1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,174 [Thunderclap] 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:30,022 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:36,827 [Rain Falling] 4 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:45,461 [Footsteps] 5 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:52,009 [Thunderclap] 6 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:17,486 ♪♪♪ 7 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,110 [Phone Ringing] 8 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:56,406 [People Chattering] 9 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,392 [Man Panting] 10 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,727 HEY! [Groaning] 11 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,902 GEEZ. BUDDY, YOU LOOK DEAD. 12 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,781 [Sighs] I WANNA SEE BROCKTON. 13 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,285 [Panting Continues] OR ULMER. 14 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,203 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT? 15 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,122 A MURDER. 16 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,625 YEAH? WHO WAS MURDERED? 17 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,920 I WAS. 18 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,634 [Thunderclap] 19 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,852 HE LOOKS BAD, DAN. 20 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,948 [Thunderclap] 21 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,917 N lCE OF YOU TO FIT IN AN APPEARANCE, CORNELL. 22 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,124 WE'D ABOUT GIVEN YOU UP... 23 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,253 YOU'D BE RIGHT. 24 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,590 [lnhaling] 25 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,054 [Sighs] DEAD... ON ARRIVAL. 26 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,766 [Brockton] JUST ONE MORE ON THE PILE, EH, CORNELL? 27 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,311 HOW MANY CORPSES NOW? 28 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,355 - FIVE? - SIX. 29 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,690 [Coughing] 30 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:03,533 YOU KNOW, lF, UH, CECIL B. OVER THERE lS READY, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT lT. 31 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,329 I'LL TRY TO PIECE TOGETHER AS BEST I CAN WHAT'S HAPPENED 32 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,957 OVER THE LAST 36 HOURS. 33 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,169 [Tape Playing] 34 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:18,257 [Chalk Squeaking On Board] 35 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:26,473 METCALF, A COLOR. HOW 'BOUT GREEN? 36 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,768 UH, YOUNG. RAW. 37 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,812 IMMATURE. SPECIFIC REFERENCE. 38 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,772 [Boy] JOLLY GREEN GIANT. 39 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,148 [Students Laughing] 40 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,919 YOU PEOPLE ARE JUNK-CULTURE GEN lUSES, AREN'T YA? 41 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:41,113 NOW, I MEAN A LITERARY REFERENCE, AND BILL COSBY'S LATEST BOOK DOESN'T COUNT. 42 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,449 [Girl Laughing] HMM? ANYBODY? 43 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:48,412 N lCK? THE COLOR GREEN, FIRE OFF ANY SYNAPSES FOR YOU? 44 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,831 WHAT ABOUT SHAKESPEARE'S LINE IN ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA? 45 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,125 THAT'S TAYLOR AND BURTON TO THE REST OF US. 46 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,459 [Students Chuckle] 47 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:55,980 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE LINE, N lCK? 48 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,171 "MY SALAD DAYS WHEN I WAS GREEN IN JUDGMENT." 49 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,090 GOOD. ANOTHER ONE. 50 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,217 "THE TEXT lS OLD, THE ORATOR TOO GREEN ." 51 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,969 - N lCK? - WHAT? 52 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,139 DIDN'T MEAN ANOTHER SHAKESPEARE QUOTE. I MEANT ANOTHER STUDENT. 53 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,226 AREN'T WE LITERAL-MINDED LATELY, HUH? A BIT LIKE A COMPUTER. 54 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:15,772 COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS HAVE A SAYING, PROFESSOR: "GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT." 55 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,043 YEAH? WELL, ENGLISH PROFESSORS HAVE A SAYING TOO, N lCK, 56 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,318 "DON'T ONE-UP ME IN PUBLIC. 57 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,005 I HAVEN'T GRADED YOUR lNDEPENDENT PROJECT YET." 58 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,404 [Students Chuckle] 59 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,489 CAN WE HEAR FROM SOMEBODY ELSE? 60 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,369 [Snoring] 61 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,041 I'M GLAD SOMEBODY CAN SLEEP IN TH lS HEAT. 62 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,168 [Chuckling] 63 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:42,215 MR. SLOANE, GOOD MORN lNG. DREAMING OF A WH lTE CHRISTMAS? 64 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,968 SORRY, PROFESSOR. PULLED AN ALL-N lGHTER. 65 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,012 - UH-HUH. - WHAT'S THE TOPIC? 66 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,014 THE COLOR GREEN AS A METAPHOR. 67 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,391 GOT ANY THOUGHTS? AT ALL? 68 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,310 [Students Chuckle] 69 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,561 ANYBODY GOT ANY THOUGHTS? 70 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:59,149 JEALOUSY. "OH, BEWARE, MY LORD, OF JEALOUSY. 71 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:04,237 LT lS THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER WH lCH DOTH MOCK THE MEAT lT FEEDS ON ." 72 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,659 OTHELLO. GOOD ACTING, TOO, N lCK. 73 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,014 [Bell Ringing] WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE UNPLUG TH lS MAN? 74 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,288 [Chuckling] 75 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,267 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 76 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,667 [Chattering] 77 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,215 [Female Student] PROFESSOR? 78 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,385 OH . THANK YOU, MISS. 79 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,138 FULLER. SYDNEY FULLER. BACK ROW. 80 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,517 I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU TH lNK YOU COULD... 81 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:38,188 OHH . TALK ABOUT YOUR SALAD DAYS. 82 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,066 [Chuckles] YOU WANT ME TO SIGN TH lS? 83 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,195 I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF, BUT, YEAH. TO SYDNEY FULLER. 84 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,699 TAKEN ME ALL SEMESTER TO WORK UP MY NERVE TO ASK YOU. 85 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,327 UH, THAT'S WITH A "Y." 86 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,453 S-Y... 87 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,830 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 88 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,249 S-Y-D-N-E-Y. YEAH. 89 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,085 THAT'S THE REASON I TOOK YOUR COURSE... BECAUSE MY PARENTS, 90 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,963 THEY JUST TH lNK LIBERAL ARTS lS A WASTE OF TU lTION AND I... 91 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,798 I'VE READ ALL OF YOUR BOOKS... 92 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,758 SHUT UP, SYDNEY. 93 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,845 HAVE THOUGH. I'VE READ 'EM ALL. 94 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,847 - GLUTTON FOR PUN lSHMENT, HUH? - NO! 95 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,349 THEY'RE GREAT. I WISH YOU HADN'T HAVE STOPPED. 96 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,395 [Exhales] I DIDN'T STOP. I JUST... STALLED. 97 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,523 PROFESSOR CORNELL? 98 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,817 MY NOVEL, YOU REALLY HAVEN'T, UH... 99 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,153 - GRADED lT? FIN lSHED lT? - EITHER. 100 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,571 NEITHER. 101 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,133 BUT YOU SAID YOU'D HAVE lT GRADED TH lS WEEK. 102 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,908 YES, WELL, N lCK, TH lS HEAT'S PUT ME A LITTLE BIT BEH lND SCHEDULE. 103 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,535 I HAVEN'T SHOWN lT TO ANYONE ELSE. 104 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,330 SHOULD I FEEL PRMLEGED OR SINGLED OUT FOR PERSECUTION? 105 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,666 - CAN I BE HONEST? - I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU? 106 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,626 YOUR OPIN lON MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO ME. 107 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,355 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PROFESSOR. 108 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,739 IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR BODY OF WORK. 109 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,467 YEAH . SYNONYMS FOR BODY: CORPSE, CARCASS, CADAVER. 110 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,886 IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY NOVEL, I'LL DIE. 111 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,931 - NO, I WILL. I'LL STOP WRITING. - AH, EVEN WORSE. 112 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,018 I'VE SPENT THE WHOLE SEMESTER SWEATING OUT ON THAT TH lNG. 113 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,353 LT TOOK HUGO 16 YEARS TO WRITE LES MISERABLES. 114 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,522 BUT lT ONLY TAKES A COUPLE OF DAYS TO READ lT. 115 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:03,815 COME ON. 116 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,734 ANY COMMENT? ANYTH lNG TO TIDE ME THROUGH? 117 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,694 N lCE TYPING. 118 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,405 [Yells] 119 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,993 [Groans] 120 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:19,039 [Cornell] SOMETH lNG GO DOWN THE DRAIN? YOU KNOW SOMETH lN' I DON'T? 121 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,667 YEAH . YOU LOOK LIKE SH lT, HAL. 122 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,045 AND I SHOULD KNOW. I'M AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT. 123 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,964 HEAT GETTING TO YOU, OR JUST UP ALL N lGHT TOLLING AGAINST. 124 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,424 THE PUBLISHER'S DEADLINE? 125 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,843 NO, I WAS UP ALL N lGHT CONSULTING MY PHYSICIAN. 126 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:36,306 AH, PLAYING DOCTOR WITH ELAINE, SPEAKING OF TOO HOT. 127 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,518 WELL, THE AIR CONDITION lNG AT THE MED CENTER WAS WORKIN'. 128 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,520 SHE WAS ON CALL ALL N lGHT. 129 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:45,106 MM-HMM. HOW DO YOU DO lT IN A HOSPITAL? 130 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:46,608 FEET IN THE STIRRUPS? 131 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,361 WHERE ELSE? H I-HO, SILVER. 132 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,030 [Laughing] 133 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,885 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT THE WILD LIFE... 134 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,118 ONCE YOU BECOME A FULL PROFESSOR. 135 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,703 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 136 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,414 I WONDERED HOW LONG YOU WERE GONNA KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE. 137 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,750 HE SAID YES, RIGHT? SO THE PROMOTION'S MINE? 138 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,544 ANOTHER RING UP THE LADDER. 139 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,731 IT'S NOT OFFICIAL YET, BUT lT WOULDN'T HURT lF YOU SHOWED UP. 140 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,172 AT THE ART GALLERY DEDICATION. 141 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,715 I'LL BE THERE, WITH BELLS ON. 142 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:15,136 YEAH, lT'LL BE YOUR LAST CHANCE TO KISS ASS BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS PARADE. 143 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,282 IF YOU HADN'T HELPED ME WITH THE OUTLINE AND STRUCTURE, 144 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,186 I PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BOOK CONTRACT. 145 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,559 I KNOW. 146 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,446 BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THE RAP FOR THAT ONE. 147 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,895 [Chuckles] I'M SERIOUS. 148 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,457 I WANNA THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IN THE GOOD WORD. 149 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,481 MEET ME IN THE OFFICE. 150 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,252 I GOT A BOTTLE IN THE DESK. WE'LL HAVE A DRINK. 151 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,317 ALL RIGHT. 152 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,361 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - OKAY. 153 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:35,448 [People Chattering] 154 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,828 [Man] HEY, CHUCK, YOU SPELLED "CARN lVAL" WITH AN "E"! 155 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,790 [Music Playing Over Loudspeaker] 156 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:05,604 HEY, DEX. DEX, YOU OUGHTA SLOW DOWN IN TH lS HEAT. 157 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,106 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A Ph.D., NOT AN M.D. 158 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,482 YOU KNOW WHAT I AM. 159 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,850 I'M AN ASSISTANT PROFESSOR, MORTGAGED TO THE EYEBALLS... 160 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,070 WITH TWO KIDS AND A TH lRD ON THE WAY. 161 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,864 CONGRATULATIONS, GRAHAM. BOY OR GIRL? 162 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,741 [Mock Laughing] 163 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,388 WORD AROUND THE FACULTY LOUNGE lS THAT YOU RECOMMENDED. 164 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,787 YOUR FRIEND HAL TO THE DEAN, DEX. 165 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,789 I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER, I WAS NEXT IN LINE. 166 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,709 I DIDN'T PUT HAL'S NOVEL ON PUTNAM'S SPRING LIST, GRAHAM. 167 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,711 YOU KNOW ACADEMICS POLITICS AS WELL AS I DO, 168 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,130 "PUBLISH OR PERISH ." ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE. 169 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,923 I HAVE PUBLISHED. 170 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,611 WELL, REHASH lNG OLD CLASSROOM LECTURES. 171 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,969 IN OBSCURE LITERARY JOURNALS JUST DOESN'T COUNT. 172 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,263 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUBLISHED, DEX? 173 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,433 THERE'S AN lNTERESTING ARTICLE FOR ONE OF THOSE "OBSCURE JOURNALS." 174 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:47,729 YOUNG LITERARY LION PRODUCES BRIL... BRILLIANT NOVEL. 175 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,064 HOLD TH lS. 176 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,551 GETS SNAPPED UP BY SNAZZY COLLEGE. 177 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,169 STRONG FOLLOW-UP BRINGS FULL PROFESSORSH lP. 178 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,069 AND THEN THE TH lRD NOVEL THAT lS CARELESS, 179 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,154 AND A FOURTH THAT KIND OF STINKS. 180 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,615 BUT BY THEN, THE LION lS TAME AND TENURED AND NUMBER FIVE. 181 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,991 NEVER COMES AT ALL. 182 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,995 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S STILL FOUR MORE THAN YOU, PAL. 183 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,891 LOOK, SOME OF US JUST WANNA BE TEACHERS, DEX. 184 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,435 WE DON'T HAVE ANY LITERARY PRETENSIONS. 185 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,918 WE'RE JUST FUCKING GOOD TEACHERS! 186 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,672 FUCKIN' ASSHOLE. 187 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,049 - HOW'D YOU GET TH lS IN HERE? - I DON'T KNOW. 188 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:36,521 ♪♪♪ 189 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,365 [Sighs] 190 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,713 [Tape Rewinding] 191 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:02,137 UH, TH lS lS GAIL. UM, THE PAPERS CAME TODAY. 192 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:06,349 EVERYTH lNG SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER. I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN 'EM. 193 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,037 [Sighs] LISTEN, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO MOVE OUT SO QU lCKLY. 194 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,731 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO GET EVERYTH lNG. UM... 195 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,775 THERE'S SOME MAIL HERE FOR YOU AND... 196 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,738 [Chuckles] CHRIST, lS lT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 197 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,907 THEY SAY RAIN'S ON THE WAY, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE lT. 198 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,245 UM... I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 199 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,539 OKAY? BYE-BYE. 200 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,417 [Dial Tone Humming] 201 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,545 [Man] UH, YEAH, H I PROFESSOR, IT'S N lCK LANG CALLING... 202 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,034 MM-HMM. 203 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,585 [Sighs] 204 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,717 [Loud Banging, Glass Breaking] 205 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,805 OH, SH lT. 206 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,952 [Nick's Voice] lF YOU DON'T LIKE MY NOVEL, I'LL DIE. NO, I WILL. 207 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,311 I'LL STOP WRITING. 208 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,315 [Sirens Wailing] 209 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,902 [Camera Shutter Clicks] 210 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,989 [Police Radio Indistinct] 211 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,961 SHUT THAT, WILL YOU? 212 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,131 SH lT. WHY? 213 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,384 [Clears Throat] TIME OF YEAR, lSN'T lT? 214 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,428 HOLIDAY DEPRESSION AND ALL THAT. 215 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,391 [Exhales] AND TH lS HEAT. 216 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,935 MAKES A GUY DO ALL SORTS OF lNSANE TH lNGS. 217 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,979 PRETTY GRIM. 218 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,773 SO'S TH lS. 219 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,401 YEAH . WELL, NEXT SEMESTER, I'M ON THE BEST-SELLER LIST... 220 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,529 AND WE ARE UP TO OUR ASSES IN DEWARS. 221 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,656 [Both Laughing] 222 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,620 [Sighs] WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PROBLEM COULD A COLLEGE KID HAVE... 223 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,707 THAT HE TH lNKS ONLY A SWAN DIVE COULD SOLVE? 224 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,515 [Groans] THAT WAS NO ORDINARY COLLEGE KID. 225 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:43,423 WANNA TALK ABOUT PROBLEMS? H lS FATHER WAS A TH lEF. 226 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,383 ONE N lGHT ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO, 227 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:50,638 HE BREAKS lNTO THE FITZWARING MANSION, KILLED THE HUSBAND. 228 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,390 SO WHAT DOES THE WIDOW DO? 229 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,642 SHE PUTS THE TH lEF'S SON THROUGH COLLEGE. 230 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,477 THE FITZWARING MURDER, THAT'S THE KID? 231 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,479 WAS. 232 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:02,150 GUESS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY N lCK A HAPPY ENDING, HUH? 233 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,197 HE WAS A POETIC LITTLE FUCKER, THOUGH. 234 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,454 THAT'S N lCK'S lNDEPENDENT PROJECT. GOOD READ, HUH? 235 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,080 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T READ lT. 236 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,583 - YOU DIDN'T READ lT? - MM-MM. 237 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,545 [Chuckles] WELL, THEN WHAT'S THE "A" FOR? 238 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,758 - AMBITIOUS? - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T READ lT. 239 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,029 WERE YOU UPTIGHT THAT ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS MIGHT ACTUALLY 240 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,595 PRODUCE SOMETH lNG OF QUALITY? 241 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,514 NO, I WAS UPTIGHT ABOUT HAVING TO WADE THROUGH 400 PAGES 242 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,601 OF FLATULENT STUDENT FICTION. 243 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,770 NOW I DON'T HAVE TO. 244 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,279 OH, GOD. NOW I DO HAVE TO. 245 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,538 NOT NECESSARILY SOBER, THOUGH. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 246 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,416 [Glasses Clink] MERRY CHRISTMAS. 247 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,841 LESS EGG, GAIL, MORE NOG. 248 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:12,011 [Chuckles] 249 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,888 WHO'S TH lS CARD FROM? 250 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,057 UNCLE CHARLIE. MINE OR YOURS? 251 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,976 IT'S YOURS. 252 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,268 I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. 253 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,813 NO. THE DEAD ONE'S MINE. 254 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:27,193 [Hark, The Herald Angels Sings] 255 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,820 STUDENT SU lCIDE ON CAMPUS TODAY. 256 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,572 I LEFT THAT BOX OF RECORDS OF YOURS BY THE DOOR. 257 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,327 WE, UH, MAILING OUT JOINT CHRISTMAS CARDS TH lS YEAR? 258 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,079 I ALREADY SENT MINE OUT. 259 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,708 GUESS NOT. OH, I FORGOT. I'VE GOT A GIFT FOR YOU. 260 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,296 OH, GOD, DEX. WHY? 261 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:53,094 WELL, DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOTH lNG MUCH. 262 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,889 HOT DATE? 263 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,057 DIDN'T TH lNK YOU'D DRESS LIKE THAT TO TRIM A TREE. 264 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,227 ANYBODY I KNOW? 265 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,937 STOP SOUNDING LIKE A HUSBAND. 266 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,314 OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I STILL WAS ONE. 267 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:15,484 ♪♪♪ 268 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:57,742 THANK YOU. 269 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,415 WELL, IT'S A LITTLE N lCER THAN WHAT I GOT YOU, I'M AFRAID. 270 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,173 [Sighs] COULDN'T YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETH lNG MORE PLEASANT? 271 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:16,344 - A LUMP OF COAL, PERHAPS? - COME ON. 272 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,138 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY. 273 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,266 TH lS TH lNG WOULD BE EASIER TO TAKE lF ONLY YOU'D ACT A LITTLE HURT. 274 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,726 I HURT, DEX. 275 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,396 - I TH lNK YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE HURT. - WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE? 276 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,482 HMM? HAVE I CHEATED ON YOU? 277 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,442 I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY PROFESSOR ON CAMPUS 278 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,112 WHO'S NOT SCREWING A SOPHOMORE. 279 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,988 MAYBE YOU OUGHTA BE. 280 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,075 AT LEAST lT'D BE A SIGN OF LIFE, A LONGING FOR SOMETH lNG. 281 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,243 OKAY, GAIL. 282 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,788 I'M GONNA GO OUT AND FIND MYSELF A COED FOR A QU lCKIE. 283 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,873 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CAN WE RESUME OUR MARRIAGE? 284 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,709 TH lS HASN'T BEEN A MARRIAGE IN FOUR YEARS, DEX. 285 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:54,423 [Sighs] IT'S FUNNY HOW lT COINCIDES WITH THE PUBLICATION OF MY LAST NOVEL. 286 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512 SO THAT'S MY GREAT SIN? I'M NOT PROLIFIC ENOUGH. 287 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,973 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD'VE MARRIED HAROLD ROBBINS. 288 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,349 ONE FOR THE ROAD, DEX? 289 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,809 SUBTLE H lNT TO EXIT? 290 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,478 NO. I'M EXITING. 291 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,481 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. YOU ARE, AFTER ALL. 292 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,317 - BECAUSE I STOPPED WRITING? - BECAUSE YOU STOPPED CARING. 293 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,236 GODDAMN lT, GAIL, DON'T RUN OUT ON ME! 294 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,280 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? 295 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,992 YOU DID lT TO YOURSELF. OH, GOD, DEX, 296 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,911 YOU WERE SO GOOD AND GAVE UP ON EVERYTH lNG THAT MATTERED TO YOU, 297 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,329 lNCLUDING ME. 298 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,433 MARRIAGE CAN'T ALWAYS BE AS HOT AS THE HONEYMOON. 299 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,541 THERE'S UPS AND DOWNS. 300 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,228 TWO PEOPLE, WHEN THEY LIVE TOGETHER... 301 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,795 YOU ARE SO SMART... AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST lDEA. 302 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,423 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU? 303 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,569 THE FACT THAT MAKING LOVE BECAME A MATTER OF JUST GOING 304 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,719 THROUGH THE MOTIONS WAS HARD ENOUGH. 305 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,555 BUT I COULD TAKE lT lF YOU HAD ONLY TALKED TO ME. 306 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,434 TALK? I TALK ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. IT'S WHAT I DO. 307 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,061 NO, IT'S lRON lC BANTER. IT'S NOT lNTIMACY. 308 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,522 AFTER A WH lLE, IT'S ABUSE. 309 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,815 I'M SORRY. 310 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,623 I LIED WHEN I SAID, "FOR BETTER OR WORSE." 311 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,546 I'M NOT GONNA STICK AROUND AND WATCH SOMEONE I LOVE WITHER AWAY. 312 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,529 GAIL. 313 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,533 DON'T. 314 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,910 I'VE GOT TO. MISTLETOE. 315 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,912 [Both Chuckle] 316 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,501 SIGN THOSE PAPERS BEFORE YOU GO. 317 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,258 [Sighs] 318 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:29,678 ♪♪♪ 319 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,797 [People Chattering] 320 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,189 AH, A MISTAKE. 321 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,508 IT'S UNCLEAR WHERE THE LIGHT lS COMING FROM. 322 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,791 THERE lS NO SCOPE! 323 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,502 OH, THANK YOU, GRAHAM. EXCUSE ME. 324 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,754 MMM. 325 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,267 WE'VE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE TH lS. 326 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,935 HEY, DEX. 327 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,604 [Chuckles] 328 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,483 QU lT STARING, WILL YOU? I GOT A BASHFUL BLADDER. 329 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,402 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 330 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,797 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST. 331 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,823 NO, NO, NO. JUST YOUR WIFE. SHE KNOW YOU'RE HERE? 332 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,575 [Sighs] SHE'S HERE? 333 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,703 YEAH. 334 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,789 [Urinal Flushing] UH-OH. 335 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,710 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 336 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,272 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL ATTENDING FACULTY FUNCTIONS. 337 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,482 LT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SEE FOLKS I DON'T SEE MUCH ANYMORE. 338 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,424 - ANYONE SPECIAL? - YOU FOUND H lM. 339 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,032 LOOKED WHAT I PICKED UP IN THE JOHN. 340 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,803 YEAH, lSN'T lT AWFUL WHAT YOU CAN GET FROM A TOILET SEAT? 341 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,847 [Laughs] 342 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,076 - DID YOU ENJOY YOUR EGG NOG, DEX? - NOT ENOUGH NOG. 343 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,976 ELAINE, COULD YOU FLAG ME DOWN ONE OF THOSE? 344 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,355 - DON'T ENCOURAGE H lM. - THOUGHT YOU HAD A HOT DATE. 345 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,273 [Gail] DID YOU SIGN THOSE PAPERS? 346 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,609 YOU KNOW I GAVE UP WRITING. 347 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,404 WRITER'S BLOCK CAN GET EXPENSIVE WITH MY LAWYERS, DEX. 348 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,332 IF I COULD HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE. 349 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,033 [Microphone Feeding Back] 350 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,080 DESPITE THE TRAGIC EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON CAMPUS TODAY, 351 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,582 OUR BENEFACTRESS, MRS. MICHAEL FITZWARING, 352 00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,378 lNSISTED THAT WE PROCEED WITH THE DEDICATION AS SCHEDULED. 353 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,807 [Mrs. Fitzwaring] TH lS GALLERY WAS LONG THE DREAM OF MY LATE HUSBAND. 354 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,300 FOUR YEARS AGO WHEN I ARRANGED FOR THE SON... 355 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,053 OF MY HUSBAND'S MURDERER TO COME TO TH lS COLLEGE, 356 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,722 lT SHOCKED MANY PEOPLE. 357 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,701 BUT N lCHOLAS LANG WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SINS OF H lS FATHER. 358 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,393 [Whispering] 359 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,436 AND I BELIEVED THAT HE DESERVED A CHANCE. 360 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:21,982 OVER THESE LAST FOUR YEARS, N lCK PROVED WORTHY OF MY FAITH. 361 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,528 HE TRIUMPHED OVER THE PAST, OR SO lT SEEMED. 362 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:29,240 BUT SOMETIMES THE PAST lS lNEXORABLE. 363 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,742 - I SAW H lS BODY. - WHO? 364 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,619 N lCK LANG, THE STUDENT WHO JUMPED. 365 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,621 [Dex] ERSTWH lLE STUDENT. 366 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,290 PLUMMETED RIGHT PAST MY WINDOW. I HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT. 367 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,834 [Hal] GEEZ, DEX. 368 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,837 [Man] THERE WILL BE A MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR N lCHOLAS. 369 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,465 [Dex] GAIL? 370 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,551 [Screams] 371 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,098 I'M COMING. 372 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,850 HEY. WE'LL... WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. 373 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,935 I'M COMING. JUST LEAVE lT TO ELAINE. 374 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,604 NO, PLEASE, DON'T COMPLICATE lT. 375 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,565 AND DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 376 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,235 GAIL, YOU AND N lCK LANG? 377 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,947 GAIL? 378 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,449 [Engine Starts] 379 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,577 - TALK TO ME. - PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 380 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,253 ♪♪♪ 381 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:28,549 ♪ SCENE OF A CRIME A BODY IN THE BAG ♪ 382 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,178 ♪ ONE GETS TO DIE ♪ 383 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,721 [People Chattering] 384 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,473 ♪ ONE GETS THE FLAG ♪ 385 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,807 ♪ A SLAVE TO DESIRE ♪ 386 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,017 BARTENDER. 387 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,895 ♪ THE PAIN OF REJECTION ♪ 388 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:46,233 ♪ TOO MUCH SEX AND NOT ENOUGH AFFECTION ♪ 389 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,319 ♪ READ lT IN THE PAPER ♪ 390 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,530 ♪ OR WATCH lT ON TV ♪ 391 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,866 ♪ CRY FOR A STRANGER ♪ 392 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:57,036 ♪ BUT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME ♪ 393 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,454 ♪ TRY ANOTHER LINE ♪ 394 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,080 BARTENDER? 395 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,583 ♪ AND STILL NO CONNECTION ♪ 396 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:06,795 ♪ TOO MUCH SEX AND NOT ENOUGH AFFECTION ♪ 397 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,089 BARTENDER! 398 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:13,427 ♪♪♪ 399 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,847 ♪ THAT'S ONE WAY TO GO AIN'T NO... ♪ 400 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,474 THANK YOU. 401 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:23,521 MY PLEASURE. MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 402 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,530 YOU DRINKING TO FORGET? 403 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,032 TO OBLMON. 404 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,827 WHAT SORROW ARE YOU DROWN lNG? 405 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,540 MAYBE I JUST DRINK BECAUSE I LIKE lT. 406 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,918 ALWAYS A SORROW. 407 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,171 LOST HOPE. LOST LOVE. 408 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,342 [Sobbing] 409 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,183 HEY, HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 410 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,607 YEAH . I'M JUST A FEW DRINKS SHORT OF OBLMON. 411 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:12,528 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 412 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,491 HEY, PAL, THE LADY AND I ARE TRYING TO SET A NEW RECORD. 413 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,411 SET lT YOURSELF. THE LADY'S GOING HOME. 414 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,040 MOTHER MISSED YOU TON lGHT. SHE'S A TAD FREAKED OUT. 415 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,919 "FREAKED OUT"? THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 416 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,464 [Groans] 417 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:33,632 [Dex] OH! 418 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,968 JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH! 419 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,056 COME ON, DEAR. WE'RE GOING HOME. 420 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,482 PROFESSOR CORNELL? 421 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,944 UH... MISS... 422 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,239 - FULLER. SYDNEY FULLER. - YEAH. 423 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,577 GOD, lSN'T lT AWFUL ABOUT N lCK LANG? WHAT A SHOCK. 424 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,996 YEAH, JUST ONE OF MANY. 425 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,831 YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S JUST TERRIBLE. 426 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,500 SOMETH lNG I CAN DO FOR YOU? 427 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,377 ♪ TOO MUCH SEX ♪ 428 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:13,589 ♪ AND NOT ENOUGH AFFECTION ♪ 429 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:18,093 ♪♪♪ 430 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,596 WILL YOU HAVE A DRINK WITH ME? 431 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,806 OKAY. 432 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,769 - OH, A MARTIN I. - MM-HMM. 433 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,772 ♪ NOT ENOUGH AFFECTION ♪ 434 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,065 FIRST ONE. 435 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,650 ♪ TOO MUCH ♪ 436 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,736 ♪ AND NOT ENOUGH ♪ 437 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:44,821 ♪♪♪ 438 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,802 OKAY, I GIVE UP. WHERE DID THE FEMALE REINDEER GO? 439 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:06,141 OH, GOD, EDDIE, YOU HAVE H lT ROCK BOTTOM ON THAT ONE, 440 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,477 BUT I STILL LOVE YOU. 441 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,814 [Groans] OKAY. I GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. BYE. 442 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,110 "WHERE DID THE FEMALE REINDEER GO"? 443 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,320 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 444 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,206 OH, MY GOD. AM I WHERE I TH lNK I AM? 445 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,667 FRESHMAN GIRLS' DORM. 446 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,379 DOES TH lS GET WORSE? WHAT HAPPENED? 447 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,672 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 448 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,924 - YOU WERE AMAZING! - OH, NO! 449 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,426 CAN'T HANDLE PRAISE? 450 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,761 [Groans] I CAN'T HANDLE PRISON. 451 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,263 I'M OVER 18. 452 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,724 OH, THE MERE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT MEANS 453 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,642 THAT I BETTER GET DRESSED... 454 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,145 AND HAUL MY ASS OUTTA... 455 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,356 I WAS AMAZING FULLY DRESSED? 456 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,859 GUESS I HAD YOU GOING THERE, HUH? 457 00:28:57,026 --> 00:29:00,237 YEAH. UH, NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 458 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,615 I SEEM TO REMEMBER A LOT OF DRINKS, A LOT OF BARS. 459 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,284 UH, A PASS BEING MADE? 460 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,245 YEAH, I MADE THE PASS. YEAH . INCOMPLETE. 461 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,331 YOU WERE VERY GRACIOUS ABOUT TURN lNG ME DOWN. 462 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,625 YOU SAID I WAS PRETTY, YOU SAID I WAS SMART. 463 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,855 AND THEN YOU SAID SOMETH lNG ABOUT RULES AND ETH lCS, 464 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,337 PROFESSORS AND CO-EDS... 465 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:20,174 AND THEN SOMETH lNG ABOUT ALCOHOL lMPEDING PERFORMANCE. 466 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,508 OOH. 467 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,446 ALL THE WH lLE TRYING TO MAKE A GRACEFUL EXIT. 468 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,720 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T EXIT. 469 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,014 - NO, YOU PASSED OUT. - YEAH. 470 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,558 - DIET SPRITE? - THANK YOU. 471 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,481 TH lS BOYFRIEND OF YOURS, UM... JEALOUS TYPE? 472 00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:37,608 - HUH? - THE PHONE. 473 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,401 NO. THAT'S MY BROTHER EDDIE. 474 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,209 HE CALLED WITH H lS ANNUAL CHRISTMAS JOKE. 475 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,655 HEY, SYD. 476 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,365 [Panting] SYD, WANT TO H lT THE GYM? 477 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,659 BARB, DON'T YOU KNOCK? 478 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,536 [Moans] 479 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,038 GUESS YOU'VE ALREADY EXERCISED. 480 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,832 SORRY, LISTEN, TH lS ROOM lS STRATEGICALLY LOCATED. 481 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,292 RIGHT NEXT TO THE FIRE STAIRS. 482 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,461 SO YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT WHENEVER. 483 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,839 I HAVE lNTRO TO TRIG ACROSS THE QUAD IN FIVE. 484 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,593 - ANYWAY, SO lT WAS FUN, PROFESSOR. - DEX. 485 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,179 DEX. 486 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,932 OKAY, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS THEN, DEX. 487 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:12,893 BARB. 488 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,603 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! 489 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,647 [Chattering] 490 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,692 I'M TRAPPED IN A GIRLS' DORMITORY WITH CREATURES CALLED BARB. 491 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:32,704 [Touch Tone Dialing] 492 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:38,877 [Ringing] 493 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:42,130 [Clicks] GAIL? 494 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:47,469 - H I, DEX. - H I. 495 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:51,431 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M OKAY. 496 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,393 [Sniffles] ELAINE GAVE ME SOME PILLS. 497 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,228 UH-HUH. 498 00:30:56,396 --> 00:31:02,067 UH... LOOK, GAIL, I'M A LITTLE OFF-BALANCE RIGHT NOW, BUT... 499 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,236 [Clears Throat] I AM SORRY. 500 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,614 DEX, I'M SO SORRY FOR THE WAY YOU FOUND OUT. 501 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:12,077 THERE WAS NOTH lNG VINDICTIVE IN lT. I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY. 502 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,622 I GUESS I WAS JUST A LITTLE EMBARRASSED. 503 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,919 - HE WAS SO YOUNG. - YEAH. 504 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,590 I DIDN'T FIND OUT 'TIL LATER THAT HE WAS ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS. 505 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,010 SOME SHRINK WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH TH lS ONE, HUH? 506 00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:30,262 [Laughing] 507 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,016 HE REMINDED ME SO MUCH OF YOU AT THAT AGE, REMEMBER? 508 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:40,272 WHAT, YOU MEAN THE LITTLE PLACE WE USED TO HAVE OFF CAMPUS? 509 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,565 YEAH. 510 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,735 I TRIED TO WRITE, AND YOU TRIED TO MAKE SPAM TASTE EVEN MORE DELICIOUS. 511 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,821 [Sniffles] YOU DID WRITE. 512 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,783 YOU WERE FULL OF PASSION AND PURPOSE. 513 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:56,038 - WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE N lCK LANG? - THAT WASN'T LOVE, DEX. 514 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,750 YEAH. 515 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,211 HE JUST MADE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T FELT IN SUCH A LONG TIME. 516 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,760 DEX, THERE WAS NO REASON... 517 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,639 LOOK, GAIL. GAIL. I'M COMING OVER THERE, GAIL. 518 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:17,434 THAT'S NOT A GOOD lDEA, DEX. LISTEN. 519 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,439 UH ...COME BY TON lGHT. 520 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,192 I'LL GO OUT FOR A BIT. IT'LL BE EASIER. 521 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,779 YOU'VE GOT TO SIGN THOSE PAPERS. 522 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:33,784 AND YOU LEFT YOUR BRIEFCASE HERE. 523 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,917 [Sniffles] I'LL LEAVE lT BY THE TREE, OKAY? 524 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:45,253 I DON'T TH lNK YOU SHOULD BE ALONE RIGHT NOW, GAIL. 525 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:51,051 PLEASE... PLEASE DON'T COME OVER. 526 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,975 I LOVE YOU. 527 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,153 I KNOW, DEX. 528 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,074 [Sniffling] I KNOW. 529 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,581 [Receiver Clicks Onto Cradle] 530 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:33,051 [Sniffling] 531 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,566 [Groans] 532 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,821 [Slurping] 533 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:06,501 [Groans] 534 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:21,141 TH lS lS NO HANGOVER. 535 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,226 [Grunts] 536 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,227 [Phone Rings] 537 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,729 ["Hark the Herald Angels Sing"] 538 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,981 [Nurse] YES, DOCTOR. 539 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,691 [Slams] 540 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,986 DEX! SIR, MAY I HELP YOU? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 541 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,583 [Beeps] 542 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:57,253 ♪♪♪ 543 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,184 - WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? - WE JUST GOT TH lS BACK. 544 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,477 OH, GREAT. LET ME SEE. 545 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,771 TAKE A LOOK AT TH lS. TH lS lS VERY STRANGE. 546 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,357 IT'S RADIUM CHLORIDE. 547 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,693 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE ABOUT TH lS? 548 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,779 YES, POSITIVE. 549 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,615 TOXICOLOGY RAN THROUGH THESE TWICE AND CONFIRMED THE RESULTS. 550 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,417 AH! 551 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,711 [Sighs] 552 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,046 [Exhales] 553 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,506 SORRY YOU HAD TO WAIT SO LONG. 554 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,884 I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER. WHAT'S UP, DOC? 555 00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:40,220 SIT DOWN, DEX, PLEASE. 556 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:42,848 - WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S A SAMPLE. 557 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:44,975 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME DRINK THAT, ARE YOU? 558 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,352 NO, DEX. YOU ALREADY DID. 559 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,439 - WE, UH, RAN THE TEST TWICE. - WELL, WHAT lS THAT? 560 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,485 IT'S A TOXIC LUMINOUS SOLUTION, AND IT'S IN YOUR SYSTEM. 561 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,904 WHAT, FROM EATING TOO MUCH TUNA FISH? 562 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,531 IT'S POISON, DEX. 563 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,491 OH, BULLSH lT, ELAINE. 564 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,499 I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, AND I FEEL LIKE SH lT. 565 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,245 I COME OVER HERE TO SEE MY DOCTOR AND... 566 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,663 DEX. 567 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,874 IT'S BEEN IN YOUR BODY FOR AT LEAST 12 HOURS. 568 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,876 WE FOUND TOXIC TRACES. 569 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,794 OUR CH lEF RESIDENT REVIEWED THE RESULTS. 570 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,171 WELL, HOW DID lT GET IN THERE? 571 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,400 THE ALCOHOL CONTENT IN YOUR BODY SUGGESTS YOU GOT lT. 572 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,841 IN SOME LIQUOR. 573 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,801 [Clears Throat] 574 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,209 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 575 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,698 ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A STOMACH PUMP OR SOMETH lNG? 576 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,889 WHAT? 577 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,016 WELL, YOU GOT AN ANTIDOTE FOR lT? 578 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,060 TH lS WILL HELP YOU. 579 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:32,939 THANK GOD I CAME TO SEE YOU, ELAINE. I THOUGHT I HAD THE FLU. 580 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,028 [Groans] THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE... 581 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,488 ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE FROM TH lS, lS THERE? 582 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,367 I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME SODIUM AMYTAL... 583 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,661 - YEAH? - TO HELP RELAX YOU. 584 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:54,085 DEX, TH lS POISON HAS BEEN ABSORBED lNTO YOUR SYSTEM. 585 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:59,341 EVEN lF THERE WERE AN ANTIDOTE, IT'S TOO LATE FOR lT. 586 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,594 "TOO LATE" MEAN lNG WHAT? 587 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,767 THERE'S NOTH lNG WE CAN DO. 588 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,271 [Exhales] 589 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,984 HOW LONG? 590 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,570 LT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH WAS lNGESTED, 591 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,007 THE SYSTEMIC CONDITIONS OF THE lNDMDUAL... 592 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:24,282 [Shouts] HOW LONG? 593 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,412 TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. NO MORE THAN 48. 594 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,249 IT'S A MISTAKE. IT'S A FUCKING STUPID MISTAKE. 595 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,002 - I WISH lT WERE. - I NEED A DRINK. 596 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,590 OF COURSE, I'VE ARRANGED A ROOM FOR YOU HERE. 597 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,717 YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE. 598 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,929 I GUESS THE POLICE SHOULD BE NOTIFIED. 599 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:56,099 ♪♪♪ 600 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,001 [Car Horn Honks] 601 00:38:58,377 --> 00:39:00,378 [Brakes Screech] 602 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:10,340 ♪♪♪ 603 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,168 [Grunts, Groans] 604 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,961 SH lT. COME ON. 605 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,589 COME ON! 606 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,052 [Grunts] GAIL! 607 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,221 GAIL. 608 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,350 GAIL! 609 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:02,399 GAIL! GAIL! 610 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,151 GAIL! 611 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,197 [Grunts] 612 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,535 GAIL! 613 00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:40,311 LOOK, I GAVE H lM A SEDATIVE. THAT'S WHY HE PASSED OUT. 614 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:41,604 I SEE. 615 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:44,274 - WE'LL CALL YOU lF WE NEED YOU. - THANKS A LOT. 616 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,527 [Dispatcher Talking Over Police Radio] 617 00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:51,281 FOUND TH lS IN YOUR WIFE'S HAND. 618 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,453 WE'RE GUESSING THE REST OF IT'S TH lS PILE OF ASH HERE. 619 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,581 A LITTLE TOO HOT TO BE ROASTING CHESTNUTS. 620 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:02,709 HERE. 621 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,092 COME ON, CORNELL. 622 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:14,262 YOU AND THE WIFE HAD A TIFF ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND YESTERDAY. RIGHT? 623 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,229 YOU FOUND SOME LOVE LETTERS, TRIED TO BURN 'EM. 624 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,517 - WRONG. - SHE TRIED TO STOP YOU. 625 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:20,852 ONLY SAVED TH lS MUCH. 626 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,270 - WRONG. - TH lNGS ESCALATED. 627 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,563 GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 628 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:26,316 NOTH lNG GOT OUT OF HAND. JUST DECKING THE HALLS, HUH? 629 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,194 I TOLD YOU WHY I CAME HERE... TO TALK TO MY WIFE. 630 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,779 YEAH? TELL HER WHAT? 631 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,990 [Sighs] THAT I'D BEEN A BASTARD. 632 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:38,161 - TELL HER, OR SHOW HER? - TO APOLOGIZE TO HER. 633 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,331 [Dispatcher On Police Radio] 634 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,750 AND TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 635 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:47,086 YOU GAVE HER A HELL OF A SEND-OFF. 636 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,840 LS THAT THE BEST YOUR PROSAIC, PETTY LITTLE MIND CAN COME UP WITH? 637 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,468 IT'S A PROSAIC, PETTY LITTLE WORLD, CORNELL. 638 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,364 YEAH, WELL, lF I'D WANTED TO LOP OFF ONE CORNER OF A JEALOUS TRIANGLE, 639 00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,181 lT WOULD HAVE BEEN N lCK LANG, NOT GAIL. 640 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:02,101 - GOOD. THAT WAS THE NEXT QUESTION. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 641 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:04,437 TO QUESTION YOUR WIFE ABOUT LANG'S DEATH. 642 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,356 HEARD lT CAME AS A SHOCK TO HER. 643 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,233 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 644 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,444 N lCK LANG DIDN'T JUMP OFF ANY ROOF. HE WAS PUSHED. 645 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,363 A LOT OF SCUFF MARKS ON THE ROOF. 646 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,074 N lCKY WAS DRAGGING H lS HEELS ABOUT GOING OVER. 647 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,202 PLUS H lS APARTMENT GOT BROKEN lNTO SOMETIME YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. 648 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,970 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTH lNG? 649 00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:22,330 NOT SURE. 650 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:26,251 NOTH lNG SEEMED STOLEN. MAYBE SOMEONE WAS LOOKIN' FOR H lM. 651 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,127 MAYBE SOMEONE FOUND H lM. 652 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,088 [Hal] DEX WAS IN THE OFFICE WHEN lT HAPPENED. 653 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,382 DID YOU, UH, SEE H lM THERE? 654 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,551 LOOK, TH lS lS BULLSH lT. 655 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,219 COME ON! 656 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,114 AT THE TIME OF N lCK'S DEATH, DEX DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. 657 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,181 THEY WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 658 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:44,686 - SO HE TELLS YOU. - IT'S TRUE. 659 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,836 STOPPED BY FOR A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER YESTERDAY, DIDN'T YOU? 660 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,191 WHAT lF I DID? 661 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:54,028 JEALOUS HUSBAND PUSHES N lCKY OFF THE ROOF. 662 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:57,073 SO ANGRY WIFE SERVES H lM A CHRISTMAS MICKEY. 663 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,001 NEXT MORN lNG, HE WAKES UP WITH A TUMMY ACHE, 664 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:02,120 SO HE GETS A LITTLE CHECKUP AND FINDS OUT HE WAS MURDERED. 665 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:06,666 SO HE DROPS BY FOR ONE LAST BANG-UP MARITAL SPAT. 666 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,334 [Camera Shutter Clicks] 667 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:09,752 MURDERED? 668 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,297 THEMATICALLY, A LITTLE DATED, 669 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:14,632 BUT THE PROSE STYLE HOLDS UP. 670 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,468 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDERED? THAT STUFF YOU SWALLOWED. 671 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:19,637 THAT'S NOT TOO EASY TO COME BY. 672 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:21,973 SOMEBODY TOOK A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET HOLD OF THAT. 673 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,308 IT'S TRUE, DEX. 674 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,560 YOU RAN OUT BEFORE WE HAD A CHANCE TO DISCUSS TH lS. 675 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,706 [Ulmer] OF COURSE, THERE'S A VARIATION ON THE THEME. 676 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,499 MAYBE LANG POISONED YOU... YOU PUSHED H lM, 677 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:30,940 THEN KILLED YOUR WIFE. 678 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,545 [Brockton] OR lT COULD GO THE OTHER WAY: THEY WANTED TO KILL YOU; 679 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,154 YOU WANTED TO KILL THEM; EVERYBODY WINS. 680 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,780 [Ulmer] OR EVERYBODY LOSES. 681 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,074 [Coughs] I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHO KILLED MY WIFE. 682 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,076 OH, RIGHT, THE lNVISIBLE MAN. 683 00:43:42,244 --> 00:43:45,246 JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE H lM DOESN'T MEAN HE WASN'T HERE, lDIOT. 684 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:48,166 - CAREFUL, CORNELL. YOU'RE UPSET. - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M UPSET. 685 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,794 I FIND OUT I'M A MURDER VICTIM AND A SUSPECT ALL IN ONE GODDAMNED DAY. 686 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,607 LOOK, HE'S SICK. HE SHOULD BE IN A HOSPITAL. 687 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,883 FIRST, WE READ H lM H lS RIGHTS. CORNELL'S UNDER ARREST. 688 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,510 [Elaine] TH lS WILL EASE THE PAIN, DEX. 689 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,114 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... 690 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,222 CAREFUL! GET BACK! GET BACK! 691 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,016 [Hal] EASY, DEX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 692 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,101 JESUS! LOOK. YOU'RE GETTING OFF TO A FINE START. 693 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,069 [Brockton] FIRST, YOU'RE RESISTING ARREST. NOW YOU'RE TAKING A HOSTAGE. 694 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,565 SORRY, DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND TRIAL. 695 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,442 YOU'RE GETTING IN DEEPER. JUST HOLD lT. 696 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:15,943 STAY OUT! 697 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,297 TH lNK lT OVER, CORNELL. JUST COME ON OUT HERE. 698 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,988 [Elaine] DON'T COME IN HERE! 699 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,949 YOU'RE DIGGING YOURSELF A GRAVE. 700 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,117 THANKS. 701 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,495 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, BACK OFF! 702 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:28,623 ♪ WITH A REBEL YELL ♪ 703 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,083 ♪ SHE CRIED MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ 704 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,710 ♪ WHOA IN THE MIDN lGHT HOUR, BABE ♪ 705 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:35,755 ♪ MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ 706 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,216 ♪ WITH A REBEL YELL ♪ 707 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:42,303 ♪ MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ 708 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:48,976 ♪ HE LIVES IN H lS OWN HEAVEN ♪ 709 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:54,482 ♪ HE LIKES lT TO GO FROM 7-11 ♪ 710 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:59,487 ♪ WELL, HE'S OUT ALL N lGHT TO COLLECT A BET ♪ 711 00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:05,034 ♪ JUST AS LONG JUST AS LONG AS lT DON'T MESS UP H lS HEAD ♪ 712 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,917 [Muffled Scream] 713 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,461 [Muffled Shouting] DON'T SCREAM! 714 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,715 [Grunts] 715 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,426 GOD, YOU SCARED ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 716 00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:24,554 I NEEDED TO SEE YOU. YEAH? 717 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,849 OKAY, OKAY. ONE MINUTE. ONE SEC HERE. 718 00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:30,059 [Music Stops] 719 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,561 OKAY. 720 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,481 OH, YEAH . IT'S KIND OF STUPID, lSN'T lT? FREUDIAN SLIP. 721 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:38,317 GET lT? IT'S FOR THE CARN lVAL TON lGHT. 722 00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,570 I THOUGHT lT WAS EITHER TH lS OR PAVLOV'S DOG, 723 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,090 THEN I THOUGHT, "HOW CAN I GO AS A DOG?" 724 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:44,532 - WHY DID YOU MURDER ME, HUH? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 725 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,534 YOU TOLD ME SYDNEY WITH A "Y," HUH? 726 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,619 YOU SIT IN MY CLASS ANONYMOUSLY FOR MONTHS. 727 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:49,912 [Shrieks] 728 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,289 NOT A PEEP. 729 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,934 THEN SUDDENLY, YOU JUST ANNOUNCE YOURSELF AS MY BIGGEST FAN, 730 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,710 YOU ASK ME FOR AN AUTOGRAPH, YOU FOLLOW ME TO A BAR. 731 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,170 I WENT WITH A FRIEND. 732 00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:58,504 OH, YEAH? YOU HAD A PLAN! 733 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,032 - I WOULDN'T CALL lT A PLAN. - THEN WHAT WOULD YOU CALL lT? 734 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,384 - UM, A... A CRUSH. - WHAT? 735 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,635 UH-HUH. 736 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:05,928 [Shrieks] 737 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,490 YESTERDAY, YOU POP UP ALL OVER MY LIFE. 738 00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:09,807 - TODAY, I HAVE NO LIFE! - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 739 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:12,101 STOP lT. JUST PLEASE STOP lT. PLEASE! 740 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,811 [Groaning] 741 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:17,774 [Coughs, Groaning] 742 00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:25,198 [Groaning] 743 00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:47,261 OKAY, OKAY, I WASN'T TH lNKING TOO CLEARLY. 744 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:51,098 [Gulps Drink] AND A FEW HOURS AGO, MY... WIFE, 745 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,643 SHE WAS MURDERED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES. 746 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,646 SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FORGIVE ME, 747 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,649 BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN POISONED BEFORE. 748 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,820 DON'T WORRY. I DON'T TH lNK YOU DID lT. 749 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,864 BUT YOU ARE MY LINK TO LAST N lGHT. 750 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:10,159 SO WE'RE GOING TO RETRACE OUR STEPS... WHERE WE SAT, WHO WE... 751 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:12,537 "WE"? NO. WAIT A MINUTE. 752 00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:14,432 NO, NO. I CAN'T WAIT A MINUTE. I NEED YOUR HELP. 753 00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:16,776 NO, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I CAN'T HELP MY MOTHER FOLD CLOTHES. 754 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,959 YOU NEED THE POLICE. 755 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,271 I'VE ALREADY HAD THE POLICE. THEY TH lNK I KILLED MY STUDENT. 756 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:22,046 THEY TH lNK I MURDERED MY WIFE. 757 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,590 WELL... WELL, THAT'S JUST SILLY, lSN'T lT? 758 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,592 THAT... 759 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:31,055 I'M JUST GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND I'M GOING TO VOUCH FOR YOU. 760 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:34,225 OKAY? 761 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,020 UH, H I. UH, lS TH lS THE POLICE? 762 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,939 COULD I... HAVE lNFORMATION ABOUT... 763 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,733 NO COPS. 764 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,652 - LET GO OF MY ARM. - I CAN'T. 765 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,488 - LET GO! OW! - I CAN'T. 766 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,700 BONDS IN SECONDS. 767 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,160 [Drums Beating] [People Chanting] 768 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,681 [Sydney] TH lS lS KIDNAPPING, YOU KNOW. 769 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:56,099 YEAH, lF I'M LUCKY, THEY'LL GIVE ME LIFE. 770 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,124 REMEMBER TH lS PLACE? NO, I DON'T. 771 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,918 LET GO OF MY ARM, OR I'M GOING TO SCREAM! 772 00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:04,505 LOOK, lF I LET GO OF YOUR ARM, YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO SCREAM. 773 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:07,049 [Drums Continue] [Shouting, Hooting] 774 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:08,968 ONE, TWO! 775 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:17,136 ♪♪♪ 776 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,403 [Crowd Cheering] 777 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,691 [Sydney] I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE CARN lVAL TON lGHT. 778 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,780 YEAH, WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT DYING'S KIND OF FUCKED UP 779 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,409 MY SOCIAL CALENDAR TOO. 780 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,536 AIN'T lT A BITCH? 781 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:39,582 I'M REALLY SORRY. I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE. 782 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,209 BUT I JUST CAN'T HANDLE TH lS. 783 00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:45,338 I'M SCARED. I'M CONFUSED. 784 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,924 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 785 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,009 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 786 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,929 AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 787 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:57,600 [Women Singing "The 12 Days of Christmas"] 788 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,894 [Sighs] 789 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,358 ALL RIGHT. LOOK. WE'LL GO TO A MEN'S ROOM. 790 00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,527 I'LL PUT YOU IN A STALL AND I'LL STAND GUARD OUTSIDE THE DOOR. 791 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,947 NO, THERE lS NO WAY I AM WALKING PAST TEN DRUNKS. 792 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,323 WITH THEIR FLIES OPEN. 793 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,324 I'M JUST NOT GOING TO DO lT. 794 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,492 HEY, FREUD, BABY. 795 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,058 YOU CAN GET ME ON YOUR COUCH ANY DAY. 796 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:17,954 [Laughing] 797 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,474 AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M SITTING ON THOSE SEATS, 798 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,767 'CAUSE I SEE THE MEN WHO USE 'EM. 799 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:21,832 I'M NOT DOING lT. 800 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,400 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 801 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:24,896 IT'S NOT ENOUGH I'M WANTED FOR MURDER. 802 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,546 I'M GOING TO GET HAULED IN AS A PERVERT. 803 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:34,428 ♪♪♪ 804 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:36,389 I CAN'T GO. 805 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:38,474 COULD YOU TALK OR SOMETH lNG, MAKE SOME NOISE? 806 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:40,309 JUST KEEP TALKING? 807 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:42,121 YOU WANNA HEAR SOME SNAPPY PATTER ABOUT DEATH, 808 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:44,689 NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU TO SLOW DOWN? 809 00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:47,316 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW lF THERE lS LIFE AFTER DEATH, 810 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,318 [Urinating] 811 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,196 BUT I'M DEFIN lTELY TAKING A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR JUST IN CASE. 812 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,156 SYD, I'M NO GOOD AT TH lS. 813 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:58,661 I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT MY OWN EXTINCTION. 814 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,415 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 815 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:03,874 I MEAN, I ALWAYS THOUGHT... 816 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:06,377 DEATH WAS SOMETH lNG THAT HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE... 817 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:10,006 OLDER PEOPLE, UNLUCKY PEOPLE. 818 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:14,844 NOT ME, NOT GAIL. 819 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,141 I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW MY NUMBER WAS GOING TO COME UP, BUT NOT NOW. 820 00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:25,062 DAMN lT! WHY? 821 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:30,651 - YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES? - NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY ENEMIES. 822 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:38,367 [Pounding] 823 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:41,704 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I WANNA SEE GRAHAM! 824 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,122 HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU. 825 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,249 I'LL BET! 826 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:48,044 DEX? 827 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,254 SURPRISED TO SEE ME UP AND ABOUT? 828 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,881 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU WANT? 829 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,216 THOUGHT I'D BE SAFELY SLID AWAY IN SOME MORGUE LOCKER, 830 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,926 TAG ON MY TOE. 831 00:50:56,094 --> 00:50:57,386 JUST CALM DOWN, DEX... 832 00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,430 [Girl] DADDY! 833 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:01,432 I DIDN'T DO THAT! OWW! 834 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,369 YOU WERE MUCH MORE lMPRESSIVE TH lS AFTERNOON. 835 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,727 AGAINST A DEFENSELESS WOMAN. 836 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:05,978 TH lS AFTERNOON? 837 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,229 L... l KNOW WHERE YOU WERE! 838 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,857 OF COURSE YOU DO. THE MILTON TUTORIAL. 839 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,108 [Grunting] 840 00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:13,652 JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FRIDAY FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS! 841 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:16,739 [Sydney Gasps] lS TODAY FRIDAY? 842 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:28,793 SO, WHO WE GONNA PUNCH A CONFESSION OUT OF NOW, DEX? 843 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,296 - GOT ANY BETTER lDEAS? - YEAH, LOGIC. 844 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,548 THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON FOR ALL TH lS. 845 00:51:34,716 --> 00:51:38,427 YEAH, MY MARK TWAIN LECTURE DROVE SOME STUDENT lNTO A HOMICIDAL RAGE. 846 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:42,306 SYD, GUYS LIKE ME, WE GET KILLED BY MUGGERS, RUN OVER BY CARS, 847 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:45,267 MAYBE, BUT NOBODY PLOTS TO KILL AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR. 848 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:48,104 WE JUST DON'T lNSPIRE THAT KIND OF PASSION. 849 00:51:48,855 --> 00:51:50,815 THE KILLING DIDN'T START WITH YOU. 850 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,109 - N lCK LANG. - RIGHT. 851 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,236 SO, WHO WOULD WANT H lM DEAD? 852 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,826 HEY. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES COPS GO TO THE FUNERALS OF MURDER VICTIMS. 853 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,702 WHAT? W-W-WAIT. 854 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:06,015 WE'RE GOING TO THE FUNERAL, AND YOU TH lNK THE KILLER'S. 855 00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:07,206 GONNA BE THERE? 856 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,333 YEAH . GET IN. 857 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,461 THERE'S A HELL OF A STRANGE STORY BEH lND THAT KID. 858 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:20,921 ♪♪♪ 859 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:27,518 [Dexter] SO, TH lS TH lEF BREAKS lNTO THE FITZWARING HOUSE. 860 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:28,936 THE OLD MAN WAKES UP. 861 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,939 HE'S UPSTAIRS, COMES DOWN, HE SURPRISES THE GUY. 862 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,816 TH lEF SHOOTS THE OLD MAN, RIGHT? 863 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,318 THE CHAUFFEUR HEARS ALL TH lS, HE COMES RUNN lNG IN, 864 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,488 HE GRABS THE GUN AND THERE'S A STRUGGLE. 865 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:43,826 I CAN'T GO IN THERE LIKE TH lS. WHAT? 866 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:49,999 OH . HERE. 867 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:57,298 LIKE TH lS. HERE. 868 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:59,225 - SO, SO, WAIT... THERE'S A STRUGGLE? - YEAH. 869 00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:02,845 FOR THE GUN . THE GUN GOES OFF. LT KILLS THE BURGLAR. 870 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,181 THE BURGLAR lS N lCK'S FATHER? YEAH. 871 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,808 NOW, THE WIDOW, MRS. FITZWARING, 872 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,102 SHE MAKES A SPECIAL PET CHARITY CASE OUT OF N lCK. 873 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:12,813 - SHE PUT H lM THROUGH COLLEGE. - I NEVER HEARD TH lS. 874 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,525 IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETH lNG YOU WANT UNDER YOUR YEARBOOK PICTURE. 875 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,945 SO YOU TH lNK ALL TH lS HAS TO DO WITH N lCK, DON'T YOU? 876 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:23,282 HAL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY? 877 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:26,202 - MEET SYD. - H I. 878 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:27,995 WE'RE lNSEPARABLE. 879 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,016 THOSE TWO COPS ARE LOOKING ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR YOU. 880 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,332 TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLE-DUMBER? 881 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:32,852 YEAH . THEY EVEN NOTIFIED CAMPUS SECURITY. 882 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,251 YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, MAN. 883 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:37,213 [Dexter] I GOTTA PAY MY RESPECTS. YOU FIND SOMETH lNG OUT? 884 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,423 YEAH, I'M NOT GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER. 885 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,758 NOTH lNG I CAN DO. 886 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:42,718 HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE? 887 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,846 YOU GOT A 5 ON YA? WILL YOU PAY H lM FOR ME, PLEASE? 888 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,127 [Man] A FATHER WHOSE ONLY LEGACY... 889 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:53,729 WAS THE STIGMA OF H lS TERRIBLE CRIME. 890 00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:57,441 ONE WOULD LIKE TO TH lNK THAT N lCK NOT ONLY FOUND H lMSELF... 891 00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:59,401 HERE AT THE SCHOOL, 892 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:02,738 BUT ALSO THAT HE'D FOUND A HOME HERE. 893 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:08,369 AND JUDGING BY THE TURNOUT TON lGHT, I'D SAY HE HAD. 894 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:13,082 LT WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE N lCK IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 895 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:18,921 PERHAPS ONLY THE BARD CAN EXPLAIN N lCK'S UNEXPLAINABLE CHOICE. 896 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:23,425 "TO SUE TO LIVE, I FIND I SEEK TO DIE. 897 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:27,513 "AND SEEKING DEATH, FIND LIFE. 898 00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:30,266 LET lT COME ON ." 899 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,854 MISS FITZWARING, I KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 900 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,902 N lCK WOULD'VE LOVED... 901 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,654 [Whispers] THAT'S THE GIRL IN THE BAR. 902 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:46,573 [Whispers] THAT'S COOKIE FITZWARING. SHE'S IN MY ART CLASS. 903 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:48,200 [Weeping] MY DEAR, MAY I... 904 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:50,577 YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLAY, PROFESSOR. 905 00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:53,539 YOU SHOULD'VE QUOTED FROM ROMEO AND JULIET. 906 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:56,083 N lCK AND I, WE WERE... 907 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:10,299 ♪♪♪ 908 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,780 OH! SH lT. 909 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,204 [Dexter] I KNOW THAT GUY. 910 00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:36,498 HE WAS IN THE BAR LAST N lGHT. 911 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,181 [Man] YOUR MOTHER'S WAITING. 912 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,349 [Woman] SO LET HER WAIT. 913 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,994 [Man] YOU FUCKED TH lNGS UP ROYALLY TON lGHT. 914 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,478 DON'T I ALWAYS? 915 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:06,737 STILL A FEW DRINKS SHORT OF OBLMON? 916 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,199 HOW'S THAT NASTY BURN YOU GOT ON YOUR HAND, PAL? 917 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,742 JESUS, BERNARD! 918 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:15,037 YOUR MOTHER WASN'T TOO THRILLED ABOUT YOU AND N lCK, WAS SHE? 919 00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,916 I DON'T TH lNK... I WOULDN'T BRAG ABOUT THAT. 920 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:22,419 - I LOVED N lCK, AND HE LOVED ME. - YOU AND A FEW OTHERS. 921 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:25,964 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT H lM? - I KNOW HE WAS MURDERED. 922 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,717 WE DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE lNFERRING. 923 00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:30,594 BERNARD, I TH lNK YOU MEAN "lMPLY." 924 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:33,180 WHEN I SAY SOMETH lNG, THAT'S lMPLYING. 925 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,391 HOW YOU TAKE lT, THAT'S lNFERRING. 926 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:37,684 OKAY. THEN lNFER TH lS. 927 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:42,564 [Groaning, Coughing] 928 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,400 [Bernard] COOKIE! 929 00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,777 HEY! COME HERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 930 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:51,740 [Panting, Sydney Grunting] 931 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:03,168 [Dexter] OH, GOD. BACK OF THE STAGE. 932 00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:04,962 EVERYBODY'S GONE. 933 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,673 [Footsteps] 934 00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:26,066 [Pressurized Air Hissing] 935 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:38,120 [Loud Clank] 936 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,421 [Footsteps Continue] 937 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:51,008 [Hissing] 938 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,806 [Nail Gun Firing] 939 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,476 [Sydney Screams] 940 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:12,863 [Groans] AAAAH! 941 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:18,702 [Nail Gun Cocks, Fires] 942 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:21,997 AAAAAH! 943 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,668 WAIT! COME ON! 944 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:35,135 [Sydney Screaming] 945 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:38,597 IT'S CAUGHT! 946 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:46,647 [Flesh Ripping] 947 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:48,440 [Sydney Screaming] 948 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,943 OHHH! 949 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:12,839 [Nail Gun Firing] 950 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:20,097 [Continues Firing] 951 00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:32,609 SYD! SYDNEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 952 00:59:32,777 --> 00:59:34,987 WHERE DO YOU TH lNK? TO THE POLICE! 953 00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:37,739 SH lT. WAIT, SYDNEY! 954 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:39,575 GIVE ME A CHANCE! 955 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:41,827 [Grunting] 956 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,830 YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET OFF ON TH lS RAMBO SH lT. 957 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:47,833 [Siren Wailing] 958 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,922 [Siren Continues, Louder] 959 00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:56,925 I WANTED TO SPEND THE N lGHT WITH YOU, NOT ETERN lTY. 960 00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,928 [Siren Continues] 961 01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:03,265 - HEY! POLICE! - SYD! NO POLICE! 962 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,850 HEY! 963 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,727 [Panting] WAIT! WAIT. WAIT. 964 01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:07,894 OWW! 965 01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:09,331 OH, GOD, LOOK AT YOUR ARM. I'M SORRY. 966 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:10,981 DROP DEAD. 967 01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:29,333 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT. I'M SORRY. 968 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:39,384 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO NOW? 969 01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:45,891 FIND MRS. FITZWARING AND THAT LUNATIC DAUGHTER OF HERS. 970 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:49,061 AND WHAT lF THE CHAUFFEUR WITH THE NAIL GUN lS WAITING FOR YOU? 971 01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:53,148 WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE, HUH? 972 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:57,069 I'VE ALREADY SCREWED UP MY LIFE BY GMNG UP. 973 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:02,532 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 974 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:06,953 I JUST QU lT. 975 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:11,416 I WAS A SUCCESS, AND I WAS AFRAID OF FAILING AND I... 976 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:15,337 SO I JUST QU lT. 977 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:20,258 I WANT TO HELP YOU, DEX. 978 01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:24,096 YOU ALREADY HAVE. I FEEL REALLY BAD. 979 01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:25,931 I DRAGGED YOU TOO DEEP lNTO TH lS. 980 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,683 NO, NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 981 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:30,686 YOU GLUED YOURSELF TO ME, YOU DRAGGED ME lNTO. 982 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:34,606 THE STREET HALF NAKED, YOU ALMOST GOT ME SHOT. 983 01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:40,028 I MEAN, MOST GIRLS WAIT A LIFETIME FOR A DATE LIKE TH lS. 984 01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:42,614 [Both Giggling] 985 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,709 I GOTTA GO. 986 01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:56,962 IT'S GETTIN' LATE. 987 01:01:59,173 --> 01:02:02,342 I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN, AM I? 988 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:14,479 ♪♪♪ 989 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:17,023 CAB! 990 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,448 - TAKE HER TO THE MED CENTER. - YOU NEED YOUR JACKET. 991 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:41,958 ♪♪♪ 992 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,442 [Bernard] NOW, DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTH lNG. 993 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,319 [Mrs. Fitzwaring] DON'T WORRY? 994 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:04,404 THAT MAN TOLD YOU THAT N lCK WAS MURDERED. 995 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,865 I DIDN'T LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG, DID I? 996 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:09,493 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 997 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,454 YOU. 998 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,998 PROFESSOR CORNELL, lSN'T lT? 999 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:18,418 LT WAS YOUR WIFE WHO FELL APART AT THE ART GALLERY YESTERDAY EVEN lNG. 1000 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:22,255 AND lT WAS YOUR COOKIE WHO CRUMBLED AT THE MEMORIAL SERVICE. 1001 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,842 SEEMS THEY BOTH HAD A BAD CASE OF YOUNG MR. LANG. 1002 01:03:26,010 --> 01:03:27,677 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT N lCK? 1003 01:03:27,845 --> 01:03:29,387 WHAT DO YOU TH lNK I KNOW? 1004 01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,349 [Car Approaching] [Horse Whinnies] 1005 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:36,353 COOKIE. 1006 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:41,691 I HOPE IT'S JUST YOU THAT'S LOADED. 1007 01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:43,151 COOKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1008 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:46,321 - WHAT DID YOU DO, MOTHER? - WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU TOLD HER? 1009 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,991 ENOUGH ...AND lT ALL MAKES SENSE TOO. 1010 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:52,702 SHE FORCED N lCK TO STOP SEEING ME. 1011 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,270 SO N lCK WAS WORTHY OF YOUR CHARITY, 1012 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,498 BUT HE WASN'T WORTHY OF YOUR DAUGHTER, lS THAT lT? 1013 01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,335 THE FACT lS, SHE CONSIDERED N lCK TOO GOOD FOR ME. 1014 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,212 YOU'RE SO WRONG. 1015 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:06,007 NO, I SAW THE WAY THAT YOU USED TO LOOK AT H lM. 1016 01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:08,635 YOUR LITTLE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. 1017 01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:12,764 YOU COULDN'T STAND ANYONE ELSE TAKING AN lNTEREST IN H lM. 1018 01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:15,308 YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS OF US. 1019 01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:16,643 [Mrs. Fitzwaring] COOKIE, NO. 1020 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,331 SHE NEARLY FLEW lNTO A RAGE WHEN SHE FOUND OUT WE'D SLEPT TOGETHER. 1021 01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:22,065 COOKIE! STOP TH lS. 1022 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,819 - SEE WHAT I MEAN? - PLEASE. 1023 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:28,154 I WOULDN'T DO ANYTH lNG JUST TO HURT YOU. 1024 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:30,282 BUT YOU DID HURT ME. 1025 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:32,367 WHY COULDN'T HE SEE ME? 1026 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,996 WHATEVER I DID, COOKIE, I DID FOR YOU AND N lCK. 1027 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:41,501 BELIEVE ME, HE COULD NEVER LOVE YOU, NOT THE WAY YOU WANTED H lM TO. 1028 01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:44,170 NOT THE WAY YOU WANTED. 1029 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:47,716 SO YOU... YOU HAD H lM KILLED. 1030 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:48,717 YOU... 1031 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,303 [Slap] 1032 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:53,221 [Sobs] COOKIE! 1033 01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,848 COME BACK! 1034 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,392 [Whinnies] 1035 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,977 [Groans] 1036 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:02,314 ♪♪♪ 1037 01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:04,900 [Dexter Groaning] 1038 01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,444 DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BERNARD! I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY! 1039 01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,070 ALL RIGHT. 1040 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,448 [Grunting, Groaning] 1041 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:15,076 THEN HAVE A LITTLE LIE-DOWN. 1042 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,637 [Mrs. Fitzwaring] GOD, IT'S ALL SUCH A MESS. 1043 01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:24,419 [Bernard] NOT AT ALL. I WON'T LEAVE A TRACE. 1044 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,880 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW lF HE CAN PROVE ANYTH lNG, 1045 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:29,674 OR EVEN lF HE KNOWS ANYTH lNG. 1046 01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,987 COULDN'T WE JUST CALL IN THE POLICE, SAY THERE WAS A BURGLARY? 1047 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,888 WE'VE ALREADY USED THAT STORY. 1048 01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:36,867 WHETHER HE CAN PROVE ANYTH lNG OR NOT, 1049 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:39,517 WE DON'T WANT THE POLICE SNOOPING lNTO YOUR PAST OR N lCK'S. 1050 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:41,163 LT WILL BE SIMPLE. WE'LL JUST TAKE H lM OUT... 1051 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:42,437 DON'T TELL ME. JUST DO lT. 1052 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,481 AND BRING COOKIE BACK. 1053 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:47,734 IN HER STATE, SHE'S LIABLE TO SAY ANYTH lNG TO ANYBODY. 1054 01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:50,111 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT N lCK WAS MURDERED? 1055 01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,738 I'M PSYCH lC. 1056 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:54,074 THEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU. 1057 01:05:55,952 --> 01:06:03,952 ♪♪♪ 1058 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,045 IT'S SO SICK. 1059 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:09,881 DRAGON LADY WIPES OUT HER RIVALS. 1060 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:14,469 WHY ME? 1061 01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:17,639 I MEAN, I CAN ALMOST UNDERSTAND GAIL. 1062 01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,977 GAIL. 1063 01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,437 [Sighs] WHY ME? 1064 01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:25,814 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1065 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,357 OH, COME ON, BERNARD. 1066 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,901 CAN'T YOU GRANT A DYING MAN H lS LAST WISH? 1067 01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:33,822 WHERE DO I FIT lNTO MRS. FITZWARING'S LITTLE PSYCHODRAMA? 1068 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,490 HEAT GETTING TO YOU, OLD CHUM? 1069 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,159 YOU'RE BABBLING. 1070 01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,165 ♪♪♪ 1071 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:47,335 [Dexter] WE'RE ON CAMPUS. "A" IN GEOGRAPHY, PROF. 1072 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:50,672 - NOW HOW'S YOUR ARCHAEOLOGY? - WHAT? 1073 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,384 THOUGHT THE TAR PIT MIGHT lNTEREST AN OLD FOSSIL LIKE YOURSELF. 1074 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,970 NOTH lNG PERSONAL. 1075 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:00,348 [Tires Screech, Crash] 1076 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,642 WHAT THE FUCK? 1077 01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,061 [Tires Screech] 1078 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:15,739 HAPPY HOUR! CARE FOR A COCKTAIL? 1079 01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:18,324 [Bernard] DRINKING AND DRMNG DON'T MIX, COOKIE. 1080 01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:21,494 I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU, PENCIL NECK. 1081 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:29,085 STAY AWAY FROM ME. STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1082 01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:33,465 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE! 1083 01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,216 DON'T PISS ABOUT. JUST GET IN THE CAR. 1084 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:38,011 LET ME GO! 1085 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,014 [Car Door Bell Dinging] ALL RIGHT. 1086 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,271 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1087 01:07:48,439 --> 01:07:51,274 I'M TAKING H lM TO THE POLICE AS SOON AS I GET YOU HOME. 1088 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,652 YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME HOME. 1089 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,380 HE'S NOT TAKING ME TO THE POLICE EITHER. 1090 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:57,466 CORK lT, CORNELL, OR ELSE... 1091 01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:59,908 OR ELSE WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME? 1092 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,410 CORNELL, I'M TIRED OF YOUR CRAP. 1093 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,662 LS SOMETH lNG BURN lNG? 1094 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:06,331 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE? 1095 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:09,167 AAAH! GET lT OFF! 1096 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:11,377 [Both Grunting] 1097 01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:19,344 [Cookie Screams] 1098 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,812 [Cookie Laughing] 1099 01:08:28,979 --> 01:08:31,439 WHOO! 1100 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,159 FUCK! 1101 01:08:43,327 --> 01:08:45,286 [Continues Laughing] 1102 01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:46,454 [Engine Accelerating] 1103 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,372 PAYBACK TIME, BERNARD! 1104 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:50,083 LOOK OUT, DAMN lT! LOOK OUT! 1105 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:02,011 AAAAH! 1106 01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:03,429 - AAAAAH! - SLOW DOWN, 1107 01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:04,973 COOKIE! 1108 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,141 [Bernard Grunts] 1109 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,601 [Cookie] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1110 01:09:15,609 --> 01:09:18,611 [Gunshot] [Bernard Grunts] 1111 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:23,491 COOKIE! 1112 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,036 GOD! COOKIE! 1113 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,343 [Grunting] 1114 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:54,814 [Yelling] 1115 01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:04,949 [Groaning] 1116 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,704 [Gunshot] 1117 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:57,043 [Groaning] 1118 01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:02,131 [Both Groaning, Yelling] 1119 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:22,610 [Tar Gurgling] 1120 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:27,615 [Groans] 1121 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:35,039 [Panting Heavily] 1122 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:38,293 [Dexter Groaning, Panting] 1123 01:11:45,926 --> 01:11:53,926 ♪♪♪ 1124 01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:01,482 [People Chattering] 1125 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:05,945 [Chain Link Fence Rattles] 1126 01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:10,867 [Laughing] 1127 01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:13,328 OH! LOOK AT TH lS JERK! JEEZ! 1128 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:16,372 THE GUY'S DRUNK! 1129 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:21,919 ♪♪♪ 1130 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:23,546 [Murmuring, Chattering] 1131 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,131 FUCKIN' ASSHOLE! 1132 01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,841 WANT SOME POPCORN? WELL, HAVE SOME! 1133 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:30,053 AND A BEER! 1134 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,180 [Laughing] 1135 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,723 WHOO! 1136 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:37,185 HERE, BUDDY! 1137 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:41,147 LEAVE H lM ALONE! 1138 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:51,157 [Man] MAYBE HE'S HURT. 1139 01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:53,409 I'M GONNA CALL AN AMBULANCE. 1140 01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:13,888 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT, SYD. 1141 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:20,395 SO I WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO LET THEM MAKE 1142 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,146 A POPCORN BALL OUT OF YOU? 1143 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,941 MMM. NOT BAD. 1144 01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:26,943 YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER... 1145 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:30,279 [Clears Throat] SHE USED TO TRIM THE TREE WITH TH lS STUFF. 1146 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:33,741 I GUESS NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE. 1147 01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,451 MINE DOES. 1148 01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:37,745 MMM? 1149 01:13:37,913 --> 01:13:39,705 ARE YOU GOING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS? 1150 01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:42,375 MM-HMM. 1151 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,585 WHERE'S HOME? 1152 01:13:44,753 --> 01:13:47,088 KANSAS. 1153 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,883 KANSAS? 1154 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:55,096 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR CHRISTMAS IN KANSAS? 1155 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,473 WELL, THE WHOLE CLAN GATHERS TOGETHER. 1156 01:13:57,641 --> 01:14:00,059 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN ABOUT A YEAR, 1157 01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:02,228 SO WE PLOP DOWN IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION SET 1158 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:06,524 AND WATCH MIRACLE ON 34th STREET... FOR THE 34th TIME. 1159 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:11,737 GREAT. WHAT ELSE? 1160 01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:16,659 AND... 1161 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,661 [Sighs] 1162 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:22,874 WE ALL GIVE EACH OTHER PRESENTS THAT WE DON'T NEED. 1163 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:26,419 AND lF WE NEED THEM, THEY'RE ALL THE WRONG SIZE. 1164 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,882 PRETTY AWFUL, HUH? 1165 01:14:36,096 --> 01:14:38,764 PRETTY N lCE. 1166 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:44,520 - IT'LL BE GOOD TO SEE EDDIE. - TH lS YOUR BROTHER EDDIE? 1167 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:46,856 MM-HMM. 1168 01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:49,484 OH, YEAH. 1169 01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:52,487 WHERE DO THE FEMALE REINDEER GO? 1170 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:55,823 - OH, NO. NO. - COME ON. 1171 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:01,787 [Sighs] 1172 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:04,123 WHERE DO ALL THE FEMALE REINDEER GO 1173 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:06,292 WHEN SANTA AND THE MALE REINDEER... 1174 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:09,003 ARE OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 1175 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:15,134 THEY GO lNTO TOWN AND BLOW A FEW BUCKS. 1176 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:23,184 [Laughing] OH, NO, NO, NO. 1177 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:31,526 I'M SO SCARED FOR YOU. 1178 01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:34,195 OHH... 1179 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,239 lT'LL BE A BREEZE. 1180 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,993 FIRST MILLION YEARS WILL GO LIKE THAT. 1181 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:43,829 SECOND MILLION... PHHFFT! 1182 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,750 IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR. 1183 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:50,586 NO, IT'S FAIR. 1184 01:15:50,754 --> 01:15:53,339 I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR FOUR YEARS NOW. 1185 01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:56,342 GAIL WAS RIGHT. 1186 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:59,178 JUST TOOK A LITTLE POISON lNG FOR ME TO NOTICE. 1187 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:03,349 YOU'RE MORE ALIVE THAN ANYBODY I EVER MET. 1188 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,227 NO, SYD. 1189 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:09,313 I FORGOT HOW TO APPRECIATE LIFE. 1190 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:14,026 IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. 1191 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,199 TH lS lS LIFE. 1192 01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:23,369 RIGHT HERE. 1193 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,330 RIGHT NOW. 1194 01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:29,250 TAKE lT. 1195 01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:40,344 ♪♪♪ 1196 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:42,471 PLEASE. 1197 01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:51,515 ♪♪♪ 1198 01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:53,376 [Door Opens] 1199 01:17:56,797 --> 01:18:00,341 [Police Dispatcher] 2-BRAVO-6, 10-4. EN ROUTE. 1200 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:02,635 CHECK lT OUT. 1201 01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:20,653 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE COPS TOLD YOU, BUT I DIDN'T KILL COOKIE. 1202 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:25,282 BERNARD DID. DIDN'T MEAN TO. 1203 01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:28,536 IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE HAD TH lS HABIT OF DYING AROUND BERNARD. 1204 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:31,372 DIDN'T THEY? 1205 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,918 SO IT'S ALL COME FULL CIRCLE RIGHT BACK TO YOUR FRONT DOOR, 1206 01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,670 HASN'T lT, MISSUS? 1207 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,548 NO, YOU BROUGHT lT TO MY DOOR. 1208 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,426 AND YOU NEVER REALLY KNEW ANYTH lNG, DID YOU? 1209 01:18:43,593 --> 01:18:47,263 [Snorts] I KNOW YOU HAD QU lTE A LONG H lT LIST. 1210 01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:52,268 WE'VE BEEN AT CROSS-PURPOSES, SUSPECTING EACH OTHER UNJUSTLY. 1211 01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:54,270 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1212 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:55,730 YOUR DAUGHTER TOLD ME EVERY... 1213 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:58,023 COOKIE WAS WRONG! 1214 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,695 - I DIDN'T KILL N lCK. - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! 1215 01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:07,366 I WANNA KNOW! 1216 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:10,911 WHY WERE YOU SO OBSESSED ABOUT COOKIE AND N lCK? 1217 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,834 WHO WAS HE TO YOU? 1218 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:23,132 MY SON. 1219 01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:27,219 COOKIE NEVER KNEW. 1220 01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:29,680 BUT N lCK'S FATHER... 1221 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,728 - THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR HUSBAND. - ALSO MY HUSBAND. 1222 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:39,815 ABANDONED ALONG WITH N lCK 20 YEARS AGO. 1223 01:19:41,651 --> 01:19:44,236 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE FOUND ME AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS, 1224 01:19:44,404 --> 01:19:48,032 BUT HE WAS HERE THAT N lGHT FOUR YEARS AGO TOGETHER WITH FITZWARING. 1225 01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:51,076 I ASKED H lM WHAT HE WANTED. 1226 01:19:51,244 --> 01:19:53,996 HE SAID NOT MUCH, CONSIDERING WHAT MY HUSBAND... 1227 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:57,541 MY OTHER HUSBAND... HAD TO GIVE. 1228 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:01,128 LANG HAD TOLD FITZWARING ALL ABOUT ME. 1229 01:20:01,296 --> 01:20:02,797 THERE WAS A SCENE... 1230 01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:07,843 UGLY WORDS LIKE "BIGAMY" AND "BLACKMAIL." 1231 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:10,930 FITZWARING TOLD LANG TO LEAVE. 1232 01:20:11,097 --> 01:20:13,307 HE SAID THAT LANG WOULDN'T GET A N lCKEL. 1233 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,477 HE TOLD ME TO LEAVE, TOO, WITHOUT OUR DAUGHTER. 1234 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,230 HE SAID I WOULD NEVER SEE COOKIE AGAIN. 1235 01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:23,275 YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I DID, I DID FOR MY DAUGHTER... 1236 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:24,693 [Gunshot] 1237 01:20:24,861 --> 01:20:26,320 AND MY SON. 1238 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:29,657 [Gunshot] 1239 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:33,369 BERNARD UNDERSTOOD. 1240 01:20:33,537 --> 01:20:36,205 HE TOLD THE POLICE THAT A PROWLER HAD BROKEN IN, 1241 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:39,750 HAD SHOT FITZWARING, ATTACKED ME. 1242 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:43,879 THEN BERNARD AND THE PROWLER STRUGGLED FOR THE GUN. 1243 01:20:44,047 --> 01:20:46,632 LT WENT OFF. 1244 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:50,135 THAT WAS OUR STORY. 1245 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,473 N lCK WAS MY SON. 1246 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:58,018 ALTHOUGH HE COULD NEVER KNOW THAT I WAS H lS MOTHER, 1247 01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:00,855 I WANTED H lM NEAR ME. 1248 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,732 NOW HE'S GONE. 1249 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:07,278 THEY'RE ALL GONE. 1250 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,155 THERE'S NOTH lNG. 1251 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:16,370 ALL TH lS TIME, THE WRONG TRAIL. 1252 01:21:29,926 --> 01:21:32,595 [Click] 1253 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:36,307 [Gunshot] 1254 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:50,172 GOD. 1255 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,469 GOD! 1256 01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:01,558 GODDAMN lT! WHY? 1257 01:23:01,726 --> 01:23:03,560 DAMN lT! 1258 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,480 [Grunting] 1259 01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:11,568 SH lT! 1260 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:26,542 [Gasping] 1261 01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:37,219 [Coughs, Clears Throat] 1262 01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:54,146 ♪♪♪ 1263 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:48,540 [Phone Busy Signal] 1264 01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:54,046 [Beeping] 1265 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:02,763 IT'S DEX. 1266 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:06,141 I'M IN MY OFFICE. 1267 01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:09,561 I NEED YOU. 1268 01:25:12,732 --> 01:25:16,235 [Hangs Up] 1269 01:25:26,871 --> 01:25:32,417 [Thunder Rumbling] 1270 01:25:43,721 --> 01:25:45,973 DEX? 1271 01:25:53,731 --> 01:25:56,275 HEY, DEX. 1272 01:26:03,032 --> 01:26:05,367 DEX? HEY. 1273 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:08,453 HEY, BUDDY. 1274 01:26:09,914 --> 01:26:11,415 [Sighs] 1275 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:15,294 - YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. - WELL... I FEEL GOOD. 1276 01:26:16,379 --> 01:26:18,255 I'M ALIVE. 1277 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,674 [Thunder Crashing] 1278 01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:22,593 HELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE, UH... 1279 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,804 NEVER MORE ALIVE THAN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE EDGE OF DEATH. 1280 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:30,392 CAN'T YOU FEEL lT, HAL? 1281 01:26:31,269 --> 01:26:33,770 I DON'T FEEL ANYTH lNG. 1282 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,983 ONE FOR THE ROAD? 1283 01:26:42,947 --> 01:26:45,490 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1284 01:26:45,658 --> 01:26:47,993 [Bangs Mug On Desk] 1285 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:57,169 NO. 1286 01:26:57,921 --> 01:27:00,380 - WHY? - WHY WHAT? 1287 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:03,175 - WHY DID YOU KILL ME? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 1288 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:05,761 WHERE DID YOU GET THE POISON? 1289 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:16,396 I STOLE lT FROM THE MED CENTER... 1290 01:27:16,564 --> 01:27:19,024 THE N lGHT I WAS THERE WITH ELAINE. 1291 01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:22,319 PLANNED A LITTLE H I-HO SILVER. 1292 01:27:22,862 --> 01:27:24,590 SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY CALL, SHE LEFT THE KEYS. 1293 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,698 WHY, GODDAMN lT? 1294 01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:31,787 - OUT OF WHACK. - WHAT? 1295 01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:33,755 ONE MINUTE AFTER I GIVE YOU THE DAMNED SCOTCH, 1296 01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:35,100 YOU TELL ME YOU DIDN'T READ lT. 1297 01:27:35,124 --> 01:27:37,918 READ WHAT? OUT OF WHACK. 1298 01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,879 N lCK LANG'S NOVEL? 1299 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,882 WELL, I'M GONNA PASS lT OFF AS MY OWN. 1300 01:27:45,051 --> 01:27:47,427 I HAVE TO, MAN. IT'S FUCKIN' BRILLIANT. 1301 01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:49,888 IN MY BOOK... 1302 01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,683 [Chuckles] MY BOOK. 1303 01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:58,272 WELL, EVERYTH lNG ABOUT lT THAT WAS GOOD YOU HELPED ME WITH. 1304 01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:02,693 I WAS IN HERE LAST WEEK TRYING TO WORK ON lT. 1305 01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:05,070 I SEE N lCK LANG'S BOOK SITTIN' ON YOUR DESK. 1306 01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:07,114 SO I PICK lT UP, FIGURE I'D GET A FEW LAUGHS... 1307 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,574 ABOUT HOW FULL OF SH lT TH lS KID lS. 1308 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:12,494 [Thunder Continues] 1309 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,182 I GUESS I KNEW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO BEFORE I EVEN GOT 1310 01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:18,125 TO THE LAST PAGE. 1311 01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:25,007 [Laughing] 1312 01:28:25,174 --> 01:28:26,341 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1313 01:28:26,509 --> 01:28:29,928 [Laughing] 1314 01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:38,895 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - THAT'S WHAT ALL TH lS lS ABOUT? 1315 01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:41,982 SOME KID'S LOUSY HOMEWORK? 1316 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,026 I JUST FIN lSHED TELLING YOU. IT'S NOT LOUSY. 1317 01:28:44,193 --> 01:28:47,279 IT'S ONE OF THE BEST DAMNED BOOKS I EVER READ. 1318 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,866 THAT'S WHY I HAD TO DO lT. 1319 01:28:51,534 --> 01:28:54,870 NOT THAT I WAS SURE I COULD. I MEAN, LANG WAS EASY. 1320 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:58,832 SMUG LITTLE SH lT. LIGHT AS A FEATHER. 1321 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:02,419 JUST UP AND OVER AND BON VOYAGE. 1322 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:09,801 BUT YOU... IN THE JOHN THE OTHER DAY, I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT 1323 01:29:09,969 --> 01:29:11,178 ANY DAMNED PROMOTION. 1324 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,221 WHY GAIL? 1325 01:29:13,389 --> 01:29:14,973 SHE HAD NOTH lNG TO DO WITH TH lS. 1326 01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:17,768 - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER? - NO. THAT WAS YOUR FAULT. 1327 01:29:17,935 --> 01:29:18,977 THAT WAS YOUR FAULT. 1328 01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:21,188 I GOT ALL THE COPIES OUT OF LANG'S APARTMENT. 1329 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:24,024 I PUT YOUR COPY IN THE DAMNED GARBAGE. 1330 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:26,651 YOU PICKED lT UP, YOU PUT lT IN YOUR DAMNED BRIEFCASE. 1331 01:29:26,819 --> 01:29:28,653 - AND LEFT lT AT GAIL'S. - I GUESS SO. 1332 01:29:28,821 --> 01:29:31,490 I SAW lT THERE WHEN ELAINE AND I TOOK HER HOME THE OTHER N lGHT. 1333 01:29:31,991 --> 01:29:35,202 SO, YOU BURN lT. 1334 01:29:35,536 --> 01:29:38,121 SHE TRIED TO STOP YOU. 1335 01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:42,376 YOU BLUDGEONED HER, FRESHENED UP, 1336 01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:45,545 THEN WENT OUT FOR A N lGHT ON THE THEATER WITH A NAIL GUN. 1337 01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,297 I THOUGHT SHE FOUND SOMETH lNG OUT. 1338 01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:48,632 DON'T YOU SEE? 1339 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,343 I HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY KNEW SO THAT lT CAN BE MINE, 1340 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:54,388 SO THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THAT BOOK lS MINE! 1341 01:29:54,555 --> 01:29:57,724 - THAT WAS WORTH SOMEBODY'S LIFE? - YEAH . MY LIFE. 1342 01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:00,268 WHY SHOULD THAT KID HAVE ALL THE BREAKS AND NOT ME? 1343 01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:01,686 JESUS, DEX. 1344 01:30:01,854 --> 01:30:03,415 HE WAS FUCKIN' YOUR WIFE, FOR CHRISSAKES. 1345 01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:05,816 YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT I KILLED H lM. 1346 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,651 [Sighs] 1347 01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,569 SO WHO YOU GONNA KILL FOR YOUR SECOND NOVEL? 1348 01:30:09,737 --> 01:30:11,863 ALL I NEED lS JUST THAT ONE BULLSH lT BREAK. 1349 01:30:12,031 --> 01:30:14,658 AFTER TH lS BOOK COMES OUT, I CAN PUBLISH ANY DAMN TH lNG I WANT. 1350 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:18,787 AND YOU CAN BET THAT I'M NOT GONNA REST ON MY LAURELS LIKE YOU DID. 1351 01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:21,373 WELL, AT LEAST THEY WERE MY LAURELS. 1352 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,876 WHY DOES lT COME SO EASY TO GUYS LIKE YOU? 1353 01:30:25,044 --> 01:30:26,920 BIG DEX, YOU JUST CRU lSE IN HERE... 1354 01:30:27,088 --> 01:30:30,173 AND HELP OUT POOR LITTLE HAL ON H lS OUTLINE. 1355 01:30:30,341 --> 01:30:31,758 AND THEN YOU WALTZ OUT OF HERE. 1356 01:30:31,926 --> 01:30:34,302 YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD lT lS FOR ME, 1357 01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:35,971 HOW MUCH I STRUGGLED! 1358 01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:37,514 I'M GONNA HAVE MY SHOT! 1359 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:38,992 I'M GONNA KNOW WHAT lT FEELS LIKE! 1360 01:30:39,016 --> 01:30:41,601 NO, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 1361 01:30:41,769 --> 01:30:45,939 THAT FEELING DOESN'T COME FROM MONEY, lT DOESN'T COME FROM FAME. 1362 01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:49,401 LT COMES FROM DOING THE WORK, HAL. 1363 01:30:49,569 --> 01:30:51,611 FROM REALIZING A VISION. 1364 01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:53,699 YOU TH lNK YOU CAN STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S PASSION? 1365 01:30:53,739 --> 01:30:55,365 ALL YOU GOT WAS PAPER AND lNK. 1366 01:30:55,533 --> 01:30:57,242 PASSION? 1367 01:30:57,410 --> 01:31:01,121 MAN, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF LECTURING ME ABOUT PASSION? 1368 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:02,456 YOU LOST lT! 1369 01:31:02,623 --> 01:31:06,042 NO. I GOT lT BACK THESE LAST TWO DAYS. 1370 01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:08,962 - I HAD lT. - YOU HAD lT, ALL RIGHT. 1371 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:12,424 YOU HAD lT, AND YOU PISSED lT AWAY. 1372 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:16,136 MAN, DEX, YOU HAD A TALENT. 1373 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:19,014 YOU HAD A TALENT OTHERS WOULD... 1374 01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:21,558 [Cocks Trigger] 1375 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:24,603 KILL FOR? 1376 01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:28,815 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. KILL FOR. 1377 01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:34,779 ISN'T THAT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? PUBLISH OR PERISH? 1378 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,326 [Coughing] 1379 01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:47,660 ♪♪♪ 1380 01:32:26,707 --> 01:32:30,043 [Screams] Oh! 1381 01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,887 PERISH. 1382 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:52,626 JUST SOMEBODY'S HOMEWORK. 1383 01:33:52,793 --> 01:33:55,253 THAT WAS ALL. 1384 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:02,761 [Snorts] 1385 01:34:07,266 --> 01:34:11,102 [Thunder Crashing] 1386 01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:19,270 ♪♪♪