1 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:10,532 Hey, Roman, are you sleeping? 2 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,784 Yes. 3 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,078 Okay, cool. 4 00:00:15,787 --> 00:00:16,872 Hey, Roman? 5 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:20,250 - What? - Is the monster gone? 6 00:00:20,876 --> 00:00:23,712 We've talked about this, okay? 7 00:00:23,712 --> 00:00:26,590 There is no monster! 8 00:00:28,675 --> 00:00:30,761 Why'd you scream? You scared me. 9 00:00:31,344 --> 00:00:35,098 I scared you? Look, tha-- that's it, okay? 10 00:00:35,098 --> 00:00:37,809 I'm too old to be living with a kid who believes in monsters. 11 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,312 Remember what Gladys at the dry cleaners said? 12 00:00:40,771 --> 00:00:42,230 That's the most ketchup she's ever cleaned out 13 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,356 of a young man's pants? 14 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,443 Exactly. "A young man." 15 00:00:46,902 --> 00:00:48,528 And a young man, needs his own room. 16 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,572 N-- I'm talking to Mom and Dad. 17 00:00:56,286 --> 00:00:57,454 Well, that's new. 18 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:03,418 Oh, hey, kid. Is this the Russo house? 19 00:01:03,835 --> 00:01:05,337 What are you doing in my mirror? 20 00:01:05,337 --> 00:01:07,506 That's how we get places. I'm a wizard. 21 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:09,216 Where's your robe and pointy hat? 22 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:12,344 Let me clarify. I'm a wizard with style. 23 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,060 Billie, we can't go in that way. 24 00:01:21,353 --> 00:01:23,063 Wait! Who else is in there? 25 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,398 Should I be changing in the bathroom? 26 00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:28,735 - Okay, Milo. - Roman. 27 00:01:28,735 --> 00:01:30,195 There's something I gotta tell you. 28 00:01:30,195 --> 00:01:33,740 Me first, okay? Maybe I flew off the handle. 29 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:35,534 Not gonna move out. 30 00:01:35,534 --> 00:01:38,912 But promise me, no more crazy made-up stories. 31 00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:43,250 - There's a wizard in our mirror! - Dad, I need my own room! 32 00:01:46,962 --> 00:01:49,881 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 33 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:51,758 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 34 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:53,510 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 35 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:56,680 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 36 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:01,309 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 37 00:02:01,309 --> 00:02:03,436 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 38 00:02:03,436 --> 00:02:06,314 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 39 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,108 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 40 00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:11,820 ♪ What it seems ♪ 41 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,120 {\an8}Oh! Hey there, good looking. 42 00:02:21,454 --> 00:02:22,581 Why, yes. 43 00:02:22,581 --> 00:02:26,376 {\an8}It is my birthday today. Yeah, 34. 44 00:02:29,629 --> 00:02:31,798 Oh, you think the J-Man's still got it? 45 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:35,927 {\an8}I think you still got it. Giada. 46 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:38,263 You're awake. That's fun. 47 00:02:39,806 --> 00:02:41,349 Happy birthday, J-Man. 48 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,935 You remembered my birthday. 49 00:02:43,935 --> 00:02:45,061 {\an8}How could I forget? 50 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:47,147 {\an8}You sent me four calendar invites. 51 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,108 {\an8}Well, you do know that coordinating family logistics 52 00:02:50,108 --> 00:02:51,943 {\an8}is my love language. 53 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:54,988 Gross! Get a room! 54 00:02:55,572 --> 00:02:56,740 This is our room. 55 00:02:58,033 --> 00:03:00,285 Hey, guys! Anything you wanna say to me today? 56 00:03:00,285 --> 00:03:03,330 Oh, thank you for asking. I need my own room. 57 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:06,416 No, like anything you want to, uh, wish me? 58 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:09,336 I wish you would give me my own room. 59 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:13,256 {\an8}Look what I woke up to this morning. 60 00:03:13,548 --> 00:03:15,258 {\an8}It's so the monster in the closet will think 61 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:17,218 {\an8}I'm a monster and go after Roman. 62 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:19,804 Savage. Gets that from my side. 63 00:03:21,431 --> 00:03:24,100 {\an8}Mom, don't encourage him. You should be telling him 64 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,769 {\an8}there's no such thing as monsters. 65 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,312 {\an8}Back me up on this, Dad. 66 00:03:27,312 --> 00:03:28,647 {\an8}Absolutely, buddy. 67 00:03:28,647 --> 00:03:30,690 {\an8}There is no such thing as monsters. 68 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,192 {\an8}And I should know, 'cause I was not 69 00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:33,568 {\an8}a monster hunter when I was your age. 70 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:35,278 {\an8}You were a monster hunter? 71 00:03:35,278 --> 00:03:38,323 {\an8}No! No, I was very clear when I said I was not 72 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:40,283 {\an8}a monster hunter, okay? I couldn't have been, 73 00:03:40,283 --> 00:03:41,368 because I'm not a wizard. 74 00:03:42,827 --> 00:03:44,037 What are we even talking about? 75 00:03:45,664 --> 00:03:49,334 Is Dad having a midlife crisis? Are you getting a tattoo? 76 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:50,669 Ooh, are you? 77 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:53,254 - No, and I am not midlife-- - M'kay. 78 00:03:53,254 --> 00:03:54,881 Guys, I turned 34 today. 79 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:56,132 It's your birthday? 80 00:03:57,634 --> 00:03:58,468 Be honest with me, does no one check the family calendar? 81 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:02,180 We all love the calendar, big fans of the calendar. Okay. 82 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:05,141 Boys, go get dressed. I think your dad needs a moment. 83 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,645 Listen, don't freak out, 84 00:04:08,645 --> 00:04:09,813 but I got you a little surprise for your birthday. 85 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:11,773 But... I don't like surprises. 86 00:04:11,982 --> 00:04:13,149 Oh, you're gonna like this one. 87 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,611 Okay, I can handle this. Maybe liking surprises 88 00:04:16,611 --> 00:04:18,488 will be a new thing for me. Yeah, yeah. 89 00:04:18,488 --> 00:04:20,490 Oh, who am I kidding? Giada! 90 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:26,496 Let's just go in this way. 91 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:28,748 No, we have to use the front door. 92 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,210 Like a mortal? Aw, man, nobody better see me. 93 00:04:35,964 --> 00:04:39,009 Giada! Hey, um, uh, yeah... 94 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:42,095 Giada, why-- why don't you tell me what it is, okay? 95 00:04:42,095 --> 00:04:43,513 And you'll be like, "Surprise!" 96 00:04:43,513 --> 00:04:46,099 And then I'll be like, "No freaking way!" 97 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:48,101 Gia-- Huh? 98 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:53,440 Look who's using the front door just like one of you people. 99 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:56,568 Surprise! 100 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:03,616 No freaking way. 101 00:05:04,159 --> 00:05:06,619 I know, I look fantastic, don't I? 102 00:05:07,871 --> 00:05:09,956 Alex, are you here for my birthday? 103 00:05:10,457 --> 00:05:13,877 It's your... It-- uh... It's your birthday! That's why... 104 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:15,378 That's why I came, you know? Aw. 105 00:05:15,378 --> 00:05:17,088 That's why we're here. We came for your birthday. 106 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:21,509 You dragged me here for your brother's birthday? 107 00:05:21,509 --> 00:05:22,886 No, I brought you here, 108 00:05:22,886 --> 00:05:24,554 so you can meet your new wizard teacher. 109 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:27,265 I don't need a new teacher. They never believe in me anyway. 110 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:30,477 Well, this one will. He's the best I've ever known. 111 00:05:30,477 --> 00:05:32,187 Annoyingly. But... 112 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,938 I just have to find a way to ask him. 113 00:05:33,938 --> 00:05:35,440 He can be a little high-strung. 114 00:05:35,648 --> 00:05:37,025 Did you guys track this dirt in? 115 00:05:40,153 --> 00:05:41,654 Okay, a lot high-strung. 116 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,326 So, you're the guy who owns all the sandwich shops? 117 00:05:46,326 --> 00:05:47,410 Like, the billionaire? 118 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,496 Uh, no. That would be Max. 119 00:05:49,496 --> 00:05:51,206 I'm a middle school vice principal, which some 120 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:53,416 would say is much cooler than being a billionaire. 121 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:54,834 - Nobody says that. - I would never say that. 122 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:59,005 Uh, and Alex, who is this? 123 00:05:59,297 --> 00:06:03,009 Oh, um, this is Billie. She's... with me. 124 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,595 Well, that clears everything up. 125 00:06:07,222 --> 00:06:09,599 - Aunt Alex! - Oh, my gosh! Hi, guys! 126 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:12,644 How are you? I bought you presents. 127 00:06:12,644 --> 00:06:14,187 Because I'm the coolest aunt, like ever. 128 00:06:14,187 --> 00:06:15,688 Oh! Shirts. - So... 129 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,566 Straight outta WizTech. - Alex. 130 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,568 Can I speak with you in private? 131 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,241 That's the wizard girl from our mirror. 132 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:27,742 Dude, you're gonna weird her out. 133 00:06:29,035 --> 00:06:29,619 Hey, what kind of mileage does this thing get? 134 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:34,082 Okay, maybe she's gonna weird us out. 135 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:37,669 Uh, what are these? 136 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:39,879 Uh, hilarious novelty tees. 137 00:06:41,214 --> 00:06:42,340 About wizards. 138 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:45,885 Well, we are wizards. 139 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:47,929 Okay, we're talking over here now. 140 00:06:49,514 --> 00:06:51,349 Remember how the last time we talked, 141 00:06:51,641 --> 00:06:53,560 you asked me when I was going to tell Giada and the kids 142 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,103 that I was from a family of wizards? 143 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:58,398 - Yeah. - Well, I kinda sort of haven't. 144 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:01,401 You're still lying to your family, Justin? I'm... 145 00:07:02,277 --> 00:07:03,403 I'm so proud of you. 146 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,532 I'm not lying, Alex. Technically, I'm not a wizard. 147 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,742 Okay? Anymore. I haven't picked up a wand 148 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:10,994 since I got fired from WizTech. 149 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:13,329 Oh... Yeah. The unicorn incident. 150 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:15,165 - That was hilarious-- Awful. - Awful! 151 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:17,709 It was so awful. That's what I was trying to say. 152 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:22,172 Uh, but don't you miss it? You know, teaching wizards? 153 00:07:22,922 --> 00:07:25,884 No. I don't even think about it every day. 154 00:07:28,011 --> 00:07:29,804 - You just said every day. - Yes, I didn't. 155 00:07:32,515 --> 00:07:34,475 Look, okay? Just while you're here, 156 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:37,645 no talk about magic and no wizard talk, okay? 157 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:41,482 Fine. What exactly does your family think I do for a living? 158 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:42,859 Professional dog walker. 159 00:07:45,612 --> 00:07:48,239 I want to be offended, but I do love dogs, so... 160 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:50,658 All right, fine. I won't blow your cover. 161 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,411 Thank you. And what about Billie? Is she cool? 162 00:07:53,411 --> 00:07:54,537 I promise. 163 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,498 Billie definitely won't say anything about being a wizard. 164 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:58,833 I'm a wizard! 165 00:08:01,252 --> 00:08:03,963 - I told you. - Milo, she's not a wizard. 166 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:05,506 I know you didn't just say that. 167 00:08:06,549 --> 00:08:07,592 There's no such thing as wizards. 168 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:09,177 And I know you did not just say that. 169 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,096 It's not personal. He doesn't believe me 170 00:08:12,096 --> 00:08:13,848 about the monster in our closet either. 171 00:08:13,848 --> 00:08:15,516 Uh-- Because monsters aren't real, 172 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:17,268 just like wizards aren't real. 173 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:19,520 Okay, smart guy, show me your closet then. 174 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:22,440 Fine, but all that's gonna prove is that I have 175 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,733 great taste in cardigans. 176 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,697 There it is. There's the closet. 177 00:08:29,697 --> 00:08:30,907 Open it up. 178 00:08:30,907 --> 00:08:33,368 This is your dumb thing. You open it. 179 00:08:33,368 --> 00:08:36,246 I'm not opening it. I like being alive. 180 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,207 Well, guess you're both too scared to open it. 181 00:08:39,457 --> 00:08:41,459 I am. Thought I was clear about that. 182 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:43,962 Hey, fine, I'll open it. 183 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:47,340 From the place where dark beasts dwell, 184 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:49,550 I summon a floogie with this spell. 185 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:53,179 Get ready to not see... 186 00:08:57,809 --> 00:08:59,310 Why are you laughing?! 187 00:08:59,644 --> 00:09:02,563 Because, you said monsters aren't real, 188 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:05,817 so I conjured one, 'cause I'm a wizard, ahwandra. 189 00:09:09,904 --> 00:09:12,407 Please tell me there's a spell to make it go away. 190 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,951 There is, I just don't know it. 191 00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:18,913 You don't know how to send it back? 192 00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:20,623 Then why did you conjure it? 193 00:09:20,623 --> 00:09:22,875 - 'Cause you said I couldn't. - You can't argue with the logic. 194 00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:29,048 I don't hear anything. 195 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:34,429 See? Uh, maybe the monster went away on its own? 196 00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:37,056 Yeah, that definitely happens. Go check it out. 197 00:09:43,271 --> 00:09:46,024 You checked it out? What is wrong with you? 198 00:09:46,024 --> 00:09:48,151 Me? We didn't have a monster 199 00:09:48,151 --> 00:09:50,069 in the closet until you came along! 200 00:09:50,069 --> 00:09:52,196 - Actually-- - Not now, Milo! 201 00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:57,410 My dad cannot find out 202 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,703 there's a monster running around the house. 203 00:09:58,911 --> 00:10:00,121 - It'll-- - Ruin his birthday. 204 00:10:01,664 --> 00:10:04,250 His birthday? If Justin Russo finds out wizards are real, 205 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,586 - his head's gonna explode! - Cool. 206 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:09,297 Why did you bring that... that... 207 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:11,007 - Floogie. - ...that floogie here, 208 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:12,258 if you couldn't get rid of it? 209 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:13,634 'Cause I didn't know I couldn't get rid of it 210 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:14,802 until I brought it here. 211 00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,473 You need to go back to... wizard school. 212 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,308 Well, I can't, 'cause I got kicked out. 213 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:24,103 It's not my fault my teachers don't believe in me. 214 00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:26,356 But I don't need them. I don't need anyone. 215 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:28,024 We definitely need someone. 216 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,154 No, we don't. I can fix this. 217 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,781 I'll get rid of the floogie myself. 218 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:36,783 Please. 219 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,118 All right, fine. But if that thing 220 00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:40,370 poops in the house, you're cleaning it up. 221 00:10:41,704 --> 00:10:43,122 Oh, they don't poop. They flarf. It's way worse. 222 00:10:46,876 --> 00:10:49,754 So, hypothetically, yeah, I use words like hypothetically now, 223 00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:52,924 what would you say if someone were to ask you 224 00:10:52,924 --> 00:10:54,133 to go back to teaching magic? 225 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,052 Alex, what is this all about? 226 00:10:56,594 --> 00:11:00,056 Oh! Sorry I took so long. Mr. Kopecky from next door 227 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:02,350 forced me to look at pictures of his grandson. 228 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,936 Now, I would never say that a baby is ugly, 229 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,854 but this baby, it looks like a foot. 230 00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,483 - Alex! - Hey, Giada. 231 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:11,692 What are you doing here? 232 00:11:13,236 --> 00:11:15,029 Giada, come on. I know that Alex is my birthday surprise. 233 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:16,406 Whoa, babe, I would never ambush you 234 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:17,698 with family and call it a present. 235 00:11:18,282 --> 00:11:19,909 So, Alex, how's work? 236 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,328 Uh, work's great. I'm on the Tribunal now. 237 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:26,290 - You're on the Tribunal? - There's a dog-walking tribunal? 238 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,960 Yeah. Yeah, they were like, 239 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:33,464 "Alex, there are some pretty bad dogs out there, and... 240 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:35,800 and you're the only one that can help." 241 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,886 Oh, you're the only one, huh? You? 242 00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:41,931 Yeah. Why is it so hard to believe? 243 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,307 I mean, I am the family... 244 00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:45,226 dog walker. 245 00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:48,563 But I practically taught you how to walk those dogs. 246 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:51,190 If anyone should have been on the Tribunal, we both know 247 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,567 that it should have been moi. 248 00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,987 Okay. Well, if you wanted to make the Tribunal so badly, 249 00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:57,488 maybe you shouldn't have hung up your leash. 250 00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:59,449 Okay, you know, well, this is getting awkward. 251 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,742 Is anybody thirsty? I'm not, but I'm gonna leave anyway. 252 00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,037 Dude, what's your problem? 253 00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:07,331 I thought you were happy you left wizarding behind. 254 00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:11,377 I am, okay? I like my quiet, predictable, no surprises life. 255 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:14,422 Then why are you acting like you have flarf for brains? 256 00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:17,550 First, we don't use that kind of language in this house. 257 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:22,054 And second, if you're not my birthday surprise, 258 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:23,598 what are you doing here, Alex? 259 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:28,686 Okay fine. Um, Billie is one of the most extraordinary wizards 260 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:30,438 I've ever met. But she needs... 261 00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:32,732 What was that? 262 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,527 Giada! 263 00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:44,035 This looks like a floogie freeze. 264 00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:47,371 Oh, look at you remembering your class-three monsters. 265 00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,207 - Just like old times. When we were little, I used-- - Oh, no. 266 00:12:49,207 --> 00:12:52,293 No, no, no, no, no. No. You said you wouldn't do magic. 267 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:54,045 I didn't do this. It... 268 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,672 - Billie... - This is classic Alex. 269 00:12:57,089 --> 00:12:59,008 You're here for five minutes and I got a floogie infestation, 270 00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:00,551 and just look at my beautiful wife! 271 00:13:03,095 --> 00:13:06,641 I'll handle this. After all, I am the family dog walker. 272 00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:11,604 The only way to unfreeze her is to banish the floogie back where it came from. 273 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:15,650 I know, but thank you for the refresher because... I forgot. 274 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,947 Whatever you do, do not look the floogie 275 00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:22,615 right in the eye, or he'll freeze you. 276 00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:25,493 Which one? The thing's 90 percent eyes! 277 00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:28,412 It's over there! 278 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,751 He's eating the couch! 279 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,586 Dad won't even let us eat on the couch! 280 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:42,093 Roman, look out! 281 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,973 - Milo! - He saved you. 282 00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,309 Well, we're Russos. Russos always have each other's backs. 283 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,187 So, you would have done the same thing for him? 284 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:56,816 I would have... strongly considered it. 285 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,444 We should hide him until I can banish the floogie. 286 00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:02,572 I think if your parents saw their son frozen solid, 287 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:03,698 it'd be pretty upsetting. 288 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,491 Do you? Do you think that? 289 00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:07,910 What are we gonna do about the couch? 290 00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:11,872 - Oh, nice. - Let's go. 291 00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:18,879 Where are we hiding the kid? 292 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,923 An infinity pocket? Bottomless bag? 293 00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:23,009 You know, I can open a portal to the Nowhere Zone. 294 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:24,719 I'm not sending my little brother 295 00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:26,721 to the Nowhere Zone. He's got a field trip tomorrow. 296 00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,223 Help me put him on the bike. 297 00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:41,277 - A helmet? Really? - It's the law! 298 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:47,825 All right, Giada, we're almost there. 299 00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:51,621 There we go. Okay. Sorry. 300 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:56,083 that's... Oh! Hey, g-- guys. 301 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,919 I didn't know you were... ...out here. 302 00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:04,008 Oh, yeah, I was just showing Billie the water heater. 303 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,093 - Yeah. - And I was just... 304 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:09,138 I was just carrying whatever's under this blanket. 305 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:13,059 Well, that is some very 306 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:16,187 normal behavior from the both of us. 307 00:15:16,187 --> 00:15:18,230 Ta-ta. 308 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,401 Uh, Roman, just real quick, bud. 309 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,112 You haven't seen anything, like, weird going on 310 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,489 around here today, have you? 311 00:15:27,156 --> 00:15:31,869 Uh... No, no, no, no, nothing weird. 312 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:34,288 Just the regular old boring Russos. 313 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,791 No reason for you to get worked up, Dad. 314 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,293 Wait, wait, wait, you're saying we're boring? You think we're boring? 315 00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,462 Oh, yeah, totally, totally the boring-est. 316 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,340 Maybe I could stand to use a little excitement in life. 317 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,051 Well, well, you are not gonna find it here, 318 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:50,221 because our house is boring central. 319 00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:54,433 See, I'm getting bored just talking about it. 320 00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,894 See ya. 321 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,984 Not there. Not there. 322 00:16:05,945 --> 00:16:09,323 Not there. There you are. 323 00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,537 I guess I could start looking for the floogie now. 324 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,669 - Oh, hi, Alex. Bye, Alex. - No, no. 325 00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:26,215 I knew it. You had something to do with the floogie. 326 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:27,800 This is just like when you put a curse 327 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,385 on Professor Dinklebot's toothbrush. 328 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:33,556 He was shaving his tongue for a month. 329 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:35,141 That was hilarious. - I know! 330 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:38,185 But no! This is not a laughing matter. 331 00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:41,230 Oh, you made me sound like my mother. Billie, 332 00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,608 Justin is not gonna teach you if he thinks that you're trouble. 333 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:47,820 - Sounds like a win-win to me. - You don't get it. 334 00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:50,364 This is your last chance. 335 00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,908 The Tribunal thinks that you're dangerous 336 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,160 and they wanna take your wand. 337 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,328 But that's not fair. I'm a great wizard. 338 00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:59,123 You're a powerful wizard. There's a difference. 339 00:16:59,832 --> 00:17:02,334 I'm not dangerous, and I'll prove it. I can fix this. 340 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:06,046 Just stay out of the way. You've done quite enough, young lady. 341 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,382 Who am I right now? 342 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,429 Hey, where are you going? 343 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,431 I'm going upstairs to find that floogie. 344 00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:17,767 What do you think you're doing? 345 00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:20,644 Going with you. You mess everything up! 346 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,314 - You clearly need help! - No, I don't! 347 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:26,776 With magic cast by me alone, I send thee to the Nowhere Zone. 348 00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,239 Here, floogie, floogie! 349 00:17:37,286 --> 00:17:42,792 Levitatus sofitus. Wow, it's clean under here. 350 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,877 What am I talking about? We're at Justin's house. 351 00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,629 Of course he vacuums under the couch. 352 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,342 I wasn't using magic! 353 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:57,014 Listen, Alex. I'm sorry that I snapped at you, okay? 354 00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,600 It's just, you were talking about all the great stuff 355 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,019 you're doing, and I got jealous. 356 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:03,854 Really? Of me? 357 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:08,150 Yeah. You know, maybe I do miss being a wizard. 358 00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:11,654 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 359 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:16,492 - Why? - Okay, Billie is an incredibly 360 00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:19,161 powerful wizard, but she's rebellious, 361 00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:22,665 and stubborn and sarcastic. She has no discipline. 362 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,250 Sounds like someone else I know. 363 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,709 Like me, I get it. 364 00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,546 But I had Dad. 365 00:18:28,546 --> 00:18:32,007 and I had you. Billie has no one. 366 00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:34,927 Every teacher she's ever had has given up on her. 367 00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:39,765 - It's kinda why I'm here. I'm-- - No, Alex. No. 368 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:43,102 I mean, I... I... I... I don't teach wizards anymore. 369 00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,688 Justin, you were the youngest headmaster 370 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,314 of WizTech in history. 371 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,149 Yeah, and then I got fired. 372 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:52,027 So, what? You just hide out here 373 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,280 in Staten Island and deny who you are? 374 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,075 I don't want my family to know anything about my past. 375 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,620 So, you're ashamed of being a wizard? 376 00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:05,291 No. A failure. 377 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,634 You only fail if you give up, Justin. 378 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,180 Billie needs a teacher who believes in her. 379 00:19:21,473 --> 00:19:24,894 She needs you, like I needed you. 380 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:30,482 I don't know if I have it in me to try again. 381 00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:39,533 This couch feels two inches further to the left. 382 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,662 Billie! 383 00:19:51,045 --> 00:19:53,631 Alex, there's a gigantic floogie in my kid's room! 384 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:57,927 Really? Where? Billie, what did you do? 385 00:19:58,302 --> 00:20:00,930 I tried banishing it, but I only made it bigger. Alex, please! 386 00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:04,642 I thought I could do it, but I can't. I was wrong. 387 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,603 Alex, what are you doing!? Banish it for her! 388 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,654 Alex! Don't! Come here! 389 00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:25,287 What are we gonna do? Alex is the only wizard 390 00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:27,498 strong enough to banish that thing. You do it. 391 00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:28,791 I... I can't do it. 392 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,251 But Alex said you were the best she's ever known. 393 00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:32,920 Would've been nice to hear that from her. 394 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:38,384 Listen to me. You have to do this, okay? Only you can. 395 00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:40,177 I already tried, but I failed. 396 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:45,099 A wise wizard once told me, you only fail if you give up. 397 00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,768 Now, what were you thinking when you summoned it? 398 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,520 Guess I just thought of the floogie, the closet, 399 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,313 and then I said the spell, and it was there. 400 00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,901 Just focus, okay? Clear your mind. 401 00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:57,736 I told you, I can't. 402 00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,739 My teachers were right not to believe in me. 403 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:06,161 No. No, no, no. You just had the wrong teachers. 404 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:09,248 Okay? Hey, you got this, all right? 405 00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:11,542 I believe in you, okay? 406 00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:14,044 Think of the place you wanna send the floogie. 407 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:16,922 And repeat after me. 408 00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:21,427 With magic strong and words of power. 409 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:28,225 We banish you, floogie, at this hour. 410 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:30,978 We banish you, floogie, at this hour. 411 00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:36,066 Now, together. 412 00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:37,943 Back to the road from whence you came, 413 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:39,319 and never ever more remain. 414 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,165 We did it! 415 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,378 - You did it. - And I knew that you could. 416 00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,381 Justin taught me. 417 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:01,592 Oh, thought you don't teach anymore. 418 00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,344 Wait, did you let yourself get frozen on purpose 419 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:05,721 so I'd have to step in and instruct her, 420 00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:07,264 thus rediscovering my love of teaching? 421 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:10,559 That would've been a really smart plan. 422 00:22:10,809 --> 00:22:12,227 Well, and I don't know if you did or you didn't. 423 00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,104 That's just the way I want it. 424 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:20,360 I was hanging on my bike forever. 425 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,988 I'm gonna have to put lotion on my tender parts. 426 00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:25,991 She trapped me in the Nowhere Zone. 427 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,993 I saw things I can't forget. 428 00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:30,954 They don't have a lotion for your brain, Milo. 429 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:32,956 Actually, they do. 430 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:34,833 But the worm that makes it has to crawl in 431 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,001 through your earhole. 432 00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:40,130 But for real, thanks for trying to help me. 433 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:42,341 Thanks for saving my family. 434 00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:45,052 I mean, you are the one that put them in danger, 435 00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:47,096 but... thanks. 436 00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:50,349 It was so weird. I-- I'm in the kitchen, 437 00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:51,767 and the next thing I know, 438 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,560 I'm in the garage with a blanket over my head. 439 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,938 That is weird. 440 00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:58,482 You know, it's probably best 441 00:22:58,482 --> 00:23:00,025 to just forget about it and move on. 442 00:23:02,444 --> 00:23:04,655 You know, I could hit her with a little cerebellum erasus 443 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:05,823 and erase her memory. 444 00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:07,199 Keep your wand out of my wife's head. 445 00:23:10,202 --> 00:23:12,079 So, Milo, I've been thinking. 446 00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:14,498 Um, now that we know that wizards are real, 447 00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:15,624 and monsters are real... 448 00:23:15,624 --> 00:23:17,501 I already knew that, but continue. 449 00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:22,005 I've, uh, I've decided to stay in our room. 450 00:23:22,381 --> 00:23:24,258 You know, for when you get scared. 451 00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,135 When he gets scared or when you get scared? 452 00:23:27,094 --> 00:23:30,472 When are you leaving? Hey, Dad, when is she leaving? 453 00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:33,559 Actually, I was thinking she could, uh, stay with us 454 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:34,643 for a little while. 455 00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:37,688 - Are you sure? - Yeah, Dad, are you sure? 456 00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:40,607 What do you think? 457 00:23:41,817 --> 00:23:45,320 I think I could learn a lot here. 458 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,115 And Giada's cool with this? 459 00:23:48,115 --> 00:23:49,491 - Totally. - You didn't ask her. 460 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,118 I didn't. 461 00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,246 Can't believe you're staying. 462 00:23:55,873 --> 00:23:57,249 You know, I thought the face you made 463 00:23:57,249 --> 00:23:59,126 when you saw the floogie was my favourite. 464 00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,003 But now it's this one. 465 00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:02,963 This one is definitely my favorite. 466 00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:06,216 Happy birthday, J-Man. 467 00:24:06,216 --> 00:24:07,593 - Aw. - Happy birthday! 468 00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:09,678 Oh, right, it's your birthday. 469 00:24:14,057 --> 00:24:16,310 If I'm gonna train you, it can't be here. 470 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,436 Why not? 471 00:24:17,436 --> 00:24:19,229 His family doesn't know about wizards. 472 00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:23,233 Right! Yes, they do not know about wizards, 473 00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:25,485 'cause I didn't tell them. So, unless you told them-- 474 00:24:25,485 --> 00:24:27,487 You know, that is a really nice cardigan. 475 00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:30,616 Thank you. 476 00:24:31,909 --> 00:24:34,328 Alex, will you do the honors? 477 00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:36,496 Mm-hm. 478 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,925 The old lair, this takes me back. 479 00:24:47,925 --> 00:24:49,843 Oh! 480 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:02,898 Hello, Wandy. My old friend. 481 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,820 You know, I thought you were just bringing me 482 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:10,113 to another teacher who doesn't care. 483 00:25:10,656 --> 00:25:13,659 But, I was wrong. Thanks for believing in me. 484 00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:16,703 Of course. Us rebels, we gotta stick together. 485 00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:18,455 Look, I have to go back 486 00:25:18,455 --> 00:25:19,831 to the Tribunal. Are you good? 487 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:21,833 Don't worry. I'll be okay here. 488 00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:24,253 Zippo zap, zippo zee, zippo zeria! 489 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,924 Still got it. 490 00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:33,095 Okay, good, good, because there's one thing I, um, 491 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,972 kind of sort of forgot to mention. 492 00:25:34,972 --> 00:25:37,224 Nothing big, just this teeny tiny, 493 00:25:37,224 --> 00:25:39,559 but very real prophecy about the end of the world, 494 00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,311 and Billie being the only one who can save us. 495 00:25:42,646 --> 00:25:44,147 The fate of the world is in her hands? 496 00:25:45,732 --> 00:25:47,276 Well, technically, it's in your hands. 497 00:25:48,944 --> 00:25:50,195 You make sure she's ready, 498 00:25:50,195 --> 00:25:52,572 and I'll figure out what she needs to be ready for. 499 00:25:53,365 --> 00:25:54,574 Thank you. 500 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,077 For everything. 501 00:25:58,036 --> 00:25:59,746 Russos always have each other's backs. 502 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:02,332 Well, don't blow it, J-Man. 503 00:26:07,671 --> 00:26:09,506 I've missed this. 504 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:17,306 "Don't blow it, J-Man." What'd she mean by that? 505 00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:19,766 Uh, well, I, uh... 506 00:26:20,726 --> 00:26:22,102 I think we should get started. 507 00:26:22,769 --> 00:26:27,065 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪