1 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,700 You're so cute. 2 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:25,620 I love this little clip on you. I don't know. I can't believe we have to do this 3 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,340 assignment for a week. 4 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,760 What do you mean? 5 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,540 I don't know if it's a good thing. 6 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:33,440 It's kind of cute. It's kind of fun. 7 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:37,200 Come on. We used to talk about this when we were younger and joke around about 8 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,179 being mom. 9 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:39,180 Yeah, I know. 10 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,720 I'll be down on you, but definitely not a mom. 11 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,640 Come on. It's fun. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,640 Like, I don't know. If you take it seriously, like, you might learn 13 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,680 What are you doing? 14 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:53,540 I can't be a mother. 15 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:58,700 Oh, my poor baby. Oh, my goodness. Don't look. 16 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,240 She steals your eyes. 17 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,680 We're not going to do that to you, I promise. 18 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,400 No, this is crazy. 19 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,500 You are not going to be allowed to hold my baby. 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,200 I don't know. 21 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:14,870 Only, like, under strict supervision will I allow you to hold my child. 22 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:19,270 Yeah, I know. I don't know. But, like, I feel like maybe it's not my kids. Like, 23 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:24,310 you know what I mean? I wouldn't, like... I don't know. I want to say 24 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,290 like, I'd love for you to take this more seriously, but I'm also scared to 25 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,350 imagine you as a mom. 26 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:29,790 Yeah, I don't know if I could. 27 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:33,790 I don't know. I think I have... I'm more, like, the... I'm more the mom 28 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:36,110 Definitely. You would probably be taking care of my kids. 29 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,970 I mean, I wouldn't probably mind, like, the rest. 30 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:47,030 eating aspect oh my gosh you're just saying that because you are too horny 31 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:51,770 for your own good and you don't know what to do with it but neither do i and 32 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:58,630 shouldn't even try it you want to be a mom so bad i mean i don't really you 33 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:04,130 picture that aspect um when i imagine being a mom i don't know you're kind of 34 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:10,050 you're silly i don't know try it no you were i think so much before you already 35 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:11,250 You are being ridiculous. 36 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,570 Like, I was just playing like we did when we were kids. 37 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:18,050 We did not do that when we were kids. Try it. Come on. 38 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,470 Don't be silly. You are. 39 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:24,430 Fine. 40 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:28,890 What am I doing? 41 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:31,950 Our assignment? 42 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,890 This was not a part of the assignment. I do not remember our professor 43 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,010 discussing this in class. 44 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:42,560 He would have to specify it, but we are doing still our assignment. Do you think 45 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,380 he would like to read about this in our... Because if he has to read about 46 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,480 it's our little secret. 47 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:48,660 Gosh. 48 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,180 I don't know. 49 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,580 I don't know. 50 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:56,000 Honestly, I think this part would be kind of weird, like being a mom. I don't 51 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,960 know about something like sucking up like four beer lights on my kids. I 52 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,960 know about that. 53 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,820 I feel like I would like it. I can imagine it in there. you that you would 54 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:10,400 good oh my gosh no way i i don't know maybe my boobs are more sensitive than 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,280 yours i don't know i don't know i don't you're such a dork i don't really like 56 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,520 it i don't think we we don't need to do this you're being so silly uh i don't 57 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,700 know just let's focus on like the other parts of that we don't need to be we 58 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:30,780 don't need to be sexual i still don't get how this fits in here like i just 59 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:34,310 don't understand how that fits in there I just don't get it. Like, it's so 60 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:39,710 small. I mean, I don't know how it fits either, to be honest with you. 61 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:46,190 But, you know, our mom did it, so it somehow has to work, right? 62 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:48,630 But it's so small. Like, look. 63 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:52,150 Oh, my gosh. 64 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:54,390 I don't understand how some... I don't get it. 65 00:03:55,570 --> 00:04:00,090 I don't know either, to be honest with you. I'm like, I don't know either. 66 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:02,890 always talked about this. I don't know how this... Comfort out of there. 67 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,110 I don't get it. 68 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:07,450 I don't know. 69 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:12,050 I like, I can't, I'm having a hard time. No, like, I just, it's not for me, but. 70 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:14,530 I mean. Do you think like a finger would fit? 71 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:21,570 Well, apparently the penis fits in there, so I don't, I don't know. 72 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:24,790 lot more has to go into there. I don't know. Should we like try? 73 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,910 What do you mean try? 74 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:28,610 To put a finger. 75 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:34,500 Like. Like, you put your own finger or, like... You put your finger. 76 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,400 Me? Yeah. 77 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,760 Um... Why? 78 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,920 To see how something would fit. 79 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:52,180 Um... If you really want me to, I guess. I mean, I... I would be lying if I... 80 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:53,280 For curiosity purposes. 81 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:54,740 I'd be lying. Aren't you curious? 82 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:58,840 Yeah, I mean, I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm a little curious. But, like... 83 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,870 Should we be doing this? Why not? 84 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,790 For research purposes. 85 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:09,430 I mean... I guess so. 86 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:16,070 Like... Like... Are you sure? 87 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:17,390 Mm -hmm. 88 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:28,809 A fist. 89 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:30,890 I know, I said a fist. A finger fist. 90 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:47,810 Does that feel 91 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,430 okay? It feels so good. 92 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:55,830 I'm so like... How do you think more ends up fitting in? 93 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,110 I don't know. 94 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,130 I still don't understand how we go from that to that. 95 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:03,790 I don't either. 96 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,750 I mean, what about two fingers? 97 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:13,430 I mean, if we fit one, we could be if another one fit. 98 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,170 Should we try? Yeah. 99 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:27,470 Definitely fit. 100 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,780 It's kind of a tight fit. 101 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,700 Yeah. But they fit. 102 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,030 Mm -hmm. 103 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Don't tell me. 104 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:07,940 You just saw mine. 105 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,860 Yeah, but, like, I don't know. Like, what if my stepdad walks in? 106 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,000 He's with my stepdad. They're fine. They're busy. They're probably talking 107 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 sports or something. 108 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,020 I mean, I think I did hear the game on earlier. 109 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,460 See? I heard your dad yelling. 110 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,040 Yeah. I'm really serious about that stuff. 111 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:32,039 I don't personally listen, but I'm so glad that we can get out of having to 112 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,419 with them. I agree. 113 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:34,659 I hate them. 114 00:08:35,309 --> 00:08:36,630 Let me see your self -procrastination. 115 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,190 You're pushing it off. 116 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:40,010 No, I don't. No, move. 117 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,330 I don't know. 118 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:46,250 Can't we just, like, play with, like, these and, like... No, let me see. 119 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:56,530 Fine. But you have to promise me you're not going to tell your dad, you're not 120 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,350 going to tell my dad, you're not going to tell anybody. 121 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,790 No, it's our little secret. I think you promised. 122 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:03,270 Okay. 123 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,340 It's fine. 124 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:18,220 I'm kind of nervous, I know. Don't be, it ain't so silly, it's me. 125 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,500 Okay. 126 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:43,830 It doesn't feel good? 127 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:46,530 I guess, yeah. 128 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,310 You promise you won't tell? 129 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,170 God, 130 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,090 you do have such cute teeth. 131 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:07,509 Thank you. 132 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:09,090 You're such a pretty person. 133 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,310 Thank you. 134 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:11,530 So sorry. 135 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,330 Yeah. 136 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,840 You ready? 137 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,360 You mean it? 138 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,580 Yeah. 139 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:58,620 I'm going to cough. 140 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,660 I'm going to cough. 141 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,280 You girls get your stuff together and you meet me out in the living room. 142 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,440 Sarge! 143 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,540 Oh, my God. I can't believe you forgot. 144 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,200 I knew this was going to happen. 145 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,319 You have to say that. 146 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,840 Oh, my God. We can't get grounded. We have a party next weekend. 147 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,660 We've been looking forward to it for like a month. 148 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,599 Go, go, go. 149 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,920 Sarge! What? What's up? 150 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,900 Man. You, you, you. 151 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,820 Shit, bro, listen. 152 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,320 I just walked into... What, what, what? I just walked into my daughter's room, 153 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,760 man. And, okay, bro. 154 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,980 You won't even believe what I just saw. They're in there, man. 155 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,940 And, bro. Shit. 156 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,920 What? They're playing with each other. 157 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,520 Yeah. They're kids. They play with each other. No, they're playing with each 158 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,720 other. Huh? 159 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:39,980 Oh, shit. 160 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,780 I mean, they're getting to be that age, but... Girls! 161 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,519 Come on. 162 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,840 I told them to come out here. 163 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,360 Hurry up! 164 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,600 Have a seat. 165 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,260 So... What's going on? 166 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,660 I'm sorry. 167 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,120 You didn't mean to... 168 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,240 You know, doing the assignment. 169 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:17,900 What you're doing wasn't bad, but, like... It's not bad. 170 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:23,560 Well, exploring your sexuality with each other is normal. It's something that 171 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,040 happens, but why were you in there doing that? 172 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,560 You know, it just kind of got carried away. We just got carried away. 173 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:32,760 It's supposed to be for a school project. We're supposed to learn what 174 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,420 to be a mom, and we just got carried away. 175 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,610 How does that leave a fat? 176 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:44,550 Well, we were just, like, kind of wondering how that came out of, you 177 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,390 and, like, one question led to another. 178 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:50,350 Like, because we don't really understand if this could come out of there, how 179 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:54,430 is, like, how the penis is supposed to fit into there, let alone, like, a 180 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,430 finger. 181 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:56,950 Okay. 182 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:59,330 This was not the conversation I wanted to have today. 183 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,850 But we just don't understand. 184 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,790 Is this what they're teaching you in school? 185 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,990 They're not teaching us enough in school. 186 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,820 Well, they're not teaching you enough in school. They teach you enough to make 187 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,720 you play with each other. What was the assignment anyway? 188 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,640 To fuck your friend? 189 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:20,620 No, it's supposed to be, you know, we take care of these dogs and we learn 190 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:24,600 it's like to kind of be a mom. It's all like parent and parent stuff. 191 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:31,320 So, Joe, I don't even know what to say. Like, what is wrong with the school 192 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,580 system in America these days? 193 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,470 Actually, they don't want to make you look bad. 194 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,270 It's just one thing led to another. 195 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,970 It's one thing... Okay. 196 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,010 Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 197 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,650 Okay. 198 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,130 Take it back. Take it back. 199 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:54,830 Come here. Take it back. 200 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,410 I know you. I know you. 201 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,370 Calm down. 202 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:02,730 Calm down. Calm down. It's cool. It's cool. Just calm down. 203 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:03,950 Yeah, I got it. 204 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,130 Okay. 205 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,860 We have to figure out how to help the girls. 206 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,920 Right? We do. I mean, like, if they think that diddling each other's pussies 207 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:28,500 going to, like, give them a baby, we have to, like, help them. We have to 208 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,500 way to help them. 209 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:34,240 I know. I know. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 210 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,360 They're our stepdaughters. 211 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:37,940 Okay. 212 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,320 Well, why don't we fuck up? 213 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,060 Whoa! 214 00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:43,580 Think about it. 215 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,940 Dude. Dude, think about it. 216 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,300 They're our daughters. 217 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,140 Is this a stepdaughter? Yeah, sure, whatever. 218 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:55,980 But what the fuck are you thinking? Well, I'm thinking they're not 219 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,919 our daughters. 220 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:02,380 And I was thinking, like, we'd go to their class and yell at the teachers 221 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,580 giving them the assignment that's going to make them baby crazy when they've got 222 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,900 all these raging hormones and shit going on. I agree, but isn't it better than 223 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900 the fucking solution? 224 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:19,710 Jesus fucking Christ, man. Like... But... Oh, fuck. 225 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,870 It's magical. 226 00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:25,170 Oh, gee. 227 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:27,970 Man, you just... Okay. 228 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,230 Hold on. 229 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:30,630 Okay. 230 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,970 I can't... I can't do that with my daughter. 231 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:35,530 All right. 232 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:39,950 I can't do that with my daughter. That's a little bit like... I mean, her mom 233 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:43,130 and I, we haven't fucked in like a year, but... 234 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,460 Like, with my own daughter? You want to do it with your own daughter? Like, 235 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,140 dude, you're a fucking sicko, man. 236 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,420 Dude, fuck it, let's swap. 237 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560 What? 238 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,740 Swap? Oh, then there's nothing like it. 239 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:00,280 Bro, think about it. You haven't got laid in two years? 240 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,600 Oh, God. 241 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,960 I got laid in two days. 242 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:08,319 Oh, God. 243 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,800 Okay, no one can find me. 244 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:21,180 Because I get enough shit. 245 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,020 I don't need to hear any more of it. 246 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,660 So, we walk. 247 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:30,280 For the girl's sake. For education. 248 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:37,080 So that way they don't end up pregnant by some fucking loser that I'm going to 249 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,300 have to go beat his ass and make sure that he has a job. 250 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:55,990 You okay? 251 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,930 Look, you're not in trouble. 252 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,910 And sweetie, I'm sorry for yelling at you. 253 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:09,410 It's very frustrating for a father to go through 254 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:13,170 these kinds of situations with a daughter. 255 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:17,790 I thought, you know, your mother had a conversation with you about this stuff 256 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:18,790 already. 257 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,370 No, she didn't. 258 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,150 Her mom didn't talk to you? 259 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,190 I think she just expects the school to kind of teach her. 260 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:34,550 Well, obviously, the schools aren't exactly doing the thing. 261 00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:40,089 We're sorry. 262 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,090 We're so sorry. 263 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:44,370 I know you are, Susie. I know you are, honey. 264 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,630 I think we came up with a resolution. 265 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,090 I really do. You want to tell them? 266 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:53,490 So... 267 00:18:54,800 --> 00:19:01,700 In the interest of education, have 268 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:08,480 you girls ever seen a boy's penis or handset? I don't want to talk about that 269 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,000 stuff. I mean, this is an important conversation. 270 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,380 So, have you? 271 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,800 No. Okay. That's good. That's a good thing. 272 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:31,310 Your father and I were speaking, and we thought instead of you two ending 273 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:38,110 up, you know, teen moms and not being able to go to college and that sort of 274 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:42,710 stuff, maybe we could teach you, kind of. 275 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,330 Huh? Teach us what? 276 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:48,770 Just, like, show you the penis and a little bit about that, so that way you 277 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,550 a better understanding of how babies are made. 278 00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:55,950 I don't know about that. 279 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,390 But maybe it would be kind of fun. 280 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,630 I don't know about that. 281 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:07,010 You know, tech is a really fun thing to do. 282 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,610 I think I'm too. I don't think I'm ready. I don't think I'm ready yet. 283 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,350 Well, you don't have to do anything that you're not ready for. 284 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:22,430 But we can just kind of get started a little bit and kind of... 285 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:24,110 See how things go. 286 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:27,210 Does that sound good? That way you can learn a little bit? 287 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,730 I don't know. It's okay. 288 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,270 You're not curious about that? 289 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,750 Oh, my God. I'm watching you. I have such a big day. 290 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:39,290 Oh, don't tell me that. 291 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,110 I don't know if I can do that. 292 00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:45,050 No, we can. 293 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,110 We'll have a good time. Anything that you don't want to do, we can stop. 294 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,970 Get a little bit started. 295 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,110 And, you know, just kind of feel things go. What do you think? 296 00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:59,630 Dad, 297 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,370 are you sure this is okay? 298 00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:05,630 I mean, it is for educational purposes. 299 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,950 So, I mean, I don't see why not. 300 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:11,430 And I think she's enjoying it already. 301 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,950 Okay. You just have to relax a little bit. 302 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:18,310 And have a good time. 303 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,480 See, that's nice, huh? 304 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,160 Is that so good, sweetie? 305 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,080 Mm -hmm. You're healthy. 306 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,000 You can have a good regular year. 307 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,660 Yeah. Yeah, I think they're ready to see it, Sarge. It's okay. 308 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,820 I think they're ready to see it, Sarge. Are you ready, sweetie? 309 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,670 Yeah, but are you? 310 00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,290 Yeah. 311 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:08,490 I haven't seen one before. 312 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:12,270 So you can touch it. 313 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,410 Oh my gosh. 314 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,930 There you go. 315 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,170 Yeah. 316 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,990 My hand doesn't even sit around it. 317 00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:24,430 Okay. Your whole stretch. 318 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:27,190 What am I supposed to do? 319 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,610 Just kind of like that. 320 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,809 That's good. 321 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,810 Yeah. 322 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:35,730 Let's see. 323 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,430 Just like that. 324 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,410 That's kind of a ritual sort of thing. 325 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:44,170 Am I supposed to put my mask on it? Mm -hmm. 326 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:49,070 You sure you've never done this before? 327 00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:51,630 It's not necessary. You don't have to do it. 328 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:55,090 But it definitely helps to get the... 329 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:56,530 Man, excited. 330 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,310 Are you okay over there, sweetie? 331 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,910 Why don't you get down on your knees like your friend? 332 00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:08,570 There you go. 333 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:14,350 Oh, man, 334 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,610 your daughter sucks good talk. 335 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,230 You're doing great. 336 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:21,730 Your daughter does too. 337 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,680 There you go. 338 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,619 That's it. 339 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,000 How far down can you go? 340 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160 Oh, yeah. 341 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,560 There you go, sweetie. 342 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440 Dude, 343 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,820 my wife hasn't sucked my cock in like two years. 344 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,540 This is amazing. 345 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,780 Well, thank you for taking care of us. 346 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,450 Didn't like it? Does it make you tingle? 347 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,790 How about you, are you tingling over there? 348 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:27,450 How's the time school? You good? 349 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:29,170 Yeah? Honey? 350 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,990 Honey? Give me a little kiss on the cheek for me. 351 00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,070 Yeah, that's it. 352 00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:56,790 Thank you. 353 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,320 He's not being too rough on you, is he, sweetie? 354 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,450 That's fun to get floppy, huh? 355 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,130 Yeah. Isn't that fun? 356 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:22,950 You doing good over there, baby? 357 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:24,470 Yeah? 358 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,230 Did you like that? 359 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,640 Your daughter sounds way better than my wife. 360 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,140 She looks like it. 361 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,440 You're a good girl. 362 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,680 Daddy, is this okay? 363 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,660 Yeah, as long as you like it, baby. 364 00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,020 Make sure you take care of him. 365 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,200 You're doing so good. 366 00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:31,024 Thank you. 367 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:46,190 You two haven't been watching videos or anything, have you? Because you're doing 368 00:28:46,190 --> 00:28:48,990 so good. Are you doing it for your first time? Oh, my God. 369 00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:51,710 We might have watched some videos together here and there. 370 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:55,410 Honey, 371 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,410 you look so good with Sarge's dick in your mouth. 372 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,010 Dad, don't be weird. 373 00:29:05,990 --> 00:29:08,090 Is it weird for me to tell you you look good, sweetie? 374 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:09,310 A little bit. 375 00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:10,650 Is it? But you like it, huh? 376 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:11,890 Mm -hmm. 377 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,480 Maybe. 378 00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,510 Do you want to try that? 379 00:30:04,130 --> 00:30:06,150 Not yet. 380 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,150 How about if I return the favor? 381 00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,230 Like what? 382 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,040 She is a natural. 383 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,140 That's kind of how it goes. 384 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,480 Daddy, is that okay if he eats my coffee? 385 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,200 Yeah, if that's what you want, honey. 386 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,580 You take care of my daughter now. Oh, I'm going to take care of her. 387 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:56,210 Oh. 388 00:32:21,659 --> 00:32:22,900 You're so tight, bro. 389 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:25,760 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 390 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:28,780 You want to try it now? 391 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:31,700 Yes. 392 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,520 Yeah, get those up. 393 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,800 Get those up. 394 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,280 You like the way your pokey tastes? 395 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,350 You okay? You okay? 396 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080 I'm sorry, sweetie. 397 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,140 I'm sorry. 398 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,739 Thank you. 399 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:23,230 Good pussy right there, sweetie. There you go. 400 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:24,450 You all right? 401 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:29,590 You 402 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:37,350 like 403 00:36:37,350 --> 00:36:38,870 watching your daddy's big pussy friend? 404 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:45,870 You want a closer look? 405 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,640 Oh, my God. You look so good looking at your friend's little pussy. 406 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:28,980 That's not okay. 407 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,240 Okay? 408 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,540 We're teaching you, but you can't do that with your father. 409 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,220 Okay? 410 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,540 Thank you. I'll give you a little hand here. 411 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:33,740 You look so much better, Mother. 412 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,920 You look so much better. 413 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,280 You have your eyes and everything. 414 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,320 Even when you're getting choked. 415 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:48,110 I'm going to have you down. Push her down a little bit. 416 00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:49,650 Yeah. 417 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:54,650 That's okay. 418 00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:56,030 That's okay. 419 00:38:57,070 --> 00:38:58,230 I'm going to have you down. 420 00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:01,850 I'm going to have you down. 421 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:04,550 I'm going to have you down. I'm going to have you down. 422 00:39:05,270 --> 00:39:06,550 I'm going to have you down. 423 00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:08,330 I'm going to have you down. 424 00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:28,750 Oh, baby. 425 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:33,850 Are you okay? 426 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:36,770 Good. 427 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,330 You sure? 428 00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:41,490 Oh, 429 00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:45,130 fuck. 430 00:39:45,510 --> 00:39:46,550 Oh, fuck. 431 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,010 Oh, my God. 432 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:52,710 I can't believe I'm fucking my own daughter. 433 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:58,010 Oh, my God. 434 00:39:58,450 --> 00:39:59,450 Oh, 435 00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:02,910 my God. 436 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:04,710 Are you okay? 437 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:06,630 Yeah. 438 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,650 Do you think you're going to be sick? 439 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:12,930 No. 440 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,990 So much better than your mom. 441 00:43:18,890 --> 00:43:19,890 That's a good job. 442 00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:02,870 Thanks for listening. 443 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:06,580 That's my girl. Come here. 444 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,560 That's my girl. 445 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,120 Oh, it is. 446 00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:00,530 You got it? 447 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,320 What? 448 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:13,680 Even closer than you've been taking them to figure out, honey. 449 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,200 Sit down here. 450 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,540 Sit down here. 451 00:54:29,730 --> 00:54:31,050 Literally. That was fun. 452 00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:33,250 It's white all over you.