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(WAVES CRASHING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CREAKING)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SCRAPING)
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(SCRAPING)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(SEABIRD CAWING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago--
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Come on!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SCRAPING)
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(CLANKS)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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one unlucky sailor
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fell under an ancient
wicked curse.
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And thusly, he became known
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as the dreaded
Flying Dutchman.
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(THUNDER BREAKING)
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Legend has it,
the only way to lift his curse
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is through the pure heart
of an innocent.
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Henceforth,
the Flying Dutchman
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is doomed
to wander the seas
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in search of
this magical soul.
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A precious youth
with an innocent mind.
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Will he find this soul?
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(THUNDER BREAKING)
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(ECHOING) Does such
a soul even exist?
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(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
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SPOOKY KIDS:
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
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♪ Under the sea? ♪
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(FLYING DUTCHMAN
LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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(CROWING)
(CALM HAWAIIAN MUSIC)
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(JELLYFISH BUZZING)
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(SNORING) Meow. Meow. Meow.
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(SNORING)
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(CLOCK TICKING)
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(DINGS, CUCKOOS)
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(HORN BLARES)
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RADIO DJ:
Good morning!
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This is Rocket Fuel Randy
on BKNI 101,
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and I got the jet fuel
to get you rocking.
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Are you ready
to get the day started?
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SINGER ON RADIO:
♪ Chicka-chickahh ♪
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I'm ready.
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(OH YEAH BY YELLO
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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Wah! Wah! Ooh!
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RADIO DJ: Big things
are happening today.
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Today's the day!
I just know it.
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Things feel different.
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My whole life is
about to change.
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Meow.
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I know I said that
yesterday, Gary.
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Meow.
And the day before.
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Meow.
And a bunch of days
before that.
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But today is different.
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(FANTASTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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RADIO DJ: Big things in store.
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(SQUEAKS)
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(CRANKING)
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Well, what's it say, Gary?
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Meow.
What? That can't be.
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Meow.
Gary, what's it really say?
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Meow-ow.
(ANGRILY) Gary.
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Meow.
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Whoo!
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Do you know
what this means?
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Meow.
For the last time,
we are not rehoming you.
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No, this means
I'm exactly 36 clams high!
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Meow.
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I know it doesn't seem
like much, Gary,
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but that half a clam I grew
changes everything.
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Meow.
That's right, Gary-licious.
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Everyone's gonna look at me
in a brand new way.
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(FEET SCREECHING)
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(CLICKS)
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ICE SPICE: (RAPPING)
♪ Big guy, big guy
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♪ Big, big guy
Big guy
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Because now...
I'm a big guy.
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ICE SPICE:
♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay
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♪ Big things 'bout
to happen today
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♪ I woke up feeling
a brand new way
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♪ Big, big guy
Big guy
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Big guy!
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ICE SPICE:
♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay
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♪ Tight fit, square hips
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♪ Doing a dance
in my big guy pants
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Big guy.
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ICE SPICE:
♪ SpongeBob Big Guy
Pants okay ♪
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Big guy.
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ICE SPICE:
♪ Ain't a jellyfish,
but I'm the catch
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(GRUNTING)
♪ Feel like that fish
so I'm puffing my chest ♪
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Big guy.
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(GRUNTS)
(RAP SONG ENDS)
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Well, catch you later,
Gare Bear.
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I'm off to do
some important stuff
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that only big guys like me
are allowed to do.
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Uh...
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Whew. We're gonna need
a bigger doorway.
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Meow.
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Morning,
Squidward!
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Want to hear
my big news?
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Oh, sure.
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Let me go mark some time
on my calendar.
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Hmph!
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Great! Let me know when!
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(WHISTLING)
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Good morning, Patrick!
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Good morning!
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Who are you?
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Patrick, it's me!
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(GRUNTING)
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Grandma?
You're upside down!
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No, Patrick,
it's me, SpongeBob.
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You can't be SpongeBob.
He's far more diminutive.
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He's what?
Of reduced stature.
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Come again?
Vertically challenged.
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Say what now?
He's shorter.
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Patrick, I can't
believe all I do
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is grow a half
a barnacle overnight,
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and now
I'm 36 clams tall,
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and you don't even recognize
your best friend!
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Did you say
you're 36 clams tall?
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(SOBBING) Yes!
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(STRAINING)
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You're a big guy now!
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This guy's
a big guy!
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So big!
Really big!
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Big, big, big!
Guy, guy, guy!
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Big, big, big!
Guy, guy, guy!
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Big, big, big!
Guy, guy, guy!
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(GROANS)
(THUDS)
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Look out, everyone.
Really big.
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Really guy.
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Hey, Sandy, notice anything
different about me?
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(PANTING)
Howdy, SpongeBob.
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Did you get
a new pair of shoes?
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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PLANKTON: Ouch!
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Hi, Plankton!
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Watch where you're going,
you big dummy!
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Oh! Thanks for noticing.
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Wait, no! Ow!
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Patrick, I've never felt
so respected before.
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Get used to it,
buddy.
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And do you know
what the best part
of being a big guy is?
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(CHUCKLES)
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What is it, Patrick?
No, I'm asking.
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It means I finally
get to do
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what every little guy
dreams of doing
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when they grow up.
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You don't mean...
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That's right.
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Ride the big guy
roller coaster
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at Captain Booty Beard's
Fun Park!
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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
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This calls for
an extra-special
bubble blow.
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(SPLASHING)
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(BOTH INHALE, BLOWS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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To Captain Booty Beard's!
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BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
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PATRICK: Gimme a "big"!
SPONGEBOB: Big!
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PATRICK: Gimme a "guy"!
SPONGEBOB: Guy!
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PATRICK:
What does that spell?
SPONGEBOB: 36 clams high!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Don't waste
my time, squirt.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
WOMAN: Next!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Ugh, you again.
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(IMITATING
REVERSE BEEPING)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Congratulations.
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Patrick?
It's official.
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(BOTH SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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Don't make me call security.
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BOTH: Whoo-hoo! Yay!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING SLOWS DOWN)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS WORRIEDLY)
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(RIDERS SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER BREAKS)
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(SCREAMING)
(O FORTUNA PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SHOUTING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(WARBLED SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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(SCREAMING FADES)
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(TERRIFIED WHEEZING)
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(GULPS) Patrick?
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(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
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Wait a minute!
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Huh?
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What's the matter?
I thought you were
a big guy.
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I am! I mean...
(DEEP VOICE) I am.
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(NORMAL VOICE) I just,
uh, promised someone else
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that I'd ride with them,
(CHUCKLES) that's all.
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Oh, yeah? Who?
(SUSPENSEFUL STING)
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(STAMMERING) The guy who--
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(STAMMERING) I--
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Mr. Krabs!
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Oh. That makes sense.
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Phew.
Let's go get him!
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(GROANING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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PATRICK: Sorry!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
PATRICK: Coming through!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREECHES)
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(DOOR BELL RINGS)
PATRICK: Heads up, Mr. Krabs!
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It's time to ride
the Shipwreck!
Whoo-hoo!
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What are ya
talking about,
Patrick?
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The roller coaster!
Get your head
in the game.
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Remember that big
terrifying roller coaster?
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Nope.
We had a deal
to ride it together.
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Nope.
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So I couldn't ride it
if you were too busy
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to ride it with me.
Hmm?
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Wha--
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(IMITATES ROLLER COASTER
CLIMBING THE LIFT)
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(IMITATES SCREAMING)
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Hoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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(IMITATING EXPLOSION)
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Shipwreck!
(TEETH CHATTERING)
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh, right! Our old
roller coaster deal.
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Of course, yeah.
Phew!
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But, uh, we can't
go today, lad.
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Things are too busy
around here.
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Oh. Hear that,
Patrick? Mr.--
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(IMITATES ROLLER COASTER
CLIMBING THE LIFT)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ow!
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(GROANS)
Shipwreck!
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Thanks for covering
for me, Mr. Krabs.
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I don't know why
I got so scared
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when I saw
that roller coaster.
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I thought
I was big enough.
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Just 'cause you're taller
don't mean you're a big guy.
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It doesn't?
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00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,147
Big guys are rough and tumble.
257
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,348
They don't blow bubbles.
258
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,551
Hmm. I guess not.
259
00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:51,352
Being scared
of roller coasters
260
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,187
ain't nothing
to be ashamed of.
261
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,556
Glad you understand.
262
00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:56,724
You must've been scared
of roller coasters, too,
263
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,758
when you were my age.
264
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,293
Well, I wouldn't really--
265
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,296
You were probably
hiding-under-the-bed
kind of scared, weren't you?
266
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,264
Well, I, uh--
267
00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,733
Maybe even cwyin'-fo'-Mama
kind of scared.
268
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,034
I wasn't crying for Mama!
269
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,571
Poopy-pee-pee-in-my-pantsy
kind of scared. (LAUGHS)
270
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,771
Am I right?
271
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,107
Get it straight, SpongeBob!
My pants were clean!
272
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,343
'Cause nothing
ever scared me...
and nothing ever will!
273
00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:19,581
But didn't you say
being scared wasn't
anything to be ashamed of?
274
00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,715
It ain't! For you.
275
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,587
But I'm different. I wasn't
blowing bubbles at your age.
276
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,820
I was risking me life
277
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,756
on the high seas!
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
278
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,659
(ALL GASPING)
279
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,562
I ate danger
for breakfast!
Peril for lunch!
280
00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,564
And adventure
for dinner!
281
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:37,431
Wha-wha-wha...
Really?
282
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,766
That's right!
283
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,503
I was in command
of me own vessel,
284
00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:44,872
and sailed many
a dangerous mile.
285
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,308
Tell me about
your greatest adventure.
286
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,610
What if I told you
287
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:52,379
I sailed with
the Flying Dutchman himself?
288
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,914
The Flying Dutchman?
289
00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,651
The most pants-wettingly
scariest ghost
290
00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:58,953
to ever roam the high seas?
291
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,322
Oh, my lucky brick.
292
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:02,723
MR. KRABS: Aye!
293
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,794
Like many a young sailor
before me, I longed
for adventure.
294
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,129
(MUSCLES CREAKING)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
295
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:14,802
And that's when
the Dutchman's
hornpipe appeared.
296
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,204
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
297
00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,206
MR. KRABS: I summoned
the cursed pirate,
298
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,843
and journeyed with him
to the deepest part
of the sea.
299
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:27,348
A nightmare realm
called the Underworld.
300
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,516
(ROARS)
301
00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:31,318
(GULPS)
MR. KRABS: It was filled
with ghostly pirates,
302
00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:33,454
haunted hurricanes,
303
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,090
terrifying monsters!
304
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,358
(ROARING)
305
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,459
Roar!
306
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,027
Whoa!
307
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:44,633
I faced 'em all
with steel in me backbone
and a cutlass in me claw!
308
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,300
Hyah!
(PIRATES GROAN)
309
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,401
Hoo-waa!
310
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,036
Hyah!
(ROARS, GROANS)
311
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,741
It was the greatest adventure
312
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,509
of me life!
313
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,745
Wow!
314
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,514
You're almost like
a real swashbuckler!
315
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:00,447
Almost?
316
00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,950
I am a real swashbuckler!
317
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,286
How do you think
I earned this baby?
318
00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:06,655
What is that?
319
00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:09,356
It's a Swashbuckler
Certificate.
320
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,125
It means I proved my bravery,
321
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,827
courageousness,
daring, panache,
322
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,563
guts, grit,
323
00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:16,830
moxie,
324
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,701
and intestinal fortitude.
(GRUNTS)
325
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:20,968
Well, that's it!
326
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,737
I'd be a big guy
if I could earn
327
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,673
my Swashbuckler Certificate.
328
00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:27,107
And you
could teach me!
329
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,810
Teach you?
To be a swashbuckler?
330
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,780
I don't mean to laugh
in your face, but...
331
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,382
(LAUGHING)
332
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,452
You're too scared
to even ride a roller coaster!
333
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,654
I can do it.
334
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,856
I want to be a brave
swashbuckler like you.
335
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,458
I'm ready.
336
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:49,496
SpongeBob, you're just
a bubble-blowing baby boy
who's not ready.
337
00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,432
But--
Butts are for toilets!
338
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:54,301
Speaking of which, the heads
need swabbing, so git!
339
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:57,706
And no more talk
about being a swashbuckler.
340
00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,073
Aww.
341
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:03,010
MR. KRABS: You're not ready...
not ready... not ready...
342
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,246
not ready... not ready...
not ready... not ready!
343
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,883
(GIGGLING)
344
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,622
SPONGEBOB: Bravery. Courage.
345
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:18,125
I got to learn this stuff
if I'm gonna prove myself
to Mr. Krabs.
346
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,994
You got this, SpongeBob.
(GIGGLING)
347
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,630
Uh-oh. (EXCLAIMS)
348
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,632
Now what else
did he say I needed?
349
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,166
PATRICK: Daring.
Oh, right. Daring.
350
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,935
PATRICK: Guts.
Definitely need those.
351
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,938
PATRICK: Panache. Moxie.
Intestinal fortitude.
352
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,608
Okay, okay! Slow down!
You spelled "fortitude" wrong.
353
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:36,343
It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
354
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,312
SPONGEBOB: (GASPS)
Mr. Krabs's certificate!
(EXCLAIMS)
355
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:42,149
Why do you have this?
I always read
in the bathroom.
356
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,018
(GROANS) I know I can do this.
357
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,920
I just need a chance
to prove it!
358
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,223
(ECHOING) Prove it.
359
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,358
(WIND WHISTLING)
360
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,363
(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
361
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,368
(ECHOING)
Well, that's weird.
362
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:04,037
(WIND WHISTLING)
363
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,907
(GASPS) Oh, shrimp!
The certificate!
364
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,276
Mr. Krabs won't
like that.
365
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,879
W... we got
to get it, right?
366
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,647
I... I'm not going
in there.
367
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,750
Yeah, you'd have
to be pretty brave
to go in there.
368
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,184
Hey, wait a minute!
369
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,721
Patrick, this is it!
It is?
370
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,389
Destiny is squeezing
my buns.
371
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:23,323
(SNAPS)
372
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,559
Do you feel it?
373
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,628
Yeah!
374
00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:28,362
This vent is just
what I need
375
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,998
to start earning my
Swashbuckler Certificate.
376
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,433
You mean the one we lost?
377
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:35,235
Oh, yes, that one,
but also the one
I'm gonna earn.
378
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,271
We lost two of them
down there?
379
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:42,142
The hero's journey starts
with one squish.
380
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,546
(GRUNTING)
381
00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:47,214
Right behind you.
382
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,884
(STRAINING)
383
00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,385
I'll catch up.
384
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,256
Ooh. Side adventure.
385
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:02,362
Hmm. Left or right?
386
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,163
Mmm.
387
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,365
(SCREAMS) Left!
Definitely left!
388
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,502
(PANICKED SOBBING)
389
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,269
(STRAINS, YELLS)
390
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,104
(SOBS) Ow!
391
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,776
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
392
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:15,810
(GASPS)
393
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,111
This must lead
to the basement.
394
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,481
This must go deeper
than the basement.
395
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:24,652
Wha--
396
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,856
Where am I?
397
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:28,923
(GASPS)
398
00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:31,492
(WONDROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
399
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:32,861
(GASPS)
400
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,061
(GASPS)
401
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,531
(GASPS LOUDLY)
402
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:39,500
(SLOWLY) Wow!
403
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:44,404
This must be Mr. Krabs's
swashbuckler sanctum.
404
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,875
Ooh, look at that.
405
00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,643
And that. And that.
406
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,210
And that! And that! And that!
407
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,514
And that! And that! And that!
And that! And that! And that!
408
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:53,748
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)
409
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:56,416
PATRICK: Hi.
410
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,785
(BOTH GIGGLING)
411
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,523
Argh!
Ahoy!
412
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,025
(GRUNTING)
413
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:13,066
So, who's a bubble-blowing
baby boy now, huh?
414
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,269
(GRUNTING)
415
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,338
(SCREAMS)
416
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,741
(EXCLAIMING)
417
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,776
Whoa!
418
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:24,913
(SHOUTING)
419
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,346
(GROANS)
420
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,185
Oh, who am I kidding?
421
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,122
I'll never be
a swashbuckler.
422
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,126
Hmm?
423
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,696
(SOFT WHISTLING)
424
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,800
Mysterious Glow...
425
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,301
Part Two.
426
00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:48,903
(GASPS)
427
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,070
(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
428
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,873
SPONGEBOB: Whoa.
429
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,809
This must be the hornpipe
Mr. Krabs took
430
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,511
from the Flying Dutchman!
431
00:17:57,512 --> 00:18:01,049
"If a swashbuckler ye
want to be,
432
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,052
blow this horn
and ye shall see."
433
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,589
(GASPS) Patrick,
I'm feeling destiny again.
434
00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:09,256
(CREAKING)
435
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,527
Still nothing. But don't
let me slow you down.
436
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,728
(INHALES SHARPLY)
437
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,598
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
438
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,101
(BUBBLING)
439
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:26,708
(THUNDER BREAKS)
440
00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:31,879
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
441
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,884
Huh? That sounds like...
Oh, no!
442
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,820
(POPS)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
443
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,220
Huh? (YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
444
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,625
SpongeBob! Get out of there!
445
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:44,926
Have fun.
446
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:45,927
(YELLS)
447
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,595
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING)
448
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,700
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
449
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,936
(THUNDER BREAKING)
450
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,605
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
451
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:58,806
(THUNDER BREAKING)
452
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,275
(SPLASHING)
(CREAKING)
453
00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,019
Land ho!
454
00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:13,821
(GRUNTING)
455
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,791
(TEETH CLATTERING)
456
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,726
(GROWLING)
457
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:22,295
(THUNDER BREAKS)
458
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,965
(BOTH GASPING)
(BRICK CLINKS)
459
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,833
Uh, you dropped
your lucky brick.
460
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,669
I don't have
a lucky brick.
461
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,003
(CREAKING)
462
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:32,172
(EXCLAIMS, GASPING)
463
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,175
On your feet,
ya sea-drinkin' polliwog!
464
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,945
You're in the company
465
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,280
of the Flying Dutchman!
466
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,650
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
467
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,421
Hmm.
468
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,222
(WHIMPERING, TEETH CLATTERING)
469
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,827
(ECHOING)
Who blew my hornpipe?
470
00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,096
Uh...
471
00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:56,698
I did.
472
00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:58,099
Hmm.
473
00:19:58,132 --> 00:20:01,803
SpongeBob, I'm comin'!
CHORUS: ♪ Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry!
474
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,671
♪ Hurry! Hurry! ♪
475
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,007
Weird place for a painting.
476
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,240
MR. KRABS: Move it, Squidward!
477
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,010
CHORUS: ♪ Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! ♪
478
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:12,113
Ah, let me take
a look at ya.
479
00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:17,118
Spit-shine shoes.
Long socks. Short pants.
480
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,721
Empty middle-distant stare.
481
00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:23,490
Tell me, laddie,
can ya blow a bubble?
482
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,295
Why...
483
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,997
you're the very swab
484
00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:31,566
I've been lookin' for!
485
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:32,967
(LAUGHS)
486
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,234
(STAMMERS) Really?
487
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,636
You look like the kind of
488
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,539
strappin' young bubble-blowin'
fella who wants,
489
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:42,643
nay, needs a chance
to prove his mettle.
490
00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:46,279
(EXCLAIMS) He was
just saying that
in the bathroom!
491
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,749
Quiet! You don't matter.
492
00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:48,783
Very good.
493
00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:50,852
That's why I blew the horn,
Mr. Dutchman, sir.
494
00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:54,889
I need to prove
I'm a big guy by earning
my Swashbuckler Certificate.
495
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,457
Well, I'm here
to offer you
496
00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:00,528
a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity
497
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:04,331
to prove your worth
in the Underworld.
498
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,634
Just like Mr. Krabs!
499
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,468
Aw. But he doesn't
think I'm ready
500
00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,071
for that kind of thing.
501
00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:12,540
Well, maybe he's right.
502
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,009
You might not
be ready for
503
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,078
swashbucklin'!
504
00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:19,580
Swashbuckling?
(BUBBLING)
505
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,949
Swashbucklin'.
506
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:25,285
(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)
507
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,621
(PATRICK EXCLAIMING)
508
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,823
(BLADES SWISHING, WHOOSHING)
509
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,327
Swashbuckling!
510
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,364
(PIRATES YELLING)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
511
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,735
Ah!
512
00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:42,503
(YELLS)
513
00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:45,673
(CACKLING)
514
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:46,908
(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)
515
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:49,877
(GRUNTING)
516
00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:50,912
(LAUGHS, GROANS)
517
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,714
Huh?
(SHOUTS)
518
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:57,084
(ALL GRUNTING)
519
00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:58,186
Whoa!
520
00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,621
(SHOUTING)
521
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:05,026
(CACKLING)
522
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:07,427
I'm ready!
523
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,831
Then it's a deal.
(THUNDER BREAKS)
524
00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:12,099
The Dutchman's deal.
525
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,669
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
526
00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:18,706
(THE FLYING
DUTCHMAN CACKLING)
(CHUCKLES)
527
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:21,542
(CACKLING)
528
00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,444
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
529
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,847
(THUNDER BREAKING)
530
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,782
(PANICKED PANTING)
531
00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:28,983
(GRUNTING)
532
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,618
(GRUNTS)
Stupid passcode.
533
00:22:30,651 --> 00:22:33,386
(GRUNTS)
Four... fifteen... eight.
534
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,288
(GRUNTS)
535
00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,223
(GROANS)
536
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:37,191
Permission
to come aboard, sir!
537
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,160
Granted, shipmate!
538
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,697
Me, too?
Only if ya put on
some pants.
539
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,966
(SIGHS) I guess.
540
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,033
(MUMBLES)
541
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,568
(GROANS) Pupil scan?
542
00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:50,104
(SCAN WHIRRING, BEEPING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:51,305
Ooh!
Whee!
544
00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:53,373
Welcome aboard!
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
545
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,843
(CREAKING)
546
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:58,212
MR. KRABS:
Blast these long eyes.
(WHIRRING, BEEPING)
547
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:02,116
Come on, right this way
to your quarters.
(ALL CHEERING)
548
00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:05,753
I'm gonna be
a swashbuckler. Yeah!
549
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,454
What do ya think,
Captain?
550
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,658
Pure heart, innocent mind,
551
00:23:10,691 --> 00:23:13,294
desperate to be a big guy.
552
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:15,096
He's perfect.
553
00:23:15,129 --> 00:23:16,130
(WHIRS, CHIRPS)
554
00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:17,298
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
555
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:19,600
Ahoy, Krabs!
556
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:22,435
Long time no see!
(EVIL LAUGH)
557
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,273
Please, don't take SpongeBob!
558
00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:28,676
(LAUGHS) You'll never
see him again.
559
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:32,079
He's the key
to unlocking my curse.
560
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:36,617
(GASPS) SpongeBob!
561
00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:38,686
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING)
562
00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:41,789
(TEETH CLATTERING)
563
00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:43,157
(BOTH GROANING)
564
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,929
Cinch up your trousers,
me hearties.
565
00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:52,499
A trip to the Underworld
is not for the faint of heart.
566
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,500
(THUNDER BREAKING)
567
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,036
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
568
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:59,073
(SCREAMING)
569
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,443
(LAUGHING)
570
00:24:07,381 --> 00:24:10,818
Oh, Squidward,
what are we gonna do?
571
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,321
Sorry, I don't
speak "do".
572
00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:15,423
All me blusterin'
and braggin',
573
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,490
fillin' that boy's head
with adventure!
574
00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,061
I drove him right into
the tender mercies
575
00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:21,494
of that monster,
576
00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:23,297
the Flying Dutchman.
577
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:27,500
Look, Eugene,
you can't blame yourself.
Mr. Krabs.
578
00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,971
Say what?
Call me Mr. Krabs.
579
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,405
Okay.
580
00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:34,642
Look, "Mr. Krabs"...
There ya go.
581
00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:36,744
You know what?
It is your fault.
582
00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:37,845
You're right,
Squidward.
583
00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:40,281
Which is why we got
to go save him!
584
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,449
Hold it.
585
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,784
You don't think
I'm actually participating
586
00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,853
in this fool's errand,
do you?
587
00:24:45,886 --> 00:24:47,455
I know you are.
588
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,756
Because if you don't,
589
00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:51,058
I'll demote you to fry cook.
590
00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:52,126
Permanently!
591
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,227
But the grease
592
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,663
inflames my acne!
593
00:24:55,696 --> 00:24:58,165
(PANICKED SOBBING)
594
00:24:58,199 --> 00:25:00,234
(EXCLAIMING)
595
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:01,702
(SCREAMING)
596
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:02,603
(POPS)
597
00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:05,840
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
598
00:25:10,478 --> 00:25:14,048
So, just the two of us
against the Dutchman, huh?
599
00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:16,951
There's three in this crew,
Mr. Squidward.
600
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,252
(SLOSHING)
601
00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,254
Meow.
Why was I worried?
602
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:23,524
Nice to see me old gear
still fits, eh? (LAUGHS)
603
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:24,692
(CREAKING)
604
00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,328
(BUTTON RICOCHETING)
605
00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:28,262
SCALLOP: Squawk!
606
00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,197
What the-- Huh?
607
00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:34,068
Hmm. Not bad.
608
00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:35,269
(SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY)
609
00:25:35,302 --> 00:25:39,373
And to get us there in style,
say hello to our noble vessel,
610
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,909
The Patty Blaster!
611
00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:45,079
Hey, we might actually
be safe on this adventure,
612
00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,614
driving a...
613
00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,449
(FOGHORN PLAYS WOEFUL MELODY)
614
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,084
(GLUMLY) Winnebago.
615
00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:54,388
We can't lose
in a "Win"-nebago,
Mr. Squidward.
616
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,556
(CACKLING)
617
00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:56,724
Hilarious.
618
00:25:56,757 --> 00:25:58,392
Squawk!
Hilarious!
619
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,362
Do you even know
how to find SpongeBob?
620
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,532
Aye, Squidward,
but it won't be easy.
621
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,599
The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob
to the deepest,
622
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:08,736
most dangerous part
of the sea.
623
00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:13,074
A realm of dark magic
called the Underworld.
624
00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,642
Under where?
625
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:17,211
(CHUCKLING)
Underwear.
626
00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,580
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, how do
we get there?
627
00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:22,517
First we've got to find
the magical portal.
628
00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,819
Then navigate the Slime River
629
00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:27,188
through unimaginable terrors.
630
00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:28,923
And if we survive,
631
00:26:28,956 --> 00:26:31,125
this is where
we find SpongeBob.
632
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,059
(THUNDER BREAKS)
633
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:32,793
Meow!
634
00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:34,695
SQUIDWARD: Challenge Cove?
635
00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,198
MR. KRABS That's where
the Dutchman can use SpongeBob
636
00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,299
to break his curse!
637
00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:41,168
And if we don't get down there
in time to stop him,
638
00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:44,539
our favorite fry cook
(ECHOES) is doomed!
639
00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:49,511
Now saddle up!
We got no time to waste!
640
00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:51,178
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
641
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:56,750
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
642
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,986
(HISSING)
643
00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:00,488
Full disclosure,
644
00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:02,289
that's farther than
I thought we'd get.
645
00:27:02,323 --> 00:27:03,558
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
GRUNTING)
646
00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,259
MR. KRABS:
Pop the clutch, Gary!
647
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,061
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
PANTING)
648
00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:09,063
MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
649
00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:12,299
(THUNDER BREAKING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
650
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,201
(METAL SQUEAKS)
651
00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:17,872
(SCREAMING)
652
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:19,807
(BLUBBERING SHUDDERS)
653
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,675
(YELLS)
(PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB
SCREAMING)
654
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,910
(BOTH GROAN)
655
00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:27,214
Welcome to the Underworld!
656
00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:29,783
(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)
657
00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:32,753
Huh?
658
00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,955
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
659
00:27:35,590 --> 00:27:37,124
(ROARS)
660
00:27:37,158 --> 00:27:39,827
Maybe I'm not ready
for this place.
661
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:41,795
Ah, yes,
the Underworld
662
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,298
can be terrifying
to most.
663
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:48,402
But not to
a brave big guy
like yourself.
664
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,605
You think
I'm brave?
665
00:27:50,639 --> 00:27:52,973
Aye, you laugh
at danger!
666
00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,041
(GRUNTS)
667
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,677
(SCREECHES)
668
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:57,811
(SCREAMS)
669
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,413
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean...
670
00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:00,582
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
671
00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:02,750
You can do better
than that.
672
00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:04,418
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
673
00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:06,588
I can't hear you.
674
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:08,455
(LAUGHING)
675
00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:12,092
(GULPS)
676
00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:15,763
Don't worry, Patrick.
We laugh at danger!
677
00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:17,431
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
678
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:19,099
Huh? Huh?
679
00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,401
Huh? Huh?
680
00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:21,536
(BOTH LAUGHING)
681
00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:22,604
(BOTH SCREAM)
682
00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:23,737
PATRICK: Huh?
683
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,807
Incoming!
684
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,775
(ANCHOR BATS SHRIEKING)
685
00:28:27,808 --> 00:28:29,476
BOTH: Whoo-hoo! (GIGGLING)
686
00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:30,411
(GRUNTS)
687
00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,346
(WHOOSHING)
688
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,914
(BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
689
00:28:33,948 --> 00:28:35,950
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING)
690
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,057
(GASPS)
Whoo!
691
00:28:43,090 --> 00:28:45,359
(BELLOWING)
692
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,794
(BELLOWING)
693
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,762
Ooh!
Wow!
694
00:28:48,796 --> 00:28:51,999
(BOTH LAUGHING)
695
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,369
Uh... Huh?
696
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,470
(GIGGLING)
697
00:28:56,504 --> 00:28:58,540
(GRUNTING)
698
00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:00,774
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING)
699
00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:06,747
(BOTH LAUGHING)
700
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,716
(GRUNTS)
701
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,016
You were right, Dutchman.
702
00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:11,118
I'm not afraid
of the Underworld!
(SHOUTING)
703
00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:11,852
(GROANS)
704
00:29:11,885 --> 00:29:14,021
Glad to hear it, lad.
705
00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:16,190
I'm not afraid, either!
706
00:29:16,223 --> 00:29:17,291
Who cares?
707
00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:18,392
SpongeBob,
708
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,327
I want you
to think of me
709
00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:22,597
as your
swashbuckling guru,
710
00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:25,533
and your friend.
711
00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:26,568
Aw.
712
00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:28,536
(GASPS) Look!
More danger!
713
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,470
(GROWLING)
714
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:30,538
Here, kitty, kitty.
715
00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:31,506
(FEARFULLY) Nyah-ah!
716
00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:33,474
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
717
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:37,311
(BOTH LAUGHING)
718
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,148
Captain,
this lubber
719
00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:43,117
is a complete
barnacle brain.
720
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:45,219
Are you sure
he's the one?
721
00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,722
True, he don't have
physical prowess
722
00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:49,857
or pirating ability,
723
00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:53,060
but the boy's got
the very thing we need...
724
00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:57,097
Staggering stupidity.
725
00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:58,866
He won't figure out
the truth
726
00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:01,035
until it's way
too late,
727
00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:04,238
when we finally
break my curse!
728
00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:05,507
(EVIL LAUGH)
729
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,342
Break your curse!
(CACKLING)
730
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,344
My curse! (CACKLING)
731
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,547
Your curse! (CACKLING)
732
00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,481
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
733
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,583
(LAUGHING)
734
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:17,484
What are we
laughing about?
735
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,119
(SHRIEKS)
736
00:30:19,153 --> 00:30:21,556
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
Oh, uh, nothin', lad.
737
00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:27,696
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
738
00:30:27,729 --> 00:30:28,896
MR. KRABS:
Accordin' to the map,
739
00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:30,898
the gates
to the Underworld
740
00:30:30,931 --> 00:30:34,703
lie in the most horrible
place imaginable.
741
00:30:34,736 --> 00:30:37,871
(HORROR STING)
742
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,442
Bikini Bottom High.
743
00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:44,813
Aye, dangerous waters.
GIRL: (VOCAL FRY) Ew.
744
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,915
Nice ride. (SCOFFS)
Losers.
745
00:30:47,948 --> 00:30:49,483
See what I mean?
746
00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,051
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
747
00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:52,853
Hey!
(GIRLS YELL)
748
00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,357
(TIRES SCREECH)
749
00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:57,424
(BELL RINGING)
750
00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,293
(ALL CHEERING)
751
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:01,663
MR. KRABS: Whoa! Whoa!
SQUIDWARD: Ahh!
752
00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,297
MR. KRABS: Whoa!
SQUIDWARD: Ahh!
753
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:06,467
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SHOUTING)
754
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,335
Right! Take a right!
(GRUNTS)
755
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,971
(TIRES SCREECH)
756
00:31:12,239 --> 00:31:12,940
GIRLS: Hmph!
757
00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:15,577
Is that
Squidward Tentacles?
758
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,679
Coach Tuna?
759
00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:20,414
You still owe me laps.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
760
00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:22,249
Incoming fire!
(GROANS)
761
00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:23,984
(GROANS)
762
00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:27,988
Ah!
SCALLOP: Squawk!
763
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,591
Hah.
(GROANS)
764
00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,762
(ALL GROAN)
Huh?
765
00:31:33,795 --> 00:31:34,895
(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)
766
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,063
(GRUNTS)
Hey!
767
00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:36,831
Ow!
768
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,499
Meow! Meow! Meow!
769
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,634
(ALL GROANING)
770
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:40,568
ALL: Huh?
771
00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:47,141
We're close.
772
00:31:47,174 --> 00:31:51,813
(DEEP INHALE)
I can smell it.
Me, too.
773
00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:54,415
(SPUTTERING)
774
00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:56,551
(SQUISHING)
775
00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:58,720
Are you Davy?
776
00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:02,557
No, man, I'm Phil.
Davy's over there.
777
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:04,458
MR. KRABS:
Thar she blows!
778
00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,728
Davy Jones' locker.
779
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:09,496
The entrance
to the Underworld.
780
00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:12,032
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
781
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,437
(MOANS)
782
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:19,072
(ALL YELLING)
783
00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:23,477
(WHISTLING CHEERFUL TUNE)
784
00:32:23,511 --> 00:32:24,746
(THUNDER BREAKING)
785
00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:27,749
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
786
00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:30,350
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
If you're gonna be
a swashbuckler,
787
00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:33,755
you got to dress
the part. (LAUGHS)
788
00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:34,856
(CHUCKLING)
789
00:32:34,889 --> 00:32:38,192
Now step out, lad.
Let's get a look at ya.
790
00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:40,394
(FANFARE PLAYS,
ENDS WITH SOUR NOTE)
791
00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:43,798
Are you sure this is
a swashbuckler outfit?
792
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:46,233
Absolutely!
Standard issue.
793
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,603
Really? Wh-- Whoa!
(GROANS)
794
00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:52,507
That safety suit
should keep him
alive long enough
795
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,208
to break my curse.
796
00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,711
Your curse.
(CACKLING)
797
00:32:56,744 --> 00:32:59,279
Come on, Barb...
read the room.
798
00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:00,582
Hold it!
799
00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:03,518
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
800
00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:06,987
This is all wrong!
Let's find something else.
801
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,289
Wait! Mind
your business!
802
00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:13,160
(JAUNTY ACCORDION
MUSIC PLAYS)
803
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:16,396
Fashion show!
This feels much better.
804
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,567
I don't think that's
quite right, lad.
805
00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:20,902
I agree, Dutchie.
806
00:33:20,935 --> 00:33:23,505
It's missing one thing.
807
00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:25,105
(BLOWS)
808
00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,875
(BOTH LAUGHING)
809
00:33:26,908 --> 00:33:28,643
Achoo!
(GULPS)
810
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,043
(BOTH LAUGHING)
811
00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:32,580
Pink guy's
drivin' me nuts!
812
00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:34,348
He's distracting
the fool.
813
00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:36,283
Their friendship
is a problem.
814
00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:39,854
(CHUCKLES)
That's why we work
so well together, Barb.
815
00:33:39,888 --> 00:33:41,789
We've never
been friends.
816
00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:44,191
Exactly! I-- Wait, what?
817
00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:48,428
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yeah, we'll have
to take care of that one.
818
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,831
(BELL RINGS)
819
00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:51,064
Land ho!
820
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:53,001
Whoa!
821
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:54,636
Whoa!
822
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:57,271
BOTH: ♪ Whoa ♪
823
00:33:57,304 --> 00:34:00,775
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
We've arrived
at Challenge Cove.
824
00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:04,779
The place where you'll finally
become a swashbuckler.
825
00:34:04,812 --> 00:34:09,049
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
(THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
CACKLING)
826
00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:11,686
(THUNDER BREAKING)
827
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,220
(WARBLING)
(METAL SQUEAKS)
828
00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:18,258
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SCREAMING)
829
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,561
(PLOPS)
830
00:34:19,928 --> 00:34:22,964
(GASPING)
831
00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,298
Meow.
(GULPS)
832
00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:26,266
Are you sure
about this?
833
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,769
Don't worry,
Mr. Squidward.
834
00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,837
I've got everything
under control.
835
00:34:29,871 --> 00:34:32,774
(CREATURES WARBLING)
836
00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:36,410
These creatures look friendly
enough, huh? (CHUCKLES)
837
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,512
(SHRIEKING)
838
00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:38,813
(SCREAMS)
839
00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:40,447
(FRANTIC GASPING)
840
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,084
That was the scariest thing
I ever saw! (SOBBING)
841
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,720
Till I saw that.
842
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,655
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
843
00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:49,958
(EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)
844
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:51,358
(GROANS)
(NOSE HONKS)
845
00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:56,196
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
YELLING)
846
00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:58,700
Huh?
Huh?
847
00:34:58,733 --> 00:34:59,801
(KISSING LOUDLY)
848
00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,803
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SCREAMING)
(KISSING LOUDLY)
849
00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:03,136
(MOANS)
850
00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:05,272
(FRANTIC PANTING)
Meow.
851
00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:10,945
Here's an idea. We go home
and you hire a new fry cook!
852
00:35:10,979 --> 00:35:13,915
(GROANS) What do
you think, Gary?
853
00:35:13,948 --> 00:35:14,849
(SQUEAKS)
854
00:35:14,882 --> 00:35:18,019
(THE WAY WE WERE PLAYING)
855
00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,554
SpongeBob's first
856
00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:21,455
Krusty Krab ID card.
857
00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:22,189
(SNIFFLES)
858
00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:23,625
Look at him.
859
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:25,860
So... yellow.
860
00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:27,629
(WHIMPERING)
That answers that.
861
00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:28,796
(SHRIEKS)
862
00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:32,100
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
863
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:34,535
(GASPS) Is that where
we have to go?
864
00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:38,472
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
Aye! To succeed,
you must reach that X.
865
00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,842
And then I'll get
my certificate!
866
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,011
Right after you make it up
867
00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:44,411
to the next X.
868
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:47,849
And then up to that one.
And up to the next one.
869
00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:49,784
And then up again.
And up there.
870
00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:51,184
How high do I have to go?
871
00:35:51,218 --> 00:35:52,386
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
To the top, lad!
872
00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,889
If you make it there
and blow that hornpipe,
873
00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:57,825
oh, you'll become
a swashbuckler.
874
00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:00,862
Mr. Krabs will
be so proud!
875
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:01,929
If I can do it.
876
00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,666
(CHUCKLING)
No, it'll be easy!
877
00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:08,301
We'll get through
these challenges
together.
878
00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,638
Starting with, uh, oh...
879
00:36:10,672 --> 00:36:13,141
intestinal fortitude.
880
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:16,844
To begin we'll walk
that path until we--
881
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:19,479
Not so fast!
882
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,952
You said we have
to walk this path.
883
00:36:24,986 --> 00:36:29,624
But this is
clearly a road.
884
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,827
You're right, Patrick.
885
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,829
It is a road.
I know.
886
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:37,497
Tartar sauce!
Now what are we gonna do?
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
887
00:36:37,532 --> 00:36:38,599
I know.
888
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,834
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
What difference does it make?
889
00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,170
You say "road",
I say "path".
(MUSIC ENDS)
890
00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:44,505
I say "potato",
you say "po-tah-to"!
891
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:47,175
No, I don't.
I say "string cheese".
892
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,109
PATRICK: Ooh.
893
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:51,579
String cheese.
String cheese.
894
00:36:51,612 --> 00:36:55,550
String cheese.
A road
of string cheese.
895
00:36:55,583 --> 00:37:00,253
String Cheese Road!
String Cheese...
Expressway!
896
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:02,590
PATRICK: String Cheese...
Castle!
897
00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:03,558
I can't take it!
898
00:37:03,591 --> 00:37:06,259
Barb, no! Killing him
might tip him off.
899
00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:08,763
What do you say we go
beat these challenges,
900
00:37:08,796 --> 00:37:10,397
road or no road?
901
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,733
(BOTH SCREAM GLEEFULLY)
902
00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:13,034
BOTH: (GASPS) Wait!
903
00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:14,367
(BOTH GIGGLING)
904
00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:17,270
Watch out for
the Skeleton Guardians!
BOTH: Huh?
905
00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:18,573
(YELLS) What?
906
00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:21,142
Watch out
for the-- Wha-oof!
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)
907
00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:23,578
Watch out
for the wha-oof?
(BONES CLATTERING)
908
00:37:23,611 --> 00:37:24,946
Not sure what
that means.
909
00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,480
Plus, it's hard
to hear
910
00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:29,483
with all the
"cck-oo-cck-oo-cck-oo"
sounds.
911
00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,618
Well,
whatever it is,
912
00:37:30,651 --> 00:37:32,186
I'm sure it's not
that important.
913
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,121
(EXCLAIMS)
914
00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:35,089
(GROWLING)
915
00:37:35,123 --> 00:37:38,593
Patrick, I think
these are the guys
who are gonna...
916
00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:41,562
(GULPS) fortify
our intestines!
917
00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:42,830
Yay!
918
00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:44,331
(BOTH GRUNTING)
919
00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:46,801
Barb, we got
to reach that nitwit
920
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,236
before he gets killed!
921
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:50,638
Desperately trying, sir!
922
00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:54,809
What do you think,
path or road?
923
00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:56,511
(CLINKS)
924
00:37:56,544 --> 00:38:00,380
(GROANS) Can someone
hand me my eyebrows?
925
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,616
Swordplay, huh?
926
00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:04,619
I think my skills
will satisfy.
927
00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:06,053
(BLOWS)
928
00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:09,257
Dodge! Parry!
Thrust! Plie.
929
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,323
(BUBBLE POPS)
930
00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,291
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
931
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,226
(ROARING)
932
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,393
Patrick!
933
00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:14,796
(EXCLAIMS, YELLS)
934
00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:16,130
(BOTH GRUNT)
(SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS)
935
00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,899
(SPONGEBOB PANTING,
GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
936
00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,499
(GRUNTING)
937
00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:21,269
(EXCLAIMS)
(SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS)
938
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,837
What if Mr. Krabs
was right
939
00:38:22,870 --> 00:38:25,973
and I am just
a bubble-blowing
baby boy?
940
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,474
That wouldn't
be good.
941
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,744
Oh, Patrick,
what are we gonna do?
942
00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,045
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
943
00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:32,847
(GROANING)
(SCALLOPS CHIRPING)
944
00:38:34,282 --> 00:38:36,349
(ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING)
945
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,787
MR. KRABS: Yer askin'
the wrong question, lad!
946
00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:42,523
Mr. Krabs?
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
947
00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,725
If ya want to get
out of this pickle,
948
00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:46,694
you're gonna have
to start actin' like
949
00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:49,597
a rough-and-tumble
swashbuckler.
950
00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:51,265
Well, how do
I do that?
951
00:38:51,299 --> 00:38:54,702
Ya start by askin'
the right question.
952
00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:57,738
It's not, (MEEKLY)
"What are we gonna do?"
953
00:38:57,772 --> 00:39:00,675
It's, (CONFIDENTLY)
"What would I do?"
954
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,110
What would I do?
(ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING)
955
00:39:03,144 --> 00:39:05,112
Huh? No. No, no. Me!
956
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:06,948
What would me do?
957
00:39:06,981 --> 00:39:10,084
Not you. Me! Mr. Krabs!
958
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,786
What would I do?
959
00:39:11,819 --> 00:39:14,822
Oh! That makes
way more sense.
960
00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,858
(WIND BLOWING)
961
00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:24,464
So, how does it--
Does this end or--
962
00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:25,633
Wake up!
(EXCLAIMS)
963
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,499
(GASPS)
964
00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:29,036
Patrick, maybe if we
act like Mr. Krabs,
965
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,605
we can make our way
through this.
966
00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:32,472
Why didn't I
think of that?
(CRASHING)
967
00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:35,076
Because you're not a
Swashbuckler Certificate
968
00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:37,245
recipient in the making!
Huh?
969
00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:39,714
Barb! Do ya spy
the barnacle?
970
00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:42,583
Sorry, sir.
I don't-- Wait.
971
00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:45,385
Hey, look at me!
ALL: Huh?
972
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,923
(BLOWING)
973
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,425
(CLEARS THROAT)
974
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,929
Argh. I'm no bubble blower.
975
00:39:54,962 --> 00:39:57,932
I'm a rough-and-tumble
swashbuckler.
976
00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:00,735
Rough and tumble
as the day is long.
977
00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:03,738
They don't come
as rough and tumble as me.
978
00:40:03,771 --> 00:40:06,340
Rough and tumble,
tumble and--
979
00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:08,609
(SCREAMS)
980
00:40:11,112 --> 00:40:13,247
(SCREAMS)
981
00:40:13,281 --> 00:40:14,248
(GROANS)
982
00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:16,584
Huh. Look at me!
983
00:40:16,617 --> 00:40:19,353
Rumble and tumble!
984
00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:20,788
(PATRICK SHOUTING)
985
00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:21,989
(SCREAMS)
986
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,024
(GROANS)
987
00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:27,295
SpongeBob?
These look like...
988
00:40:27,328 --> 00:40:29,363
...our intestines.
989
00:40:29,397 --> 00:40:32,300
And they're fortified!
990
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:35,136
This means I passed
the first challenge!
991
00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,436
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
992
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:37,738
PATRICK:
Look at mine wiggle.
Huh?
993
00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:40,508
(HUMMING)
Look at them.
Wiggle, wobble!
994
00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:42,076
Peekaboo!
995
00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:43,010
(EXCLAIMS)
996
00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,545
Hairdo-do!
997
00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:47,114
(SPONGEBOB WHOOPING WILDLY)
(CHUCKLING)
998
00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:49,717
What are those
idiots doing?
999
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,252
(BABBLING)
1000
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,853
(FRANTIC BABBLING)
1001
00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:53,955
(LAUGHING)
1002
00:40:54,388 --> 00:40:56,657
What is happening?
1003
00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,060
(GIBBERING)
(WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
1004
00:40:59,093 --> 00:41:00,861
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1005
00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:02,663
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1006
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:05,299
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1007
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:08,536
(SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
WHOOPING)
1008
00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:13,607
(LAUGHS) I don't know
how he did it, Barb.
1009
00:41:13,641 --> 00:41:16,644
That fool must
really be the one.
1010
00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:19,479
I think you're right,
sir. Look.
1011
00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:21,949
(GIBBERING)
(GIGGLING)
1012
00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:24,151
(CHIMING)
1013
00:41:24,185 --> 00:41:25,519
Yes?
1014
00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:27,321
Whoa!
1015
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,756
Yes?
1016
00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:34,929
(HORN BLARING)
(SCREAMS) Yes!
1017
00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:36,831
(DRAMATIC STING)
1018
00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,466
(RUMBLING)
1019
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,001
(WHIRRING)
1020
00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:40,868
Huh?
1021
00:41:40,901 --> 00:41:42,770
SpongeBob?
SPONGEBOB: Uh-oh.
1022
00:41:42,803 --> 00:41:45,039
You know what that means,
Mr. Krabs.
1023
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:47,241
I'm in deep shrimp.
1024
00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:48,175
(GIGGLES)
1025
00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,444
SpongeBob!
1026
00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:54,548
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Hold on, lad!
1027
00:41:55,549 --> 00:41:57,284
(BEEPING)
(THUNDER BREAKING)
1028
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:59,286
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
1029
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,555
Onto challenge
number two!
1030
00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:03,491
(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
1031
00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,159
(PHONE RINGS)
1032
00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:06,127
Shello?
1033
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,295
(GARBLED SPEECH
ON PHONE)
1034
00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:10,698
Bad news, sir.
Krabs is following us.
1035
00:42:10,731 --> 00:42:13,634
(YELLS) What?
No, no, no!
1036
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,037
If he catches up,
he'll tell SpongeBob
the truth
1037
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:18,039
and ruin everything.
1038
00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,373
Oh, Barb,
1039
00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:23,377
it's been so long
and I'm so close.
1040
00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,279
I wouldn't worry
about Krabs, sir.
1041
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:31,018
He ain't gonna last long
in the Underworld.
1042
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:34,422
(CACKLING)
1043
00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:38,592
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1044
00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:42,129
Huh? Where is that
music comin' from?
1045
00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:44,432
Mmm. Not bad.
1046
00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:45,366
(SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1047
00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,068
Huh?
1048
00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:50,237
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING)
(OMINOUS STING)
1049
00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:53,274
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
1050
00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:59,213
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING, GIGGLING)
1051
00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:00,281
Huh?
1052
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,352
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING)
1053
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:08,557
(ECHOING)
Greetings, travelers.
1054
00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:10,925
Come play with us.
1055
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:13,260
Come play?
1056
00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,829
Cover your ears, Squidward.
1057
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:16,730
Those are Sirens, temptin' us
1058
00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:19,166
into a smooth jazz trap.
1059
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,301
(SPLASHES)
1060
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,069
Later, losers.
1061
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:23,204
(LAUGHS)
1062
00:43:25,005 --> 00:43:27,675
Squidward. We got
to save SpongeBob.
1063
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:29,376
(EXCLAIMS)
1064
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:30,778
(CHIMES)
1065
00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:33,314
There's no time for a solo!
1066
00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:36,083
There's always time
for a solo.
1067
00:43:36,117 --> 00:43:37,519
(OMINOUS STING)
1068
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:39,386
(PLAYING SHRILL,
DISCORDANT TUNE)
1069
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:40,621
(AGONIZED GROANS)
1070
00:43:40,654 --> 00:43:41,956
(EXPLOSION)
1071
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:42,890
(HISSING)
1072
00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:43,824
Meow.
1073
00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:46,627
(GROANS)
1074
00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:51,632
(GROWLING)
1075
00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:53,467
Well, music lovers,
1076
00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,236
what do you think? Ack!
1077
00:43:55,269 --> 00:43:56,871
(GRUNTING)
Help me!
1078
00:43:56,904 --> 00:43:59,508
Ooh, now we got to save
that good-for-nothin'
1079
00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:01,075
easy-listenin' layabout.
1080
00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:02,409
Help me!
1081
00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:04,044
(GROANS)
1082
00:44:04,078 --> 00:44:05,779
Whoa! Put me down!
1083
00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:07,549
(YELPS, FEARFUL GROANING)
1084
00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:10,585
There's got to be
somethin' in here
that'll help Squidward.
1085
00:44:10,619 --> 00:44:11,719
Hmm.
1086
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:13,522
Whoa! (GROANS)
1087
00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:14,889
(SIGHS)
1088
00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:16,724
Huh?
Better hurry up!
1089
00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:19,660
Or instead of being
a big guy,
I'll be a dead guy.
1090
00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:21,295
(SCREAMING)
1091
00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:23,598
(FRANTIC GASPING)
1092
00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:24,533
Whoa!
1093
00:44:24,566 --> 00:44:26,934
Bandages, no. Antiseptic, no.
1094
00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:29,170
Flare gun, no.
Breath mints, no.
1095
00:44:29,203 --> 00:44:30,437
What? Whoa-hoo! Agh!
1096
00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:32,641
Help!
1097
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,441
Squawk!
Oh, no, you don't!
1098
00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:36,177
(EXCLAIMING)
1099
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:37,444
(FRANTIC GASPING, YELPS)
1100
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,582
(ENGINE REVVING)
1101
00:44:40,615 --> 00:44:41,849
(GRUNTS)
1102
00:44:42,517 --> 00:44:43,851
(SCREAMING)
1103
00:44:43,884 --> 00:44:46,655
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MR. KRABS SHOUTING)
1104
00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:47,888
(IN UNISON) Uh-oh.
1105
00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:54,428
No more wastin' time,
Squidward.
1106
00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:57,731
We might already be too late!
1107
00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:01,001
(PATRICK SCATTING
CONGA LINE TUNE)
1108
00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:03,270
(SCREECHING)
1109
00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:08,108
You know, I think we cracked
the code to these challenges.
1110
00:45:08,142 --> 00:45:10,878
All I got to do is keep acting
like Mr. Krabs,
1111
00:45:10,911 --> 00:45:13,380
and I'll be swashbuckling
in no time.
1112
00:45:13,414 --> 00:45:15,316
To Mr. Krabs.
1113
00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:16,518
BOTH: Big guys!
1114
00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:18,285
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1115
00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:19,853
(BLOWING)
1116
00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,722
(JOYFUL HAWAIIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)
1117
00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,891
Oh, what are
they doin' now?
1118
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:26,994
Uh, eh... You can
celebrate later, lad!
1119
00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:30,164
Let's head
to the next challenge!
1120
00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:32,132
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1121
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,400
SpongeBob?
1122
00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:35,002
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1123
00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:35,936
Whee!
1124
00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:39,840
(GROANS) His pink friend
is slowing us down.
1125
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,309
Oh, just give me
five minutes with him, sir.
1126
00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:47,014
I'll explain how we
do things around here!
1127
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,282
(GROWLING)
1128
00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,518
Okay, chill out,
Barb.
1129
00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:53,254
I have a better idea.
1130
00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:55,456
(GIGGLING)
1131
00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:56,857
SpongeBob.
1132
00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,526
Swashbucklers don't spend
1133
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,494
their time seahorsin' around.
1134
00:46:00,528 --> 00:46:01,730
Really?
1135
00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:04,231
What's the swashbuckling
stance on giggling?
1136
00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:05,299
(GIGGLES)
1137
00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:06,267
Not good!
1138
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,067
(GIGGLES)
1139
00:46:07,101 --> 00:46:10,037
(STAMMERS)
What about
butt wiggling?
1140
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,905
(PATRICK LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
1141
00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:15,543
Maybe you don't want this
bad enough, SpongeBob.
1142
00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:16,745
That's not true.
1143
00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:17,811
I want to be a big guy
1144
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:18,946
more than anything.
1145
00:46:18,979 --> 00:46:22,617
Well, uh, if you want
to be someone big,
1146
00:46:22,651 --> 00:46:24,552
you're gonna have
to leave some of your
1147
00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:27,855
small ways behind. Hmm?
1148
00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,923
(PATRICK GIGGLING)
1149
00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:31,458
(GROANS)
1150
00:46:31,492 --> 00:46:32,560
(MOANS)
1151
00:46:32,594 --> 00:46:35,129
(STRAINING)
1152
00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:36,430
(PANTING)
1153
00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:39,266
Oh. Hmm.
1154
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:42,336
Okay. No more
seahorsing around.
1155
00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,871
Smart lad! (CHUCKLES)
1156
00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,573
Now, let's get you
1157
00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:47,742
to challenge number two!
1158
00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:49,678
(CHUCKLING)
1159
00:46:49,711 --> 00:46:51,011
(GROANS)
1160
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:52,279
Ow!
1161
00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:55,049
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
BARB: Welcome
to the Underworld
1162
00:46:55,082 --> 00:46:58,485
for what promises
to be an exciting contest.
1163
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,123
We're just moments away
from challenge number two.
1164
00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:05,092
PATRICK: Tell me, Barb,
1165
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:09,396
will it be even more difficult
than the last challenge?
1166
00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,098
Uh, yes.
(SLURPS)
1167
00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:12,966
There's, uh, no, no telling
1168
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,936
what's lurking along
that path to the platform.
1169
00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,573
It could be
a charging Bull Clam.
1170
00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:20,441
Or a terrifying JellyHook.
1171
00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:22,876
PATRICK: Hope it's not
my third-grade math teacher.
1172
00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:25,946
She scares the heck
out of me! (CHUCKLES)
1173
00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:27,281
Know what I'm saying?
1174
00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:28,148
You're on my foot.
1175
00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:31,051
Let's meet our challenger!
1176
00:47:31,085 --> 00:47:33,354
Standing at a full
36 clams high
1177
00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:36,658
and hailing all the way
from Bikini Bottom,
1178
00:47:36,691 --> 00:47:38,459
my best friend,
1179
00:47:38,492 --> 00:47:41,962
SpongeBerb SquareShorts.
1180
00:47:41,995 --> 00:47:44,465
BARB: This bubble blower
has got a lot to prove
1181
00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:47,968
if he ever wants
to show the world
he's a swashbuckler.
1182
00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:50,070
(PIRATES CHEERING)
1183
00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:53,374
Challenge number two
won't be easy.
1184
00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:55,442
But I believe in you,
1185
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:57,746
big guy.
(GASPS)
1186
00:47:57,779 --> 00:47:59,547
Now, go get 'em.
1187
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,615
Big guy.
1188
00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:01,982
Big guy. Big guy. Big guy.
1189
00:48:02,015 --> 00:48:03,618
Big guy. Big guy.
Big guy. Big guy.
1190
00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,285
(SLAMMING)
1191
00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:06,554
(ROARS)
1192
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:07,555
Yikes!
1193
00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:08,757
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1194
00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:11,258
(GROWLING)
1195
00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:12,926
(ROARS)
1196
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,061
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
1197
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,329
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1198
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:16,731
Yeow! (SHUDDERS)
1199
00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:17,866
(GROANS)
1200
00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:18,833
(FEARFUL YELP)
1201
00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:20,167
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1202
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,468
(GROANS)
1203
00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:22,302
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1204
00:48:22,336 --> 00:48:25,005
Okay, SquarePants,
you can do this.
1205
00:48:25,906 --> 00:48:27,776
(IN UNISON) What would I do?
1206
00:48:27,809 --> 00:48:29,109
Hmm.
1207
00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:31,546
Huh?
Huh?
1208
00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:33,013
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1209
00:48:33,046 --> 00:48:36,483
SPONGEBOB: Whoa! (EXCLAIMING)
1210
00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:38,318
Whee!
1211
00:48:38,352 --> 00:48:39,420
(CREATURE GRUNTS)
1212
00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:41,155
Whoo-hoo!
1213
00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,725
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God! Yeah!
1214
00:48:43,758 --> 00:48:45,392
Yeah, baby!
(GROANS)
1215
00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:47,027
(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
1216
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,362
Whoo-hoo!
(CREATURE EXCLAIMS)
1217
00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,431
(PIRATES CHEERING)
1218
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:53,367
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
1219
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,169
(BOTH WHOOPING)
1220
00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,236
(GRUNTS)
1221
00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:57,304
(GRUNTS)
1222
00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:59,541
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1223
00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,510
Ooh, your lucky brick.
1224
00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:05,245
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1225
00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:08,282
(TWELFTH STREET RAG PLAYING)
1226
00:49:08,315 --> 00:49:09,517
Huh?
Ooh!
1227
00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:10,451
Huh?
1228
00:49:10,484 --> 00:49:12,419
(SCATTING RHYTHMICALLY)
1229
00:49:12,453 --> 00:49:14,321
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1230
00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:15,289
Whoo!
1231
00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:17,391
(BELL CHIMING)
1232
00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:18,526
(BELL DINGS)
1233
00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:20,895
Hmm.
1234
00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:22,530
(BULL CLAM APPROACHING)
1235
00:49:23,263 --> 00:49:25,232
(BULL CLAM GROWLS)
Whee!
1236
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:26,701
Huh?
1237
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:28,670
(BELLOWING)
1238
00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:30,437
(LAUGHS)
1239
00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:33,140
(GIDDY CHUCKLING)
1240
00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:34,709
(TWELFTH STREET RAG
CONTINUING)
1241
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,611
(BELL CHIMING)
1242
00:49:36,644 --> 00:49:37,946
(BELL DINGS)
1243
00:49:37,978 --> 00:49:39,279
(PIRATES SHOUTING)
1244
00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:40,447
En garde!
1245
00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:43,785
(WHOOSHING)
1246
00:49:43,818 --> 00:49:44,985
(PIRATES EXCLAIM)
(EXPLOSION)
1247
00:49:45,018 --> 00:49:46,688
(PIRATES SHOUTING)
1248
00:49:46,721 --> 00:49:48,355
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
1249
00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:50,725
(BELL CHIMES)
1250
00:49:50,758 --> 00:49:51,793
(BELL DINGS)
1251
00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:53,293
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1252
00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:57,665
(GRUNTS)
1253
00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:59,066
Huh-ho!
1254
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,467
(GRUNTS) Hyah!
1255
00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:05,339
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
1256
00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:08,342
(BELL CHIMING)
1257
00:50:09,076 --> 00:50:10,879
(GIGGLES, EXCLAIMS)
1258
00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:11,813
(BELL DINGS)
1259
00:50:11,846 --> 00:50:12,847
(LAUGHTER)
1260
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:13,781
(BELL DINGS)
1261
00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,048
(LAUGHTER)
1262
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:16,751
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1263
00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:17,852
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1264
00:50:17,886 --> 00:50:18,887
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1265
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,020
(BELL DINGING)
(LAUGHTER)
1266
00:50:20,053 --> 00:50:21,556
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
1267
00:50:21,589 --> 00:50:22,824
(FILM REEL WHIRS)
1268
00:50:22,857 --> 00:50:24,692
WOMAN:
We interrupt this movie
for an important message
1269
00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:26,059
from Paramount Studios.
1270
00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:29,764
This picture's gone
completely off the rails!
1271
00:50:29,797 --> 00:50:31,331
The only thing
that can save it
1272
00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:33,868
is some serious star power.
1273
00:50:33,902 --> 00:50:37,772
Get Sandy Cheeks
in this movie, pronto!
1274
00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:39,674
Howdy-do, SpongeBob!
(GLITCHING)
1275
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:40,775
Huh.
(DISTORTED LAUGH)
1276
00:50:40,808 --> 00:50:42,544
(ROARS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
1277
00:50:42,577 --> 00:50:44,344
That's not what I meant!
1278
00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:46,213
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who is it?
1279
00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:47,649
Hey, what--
1280
00:50:47,682 --> 00:50:48,750
(BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRY)
1281
00:50:48,783 --> 00:50:50,350
Get out of here!
Get out!
1282
00:50:50,384 --> 00:50:52,587
(PLAYING SPED UP
TWELFTH STREET RAG)
1283
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:03,565
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1284
00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:07,869
(ROARS)
1285
00:51:07,902 --> 00:51:09,369
(PLAYING CONTINUING)
1286
00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:10,304
Huh?
1287
00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:13,007
(ROARS)
1288
00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,076
(PLAYS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
(RUMBLING)
1289
00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,779
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1290
00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:18,846
(CRASHES)
1291
00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:21,181
(SONG ENDING)
1292
00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:24,052
(SCALLOPS CHIRPING)
(GROANS)
1293
00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:25,019
(SONG ENDS)
1294
00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:26,153
(WARBLING)
1295
00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,989
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
1296
00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:31,059
Boy, if only Mr. Krabs
could see me now.
1297
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:32,259
He'd finally see
1298
00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:33,828
what I've been seein'
1299
00:51:33,861 --> 00:51:35,162
all along,
1300
00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:37,397
a swashbuckler
in the makin'.
1301
00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,666
Really?
1302
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,901
Really.
1303
00:51:39,934 --> 00:51:41,002
But remember,
1304
00:51:41,035 --> 00:51:43,605
if you want to become
a true big guy,
1305
00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:45,873
you have
to stay focused.
1306
00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:47,575
Got it. Focused.
1307
00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:48,610
PATRICK: Bubble break!
1308
00:51:48,643 --> 00:51:51,012
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1309
00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:52,947
You had me at "bubble".
1310
00:51:52,981 --> 00:51:54,114
(SPONGEBOB GIGGLING)
(GROANS)
1311
00:51:54,147 --> 00:51:55,583
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1312
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:58,786
Let's do a triple-dog
backslash wand-grabber.
1313
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,189
With a banana-slap
twist-blister!
1314
00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,458
(GIGGLING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
1315
00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:05,860
(MUSIC STOPS)
1316
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,160
Hmm?
1317
00:52:08,029 --> 00:52:09,831
Huh?
Yeah...
1318
00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:13,034
Um, sounds fun,
Patrick,
1319
00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,670
but maybe we shouldn't
do this anymore.
1320
00:52:15,703 --> 00:52:16,838
(STAMMERS) What?
1321
00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,540
Well, it's just--
You know, it--
1322
00:52:19,574 --> 00:52:21,843
I have this other thing
I'm doing.
1323
00:52:21,876 --> 00:52:23,044
PATRICK: You mean,
1324
00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:25,546
you don't want
to blow bubbles
1325
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:26,814
with me?
1326
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,784
(SOBBING)
1327
00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:32,352
(SIGHS, SNIFFLING)
1328
00:52:32,386 --> 00:52:34,454
I... I really
want to, but...
1329
00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,958
That's okay.
It's just that
I should...
1330
00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:38,760
No, it's fine.
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
1331
00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:41,228
Pat.
I'm not crying! (SOBS)
1332
00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:43,865
It's just raining
on my face!
1333
00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:44,832
(SOBBING)
1334
00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:47,367
Ah, don't worry
about your friend.
1335
00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:51,039
You can make it up to him
once you're a swashbuckler.
1336
00:52:51,072 --> 00:52:52,740
Well, I... I guess.
1337
00:52:52,774 --> 00:52:54,075
Good lad.
1338
00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:57,210
Just keep your eyes
on the prize.
1339
00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:58,880
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1340
00:52:58,913 --> 00:53:01,582
Come on. Almost there.
(SPUTTERING)
1341
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:04,484
You're pushing this tub
way too hard.
1342
00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:07,187
We can't stop until
we reach SpongeBob!
1343
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:09,489
Can't stop. Won't stop.
1344
00:53:09,524 --> 00:53:11,025
No stop!
1345
00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:12,527
(EXPLOSION)
1346
00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:17,532
(SQUISHES)
1347
00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:18,633
We stopped.
1348
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,737
MR. KRABS:
Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
1349
00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:24,706
Why didn't I just show ya
1350
00:53:24,739 --> 00:53:26,273
how to be a swashbuckler
1351
00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:28,408
when ya asked?
1352
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,845
You never told me
how much you cared.
1353
00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:33,981
Well, I couldn't.
Emotions that are emotional
1354
00:53:34,015 --> 00:53:36,216
(SOBS) are hard for me!
1355
00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,485
Well, it doesn't
matter now.
1356
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,219
What?
1357
00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:42,790
You're stuck,
so I'm doomed.
1358
00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:45,526
Goodbye! (CRYING)
1359
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,529
Quick! We got to fix this
camper! We got to fix it!
1360
00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:49,697
Oh, sure.
1361
00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:52,667
(SARCASTICALLY) Let's go pop
into an auto parts store
1362
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,267
and get what we need.
1363
00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,368
GARY: Meow.
BOTH: Huh?
1364
00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,471
(WIND WHISTLING)
(CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
1365
00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:59,040
MR. KRABS: Good eye, Gary!
1366
00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:01,274
Does this seem
a little convenient?
1367
00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:02,409
Nonsense.
1368
00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:05,278
These big-box stores
are everywhere!
1369
00:54:05,312 --> 00:54:06,514
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1370
00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:08,683
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
(EASY LISTENING MUSIC ON PA)
1371
00:54:08,716 --> 00:54:09,483
Meow.
1372
00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,686
Spare tire, exhaust pipe,
1373
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,055
tire iron, and oil.
1374
00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:16,157
Oil, where's the oil?
1375
00:54:16,190 --> 00:54:17,992
Just ask somebody.
1376
00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:21,596
Hello! We need
some oil over here!
1377
00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,866
Hello?
1378
00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:27,101
Hello!
(SUSPENSEFUL STING)
1379
00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:28,803
Where is everybody?
1380
00:54:28,836 --> 00:54:30,104
(SLAMS, CLICKS)
1381
00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:31,304
Hello?
1382
00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:34,142
That might be
our cue to go.
1383
00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:36,677
Meow-ow.
Huh. There's
someone's shoe.
1384
00:54:36,711 --> 00:54:37,645
(HORROR STING)
1385
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:39,479
SQUIDWARD: And there's
the other one.
1386
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,414
(ALL GASP)
1387
00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:43,818
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1388
00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:44,852
(HORROR STING)
1389
00:54:49,657 --> 00:54:52,593
What kind of
big-box store
is this?
1390
00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:55,963
(WHOOSHING)
(ALL GASPING, EXCLAIMING)
1391
00:54:55,997 --> 00:54:58,166
Run!
(SCREAMS)
1392
00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,567
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1393
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,802
(SCREAMS)
1394
00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:02,703
(MR. KRABS SHOUTING)
1395
00:55:02,737 --> 00:55:03,704
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1396
00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:05,338
I see the exit!
1397
00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:07,809
(SHRIEKS)
(WHIMPERS)
1398
00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,644
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
1399
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:11,779
(GROWLS)
1400
00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:13,446
(SHRIEKING)
1401
00:55:16,184 --> 00:55:19,854
(GROWLING)
1402
00:55:19,887 --> 00:55:21,122
(BLOWS)
1403
00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:24,357
(GROWLING)
1404
00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,027
Meow-ow.
1405
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:28,529
(GROWLING)
(WHIMPERS)
1406
00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:30,497
(TERRIFIED SHUDDERING)
1407
00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:33,234
What's the plan,
Mr. Krabs?
1408
00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:34,334
Meow.
1409
00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:35,402
Meow-ow.
1410
00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:36,804
It looks hungry.
1411
00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:38,206
And it's getting closer!
1412
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,173
Meow.
1413
00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:40,541
(WHIMPERING)
1414
00:55:40,575 --> 00:55:42,109
SQUIDWARD: Say the word.
1415
00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:43,945
Anytime now.
1416
00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:45,146
Sooner the better!
1417
00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:46,446
(SCREAMS)
1418
00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:48,749
(FRANTIC SOBBING)
1419
00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:49,984
(FRANTIC GASPING)
1420
00:55:50,017 --> 00:55:51,052
Really?
1421
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:52,086
(YELPS)
Meow.
1422
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:54,354
(ROARING)
1423
00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:58,358
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1424
00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:04,265
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1425
00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:05,465
Huh?
1426
00:56:06,234 --> 00:56:07,835
Hey, I found the oil!
1427
00:56:07,869 --> 00:56:09,270
Oh, no, no, no, no!
1428
00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:11,105
(FRANTIC SOBBING)
1429
00:56:11,138 --> 00:56:12,472
(GULP ECHOES)
1430
00:56:12,506 --> 00:56:15,142
Bye-bye, Krabby.
1431
00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:17,511
(CACKLING)
(SOBBING)
1432
00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,547
(WAILING)
Huh?
1433
00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:21,481
Whoa...
1434
00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:22,984
(BONE CRACKS)
1435
00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:24,619
Barb?
(SIGHS, GROANS)
1436
00:56:24,652 --> 00:56:27,655
What do you do
when your best friend
1437
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,558
doesn't want to blow
bubbles anymore?
1438
00:56:30,858 --> 00:56:32,159
Uh...
1439
00:56:32,193 --> 00:56:33,426
Well, I, uh...
1440
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,730
(CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, I, I, uh...
1441
00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:38,633
Thanks. Makes
a lot of sense.
1442
00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:44,572
(GROANS)
1443
00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:46,607
(DRAMATIC STING)
1444
00:56:46,641 --> 00:56:50,044
(ECHOING) This is it, lad.
The last challenge.
1445
00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:55,816
Finish this and you'll
become a swashbuckler!
1446
00:56:57,151 --> 00:56:58,418
Let's do it.
1447
00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:00,888
(UPBEAT METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1448
00:57:11,299 --> 00:57:13,401
Ready, Dutch?
1449
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:15,468
Bang it.
(ENGINE REVS)
1450
00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:17,672
(ENGINE REVVING)
1451
00:57:23,311 --> 00:57:24,912
(TIRES SCREECH)
1452
00:57:25,546 --> 00:57:26,647
(MUSIC ENDS)
1453
00:57:27,381 --> 00:57:28,416
(BLOWS)
1454
00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:29,884
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1455
00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:30,885
(BOTH GASP)
1456
00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,420
(LAUGHS)
Ta-da!
1457
00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:35,022
SPONGEBOB: Daring, bravery,
courageousness, panache,
guts, grit, moxie...
1458
00:57:35,056 --> 00:57:37,358
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
...and intestinal fortitude!
1459
00:57:37,391 --> 00:57:39,226
You did 'em all!
1460
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,395
I knew you were
special, lad.
1461
00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:43,931
(LAUGHING)
1462
00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:45,032
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1463
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:46,033
(BOTH GASP)
1464
00:57:46,834 --> 00:57:50,538
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
1465
00:57:51,339 --> 00:57:52,506
(MANIACAL LAUGH)
1466
00:57:53,274 --> 00:57:55,109
(MENACING LAUGHTER)
1467
00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:56,110
(LAUGHING NORMALLY)
1468
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:58,245
(GIDDY LAUGH)
1469
00:57:58,279 --> 00:58:01,282
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
SPONGEBOB: Whoa!
1470
00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:03,050
Look at that!
1471
00:58:03,084 --> 00:58:08,689
(CHUCKLES) Inside those doors,
you'll stand at the altar,
blow the hornpipe,
1472
00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:11,225
and a swashbuckler
you'll become.
1473
00:58:11,258 --> 00:58:13,160
And once I get my certificate,
1474
00:58:13,194 --> 00:58:17,331
Mr. Krabs will finally see
that I'm a big guy.
1475
00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:19,066
(SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS)
Then I can do
1476
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:22,803
what every little guy dreams
of doing when he grows up,
1477
00:58:22,837 --> 00:58:25,573
ride that big guy
roller coaster.
1478
00:58:25,606 --> 00:58:28,476
Yes, yes, roller coa--
Uh, wait.
1479
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:31,846
You mean your dream is
to ride a roller coaster?
1480
00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:34,949
Well, of course.
We all have dreams.
1481
00:58:34,982 --> 00:58:35,750
What's yours?
1482
00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:37,118
(SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS)
What?
1483
00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:38,919
Well, uh...
1484
00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:42,790
I dream of a wonderful world
above the waves,
1485
00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,092
where the sun shines
in your face
1486
00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,962
and the wind blows
through your hair.
1487
00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:50,564
What's this magical
place called?
1488
00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:53,067
Santa Monica!
1489
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,535
(CHUCKLES) Look at me,
1490
00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:56,505
chatterin' like
a cabin boy.
1491
00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:57,738
Let's get goin'!
1492
00:58:57,772 --> 00:58:59,807
MR. KRABS:
Stop right there!
1493
00:59:00,341 --> 00:59:01,675
(SCREECHING)
1494
00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:03,144
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1495
00:59:03,177 --> 00:59:06,180
Good thing this bird is
allergic to shellfish!
1496
00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:07,381
(MR. KRABS CACKLING)
1497
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,449
(SNEEZES)
1498
00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:10,284
Mr. Krabs?
1499
00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:12,086
Ooh! Tartar sauce!
1500
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,522
(HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUING)
1501
00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,222
(CRASHES)
1502
00:59:15,256 --> 00:59:16,525
Are you okay, boy-o?
1503
00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,292
Did ya get hurt at all?
Any bumps?
1504
00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:19,593
Bruises? Scratches?
1505
00:59:19,627 --> 00:59:22,329
I'm so glad we found you!
1506
00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,999
Who's "we"?
Me, Squidward and Gary.
1507
00:59:30,805 --> 00:59:32,573
We're here
to rescue ya!
1508
00:59:32,606 --> 00:59:33,674
From him!
1509
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:36,210
Whoa! Well,
now hold on, Krabs!
1510
00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,546
Oh, I'm not
in any danger.
1511
00:59:37,578 --> 00:59:40,414
The Flying Dutchman's
been helping me become
a swashbuckler.
1512
00:59:40,448 --> 00:59:42,283
Just like you.
(GUILTILY) Oh.
1513
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:43,617
(CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY)
1514
00:59:43,651 --> 00:59:45,986
Well, ya see,
I, uh...
1515
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:49,056
You want
to tell him,
or should I?
1516
00:59:49,090 --> 00:59:50,091
Tell me what?
1517
00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:51,592
(GROANS)
1518
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,627
It's about
me past, lad.
1519
00:59:53,661 --> 00:59:55,396
I embellished a few o' the...
1520
00:59:55,429 --> 00:59:58,199
tsk, uh, finer details.
1521
00:59:58,232 --> 01:00:00,367
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1522
01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,670
I did spend me youth at sea,
1523
01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:06,541
but I wasn't the captain.
1524
01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:08,876
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.
You were a fry cook?
1525
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,145
MR. KRABS: Aye. And like you,
1526
01:00:11,178 --> 01:00:14,482
I dreamed of bein'
a swashbuckler.
1527
01:00:14,516 --> 01:00:15,950
(GRUNTING)
1528
01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:16,951
(GROWLS)
1529
01:00:17,651 --> 01:00:19,253
(SHOUTS)
(LAUGHING)
1530
01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:23,424
MR. KRABS:
But nobody believed in me.
They said I was a--
1531
01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,292
bubble-blowin' baby boy!
1532
01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:26,260
(GASPS)
1533
01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,362
MR. KRABS: I was so ashamed.
1534
01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:29,630
(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
1535
01:00:29,663 --> 01:00:33,367
And that's when something
called out to me.
1536
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,802
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1537
01:00:34,835 --> 01:00:37,705
It was the Dutchman's
hornpipe.
1538
01:00:39,173 --> 01:00:40,107
Huh?
1539
01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:42,176
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
1540
01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:46,680
MR. KRABS:
The dirty deceiver promised
to make me a swashbuckler,
1541
01:00:46,714 --> 01:00:49,283
and lured me
to the Underworld.
1542
01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:53,387
But I froze when I saw
that terrifyin' place.
1543
01:00:54,088 --> 01:00:55,557
(SCREAMING ECHOES)
1544
01:00:55,590 --> 01:00:57,559
The Underworld
shivered me timbers
1545
01:00:57,592 --> 01:01:01,095
and I ran home,
tail between me legs.
1546
01:01:01,128 --> 01:01:03,898
I had many adventures
at sea, boy,
1547
01:01:03,931 --> 01:01:07,201
but I never did become
a swashbuckler.
1548
01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:10,572
But, what about
the Swashbuckler Certificate?
1549
01:01:10,605 --> 01:01:13,240
Well, about that...
1550
01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:18,279
(DRAMATIC STING)
1551
01:01:18,312 --> 01:01:22,584
I've been battling
the horrors
of the Underworld
1552
01:01:22,617 --> 01:01:24,752
(GROWLS)
for a Kids' Menu?
1553
01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:27,221
I thought
it looked familiar.
1554
01:01:27,254 --> 01:01:29,558
I'm sorry I lied, lad.
1555
01:01:29,591 --> 01:01:31,425
I just couldn't bear
for you to know
1556
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,893
I was a coward.
1557
01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,929
But I'm tellin' you
the truth now.
1558
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,131
The Dutchman
is trickin' ya!
1559
01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,032
No, he's not.
1560
01:01:38,065 --> 01:01:40,535
He's just helping me
become a swashbuckler.
1561
01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:42,703
I thought you'd be
proud of me.
1562
01:01:42,736 --> 01:01:43,971
Instead, you're treating me
1563
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:46,541
like I'm still just
a bubble blower.
1564
01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:47,642
That's right.
1565
01:01:47,676 --> 01:01:50,177
Krabs has never
believed in you.
1566
01:01:50,211 --> 01:01:53,147
Come with me
and blow that hornpipe.
1567
01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:56,350
Show him you're
a real swashbuckler.
1568
01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:59,153
The biggest
of the big guys.
1569
01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,456
I'm ready.
1570
01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:03,724
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
1571
01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:05,059
No, SpongeBob!
1572
01:02:06,293 --> 01:02:07,529
Wait!
1573
01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:09,763
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1574
01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:12,266
Hurry, lad.
On the pedestal.
1575
01:02:14,768 --> 01:02:17,071
SpongeBob! Don't do it!
1576
01:02:17,104 --> 01:02:20,941
You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
I'm gonna be a big guy.
1577
01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,810
No, no, no, no! (GROANS)
1578
01:02:22,843 --> 01:02:24,311
(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)
1579
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,246
Come on now!
1580
01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:29,016
Hurry.
1581
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,417
SpongeBob!
1582
01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:31,852
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
1583
01:02:32,587 --> 01:02:34,788
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
1584
01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:37,626
(CACKLING)
1585
01:02:37,659 --> 01:02:39,093
(GASPS)
1586
01:02:42,496 --> 01:02:43,931
(WHOOSHES)
1587
01:02:43,964 --> 01:02:46,233
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
1588
01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,536
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
1589
01:02:48,570 --> 01:02:49,870
(YELPS) No, no!
1590
01:02:49,903 --> 01:02:51,805
Too late, Krabby!
1591
01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:54,241
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1592
01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,343
I'll save ya, lad!
1593
01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:58,445
Gotcha!
1594
01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:00,582
No, no, no, no, no!
1595
01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:02,883
Whoa!
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
1596
01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,985
(WHIMPERING)
(LAUGHING)
1597
01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:08,255
Ooh!
1598
01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:09,758
Swashbuckler shine!
1599
01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,694
It's not swashbuckler shine.
1600
01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:15,396
Yeah, no.
It ain't.
1601
01:03:15,429 --> 01:03:17,364
(THUNDER BREAKS)
Huh?
1602
01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:21,302
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1603
01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:28,809
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1604
01:03:29,644 --> 01:03:30,878
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1605
01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:32,880
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1606
01:03:33,847 --> 01:03:36,250
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
1607
01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:37,552
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1608
01:03:37,585 --> 01:03:40,254
(EVIL LAUGH)
1609
01:03:40,287 --> 01:03:41,623
No!
(GASPS)
1610
01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:43,591
(FRANTIC WHIMPERING)
1611
01:03:44,759 --> 01:03:46,293
Squawk.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1612
01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:50,964
My curse is lifted!
1613
01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:53,934
What?
I tricked you.
1614
01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:59,473
Oh, you're such a big guy,
ready to be a swashbuckler!
1615
01:03:59,507 --> 01:04:00,974
(LAUGHS)
1616
01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,876
It's all been a big lie,
1617
01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:06,548
and you fell for it. (LAUGHS)
1618
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,115
Huh?
1619
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,818
Oh, no.
1620
01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:13,053
(STAMMERING)
1621
01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:14,855
(THE FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS)
1622
01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:20,394
Hang on
to your square derriere.
1623
01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:21,696
(GROANS)
1624
01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:24,666
Guess who's cursed now?
1625
01:04:24,699 --> 01:04:25,633
(GASP)
Meow.
1626
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:28,335
(GROANS)
1627
01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:34,542
All hail the new
FlyingBob DutchPants!
1628
01:04:34,576 --> 01:04:36,711
(EVIL LAUGH)
What?
1629
01:04:36,745 --> 01:04:40,782
Oh, Mr. Krabs,
you were right about him.
1630
01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:43,651
(GASPS) Mr. Krabs!
1631
01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:44,918
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Ugh!
1632
01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:47,856
It looks like you got
a little Dutchman on you, too.
1633
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,657
(LAUGHING)
(BARB CHUCKLING)
1634
01:04:49,691 --> 01:04:52,025
It's a double
Dutchman, sir.
1635
01:04:52,594 --> 01:04:53,762
(GROANS)
1636
01:04:53,795 --> 01:04:55,730
You tricked me.
1637
01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:57,064
(CHUCKLING) Well,
1638
01:04:57,097 --> 01:05:00,835
you wanted to be a big guy
swashbuckler, didn't you?
1639
01:05:00,869 --> 01:05:02,837
So what are you
complainin' about?
1640
01:05:02,871 --> 01:05:05,673
You should be thankin' me.
1641
01:05:05,707 --> 01:05:06,974
(GROANS)
1642
01:05:07,007 --> 01:05:10,110
No. Please, Mr. Dutchman,
sir-- I changed my mind.
1643
01:05:10,144 --> 01:05:12,881
I don't want to be
a swashbuckler anymore.
1644
01:05:12,913 --> 01:05:15,884
Oh, don't fret, sailor.
1645
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,217
All you need to do
1646
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:21,355
is find someone to trick
into trading places with you.
1647
01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,923
It only took me...
1648
01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:25,560
Let's see, uh...
1649
01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:27,529
500 years!
1650
01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:28,696
(GASPS)
1651
01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:30,497
(WHIRRING)
Oh!
1652
01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:33,133
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1653
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:36,671
Now I finally
get to go home.
1654
01:05:36,704 --> 01:05:38,540
Yep, we got to run.
1655
01:05:38,573 --> 01:05:39,741
Huh?
1656
01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:41,275
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
1657
01:05:41,308 --> 01:05:43,878
Wait. Aren't you
taking me?
1658
01:05:43,912 --> 01:05:47,682
Why would I do that?
I don't need you anymore.
1659
01:05:47,715 --> 01:05:49,684
(CHUCKLING)
1660
01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:51,586
(LAUGHING)
1661
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:14,341
What have I done?
1662
01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,444
It's not your fault, lad.
1663
01:06:17,478 --> 01:06:20,414
It was my lyin'
that led ya here.
1664
01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:24,619
And now we're cursed
to be ghosts forever.
1665
01:06:26,521 --> 01:06:28,388
Forever?
1666
01:06:28,422 --> 01:06:29,990
Forever.
1667
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,259
Forever, forever?
1668
01:06:32,894 --> 01:06:34,696
Forever, forever.
1669
01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,734
Forever forever forever
forever forever forever
forever forever?
1670
01:06:39,767 --> 01:06:44,004
Forever forever forever
forever forever forever
forever.
1671
01:06:44,037 --> 01:06:46,173
One more.
Forever!
1672
01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:52,881
SPONGEBOB:
Ghost captain's log,
Tuesday, the 4,732nd,
1673
01:06:52,914 --> 01:06:54,616
in the month of Forever,
1674
01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:58,118
in the year of Eternity.
1675
01:06:58,151 --> 01:07:01,288
(GROGGY GROANS)
1676
01:07:07,896 --> 01:07:11,933
I had it all.
Good job, great friends.
1677
01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:14,301
I should've stayed
a bubble blower.
1678
01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:18,138
You'll always be
a bubble blower to me.
1679
01:07:18,171 --> 01:07:22,777
I'm sorry, Patrick. I can't
believe what a jerk I was.
1680
01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:24,444
Can you ever forgive me?
1681
01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:34,288
(SPITTING)
1682
01:07:34,321 --> 01:07:36,925
Oh, there's got to be
something we can do.
1683
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,493
I'm afraid there's nothin'
we can do.
1684
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:43,665
You made a deal
with the Dutchman.
It's hopeless.
1685
01:07:43,698 --> 01:07:44,766
BARB: Oh, no!
1686
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,100
SPONGEBOB: Barb?
1687
01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:50,972
We're not lettin'
that son of a perch win yet.
1688
01:07:51,005 --> 01:07:53,140
I've read
the "Dutchman's Deal,"
1689
01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:56,376
and I know
what's in the fine print.
1690
01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:58,746
"Pursuant to the provisions
outlined
1691
01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:01,583
in the official Pirate Curse
Rule Book of 1586,
1692
01:08:01,616 --> 01:08:02,750
it is hereby stipulated
1693
01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:04,151
that the recipient
of an officially
designated curse
1694
01:08:04,184 --> 01:08:05,419
is afforded the chance
to rectify and nullify
1695
01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:07,055
all banes and burdens
through demolition,
1696
01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,957
if done so within the morrow,
and so on and so forth,
et cetera."
1697
01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,490
Of course!
1698
01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:14,929
Break the horn before sunset
and you'll reverse the curse!
1699
01:08:14,963 --> 01:08:16,664
How'd you understand that?
1700
01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:19,934
I don't know.
1701
01:08:19,968 --> 01:08:23,337
Oh, but the Pirate
Formerly Known as
the Flying Dutchman
1702
01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:24,973
took it to the surface.
1703
01:08:25,006 --> 01:08:27,742
The surface?
I can get us there!
1704
01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:31,111
(BIRDS CHIRPING TUNE)
1705
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:33,748
(GROWLING)
1706
01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:38,251
Remember, you can only go
to the surface this one time.
1707
01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:42,189
When the sun sets,
the curse is permanent.
1708
01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:46,761
I told you! I don't know!
1709
01:08:46,794 --> 01:08:48,830
(GRUNTS) Woo-woo! Gee.
1710
01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,532
Bye, everybody!
1711
01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:55,637
Hopefully not forever!
1712
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,605
Bye, SpongeBob!
1713
01:08:57,639 --> 01:09:01,542
You know, for a doofus,
you've got a pretty good head
on your shoulders.
1714
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:02,577
What? Where?
1715
01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:04,946
Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!
1716
01:09:04,979 --> 01:09:06,047
(GROANS)
1717
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,750
Come on. I'll give you guys
a ride home.
1718
01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:16,156
Remember, boy-o.
Break the hornpipe
and reverse the curse.
1719
01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:19,393
Right. Break the pipe,
reverse the curse.
1720
01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:22,195
Break the pipe.
Reverse that curse.
1721
01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,098
(BEATBOXING)
1722
01:09:24,132 --> 01:09:26,034
(IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING)
Reverse that curse.
1723
01:09:26,067 --> 01:09:28,468
MR. KRABS: Break it. Break it.
SPONGEBOB:
Reverse it. Reverse it.
1724
01:09:28,502 --> 01:09:30,404
MR. KRABS: Break,
breaky-breaky-break-break.
1725
01:09:30,437 --> 01:09:32,540
SPONGEBOB:
B-B-B-B-Break that curse!
1726
01:09:33,407 --> 01:09:35,109
SPONGEBOB: Whoa!
MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo!
1727
01:09:35,143 --> 01:09:37,045
SPONGEBOB: We made it!
1728
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:39,147
Oh, but it's so big up here.
1729
01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:41,015
The Dutchman
could be anywhere.
1730
01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:42,884
Well, we better
find him quick.
1731
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:46,654
There's no tellin'
what trouble that
cutthroat pirate will cause.
1732
01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:54,327
I'm here, surface world.
1733
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:57,364
And I am ready...
1734
01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:01,936
...to partay!
1735
01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:04,872
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
BEACH PARTY GROUP:
♪ Let's go! ♪
1736
01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:10,444
♪ Come on! ♪
1737
01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:14,816
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
1738
01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:17,652
GIRL: Hey!
(LAUGHING)
1739
01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,253
(GRUNTING)
1740
01:10:21,288 --> 01:10:22,422
(GIGGLING)
1741
01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:25,893
Yoink!
1742
01:10:25,927 --> 01:10:28,796
(LAUGHING)
1743
01:10:34,468 --> 01:10:36,537
(MUSIC FADES OUT,
CONTINUES ON TAPE)
1744
01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:44,212
(LAZY GROAN, CHUCKLING)
1745
01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:47,247
Santa Monica. (LAUGHS)
1746
01:10:47,715 --> 01:10:48,850
Paradise!
1747
01:10:50,218 --> 01:10:52,086
(YAWNS)
1748
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,788
(SNORING)
1749
01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:05,733
Break that pipe.
Reverse that curse.
1750
01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:07,568
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1751
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:12,439
(SNORING)
1752
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,377
Huh?
1753
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,682
MR. KRABS: Come on, pull.
1754
01:11:23,050 --> 01:11:25,285
You?
Quick, grab the hornpipe!
1755
01:11:25,318 --> 01:11:26,854
(GRUNTS) Huh?
1756
01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,090
No! What are you doin' here?
1757
01:11:29,123 --> 01:11:32,660
I served my time as Dutchman
and I'm not goin' back!
1758
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:36,396
You will if we break
that hornpipe.
1759
01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:43,436
Well, then I'll just have
to take it to the one place
you'll never go. (LAUGHING)
1760
01:11:44,238 --> 01:11:45,706
Oh, no.
1761
01:11:48,242 --> 01:11:52,079
(TERRIFIED SHRIEKS)
1762
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,518
(CHUCKLES AND KISSES)
1763
01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:02,990
(SPONGEBOB
AND MR. KRABS PANTING)
1764
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:06,961
A roller coaster? Why did it
have to be a roller coaster?
1765
01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:07,829
(EXCLAIMS)
1766
01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:10,031
Come on, SpongeBob,
we got to stop him!
1767
01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:11,866
SPONGEBOB: Hey! There he is!
1768
01:12:11,899 --> 01:12:13,201
(PANTING)
1769
01:12:13,234 --> 01:12:15,937
MAN: Dude! No cuts.
Oh, right. Sorry.
1770
01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:18,438
Hmph.
1771
01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:21,075
Arr!
1772
01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:22,210
Arr!
Arr!
1773
01:12:22,243 --> 01:12:23,778
Arr!
1774
01:12:23,811 --> 01:12:24,779
Arr!
Arr!
1775
01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:25,813
Arr!
1776
01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,682
Arr!
Arr!
1777
01:12:27,715 --> 01:12:30,051
FRENCH MALE NARRATOR:
Thirty minutes later.
1778
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,686
Arr!
1779
01:12:31,719 --> 01:12:32,987
(WHISTLING)
1780
01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,088
Next.
1781
01:12:35,122 --> 01:12:38,092
See ya at sunset! (LAUGHS)
1782
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:40,094
After those pasty white legs!
1783
01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:41,963
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1784
01:12:42,597 --> 01:12:43,798
Whoa!
1785
01:12:44,732 --> 01:12:46,366
He's gettin' away!
Jump!
1786
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:48,035
Yeah!
Yeah!
1787
01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:49,770
Made it!
(LAUGHS)
1788
01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:51,205
Oh, no.
1789
01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:55,009
I'm on a roller coaster!
1790
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:58,079
(ECHOING) Roller coaster!
1791
01:12:58,112 --> 01:12:59,146
Huh?
1792
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:02,449
Oh, ya got to be kiddin' me.
1793
01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:08,823
Well, hold on,
SpongeBob ScaredyPants.
1794
01:13:09,257 --> 01:13:11,559
(WHIMPERING)
1795
01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:13,493
I got to get off this thing!
1796
01:13:13,527 --> 01:13:17,531
No, SpongeBob! What you got
to do is stay on this thing,
1797
01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,533
and get that hornpipe.
1798
01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:21,535
How am I gonna do that?
1799
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:27,541
Ya start by askin' the right
question. What would you do?
1800
01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:30,378
What would you do?
1801
01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:31,746
No, not me! That's... Look.
1802
01:13:31,779 --> 01:13:34,916
You. SpongeBob.
What would you do?
1803
01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:39,987
Huh? How's that gonna help?
You said it yourself.
I'm not a big guy.
1804
01:13:40,021 --> 01:13:41,822
I'm just a bubble blower.
1805
01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:44,825
Well, I was wrong
about bubble blowers, okay?
1806
01:13:44,859 --> 01:13:49,130
They got more panache,
guts, grit, moxie
and intestinal fortitude
1807
01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,399
than any swashbuckler
I ever met.
1808
01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:55,468
SpongeBob, big guys aren't
rough and tumble.
1809
01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,738
They're... (SNIFFLES) smart.
1810
01:13:57,772 --> 01:14:04,412
And loving, and brave,
and playful, and just fun
to be around!
1811
01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:07,348
Are you talkin' about me,
Mr. Krabs?
1812
01:14:07,381 --> 01:14:08,582
Of course I am!
1813
01:14:08,616 --> 01:14:10,885
And you're the only one
who can break our curse.
1814
01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:15,056
So ask yourself,
what would you do?
1815
01:14:15,089 --> 01:14:17,058
Well, I'd blow a bubble.
1816
01:14:17,091 --> 01:14:21,162
Then get blowin',
ya bubble-blowin'
big baby guy!
1817
01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,463
That sun's about to set.
1818
01:14:23,496 --> 01:14:25,633
(LAUGHING)
1819
01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,601
(TAUNTINGLY) Nyah, nyah!
1820
01:14:28,102 --> 01:14:29,003
Hmm.
1821
01:14:29,036 --> 01:14:31,105
(GRUNTING)
1822
01:14:32,573 --> 01:14:34,208
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
1823
01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:36,277
Oh, yeah. Whoa!
1824
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:37,611
Hold on, lad!
1825
01:14:37,645 --> 01:14:40,514
Don't look down, bubble boy!
1826
01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,718
I'm coming for you.
1827
01:14:43,751 --> 01:14:47,154
(GRUNTS)
Persistent little barnacle.
1828
01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:50,992
Give me that!
1829
01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,660
Bleaaghh!
1830
01:14:53,194 --> 01:14:54,762
Weiner, ten o'clock!
1831
01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:55,763
Arr!
1832
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:56,764
Huh?
1833
01:14:57,131 --> 01:14:59,233
(SCREAMING)
1834
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,002
(BOUNCING GROAN)
1835
01:15:01,035 --> 01:15:03,437
Huh?
I gotcha, lad!
1836
01:15:03,471 --> 01:15:05,139
Nice catch, Mister K!
1837
01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:08,075
Now let's go
get that hornpipe.
1838
01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:10,177
Whoa-whoa-whoa...yow!
1839
01:15:10,211 --> 01:15:11,912
Miss me?
(GRUNTS)
1840
01:15:11,946 --> 01:15:14,849
(GRUNTS) I came here
to do two things,
1841
01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:17,885
kick butt and blow bubbles.
1842
01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:20,788
Looks like
I'm all out of butt.
1843
01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:24,291
Huh?
1844
01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:33,601
Hey,
1845
01:15:33,634 --> 01:15:35,169
what are ya doin'?
1846
01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:37,571
Cut it out!
1847
01:15:38,305 --> 01:15:39,540
Get back!
1848
01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:50,084
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1849
01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:52,019
Seriously?
1850
01:15:52,053 --> 01:15:56,023
Blowin' a bubble
was your big plan,
baby boy?
1851
01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:57,191
(LAUGHING)
1852
01:15:57,224 --> 01:15:58,125
Huh?
1853
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:00,761
(SCREAMING)
1854
01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:04,065
Whoa!
1855
01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:04,999
Whoa!
1856
01:16:05,499 --> 01:16:06,400
Whoa!
1857
01:16:06,434 --> 01:16:07,902
Whoa!
1858
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:09,904
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1859
01:16:09,937 --> 01:16:10,938
Huh?
1860
01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:12,273
(CHUCKLING)
1861
01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:16,377
(GIDDY GIGGLING)
1862
01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:19,814
Oh, the poor boy!
He's lost his mind!
1863
01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:23,050
I'm fine, Mr. Krabs.
It just tickles my belly.
1864
01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:26,220
Ain't ya scared?
No, it's really fun!
1865
01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:32,059
(SHOUTING IN ENJOYMENT)
(SHOUTING IN TERROR)
1866
01:16:32,093 --> 01:16:33,260
Huh?
1867
01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:35,129
(GIGGLING)
1868
01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:36,397
(GROANS)
1869
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,865
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1870
01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:42,336
It doesn't even matter.
1871
01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:46,941
Once the sun sets, I win!
1872
01:16:46,974 --> 01:16:48,843
Mr. Krabs, look!
1873
01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,377
MR. KRABS: It's your bubble!
1874
01:16:53,013 --> 01:16:54,048
Hmm.
1875
01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:58,018
Hey, Dutchman. What happens
again when the sun sets?
1876
01:16:58,052 --> 01:16:59,787
I win.
1877
01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:02,289
(CHUCKLING) I win.
1878
01:17:03,090 --> 01:17:05,893
I win!
1879
01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:11,298
Huh? My hornpipe!
1880
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,401
Huh? Huh?
1881
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:20,274
(GRUNTS)
1882
01:17:20,307 --> 01:17:21,308
Huh?
1883
01:17:21,942 --> 01:17:23,177
(EXCLAIMS)
1884
01:17:25,279 --> 01:17:26,347
(GROANING NERVOUSLY)
1885
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:29,750
(GROANING)
1886
01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:32,319
Whoo-hoo!
1887
01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:34,054
Huh?
1888
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:40,261
No!
1889
01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:43,030
What? (SCREAMS, GROANS)
1890
01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:43,931
Fish sticks!
1891
01:17:43,964 --> 01:17:46,967
(CLEARS THROAT,
GROANS ANGRILY)
1892
01:17:47,001 --> 01:17:48,702
Avast, Barb!
1893
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:53,140
Uh, no hard feelin's
about leavin' ya behind.
1894
01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:56,645
(GASPS) What say we pick up
where we left off?
1895
01:17:56,677 --> 01:18:01,148
Well, not exactly
where we left off.
1896
01:18:03,518 --> 01:18:05,886
(GROANING)
1897
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:09,290
Outdone by a bubble blower!
1898
01:18:11,192 --> 01:18:12,359
(GROANS)
1899
01:18:15,530 --> 01:18:17,298
(LAUGHING)
1900
01:18:17,331 --> 01:18:20,267
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1901
01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:23,070
(POPS)
1902
01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:27,141
For proving his silliness,
good nature, gaiety,
1903
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:32,880
merriment, sense of humor,
high spirits
and bubble-blowing ability,
1904
01:18:32,913 --> 01:18:37,017
it is my great honor
to present
SpongeBob SquarePants
1905
01:18:37,051 --> 01:18:40,721
with the official Big Guy
Certificate.
1906
01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,723
(SLURPING)
(BURPS)
1907
01:18:42,756 --> 01:18:45,059
Uh, is this where I order?
1908
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:46,595
Wow. It's...
1909
01:18:46,628 --> 01:18:49,463
(SNIFFLING) It's beautiful.
1910
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:52,032
And to honor
our beloved fry cook,
1911
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:54,935
all Krabby Patties
are full price!
1912
01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:56,937
(ALL EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY)
1913
01:18:57,606 --> 01:18:59,807
Hey, wait a second.
Huh?
1914
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:02,109
Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
1915
01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:06,013
But I have to say, I couldn't
have done it without my best,
1916
01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:08,949
bubble-blowing buddy
in the whole wide world...
1917
01:19:08,983 --> 01:19:11,018
Congratulations.
...Patrick.
1918
01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:13,487
Your name is Patrick, too?
1919
01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:15,590
I think he means you.
(GASPS)
1920
01:19:15,624 --> 01:19:18,125
This award is half yours.
1921
01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:19,260
Yay!
1922
01:19:19,561 --> 01:19:21,428
(LAUGHING)
1923
01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:23,497
Here's your half. I win!
1924
01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:27,434
GARY: (MUFFLED)
Meow.
1925
01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:31,038
I'd also like to thank
someone very special to me.
1926
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:37,579
My boss, my mentor,
and most of all,
my friend, Mr. Krabs.
1927
01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:39,913
(SNIFFLING) Oh, SpongeBob.
1928
01:19:39,947 --> 01:19:44,485
This calls for
an extra-special bubble blow!
1929
01:19:44,519 --> 01:19:46,186
Whoo-hoo!
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
1930
01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:52,960
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
1931
01:19:55,796 --> 01:19:57,464
Aw!
Huh?
1932
01:19:58,899 --> 01:20:01,703
Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
1933
01:20:01,736 --> 01:20:04,305
Is this really necessary?
1934
01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:06,040
Meow.
1935
01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:09,644
You're right, Gary.
It does feel
like something's missing.
1936
01:20:09,678 --> 01:20:12,279
(MR. BIG STUFF
BY JEAN KNIGHT PLAYING)
1937
01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,887
I can't believe
they forgot me!
1938
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,455
Those lousy,
stinking bunch of...
1939
01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:23,023
(KISSING)
1940
01:20:24,258 --> 01:20:25,292
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1941
01:20:27,662 --> 01:20:29,631
JEAN KNIGHT: (SINGING)
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
1942
01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:31,265
♪ Mr. Big Stuff! ♪♪
1943
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:34,435
(BIG GUY
BY ICE SPICE PLAYING)
1944
01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:45,567
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1945
01:23:15,897 --> 01:23:18,098
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1946
01:25:53,186 --> 01:25:55,422
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1947
01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:16,577
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1948
01:27:22,877 --> 01:27:25,012
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)