you been? 1184 00:55:31,259 --> 00:55:32,718 I've been better. 1185 00:55:32,802 --> 00:55:33,602 Yeah. 1186 00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:38,009 Uh, listen, I was meaning to call you. 1187 00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:41,176 The zoning on that lot you're a partner in got approved. 1188 00:55:41,259 --> 00:55:44,426 Looks like the nursing home's still gonna purchase it. 1189 00:55:44,510 --> 00:55:47,259 You know, we still have some due diligence to do, 1190 00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:50,677 but should close the next six, maybe 12 months. 1191 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,677 And can I get 50 bucks on six? 1192 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,051 Uh... 1193 00:55:57,385 --> 00:55:58,551 I don't remember exactly how much 1194 00:55:58,635 --> 00:55:59,593 you have in the partnership. 1195 00:55:59,677 --> 00:56:02,385 Something around $90,000? 1196 00:56:02,468 --> 00:56:03,718 S... $100,000. 1197 00:56:07,426 --> 00:56:09,551 What if I bought you out now? 1198 00:56:11,468 --> 00:56:12,802 - What? - Yeah. 1199 00:56:12,885 --> 00:56:14,176 That way, you don't have to wait a year 1200 00:56:14,259 --> 00:56:15,677 for your money, and I don't have 1201 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,677 to waste my time hunting down your next of kin 1202 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,718 after you get shot selling cheap wine out of this box. 1203 00:56:22,093 --> 00:56:23,677 Still have the same phone number? 1204 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,802 Yeah. 1205 00:56:24,885 --> 00:56:28,176 Good. 1206 00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:31,426 I'll call you in the morning. We'll get it done. 1207 00:56:48,301 --> 00:56:51,134 ♪ I wake up ♪ 1208 00:56:51,218 --> 00:56:53,426 ♪ Waiting for you ♪ 1209 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:55,343 ♪ I try ♪ 1210 00:56:58,426 --> 00:57:01,426 - Got it? - Yup, I got this one. 1211 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:13,134 Let's go. 1212 00:57:23,927 --> 00:57:25,134 Hello? 1213 00:57:30,218 --> 00:57:31,635 Hello! 1214 00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:37,802 Fuck. 1215 00:57:39,551 --> 00:57:42,259 ♪ Wake up waiting for you ♪ 1216 00:57:44,343 --> 00:57:47,134 ♪ I try hard ♪ 1217 00:57:47,218 --> 00:57:48,134 ♪ To start anew ♪