1 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:29,483 Fixed and Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick 2 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,249 This is Hoffman's Head. 3 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:32,416 Hey, Headlights, 4 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:34,958 I'm gonna open up your Fanmail. 5 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,083 "To Garrett Hoffman." Well, that's me! 6 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:40,249 Oh! 7 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,124 And the note says, "Garrett, 8 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,124 "My pet earthworm had babies, 9 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,666 and I'm giving them to you to raise." 10 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:48,667 From Tony. 11 00:00:48,668 --> 00:00:51,958 Alright, I'm just going fucking crazy! 12 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:55,749 I can't control this fucking car! 13 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,624 What's the first word that comes to your mind 14 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,124 when you think of air? 15 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,666 It's lightweight, see. 16 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:01,792 What is it? 17 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:03,959 What is it?! 18 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:10,624 In our laboratories, we did scientific side-by-side tests. 19 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,416 Breathing air versus breathing... 20 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:13,791 Chicken broth. 21 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:15,958 Air is better. 22 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:17,666 You literally brought a cane to a gunfight. 23 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:19,708 Why don't you just derail the train, Garrett? 24 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:21,624 Some things shall be easy. 25 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,582 It's "Assassins Creed." It must be a dance. 26 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,708 Babe, who's... ah! Who's winning? 27 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:26,874 So... so he's good. 28 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,457 Oh! 29 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,499 Oh my God! They're on my face. They're on my face. 30 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,624 You know, I have no idea why, 31 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,165 but the first thing that comes to my mind 32 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,499 when I think of the word "air" 33 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,666 is "airy." 34 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,708 Talcum powder. 35 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:43,958 Air is better. 36 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,916 Hey, thanks for letting us into your devices. 37 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,874 Next time on "Cooking with Serial Killers" 38 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,499 Jeffrey Dahmer is back with tips on summer grilling. 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,708 It's gonna be great. 40 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:54,666 Check here for bloopers and outtakes. 41 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:58,332 And like, share, follow, and subscribe. 42 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,999 Like, share, follow. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,958 For more, please like, share, follow. 44 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:03,999 Like, Share... 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,666 Follow, and of course... 46 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,958 Subscribe. 47 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,207 Okay! Rolling! 48 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:11,708 We hit two million! 49 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:14,749 The antimatter hyperdrive can't take those numbers! 50 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:18,249 For the love of God, man, tell them to stop subscribing. 51 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,207 Wait, what? How many? 52 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,541 Two million! 53 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,582 Yes! Two million of you insaniacs 54 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,416 have volunteered to get my head 55 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,332 delivered to your heads on a daily basis. 56 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:29,874 So, I just wanna say thank you, 57 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,332 gracias, Merci, danke, arigato. 58 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,874 And while this is Hoffman's Head, 59 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:37,332 it would not be possible without Kiki Lee 60 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,207 and the incurable Lyle Burris. 61 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,499 Give 'em some love. Whoo! 62 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,207 But of course, Oh. 63 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,374 The real people I couldn't have done this without... 64 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,416 is you guys. 65 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,249 My Headlights. The Hoffman-heads. 66 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,958 I mean it. I-I really can't believe you're all out there 67 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,457 carrying my head around in your pockets, 68 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:54,249 and checking in with my head at your desks. 69 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,916 It's... it's crazy. 70 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:56,999 But you have changed my life, 71 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,749 and you have made my dreams come true. 72 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,582 And I love you guys. 73 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:04,708 I really do! I really do. 74 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:06,249 Like a lot. 75 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,249 That's gross. 76 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,125 Hello. 77 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:27,582 Hi. 78 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,374 Hi. 79 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,499 Uh, Box 1754, please. 80 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,624 Oh. 81 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,332 Yeah, I've been trying to figure you out. 82 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,834 Oh, don't do that. 83 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,958 I really couldn't resist. 84 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:45,458 So, what did you come up with? 85 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,749 Well, I... 86 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,708 I thought you might run a mental hospital for teenagers. 87 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:53,959 Kind of, yeah. 88 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:56,666 Uh, I'm on YouTube. 89 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,708 Well, what are you? A LOLcat? 90 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:01,207 What, you don't think I could be a LOLcat? 91 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,332 I can haz cheeseburger. 92 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:03,624 Oh, really? Yeah. 93 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:06,791 This is America, and you can be whatever you dream. 94 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,625 Thank you. Yeah, rock on. 95 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,499 I'm Garrett. 96 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,332 Shell. 97 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,666 "Shell"? 98 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,458 I'm Michelle, but... 99 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Uh... 100 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:25,165 Hydrology. 101 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:26,708 Your... your book. 102 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,582 You like fluid mechanics? 103 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:29,999 You... yeah! 104 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,290 Yes! It's great. I love it. 105 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:33,125 What is your favorite thing about it? 106 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:36,250 One thing. 107 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:37,332 One thing. One thing. 108 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,040 Um... 109 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,375 My favorite thing about fluid mechanics... Yes? 110 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,124 Is? Is 111 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:46,005 the mechanics of it all. The mechanics. 112 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,416 Hoffman's Head? That's you? 113 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:51,499 Mm-hmm. That's my head. 114 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,124 I will check it out. 115 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,666 And if I like it, I'll put kissy lips on a postcard 116 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,083 and... and leave it in your box. 117 00:04:58,375 --> 00:04:59,417 Okay. 118 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,542 Okay! 119 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,709 Can I borrow that? 120 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:17,249 Um, this is my number. 121 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,332 You know, just in case. 122 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,000 Something happens? 123 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,249 Uh, that's private, okay? 124 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,875 Sure. 125 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,208 Okay. 126 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,916 So what happens after all of this ends? 127 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,457 Because you know, spoiler alert! 128 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,582 Okay. You know, what if YouTube isn't just some fad? 129 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:42,583 What if it's like... 130 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:44,708 It's the invention of the printing press? 131 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:45,958 And I'm in on it. 132 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,582 Well, then, that makes me a monk in a monastery 133 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,999 illuminating manuscripts. 134 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,082 Please just promise me 135 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:54,833 you'll consider a teaching degree. 136 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:57,290 I just think you should have something to fall back on. 137 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,792 Would you just stop for a minute, Dad? 138 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,374 Try the sandwich. 139 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:04,916 I'll have it for dinner. 140 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:07,290 It's your favorite from Arthur's. 141 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:11,541 Can you please just look at it? 142 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:13,291 Look at the sandwich? Yeah. 143 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:27,750 What is this? Open it. 144 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,582 Huh! 145 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,291 I told you things were going really well. 146 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,207 I can't take this, Garrett. 147 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:43,290 You put it away. No! 148 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:44,624 Put it away for yourself. No, no, no. 149 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,499 I'm fine. I'm investing... 150 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,792 in your store. 151 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:54,625 Whoever's giving you financial advice is a moron. 152 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,541 Look, I know you don't get it, 153 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,708 but all my life... 154 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:02,499 everybody's been worried about how I was gonna survive in the real world. 155 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,457 Right? Including me. 156 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,791 Now all of a sudden, all that stuff everyone told me to quit doing, 157 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,666 like clowning around, playing video games, 158 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:12,542 that's like... that's a real thing that people do. 159 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,290 I'm good at this. I'm really good at this. 160 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,208 Have you seen any of my videos? 161 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,999 A lot of people like them. 162 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,166 A lot of people like a lot of things. 163 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:32,833 Thanks for the sandwich. 164 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:34,667 You're welcome. 165 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:46,040 Come on, little goblins! 166 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,499 Good job, man. Good. 167 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,624 How did you just do that? 168 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:51,124 Unlocked the goblin outrage. 169 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,416 Yes. Fuck you. Fuck you. 170 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,709 And I'm large! 171 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,040 But why is he dead? 172 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,249 I won, but the guy's like... 173 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,457 on the floor, dead. 174 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,000 Okay. 175 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:07,749 Alright. 176 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:11,374 Okay, so we got about 4,000 people on the stream right now. 177 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,541 Live here in Hoffman's Head. 178 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:16,040 Streaming from 9:00 p.m. until "I just can't take it anymore" 179 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,874 every Friday night. 180 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:21,666 So, I've been trying to cope with some existential issues. 181 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,207 I'm just gonna throw that out to you guys. 182 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:26,374 You night birds and mysterians out there in the webisphere. 183 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,958 Um, the topic is my life. 184 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:31,582 What do I do with it? 185 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:33,082 After YouTube? Chime in. 186 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:36,582 Dude, you're, like, living the dream, okay? 187 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,416 I am. I am. 188 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:41,916 But sometimes people in your life can be... 189 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:43,249 human alarm clocks. 190 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,290 Are we talking about girlfriends, Garrett, or relatives? 191 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:48,165 Relatives, yes, exactly! 192 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,416 Emotional kryptonite. 193 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,916 They... they come from the same distant planet as you, 194 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,749 so they can just take away your powers. 195 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,958 Garrett, you can always come live with us. 196 00:08:55,959 --> 00:08:57,416 Can I? 197 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:59,499 And who is "us" exactly? 198 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,916 Me, my mother, my father, my brother. 199 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,207 Okay. 200 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,040 That sounds awful, thank you. 201 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,958 Oh, hey, it's FanGirl! 202 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:09,499 Just what you need. Hey, FanGirl. 203 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,374 Hey, Garrett. I'm in your head again. 204 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,040 Yes, you are. 205 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,374 Been a while. Where have you been? 206 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,499 Making some moves. 207 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,082 But I'm back. 208 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,958 I'm here for you, Garrett, just say the word, 209 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,374 and I am at your door. 210 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,708 As always, FanGirl, you're turning me on, 211 00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:28,624 and creeping me out in equal measure. It's a gift. 212 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,207 Yo, she's probably like 50 years old and ugly. 213 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,332 Only one way to find out. 214 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,249 You do know I have a rule, right, FanGirl? 215 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,791 Well, rules are made to be broken. 216 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:39,082 Thing is, FanGirl, 217 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,082 I made up the rule for your benefit. 218 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,708 It protects you from the inevitable disappointment, 219 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,332 because you guys already get the best of me. 220 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,749 What's left in the day is just, like, 221 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,666 14 hours swinging the mouse. 222 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,833 I am not... I'm not interesting. 223 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,791 Well, I could give you a back rub as you work. 224 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:56,165 Or I could get on my knees... 225 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:58,708 in front of your chair and use my... 226 00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:00,249 Okay, okay! 227 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,999 As delightful as that would be... 228 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,332 Oh, now... Now Raveon's jealous. 229 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,332 See, this is why we have the rule. 230 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,999 I love you all equally. 231 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,082 I can't pick one Headlight over another. 232 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,249 Just can't. 233 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,207 But there's no one else like me, Garrett. 234 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,458 And deep down, you know it. 235 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,791 You know, I honestly don't know 236 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,542 what I know anymore, FanGirl. 237 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:24,040 Except that you're all out there. 238 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,542 And that makes me feel like I'm home. 239 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:33,582 Okay, imagine, like, living in this world. 240 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,457 And having to actually, like, 241 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,374 fight these goblins. 242 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,082 Just on a daily basis. 243 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,208 It's really good. 244 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,207 It's the worst date food ever, right? 245 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,916 I didn't want to say anything, 246 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,749 but it is! Oh! What was I thinking? 247 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:13,833 Gosh! No, no, no. It's really delicious. 248 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,040 I know. Really good. 249 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,250 I love it. That's why I come here, but... 250 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,457 I'm an idiot. 251 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:20,749 Yeah. 252 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,250 But the good kind. 253 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:28,499 Okay, so, what the fuck is hydrology? 254 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,332 Um, it is the, uh... 255 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,124 the part of fluid mechanics that tries to make sense 256 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:37,291 of how liquids, gasses and plasmas react to applied forces. 257 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,791 You say "plasmas" so casually. 258 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:43,249 Most people I know use plasmas to blast aliens. 259 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,375 Well, you say "aliens" so casually. 260 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,040 True. 261 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,625 Are you with anyone? 262 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,417 Lately it kind of feels like I'm with everyone. 263 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,165 If that makes any sense. 264 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,582 Yeah. 265 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,290 Just haven't found the one yet, huh? 266 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,999 I don't even know if there is a one. 267 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,124 I mean, yes, of course, to control the Matrix. 268 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,791 Mm-hmm. You know, but... 269 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:14,874 Yeah, but, you... you don't think there's such a thing as true love? 270 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,625 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 271 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,582 But is it forever? 272 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:24,249 I don't know. Do you only get one? 273 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,250 Well, more than one would be complicated. 274 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,500 Sorry. Excuse me, I... 275 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,624 And what are you doing? Texting Number Two? 276 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,916 No, you... you gave me an idea for a bit. 277 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,499 So, we all have this mythology 278 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,666 that there's, like, one perfect person out there for us. 279 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,040 Mm-hmm. But what if there's, like, five? 280 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,290 Five? Yes. 281 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:51,499 So you could have, like, four... Four perfect girlfriends, 282 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,125 but you still need a number five! 283 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,500 Sorry, hang on. 284 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,542 So this... this is where it all happens. 285 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,624 So... the "Rule." 286 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,833 Is that real? 287 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:31,624 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's real. 288 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,457 You wouldn't go out with one of those girls? 289 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,541 It just... It doesn't feel right, 290 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,165 like it would be taking advantage somehow. 291 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,250 That girl, who sent you her panties every week? 292 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,040 And um... 293 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,791 FanGirl on the livestream? 294 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,124 Y-you're not tempted? 295 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,207 I don't know what they want. 296 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,165 Maybe just to make you happy. 297 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,791 They don't even know me! 298 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,375 What don't they know? 299 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,749 Well... 300 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,041 not that much, actually. 301 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,165 You okay with all this? 302 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,499 What do you mean? 303 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,416 You know, if you get involved with me, 304 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,958 you get involved in all this. 305 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:16,332 My whole life, it gets likes and comments. 306 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,792 So you think we are getting involved. 307 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,875 I like you. 308 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,250 Yeah? 309 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,875 Yeah, you seem real. 310 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,709 I am real. 311 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,125 Good morning. 312 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,165 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 313 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,542 I knew it would be. 314 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,834 I told you rules were made to be broken. 315 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,374 What do you mean? 316 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,375 Oh, come on. You're telling me you didn't know? 317 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,249 Know what? 318 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,709 Hey, Garrett. I'm in your head again... and in your bed. 319 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,040 What the hell are you doing? 320 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,709 Being me. 321 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,541 I'm sorry, um... 322 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,416 I'm kinda freaking out here. 323 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,374 You really didn't know? No! 324 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,708 Jesus, no! FanGirl lives in... in Chicago! 325 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,791 Not anymore. I moved here. 326 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,749 I quit school, and I moved here, and I took that job 327 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,666 so we could do this with no rules. 328 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,708 You... you what? I'm sorry? 329 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,207 You can't tell me it wasn't good. 330 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,750 No, that... that was fucked up. 331 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,374 Is you name even really Michelle? 332 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,582 Of course it is. 333 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,791 I didn't lie to you. 334 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,416 I-I just told you some truths you didn't know yet. 335 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,749 What? 336 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,416 Listen, y-you gotta go. Sorry. 337 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,040 Are you kidding me? 338 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,499 No, seriously. You gotta get the fuck outta here. 339 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,124 Why? Because you fucking stalked me. 340 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,332 No. I met you. 341 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,207 How else was I supposed to meet you, Garrett? 342 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,582 I don't know. Honestly? How? 343 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,542 You had a rule, 344 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:10,999 and if... if I didn't do something, 345 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,416 we would never have had last night. 346 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,249 Last night was bullshit. 347 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,165 You know that's not true. 348 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,958 You felt something. I know you did. 349 00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:20,207 Actually, I don't know what the fuck I felt. 350 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,208 Okay? 351 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,165 Then why don't we figure it out? 352 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,791 Sometimes people just click, Garrett. 353 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,625 And you can't make rules for that. 354 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,791 Knock, knock! 355 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,959 Dude, you're not up? We brought coffee! 356 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,791 What happened to the clock? 357 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,792 This was our special time together. 358 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,916 Nice almost meeting you. 359 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,916 You, too. 360 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,125 Take care. 361 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,333 You know, sometime soon, 362 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,041 you're going to regret this, Garrett. 363 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,375 And when that happens, just know that I'm waiting. 364 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,625 Okay? 365 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,333 Goodbye, Michelle. 366 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:36,792 Yeah. 367 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,708 I don't know, bro. 368 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,709 I mean... 369 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,124 what'd she do wrong exactly? 370 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,165 So you met online. How's that any different than Tinder? 371 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,374 Because only one of us signed up. 372 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,749 Love that doesn't listen. 373 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,708 You like her. 374 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:03,833 I mean, you guys have been talking for, what, a year? 375 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,249 You texted. 376 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,833 She... sexted you. 377 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,375 What's your point, Lyle? 378 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,375 Did you ever tell her to stop? 379 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,290 Can we just get to work? 380 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 381 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,582 Yeah. 382 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:27,457 Hey, it's Garrett. Do what you gotta do. 383 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,917 Garrett, listen. 384 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,833 I'm in the top two percentile. 385 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,583 Me and all of my friends. 386 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,208 And we're all so fucked up. 387 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:45,208 And nobody cares, just as long as you're perfect on the outside. 388 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,959 I was going to kill myself, Garrett. 389 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,332 I went to this guy who sold pills, 390 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,374 and when I got there... 391 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,041 he was watching your live stream. 392 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,124 And you were just... 393 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,417 connecting with all of these people. 394 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,374 You didn't give a fuck what anyone thought. 395 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,749 You were just... connecting. 396 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,416 It didn't matter what grade you got or... 397 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,458 Or who was going to stop loving you. 398 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,874 So instead of taking the pills, 399 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,250 I started coming on the stream as FanGirl. 400 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,749 And then last month, I decided we had to meet. 401 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,291 We had to see what it would be like. 402 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,834 Because you saved my life, Garrett. 403 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,249 I know you have a rule, 404 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,250 but I also know that I'm in love with you. 405 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,624 And last night, I think you let yourself 406 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,625 be in love with me, too. 407 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,458 Just a little. 408 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,999 And last night, I think you let yourself 409 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,500 be in love with me, too. 410 00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:57,792 Just a little. 411 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,208 Call me. Okay? 412 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,708 Do I have a raging marionette doll fetish? 413 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,667 Yes, I do. 414 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,208 Am I in therapy for it? Yes, I am. 415 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,374 My therapist recommends having 416 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,124 as many one-night stands as possible 417 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,958 to help cure me of my puppet perversion, 418 00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:26,290 but I can't, I won't. I just... 419 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,332 I could never be with a girl, no strings attached. 420 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,332 ♪ It's been a week ♪ 421 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:36,875 ♪ Since I've seen you smile ♪ 422 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:43,332 ♪ Leaving your heart outside my room ♪ 423 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,374 How ya doing? 424 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,916 Hi, yeah, you were great. 425 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,874 Thank you. Wasn't he? Wasn't he awesome? 426 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,666 Yeah, he's awesome. Stop it, guys. 427 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,207 But seriously, more. 428 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,417 How... did you... you're not... I loved it. 429 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:57,542 ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 430 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,040 ♪ Told my heart ♪ 431 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,749 ♪ It should stay ♪ 432 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,249 Okay. Really? ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 433 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,499 I'm just going to go use the restroom. 434 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,582 ♪ Let me go, let me go, let me go ♪ 435 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,791 ♪ Oh, let me go, let me go, let me go ♪ 436 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:18,165 ♪ Oh ♪ 437 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,582 ♪ Let me go ♪ 438 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:28,249 Whoa! Hello. 439 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,040 Hi. How are you? I'm good now. 440 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:34,082 Hey, hold up. I'm not exactly a bathroom kinda guy. 441 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,082 I am so drunk. 442 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,666 Really? 443 00:22:40,668 --> 00:22:44,582 I'll, uh... I'll take you home. 444 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,374 Whoa! Come on. 445 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:56,124 Fucking man-eaters everywhere I turn. 446 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,667 Eat me! You're not gonna eat me today! 447 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,791 Everywhere. 448 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:03,833 Okay, please, God. 449 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,040 Zombies. 450 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,499 All up in it. 451 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,458 Alright, where are we now? 452 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:17,040 It's dark. I can't... 453 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:19,208 really see anything in this hallway. 454 00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:26,709 Okay. 455 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,709 I see some sort of light. 456 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,040 It's like a... 457 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,916 A doorway. 458 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,207 Boo! 459 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,207 Oh, what the fuck? 460 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,666 I said "hello" like ten times. 461 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,207 I didn't... I didn't hear you. 462 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,833 Anyways, brought your drive back. 463 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,999 Thanks. Whatcha playing? 464 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,290 "Dead Rising." Fuck! 465 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,082 You fucking scared me. 466 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,250 Sorry, dude. 467 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,040 Garrett Hoffman? 468 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:18,040 Yeah. Police. 469 00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:19,958 Detective Yarden. 470 00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:21,958 And then... 471 00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:23,625 after she threw up? 472 00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:25,749 I left. 473 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,082 I was home before midnight. 474 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,290 Don't suppose there's anyone who can confirm that for us? 475 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:33,040 Yeah. Uh, the girl that was here before. 476 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,624 She was over late. 477 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,666 Pink hair? Yeah, we work together. 478 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,249 Editing till around 2:00. 479 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,749 She can testify to that. We... we have edit logs, 480 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,249 and you can see when we uploaded. Alright. 481 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,917 Write down her name and number. 482 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:50,959 Looks like this was just a botched robbery. 483 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,457 But you were the last person 484 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:55,749 seen with the victim at the club. 485 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,040 I... I didn't even know her last name. 486 00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,207 Well, I hate to say it, 487 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,749 but in this case, that's a good thing. 488 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:05,833 First person we look for is someone who knew the victim. 489 00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:08,791 Yeah, it doesn't really feel like a good thing. 490 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,374 That's because you're not an asshole, 491 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:13,458 which is the second thing that we look for. 492 00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:23,624 How many people watch your, uh, show? 493 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,374 Two million. 494 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,165 That's about a million girls. 495 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:29,499 No, I don't do that. 496 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,542 Not with fans. 497 00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:33,333 Why the hell not? 498 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,917 Hi, this is, um... 499 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,708 FanGirl. 500 00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:31,541 Found it. 501 00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:34,999 - Got it. Found the lock. - Great job. 502 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,709 One second, one second. Hold on. 503 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:41,624 Um... 504 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,749 welcome to the casa de Lyle. 505 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,541 Uh... 506 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:48,874 One second, one second. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 507 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,999 Mmm. Hey! 508 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,917 Where's that, uh, killer scotch? 509 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:01,417 Right! 510 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,208 So... 511 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,417 about Garrett. 512 00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,583 Well, fuck him. 513 00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:16,291 I thought the idea was fuck me. 514 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,875 Same thing. 515 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:21,625 Yes, it is. 516 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,290 Is your bathroom clean? Absolutely. 517 00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:26,416 Mm-hmm. 518 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,416 I'm not going to, uh... To run into anything 519 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,416 we're both going to regret, am I? 520 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,499 No. Oh. 521 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,125 But hang on. 522 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,207 Oh! 523 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,916 Oh! No! 524 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,833 No, Moose, no! 525 00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,499 Get off me! Get off! 526 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,833 Oh! 527 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,000 Die! 528 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:37,416 Okay! Thank you for letting us into your devices. 529 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:39,958 For Behind the Scenes and bloopers, click here. 530 00:29:39,959 --> 00:29:41,708 And please like, share, follow, 531 00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:43,333 and of course, subscribe. 532 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,290 We good? 533 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:48,291 Got it! 534 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:49,708 That is a wrap. 535 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,499 Catch, much? 536 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,249 I... I had a rough night. 537 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,874 You okay? 538 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:59,249 Yeah, it's just... allergies. 539 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,582 I'll be fine. 540 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:03,958 You okay? 541 00:30:03,959 --> 00:30:06,000 Yeah, um... 542 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,666 I'm just trying to figure out if I screwed something up. 543 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,874 Well, don't be a wuss. 544 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,667 I mean, don't be an asshole, but don't be a wuss. 545 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,082 That's not really helping. 546 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,208 Not really my job. 547 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:43,165 Hey, this is Garrett Hoffman. 548 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,083 Hey, this is Garrett Hoffman. 549 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,208 Hey, this is Garrett Hoffman. 550 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,291 Hey, this is Garrett Hoffman. 551 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,583 Hey, this is... 552 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,291 Hey there, you. 553 00:31:01,417 --> 00:31:03,290 Hey. 554 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:05,416 Uh, your text yesterday. 555 00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:08,165 I'm sorry. There was some stuff going on. 556 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,290 Are you okay? 557 00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:11,582 Yeah. 558 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,082 No, it's just... 559 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:14,874 What is it? 560 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:18,290 I met this girl, and... 561 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:21,500 And she died. Uh, she was killed in, like, a robbery. 562 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,666 Were you close? 563 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,499 No, I was just at this club for Lyle, 564 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,499 and she was drunk, so I took her home, 565 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,874 you know, because she couldn't drive. 566 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,125 And then... 567 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,624 It's just so insane. It's like being on the corner 568 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:39,958 and seeing somebody get hit by a bus. 569 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:42,416 It was just this random... 570 00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:44,416 I'm so sorry. 571 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,207 No, it's... it's okay. 572 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,457 It was like a wake-up call. 573 00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:49,458 You know? 574 00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:50,958 I just wanted to call you and let you know 575 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:53,416 that I wasn't blowing you off. 576 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:55,792 Uh, I have been thinking about what happened with us. 577 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,249 Me too. 578 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,499 I was really freaked out. 579 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,499 And maybe I overreacted, 580 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,375 or I'm not being fair. 581 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,000 I don't know. I just... 582 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,667 So, what do we do? 583 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,375 Maybe we try again. 584 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:14,291 And take it slow. 585 00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:16,709 I'd like that. 586 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:27,749 Uh, listen, I gotta go, but I'll call you later, okay? 587 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,208 I'm here. 588 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,249 Hi. 589 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,791 We love your videos. We love your videos. 590 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,791 Thank you. Thanks. 591 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,499 You wanna do... 592 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,083 I'm here. 593 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,457 This is Garrett Hoffman. 594 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:41,291 This is Garrett Hoffman. 595 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,417 This is Garrett Hoffman. 596 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,834 This is Garrett Hoffman. 597 00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:50,375 This is Garrett Hoffman. 598 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:53,458 This is Garrett Hoffman. 599 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,625 This is Garrett Hoffman. 600 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,709 This is Garrett Hoffman. 601 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,542 This is Garrett Hoffman. 602 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,667 This is Garrett Hoffman. 603 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,792 This is Garrett Hoffman. 604 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,709 This is Garrett Hoffman. 605 00:35:12,917 --> 00:35:14,667 This is Garrett Hoffman. 606 00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:17,625 This is Garrett Hoffman. 607 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,083 I let it go to voicemail. 608 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,583 I'm wet. 609 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,750 Garrett? 610 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,375 What the fuck? 611 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,207 Shh, it's okay. 612 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,499 No, no, no. It's not okay! 613 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,874 Hey. 614 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,499 You called me. 615 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,040 What? 616 00:36:05,041 --> 00:36:07,708 You called me. You said you wanted to try again. 617 00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:10,332 I... yeah! Like coffee. 618 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,625 Come on, Garrett. We're way beyond coff... 619 00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:16,709 How the hell did you even get in here? 620 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:20,874 Okay, fine. Forget it! 621 00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:22,541 Wait, what? You're mad? 622 00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:24,749 I am giving you everything, 623 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,916 and you are giving me nothing. 624 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,958 You're playing fucking mind games, Garrett! 625 00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:30,124 You know what? Fuck you! 626 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,541 I deserve better. Nuh-uh. 627 00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:33,332 I'm not playing mind games, Michelle. 628 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,499 Shell! Shell. Fuck. 629 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,582 I'm fucking confused. No shit. 630 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:38,624 Could you just wait a second? 631 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:41,124 No, fuck you! You're a fucking sociopath! 632 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:44,082 Y-y-you're selfish, and you... you use people! 633 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,958 You use everybody! 634 00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:47,917 I gave up everything for you! 635 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,416 Who asked you to? 636 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,040 Oh my God! 637 00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,290 Whoa. Whoa! 638 00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:57,999 Oh my... 639 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,165 Jesus, Garrett. I didn't do that. 640 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,124 God! I swear I did not do that. 641 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:03,958 I'm sorry. No, it's okay, it's okay. 642 00:37:03,959 --> 00:37:05,749 Let me see, let me see. I'm sorry. 643 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,416 Sorry. Shit. 644 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,082 I'm getting blood on everything. 645 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,958 No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay. 646 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:17,499 Yeah, I think we need to get you to a doctor though. 647 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,708 No, no. We can just wrap it up. It's fine. 648 00:37:19,709 --> 00:37:21,624 You're gonna need stitches. It's fine. 649 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:24,207 Shell... I can't. 650 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,916 They'll ask me how it happened and who did this to me, 651 00:37:26,917 --> 00:37:29,667 and I am bad at lying, Garrett. 652 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,500 Just help me get home. 653 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:03,666 I feel so stupid. 654 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,833 No, it was an accident. 655 00:38:05,834 --> 00:38:07,874 The... no, the whole thing... 656 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,499 Moving here, finding you. 657 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:14,457 You need help going back? Like, expenses or anything? 658 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,333 No, thank you. 659 00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:19,875 I love you. 660 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,374 Okay. 661 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,499 I... I mean, I get it. 662 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,499 I wasn't talking about anything happening. 663 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,875 I was just, you know... 664 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:29,542 expressing a feeling. 665 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:33,041 You're a good guy, and... 666 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:36,417 I'm gonna be okay. 667 00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:39,083 Yeah. 668 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:44,542 Do you know what I need? 669 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,875 An ice cream soda. 670 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,542 Do you want one? 671 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,667 Just a parting ice cream soda. 672 00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,083 Yeah. Yeah, sounds good. 673 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,040 You slept with a girl that you met on the Internet. 674 00:39:50,041 --> 00:39:52,833 You don't want to sleep with her anymore, so she's pissed. 675 00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:55,165 No, no, no. This is like a stalker. 676 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:57,207 Okay? I'm famous. 677 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,207 Has she threatened you? 678 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,959 Yeah. Yeah, she told me she'll never stop loving me. 679 00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:05,791 Has she threatened you with anything bad? 680 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:07,958 No. Alright, look. 681 00:40:07,959 --> 00:40:11,791 Son, with all due respect to your fame, 682 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:14,040 this is more or less a domestic situation. 683 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:16,541 Okay, yes, but... Well, we hate those. 684 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:17,624 It's all he-said, she-said, 685 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,874 and then someone recants in the next day. 686 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,082 Alright, well if she drugged me, is that not a crime? 687 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,749 Absolutely. Then do a blood test. 688 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,374 It only proves that you took a drug, 689 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,457 not that she gave it to you. 690 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,290 Well, then, what about a restraining order? 691 00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:30,165 On what grounds? 692 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,791 Well, she broke into my house. 693 00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,332 He said. 694 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,374 She said, "He invited me in." 695 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:36,875 Oh, God. 696 00:40:38,709 --> 00:40:39,958 We had this girl, 697 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,999 very bright, 698 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,457 putting herself through medical school 699 00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,374 working at a lap dance joint. 700 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,708 She gets this customer 701 00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:50,124 who has a bad sense of boundaries. 702 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,374 This is a very determined girl, 703 00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:54,499 and she's not gonna let some loser derail her dreams. 704 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,791 So, one night when she sees him in the parking lot 705 00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,499 waiting for her after work, 706 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,040 I'll bet that the last thing that went through her head... 707 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,874 I mean before the bullet... 708 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:07,750 Was "No, I have a restraining order." 709 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:10,250 Don't fuel the fire. 710 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:13,165 Don't communicate. 711 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:16,207 Don't go where you might run into each other. 712 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:18,582 We run into each other on the Internet. 713 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:22,249 Well, maybe you should take a couple months off of that. 714 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,917 A couple of months? It'll be there when you get back. 715 00:43:28,834 --> 00:43:30,582 Man, just got trashed. 716 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:31,791 Uh, I'm in a lake of ooze here. 717 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,207 Is somebody gonna come heal me please? 718 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,624 What was that? 719 00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:36,582 That was like a giant worm at the end of the tunnel. Mom! 720 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,708 - I'm playing a game! - The game can wait. 721 00:43:38,709 --> 00:43:40,165 Please tell Jerry to take out the trash. 722 00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,166 Jerry did it yesterday. 723 00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:43,499 Fine, fine, fine. Sorry, guys. 724 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,082 I'm out. I'm out. 725 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,165 Bye, Brute. Later, Brute. 726 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,833 Welcome RealGirl. Maybe we can cheer you up. 727 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:52,541 Petunia's in some trouble on her quest over by the... 728 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,290 Garrett, you can't keep shutting me out. 729 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:57,457 We made love, and... And you were inside me, 730 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,000 and I know you felt it too. 731 00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:01,499 What the fuck was that? 732 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,332 That was sudden. 733 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,207 You okay, Garrett? 734 00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:07,207 Uh... 735 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:08,499 I'm sorry. I, uh... 736 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,749 I gotta cut it short tonight, Headlights. I gotta go. 737 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,500 Fuck! 738 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:22,040 Um... 739 00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:23,582 this is a public video 740 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,041 for Garrett Hoffman. 741 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,583 I didn't want to do this, but... 742 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:32,417 you won't talk to me. 743 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:38,250 It feels like my heart has been ripped out of my body. 744 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:45,542 We both made mistakes, so please, please... 745 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,624 I'm sorry I upset you. 746 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,582 I'm begging you, let's just try again. 747 00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:55,749 I'm begging you... 748 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,874 let's just try again. 749 00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:00,582 My heart has been ripped right out of my body. 750 00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:02,916 Oh God! Oh! 751 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,416 It has! 752 00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,666 It causes friction between me and my girlfriend. 753 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,791 Then she gets involved in a... "Friction." 754 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:11,374 Then she gets involved in a threesome with my girl and I. 755 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,958 Why haven't you stalked me? 756 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:15,541 Why, Shell? What? 757 00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:16,999 Watching this video 758 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,290 was just cringe-worthy. 759 00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:20,249 No wonder this guy's not calling you back, girl. 760 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,499 You be crazy. 761 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,582 I didn't want to do this, but you won't talk to me. 762 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,958 Oh my God, oh my God. 763 00:45:24,959 --> 00:45:27,874 It feels like my heart has been ripped out of my body. 764 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:30,833 Sword. Sword is not working. Axe! Axe is not working. 765 00:45:30,834 --> 00:45:33,082 We both made mistakes. I'm sorry I upset you. 766 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:34,791 Okay, just gonna get the big ol' bazooka. 767 00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:37,124 Let's just try again. Ah! I'm out of ammo! 768 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,749 This game is torture. 769 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:41,207 Maybe we just have more feelings than other people. 770 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,624 You know, I've always been like that. 771 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:44,124 Everything is... Is more intense. 772 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,666 I understand. 773 00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:48,708 You can have... 774 00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:51,624 anybody you want, and... And why give that up? 775 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:55,416 Because having everything is like having nothing, Garrett. 776 00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:57,207 What defines you? 777 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,332 Your choices. 778 00:45:58,333 --> 00:45:59,958 Who are you, Garrett? 779 00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:03,582 There's this Garrett that people see, and that's not you, is it? 780 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:06,999 You know how hard it is to see you here every day? 781 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,040 I... I can't move on, 782 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:12,499 because you won't let me, Garrett. 783 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,624 You said like you. 784 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,916 You said to share and follow you. 785 00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:17,457 You fucking lied. 786 00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:24,332 Look, Miss. 787 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:26,124 What you need to understand is that 788 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,040 he does not see what happened 789 00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:29,958 in the same way that you do. 790 00:46:29,959 --> 00:46:31,625 But he told me to move here. 791 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:34,207 I beg your pardon? 792 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:37,165 Well, he, like, practically begged me for months. 793 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:41,250 Look, what you may have misinterpreted as his... No, no, look for yourself. 794 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:51,457 These are your emails, correct? 795 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:52,791 That you sent? 796 00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:55,290 Six months ago? Eight months ago? 797 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:57,749 Asking her to move here because you love her. 798 00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:58,999 No, no, no. She messed with it. 799 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,541 I... I did not write these. 800 00:47:00,542 --> 00:47:02,165 She was here, I told you that. 801 00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:03,791 Kid, you remember when I told you 802 00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:06,332 about why we hate domestic situations? 803 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,708 I swear to God, this is not "he said, she said." 804 00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:09,791 This... this is "he said," 805 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:11,457 and then "she broke into his fucking house 806 00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:14,374 and is fucking with his life because she's a fucking psychotic stalker." 807 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:15,833 You expect me to believe that 808 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:17,165 she got into your email account 809 00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:18,207 somehow and wrote all these? 810 00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:20,374 She backdated your emails? 811 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:21,582 Come on! 812 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,416 I'll take a lie detector test. 813 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,416 There's gotta be some kinda forensic way 814 00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:26,582 that you can check when these 815 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:28,041 were actually written, right? 816 00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:31,874 Alright, I will look into it. 817 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:35,750 In the meantime, stay away from this girl. 818 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,999 Okay. 819 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,791 But you do understand the irony of that, right? 820 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,250 Fuck your irony. 821 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,833 Stay put. 822 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,291 He loves me. 823 00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:00,291 We're lovers. 824 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,959 Jesus. 825 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:13,833 It's gone viral. 826 00:48:13,834 --> 00:48:15,791 Every time I get it taken down in one place, 827 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:17,333 it pops up in five more. 828 00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,749 We got fan art already. 829 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:21,999 And remixes. 830 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:28,040 Channel views way up, 831 00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:30,417 likes way up, subscribes... 832 00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:33,916 Garrett. 833 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:36,374 It's just this thing you do. 834 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:37,625 You can walk away. 835 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,625 I connected with two million people. 836 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,875 I can't just let one of them destroy that. 837 00:48:46,917 --> 00:48:48,332 No. 838 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:50,374 Then I'm out. 839 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:51,500 I can't enable this. 840 00:48:52,542 --> 00:48:53,999 Overreact much? 841 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,333 Shut up, Lyle! 842 00:48:57,667 --> 00:49:00,333 You have to do what you have to do. 843 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,333 This is so fucked up. 844 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,040 Lyle, can you give me some space? 845 00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:20,792 Please? 846 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:24,917 Can you go? Okay. 847 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,666 Hey. 848 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:41,040 This is Garrett Hoffman. 849 00:49:41,041 --> 00:49:42,874 As I think you all know by now, 850 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,499 I hooked up with FanGirl, 851 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,207 and it went really badly. 852 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,541 You know, my first instinct is 853 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:50,958 that this is none of anybody's fucking business. 854 00:49:50,959 --> 00:49:52,708 Except it is. 855 00:49:52,709 --> 00:49:54,666 You know, I put my life online, 856 00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:56,249 I ask you guys to share. 857 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:59,332 So, I'm not gonna give up on what we're doing here, 858 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:02,916 and I really hope that you guys don't give up on me. 859 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:07,249 But I am asking you to stop making fun of FanGirl. 860 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:09,916 I believe that this girl is mentally ill. 861 00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,374 This is a damaged person, and she needs medication, 862 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,708 and I do not mean that, like, funny. 863 00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:16,082 It's real. 864 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:17,582 She needs help. 865 00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:20,750 So please... please lay off. 866 00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:24,833 I believe that this girl is mentally ill. 867 00:50:24,834 --> 00:50:26,914 This is a damaged person and she... 868 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,958 I believe that this girl is mentally ill. 869 00:50:30,959 --> 00:50:32,541 This is a damaged person, and she... 870 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,249 I believe that this girl is mentally ill. 871 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,750 Hello? 872 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:55,833 Jesus. 873 00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:24,458 I might cash that check now. 874 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,083 I'm so sorry. 875 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:32,333 I didn't... I didn't think that this could get to you. 876 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,959 What are you talking about? 877 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:41,582 I'm having a thing... 878 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:42,959 with a fan. She's... 879 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:45,750 She's disturbed. 880 00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:51,374 And you think this fan, she... 881 00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:54,332 Wait, wait. How would she even know that 882 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,290 you father owns a bookstore? 883 00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:57,791 They know everything about me. 884 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,625 Brave new world, Dad. 885 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,834 You know where that's from? 886 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,417 "The Tempest." 887 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:16,000 "A brave new world that has such people in it." 888 00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:21,125 I'll take care of this. I'll stop it. 889 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,667 Shell. 890 00:54:57,959 --> 00:54:59,208 Shell, open up! 891 00:55:03,709 --> 00:55:05,417 Shell, open the fucking door! 892 00:55:50,959 --> 00:55:52,625 You posted the ad? 893 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:52,458 Hey! 894 00:56:54,041 --> 00:56:55,333 You're dead. 895 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:59,040 You scared the shit out of me. Yeah, that was the idea. 896 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,165 Did you get my messages? Have you been getting mine? 897 00:57:01,166 --> 00:57:02,833 She's gone. I went to her place. 898 00:57:02,834 --> 00:57:04,457 You broke into her motel room. 899 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:07,290 Are you serious? She burns down my father's store and I'm in trouble? 900 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,124 Yeah, you are in trouble. 901 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,332 Are you ready to listen? 902 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,290 Because I've been looking into your girlfriend 903 00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,416 as best I could. 904 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:15,290 She was a minor, so the records are sealed. 905 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:19,290 But there was a fire at the home of a girl that she didn't like, 906 00:57:19,291 --> 00:57:22,457 and a hit and run against a boy who broke up with her. 907 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:23,666 No proof. 908 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:26,249 Parents put her into a private psych ward for a while. 909 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:28,708 Everybody looked the other way. 910 00:57:28,709 --> 00:57:30,124 But that girl at the bar? 911 00:57:31,959 --> 00:57:33,375 The one we thought was a robbery? 912 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,290 Jesus. Mm-hmm. 913 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:42,916 Or the mailbox shop where you met her. 914 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,958 A woman works there six years, 915 00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:46,749 never misses a day, then all of a sudden, 916 00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:48,709 she vanishes and a job opens up. 917 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:52,290 You see this? You can go online. 918 00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:56,082 Find instructions on how to make one of these out of a coat hanger. 919 00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:58,207 If that girl really is gone, 920 00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,624 count yourself lucky. 921 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,999 And if she comes back, run. 922 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,624 Grow a beard, change your name. 923 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:05,666 She is bright. 924 00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:08,208 You will not see it coming. 925 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:27,249 I... I need help. Somebody's been shot. 926 00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:28,457 A police officer! 927 00:58:28,458 --> 00:58:31,416 He was sh... Shot with an arrow. 928 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,999 Yes, yes! An arrow. 929 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000 It was a crossbow. 930 00:58:34,001 --> 00:58:35,917 It was set up... in the door. 931 00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:39,958 Please hurry. 932 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:54,959 Hey, Garrett. How are you holding up? 933 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,416 Got some things you need to sign. 934 00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:06,999 That's an evidence inventory for your computers... 935 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,874 and the damages waiver. 936 00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:10,457 You keep the pink one. 937 00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:15,207 And here is a list of places that do crime scene clean up 938 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:16,333 and some counseling. 939 00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:19,541 You should talk to someone... 940 00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:21,291 even if you think you're fine. 941 00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:24,458 I don't think I'm fine. 942 00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:29,082 Uh-huh. Good. Okay. 943 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,749 Now you're sure that nobody knows 944 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,290 that you go to this place? 945 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,124 I don't go there. 946 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:37,165 It's, um... it's my friend's uncle's place. 947 00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:38,416 We went there once to visit 948 00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:40,416 in the 10th grade with their family. 949 00:59:40,417 --> 00:59:41,958 The road's barely on a map. 950 00:59:41,959 --> 00:59:43,834 It's out in the middle of nowhere. 951 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:47,333 He's... he's an artist. 952 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,332 Alright, even still. 953 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,040 Keep your head down. 954 00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:53,207 She won't last long. 955 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:55,332 She messed up. She has nowhere to go. 956 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:58,499 We got a reward out, a tip line. 957 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,833 And the media cluster-fuck on this 958 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:02,124 is actually gonna help. 959 01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:04,624 We will find her. 960 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:06,791 And we'll get you your life back. 961 01:00:06,792 --> 01:00:08,000 Hmm? 962 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,375 Keep it. 963 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,333 Hey. 964 01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:32,917 Hey. 965 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,416 Are you sure about this? 966 01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,791 I... I can't go home. 967 01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,457 Come stay with us. 968 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:41,165 Raylene won't mind. 969 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:42,709 Puts you in danger. 970 01:00:54,542 --> 01:00:55,916 You know what I love about you? 971 01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:57,749 Don't fuck our shit up now. 972 01:00:57,750 --> 01:00:59,333 You haven't said, "I told you so." 973 01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,750 No fun if I say it. 974 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:07,207 Go. 975 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:31,749 How much for a room? 976 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,417 Uh, $63.97. 977 01:01:35,417 --> 01:01:36,874 Um, can I see your license? 978 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,417 Oh. 979 01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:42,249 Oh my God, I left it in the car. 980 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:43,582 Oh, no. 981 01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:45,374 Yeah. 982 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,958 Can I show it to you later? 983 01:01:47,959 --> 01:01:49,749 Yeah, yeah. Sure. Sure. 984 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:50,750 Thank you. 985 01:01:50,751 --> 01:01:52,541 Yeah. Thank you so much. 986 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:25,124 A national manhunt is underway 987 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,624 prompted by the murder of a police detective here in Fresno. 988 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:30,791 It seems to have started with viral videos, 989 01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:34,791 but has blown up into tragic, real world consequences. 990 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:35,833 Detect... 991 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:06,249 Okay, so... 992 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:07,374 no one knows we're here. 993 01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:08,917 No one can hear us scream. 994 01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:12,750 Okay, great. Thank you. 995 01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,583 Oh. Yes. 996 01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:27,874 Security system. 997 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,291 Okay, go! 998 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,124 Yes! 999 01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:11,082 I mean it. I really can't believe you're all out there 1000 01:05:11,083 --> 01:05:12,624 carrying my head around in your pockets, 1001 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:14,541 and checking in with my head in your desks. 1002 01:05:14,542 --> 01:05:15,958 It's... it's crazy. 1003 01:05:15,959 --> 01:05:17,290 But you have changed my life, 1004 01:05:17,291 --> 01:05:18,959 and you have made my dreams come true. 1005 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,791 And I love you guys. 1006 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:24,999 I really do. I really do. 1007 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,332 Like a lot. 1008 01:05:56,834 --> 01:05:58,958 Hey, so Uncle Ray's cable account. 1009 01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:00,666 It's his ISP. 1010 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,541 We don't have to log in to anything. 1011 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:04,541 No one'll know it's us. 1012 01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:07,791 We could just be on the Internet as civilians. 1013 01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:10,124 This isn't just about hiding out, Lyle. 1014 01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:12,999 You know, I... I have to figure out who I am. 1015 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,582 Offline. 1016 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:17,541 Every day, every day, this is all I've done. 1017 01:06:17,542 --> 01:06:21,332 I just need some kind of time... 1018 01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:22,750 to myself. 1019 01:06:27,709 --> 01:06:29,041 Okay. 1020 01:06:30,291 --> 01:06:33,499 If we're gonna do this whole self-reflective, 1021 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,791 cleansing sweat lodge thing... 1022 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,750 there's something I have not entirely told you. 1023 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:44,875 I went out with her. 1024 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,083 With who? 1025 01:06:54,083 --> 01:06:55,582 She called me, 1026 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:57,165 and, um... 1027 01:06:57,166 --> 01:07:00,291 we got together. I think. 1028 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:02,666 It's all kind of fuzzy. 1029 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:04,250 There was a lot of drinking involved. 1030 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,250 Oh. 1031 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:11,709 Thing is, I think that's how she got your keys. 1032 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:16,124 Okay. 1033 01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:17,583 That's not your fault. 1034 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,416 No. 1035 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:21,917 No, it's not. 1036 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:29,791 But I was jealous. 1037 01:07:29,792 --> 01:07:31,541 Ever since we were nine years old, 1038 01:07:31,542 --> 01:07:32,959 we were a team. 1039 01:07:34,291 --> 01:07:37,083 In it together, and now we're not. 1040 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:42,749 So what was I supposed to do? 1041 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:43,791 Stop? 1042 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:45,125 No. 1043 01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,124 No, it's all good. 1044 01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:49,792 That's what I'm trying to say. 1045 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,125 I am so glad I'm not you right now. 1046 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:07,040 Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. 1047 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:15,165 This is my recipe for macaroni and cheese. 1048 01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:17,165 You get the macaroni, you cook the macaroni. 1049 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:19,457 You might think gravity's just for the birds, Rocko, 1050 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,791 but it's the law, and it goes the same for everybody. 1051 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,457 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna stick... 1052 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:26,374 Okay, I'm genuinely trying now. 1053 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:28,249 I'm actually putting in some effort, 1054 01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:29,582 and I'm... oh! It's dead! 1055 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,582 I can grow out of it if I want, but I probably won't, 1056 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:35,499 so this is my head... currently. 1057 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,332 Zombie apocalypse, guys. What would you do? 1058 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,708 What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 1059 01:08:39,709 --> 01:08:41,667 Wait, but who's... ah! Who's winning? 1060 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,499 Ah. 1061 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,207 Point. Looting. 1062 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,541 I... you know, zombies start walking the Earth? 1063 01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:53,791 I'll be the first at the mall with a sledgehammer. 1064 01:08:53,792 --> 01:08:56,165 What are you gonna do in the zombie apocalypse? 1065 01:08:57,709 --> 01:08:59,040 Uncle Ray's. Half a point. 1066 01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:00,541 What?! What? No! 1067 01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:02,040 Really? No, say it ain't so. 1068 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,666 Oh my God. So, Kiki has this... 1069 01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:06,207 This uncle lives up in a cabin by... 1070 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,416 Lake Frontier. 1071 01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:08,624 Lake Frontier, yes. 1072 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:09,874 The guy was crazy. 1073 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:11,165 No, he's an artist. 1074 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,374 He is a little weird. 1075 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,874 Yeah, he's completely off the grid. 1076 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:15,374 We had to, like, take this unmarked road 1077 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,749 - past the fire... past the fire county dump. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1078 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,249 Anyway, that's where I would go for the zombie apocalypse. 1079 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:21,999 Really? Yes. Uncle Ray's. 1080 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,541 You know when you can't... 1081 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,000 That's where I would go for the zombie apocalypse. 1082 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,749 Lives up in a cabin by... 1083 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:35,833 Lake Frontier. 1084 01:09:35,834 --> 01:09:37,083 Lake Frontier, yes. Point. 1085 01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:44,582 We had to, like, take this unmarked road 1086 01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:47,083 past the fire... the fire county dump. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1087 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,290 So, I've been out here a week, 1088 01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:49,791 and they still can't find her, 1089 01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:53,874 so I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do from now on. 1090 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,709 Cannot live without YouTube. 1091 01:10:58,291 --> 01:10:59,333 Yeah, I can't. 1092 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:01,833 I can't. 1093 01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,165 It was fine. 1094 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,207 I don't want to live without YouTube. 1095 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:07,499 I don't think that we're too... connected. 1096 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,165 I don't think that we share too much. 1097 01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:10,166 I think that this... 1098 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,582 This technology we have in the world 1099 01:11:11,583 --> 01:11:13,165 is bringing us all closer together. 1100 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:16,374 And yeah, that's... That's... it's dangerous, 1101 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,749 and it's a risk to open yourself up, 1102 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,958 and to trust. I get that. 1103 01:11:20,959 --> 01:11:22,041 Um... 1104 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:26,207 I may never get to go home again, 1105 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:29,249 I may never be able to use my real name again 1106 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:30,833 in the world, 1107 01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:33,165 and my life could suck. 1108 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:36,290 As long as this is real, what... what we're doing here, 1109 01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,332 as long as this is good, 1110 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,874 then I'm good. 1111 01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:41,500 So if I have to choose... 1112 01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:44,958 I choose to live online. 1113 01:11:44,959 --> 01:11:47,708 Hoffman Heads, you may never know where I am, 1114 01:11:47,709 --> 01:11:49,374 you may not know who I am, 1115 01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:50,916 but I'm still gonna be here, 1116 01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:52,958 every day, with you. 1117 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,708 So I'm gonna post this video, 1118 01:11:54,709 --> 01:11:57,040 What the fuck, man? Holy fuck! 1119 01:11:57,041 --> 01:11:59,041 What are you doing? Where did you go? 1120 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:01,708 I was making a video. 1121 01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:03,541 You... oh. Okay, great. 1122 01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:05,207 I thought you died. 1123 01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,290 I almost pissed my pants, man. 1124 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:09,040 That's disgusting. Yeah. 1125 01:12:09,041 --> 01:12:10,082 I need a beer. Yeah, me too. 1126 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:14,124 And with that deeply philosophical conclusion 1127 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:16,749 to my meditation on man and nature, 1128 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:19,624 Headlights, it's alive! 1129 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,416 Yes! 1130 01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:23,749 Neither sleet nor snow, nor dark of night, 1131 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:26,207 Hoffman's Head is broadcasting to you guys 1132 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,833 live from an undisclosed location. 1133 01:12:27,834 --> 01:12:30,124 Nothing stops the livestream! 1134 01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:31,916 Nothing! 1135 01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:32,999 Yes! 1136 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,082 Glad you're back, dude. Oh! Yes! 1137 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:38,374 Where are you guys? It looks kinda freaky. 1138 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,082 Dude, did you just seriously just ask me 1139 01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:42,708 to disclose the undisclosed location? 1140 01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:44,290 And I almost did it as well, 1141 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:46,207 like a knee-jerk reaction. 1142 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,624 Are you guys okay? 1143 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,290 We heard FanGirl killed a cop. 1144 01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:50,582 I bet it's a scam. 1145 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:51,791 It was on the news. 1146 01:12:51,792 --> 01:12:53,457 He's gonna end up just like LonelyGirl. 1147 01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:55,708 What, are you... you trying to get more views, Hoffman? 1148 01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:58,749 Um, a good man lost his life 1149 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,082 trying to protect and serve, 1150 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,332 and when... 1151 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,165 I know how to process that 1152 01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,332 the right way... 1153 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,499 we can talk about it, okay? 1154 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,917 We love you, Garrett. 1155 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:10,999 You know, let's just try and have 1156 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,207 some really stupid fun tonight, yes? 1157 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,082 Let's blow some shit up. Okay. 1158 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:16,541 Let's blow some shit up. 1159 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:20,958 Can't stay covered like that. 1160 01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:22,165 10-9, 40. 1161 01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:25,207 We got a... got a clear path to the blow-up zone. 1162 01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,666 Clear path to the blow-up zone. 1163 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,207 Okay, clear a path. Alright, little girl. 1164 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,457 Three, two, one. 1165 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:48,499 Hey, Garrett. 1166 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:49,791 Have you seen this? 1167 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,999 Holy shit. 1168 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,375 FanGirl uploaded a new video. 1169 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,709 Garrett... 1170 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:11,166 I think I know where you are. 1171 01:14:13,291 --> 01:14:14,291 But... 1172 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:16,874 I don't think we'll get to talk much 1173 01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:18,959 when we see each other again. 1174 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,749 So I'm saying this here, 1175 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,041 because I want you to understand. 1176 01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:28,500 My life is over. 1177 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,667 And I'm... I'm so ready. 1178 01:14:34,125 --> 01:14:36,375 But I keep thinking about you... 1179 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:38,583 forgetting me... 1180 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:44,000 and that makes me unbearably lonely. 1181 01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:50,000 So... 1182 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:54,041 If we can't be united in life... 1183 01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:58,542 we will be united in death. 1184 01:15:06,709 --> 01:15:08,125 No way. 1185 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:12,082 Be right back. 1186 01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:14,833 - What was that? - What's going on? 1187 01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:16,666 It's nothing. There's nothing out there. 1188 01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:19,791 It's the... it's the woods. It's the wind. Garrett, it's probably... 1189 01:15:22,875 --> 01:15:24,416 It's squirrels in the wind. 1190 01:15:24,417 --> 01:15:26,082 The fuck's going on here? 1191 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:27,249 Nothing. 1192 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:29,999 Garrett just thought he heard something out there, 1193 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,416 but there's nothing out there. 1194 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:33,249 I'm pretty sure, but not exactly sure. 1195 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,749 - You guys okay? - We're good. 1196 01:15:34,750 --> 01:15:36,583 We're safe. You see anything? I bet you don't. 1197 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:42,749 Fuck. She's out there. 1198 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,582 What? She's out there. 1199 01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,249 Oh, God. Mom, I love you. 1200 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,917 If you're watching, I love you so much. 1201 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,082 Everybody, listen. FanGirl is here. 1202 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,708 We need you guys to call 911. 1203 01:15:55,709 --> 01:15:57,124 We don't have any service. 1204 01:15:57,125 --> 01:15:59,457 Lyle, where are we? Lyle: County access road just outside 1205 01:15:59,458 --> 01:16:01,207 Country access road... 1206 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:03,083 outside of Lake Frontier. Off the 168. 1207 01:16:08,792 --> 01:16:10,082 Off 168. 1208 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,923 You gotta go past the quarry and then the dump. 1209 01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:15,499 Off the 168. Past the quarry and the dump, 1210 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,624 off the 168, alright? 1211 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:17,833 There's no fucking address, 1212 01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,291 because Uncle Ray is a fucknut! 1213 01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:24,958 This is fucking hysterical. 1214 01:16:24,959 --> 01:16:28,666 Is this some horror sketch livestream? 1215 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:29,875 We're in actual danger! 1216 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,166 Oh, fuck. 1217 01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:42,124 What the...? 1218 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,375 Hello? 1219 01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:58,124 Oh, fuck. We're fucked. 1220 01:16:58,125 --> 01:16:59,582 Fuck. Shit. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1221 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:02,333 Goddamn son of a bitch, fucking... 1222 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:04,999 Oh, fuck. Goddammit. 1223 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,207 Fuck. 1224 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,624 Shit. 1225 01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:10,041 Ow. Fuck. 1226 01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:17,375 Shit. Motherfucker. 1227 01:17:24,542 --> 01:17:25,875 Garrett? 1228 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:30,082 Garrett. Shh. Come here for a second. 1229 01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:31,624 Don't fucking do that. 1230 01:17:31,625 --> 01:17:33,583 Shh, then don't fucking yell. 1231 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:43,875 This is insane. 1232 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,750 We should make a run for the car. 1233 01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:49,207 No. 1234 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:50,374 No, you don't leave the castle. 1235 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,040 You stay inside the walls. 1236 01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:54,040 What fucking castle? 1237 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,457 If we go outside, 1238 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:57,959 she's gonna kill us. 1239 01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:01,582 If she has to come in here, 1240 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:02,875 we kill her. 1241 01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:10,749 I have a plan. 1242 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:12,290 It's a little outside the box, 1243 01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:15,958 but what if you stay here 1244 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,666 and... and... 1245 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:20,207 And make her think that she's got us trapped? 1246 01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:22,792 I'll slip out, and, uh... And I'll go for help. 1247 01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:27,125 Your plan is to leave me here and run away? 1248 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,625 But she's not in love with me. 1249 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:07,291 Son of a bitch. Okay. 1250 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:41,291 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1251 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:00,417 Shit. 1252 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:31,290 Shell! 1253 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:36,834 Why couldn't you just love me? 1254 01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,709 Why couldn't you just let me go? 1255 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,375 That's not love. 1256 01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:41,083 Hello? 1257 01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:51,709 Hello? 1258 01:24:58,834 --> 01:25:00,749 Oh my God. 1259 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:03,291 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I've been driving all night. 1260 01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:06,666 It's me. It's Petunia. 1261 01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:07,958 Petunia4ever. 1262 01:25:07,959 --> 01:25:09,166 Can you move? Are... 1263 01:25:10,333 --> 01:25:12,374 We have to get you... We have to get you out of here. 1264 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,582 Come on, okay? 1265 01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:15,708 You just... Alright. We're gonna go. 1266 01:25:15,709 --> 01:25:16,833 It's okay. 1267 01:25:16,834 --> 01:25:18,208 It's okay. 1268 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,792 Okay. Come on. 1269 01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:39,999 Keep talking to me, okay? 1270 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,040 Um, just don't... don't, like, go into the light or anything. 1271 01:25:43,041 --> 01:25:44,082 Okay? 1272 01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:46,040 Alright? We'll just talk. 1273 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,791 Um, I'm gonna take care of you. 1274 01:25:47,792 --> 01:25:49,374 I'm gonna get you some fluids, 1275 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:51,582 some, like, electrolytes. 1276 01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:54,208 Just as soon as I get you home safe. 1277 01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:58,166 Hospital. 1278 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,416 I once took care of a dog with a broken leg, 1279 01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:04,332 and I... 1280 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,874 I rescued it, and I found all these videos on YouTube 1281 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:09,874 about how to take care of a dog with a broken leg. 1282 01:26:09,875 --> 01:26:10,999 And I did it, 1283 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,582 and... and it lived with me, 1284 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:15,290 and I... I took care of it for six months. 1285 01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:28,582 I can't believe you're here, Garrett, 1286 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,416 in my car with me. 1287 01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,708 Oh, I wanna show you some of my drawings. 1288 01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:35,125 I think you're gonna... Really gonna like them. 1289 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:41,542 I am gonna take such good care of you. 1290 01:27:15,417 --> 01:27:18,082 ♪ Walking around this place ♪ 1291 01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:21,959 ♪ For miles ♪ 1292 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,958 ♪ It's been a week ♪ 1293 01:27:24,959 --> 01:27:29,166 ♪ Since I've seen you smile ♪ 1294 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,874 ♪ Leave my heart ♪ 1295 01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:37,792 ♪ Outside your room ♪ 1296 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,749 ♪ Finding our love ♪ 1297 01:27:40,750 --> 01:27:45,333 ♪ An ashened ruse ♪ 1298 01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:50,916 ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 1299 01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:54,791 ♪ Take my heart, it should stay ♪ 1300 01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:58,541 ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 1301 01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,416 ♪ I'm telling my heart ♪ 1302 01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:02,249 ♪ It can't stay ♪ 1303 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:05,165 ♪ Let me go, let me go, let me go ♪ 1304 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:06,207 ♪ Oh ♪ 1305 01:28:06,208 --> 01:28:08,999 ♪ Let me go, let me go, let me go ♪ 1306 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,542 ♪ Oh ♪ 1307 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,874 ♪ Let me go, let me go ♪ 1308 01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:22,040 ♪ Let me go, oh ♪ 1309 01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,874 ♪ Let me go, let me go, let me go ♪ 1310 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:26,208 ♪ Oh ♪ 1311 01:28:34,041 --> 01:28:36,207 ♪ Staring at faces ♪ 1312 01:28:36,208 --> 01:28:40,166 ♪ On the walls ♪ 1313 01:28:41,792 --> 01:28:44,541 ♪ When did I let you make ♪ 1314 01:28:44,542 --> 01:28:47,834 ♪ Me smile ♪ 1315 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:52,332 ♪ Hiding me out of this ♪ 1316 01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:55,834 ♪ Nightmare ♪ 1317 01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:59,457 ♪ Wishing for someone ♪ 1318 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:03,750 ♪ Who isn't there ♪ 1319 01:29:05,583 --> 01:29:09,416 ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 1320 01:29:09,417 --> 01:29:11,249 ♪ It's only my heart ♪ 1321 01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:13,249 ♪ It should stay ♪ 1322 01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:17,124 ♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪ 1323 01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:18,874 ♪ I'm telling my heart ♪ 1324 01:29:18,875 --> 01:29:20,791 ♪ It can't stay ♪ 1325 01:29:20,792 --> 01:29:22,833 ♪ Let me go, let me go ♪ 1326 01:29:22,834 --> 01:29:25,040 ♪ Let me go, oh ♪ 1327 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:26,833 ♪ Let me go, let me go ♪ 1328 01:29:26,834 --> 01:29:28,917 ♪ Let me go, oh ♪ 1329 01:29:36,583 --> 01:29:38,582 ♪ Let me go, let me go ♪ 1330 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,749 ♪ Let me go, oh ♪ 1331 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,582 ♪ Let me go, let me go ♪ 1332 01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:45,000 ♪ Let me go, oh ♪