1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,426 In previous episodes... 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,219 You're great. A goddess. 3 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:12,846 There should be beautiful wedding and wedding dresses. 4 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,973 I'm just not a guy bring it to me. 5 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,391 This guy is a monster. 6 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,768 He likes to fuck women, 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,855 then tell them that he just wanted a one night stand. 8 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:24,107 Everyone, this is interesting when arguing, but... 9 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,109 Oh my God! Won't to nowhere, right? 10 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,152 Star? 11 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,862 He can't go back and forth with anyone else. 12 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,239 Congratulations, Karen. I don't know how she does it, but... 13 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:32,157 Why? 14 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,284 I will love you until time stops. 15 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,119 But I can't be my husband again. 16 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,620 Then you're lucky. 17 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,830 What now? 18 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,832 I'm here, lying still, 19 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,125 don't move. 20 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,793 Here, tonight, have dinner with me. 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,254 Damn, the truth sounds better. 22 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,509 Hurry up, tell him "I love you." 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,303 Just once, tell me. 24 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,471 Go home already. 25 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,306 - I see! - Oh my God! Oh my god. 26 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,807 I think it's because of the pills. 27 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,434 - What medicine? - You probably shouldn't drink it. 28 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:01,061 I took anti-depressants. 29 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,771 How many pills should I take? 30 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,105 Not more than you. 31 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,940 What...what did you do? 32 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,486 Carrie, what did you do? 33 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,405 Just do what I force you to do. 34 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,574 Please say you love me. 35 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,029 - Hello. - Greet. 36 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,989 Can I buy you a drink? 37 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,991 Um, I think it's okay. 38 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,910 Hank. 39 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,078 And? 40 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,330 And...nice to meet me? 41 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,832 Um... 42 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,166 I'm not sure, but now 43 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,709 You should tell me your name. 44 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,461 Why should I do that? 45 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,588 Because that's what we do in a civilized society. 46 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,298 It separates us from the monkeys. 47 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,300 And people from Long Island. 48 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:19,180 - Karen. - Why did you do that? 49 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,765 Not the name I was expecting. 50 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,101 Star? What are you waiting for? 51 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,269 A more exotic name. 52 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,229 I mean, you look like a Sasha. 53 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,106 Or...a pasha. 54 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,482 Pasha? 55 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,733 Roughly an "Asha". 56 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,235 Sorry to disappoint you. 57 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,695 I'm not disappointed. 58 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,030 I mean, If I were more eager, 59 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,408 Giant men's sized underwear Mine will get wet. 60 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,118 That's a shame. 61 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:41,786 - So gross. - Still loved. 62 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,621 Not necessarily. 63 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,998 Shall I fill it up? 64 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,002 How do you feel, Hank? 65 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:54,257 Because I'm starting to feel it really intrigued. 66 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,593 What did you do? 67 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,928 Just do what I force you to do... 68 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,807 Please say you love me. 69 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,278 Hello. 70 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,865 I love you. 71 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,909 I'll let some light into the room. 72 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,913 Hey, tell me... 73 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,835 What do you remember? Huh? 74 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,254 I remember everything...Karen. 75 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,381 Are not. Back that night. 76 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,091 I never... 77 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,885 He didn't come to dinner. 78 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,887 I keep calling you. He didn't pick up the phone. 79 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,848 I'm so worried, so I drove to Charlie's house. 80 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,600 When I arrived, the door was already open. 81 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:48,645 And that...is where I found you. 82 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:51,856 And her. 83 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,943 - Carrie? - That's right. 84 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,987 I didn't sleep with her, Karen. I swear. 85 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,532 - That's not important. - It's very important. 86 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,455 She made him drink a cup. 87 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,958 An extremely strong cup. 88 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,793 That's probably it. 89 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,670 Are you okay? 90 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,047 He has been in a coma for several days. 91 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,674 But doctor... 92 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,302 The doctor thinks he will be okay. 93 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,513 Too bad for you. 94 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,517 What about her? 95 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,160 Hank? 96 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,581 You don't remember me, do you? 97 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,375 I had dinner once. 98 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,335 You are her friend. 99 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,170 Melissa, right? 100 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,338 Sarah. 101 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,841 Sarah. I'm sorry. 102 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,635 - I'm sorry. - Never mind. 103 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,346 We can interchangeable, right? 104 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,598 No, that's...not me. 105 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,684 I...I don't think so. 106 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,519 YES. 107 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:13,896 How is she? 108 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,648 Ah, um... 109 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,109 She is on life support since admission. 110 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,696 There are no signs of progress. 111 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,072 But there were no signs at all. 112 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,034 She is dead. 113 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,703 We are just waiting Her parents removed the breathing tube. 114 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,413 See, unlike you, 115 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,248 they will be very miserable if you let her go. 116 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,044 She loves you, Hank. 117 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,296 Despite all evidence to the contrary, 118 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,548 she thought you are my other half. 119 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,175 No matter how many times I told her 120 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,010 that you should forget me and break up, 121 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,636 she still refused to do so. 122 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,222 I just hope he disappointed her 123 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,224 a little softer. 124 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,976 A little earlier. 125 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,939 How dare you! 126 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,566 Get out of here now! 127 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,651 Or do you want to wait? until her parents arrive? 128 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,487 Because they will be here any moment. 129 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:08,076 - Honey, are you okay? - No, it's okay. 130 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,452 Just leave me alone. 131 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,094 Take it easy, man. 132 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,970 You're about to get drunk. Thank God. 133 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,305 You know what that means. 134 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,224 Next, is unconsciousness. 135 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,767 I should have passed out sooner, 136 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,602 But what woman? 137 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,270 Won't you come and buy medicine with me? 138 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,647 I just want to get you out. 139 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,357 Get rid of that disgusting smell. 140 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,152 I like my disgusting smell. 141 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,822 Kind of like a dirty obsession. 142 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:51,160 So I have a suggestion for you! 143 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,749 Don't want to laugh? Every time I say that, he laughs. 144 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,293 I'm not in the mood to laugh these days. 145 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,711 Work too. 146 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,380 That thought made me tremble. 147 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,007 No, actually, nervous is more accurate. 148 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,884 Have you ever been that nervous, Charlie? 149 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,345 - Yes. - Sure. 150 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,764 I've been home for a week, Hank. 151 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,349 You're lucky to be alive. 152 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,767 But now he still sits and burns his liver. 153 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,144 Right. 154 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,063 I'm working on a new novel! 155 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,649 Great! Really? 156 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,359 Really, it's about a miserable scum 157 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,402 drink to death. 158 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,736 I'm still researching. 159 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,531 You have to get through this. 160 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,074 You must forgive yourself. 161 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,492 I don't have to do anything else 162 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,369 secluded and died as a despicable person. 163 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,079 This is not your fault. 164 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,956 She is so crazy! 165 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,833 She tried to kill you, Hank. 166 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,547 Damned! 167 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,882 Why are you hitting me? 168 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,508 Don't talk about her like that. 169 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,135 That bitch wants to kill you, 170 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,470 but he protected her. 171 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,013 My best friend wants to help me, 172 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,598 but he punched him in the face. 173 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,057 You're a bastard, you know that? 174 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,143 Sounds about right. 175 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,777 I see finally How will we be? 176 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,030 Listen, you're amazing, okay? 177 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,615 It's just you... 178 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,451 Hurry up, say it already. 179 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,411 - Say it. - Sorry? 180 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,871 Sorry Nancy. 181 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,581 Just say it straight up and say you want to dump her. 182 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,957 The best he could do. 183 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,918 Thank. Thanks for the advice, old man. 184 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,336 Hey, I might be old. 185 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:24,837 But not that old 186 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,048 can't slap his scrotum in the face. 187 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,716 My dad always said that to me. 188 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:31,010 - Oh, a good father. - Yes, he's right. 189 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,637 If you're going to kick me, just say so. 190 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,930 Hooray, girl. 191 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,223 I didn't intend to do that. 192 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,099 Yeah, you're wasting my time, 193 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,935 If you're not serious about us, 194 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,645 - then I need to know. - Need to know! 195 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,606 You know... 196 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,691 I wish you would let me finish talking. 197 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,951 You bastard. 198 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,328 He ruined it my proposal. 199 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,915 Alright. 200 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,901 Dad? 201 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,444 Dead! 202 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,572 Dad smells so good. 203 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,913 Hi, what's up, man? 204 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,710 Guess? I'm the tooth fairy, okay? 205 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:49,630 We will work this out like two men. 206 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,173 Is that Okay? 207 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,759 No screaming? 208 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,219 Okay? 209 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,683 I think you'll see enough. 210 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,196 Luckily I have easy-going neighbors. 211 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,115 I don't know How easy-going they are. 212 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,410 They left the bedroom door open My child opened it. 213 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,621 Luckily he didn't do anything with that kid. 214 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,081 How could I do that? 215 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,499 I do not know. 216 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,834 It's dark. He's drunk. 217 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,127 That whole thing, Hank. 218 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,297 You need a brain exam, Charlie. 219 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,715 - Hand. - I'm not sure. 220 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,675 But it's clear he has a mental disorder. 221 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,303 Raise your hands to the sky. It's time to go to bed. 222 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,933 Oh, don't forget your pants. 223 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,313 Oh my god! 224 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,815 When was the last time you washed your socks, Hank? 225 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,359 Huh? Even bathing. 226 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,111 I think the nurse bathed me at the hospital. 227 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,780 But maybe I'm dreaming. 228 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,074 You have to wake up, man. 229 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,867 What should I do, Charlie? 230 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,912 And even when wide awake, 231 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,622 So what do you think I should do? 232 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,831 You make Karen worry. 233 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,958 - Becca too. - They will be happier without me. 234 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,293 Both. 235 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,461 I just know how to destroy them. 236 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,671 Now I just want to sleep. 237 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,341 Sleep until I can't sleep anymore. 238 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,636 Then do it yourself sleepy again. 239 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,100 Can you at least give me your number? 240 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,560 You know, it's your number. May I ask for your number? 241 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,396 Do you like me saying that? Numbers, like babies? 242 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,231 You're not used to being rejected, are you? 243 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,691 Exactly. Normal I don't care much. 244 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,235 But tonight it happened again, I don't understand. 245 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,364 - Hank. - I'm here. 246 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,491 I have a boyfriend. 247 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,742 Of course she has. 248 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,202 How can you not have it? 249 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,121 But I think If we both think together 250 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,789 then you will overcome that obstacle. 251 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,083 I have faith in us. 252 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,709 I have to go back here. 253 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,129 Nice to meet you. 254 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,548 I'm also very happy to meet you. 255 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,341 Good night. 256 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,760 Good morning...Karen. 257 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,402 - Karen. - Leave that poor girl alone. 258 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,408 What if she is half of my life? 259 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,909 Oh god, stop it. 260 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,619 Then you will make her suffer. 261 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,788 Who knows? 262 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,540 She can, you know... 263 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,512 3.5 meters with toilet, Hank. 264 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,889 3.5 meters. 265 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,891 Seems a bit too far. 266 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,436 - You wake up really early. - Where did I sleep? 267 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,062 Of course not. 268 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,274 I can't Drink enough to get drunk, Charlie. 269 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,609 Speaking of that, 270 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,943 We're out of alcoholic drinks. 271 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,528 Hurry up. Go to the car. 272 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,155 - We'll go buy it. - Leave me alone. 273 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,115 You are the manager. Do you have to go buy it? 274 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,743 Get in the car quickly! 275 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,620 We will go sightseeing. 276 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,426 Delicious! 277 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,187 This. 278 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,820 This liquor store looks so strange. 279 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,493 Welcome, you two Board Air Force 69. 280 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,619 Yes, thanks. 281 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,496 Hank Moody! 282 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,289 Oh, I must be drunk. 283 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,582 Is that Atticus Fetch? 284 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,586 Baudelaire, Bukowski, and Oscar Wilde 285 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,839 all gathered in a very talented writer. 286 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,049 With respect. 287 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,634 Remember to engrave it on my tombstone. 288 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,427 Ready to hit the road with me? 289 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,513 It depends. Is it a domestic flight? 290 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,974 Don't know my passport Is it still expired? Still? 291 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,684 What's wrong with him? 292 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,894 Well, he's still a little drunk. 293 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,063 This raises a question: 294 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,899 Why don't I get a little drunk now? 295 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,318 Know what it is? 296 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,570 Black Hawk Down movie? 297 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,946 It's Sudan. 298 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,698 It's my own satellite station. 299 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,075 If I witness a crime against humanity, 300 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,995 I will pick up the phone and report. 301 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,788 Or write a song about it. 302 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,248 It's terrible 303 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,750 when witnessed The government bombs its own people. 304 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,753 Know the reason Are you here, Hank? 305 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,840 I don't even know the reason Why am I still alive? 306 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,675 The madness called Love 307 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,635 is my wife's favorite movie. 308 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,970 Yeah, sorry to hear that. 309 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,354 Sorry, but I don't think 310 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,939 you can get to the dock right now. 311 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441 Not related to you honey. 312 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,693 He was just too excited meet this guy. 313 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,320 Thank you, Atticus. 314 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,488 To touch your precious penis is an honor and a privilege 315 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,573 which I am lucky to have. 316 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,074 You're welcome, honey. 317 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,873 Personally, I hate this game. 318 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,463 I think that's the trend Absolute nonsense in Hollywood. 319 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:28,218 My old wife, she loves it, she loves it so much. 320 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,054 How does she feel about groping? 321 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,306 Touching is different. 322 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,557 I don't think so. 323 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,434 Groping doesn't count. 324 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,977 Yes. 325 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,440 I want to be different. 326 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,570 I can see from both sides. 327 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,572 Oh, yes. 328 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,409 I told you, "If I want to do this, 329 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,954 Get me, man wrote that book." 330 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,664 I'm here now. What to do? 331 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,290 God Hates Us All. 332 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,292 I liked that book so much. 333 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,252 That's when I understood it all. 334 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,880 It's no different God came down from heaven 335 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,343 and placed the giant ribbed scrotum on my face. 336 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,886 And after He left, 337 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,306 it leaves a mark as an idea. 338 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,225 Turn it into a rock masterpiece! 339 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,812 Like Tommy, Hair or Jesus Christ Superstar. 340 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,397 I mean if the Bono guy sucks 341 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,941 even acted in the musical Spider-Man, 342 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,234 I can do it too. 343 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,194 Doing what? 344 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,613 The madness called Love. 345 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,116 Hank, they're going to adapt into a musical on Broadway. 346 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:35,160 - Oh, what a terrible idea. - I said so too! 347 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,121 But if you and I work together, 348 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,164 I think we can make it really good. 349 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,959 He wrote the script, I wrote the music and lyrics. 350 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,503 Let's create together An unprecedented masterpiece! 351 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,755 About...love. 352 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,757 Because love is all I need. 353 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,968 All the problems of this world 354 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,804 finally yes Face love directly. 355 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,433 And who do you think will win? 356 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,436 Love! 357 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,645 It's over, man! 358 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,731 Love conquers all! What do you think? 359 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,857 I don't think so. 360 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,316 - Think about it. - I thought. 361 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,487 He admires my music Like I'm a fan of your books? 362 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,697 Not necessarily. 363 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,449 Really, oh my god. 364 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,617 They told me you admire me very much. 365 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,369 Oh, they must have said it wrong. 366 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,038 And... 367 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,708 Why don't you admire me? 368 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,294 Ah, you are pretentious, short-sighted and complacent. 369 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,588 His rock music doesn't sound good anymore. 370 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,506 I just am your own shadow. 371 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,550 - Oh my god! - Die! 372 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,010 Dead? Because you asked for it. 373 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,178 Die! 374 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,618 Becca! 375 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,872 The bar is empty for a young girl. 376 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,249 I agree. 377 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,628 But I've arrived. Make me happy. 378 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,004 Pull up a chair. 379 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,756 I'll buy you a glass of sarsaparilla. 380 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,133 The owner, sarsaparilla. 381 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,844 Listen, dad... 382 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,097 I know what you're going through, Dad difficult times. 383 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,765 But dad makes me and my mother very worried. 384 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,391 Why doesn't anyone understand? 385 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,768 Dad doesn't want to talk about it. 386 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:26,688 Okay, so let's talk about you. 387 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,398 I have some good news, 388 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,900 and some...great news. 389 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,820 Tyler jumped in front of the bus 390 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,614 and his body was raped by zombies? 391 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,574 Tyler and his child broke up. 392 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,659 So cool! 393 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,619 Ah. Is that true? 394 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,038 When? Where was dad at that time? 395 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,082 In the hospital. 396 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,291 Then dad came home and was drunk. 397 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,335 Ah, right. 398 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,920 For a whole month. 399 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,047 Okay, now I remember. 400 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,092 How...how do you deal with it? 401 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,802 I'm fine. 402 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,220 I thought it was love. 403 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,555 Turns out it was just desire. 404 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,806 Yes... 405 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,434 I have a hunch it will happen again and again, 406 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,894 until it is stopped. 407 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,105 Honey, I... 408 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,983 smarter and more beautiful compared to my age... 409 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,110 and deserves a better father 410 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,612 a poor prophet sitting next to my child. 411 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,114 I know. 412 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,033 The problem is, I suffer but I continue to live. 413 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,411 - I hope my dad is like me. - YES. 414 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,913 Thank you. 415 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,040 What's the good news you're about to say? 416 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:31,003 I'm about to save up give dad a mountain of money. 417 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,754 I will quit school. 418 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,882 No, no way. 419 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,550 And this is great news. 420 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,969 I want to become a writer. 421 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,220 Why? 422 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,805 Being a writer is boring. 423 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,432 Everything you go through in life 424 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,142 leads me to this conclusion. 425 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,811 Whether good or bad, I am my father's daughter. 426 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,564 I want to become a shining person. 427 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,358 Laugh, love, drinking, making love. 428 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,694 And I want to start writing about it. 429 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,945 All. 430 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,198 Are not. Why did you become like that? 431 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,366 I thought Dad will be much more supportive. 432 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,701 Dad also dropped out of college. 433 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,036 Yes, six times. 434 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,163 Look at dad. Now dad is like a lost man. 435 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,207 I don't care what dad says. I will still do that. 436 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,834 - No way, Becca. - Why? 437 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,419 Because I'm your father, that's why. 438 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,004 Dad is so funny. Dad is like that. 439 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,090 My goodness, Becca. Respect your dad. 440 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,217 Is everything okay? 441 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,385 Go away. Go away now. 442 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,762 Hank, I'm warning you. 443 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,056 - Is the baby okay? - Mind your own business... 444 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,224 Want me to call someone? 445 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,350 I warned you. 446 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,186 Sorry. 447 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,021 He just lives to waste another day. 448 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,148 I'm out of tips. 449 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,985 I really like it Her book, Ophelia. 450 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,780 Her book has important meaning to me. 451 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,698 All my life, I have valued myself 452 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,034 through foolish men 453 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,371 which I spread my legs for them. 454 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,165 And not anymore, I tell you, never again. 455 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,750 Happy for you, Marcy. 456 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,126 What she said is very correct. 457 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,004 She doesn't need a man to be happy. 458 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,173 - I am a living proof. - See? 459 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,133 That's what but this skinny bitch 460 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,551 You have to go through it to experience it. 461 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,220 You're so nice. 462 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:06,056 But I don't think The fault is entirely men's. 463 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,474 It's their fault, Karen. 464 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,269 My entire thesis built on this idea. 465 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,521 Men are wild animals. 466 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,606 And they must be treated as such. 467 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,443 I think people are a bit excited. 468 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,987 Karen! 469 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,197 I need you to bandage this wound. 470 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,615 What's going on? What's going on? 471 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,409 I want to drink. It's good now. 472 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,744 I know I need to do it right away. 473 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,997 Oh, for God's sake. 474 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,165 - I'm sorry. - What happened? 475 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,084 Vagina Talk Show? 476 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,599 Damned. 477 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,560 It's better not to interfere. 478 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,061 That's right, Hank. 479 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,022 But this is also a loving gesture. 480 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,024 But it's not about abstaining from alcohol. 481 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,693 Exactly. It's about the story he found a way to return 482 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,403 make him drunk 483 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,487 we know and love. 484 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,197 We miss that guy, Hanky. 485 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,324 That's right, dad. 486 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,117 Dad got drunk a while ago but was fine. 487 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,702 And now I'm so scared. 488 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,495 Sullen. 489 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,705 And it stinks. 490 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,499 Thank you, daughter. 491 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,792 This has to end. 492 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,211 Consider it that way a trip, Hank. 493 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,546 Hey, look at that. 494 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,756 That's Happy Endings. 495 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,008 I think I'll get used to being there alone. 496 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,509 Dirty online movies begin 497 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,677 pull me back. 498 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,723 Have you watched Tubegalore yet? Have you ever experienced it? 499 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,767 It's a tornado, Hank. 500 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,269 A swirling black cauldron of sex. 501 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,396 The other morning I sat down at the computer, 502 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,690 I typed in "amateur bbw." 503 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,650 And by the time I pulled away, it was time for dinner. 504 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,110 - Oh my God. - What? 505 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,571 - So gross! - What? I'm telling the truth! 506 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,115 I don't believe it I used to sleep in the same bed with him. 507 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,410 And I couldn't believe she continued sleeping with her second ex-husband. 508 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,455 And I really couldn't believe it She rented a house again. 509 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,248 You evil, Charlie. 510 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,167 Want to see me cry? Because I'm about to cry. 511 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,668 Oh God, stop it! 512 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,754 It's not a small thing among the rich in LA! 513 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,465 The story of Hank and self-hatred his self! 514 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,176 Exactly. And if Hank not a dirty bastard 515 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,512 then he and Karen would still be together, 516 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,472 i.e. Karen and me not a pair 517 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,059 poor 40 year old roommate! 518 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,937 I thought you liked being in the same room as me. 519 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,188 I like it. 520 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,148 But I like the big house beautiful on the hill 521 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,775 mine is a little more. 522 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,361 But no, Stu had to ask That incompetent Mary Poppins 523 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:28,990 Worship your penis! 524 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,993 Sorry, Becca. 525 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,203 Whatever. 526 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:34,788 Let's get back to dad, shall we? 527 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,249 Maybe I should forgive and forget, right? 528 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,043 Just a blow job. Blowing the trumpet is just like shaking hands. 529 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,670 Or forgive him and come back 530 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,213 big beautiful house on the hill, 531 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,923 Then Stu and I will go see the doctor. 532 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,174 Spouses often do that. 533 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,384 Solve the problem together? 534 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,844 - Are not. - What do you think? 535 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,805 Thanks for your support, You selfish antelope! 536 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,890 Why are you so crazy now? 537 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,643 I do not know! I'm sorry! 538 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,187 Worst intervention ever. 539 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,941 Okay, Hank, let's keep it short. 540 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,609 He had to go to rehab. 541 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,862 If I could come, then you can do it too. 542 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,281 I have to quit drug addiction. 543 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,491 I'm just going to quit drinking. Women! 544 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,369 You die, you disgusting smurf. 545 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,871 And when I was awake, 546 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,622 You guys are selfish bastards. 547 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,332 Except for you, Becca. Dad loves you very much. 548 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,418 But about missing school, is downright nonsense. 549 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,753 What? What are you talking about? 550 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,757 I don't want to do that, Hank, 551 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,217 but I'm at my wit's end. 552 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,473 I took a bullet for you. 553 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,768 At least try to stay awake. For me, okay? 554 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,276 Dad, everyone's going crazy, 555 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,486 but they love dad. I love you, dad. 556 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,573 Dad, please stay awake and don't drink anymore. 557 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,535 Because sooner or later, Dad will kill himself. 558 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,621 Just because I'm older now 559 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,623 Doesn't mean I don't need you dad. 560 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,018 Hey man. 561 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:24,147 You don't even let me say my part. 562 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,483 You're so fucked up. 563 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,276 What do you want to say? Tell me. 564 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,487 That night we did in a wonderful place. 565 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,531 If we have the chance to go back there, 566 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,408 you have to wake up. 567 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,496 That's it. 568 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,539 That's all I can say. 569 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,916 The rest is up to you. 570 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,335 Can you tell me this? 571 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,837 Yes. 572 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,756 Even if that can make you sad? 573 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,341 So even better. 574 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,346 That evening, he was looking forward to it 575 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,389 have dinner with me. 576 00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,308 For the first time in a long time, 577 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,103 you and me, Looks like there's a chance again. 578 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:07,524 What he always wanted about to happen. 579 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,526 Then it all disappeared. 580 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:11,653 He was the last person to hurt her. 581 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,488 Break her heart. 582 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:15,907 Indescribable How bad it made him feel. 583 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,993 And now it hurts to realize, 584 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,787 he doesn't know himself can go back to that feeling... 585 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,080 with me or not. 586 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:28,503 What scared him was, I don't know if I can or not. 587 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,090 You will have that feeling again 588 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,967 if you want. 589 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,264 And in the meantime, 590 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:42,642 Maybe I'll just dare to dream for the two of us. 591 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:52,944 Good night, Karen. 592 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,680 Hey, Bukowski! 593 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,516 It's very cold outside. Come up here. 594 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,310 I'll make you coffee. 595 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,189 Hey, I feel like I should tell you that... 596 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:31,816 I won't sleep with you. 597 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,327 Hank, it's time for a team meeting. 598 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:45,288 - Ten minutes, okay? - Okay. 599 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,998 Welcome to Happy Endings.