1 00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:52,760 AMAZON FOREST, BRAZIL 2 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:59,750 The road is no longer. We need a boat. 3 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,764 It takes a few days at most. 4 00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:07,755 We shouldn't be here at all. The jungle doesn't want us. 5 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:09,758 There are… 6 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:45,771 We have to. It will change our lives. 7 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,758 Fine, I'll do it alone. 8 00:17:51,761 --> 00:17:55,772 Ana. Ana, you mustn't do that. 9 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,754 It's her! 10 00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:26,764 To the boat! 11 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:36,766 Come on! 12 00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:41,756 Take my hand! 13 00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:01,770 We start with a shot of the full moon. 14 00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:05,758 Milk white. Almost yellow. 15 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:11,770 And then we pan down an idyllic suburban road. 16 00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:19,755 We pass white-painted pickets and finally focus on a sewer grate. 17 00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:24,753 Boom! It flies up and something large and scaly emerges. 18 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:30,751 Fast, hungry and inhuman. Then a pounding theme kicks in. 19 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:44,766 We ride the beast, which meanders menacingly towards a small, blue house. 20 00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:02,752 Sorry, but it's our wedding video you're talking about. 21 00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:06,751 Yes, but I now consider them more like short films. 22 00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:10,758 I guess it wasn't exactly what we had in mind. 23 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,765 - Yes, it's a little different... - Karen and Bart's video was so good. 24 00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:20,771 Where they jump and give each other high fives. And the song was a perfect fit. 25 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:31,768 Friends, now you must hear. 26 00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:36,773 You said you were horror fans and I just love horror movies. 27 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:42,760 This could be something special. A film you will watch again and again. 28 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:45,770 But it's not a movie, Doug. It's a wedding video. 29 00:20:45,772 --> 00:20:50,772 And we want one where they do a jump. Can you handle it or not? 30 00:20:59,753 --> 00:21:02,754 Is it okay if I warm up? 31 00:21:02,756 --> 00:21:05,756 Yes. I've seen it that was much wilder. 32 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,769 What do you think sounds best? 33 00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:10,772 "His gaze is blurred, which suggests..." 34 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,766 Or: "His vision is blurry, which could indicate ..." 35 00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:20,755 - I can also say it with an accent. - Just do as you did for the test. 36 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:25,757 It's been a long time since I've had a role, so it just has to go well. 37 00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:27,761 It's a tough industry. 38 00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:29,767 Excuse me. 39 00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:33,761 - Doctor No. 3, værsgo. - Give it gas. 40 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:37,759 Thank you, Donna. If you need something from Lowe's, - 41 00:21:37,761 --> 00:21:42,755 - I can make sure you can buy it with my employee discount. 42 00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:50,772 Ten milliliters of Tramadol more. What are we dealing with? 43 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,769 His gaze is blurred, which could indicate… 44 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:58,760 Optic neuritis. I have ruled that out. 45 00:21:58,762 --> 00:22:04,763 Cut! What's up with the accent mate? Just do it normally. 46 00:22:04,765 --> 00:22:06,768 We'll take it again. 47 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:11,761 His gaze is blurred, which could indicate… 48 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,763 Cut! Say the line faster. 49 00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:16,770 His vision is blurred... 50 00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:21,767 Cut! We have to fire him. Can we get another one in here? 51 00:23:05,771 --> 00:23:11,766 Griff, this is Doug. I met your mother, who says you got a big role. 52 00:23:11,768 --> 00:23:18,755 Congratulations. Everyone in Buffalo misses you. i love you Come by soon. 53 00:23:19,772 --> 00:23:22,753 God, Jerry… 54 00:23:22,755 --> 00:23:25,770 What is this I hear about a sewer monster? 55 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,762 Oh no… 56 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:35,764 Doug, I know this isn't what you dreamed of as a kid. 57 00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:39,768 But dreams fade. I am retiring soon, - 58 00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:44,773 - and then it's only a matter of time before all this is yours. 59 00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,758 Look around you. Suck it all up. 60 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:54,761 Just imagine that. It's a rather clumsy setup we have. 61 00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:59,751 It's a B-life. Maybe even with an up arrow. 62 00:24:01,755 --> 00:24:04,773 Is there nothing at all you want on your birthday? 63 00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:08,768 In the old days, we even celebrated your half-birthdays. 64 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:12,761 Let's go out for a beer. Just one thing or another. 65 00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:15,772 We can see the new mountaineering documentary. 66 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:20,763 - About the lady who falls down and dies? - Yes. 67 00:24:20,765 --> 00:24:25,756 Fine, then we'll see the one about him the freediver in the Maldives. 68 00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:30,755 - There's drowning? God, Doug. - Then we just go to bed early. 69 00:24:30,757 --> 00:24:32,755 Surprise! 70 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:38,761 - Oh no, Malie... - You love birthday parties. 71 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:44,751 - Dad, you should have seen yourself. - Were you involved? Take my coat. 72 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:45,764 Hello with you. 73 00:24:45,766 --> 00:24:50,769 - Happy birthday! - Kenny, my back. God, is it…? 74 00:24:50,771 --> 00:24:53,757 The original cream and basket. 75 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:57,754 "It puts the cream in the basket." How sick it is. 76 00:24:57,756 --> 00:25:00,756 Yes, it is decidedly sick. 77 00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:04,755 - Congratulations, Dougie. - Thanks for coming, Claire. 78 00:25:04,757 --> 00:25:09,751 I love Buffalo this time of year. Mud, frostbite... 79 00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:13,756 - You don't have Trent with you? - No. Never again actually. 80 00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:18,762 He banged his dental hygienist. But tonight it's all about you. 81 00:25:18,764 --> 00:25:21,769 - Is it about me? - It's about you. 82 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,770 There you were! 83 00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:30,760 - It's been far too long. - How good to see you. 84 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:35,759 Thank you for wanting to come. We have a lot to catch up on. 85 00:25:35,761 --> 00:25:41,753 Many years ago, a group of passionate artists had a vision. 86 00:25:41,755 --> 00:25:46,771 The vision was not particularly original, or for that matter good, - 87 00:25:46,773 --> 00:25:52,758 - but it was theirs. And they made the vision a reality. 88 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,767 So without further ado, I hereby present – 89 00:25:56,769 --> 00:26:00,756 - a completely unrestored version - 90 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:05,756 - by 13-year-old Doug McCallister's masterpiece "The Quatch". 91 00:26:06,755 --> 00:26:12,755 - What? I thought it was lost. - It was stuck in my mother's player. 92 00:26:12,757 --> 00:26:15,772 - Is it suitable for children? - Fuck it. 93 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:19,760 We beeped out the swear words to be allowed to show it at school. 94 00:26:19,762 --> 00:26:23,769 We had otherwise explicitly said it would be R-rated. 95 00:26:23,771 --> 00:26:27,763 - It just doesn't happen. - Yes, it does. 96 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,769 I'll kill you. 97 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,765 I look like myself. 98 00:26:38,758 --> 00:26:41,752 Cross in *****'s basement! 99 00:26:41,754 --> 00:26:44,773 Then it's on track. Watch out for The Quatch. 100 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:49,764 Before you **** hit me, tell me a **** thing. 101 00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:53,753 Do you have any **** or are you just a ****? 102 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,772 - We had seen a lot of Scorsese. - I guess it didn't really bite us. 103 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:03,770 I have to tell you something. i love you I have always done that. 104 00:27:03,772 --> 00:27:07,752 - And I will **** always do that. - I **** love you too. 105 00:27:07,754 --> 00:27:10,755 Kiss me then, woman. 106 00:27:10,757 --> 00:27:13,757 You've always had charisma. 107 00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:18,763 - Think, I let myself be persuaded. - It was your idea. 108 00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:26,757 It's coming after us. What the hell are we going to do? 109 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,769 We are all going to die! 110 00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:36,759 Now it gets serious. 111 00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:39,772 Not on my watch, fister. 112 00:27:53,768 --> 00:27:58,752 It's probably the best birthday present I've ever received. 113 00:27:58,754 --> 00:28:03,759 The tape is yours now. And the TV, because you can't get it out. 114 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,771 - It was right after... - Last year in college. 115 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:15,767 - That's where "Anaconda" came out. - It belongs among the classics. 116 00:28:15,769 --> 00:28:19,754 And what a cast. J.Lo, Ice Cube, - 117 00:28:19,756 --> 00:28:23,755 - Owen Wilson, Stoltz. A true star parade. 118 00:28:23,757 --> 00:28:29,753 And so the snake was kind of a metaphor for our lives at that time. 119 00:28:29,755 --> 00:28:35,769 Like life, which is after you and forces you to… 120 00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:41,758 … do without one's parents' health insurance and the like. 121 00:28:42,772 --> 00:28:46,760 - That's true enough. - Forget it. 122 00:28:46,762 --> 00:28:50,766 What about Jon Voight's accent? It was quite a choice. 123 00:28:50,768 --> 00:28:55,769 "They wrap around you until you hear your bones shatter, - 124 00:28:55,771 --> 00:29:01,753 - and the powerful embrace makes your veins burst." 125 00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:03,772 Excuse me. 126 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,770 I own the rights to "Anaconda". 127 00:29:09,771 --> 00:29:13,765 - What? - I have the rights to "Anaconda". 128 00:29:14,767 --> 00:29:20,765 The film is apparently based on a novel by a late Japanese, - 129 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:24,764 - and my agent put me in touch with his widow. 130 00:29:24,766 --> 00:29:30,772 Amazingly, she was a fan of the four episodes of "S.W.A.T." that I'm on. 131 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:35,762 - So she gave me the rights. - What do you want to do with them? 132 00:29:35,764 --> 00:29:38,765 Not me. Us. 133 00:29:40,752 --> 00:29:47,751 We reboot it in indie fashion. Three weeks full of garbage in the Amazon. 134 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:50,770 Claire and I are actors, Kenny films, Doug directs. 135 00:29:50,772 --> 00:29:55,757 - What do you say to that? - That is an excellent idea... 136 00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:59,772 I'm healthy! I can get time off from work. 137 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,772 - Cool, Kenny! - What are you talking about? 138 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:08,750 He is not healthy. He says one thing, and then you're on your way to the Amazon? 139 00:30:08,752 --> 00:30:11,765 What do you say, Claire? 140 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:17,757 I don't know if I'm in the right frame of mind because of the divorce. 141 00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:19,769 That is the best state of mind. 142 00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:24,761 It's like "Eat, Pray, Love" and all that shit. Come now. 143 00:30:24,763 --> 00:30:27,773 - Okay, I'm fine. - What? 144 00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:33,758 - My life is shit anyway. - I'm glad to hear that. 145 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,750 Not that your life is shit, but that you are healthy. 146 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:42,753 And when Doug says yes, we'll probably have you foot the bill. Doug? 147 00:30:46,772 --> 00:30:53,758 Sorry, but I have commitments. I have Malie, Charlie and my job. 148 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,768 - Making wedding videos. - Movies. So it's a good life. 149 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:03,755 A B with arrow up life. 150 00:31:03,757 --> 00:31:07,763 - B with arrow up life? - It's a good life. 151 00:31:09,754 --> 00:31:14,753 Do you remember us staying up until four in the morning watching horror movies? 152 00:31:15,763 --> 00:31:19,762 We were scared out of our wits by the "Chainsaw Massacre". 153 00:31:19,764 --> 00:31:25,769 Now we have the opportunity to make one ourselves. We have dreamed of this since we were children. 154 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,772 That's right. But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 155 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,761 Sorry. 156 00:31:36,754 --> 00:31:38,769 Yes, okay. 157 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:42,750 It's just... I understand. 158 00:31:42,772 --> 00:31:44,765 I understand it well. 159 00:31:49,765 --> 00:31:52,763 Do you still watch "The Quatch"? 160 00:31:57,761 --> 00:32:03,753 - Charlie, look at the cookies. - Okay, but I'll pause it. 161 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,770 No pills. 162 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,760 - And an ice-cold glass of milk, please. - I'd love to. 163 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:14,758 What are you up to? Now go out and make that movie. 164 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:20,753 Every time you watch that video, you light up like never before. 165 00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:25,761 Should I pursue a childhood dream and waste a lot of money and time? 166 00:32:25,763 --> 00:32:28,755 What would that change? 167 00:32:30,769 --> 00:32:34,753 Okay. Okay. 168 00:32:34,755 --> 00:32:36,759 Okay. 169 00:32:43,758 --> 00:32:48,770 - Come and join us in celebrating... - That we will become Mr. and Mrs. Hanson! 170 00:32:49,763 --> 00:32:52,753 Shut up, some shit. 171 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,757 What am I singing?! 172 00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:17,760 Hello. 173 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,762 I don't want to wait. 174 00:33:22,763 --> 00:33:27,772 - That life must end. - What are you talking about? 175 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:32,750 The "Anaconda" thing, was that serious? 176 00:33:32,752 --> 00:33:33,753 Very. 177 00:33:33,755 --> 00:33:37,766 So let's do it. Let's reboot "Anaconda". 178 00:33:38,758 --> 00:33:40,759 Yes! Yes. 179 00:34:02,758 --> 00:34:04,770 What will the film cost to make? 180 00:34:04,772 --> 00:34:08,767 It will require three weeks of filming, some visual effects, - 181 00:34:08,769 --> 00:34:12,750 - a river boat with skipper, transport to and from - 182 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:17,758 - and a giant, real snake. Preferably one you can rent. 183 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,751 - A total of 2.5 million dollars. - That sounds right. 184 00:34:21,753 --> 00:34:25,760 We can approve you for a loan of - 185 00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:27,757 - 9,400 dollars. 186 00:34:27,759 --> 00:34:28,765 Yes! 187 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:32,770 I've got the budget down to 43,000 in total. 188 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:34,755 It sounds more right. 189 00:34:34,757 --> 00:34:37,750 - The film must be scary. - Terrifying. 190 00:34:37,752 --> 00:34:41,762 But it must not just be about a giant snake that kills people. 191 00:34:41,764 --> 00:34:45,760 - It has to have a plot, right? - Namely. 192 00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:48,772 - You know, thematic. - Thematics. 193 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:51,752 - Bring it on. - Sorrow. 194 00:34:51,754 --> 00:34:54,762 - What about revenge? - It is one of the best topics. 195 00:34:54,764 --> 00:34:58,759 I have a cool one. Transgenerational trauma. 196 00:34:58,761 --> 00:35:04,750 - I love transgenerational trauma. - Who doesn't? It works for us. 197 00:35:12,766 --> 00:35:17,756 It is a masterpiece. You are brilliant. Not a word should be changed. 198 00:35:17,758 --> 00:35:22,766 It is both creepy, touching and funny. 199 00:35:22,768 --> 00:35:25,763 You, Doug? 200 00:35:25,765 --> 00:35:32,760 We had enough controversy, but I need this movie. 201 00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:34,767 - Controversy? - Yes. 202 00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:40,758 He fired me from the wedding videos because I got a little drunk. 203 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,770 - He knocked over the wedding cake. - I'm doing something about it. 204 00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:49,755 - Have you been dried out? - Yes. Buffalo-dried. 205 00:35:49,757 --> 00:35:52,770 - Buffalo dried? - Only beer and wine. 206 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:57,761 And some spirits, but not all of them. 207 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,773 I'm proud of you. Doug? 208 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,767 After all, I saw through it, so of course you get another chance. 209 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:10,771 Thanks. 210 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:17,766 The taxi is here. Do you have the malaria pills? You only need to take one a week. 211 00:36:17,768 --> 00:36:24,750 Dad, I almost forgot. This one is for you. 212 00:36:24,752 --> 00:36:26,770 - What? - It's really sick. 213 00:36:26,772 --> 00:36:30,757 "World's Best Doug." 214 00:36:30,759 --> 00:36:35,756 - I thought it should say "father". - This is much better. 215 00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:18,128 - Here we go. - We got there. 216 00:37:19,126 --> 00:37:24,128 Now it looks like something.Brasília! 217 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:29,126 I've read up on anacondas. They can lie in the water for days - 218 00:37:29,128 --> 00:37:32,128 - and stalk their prey motionless. 219 00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:35,132 And when the prey approaches... Haps! 220 00:37:35,134 --> 00:37:40,146 Press half a tone. You cannot escape. It pushes the air out of your lungs. 221 00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:46,146 - It's terrible. - So just like in the movie? 222 00:37:46,148 --> 00:37:50,132 - So it's true? - It's all true. 223 00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:52,148 Completely true. 224 00:37:54,134 --> 00:37:59,131 It tells of a woman … God bless her. 225 00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:02,144 The snake wrapped itself around her so tightly… 226 00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:07,126 … that her eyeballs … 227 00:38:07,128 --> 00:38:12,129 - How crazy. - It was my grandmother Sylvana. 228 00:38:12,131 --> 00:38:16,144 A creepy lady, but it's sad all the same. 229 00:38:16,146 --> 00:38:18,142 Excuse me, who are you? 230 00:38:18,144 --> 00:38:22,132 Carlos Santiago. Just call me Santiago. 231 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:26,135 It's me, that's Kenny. We talked on the phone. 232 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:31,143 It's our snake charmer. He had to be the best. 233 00:38:31,145 --> 00:38:37,145 Should be? Very amusing. No, I'm the best. 234 00:38:37,147 --> 00:38:42,125 Welcome to Brazil. Now you must meet the snake. 235 00:38:54,133 --> 00:38:56,145 Walk around. She must be found. 236 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:20,146 When I found him, he was dying of hunger. His food had disappeared, - 237 00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:27,127 - because gold miners had discharged mercury into the river. They are poisoning our country. 238 00:39:27,129 --> 00:39:31,140 They had almost killed my snake. But I raised him. 239 00:39:31,142 --> 00:39:37,147 I gave him life again. And in his own way, he did the same for me. 240 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:42,140 Ah yes, a classic tale. Saved by a snake. 241 00:39:44,137 --> 00:39:47,135 - What's your name? - Grip. 242 00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:52,138 He's not just a snake, Griff. He is my little giant. My friend. 243 00:39:53,136 --> 00:39:57,130 One of the most important creatures in the world of herpetology. 244 00:39:57,132 --> 00:40:01,127 Sure enough. It wasn't to… 245 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:06,131 Now I have to introduce you. 246 00:40:08,147 --> 00:40:13,126 - Heitor. - Stop it. 247 00:40:13,128 --> 00:40:16,143 Hey, nosy. No, not sniffing. 248 00:40:18,129 --> 00:40:21,137 Shut up, how wild it is! 249 00:40:21,139 --> 00:40:28,137 There are rumors of even bigger condas, maybe four or five times that size. 250 00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:30,135 Yes, Kenny? 251 00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:34,134 Is it true that they gobble up their prey? 252 00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:41,127 Occasionally. If you're lucky, you'll suffocate instantly. 253 00:40:41,129 --> 00:40:46,136 - But the unlucky survive. - The unlucky ones? 254 00:40:48,128 --> 00:40:52,136 Yes, because then you might be conscious, - 255 00:40:52,138 --> 00:40:56,134 - when the snake comes back to get rid of you. 256 00:40:57,125 --> 00:41:00,141 Received. So better die. 257 00:41:37,138 --> 00:41:40,135 I have to ask you something. 258 00:41:40,137 --> 00:41:45,138 Do you think him the snake guy seems raving mad? 259 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:51,125 His best friend is a snake. He's a bit of a joke, but I like him. 260 00:41:51,127 --> 00:41:57,137 But I'm spending all my vacation making a self-financed snake film with you guys. 261 00:41:57,139 --> 00:42:00,145 Your judgment is completely skewed. It always has been. 262 00:42:00,147 --> 00:42:05,148 - Has anyone heard from the skipper? - I'll try to call again. 263 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:10,125 Hello, my name is Ana. You spoke on the phone with my father. 264 00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:12,145 Is Bruno your father? 265 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:17,143 He apologizes many times, but he is hospitalized. 266 00:42:17,145 --> 00:42:24,137 You must find something else, because I have to sail the boat in the workshop. 267 00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:31,139 But everything else is booked. And we are going to record a reboot of "Anaconda". 268 00:42:31,141 --> 00:42:36,129 - Technically a reinterpretation. - More of a sequel. 269 00:42:36,131 --> 00:42:39,132 - It must be possible. - We can act as crew. 270 00:42:39,134 --> 00:42:45,130 We have dreamed of making this film our whole lives. I beg you. 271 00:42:45,132 --> 00:42:50,138 - Help us come up with something. - Then it must also go fast. 272 00:43:15,145 --> 00:43:20,133 - How beautiful it is here. - It's unbelievable. 273 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:29,143 Kenny, how did you find this boat? 274 00:43:34,134 --> 00:43:35,138 Yes! 275 00:43:38,141 --> 00:43:45,127 Give me a list of all boats that have left here in the last three hours. 276 00:43:55,126 --> 00:43:59,128 Just one last thing before we crawl into bed. 277 00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:03,131 We have had a tradition on all our films. 278 00:44:03,133 --> 00:44:07,143 The night before filming began, we asked the film gods to, - 279 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:11,136 - that they wouldn't sabotage us. 280 00:44:11,138 --> 00:44:15,147 May they hear us for the first time. Cheers to the movie gods. 281 00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:36,129 Then we record! "Anaconda", scene 15, take 1. 282 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:41,127 - Bella! - What the hell are you doing here? 283 00:44:41,129 --> 00:44:45,125 You must stop chasing the fabled snake. 284 00:44:45,127 --> 00:44:48,126 And what if I refuse? 285 00:44:48,128 --> 00:44:53,144 - What are you filming? EPK? - Extras for the DVD. 286 00:44:53,146 --> 00:44:57,140 It is the tale of a fearless biologist played by Claire, - 287 00:44:57,142 --> 00:45:03,132 - who hires a gawky snake hunter played by Griff - 288 00:45:03,134 --> 00:45:07,133 - to kill a giant conda that has eaten her family. 289 00:45:07,135 --> 00:45:12,139 - Come on, you dung snake! - It's about following your dreams. 290 00:45:12,141 --> 00:45:18,126 Camera, push-ups and let's go! 291 00:45:18,128 --> 00:45:22,136 - What is it like working with Doug? - We have always been best friends. 292 00:45:22,138 --> 00:45:27,128 We would go to L.A. together, but he never appeared. 293 00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:31,136 We wanted to work together, but then life got in the way. 294 00:45:31,138 --> 00:45:36,131 But now we're together on this, and that's the way it should be. 295 00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:39,125 I am the insects! 296 00:45:39,127 --> 00:45:42,147 The anaconda moves slowly until it suddenly strikes. 297 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:45,138 Snake angle, 1st recording. 298 00:45:46,131 --> 00:45:48,127 It doesn't work. 299 00:45:48,129 --> 00:45:51,136 Snake angle, 2nd recording. 300 00:45:51,138 --> 00:45:56,135 Sometimes it is up in the trees, other times down in the water. 301 00:45:56,137 --> 00:46:01,129 The toothpick really opened up the character for me. 302 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,147 Why should I be nervous about kissing Griff? 303 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:11,126 - You have been lovers. - It's been a long time. 304 00:46:11,128 --> 00:46:14,136 Chaos is part of the recipe. 305 00:46:21,138 --> 00:46:24,144 Look at each other! It could be the last time! 306 00:46:24,146 --> 00:46:28,142 You could be a little nice now that someone has saved your life. 307 00:46:28,144 --> 00:46:32,130 You're fucking rich. 308 00:46:32,132 --> 00:46:35,147 Yes. With a Ph.D. 309 00:46:39,132 --> 00:46:43,140 And cut! Damn, it's in the box. 310 00:46:43,142 --> 00:46:46,138 Shall we take it one more time? 311 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:51,129 - Not because of me. - We'll take it one more time. 312 00:46:57,139 --> 00:47:01,136 The chemistry between you two… 313 00:47:01,138 --> 00:47:05,129 It's like at school. When you looked up at her… 314 00:47:05,131 --> 00:47:08,147 - It was your idea. - The thing with the art break? 315 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:12,146 Yes. It saved the scene. Listen right here. 316 00:47:12,148 --> 00:47:19,141 It was never like this in "S.W.A.T.". It was never a real collaboration. 317 00:47:19,143 --> 00:47:22,137 Not like this. 318 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:26,126 - This is... - Like making "The Quatch"? 319 00:47:26,148 --> 00:47:28,134 Yes. 320 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:30,148 Yes. 321 00:47:43,138 --> 00:47:48,140 Just one thing in the script. I thought of something in the middle. 322 00:47:48,142 --> 00:47:52,138 Instead of talking the villain out of it, - 323 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:58,132 - how about Claire's character giving him a nod? 324 00:47:58,134 --> 00:48:02,128 - Does a skull nod at him? - Give him a nod. 325 00:48:02,130 --> 00:48:04,130 Or… 326 00:48:05,137 --> 00:48:08,125 … we do it together. A double skull. 327 00:48:08,127 --> 00:48:11,143 - That is revolutionary. - Super revolutionary. 328 00:48:11,145 --> 00:48:15,148 - Why is that? - It has never been done before. 329 00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:20,146 It's a beautiful and serious scene, Doug. Just give your opinion. 330 00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:25,125 I hear what you say and I trust your instincts. 331 00:48:26,138 --> 00:48:30,134 But a double shell is quite revolutionary. 332 00:48:30,136 --> 00:48:33,148 - Very revolutionary. - You can't get around that. 333 00:48:34,126 --> 00:48:37,126 Don't know how to nod a skull? 334 00:48:37,128 --> 00:48:41,142 - Why shouldn't I know? - It is not an ability you are born with. 335 00:48:41,144 --> 00:48:48,126 Now you have to see. Tighten your core and hold your breath. You're welcome to grunt. 336 00:48:48,143 --> 00:48:53,134 Another kind of shell is the more uncontrolled one. 337 00:48:54,146 --> 00:48:58,127 - He got his arms. - Right in the net with it. 338 00:48:58,129 --> 00:49:01,130 You can also give it a Brazilian twist. 339 00:49:01,132 --> 00:49:04,129 Boom! Tom! Thomas! 340 00:49:04,131 --> 00:49:09,139 - I love it. - A little Brazilian spice. 341 00:49:09,141 --> 00:49:14,131 If I had to nod a skull, I'd go for the bridge of the nose. 342 00:49:16,141 --> 00:49:18,141 Such! 343 00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:25,773 How could that happen? Kenny, you said he was prof. 344 00:50:26,751 --> 00:50:29,761 Yes, but he has not shown us any certification. 345 00:50:29,763 --> 00:50:35,772 - You repaired the box, didn't you? - That's my job. It is under control. 346 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:41,757 My Heitor is a beautiful, intelligent, sexy being. 347 00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:44,756 He obeys my slightest command. 348 00:50:44,758 --> 00:50:49,757 And I'd never let anything happen to you or him fool - 349 00:50:49,759 --> 00:50:53,769 - or her or her or him the "actor". 350 00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:56,761 So now sleep well, - 351 00:50:56,763 --> 00:51:02,750 - and may the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 352 00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,763 You gods… 353 00:51:05,765 --> 00:51:08,773 The man is a poet. 354 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:26,751 Actors, in your seats. Santiago, is Heitor ready? 355 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:29,769 - Heitor is always ready. - And beware! 356 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,773 Cut! 357 00:51:38,757 --> 00:51:40,768 Cut? Okay, cut. 358 00:51:40,770 --> 00:51:46,750 - Kenny, may I? - Santiago, take five minutes. 359 00:51:46,752 --> 00:51:53,750 The animal is huge when you see it up close. Majestic. But I thought of one thing. 360 00:51:53,752 --> 00:51:58,770 I throw myself in front of the snake to protect Claire's character, right? 361 00:51:58,772 --> 00:52:00,753 Correct. 362 00:52:00,755 --> 00:52:03,773 Is there any value in not doing it? 363 00:52:04,751 --> 00:52:10,765 No, then. After all, he sacrifices himself for her. That's his entire character development. 364 00:52:10,767 --> 00:52:13,770 And besides, it is completely harmless. 365 00:52:13,772 --> 00:52:19,770 Santiago has Heitor under control. There is nothing to be afraid of. 366 00:52:19,772 --> 00:52:23,766 It is under control. Come, we'll do it. 367 00:52:23,768 --> 00:52:26,769 We take it from the top. 368 00:52:26,771 --> 00:52:32,755 In your seats. Santiago, Heitor? Be careful! 369 00:52:33,757 --> 00:52:35,755 Escape! 370 00:52:35,757 --> 00:52:38,755 Not without you, Derek! 371 00:52:38,757 --> 00:52:43,759 It has hugged me. The whole world is counting on you. 372 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:47,771 - I love you, Derek van Hoyle! - I can't... 373 00:52:49,752 --> 00:52:54,762 - Stick your face right up to the hose. - I don't like it. 374 00:52:54,764 --> 00:52:57,767 - He doesn't do anything. - Now I think you have it. 375 00:52:57,769 --> 00:53:04,751 No, not quite. Just a little more. It's gold. One more second. 376 00:53:04,753 --> 00:53:09,757 A little closer to your face. Come on! You are a hero! 377 00:53:32,757 --> 00:53:35,766 Oh, shit. 378 00:53:39,771 --> 00:53:44,756 I know you think it's weird. 379 00:53:44,758 --> 00:53:49,755 That a grown man mourns a dead snake. 380 00:53:49,757 --> 00:53:55,767 But I loved him and he loved me in his own way. 381 00:53:55,769 --> 00:53:59,756 Oh god! 382 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:03,766 - No! - Why is Kenny crying? 383 00:54:07,758 --> 00:54:10,751 I don't want you here. 384 00:54:10,753 --> 00:54:14,751 - It tried to murder me. - Griff, let the man grieve. 385 00:54:14,753 --> 00:54:18,753 - You murdered my friend. Step! - Where should I go? 386 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:21,762 - Griff, go now! - Fine. 387 00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:47,759 Rest in peace my friend 388 00:54:49,767 --> 00:54:55,754 may the serpents of heaven welcome you 389 00:54:55,756 --> 00:54:59,759 my dear friend 390 00:54:59,761 --> 00:55:02,773 snake-di-snake 391 00:55:03,751 --> 00:55:06,762 snake-di-snake 392 00:55:06,764 --> 00:55:10,759 may the serpents of heaven 393 00:55:10,761 --> 00:55:14,772 receive you 394 00:55:15,764 --> 00:55:17,755 What can you see? 395 00:55:18,757 --> 00:55:21,757 They hold a mysterious snake funeral. 396 00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:24,753 Snake funeral? 397 00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:51,766 Sorry, I thought I heard something. 398 00:56:13,757 --> 00:56:14,758 Timo? 399 00:56:16,759 --> 00:56:17,769 Timo? 400 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,758 No, not you. No. 401 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,759 It is not to disturb. Your loss hurts me. 402 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:41,757 It really does. 403 00:56:41,759 --> 00:56:45,765 I also once lost a friend and it hurts. 404 00:56:47,763 --> 00:56:51,772 - Was it a snake? - Whether it was a snake? 405 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:57,751 No. It was just a human. 406 00:56:58,758 --> 00:57:01,765 - But it's sad nonetheless. - Absolutely. 407 00:57:01,767 --> 00:57:05,771 I just wanted to offer my condolences. A beer? 408 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:11,755 I have my pills, but let's just mix. 409 00:57:11,757 --> 00:57:16,758 A few commercials, some episodes of "S.W.A.T." … 410 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,750 "S.W.A.T."? I like that one. 411 00:57:19,752 --> 00:57:22,771 I even had the last line… 412 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:26,767 Thank you. Thanks. Last line in season 3. 413 00:57:26,769 --> 00:57:33,750 But it was decided that my character was not needed, so I was fired. 414 00:57:33,752 --> 00:57:37,770 It also only ran eight or nine more seasons. 415 00:57:37,772 --> 00:57:41,768 They don't deserve you. You are a star. 416 00:57:43,762 --> 00:57:44,772 Thanks. 417 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:49,772 Have you made B movies? Do you know what movie I like? 418 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:54,773 "The Legend of Bagger Vance". You should make a movie like that. 419 00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:58,769 Wish I could. 420 00:57:58,771 --> 00:58:02,770 I like you. You know what? 421 00:58:02,772 --> 00:58:06,750 I'm getting a new hose for your film. 422 00:58:06,752 --> 00:58:09,758 Do you mean it? Thank you very much. 423 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,772 But of course you have to come along. 424 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:13,770 What? 425 00:58:16,754 --> 00:58:19,768 Is it wise to be here? Maybe we should turn around. 426 00:58:24,770 --> 00:58:27,761 What was that? 427 00:58:29,771 --> 00:58:31,768 Listen. 428 00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:35,773 There are snakes nearby. I can feel it. 429 00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:38,751 How does it feel? 430 00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:43,769 - I don't know. Snake-like. - How snake-like? 431 00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:54,765 They can hear the vibrations in the ground. 432 00:58:56,750 --> 00:59:01,757 Every step we take draws them closer. 433 00:59:02,765 --> 00:59:05,773 And when the jungle goes silent... 434 00:59:08,764 --> 00:59:11,764 … so you know they are close. 435 00:59:27,759 --> 00:59:33,764 Maybe we should go back to the boat. I think that would be a good idea. 436 00:59:34,765 --> 00:59:38,762 Santiago? Santiago? 437 00:59:39,751 --> 00:59:40,771 Santiago! 438 00:59:44,761 --> 00:59:46,757 Nothing. 439 01:00:08,759 --> 01:00:10,770 where are you 440 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:31,767 Have you seen Santiago? I guess he hasn't come back. 441 01:00:31,769 --> 01:00:36,772 - We went out to find a new hose. - In the middle of the night? 442 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,763 We need one for the film, but we got away from each other. 443 01:00:40,765 --> 01:00:45,752 Did you go out in the middle of the night to find a snake in the jungle? 444 01:00:45,754 --> 01:00:47,770 Do you know what they call it? 445 01:00:47,772 --> 01:00:54,750 To produce. I guarantee he'll come back with a giant snake. 446 01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:57,754 And then the two of us will make a film. 447 01:00:57,756 --> 01:01:02,754 - Yes. Santiago will probably make it. - Otherwise we have to go out looking for him. 448 01:01:24,772 --> 01:01:28,760 Thanks for the offer, Santiago. 449 01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:33,760 So now I have to go find him. 450 01:01:33,762 --> 01:01:37,768 - You must not go alone. - We will definitely go along. 451 01:01:37,770 --> 01:01:42,769 Have you tried this one? It's like a warm bowl of soup, - 452 01:01:42,771 --> 01:01:45,771 - just in chair form. 453 01:01:46,763 --> 01:01:51,751 Chairs, man. They embrace one. 454 01:01:51,753 --> 01:01:54,765 They literally have arms. 455 01:01:57,764 --> 01:02:00,766 When your parents are no more... 456 01:02:02,764 --> 01:02:06,754 … then we still have chairs. 457 01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:12,758 What are you raving about? Now we find Santiago and a snake for our snake movie. 458 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,761 Yes, come on! 459 01:02:22,302 --> 01:02:25,309 In which direction are we going? 460 01:02:26,299 --> 01:02:29,310 Um, that damn road. 461 01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:35,294 - Kenny, are you crazy? - Yes, but I've already peaked. 462 01:02:35,296 --> 01:02:38,303 Damn, Kenny. We are completely lost. 463 01:02:40,294 --> 01:02:46,298 Friends, this way. It looks like an old camper. 464 01:03:02,299 --> 01:03:07,300 Ana is not on board. You must search the area. 465 01:03:07,302 --> 01:03:12,294 - The men are afraid of the jungle. - I don't care. She must be found. 466 01:03:17,297 --> 01:03:22,295 - What is it? - Maybe Santiago sleeps in it. 467 01:03:26,313 --> 01:03:30,310 It looks abandoned. Is anyone home? 468 01:03:36,291 --> 01:03:41,311 - Maybe there is food and water. - We could spend the night here. 469 01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:49,299 There must be something edible here. 470 01:04:19,298 --> 01:04:21,296 Santiago! 471 01:04:23,312 --> 01:04:28,292 - There he was. - What is that out there? 472 01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:44,301 We have to get out of here now! Hurry up! We must not let it crush the wagon! 473 01:04:44,303 --> 01:04:47,297 It won't start! 474 01:04:47,299 --> 01:04:51,296 Motorhomes usually have a split-charge battery. 475 01:04:51,298 --> 01:04:55,293 - The relay has probably tripped. - Kenny, can you fix it? 476 01:04:55,295 --> 01:05:00,307 Normally, yes, but I'm still a little visually challenged because of… 477 01:05:00,309 --> 01:05:06,312 You do it again! First the wedding video, and now you're piss hammering kinky again! 478 01:05:06,314 --> 01:05:12,292 - Sorry, boss. - You should be Buffalo-dried. 479 01:05:12,294 --> 01:05:13,298 Do you have more? 480 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:17,301 - Griff, can you fix it? - I am better suited as a driver. 481 01:05:17,303 --> 01:05:20,305 - I drive a better car than you. - You drive more carefully. 482 01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:24,296 I passed my driving test the first time. You went up three times. 483 01:05:24,298 --> 01:05:28,292 Due to right of way. Now I know what it is. 484 01:05:28,294 --> 01:05:31,294 Oh god, we're going to die. 485 01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:35,311 - Sorry. - I'll fix it. 486 01:06:53,294 --> 01:06:56,306 - Drive, drive, drive! - Wait, stop! 487 01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:59,293 You must not drive without me! 488 01:07:02,296 --> 01:07:03,300 Piss! 489 01:07:06,296 --> 01:07:11,313 - They shouldn't be able to get that big. - It was like a dinosaur! 490 01:07:20,293 --> 01:07:24,292 - We can ask them there for help. - We have to stop. 491 01:07:24,294 --> 01:07:29,305 You don't stop! Illegal gold diggers patrol here. 492 01:07:29,307 --> 01:07:33,314 They are dangerous. They kill anyone who intrudes on their territory. 493 01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:38,306 They're trying to kill us! Why are they shooting at us? 494 01:07:40,301 --> 01:07:43,296 Can't you drive faster? 495 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,307 What are you doing? 496 01:07:50,309 --> 01:07:55,300 Kenny, are you filming this? Just keep going! 497 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,297 Griff, faster! 498 01:08:04,303 --> 01:08:05,312 One left! 499 01:08:29,303 --> 01:08:32,305 where is she where is she 500 01:08:35,307 --> 01:08:41,311 - Who do you mean? - You are one more. where is she 501 01:08:46,308 --> 01:08:49,301 Let's move on. Quickly. 502 01:08:51,302 --> 01:08:56,291 I can get you out of here. We just need to continue north. 503 01:08:56,293 --> 01:08:59,298 There is a small airport. 504 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:04,294 Can you get us home? Then do it. We better throw in the towel. 505 01:09:04,296 --> 01:09:11,292 But otherwise we have come this far. Do we really have to go home? 506 01:09:11,294 --> 01:09:14,308 I'm also not happy to go home empty-handed. 507 01:09:14,310 --> 01:09:19,307 But we came to make "Anaconda" and now we're in it ourselves. 508 01:09:27,304 --> 01:09:29,312 It hurts me. 509 01:09:50,296 --> 01:09:52,312 Derek grabs the rifle. 510 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:54,299 Ana grabs the rifle. 511 01:10:07,311 --> 01:10:11,291 Friends, emergency meeting. 512 01:10:11,293 --> 01:10:16,307 Only for the film crew. New scenes. We have some time before we reach port. 513 01:10:16,309 --> 01:10:21,308 And I got an idea last night, we just have to and must record. 514 01:10:21,310 --> 01:10:26,293 - We are all exhausted. - Listen now, Kenny. 515 01:10:26,295 --> 01:10:28,295 Okay, sorry. 516 01:10:28,297 --> 01:10:34,297 What if the two of you during the anaconda hunt met a tough nail on a wild mission? 517 01:10:34,299 --> 01:10:37,298 That sounds interesting. 518 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:43,292 - To expose illegal gold miners? - Then it suddenly becomes serious. 519 01:10:43,294 --> 01:10:47,295 So they end up crossing blades with the real villain. 520 01:10:47,297 --> 01:10:51,298 - An even bigger snake? - The human. 521 01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:55,300 - The human! - That sounds cool. 522 01:10:55,302 --> 01:10:59,299 It will make the movie much bigger. 523 01:10:59,301 --> 01:11:03,291 Then suddenly it is about something. 524 01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:06,307 - Thematics. - Thematics. 525 01:11:14,293 --> 01:11:16,308 Yes, okay. 526 01:11:16,310 --> 01:11:19,311 I didn't want to say anything before, but… 527 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:25,306 ... this film is courting an Oscar. 528 01:11:25,308 --> 01:11:30,312 After all, the academy loves social realists. 529 01:11:30,314 --> 01:11:34,305 You could become a white Jordan Peele. 530 01:11:35,307 --> 01:11:38,300 I thought exactly the same thing. 531 01:11:40,308 --> 01:11:45,297 We have been through so much. Let's finish the movie. 532 01:11:47,292 --> 01:11:50,295 - I'm healthy. - Now we do it. 533 01:11:50,297 --> 01:11:55,293 Who will play the new cool character? 534 01:11:57,312 --> 01:11:59,307 Thomas! 535 01:12:02,302 --> 01:12:09,293 And cut! This is how it should be done. Have you really never acted before? 536 01:12:09,295 --> 01:12:15,311 It's one of the best things I've seen. You are a natural talent. Take five minutes. 537 01:12:16,307 --> 01:12:21,309 Do you see what I mean? Isn't she amazing? 538 01:12:21,311 --> 01:12:28,309 Just one thing. If she saves us, my character will be left over. 539 01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:33,302 It was now that my character was going to start falling for Derek. 540 01:12:33,304 --> 01:12:38,291 He has to do something heroic and selfless. 541 01:12:38,293 --> 01:12:42,297 It feels more like her moment. She actually did it. 542 01:12:42,299 --> 01:12:49,293 But the cool thing is that now I only have to film her, so you can just take time off. 543 01:12:50,295 --> 01:12:52,309 Just take time off? 544 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:03,310 It's our movie and he's keeping us out. 545 01:13:03,312 --> 01:13:08,314 Welcome to show business, where you get ripped off by your friends. 546 01:13:12,314 --> 01:13:17,314 Do you ever think, "What the hell has happened to my life?" 547 01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:20,303 Yes. Every single day. 548 01:13:20,305 --> 01:13:25,304 At least you went after the dream. I didn't dream of studying law. 549 01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:28,307 But what did I get out of it? 550 01:13:28,309 --> 01:13:34,291 I have a lousy apartment and a 74-year-old roommate. 551 01:13:34,293 --> 01:13:38,314 I go to the supermarket just to get some air conditioning. 552 01:13:39,292 --> 01:13:42,292 At least you have a career. 553 01:13:42,294 --> 01:13:48,307 What do I have to brag about? No family and no career. 554 01:13:48,309 --> 01:13:53,296 I have never done anything of importance. Nothing. 555 01:13:54,314 --> 01:13:58,295 It's never too late. 556 01:14:05,302 --> 01:14:08,300 Griff, now we're going to make a movie. 557 01:14:12,761 --> 01:14:16,758 - Hello, amigo. - Now get dressed. We are busy. 558 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,751 What are you talking about? I'm already in the clothes. 559 01:14:20,753 --> 01:14:23,761 Then take a cold bath. We have to get started now. 560 01:14:23,763 --> 01:14:28,762 Do you know what you should call the movie? "Ana-conda". Did you understand it? 561 01:14:28,764 --> 01:14:33,752 - "Ana-conda". Because of Ana. - Now look to get dressed. 562 01:14:33,754 --> 01:14:35,761 You wouldn't be here without me. 563 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:40,758 Then you would still go shoot your ridiculous wedding videos. 564 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:41,762 Film. 565 01:14:41,764 --> 01:14:46,757 Then we say it. I've been on target for you. 566 01:14:46,759 --> 01:14:52,753 The rights holders had no idea who you were, but I vouched for you. 567 01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,766 What is it? 568 01:14:57,752 --> 01:15:03,760 Everyone please get ready for stage 85, location Bravo. Five minutes. 569 01:15:03,762 --> 01:15:06,764 Are they shooting a movie? 570 01:15:06,766 --> 01:15:09,771 Excuse me, are you guys making a movie? 571 01:15:09,773 --> 01:15:13,770 - We are doing a reboot of "Anaconda". - What have you? 572 01:15:13,772 --> 01:15:18,769 - A reboot of "Anaconda". - The one with Ice Cube? 573 01:15:18,771 --> 01:15:25,754 Yes. Sony reboots it. They have no new ideas. 574 01:15:38,754 --> 01:15:39,771 Mysterious. 575 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:46,764 I'll just join. Don't have the rights to "Anaconda"? 576 01:15:47,769 --> 01:15:49,772 So, I… 577 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:51,772 Not purely legal. 578 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:56,752 And you never owned the rights to "Anaconda"? 579 01:15:57,771 --> 01:16:02,773 - Who owns "Anaconda"? - Sony owns "Anaconda". 580 01:16:03,751 --> 01:16:06,764 Yes yes, but in a broader sense. 581 01:16:06,766 --> 01:16:11,765 Why did you claim you had the rights to the Anaconda franchise, - 582 01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:17,751 - when you don't have the rights to the Anaconda franchise at all? 583 01:16:17,753 --> 01:16:22,768 What do we do with rights? Who gets into that sort of thing? 584 01:16:22,770 --> 01:16:26,761 In IP? Everyone does. 585 01:16:26,763 --> 01:16:31,752 - That's why we're here! - Do you mean it? 586 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:37,771 Oh yeah! We were almost killed! Out in the jungle because of a lie! 587 01:16:37,773 --> 01:16:43,769 I had to lie! Otherwise none of you would have come along. 588 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:47,753 - Piss and paper. - God, it's not. 589 01:16:47,755 --> 01:16:52,762 You didn't come to L.A. even though we had agreed to work together. 590 01:16:52,764 --> 01:16:55,764 Your whole life is ruled by fear. 591 01:16:57,761 --> 01:16:58,772 Griff… 592 01:17:00,752 --> 01:17:02,762 - You're fired. - What? 593 01:17:02,764 --> 01:17:03,773 You're fired. 594 01:17:06,762 --> 01:17:10,752 No, I'm not. You can't fire me. 595 01:17:10,754 --> 01:17:13,769 Because I already quit. Last night. 596 01:17:17,754 --> 01:17:20,769 I just didn't tell anyone. 597 01:17:23,758 --> 01:17:26,773 Too bad for you because I already quit. 598 01:17:40,770 --> 01:17:44,757 Griff, wait. Where do you want to go? 599 01:17:44,759 --> 01:17:48,773 After the Anaconda boat. Maybe they can get me home. 600 01:17:49,751 --> 01:17:53,765 It is dangerous. It's a small boat and there's a giant snake loose. 601 01:17:55,770 --> 01:17:57,773 You must not do that. 602 01:18:00,770 --> 01:18:02,753 Griff… 603 01:18:44,767 --> 01:18:47,760 J.Lo? Ice cube? 604 01:18:48,771 --> 01:18:52,752 Jon Voight? Are you in this one? 605 01:18:52,754 --> 01:18:55,770 Help! Help me! 606 01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:59,767 Take it easy. I'll come and get you. 607 01:18:59,769 --> 01:19:03,752 - You are saved. - Thank God. 608 01:19:11,759 --> 01:19:13,750 Oh god! 609 01:19:14,752 --> 01:19:17,756 Oh god, oh god, oh god! 610 01:19:19,771 --> 01:19:22,773 Doug, why are we stopped? 611 01:19:23,751 --> 01:19:27,761 Ana has found a good place to shoot the next scene. 612 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:31,762 I know it was hard to lose Griff, - 613 01:19:31,764 --> 01:19:35,759 - but we can finish the film. I don't go home empty-handed. 614 01:19:35,761 --> 01:19:39,757 Doing it without Griff wasn't part of the plan. 615 01:19:39,759 --> 01:19:42,768 Plans are changed. Such is the film industry. 616 01:19:42,770 --> 01:19:45,767 We have to go back for him. 617 01:19:45,769 --> 01:19:49,756 - We have to turn the boat around. - We will not turn the boat around. 618 01:19:49,758 --> 01:19:54,761 No, we are not turning the boat around. Everyone disembarks now. 619 01:19:56,755 --> 01:20:00,764 Ana, what are you doing? This wasn't the plan. 620 01:20:00,766 --> 01:20:04,764 Plans are changed, Doug. Isn't that how it is in the movie industry? 621 01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:09,765 And all good films must have a twist. Everyone disembark now! 622 01:21:02,761 --> 01:21:04,760 Out on the bridge. 623 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:35,764 - Carry them back to the boat. - And so what? So you shoot us? 624 01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:38,753 Now! 625 01:21:38,755 --> 01:21:44,751 - I want to know what's in the bags. - Would you like to take a look? So look. 626 01:21:51,767 --> 01:21:53,773 Wait, is that…? 627 01:21:55,757 --> 01:21:56,760 Gold? 628 01:21:56,762 --> 01:22:01,753 - Is it only about money? - You're quick, Claire. 629 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:06,761 I refuse to be… 630 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,773 Put the gun down. 631 01:22:10,762 --> 01:22:11,770 The gun. 632 01:22:13,764 --> 01:22:15,766 - Now! - Calm down. 633 01:22:19,765 --> 01:22:21,771 You don't touch. 634 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:32,759 I'm from the police. We hunt gold diggers and Ana is one of the biggest in Brazil. 635 01:22:32,766 --> 01:22:36,760 - The gold here can change your life. - I don't care about gold. 636 01:22:36,762 --> 01:22:40,757 You can't trust her. She is full of lies. 637 01:22:40,759 --> 01:22:44,769 We are filmmakers and working on a spiritual sequel to "Anaconda". 638 01:22:44,771 --> 01:22:48,764 It's not just a reboot. I fired the lead actor - 639 01:22:48,766 --> 01:22:52,753 - and gave her a cool role, and then that's the thank you. 640 01:22:52,755 --> 01:22:58,751 - Clap in! What are you raving about? - Nothing. Arrest her. 641 01:23:14,767 --> 01:23:17,762 Who shot me? 642 01:23:17,764 --> 01:23:20,750 I did, butthead. 643 01:23:20,752 --> 01:23:23,771 He was one of the good ones. He is a policeman. 644 01:23:23,773 --> 01:23:28,750 What? I'm one of the good ones. 645 01:23:28,752 --> 01:23:31,772 Down on your knees, all fours! Facing the water! 646 01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:35,750 Now! 647 01:23:48,753 --> 01:23:52,765 - Ana, you mustn't do that. - Get down on your knees, Claire. 648 01:23:52,767 --> 01:23:55,763 You don't have to do this. 649 01:23:55,765 --> 01:24:00,770 I have children at home aged 10 and 13. I am begging you. 650 01:24:00,772 --> 01:24:07,756 - Think about what you are doing to them. - Shut up and turn around. 651 01:24:14,753 --> 01:24:17,757 Down on your knees. Now! 652 01:24:19,759 --> 01:24:21,756 Thomas! 653 01:24:21,758 --> 01:24:23,772 Take it! 654 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:27,767 That's how a skull should be nodded, so! 655 01:24:31,759 --> 01:24:37,761 - You don't dare. I know you, Claire. - God, you don't. I have no children at all. 656 01:24:54,752 --> 01:24:59,754 - Wait! The boat is in that direction. - But so is the snake. 657 01:24:59,756 --> 01:25:03,772 - We have to follow the path here. - What is that? 658 01:25:08,762 --> 01:25:11,765 - Did it ask you? - Yes, I think so. 659 01:25:11,767 --> 01:25:15,765 I know it hurts, but we have to get away from that snake! 660 01:25:15,767 --> 01:25:20,760 I can't move my leg. What do we do? 661 01:25:20,762 --> 01:25:25,770 We have to piss on you. On the bite. It is your only salvation. 662 01:25:25,772 --> 01:25:31,765 - Isn't it just firefighters? - No, no, that applies to all animals. 663 01:25:31,767 --> 01:25:33,768 One of you has to piss. 664 01:25:33,770 --> 01:25:39,752 I'd like to help, but I'm a total nutcase. 665 01:25:39,754 --> 01:25:42,756 - Claire, would you mind? - I'm wearing a onesie. 666 01:25:42,758 --> 01:25:46,763 - Kenny, then it will be you. - You know I can't. 667 01:25:46,765 --> 01:25:48,758 Why not? 668 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:51,765 Because he is pee shy. 669 01:25:51,767 --> 01:25:58,760 I have stage fright. I haven't been able to pee in front of others for 35 years. 670 01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:03,751 You can. You must. Pee on me. 671 01:26:03,753 --> 01:26:07,752 - You can easily. - Okay. 672 01:26:07,754 --> 01:26:11,762 You can. Let it flow. 673 01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:15,765 Now piss on me. Pee on me. Come on. 674 01:26:15,767 --> 01:26:19,759 Don't you think I'd like to? 675 01:26:19,761 --> 01:26:23,769 I'd fucking piss you off, but that's not in the cards. 676 01:26:23,771 --> 01:26:28,769 Pee on me. Now. You can! Pee on me! 677 01:26:28,771 --> 01:26:32,765 - Do it, Ken! - It's an order! Pee on me! 678 01:26:32,767 --> 01:26:34,773 Okay, okay! 679 01:26:35,751 --> 01:26:37,766 You can. 680 01:26:37,768 --> 01:26:42,752 There is one more problem. I haven't told you about it. 681 01:26:42,754 --> 01:26:45,759 I can only pee when I sit down. 682 01:26:45,761 --> 01:26:48,752 I need a chair. 683 01:26:49,754 --> 01:26:51,763 Come on, come on… 684 01:26:51,765 --> 01:26:55,773 Come on, Kenny. Just do it. 685 01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:59,756 Come on mate. Come on. 686 01:27:45,764 --> 01:27:49,768 Griff, you must excuse what I said on board the boat. 687 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:55,768 The truth is, I've been envious of you for a long time. 688 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,756 Envious? 689 01:27:57,758 --> 01:28:02,773 Because you did what I didn't dare. You chased the dream and went to L.A. 690 01:28:07,771 --> 01:28:09,768 Doug! 691 01:28:11,771 --> 01:28:16,764 - We have to save him. - We have no choice. Come on. 692 01:28:27,764 --> 01:28:29,751 Griffin? 693 01:28:30,773 --> 01:28:32,762 Griff… 694 01:28:35,752 --> 01:28:40,753 What have I done? I tricked him into coming along and now he's dead. 695 01:28:40,755 --> 01:28:43,767 No. We chose to go along. 696 01:28:43,769 --> 01:28:49,764 - I wish it was me. - It's not your fault. 697 01:28:49,766 --> 01:28:53,771 I think I've figured out which way we should go. 698 01:29:12,753 --> 01:29:17,750 There is a large meadow we have to cross to reach the boat. 699 01:29:17,752 --> 01:29:23,757 But it is completely open. The snake can come from anywhere. 700 01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:26,759 Maybe we can distract it. 701 01:29:26,761 --> 01:29:31,772 Yes, but how do we do it? It's going to be… 702 01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:33,766 What? 703 01:29:46,773 --> 01:29:48,761 It is here. 704 01:30:17,757 --> 01:30:19,752 What? 705 01:30:20,757 --> 01:30:23,771 Oh god. Doug, no… 706 01:30:24,769 --> 01:30:27,769 - Oh, Dougie. - Come on, man. 707 01:30:27,771 --> 01:30:31,752 Is he…? Oh god. 708 01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:39,754 Wait, wait… 709 01:30:41,768 --> 01:30:44,759 Maybe Doug can distract it. 710 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:47,762 How? 711 01:30:47,764 --> 01:30:53,750 I know it's gruesome, but if we drag Doug out into the meadow - 712 01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:58,750 - and raises him up with the boar tied on his back, - 713 01:30:58,752 --> 01:31:03,756 - won't the snake find it difficult to swallow him? 714 01:31:03,758 --> 01:31:08,767 It will distract the snake while we run across the meadow and down to the boat. 715 01:31:08,769 --> 01:31:11,755 Det er en vildt god ide. 716 01:31:16,753 --> 01:31:20,752 - Hvor er det grufuldt. - Doug would have wanted this. 717 01:31:20,754 --> 01:31:22,751 I'm not sure about that. 718 01:31:22,753 --> 01:31:25,768 - Vent lidt. - Hvad gør du nu? 719 01:31:25,770 --> 01:31:29,766 Snakes love squirrel meat. 720 01:31:46,771 --> 01:31:50,763 Slangen er lige bag ham. 721 01:32:04,766 --> 01:32:06,756 Jeg kan ikke. 722 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:16,756 Shit! 723 01:32:20,758 --> 01:32:23,767 He is alive! Didn't you check his pulse? 724 01:32:23,769 --> 01:32:26,763 - Yes! - Not very well. 725 01:32:26,765 --> 01:32:29,754 What the hell? 726 01:32:36,773 --> 01:32:41,751 Doug, run! It's right behind you! 727 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:46,765 Oh crap! 728 01:32:46,767 --> 01:32:51,757 Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss! 729 01:32:53,758 --> 01:32:56,758 Run! Run! 730 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:59,768 - What do I have on my back? - Long history. Just run! 731 01:33:12,770 --> 01:33:15,751 God help me! 732 01:33:18,752 --> 01:33:21,770 The pig is alive! 733 01:33:21,772 --> 01:33:25,757 And it's trying to bite me! 734 01:33:25,759 --> 01:33:27,759 Doug, run! 735 01:33:33,755 --> 01:33:35,773 Back to the boat! 736 01:33:46,761 --> 01:33:50,754 Okay, all right. I think we made it. 737 01:33:51,757 --> 01:33:53,763 All right, all right... 738 01:33:53,765 --> 01:33:58,753 - What the hell? - I thought I was dead. 739 01:33:58,755 --> 01:34:02,763 - How are you, Dougie? - I'm fine now. 740 01:34:02,765 --> 01:34:08,765 Can I say something? Excuse me. I so wanted to play completely, - 741 01:34:08,767 --> 01:34:14,767 - that I forgot what matters most, and that is being with you. 742 01:34:15,763 --> 01:34:20,770 I feel exactly the same way. I love you guys. But tell me one thing. 743 01:34:22,757 --> 01:34:27,764 Whose idea was it to stuff a dead squirrel in my mouth? 744 01:34:27,766 --> 01:34:32,767 It was a joint decision. It wasn't just one of us. 745 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:36,773 - Snakes love squirrel meat. - I knew it was your idea! 746 01:34:37,751 --> 01:34:40,770 - Come on, we have to move on. - I made a decision in the moment. 747 01:35:01,136 --> 01:35:03,142 Shut up. 748 01:35:04,136 --> 01:35:09,126 - It's the "Anaconda" set. - It has been razed. 749 01:35:17,130 --> 01:35:19,141 Hello? 750 01:35:19,143 --> 01:35:22,141 Is there anyone? Hello? 751 01:35:24,142 --> 01:35:26,148 Can you help us? 752 01:35:28,142 --> 01:35:30,137 What? 753 01:35:35,145 --> 01:35:38,128 What? Can you repeat that? 754 01:35:39,134 --> 01:35:41,126 Behind you! 755 01:36:05,126 --> 01:36:07,146 Shut up. Ice cube? 756 01:36:07,148 --> 01:36:11,134 Who else would it be? Jon Voight? Come along! 757 01:36:17,142 --> 01:36:21,136 Come, come, come. In with you, tennis sock. 758 01:36:35,132 --> 01:36:37,126 No danger. 759 01:36:37,128 --> 01:36:39,145 - Are you okay? - It works. 760 01:36:39,147 --> 01:36:42,144 The snake smashed the set. 761 01:36:42,146 --> 01:36:47,146 I was hit by a lamp. When I got up, everyone was gone. 762 01:36:47,148 --> 01:36:50,147 - What about J.Lo? - And Eric Stoltz? 763 01:36:51,125 --> 01:36:55,138 Jenny is from the block, so she'll be fine, but Eric isn't. 764 01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:57,132 Damn it. 765 01:36:57,134 --> 01:37:02,130 I don't know how, but we must kill it before it kills us. 766 01:37:02,132 --> 01:37:04,143 I'm on board with that. 767 01:37:04,145 --> 01:37:07,139 How would they do that in your script? 768 01:37:07,141 --> 01:37:11,125 I don't know that. The third act was not written. 769 01:37:11,127 --> 01:37:14,140 Did you start filming without knowing the ending? 770 01:37:14,142 --> 01:37:20,134 Welcome to Hollywood, scumbag. They just make it up along the way. 771 01:37:20,136 --> 01:37:23,137 What was the general idea? 772 01:37:23,139 --> 01:37:27,131 I just know they set up pyrotechnics everywhere. 773 01:37:27,133 --> 01:37:31,143 - Is it still there? - Yes, but I know nothing about it. 774 01:37:31,145 --> 01:37:35,140 Kenny, do you know how to light pyro? 775 01:37:35,142 --> 01:37:37,133 You can believe that. 776 01:37:37,135 --> 01:37:40,145 So I have to save J.Lo and Stoltz. 777 01:37:40,147 --> 01:37:43,144 Do you want to go after them? 778 01:37:43,146 --> 01:37:49,136 They are my homies. I can't let them down. I have to represent. 779 01:37:49,138 --> 01:37:54,125 - They are my colleagues. - Solidarity. Respect. 780 01:37:54,127 --> 01:37:55,141 Yay yay. 781 01:37:56,146 --> 01:38:00,142 - Can we have a...? - We are big fans of your work. 782 01:38:03,127 --> 01:38:06,129 You groupie it too hard. Come on. 783 01:38:06,131 --> 01:38:09,133 Pull close together. 784 01:38:11,137 --> 01:38:14,138 You don't put it online. 785 01:38:14,140 --> 01:38:19,136 Can we have another one? I guess we didn't get my whole face. 786 01:38:19,138 --> 01:38:22,141 - You will need this. - Are you sure? 787 01:38:23,143 --> 01:38:26,134 I have one more. 788 01:38:26,136 --> 01:38:29,127 All right. Keep it gangster. 789 01:38:34,141 --> 01:38:38,127 Legend. Do you think the same as me? 790 01:38:38,129 --> 01:38:40,134 Yep. 791 01:38:40,136 --> 01:38:45,130 - It could work well. - One hundred p. 792 01:38:45,132 --> 01:38:50,134 What do you think? Just to make sure, that's what I'm thinking too. 793 01:38:50,136 --> 01:38:53,145 Which it most certainly is. 794 01:38:54,138 --> 01:38:58,136 - I'm thinking of killing the snake. - That's what I was thinking too. 795 01:39:00,137 --> 01:39:04,139 Here is the plan. Griff controls the detonator. 796 01:39:05,143 --> 01:39:09,141 Claire turns on the generators. 797 01:39:09,143 --> 01:39:12,144 Kenny positions the cameras. 798 01:39:15,135 --> 01:39:19,143 I drive the golf cart. We lure the snake into the pyrofield - 799 01:39:19,145 --> 01:39:23,138 - and get rid of it once and for all. 800 01:39:23,140 --> 01:39:28,130 Are you ready for our big Hollywood ending? 801 01:39:33,132 --> 01:39:37,146 - Are you ready? - Yes. We detonate one at a time. 802 01:39:37,148 --> 01:39:42,140 - We break the pig into small pieces. - Little fucking pieces. 803 01:39:47,137 --> 01:39:50,145 Come and get us, dickhead! 804 01:39:55,145 --> 01:39:57,148 Where is it? 805 01:40:05,126 --> 01:40:08,125 Oh crap! Oh crap! 806 01:40:08,143 --> 01:40:13,136 - Can't it run faster? - Pull the regulator off! Down there! 807 01:40:13,138 --> 01:40:19,126 - The regulator? What are you talking about? - I'm talking about golf cart technology! 808 01:40:25,137 --> 01:40:30,143 - Where did it go? - I can't see it anywhere. 809 01:40:35,140 --> 01:40:38,130 Shit, that blew the signal. 810 01:40:38,132 --> 01:40:43,126 - If we don't get it activated... - Is it out with us. Come on. 811 01:40:45,135 --> 01:40:48,141 - You drive really well. - Thank you. 812 01:40:57,125 --> 01:40:59,137 Why is there no power? 813 01:40:59,139 --> 01:41:03,125 - The pyrofield right ahead! - I'm ready. 814 01:41:03,127 --> 01:41:06,137 Look for something like this. 815 01:41:06,139 --> 01:41:09,126 We'll be right there! 816 01:41:11,142 --> 01:41:16,125 It's getting closer! Drive faster! 817 01:41:18,131 --> 01:41:21,132 - Found! - Wait, wait. 818 01:41:25,130 --> 01:41:29,140 - Now! - Die, you giant snake shit! 819 01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:35,137 What the hell? It doesn't work! 820 01:41:35,139 --> 01:41:40,125 Tap them all! Now we die. Now we die. 821 01:41:40,127 --> 01:41:44,126 - Why didn't anything happen? - Whoa, wait. 822 01:41:44,147 --> 01:41:47,129 I forgot to turn it on. 823 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:17,142 Have we killed it? 824 01:42:17,144 --> 01:42:20,128 - No! - Why? 825 01:42:21,138 --> 01:42:23,142 We are stuck! 826 01:42:30,133 --> 01:42:32,148 A dead end. 827 01:42:38,127 --> 01:42:39,127 Piss. 828 01:42:46,145 --> 01:42:49,136 Now we must die. 829 01:43:29,132 --> 01:43:31,141 Not on my watch, fister. 830 01:44:13,144 --> 01:44:17,129 That was all for the snake. 831 01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:08,130 - Thank you. - Thank you. 832 01:45:13,128 --> 01:45:17,139 Once upon a time, a group of artists dreamed of - 833 01:45:17,141 --> 01:45:21,137 - one day getting to make a real feature film. 834 01:45:21,139 --> 01:45:28,129 And last year, against all odds, the dream came true. 835 01:45:31,138 --> 01:45:34,147 My friend Kenny says the snake is a metaphor - 836 01:45:35,125 --> 01:45:39,127 - for the monsters that haunt us if we don't follow the dream. 837 01:45:39,129 --> 01:45:43,143 In addition, there is also a non-metaphorical snake. 838 01:45:44,148 --> 01:45:51,127 Shots out to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent. 839 01:45:51,129 --> 01:45:53,144 Better luck next time! 840 01:45:56,131 --> 01:45:59,144 - We may not have the rights. - Not at all. 841 01:45:59,146 --> 01:46:03,142 This is our totally unauthorized - 842 01:46:03,144 --> 01:46:10,126 - and possibly illegal reboots of Sony's classic films. 843 01:46:11,146 --> 01:46:15,142 Ladies and gentlemen: "The Anaconda!" 844 01:46:24,127 --> 01:46:27,138 The friends did not get the film in cinema distribution, - 845 01:46:27,140 --> 01:46:31,125 - when Sony immediately placed a restraining order against it. 846 01:46:31,137 --> 01:46:34,134 They didn't have the rights at all. 847 01:46:35,137 --> 01:46:40,142 Claire and Griff ended up getting married. They let Doug direct their wedding film. 848 01:46:47,148 --> 01:46:49,147 Griff got a new role in "S.W.A.T.". 849 01:46:55,144 --> 01:46:58,145 Kenny succeeded in certain things… 850 01:47:03,134 --> 01:47:06,127 … but not with others. 851 01:47:08,129 --> 01:47:11,126 Ice Cube: You weren't allowed to post it online. 852 01:47:11,128 --> 01:47:12,136 Kenny: Sorry. 853 01:47:12,138 --> 01:47:13,140 Ice Cube: Delete it. 854 01:47:13,142 --> 01:47:15,133 Kenny: How do you do it? 855 01:47:16,136 --> 01:47:19,147 And Doug… 856 01:47:33,129 --> 01:47:36,148 Are you Doug McCallister? 857 01:47:37,126 --> 01:47:41,131 You directed a new "Anaconda" even though you didn't have the rights. 858 01:47:42,134 --> 01:47:43,144 Yes. 859 01:47:43,146 --> 01:47:46,134 I have seen your little film. 860 01:47:48,128 --> 01:47:53,127 And I loved it. That's why I'm here. 861 01:47:53,129 --> 01:47:58,141 We're going to do one more "Anaconda" and I want you as the director. 862 01:47:58,143 --> 01:47:59,147 Are you healthy? 863 01:49:45,143 --> 01:49:47,138 Friends? 864 01:49:51,126 --> 01:49:52,147 Griffin? 865 01:50:01,129 --> 01:50:04,125 I'm alive! 866 01:54:40,136 --> 01:54:42,136 Translation: Henrik Thøgersen Scandinavian Text Service