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♪ The Simpsons ♪

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[Bart] This is it, Bart.

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If you strike Uter out,

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the team gets a pizza party
and you'll die a legend.

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Lose and we just get the pizza party.

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I've seen better batters
at the International House of Pancakes.

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This is a children's game,
Herr Comic Book Mensch.

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And?

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Und das ist mein son
that you are trash-en talk-en.

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Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known...

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Send this eunuch back to Munich!

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Blitzkrieg!

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- [grunts] Ow, ow, ow!
- [spectators gasp]

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- [Comic Book Guy screams]
- [all cheering]

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It only took 200 years,
but baseball finally got interesting.

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Hey! [exclaims]

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[all grunting]

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[mutters in German, grunts]

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Dang, that dude's a certified badass.

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- [scoffs] Our dad could take him.
- He teaches Brazilian jujitsu on Zoom.

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My dad does security for James Corden.

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You know how many people
wanna punch James Corden?

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Well, my dad's a badass too.

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I bet he could kill everyone in town
through workplace incompetence.

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[giggles] Oh, Bart, "dumbass" is
not synonymous with "badass."

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[laughing]

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Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do?

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Executes inmates via lethal injection.

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- Wow.
- Wow.

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Ha ha!

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My dad is tough, right?

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[screams] Please don't hurt me.
Just take my money.

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[goose honks]

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If that's not enough, we can go to an ATM.

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- [Homer whimpers]
- Mmm.

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Hey, slugger. Whatcha watching, the game?

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Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off.

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[Homer] I think Nurse Shark
is Nancy Pelosi.

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[groans]

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Hey, I got tickets to tonight's MMA fight.
Should be pretty badass.

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Uh, why don't you take Lisa?
She could use some toughening up.

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Homer, either bond with your son
or help me fold this laundry.

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[Homer] Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Ugh! Fine.

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[MMA announcer] Springfield Brawliseum,
are you ready to fist?

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[crowd cheering]

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Celebrities with us at ringside tonight,

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retired heavyweight champ
and CTE denier, Drederick Tatum.

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Aviator and man about town, Arnie Pye.

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And Latin TV star

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and owner of tonight's sponsor,
Ay, Mi Cabeza mezcal, Bumblebee Man.

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[crowd cheering]

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But first, it's time to scour the crowd
for our most macho fan.

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Is it this guy?

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- [grunting]
- [crowd cheers]

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[MMA announcer] How about this dude?

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[screams]

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[grunting]

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[crowd cheering]

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[MMA announcer] Or is it him?

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[crowd booing]

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[gasps] Look, sweetie.
We're on the kiss cam.

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- Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me.
- What the hell's your problem?

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My problem?

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[grunts]

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I have the wussiest dad in town!

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[gasps] Wuss?

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. [stammers]

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D'oh! Son of a…

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[grunts] D'oh! [yelps]

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Hey, Carl. Your shoelace is untied.

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So's yours.

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- Crisscross.
- Crisscross.

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- [Homer screams]
- Whoa.

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[screaming]

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- [grunting]
- [pounding]

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[screaming] D'oh!

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[screaming]

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- [thuds]
- [Homer groans]

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[spectators gasp]

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The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso.

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[crowd laughing, cheering]

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That was impressive!

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[gasps]

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Dad, Dad.

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Please don't cry on pay-per-view.

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Señor Fatso.

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That was the most hilarious fall
I've ever seen in my life.

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The antics, the physics,
the annoyed grunts.

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Sir, I would like to buy you a drink.

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Throw in a food and you got a deal.

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Wow! The Bumblebee Man.
You're a Springfield legend, dude.

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Like Krusty, or Duffman,
or the Tiki Bar Strangler.

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[chuckles] You flatter me, young man.
And, please, call me Pedro.

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I didn't know you, uh, yacht rock types
watch my show.

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Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish,

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but when you get kicked
in the junk by a nun,

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you speak
the international language of crotch.

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[chuckles] Believe it or not,

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I didn't set out
to be a physical comedian.

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I left Mexico with dreams
of being a serious actor in Hollywood.

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[Bumblebee Man] Unfortunately,
I was brought to the wrong sign

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by a stupid money-hungry coyote.

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[sighs] It was the worst day of my life.

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Then I came upon a grand opening
for a new Spanish-language TV station.

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It was the best day of my life.

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I ran in, destined to become a star

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no matter how long it took
or what I had to do to get there.

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[grunting]

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[screams, groans]

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[screaming]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[screaming]

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[screams, groans]

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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Mmm? [whimpers]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[in Spanish] Life is ironic and cruel!

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[laughing]

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[in English]
You, sir, are going to be a star.

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[gasps]

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[in Spanish] What? I don't speak English!

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[in English]
And so, Bumblebee Man was born,

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a tragicomic figure cursed by the cosmos,

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like Sisyphus or Benny Hill.

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No matter what life throws at him,
he always gets up and tries again,

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just like the hardworking people
that watch my show.

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So, day after day, year after year,

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I sacrificed my bumble body
on the altar of comedy.

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I thought I was invincible,
like Curly from the Stooges.

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But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp.

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I suppose time catches up to us all.

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Now my tired show limps on
in the shadow of its former glory.

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Simpsons, have you any idea
what this is like?

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Are you gonna quit?

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I was, until I saw your father's
hilarious fall down those steps.

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You got up without a scratch.

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[gasps] That reminds me.

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Homero, would you do me the honor
of becoming my stunt double?

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Stunt double? That's the badassiest job
a dad could have.

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He'll do it.

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- What, are you crazy?
- Think about it, Homer.

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You get to crash cars
and have bottles broken over your head.

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All the stuff you do now,
but you get paid for it.

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You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes.

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[♪ hopeful music plays]

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- You've got yourself a stuntman.
- He said yes!

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[♪ mariachi group plays "Wedding March"]

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[♪ mariachi music plays]

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There's the stuntman
that's going to save my career.

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Come in. It is time.

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This is no mere costume.

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It is the armor of hope,
a beacon of light,

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a symbol of truth, justice,
and the Mexican-American güey.

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Uh, Homero, you're wearing
the stinger in the front.

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[giggles] Whoops. A man can dream.
En garde. Ooh. Eh. Huh.

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Before we get started, I must ask you
to sign a nondisclosure agreement,

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for my fans would be devastated
to know I'm not doing my own stunts.

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No problem, Pedro. I sign tons of NDAs.

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In fact, I just signed one at work.

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Apparently, our drinking water is
full of radioactive…

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nothing.

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Mmm.

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[speaking Spanish]

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[director] Cut! ¡El doble!

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You got this, tough guy.

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[director] ¡Acción!

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Uh. Mmm. Oh.

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[gasps, screams] Ow! Ow!

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[screaming] Ow!

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- [grunts]
- [hisses]

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[sighs]

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[yelps]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[in Spanish] I do not like life!

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[laughing, cheering]

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[speaking Spanish]

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- [in English] Wow. Just like the old days.
- That fat güero can take a hit.

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- Homer!
- [cheering]

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Whoo-hoo!

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And then everyone on set high-fived Dad.
Even the non-writing producers.

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Ooh! They're a hard bunch to please.

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[singsongy] Bart's proud of Dad!

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- Bart's proud of Dad!
- [singsongy] Bart's proud of Dad!

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Oh, it's true. I can't wait
to tell the kids at school

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that my dad is Bumblebee Man's stunt guy.

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No dice, boy. That's a secret.
Remember, I signed that MDMA?

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Oh, man. What's the use
of having a badass in the family

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if you can't brag about him?

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Now I know how the Mangiones feel.

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Dad, isn't it problematic for a white man
to double for a Mexican actor?

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The director thought that too,
so he gave me these brown sleeves to wear.

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[gasps] But that's Brown face.

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No, it's just brown arms and legs.

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Besides, with all the ICE
going on these days,

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isn't it better to have a white guy suffer
instead of a Mexican guy?

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Well, you got me there.

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Not too much suffering, right?

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'Cause I don't want you
getting badly hurt.

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Relax, honey. It's all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

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I'll be fine.

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[♪ "Unknown Stuntman" playing]

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♪ I might fall from a tall building ♪

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♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪

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♪ That made Redford such a star ♪

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[♪ "Unknown Stuntman" ends]

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Look at all these fans.

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How come you never ditched TV
and became a movie star,

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like all those guys
who regret leaving SNL?

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Ah. I once wrote a script
for a Bumblebee Man film.

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It was a time travel comedy,
and a love letter to my beloved Mexico.

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I sent it to every studio in Hollywood,
but no one understood it.

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Maybe I should have written it in English.

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Bah! What you gonna do?

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[in Spanish] Go on. Ask him sweetie.

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[in English] Can I smash you over the head
with my crowbar?

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Uh, I would love to, but, uh,
it's a union thing.

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But you can hit my friend if you'd like.

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Huh? D'oh!

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Honey, I'm ho… What the hell?

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Well, I'm just hugging you.
I'm happy you're home.

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- [grunts]
- [Homer whimpers]

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Are you crying?

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Yes. I've never gotten
an after-work hug from you before.

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Also, I have three fractured ribs
on that side.

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It sucks not being able
to brag about my dad.

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How can you stand not getting credit
for all those awesome stunts?

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Hey, who needs credit when you get
after-work hugs from your twin boys?

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[distorted]
Did you get a concussion today, Dad?

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Maybe. Don't tell your mothers.

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Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman.

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All in a day's work, amigo.
Yep, anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood.

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Bumblebee Man? Wow!
I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny...

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Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.
Of course I know you.

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Oh, my goodness. Every great bit
I ever did was because of you.

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Power wash enema,
crab Jacuzzi, fire ant facial.

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[chuckles] You're too kind.

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Tell me, when is
the next Jackass picture coming out?

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Oh, I'm done with those, man.
My body just can't take it anymore.

244
00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:13,419
But the studio keeps asking.

245
00:12:13,504 --> 00:12:17,258
They even suggested
I secretly use a stuntman.

246
00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:20,677
[chuckles]
The nerve of those frijole counters.

247
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,346
They don't get guys like us.

248
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:25,807
We'd rather traumatize a film crew
with our grisly on-set death

249
00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:29,311
than ever let some stuntman
take our hits, right?

250
00:12:29,394 --> 00:12:31,980
Hey, Pedro, they need us back
on set so we can...

251
00:12:32,063 --> 00:12:36,317
Huh. Who's this fella
that's got your exact size and build?

252
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:41,698
[stutters] This is my trainer.
He keeps me comedically obese.

253
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:45,536
Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby.

254
00:12:45,619 --> 00:12:49,123
Let's toast. They might have replaced
our knees, shoulders

255
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:54,336
and, uh, other stuff,
but they can never replace our integrity.

256
00:12:56,337 --> 00:12:57,715
[whimpers]

257
00:12:57,798 --> 00:13:03,095
I am a liar and a fraud.
What was I thinking hiring a stuntman?

258
00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:06,889
You were thinking let someone else
get banged up for a change. That's fine.

259
00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:12,520
No. My audience expects
to see me getting banged hard and often,

260
00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:14,731
and I lied to them.

261
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:19,153
For what? Ratings? Money?
A stupid Calvin Klein ad?

262
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,904
[sobbing]

263
00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:24,783
I'm nothing but a sellout.

264
00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:27,327
Hey, come on now,
don't cry in front of the gringos.

265
00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:33,667
That's it. I'm quitting.
Show business is no place for a phony.

266
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:38,172
You can't quit now. The show's a hit,
and my son's never been prouder of me.

267
00:13:38,254 --> 00:13:43,009
I'm sorry, Homero. Nothing in the world
can make me change my mind.

268
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,094
Hola, Pedro.

269
00:13:44,177 --> 00:13:49,265
I am Alejandro González Iñárritu,
Oscar-winning director of The Revenant.

270
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,643
[gasps] That movie was so funny.

271
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:56,023
When that bear ate the boy from Titanic.

272
00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:58,232
[laughs]

273
00:13:58,317 --> 00:13:59,610
Yes, thank you.

274
00:13:59,692 --> 00:14:02,988
I found your old script,
and I must make this film.

275
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:07,451
You will be the star
of the most action-packed, death-defying,

276
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,120
uninsurable picture ever made.

277
00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:11,580
What do you say?

278
00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:16,835
I say let's make a bee movie!

279
00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:19,296
[♪ mariachi group plays
"Hooray for Hollywood"]

280
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,383
[♪ mariachi jingle plays]

281
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:24,884
[crowd cheering]

282
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:29,014
It's so nice of Pedro
to let us come along for the filming.

283
00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:31,182
What's this movie about anyway?

284
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:34,352
Well, if my Spanish is correct, and it is,

285
00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:38,273
it's an epic time travel adventure
about a humble bee man

286
00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:39,691
who gets hilariously hurt

287
00:14:39,774 --> 00:14:42,443
during the most important moments
in Mexican history.

288
00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:44,071
Mark my words!

289
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:47,490
This action-packed film is
going to make billions,

290
00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:50,451
in Mexican pesos, at the box office,

291
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,120
and do you know why?

292
00:14:52,203 --> 00:14:58,543
Because I'm willing to risk it all.
Brain damage, paralysis, life itself!

293
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:03,173
You said this was all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

294
00:15:03,256 --> 00:15:04,633
[chuckles] Don't worry, Marge.

295
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:07,677
I'm sure something
got lost in translation.

296
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,053
He said it in English.

297
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,179
[speaking Spanish]

298
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:12,307
Because no matter how dangerous,

299
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:18,522
Bumblebee Man has always
and will always do his own stunts.

300
00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:23,610
Uh. FYI, I don't do my own stunts.
He does.

301
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,653
That guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle.

302
00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:28,490
Mmm. Sweet.

303
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,366
- [screams] Spicy!
- [exclaiming] What?

304
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:34,745
You lied to your fans, to your country,
to your own director?

305
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:35,956
The movie's off!

306
00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:39,543
What if we hide his face
with this green screen mask?

307
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:41,128
[Homer] Hmm?

308
00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:42,712
The movie's back on!

309
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:46,799
[Alejandro] We are in Lake Texcoco
thousands of years ago.

310
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:50,678
Here, Bumblebee Man
will find a symbol from the gods

311
00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:52,847
that will one day
be emblazoned on the flag

312
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,975
and in the heart of every Mexican.

313
00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:58,477
Cue the snake and eagle!

314
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,899
[screams] No! Ow!

315
00:16:01,981 --> 00:16:03,900
No, they're biting me! [screams]

316
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,445
[Alejandro] Cue more snakes
and bigger eagles!

317
00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:08,614
- [snakes hissing]
- [eagles screeching]

318
00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:11,950
[Homer screaming] Get 'em off me!
Too many snakes! [screams]

319
00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:15,703
My childhood dream has come true.

320
00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,831
[Homer] There's a snake inside me!

321
00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:19,582
[♪ "Viva México" playing]

322
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:28,841
[screams, grunts]

323
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:32,846
[screaming]

324
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:34,972
- [bell rings]
- [grunts]

325
00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:36,225
[♪ "Viva México" ends]

326
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:38,143
[gasps] Dad's home!

327
00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:40,604
- [groans]
- [chuckles]

328
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:42,355
- [yelps]
- [Bart grunts]

329
00:16:42,438 --> 00:16:43,941
- Good Lord!
- [gasps] Dad!

330
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,150
What the hell? You dodged my hug.

331
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:50,655
Can't hug.
Spent all day getting my Aztec kicked.

332
00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:53,700
Homie, you can't keep doing this.
You have to quit.

333
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:57,578
The pain pills? No, I need them.
Plus, they're so cheap here.

334
00:16:57,663 --> 00:17:00,999
Why in God's name would you
put yourself through this?

335
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:05,336
Uh, you're not just doing this
to impress me, are you?

336
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,215
Yes, but there's also
the bromance element.

337
00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:11,676
So many threads.

338
00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:14,346
- [Marge] Mmm.
- [Homer groaning]

339
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:16,932
[in Spanish] Luz,

340
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:18,599
there's something you must know…

341
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,938
[in English]
We interrupt Juan Life to Live

342
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,855
to bring you this English news bulletin.

343
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,067
Beloved actor and hometown hero
Bumblebee Man has been exposed

344
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,403
for using a stunt double.

345
00:17:29,486 --> 00:17:33,615
Late last night, our station received
this photo from an anonymous source.

346
00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:36,159
Hey, that's the picture Bart took.

347
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,703
[in Spanish, grunting] Why you little…

348
00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:42,164
[in English, chokes] I didn't do it.

349
00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:44,209
[grunts] It wasn't him.

350
00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:45,544
It was me.

351
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:47,628
It was? I thought I did it.

352
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:49,047
I guess we both did it?

353
00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:51,133
I was lying a second ago. I also did it.

354
00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:53,969
- Why, you little… [grunts]
- [choking]

355
00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,679
I'm sorry about Pedro,

356
00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:58,598
but we couldn't stand by
and see you get killed.

357
00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:01,393
Or worse,
become someone we have to sponge.

358
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:02,853
[shudders]

359
00:18:02,935 --> 00:18:07,190
Oh. You care for me,
but don't want to care for me.

360
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:10,402
I feel the same about all of you.

361
00:18:10,484 --> 00:18:12,028
[camera shutters clicking on TV]

362
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:14,655
I deny these vicious rumors.

363
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,240
And to clear my name,

364
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:21,872
I invite my fans to come see me perform
my movie's most dangerous stunt.

365
00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:26,876
A comedic tumble down the steps
of Teotihuacán.

366
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,128
The pyramid of Teotihuacán?

367
00:18:29,211 --> 00:18:33,342
That's suicide!
And still on our list of sights to see.

368
00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:37,554
To the pyramid of Tootytotai…
To the Mexican triangle!

369
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:40,848
[camera shutter clicks]

370
00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:43,309
Homero, you are
the only one he will listen to.

371
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:44,685
You have to stop him.

372
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,480
Why are all these cameras set up?

373
00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:49,191
Well, better to have coverage
and not need it

374
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,983
than to need it and not have it.

375
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,444
Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-coming!

376
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:56,448
Huh. Can I talk to the transpo department?

377
00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:02,037
Pedro, stop! You can't do this.

378
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:05,332
I must.
I was supposed to suffer for my fans,

379
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:08,085
to distract them
from their daily troubles,

380
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,795
and I lied to them.

381
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:15,842
Now my only path to redemption is pain,
hilarious pain.

382
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,095
[grunts]

383
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,388
Your fans don't want
to see you suffer for real.

384
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:23,307
They just wanna see
a goofy guy in a bee costume

385
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,268
saying "Ay, yi, yi" about stuff.

386
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:28,896
All I wanted was for my son
to think I was a badass.

387
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,192
But you know what I learned
after taking all that brutal punishment?

388
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:36,320
I hate that kid,
and what he thinks doesn't matter.

389
00:19:36,404 --> 00:19:38,573
- [cracks]
- Oh. [chuckles]

390
00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:39,782
It does that now.

391
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:41,660
[cracks]

392
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:45,663
Ay, Dios. Look at you.
Making this movie has broken the body

393
00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:48,916
of my best non-Mexican friend
in the world.

394
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,586
[sobs] Can you ever forgive me?

395
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:56,383
[sobs] On one condition.
Don't do this stupid stunt!

396
00:19:56,465 --> 00:20:01,596
- I won't! I love you, man!
- I love you too!

397
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,682
[both sobbing]

398
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:11,981
What do you say we get out of here
and go eat a taco stand into submission?

399
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:14,442
[sniffles] Sounds like a plan, amigo.

400
00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:17,153
[both yelping]

401
00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:19,448
- [Homer screaming] D'oh! D'oh!
- [Bumblebee Man grunting]

402
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,949
[gasping]

403
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:22,576
- Homero!
- Dad!

404
00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:25,036
The UNESCO World Heritage site!

405
00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,749
[both screaming]

406
00:20:28,832 --> 00:20:30,208
[Homer] D'oh! Oh! Son of a…

407
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:31,292
[both yelp]

408
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:35,046
- [Homer screaming]
- [Bumblebee Man shouting in Spanish]

409
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,132
[laughing]

410
00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:44,221
[in Spanish] This man's suffering
takes away my troubles!

411
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:48,393
[in English] It's beautiful.
We will take out the gringo in post.

412
00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:51,395
[♪ mariachi group plays
The Simpsons theme]

413
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,480
Oh, so good.

414
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:56,192
[chuckles] Man, we sure are lucky
we didn't get hurt in that fall.

415
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:58,319
Uh, I'm not so sure.

416
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:00,614
[Homer] Hmm.

417
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:05,076
Excuse me, amigo, are we dead?

418
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,202
Hmm.

419
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:09,413
[Homer grunting]

420
00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:11,249
No, in a coma,

421
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:15,211
but get comfy
'cause you're gonna be here for a while.

422
00:21:18,131 --> 00:21:20,383
It might be nice to have a break.

423
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,510
And some cold cervezas.

424
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:25,931
Homero, my friend. You read my mind.

425
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:28,557
[♪ "Cien Años" playing]

426
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:39,568
[♪ "Cien Años" ends]

427
00:21:41,654 --> 00:21:43,656
[♪ Spanish song playing]

428
00:22:20,609 --> 00:22:21,611
[♪ song ends]

429
00:22:21,694 --> 00:22:22,863
[whistles]