1 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,782 My name is Ash, and I am a slave. 2 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:43,910 From what I can assume, the year is 1300, 3 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:46,620 and I am led to death. 4 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,047 It wasn't all that time... 5 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:52,422 I had a decent life, sometime. 6 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:55,470 I had a job. 7 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,803 Ash at district 4. 8 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,308 At tools, district 12. 9 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,434 Buy with your head, buy from S-mart! 10 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:09,017 I had a wonderful friend: Linda 11 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,406 We went together to a little house, in the mountains. 12 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,951 It seems like an archaeologist he had retired here, 13 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,954 to translate and study his last discovery: 14 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:30,831 Necronomicon ex Mortis, "The Book of the Dead". 15 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:36,007 Bound in human skin And written in blood, 16 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:40,592 This ancient Cimmerian text contained strange funeral rituals, 17 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:45,521 Funeral charms and awakening demons. 18 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,148 It had been hidden of the world of the living. 19 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:53,354 The book awakened a dark power, somewhere, in the forest. 20 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,824 He took Linda. 21 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,827 Then he came after me. 22 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:08,077 It came into my hand, who went crazy. 23 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:11,413 That's how I detached it of �conclusion�. 24 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,550 But he didn't stop. He turned after me. 25 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,058 �and how! 26 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,194 For God's sake! 27 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:44,245 How can it be stopped�?! 28 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,056 surround the stranger! 29 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:58,771 Where the hell...? 30 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,405 Stand straight, Satan! 31 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,499 No, no... U�urel, �efu'. 32 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:18,416 I don't know how I got here. And... I'm not looking for trouble. 33 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,840 What armor we have here! 34 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:29,059 - you wise man! - Give it to you! back on the horses. Come on! 35 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:35,061 Your Highness, I think he is the one about which he writes in the Necronomicon. 36 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,733 The prophecy says that he will fall from the sky 37 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,563 to set us free from under the terror of Mort�tions. 38 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,363 What? That buffoon? 39 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:47,285 Rather... it's one of Henry's men! 40 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,826 Kneel down, you bastards! 41 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,954 I say let's take him to the pit! 42 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:58,163 You will see the horrors of the pit. 43 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,716 - To the pit! - Miserable tycoon! 44 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,378 - Catch him! - Leave me alone! 45 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:10,384 - Let me go! - in chains with him! 46 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:16,064 You're going to have a great time, buddy 47 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,400 To the castle! 48 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:25,907 Put your feet up! Stop dragging them! Come on! 49 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,906 Move! Come on now! 50 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:33,119 Come on, put your feet up! Take some from here! 51 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:45,961 You will be in for a surprise when we get to the castle. 52 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:51,054 Lord Arthur is coming! Lift the pores of the fog! 53 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:57,064 Lord Arthur! Lord Arthur is coming! 54 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:07,153 Miserable bastards! Stop dragging your feet! 55 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,617 It's wonderful, isn't it? Move inside. 56 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,993 You bastards! 57 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:50,568 Lord Arthur, where is my brother? Didn't he travel with your size? 58 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,744 Yes. And he fought bravely. 59 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:56,369 But last night he died fighting with Duke Henry's men. 60 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,617 I'm sorry, Sheila. 61 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,128 - Come on. - Christians! 62 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,545 - stop it, jerks! - Come on! 63 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,591 Barbarian! 64 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:13,549 Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it! Get out of here, you scumbags! 65 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,978 Wretched! 66 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,561 Get sick, brute! Because you are a criminal! 67 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,563 A bloody criminal! 68 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,742 The death of my brother will be avenged! 69 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,841 Company, wait! 70 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,760 Take the yoke off him! 71 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,385 Kill them! 72 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:01,271 Put them in the hole! 73 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,649 You, sir, are not one of my servants. 74 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,488 who are you 75 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,702 Who wants to know? 76 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,782 I'm Henry the Red, 77 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:24,370 Duke of Shael, Lord of the Lands Nordic and of the people of that land. 78 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:29,758 I greet you, Mr. Izmene-Nobile! I have news for you, my friend. 79 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,211 At the moment you are just driving two things: a pile and a shit. 80 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,796 And the crowd he left the city. 81 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:39,430 - Shut up! - Knights, Lord Arthur! 82 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:51,150 The forces of the River have awakened in these lands. 83 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,950 And while my men fight wholeheartedly against them, 84 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,948 you, Henry the Red, go war against us! 85 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,155 Charlatan! 86 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,997 You were the one who picked up the sword against us! 87 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,171 And these evil forces They threaten my people too! 88 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,341 Your people are nothing better than the unclean 89 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:15,716 what lies in the depths of that pit. - Yes! Good for nothing! 90 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,799 God have mercy of your souls! 91 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:37,572 For God's sake, what a creature of hell is there? 92 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,829 In the pit with the bastards he knows Bloodthirsty! 93 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,285 Not! 94 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,086 Not! Not! 95 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,701 God! 96 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,705 Escape! 97 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,957 hold it! 98 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,407 - Who's next? - Him. 99 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,033 Trembling! 100 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:09,959 - Now I don't make fools anymore. - He's scared! 101 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,458 He's all scared! 102 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,753 Wait a minute. 103 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:22,343 Wait a minute. You have to understand, man. 104 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:26,267 I didn't even see them he knew the idiots in my life! 105 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,391 - I'm shaking! - Ask for it! 106 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,564 What are you waiting for? 107 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,609 Henry, you have to tell them that you don't know me. 108 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,732 We have never met. Tell him! 109 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,067 I don't think he will listen to me flake... 110 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:47,830 What the hell, I keep repeating to you, it's a mistake! 111 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:02,094 I keep repeating to you, it's a mistake! 112 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,978 Does he like the pit? Isn't that wonderful? 113 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,955 It would... 114 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,549 it sucks. 115 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:29,349 He said �epu�e. Let the horses go. 116 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,696 Make room! 117 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,570 Stranger! 118 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,421 Stranger! 119 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,387 Yes! 120 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,272 Damn you! Damn you! 121 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,280 You see that they unfolded the mistakes. 122 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,043 A�a. 123 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,922 Who wants more? 124 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,003 Who's next? 125 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,965 what do you say 126 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,225 Who else wants? 127 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,724 Who wants some more? 128 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,775 You. 129 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,697 Do you want a portion too? 130 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,363 Do you want a portion too? 131 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,991 Yes? 132 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,828 Do you want too? 133 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:03,809 Get on your horses and get out of here. 134 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,351 Let them go! 135 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,132 Wait! 136 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,926 Thank you, generous hosts! 137 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,007 The boy with the sword! 138 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:51,194 This arrogance of yours you will pay for it with your life! 139 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,738 Yes... 140 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:07,205 All right, primitive morons, listen here! 141 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,161 Do you see this? 142 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,924 This... is my drinker, which makes BOOM! 143 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:19,093 A Remington 12, with double magazine, of the best quality, from S-Mart! 144 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,220 It is located in the district of sporting goods. 145 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,728 Exact. This beauty was Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. 146 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,315 The price is of about $109.95. 147 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:34,647 It has a walnut wood handle, it is made made of steel and the trigger is very accurate. 148 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:40,201 So buy wisely! From S-Mart! 149 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,778 - Do you understand? - Yes, sir. 150 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,114 And now I swear to you, 151 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,497 that if any among you primitives 152 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,454 it just touches me... 153 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,946 Now, let's talk about how can I get back home? 154 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,653 I beg you to forgive me, my lord 155 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,448 I thought you were one of Henry's men... 156 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,868 you want to kill me now you would like to kiss me. 157 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,996 Butterfly. 158 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,371 So how's it going? Can you send me back or not? 159 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,626 Only the Book of the Dead has this power. 160 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,958 An unclean book which we need. 161 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,217 Contains passages that can send you back. 162 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:27,141 Only you, the chosen one, you can go in search of her. 163 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,186 I don't want your book nor your temples. 164 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:34,015 Just send me back in my time, pronto! Today! 165 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,656 You will die! 166 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:56,079 You will never get it The Necronomicon! 167 00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:01,008 We will fight from your soul! 168 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,158 It's a trick. Bring me an axe. 169 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:36,498 Guards, stop her! Catch the witch! 170 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,205 - Kill the witch! - Get some oatmeal! 171 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:43,293 Oh, my eyes! I went blind! Oh my God! I went blind! 172 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,435 Hey, junk! 173 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,229 Let's let him go. 174 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,712 If� the Necronomicon falls into the hands of the Dead, 175 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,836 all mankind will be devoured by this Evil. 176 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,965 How about your mission to find the book? 177 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,433 That one over there. 178 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,587 Beastly. 179 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:26,653 what is it Did you grow up in a barn? close the door! 180 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,198 In fact, you grew up in a stable, with all the other primitives. 181 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,165 the wise man said that you are the chosen one. 182 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:49,256 He said you would help us, finding the book 183 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,632 And that you will lead us in the fight against the River. 184 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:55,763 I go after the book just because I want to get home. 185 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:05,143 - I think you will leave tomorrow at dawn. - Please don't touch that! 186 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:08,980 Your primitive intellect would not understand the alloy and the composition and... 187 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,656 ...stuff with structure molecular... 188 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,949 Anyway, what's up with you here? 189 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:22,205 I wanted to tell him that I'm joining him through prayer and hope... 190 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,878 And I did it for you. 191 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,419 Okay, I could use it as a blanket for a horse. 192 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,697 Give me some sweetness��, baby 193 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,260 Come on boy! 194 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,987 Easy. 195 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,332 what is it what is it 196 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:34,087 This path leads you to an unclean place, a cemetery. 197 00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:37,215 I'm waiting for you there The Necronomicon. 198 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,683 Before taking the book, you must say the following words: 199 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:47,012 Klaatu verata nikto. 200 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,599 Klaatu... verata... nikto. Good. 201 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,776 Okay, repeat them. 202 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,400 Klaatu verata nikto. 203 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,902 - one more time! - I held back, I held back! 204 00:26:57,992 --> 00:27:02,407 I know your curse words, okay? And now let something be clear to both of you! 205 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:05,455 After I get that book, send me back 206 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,954 After that, they become history. 207 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,436 what is it boy 208 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:38,586 Come on! 209 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,204 Come on! 210 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,528 Maximum speed! 211 00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:37,871 - Get ready. - you intend. 212 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,073 Fire! 213 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,034 Run away! 214 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,715 Little friggin'... 215 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,671 Oh no, wait! 216 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,155 Little jerks! 217 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:28,955 Wait a minute. 218 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,086 Oh my God! 219 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,672 I can't move! 220 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,470 are you holding me? 221 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,475 - Let's do it! - Geronimo! 222 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,772 Hatred! 223 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,959 Okay, little one. 224 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:10,039 How about some hot chocolate? 225 00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:23,594 How did he like that? How did he like to... 226 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:45,081 Oh my God, it's getting bigger! 227 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,732 - Hey, who are you? - Hey, who are you? 228 00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,730 - It would... - It would... 229 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,194 I went blind! I went blind! 230 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,794 Where are you taking me? 231 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,715 Oh, Susanna, don't cry too loud 232 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:40,216 Because I come from Alabama with a banjo equipped 233 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,484 what are you 234 00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,233 are you me 235 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,780 "What are you? are you me?" 236 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,075 Talk like a sucker! 237 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:05,324 - Why are you doing this? - Do you want to know? 238 00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,656 The answer is simple. 239 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:11,539 I'm the bad Ash, And you are the best Ash. 240 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,460 Good little Ash! 241 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:17,166 Good little Ash! Good little Ash! 242 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:20,426 Good little Ash! Good little Ash! 243 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,004 Good little Ash! Good little Ash! 244 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,387 Good little Ash! Good little Ash! 245 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,639 Good little Ash! 246 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,862 I'm not that good. 247 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:02,354 Now you know how it is. 248 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:07,029 A man's body it is personal property. 249 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,745 I don't leave anyone to take it from me. 250 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:16,827 That will teach you. Yes, that will teach you. 251 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,539 You will never find it The Necronomicon. 252 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,842 You will die in the cemetery Before you get to take it! 253 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:28,672 Hey... what's that on your face? 254 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:34,811 - How does he like it? - I will come back for you! 255 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,263 I will you... 256 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,622 Come on, boy! 257 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:11,472 Come on! 258 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:30,752 Three books? 259 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:37,805 Wait a minute. Wait. 260 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:41,387 Nobody said anything of three books! 261 00:40:42,024 --> 00:40:44,983 Ugh, bloody stupid! He was so concerned 262 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:48,311 to fill my head by his words and nonsense 263 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:51,443 He didn't tell me nothing about it! 264 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:56,911 What should I do? let me just take a book take them all, or... 265 00:40:56,997 --> 00:40:58,954 Or what? 266 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,250 So... 267 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,604 Oh... I got the book wrong. 268 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,910 Oh, you... 269 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:12,167 I'll pay for it... 270 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,374 So... 271 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,378 It seems to be clear.. 272 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,850 Oh! Wait a minute. 273 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:27,394 The words... Good, good, good. 274 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,722 Say the words. 275 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:34,439 Klaatu... 276 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,191 ...true... 277 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,863 ...n... 278 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:46,284 Not chatted. 279 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:47,910 Nectar. 280 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,583 Nickel. 281 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:51,376 N�t�ng. 282 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:55,047 Of course it started with the letter "N"! It's definitely an "N" word. 283 00:43:57,344 --> 00:44:00,178 It was definitely starting with the letter "N"! 284 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:14,647 Klaatu... verata... 285 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:16,602 ...n... 286 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:31,792 Okay, then. 287 00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,746 That's it! 288 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,056 Hey! 289 00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:49,602 Wait a minute. Everything is fine! 290 00:44:49,688 --> 00:44:52,601 I said the words! I told them! 291 00:44:53,817 --> 00:44:55,854 No, wait! 292 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:13,660 Welcome, good people! At the parapet! 293 00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:16,879 Protect the children! 294 00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,125 Take care of the horses! 295 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,302 Something is not right. Something is wrong. 296 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,037 where did you go where are you... 297 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,371 I'm breaking you! I'm making a feast for you, bones... 298 00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:49,589 Hold those miserable bones away from my mouth 299 00:47:14,374 --> 00:47:16,787 I'm fed up to be their garbage man. 300 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,493 I did my job! Now I want home! 301 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:21,749 That's how we chose each other. 302 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,184 I... live... 303 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,142 ...again! 304 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:56,656 There! The Chosen One! The Chosen One returns! 305 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,332 Raise the pores! 306 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:08,001 Welcome! 307 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,632 We are saved! 308 00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:14,841 - The Necronomicon! - He really is the Chosen One! 309 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:17,221 - He brought the Necronomicon! - How are you? 310 00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:19,520 - He brought the book! - Yes, wonderful, wonderful. 311 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:23,099 - Well done! - Get the hell away from me! 312 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:33,447 The book, quickly! Did you bring the Necronomicon? 313 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,658 - Yes, it's just that... - Just what? 314 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:40,450 Nothing. We're welcome. 315 00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,963 now send me home as we agreed. 316 00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:52,466 When did you get the Necronomicon from the lake 317 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,047 did you say the words 318 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,179 - Yes, approximately. - Did you tell them exactly? 319 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,137 Listen, maybe not really every syllable break, 320 00:49:01,231 --> 00:49:03,814 but roughly, I told them, yes! - Fool! 321 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,142 You doomed us all! 322 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:09,729 When you got the words wrong, you have awakened the Army of the Dead! 323 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,235 Cheers, bearded man. 324 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:15,409 You said you fix everything once you have the book! 325 00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:19,159 You said it has a passage who can send me back! 326 00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:21,957 That's it, the book still has the power to send you back 327 00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:23,705 but we don't of no use! 328 00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:26,412 Evil is hungry of the Necronomicon, 329 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:29,419 and will come here according to her. 330 00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:32,217 I made a bargain. 331 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:35,171 you wanted the book I brought it to him. 332 00:49:35,265 --> 00:49:37,302 I did my job now send me home! 333 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:44,140 Too good. We are honorable people And we will respect the bargain. 334 00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:47,145 The unwise will send you Back in your time. 335 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:50,060 Yes? 336 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:54,444 - I thought he was the chosen one. - Yes, of course, that was the fair. 337 00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:59,495 When you think it's good let's start with... 338 00:49:59,581 --> 00:50:03,120 - you know... - He's a traitor. That's it! 339 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:07,749 When you think it's good let's start with the ceremony and... 340 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:09,626 you know... 341 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:14,086 You know how it is... the sooner so much the better, right? 342 00:50:15,263 --> 00:50:17,721 Shameful for a man... 343 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:20,766 The wise were foolish that they trusted you. 344 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:26,727 - I knew we shouldn't trust each other. - We put our hopes in him. 345 00:50:26,816 --> 00:50:29,900 I still believe that you will help us. 346 00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:33,696 Ah, Sheila, don't you understand? It's over. 347 00:50:35,325 --> 00:50:37,658 I don't have what it takes. 348 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:41,783 With good. 349 00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:48,251 would you leave me 350 00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:51,547 What God! I don't belong here. 351 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:54,549 I have a chance to come back And I won't miss it. 352 00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:57,094 But what about everything what happened between us 353 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,888 All sweet words that you told me 354 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,761 Oh, and... 355 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:06,812 This is called conversation by the way, dear. That's all... 356 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,436 It was more than that! 357 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,523 I believe in you. 358 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:16,947 I trust you will stay to save us. 359 00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,370 Lol! 360 00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:30,036 Look! A demon! 361 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:33,748 Draw your swords, warriors, for lord and castle! 362 00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:44,182 Let's get out of here! 363 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,766 Ash, help! 364 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,017 Sheila! 365 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:06,531 don't shoot you're going to hit the girl! 366 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,960 My sword! 367 00:52:17,677 --> 00:52:20,090 Damn you! 368 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,444 Farewell, the damned! 369 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,525 Faster! 370 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:47,204 I will order all the bastards full of worms and fall in battle. 371 00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:49,623 - You! Generously! - Yes, sir. 372 00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:52,247 We will go to the castle to take my book! 373 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:55,579 stand up curse and curse! 374 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:03,671 welcome back in the world of the living. 375 00:53:03,765 --> 00:53:06,849 Now take a shovel and dig! 376 00:53:08,561 --> 00:53:10,598 Bring on the witch! 377 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,157 Give me some sweetness��, baby 378 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:34,710 Aren't you a sweetie? 379 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:40,750 Don't touch me, bitch! 380 00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:54,517 Come on. 381 00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,894 A�a. 382 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:13,032 We have plans for you, baby. Little! 383 00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:19,460 you lost your bones decompositions? At work! 384 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,303 A ground is approaching! 385 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,690 Well, grab his horse. 386 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,646 Get up! 387 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:44,229 Your Majesty! An army of the dead is coming from the forest, and approaches the castle! 388 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,736 - How far is it from here? - Two days of walking. 389 00:54:46,826 --> 00:54:48,783 the wings they are only the first of them. 390 00:54:48,870 --> 00:54:51,613 - Maybe we should leave here. - We would be safer in the mountains! 391 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,322 Yes, in the mountains. We have to run! 392 00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:56,159 - That was written. It was prophesied. - They will take our souls! 393 00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:59,461 - I'm afraid. I don't want to die! - They will swallow our souls. 394 00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:03,169 Ah! 395 00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:05,675 Let go and run! 396 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:09,220 Run home And cry to your mother! 397 00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:11,299 I? 398 00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,975 I finished it with a run! 399 00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:18,018 I say let's stay and let's fight. 400 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:22,727 All men from the future do they have such a big mouth? 401 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,482 Not. 402 00:55:24,572 --> 00:55:27,690 Just me, dear! Just me. 403 00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:32,403 How will you hold the Army of the Dead away from the castle walls? 404 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:35,330 How will you do that? With more talk? 405 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:39,956 Most people have already fled, I only have 60 left! 406 00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:43,505 Then we'll bring in Red Henry and his men, to fight alongside us. 407 00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:50,968 So who's with me? 408 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:07,521 I will stand by them. 409 00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,696 You can count on my steel! 410 00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:15,746 - You can count on my courage. - My sword is on your side! 411 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:19,370 - I'm with you! - My bow is at your service, Sire! 412 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,076 and mine! 413 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:26,336 - We're staying! - I live! I live! 414 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:34,344 I live! I live! 415 00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:48,859 So my dear... Say hello to the boys! 416 00:56:53,995 --> 00:56:57,955 That's okay for sad bones 417 00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:07,419 I'll be bad, but I feel... good! 418 00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:10,251 - Who's driving? - You, Your Majesty! 419 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:13,928 - You, sir! To the castle! - To the castle! 420 00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:17,508 - But people are scared! - Has Henry answered our prayers? 421 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:20,093 Don't wait any longer! 422 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,554 I know you are afraid. 423 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,398 We all have it. 424 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:29,020 But that doesn't mean that we are cowards. 425 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,231 We can defeat the Deaths. We can! 426 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,779 With science. 427 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:44,536 - Come on! Come on! - Come on, comrades! push it! 428 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:38,505 Over, over! Tilted, tilted! 429 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:40,257 Come, towards, towards! 430 00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:24,259 Yes! 431 00:59:26,147 --> 00:59:30,266 Wine! The deaths are coming! 432 00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:38,815 Quick, you fool! They will come upon us tonight! 433 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:42,994 - Come on, boys! - Archers in the back! 434 00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:48,958 The moment of truth is near. I hope you don't disappoint me. 435 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,594 There are so many. 436 01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:23,152 i need by more people. 437 01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:09,741 Battle positions! Prepare the boulders and go, immediately! 438 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:14,248 Prepare the catapults! what god let's give them what they deserve! 439 01:01:20,222 --> 01:01:22,029 Be ready! 440 01:01:22,096 --> 01:01:26,386 - Wait! - Company, wait! 441 01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:28,683 Company, wait! 442 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,814 and cut the beans! 443 01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:32,497 - The mirror! - Yes, Sire. 444 01:02:39,882 --> 01:02:42,750 Once I put my hand on the Necronomicon, 445 01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:48,801 i will rule the world and you will be my queen. 446 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,689 Your Majesty, we have positioned ourselves on both fronts. 447 01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:09,242 Okay, okay. Where in my book? 448 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:12,241 There, Your Majesty, beyond that wall. 449 01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:14,664 It's the safest place. 450 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:20,166 I will not allow anyone to stay with me In the path of the Necronomicon. 451 01:03:21,215 --> 01:03:25,630 Now take me away further to the castle! 452 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:28,883 - forward! - forward! 453 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:33,433 Cause chaos And unleash the dogs of war! 454 01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:36,307 To the castle! 455 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:41,899 Excellent. 456 01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:47,405 Death to mortals! 457 01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:51,661 The arrows! 458 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,036 The springs! 459 01:03:54,123 --> 01:03:55,739 Load it! 460 01:03:56,959 --> 01:03:58,825 Arms! 461 01:04:08,137 --> 01:04:10,504 The boy with the torch! 462 01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:53,592 Be ready... 463 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:01,729 Fire! 464 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:06,897 Go ahead, beasts! Go ahead! 465 01:05:23,003 --> 01:05:25,746 Yes, dear! 466 01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:32,210 Ah! 467 01:05:34,890 --> 01:05:38,349 Sire, another army coming from the south! 468 01:05:39,311 --> 01:05:42,270 Leave the pores! 469 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:48,146 Catapults! 470 01:05:48,237 --> 01:05:50,479 Catapults! To the south! 471 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,940 Come on, people! Move! Spin! 472 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:56,117 To the right! 473 01:05:58,664 --> 01:05:59,664 Yes! 474 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:02,990 Fire! 475 01:06:19,351 --> 01:06:20,351 Yes! 476 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,686 Welcome! 477 01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:27,436 - Be careful! - Make room! 478 01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:39,945 Oh, miserable bags of bones! 479 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,827 Gather yourselves together And the apple and the... 480 01:06:44,710 --> 01:06:46,372 Apples and... 481 01:06:47,254 --> 01:06:49,211 Go ahead! 482 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:53,676 come on miserable wretches! 483 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,423 Below! 484 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,175 Pick it up! 485 01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,978 ahead! 486 01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:10,984 The barricade and the gate! Now! 487 01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:24,080 hold on well! 488 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:29,915 - Boulders! - Bomb the creatures! 489 01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:31,621 to hell with you! 490 01:07:34,885 --> 01:07:37,002 Oh, I think it hurt! 491 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,883 Come on, Christians! Arrows! 492 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:42,465 Load it! Fire! 493 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,808 Let's shove it down the necks of the jigodis! 494 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,982 I got in! The castle is ours! 495 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:03,449 Kill the mortals! 496 01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:41,692 Withdrawal! Strengthen the wall! 497 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,619 Defend the book! 498 01:08:44,705 --> 01:08:46,241 God protect us all of them. 499 01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:54,250 Greetings from the 21st century! Yes! 500 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:09,177 Come on! I have enough for everyone! 501 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,270 Take care! 502 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,613 - Do you like it? - Fuck the dead man! 503 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,994 The one from whom we want. Catch him! 504 01:10:01,323 --> 01:10:03,064 Sheila. 505 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:31,433 - The inner courtyard is ready, Your Majesty! - Excellent. 506 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,116 Hey! Watch! 507 01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:57,956 - You are mine, dear! - Get off her! 508 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,424 I got you! 509 01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,423 Damn you! 510 01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:12,391 - Your wife! - Protect the book! 511 01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:14,890 The book will be ours! 512 01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:22,272 The Ro�cat! The Ro�cat! Here comes Duke Henry and his men! 513 01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:25,105 For the king And for the castle! 514 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:30,735 Bows, blood and death! 515 01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,578 We are saved! 516 01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:50,429 Onward, brave cousins! Their ranks are broken! 517 01:11:57,856 --> 01:11:59,142 Alas! 518 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,184 Hello, friends! 519 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,324 The book is mine. 520 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,497 I'm going to take his clothes out. 521 01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:27,420 Where did he go? Hey! 522 01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:39,140 Come to daddy's! 523 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:42,310 Catch him! 524 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,468 let me go crazy whore! 525 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,635 A�a. 526 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:28,652 You thought I was beautiful in a while. 527 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:32,027 Honey, you hated yourself bad at all. 528 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,924 So... 529 01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:03,305 You play hard, right? Good. 530 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,072 Okay, okay. 531 01:14:33,011 --> 01:14:34,718 You're going to the bottom! 532 01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:39,261 - I'm going upstairs. - I'm coming after you! 533 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,099 Come! 534 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:06,075 - Wow. Excuse me! - Come on! 535 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,785 Good! 536 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:13,333 you're starting to annoy me damn it! 537 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:34,145 I spoil it that beautiful face. 538 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,986 Dagger! 539 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:43,745 Stay put! 540 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:04,183 - We can't resist anymore! - We will resist! 541 01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:06,135 We must protect the book! 542 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:24,203 I have something else to solve with you! 543 01:16:24,289 --> 01:16:25,871 Come on! 544 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,001 I'm taking my hands out! 545 01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,899 - Now you are mine! - Take it from here! 546 01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:15,747 Finally, the book! 547 01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:23,758 The Necronomicon is mine! 548 01:17:23,848 --> 01:17:25,555 I crushed them your army is bitter! 549 01:17:25,642 --> 01:17:27,474 Now I will fulfill my wish revenge! 550 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,349 Buckle up, bone because you are going for a walk. 551 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:48,787 Victory is ours! 552 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:54,205 - Retreat! Withdrawal! - Let's get the hell out of here. 553 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:24,565 - What tricksters they are. - If you want a fight... 554 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:28,326 Take care, brave men. I am not to be trusted. 555 01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:31,906 If they're looking for a fight, then this is what they will get. 556 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,208 To one side, strongman! 557 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,787 - Give me a hand, man! God help! - Hey Henry! 558 01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:21,213 - You did it to us! - Gentlemen��! 559 01:19:21,299 --> 01:19:23,757 - Arthur. - Nice win, my friend. 560 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:26,301 I won! Yes! 561 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,424 Yes! 562 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:36,349 We are brothers now! A new kingdom will be born! 563 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:42,105 The book tells us what once what did you drink this liquor 564 01:19:42,195 --> 01:19:45,984 You said the words "Klaatu verata nikto", 565 01:19:46,074 --> 01:19:49,317 you will wake up Back in your time. 566 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:56,040 remember! Say the words correctly! 567 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,089 It crossed my mind to remain 568 01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:53,388 They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them, to... 569 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,636 to be king! 570 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:59,227 But my place is here so... 571 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:01,896 I drank the liquor, I said the words and here I am! 572 01:21:01,983 --> 01:21:04,942 You said the words right this time? 573 01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:08,483 Maybe not really every syllable break, 574 01:21:08,573 --> 01:21:10,940 but roughly, I told them, yes! 575 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,492 Approximate? 576 01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:20,040 The story of how you could have become king... 577 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:23,210 I think it's really funny. 578 01:21:24,464 --> 01:21:26,205 Yes... 579 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:46,016 Die! 580 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:03,538 madam i'm sorry but you have to leave the store. 581 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:07,963 - Who the hell are you? - My name is Ash. 582 01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:11,003 Household items. 583 01:22:31,906 --> 01:22:34,239 I will swallow his soul! 584 01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:35,816 Come and take your share. 585 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:59,548 Sure, I could to remain in the past. 586 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,309 I could be their king. 587 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,972 But somehow 588 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:09,058 i am king 589 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,527 Glory be to the king, my love!